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What if Celegorm and Curufin lived in the modern world with cellphones and what if Curufin sent his brother a dick pic on accident and what if this started something… on Tumblr as well in text message screenshot from, no actual dick pics included :(

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Image 1: Sender name “Curvo” to Tyelko’s phone, battery 18%, time 2:06 AM

C: Image 

T: ???? DUDE ?

C: Oh my gods 

C: Delete that right now!!!!

T: the fuck r you doign curvo?!

C: Take a wild guess asshat. I’m sorry! Delete that. 

T: wow calling me names after sending a dick pic 

T: classy bro 

 

Image 2: Sender name “Curvo”. Battery 18%, time 2:11 AM 

T: srsly what are you up to who did you send tgat to ??

C: Absolutely none of your business. 

C: Also I sent it to you, obviously, BY MISTAKE. 

T: id fucking hope so 

C: Why are you so concerned with who I’m talking to?

T: seems like not mcuh talking is happening 

C: What?

 

Image 3: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 17%, time 2:13 AM

T: much*

T: obvi youre trying to hook up 

C: Are you the morality police or something now? 

T: youre not much of a 2am horny person 

T: youve never done this before why now 

C: How would you know and how would you know. 

T: um i live with you ? im not dumb curvo 

 

Image 4: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 16%, time 2:17 AM 

C: It's very weird that you know this sort of stuff about me. 

T: so u admit youre acting weird! 

T: also I know this sorta shit cause apparently you like sending me dick pics 

T: now wtf is going on

C: Oh fuck off 

C: So I’m not allowed to have sex? Only one manwhore allowed in the family? 

C: You’re batshit. 

 

Image 5: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 15%, time 2:22 AM 

T: if you want my title of family slut uoure allowed to try for it

T: dsnt mean youll manage 

T: you didnt even send your penis to the right person 

T: youre not the type for this kinda shit so knock it off

T: curvo? 

T: night idiot 

 

Image 6: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 47%, time 11:13 AM 

C: You deleted it right?? 

T: well goodmorning sunshine 

T: what do u think 

C: I think you're the kind of person to keep pictures of your brother's genitals as blackmail material.

C: Tell me why.

T: oOoOoh what are you gonna do about it ? 

C: You're infuriating! 

 

Image 7: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 45%, time 11:48 AM 

C: What do you want? 

T: giving in already ?? that was quicker than usual

T: then again,, delicate goods are on the line 

C: I want to know why you're so obsessive over this. I made a mistake, I apologized to you! I would get being grossed out but you're acting like I can't make my own decisions. You’ve acted far worse but now that I’m being less than perfect you’re going to hold it over my head? Why do you care so much? 

 

Image 8: Sender name Curvo, battery 39%, time 12:10 PM 

C: If you don’t delete that I’m going to kill you.

C: I know you’re home fucking answer me!!! 

T: fine

T: you wanna know ?? 

C: Yes! 

T: i was jacking off to your picture thats why I didnt answer nd why i care so much 

C: That is not funny Tyelkormo. 

 

Image 9: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 75%, time 6:08 PM, bluetooth on 

C: Do you want pizza for dinner?

T: yes pls

T: bbq chicken

C: Alright then answer my questions seriously. Why do you care so much? 

T: i already told you 

C: I don’t believe you. 

T: u know i wish i didnt either 

T: would be a lot fucking easier on bth of us

 

Image 10: Sender name “Curvo”, batter 75%, time 6:11 PM, bluetooth on

T: really tho bbq chicken pls ill pay 

C: Fine. This isn’t over though, I will get a real answer from you. 

T: good luck 

C: Asshole 

T: takes one to know one 

C: Breadsticks? 

T: yeah sure 

T: smth sweet too maybe the cookies 

 

Image 11: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 62%, time 1:30 AM, alarm on 

T: god damn can you turn that down pls ? trying to sleep here

C: You sleep through thunderstorms and hurricanes you can sleep through this 

T: sure i “can” but i have work at 6am 

T: would like to not get mualed by a bear bc of sleep deprivetion 

C: Only because I love you. 

T: u say it so passionaely i almost believe u

 

Image 12: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 13%, time 4:17 PM

C: How was work? Still alive? 

T: and kickin baby

C: Great! So about the other night. Are you honestly telling me you were JEALOUS? Of my hookup? 

T: attempted* hookup , but yeah

C: Why???? 

C: Assuming I believe you. 

T: u sure u wanna get into this ? 

 

Image 13: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 12%, time 4:22 PM 

C: I need to know what the fuck has been up with you lately. 

T: k well it goes like this 

T: little bro hits pubert, little bro gets hot, big bro has sexuality crisis, littl bro is cluless, big bro jerks off 3 times aday

T: then big bro gets a message at 2am with a nice surprise not meant for him 

T: nd now he sees what he cant have and u wont shut up about it !!!

 

Image 14: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 11%, time 4:24 PM 

C: Wow

C: Okay I had no idea you felt that way about me. 

T: i kknow

C: Just to be clear, when did you start finding me sexually attractive? 

T: like 16-17 dont get your panties ina twist nd call the popo

T: you were a late bloomer 

C: Wow thanks. And when did you realize you were.. gay? 

 

Image 15: Sender name “Curvo”. Battery 9%, time 4:29 PM 

T: bisexual abt that same time

C: Isn’t that when you started working for Orome at the wildlife center? 

T: yeah we fucked a few times 

T: he helped me a lot 

C: TYELKORMO HE’S MARRIED!!?

T: yep. still is and i still work w him so obvi no more hookups 

 

Image 16: Sender name “Curvo”, batter 8%, time 4:30 PM 

C: How can I trust that? 

T: u think i would be able to fuck a married man for multiple years while also being his employee ?

T: w no pay raises btw 

C: I don’t know what to think or believe. You apparently did it multiple times in the past, like you apparently have a crush on your brother. 

T: yeah cause i was losing my mind over being in love w you !!!

 

Image 17: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 6%, time 4:35 PM 

C: Hey wait wait in love with me!? You never said anything about that! Just that you thought I was “hot” and masturbated to me. 

T: im trying not to make this worse than it already is 

T: yes im in love w u giant fucking idiot 

T: my phones dying im going for a run dont wiat up 

C: No wait! 

 

Image 18: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 26%, time 2:18 AM 

C: Image

T: wtf !!! after all that ur just gonna tirture me again ?? 

C: Image 

C: Image 

C: Image 

T: what are you doing ?? 

C: Image

C: What do you think? 

T: fucking asshole 

 

Image 19: Sender name “Curvo”. Battery 26%, time 2:31 AM 

T: think im gonna come over there and shove it up ur ass myself 

T: why are you sending me MORE nudes 

C: Image 

C: You like these? 

T: what on earth curvo 

T: yes i like it 

C: I’ve got more for you. Just for you. A nice surprise. 

C: Image 

 

Image 20: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 25%, time 2:35 AM 

T: ur serious rn 

T: dont play w me like this , dont be cruel 

C: Not playing. I want you to see me. Wouldn’t mind seeing you as well. 

T: why 

C: I love you. 

C: Image 

C: A lot. 

T: guess u do u made a huge mess 

 

Image 21: Sender name “Curvo”, battery 21%, time 2:41 AM 

T: Image 

T: Image

T: Video 

T: love you too bby 

C: wow 

T: good wow or backing out wow 

C: Good wow. Come over here. 

T: i knew youd give in 

C: Asshat