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Hello!
That's probably not how you're supposed to start these things. I suppose this is me, writing my manifesto. Not, like, the kind that mass shooters or cults write, but I don't have a better word, so sue me. (Please don't, you have to know who I am to sue and I would rather remain anonymous, thanks!)
Anyway, so I'm a meta. I have a very specific power that can probably be pretty dangerous used wrong, but it's also ridiculous and I'm not a villain. It's not like I NEED to use my power, it doesn't build up or anything and most of the time the results are expensive and inconvenient. But I want to use it, so by whichever god finds my cause amusing, I will. My manifesto thesis statement is this: the Bats would be cooler with horses, and I can provide the most hyper-tailored magic superpowered horses imaginable for them. Thus, I WILL provide them, because I have all these ideas for super cool superherohorses.
Normally, this being a manifesto, it's supposed to come BEFORE I make any actions, but quite frankly I didn't think I'd be stealthy enough to pull this off if I'd already tipped the heroes off to my goals. So I already did a lot of it! I just haven't given them their horses yet. Lemme break down the very simple process to you:
- Stalk my targets (victims? marks? prey? idk, I'll workshop it for the final draft)
- Make the horses
- Give the horses
And voila, my dreams come true! Now, since I had no intentions of proofreading this more than once, I just kinda used this notebook as a journal and wrote down everything I did. I am, after all, gonna get so incredibly profiled and maybe arrested or mindwiped or something when I give everybody their horses, so I'm not gonna stress about structure or anything. Ya'll get what ya'll get. I'll just organize things by horse!