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4 January 2051
PROLOGUE
Before I begin, I must preface this manuscript with a warning: this is a story.
A preposterous, offensive memoir that bears no truth, and should rightly be burned.
The truth about the Dark Lord’s rise resides only within the official Archives, approved by the Council of Shadows and preserved in the British Library.
All else is lies.
BURN IT!
By having this in your possession, your life is at risk. This story slanders the Dark Lord and his First Followers.
RIP IT APART!
…But if you don’t. If you insist on reading the lies I scribbled out of madness—then know that this is not a story of endings, nor of beginnings.
This is the story of Severus Snape and his crimes.
The story of the Malfoys, and the unfortunate events that led to their tragic fate.
The story of Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived.
There is no moral to this story. No conclusion and no absolution.
I will merely recount the events as my aging mind oftentimes imagines having experienced them.
If this story was true, I would admit that telling it has been the mission of a lifetime.
But worry not. It is not true. It's lies.
Read it, if you must, but remember this: before you read my filthy lies, you had every opportunity to turn back. To leave this memoir on whatever table, steps, or carriage seat you found it on, and walk away.
Alas, you did not, and now you must bear the burden of what is to come.
Master Archivist Dominic Wimer
Glory to the Dark Lord—or not.
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