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Complex Sports @ComplexSports
Happy Birthday to the First Husbands of Hockey, Shane and Ilya Hollander Rozanov, who shared a belated joint birthday celebration while on holiday following their historic Stanley Cup win. Read More:
Photo 1:
[Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are seen sitting together at a table in a covered cabana on a beach. Rozanov appears to be in conversation with whoever is taking the photo. Hollander is sitting to his right, with one hand raised, cupping the back of Rozanov’s head. He’s smiling widely at Rozanov, who’s squinting his eyes against the sunlight.]
Photo 2:
[Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are seen entering a tropical, outdoor event space. It’s nighttime, and both are dressed nicely but comfortably. They’re holding hands and smiling as they enter. A three-tier cake can be seen off to the side, and there are several people around holding sparklers.]
↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Joint birthday party??? New level of couple-dom unlocked
↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
I forget they’re only like a month apart in age they really can’t be one without the other for long 😂
↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46
AHhhhh they look so good!
↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
No, really they’re such a good-looking couple it’s crazy
↳↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46
Quiet as its kept, that’s why the league is really mad 🫢
↳↳↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒@hockeyismylife
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Ottawa Centaurs @OttawaCentaurs
Join us in wishing our Captain and Alternate, Ilya and Shane Hollander-Rozanov, a happy happy birthday! Thanks for pushing your celebration until after the playoffs, guys! We know a Stanley Cup victory was the best gift for both of you. Together, you’ve brought so much joy and love to our team family. Excited for next season! 🎂
Photo 1:
[A shot taken in the Ottawa Centaurs’ locker room before game 6 of the playoffs: Hollander is sitting on a bench in front of his locker while Rozanov kneels, hands extended to help lace up one of Hollander’s skates. He’s paused in his task, looking up at Hollander with a smile on his face. The photo has caught Hollander mid-laugh.]
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
My boys 🥲
↳Jelly Belly @gearheadbi
I’m so used to giving now I get to RECEIVE
↳hollanov on top @itsashutout21
Imagine kiki-ing and giggling like this before going out and absolutely slaughering LA–the POWER of gay love at work, folks
↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Shane has to get his daily dose of queer joy before he puts BTA it’s mandatory. Sorry. I don’t make the rules.
↳Ra Ra Rozanov🐻 @mrsraiders81
Ilya Rozanov always on his knees……the power Shane Hollander wields…..
Ilya Rozanov-Hollander @realIlyaRozanov
my ☀️
📸 @HarrisDrover
Photo 1:
[A shot taken from the balcony of their resort hotel room, the ocean clearly in view behind him: A tanned, windswept Shane Hollander-Rozanov is photographed from the calves up wearing nothing but a pair of white swim trunks. He’s smiling, holding a large bouquet of roses with one hand, and shielding his eyes from the sun with the other.]
Photo 2:
[Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are photographed on a yacht out on the ocean. Rozanov is stretched out over the deck. He’s on his back, lying flat with his arms folded under his head, eyes focused on Hollander. Hollander is facing away from him, sitting on Rozanov’s lap, with his knees bent and his feet on the deck. He’s leaning forward, resting his hands on the yacht’s hardtop sunshade as he converses with the photographer.]
Photo 3:
[A close-up shot of a smiling Shane Hollander, still sitting on the yacht. He’s wearing a pair of designer sunglasses. Rozanov is clearly reflected in the lenses.]
Photo 4:
[A shot taken from the beach, the ocean in the background: Shane Hollander is seen lying on a beach towel. He’s facing away from the camera, propped up on his elbows and looking behind him. Ilya Rozanov is standing off in the distance, holding a large piece of driftwood above his head with both hands.]
↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
The way I didn’t even see Ilya in that 2nd pic at first
↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Girl, I saw this on Insta and didn't even notice Ilya until yall pointed him out 😩
↳↳↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Baby im looking at ASS aint nobody here for Roz
↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
Shane…
↳↳No It IS That Serious🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Like…that’s hockey’s IT BOY fr fr
↳↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
I’m actually in shock
↳Boston FTW @raidersforthwin
Rozanov just bragging now like oh look i have a 4x stanley cup winning autistic waisan hottie riding me on the reg what if this was my 13th reason????
↳24 ⛔ 81 @metrosforhollander
This fandom is a prison
↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout2
Girl the door is open ESCAPE
↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
Prison of your own making i fear
↳Cents and Centsability @goodgollymissmolly
I have nothing appropriate to say….
↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
Like…..i’m thinking thoughts that have never been thought
↳Cents Stan @centsoncentsoncents
Look at roz just happy as a clam
↳↳Anya’s secret sister @allaboutthepuck
No one has ever been happier than him i swear
↳↳↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
I too would be happy with a clear view of Shane Hollander’s ass and back muscles tf
↳Hollander’s #1 Girl @allabout24
Hockey’s number one hottie ladies and gentlemen
↳↳Shelly 🏒 @gearheadgirl
The longer hair oh my goddddd
↳↳↳ Jelly Belly @gearheadbi
Windswept and gorgeous 😍
↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess
I AGAIN point out that he never looked this relaxed in Montreal. Not once.
Image Insert: [Shane Hollander looking exhausted, frown on his face while sitting on Montreal’s bench. The photo is from one of his last few games with the Metros.]
↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander
They were fr fr sapping my guy’s soul I swear
↳↳↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
Well yeah he was tired he was carrying the whole franchise on his back you saw how we played last season
↳↳↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @ imonlyhereforhollander
Fr who was supposed to replace him? PIKE????😭😩
↳missing the Holz @metros4hollanov
Watching Rozanov celebrate a stanley cup that shouldve been Montreal’s….Theriault you will never shake the hex i put on you
↳↳Suffering Montreal Fan @gometrosgoiguess
Fr montreal's management will be coughing until they do right by Shane i declare it
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Fumbling THEE baddie of hockey, Montreal Metros I will never forgive you
Yuna Hollander @YunaHollander24
Happy Birthday to my favorite boys! Love you both! ♥️
Photo 1:
[Taken from a photobooth at their shared birthday party: From left to right, Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are standing next to Yuna and David Hollander. Mrs. Hollander is holding Rozanov’s face with one hand, pressing a kiss to his cheek. Rozanov has his eyes closed, lips puckered towards the camera.]
Photo 2:
[Taken from a photobooth at their shared birthday party: Shane and Ilya Hollander-Rozanov are standing next to Hollander’s parents. All four are smiling at the camera.]
↳No It IS That Serious 🏒 @hockeyismylife46
Pr relationship my ass
↳↳hollanov on top @itsashutout46
No fr like that's mama hollander’s son
Montreal Metros @MontrealMetros
Happy 32nd Birthday to our former captain, Shane Hollander!
↳Its Metros 4 Lyfe @montrealmetrosfan1996
Please don’t embarrass me like this
↳Its Hole-ander actually @hollalujah
Quick get the holy water
↳↳Shane Hollander’s left tit @lilylaughsart
No like BEGONE DEMOn
↳↳↳Ex Montreal Stan @imonlyhereforhollander
The power of christ compels you fr fr