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Peter's pov:
???
Ned
Help, I may or may not have gotten stabbed
Again
What do you mean again?
Who's Ned?
Who are you?
Wait you're not Ned?
No
What do you mean again?
Uhhhhh...
STRANGER DANGER
You're the one who texted me.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE NED-
Well I'm not
Then who are you?
A spy?
Working for the government?
Sure...
You could say that
Peter changed ??? to Carmen Sandiego
Carmen Sandiego? Seriously?
...
Hello?
It's been a half-hour
Kid?
I know someone who can track your phone.
Sorry! I'm here
You know someone who can what?
...not important
What do you mean it's not important???
And how do you know I'm a kid?
What if I'm an adult?
Are you an adult?
...
No
So I was right.
Anyway, did you get any meds for
your wound?
If I say yes will you believe me?
No.
😔
Aw
Get some meds kid.
YOU CANT MAKE ME
I can't?
Uhhhh
I'M SORRY-
ANYWAY
I passed the test to be an intern at Stark Industries
How is this relevant to you getting stabbed?
It's not.
But idc 😃
😑
I will have my friend track your phone if
you don't get meds.
...
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Nat's pov:
This kid...he's like Stark. No self preservation.
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???
Carmen Sandiago changed ??? to Mini Stark
You better get those meds.
Yes ma'am 🫡
Also Mini Stark? Like Tony Stark? COOL
Good.
And yeah, like Tony, kid
So spy lady, have you gone on
any cool missions?
...sure
Cool! :D
I gtg, the first bell just rang
See ya
Bye, spy lady!
***
God that kid's going to give me more grey hairs than Clint. I then heard a rustling noise from the vents and Clint fell onto the floor with a groan.
"Who's 'Mini Stark'?" Clint raised an eyebrow as he stood up.
"No one." I said.
"Uh-huh." He reached for my phone, I put it in my pocket though, "Come on, Tasha..."
"Nope." I said, walking towards my door, "I need Stark to track someone's phone." And with that I walked out of the room.
Clint followed after me still asking about the Mini Stark on my phone. I just ignored him and went into Tony and Bruce's lab.
"Stark. Need you to track something for me." I said.
He looked up from whatever he was working on, "You're the spy, Romanoff."
"So? You have the tech, genius." I deadpanned, showing him my phone with the kid's number.
"Touché." He said swiveling on his chair to turn to another monitor and started typing something before he got a call from Pepper, "one second...uh-huh...yeah, got it, Pep. Yes, yes. I totally looked at the applications for SI..."
He definitely didn't.
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Time skip brought to you by me!
It's been a few days from then, Peter got accepted to SI along with some other kids.
Peter's pov:
I walked into SI with the other kids and we looked around in awe at everything. It was amazing.
They showed us around and showed us the different levels of the building, the labs, people talked to us about what jobs they did within the company. Then they brought us to a big room with a bunch of chairs and told us to sit and wait.
"Guys, look! It's Tony Stark!" Someone said suddenly, we all turned to see him walk in. With his cocky grin and nice blazer, something that I could never afford by the way.
"Yes, yes. It's me, don't be too star struck now, kids." He said.
This is why MJ says 'Eat the rich'.
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Peter's pov:
Once I got back to my apartment and locked the door I noticed a notification on my phone, it was Spy Lady!
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Carmen Sandiago
Hey, kid, so did you ever actually get
those pain meds?
SPY LADY HII
And yes?
Also you're still texting me?
YAY
You should be lucky, she never texts me
Wait you're not Spy Lady?
Nope.
But I am her very awesome friend
Shoot*
...
Shoot*
Going to ignore that
She's after me, help.
Think she'll find me in the vents?
No...?
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Clint's pov:
I was crawling through the vents above Tony's lab and thought I got away from Nat.
I was wrong.
"Give me my phone back, Barton I will find you. And kill you." I heard Nat's come into the vents. Uh-oh...
"Don't kill Clint in the vents, Romanoff." Tony said from his lab.
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Peter's pov:
I was doing my homework when I heard my phone ding. Homework can wait.
???
Hi
You got a name?
Oh right, I'm Peter!
...
Oh wait are we using nicknames?
Uhhhh...spy lady was calling me Mini Stark
Anything you like so I can give you one?
I like archery
M'kay!
Mini Stark changed ??? to Arrow Guy
Arrow Guy?
Real creative.
You said you like archery.
Touché
Wait one sec I'm gonna do something...
Mini Stark created a group chat with Carmen Sandiago and Arrow Guy
Carmen Sandiago
What is this?
Also who's Arrow Guy?
Arrow Guy
Who do you think?
Carmen Sandiago
The kid named you Arrow Guy? HA-
Arrow Guy
Shut up.
Wait so are we all friends now?
Arrow Guy
No
Carmen Sandiago
No
Aw 😔
Also I'm Peter!
Carmen Sandiago
You need a talk on stranger danger
Then why are you still texting me?
Arrow Guy
Because we can
😑
Arrow Guy
You asked, kid
So if you guys don't mind me asking
Where do you work?
Arrow Guy
Stark Industries
WAIT REALLY?
I got an internship there
Maybe we'll see each toehr!
Carmen Sandiago
Toehr?
Each other. 😑
Arrow Guy
...
So top five favorite avengers go
Uhhh
Probably
Tony Stark,
Bruce Banner,
Natasha Romanoff,
Clint Barton
And uhhhh
Idk, never thought about it
Why are you asking?
Arrow Guy
No reason...
Carmen Sandiago
I will find you.
Arrow Guy
What? I'm not planning anything.
Carmen Sandiago
😐
Arrow Guy
Peter, help she's glaring at me from
across the room...
Carmen Sandiago
Don't run. If you go into the vents I'll find you.
The vents?
Carmen Sandiago
Long story.
Arrow Guy added ???
???
Legolas, what is this?
Carmen Sandiago
Seriously?
Arrow Guy
It was either him or Banner
Wait Banner? As in Bruce Banner?
Arrow Guy
No
???
So who is this random kid?
I'm Peter!
Carmen Sandiago
More like someone who doesn't know to not talk to strangers
So Mr. Question Mark, what should I call you?
Arrow Guy
Mr. Rich, he has a lot of money
Okay!
???
Don't call me that kid
Mini Stark changed ??? to Mr. Rich
Mr. Rich
I'm cutting your internet access.
Arrow Guy
I'm gonna add some people
Mr. Rich
Who?
Arrow Guy
You'll see
Arrow Guy added ???, ???, ???
???
What is this?
Signed,
S. R
Mr. Rich
Why'd you add Grandpa?
???
Who are you calling grandpa?
Mr. Rich
There's Grandpa #2
Oh great, more old people
to corrupt me
Carmen Sandiago
Oh he'll fit right in, also this is a group chat, Steve
???
Reading back the messages, have any of you run a background check on this kid?
So what should I call you guys?
???
I like Science
???
I don't know. Figure it out.
???
I'm from Brooklyn, New York if that helps. And he has a Metal arm.
Actually? That's so sick
Mini Stark changed ??? to Bill Nye
Mini Stark changed ??? to Brooklyn 99
Mini Stark changed ??? to Magnet
Magnet
Why?
Mr. Rich
It suits you
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