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Hyunjin was casually strolling down the street, and then his stomach growled. "Fuck.. Dance practice made me hungry!" He mumbles, and starts walking down the street. He turns into 'Minion Cafe' and stands in line.
Soon someone calls for his order, "Bedo-Bedo!" Hyunjin looks up.. His hair blowing in the wind even if he was inside. He sees.. HER.. A minion, wearing an orange curly wig, a light blue dress, and a green tutu.. She had two eyes, one a light hazel, and the other an emerald green.
The minion had her eyes on Hyunjin's. His sharp eyes, his beauty mark under his eye, his long brown hair, his plump pink lips.. She was basically creaming her pants. "Uhhh.. Bedo-Bedo??" She takes his order. Hyunjin having no clue what she said.
"Uhh.. I'll take an Americano with.."
"Ah- Americano! Banana! Bedo bedo!!" She responds
"What- No! No banana.. But hey.. Are you single?" She looked up, making eye contact with the boy, "Bedo Bedo!" She was asking for his money. "Here's my phone number.." He winks, and then hands her a paper with his phone number on it, and then some cash. "Oh, Darling, keep the tip.. You'll get another tip later.." He winks.
Soon it's the next day. He came back in.. She got off shift as soon as he came in, and the two sat for coffee.. "Ah.." Hyunjin says, aftwr she had said "Bedo-Bedo-Banana." For the 64th time.
"You wanna.. Take this back to my place?" He winks. And all she says.. "Bedo Bedo!" She nods, and the two head to his dorm.
"Hyunjin-ah! You're home- who's this?" Changbin asks. "This is.. Bedo!" Hyunjin exclaims. "Now if you excuse us.. we're gonna-"
"Gross! I'm telling Chan-Hyung!" Changbin runs out the form and hyunjin shrugs. Hyunjin leads 'Bedo' to the bed; the two makeout.. She was doing an awful job; but hyunjin didn't care. He was in love.
The two finished making out. "Bedo-Bedo.. Dih.." The minion mumbles out. Ripping Hyunjin's clothes off. Hyunjin smirks and takes her clothes off..
He screams.. She was NOT a she.. Or.. Nor a he.. All that was there was a literal banana.
"Hehe.. Bedo..?" Hyunjin shrieked at what he- Or it said, and kicked her out. He sobbed. He thought he actually had a chance with someone.
Chanfbin came back with Chan. The two boys comforted him. He was cock blocked! He had blue balls now! He was hurt! He was sobbing.
"I-I thought she was the one.. I really did, Hyungs.." he whimpers and Chan and Changbin hug him tighter.
Chan pats his back gently. "Hey, buddy.. It's alright. She wasn't worth it."
Changbin chimed in. "Yeah. You'll find the right person eventually, champ! Maybe a human this time." He jokes, Chan hits his shoulder.