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The Tragedy of Marfish Garscales and Whizzer Anole

Summary:

Marfish Garscales is devastated due to being separated from his beloved lover

 

I'm sorry

Notes:

I'm so sorry if you're stumbling across this and aren't active in what the fuck happens on Falsettos Pinterest

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Marfish Garscales and Whizzer Anole are tragic, one lives on land, one lives in land,one lives at sea, oh how will they ever be able to love one another

“ glub glub glub glub “ Marfish Garscales weeps as he swims around in circles, his rainbow scales blinding literally gone to even attempts to ask why the fuck he's crying “ glub glub why must I be resigned To these gills and not be able to be gay with my sweet Whizzer Anole who lives upon land glub glub”

Marfish Garscales spends the rest of that night pathetically weeping as if that'll fix his problems, Marfish Garscales is lonely as fuck.

Notes:

Again this makes zero sense this joke is getting overused 😭

I'm really tired