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I walked alonf the snow, the snow whipped my skin like whips and I was very cold, for no real reasin AM, that fucking bastard, left me in THE FUCKING SNOW.
I went down on my kneees and considered letting the snow overwhelm me but then I gaze my sky blue orbs up and i see a dark, gotic cabin. I went back up to the casbin and opened the door.
I gasp, the cabin is filled is painted black like ebony midnight and there were like, a bunch of cool gothic and emo bands. Like Three Days Grace™ and Ayesha Erotica™ and the room is also decored by a bunch of Halloween props from Spirit Halloween ™
Despite all the kewl and gothic architecture i was still angry af. But then I hear a gorgeous, beautiful, sexa, voice singing a gothic cover of “I Am Machine” by Three Days Grace and suddenly I wasnt that mad anymore.
“I wish I knew what it was like to care enough to carry on. I wish knew what it was like to find a place where I belong.." He sang.
“But I AM (AN: geddit?) MACHINE I NEVER SLEEP I KEEP MY EYES WIDE OPEN! I AM MACHINE A PART OF ME WISHES I COULD JUST FEEL SOMETHING, I AM MACHINE I NEVER SLEEP UNTIL I FIX WHATS BROKEN!!” (AN: Isnt that song like sooo AM-core? <3)
“I AM-”
“Omfg AM I get ittttt. U reatard u don’t have to keep saying stuff liek that.” I objected
“Oh. Ok.” He responded
“Ted.” He piped up again
“Ted, Ted, TED TED TED TED TED TED”
“TEEEEDDDD!!!11!!”
“What?!” I snapped.
“Come up pumpkin, I got a surprise for u >:3c
Despite his mischievous nature I wenrt upstairs to the bedroom.
Two. Words. I. Gasped.
It was AM! And he had some interesting things on, he was wearing lingerie!
His lingerie was lacy and pitch black with skulls etched onto his stockings.He sat on the bed in a “draw me like one of those french girls” pose.
“A-a-a-a-a-a AM?!?” I stuttered, blushing and red as a tomoto
AM smirked as he flipped his short cunty style hair.
“Sup nigga.”
“AM thats fucking racist wtf is wrong with u.”
He tilted his aviator glasses down, revealing his gorgeous ocean blue orbs.
“Fuck, you're not ellen, my bad.”
He yanked out his glasses and threw them out the window.
“Also Ted Its not racism if I hate everyone, and you need the hard “R” in order for da racism 2 work.”
“AM are you retarded?” I groaned
“Yes, but I think it works in my favor.”
He winked, I grimaced.
“WTF do u even want.” I said angrily.
I look him in those eyes, thos sexa blue eyes and I suddenly got a boneer, once I realized I had one I looked away.
He stood up and tilted my face towards his. I blooshed.
“I think you already kno pookie wookie.”
Then...our mouths crashed, our tongues battled for dominance as we kissed sexual style, I moaned as he kissed me. I lost the dominance battle, his tongue overwhelmed mine as I moaned. It wazzz soo hawt. We seperate, leving silver saliva between us.
Then..he pins me onto da bed, we scrabled for purchase in eachothers clothes, until we got naked and he pinned me on2 the bed.
He put his large manhood into my cavern and he started to thrust real hard.
“Oh oh oh!” I moaned starting to get an orgasm as AM pounded into my Tedussy and the entire room is just slapping noises. I didn’t know where I begin or where AM ended, I rolled my eyes as he continued.
“Damn Ted such a good girl taking my LARGE MANHOOD!”
“Aaa! Fuck!”
We were both moaning and groaning, I was getting an organism.
“Ohhh fuck AM! ALLIED MASTERCUMPTER I AM GONNA COOOMMM 🗣️❗”
“Here I come Ted!!!1! 🗣️🗣️🔥”
And then we both cam and he filled my moist cavern with motor oil, he pulled away with a loud “pop” and we both cuddled.
“Erm that just happened” I heaved.
"IHUdisdhddsauYSGU" (AN: he is glitching out)
Then the door busts open and its..!
Its Harlan Ellison! And in impulsive fury he digs his nails into the authors neck and snaps it, killing her instantly.