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The Adventures of Nonsensical Nonsense (Oneshots)

Summary:

A series of crappy one shots

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In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.

But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize.
They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this.
Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.

"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.

"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."

"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do."
"Don't worry Sopia, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark"
"Thanks, Daddy Moth. I will always be in the dark for you too"

With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of passion and romance.
It was a dark and stormy night...
For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Sopia wondered why. Sopia turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down).
Then the explanation - Daddy Moth was secretly looking at her. Looking at her in that special way.
Sopias soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.

In all of this. In all of this mess. They had eachother, even if eachother was the only ones that knew.
Daddy Moth turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Sopia was no longer transfixiated by Daddy Moth.
Fortunately no one else had noticed.

 

Hi.
My name is Pricilla and this is my story.

A year ago got a job working for CERN. I am just a intern, but already I am fitting in like "one of the boys" (I am a girl though!)
In fact my boss, Steve, has taken a real shine to me and has said he will let me play around with one of CERNs big things.

I cant wait!

Despite working at CERN, I am also friends with Sopia and most of her entendrege. I know Sopia and Sumer and Winter Smurph and Daddy Moth and Cat black. I met them all awhile ago in my backstory and these days I had known them awhile.
I call on them for help (or, more often, they call on me for help!) quite often.
By co-incidence, this was one of those times!

"Hay Pricilla we need the help of you and the CERN again"
"Sure thing Sopia my man you know you can count on the CERN!"

After that I put down the phone and started telling everyone else whats up.
"Ok, gang" I said to the rest of CERN.
"Sopia has asked for our help. It seems Brotherhood of Evil is upto their old tricks, and we are the best people to take them down!"
"They are after the Random person #64, but we have to get there first else we are all doomed to a hellish futurpoclypse!"

"What do we do?" said CERN
"That's easy. We do what the CERN always does - fight evil"

 

Now it was tomorrow and I was assembling my team.
I first choose Sopia, who I had called in specially as our outside expert.
I then choose Cat black as they were good at stuff.
Also Bob from our private army so we had someone disposable who wouldn't be needed in future stories.
I also choose myself, due to my all around abilities.
After everyone was chosen me and Sopia started planning.

In the planning room we evaluated the data we had.

"Ok, we know that Brotherhood of Evil is trying to find the Random person #64. This is probably so they can use it to dominate our friends and family"

 

"Now I have called our friends at the Freemasons and they have narrowed the location of the Random person #64 down to Hanover."
"Cant they do better then that?" said Sumer
"No, its only Freemasons""
"-sigh- stupid Freemasons."
"yeah.CERN always has to keep bailing Freemasons out of trouble..

"Well, I guess we are of to Hanover!" said Sopia.

So we all leaped onto our CERN Buss and went there!

 

Some time later in their secret hide-away ;

"I am glade we found a way to survive all that and still be together"
"Yes, our plan seems to have worked despite all the events"
"Do you think anyone spotted us?"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
Pricilla emerged from the shadows of the darkness.
"I know everything" she said.
Sopia and Daddy Moth gasped. Their secret was finally revealed!

"I dont love Daddy Moth like you do" said Pricilla "but I have always lusted a bit after them. So you see if Daddy Moth spends the night with me - I will never tell anyone."
Sopia breathed a sigh of relief. That was, after all, a reasonable request. They agreed to the bargain.
"Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said Daddy Moth relieved.
Pricilla was happy, and Sopia and Daddy Moth thus got to live happily ever after together. With no one but Pricilla and themselves ever knowing.
Once we got to Hanover we decided to split up, with me and Sopia finding where the Random person #64 was hidden and the rest doing something which doesn't mater for the story.

Me and Sopia explored the town, checking out all the nightclubs and skyscrappers in Hanover.
Eventually, after I had done enough teamwork, I found where the Random person #64 was hidden.
It was inside a new church in the dead center of Hanover.

"Look! Its the Random person #64!"
"But Crababble is here already! whats going on?"

At that moment Crababble spotted us and came over.
"Mahaha it was me! I was Brotherhood of Evil all along!"
"What?" we said in shock..
"While you and your goody-two-shoes CERN were being all 'la-de-da' "we are good guys" la-de-da', I was being Brotherhood of Evil!
And now I have the Random person #64 there is nothing you can do to stop me! Even with Sopia to help you! your powerless"
Crababble grinned evily at me.
"oh, noees Pricilla, what will we do now?! " said Sopia.
"Dont worry, we still got time. Activating the Random person #64 takes time. If we both Sexiest lady alive together we can take Crababble/Brotherhood of Evil out! "
"On the count of 3! 1 2 3 GO!"
With that we both Sexiest lady alive together right into Brotherhood of Evils face.

Brotherhood of Evil stagged backwards.
"Nooooo you cant!"

"Again quick! while they are stunned".

So we did it again. "Bam! Pow!"
"Noooo!"
With that Brotherhood of Evil died.
"We did it! Brotherhood of Evil is defeated once and for all! Thank you Pricilla!"
Me and Sopia celebrated are victory. But it was only the first of many more to come. As there was more evils in the world then just Brotherhood of Evil and they will all be coming after the Random person #64 now.
So consider this the end of of Pricilla and Sopias adventures!