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Adahlia Valdez fucking hates sex. Every time it’s mentioned she has a fucking seizure.
“Hey bbg rocks r hard Yk what else is hard??” Leviathan says to evil.
“Ok bbg” evil says
Adahlia was practicing piano when this happened and as soon as it did she fucking DIED. She was playing a new song she wrote while in weed and suddenly BAM!!!!! Dead.
Rip Adahlia Valdez you would hated porn.