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A Life of Almost by RoseShower
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jun 2025
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Summary
"So. Yeah. That's how I became a daddy of two babies," Gojo drawls.
After the mindfuck and heartbreak that was Geto Suguru, 17-year-old Gojo Satoru tells himself he must move on. Unfortunately, the universe decides to send him a big 'Fuck You' in the form of two babies that look eerily similar to his ex-best friend, sitting snug in a box right outside his front door.
Or, after everything goes wrong during the battle against Kaguya, Kakashi and Obito die and reincarnate together as the sons of two emotionally constipated teenagers. They cope.
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- Part 5 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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Chapter 4
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Ch2
Obito, shits himself:Gojo: ??? r u fr rn...
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Kakashi: so yeah. im winning the idgaf war rn
Gojo: yoohoo food!
Kakashi fatass: damn he got my ass
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*spoilers*Nanami: why is there a baby on my doorstep bruh
Rin, who didn't ask for this shit: wassup shawty
Ch3
Nanami: Who's the mother?""Geto."
"What the fuck."
Ch4
Gojo, to Nanami, accidentally projecting his previous hurt because Nanami is becoming too much of a close friend: fuck you!!!Nanami, who is tired, but trying to remain grounded: okay
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Kakashi: hehe bite
Gojo, with his finger nearly seared off: hungry ass kid
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Obito, slowly mellowing out: (:
Gojo: okay so now that he trusts me I can crash out in silence
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Rin, who is being kind without any (suspicious) motives: hi
Gojo: okay. evil. Cookie, perhaps?
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Megumi and Tsumiki: babies!
Also Megumi: shitters
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ch4
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…Gojo really is acting like their birth mother here, huh?
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please author
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4
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oh dear