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Kunikida has created a group chat.
10 people have been added
17:04 pm
Fukuzawa: Thank you, Kunikida. I hope this group chat will be of everyone's use. Please use it accordingly
Dazai: :D
Yosano: That was directed towards you.
Dazai: D:
Ranpo: Loser
Kyouka: Have you guys seen Atsushi? He isn’t home, he’s supposed to do my maths homework
Tanizaki: You mean help you with your homework?
Kyouka: No I said what I said.
Ranpo: wasn't he hanging out with that #1 Dazai simp?
Yosano: #1 Dazai Simp?
Dazai: who?
Atsushi: I WAS NOT with the Akutagawa! I was walking lucy home
Yosano: Ain’t that the one who has a crush on you
Atsushi: She does?
Ranpo: He’s worse than Kunikida
Yosano: At least he gets bitches
Kunikida: my ideals are there for me to meet my perfect women!
Yosano: Case in point
Dazai has changed group name
My Imaginary friends
Yosano: Fitting choice for the fucking psycho
Ranpo: Lol imagine
Dazai: Imagine what? dragons?
Yosano: Case in fucking point.
Kyouka: Atsushi can you hurry up my homework is due tomorrow
Atsushi: Kyouka you’re supposed to be doing your homework yourself
Kyouka: Okay.
Atsushi: Really? That was eas- Why is there a red dot on my chest?
Fukuzawa: Ranpo don’t forget your lunch box in the morning
Ranpo: your not my dad >:(
Fukuzawa: oh
Ranpo: I WAS JOKING I'M SORRY I WON’T FORGET IT
Yosano: *you're, loser
Ranpo: kys
Dazai: I got a date! >:D
Kunikida: the only date you have is the FUCKING DUE DATE OF YOUR ESSAY WHICH IS TOMORROW
Dazai: Anyway!
Kunikida: I WILL SHOVE A POLE DOWN YOUR THROAT THE PROFRESSOR IS ON MY ASS
Dazai: Kinky! anyway gotta get ready for my date!
Kenji: I thought you had a boyfriend? Mr hat guy!
Dazai: ew
Yosano: Denial is a river in egpyt
Dazai: I will drown you in that fucking river
Kyouka: Atsushi will you do my homework now ^^
Atsushi: Yes...
Kenji: Kyouka its not nice to use your brother like that :(
Kyouka: I will do my own homework. I apologise nii-san.
Atsushi: KENJI I LOVE YOU
Yosano: Mori cosplay??
Dazai: End your fucking life.
Ranpo: LMAOO
Tanizaki: Do we have a club meeting tommorow?
Yosano: shut it sister kisser
Tanizaki: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF WE HAVE A MEETING TMR???
Ranpo: Anyway!
Dazai: I had an idea
Kunikida: Please tell me its finally get rid of yourself
Dazai: even better!
Kunikida: It gets better than that??
Yosano: You fucking jinxed it well done.
Dazai had created a group chat with 20+ people.
Dazai has changed the group name.
We're all social experiments
21:40 pm
Yosano: What did I fucking say. Well done Kunikida.
Ranpo: skill issue loser