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"well, well, well! what do we have here?"
you stared at the triangle floating above you, a little confused. last thing you remembered, you had finally decided to go to bed after finishing what seemed like endless work- you hadn't been sleeping well the last few weeks, so you fell asleep pretty quickly, and- wait, was this a dream?
"sure is!! welcome to the dreamscape, kid!" the triangle rotated around you, gesturing out into the vast nothingness that was apparently a dream. but you hadn't asked about it out loud..? "you don't need to! i can hear you just fine!!"
"umm." you sat up, now, looking around at your surroundings, awkwardly clearing your throat. "uh, who are you..?"
"oh, he talks!" his eye widened a bit, laughing and adjusting his bowtie. "the name's bill! i've been wandering in here the past few nights, so i thought i'd be polite and introduce myself!"
"oh." you nodded, taking a look around into what seemed like an endless plane- colors dashed through the sky, and blurry shapes slowly drifted by. "so this is my dream..?"
"yep, this is your very own dream! and might i say, you've got a very interesting imagination." he moved a bit closer to you, seemingly smiling, he didn't have a mouth, you couldn't tell. "most people dream about the normal stuff, you know. infinitely falling, going to class before realizing you forgot to put on clothes- but you,"
he pointed his cane at you, gently lifting your chin, snickering a little bit when you gulped. "your dreams are nothing but perverted thoughts! you're a freak!!"
"freak-? now, hey-!! hold on!" you pointed at him, trying to ignore the heat in your cheeks as he just chuckled, spinning his cane around on his finger. "you can't just- you can't come into my dream unannounced just to say that!!"
"oh, that's not all i have to say!!" he pointed his finger in the air, and with a snap, a long, long scroll appeared before him, unraveling onto your bed and over the side into the bottomless void beneath you. he grabbed it and cleared his throat, and spoke as if he'd practiced a hundred times. "you're always dreaming of intimacy you'll never receive! you're so busy during the day, you never have time to get out and talk to people! probably no time to practice some self love either, huh?" he pointed to the area between your legs, and you snapped your thighs together, ignoring his laughter. "you have a normal dream once in a blue moon, and everything else is some crazy sex fantasy! ha! i knew you humans were weird, but this almost takes the cake!"
"hey-! i don't- i'm not-" you stammered, flustered, but weren't really sure how to argue. he wasn't wrong, but that didn't mean he could just say it out loud like that..! "what do you want, anyways?"
"funny you should ask!!" the scroll rolled back up and disappeared with a poof, and he spread out his arms, a mirage or vision or something appearing out of thin air. "see, i actually need something! but i'm stuck here, in the mind, so i can't do anything in the real world!"
you looked at the scene before you, a forest overgrown with weeds and dandelions. in the center was the shack you'd seen advertised pretty much everywhere in town. "i just need you to go here and get a little something for me!"
"that's it..?" you tilted your head as he clapped his hands together, the image disappearing.
"yep, that's it! i'll explain the details later!" that wasn't much of an explanation, but nothing here really made sense, so you just nodded. "so if you do this for me, i'll do something for you!"
"for me..? like what?" you asked, and you wish you hadn't.
screens appeared all around, each one a different scene from recent dreams you had had- the not normal ones. your eyes widened, immediately feeling yourself burn up as bill laughed hard, hands to his front as more and more images appeared. "take your pick! if you want it, i can make it happen!!"
"okay, okay, just turn those off-!" you waved your hands out, and he gave a final laugh before swiping his hand, returning to the quiet plane. "wait, so- i could have..?"
"sex with anything or anyone you want? absolutely!" he pointed his finger at you dramatically, and for once your mind was completely blank. anything you wanted..? "so what do you say, kid? do we have a deal or what?"
he held out his hand, blue flames flickering to life in it, watching you glance from his hand back to the bed, brows pinched. you were actually considering it. ha! humans were too easy. they just needed something to get off on and they would do anything!
"..okay. deal." you nodded, reaching forward and grabbing his hand, a little surprised by the coolness of it. his hand gripped yours tight, shaking it with a laugh.
"alright, kid! so, what monstrosity am i conjuring up?" he rubbed his hands together readily, thinking on the infinite possibilities you could've chosen. a monster of some kind, perhaps? something big and muscly, something long and slimy? or maybe just a regular guy? what could it be!!
"umm.." you were quiet, making him pause, glancing at you curiously as you awkwardly held your hands together. something worse, then..? geez, okay! your imagination sure was something!! but he'd been around the block a few times, nothing could surprise him- "you?"
he paused in midair, taking a second to process what you had said. surely he hadn't misheard you. i mean, he definitely saw your thoughts of him in the back of your mind when he had appeared, but-
you were looking at him, now, dead serious, hands held tightly in your lap. he slowly turned to fully face you, crossing his arms with a huff. "really? i give you infinite possibilities, anything you want, and you pick me? i know i'm pretty good looking, but seriously?"
you nodded. he looked down, furrowing his brow and bringing his hand to his front, humming in thought. it'd been.. a while since he'd done anything with a human.. or anyone for that matter.. but he couldn't back out of a deal, and based on the thoughts he could see circling through your head, you weren't going to change your mind. ah, well. you would probably one and done anyways, this wouldn't take long!
"alright, kid, fine! but the bowtie stays on!" he spoke, and you nodded enthusiastically, like a puppy being thrown a bone. it would've made him laugh, if he wasn't the bone.
"so i can do anything..?" you asked again as he floated down to the bed, the matress bouncing slightly when he stood on it. "anything at all?"
"yep, anything at all! go crazy!" he closed his eye and waved his hand, expecting you to stammer while you asked for him to fuck you, or something like that. ninety six percent of the time you were on the bottom in your dreams, he didn't expect this time to be any different. "we can do this all night, so- whoa, hey-!"
you reached forward and grabbed him, hands holding his sides as he jumped a little, eye widening as you held him, looking at him curiously and tilting him to look at all his different angles. it was a little embarrassing, honestly, and he huffed, moving his hands to yours to try to push them off. "geez, give me a warning next time!"
"sorry.." you replied, though it wasn't at all sincere, just holding him tighter in one hand, the other gently rubbing against his side, tilting your head when he shuddered. "does that feel good..? you don't really have any.. uh, visible spots that look like they'd feel good.."
"i'm a triangle! what do you thi-i-ink!?" he started, stammering when you pinched one of his corners. your eyes widened, and he froze, not saying anything. and you lightly pinched again, rubbing it between your finger and thumb, making him gasp, pushing at your hands again. "stop that!"
you ignored him, continuing on, rubbing your other thumb over his front, over the grooves of his bricks, feeling him shaking in your hands. "woah.. y-you really feel that..?"
"yes-! was that not- not obvious?" he yelled, squeezing his legs together with a shaky breath as you rubbed particularly hard on his bricks. which was a mistake, because you immediately tilted him down, looking between his legs to see what was there. "hey!! that's off limits, kid-!"
"you didn't say that earlier." you simply hummed, moving your thumb to rub on his bottom edge, making him gasp, and to your surprise, a small slot appeared, letting you push your thumb in, feeling your cock twitch in interest. "w-wow."
"gah-! d-don't-! touch there-!" he slammed his fist on your hand, making you wince, pulling your thumb out. "geez! listen to me the first time i tell you!"
you frowned. you weren't an expert on making deals or anything, but you had agreed to this on one condition. "didn't you say i could do anything?"
he froze, and, despite being billions of years old, being the more powerful being in this universe- he felt just a twinge of fear at the look on your face. he really had to stop making deals before going over the full terms and conditions.
"whoa-!" he yelped when you grabbed him again, turning him away from you and holding him to your chest with one arm, the other hand pressing two fingers against his slit, pushing in with hardly any resistance. "h-ah-! h-hey! w-"
you started to move your fingers, thrusting in and out, making him gasp, hands holding onto yours tightly, shaking hard as you opened him up. fuck, nobody had done this to him in so long- it was so sensitive, every touch had him feeling like he was about to explode. "w-wait-! hold on!!"
"why?" you breathed out, already hard just from watching him being opened up. god, you wanted to do so much more, but this was just too good a view to skip.
"y-you freak-! i could be fucking you within an inch of your miserable life right now!" he argued, and you pulled your fingers out, immediately shoving back in with a third, shuddering at the shaky gasp he let out.
"huh.. i wonder if i.." you curled your fingers, eyes widening when he moaned loudly, his legs squeezing around your hand, feeling something begin to drip down your fingers as he shook. "did you..?"
"wh-what, cum? like an insignificant animal?" he stammered, and you tilted your head, hearing him huff. "of course not-! why would i!"
"oh. okay." you shrugged, and he sighed, crossing his arms and hoping you'd get the message to get your fingers out of him. he wasn't about to give you the pleasure of- well, knowing you'd pleasured him. you humans already had big enough egos as it is, he didn't need you thinking you could possibly get an interdimensional being to orgasm. "then.. i guess i have to keep going until you do, huh?"
"what- g-ah-!" he yelped, your fingers curling again, rubbing up against him oh so perfectly, and he was shaking hard, nearly crying out when you pushed in a fourth finger. "s-stop that-!"
you bit your lip, a part of you wondering if you could push your whole hand inside of him- there wasn't any resistance, and your fingers seemed to just dissapear into him, his shape still flat. maybe.. "h-hey.. do.. do you have a limit to what can fit in you..?"
"excuse me?" he tried to look up at you, already hating what you were thinking. he would not let you put anything else inside him-! he didn't even know his own limits, and he was already going crazy enough!! "don't even think about it!"
you were thinking about it. hard. hard enough to when you looked beside you, there floated a specific dildo you had once seen online- you hadn't bought it, to your own disappointment- but here it was, in person. well, in dream.
"let's see.." you pulled your fingers out as he shivered, biting your lip at the squelch it made, readjusting your hold on him as you reached for your next investigation. you held it in front of you, and his eye widened at the sight, trying to get away from you and your insane idea. but this was your dream, you had all the power, holding him tightly as you moved the silicone cock down, pressing the head against his slit, making him jerk. "just- hold still."
"are you crazy!? that thing won't- f-fuck-!" he yelled out when you pushed the head in, inch by inch going deeper, eyes widening further as he took it all the way, holding onto the base tightly as he trembled.
"holy shit." you breathed out, feeling your own cock straining in your pants. god, this was the hottest thing you'd ever seen in your life. "fuck, it's.. you're taking it all.."
"sh- shut up, you-" he started, though it held no bite to it, breathing shakily when you began to pull out of him, before it was all knocked out of him when you shoved it back inside. "fuckfuckfuckfuck-!"
"oh fuck," you bit your lip, repeating the motion, making him yell, hands scratching at your arm, so much pleasure all at once, he couldn't take it- fuck, he was going to cum again, he could feel it building up already. "too much..?"
he didn't answer, just settling for hitting your arm between his babbling, and you felt almost a little bad for what you were about to do, the thought falling away almost immediately. thankfully you had remembered the description of this certain dildo- at the very base, if you pushed a little button-
he screamed, arching back against you as it began to vibrate, not letting up with the thrusting as he scratched marks into your skin. this time, you could easily see cum gushing out of him, panting hard as it just kept coming out- you couldn't help but stare, and without a second thought, you pulled the cock out of him to throw aside, giving him just a second to come down before you fell onto your back, pulling him with you, right onto your face to drink up.
"st-stop that-! i c-" he was so overstimulated, every swipe of your tongue over his slit sending shockwaves through him, whining when you wrapped your lips around his bottom edge to suck- he almost considered begging you to stop.
"you taste good.." you sighed, hot breath against him making him quiver, and you finally turned him around, seeing just the mess he had made of himself. he looked absolutely wrecked, too exhausted to even try to fight when you started to shuffle out of your pants, freeing your painfully hard cock and wincing a little.
you lowered him down, and you easily slipped in, tilting your head back with a gasp at the feeling- it was warm, tingly, and squeezing around you oh so tightly- you never wanted to leave. "oh god, oh, god-"
"y-you-! ixfn, l fdq'w wdnh lw..!" he was faltering, saying something you didn't understand, groaning when you started to move, using him as a fleshlight as you chased your own release. "qr, qr pruh..! l'p jrqqd fxp li brx grq'w..!"
you let out a shaky moan, lifting your hips as you fucked into him, you never wanted to stop. this was what absolute pleasure felt like, you would do anything to stay here forever. you never wanted it to to end, you wanted to stay inside of him for the rest of your life, you-
"fuck-!" your throat scratched as you yelled, arching your back as you came, feeling him tighten around you with a jumbled moan, making you whine, continuing to thrust into him to chase that high. he felt so good, you didn't want to stop, even when it became too much, shaking and gasping as you started to feel overstimulated, thrusting a few more times before finally collapsing, feeling absolutely boneless.
after a minute of heavy panting and coming down from that high, he finally crawled off of you with a groan, both of you shuddering at the squelch it made as your cock popped out of him. cum was dripping down his legs as he went to float, stuttering and falling back down, just laying down on an empty part of the matress and spilling onto the sheets.
"ugh.. happy now..?" he grumbled, weakly snapping his fingers, a towel appearing next to him so he could clean himself up. thankfully it was finally over now- you'd wake up, well rested and happy, and you'd follow through on your end of the deal, and-
"didn't you say- we could do this all night..?" you muttered, his eye widening, yelping when you reached out to grab him again and muttering curses under his breath, not even having the energy to argue. he really had to stop making deals with just anybody..