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Shockwave paused in thought, then spoke and asked, "Am I emotional at all?"
Ballpoint answered, "Yes."
Starscream joked, "Is delusion an emotion?"
Soundwave responded, "Soundwave can confirm, very emotional."
Shockwave asked, "Whose turn is it next?"
"Mine!" Ballpoint cheerfully answered.
Ballpoint was deep in thought. The card of 'Shockwave' taped over his forehelm. Ballpoint asked, "Am I a femme?"
Shockwave was offended and said, "Never."
Ballpoint was deep in thought.
Ballpoint asked, "Am I sealed?"
Soundwave answered, "Has; the chassis of femme."
Starscream said, "Despite having the chestplate of a femme, they are not a femme."
Ballpoint groaned and thought deeply.
Shockwave said, "Starscream, it's your time."
Starscream thought deeply. The card of 'Knock Out' was taped over his forehelm.
Starscream questioned, "Am I a flyer?"
Shockwave said in a cold and flat tone, "No."
Starscream said in disgust, "Oh."
Soundwave questioned, "Soundwave... Is a Decepticon?" Starscream said, "Unfortunately, yes."
Shockwave said, "Recently I'm starting to doubt that, but yes for the time being." Ballpoint nodded his tiny helm.
Shockwave said, "Am I a mini con?"
"Yes!"
Starscream joked, "More of a microcon." Starscream chuckled.
Soundwave said, "Shockwave is both small and Decepticon."
Ballpoint nodded his tiny helm again. Ballpoint thought deeply.
Ballpoint asked, "Do I have blue optics?"
Shockwave asked, "Sometimes, but typically no."
Ballpoint cheerily said, "Oooh. How cryptic." Starscream joked, "He typically doesn't even have two."
Soundwave said, "Soundwave; has seen him with three once."
Ballpoint exclaimed, "Wow! This sounds like a really cool bot!"
Ballpoint propped his elbow on the table as he rested his helm on his servo.
Starscream asked, "Am I an Autobot?"
Shockwave responded, "Sometimes but typically no."
Soundwave answered, "Starscream, isn't Autobot now." Starscream said in disgust, "Oh. I hate traitors."
Soundwave said, "Soundwave, is purple?"
"No," Starscream responded.
Ballpoint shook his helm.
Shockwave responded, "Mostly no."
Shockwave asked, "Am I yellow?"
Ballpoint answered, "The shoulderpads and pedes are yellow."
Soundwave said, "... Soundwave; would agree."
"Yes," Starscream answered.
Ballpoint was deep in thought and asked, "Am I sealed?"
Shockwave blushed wildly and exclaimed, "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm!!"
Soundwave answered, "Ballpoint, Is sealed because loser and choice."
Starscream laughed so hard and nearly fell out of his chair.
Shockwave shouted, "NOT SEALED!!"
Soundwave said, "Is sealed."
Shockwave shouted, "I DISGREE, SOUNDWAVE!!"
Soundwave shouted, "Is 100% sealed loser."
Ballpoint, seeing them fight, exclaimed, "Oh dear. Isn't there some way to prove it then?"
Shockwave asked, "Starscream, any suggestions?"
Starscream suggested, "Well, if we had this bot here, we could just open their panel. Wouldn't that be....logical?~" Shockwave began overheating. Soundwave said, "Soundwave and Shockwave can find bot and check." Shockwave was heavily venting hard. Soundwave picked up Shockwave and left. Shockwave screamed. Soundwave returned and said, "Sealed." Starscream, with a scrap-eating grin, "Any disagreement from you, Shockwave?"
Shockwave said in a dizzily tone, "Starscream, I will give Megatron that chip and tell him where to find 'Pretty Posion'."
Starscream chuckled.
Starscream thought deeply and asked, "Am I a leader?"
Shockwave answered, "No."
Soundwave answered, "No..."
Soundwave, the card of 'Waspinator' taped over his forehelm, asked, "Soundwave, is green??"
Ballpoint shouted, "Yes!!!"
Starscream said, "Yes."
Shockwave answered, "Almost completely."
Soundwave flopped Shockwave on the couch.
Shockwave said, "Am I, Shockwave, attracted to this mini bot personally?"
Soundwave sat down, "Shockwave, attracted to all mini bots."
Shockwave sat up and said, "I am not."
Ballpoint, seeing them fight, asked, "Oh dear. Isn't there some way to prove this too then?"
Starscream said, "I have an idea~"
Shockwave said, "Your idea is?'
"Ballpoint, can you lay on the table?" Starscream asked.
Ballpoint got on the table and laid down on his side in a somewhat seductive pin-up pose.
Ballpoint asked, "Like this, Mister Starscream?"
Shockwave blushed wildly and his panels bulged immediately as he asked, "Is this necessary?" Starscream answered, "It's only logical~" Shockwave overheated and declared, "Starscream, I'm going to volunteer you for my next project." Starscream teased, "What?~"
Soundwave said, "Answer is, Affirmative."
Ballpoint thought deeply and asked, "Is my habsuite clean?" Shockwave answered, "Yes."
Soundwave got up, left to check, and returned in horror. "FOUND, HORRORS BEYOND SOUNDWAVE'S UNDERSTANDING."
Shockwave muttered,.".. It's not that bad."
"Oh this I gotta see!" Starscream exclaimed as he got up and left to check too.
OH DEAR PRIMUS, THERE'S MINI BOTS. SO MANY MINI BOT FALSE SPIKE AND FALSE VALVES AND DATAPADS WITH PORN AND BODY PILLOWS AND SHRINES AND IT'S ALL COVERED IN LUBRICANT AND TRANSFLUID!!
90% of it is Ballpoint.
Also one femme sex doll for some doubtless horrid reason.
Starscream's vocalizer cracked, "SHOCKWAVE?!"
Shockwave walked in and said, "... You weren't supposed to see this."
Shockwave darkly said, "Don't tell Ballpoint."
Starscream remarked, "You're sick in the processor."
Shockwave defended, "This is not as bad as Megatron's or Thundercracker's."
Starscream responded, "That's true... "
Shockwave said, "Thankfully, Ballpoint will never see this."
Starscream headed back to the table.
Soundwave said, "... Starscream, has seen it?"
Starscream responded, "Clean, but disturbing."
Shockwave sat there like nothing happened.
Starscream thought deeply and asked, "Am I a medic?"
Shockwave said, "Nearly. Yes."
Soundwave said, "Affirmative."
"Not a flyer, sometimes but typically not an Autobot, a medic..." Starscream repeated. "Can I make a guess?"
"Of course," Shockwave responded.
Starscream, confidently, asked, "Am I Nickel?!"
Starscream's face fell in disappointment.
Ballpoint exclaimed, "Soundwave's turn!"
Soundwave asked, "Soundwave, is rumored to have an odd spike?"
Ballpoint exclaimed, "Yes! Very odd." Shockwave stared at Ballpoint. Ballpoint questioned, "Yes, Mister Shockwave?"
Shockwave asked, "Am I sealed?" Ballpoint answered, "Yes."
"You got it!" Ballpoint exclaimed then asked, "Am I Shockwave?"
Shockwave nodded, loomed over Ballpoint.
Soundwave pushed Shockwave down by shoulders. "Shockwave, is in relationship with Soundwave."
Shockwave reached for Ballpoint and shouted, "I MUST HAVE HIM!!"
Soundwave tried wrestling Shockwave down. "DO NOT."
Shockwave shouted, "JUST ONCE!!"
Ballpoint remarked, "Oh dear."
Shockwave and Soundwave wrestled each other, fell off the couch, rolled around on each other while yelling an argument about cheating.
Shockwave shouted, "IT'S NOT CHEATING!!"
Soundwave shouted, "Shockwave, is cheating by looking!!"
Ballpoint was panicking, while Starscream watched completely entertained by the drama.
Shockwave shouted, "I WANT TO BREAK UP!!!" Soundwave begged, "LET SOUNDWAVE UNSEAL FIRST!!!" Shockwave shouted, "I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR A MINI BOT!!!"
Soundwave shouted, "SHOCKWAVE IS LOSER AND STALKER, NO MINI BOT WILL AGREE!!!"
Shockwave and Soundwave somehow begin making out. Starscream rubbed his panel to this. Shockwave and Soundwave roll around on each other while swirling their glossas around the others.
Soundwave declared, "Shockwave, all talk no shock."
Shockwave shouted, "YOU INFERIOR SCRAPE HEAP!"
Shockwave saw Ballpoint, grabbed him, and ran away. "MINE!!"
Ballpoint exclaimed, "Ah!"
Soundwave grabbed Shockwave by the pedas and dragged him back in. "Soundwave, Love Shockwave like a pack of wild K-9."
Shockwave dropped Ballpoint, then began crawling desperately for Ballpoint despite being dragged away each time.
Ballpoint questioned, "Mister Shockwave?"
"Ballpoint!!" Shockwave shouted as he was dragged literally into the WavewaveStar poly something.
It's probably a situationship.
The End.