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Chapter 1: #crystalclaraity
gemmedicine
posted July 13, 2165
you guys need to lay off of crystalclaraity’ accent guys. just because she’s russian doesn’t mean she’s a plot to undermine the us government via tocktick. get real
#crystalclaraity #crystalclaraity discourse #discourse #you USians are CRAZY #not everything revolves around y’all
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illogical-conclusion
Do you forget that CrystalClaraity is literally scamming people by selling them rocks that “”””heal the plague””””??? She forfeited the right to not be insulted by making people disregard safety protocols just to watch her “”””perform miracles”””” holy shit!!!
6969plaguefucker6969
@illogical-conclusion those people in her videos are probably paid actors.
illogical-conclusion
@6969plaguefucker6969 THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT BETTER????????
gemmedicine
@illogical-conclusion i’m just asking y’all yankees to stop pointing out her accent. it’s literally embarrassing that you still mock foreigners for speaking english in their own accents in the year of the lord 2165
illogical-conclusion
@gemmedicine I’m not American???? LMAO???????
gemmedicine
@illogical-conclusion sorry
bonked-silly-style
posted July 19, 2165
gem/medicine literally believes in crystal healing. So unserious. How does he expect anyone with half a brain to take him seriously? xD
#discourse #crystalclaraity #crystalclaraity discourse #xDDD #gemmedicine #crystal healing doesn’t work you guys xP #drama #internet drama
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gemmedicine
@bonked-silly-style some alternative medicine *can* work. my russian mutual @prodxedwithgay ordered crystalclaraity’ stuff and it actually helped her.
destieldashcondankmemes
As a Russian, I disown @prodxedwithgay WTF why would you buy from crystalclaraity. Go to the WHO website or whatever instead of using TockTick for medical information -_____________-
never-traumadump
you say it like it is, man. my mom got into the alternative medicine pipeline cuz my little sister is autistic and she doesn’t want to vaccinate her 🙄 and now she’s totally entrenched in conspiracy and we’re not even allowed otc medication anymore. i have to wear crystal necklaces to school. i really need a new phone but noooo she had to use our savings to buy a mAgIc CrYsTaL i feel like i’m going insane.
never-traumadump
like. crystalclaraity says shit like “this plague isn’t real” and like it’s “just the negative energy pooling in the world that my crystal can neutralize”. i bet she’s fully vaccinated and doesn’t even listen to her own videos.
crazy-poor-asian
@never-traumadump you think Crystalclaraity’s thing is a bit???
mychangelingfantasy
@crazy-poor-asian Just like a stand-up comedian, sometimes a bit can result in a career 😌
pandemic-news
posted August 25, 2165
CrystalClaraity, the health influencer that has accumulated 3.5 million followers on TockTick, EyeTube, Twatter, and InstantGram has been drowning in controversy . CrystalClaraity has been selling healing crystals that allegedly protect you from the virus and reduce symptoms of the plague since the pandemic began in January 2165.
Research has found that some of the crystals sold in CrystalClaraity’s shops contain lead, asbestos, and several radioactive materials.
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The hashtag #KillerClaraity has been used as a campaigns for mass recalls and refunds are surfacing on several social media platforms.
Source
#crystalclaraity #pandemic #tw pandemic #cw pandemic #alternative medicine
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vigorovsky-trash
LEAD? ASBESTOS? RADIOACTIVE SHIT?! THIS DUDE IS LITERALLY A CARTOON VILLAIN!!!!
anti-vigorovsky
@vigorovsky-trash how does it feel to know you support child abuse? kys <3
bone---throne
I hope they go to jail for this. This is unacceptable. Innocent people are getting hurt because internet social media platforms don’t have ways to prevent these scams from happening and getting bumped by the algorithm.
wowsonormal
Isn’t Clara literally a teenager?
bone---throne
No one knows how old they are.
killerheadache-fromouterspace
Speculation of CrystalClarity’s age by u/NotaConArtist
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I SAW CRYSTALCLARITY IN MY HOMETOWN?! (NOT CLICKBAIT)
brainrotting413
@killerheadache-fromouterspace i SWEAR IF THIS IS A RICKROLL I’M GOING TO CRAM YOUR TOENAILS INTO YOUR ASS
fuckedupandmorallyambiguous
It’s not a Rickroll.
bonked-silly-style
posted August 26, 2165
EAT THAT, @gemmedicine!
#killerclaraity #crystalclaraity #discourse #gemmedicine #crystalclaraity discourse #crystal healing is stupid and anyone who thinks it works is an idiot
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rationalhumanbeing
…imagine listening to someone with a minion porn avatar
bonked-silly-style
@rationalhumanbeing What are you doing reading minion porn? xD Devil’s sacrament moment xDDD
gemmedicine
Posted August 26, 2165
some people really be using serious cases just to further drama. touch grass. if you know who i’m talking about leave them alone btw. “touch grass” applies to everyone on this hellsite
#personal #crystalclaraity discourse #crystalclaraity #discourse #oh well #i’m gonna go touch grass #maybe remake my blog #moots dm me for new user
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