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The Worst Day of Fishing Still Beats the Best Day of Court Ordered Anger Management Sessions
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Kafka has had enough of the Stellaron Hunters’ bickering and jets off to Thalassa to try and catch a six-eyed flying fish. Thus begins a series of very unsuccessful fishing trips (as well as having to evade local authorities and/or galactic bounty hunters).
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Location: Thalassa
Date and time: [REDACTED]
Weather: Cloudy
Water conditions: Fucking wet????? How else is water supposed to be?
Bait and lures: Worms dug up from the beach
Species and size of fish caught: Bluegill, ~36 cm.
Other notes: Generally an uneventful day of fishing. Silver Wolf attempted to call me. Perhaps I'll throw my phone into the sea like those businessmen do in romantic comedies. (Not that I would enjoy emulating them in any way at all.)
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