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Published:
2026-03-08
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2026-03-17
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New phone, who dis?

Summary:

Shoyo texts someone who definitely is NOT Kageyama.
Rather, he texts Kenma, a 2nd year from a rivalling school(although he doesn’t know that yet!)

How would this play out?

Wrong number troupe
Ft. Kenhina!

Notes:

Woah I didn’t think it would take me this long to post smt for kenhina or Haikyuu considering how much I love them. Anyways, here it is!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

March 8

 

[3.13] sunsho:

 

BAKAYAMAAAAA

 

STOP GHOSTING MEEEEE

 

。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。

 

Ik you dislike me but COME ONNN

 

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET BACK INTO THE CLUB IF WE DONT PRACTICE 

 

ANSWER ME

 

KAGEYAMA!!!

 

 

[3.24] kitty cat:

 

..?

 

 

[3.24] sunsho:

 

URGH FINALLYYYY

 

I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA TEXT YOU AFTER I GOT MY NEW PHONE

 

WHY DIDNT YOU REPLYYYYYYY

 

JUST SAY YOU HATE ME 

 

</3

 

Okay you probably do

 

Oh when did you change ur user

 

I didn’t think ur a cat person 

 

I tot it was gonna be more like Kageyamatobio731

 

 

[3.27] kitty cat:

 

um…

 

who r u…

 

 

[3.28] sunsho: 

 

Dude you’re NOT FUNNY

 

Is this some eloquent prank???

 

 

[3.29] kitty cat:

 

sry you hv the wrong number

 

also did you mean elaborate?

 

 

[3.29] sunsho:

 

WAIT

 

OMG I SWEAR THIS WAS KAGEYAMA’S NUMBER

 

IM SK SORRY

 

I TOT I WAS TEXTING SOMEONE ELSE NGL 

 

[also did you mean elaborate?] 

>> doesnt that mean explaining or smt???

 

[3.30] kitty cat:

 

yea but it aso means smt is detailed and complicated in planning

 

i assumed thats what u wanted to say

 

[3.31] sunsho:

 

WOAH

 

YOURE SO SMART!!!

 

I DIDNT KNOW THAT

 

[3.31] kitty cat: 

 

um thanks…

 

[3.32] sunsho:

 

Oh I’m sorry!!!

 

I was probably bombarding you with messages right???

 

Sorry I’m not v good with social cues…

 

 

[3.34] kitty cat: 

 

its wtv ig

 

im just not that good with strangers

 

 

[3.34] sunsho:

 

YAY!!!

 

Omg I was so scared that you were mad at me or smt!!!

 

You seemed so cool so I would be so sad if you tot I was annoying or smt

 

It would be so cool if we were friends!!!

 

I gtg stranger but it was nice to talk to you!!!

 

BYEE



[3.35] kitty cat: 

 

 

bye 

 



March 9

 

[6.23] sunsho:

 

Hi again stranger!!!

 

What's your name???

 

 

[2.13] kitty cat: 

 

stranger danger

 

 

[2.27] sunsho: 

 

Hey!

 

We aren't strangers!!!

 

 

[ 2.27] kitty cat:

 

 

we met through an accidental text

 

we had 1 convo

 

i would constitute that to be strangers

 

 

[2.28] sunsho: 

 

Touche 

 

But that's why I'm asking for your name!

 

If we know each other then we wont be strangers anymore!!!

 

Plus yest you said you don't do well with strangers 

 

So if we become friends then you won't be uncomfortable anymore!!

 

 

[2.29] kitty cat

 

    [Touche]

its touché btw <<

 

n sure…

 

thats interesting to think abt 

 

 

[2.30] sunsho: 

 

Yay I'm smart!!!

 

 

[2.30] kitty cat:

 

 

i nvr said that

 

 

[2.30] sunsho: 

 

Hey!!!

 

So mean 

 

(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

 

 

[2.31] kitty cat:

 

well if anything u gave away ur friends full government name so…

 

excuse me if im not particularly inclined to give u my name

 

 

[2.31] sunsho: 

 

Stop using complex words that I don't understand…

 

[well if anything you gave away your friends full government name so…]

>> And thats not fair! 

 

I didn't know you weren't him!

 

You wouldn't do anyhring bad right…

 

 

[2.32] kitty cat: 

 

well you dk that

 

maybe im act a murderer

 

 

[2.32] sunsho:

 

No way!!!

 

You're too nice to be killign ppl!!!

 

Unless…

 

OMG ARE YOU GONNA KILL ME 

 

PLS I STILL NEED TO BECOME THE NEXT LITTLE GIANT

 

 

[2.33] kitty cat:

 

lol

 

dw im not one

 

yet at least

 

 

[2.34] sunsho: 

 

You're kinda scary…

 

 

[2.34] kitty cat: 

 

:)

 

 

[2.35] sunsho: 

 

ANYWYAS 

 

IF YOU DW TO USE REAL NAMES

 

CAN WE USE NICKNAMESS

 

PLSSSSS

 

I NEED SMT TO SAVE YOU ASSSS

 

Other than “random stranger thats not Kageyama”

 

 

[2.37] kitty cat: 

 

is that what I’m saved as rn..?

 

 

[2.37] sunsho: 

 

Yea!!!

 

Sorry…

 

I didn’t know what else to save you as

 

And it woukd be mean not to

 

Cuz you might become my future friend!!!!!!

 

 

[2.39] kitty cat: 

 

hm

 

unlikely…

 

 

[2.40] sunsho: 

 

WHY???

 

YOURE SO NICE

 

 

[2.43] kitty cat: 

 

idk

 

ig i dont get alone with a lot of ppl

 

 

[2.44] sunsho: 

 

Oh…

 

Thats so sad…

 

Dw I’ll be your friend!!!

 

I can tell were gonna ti be GREAT FRIENDS!!!

 

 

[2.45] kitty cat: 

 

well we’ll see

 

u can try

 

 

[2.46] sunsho: 

 

YAYY!!!

 

Anyways you can call me Sho!

 

 

[2.49] kitty cat:

 

ken…

 

 

[2.50] sunsho: 

 

It’s nice to meet you ken!

 

 

[2.51] kitty cat: 

 

you too sho 

 

 

Add new contact: sho?  

                                                                                             Yes        no   

 

sho added to contacts  

 

 

Add new contact: ken (*≧∀≦*)?

           Yes            No

 

ken (*≧∀≦*) added to contacts