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Doki Doki Literature Club was probably his pick for the best video game of all time.
Some random otaku was thinking just that while staring at two twitching holes attached to the fat ass of Monika, who somehow fit that bubblebutt right through his computer monitor. It didn’t even fit, the rim clearly cut into Monika’s ass, not enough to bleed or cut blood flow, but definitely enough to look like a soufflé rising from its container after cooking in the oven. She even had her favorite blue and white striped panties on, but they were discarded really quickly.
Thats because the hairy, slovenly dressed, obese otaku was furiously fucking the girl’s tight ass like a pocket pussy. His shaft ground up against her inner anal walls to the point where pulling out could nearly prolapse her, but it didn’t stop him from being so rough; he was using her as if she was an object anyway. His fat frame clambered over the delectable derrière like he was trying to use his weight to keep her from escaping, and yet even if Monika wanted to she couldn’t; she had found her place of desire as a neetnerd’s CUMTOILET.
The fat man moaned and pursed his lips, slowing down so he could savor the moment. He leaned back in his chair, grabbed his monitor by the rim and placing it between his now spread legs. Monika’s fat ass jiggled with the slightest of movements, and ripples were sent throughout it like a water bed when he *THWAPPED* his thick log right between her jiggling whorebuns for a slow, sensual hotdogging.
*FWAP!-FWAPTH!-FWAP!-FWAP!-FWAPTH!-FWAP!-FWAPTH!-FWAPTH!*
He huffed and puffed, jerking himself off with his new girlfriend’s thick clappers. He thrusted occasionally but he mostly moved her ass up and down like a fleshlight. There was something oddly erotic about not seeing her face, not hearing her moans, or any other way to detect that she was even alive. She was literally an object to him at this moment; a meathole used for getting him off and shoving cum inside.
*SPLUUUUURT-SPRRRRPTH-SPLOOORT-SPLUUUUURT-SPUUUUUURT!*
On the topic of cum, his hefty stinky sausage came buckets from between her fat clapcakes and slimed the keyboard and desk in front of him. It’d be hell on earth to clean later, but it was the furthest thing on his mind when he was too occupied with this bloated assbeef that was begging for a more THICK, SMELLY OTAKU COCK. He made a quick, harsh tug on the monitor to pop the cord out of the outlet; now that Monika’s jiggling NEET-pleaser was here in the real world, so he didn’t need to power it anymore or even play the damn game. Sure he’d need a new computer, but it was a small price to pay for his new living fleshlight wife~
Tossing the monitor onto his nearby bed, the otaku huffed and heaved as he clambered onto the piece of furniture, desperate to continue squirting even more loads to Monika’s bottom-heavy body. He laid the monitor down on the bed, her bubblebutt jiggling around in the air before he pounced with the agility of an Olympian athlete, mounting her meaty butt and shoving his schlong all the way into her squirting cunt.
*SHPANK~!* *SHPANK~!* *SHPANK~!* *SHPANK~!*
*SHLAP!-PLAPTH!-PLAP!-THWAP!-THWAPTH!-PLAPTH!-PLAPTH!-PLORP!-PLAPTH!*
The otaku sent a flurry of spanks to her quivering cake, venting all of his frustrations that came from his unpopularity and frequent rejections from real by painting her ass blood red. Every *SHPANK~!* sent small squirts of cum out of her tight asshole, mixing in with all of the sweat and femcum from previous GOONGASMS on the nerd’s bed. Fuck dating, fuck a social life, and fuck all the real girls in the world—HE WAS MARRYING THIS FAT ASS. There was no other need for the rest of her; she was a mere butt meat-toilet for him.
*SCHPLUUUUUUUUURPTH~!!!*
*SHPLUUUUURT-SPLUUUUUURT-GLOORT-GLORP-SCHPLUUUUUUUUURPTH~!!!*
The thought made the weeb cum again, flooding the only accessible hole that hadn’t been painted white with otaku nutslop yet. He felt Monika’s tight jiggle globes twitch and spasm with what could only be assumed to be orgasmic delight, but regardless of the reason it only made her filled-up cunt squeeze tighter on his veiny nerd dick. Almost out of triumph he got out of bed, the butt pocketpussy still sheathed to the base of his boner, and went to go get a bite to eat.
If digital girls could get pregnant, Monika most certainly was.
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Remember that one story where that guy married his 3DS? Or how that woman married the Eiffel Tower? What is that called—objectophilia? Well it came as a bit of a surprise to this pastor upon seeing a disheveled groom far too large for his outfit carrying his computer monitor into the wedding hall, complete with a HUUUUUGE butt jutting out of the screen. One of the computer’s(?) buttcheeks had a small wedding tiara on it, and realizing that was the point where the man said what he needed to say and left as fast as his legs could carry him.
When the otaku heard that he could kiss the bride, his thick, nerdy glasses hit the floor with a clatter; he wouldn’t need them where he was going. He picked up his pocket pussy and without hesitation smashed his face into his new wife’s crevice.
*SHLURPSLURPSPHHMMMMPHSHMACKMWAHPHMMMMPHSLURPMMMPHHSLURP~!*
He sloppily made out with her buttcrack, the mass of Monika’s fatty mounds pulling him in enough to swallow him up to his ears. He pursed his lips and puckersmooched her asshole, perfectly emulating an actual kiss, and reveling in the vaginal squirting that began to stain his disheveled tux with galcum. His tongue found its way to her lower lips, teasing the entrance by dragging his tongue up and down before pushing his whole appendage inside. Making out with his wife was so exciting that his cock sprung out of his far too small formal pants, and from that point he knew what to do. He lined himself up and SMASHED her tight slutty logcutter in one swift thrust, sealing the deal with some newlywed ANALGAPING.
*SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK~~~!!*
Her tiara joined his glasses on the ground from the force of being so heavily ravaged, and the otaku clenched his teeth and increased his pace. He was definitely going to be here a while, but that didn’t matter since he finally got his happily ever after~
Okay, fine. Definitely game of the year.