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lumine added dazai , chuuya , 22 other members
venti : how many members r there now
poe : 72!
venti : wow u respond v quickly
poe : oh! im sorry was i not suppose to?
aether : no ur ok
aether : anyways new members introduce urself and say ur vision , and then old members vice versa
dazai : the names dazai osamu , and my vision is anemo
chuuya : im chuuya nakahara , my visions hydro
kouyou : im ozaki kouyou , my visions electro
kyouka : im kyouka izumi , i have a cryo vision
atsushi : uh hello! im atsushi nakajima, my visions geo
poe : ohuh my names edgar allen poe im visionless but i do have an ablity
venti : tf is a ablity
chuuya : its somewhat like a power , like visions
chuuya : also why did some dude just hug me and call me childe
chuuya : who tf even is childe
tartaglia : tis i comrade! im childe, though my given name is ajax.
chuuya : huh
chuuya : did i just get called comrade
dazai : ahh chuuya chuuya chuuya
dazai : always so oblivious
dazai : wait when tf did chuuya get taller
tartaglia : ur looking at me
tartaglia : as a matter of a fact im 5'11
dazai : im 5'11 too
zhongli : childe's so tiny now
chuuya : IM NOT CHILDE
zhongli : oh , ur not my childe
zhongli : :(
chuuya : stop pouting ur face reminds me of dazai
childe : zhongli im over here
dazai : why tf r u dragging me
childe : to meet my bf and for u to get urs
venti : boy wtf
venti : WAIT WHY DO WE HAVE TWO CHILDES
venti : I CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE
kaeya : OH MY GOD UR RIGHT!! ITS JSUT ONES SHORTER AND HAS LONGER HAIR
zhongli : oh my
venti : BWAHAHHA I SEE ZHONGLI FUCKING FLOATING WTF
chuuya : back to ablities, my ablity is for the tainted sorrow, a gravity ablity
mori : just so you know , we're mafiosos.
venti : i
mori : chuuya here is one of the best members actually
kunidika : not all of us r mafiosos mori-san.
dazai : actually i used to be in the port mafia
jean : what was celestia thinking when letting fucking MAFIOSOS INTO THE GODDAMN ACADEMY
klee : OOOO JESN CURSED!!!
chuuya : is that a child. why is there a child.
lisa : oh why we keep her here so she can stay away from the wanted bounties on her head!
chuuya : oh. a wanted criminal. thats a child.
mori : you werent much different chuuya
chuuya : THIS KID IS LIKE 5 MORI
mori : and q is 5
chuuya : q doesnt have a BOUNTY ON HER HEAD
klee : klee is a arsonist!
lisa : yes yes believe whatever you want child
albedo : hm? oh new people? must they be experiments sent from celestia?
sucrose : actually albedo, these people have visions! i believe some dont, but they're not test subjects
fukuzawa : yes, some dont have visions, but we do have ablities
albedo : ablities? intresting, well i would like to experiment on some of you, if thats alright?
mori : i'll give some of my members for your experimentation
fukuzawa : i believe i will leave my members out of this
aether : bro wtf.....
chuuya : did mori just dm me that im going to be apart of an experiment.
albedo : yes? is there a problem
dazai : chuuya has well
chuuya & dazai
dazai : do you want me to tell them?
chuuya : uh
chuuya : can you just come over
chuuya : please
dazai : ofc!! anything for my dearest chuuya
chuuya : thmaks
academy
albedo : had i done something wrong?
dazai : yes actually
dazai : chuuya has trauma from his younger years of experimentation
albedo : oh my, i apologize but the experimentation isnt anything too bad
aether : yeah as if you didnt make us drikn FUCKING CARROT JUCIE AND WEIRD SMOOTHIE COMBOS
albedo : at least i didnt do any medical proceedures
lumine : yeah ur right
dazai : oh
dazai : could i be apart of the experimentation then?
albedo : uh sure
jean : its getting late you guys should go to sleep
klee : KLEE DOESNT WANT SLEEP
jean : no klee
klee : YES KLEE
aether : i just realize we didnt even finish introductions
jean : please just shut up and go to sleep
jean has locked academy for 12 hours