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One day bugbo and the squad were taking a walk in the park, they were having fun when all of the sudden
“YOU THERE” it was the fucking mayor, of course 💀
He did a backflip over to them, (even though he was really old, Infact they could hear his spine crack and crunch
“Mayor youre- alive?” Gerbo asked confuzzled, “didn’t you die”
“I ate your bones too” hoppo added giggling
“Yes well- I came back to life! For uh- plot purposes” the stupid ass mayor said putting his hands on his hips trying to be a baddie 🤯
“bones taste good” said hopper
“You can have mine if you want” gerbo said gerboly
“you dont even have bones” BUGBO said “calmy”
“i want donuts” said gerb.
“The only donuts you HOOLIGANS will be getting are donuts…. OF PAIN!” the mayor declared as he punted gerbo into the sun.
“Ouchie” gerbo mumbled before disappearing for the rest of the story (teehee!).
“MUHAHAHAHHAHHAHA !!! NO ONE CAN TAKE MY MAYORAL POSITION LIKE THAT !!!! MAUAHAHUAHAHAIHSHAJBJHSNA FBHKJLSKHGDKJSHBJDNSJSHBA HA DHUJAMA” the mayor bellowed with manical laughter, laughing in the faces of bugbo and co.
They did not like this one bit.
“Fuck you quinton, you smelly bitch, stinky old man, you’re an old man.” bugbo hissed, squinting at him.
But the mayor did not care, as he also violently thwacked bugbo into the stratosphere.
“MUUAHAAGUAUAG I DO NOT CARE !!!! I AM SO COOL !!!” the mayor cackled, evilly.
Hoppo looked pissed “listen here you stinky ass ugly ass piss scented bitch, how dare you punch gerbo, my buddy chum chum, you aren’t cool! YOURE OLD,ANCIENT, PRACTICALLY A FOSSIL! you stink too, I could smell you from all the way over here, you probably don’t even wash or wipe your ass, you balding buffoon, the only hair that’s ever going to stay is the hairs on your ASS which I’m going to kick so hard if your bubble gum dum dum booty butt doesn’t apologize to gerbo.”
Everything was dead silent, before the mayor shits himself, before the mayor sputters
“N-NO–!! I-I’LL NEVER APOLOGISE–!!! I-I DID NOTHING WRONG–!!!!!!!!!” he stuttered, his voice trembling as his knees became weak from hoppo’s words.
…..
“Did you just fucking shat yourself” hoppo said looking at him angrily.
The mayor looked at hoppo, wide eyed, as he realised his horrible mistake…..
He did a poo poo mess in his pants.
“NOOOOOOOOOO I’D NEVER SHIT MY PANTS !!! I DONT DO THAT I DONT MAKE POOPOO MESSES IN MY PANTS I’M NOT A POO POO BOY PLEASE DONT TELL MY MOTHER NOOOOO IM NOT A POO POO BOY !!!!” the mayor shrieked, his eyes welling up with tears as he kept trying to deny the truth.
“Thats fucking nasty bro wash your ASS now” gradient joe wrote on paper, staring at him in disgust and anger, before also getting punched into space by the mayor.
“SHUT UPP SHUT THE FUCK UP IM NOT A STINKY POO POO MAN I DIDNT SHIT MYSELF SHUFTUSFCUK !!!!!!!!!!!!!” the mayor sobbed, ashamed.
Gerbo walks back into reality “oh, hi bugbo.” gerbo said the exact same in set in stone (bugbo 1) “what” said someone idk gerbo walks away to get donuts
After that, the mayor (who fucking shat his pants) was curled up on the floor weeping like a LOSER, hoppo stood up (because yes) and stared down at him, then started kicking the absolute shit out of him
Then bugbo and joe teleported back and watched hoppo as she kicked the fucking hell out of the mayor
Then they joined in
They started kicking the poo pants boy quintin harshly, blood, tears and shit sputtered all over the place as the three were beating him until he turned into human mush.
CRACK! SPLAT! CRUNCH! SQUELCH!
Quinton cried harder as he could feel every bone in his body break, and every organ in his body slowly dying.
“OWOOWOWOAOOWOAWOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHWOOWOWOOWOWOWWOOOOWOOOOOWOOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW OUCHIE YEOUCH !!!!!!” the mayor yelped out, almost sounding cartoonish, as his body was being turned into silly putty by the three.
“This is what happens when you be a little stinky old poo poo man, quinton. You die.” bugbo spoke coldly, as him, hoppo, and joe, quite literally tore quinton apart.
After not even 30 minutes of senseless beating, quinton was, once again, dead, being left as a mush of pink, red, and brown. The three finally stopped and walked away from the mush, feeling satisfied from the revenge. Gerbo showed up with a big fuck off box of donuts.
“Ah, there you are. And where were you off to?” Bugbo asked, smiling widely at Gerbo.
“Well, after i walked back into reality, i felt hungry so i got some donuts for the four of us to share !” Gerbo beamed, holding the box of donuts above his head cheerfully.
The gang’s faces lit up in delight, as their smiles got wider.
“YIPPIE !!!! DONUTS !!!! YAAY !!!! HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!!!!” hoppo giggled excitedly, bouncing around as he normally does.
Then after that, the gang sat down and ate the donuts together, enjoying them, and feeling satisfied after quinton was dead, again.
fin.