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"IM SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gongb to die i think prjbaly..... dawg can u come over" cyko said on the phone with his hubby wubby "dot dot dot..... siiiigh fine.... just for you man" phantom said or whatever. TTTTTTTIME SKIIIP phantom knocks on the dpor "cum on in!!!!!!!!! " cyko sais while literally dying or somehting. "how did u get so sick????!!?!? were u out in the rain again!?!?! thats MY thing yoj know??? i gotta keep up my edgy emo image... anyays are u ok bae" phantom poo paid "umm.. man... i couldnt tell u." cyko said "like literally i qokw up and i thought was dying" "oh brother!!!!1 oh man... go back to BEEEEEED!!!!! ill make u spup and like uhhhhhh bring u some other stuff thats sick peopler need" h
"omg okay pookie,,,, thank you so much teehee" phantom blushes as cyko goes to have get hikm some sick people things. as he walks away phantom thinks about his fat ass and how much he loves itg. then, suddenly, cyko returns, holding a cup of coca and a warm cup of mik. "uhh whats the milk for" phantom asked. "me silly!!! duhhh" "ohhhhh real" he sits next to him on the couch and they cuddle, wathcing the fnaf m ovie. phantom sgtarts to worry about cykop. "uhhh poook,.... what if you catch mhy illness?" "shhh shut up im trying to watch fjnaf" "pj okay" he wtahced fnaf witn hj9s blue ahir bf trying to focus. soimeone gets ripped in half by freddy!! "WAs THAT THE BITE OF 87???!?!?!?/!" cyjko screams and accidentally knocks into phantoms cup of coca spilling it all over his face/ "WHAT THE FUCK CykO???' "uhhh oops :3" phantom face starts to brun and turn red due to thwe coca. "we vgotta go to the hospital,,,' "i cannot afford health care phantom." "oh. well i can pay for it just TAKE ME THERE" "ok pook :3" so ythey went to the hospital. with phantom burning up still from the coca. cyko look at his bf in the ambulance.
"How did it come to this..... *sniffle* why did this happen......" Cyko reached his arrm, down to his bfs face anf lightly touched hsi cheek. "oh man........." phantom suddenly started breathing heavily. "OH SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HE YELLED REALLY LPOUD IN THE AMBULENDe. "ypore touch.... bropught me back to life...." spoke phantom. "i lorb yiu" he said. cuko freaked the freak out!!!!!!!! "MYYYYYYY BOYUFRIEND" "mybpyfrijng...... ic anr bekibev youre alibge" he crew. "cyko......." "i have something for you" he whipped out wht was in ghisb pcocket..... it was a minnature phantomed!!1 "omg why do you have that..." "bc i love you so mjuch." cyko gave it to phantom and cried. "im sorry that i burned uir face with the coca... i lvoe you phantom." pjhantom cry and took it and made out with phantom. h=things got a bit steamy and he took off his pants. "uhhhh sirs this is a wendys.' :OH So UR HOMOPHOBIC???" "im callinbg the police" "oh shit. we gotta get out of here phanny" cyko grabbed phantoms hand and ran out of th e wendys and ran until he couldnt feel lhis legs. they looked around. "cyko where the hell are we." phantom said, still pants down "were at legoland silly!!! legio" "i get it ur autistic but WHY. IM STILL PANTLESS!!11" "i thought we cojuld build you one out of legos.... :(" "oh. really,,,, cyko,,,," they almost made oiut again but phantom remembered he was pantsless. he sighed really disappointed he couldnt make out with his bf. "we gotta make me some lego pants to hide my third leg!!1"
"there is NO hiding that gangalang..... let me see it tho..... hubba hubba......" said cyko "i love u man but.... not right now!!!!! we gotta hide it!!!! wwre at the hospital!!!!!" phanty pie sighed. "Dang nabbit..... ill get u next time." said cyko. "Lets make them pants tho ivguess" cyko got some legos and got to work!!!!!!!!!!!. "oh man..... this is cray crayu. you can ttes still s ee :(" phantom saif "pookalook... if it were me personally... id wear ir with PRIDE!!!!!!!!!" cyko literally SCREAMED like calm down good gplly....
phantom sighed. "ur so right pookie,.,,,, im sorry. here lets match." hew pulled out an identical pair of lego pants for cyko!!! "oh em gee pookie?????" phantom blushes. "lets hide our third legs together." they both wear the lego pants and walk around the lego store. they go into the bathrololm and take off their legio pants n make oitr and stuff. soemone walks in and seees them. "what the hell." they turned around. shiho hinomori??!??! "who are you????" "im gonna BEAT UR GAY AssES." she breaks their lego pantd. cyko starts to groiwl.... "grrr... no one breaks my POOKIES LEgO PANTS!!!" he lets out huis alfa and attacks shihbo. ohanbtom stands to the side, thinking about cykos great third leg. while they were distracted someo0ne called the polive!!! haruka kiritani and minori hanasato both come and arrest them. they get sentenced. to LIFE. "welll..... at least were together phanny" "yeah. i love you pook a dook" "and i love you to gangy." they made out RIGHT THERE!!! and lived happliy ever after in the prison cell. the end :3