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The Sore Butt Song

Summary:

Jamie Redbalm is used to being the charming ringleader who gets away with anything and everything, but gets a shock when he goes too far and finds himself facing expulsion. Can Rosie Baughm University offer him a second chance?

Notes:

I have somehow tumbled into the RBU universe, with barely a plan and a devilishly charming boy running through my head untamed. We’ll see where this goes 😂 but quote a friend: “Comments, Kudos etc are lyf”, or something like that, especially with OCs 😌

The fic is based on the Skye Boat song, which I have tweaked for my own amusement to ease me in. I’ll try and add glossary whenever I use Scottish phrases that aren’t obvious!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Prelude

Chapter Text

Sing me a song of a lad that is gone
Say, could that lad be J?

Wary of soul, he flailed and he squealed
Over a knee to cry

Students and dreams, paddled and seats
Lessons learned the hard way (lessoned learned the hard way)

All that was good, all that was fair
All that was pale is sore

Sing me a song of a lad that is gone
Say, could that lad be J?

Wary of soul, he flailed and he squealed
Over a knee to cry

Sing me a song of a lad that is gone
Say, could that lad be J?