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“Hey Channie Hyung, uh random question but out of all of us, who is most likely to get a non sexual item stuck up their ass and have to spend a week in hospital and miss their birthday next week because of it?” Hyunjin asked, peeking his head into Chan’s home office.

Chan turned in his chair and narrowed his eyes at Hyunjin. “Where’s Jisung?”

“So about that…” Hyunjin trailed off with a nervous laugh.

“Hyunjin?!”

“Don’t blame me it was Changbin who stuck the glow stick up Jisung’s ass.” Hyunjin groaned. “I came home to them fucking on the couch and Changbin cracking a joke about how Jisung’s ass was the star of the show so he needed to make it shine… And then he lost hold of the glow stick… What kind of maniac has a glow stick that doesn't have a wristband on the end of it?”

Chan let out the most defeated sigh Hyunjin had ever heard.



“I hope you two have learnt your lesson. You can experiment all you want to keep your relationship spicy but fuck think about your health please! Or better yet think about my health!” Chan scolded Jisung when he was able to visit him the next day. “Like for a second before you do anything just think; Will this take years off Chris’ lifespan? If the answer is yes then just don’t fucking do it! Okay?!”

Jisung looked down, feeling embarrassed and ashamed about the fact he was lying in a hospital bed. “I’m sorry, Hyung.” He apologized sincerely.

Chan sighed and his demeanor calmed significantly but Jisung could still tell he was annoyed. “Not only did you ruin your own birthday but you ruined Felix’s too. He was looking forward to the joint cowboy themed party that he has been planning all year.  He’s currently at home stress baking because he’s so worried about you… He’ll be bringing the goods with him once he’s done. He shouldn’t have to be in that position though.”

Jisung knew the events of this would cause some backlash whether this incident occured or simply from Hyunjin telling everyone in the house that Changbin fucked him with a glow stick. He hadn’t considered it would impact Felix or their party though and now he felt so much guilt because he never wanted to hurt Felix or upset him in any way. He knew how important the cowboy party was to him.

“So is he not throwing the party now?” Jisung asked with a pout.

“He said he’s going to combine his birthday with Seungmin’s instead of yours but only if you are out of the hospital by then.” Chan informed him. “What did the doctor say?”

“A week in hospital and then a lot of bed rest at home and minimal walking… They’ll probably put me on crutches or something. I should be almost healed by the time Seungmin’s birthday comes around… Hopefully.”

Chan chuckled. “Good luck with that Jisung.” Both of them knew it meant no sex for a long time and it would drive Jisung insane in the process.

“Not that you need to know the details of my sex life~”

“And yet I somehow always hear about it.” Chan commented, cutting him off mid sentence.

Jisung rolled his eyes at that and twirled his finger like he was fast forwarding a tape. “Not that you need to know every detail but this situation is exactly what blowjobs and handjobs were created for.”

“I don’t think this specific reason was why they were invented.” Chan snorted in disbelief and broke out into a laugh.

“How would you know? You weren’t there. Actually, did you know the first real documentation of a blowjob was Osiris, the Egyptian god of rebirth and fertility among other things. He was cut into pieces by his brother and then his sister who was also his wife put him back together but his dick was missing so she essentially gave him a strap on to replace it and then blew life back into it. ” Jisung recounted to him this random tidbit of information that he knew. “For all we know though he could have had some sort of scepter stuck up his ass, he’s a god though so I don’t think he would have to deal with recovery time like I do. They could just magic it out instead of doing surgery… Did they even have surgery back then? Probably not right?”

The confusion on Chan’s face made Jisung want to laugh but he was being serious right now. “Why would you know something like that?”

Jisung shrugged. “Felix just keeps telling me shit. Especially if he finds it fascinating… I guess sometimes I retain some of the knowledge.”

“I’m concerned.”

Jisung shrugged again. “You’re the parent, you take his internet privileges away.”

“Ew don’t put it like that, I’m not into incest.”

“Okay but you’re admitting you’d fuck Felix if he let you?” Jisung arched his eyebrow questioningly.

Chan scrunched up his nose and rolled up the sleeves of his hoodie. “No? Maybe. I don’t know… I’ve only ever considered sleeping with Jeongin but I was extremely intoxicated when I had that idea.”

“That’s worse!” Jisung yelled.

“Oi! It’s a hospital, don't yell.” Chan scolded him.

“Jeongin and Channie Hyung sitting in a tree. F-U-C-K-I-N-G.” Jisung teased him.

“I’m going to smother you with your pillow if you aren’t careful.” Chan threatened just as a very tall and very attractive male nurse came into the room.

The nurse stared with a look of concern and confusion. “I can come back.”

“No, don't leave me. He’ll actually do it.” Jisung protested.

Chan gulped and bowed as an apology to the nurse. “He’s kidding.” Chan side-eyed Jisung trying to telepathically tell him to shut up. “I would never actually smother him… Even if the urge is strong.”

“I’ve just come to check on the patient, you’ll have to refrain from smothering him until he leaves the hospital unfortunately.” The nurse said, playing into their banter.

Chan smirked at the nurse. “Chan, I swear to god if you’re about to hit on my nurse right in front of me! He’s supposed to be my hot nurse, not yours; now go away!”

“I’m sure he prefers his hook ups without boyfriends or glow sticks.” Chan sneered half-heartedly.

“Glow sticks?” The nurse asked.

“It was one time Chan just let it go already.” Jisung whined. “I happen to be glow stickless now.”

“What?” The nurse looked so confused.

Chan pointed to the chart hanging off the end of the bed. “Read it.”

The nurse picked up the chart and read it quietly then looked to Jisung. “Bit early for anal trauma isn’t it?”

“Early? How could it be early? Also I would like to make it very clear this wasn’t my idea… For once.” Jisung said with an unamused expression on his face.

“Most people wait for the holidays to do this sort of thing. Something about the holidays being lonely.” The nurse explained.

“I’m about to smother myself with the pillow. Please let this conversation end.” Jisung complained and pulled the pillow out from under his head to put it over his face and screamed into it.

“And they say Hyunjin is the drama queen of the family.” Chan rolled his eyes.

The nurse did his check up routine on Jisung while Jisung slowly died and withered away in the bed from the embarrassment of the whole ordeal. He knew it was his job but he didn’t want someone as hot as – Jisung checked the nurse’s name badge on his uniform – nurse Matthew knowing his business.

“You’re going to be just fine Mr Han. No suffocating yourself on the premise please.” The nurse reassured him.

Jisung groaned. “Isn’t it better to suffocate in a hospital though?”

“Only if you want to be saved.” The nurse commented.

He put the chart back and bowed slightly towards Jisung then smiled at Chan as he turned to walk out of the room.

“Oh Jisung, I’ll see you later. I, uh, have something more important to go do.” Chan said suddenly and Jisung threw the pillow at Chan as he followed the nurse out. “Hey, uh, nurse? I have this friend who has trouble sleeping? I was thinking it might help him sleep if he had someone to sleep with… I mean sleep beside him.”

“Oh that sounds terrible, I’ll have to see what I can do to help.” Nurse Matthew flirted back just as awkwardly as Chan.

Jisung groaned in disgust before he slumped back into the bed. He was grateful that they gave him extra pillows for support since there was no way he could retrieve the one he just threw at Chan. It laid tauntingly on the white sterile floor, not far yet still completely out of reach.



Jisung came to the conclusion that he hated hospitals, even Korean ones with the fancy private rooms that Changbin was currently paying an arm and a leg for. He protested when he came in that he didn’t need special treatment, he didn’t care if he had to share a room with someone else but Changbin refused to let him do that.

In a way Jisung eventually came around to the idea of the private room because it meant he could jerk off in private before the nurses came to check up on him during their morning rounds. It also meant moments like this could happen;

Changbin was currently visiting him and whilst the bed wasn’t big enough for the two of them Changbin had still managed to cram himself onto it and pull Jisung in for a cuddle. Jisung missed his boyfriend’s cuddles so much. During the first couple of days of recovery he was too sore to move; even the smallest movements in bed could flare up the pain.

“I can’t wait for you to come home Ji. Our bed is so empty without you.” Changbin whispered quietly and kissed the top of his head. Jisung wasn’t really sure why Changbin was whispering but he liked how intimate it felt. “I’m really sorry this happened to you baby, it's all my fault.”

Jisung shook his head and clung to Changbin. “No hyung, it’s not your fault and no one is blaming you. It was fun… until it wasn’t.  I don’t regret it.”

“Not even a little bit?” Changbin questioned.

“Maybe a little but not for the reason you’re thinking… I hate it here but I can live with this. The thing I can’t live with is disappointing Felix. My poor baby bird was devastated when he found out this was going to ruin his birthday party… We need to make it up to him somehow.”

Changbin nodded. “Okay so let’s brainstorm ideas then. Operation Compensate Felix For Damages shall commence.”

“Dumb name but please continue.” Jisung commented.

“Uh okay… We could just pay him?” 

“That is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard. No offense.” Jisung frowned. “We need to think outside of the box. We need something unique that would make him forget about our fuck up.”

“Fine. What do you suggest?”

Jisung thought about all the things that could make Felix happy. “You could fuck him?”

Changbin’s grip on Jisung tightened a little. “No.”

“No?” Jisung hummed.

“I love you too much to do that.” Changbin told him softly. “Plus you can’t tell me you wouldn’t get jealous if I let Felix touch me.”

“I’d like to think I’m above jealousy and maybe you don’t have to fuck him just let him feel you up more than usual and…” Jisung paused his sentence and adjusted himself so he could look up at Changbin. “Wait, you love me?”

Changbin smiled softly and nodded. He brushed Jisung’s fringe out of his face. “How could I not?”

Jisung blushed and looked down to avoid eye contact. “I love you too, Binnie.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Still want me to fuck Felix?” Changbin teased.

Jisung groaned. “I mean we have to do something.”



Jisung was glad to be home. Still bedridden but it was nice to hear the sounds of his chaotic family. There was nothing like the early morning screams of Hyunjin who was literally being dragged down the hallway by Minho because he refused to get out of bed. Then of course there was sounds of Chan yelling at both of them that everyone was trying to prepare for the day and that Jisung was still sleeping so they ought to shut the fuck up.

Jisung wasn’t asleep though. He was basking in the feeling of being home once more.

Jisung’s door opened and in came a shirtless Changbin. “Good morning, my love.”

He could feel himself blushing because of the endearing pet name. “I could get used to that.”

“I’m sorry I got up early, I had to go workout.”

Jisung took this moment to appreciate Changbin’s muscles and that he was covered in sweat from what he assumed was an intense workout. If he hadn’t just dealt with his morning boner he would definitely be sporting one right now.

“I’ve come to collect you for breakfast.” Changbin announced.

He came over to the bed and picked Jisung up in a bridal style. Jisung giggled and buried his face into Changbin’s naked chest, his arms going around Changbin’s neck.

“That’s so hot.” Jisung wanted to fan himself at the way Changbin manhandled him with such ease. “Well hello there.” Jisung said almost drunkenly into the curves of jut and dae.

“You good?” Changbin asked with a small chuckle.

Jisung looked up, away from his beloved jut and dae. “Kiss me.” Jisung demanded.

Changbin smirked. “And get you all worked up before breakfast? I don’t think so.”

Jisung pouted and Changbin put him down into his hospital provided wheelchair. Changbin placed the peach colored blanket that Seungmin had crocheted as a get well gift over Jisung’s legs and then pushed him out of the room.

“You need to control your hormones while you recover. We don’t need you ending up back in hospital.” Changbin told him as they made their way to the dining room which Changbin had to wheel Jisung down the stairs for.

Jisung frowned and crossed his arms. “Well then you need to keep your shirt on and not impress me with those stupid muscles of yours.” Jisung retorted. “I just want you to take me whenever I get to see them.”

“Gross.” Hyunjin commented from the dining table. “Need I remind you that that is what put you in the chair in the first place?”

“Can we just have a normal breakfast for once in our lives?” Chan complained as he placed stacks of pancakes down on the table.

Chan and Minho had gone all out for the day of Jisung’s return. They had cooked up a storm; adorning the table were stacks of pancakes, bacon and eggs, french toast, Korean pumpkin porridge and egg rolls.

“Blueberries Hyung?” Felix asked, batting his eyelashes up at Chan.

Chan smiled sweetly at him and leaned down to kiss his forehead making Felix blush. “In a moment darling.”

“Gag.” Jisung said, sticking his finger in his mouth and pretending to be sick.

“Says the dude who was talking about getting laid first thing in the morning.” Seungmin commented.

Jeongin looked up at Chan from beside Felix feeling a little left out for once. “Thanks for breakfast Hyung.”

Chan pinched Jeongin’s cheek but Jeongin swatted his hand away because it wasn’t the affection he had been expecting.

“You gonna tell them about the nurse or should I?” Jisung commented.

“Why are you so intent on making Felix upset?” Chan growled.

“If you’re talking about the hot nurse with the big muscles, I already know about him.” Felix shrugged. “In fact I even invited Matthew along to my party.”

“You really want to perv on a guy that Chan Hyung has slept with?” Jeongin asked.

Felix looked at Jeongin and rested his chin on the back of his hand, grinning from ear to ear like a cheeky cheshire cat. “I perv on you, don’t I?”

Jeongin wanted to dolphin scream when Hyunjin’s fork dropped to his plate in shock. Jisung stared helplessly between Chan, Jeongin and Felix.

“Hyung, I thought you said it was just an intoxicated thought?” Jisung asked, mildly concerned.

Chan tried to avoid looking at anyone. “Yeah… A drunk thought that I followed through on.”

“Channie!” Minho, Jisung and Seungmin scolded, Hyunjin on the other hand just gave his signature disgusted face.

Jisung turned his head to look at Changbin who was quietly stuffing his face with food as if all of this didn’t affect his appetite. Jisung shouldn’t have expected anything less of his dwaekki.

“You’re awfully quiet.” Jisung whispered to him.

Meanwhile in the background Minho was telling Chan off, Felix was feeding Jeongin strawberries and Hyunjin was throwing blueberries at Seungmin for no apparent reason other than boredom.

Changbin shrugged and swallowed his mouthful of food. “This isn’t news to me. I heard them banging in Chan’s room… I thought he was just watching porn since I was also drunk but he came and told me everything the next day… Channie Hyung tells me everything. I am his best friend after all.”

It was Felix’s turn to throw blueberries. “I detest that. I’m his best friend.”

“Nuh-Uh!” Changbin argued, finally joining in the morning chaos.

Jisung smiled to himself as he observed his friends who were closer than family.

‘It’s so good to be home.’ He thought to himself.



Despite sharing a room, the other boys did everything in their power to keep Changbin and Jisung separated for the most part. They knew it was the best way to stop Jisung from ruining his recovery, none of them wanted him back in the hospital and Jisung couldn’t blame them for trying to look after him.

Chan wasn’t home much, not that that was out of the ordinary, he was always so busy at work. Jisung was just grateful for the time Chan had taken off to spend with him instead of working in the first few days of recovery. Minho kept Jisung busy by being the one to care for him while Changbin helped Felix shop for decorations for his party which was going to be happening next week now that Jisung was almost recovered.

Jisung’s own birthday took a backseat but he honestly didn’t care that much. He was just happy to see Felix smiling again.

“We should go clothes shopping!” Felix suggested when they were all gathered in the upstairs rec room one night. “It could be so much fun to go as a group.”

“I can’t go, Lix, but you have fun.” Jisung said.

Felix pouted. “But we can push you around in your wheelchair.”

“That’s not the issue. I appreciate the notion but I’m just not feeling up to it okay?” Jisung said sadly.

He wheeled himself back to his and Changbin’s room so he could be alone. He missed being the life of the party and the embodiment of chaos but he couldn’t bring himself to muster up the energy to be his usual cheery self. Most of all he missed being around Changbin, they could have been working together to make Felix happy but instead Jisung was here throwing himself a pity party, alone, in their room where they would typically spend almost every waking moment together. He just wanted to be alone with his boyfriend again.

Tears fell.

He didn’t know when they started to fall but he couldn’t control himself. He knew it wasn’t permanent but he was frustrated, both with the situation and with himself. He quickly wiped the tears away when he heard the sound of his door close though.

Changbin came over and knelt in front of him. “Baby talk to me.”

Jisung shook his head. “It’s nothing Binnie… I’m just overwhelmed.”

Changbin frowned at that. He decided to pick Jisung up effortlessly and took him to the bed where he sat down on the edge and had Jisung straddling him. Jisung wrapped his arms around Changbin’s neck and collapsed helplessly into Changbin’s chest.

“It’s just not the same Hyung.” Jisung pouted. “Everyone’s having fun with you without me and whenever we find something to do as a group they try to keep you away from me. I miss you. I want to spend time with you and only you, it’s… It’s just frustrating.”

“I can’t imagine how crazy this must be driving you. I’m sorry I haven’t been around to keep you company.” Changbin said sweetly.

Jisung shook his head. “I know I’m being selfish when I want you to myself… As much as I want to be around you right now I do genuinely like that you’re spending a lot of time with Felix. I still feel so bad for ruining his birthday.”

“I think I may have come up with the perfect way to make it up to him… And it would be quite the gift to you too, I imagine.” Changbin smirked. “It might test your jealousy levels a little though.”

Jisung raised his eyebrow questioningly. “Do I get to know what this perfect plan is?”

Changbin shook his head. “Nope, I’m going to leave it as a surprise for the party.” Changbin moved his hands slowly up and down Jisung’s waist, his hands sliding under Jisung’s shirt to tenderly stroke over his smooth skin. “Now that we finally have some alone time, why don’t you and I have a little fun?”

“Binnie I can’t.” Jisung stated.

“Not even a make out session?” Changbin asked.

Jisung considered it and tilted his head while biting his lip. “Okay well maybe that.”

Changbin kissed him so delicately. Jisung had never really known softness and the virtue of patience until he started seeing Changbin almost two years ago. Jisung loved it though. He loved the way Changbin would hold his body close and brush his soft lips tenderly against his. He loved the way Changbin’s breath aligned with his and even momentarily stopped as if kissing him and being with him took his breath away. Even if they had only just said ‘I love you’ two years into the relationship; Jisung had felt loved throughout the entirety of it.

“I love you so much Binnie.” Jisung mumbled into the kiss.

Changbin responded to this by flattening his hands against the arch of Jisung’s back and pulling his body flush against his. His kisses deepened and showed more signs of passion. The tip of his tongue licking at Jisung’s lower lip, urging the younger male to finally take things one step further.

The silence from the others leaving the house was filled only with the sound of Jisung’s beating heart. It was thrumming in his ears which confused him since his blood was rushing in the opposite direction down to his dick. Changbin still kissed him ever so slowly, Jisung’s thoughts clouded with the sensation of the taste of his lips, the salt had lingered from the potato chips he had snacked on earlier that day.

Jisung squeezed his eyes shut and moved one of his hands to grip at Changbin’s shirt; it was the only thing to keep him from getting impatient.

“I’ve been neglecting your needs, I’m so sorry.” Changbin mumbled into their kiss.

Jisung paused for a moment and got a good look at him. “Nonsense. You cuddle me every night and make me feel so loved. That’s all I could ever need.”

Changbin smirked and his hand found its way to the front of Jisung’s sweats. “Yeah but that doesn’t take care of this now does it?”

Jisung let out a half choked gasp as Changbin gently palmed over the forming bulge. He simultaneously loved and hated that Changbin knew how much just his kissing affected him.

“I can’t neglect the love of my life on his birthday.” Changbin told him.

Jisung stared pleadingly with his widened boba eyes. He couldn’t believe how considerate his boyfriend was, okay well he could, but it still amazed him every time he did something so thoughtful.

“Will you let me baby?” Changbin asked in a whisper and left soft ghostly kisses over his cheek. “Let me take care of you, my love.”

Jisung blushed, never getting used to Changbin being so endearing despite him being the biggest softie on the planet. There was no doubt in his mind that this was the man for him.

Jisung nodded with a small whimper. “Please touch me…”

Changbin clearly didn’t need anything more than that. His hand started caressing the growing bulge in Jisung’s pants, eyes heavily focused on Jisung’s. There was something so intimate about the amount of eye contact between them whilst Changbin slowly but surely pleasured Jisung’s cock.

Jisung sat open mouthed, staring lustfully at his boyfriend, mentally trying to egg him on. He let out a moan as Changbin gripped the outline of his cock, tugging his fingers up and down gently. Jisung couldn’t help but whimper at the slowness of it all. Changbin’s lips meeting his own was all the distraction he needed for the moment though.

Changbin nipped playfully at Jisung’s lower lip.

Jisung whined. “Hyung…”

Changbin hummed against his lips. “Yes my love?”

Jisung blushed. “N-need something for my hands to do.” Jisung mumbled feeling slightly embarrassed.

Changbin sat back and grabbed the hem of his shirt, pulling the fabric up over his head exposing his upper body for Jisung. Jisung’s cheeks hurt from how widely he started grinning. He loved Changbin’s body. He loved how broad his shoulders were and how smooth his chest looked. His mouth watered at how filled out his chest had become, his eyes fixated on Changbin’s pecs. 

Changbin had been scrawny as hell when they first started dating, not that that mattered since Jisung would love him in any form, but it warmed his heart to see Changbin caring so much about health and doing what he needed to make himself happy. So what if Jisung got to benefit from it in way of the thick as fuck tiddies that were now being squished in his hands.

Jisung amused himself by groping fistfuls of the meaty flesh. It was always a privilege whenever Changbin let him play with them.

Jisung got so lost in his own world that he momentarily forgot Changbin had been pleasing him until he felt a sudden chill. Jisung blinked slowly and looked down between their two bodies to see where the feeling came from. Jisung pursed his lips in a flat line to hold back a whimper when he saw that Changbin had pulled his sweats and boxers down. Jisung bit his lower lip as Changbin’s hand tenderly caressed his aching cock, his own hands squeezing Changbin’s chest in anticipation as Changbin took his time wrapping his lovely hands around the small girth of his hardened dick.

He was never one to be embarrassed, but Jisung happened to be on the smaller side. It seemed like a downside for so long until his freak of a partner had come along and shown him how to use it correctly. The first time they had been together Changbin had worshiped him and made him feel beautiful and every time there after Jisung got more and more confident knowing that his partner loved every inch of him; literally.

“Feels good right?” Changbin whispered as he tugged softly on the slightly up-turned cock and Jisung whined in response.

Jisung closed his eyes, mindlessly fondling the muscles in front of him with his fingers delicately rubbing over the hardened buds that were Changbin’s nipples. Changbin on the other hand stroked Jisung’s cock ever so slowly, the skin on skin feeling set Jisung’s desire even more ablaze than it already was. A burning need resided in him, his hips took matters into their own hands having a mind of their own as they rolled up thrusting his dick into Changbin’s loose grip.

Changbin loosened his grip even more as a way to get Jisung more desperate but also to slow him down. It was torture in Jisung’s mind. 

“Nuh-uh Sungie, we’re taking things slow right now. We still have to keep your hormones in check.” Changbin said, dipping his head to softly kiss Jisung’s neck. “You can’t get too riled up, we don’t want a repeat of last time now do we?”

Jisung pouted. “I need more Hyung! It’s not enough. It doesn’t have to be more than your hand, I just wanna cum already.” He felt so greedy for asking but this was different from their usual sexcapades. Jisung would typically be hanging over the edge of the bed by now with Changbin balls deep in his ass, plowing into him like a man on a mission.

Changbin mouthed gently at the base of Jisung’s neck. “Baby you need to learn to wait. There’s a lot of satisfaction in taking your time.”

“That’s rich coming from the man who fucked me in the hot tub simply because he couldn’t wait to dry off and come to our room.” Jisung snickered at Changbin’s hypocrisy. “What kind of girly magazine article have you been reading this month?”

Changbin pulled back and pouted up at him. “Can’t we just try something?”

Jisung raised his eyebrow curiously. “Oh you were serious? I’m sorry Binnie I thought you were mocking me for being impatient.” Jisung pursed his lips. “We can try anything you want to do baby. I'm always down for new things.”

“Always down for new things huh?” Changbin said with a smirk. “Shall we try the magic number then?” 

“Magic number? You mean the funny number?” Jisung giggled as he asked for clarification and Changbin nodded in answer. “Only if that ends with your voluptuous ass planted in its rightful seat.” Jisung said, pointing to his face with a smirk. 

Changbin blushed. “It's been awhile since we’ve done that.”

“Not by my choice.” Jisung rolled his eyes.

Changbin chuckled. “Sorry, sorry. I promise to sit on your face more in the future.” Changbin told him playfully.

Jisung licked his lips eagerly and leaned in for a kiss. “Looking forward to it.”

All thoughts of taking it slow seemed to be abandoned at a moment's notice. Changbin’s hands deviated from Jisung’s southern region and removed Jisung’s shirt with help from Jisung.

“Fuck.” Changbin muttered and Jisung saw the older man staring directly at his thin waistline that he worked so hard on to keep. “It leaves me breathless every time.” Changbin told him and Jisung smiled proudly.

Changbin handled Jisung with ease as he moved his lover onto the bed. Jisung laid on his back smiling lovingly up at his boyfriend while his cock hung out of his pants freely laying against his stomach begging to be touched. It wasn’t the first time Jisung had been in this position, often prompting Changbin into a nightly cuddle session completely naked. His cock wasn’t typically pulsing with urgent needs when he did so though.

Changbin lent down and gave the underside of his shaft a teasing lick, dragging his tongue along it and flickering his tongue on the spot just under the head causing Jisung’s whole body to shake with pleasure. Changbin had become well acquainted with Jisung’s body over the two years they had been dating. He knew almost everything that excited Jisung, he certainly knew all the right buttons to push to make Jisung feel pleasure like he’s never felt before. Jisung liked to think he could do the same for his boyfriend but Changbin was vastly more experienced in the world of sex. 

Jisung hastily kicked his pants off whilst simultaneously watching Changbin strip himself of his own pants and undergarments. Jisung licked his lips eagerly as he saw the girthy cock between Changbin’s deliciously thick thighs. Jisung let out a wildly unsexy, inhuman noise as he stared at his boyfriend’s beautiful body. He needed him on top like yesterday!

“Binnie please… Need you!” Jisung whined with his big pleading boba eyes.

Changbin reached down and stroked Jisung’s cheek lovingly. “I could never say no to that beautiful face.” His thumb grazed over Jisung’s lips and out of habit or maybe just pure hormones Jisung sucked it into his mouth. “Fuck.” 

Jisung kept eye contact the whole time he licked and sucked the thumb, Changbin stared at him half lidded with lust. His thumb pressing down on Jisung’s tongue made him stop his sucking motion and obediently open his mouth wide for Changbin.

“You’re so good for me Princess.” Changbin praised.

Jisung keened and squirmed but remained in position. He loved it whenever Changbin called him Princess, or any form of pet name really, it always made him feel so beautiful. 

“Oh you like that huh?” Changbin teased with a smirk on his face.

Jisung tried to nod but Changbin held him in place, forcing his mouth open just a little bit more.

Changbin licked his lips. “You should lay down and keep your pretty mouth just like this so I can feed you my cock.”

Changbin slowly removed his thumb from Jisung’s mouth and Jisung whimpered at the loss but obediently kept his mouth open. He laid down trying not to squirm in excitement for what was about to come.

“Comfy?” Changbin checked on him.

Jisung reached up and shoved the pillows off the bed before giving Changbin a thumbs up. Jisung waited ever so patiently as Changbin climbed onto the bed, then less patiently as Changbin moved his legs so that his knees were on both sides of his head and god what Jisung wouldn’t give to shove his face right into Changbin’s godly ass. The urge was satisfied when Changbin dragged the tip of his dick across Jisung’s cheek and lower lip while he situated himself comfortably above him.

A whiny moan sounded in the back of his throat as the hanging cock inched closer to his open mouth. Jisung wiggled feeling increasingly impatient as Changbin took his sweet ass time, he stuck his tongue out eagerly awaiting his lover’s dick to enter his mouth. The tip trailed teasingly over his out poked tongue, dipping into his mouth without intention then pulling back whenever Changbin shifted. Jisung focused so heavily on the anticipation of it all that he forgot this was now a two way street so he was caught off guard when the head of his own smaller cock was encapsulated by Changbin’s plush lips before he had managed to get his own serving.

Jisung whined immediately at the feeling of the wet tongue lapping slowly over his slit, the soft lips grazed the sensitive spot under his head when Changbin started bobbing to take more of the tip into his mouth. Jisung, unable to speak with his mouth still open in preparation, let out a needy whine that caused Changbin to ease his hips down slowly.

Jisung smiled to himself and happily let the cock into his almost drooling mouth. He knew this was going to be sloppy as hell, he could already tell, and he was so mentally prepared for it. What he wasn’t mentally prepared for was Changbin moving his hand to fondle his balls as he continued to suck on the head of Jisung’s aching cock.

It was almost embarrassing how quickly Changbin could bring Jisung close to the edge when he wanted to but he guessed that’s just the result of getting to know each other's bodies and pleasuring each other almost daily for two years. 

Jisung moaned around Changbin’s cock, trying desperately to focus on the task at hand, but his brain fogged with endless lust. He mindlessly sucked on the thick dick in his mouth but his every thought belonged entirely to the sensations Changbin was supplying to his own. His sucking faltered slightly when Changbin finally took all of his dick into his mouth, Jisung was struggling to retain his own motions as he was overwhelmed by the wet feeling of Changbin’s wonderful mouth.

Jisung reached up to push Changbin’s hips letting him know to lift out so he could breathe. The freedom from Changbin’s dick resulted in the dirtiest moan escaping his lips. He felt guilty that he currently wasn’t giving Changbin his all but it was hard to multitask when all he wanted to do was revel in having his dick sucked by the love of his life.

“Fuck Binnie that feels so good!” 

He tilted his head back and his eyes forced themselves shut as the pleasure engulfed him. Changbin expertly worked his tongue over the head of his cock and his hand gripping the base of his shaft, tugging in small gentle strokes clearly encouraging Jisung to reach his peak. 

Jisung whined and squirmed beneath him, his lips catching the tip of Changbin’s cock again. He mouthed at it aimlessly and started suckling for a distraction from the overwhelming amount of pleasure that was building up in his lower region. Jisung continuously moaned around the head of Changbin’s dick, his hands grabbed at Changbin’s hips pulling them down to make more of his cock available. 

Changbin caught him off guard by gently thrusting in his mouth. Jisung opened his mouth wider and allowed his boyfriend to gently thrust in his mouth taking the work away from Jisung who was still writhing in pleasure. His mouth salivated and he began to drool as he wrapped his lips around the girthy cock. 

The sensation of having his mouth full again brought Jisung closer to the edge. He moaned around the dick, his mind blanking and focusing solely on the cock in his mouth. He sloppily sucked to the best of his ability, quite awkwardly with the angle he was at, but still trying his best to return the same immense pleasure to his lover that he was currently receiving.

Without warning his body spasmed beneath Changbin’s weight when the older male decided to give his shaft a particularly rough tug. Jisung tried to push Changbin off as his cock started spurting a ridiculous amount of cum. Changbin lifted his hips taking himself out of Jisung’s mouth so he could catch his breath but stubbornly continued sucking him off, milking him for every drop he had.

It had been too long since they had played in any form. Jisung became a mindless noisy mess, panting heavily and moaning like crazy as his dick twitched in Changbin’s mouth still releasing cum. He was so glad the others had left to go shopping so they weren’t here to hear all the lewd noises Jisung couldn’t stop making. 

When Jisung’s cock finally decided to calm down Changbin sat up, audibly gulping just so Jisung would know he swallowed it all.

Jisung felt so fucking faint. 

The imagery in his mind was so ridiculously hot, if his dick didn’t feel so spent already it would surely be trying to get hard again from it.

Jisung grinned to himself after a moment's rest when he realized Changbin had moved down into position for Jisung to do what he loved most. He may have been distracted momentarily but he had been waiting for this the whole time. 

He reached his hands up to grip onto Changbin’s thighs. He swallowed the saliva that had pooled in his mouth then licked his lips in anticipation. 

“Take your time baby, there's no need to rush.” Changbin told him sweetly.

Jisung massaged the muscles in Changbin’s thighs as he just admired his view up close. He was grateful they had learnt to clean up during their morning showers so they could stuff like this on a whim.

He couldn’t wait to dive right in but he still needed to even out his breathing and Changbin seemed to know that. Changbin teasingly began to jiggle his as above Jisung’s face absolutely mesmerizing the younger male.

“It’s yours when you want it, Sungie.” Changbin said enticingly.

Jisung moaned and bit his lower lip. He moved his hands to Changbin’s smooth ass cheeks and playfully gave them a squeeze, loving the feeling of fullness in his dainty hands.

“God I love you.” Jisung said, speaking to Changbin’s glorious ass, making Changbin giggle shyly above him.

Jisung licked his lips once more before leaning in to lick a teasing stripe over Changbin’s perineum. Jisung wanted to be an absolute menace, so after licking a few more times he spread Changbin’s cheeks and blew cool air directly onto his hole. He chuckled mischievously when the hole contracted as a response and a long needy whine escaped his boyfriend’s lips. 

Changbin may have learnt all of his weaknesses in the past two years but Jisung had had the same amount of time to learn all of Changbin’s.

“Your needy hole is always begging for me, Binnie.” Jisung teased.

He sincerely hoped Changbin was getting all blushy. He adored it when his boyfriend got all shy and cute especially in the midst of or post raunchy as fuck sex events like they were currently in.

Jisung placed a few kisses around his hole, deliberately getting close to it but purposefully avoiding it. He stuck his tongue out flat, pressing it roughly against Changbin’s hole, holding it there until Changbin squirmed against it impatiently.

Jisung pulled away with a tsk sound. “Nuh-uh Baby you need to learn to wait. There’s a lot of satisfaction in taking your time.” He said throwing Changbin’s words from earlier back at him.

Changbin wiggled his ass with a needy whine. Jisung reveled in the fact that Changbin got even needier than he does… Or maybe he was just more vocal about it. Either way Jisung loved it immensely.

“You really want this baby?” Jisung teasingly blew air again. “Beg.”

“Jisungie please!” Changbin begged with little to no effort. 

Jisung squished his cheeks together and then spread them apart again for something to do while he waited for Changbin to cave into his demands.

“What was that baby?” Jisung asked with a smirk on his face. “I couldn’t hear you darling. Your delicious thighs are blocking my ears.”

“Fuck!” Changbin cried out when Jisung licked a long stripe from his balls all the way to the end of his ass crack. “Please Sungie! Please! Please just eat me out already Princess.” Changbin begged pathetically.

Jisung mewled at being called “Princess” again. He was such a sucker for pet names.

He dug his nails gently into the flesh of Changbin’s ass cheeks for better grip. He spread them wide apart and closed his eyes before leaning in, tongue out ready to drive his boyfriend crazy.

He lapped haphazardly over Changbin’s hole. His fingers grazed skin every time he adjusted the position of his hands. He flexed his tongue trying to hook it in Changbin’s rim. Changbin was anything but quiet above him, especially when Jisung decided to spit directly onto his hole then spread the saliva around with his tongue.

Jisung buried his face between Changbin’s cheeks and feverishly ran his tongue back and forth over his hole. He could feel Changbin’s knees wobbling beside him and felt him collapse down on top of him when Jisung finally stuck his tongue inside of Changbin.

It wasn’t hard for Jisung to get lost in his own little world when he ate Changbin’s ass out like his life depended on it. The moans coming from Changbin were enough for his exhausted dick to twitch in interest. The hottest thing about all of this to Jisung was the pleasure he knew he was giving Changbin. 

It gave him extreme satisfaction knowing he could make his partner fall apart with just his tongue. It excited him to no end. It was no wonder why his spent cock was attempting to slowly come back to life with every moan and whimper that came from his boyfriend.

Jisung parted with Changbin’s hole reluctantly in order to breathe.

“You doing okay baby?” Jisung asked, checking in with Changbin who was leaning over him panting heavily, the hot air hitting Jisung’s now fully erect dick.

Jisung assumed that Changbin nodded in response since there was no verbal cue from him. He figured the older male would use their safe word if things were too much for him to handle. After a moment to catch his own breath, Jisung went back in, returning to his oral assault on Changbin’s ass.

He released a small gasp against Changbin’s hole as he felt Changbin’s hand wrap delicately around his already sensitive cock.

“Baby please…” Jisung mumbled brokenly before he stuck his tongue back inside Changbin.

He let his grip loosen and tighten, kneading at the succulent squishiness that was Changbin’s ass. His boyfriend became a moaning mess above him as Jisung relentlessly fucked his hole with only his tongue. Changbin let out a sob, falling further, his cheek now resting against Jisung’s thigh. Jisung could tell he was getting close and fully intended on pushing him over the edge with his skillful tongue alone.

He took his tongue out momentarily and teasingly swirled patterns over the saliva covered hole before locking his mouth over it. His tongue circled the ring of muscle with a newfound determination before invading back inside.

It was muffled due to the thick thighs beside his ears but Jisung could hear Changbin’s panting become heavier with every moment that passed. Jisung moaned as he ate Changbin out. 

He was in heaven just from performing this erotic act on his boyfriend. He would love nothing more than to worship the sexy bubble butt forever. He would die a happy man if Changbin were to suffocate him with the god given gift that was his ass.

Poor Jisung was pulled from his mindless inner monologue about the ridiculously hot mound of flesh he was drooling over. Changbin’s body had begun to shake above him, endless whines leaving his open mouth only to be captured by Jisung’s thighs. Jisung refused to slow his motions, doubling down on his efforts and being rewarded with the hottest sound he had ever heard coming from Changbin.

The splash of wetness on his chest was the most obvious giveaway that Changbin had finally cum but Jisung’s favorite sign was that Changbin was mindlessly grinding against his tongue, not that Jisung would ever complain about being used. 

Changbin collapsed on top of him when he was finally spent, Jisung let out a tiny squeak as the tired weight took him off guard. The cum on his chest mushed between them soaking into Changbin’s short pubes. He wanted to laugh honestly, unable to rationally react to their weird ways, but alas his thoughts were taken from him when Changbin wrapped his mouth around the tip of his cock suckling lazily.

He had almost forgotten that eating Changbin out had excited him again. He tilted his head back against the bed, breathing unevenly as Changbin went to town on his overly sensitive dick. 

Jisung whined out, lifting his hips trying pathetically to buck his cock up into Changbin’s welcoming mouth. Changbin obediently opened his mouth wider to accept him then proceeded to remain still. Jisung gripped Changbin’s thighs firmly using them as leverage when he took it upon himself to thrust up into Changbin’s awaiting mouth.

His cock slid in and out with such ease, Changbin’s lax mouth provided just the right amount of pleasure. He loved the way Changbin’s soft lips lightly grazed his sensitive foreskin when Changbin started suckling again. The wetness of Changbin’s gathering drool provided a lot of temporary friction relief, he could ignore the beginnings of overstimulation.

Neither of them were prepared for Jisung to cum again so soon or for his reaction to be instinctively biting Changbin’s ass. Changbin groaned around Jisung’s cock, the sound almost inaudible due to the mouthful of cum he was receiving.

Jisung clung to Changbin’s ass while his cock continued to release every ounce of pent up liquid. A tear fell down his cheek when he was finally milked of every drop. Two weeks with nothing had been too much for someone who was used to daily sex. Jisung placed a gentle kiss over the reddened teeth marks he had just left.

Changbin swallowed his cum once more before rolling off Jisung. Both of them panting hard while staring up at the ceiling. The feeling of faintness returned to Jisung and he was doing everything in his power to fight off the sleepiness.

“Sorry if I bit too hard baby… I’m not sure where that came from and I have a feeling it will leave a mark.” Jisung apologized with a nervous laugh.

“I’ll wear my mark with pride.”

Jisung felt Changbin’s fingertips tapping around on the bed until they found his. Jisung awkwardly shuffled down the bed so that he could take Changbin’s hand into his own. His heart filled with warmth as he laid there holding his lover's hand while staring at the boring white ceiling; feeling completely satisfied both sexually and in life.

He didn’t know how long they laid there for. He had a feeling he succumbed to the overwhelming sleepiness, he wasn’t sure though since he was still staring at the ceiling blankly.

Changbin was the first to move after regaining energy. He did his best to get off the bed without disturbing Jisung. Jisung went to lean up on his elbows but Changbin stopped him by placing a gentle on his shoulder.

“Don’t move Sungie, we gotta get you cleaned up and then you need rest.” Changbin told him sweetly. 

Changbin grabbed the wet wipes from their bedside drawer then sat on the edge of the bed. His hand tenderly ran over Jisung’s chest as he used the wipe to clean up the aftermath of their activities. When Changbin was done he disposed of the wipe and climbed back into bed. He pulled Jisung’s jelly-like body up to lean against him. Jisung nuzzled into his boyfriend, grateful for the aftercare his boyfriend always provided in the form of much needed cuddles.

“I feel like that made our top ten.” Jisung tilted his head up to get a look at Changbin who was sitting behind him. “So much for taking it slow.” He added with a cheeky snicker.

“Hey, just cause I got over excited this one time doesn’t mean we won’t try to take it slow at some point in the future.” Changbin told him when they cozied up naked on the bed. His hand tenderly stroked under Jisung’s chin, guiding him to look up and make eye contact. “I love it when you’re whiny and begging desperately for me, it’s so fucking cute. I would like to take advantage of that if you’d permit me?”

Jisung stared lovingly into his boyfriend’s eyes, his body exhausted from so much excitement even after a little rest. “I’d let you do anything you wanted Binnie, I love you and all the fun things we try. Just give me a warning first so I can be mentally prepared before we explore.”

Changbin smiled warmly at him and kissed his forehead. “Of course, my love.”

The day of the party came a lot faster than Jisung had expected. He hadn’t seen Changbin all morning due to him running last minute errands for the party. Jisung took a moment to slip away from the chaos of preparations, he headed outside and over to the neighbors house. He had been thinking long and hard about how to make it up to Felix for messing up his birthday plans that he hadn’t even considered how Seungmin would be feeling about being forced to now share his party with Felix. He wasn’t so sure Seungmin really wanted to host the gayest cowboy themed party on the planet, he was nowhere near as outward about his sexuality as Felix was.

Jisung felt nervous as he knocked on the door of the house next door and waited impatiently for their ridiculously hot neighbor to grace his presence. Jisung and Felix had made a bit of a rapport with him but they weren’t overly close.

“Sup’ Jisung?” His neighbor greeted as he stepped out into the doorway in just low hanging jeans and completely shirtless.

Jisung blinked rapidly as he stared at the tattooed covered body of his neighbor. He gulped and literally slapped his cheeks in order to get his thoughts to subside, reminding himself that he had a boyfriend he was fully committed to.

“Gosh.” His alter ego Peter said, coming out momentarily. “Oh um. Hi Christian Hyung.”

Christian snickered at Jisung’s reaction and reached back inside to grab a coat off his coat rack. Jisung pouted when Christian put the coat on covering up his wonderfully defined body.

“Does that help?” Christian chuckled.

Jisung finally looked up into his eyes and nodded, saddened yet grateful that he was no longer distracted by the perfectly sculpted man.

“Uh, so kind of a weird request but we’re having a party tonight and I know how much you love parties. It’s cowboy themed because Felix can’t hide his sexuality, it’s going to be very um… I don’t know, anyway, it’s weird because I was kind of hoping you’d come and keep Seungmin company. We kind of crashed his birthday and I need something to make up for it and I know he likes to perv on you when you’re mowing your lawn and maybe… Maybe you could entertain him all night. Obviously you wouldn’t have to do anything you weren’t comfortable with…” Jisung rambled.

“I don’t think I own anything cowboy related.”

Jisung shooed the thought with his hand. “We’re handing out cowboy hats at the door for anyone who doesn’t have one… Felix went a little money crazy when Chan handed him his bank card.”

“So all I have to do is keep Seungmin company and entertain him?” Christian questioned.

Jisung nodded. “Pretty much. Just give him some eye candy for him to look at and he’ll be golden.”

Christian smiled sweetly. “I can do that. What time should I come over? Maybe I can go out and find a costume or something.”

“Oh um start time is like sevenish I think but feel free to come over earlier or as late as you want, I know you’re a busy person.” Jisung pursed his lips. “Right, well I better get back to setting up and prepare my own costume for the party. See you later Hyung.”

“Catch.” Christian said with a wave as Jisung scurried off back to his own house.

Jisung went straight to his bedroom when he got home. He needed to shower and start getting ready for the party even though it wasn’t for another couple of hours. He laid his outfit on his bed looking at it proudly, it wasn’t the original one he wanted to go with because his first outfit was pawned off to Seungmin by Felix, but he was honestly happier with the backup he had chosen for himself.

Jisung went to the bathroom that was closest to his and Changbin’s room. He showered and took his time enjoying the steaming hot water. He decided to air dry while he blow dried his hair, he thought that curling his long hair would be best suited for the outfit. He even put on some light makeup with pretty winged eyeliner.

He wrapped his towel around his waist before heading back to his room to get dressed. He picked out a snug pair of red silk bikini cut underwear and a red lacy garter before slipping the white dress over his head. The dress was quite loose on him because he bought a size up in case it didn’t fit his frame but he didn’t hate how it sat. He loved how the sleeves were a cold shoulder and he loved how breezy it felt when he swished the bottom of the dress. Jisung hummed happily then reached for the rest of the outfit, trying to work out how to put it on. He wrapped the black corset with the attached maroon half petticoat skirt around his tiny waist, he struggled to lace up the corset as he needed it to be tight in order to fit.

Jisung eventually got it on with great difficulty. He grabbed his pair of thigh high fishnets and put them on, attaching the garter clips to them before putting on his heeled cowboy boots he had had especially made for the occasion.

He left the comfort of his bedroom after checking himself out in the mirror almost eighteen times. Jisung was just so proud of how hot he looked in the outfit, especially his already narrow waist that was now cinched in the form fitting corset. He had a plan to grab one of the silver glitter cowboy hats sitting at the front door to complete the look. He ran into Hyunjin on the way down to the front door though.

“Dude are you a cactus?” Jisung asked in disbelief as he saw a giant green prickly blob hanging something on the wall in the living room.

Hyunjin tacked up the photo and turned to look at him, giving Jisung a good look at the cheap looking cactus costume. Jisung reached out to feel the felt between his fingers and Hyunjin slapped his hand away. “I hate you all, I’m a cactus so I can blend in with the decor and no one can touch me.”

Hyunjin motioned to the room around them and Jisung saw a lot of cardboard cutouts of cacti. Jisung looked back at Hyunjin and rolled his eyes at his dramatic antics then looked at the wall to see what he had hung up.

“Whoa did you paint those?” Jisung asked in amazement, always impressed by Hyunjin’s superior art skills.

Hyunjin nodded. “I did and then I photocopied them so good luck finding the originals. I’ve hung up about twenty of these wanted posters so far… This is my only contribution to the party.”

Jisung stepped closer and got a better look at the detailed wanted posters.



“How long til people start getting here?” Jisung asked.

Hyunjin shrugged. “Don’t know, don’t care.”

“Where’s your party spirit?” Jisung narrowed his eyes at Hyunjin.

“Gone in the wind along with those tumbleweed props Felix lost down the road earlier.”

Jisung laughed at that. “Fair.”

He decided to leave Hyunjin alone knowing that he would have a better time later if he had his personal space now. Jisung skipped off to the downstairs rec room where Minho, Chan, Sana and Dahyun were decorating the room with homemade straw bundles and sitting buckets filled with drinks on top of them. Dahyun was cleaning and restocking the bar while Sana sat on a bar stool watching Dahyun lovingly.

“Oh Jisungie! You look so pretty!” Sana squealed when she turned to look at him. “And we’re matching, that's so cool!”

Jisung walked over to her and put his arm around her before kissing her temple. “You look so pretty too, Noona.”

Jisung took a look at what the others were wearing. Minho was in ordinary clothes with a poncho thrown over them and a bright purple plastic cowboy hat. Chan was dressed in a fitted black tee and heavy denim with a black cowboy hat and matching cowboy boots, he looked like a modern day cowboy who rides bulls at rodeos and is built like a hot farmer. Dahyun on the other hand was dressed up in a saloon bartender costume, her hand stroking her fake mustache every now and then. Dahyun looked extremely happy with her get up, especially with the mustache.

“Anyone seen the birthday boys?” Jisung asked curiously as he began pitching in, setting up the back table for some card games, making sure there were enough seats.

“Felix is showering and making himself prettier than normal. Seungmin on the other hand I have no idea you’d have to go and find him.” Chan told him while carrying another full bucket of drinks.

Once the room was set up Jisung left them to hang out on their own. He headed back to the living room where the couches had been pushed back against the wall to make room for a mechanical bull that was being set up by the people they hired it from.

“Lookin good boys.” Jisung called to them as he moved through to the kitchen to grab himself a drink.

He found Jeongin bent over in front of the fridge stocking the bottom shelf with soda, the sound of a bell clanging every time he moved. Jisung paused and stared in disbelief as Jeongin stood up straight and turned around to grab more cans.

“Jeongin, are you a cow?” Jisung questioned looking at the black and white cow onesie Jeongin was in with a small cow bell hanging around his neck.

Jeongin grinned proudly. “Hybrid actually. Genius isn’t it? I’m a cow-boy.”

“Yeah, absolutely brilliant.” Jisung snorted in amusement.

Jeongin stared shamelessly at Jisung’s waist. “You look hot in the corset.”

A smug look appeared on Jisung’s face. “Thank you. You think Changbin will like it?”

“If he doesn’t fuck you in it, I will.” Jeongin commented and Jisung couldn’t tell if he was being serious or not.

“Uh gross but thanks I guess?”

“Have you seen Changbin yet?” Jeongin asked him and continued stocking the fridge.

Jisung shook his head.

“He came home earlier and ran upstairs, it was kind of suspicious.”

“Suspicious? He’s probably trying to hide Felix’s surprise gift. It’s so secret he even refuses to show me what it is.” Jisung commented. “I hope it’s better than what I bought him cause honestly he wasn’t that impressed with the lingerie set I picked out for him.”

“Felix might not have been but Chan and I surely were.” Jeongin smirked at the memory clearly playing in his mind.

Jisung scrunched up his face in disgust. “I didn’t need to know that.”

Jeongin raised his eyebrow. “What exactly did you expect to happen when you bought him that beautiful teal set?”

“Chan maybe but not both of you.” Jisung whined. “I really find out too much in this household.”

“Not the most sex positive person in the household judging me for having a threesome?” Jeongin rolled his eyes. “You’re just lucky Chan talked me out of buying you an out of order sign for your ass as a birthday present given everything we know about your excessive sex life.”

“Hey losers, tech guys are clearing out, although the trained operator is sticking around for the party so that we don’t fall off and sue or something. Oh and people are going to be showing up soon.” Seungmin announced, popping his head through the doorway.

“Welp, that's my cue to go greet people at the door. I need to be there when Seungmin’s present shows up.” Jisung grinned and left the kitchen forgetting the beer he came for.

He followed after Seungmin, getting a glimpse of the blowup floor that’s been placed around the bull for protection. He eyed off Seungmin’s outfit from behind, Seungmin was wearing the western Ken outfit that Jisung was supposed to wear originally when it was going to be his and Felix’s party. Felix took the privilege of matching his outfit away from him; not that Jisung was complaining, he quite liked the dress he was in right now.

Jisung studied the silhouette of Seungmin, noting that his shoulders were too broad for the outfit and that the shirt sat a hand's width off his waist on each side. He still looked amazing in it though.

“Sungie stop staring at me.” Seungmin said without looking back at him.

“Huh?” Jisung looked up from his fixated spot on Seungmin’s shoulders, shaking thoughts of his back muscles out of his mind. “Right. Sorry.”

“If you’re going to be gay then go be gay with your boyfriend.”

Jisung pouted. He would love to go be gay with his boyfriend but he didn’t want to miss anything. He knew that showing his outfit to Changbin now would keep them in their room all night long.

“I should have grabbed a beer.” Jisung commented as he waited by the front door with Seungmin.

“If you go get one can you grab me one too?” Seungmin asked. “Please?” He added.

Jisung took off down the hall to the rec room where Dahyun and Sana were chatting amongst themselves at the bar, Chan was missing and now replaced with Changbin who was sitting on a couch in a long trench coat chatting with an unimpressed Minho.

“How on earth is that cowboy related?” Jisung questioned immediately.

“It’s not.” Minho answered. “But what’s underneath definitely is.”

Jisung glanced at Changbin imagining all the possible things he could be wearing underneath the long garment. “Right.” He said simply then went over to the girls. “Can I get two beers please Mr Barkeep Sir?”

Dahyun chuckled, stroked her fake mustache and then grabbed two beers out of the bar fridge. “Here you go, ma’am. You take care now ya’ hear?” Dahyun tipped her hat towards him and Jisung laughed at how seriously she took her character.

“Where’d Chan go?” Jisung asked curiously.

“Upstairs to help Felix with his costume malfunction.” Sana answered. “They’re probably doing it though, knowing those two.”

Jisung agreed then turned to Changbin with a frown when he realized his boyfriend wasn’t all over him despite the outfit he was currently wearing in front of him.

“Felix is so lucky.” Jisung commented loudly enough for Changbin to hear. “Having someone want him just because his outfit looks amazing.”

“Don’t worry baby, I’ll get my hands on you later.” Changbin boasted proudly.
                                                                                                     
Jisung left with a smile on his face, that’s all he had needed to hear. He skipped back to the front door and handed Seungmin his beer. They cheersed their beers after cracking them open and Jisung took a huge mouthful just as Wooyoung, Mingi and Yeonjun rocked up to the house.

Mingi was decked out in a long coat with typical western frills, he was like an outlawed sheriff. Jisung nearly died when Mingi moved the coat behind him and revealed his exposed abdomen. He knew Mingi was fine but this outfit just hit different. Jisung squeezed the beer bottle in his hand especially when he noticed the “flirty twins” as he liked to call them, or “the trouble triplets” when they were paired with the pervy gremlin that was Felix.

Yeonjun and Wooyoung were clad in matching assless chaps that showed off their thick g-strings, they were paired with cropped white shirts that had “ride em cowboy” in pink and blue written on them. Wooyoung stuck with black leather chaps while Yeonjun wore a pink that closely resembled the Barbie color. That was made evident when Felix came downstairs dressed in Barbie’s western outfit from the recent live action that matched Seungmin’s Ken outfit.

Jisung did his best not to look down below their waists. He wasn’t into twinks, he was the twink. At least that’s what he kept telling himself as a way to stop his brain from thinking dirty thoughts.

“I hope you don’t mind that we parked in your driveway?” Mingi commented.

Seungmin shrugged. “It’s a first come first serve type of deal.”

“Y’all look hot as fuck.” Felix commented, enveloping Wooyoung and Yeonjun into a group hug, his grabby hands copping a feel of their exposed asses.

“We could say the same for you.” Wooyoung said as Felix pecked Yeonjun’s lips.

Jisung silently observed as the three of them started gossiping about everyday life.

“Happy birthday Seungmin.” Mingi said, pushing past the talkative bunch so that he could hug Seungmin. “Your birthday present didn’t get here in time so we had to show up empty handed.”

“Not a problem.” Seungmin reassured him then looked at Felix and the other two boys. “I'm going to have a million guests coming through that door. Could you please take your racket somewhere else and not right in the doorway? Please and thank you.”

Felix grabbed Wooyoung and Yeonjun’s hands. “Let’s go play in the other room.”

“I better go with them, keep them in check.” Mingi commented.

“Nonsense, it’s a party. Let them run wild.” Seungmin said with a grin. 

Jisung took a mouthful of beer when Mingi followed the trouble triplets to the downstairs bar. Not long after Mingi and the troublesome triplets went to the bar a bunch of people showed up politely greeting Seungmin and himself but ultimately here for Felix. Jisung handed them sparkly silver cowboy hats then pointed them in the direction of the downstairs bar before taking a couple of mouthfuls of his drink.

“Planning on drinking much tonight Minnie?” Jisung asked just to make conversation.

He wasn’t overly close with Seungmin, at least not as close as he wanted to be, and it wasn’t from a lack of trying. Seungmin had just been one of the later arrivals to move in with them. He knew Seungmin had gone to high school with Chan but were in different school levels, Chan had a habit of being friends with everyone though so it wasn’t much of a surprise despite the age gap. It had only been a year since Chan had taken Seungmin in when he needed a place to crash and then became a wonderful permanent fixture in their everyday lives.

“I plan to let loose tonight! It’s not often I get a whole week off work but I try to make an exception for my birthday.” Seungmin explained happily, sipping his own beer as he spoke. “If it were up to me though I would block off the whole month just to celebrate my birthday.”

Jisung chuckled and took another mouthful of beer. 

“You know you don’t have to keep me company right?”

“Yeah I know. I just want to be here to see your face when my awesome birthday present for you arrives. I just know you’re going to love it!” Jisung grinned. 

He honestly couldn’t wait to see how Seungmin would react when he found out Christian had agreed to come to the party just for him. He was hoping Seungmin could play his cards right and it could turn into something more than just a night. 

“Don’t hype it up too much. I don’t want to be let down.”

Jisung gasped and put his hand on his chest feigning offense. “When have I ever let you down Kim Seungmin?”

Before Seungmin could retort, with what Jisung assumed would be a witty comeback or some other form of playful banter, the next group of guests showed up.

Juyeon, a close friend of Chan's, was dressed as Woody from Toy Story and his boyfriend Eric who was standing in the midst of the giant group was dressed as Jessie to match.

“What no Bullseye?” Jisung questioned with a laugh.

Juyeon rolled his eyes and pointed to Kevin and Jacob who were standing directly behind him. “We tried to convince dumb and dumber over here that Bullseye would make for a great couples costume but they were set on showing up as a haystack.”

“There’s literally eleven of you, not a single pair could come as a horse?” Jisung snickered.

Sunwoo pushed his way to the front then peaked his head between Juyeon and Younghoon trying to show off his outfit. He was wearing cute antlers and had drawn brown face paint around his forehead eyes with white spots and a small black nose on the tip of his nose.

“Oh deer.” Jisung joked.

“That was horrible, please leave.” Seungmin said with a groan.

Jisung laughed and swished his now empty beer bottle.

“I’m only leaving because I need a drink and not because you told me to.”

“Can you bring me another one if you’re coming back? Please?” Seungmin asked sweetly and Jisung narrowed his eyes suspiciously at him.

“Yeah sure.” Jisung agreed.

Jisung left with Sunwoo closely prancing after him, Jisung laughed to himself as he saw Sunwoo committing to deer role out the corner of his eye.

“Been up too much lately Sungie?” Sunwoo asked.

Jisung thought back to the past few weeks and cringed at the memory of getting the glow stick stuck up his ass.

“Nope, not at all, just living up to my glowing reputation.” Jisung joked half-heartedly.

Jisung threw his empty bottle in the bin behind the bar when they entered the rec room. He helped himself to two beers from the fridge while Sunwoo ran over to Mingi and Dahyun. Jisung made his way over to Changbin who was still sitting on the couch talking with Minho and now Jeongin and Yeonjun too. 

Changbin wrapped his hand around his waist and pulled him down to lean on the arm rest when Jisung approached them. 

“Hi baby.” Changbin greeted lovingly and tilted his head up with pouty lips for a kiss.

Jisung happily obliged and kissed his boyfriend. His lips tasted like pineapple and alcohol, it was hard for Jisung to not get caught up in the taste.

“Where have you been? I missed you.” Changbin pouted. “Dahyun Noona made piña coladas, they were delicious.”

Jisung handed Changbin Seungmin’s beer to hold then pinched Changbin’s adorable cheek once his hand was free. 

“I’ve been hanging out with the birthday boy.” Jisung informed him with a smile. “He’s got friends now though so I have a few moments to stick around before I have to go back out there.”

Changbin clung to him cutely and buried his face in Jisung’s stomach, rubbing his cheek up against the fabric of the corset. Jisung played with his hair mindlessly as he stayed close to Changbin and tried to listen in on the other’s conversation.

“You look so beautiful in this Sungie.” Jisung heard Changbin state.

Jisung smiled to himself then leaned down to kiss his sweet boyfriend on the top of his head. “Thanks Binnie.”

“JUNNIE!! JUNNIE!! JUNNIE!!” Wooyoung came running into the rec room and directly over to them. “Hyunjin found some super soakers!! Wanna go outside and face off in a good ol' western shootout? Loser has to be the body for body shots later!”

“Fuck yes!” Yeonjun took one of the water guns from Wooyoung. “If anyone would like to see a hot as fuck wet T-shirt competition come outside with us.”

“I won’t say no to a good show!” Minho commented.

“Me either.” Jeongin chimed in.

Yeonjun and Wooyoung left the rec room with Minho, Jeongin and Sana trailing behind them.

“You don’t want to go watch your best friends get wet baby?” Jisung questioned Changbin who was still clinging to him.

Changbin smirked up at him devilishly. “I’d rather get you wet.”

“That’s not h-“ Jisung started to protest, blushing furiously, more so when Changbin pulled him around to sit on his lap.

Jisung readjusted himself so that he was straddling Changbin. His pettiskirt sat flowing around their legs.

“We’re not alone, Hyung.” Jisung said shyly and slapped Changbin’s tiddie softly in embarrassment.

“When has that ever stopped us from just being us?” Changbin playfully poked Jisung’s waist with his free hand. “I just want one little kiss.”

“Hyunggggg you know what kissing does to me.” Jisung pouted.

Changbin took the beer from his hand and placed both of the unopened bottles on the couch beside them. His now free hands returned to hold Jisung’s narrow waist. Jisung tried not to think about it. 

“You look stunning, my love.” Changbin whispered, his finger tracing the boning of Jisung’s corset that was closest to his hand.

Jisung looked down, feeling flustered from the compliment. His goal had been to have all of Changbin’s attention on him whilst amongst the hottest people Jisung had ever seen. 

“You really think so?” Jisung asked shyly.

Changbin nodded and leaned in with a lower voice. “Of course I do Princess.”

Jisung bit his lip to hold back a whine and involuntarily squirmed in Changbin’s lap at the name, it was something they saved for the bedroom and Jisung really should have expected it given he was wearing women’s clothing right now, but that didn’t stop his ears and cheeks heating up from embarrassment. 

Jisung covered Changbin’s mouth in a panic. A small whine of “Hyung” escaped him before he turned his head to survey the room. As far as he could see everyone in the room were drinking and talking amongst themselves, it calmed his embarrassment slightly.

Jisung felt Changbin grab his hand and remove it from his mouth. “No one’s watching us baby.” Changbin said, clearly trying to reassure him. 

Jisung sighed. He didn’t have an issue being unashamedly freaky in front of the guys they lived with, in fact a lot of the public displays of affection were done just to annoy them. He didn’t even have an issue being coupley in front of their close friends, his problem was that he knew at most like three people in the room.

“”Please… None of that.” Jisung said firmly. It wasn’t serious enough to break out their safeword but he did want to get his point across. He just couldn’t seem to contain how shy he was feeling right now.

Changbin brushed one of Jisung’s curls behind his ear and silently observed him. “Sorry Darling. I’ll behave.”

Jisung closed his eyes and nuzzled his cheek against the hand that had moved to caress his face.

“All bets are off when we’re alone later, just not right now okay?” Jisung whispered, reveling in the loving touch of Changbin’s soft hands.

He felt the press of Changbin’s lips on his forehead. He slowly opened his eyes and the two boys stared at each other with adoration.

“I should get back to Seungmin, baby.” Jisung said, breaking the moment. “I need to be here when Christian gets here.”

“You invited Christian?” 

Jisung nodded. “Felix said to invite all the hot people we know and we kind of left Seungmin out of Operation Compensate Felix so I figured I’d do something nice for him too.”

“So you got him… a person?” Changbin looked at him skeptically. 

Jisung scrunched up his nose at that and frowned a little. “Stop~ You’re making it seem so weird and besides how is this any different from what you got Felix?”

Changbin rolled his eyes as he protested. “You don’t even know what I got Felix!”

“I know I just wanted to see if I could coax some more information out of you.” Jisung giggled. “I don’t understand why you’re being so secretive about it, I’m guessing it has something to do with whatever you’re wearing underneath that big ass coat.” Jisung gasped. “Did you buy yourself a matching teal lingerie set to the one we brought him? Are you gonna model it live for him or just send dirty pictures? Cause either way I could get behind that. I would like my own photos to go in my spank bank for future usage though. Oh my god are you gonna fuck him in it?”

Jisung paused his rambling as his brain finally caught up with his mouth but then spoke again before Changbin had a chance to say anything to him.

“Wait I thought you said weren’t going to fuck him? Did you change your mind?” Jisung found and pouted. “I don’t think I would have an issue with it if that was something that was going to make you happy or something your heart truly desires but I would like to be included in these decisions beforehand. We’re a team first and foremost, I want nothing more than for you to be happy but~” 

“Baby, baby…” Changbin said, calmly cutting him off before he spiraled too much, and Jisung was grateful for it. “No one is fucking anyone- Well you and me might later if you’re up for it but I promise you I haven’t changed my mind. I will always talk about such important decisions with you before coming to any conclusions especially when it affects the both of us.”

Jisung was trying not to tear up, he didn’t want to ruin his makeup, the stuff he bought wasn’t exactly waterproof.

“You’re so good to me, Binnie.” Jisung stated blissfully.

“As much as I would like to agree because I do try very hard, your standards of good are just so incredibly low.” Changbin gave him a sad smile. 

It was something they rarely acknowledged but Jisung had come into the relationship with a lot of baggage and Changbin had loved him despite it all. Jisung didn’t deserve Changbin but he was always adamant about proving Jisung wrong in that regard.

Jisung sighed and tried his best to keep his happy aura. “Yeah. I guess it’s not hard to live up to basic human decency huh?” Jisung let out a small chuckle to trick himself into feeling better.

“Go have fun with Seungmin, babe. I’m sure he’ll want his beer by now.” Changbin chuckled, also trying to lighten the mood from the random turn it had taken. “If you see Felix please tell him that he needs to be in the upstairs rec room in half an hour. I need to get a few more drinks in me first.”

Concern washed over Jisung but his boyfriend probably had his reasons so Jisung decided not to question him about it. His mind flashed back to the idea of the lingerie and Jisung speculated that Changbin was just feeling a case of stage fright if that was what he was showing off to Felix.

Jisung licked his lips at the mental image of Changbin in the pretty teal set though he personally thought the sapphire blue set they saw would suit his complexion more. Jisung was brought back to reality by the sounds of clicking in front of his face. His eyes went a little crosseyed and took a second to focus back in.

“I thought I lost you for a second.” 

Jisung blushed. “Hyung if you didn’t buy that lingerie we looked at I’m going to do it for you. It’s imperative to my mental health that I see you in it or something similar.”

“Unfortunately not what I brought for this occasion but I’m sure you and I can go out on my next day off and pick out something special for the both of us.” Changbin promised.

“I’d love that.” Jisung picked up the beers off the couch and awkwardly shuffled off his lap. “It’s a date.” Jisung added with a wink.

He leaned down to steal one more kiss and giggled to himself when Changbin smacked his ass on his way out. Jisung tripped as he made his way through the crowded party towards the front door after having made a detour to the kitchen for a snack break. 

He kept the beers firmly in hand grasped by the long bottle necks for the most part. “Oh shit!” He muttered to himself as he steadied himself and continued on to where Seungmin was hanging out at the front door still welcoming guests.

The party was definitely going by now, more people had finally showed up creating a full party and a lot of them seemed to be a few drinks in and were getting rowdier with every drop of alcohol consumed. The music was blasting and guests amused themselves with all the activities Changbin and Felix had organized. Jisung could have sworn he saw people playing pin the tail on the donkey before but it looked more like pinning a mustache on the various Wanted posters on the walls.

“This party is already amazing.” Jisung praised as he handed Seungmin his drink and watched out the open doorway. 

He cracked open his beer and took a mouthful whilst watching the events unfold on the front lawn that consisted of only fake grass and garden fairy statues Felix brought years ago. Yeonjun and Wooyoung standing back to back then pacing the lawn before turning on Minho’s count of three. Yeonjun managed to shoot the water first because Wooyoung had turned and gotten distracted by the group of men walking up the driveway.

“Whoa! Who is that?” Wooyoung asked loudly moments before getting hit in the face with a stream of water. “Jisung! Find out for me!” Wooyoung called out to him as the group came up to the door. “Denim jacket!”

Jisung looked to the group for the guy with the denim jacket but freaked out when he spotted who was in the group. “Oh fuck!” Jisung said and fought the urge to hide behind Seungmin.

Amongst the hot beefy group of guys, the one that stood out to him was his ridiculously hot nurse. The one who knew his shame. The dramatic feeling of wanting to die from embarrassment flooded back to him especially now that the group was standing directly in front of them.

“Hey Jisung.” Nurse Matthew greeted and Jisung froze. “How have you been? Staying away from glow sticks I hope?”

Jisung blushed and nodded. “Who are your friends?”

“These are my big tiddie committee.” Matthew said with a grin. “Chris said I should bring some hot friends with me and well my whole squad happens to be hot… and strippers. I thought it might be fun to bring them, hell they even agreed to put on a show for everyone later if you’ve got the space.”

“I definitely think Chan will approve.” Jisung said, nodding his head as he observed the group. “You’re all really hot, you should be proud of yourselves.” Jisung chuckled. “What’s everyone’s name?”

They went along one by one introducing themselves; Changkyun in the million dollar looking ranch outfit that Jisung would be happy to see off of him. Mingyu and Woosung in brown leather pants, black button down and brown cowboy hats. Ho-seok in baggy pants and open red plaid shirt with a fashionable cowboy hat. San in the double denim with a hot as fuck brown leather vest under the open jacket, Jisung could see why Wooyoung liked him. Hyun-woo in a woody outfit which Jisung thought the juxtaposition from the rest of the group was hilarious. Dong-Ho in the all black leather outfit, the vest of his showing off his ripped biceps that may or may not be causing Jisung to drool in his beer bottle every time he sipped it to keep his mouth occupied. Last but certainly not least was Minhyuk in the black leather pants with rope for the belt, completely shirtless and a nice black cowboy hat to pull the whole look together.

Jisung did everything in his power not to deep throat the long bottle in his hand just to show off his skills to them.

“It’s so nice to meet you all, I’m Seungmin.” Seungmin said speaking for Jisung who was currently incapacitated by his horny thoughts.

“Oh you’re Seungmin? Here, happy birthday.” Matthew handed him one of the gift bags that was in his hand. “Is there somewhere I can put Felix’s? He looks a little preoccupied right now.”

Jisung wanted to question how Matthew already knew Felix and then he remembered that Chan and Felix were involved so it was better not to think about it unless he wanted to think about their sex life which he totally didn’t… Not right now at least, he might think about it later.

“I’ll put it in his room.” Seungmin said taking it from him. “Thank you for my gift, you really didn’t have to.”

Matthew smiled. “Nonsense! You never show up to a party empty handed, it’s either presents or food.”

“San, you should go and meet my friend Wooyoung, the one in the black assless chaps over there. He wanted to know about you.” Jisung said when he finally got a handle on his sudden oral fixation.

The sound of a text coming through Seungmin’s phone set Jisung on edge. Was that Changbin? Was he finally going to find out what his boyfriend had been hiding under that huge trench coat? He honestly couldn’t wait, he needed to know what it was.

“Why don’t you guys go in and enjoy the party? The kitchen is through that way and there are various bathrooms around. I'm sure you can find one. Upstairs rooms are off limits unless you’re with a household member but the bathrooms upstairs have signs on them so guests know where to find them.” Seungmin told the group then looked directly at Jisung. “Grab Felix and come upstairs.”

“Yes sir.” Jisung saluted sarcastically.

He let the group head inside except for San who went to meet Wooyoung and Yeonjun. Jisung went out to the front yard and over to Felix, Minho and Jeongin.

“Lixie my boyfriend needs you upstairs.” Jisung said.

Felix grinned and grabbed Jisung’s hand. “I can’t wait to see what he has planned.”

“We’re coming too.” Jeongin commented before him and Minho started following them inside.

They made their way upstairs away from all the ruckus of the party down below. Jisung led Felix to the upstairs rec room that was currently out of order. They spotted Chan and Hyunjin already waiting there.

“You guys get a text too?” Seungmin asked curiously.

Jisung raised his eyebrow in confusion, he hadn’t even seen Seungmin come in. He simply popped up out of nowhere.

“What text? I was hiding in here til Chan Hyung found me.” Hyunjin complained.

Chan frowned. “I still don’t get why you were hiding.” 

“Yeji said she might not be coming and I didn’t feel like interacting with anyone else.”

Chan tried to hug the cactus. 

Hyunjin waved his stems like a mad man trying to get Chan away from him. Jisung laughed, feeling bemused as Chan chased Hyunjin around the room, Hyunjin’s loose cactus costume flapping in the wind as he ran. Jisung took a mouthful of his beer and joined in on Seungmin and Minho’s conversation.

Jisung was unsure of how long they were chatting before the doors opened and they looked over expecting Changbin only to be graced by the presence of their utterly hot neighbor Christian Yu.

“Am I late? Matthew said I could find you up here… Also you didn’t tell me you guys knew Mathew, Ashley and Peniel what a small world.” Christian said as he walked over to them wearing a sparkly silver hat he would have grabbed from the front door. “Your house is fucking huge! I got lost just looking for you guys… Met some nice fellas along the way though. That Bobby guy is a hoot.”

Jisung laughed at Christian’s word usage, it was always amusing listening to him. Despite being from Sydney too he was vastly different from Chan and Felix, he wondered if it was because of the generational gap. Jisung checked out Christian’s outfit, it was similar to Chan’s in the way that it was a black fitting tee that showed off his tattoo sleeves except it had a deep v neck cut showing off his chest. His pants were just denim jeans that hugged him in all the right ways. 

“That's not fair! I'm supposed to be the only hot buff Australian here.” Chan complained, the drink in his hand sloshing about as he had a momentary temper tantrum about it.

Felix pouted. “Are you saying I'm not hot Hyung?” 

Chan paused realizing his fuck up but Felix just gave him a shit eating grin. Jisung never understood their dynamic, it never seemed serious and there were always other people involved like Jeongin or Jisung’s ridiculously hot nurse that Chan totally stole from him yet they always seemed just as in love as himself and Changbin were. Jisung couldn’t wrap his brain around it.

“It took me a really long time to find cowboy boots to go with this outfit.” Christian said laughing awkwardly, ignoring the /not a couple/ banter and held a small box out for Seungmin. “And to find this. Happy birthday Seungmin.”

Seungmin eye smiled and excitedly opened the gift. All of them watched curiously and Seungmin let out a gasp when he saw a fancy looking watch. Christian held out his hand, Seungmin gave it back to him so that Christian could put it on his wrist for him.

“Thank you so much.” Seungmin said genuinely, still smiling in Christian’s direction.

Seungmin looked absolutely smitten by the tattoo-covered man standing beside Jisung. Jisung knew he had made the right decision by inviting him to the party as an apology for forcing him to share his birthday with Felix.

“I’ve asked Christian to keep you company all night, it’s up to you two to discuss what that entails but regardless happy birthday. Sorry for making Felix hijack your party.”

Seungmin glanced in Jisung’s direction and raised his eyebrow. “You say that like it’s a bad thing? This party is a blessing in disguise. I mean have you seen all the hot people here?! It’s heaven!”

Jisung loved that Seungmin was so easy to please sometimes. 

“Changbin is going to be here with Felix's gift any moment.” Jisung told them noticing the time on Seungmin's new watch.

Seungmin grabbed Christian's wrist. “I feel like it's gonna be some weird shit and we don't need to be here for it so we're gonna go to the downstairs bar and get a drink.”

“Oh goodness..” Christian said as Seungmin pulled him away from the group, he waved in Jisung’s general direction and like that they were gone.

Felix turned to look at Jisung, sipping his drink casually. “Do you have any idea what Changbin has planned?”

Jisung shook his head. “Not a clue. I tried questioning him about it the other day but I somehow ended up in handcuffs with his mouth around my dick so it didn't seem as important after that.” Jisung shrugged.

Chan covered his ears. “Dude why I gotta always hear about your sex life?”

“Because you don't have your own?” Jisung snorted.

Chan rolled his eyes. “That's entirely untrue I fuck Felix on the daily.”

“None of us needed to know that Chris.” Minho said, pretending to gag. 

None of them expected the doors to suddenly open. The sound of Jessica Simpson’s cover of Boots Are Made For Walkin’ somehow playing louder than the music downstairs. A few seconds passed with all of them staring at the open entrance before Changbin majestically strutted in like the pole dancing bear they had seen on the discovery channel. Changbin closed the doors behind him then gave a twirl before making his way over to everyone.

“You might want to take a seat for this Felix.” Minho said with a devious grin on his face. 

Felix scurried to grab a chair and place it in the center of them all while Changbin sat his phone down on the pool table, the song still playing. Jisung sipped his beer as he watched Felix sit down, a look of anticipation written all over his face.

“Felix is about to have the time of his life so if you don’t want to see that I suggest you leave now.” Changbin warned.

“Oh please! As if any of us are going to miss this. You hyped it up way too much.” Jeongin commented then took a long sip of his beer.

“We worked way too hard for me to not see the results.” Minho chimed and Jisung felt confused because what the fuck did he mean by that?

Changbin spared a glance in Jisung’s direction. Jisung tipped his bottle towards Changbin and gave him a supportive smile. Changbin blew a kiss before turning his attention back to Felix.

“First and foremost, do I have your permission to give you a lap dance?” Felix immediately replied with a yes. “Secondly, you aren’t allowed to touch me, only watch. I still need to respect my relationship by not overstepping boundaries. Thirdly, I’m no professional like you and Minho when it comes to this stuff but I really hope you enjoy the effort I put in.”

Minho went over to the pool table, his finger hovering above Changbin’s phone. “Ready?”

Changbin nodded. “Ready as I’ll ever be, Felix?”

“Hell yeah! Dance for me Daddy!”

Jisung snorted. Minho skipped to the next song which happened to be Candy Shop by 50 Cent . Changbin was always one for rap music, though Jisung always figured he preferred the non mainstream songs from older generations. Jisung didn’t get to think about it too much as Changbin finally started swaying to the music trying to psych himself up.

Jisung fixated on his boyfriend’s well built body moving to the beat of the music. His hand gripped his beer bottle a little tighter when Changbin shimmied out of his trenchcoat and Jisung finally got a good look at what Changbin had been wearing underneath this whole time. 

He wore one of the tacky silver cowboy hats and black cowboy boots that were bedazzled with gems, his short but now long looking legs were exposed, thighs and glorious under ass on full display thanks to the sunset colored daisy dukes he had on. Just when Jisung thought it couldn’t get any more delectable than that he noticed the bare midriff. His jaw basically dropped when he realized Changbin had cut one of his compression shirts into a crop top. 

Jisung wished he could see the whole thing from the front but he settled for watching Changbin’s ass jiggle in those shorts.

Changbin surely delivered on the jiggles.

His ass bounced perfectly in time with the music, his hands grazed strategically up and down his body. Jisung gnawed at his lower lip when Changbin squatted low, the curve of his ass showing in full extent and his thigh muscles flexing while they supported his weight. He wiggled and swirled his hips putting on a show for the group before grabbing Felix’s knees, coercing them apart enough for him to slide himself up in between them. Felix let out a very drunken squeal of excitement and both Chan and Jeongin laughed at him. 

Jisung stared in amazement as he watched his boyfriend start switching between body rolling and waving his chest to the bass boosted music. His hands once again dragged up his body to draw Felix’s eyes to all of him. Jisung always knew he could dance, he had potential to be a main dancer of an idol group if he really wanted to, but Jisung had no idea Changbin could dance like that!

He watched with wide eyes as Changbin put his arm around the back of Felix's neck. Felix already looked like he was enjoying every moment of this and for good reason. The daisy duke shorts were riding up Changbin's deliciously thick ass, his thighs on display for everyone in the room to see. Even the bite mark Jisung had left was still vaguely visible.

Jisung could tell that both he and Felix were practically frothing at the mouth while Changbin swung his hips as he spun around so that Felix could get a good long look. Jisung couldn’t blame Felix for the stunned look he had plastered on his face. 

Jisung's hand slipped from the pool table beneath him causing him to lose balance when Changbin started bouncing his ass almost expertly to the beat in Felix's lap.

Felix was clearly struggling with the do not touch rule. Jisung was trying so hard not to whine as he watched his boyfriend dancing on his birthday neighbor. He had to remind himself that this was only happening because they royally fucked up and were trying to make up for it.

He just had no idea when Changbin had learnt to twerk. 

Had he learnt it just for this lap dance or was it a skill he had always possessed that he had failed to show Jisung? He would be so pissed if it was the latter.

Jisung loved Changbin's ass so much. Not even just sexually, he really just had fun squeezing the plump cheeks in his hands playfully. Although he did love being basically smothered with it like the other day.

His mouth salivated at the memory of eating him out and making Changbin whine desperately from just his tongue. 

“Fuck.” Jisung muttered to himself and shamelessly grabbed at his skirt to readjust himself in his silky underwear, moaning lowly as the soft fabric grazed his hardening cock.

By the time his brain decided to bring itself back to reality Chan had left the room and Jeongin was hiding his face in Minho's shoulder. Hyunjin had a disgusted look on his face which wasn't out of the ordinary but once he looked back at Changbin and Felix he understood why.

Changbin had situated himself over Felix’s thigh, arms cradling Felix's neck, cowboy hat now on Felix's head. Jisung watched open mouthed as he saw his boyfriend body roll and grind his dick down against Felix's flexed thigh.

A needy whimper sounded loudly and Jisung wasn't sure if it had come from Felix, Changbin, or even possibly himself.

He all but chewed his lower lip as he watched Changbin's hips expertly move. His ass coming into display mode for Jisung the more he ground into Felix. He could tell that Changbin was done with the music, it was all about pleasing himself and Felix.

He didn't even feel a pang of jealousy like he thought he would.

He had joked about letting Changbin fuck him but now he wasn't so sure it was just a joke. Jisung could definitely enjoy that if this show was anything to go by.

The moaning that had started was enough to clear everyone but him out of the room but not before Jeongin came over to him and slipped something from his pocket into Jisung’s hand. Those pockets are always so full of random shit it could have been literally anything.

“Minho Hyung said you might need this.” Jeongin said vaguely before following the others out of the room. Jisung mindlessly set it down on the edge of the pool table without checking what it was.

Jisung was so grateful that everyone had now left so he could enjoy this show on his own.

“You guys are totally forgiven.” Felix gasped out as Changbin's thigh grazed against his restricted boner.

“You can touch him if Changbin is okay with it.” Jisung decided impulsively, giving Felix his permission but leaving the final decision up to his boyfriend; who he knew would have no qualms about it now that Jisung had given the okay for it.

Felix's eyes darted pleadingly to Changbin’s. 

Changbin looked back over his shoulder at his boyfriend, his hip moments increasing as they made eye contact.

Jisung stared in awe. 

Changbin already looked so fucked out, sweat clinging his curly fringe to his forehead and his face covered with desperation. Jisung’s breathing hitched in his lungs as he felt Changbin’s intense stare. There was almost a silent conversation between them and an unspoken agreement. They both needed this more than air itself.

“You can touch me Felix.” Changbin said while still looking at Jisung.

Felix didn’t care if Changbin’s attention was diverted elsewhere, his hands went straight to Changbin’s chest with the biggest smirk on his face. Jisung licked his lips and let out a small chuckle as he watched Felix cupping Changbin’s pecs, fondling them gently. He couldn’t blame him, that would be a starting place for him too if he didn’t already know everything that Changbin liked.

Changbin moaned from Felix’s touch, not a stranger to Felix’s hands that massaged him after a long workout. This was different though and they all knew it. In fact it had been a long time coming: there had always been an underlying desire from Changbin for Felix, most of it stemming from curiosity rather than pleasure seeking elsewhere.

“I- Um.” Felix struggled for words, his hands dropping to his side suddenly. “Thank you so much for the dance Changbin hyung. This has been so lovely but I think I need to go back to the party now.”

Jisung frowned at that, he hadn’t expected Felix to back out so suddenly. Changbin looked just as confused as Jisung felt but removed himself from Felix’s lap exposing the tent pitched in Felix’s pants.

“I had such a great time, I really did.” Felix tried to reassure them. His hand grabbed the string of the cowboy hat that was still on his hand. “Also, I’m keeping this for the memories… ‘Kay, bye.”

Felix scurried out of the room without another word leaving the two boyfriends staring at the entryway thoroughly confused. Changbin turned to Jisung and Jisung just smiled at him.

“You did good, baby.” Jisung praised making Changbin beam brightly at him. “Come here and let me reward you.”

Changbin obediently came over to Jisung who wrapped his arms around Changbin’s waist, hands instantly groping Changbin’s ass while he pulled him in for a heated kiss.

“We’re going to have to actually talk about this.” Changbin mumbled between kisses.

Jisung hummed into a kiss before pulling back to talk. “Agreed but not right now. Right now I need you. Want you so fucking bad.” He couldn’t hide the desperation in his voice. “My ass may be out of commission but yours certainly isn't.”

He squeezed Changbin’s ass cheeks some more, feeling the plush flesh sticking out the bottom of the denim shorts. He loved the way it was too big even for his own gigantic hands. Everything about Changbin was perfect; from the adorable chubbiness of his cheeks that only grew whenever he gave Jisung a heartbreaking smile, to his perfectly sculpted biceps that Jisung knew he worked hard on, all the way to his soft tummy that Jisung loved to lazily kiss while he was cuddled up in bed with his head on Changbin’s chest.

Changbin’s ass held a very special place in his heart though; and possibly his dick’s heart if it had one. Jisung gripped at the frayed denim and hoisted the fabric up wanting to expose more of Changbin’s ass.

Changbin moaned beside Jisung’s ear, lulling his head into the crook of Jisung’s neck with the intention of letting Jisung do what he wanted. Jisung could feel him placing soft kisses on his neck, he tried not to let it distract him as he held the fabric with one hand and a handful of buttocks in the other.

“Think you could dance for me too cowboy?” Jisung teased.

Changbin flexed the muscles in his ass individually making sure the one in Jisung’s hand moved.

“Fuck.”

Jisung pushed him away and moved around behind him so they changed positions.

“I need to see this up close.” Jisung said, biting his lip and bending Changbin over the pool table.

Changbin happily obliged, bouncing his ass for Jisung who got down on his knees watching the show up close. He resisted the urge to just shove his face between the voluptuous ass.

“Whatta ba-donk-a-donk.” Jisung commented his thoughts aloud.

Changbin snorted at that and Jisung blushed, feeling embarrassed because he hadn’t meant to say that out loud.

“So sexy.” Changbin teased.

Jisung looked up at Changbin who was using his forearms to rest his upper body weight on the green pool table. Jisung loved that despite how passionate and needy for each other they could be, they would always be so unserious about things. It happened to be one of his favorite quirks of their relationship.

Changbin jiggled his ass in front of Jisung’s face to get his attention, stopping him from getting completely distracted thinking about how much he loves them together. “Wanna fuck the ba-donk-adonk?”

Jisung groaned. “First of all; fuck you.”

“Isn’t that what I just asked for?” Changbin grinned.

Jisung rolled his eyes and stood back up. His hands grabbed Changbin’s hips and pulled his lower body against his own. He had been doing his best to ignore the erection in his skirt but it was slowly beginning to hurt from lack of attention.

Jisung moaned as he pressed his boner up against Changbin’s backside. Changbin shook his ass, grinding against Jisung; both of them whimpering with need. Jisung reached around Changbin’s waist feeling up his soft stomach before moving his hands to Changbin’s shorts button haphazardly trying to open it. He succeeded but trying to get Changbin out of the shorts proved to be a real challenge.

“Can you maybe try having a smaller dick?” Jisung complained as he tried to shove the fabric of the pants down even though it kept getting caught on his erection.

“Not my ass?” Changbin questioned.

“No. Your ass is perfect, don't ever change.”

“But you want my dick to change? I thought you liked it.”

Jisung tried not to salivate at the thought of Changbin’s dick fucking him good. “I do but not all of you can be perfect, it's not fair.”

Jisung gave up on trying to get the shorts off Changbin and instead pulled them up exposing as much of him as possible before hiking up his skirt. He reached into his underwear and readjusted so that his dick was sitting up in his waistband. It was easier to slot his cock between the curve of Changbin’s ass and rub himself properly this way.

Changbin didn’t bottom for Jisung often so it was always special for both of them when they did anything like this, always feeling like a new sensation every time. Changbin whined and Jisung tried so hard to contain his excitement. There was just something so hot about the barrier of fabric between them yet still having Jisung please himself against him.

Changbin put his hand down between his body and the pool table. Changbin moaned out when Jisung slapped his ass cheek suddenly. Neither of them had been expecting it, Jisung had given into his impulsive thoughts because it was too tempting to resist.

“I’m kind of sad Felix took your hat. I was kind of into the whole cowboy thing.” Jisung commented mindlessly as he reached out to run his hands through Changbin’s curls.

“Hoping I was gonna ride you?” Changbin smirked at the idea.

Jisung felt almost possessed at the idea of having Changbin on top of him riding like his life depended on it. Jisung’s fingers clenched around Changbin’s curls and tugged at his hair as he thrust up wishing so badly he was inside Changbin at this current moment.

Changbin squeezed his hard on every time Jisung faux thrusted into him. Jisung lent over Changbin, pressing his body close to the older’s muscular one, his free hand reaching around to grope at Changbin's chest.

“Giddy up cowboy.” Jisung breathed into Changbin's ear making his boyfriend groan though Jisung wasn't sure if it was out of enjoyment or embarrassment but either way he was proud of himself. 

Jisung was getting annoyed by the amount of material trying to fall down every time he thrusted up. He sat the fabric of his skirt over Changbin’s lower back to stop it from falling, wedging it between their two bodies. Out of all the things they’ve tried together, he never thought he would be trying to fuck Changbin whilst in a skirt but here they were, and despite the one annoyance, Jisung was loving every second of it.

“What’s this?” Changbin asked, getting silently distracted as his hand went to grab the edge of the pool table but instead found the thing Jeongin had handed Jisung. Changbin brought it to his face to inspect it. “A packet of lube?”

Jisung felt his face get hot in embarrassment. “It’s a gift from Minho Hyung... Courtesy of Jeongin’s magic pockets.” Jisung explained shyly.

Changbin smirked, then held it back out for him. “Better put it to use any way you can then baby. We don’t want a gift going to waste.”

Jisung took the packet of lube and stared quizzically at it, his cock currently sandwiched between Changbin’s cheeks, twitching with interest as he thought about all the different ways they could use this lube. 

“We probably don’t have enough for what I’m about to do but I’m so horny I need to fuck you even if I can’t get your shorts off.” Jisung told him hastily as he ripped the packet open.

He yanked Changbin’s lower body away from the pool table, manhandling him with ease as if it was just another Tuesday at the gym. Changbin’s hand moved from his dick to the pool table and stretched out, the squeezable flesh of his tummy peeking out from under Jisung’s skirt.

“I’m surprised you’re so into this Binnie.” Jisung commented as he tried to drop his silky underwear.

His hard leaking cock sprung out and a long whimper accompanied the heavenly freedom.

“I’m just really into you baby.” Changbin replied cheesily and looked back at him with the goofiest smile.

Jisung blushed and smiled fondly at his boyfriend. He had never wanted to fuck his brains out more.

“I love you.” Jisung whispered against his will, he wanted it to be more meaningful but that was the best he could manage due to the fact his whole body quivered when he touched the cold lube to his cock.

Changbin raised himself on tiptoes to line his thighs up with Jisung’s dick. “I love you too, now please use me.”

Jisung let out a guttural whine from getting his permission to use him. He slathered his cock with as much lube as he could and used the remaining lube to coat Changbin’s inner thighs. Jisung dropped the packet unceremoniously on the floor then wiped his lube covered hands on the sides of his dress before grabbing the front of it and bringing it up to hold in his mouth so that he could see everything that was happening beneath it.

Tears of pleasure filled to the brim of Jisung’s waterline almost as soon as he glided his soaked dick between Changbin’s equally wet thighs. With muffled whimpers and no hesitation Jisung gripped Changbin’s beefy love handles thrusting with a newfound desperation. His hands snaked up Changbin’s body and slipped themselves under the compression crop top, cupping Changbin’s pecs, his back now pressed to his own chest as he lent over him once more. He fondled jut and dae, groping repetitively while he pathetically humped his cock between his lover's thighs like a dog in heat.

The sounds Changbin was making were like music to his ears. He was so focused on chasing his own orgasm that he hadn’t considered how his boyfriend was feeling, so the sounds of his moans were reassuring. Jisung was so grateful for the piece of clothing in his mouth because if it wasn’t there he was sure the whole party downstairs would be able to hear his filthy moans over the music.

His thrusts became erratic the longer they went on, his cock slid easily against Changbin’s gathered thighs. Changbin purposefully flexed his thighs and squeezed them together giving Jisung a better encased feeling.

His brain clouded by the euphoric feeling of his cock dragging skin on skin. The netting of the fishnets rubbed against Changbin’s uncovered thighs every time he thrusted in. Jisung whined incoherently as he moved his hand to the denim of the shorts using it as a grip to thrust harder. Changbin’s unfiltered moans and low “fucks” spurred life into Jisung’s hips and the poor man knew he was done for; there was no way he could hold out any longer.

“Yes! Fuck me Sungie!” Changbin let out breathlessly between pants. “Use me baby, that’s it.”

Changbin’s head lolled as his panting picked up suddenly; if Jisung wasn’t already mindless with need before - he definitely was now. Jisung dropped the skirt from his mouth, every fiber of his being needing to bite Changbin’s exposed neck at this given moment. He gave into his feral urges, biting roughly making sure it was away from the artery in his neck. Changbin whimpered and panted heavily. Jisung felt Changbin’s body spasm underneath him and continued his less energetic yet still enthusiastic thrusting. Jisung kissed hungrily over the bite mark and mouthed openly at Changbin’s earlobe.

“This beautiful ass and thighs belong to me.” Jisung whispered possessively.

What better way to claim them both then by pulling out of Changbin’s weakening grip and cumming over both of them?

Jisung was proud of himself as he painted Changbin’s daisy duke shorts, ass and thighs with his cum. Changbin’s legs were shaking, knees wobbling and it seemed as though Jisung’s grip on the shorts were the only thing keeping Changbin up right. Jisung hiked up his skirt trying not to get all the liquids on his pretty dress while he put his sensitive cock back between Changbin’s thighs making sure he coated the inside too. He loved seeing the color of his cum mixing with the lubrication on Changbin’s inner thighs.

“Should I help finish you off darling?” Jisung asked when his dick started to soften. “Make you cum too?”

He pulled out one last time and tucked his slippery dick into his silk underwear. He dropped his skirt and flattened it out to make himself look prim and proper before gently helping Changbin stand up straight then turned him around.

Changbin pouted up at him, a blush smeared all over his face. “I- I already did…”

Jisung blinked rapidly at him as he processed the words then looked down to see the giant wet spot soaked into the front of the denim jeans. Jisung’s mouth fell open in shock then a giddy feeling filled his entire body making him shake excitedly.

“You came untouched baby? You’re so cute.” Jisung cooed condescendingly.

Changbin narrowed his eyes menacingly at Jisung but was still pouting. “It just made me happy to make you happy.”

“Mmhmm real happy I can tell.” Jisung snickered. “For real though; that was extremely fun and I want to do it again sometime.”

Changbin looked down at the dress, hands grabbing at Jisung’s skirt flinging the fabric around. Jisung squeaked as Changbin wrapped his arms around his waist and pulled him in for a hug, leaning his ass against the pool table, neither of them really caring about the liquids rubbing off onto it.

“Hyung stop you’re going to get cum on my dress. I plan to wear this all night, you know.” Jisung pouted and Changbin kissed his pouting lips softly.

Jisung smiled into the kiss and happily returned the favor.

“You know I really hope you keep this outfit so we can put it to good use.” Changbin whispered to him with a smirk on his face. “Having my Sungie dominate me in a dress and fishnets could be something I’m really into.”

Jisung smirked. “If it means I get to play with your ass again then I am all about exploring.” Jisung looked down between them. “I think Chan’s going to murder us if we get any more semen on the pool table.”

Changbin shrugged. “Eh, let him, what’s he gonna do; spank me?”

Jisung side eyed him. “I don’t know Hyung. I think you might both be into that it wouldn’t really serve to lessen the amount of cum here.” Jisung and Changbin laughed.

“Should we talk about the Felix thing?” Changbin asked curiously.

Jisung shook his head. “Not right now, let’s go downstairs and join the party.”

Changbin nodded then stole one more kiss before tapping Jisung on the ass urging him to move away. Jisung did so obediently and then checked his dress for stains while Changbin grabbed his trenchcoat from earlier to cover the mess on his body.

“I’m gonna go take a shower, I would say come join me but I don’t want you ruining the pretty makeup you worked so hard on.” Changbin said sweetly.

Jisung eye smiled at his boyfriend and begged for one last kiss before Changbin ran off to shower. Jisung went behind the bar in the room to find a cloth and dipped it in some water before going over to try and clean the pool table. They may have joked about it but Chan was honestly terrifying when pissed off even if it did turn them both on just a little bit.

He made his best effort to clean the table before eventually giving up and going downstairs to join the party. He headed to the living room first in order to make his way to the kitchen for a drink. He momentarily paused in the crowd when he saw Seungmin on the mechanical bull with Christian. Jisung smirked to himself as he watched Seungmin expertly stay on the bull while basically grinding on Christian at the same time. Christian’s eyes seemed to be heavily focused on Seungmin’s eyes despite what was happening, and as Jisung continued his path to the kitchen he swore he heard a moan coming from Christian and a small “oh goodness- gracious.” in a thick Aussie accent.

Jisung looked around as he made his way through the crowd, he noticed Felix at the poker table sitting on a shirtless Chan’s lap who had a tie around his forehead as a bandana. Jisung laughed as he realized Chan was extremely drunk, he always wanted his clothes off at the best of times but the urge was stronger when he had no self restraints like when he was drunk. Jisung figured Chan was the only one playing the poker game as strip poker though since no one else was out of their costume.

Jisung grabbed a beer as soon as he was in the kitchen and found a bag of frozen peas to use on the back of his neck. It was incredibly hot inside and not just because he fucked his boyfriend like his life depended on it. It was stuffy from the amount of people here, he didn’t realize that Seungmin and Felix even knew this amount of people.

Jisung really needed some air.

He ditched the bag of peas back into the freezer then took his beer with him. He passed Hyunjin trying to blend in with photos of cacti on the wall in the living room, snorting to himself as he passed him which earned a disgusted look from the cactus boy. He was in the foyer of the building on his way out when the front door opened and in ran Mingi.

“Oh Jisung thank god it’s you. Um we need to get Chan…. Like right now.” Mingi pressed urgently and that’s when Jisung noticed the flashing red and blue lights over Mingi’s shoulders.

“What the fuck happened? Is someone hurt?” Jisung asked, going into panic mode because he knew Chan would be too drunk to deal with this right now.

“Not exactly.” Mingi said, then gave him an unconfident smile. “Jeongin and Minho just got arrested for streaking.”