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Turns out they didn’t die. This isn’t the end.
It had been a long time since Leshawna had been awake. As she woke up, she muttered many questions. “What happened… where are we?” She looked over to see her friend, Eva, passed out. “Eva, wake up” she exclaimed, tossing her awake. “Huh, Leshawna, did we make it to the Wholesome Family Friendly Place?” Eva asked. “I think so… go wake up the others”
One by one, all of their friends wake up. Gaining consciousness after their almost fatal crash, they begin to gain their footing when they hear a soft bellow in the distance. “SONICHU!!!” it says. “Where the hell is that noise coming from” asks Eva “Can I groom it?” says Joe from Tally Hall Member. Suddenly the bellows become louder and louder until a figure appears infront of them. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Chris Chan. “Hello, it’s me Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime and welcome to the Wholesome Family Friendly Place”. “Didn’t you have sex with your mom” asks Elaine from Zepotha. “NO NO NO THAT NEVER HAPPENED. I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT THE AFFAIR OF THE INTERNET! ILL SEND IN DETECTIVES ILL SEND IN POLICE ILL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!!! Anyways wanna see my grand palace?” “Sure” they all say. Then they arrive at the Sonichu Palace where everyone gets introduced to CWC. “Did you know John Lennon has a 3 incher” says the Sonichu Queen. “What does that have to do with anything?” Asks Bugbo. “Idk. All I know is Two Trucks Having Sex” says Neil cicieraga. Sonichu looks over at a tall figure before a statement that would shake all of the others. “This is my lovely wife, Tophiachu!! You like sonichu right?” “No I like Mountain Dew and Asians” says the big tub of lard in a Coca Cola top. Chris Chan and Tophia then lean in for a kiss. “She’s big, morbidly obese even” says Andrew from Tally Hall. “You can’t talk.” says Gradient Joe. “Now sit down and listen for an announcement by your new queen” Chris announces. “New queen?” asks Maxine. “Yes” Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime informs. “Social media is now my full time job. And for those of you saying “social media was never gonna be a job for you “ well it is now. We are there guys we are there I worked hard for this I worked hard. For any videos I do not like, and if you harass me, I can copyright strike you” says Tobesity. “Ok speech done. Everyone explore the castle!” commands Chris.
While everyone is out and about, Chris hears the door open in one of the rooms. It was a particularly stout figure in a bright yellow Yeezy jacket. North West. “Did I do good on that Disney’s The Lion King 30th Anniversary: A Live-To-Concert Event performance your Sonichu Majestsy” He turns over to North. “Yes, it was fabulous, excellent even! However you SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED ME! Also get me some chips. Northwest then goes to the kitchen and heads back with Barbecue chips. Chris grabs the bag in disappointment. “I wanted dill pickle! Go back. Give these to tophia!” North then heads back with the dill pickle chips. Chris grabs them.”Thank you” North then trudges back to her room.