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PART 1
POV: Han grabbed what he thought was his luggage but it turned out to be Y/N and now the guys are trying to help him figure out who it is and how to exchange luggage with Y/N.
**Disclaimer: This is a FAKE story. It’s just for fun and not meant to be serious. Just based off a dream I had. It starts out as a fake chat story but changes into a POV**
Chan: I can’t believe you grabbed the wrong luggage at the airport.
Seungmin: I’m surprised this is the first time it’s happened.
Changbin: It does seem like something you would do.
Felix: He forgets the lyrics to his own songs.
Lee Know: And our choreography.
Han: Okay, I get it, I have the memory of a squirrel can we please get back to how I’m going to get my stuff back!
Chan: Did you check to see if there’s anything in the bag that might tell you who it belongs to?
Han: Well...it’s definitely a girl.
Seungmin: That narrows it down.
Felix: How about any sort of I.D badge or passport?
Changbin: Or “Hi my name is "sticker?
Han: Real helpful guys, thanks!
**Hyunjin has entered the chat**
Hyunjin: Okay I’m back. What did I miss?
Seungmin: The forgetful squirrel is trying to figure out whose luggage he grabbed and so far his only clue is “definitely a girl”
Hyunjin: How do you know that? Guys can wear feminine clothes too.
Felix: #shirtsareforeveryone
Changbin: They have a point.
Han: There are other…things besides the clothes.
I.N: Like what?
Lee Know: Where the heck did you come from?
Changbin: Were you just lurking in the chat the whole time?
I.N: Ehh I wasn’t that invested at first but it’s starting to get interesting. What other “things” are you talking about?
Han: You know…like girl “stuff” Stuff girls use…when that…thing happens to them
Chan: For crying out loud, are you talking about tampons?
Han: I don’t know, I’ve never used one before!
Lee Know: Well I would hope not.
Changbin: I haven’t used them either but I know what they look like.
Felix: Same here
Hyunjin: Okay besides them, is there anything else?
Han: Idk! It feels a little weird snooping thought someone’s stuff, ya know?
Seungmin: No.
I.N: I think it’s fine.
Lee Know: I snoop through your guys stuff all the time.
Hyunjin: I’m locking my door from now on.
Chan: Alright let’s get back to the original topic.
Felix: Maybe you can post a picture of the luggage and someone will recognize it?
Changbin: Nah if he does that he’s going to get tons of message from fans saying it’s their luggage.
Lee Know: Yeah I wouldn’t do that.
I.N: Is there anything else in the luggage that someone could prove it’s theirs?
Han: Idk I stopped looking after I saw the tampon because it felt like I was intruding.
Lee Know: I’ll look through it!
Seungmin: I’m coming over!
I.N: Me too!
Changbin: I’ve got room service coming soon so I’ll stay but tell us what you did.
Felix: I just figured out how to set up my gaming system so I’m going to hop on for a bit.
Hyunjin: I’ve got my robe and facemask on so I’m staying too
Changbin: Not just a facemask but one with a pig face on it. Scared the crap outta me when I came into the living room.
Han: Was it like looking in a mirror?
Changbin: That’s funny coming from a guy that doesn’t know what a tampon is!
Felix: That’s a weird flex but valid.
Lee Know: I found it!
Hyunjin: The tampon?
Lee Know: No not the freaking…I found something that might tell us who’s luggage it is.
Chan: What did you find?
Seungmin: It’s a sweatshirt
I.N: With a college logo on it
Changbin: What’s the college?
Lee Know: RCC
Changbin: Never heard of it.
Han: Maybe RCC is the sweatshirt brand
Seungmin: It's Raven Community College.
Han: Okay never mind.
Chan: How'd you know all of that?
Seungmin: I'm a genius
I.N: he Googled it
Hyunjin: Okay so we know it's a girl that goes to that college.
Changbin: Now we just need to figure out which girl.
Lee Know: She wears glasses
Seungmin: Maybe Han should've been wearing his then he wouldn't have picked up the wrong luggage.
Han: You know I'm literally standing next to you.
Seungmin: Nope didn't notice...probably because your so...OWWWW Let go!!
Chan: Brb
Changbin: Where'd Chan go?
I.N: He's making Han and Seungmin apologize and hold hands with each other.
Felix: Did you find anything else in the bag?
I.N: A really good smelling perfume, like lavender and vanilla.
Hyunjin: So she goes to college, wears glasses and smells good.
Changbin: Yeah but how do we find out her name?
Lee Know: Her name is Y/N. She's 25 years old, a Gemini and she has dog named Alaska.
Changbin: I'm impressed...but also scared
Hyunjin: The FBI should either hire you or be terrified of you.
Chan: Okay I'm back, what did I miss?
Felix: Lee Know found Y/N and is about to tell us her entire life story.
Changbin: Is she cute?
I.N: Yeah she's cute.
Seungmin: She's tall too.
Hyunjin: Now when you say tall do you mean like my definition of tall or yours guys tall?
Changbin: That felt like an attack.
Felix: Seriously you're only a couple inches taller.
Hyunjin: Couple of inches makes a big difference
I.N: Eww Hyunjin!
Changbin: So not appropriate.
Hyunjin: I wasn't talking about THAT!
Seungmin: Sure you weren't.
Chan: Okay Lee Know before you do anything let's make sure that she's the one who has Han's luggage.
Han: Too late he already messaged her!
Chan: WHAT??!!
Lee Know: Technically Han messaged her because I'm on his profile.
Han: WHAT?!
Hyunjin: What did you say?
Lee Know: I said Hey you have my luggage and I need it back.
Felix: Someone take the phone from him.
Seungmin: I'll message her!
Hyunjin: No!
Changbin: NO!
Felix: Never mind let Lee Know keep it.
Chan: Give the phone to Han! It's his stuff, let him talk to her.
Han: Me?! What am I supposed to say?
Chan: Just be nice and explain what happened and ask her if there's anyway you can meet to exchange your luggage
Hyunjin: Don't mention snooping through her stuff
Seungmin: Or tampons.
Felix: Or Lee Know stalking her online.
Lee Know: Everything I found is public knowledge, that's not stalking it's just knowing how to use the internet.
Chan: Still I wouldn't bring it up.
Han: Okay I'll message her.