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Since the death of Earth (whoopsie!), the son of God has been looking at his other domains. One of these is the kingdom of Equestria. This one's new. He doesn't know much about it. He's been doing some renovations. What was once a metaphorical empire in the sky has now been turned into a literal cloud kingdom. Jesus is quite pleased with himself.
Rainbow Dash, looking out her cloud house window, sees the kingdom of Heaven. She likes the new scenery, so she decides to take a visit.
Jesus is sitting on his throne in his castle, sipping on what was initially a glass of water, but is now a shitty cabernet. He has the ability to stop converting the water, but he finds it funny. Suddenly, a knock at the door. He stands up, eager to greet one of his people.
When Dash enters the castle, it's almost exactly what she expected. Clouds line the walls and floors, shaded with all the beautiful colors of the sunrises and sunsets. Three large chairs sit in the back of the room, none occupied. The one on the left has two large red stains on the armrests. In front of her is a short man with olive-brown skin and short curly hair. 'This must be the guy,' she thinks.
When Jesus opens the door, it's almost exactly the opposite of what he expected. Most of the worlds he knew were populated by humans, or at least humanoids. This being in front of him was some sort of horse or pony. "Hi there! It's lovely to see some new faces around here!" he says. He thinks, 'What have I gotten into this time?"