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Queen Jackie Pike
Jul 31 10:15 AM
I need more things to add to my registry
Sarah.
we added SO much when you made it
and all that's left is like diapers and boring stuff!
genre merci, but my sister is mad she can't buy something good
have you already been getting stuff?
so. many. boxes.
MTL WAGs
Aug 12 11:04 AM
Sarah
Thank you girls so much for making my baby shower so much fun and being my lovely Voyageurs family
Je vous aime mes filles, bise bise
Caitlin
Aww we love you and can't wait to meet baby Comeau!
Lucy
Seconded!
Priya
Bridget
MTL WAGs
Aug 13 1:23 PM
Sarah
Lily I see what you did there! A bear plushy?!
is teddy bear
no other reason
normal for baby gift
Hanna
LILY
Priya
omg diva
Olivia
LMAO my dog is always up for new chew toys? XD
bears are normal baby gift yes?
Caitlin
Bahahahahaha Lily babe so glad you're here
I'm learning so much about our dear Captain!
I told you i don't kiss and tell
Queen Jackie Pike
Aug 15 3:28 PM
Do you know what Lily does?
Girl idk
Both her and Shane are super private I guess
Makes sense with Shane. Do you think his parent's know?
I got gifts from ALL of the Hollanders too, and Lily got me the UPPAbaby Vista stroller and car seat
wow
it wasn't even on the registry! I just put all the accessories on the list so I can have them when I buy it myself
That's so sweet
Shane deserves someone like that
Lily is a sweetheart! I can't wait to meet her
me too, genius idea adding her to the chat, btw.
I'm pretty sure Hayden stole her contact info from Shane's phone.
I accept thanks in future babysitting promises
Girl I've already got 4.
Gil
Aug 25 2:15 PM
This stroller is impossible to fold
If you break that stroller Lily got us Gilbert Jacques Comeau...
I won't j'te jure!
who is Lily? one of your Concordia amies?
Shane's Boston Lily
Mon Gar!
Gilbert Comeau
Aug 26 11:15 PM
Capitaine!
Sarah would like you to please thank Lily very much for the stroller.
What
baby shower thank you. Sarah said she didn't have Lily's address for a note
Lily sent you a gift?
To Sarah's baby shower?
Yeah your Boston Lily
She also sent a Bear. That I'm not as thankful for.
Jesus Christ.
Jane
Aug 26 11:34 PM
Are you fucking with me
you wish yes?
What are you wearing
No wait how did you know Comeau's wife was pregnant?
She sent me registry
Jesus fucking christ
fucking yes
what are you weaaring
Do not distract me from this
Why did you get him a baby gift?
ugh. I got Sarah gift
How do you know Sarah?!
she is part of sexy women I play smash pass with
What the fuck is happening.
Aug 27 10:17 AM
Oh my fucking god you spent how much?
is ferrari of strollers
What the fuck
MTL WAGs
Sep 12 12:48pm
Caitlin
Girls I need a wine night stat.
Priya
always down
Caitlin
Mitty has discovered protein smoothies.
Which I'm all for supporting! but between him and the dog I'm scared to light a candle in my own home
Bridget
what?
Caitlin
Oh girl.
The farting!
fruit and ginger
Jackie
Oh my god
Caitlin
There are so many veggies in my fridge.
I didn't know he knew what half these veggies are.
serious. fruit and ginger or powder with less milk
Jackie
Oh yeah Shane does protein smoothies too right?
Hanna
I'm buying you an air purifier
Caitlin
Lily you are a LIFESAVER
just care about ass
Priya
LILY
Jackie
LILY
MTL WAGs
Sep 15 7:48pm
Lucy
Training camp is such a nice time, until I have to retrain Tanner in putting his things away
Bridget
Girl that's so real
Caitlin
Its always right in the footpath too
Jackie
September comes around and suddenly I have 5 kids
Lucy
Tanner better remember quick, it's fafo season
Olivia
you're so right.
Hanna
fafo?
I know this one!
fuck around and find out! is like if you talk shit you get hit.
I like this one
Hanna
Rare English win
So it's like Dallas Kent? XD
yes. he is perfect example.
MTL WAGs
Sep 27 2:43pm
Jackie added (617)-555-5555
Jackie added (587)-555-5555
Jackie
Welcome girls! Happy to have you on the team and please don't hesitate to reach out if you need anything or have any questions, we've all been there before with our men coming to MTL
Emily
Hey there! Thanks for the welcome! Definitely a change from Alberta, Chris is so excited to be a Voyageur!
Leah
Hi girls! So excited to be here!
Thanks for the welcome even if we're from enemy territory XD
Hanna
You're here now, which is better than SOME!
Welcome to the team girls
Bridget
Hanna omg
Welcome girls! So excited to meet you both!
Welcome to WAG chat
I am still in enemy territory
Sarah
welcome to MTL girls!
Lily you're an honorary quebecois at this point
Lies
you are liar
I do not accept this
Priya
welcome to Montreal!
Lily ily
what
ily?
Hanna
ily = I love you
English texting is worst
yes
Jane
Sep 27 9:34 PM
i have learned something
what did you learn
english is stupid
this is familiar
but sometimes nice
what word did you learn
Not word! text thing like lmao and idgaf
an abbreviation?
ily
я тебя люблю
Chapter 2: Do I have to like Ilya Rozanov?
Summary:
Gil has some realizations.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Gil
Apr 28 2:15 PM
Sarah
Sarah
I am so serious please tell me Lily is not Rozanov
Yes?
tabarnak
if Lily was Rozanov does that mean he bought our stroller?!?
You knew this?
Sarah
Gil.
Fucking Rozanov bought our kids stroller.
honestly this is really funny
HE BOUGHT THEM A BEAR
SARAH A BEAR
fucking rozanov
Notes:
( I feel like I should clarify that in the books the Boston Raiders are the Boston Bears, and I used the Bears here because I am a Bruins fan, sooooo had to rep them XD <3)