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"I'm bored!" Dot complained.
"Hmmm you wanna go visit those very obviously gay rats?" Yakko suggested
"Sure"
The Warner brothers- "and the Warner sister!"
Yea, dot. They bounced across the movie lot until they got to Acme Labs.
"SUP GAYS" yakko exclaimed as he crashed through the window, landing on some strange contraption, breaking it.
"Oh no!!! My super combobulation tracking machine!!" Brain cried
"Sorry bro, my bad." Yakko said. "Anyway you wanna hang out?? We're gonna go to uhhhhhh... Wherever."
"Well now that you've ruined my plans of world domination, I suppose I don't have anything else to do..." Brain sighed.
Pinky ran up from the other side of the room. "OMG HI YAKKO! HI WAKKO! HI DOT! NARF!! :DD"
"Hi pinky! You seem goofy ahh as ever!" Dot said.
"I am, thank you very much!"
"Anyway you're coming, right?"
"Oh please Brain!???" Pinky begged. "Can we hang out with the warners can we can we can we????!"
"Oh alright pinky... I suppose we can go."
"YIPPEEE!!!!!"everyone else cried in unison
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"Oh let's go to Claire's first Brain! I heard you can get top surgery there, zort :3" pinky said
"Really? I didn't know that... Let's go!"
The warners and mice went into Claire's
Dot was browsing the earrings and Wakko was eating every earring she decided not to buy.
Yakko stared at the fishnet stockings they apparently had there.
Pinky and Brain went up to the cashier. "Hey I heard that you can get top surgery here...." Brain inquired.
"Uhh yea we do actually so are you getting rid of boobs or getting more boobs" the cashier said boredly
"Getting rid of" brain replied
"cUt tHeM oFf cUt tHeM oFf cUt thEm oFf!:)" pinky sang.
The cashier took them to a back room. There was a hospital looking chair thing idk what it's called, and a giant circular saw above it and other sharp objects and laser guns.
The cashier noticed the scared face on brain. "Haha don't worry. We won't need to use all that for this, especially since you're so tiny."
Brain sighed of relief, and pinky looked slightly disappointed.
They instead sat on a smaller table, and the cashier gave them a small pill to take. "Here, for the pain."
Brain ate it hesitantly, but pinky shoved it down his own throat immediately
They were both instantly knocked out.
When they woke up their tits were gone. "W-wheres the warners...." Brain said tiredly.
The cashier stared at them and said, "who do you think took your boobs-"
They ran into the other room to see Yakko, Wakko, and Dot laying down with a tiny bump on each of them, except for Wakko who had two.
Pinky dropped to the floor and cried, "NOOOOOOOOO"
The warners woke up from the scream. "Hey man, it's not that bad. Look, it's so small it's basically a mole." Yakko said.
Dot had hers on her cheek. "Yea, paint this black and it's a beauty mark! I've been wanting one of those ✨"
"K that'll be 3 million dollars" the cashier said, but the warners and mice had already left.
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"Hey brain, remember how Staples had staples??" Pinky asked.
"Uhmm yea..?" Brain replied
Pinky pointed at Dick's Sporting Goods, "now that we got our top surgery then the next step is..."
They ran to it as fast as they could.
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As they walked out of Dick's with their brand new dicks, pinky exclaimed, "huzzah! We're finally men!Narf!"
"We were always men, pinky, just now we will be seen as men by the biological standards" brain replied
"Wait you guys are trans too??" Dot said excitedly
"Yeah why do you think we went to Claire's -" brain said , confused.
The warners shrugged despite knowing this shit already cuz fuck continuity
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"MCDONALD'S MCDONALD'S MCDONALD'S!!!!!!" Pinky screamed as they passed McDonald's.
Yakko turned the car around and parked in front of the McDonald's.
When they went inside, they saw someone sleeping(?) on the floor with purple ooze all around them. They ignored this and went up to order.
"Hmmmm I'll have 3 number 9s with extra cheese, a number 14 with no pickles, 2 number 69s HOLD THE FUCKING MAYONNAISE and uhhhhhhhhmmmmmm why not that purple milkshake thing" Wakko said
"Will that be all.." the cashier replied.
"Erm no, we'd also like to have some food, so uhhhhhh I'll have a big Mac and also the grimace shake thing." Yakko said.
The cashier stared at them confused why Wakko needed so much food all for himself, but wrote it down nonetheless.
Dot got the grimace shake as well.
Pinky ordered the chicken nuggets and was about to order the strange purple shake too, but brain stopped him. "Pinky, I'm not sure I trust that thing... Purple is too unnatural of a color. I know it's McDonald's, but come on. You can have a different milkshake.."
"Poit.." Pinky sighed and ordered the chocolate shake instead.
Pinky shared the chicken nuggets with Brain to save money and also cuz smol.
The warners were drinking the grimace shake happily. "This is actually pretty good!" Yakko exclaimed. "Yea, idk why it has such a bad rep!" Dot said. Wakko hummed in agreement.
Pinky yelled at brain, "I tOLd you we should have gotten that! :(((((("
"Ummm I'm not so sure about that..." Brain said, pointing behind pinky. Pinky turned around to see Yakko and Dot barfing up purple stuff. Wakko just started into the void, physically unaffected but probably mentally affected.
Yakko and Dot passed out, falling on the McDonald's floor.
Wakko continued to stare while his eyes turned purple.
"Uh pinky I think we need to get out of here-"
They ran to the exit, but it was locked for some reason. "Quick, to the restroom!!"
Wakko started growing purple shit from him that was like arms and started crawling over to pinky and brain.
They ran to the bathroom, luckily gender neutral so pinky didn't have to stop to think which one to choose before going in. Also because it was more private and you could lock it.
"We need to find a way out of here!" Brain exclaimed nervously.
"Why, we just got here??" Pinky replied, earning him a bop on the head.
"No you idiot, we need to get out of the McDonald's completely. Wakko's gone insane! Well . More insane than before."
He looked around the room. There were no windows because who puts windows in a restroom, and it seemed the only exits were the toilet and the vent.
"... Let's try the vent-"
He pulled the screws from it, and he and pinky crawled through. Well more like walked through. They're very small, remember?
"Would this make us imposters??" Pinky said with a worried look on his face.
"What???"
"Because we're venting."
"That doesn't corelate.." brain replied, confused
"..You know.. amogus..?"
Brain stared at him. "Shut the fuck up-" and bopped him on the head again.
Pinky just laughed and they walked on.
They saw from the vent that the Wakko grimace monster had gotten bigger and was eating the cashier. The mice moved on, shuddering.
Finally, they escaped through the vent on the outside. They ran to yakko's car, and brain managed to break in and start it without the key. They drove back to Acme Labs, traumatized.
The End or whatever. Moral of the story, don't drink the grimace milkshake.