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…bring a sword, say you’ve fought, that’s some wet ass Izzy
Learn to tie sailors knots round this wet ass Izzy
Beat me up, Captain, you’re in charge
Grip my neck tight, extra hard
I’m gonna snarl right in your face
You can punish me after dark
I wanna be sketched, I want a ride
I do my rounds with the toy inside
I’m your good boy when you spank me tonight
Puncture my hips with all of your bites
Tie me up like a mutiny
Acts of service on my knees
I want you to run that big ship aground right in this tight lil cove
Bonnet’s team, they make me scream
On the deck I make a scene
I make ‘em cook, I make ‘em clean
Howdya think I got this ring
…I’ve been shipped ‘round this ship
It’s all part of my seamanship
Under Blackbeard’s or anyone else’s flag
Word on the seas is Hands’ a really good shag
Calico Jack rendezvoused with this wet ass Izzy
Spent the night at Spanish Jackie’s for this wet ass Izzy
He got Blackbeard off the ship for this wet ass Izzy
Didn’t need any payment except this wet ass Izzy
Look, I fell into green eyes at a Nassau bar
He’s a ruthless killer and it makes me hard
Knuckles in my mouth, my tongue tastes his scars
Said he’s a Captain, now I’m in shards
A beast that’s cool, calm and collected,
He got a nice ship, that’s where I’m headed
He got a trim beard, I’m tryna wet it
The way he commands me, he knows he can wreck it
….Met a ginger in St. Kitts about to hang me
Now he’s in my bunk, all fired up to bang me
I’m a shy virgin with his arm around me
A blushing bride dreaming that he’ll pound me
Calling dibs on a hostage, that’s inane
But a knife on my cheek, I like the pain
If you ambush me and ask “Whose is it?”
When I draw my sword, I’ma spell my name
….Bring your sword, say you’ve fought, that’s some wet ass Izzy
Learn to tie sailors knots round this wet ass Izzy
Everybody is a twat, that’s some wet ass Izzy
They call my X the kissy spot, that’s some wet ass Izzy
Yeah I know I’m overwrought, that’s some wet ass Izzy
Bratty sub, service top, that’s some wet ass Izzy
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