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AbellsPhone added PalmCAPTAIN + 15 people to the group chat!
AbellsPhone renamed group chat to “16 Stars, 1 Chat”
AbellsPhone: WELCOME, MY MARVELOUS MOVERS!!
toss: What the hell is this Abell?
AbellsPhone: TOSS, THIS IS A GROUP CHAT!! MADE FOR YOU GUYS TO TALK TO EACH OTHER OUTSIDE OF OUR ACTIVITIES!!
AbellsPhone: WE’LL BE SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS HERE!!!
AbellsPhone: ANYWAYS, I’LL LEAVE YOU GUYS TO TALK AMONG YOURSELVES. SEE YOU LATER!!
AbellsPhone has gone offline!
toss: Dear gods, I thought he’d never leave.
FakeKing: I could have sworn I could hear him yelling through the screen.
Molly M.: I mean, he’s modernizing his methods. That’s… nice, I guess.
PalmCAPTAIN: Oh HELL YEAH!!
PalmCAPTAIN: WE CAN TALK EVERYWHERE NOW!!
CocoFirstMate: LET’S GOOOO
EyeGuy: Do these two have to be a part of this group chat?
Proto Ma.: Unfortunately yes…
Molly M.: ^^
BHorn345: I assumed Abell didn’t want anyone here to be left out of the chat.
toss: Which is STUPID
toss: I DON’T WANT TO SHARE A GROUP CHAT WITH YOU BASIC LOSERS
BHorn345: I’m not a loser!
toss: B-Horn, your user is LITERALLY your name plus three numbers at the end.
toss: You're the EPITOME of ‘basic loser’.
BHorn345: At least people know me for something significant!!
BHorn345: When’s the last time you’ve heard your name pop up in an ‘important underfolk’ list?
toss: Oh, so you're basing your importance by FAME huh?
toss: BULLSHIT
toss: I can name three people here who are known for something significant.
DocChem: Prove it. @ them right now.
toss: FINE
toss: @FakeKing @TrussstCeremony @Pi.Leeson < All three of you come online. I’m trying to win an argument.
FakeKing: Why’d you @ me first huh? You prioritize me over everyone else or smth?
toss: I hate you.
Pi.Leeson: I was notified for this? :l
Pi.Leeson: Why’d you put me last anyway?
toss: I would have put Kennedy last.
toss: But then I remembered that her true form is the size of a fucking building, and she could kick your ass if she wanted to.
toss: So I put you last instead.
Pi.Leeson: WHAT?
Pi.Leeson: SHE COULD KICK YOUR ASS TOO! I mean, SHE ALMOST DID!
toss: NO SHE WOULDN’T
toss: SHE WOULDN'T KICK MY ASS IF SHE WAS OFFERED TO DO IT WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS!
TrussstCeremony: You guys talking about me 😀?
Pi.Leeson: KENNEDY, THANK THE GODS YOU’RE HERE
Pi.Leeson: I need you to answer a very simple question.
TrussstCeremony: Ask away, I guess…
Pi.Leeson: If you were offered to kick Toss’s ass, with NO CONSEQUENCES
Pi.Leeson: Would you do it?
TrussstCeremony: Yes.
Pi.Leeson: Didn’t think she’d answer that fast.
DocChem: lmao she didn’t even hesitate
toss: DOCTOR CHEMICAL SHUT THE FUCK UP
toss: YOU STARTED THIS
toss: PLASMUS PLEASE. BACK ME UP HERE
FakeKing: idk Toss, I think watching Kennedy say with full confidence that she’d kick your ass if offered to is hilarious
Molly M.: Guys… can we calm down a little. What if one of us opens this chat and this fight is the first thing they see?
toss: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS MOLLY
toss: YOUR NOT A PART OF IT
s.j.: woah… a group chat? Cool!
Molly M.: SEE?!
FakeKing: Molly, even if Snap-Jaw saw the fight as he opened the group chat
FakeKing: Do you think he’d even give a shit about it
Molly M.: You know what? Good point.
HattysBFF: OMG a group chat?
HattysBFF : @BunBunsBFF Come here! Abell made a group chat for ALL of us!!
toss: Molly, I see you typing. Bun-Bun and Hatty don’t count towards your argument either.
BunBunsBFF: YES! HI BUN-BUN! HI DOCTOR CHEMICAL! 👋
DocChem: Hi Hatty! Nice seeing you here ❤️
BunBunsBFF: You too! ❤️
toss: Dear Gods, can you two take your lovey-dovey shit somewhere else?
Molly M.: I think their ‘lovey-dovey shit’ is fine the way it is. They're just expressing themselves, that’s all!
FakeKing: Molly, we don’t need you trying to cover up your dumb peacemaker bs by defending these two.
NotaClown: …
NotaClown : ‘We’ll be sunshine and rainbows here ’ my ass.
NotaClown: It’s barely been an hour and we’re already at each other’s throats.
Proto Ma.: ^
TrussstCeremony: ^
Pi.Leeson: ^
BHorn345: ^
PalmCAPTAIN: ^^ I AGREE WITH B-HORN
CocoFirstMate: ^^^ AND I AGREE WITH MY BUDDY
Molly M.: SEE? Rainy saw the fighting, multiple people agreed, my point is proven!
toss: UGH
toss: I’m done arguing with you.
Proto Ma.: … alright then. Crisis averted?
EyeGuy: You know, I just realized something.
Proto Ma.: What?
EyeGuy: Since Rainy just got here, that means almost everyone here has sent at least one message to the chat!
NotaClown: And half of it was spent on petty arguments. 😤
FakeKing: But they were bloody hilarious to just watch, weren’t they?
3000KnowsAll: Did someone say bloody?
3000KnowsAll: I Love getting all bloody =)
EyeGuy: Shit, I knew I forgot someone.
Pi.Leeson: Everyone, SCATTER!!
Pi.Leeson + 14 others have gone offline!
3000KnowsAll: Soooo… Percival. Wanna have fun?
3000KnowsAll: Besides, it’ll just be you and me.. =D
EyeGuy has gone offline!
3000KnowsAll: Awwww, no fun time for me =,(