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Nightwing: oh no, I'm so scared I forgot to scream.
Nightwing: *Sarcastically dead pan* Ahhhhh
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Red Hood & Red robin : Laughter
Nightwing : Don't laugh he's trying to be intimidating - said through barely controlled laughter.
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Red Robin: If vigilantism is the trauma response, what's the trauma response to the trauma response?
Nightwing: Adopting children
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Red hood: How about I kernel you
Robin: Tt what does that even mean Hood
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Batman: Nightwing Report!
Batman: Nightwing
Nightwing: Yeah, yeah, hang on, hold your horses, I was momentarily kidnapped. I'm coming
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Nightwing: A little bat told me
Red hood: Little bat?
Nightwing: What they're some ma-husive birds, most bats I've seen a small
Red hood: oh i thought you were being symbolic but it is just your weird grievance with the english language.
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Red hood: I swear t'god if ya jump I'ma wrap my grapple around yer ankle and leave ya dangling!
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Batman: If you do not leave I will throw you back to metropolis!
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Batman: Do not throw anyone overbored
Red Robin: Aww but what if we wanted to start a mutiny
Robin: Would that not mean we throw Batman over bored and not Captain snide.
Nightwing: Great Idea Baby Bat!
Batman: A long string of swears
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Red Hood: Careful he bites
Robin: I am aware of that
Red Hood: I ain't talking to you pipsqueak
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Red Hood: Shoot him please you'd do us all a favour
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Nightwing: Batman really can't get his kids straight.
Red Robin: In both senses of the word!
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Nightwing: Hey B we may have accidentally caused a small explosion.
Arsenal: You call that small!
Flash: Small!
Red Hood: For Gotham that was tiny!
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Oracle: Hold on Black Bat your brother is literally walking in circles.
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Nightwing: Everyone shut up I'm trying to eavesdrop!
Red Robin: Since when can you speak Finnish!
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Spoiler: How about I karate chop you off this roof bitch.
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Batman: Spoiler quit throwing Bat shaped waffles at people.
Nightwing: Actually that's me, It's national waffle day and I got confused on what pocket I put them in.
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Nightwing: You know I would but he just jumped into the river and from what I can see he went splat instead of splash!
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Red Hood: FUCK! That was Hot.
Batman: No shit, I told you that!
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Batman: Alright you Motherfuckin Coward where are you hiding?
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Nightwing: Sounds like Green Arrow on Helium.
Red Hood: I hate the fact that I can hear that!
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Oracle: You took a wrong turn didn't you!
Batman: No
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Robin: TT, Red Robin is currently fighting an ATM and I'm embarrassed to say the ATM is winning.
Red Robin: SHUT UP DEMON!!!
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Red Robin: Are you really gonna let him say that about you, Stand up for yourself man.
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Red Hood: Give me a second I'm trying to figure out if I died again!
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Batman: I can smell you
Spoiler: We can all Smell him, you ain't special
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Black Bat: Robin Duck.
Black Bat: the animal not the action!
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Nightwing: y'know Awoos
Red Hood: Werewolves
Red Robin: Are fictional Hood!
Red Hood: You're fictional!
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Nightwing: It would probably be easier to list bridges I have jumped off.
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Nightwing: it's only a matter of time before your pants come off, better tell me what I want to know!
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Nightwing: For the love of God stay put or I will tie you to the bed!
Immediate burst of laughter from everyone on the com line
Nightwing: *Sigh* that's going in the outta context isn't it?
Oracle: *Laughing* Already clipped Babe
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Red Robin: Thank you you've fulfilled my dream of being a piñata
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Red Robin: Bold of you to assume I have a will to live, Bitch!
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Red Hood: I would shoot you for some pie
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Nightwing: On your six Captain.
Batman: *chuckle* Damn it Grayson