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2021-06-28
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'Oh shut up Jes'

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Wesper fluff based on a post that says ‘jesper would 100% say “ohhh you wanna kiss me so bad” during an argument and wylan would pause, grab his shirt and do it’. (@captainwraxth) on Instagram but originally from Tumblr. Tweet by @dailywesper on Twitter.

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Jesper stumbles through the front door of their house, somehow tracking mud onto the carpet even though he took his shoes off. He looks down. He didn’t take his shoes off. Oops. “Wylan’s gonna kill me.” he thinks to himself. “Damn straight I’m gonna kill you,” a voice says from the shadows. Jesper jumps, not realizing that Wylan was there. Giggling, he has a thought - “don’t you mean… damn gay?” Jesper full out loses it, but the face of his beloved remains stoic. There’s a reason they call them ‘better half’. “How much?” said half says. “Well…” “How. much.” Wylan’s growing angry, understandably, but Jesper still grows indignant. “It’s rude to just assume I lost money,” Jesper begins but quietens down at the look on Wylan’s face. Jesper flickers his eyes down to the floor in shame and mumbles, “twenty thousand…”.

“You lost TWENTY THOUSAND KRUGE?!” Wylan yells, his face going red in anger. Jesper thinks it’s kinda cute but refrains from mentioning it. “Okay calm down i-”. “CALM DOWN??! CA-” Wylan stutters. “How did you even lose that much anyway. Surely you must have eventually realized you’re actually shit at Makkers Wheel and given up.” Jesper shakes his head in disbelief, “Wow there are so many things wrong with that sentence. Firstly, I am amazing at Makkers Wheel and always have been. Secondly, I never give up. And thirdly, I-. I didn’t think of a thirdly so give me a sec.” Jesper’s eyes twinkle as he notices Wylan struggling to hide his smile. He also notices how close they’re standing and leans in until he can feel Wylan’s cinnamon scented breath on his cheek. “Ohhhh you wanna kiss me so bad.” Wylan pulls back with a long sigh and a steely glint in his eyes. “I can see it in your eyes,” Jesper taunts. “Your little red cheeks and messed up hair you are just beggi-” Wylan suddenly reaches out, grabs at Jesper’s collar, and yanks him real close. “Oh shut up Jes,” Wylan murmurs, and kisses him.