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Rachel was staring into the mirror with her grey orbs.
"Hmp! she said, shaking her fists.
"My forehead has run away!"
It was true. Her sexy forehead had ran away. Now all that remained was a vacant space of a forehead. She was foreheadless.
However, suddenly, amazingly, greatly, her forehead reappeared.
It laffed at her and said "L + Ratioed"
Rachel was heartbroken. She cried sexily.
Suddenly, her mum came downstairs and told her she is going to be sold to one direction!!
"oh em gee!!!" she said sexily. " i always wanted to be harry styles' carpet!"
she lived sexily ever after for 999 years as his carpet. the end.