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Wally, Artemis and Dick were all going out. Now that the two of them had left the team Dick had to make an effort to hangout with them. He had the team to help lead and help mentor and college. Now that it was summer, it was much easier for them to relax.
“Got your fake, baby face?” Wally winked as Dick entered his shared apartment with Artemis. The three of them were meeting at their place before going bar hopping in town.
“Hey, I can charm my way into a bar without one.” Dick smirked.
“I’m sure you could, Dingbat but I would rather not have to face suspicion from the guy at the door.” Artemis groaned.
Dick rolled his eyes and pulled his wallet out of his back pocket and held up the fake. “Tim helped me make it, for the small price of patrolling with Bruce the next time Condiment Man strikes.”
“Great influence, bird boy having a twelve year old make you a fake ID.” Artemis snorted.
“He knows to do as I say, not as I do..” Dick murmured.
“How do you know he won’t rat you out to Bruce about you going to the bar with us?” Wally asks.
“I’m in college now; B can’t do anything. Besides, brothers cover for each other.”
“I highly doubt you’re not scared of Batman, Dingbat.” Artemis muttered. “You two lovebirds, ready to go?”
“Ready, Arty.” Wally kissed her cheek.
“Ready.”
“Great, our Uber will be here in five.” The trio all needed a night out where they could have fun without the annoyance of having to be a DD, besides it was Dick’s first night out after all.
After the three of them each took a shot at the bar and grabbed a drink before they all went to the dance floor. The music was fast right now, as Starship played loudly in the background.
“You feeling tipsy, Dick?” Artemis smirked.
“I don’t feel tipsy after one shot, Katniss.” He laughed and took a sip of his beer. None of them were full on dancing just yet, they were too sober. It was more like jumping and head shaking at the moment.
“I had to check on you, after that face you made when you swallowed your shot.” She snarked.
“I’m not going to be a lightweight.”
“We’ll see about that, Rob.” Wally chuckled.
“You can’t even get drunk with your metabolism, why do you even like going out?”
“I don’t know, dancing with her.” He spun Artemis around. “Pretending to be a normal college student.” He pulled her into him.
Artemis grinned and kissed his neck. “Lighten up, Dick. I swear it’s fun.” She sipped her vodka cranberry.
“Dance with us first then use your Grayson charm and find a girl to dance with. I’m sure you'll like it better then.” Wally smiled and patted Dick’s shoulder blade.
“I’m sure there’s a redhead around here somewhere.” Artemis teased.
Neither of them knew it but the only redhead he wanted to dance with was standing right in front of him. Though Dick was known as a serial dater, Wally had always been his crush. Well one of his crushes, Wally with his stupid freckles, radiant fiery red hair and his laugh that made Dick feel warm inside every time he heard it. If he were being honest with himself, he liked Artemis too. Artemis had been the only one on the team who understood him, as she was the only other non meta. She knew what it was like to be underestimated and also felt the need to be the hero. He would catch himself, staring at her plump lips as she kissed Wally. Dick would never come between the couple but he couldn’t help but feel like dying as he played third wheel.
At one point a slow song played so Dick ditched the happy couple to get another drink at the bar. The two had assumed he was using his charm to find someone of his own but that wasn’t the case. It started with a beer, then a couple shots and suddenly he was drunk. He sat at the bar with his head bowed so he didn’t have to witness them. Now that he wasn’t sober, he decided that feeling ready to pass out was better than watching the two of them grind against each other and kiss. He didn’t need to see Artemis running her fingers through Wally’s hair or Wally squeezing her chest. He was content to lay his head down and wait for them to realize he wasn’t coming back to the dance floor.
The couple had been in their own world that night once Dick left. It became what their usual routine was when they went out. The two of them dancing and making out was merely foreplay for what they planned to do when they got home. After about thirty minutes after Dick left them, Artemis and Wally were ready to go. They thought they would have to hunt him down and convince him not to hook up with some girl but were surprised to find him alone with his head bowed at the bar.
“He’s going to forget this in the morning.” Artemis murmured as Wally moved to get him off the barstool.
“I wonder why he came over here, I thought he would've found a girl to dance with.” He held Dick up by putting his arm across his own shoulder blade.
“Maybe he needed a drink after dealing with batshit.” She frowned. “I don’t know.” She patted Dick’s face to wake him. “Dick, sweetie, you’re spending the night at our place.”
He groaned but gave a thumbs up. He was clearly out of it. After another Uber home, they got Dick settled on the couch with a bowl in case he threw up and went to bed themselves with no intentions of sleeping.
Laying on the couch was sobering for Dick, he thought he would pass out for the night but he didn’t. He stretched his arms and went out to Wally’s balcony, though he felt less dazed he still wouldn’t go back to the manor whilst intoxicated. He didn’t fear the Bat but he did fear Alfred. The air felt refreshing to his skin, he peeled his shirt off and left it on the railing. He took a deep breath and sighed. He collapsed on the ground and leaned against the wall. As soon as he did, he heard them.
“I thought you looked good in the bar but right now..God.” Wally moaned.
“You look quite good yourself, babe.” More moaning, wall banging, Wally banging. Gasps, shierks, they were fucking loud in both senses.
Dick couldn’t take it, he stood up and paced on the balcony. As he heard them together, he wanted nothing more but to be in the room. He stayed outside because he knew it would be louder inside, but God why were they screaming into his brain. Dick wanted to rip off his own pants and knock on the door. Now, there was silence. No more screams and Dick felt relief until he looked down at his crotch.
Artemis laid flat against the bed still recovering from her boyfriend’s vibrations. “Wally, did you ever ask Dick like you said you would?”
“How can I even bring that up?” He came out of the bathroom and threw on his shirt that had been disregarded on the floor. “Hey, I know you’re into redheads, how about a threesome? I don’t even know if he’s bi or pan.”
“Do you remember Discowing? No straight man chooses to wear that.”
Wally pressed his lips in annoyance. “It was similar to his Haly’s costume.” He groaned. “Ya know what, fine I’ll ask.” He moved towards the door.
“Wait, right now?”
“When was the last time we saw Dick?”
“A month or two ago.”
“Exactly.” He opened the door.
Dick was sprawled on the couch with a blanket covering his lap.
Wally walked up behind the couch. “I knew you wouldn’t be passed out. Did you throw up, man?”
Dick shook his head. “It’s worn off mostly. I just needed water.”
Wally ruffled his hair. “I’m glad you’re feeling better, hopefully we weren’t too loud. Sorry about that, Rob.”
“I could hear you from the balcony.” Dick smirked with a chuckle.
“Maybe Artemis is onto something with the gag…” He murmured to himself.
“KF, TMI!”
“Oh right sorry, I was thinking out loud. So crazy, Artemis and I have been talking a lot about our relationship.”
“Wait was that breakup sex?”
“What? No, no. We’ve been thinking about adding a third.”
“Oh wow, man. Good for you? A guy or another girl? I’ve seen how Zee and Artemis interact.”
“Not Zatanna, nah. You actually.”
Artemis walked out of the bedroom, now in a silk robe. “We figured we could use some Dick.” She smirked from the doorframe.
“You can put up with two idiots?” He snickered at Artemis.
“Two is better than one.” She shrugged. “Besides, no one loves Wally, like we do.”
“I love you, both.” He nodded. “But yeah that sounds asterous.”
“Get over here then, Boy Wonder.” Artemis smirked.
“Yeah, Rob most people don’t just sit on the couch whenever they’re asked out.” Wally egged on.
“Just don’t laugh.”
“Why would we laugh?” Wally tilted his head.
Dick groaned and removed the blanket to stand, revealing his boner.
“The thought of being our boyfriend made you hard?” Artemis smirked. “I should’ve figured you’d be that horny.”
“Not exactly.”
“Dude; what gives?” Wally asks.
Dick’s face was scarlet red. “I could hear you guys…”
Wally came over and tugged on one of Dick’s arms. “Well, Rob, it's only fair that we fix that since apparently we caused it.” He eyed the younger’s bulge then made quick eye contact.
Artemis opened the bedroom door completely to allow them in. “For once, Kid Idiot is right.”
Dick smirked and allowed himself to be pulled. His face was still cherry red. “Are you both helping me out?”
“Yeah, Rob.” Wally smirked. “You could say that or you could just say that we’ve both liked you for a while. And now we’re all getting what we’ve wanted.”
“Wally has probably been pining for you as long as he pined for me. He just didn’t know how to tell me, luckily for him I could tell. He’s never had much of a poker face.”
“I had no idea.” Dick shrugged as he followed the couple into their room.
“That’s because you were too caught up in your puppy love, I didn’t miss you staring at us when we kissed either.” Artemis watched as Wally pulled Dick towards the edge of the bed and sat down. She sat on the other side of Dick.
“Dude, before we do anything. I want to make sure that you’re chill with this. You drank a lot at the bar tonight and I don’t want you to ever think we would take advantage of you.” Wally squeezed his wrist.
“I’m fine; I swear I sobered up. I’m not as much of a lightweight as you guys give me crap for.” He looked at both of them with a playful pout.
“You’re built like a bird, excuse us for thinking so little of your tolerance.” Artemis teased and kissed his cheek. “Now, how do you want this to play out? We all know you’ve been fantasizing about this for years.”
Dick didn’t deny the accusation but his face got even redder if possible. “I never thought it would happen though.”
Wally pushed him down against the bed and took off Dick’s shirt. “We’re way better than a wet dream, Rob.”
Artemis followed his lead, went to remove Dick’s pants and sat between his ankles. “Yeah, Boy Wonder. Just be a good boy for us and it’ll be asterous.”
Dick felt Wally’s hands at his shoulder blades holding him down and Wally’s lips on his before he could muster a response.