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“Boys, we have a problem.”
“There’s no ‘we’ in this problem.”
“There is a 'we' while you're living on my ship, Buggy. Now, I think that we can all agree we cannot tell Rayleigh about it.”
“Of course, Captain Roger.”
“Stop humoring him, Shanks!”
“The question is, how do we hide it?”
“It’ll be complicated.”
“No it won’t, you two are just idiots.”
“Okay, Buggy, if you are so smart, why don’t you tell Captain how to do it?”
“Sure, if he answers one simple question.”
“Seems fair, shoot.”
“What in the Blue Sea are you doing with Whitebeard's dog?!”