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*Mr.ScaryFluff has created a chat!*
*Mr.ScaryFluff has added 15 people!*
*Mr.ScaryFluff has titled the chat “The Heroes chat!”*
Gremlinman- Please no not again
Ghoulboy- Last time we did this Endeavour and Miruko started way too many fights
Cowboi- And Best Jeanist spammed the chat with jean pictures
Mr.ScaryFluff- Don’t worry, everyone! I have removed all those I would think would be a hindrance to this chat, so this time I am sure that everyone will behave themselves.
FluffyBird- Fuck yeah! Glad to have a way to talk to the grooviest teachers of Japan!
Mr. ScaryFluff- I’m glad you think so!
*****- Um Hey so I think y’all added me on accident
Spaceballz- INTERLOPER
SexyandIknowit- Ooh! A new play thing to torment!
*****- I have a frying pan and I am not afraid to use it!
Mr.ScaryFluff- Oh Dear! It seems I indeed made a mistake!
Mole- Everybody buy lotto tickets! Bossman has admitted he fucked up!
Mr.ScaryFluff- :)
Mole- Sorry sir.
***- Anyways Imma head out have a nice day!
****** has has left the chat!*
*!!!!Access denied!!!*
*****-.... Wat
Mr.ScaryFluff- I am sorry, our new friend, but I am afraid nobody in this chat will be able to leave!
Bloodspurt- Nezu why would you do that
Mr.ScaryFluff- Multiple people tried to leave the previous chat. Given the fact this chat is being used to bolster communications and friendships, I could not allow that to occur. :)
*****- Oh so y’all stuck with me
GremlinMan- Nedzu you did this to spite me didn’t you
Cowboi- well you did try leaving it every single day
Kissingbooth- Yes I’m sorry my dear you’re stuck with us
*****- It’s fine. And hey if this is the only way I get friends, I’m cool with that. Should also change my name
****** has changed their name to BuyersRemorse*
FluffyBird- What’s with the name lol
BuyersRemorse- I’m all you guys problem now. You can’t get rid of me >:)
Spaceballz- I can already tell, this is gonna be a wild ride
Cowboi- YEEHAW THEN :DDD
Cement- This is an interesting development.
Mole- Hey man!
Ghoulboy- You rarely text
Cement- Nezu said that if I didn’t participate I would be getting docked pay
ScreamandShout- SHHHH!!! We have a stranger on the chat, we shouldn’t use our real names!
BuyersRemorse- *whistles innocently*
Cement- But I thought that this group chat was meant to bolster our relationships. How can we do that if we don’t use our names?
GremlinMan- Oh come on it’s not like anyone would be able to identify us on our first name alone
BuyersRemorse- You underestimate my abilities.
ScreamandShout- O.O
Spaceballz- O.o
Mr.ScaryFluff- Do not worry everyone! @Buyersremorse is a very trustworthy individual! I can assure you :)
GremlinMan- *Squints* He never smiles….
SexyandIknowit- leave it to the princ to find out if the strang phone number is trustworthy or not
BuyersRemorse- How would you know??????
Mr.ScaryFluff- Well, I have to say, I am quite good at finding information out about people! I can prove it, if you wish.
BuyersRemorse- Do it then
FluffyBird- oh you should not have done that
Ghoulboy- I once challenged him to try and find information on a flashdrive I had when I was twenty, and he found it within the day.
Mole- What was on the flashdrive??
Ghoulboy- I would prefer not to say
Spaceballz- O.O
NomNom- Wha- You know what, I’m not touching that.
SexyandIknowit- XD
ScreamandShout- Hey where is the newbie?
BuyersRemorse- Yeah he can do it, lets move on from the topic to a funner one
Mole- Damn he found some deep shit out about you huh
BuyersRemorse- from the sound of it, Mr. Fluff there is y’alls boss
Cowboi- Got that right
FluffyBird- Not me! I’m a free agent! :D
SkellyMan- AS IF
FluffyBird- Can it
BuyersRemorse- Oh look a new person
SkellyMan- I AM HERE. AND UNFORTUNATELY, MY ALL CAPS IS BROKEN
BuyersRemorse- You did try double clicking it, right
SkellyMan- ah, that made it work
ScreamandShout- ad;jfalkdsjfpoadfefn FOUR YEARS
ScreamandShout- FOUR YEARS OF YOU HAVING ALL CAPS
FluffyBird- And you could have fixed it this entire time!?
GremlinMan- Shame on you.
BuyersRemorse- Damn none of y’all thought to try and ask if he did it tho?
BuyersRemorse- Y’all deserve the shame for that
SkellyMan- Thank you, kind stranger! By the way, what are your pronouns?
BuyersRemorse- he/him. Actually yeah pronoun roll call!
Mr.ScaryFluff- He/him
NomNom- He/him :3
SexyandIknowit- She/her ;3
GremlinMan- He/him
ScreamandShout- He/him!!! :)
Kissingbooth- she/her, dearie
Cement- he/him
Cowboi- he/him, pardner!
Spaceballz- they/them :3
Mole- he/him
Fluffybird- he/him
Ghoulboy- he/him, but my friends can do me a they/them
BuyersRemorse- Oh do I count as that?
Ghoulboy- why not? Sure
SkellyMan- he/him
Bloodspurt- he/him!
BuyersRemorse- Damn, there are wayyyy too many guys in this chat
SexyandIknowit- yeah, NEZU
Mr.ScaryFluff- now now, Nemuri, I’ve been trying my best to incorporate more women into our workspace, but very few positions are open at the moment.
ScreamandShout- we make up for it in the majority of us being queer
BuyersRemorse- OH???
ScreamandShout- Yee!!! The only straight ones in the chat are who again?
BuyersRemorse- not me, lol
Kissingbooth- me, dearies. And NomNom. And Cement!
Bloodspurt- and me!
SexyandIknowit- Bloodspurt is our token chronically single straight man
Bloodspurt- YOU HAVEN’T HAD A LONG TERM ROMANTIC PARTNER IN MORE THAN SIX YEARS
SexyandIknowit- But I’m pan. I’m the token Chronically single queer friend of the group :p
Mole- *offended aromatic noises*
Ghoulboy- *offended ace noises*
FluffyBird- *offended noises*
GremlinMan- actually bird brain has a point
SexyandIknowit- If he counts so does Skelly!
SkellyMan- Please do not pull me into this. I still remember the last time we had a conversation down this line
Mr.ScaryFluff- yes that was quite a spectacle
ScreamandShout- if by spectacle you mean accusations followed by a huge blowout fight then yes
BuyersRemorse- ooh, I need details
Mole- trust me, you don’t
BuyersRemorse- I am. A chaos gremlin. I crave the tea
SexyandIknowit- if you want the tea just wait around a bit longer. The shit you’ll hear on this…
FluffyBird- actually, yeah, with how lax we are talking about the things we do, isn’t Buyer gonna realize who we are soon enough?
BuyersRemorse- Y’all are as observant as a bag of rocks, huh
BuyersRemorse- Except for you Nezu
Mr.ScaryFluff- Thank you my boy
Spaceballz- You wound me!!!
BuyersRemorse- It’s getting wayyyy too late. I’m heading to bed
Cowboy- wait- HE CAN SEE THE TEXTS FROM THE START OF THE CHAT
BuyersRemorse- Niiiiigghhhhttttt
*BuyersRemorse has gone offline*
Cement- this is a large cause for concern. Nezu, if this person knows who we are, are you sure it’s safe?
Mr.ScaryFluff- Have no need to worry, everyone. I can assure you, Buyersremorse is very trustworthy and will do nothing with any information he could learn from this chat. Everyone can speak freely and use whatever names they wish to use.
GremlinMan- He’s gonna know all our fucking names
FluffyBird- The HPSC will literally lose their mind if they find out some civilian knows my name
Mr.ScaryFluff- Buyersremorse has only identified who some of you are, and is still working out who is what hero. And he is quite good with technology, even without us telling him he could find private information on many of us. Do not worry.
GremlinMan-I’m not gonna get any fucking sleep anytime soon now that this chat is up, am I?
Mr.ScaryFluff- :3
GremlinMan- goddamnit