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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) It all depends on how much Michael likes the person he's in bed with. Frank? Danny? Leon? He'll leave them in a puddle of sweat, tears, and cum, and go do his own thing. If they're lucky (?) enough to be in his house, they better haul ass out of there before he gets tired of looking at them and shows them the door.... or second floor window. Now if it's someone he actually likes, like a specific ginger for example, they'll be lucky if he allows them to leave within at least several hours after everything is over... His form of aftercare is basically holding them hostage. Aggressive cuddles anyone?
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Michael is very fond of his hair, although he's never put enough thought into it to actually answer this question if asked. As for his partner? He likes anything he can grab. Hips, wrists are good, their throat. Although he is learning a partner with hair long enough to grab is fun too.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically) He likes the way it feels when it's inside his partner. He's also happy to use it as lube.
D = Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He'll never admit it, but he learned 90% of what he knows by watching people... Mostly Danny... He's not proud of it at all...
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Well he and this one guy have been doing hand stuff for years so... Thankfully Michael is a very fast learner, so even though his (bedroom) bodycount may not be very high, he knows how to make his partner scream.
F = Favorite position (This goes without saying) As long as he's in control, he's happy.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.) His idea of funny may not be funny to his partner, but he leans more towards serious most of the time.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) This man has never groomed himself a day in his life. He only cuts his hair (head and facial) enough to keep it from feeling scratchy under his mask. As far as down south, nope. He's not letting a knife anywhere near his junk. But yes, the carpet does match the drapes.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect) What's romance? Oh... Is that backing them into a wall and staring down at them until they look like they're about to cry? Or slowly taking them apart until they're a trembling, whimpering mess he can use as he pleases? If so, yes. He's very romantic.
J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon) It took him years to figure out what to actually do with it. (Thank you Jason) Nowadays, he still prefers to find a partner to take it out on. Or in.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Willing submission. It took him a while to figure it out, but he craves a partner that will trust him with their body and life. He also enjoys leaving marks in any way he can. He wants them to remember he was there, although biting, cutting, and choking are some of his favorite methods.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) Somewhere he feels there's at least some privacy. Despite being a bit of a voyeur himself, he detests being spied on.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) Murder. Blood. Fear. Control.
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Michael won't bottom for anyone. He has no interest in giving up any amount of control, and sees it as exactly that. Giving up control.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Again, he won't do it, but he'll allow it. He's very rough, however, so if you can't keep up he'll quickly get bored and move along to other holes.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Speed depends on mood, but overall he's very rough. He's got the strength and stamina to push his partner to the limit and keep them there.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) No. You'll stay until he's done. He doesn't care if you're late for work.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.) Only on his terms. If he feels like doing something, he will. If his partner says no however, he'll let it go.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?) Depends on his mood, and how long his partner can go. Chances are, he'll far outlast them.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Toys? Like... race cars? Do you count his knife as a toy? Yes or no? There's only one right answer.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease) Considering his teasing is all physical.... Yes.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) He's not loud at all, but when he's really getting into it, his heavy breathing will be interspersed with grunts, growls, and if you're really lucky, soft moans.
W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character) He prefers to be mostly clothed while his partner is naked. It is rare for him to go down to just his mask, and almost unheard of for him to remove that.
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) This man is ripped. How? He doesn't even work out! He just stands there! Menacingly! For real though, his dick matches the rest of him. Big. Very. Big.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) When he's in the mood, god help the object of his desire. When he's not, he's practically a nun.
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Does Michael ever sleep? He's really only ever fallen asleep with one person, but even then it was only for a few short hours.