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A Broken Mockingbird

Summary:

Nakahara Erena was reborn to a world of war. Too bad she was a pacifist.

Or: how a genius tries to navigate through the world of the Elemental nations, befriending Itachi and Shisui, only to find the world is a lot more messed up than she ever thought it could be.

SI-OC, no previous knowledge of Naruto.

Chapter 1: Awake

Chapter Text



When I first woke up, I thought I was still dreaming.

 

I was aware of everything and nothing. I could see only blurs, and sound was there but made no sense. Sensation and senses bombarded me all of a sudden, but everything was so alien that I couldn’t possibly be awake.

 

I was like this for a long time. Adrift. Slowly things came back. First it was my touch, blurs started to join and make shapes. Over time details became more clear. My hearing was the quickest to return and I could start to recognise sounds-breathing, screaming, rustling paper. I could hear people mumbling, but I couldn’t recognise what they were saying. After a few weeks I realised they were talking clearly, but in a language I could not recognise.

 

It was only then I realised I was awake the whole time. That my senses returning were actually senses developing. That my lack of movement was lack of motor skills. That I was reborn.

 

I had a developed mind in a child. I could not pinpoint specific memories, but I knew that the world I was in right now felt very wrong. Even despite my status as a baby,  things felt different. Everything prickled around me, and I could feel people in the same way you can smell the air and know rain is coming. The language was foreign, but that could easily be rectified...but new senses were unexplainable.

 

Once I was aware of the situation, I decided to rectify my communication issues as soon as possible. Despite my self awareness, I must have still had the adaptable mind of a child, as I picked up an understanding quickly. Trying to talk back was another story.

 

I had only just been able to sit up, and my mother had placed me in a fortress of blankets to protect me while she pottered around the kitchen. She was a kind woman, short with black hair. From watching interactions with my father-a slightly taller and rigid man-she had a quick wit and was very house proud. He would frequently come home dirty and covered in mud, and would always try and greet me before changing. She would always beat him away-afraid of getting me dirty and sick- in a jovial manner with him chortling behind. It soon became apparent this was a game.

 

I watched her in the kitchen as she continually babbled to me about nothing and everything. She had started to make dinner for them, and I listened intently, watching her graceful movements. The week prior I had started to attempt to play with sounds, but never getting anything more than strange garbles. I realised I needed to listen for specific pitches and then develop, but it was frustrating. I was not cut out to be a mute.

 

“Look at you little Erena! You always watch your Okaa-san so carefully. I worry for the day you find your feet! I fear it will be soon!”

 

“Ka-sn!” I garbled, upset with my lack of success, again. I had decided that my first words around my parents would be ‘mother’ and ‘father’...wasn’t that tradition?

 

She blinked as she looked at me strangely. “Did you just try and say ‘okaa-san’?”

 

“Aka-sn!” I tried again, still failing. She blinked and kneeled on the floor.

 

“Can you say ‘Oh’?” She asked. I responded with an immediate ‘Oh’ sound. I was a baby, of course I could manage that.

 

She regarded me again, blinking several times. There was the slightest vestige of shock on her face, but her smile was blinding.

 

“And say ‘Ka’?”

 

“Ka!”

 

“And put them together- and say ‘O-Kaa’?”

 

“Oh-kaah-sn!”

 

“Almost! Try saying ‘Sah’!”

 

“Sah!”

 

“Now, ‘Sah’ but end it with the ‘n’”

 

“Sah-N...saan... San! Sansansan!”

 

“And put it together?” She looked at me intently, a grin on her face.

 

“O-kaa-san!”

 

“Yes!” She clapped excitedly. “And who is Okaa-san?”

 

I blinked. Was this a trick question? “Okaa-san! You!” And raised a pudgy arm towards her, toppling to the ground, off balance, in the process.

 

She quickly caught me before my head reached the ground in sat me back up.

 

“Oh wow.” She whispered. “I think we have a little prodigy on our hands.” She looked dumbfounded, if not slightly worried. I was an overly developed child, but was this something to be of concern? I could not think of the negative aspects of intelligence. Before I let my thoughts run away, I noticed something behind my mother.

 

“Okaasan!” She snapped out of her reverie and looked at me immediately. Oh, I was going to use this to my advantage so very much. But first.

 

“Okaasan, nnn!” and attempted to point behind her-my verbal vocabulary was still limited.

 

“Oh my god! It’s burning!” She leapt up to the smoking frying pan and quickly dumped it in the sink, before pouring water on it. The room immediately filled with smoke and I started coughing, eyes watering. She bundled me up and fled to the smokeless bedroom, before lowering me to the bed.

 

“Are you okay? I’m so sorry, you distracted me. Your Otou-san will be home soon, and he can deal with the mess then. And get take out.” She sighed, sounding exasperated and ran her fingers through her hair. “And now, my little genius, we need to figure out what to do with you? I’ve never understood cousins overuse of the word ‘troublesome’, but I think I’m about to! You are going to be a little menace, aren’t you?” She laughed, tickling my stomach. I giggled in return.

 

We spent the next hour practicing sounds and putting them together. It was a difficult start, but I managed some simple words, although my speech was slow. I knew then my mother was special- not only had she taken my communication leap in her stride, but she quickly realised my problem with pronunciation and sought to help.

 

“Yui! Erena! Why does it smell like a bonfire? Are you alright?” The bedroom door smashed open, to the worried face of my father. His face softened as she checked us over, no doubt for injuries.

 

“Otou-san!” I exclaimed, showing off my new skill. My mother grinned at me.

 

“What the f-!” My father shouted, before my mum smacked him over the head.

 

“No bad words! I will strangle you if she says a swear before she’s one!”

 

I giggled. This was going to be fun.

Chapter 2: Chakra arc: part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Magic was real.

 

Okay, so maybe not magic but almost.

 

The realisation came to me not long after my first birthday. I was a very intuitive learner, and after my first words with my mother, when I was just over four months old, I started learning and improving like a sponge. First my vocabulary expanded, and I worked on my pronunciation, then I was able to form full sentences and communicate well by the time I was ten months old, and could communicate like an adult by the time I was one year- even if my father did not take me seriously and ridiculed my childish voice.

 

My mother was very careful, and made it clear to me that this was not considered normal, and that if my progress became common knowledge, I may be taken away form her. Here was also when I realised that there was something wrong with my new reality- that no mother should fear that their child would be removed for being a prodigy.

 

I loved and trusted my mother, and took her warnings seriously. She had taught me much, and love and cared for me. She was perceptive and never asked for anything, and let me set my own pace. She was the full definition of a matriarch, and was quick to scold if I pushed myself too hard, especially physically. While my mind was advanced, my body was slow to catch up-I was slightly ahead of where a baby should progress but not by much. I was still nine months old before I could walk with confidence, even if I was clumsy.

 

Unbeknownst to me, my mother and father agreed to not use chakra around me until I was older. As I learned quickly, they knew I would try and mimic anything I saw, and chakra exhaustion was a very real risk. I could feel chakra in my system, as my coils formed, and I asked them about the sensation one day. As they explained, my father was a Jounin, a highly skilled soldier for the village, who could manipulate chakra for certain skills. They promised they would show me how to mould it in future, but I could risk damaging my pathways, and even death, if I tried too soon. As they did not restrict me with anything else, I had no reason but to trust their judgement.

 

When I was one year old, my mother took me to a park to explore. We settled at a lake for a picnic. As my mother set things up, I sat by the water throwing rocks in, watching the ripples.

 

Suddenly I heard a big splash, and looked up to find a boy in the water in the middle of the lake. Next to him I saw another three people on the lake. Not in a boat on the lake, but walking on the surface of the lake, as though it were a pavement. There was a man with the same uniform as father, and a boy and a girl. All were laughing at the boy in the water, acting as though breaking the laws of physics was just a normal daily occurrence.

 

Because of course. Reincarnation cannot be scientifically explained, so let’s add in a whole other dimension of this ridiculousness. What even is my (second) life.

 

I ran back to my mother, tugged at her dress and pointed to the people on the water (I was reluctant to talk in public, for fear I said something wrong).

 

“What? Oh!” She said, following my gaze and smiled. “They are water-walking.”

 

“How?!” Everything else I had encountered had not been overly new, but this was revolutionary. I’m sure I hadn’t encountered this before.

 

“Chakra, darling. But that’s for later, remember?” She gave me a pointed look as a warning, but I felt like a fire has been lit beneath me. From the look on my face, my mother knew it too. “We’ll discuss this later, when your dad gets home. That’s his department. For now, it’s time for food and to enjoy the day.”

 

For the rest of our time out, I stared at the group. The other man appeared to be training the children, with varying degrees of success. I couldn’t hear what was being said, but I could see the joy on their face as they started running and jumping on the water, followed by a very messy water fight. As my mother carried me home, I was in a sort of daze as I tried to get some kind of understanding of how a spiritual energy could effect the physical...every understanding of the natural world was going to have to change.

 

My father returned home as his normal time, in a good mood. If there was one thing about my father, it was that he was a joyful character. He loved to play practical jokes on my mother, and acted silly to annoy her (and entertain me). Where my mother was stern, he was the opposite. When it was explained he was some kind of elite soldier, and I asked him if he had ever killed, I could not wrap the idea of this clown taking someone’s life.

 

As usual, he forgot to remove his shoes at the door (another thing I swear he did not purpose to rile up mother), and came over to pick be up and throw me in the air.

 

“So, how did my little genius enjoy the park today?”

 

“Otou-san!” I giggled. “It was amazing! I saw people training and they were walking on waters and then one boy fell in and Okaa-san said you have to teach me!” I rambled in one breath. I was practically bouncing.

 

“I said no such thing, and you know it!” Mother shouted from the kitchen. “Truths, please!” Sometimes I had a slight habit of over exaggerating to get my way. It rarely worked with mother, but father was like putty in my hands.

 

“Well, she said you would explain chakra to me, but that’s the same thing, no?” I blinked innocently.

 

Father sighed, in a fond way. “Only where you’re concerned. Alright, you pest. I’ll get started, but your mother will be better at the big picture.”

 

And so he sat down and explained chakra, chakra pathways, ninja, jutsu, hand seals...I had so many questions. I understood why they had waited to explain (because of course I was going to start playing!), but now I was like a moth to the flame. I wanted to understand everything about it. It was new and special and magic. I could have magic powers.

 

Right then I decided I needed to increase my knowledge. My father answered my immediate questions, but I already had more. My mother made me promise not to try and manipulate my chakra yet, and I agreed. But I wanted books to research. But I needed to learn to read properly. I had only just started an understanding of reading and writing in my new language, but it was not sufficient for my needs.

 

Over the next month my mother taught me reading and writing. While I promised I wouldn’t attempt to manipulate chakra, I became more aware of it-in my body, my parents, other people. It was hard not to take then sensation and play with it, but I kept my word. It would upset and disappoint my parents, and I couldn’t betray them, even if I wanted to. My parents ensured I did not become too obsessed with my need for knowledge, and made sure I still played and explored the village. They tried to get me to interact with children my own age, but it was strained-I could not converse with the children, even if I did try. I quickly became exasperated and bored.

 

When I was around two years old, I started to digest every book on chakra I could get my chubby hands on. By three, I understood the theory to the point that I started to unconsciously channel chakra to my hands without realising it.

 

I was reading about tenketsu points, turning the page when my mother shouted at me, running to me and grabbed my hands.

 

“Erena! Stop what you are doing right now! I warned you!”

 

I stopped, confused and looked at my hand. I was mid page turn, with the page on my fingers. Held by chakra. I hadn’t even felt the tingling sensation, and had send the chakra to my finger tips. I wondered how often I had done that in the past.

 

“Um, oops?”

 

“Oops? Oops?! Don’t you know how dangerous that could be? You’re too young!”

 

“I’m sorry Okaa-san. I swear I didn’t realise. I think I must have really good control? I’ll be careful. I promise!”

 

“Careful won’t be enough! What if one day you accidentally use to much? What if someone sees!”

 

“I’m sorry, I’ll really really try!” I meant it.

 

Mother sighed. She knew she had lost whatever battle she was having.

 

“There’s no way I can stop you now, is there?” She sounded defeated. I shrugged.

 

“If I makes you feel better, I could have done this months ago. I can be patient sometimes!”

 

“Erena, patient is not a word I would ever use to describe you. If I didn’t have eyes on the back of my head, I swear you’d be crawling up the walls by now.”

 

“...so, does that mean I can try?” My mother didn’t bother to answer me.

 

Father was away on a long mission, which meant she couldn’t throw me under his direction for once. While my mother may have been a homemaker, she was a chuunin from the Nara clan before she married my father. She understood chakra well enough, but admitted she held no joy for ninjutsu (blasphemy) or missions, and so had a desk job before retiring to take care of me. My father had wanted a way to bond with me, so left that part of my learning to him.

 

After a few days if thinking, my mother came up with a compromise.

 

“No ninjutsu, channeling chakra only. I will explain the leaf exercise, and if you become slightly tired, you will tell me. If I see you yawn even once, you will stop. Do you hear me?”

 

I mastered the leaf exercise within ten minutes.

 

By the time my father returned in two days, I was using my fingertips to stick to the livingroom ceiling. I waved at him as he entered, one hand still attached.

 

“What the f-“

 

“Seiji, language!”

 

My father groaned.

 

Notes:

And here goes my first fanfiction.

Bear with me while we set Erena up- plot won’t happen until we reach the Genin arc...the pace will be fairly quick until then. I won’t give much away, but she is a smart little troll, who will have more difficulties than it may initially seem.

I will try and post at least once a week, but can’t give any specific schedule. Any feedback would be appreciated!

Chapter 3: Chakra arc: part 2

Chapter Text

I loved chakra. Like, really loved it.

 

It made no sense, but then everything about it made sense.

 

I must have been really good in my previous life because this was amazing. I could do the impossible...or, in future I will do the impossible. At the moment I was under strict guidance from a strict mother.

 

If left to my own devices, I’m pretty sure I would have either mastered some really cool water jutsu, or died of chakra exhaustion. Or both (but I’m sure it would have been worth it).

 

In two years I had mastered the academy basics, could have been an expert on chakra theory (if I was allowed to make my skills public, the woes of being a secret genius), and was on my way to mastering every C and D ranked ninjutsu I was allowed to practice. My chakra affinity was tested, and I had both water and earth, and so concentrated on those. I managed low ranking fire jutsu, but found those tired me quicker. I could have done more, but my practice was limited to the household, and later, deep within the Nara woods, away from prying eyes (my mother was a close cousin of the clan leader, Nara Shikaku, and he allowed her access without hesitation. Despite not technically being a Nara anymore, all he said was “like I have any say in what the women in my life want.” Smart man.)

 

My father had tried to push for me to enter the Ninja Academy, but my mother had put her foot down. Despite not working a desk job, she still had contacts in the Hokage tower, and if there was one thing desk ninja liked to do, it was gossip.

 

According to them, the skirmishes along the borders were getting more intense. More casualties. While there wasn’t a defined whisper of war yet, they had noticed enough discord to make the higher ups tense. Mother was loathe for me to join the Academy, knowing I would probably graduate in a week, and be a baby soldier right when there was the highest likelihood of intense battles.

 

My father said he would be a fool to argue against a Naras logic, even if he knew I could be an asset to the village.

 

So instead, I exhausted my parents teaching skills. Soon after, my dad and I would go to the library, and he would check out scrolls on appropriate jutsu for me to read-as my mum was retired, she didn’t have access to any ninja scrolls, even academy level ones.

 

I became more interested in history, especially that of the village and the shinobi wars. While I loved chakra, and thought it was beautiful, I had been blinded to the brutality of it. It was a gift, but also a weapon. The ninjutsu I loved to wield were also used to kill. There was no doubt to me that wars had escalated because of mans ability to wield it. I also realised that the Academy was a place to train child soldiers, and twist them to the villages needs. Infuse with false loyalty. The Hidden Villages were military dictatorships, and not every decision made was necessarily for the benefit of the people.

 

It was a hard concept to realise, and heartbreaking. I knew I couldn’t bring it up to my father-while he was loving and doting and the silliest man I had encountered in both lives, he was fiercely loyal and loved the village. He loved his job and was proud of his accomplishments. He had killed enemies, and seen it as an unfortunate necessity.

 

I could only see it as a tragedy.

 

I knew I was destined to be a ninja, but what was the point in my reincarnation, my intelligence and my self awareness if I couldn’t do it my own way? I could be a formidable weapon, or I could change things. I wasn’t a god, but I knew people. I loved chakra. I loved life. I wanted to respect them both.

 

But I needed a plan.

 

I would never get the respect to influence change without power, but I needed to get power without compromising my ideals. In Konoha, you couldn’t be a leader or a politician without being a ninja. It was impossible.

 

I could be a ninja, and use my skills defensively-that was easy enough. All elements had both offensive and defensive aspects. The trick was to change the offence to defence...but I had no doubt I could accomplish that in the field. But that still meant senseless fighting.

 

What I needed was a technique that was unexpected and easily manipulated to incapacitate an opponent, quickly with no damage. Avoid fighting completely. That was more difficult.

 

While I concentrated on defensive taijutsu and genjutsu (which was difficult but worth it. I could only manage D ranks, but it was a start), I tried to come up with another path.

 

When finally, in a story book no less, I had an epiphany.

 

“Otou-san...”

 

“Yes, my little mochi ball?” I screwed my face up, he was so cringey.

 

“What is fuuinjutsu?”

 

My dad blinked at me once then laughed, a hearty full belly laugh. Considering we were sitting on a desk in the middle of the library, he didn’t even bother to restrain himself. Soon, there was a quick and sudden ‘shhhh!’, to which he shut up, but couldn’t stop the tears from running down his face.

 

I didn’t get the joke.

 

“Dear, fuuinjutsu is a very special technique only the cleverest of shinobi can accomplish,” he said, looking at me dead pan, the streaks of tears still visible on his cheeks.

 

“So what, like it’s hard?”

 

“Yes, dear. Very hard. It requires a lot of time and patience to learn. Years of learning.”

 

“I fail to see the punchline.”

 

“That’s because you don’t understand how ridiculous you are, sweetpea. You’ll crack it in a week.” He grinned widely. “Come on, let’s go!” He abandoned the scroll he was reading on the table, walked over and picked me up. I swear-I was five years old, and had fully functioning legs.

 

“Otou-san, I am not a doll. I can walk, you know?” I hissed.

 

“Shut up and let me enjoy you being this small.” Considering he never got normal child interactions, I let him win this time. I still pouted.

 

He took me to the area on chuunin level scrolls, glancing around for the right section. Very quickly, he stopped and moved to a farther section, the jounin level scrolls. I had never had access to this area before (even for theory, mother had rules), so I tried to peek at the sub-section titles-there was everything from interrogation techniques (nope), to S-rank lightning ninjutsu. Goldmine.

 

“Hmmm here we go. Theory only, but we’ll go from there, hmm?” He grabbed two scrolls from the shelf, and started to make our way back to the table.

 

“Seiji! Back from Suna? Where’s your tan?” A jovial voice called to my father. He turned us around, to see a tall blonde haired jounin, with a grin that could rival my dads. I liked him immediately. “And who is this? Did you take a genin team without telling me?” He winked at me. Oh, I thought hormones didn’t happen until puberty. There go my red cheeks and an immediate crush.

 

“Minato! Stop flirting with my daughter. I didn’t realise you were a pervert like Jiraiya-sama! Apple didn’t fall far from the tree after all, hmm?”

 

“Ah, the elusive Erena-chan! You know, we’ve asked your otou-san for an introduction for ages. I think he’s embarrassed of us.”

 

“Nah nah,” I replied, trying to forget about my reddened cheeks, “he’s plenty embarrassing on his own. You can’t be any worse.”

 

Minato looked at me for a second before bursting out laughing. Our second ‘shhhh!’ sounded in the distance. It was clear why these two were friends.

 

“You know, this is the kind of cheek I expect from your mother. Betrayed by my own daughter!”

 

“I learned from the best!” I stated proudly, pinching his cheek like he occasionally did with mine.

 

Minato continued to chortle. “Oh, she is Yui through and through. You should bring her to see the team, next time. The guys will love her.”

 

“But will I love the guys?” I asked, tilting my head innocently. A long time had passed since I refused to speak in public, much to my mother’s dismay. It was rare I could interact with my fathers acquaintances, so I enjoyed it when I could.

 

“Oh, definitely. Tell me, has your father ever mentioned his time in Hot Springs?”

 

“That’s it! Nope. Not going to happen. You-“ he pointed to Minato, “stay away from my daughter. And you-“ he looked at me, “don’t encourage the man. Understood?”

 

“Yes, Otou-san. I apologise.” I said quietly, with a hug around his neck. After, I turned to Minato, and grinned. “Please accept my apologies also, Minato-san. My father is not feeling his best today. Shall we discuss Hot Springs next time, when he is more amenable?” He grinned back at me and winked. Father sighed dramatically.

 

“Right, terror. Come on. Good to see you Minato, I think.” He casually waved him off as we left.

 

“He was nice Otou-san. You should introduce me to your friends more often!”

 

He looked at me and rolled his eyes. “Why do I get the vague sense of foreboding?”

 

“Because you’re smart, Otou-san.”

 


It turned out Fuuinjutsu was awesome. It was like painting puzzles of science, while adding a sprinkle of fairy dust.

 

There was no right way, only wrong ways. And once you knew how to avoid the wrong ways, everything was right.

 

If you had a good grounding in chakra theory, basic physics and an active imagination (and I had all three in spades), it was as easy as pie.

 

Once you cracked calligraphy, that is.

 

All you needed to know what what you wanted to achieve, the limitations and poof! Instant seals.

 

I played with small explosive tags (no bigger than flashbang level), but found them boring. I didn’t want offensive tags, so increasing their range was not of interest.

 

Containment seals were fun. Mother didn’t think so when I sealed the whole livingroom in one go, but that was her loss (I unsealed it quick, with no damage, so I didn’t understand her ire).

 

Next were the pass-out tags. I was not stupid enough to try this on mother (I valued my life), but father was incredibly proud when I managed to get him with one at breakfast one day. I even managed to create ones with an inbuilt delay, which he took a huge interest in, and ones that worked within a specified range, but didn’t necessarily need to be tagged to a person (the first time he used them with me monitoring he knocked himself out by not getting out of range fast enough. After that he wanted copies. I believe he used them to prank Minato as least once. He said he’d never been more proud of me.)

 

I had so many ideas, and for the first time, I felt content. I could happily theorise and create seals forever. There were very little limitations, if you could find a back door.

 

I had met Minato few times since our trip to the library. Father later mentioned Minato was technically a Seals Master himself, so I decided it was a good idea to attempt some kind of rapport. Thankfully, keeping on his good side largely entailed embarrassing father, so it was really no trouble. After a while I realised I would require no assistance with my Fuuinjutsu, but I enjoyed our banter.

 

Once, when out by myself without my usual escorts, eating dango on a bench, a huge shadow came over me. I looked up to find Minato staring at me with a smile on his face. Mouth full of dango or not, I squealed his name before jumping up to him and hugging him around the legs.

 

“How rude,” muttered a tired voice. It came from a disgruntled-looking mask-wearing tiny ball of grumpiness.

 

I grinned at him and held out my dango. “Dango? You can’t get enough sweets with that scowl on your face!” He only scoffed and crossed his arms. I pulled Minato down and whispered conspiratorially into his ear, “Did Grumpy-san get out of the wrong side of bed?”

 

Minato chuckled. “I think you’ll find this is a good mood for Kakashi-san... can I have some dango, or is it reserved for those who need cheering up?” I offered him a stick without any hesitation, which he gratefully accepted. “Now, little lady, where are your parents?”

 

“Where they are meant to be.”

 

“And where is that?”

 

“In the places where they are?”

 

“Erena-chan. That’s not an answer.”

 

No games today, then, huh. I sighed. “Otou-san is on a mission, likely Mist. He thinks I don’t know, but I know everything...just like I can feel Kakashi-chans eyeroll.” I heard him scoff again. “Okaa-san is fixing up the garden. She told me to scram because she was in a mood with me.”

 

“And what could little Erena-chan possibly do to upset Yui-san? Considering she’s married to your father, she must have the patience of a saint.”

 

“I tried to help with chores and water the plants. I got a bit excited with Water Shuriken and decapitated a few flowers.” I shrugged and bit another piece of dango. “I learned my lesson.”

 

“Water Shuriken? But you aren’t at the Academy yet? And you’re what, five?” Minato furrowed his brows in confusion.

 

“I’m six and three quarters! Those three quarters are very important.”

 

“And water techniques?”

 

I shrugged, still chewing. “I couldn’t water plants with earth techniques, could I? And anyway, water is more...jazzy!” I wriggled my sticky fingers dramatically.

 

Minato continued to stare at me like a puzzle. “I think I understand why your father says you are a headache now.”

 

“Liar, Otou-san would never!”

 

“Hmmmm. Sure. Right, little lady, let’s get you home before your mother destroys the village looking for you.”

 

I scowled and went to sit back down, before finding myself hauled unceremoniously over a shoulder. I squawked and dropped my remaining dango. “You imbecile, look what you did! You just wait, I will get you back!”

 

“Sure you will!” He laughed before running me home at speeds only a shinobi could manage.

 

Once home, he dropped me at the door, knocked it and saluted me. He zipped off before I could throw a rude gesture his way.

 

Okaa-san opened the door, and looked down at me.

 

“Erena? Why are you out here? And what happened to your hair?” My dark bob was flying in every direction.

 

“This means war.”


 

Once Otou-san was home, he happily divulged Minatos usual training ground, and offered to be my chaperone (see: watch someone else become victim to my schemes).

 

As we hid on a high branch, with a chakra concealing seal on me (I could suppress chakra, but couldn’t guarantee my concentration wouldn’t slip), I saw Minato arrive with his three genin students (I was also pleased to know Grumpy-san was always grumpy). At some point, while watching his team, he leaned against a tree.

 

Now, I had no hope of sneaking up on a Jounin, but if you were patient enough to hide tags on every tree with resting capabilities and a vantage point to the field (twelve), you didn’t need to.

 

After a few minutes, he got up the critique his team, only for the Uchiha to begin laughing at him, and the girl gasped.

 

“Sensei! Your hair! It’s green!”

 

Frowning he pulled down a strand to his eyes.

 

“What the f-“

Chapter 4: Chakra arc: part 3

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There was a universal truth in my household: Mother is always right.

 

In my entire life, she has never been wrong...or at least no one is stupid enough to argue with her. However, sometimes I really wish she wasn’t infallible...

 

War was here.

 

I had just turned seven years old when the news broke. Even though it had been creeping up, it still felt like everyone was caught unawares. The shinobi forces mobilised immediately, heading out in large numbers. The fighting was happening on all sides, and small border skirmishes soon became huge battles. Even the Genin Corps were sent to the front line-and they rarely left the village. I had been used to seeing my father relatively frequently, but then suddenly he disappeared. He specialised in sabotage and espionage, and so his skills were in high demand. He were not allowed to exchange letters, but messages were sent to us whenever rotations happened...not that he ever rotated back to the village. I had tried to create him a supply of useful seals, but he wouldn’t take too many-in case it  aroused suspicion of my skills. I didn’t care, but he was steadfast.

 

The merchants and traders had become scarce, with food shortages and rationing starting almost immediately. Some of the larger clans had stockpiled, but civilians and non clan families panicked. The Sandaime guaranteed we would be fine, but it did very little to ease tensions. Fights broke out at shops, and the remaining Police Force was stretched thin.

 

My mother also decided to come out of retirement. She was useless as a frontline fighter, but her organisation and management skills were second to none. She took a post under Uncle Shikaku, helping with logistics (or as she described it: “Keeping Shikaku’s head on straight or he’ll implode.”)

 

And then there was me. I couldn’t agree with war, but it didn’t mean I didn’t care about the people involved. I came to regret my mother’s decision to keep me out of the Academy. While everyone within was fast tracked to graduate, they could at least help. Due to my age and lack of rank, no one would even consider my support. No one wanted to babysit. I couldn’t even help courier messages or tidy supply cupboards...I would have taken any task.

 

Instead, I would find myself at the library, reading books on battle tactics (know your enemy), philosophy and political theory, at home scribbling seals (I was toying with ideas of paralysing containment fields, but there were many variables to consider), and cooking for my mother (I was surprisingly good after the first few disasters...which may or may not have involved fire).

 

One day while my mother was at the Jounin Command Centre, I heading into the shopping district to pick up some of our weekly supplies. We had to collect our rice and flour on select days, and my mother wasn’t always available. Thanks to my taijutsu training, my strength was reasonable for my age, so I rarely struggled-even if I had to make two trips for other supplies.

 

The grocer handed me the bag of rice with a friendly smile, and I toddled out of the shop. I managed to make it a few steps down before a sudden force hit me, and I fell into a puddle, scraping my knees and landing on an elbow. I somehow kept a hold of the shopping, but it was grabbed out of my hands before I even realised what had happened.

 

“Thanks, kid! Better luck next week!” a particularly mean voice called. A stocky civilian boy, likely in his late teens, hoisted the bag up and chortled as he began to walk away. The street only had a few other civilians present, but no one intervened and kept their distance, eying us bother wearily.

 

A sudden anger erupted from within, but I took a breath to centre myself. It was hard times, but picking on children was never justified. “Excuse me, but that does not belong to you.” I said sweetly, as I caught up with him.

 

“Finder keepers, brat! Now shove off!” He tried to use his free hand to push me back again.

 

“My mother and I require our rice back. Please give return my rations or I will have to contact the Police Force.” I tried again.

 

“I warned you, kid!” He started to raise his fist, aiming towards my face. Before he reached its target, I ducked and swung my legs under, aiming a quick kick to his ankles. There was very little force, but aimed perfectly, causing his balance to slip and he fell to the ground. I quickly grabbed the rice, before it even touched the ground and stepped back.

 

“Thank you for your compliance.” I smarted, and bowed to him before running away. I was sure I heard him chase after me, but I took several turns, followed by a vault over a fence before I lost him.

 

It look several minutes for my heart to stop racing. Outside of sessions with my father, it was the first physical altercation I had been in. And I hated it. I knew I could physically overcome him, but I still felt helpless. Talking produced no results, and I only reacted to his actions, but there must have been an easier way to resolve the conflict. I just didn’t know what.

 

As I gave myself a shake and patted my clothes down, a green shape appeared standing on the top of the fence I had hidden behind. The green shape happened to be a prepubescent boy, a few years older than me, with a bowl cut and the thickest eyebrows I had ever seen.

 

“Greetings, Little Warrior!” He boomed, hands on his waist in a dramatic posture. “I witnessed your Outstanding Display of Youth! Overcoming your foe at your age is impressive indeed! I, Maito Gai, came to ensure you were unharmed, and then must ensure your continued passage to your destination!” He smiled and gave me a thumbs up. He was utterly barmy, but heart was in the right place.

 

I smiled back. “Thank you, Maito Gai. I appreciate your concern. I can confirm I am unharmed, although please do not commend my actions. I would have only considered it a victory if violence was sparred...fighting should never be the first step.”

 

“What Convictions! What A Youthful Approach! I wish you luck with your blossoming ideals! You must be protected, I promise to get you home or I will run twenty laps around the village!” Utterly barmy indeed. But I liked it.

 

“Thank you, Gai-san,” I bowed to him, and saw his eyes sparkle with unshed tears. The boy was a little dramatic, but his positivity spoke volumes. He was obviously a shinobi, but was the most un-shinobi like shinobi I had ever met. I had noticed the older ones had their eccentricities, which often formed as coping mechanisms, but the younger generations seemed to be all business and brooding. Gai was made of enthusiasm and cheer, without a hint of being broken. It was refreshing.

 

Gai insisted on carrying my bag of rice and we wove through the streets. He spent the journey chattering about Youth and Hardwork and Belief. He asked about my training, and was surprised when I hold him I was not in the Academy-and started to cry because of my Youthful Dedication.

 

“Gai-san, there is nothing Youthful about me. I’m a tired bag of old bones. I feel like I’ve lived two lives already and just need a nap.”

 

(True.)

 

“Then you shall have your nap and come out fighting!”

 

“You mean come out scheming? I don’t want to fight unless I have to. Words can be more powerful than a punch, if you use them wisely.”

 

“Then you shall use your words, and I shall punch those who don’t listen! And I punch very hard!”

 

I laughed. “I appreciate the sentiment, but that’s not exactly what I’m going for.”

 

My house was empty, and he insisted on carrying the bag to the pantry. I tried to offer him some tea, as way of thanks, however he declined. Apparently he had to run, as he was already late on receiving his next assignment from the mission desk. I scolded him for being late while walking me home, but he instead flashed me his Nice Guy pose before shooting off.

 

A few days later, there was gossip about an attack by Iwa, resulting in heavy losses. Injured parties were trickling into the village for treatment, but reported many more behind them. We had received no word about father, but both knew he was with the main forces, and so we worried.

 

One day, mid shift, my mother left her work and found me in the library. She bundled my belongs together and told me to hurry, with no explanation. She marched us to the hospital at such a pace I was practically running. When we reached the hospital, the place was in a shambles. People running everywhere, patients lying in corridors and shouting filled the air. My mother attempted to grab nurses a few times with no success, and looked on the verge of tears. I knew the only thing which could have causes this was my father, and he was likely in a bad way.

 

It was so busy no one noticed the tiny seven year old walk around the desk counter. There were stacks of paper in haphazard little piles. I looked for the recent papers, such as today’s admits, and found a pile with today’s dates. Half way through the pile, I found my fathers record, grabbed it and ran to my flustered looking mother.

 

She took it from me, with a frown, “I don’t even want to know,” before skimming it.

 

Her eyes widened before whispering, “ICU bed 8”, grabbing me and started marching again.

 

It was on the first floor, and thankfully well signposted. We entered the room to find my father unconscious, heavily bandaged, with a healer monitoring his vitals.

 

He was missing an arm and an eye.

 

I stared at him while my mother talked to the healer, hearing only buzz words. Concussion, intracranial haemorrhage, seizure, fractured ribs, pulmonary contusion and spinal trauma were muttered...and that was ignoring the obvious. Basically, it was bad. That my mother and I should prepare ourselves for the worst. They didn’t know if he was going to wake up. And if he did, if he would be able to walk.

 

It had already taken him two days to get there, and the transport had not been ideal for a patient in his state. It was unknown if moving him had caused further damage.

 

While my mums heart broke, I could only see war.

 

Why did this have to happen? Why?

 

And he said my father was one of the lucky ones. At least he made it back.

 

I wasn’t sure he would see it that way.

 

He was in ICU for three more days before he was able to be transferred to a ward. After this, it was five days before he woke up.

 

I was there when he did, as I spent nearly every waking moment as his bedside. My mother tried, but she was still needed to work.

 

He groaned at first-and I may have missed it if the room hadn’t been completely silent. My head snapped up and saw him turn his head slightly.

 

“Otou-san?” I whispered, getting up from my chair, shuffling quietly to the edge of the bed. I didn’t dare try and touch him-I had read enough about trauma and battle ready shinobi to know that was not conducive to living.

 

“...Mochi ball?” He whispered, voice cracking. I started crying.

 

“Otou-san! They said you might not wake up.”

 

“Mmmm, I don’t think I want to be awake, if I’m honest.” His face screwed up in pain. I panicked and ran out the room, yelling for a healer.

 

Over the next few days, they kept him comfortable and did every conceivable test to check his condition. I had a new respect for healing jutsu (maybe I would learn anatomy?). I was glad to find out his head was a stubborn as he was, as the trauma to his head was healing quickly. When he woke, he still did not have sensation below the hips, but it gradually improved, even if you confined to bedrest for weeks. The only lasting damage would be the lack of eye and arm.

 

I expected my father to take it badly, but he took it like a champ. Or at least, he made it seem like he did. On one afternoon, I left to get refreshments only to find him crying with my mother-it was the only time I ever saw him crying. I quickly fled the room and ran to the lobby.

 

I sat on a bench in the waiting area and tried to still my tears. My father was the strongest person I knew and he was broken. I felt myself break, too.

 

“Little Warrior! What an Unyouthful place to meet again!” Maito Gai appeared in-front of me, kneeling looking concerned. Considering he had a thick bandage around he head, dried blood on his neck (no doubt from a head wound) and arm in a sling, I’m pretty sure it should be the other way around. “Tell me you are not injured, or I will get you a healer immediately! Or perform two hundred sit-ups if I fail!”

 

“No, Gai-san. I’m just upset. I’ll be okay. But shouldn’t you be getting the healer? I’m not sure that looks healthy!” I pointed to the dried blood.

 

“Yosh! What concern! I have already been seen. I will be back to full fighting fitness in no time!” He gave me a thumbs up.

 

“I’m glad.”

 

An awkward silence surrounded us. While I would normally have more of a witty retort, I was drained. Conversation could wait, and I just needed to be alone.

 

“This place is too Unyouthful, and will give you Unyouthful thoughts. Come!”

 

So much for that idea. He grabbed me with his free hand and pulled me out the door. Within five minutes, he found the hospital garden and pushed me into a seat.

 

“What is it with ninja and picking me up or dragging me places? I am not a toy!” I huffed.

 

He laughed loudly. “It is because you move too slow! Why waste the day? The quicker you move, the more you can achieve!”

 

“What a load of bull-“ A lightbulb went off in my head. “Huh.”

 

“I can see you agree! What a bright day it is!”

 

“No, Gai. I think you are the bright one here,” I smiled. He wasn’t thinking what I was thinking, but he was to thank for the epiphany either way. Sometimes you needed to move fast. Sometimes you needed more time.

 

And I could work with that.

 

I jumped up, and ran over to hug him. He tensed and didn’t return it, but accepted it none the less. He must not get enough hugs. I could fix that.

 

“Thanks Gai, bye Gai!” I yelled, waving as I ran.

 

I ran all the way to my father room, ignoring the yells from angry porters about running in the corridor.

 

I found my mother and father in quiet conversation, tears stopped but the mood was sombre.

 

“Otou-san, Okaa-san!” I exclaimed, beaming. They seemed startled by my sudden jubilation but didn’t say anything. “I’ve made a decision. I am going to learn Time. I am going to become a Master of Time! A Time Lord!”

 

My mother rolled her eyes. My father stared at me-with his one eye.

 

“Before you Master Time, do you think you could Master Tidying Your Bedroom first?”

 

Rude.

Chapter 5: Chakra arc: part 4

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Where I saw my mother as infallible, I saw my father as indestructible.

 

Prior to the war, he had been on countless missions, but never returned with more than dirty clothes and occasional bruise. Because of this I never worried. Where other shinobi families would stress about missions going wrong, or if their loved ones would return, I just always knew he would. I never thought this was something I had taken for granted.

 

However, because of his lack of experience in matter of injury he was a terrible patient. Shockingly terrible. Despite being confined to bedrest while his spinal injury healed, he tried to walk as soon as his motor function had returned. The healers, nurses, and even my mother, could not get him to comply to their instructions. Even with warnings of permanent paralysis, he scoffed. I had tried everything from nagging him to sitting on his legs (carefully), but he didn’t take me seriously at all. Tiny prodigy or not, I was only his child to him.

 

It was not too long after his discharge (confined to wheelchair...which lasted as soon as he left the hospital doors), that news came of Iwas surrender. War was over. There were muted celebrations, as people couldn’t believe it. It was only when multitudes of troops returned that the reality kicked in.

 

Through rumours, I had heard of Minato and his victory. A thousand enemy shinobi dead within minutes. I overheard it from a gaggle of women outside the bakery. They were chittering about how he singlehandedly won the war, how he must be so powerful, how they hoped he wasn’t fast in every aspect...as they giggled amongst themselves, I was left in a daze. Minato, my fathers easy going funny friend, had slaughtered hundreds of people. I had liked and respected him...and now I wasn’t sure of what to think.

 

Konohas Yellow Flash, they called him.

 

I walked home, finding my father standing over the stove. While he would not rest fully, he didn’t exert himself physically, but he was bored. With my mother still working with logistics, he had decided to try taking over some of her roles...well, my roles, as it had been the last few months. He was determined to be a fantastic cook, but had neither the palate or the patience for it. My mother, attempting to be supportive, found a few scrolls with family recipes on them...he used them as kindling.

 

I walked up to him, hugged him gently, before sitting quietly at the small table in the room. My thoughts were still milling around in my head, and I still couldn’t associate Minato with the Yellow Flash...even if I knew it to be true. His actions were the antithesis of everything I believed in, only a certain kind of monster could commit such atrocities. And the people loved and revered him for it.

 

But he was kind and funny and stupid. His face was sunshine and warmth, and I never felt unsafe around him before.

 

“Whoa. What ever is going on in that head of yours? Do I want to know?” He walked over, sat down next to me and stroked my head with his (only) hand. “Usually I can read your plotting a mile away, but I don’t like this face. This is new.”

 

“Otou-san,” I sighed, looking at him with dead eyes, “I’m just tired and I don’t know what to think anymore. It doesn’t make sense.”

 

“There is very little you can’t make sense of, sweetheart. Not when you put your mind to it.”

 

“But this time I can’t. I don’t think I want to.”

 

He shuffled his chair closer to me, so we were side by side, grabbed me around the waist and pulled me to his lap. “I don’t believe that for a second. Now, tell me what’s wrong, hmmm?”

 

I stilled. I both did and didn’t want to discuss this with my father. What if he took it the wrong way? I knew he had killed people-it was his job. But we never discussed his missions, so I ignored it. That part of his life didn’t exist to me, My father was my father, not a murderer. But the reality of the war and its end couldn’t be ignored.

 

“Mochi ball, it’s okay. Talk to me,” he smiled softly, and I immediately started to tear up and shake, half from sadness, half from anger.

 

“ All life is sacred, but we make each other suffer so much. Why do people kill? Why is there war? Why don’t people see that it’s wrong? How can you justify taking one life? How can you justify taking thousands? One war might end, but another is just around the corner. Why do we bother when it’s just going to happen again and again? The violence never ends.”

 

I had to look away. I didn’t want to look in his eyes. He sighed.

 

“Philosophy is not my strong point, darling. But I’ll tell you what I know,” he went to hug me around the middle. “While we can love, we can also hate. And while we are kind, we can also be cruel. It is part of human nature-but some parts are more prevalent in others. I do what I do to protect those I love. You, your mother, but also the village. I need to protect you from those that might hurt you. Whether it a close or distant threat. I have killed, but it is a necessary evil. And you are safe, so I can’t regret it.

 

“War is never the first option. But it happened. Smarter people than me tried to stop it, but dumber people than me failed to listen to them. I can’t justify the thousands that died, but I can grieve for them. And we can hope to learn from their loss.”

 

“But people don’t learn, that’s the point!”

 

“Then we need to make them learn,” he said. “People smarter than me failed...but are there people smarter than you?” I stared at him. “I told you there was little you couldn’t make sense of...I’ve never seen you lost before. You’re only seven and know more about the world than I ever will. You are a better person than I could ever dream of. So take that passion, and show us another way.”

 

I knew I hit the jackpot with my parents. They took my strangeness, maturity and intelligence in their stride, and never questioned it. They always supported and encouraged me. But now my father was suggesting I turn his entire lifestyle on its head. Change the system.

 

“But I’m only a little girl.”

 

“Pfft! You’re not only a little girl. You will never be only a little girl. I know that and you know that, so stop being stupid.”

 

“But what if I can’t and they don’t listen?”

 

“You make them listen, dumpling. You use your voice and you sing it from the rooftops.”

 


 

Immediately after this, my father enrolled me into the Academy. The intake wouldn’t begin for another two months, but he refused to let me sit idle for longer. My mother wasn’t thrilled but had ran out of excuses.

 

I say the entrance exam in advance, however was given strict instructions to fail a couple of the questions. Both parents knew I would likely pass with full marks, but they didn’t want me to advance too quickly. I was told I must attend the Academy for at least two years-to learn how to socialise with my peers. My mother also didn’t want me out in the field while things were still a little tense.

 

I was excited and worried at the same time. Excited to finally do something and make a difference, but worried about the life of a shinobi. I was also very concerned about the levels of boredom I would experience over the next two years.

 

My mum took me to her office one day, while my dad was meeting up with his old teammates. He hadn’t been formally decommissioned yet, but it was only a matter of time. He now had too many handicaps to be in the field, and would never cope as a desk ninja. It required a certain amount of patience he just didn’t have. If he didn’t meet up and socialise at least once a week, I’m sure he would have gone mad.

 

I was sitting at the side of my mothers desk practicing my calligraphy (I wasn’t allowed to draw seals outside the house), when Uncle Shikaku came looking for my mother. He looked more tired than normal-which was a considerable feat considering he was a Nara.

 

“Hello Erena-Chan. Do you know where your mother is?”

 

“Hmm, not here, Shikaku-sama.” I answered. She was actually getting reports from Tori on the third floor, but he didn’t need to know.

 

“Obviously,” he drawled.

 

“I’m sure I’ll be able to see her when she does get here, though!”

 

“Again, obviously. And will you tell her that I want to see her, when she gets back?”

 

“I don’t know, will I?” I smiled, all teeth showing.

 

“Yes, you will, Erena-chan,” he deadpanned. “I swear, you are so troublesome. I hope my child has half of your cheek or I won’t know how to cope.”

 

“I’m delightful!”

 

“I’m sure you are, I’m sure you are,” and he turned to walk away.

 

“Shikaku-sama. Can I ask you a question?” I shouted, several people tutted.

 

“I believe you just did,” he smirked at me. He knew the game!

 

“Then another one!” He nodded. “Sooo...you are like super smart and understand lots, right?”

 

“Not exactly how I would describe myself, but go on?”

 

“How do you cope when people try to tell you things you already know, and it’s super boring, but you can’t get out of it?”

 

“Do you mean, how do I cope with council meetings?”

 

He gets it! “Yes, exactly!”

 

“There’s many answers to this, that would appease your mother. But my main advice would be this: anything you want, but don’t get into trouble. And when in doubt, take a nap.”

 

Huh. “So I should just nap during my classes in the Academy?”

 

He looked at me, smirked again, and shook his head. “...please do me a favour and never tell your mother we had this conversation, okay?”

 

“Okay, Shikaku-sama!...But how will I explain I know you want to see her?”

 

“You know what...it can wait.”


 

 

Even with my father back, I still kept some of my independence. I still liked to do things by myself, and then included going to the library for research. This time there was something different though.

 

There was a gremlin in the library. A tiny gremlin. And I had no need for gremlins.

 

The place was quiet these days, as everyone had better things to do. Excluding the desk clerks, and the occasional chuunin researcher, I was left alone. The clerks no longer questioned my presence-I had become a constant. I had no idea what they thought I was doing, but they left me to my own devices. I never left a mess or bothered them. They didn’t even question when I wandered to the Jounin sections any more-I think they just thought I likes to wander around the musky scrolls.

 

But then the gremlin appeared, bringing rustling and banging. I watched him between the shelves one day, surprised to see my little gremlin was an Uchiha child, slightly younger than I. He found and carried large tomes around, reading intently, as though he was trying to figure out a puzzle. Sometimes he read for hours, sometimes quickly skimming.  Everytime he huffed and slammed the book shut, before looking it the next.

 

I decided to approach him, on one of his more active sessions. He was running around the library like a furious little bee and it was starting to irritate me.

 

“Good morning, Uchiha-chan. I would like to introduce myself.” I said, standing next to where he was sitting on the ground, book wide open. “I am Nakahara Erena. I have noticed you here frequently, and feel I should introduce you to library etiquette,” his little face frowned in confusion. “There are these things here called ‘desks’, and they are incredibly useful. I would encourage you to familiarise yourself before you damage your pristine posture. Also, if you are looking for specific titles, there is a registry held by the desk clerk. Your running around is making me dizzy. And most importantly-respect the books. They are old and our friends. Slamming them shut will only make them angry. I hope you find what you require.” I bowed before turning away.

 

To give him credit, his haphazard flitting stopped, and he was almost undetectable. Except I seemed to have developed a stalker.

 

He began to watch me, hiding behind cabinets and books. If I pulled out a book or a scroll, he would check to see what it was. One day I was reading about prison jutsu, when he approached me.

 

“You are very smart.”

 

Uh-uh. Not going there.

 

“No, I am simply very boring,” I replied, not bothering to lift my head up to look at him.

 

“You study scrolls in the Jounin section sometimes. Can you understand them?”

 

“Nah, I just like looking at the pictures.”

 

He snorted. “I bet you can. But why do you study so much?”

 

“Told you. I’m boring. Leave me to be boring.”

 

“Okay, Nakahara-sempai. I thank you for your time.” And then he bowed and walked away. Weird.

 

The next day, and the day after that, he continued to speak to me. Each time he left when I asked him to, but never before. Sometimes he would ask pointless questions, like about my calligraphy practice or the random book on baking I checked out. Once or twice, he asked about my family and my dreams for the future, before I shut him down. I didn’t know what he wanted, but he better tell me soon.

 

“Good afternoon, Nakahara-sempai”

 

“Now see here. This whole interaction,” I gestured between the two of us, “it’s a nope from me. I have my business, you have your business. Let’s keep it that way.”

 

“But what if our business was the same business?”

 

“You’re telling me you are trying to integrate the existence of chakra into the theory of relativity in order to create a fully adjustable time vortex using fuuinjutsu?”

 

“I...well, no.”

 

“Then scram!” I used my pencil to shoo him away. I ignored him and continued to scribble for a few more more seconds before I realised he had no intention of moving. I missed the days when I was the annoying, overly interested gaki. I guess he won this round. “Okay, fine. What do you want?”

 

He immediately brightened. He was stuffy and too put together (Uchiha and their training), but immeasurably cute. So obviously he was going to be trouble. “I want books. Good books. Ones that give facts and not opinions. Or at least give a compelling argument.”

 

“So you want books, then you’ll leave me alone? You do realise we are in a library, right? Knock yourself out.”

 

“I want books about war.”

 

Huh. Not a typical subject for a four year old. And that’s when I really looked at him. He had the same look of resignation and grief that my father had. He looked worn and troubled but he was only four years old. And he was self aware, in a way that no child should be. He has been forced to grow up too quickly and it was already haunting him. But even ghosts still need answers.

 

“We are in the main library in a shinobi village. To some degree every book is about war. Strategy, theory, weapons, techniques. It’s all here and easily accessed. War is romanticised and highly regarded,” I made a face and considered him. His expression was almost a mirror of my own. “But... if you wanted a more unbiased take, you might want to consider ‘The Geography of Warfare’, ‘The History of Fire Country: Volumes Three to Seven’ and ‘Waga’s Tales from the Frontline.’ I would also recommend a trip downstairs to the archives, looking at census records from the First and Second Shinobi Wars, and scrolls of memoirs of the servants of the Uchiha household.” His eyebrows rose. “I guarantee you will find those particularly enlightening.”

 

He went silent as he looked at me. I shuffled under his scrutiny. “How many books have you read?”

 

“On war?” He nodded. “All of them.” His eyes widened.

 

“And what did you conclude?”

 

“What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.”


 

Three days later he found me again.

 

“And?” I asked.

 

“Nakahara-sempai. I am Uchiha Itachi, and I think we should be friends!”

 

Have I mentioned I hate gremlins?

Chapter 6: Chakra arc: Part 5

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Against my wishes, I came to love Itachi very quickly.

 

He was a fountain of potential, with endless love and hope. His love for his family was unrivalled, especially his new brother...who had not even been born yet. His eyes sparkled when he talked about everything they were going to do together, about how he would protect him until his last breath. He said he was lost until his mother informed him she was pregnant, and then his purpose in life became clear. He had so many ideas, but didn’t know how to piece them together.

 

But the main thing that helped me endear to him was his intelligence. Even at five, he was smarter than ninety percent of the population. I felt like a fraud. There was a very big difference between us. I had the mind of an adult, with the developing brain of a child. It meant that I had a huge head start, and used my learning capabilities to their maximum-while the learning curve was still steep. I suspected I would plateau sometime in my late teens. My mind was still a sponge, but would become saturated at some point.

 

Itachi, however, was a powerhouse. He started from the ground and took off like a rocket. He was rational and had incredible foresight. Initially I considered him to be my rival, but there was no point...it was a competition I would only lose. For now I was the big sister, and I was happy to play my role.

 

Because of him, I now had somewhat of a ‘social life’, if you could call it that. My entire life had revolved around my parents, and research, and practice...but now I was meeting those outside of my parents social circle. While we both still spent significant time with our parents, I would see him nearly every day, whether it be at the library, conversing in the park, or even meeting to get snacks from the market stalls. We hardly ever talked about politics or history, unless we had a new thought to share, but it was nice to spend time with someone like minded. Sometimes we talked our futures, but I didn’t know where I saw myself after the Academy...which was a point that surprised Itachi.

 

“What do you mean, after the Academy... don’t you work in R and D?” He asked frowning.

 

“Um, no? I’m seven, stupid!” Honestly. Kids these days. They hear of a few prodigies with reputations and suddenly everyone has to fast track.

 

“But you work with seals? And you speak of Nara-sama? And if you were in the Academy, shouldn’t you be there now?”

 

“Seals are just a hobby,” I scoffed, waving my hand at him. “And Uncle Shikaku is not my boss, I just like annoying him. He’s fun because he gets the game. My parents wouldn’t let me join the Academy yet, they wanted me to slow down, but I start next month.”

 

He spent the next few minutes in a brooding silence, and I could practically hear him thinking. “Alright, Itachi, what gives? What’s got your panties in a twist?” I was starting to get annoyed.

 

He took a few seconds, as if trying to figure out what to say. “Can you tell me about your parents?” This was odd, even for him.

 

“What for? Okaa-san nags me about my manners, Otou-san has about as much common sense as a noodle. They are who they are.” I shrugged.

 

“And they support you?”

 

“...yes?”

 

“Do they teach you? And push you?”

 

“They teach me what they can. And I push myself. I’m pretty sure they’d prefer me to act a bit more normal, but hey ho,” I threw my hands up in the air dramatically, “thems the breaks!”

 

He seemed to consider this for a bit longer.

 

“I want to meet them.”

 

I suppose this wasn’t an unusual request, for two children who had become friends. In fact, I guess I was surprised it had not happened earlier. I had briefly met Itachis mother once, as he came to meet me, but he dragged me away before we could do little more than wave. She was very pretty, heavily pregnant and had a soft smile.

 

“Okay... now okay? Otou-san is probably burning down the kitchen making dinner, and mother should get home soon. You can stay for dinner, if it’s edible?”

 

“Your dad cooks?”

 

I snorted. “Badly. He cooks badly.”

 

This seemed to cheer him slightly. “Yes, I would very much like to.”

 

We took of down the path, and followed the streets home. I was excited, so decided to turn it into a race...even if I was always going to win, as Itachi didn’t know the way. We flitted last civilians, jumped over fences, and had to stop to help a lady pick up her shopping that we knocked over in a busy market square.  Itachis politeness and profuse apologies made my teeth hurt.

 

As we walked away, I scowled at Itachi. He simply smiled and shrugged at me. “Manners take very little effort, Erena-kun. We did owe her an apology.”

 

“Sure, but piling it on like that? Suck up.”

 

Behind me a heard a familiar chuckle, that was definitely not Itachi. “Poor Erena-chan. Is someone finally showing you normal human interaction?”

 

Minato stood behind me with his arms cross, laughing at my expense. He was missing his new coat (he might be Hokage now, but he was still an idiot), carrying a back of shopping...which appeared to be multiple pots of ramen?

 

It had taken me a while, but I began to dissociate him from the Yellow Flash, much like how I dissociated my father from being a ninja completely. The first time I met him after the war, I had found it difficult to interact with him at all, hiding behind my father. It was visible that this had upset him, and I have a feeling my father had explained why. After this, he seemed to make it a personal mission to find me and annoy me...but seemed to know only to do so when my father was present. It meant a lot that he would take time out of his ridiculous schedule, simply to make a child comfortable around him again. And so we returned to our normal banter. This was the first time I had seen him alone (ignoring Itachi), and clearly on his personal time.

 

“Minato!” I launched myself into the air, and he caught me with one arm, keeping a hold of his groceries. “Why are you so mean to me? I’ll tell Okaa-san.”

 

“You know if you do that, you’ll just get a lecture on manners again. Nice try.” He booped my nose.

 

“Mmm...I guess I could just turn your hair pink this time, instead. I think it would suit you!” I went to grab a strand, but he grabbed my hand, quicker than a flash.

 

“You will never be touching this hair ever again, little lady. I still don’t understand how you managed in the first place. Your father won’t even give me any hints.”

 

“My lips are sealed,” I smarted.

 

He looked at me suspiciously-had a just given it away? “Hmmm...now, talking about manners, who is your little friend here? The last time I heard of you spending time with someone your own age, you made them cry.”

 

“One time! That happened one time!” he was so mean to me. “Minato, Itachi. Itachi, Minato. There, done, I’m polite now.”

 

“It is an honour to meet you, Hokage-sama!” Itachis eyes were wide as he entered a deep bow. Why am I friends with him?

 

Minato smiled, “No need for formalities around this one, Itachi-chan,” he gestured his head towards me. “That ship has long sailed. And the honour is mine-you must be a courageous young man to willingly spend time around Erena-chan here.” Rude! “You wouldn’t happen to me Mikotos boy, would you?”

 

Itachi nodded enthusiastically. “Yes, Hokage-sama.”

 

“Now I see where your courage come from,” he smiled kindly. “Both of your parents are spectacular individuals. Please tell your mother I send her my regards.”

 

That was interesting. Minato knew Itachis parents, but showed a clear preference for his mother. That was something rarely seen.

 

“Now, I am already late! There is only one woman more fearsome than Erena and her mother, and she is waiting for me.” He placed me back down on the ground. Before waving and disappeared in a literal flash.

 

I want.

 

“You know the Hokage?” Itachi hissed, still a little starstruck.

 

“Nah, he knows me...and who are you?” A wild Uchiha appeared. Honestly, if you’ve met one, you’ve met them all. This one was about the same age as me, with slightly curly hair. He had obviously been at the market, as well, judging by his full bags. He was standing at the periphery, and had clearly been watching the exchange. Itachis eye lit up recognition and smiled.

 

“Good afternoon, Shisui!” He waved.

 

Shisui seemed to shake himself out of his reverie before approaching us. I was smarting at the lack of acknowledgment.

 

“Itachi! Hello! Are you rubbing shoulders with the Hokage now?” He teased. “And is this your new girlfriend? Hello, I’m Uchiha Shisui, the more handsome Uchiha. Pleasure to meet you!” He held out his hand in greeting. I accepted it.

 

“Nakahara Erena,” I replied, watching him warily. Itachi seemed friendly with him, but I was always suspicious around those I did not know, unless introduced by my parents. My mother and father had instilled a good amount of distrust in me. They never discussed my prodigy status (although I’m sure Minato and Shikaku were very much aware), and made it very clear my skills were to be kept to myself. There was a reason they did not want me to advance too quick, except my mother’s worry about me getting hurt, and even if I didn’t understand it, I still accepted it.

 

Itachi was a special case. He never seemed to overly care, and never asked about what I could do. Plus he was exceptional himself, so I saw us as two peas in a pod. I trusted him, even if I didn’t know why.

 

Itachi was very perceptive, however, and seemed to realise I was being standoffish. He placed a gentle hand on my bicep. “He’s okay, Erena. Shisui is my cousin, be nice.”

 

I’m not nice?

 

“Good enough for me!” I clapped, expression doing a full one-eighty, into a friendly grin. “Now, we better get going, dinner will be ready soon! Shisui, come on, you’re invited!” I can be plenty nice!

 

Shisui seemed incredibly confused and shared a look with Itachi, who just shrugged and gestured for him to follow.

 

When we entered the house, I called out to my father, then shepherded the others to the main room, while I went to make some tea-dinner was cooking, but there was no sign of my father to be found. Itachi was quietly taking in my house, and Shisui still looked very confused. “Itachi, your girlfriend’s kind of crazy.” He whispered under his breath, only just audible form the other room.

 

“Hey, I heard that! Who would want to be normal, anyway? And not his girlfriend!” I haphazardly shoved some cups and the pot onto a tray and went back through to meet them.

 

“What kind of person asks strange ninja into their house for dinner, anyway? And what if I have places to be?”

 

“The kind of person that likes to keep things interesting. And if you did, you wouldn’t have followed. Tea?”

 

“And what if I tried to kill you or kidnap you?” He asked, taking a sip.

 

“Then I’d just knock you out before you could...Itachi, is he always this boring?”

 

“Pfft, like you could.”

 

I narrowed my eyes at him. “Oh, I could.” Honestly, he was worse than the adults.

 

Before an argument could ensue, my father walked into the room. Itachi and Shisui both stilled at this entrance, posture to a proper position. Both seemed to evaluate my father, Shisui seeming very focused on my dads injuries and had gone slightly pale. My dad smiled at me and messed my hair.

 

“Any who is this Erena? Is this now the Nakahara House for Wayward Uchiha?”

 

“Ha ha, Otou-san. This is Itachi and Shisui. We’re friends!”

 

“We literally just met,” Shisui deadpanned.

 

“I know, isn’t it wonderful!”

 

“Erena, you can’t just kidnap people,” my father sighed. “Especially not the clan heir and a chuunin prodigy. Do you want to get in trouble?”

 

“You’re the clan heir? And you’re a chuunin?” Both shrugged. Huh. I had good taste in friends. “Well, they’re staying for dinner, is that okay?”

 

“Sure, Mochi ball, but you can explain this to your mother.” I grinned. “Well boys, I am Nakahara Seiji, and welcome to the mad house. Just clean up after yourselves, and try not to blow anything up...but that warning is usually reserved for Erena.”

 

“Thank you, Nakahara-san!” They chorused. My father smiled at them, before giving me a pointed look (that said ‘we’ll be talking about this later’) and left toward the kitchen.

 

“So...what shall we do? I need to practice with stealth paint bombs, so we could do that? I think I have pink paint somewhere...”

 

“Didn’t your father say not to blow things up?” Itachi asked, looking slightly weary.

 

“He said ‘try not to’, therefore it’s open to interpretation. Besides, those kind of things are reserved for the garden, it’ll be fine.” I went to the cupboard where my basic sealing supplies were kept, and fished a few things out.

 

“Was your father injured in the war?” Shisui asked quietly. I nodded. “Mine was too.”

 

And suddenly I understood Itachis encouragement to befriend Shisui. Only a child, and already weary of the battle. Injuries to loved ones were not rare these days, but the effects must be still ongoing for such a response.

 

“Sucks, doesn’t it? I’m over senseless fighting. It needs to change. They say if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em...but I have no interest in doing either. You in?”

 

He looked at me strangely before looking to his cousin again. Itachi only grinned in response. “I...yes...I guess?”

 

“Excellent! Now, you need to lighten up. Here- I have just the thing!” I made my way over to him to hug him, and he reciprocated.

 

Unfortunately for him, I was also hiding a small knockout tag in my hand. As soon as it made contact with his back, he was out like a light.

 

“Erena, what did you do?” Itachi panicked, and rushed over to his cousin.

 

My dad poked his head around the corner to see what the commotion was about.

 

“What? He didn’t believe I could!”

 

While Itachi saw to his cousin, I bent down to remove the tag before he could touch it. It had an in built defence, so it would knock out anyone who tried to remove it, unless picked up from a certain corner.

 

As Shisui came round, he glared at me. “I see how it is.” I smiled back innocently.

 

My father burst into hysterical laughter.

 

“This is going to be brilliant!” He gave us all a thumbs up before going back to the kitchen. He was so weird.

 

“So...paint balloons?”

 

Both Uchiha looked at me like I had grown another head. I rolled my eyes at them. They would learn soon enough.

 

Notes:

I messed with the timeline just a little smidge here...call it artistic licence.

The plot is now starting to emerge, but there’s a lot still to happen before we hit the big leagues. I have the whole story planned, and some important things are coming soon...I apologise in advance!

Chapter 7: Chakra arc: part 6

Chapter Text

I hated the Academy.

 

No, that’s the wrong word.

 

I loathed the Academy.

 

I hoped that it burned to the ground, the land it is on so scorched that no one would dare to build on it again. That the very idea was forgotten, and memories of it wiped from people’s minds.

 

The place was a cult. Literal cult. Biased facts, dogma and rhetoric. Start young, and children hang on to every word. The shinobi lifestyle was perfect. It will make you strong. Make you powerful. If you aren’t shinobi, you aren’t worth shit. You are nothing but a pawn...more useless than livestock. You couldn’t survive without your strong shinobi protectors...

 

And that’s ignoring my mind numbing levels of boredom. They taught basic maths in first year. Basic maths! Thankfully my scores allowed me to skip straight to second year, because I was ready to revolt. Not that second year was much better-I knew every single lesson, every single kata, every single hand sign. I could guarantee I knew more about chakra theory than our teacher. The second years taijutsu lessons were a joke. I begged my parents to let me progress but my mother was adamant about me staying put-and even made me promise I would not rank in the top ten. So I saw that as a person challenge, and I made sure I ranked exactly at eleventh place for everything...it took some effort, as I had to predict my classmates scores on every lesson. This meant compiling their previous scores, evaluating their motivation in each subject, and having to gauge their knowledge prior to every single test. I saw it as an information gathering task. It exasperated my mother, and entertained my father. He joked I had a strong future in espionage-which my mother did not find funny.

 

Even though I had skipped a year, I was well liked. I had to curb my sarcasm (my main personality trait) and dumb it down a little, but kids were easy to manipulate...sorry, I meant befriend. As I wasn’t part of a clan, civilian kids trusted me easy enough. Something about the clans intimidated them, so I was a good middle ground. I felt like I had more in common with clan kids-due to the fact all had extra training-but only the Nara and Akimichi were open with their friendship (I suspected my mother’s lineage had something to do with this). However, after Shisui came to meet me after class one day, the Uchiha were running after me with constant questions about how I knew their famous prodigy...and once the Uchiha fell, so did everyone else.

 

And Shisui...despite out somewhat ‘rocky’ start (which was fully my fault. I received a scolding and a lecture on appropriate interaction after then debacle...it was then I noticed some very strange similarities between Itachi and my mother...and it frightened me how quickly they bonded), we got on like a house on fire. A literal house on fire-and that house was my own. We had so much in common-he was like a surly and more morally grey version of myself. He was quick as a whip (both physically and mentally) and was very open to mischief and mayhem...my two middle names. Due to his Uchiha upbringing, he was far more polite than I will ever be, and had a profound sense of duty.

 

I found out that his father had been injured badly in the war, and as a result of that, he started to resent needless violence. The difference between us was that he still saw some violence as necessary. He tried to utilise non lethal techniques, but had killed in the past, and knew he would kill in the future. While this was never going to be my mindset, I still respected him for trying his best in the broken system.

 

With Itachi now in full mother-hen protection mode with the birth of his brother, Shisui and I spent more time together. When he was not on duty, or I was in the Academy, he would take me to the Uchiha training grounds. We would regularly spar with taijutsu and ninjutsu, and critique each other. Analysing each other’s techniques was useful for two reasons: we would pick up possible faults or openings and guide the other to improve these, but it also allowed us to come up with new strategies to use our skills in ways we didn’t think of. Such as suggesting Shisui use a more random approach in his body flicker technique to confuse his opponent to become more unpredictable-I used a mathematical formula to randomise the locations of his landing, and pinpointed specific areas of target to quickly incapacitate. He reported his success rate in spars increased by twenty percent.

 

On the other hand, he would guide me in realistic battle strategy...and what to avoid. As with most Uchiha, he was annoyingly good at throwing kunai, or anything in general. I tried to complain that the sharingan gave him an unfair advantage, but he just mocked my whining and made me practice more. I think a large part of me was reluctant to succeed, as I could not see any non lethal application. I voiced this to him, which he considered, but then suggested adding tags to kunai, or sealing the kunai themselves (just like Minato, but with less horrific results). Suddenly overnight I was almost as good as him...if he was anyone else I suspect he would have been annoyed, but he just acted smug because he was “better at teaching” than me.

 

He wouldn’t be smug when he saw the next trick up my sleeve...

 

On one of our non training days, we decided to make sweets to give to Itachi. Neither of us had seen him in a week, but we weren’t worried. He had become Sasukes shadow, and only left his side when forced. I had joked that he was doing his job as big brother all wrong-weren’t they supposed to be annoying and make fun of them?

 

After we made a mess of my kitchen (and burned sugar on the bottom of the pan), we took our cutely packaged sweets (the packaging was all Shisui) over to the Uchiha district. I wasn’t even given a second glance when I entered through the gates-The guards knew me as Itachi and Shisuis annoying but harmless little friend (if only they knew).

 

I had never been to Itachis house before, so followed along side Shisui. He was carrying the treats but kept on trying to trip me up. After the thirtieth time, I started to berate him...which happened to be as we walked up to Itachis house, with his door open, and his mother standing watching,

 

“...and next time you try that I will grab that foot and hack it off with a rusty kunai, understand?”

 

A gentle cough interrupted my rant, and I found Itachis mother looking between us, with the slightest hint of a smile. I paled immediately...while I wasn’t normally nervous around...well, anyone...Mikoto was something different with her silent grace. She always struck me as no nonsense...and I was all nonsense. With my sudden change in demeanour and silence, Shisui started cackling.

 

“Hello Aunt Mikoto! Please ignore this delinquent, she was raised by wolves...is Itachi in? We come bearing gifts!” He grinned and showed the box to her.

 

She looked at us both fondly. “Of course, Shisui-kun. He’s in the sitting room playing with Sasuke. And you must be Erena? Itachi speaks of you fondly.” She gave me a warm smile, but it made me all the more nervous.

 

“Yes, Uchiha-sama...Thank you for welcoming me into you home.” I bowed and shuffled my feet. I was already screaming internally. What are you doing?!

 

“It’s Mikoto, dear. The only Uchiha-sama is my husband, but even then he doesn’t deserve the honour most of the time. He scowls far too much to be revered.”

 

“Nothing cures a scowl like a paint bomb and a hug,” I replied, without even thinking about my words. Why did I just say that?

 

“That was you who pranked Minato?” she asked, eyes wide. A couple of weeks prior, I had the perfect timing to prank Minato again. My mother had to visit the Hokage Tower, and took me with her. I was sitting on a bench outside, and in my boredom, decided to climb the tree. To any passers by, I was just a young girl playing around...but I also decided to implant some small paint bombs to the branches. They resembled acorns-I used seals to compress the size and add an exploding trigger, and jutsu to mimic a more natural appearance. They were attached to the branches with a sticky chakra technique, so would fall and explode when I released them, or the chakra dissipated.

 

Just my luck, Minato had heard of my presence and came to see me. He seemed a bit downtrodden, and slightly angry...and it only lightened slightly when he saw me.

 

“Erena! I heard you were here. You came to the tower and didn’t even try to come and annoy me? I’m hurt!”

 

“Annoy you? You’re the annoying one!” I had replied, crossing my arms over my chest.

 

Minato laughed. “You look like an angry baby bird. You need to work on that or no one will ever take you seriously.” Why did I put up with this man?

 

“Sorry, we can’t all look like Grumpy-san on a permanent basis. And what’s with your impression of him? It’s not a good look for you.”

 

“Ah, just annoying councilmen. Nothing I can’t handle,” he waved his hand at me, and sat on the bench beside me. Immediately I saw an opening.

 

I jumped up, and stood in front of him...far enough away to be clear, but close enough not to be suspicious. “I know exactly what you need!” I exclaimed, grin on my face. He looked at me and raised an eyebrow.

 

“Oh?”

 

“A makeover!” And I dramatically clapped my hands. On cue, the tiny acorns fell, and went ‘POP’ as soon as they made contact with him. But as quick as he was covered in pink paint head to toe, I was grabbed tightly from behind, with a hand at my throat.

 

Shit.

 

To be fair to Minato, he was lightning fast at getting up and removing the dark-clothed ANBU from me. “Stand down!”

 

Once he picked me up and put me down beside him, he finally noticed his predicament. And he burst out laughing. He was laughing so much tears started to stream down his face. When bits of paint started dripping on the floor, he started even more. When he finally finished, he grabbed me in a hug...great, now I was covered. I was too afraid to move after my shock with the ANBU, but he seemed to need it.

 

“Erena, thank you,” he said sincerely. “And one of these day you are going to tell me how you managed this...again.”

 

“I keep telling you, Minato. My lips are sealed!”

 

And from then gossip went around about the Hokage Tower prankster, clever enough to get the Hokage. No one knew who it was, but that didn’t bother me.

 

Except, now apparently Mikoto knew. Because of my big mouth.

 

“Um...he seemed to be having a really bad day? But he definitely suits pink better than green.” I nodded to myself. Green really wasn’t his colour.

 

Mikotos restrained smile now turned into a full grin. “Oh, you are going to have to tell me those stories, Erena-kun. Kushina is going to be thrilled. Now come in, Itachi needs saving from himself.” She ushered us into the house.

 

The house was exactly like I imagined. It was minimal and pristine, with a few family object scattered around. Nothing like the organised chaos of my home. It was homely, but official-I would guess several important people had walked through these halls.

 

We entered the sitting room to find Itachi siting in the floor, reading to his brother on his lap. It was unbearably cute. His brother was paying the words no attention, and was staring at this brother-with a little bit of drool hanging out. Itachi seemed surprised when he saw us, and put down the book he was holding.

 

“Shisui, Erena. Is everything okay?” he asked.

 

“We’ve come to kidnap you,” I proclaimed. He did not seem impressed.

 

“I am very busy-“ he started, only to have his mother cut him off.

 

“Itachi, your guests have come all this way, and have even brought you a gift. It would be impolite to decline their request to spend time with you. I can assure you, I am fully capable of looking after Sasuke without you,” she said, leaving no argument in her tone. Were all mothers this domineering?

 

Itachi frowned, but acquiesced. He carefully bundled Sasuke in his arms, and gently handed him to his mother. “Then I will show them the garden. I will be there if you need me.”

 

“Go, Itachi,” she said, giving him an exasperated look.

 

We collected our shoes before heading to the back of the house. He slid open the doors and we followed down a short path. His garden was not a garden, it was a masterpiece. It was clearly modelled using some tranquil aesthetic, and I was in awe. My garden was just a patch of grass and a lonely tree. His had a pond, and the trees and bushes were perfectly sculpted. In a far corner I could make out a small well used target range, and the grass around showing small burn marks. It was the only flaw in an otherwise perfect setting.

 

He took us to a spot near target range and gestured for us to sit down. He grabbed the sweets from Shisui without asking.

 

“Your welcome, you ungrateful gremlin,” I muttered. He smiled softly before opening the box and taking one out. He seemed pleased. He seemed to think a minute before offering them to us.

 

Shisui scoffed. “We’re not that stupid. We take your sweets, and we know we’ll pay for it later. That’s why we made sure we had some before coming.” I nodded in agreement. I stole a bit of pocky from him once- the next spar we had left bruises. He was definitely a ‘revenge is a dish best served cold’ kind of person (I was a ‘revenge is a dish best served over multiple courses’ kind of person).

 

“Ho! You missed the funniest thing! Erena was down right pleasant around your mother. I think we’ve found our secret weapon against her!” Shisui grinned, while I groaned.

 

“I was nervous, okay?”

 

“Nervous? This coming from the girl who kicked Hokage-sama in the shins because he stole your dango.”

 

“He stole my dango! Of course I kicked him!” I looked at Itachi for support, to which is nodded in agreement. “See, even Itachi would have done the same!”

 

Itachi rolled his eyes. “I did not say that. I simply agreed with your reasoning. There is no excuse for kicking the Hokage.” I looked down to his box, and it was nearly finished.

 

“Where on earth do you put that Itachi? Are you secretly an Akimichi?” He shrugged, not caring, and took another piece.

 

We spent a few more minutes ribbing Itachi on his over protective act, which he had no apologies for. Shisui was not doing well with sitting down for so long, so suggested a competition. Kunai throwing, whoever wins gets to chose next dinner at my house (it was a fairly regular thing, which my parents were happy to host. They were just happy I made friends).

 

Of course, the odds were stacked against him, even with the no sharingan rule. I took out a storage scroll, and handed them both a small pile of kunai I had sealed there.

 

Shisui went first, with every target hitting centre target. Not all bullseyes, but it didn’t matter on the points system. Itachi went next, and had only one kunai just out of the centre range.

 

I took my time with my first kunai, concentrating carefully. With a flick, it went and hit dead centre. I grinned.

 

“Why are you looking so pleased? You have four more. Your aims not improved that much!” Shisui track talked. I simply smirked to him in reply, and set the remaining off in quick succession. Each landed perfect dead centre, pointed ends so close they were touching.

 

Shisuis eyes widened. “What the f-“

 

“That was an impressive display of skill,” a gruff voice said.

 

The other two immediately straightened, giving the new arrival their full attention. Turning around I saw Itachis father-a well put together man, with rigid posture and lines that indicated his scowl was a permanent feature.

 

He seriously needed to lighten up.

 

“You must be Itachis father!” I grinned, bowing to him. “Thank you for allowing me into your house! I love the garden, you must spend a lot of time here.”

 

He wasn’t my usual audience, but I am nothing if not adaptable.

 

He regarded me carefully, before giving me a polite nod. “Indeed. And you must be Nakahara Erena, my wife told me you were here. You have become fast friends with my son.”

 

“Yes, sir. He is an exceptional individual. I enjoy his company a lot.” Both Shisui and Itachi were watching me carefully out of the corner of their eyes.

 

“Indeed he his. And I can see your talent, also. I hear you are in the Academy. Are you faring well?” Trying to see if I’m good enough to be friends with your son, are we?

 

“I am okay. I advanced to second year, and will likely continue to progress as expected.”

 

“As expected? With skill like that, you must likely have high scores on weapons training and taijutsu?”

 

“Ah, I am ranked eleventh for both.”

 

He frowned. “And ninjutsu?”

 

“Eleventh.”

 

“Hand signs?”

 

“Eleventh.”

 

“History?”

 

“Eleventh.”

 

He seemed to pause for a second. “Would I be right in saying your overall class ranking is eleven, and this will never change?”

 

I smiled. He caught on quickly. “You would be correct, sir.”

 

He grunted and gestured towards the house. “Come. You three will watch Sasuke while Mikoto makes dinner. You are both welcome to stay.” And he turned from us before moving towards the house.

 

“I like your father!” I whispered enthusiastically to Itachi.

 

“I don’t know what just happened, but I think my father likes you?” He sounded very confused.

 

“Why are you guys always shocked at this?! I’m a likeable person!”

 

“Only you think that, Erena.” I kicked Shisui in the shin.

 


 

After a pleasant dinner with the Uchiha (Mikoto got her story, minus the fine details on execution. A girls gonna have some secrets), I headed home. Fugaku ensured Shisui chaperoned me. For his gruff appearance, I found him nice enough. I mean, I’d never forgive him for taking Itachi to the frontlines, but that was a topic for later conversation. And we will have that conversation.

 

Sun had set, and me and my mother were playing shogi. I had only started to learn, and it was at my mother insistence. I think it was a way to continue to spend time with me, and she was feeling left out. I attended the Academy, trained with my father, and spent time with the boys...and with her work, we had very little bonding time anymore. When she suggested shogi, I was more than happy to play with her. She was teaching me different strategies and ways of thinking-I was an instinctual defensive player, but she taught me the game cannot be won using this strategy alone. And aggressive tactics don’t always win, but they can if they catch you unawares.

 

Tonight’s theme seemed to be patience. One area of the board was heavily fortified, and almost impenetrable. I was having to take a very slow approach, but I was getting frustrated.

 

“This must be cheating,” I whined.

 

My mother lifted a brow, “Nonsense. Just play smarter. You are too much of a reactive player. Be proactive. Plan.”

 

“I’m trying, but you’ve fenced me in!”

 

“Open the fence.”

 

“It’s an enclosed fence!”

 

“Then jump over it.”

 

“Urgh. I hate this game.” I heard my father chuckle from the seat across from us, reading a scroll.

 

“Ladies, I love you both. Who knew shogi could be so dramatic?”

 

“Shogi isn’t dramatic, but Erena is,” my mother replied, with a fond smile.

 

I scowled at both of them.

 

I considered the board again, but I was coming up a blank. The problem was her pieces positioning...whenever I attempted to advance, they were perfectly aligned to jump and take my piece. I needed to stop their ability to move. If I stoped their movement, I could slip past and take their king without any true repercussion...I...whoa.

 

It’s that easy?

 

My brain started going into a frenzy, variables flying around in my head. And I didn’t mean about shogi. For months I had come to a dead end on my time manipulation seals...I kind of knew what I wanted to do, but the puzzle pieces wouldn’t fit.

 

But now I had the perfect picture.

 

“Oh, has she realised?” my mother asked.

 

“Okaa-san? Has anyone ever told you you are really smart?”

 

“Is Erena okay? She’s complementing someone’s intelligence, outside of her little rag tag group!” My father peaked up from his scroll again.

 

I was about to send him a cheeky retort, when the sky lit up. There was a loud “BOOM,” before the ground shook and an inhuman screech filled the air.

 

“What-!” My mother shouted, but she was cut off as our roof caved in.

 

I could see my father leap up from the corner of my eye, but I could barely register the falling wood before something hit me hard. All I saw was black.

Chapter 8: Shadows arc: part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

For the second time in my life, I woke to dimmed senses. I could not hear, my eyes could not see. My head hurt, and it felt like I was wrapped in cotton wool.

 

Every few hours I could feel people touching me, mainly my arms and chest. Once, bandages were removed from my eyes and light shon in. I squeeze my eyes shut and batted the light source away.

 

I became lucid very quick after that. It was evident I was lying in a hospital bed, in a large room with many other patients. Medics checked us regularly, but never spoke-not that I could have easily heard with all the bandaged on my head covering my ears. Eventually, all of my bandages were removed. A nurse explained I had suffered head trauma, but that I was otherwise fine. I would likely recover fully in the next few days, after which I would be placed with relatives. She hurried away before I could ask about my parents.

 

The next day I found out they were dead. The Kyuubi had attacked Konoha, and my house was directly in its path. They were both killed as our house collapsed. I had been found by a member of the Uchiha Police Force in the aftermath. When clearing the debris, I was found alive under my father-he had pushed me aside of the falling roof and shielded me. My only piece of lasting damage would be a thin scar extending from my temple to below my eye.

 

I also found out that Minato had died in defeating the Kyuubi. He was hailed as a hero.

 

A chuunin visited me to take my details, and a list of any close relatives I had. I knew both sets of grandparents were gone and my father was an only child. I explained my mother was a member of the Nara clan pre-marriage, and kept a close relationship with Uncle Shikaku, but the chuunin did not seem confident. He would write a letter to the clan head, but could not promise I would be taken on-the Nara clan were already stretched thin, and as I was not officially a member of the Nara clan, they had no responsibility toward me. Once discharged, I would be placed in the orphanage unless someone came forward.

 

I felt hallow. My parents were gone. I could not even comprehend life without them. They were part of me, and made me who I am. I couldn’t cry. It felt like my mind was frozen, and for once my brain wouldn’t work. I would never feel their loving embraces again. I would never receive the exasperated but fond glare from my mother, or put up with my fathers antics. They were love and joy. And now they were gone.

 

Before I knew it, I was dismissed and escorted to the orphanage. It was busy. It was clearly over subscribed, and changes had been made quickly. Rooms were packed, and tatami matts placed close together. Rooms that should have been fit for six, had over twenty children. They were separated into age groups, which meant I was placed with those aged six to nine. They constantly snivelled and cried. While part of me empathised with them, longed to act like them, the main part of me hated everything about it. This was a place to wallow, not to grow. And I would have no part of it.

 

“Excuse me?” I approached one of the busy orphanage workers. “May I go for a walk?” I would spend as little time here as I could. I had no doubt Uncle Shikaku would respond to the message from the Chuunin and, even if he wouldn’t take me himself, would find me a suitable placement. In the mean time, I needed to check on Itachi and Shisui.

 

“You cannot leave the grounds without an escort,” she snapped and hurried along.

 

Not willing to take no for an answer, I approached another worker, but sadly had the same response. It was incredibly frustrating. I had nearly full independence before and now I was being treated like a silly little child. After the fifth worker, my frustration turned to anger, and annoyingly, anger turned to tears. I had not cried when I found out about my parents but I cried because I couldn’t go for a walk? What kind of person was I?

 

Self loathing hit me like lightning. But then I realised the sadness I felt was not just for my lack of freedom, but for mother and father. After ten minutes of relentless crying, I took deep breaths and shook myself.

 

It’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission, anyway.

 

I walked out the door with purpose, and no one stopped me or even cared. The orphanage was in a different part of the village than the Uchiha district, but it was no more than an hours walk. Walking through the streets was eerie...it was silent. The only noises were that of repairs. No chitter chatter of gossiping locals, noises from trade shops or children running about. Several houses sported large amounts of damage, and some with none. The Uchiha district appeared largely intact, I noticed as I approached, but had the same eerie disquiet. There were no guards at the gate.

 

I picked up my pace, and practically ran to the main house. The door was closed and no one answer. I climbed up to a window to peer in.

 

“Oi, brat!” a disgruntled police officer shouted at me.

 

“Sorry, Uchiha-san!” I quickly jumped down from the ledge, and bowed. “I just came to make sure my friend is okay, but no one seems to be home!”

 

“Friend? Do you mean Fugaku-samas boy?” He asked, less annoyed than before.

 

“Yes, sir! Do you know if Itachi is okay? And Shisui? And Sasuke? Where is everyone?”

 

He scoffed. “The Uchiha have been moved to the outskirts, by order of the Hokage. The children suffered no losses.” He gave me a dismissive hand gesture. “Now move along, no one is to be in the area.”

 

“Where are they? Can I visit them? I need to let them know I’m okay, too!” I didn’t budge, and out on my best innocent face. He narrowed his eyes at me.

 

“No one but the Uchiha can enter, for the time being. Now go home, I will pass along your well wishes.” He shoed me away with a glare, and I scrambled back to the orphanage.

 

It wasn’t until the evening I realised he never even took my name.

 

———

 

Over the next few weeks I left the orphanage every day, returning at night. I found where the Uchiha were staying, but could not get access. I was not stupid enough to try any break past the guards. They promised me Itachi and Shisui were aware of my visits (they took my name and everything), but they were too busy. They assured me they were sure they would find me at the orphanage when they could.

 

And there was no word from Uncle Shikaku either. The matron confirmed no family had stepped forward to claim me. It was difficult seeing children collected by relatives, but remaining left behind. I became disheartened. Soon my expeditions out of the orphanage slowed, and stopped as I accepted my situation. I felt numb.

 

I was told to start preparing for school again, and was given civilian workbooks. I corrected the worker, explaining my status as a second year at the ninja academy, which seemed to surprise them. Most eyed me wearily after that, whereas one eyed me with interest.

 

“You know, I always wanted to be a shinobi.”

 

I blinked at her. She was plain, with the standard carer uniform, and looked every bit a civilian. She sat down beside me as I perched on a wall, reading a book. It was a story book from the library, simple enough, but it passed the time.

 

“Yes, but I never had the talent. I failed the entrance exam. But you? So young and already in second year! Do you enjoy it.”

 

“It’s okay,” I hummed, trying not to pay attention. The workers showed little interest in the children, as they were so over worked, so her attention made me nervous.

 

“I’m sure you do! It looks so fun! And imagine your life as a shinobi, you’ll have so many adventures! And to think, you’ll get to leave this miserable place in two years! Once you graduate, that is!”

 

“What?” My head jerked in her direction.

 

“Oh, I’m sorry!” She didn’t sound it, “I thought you knew? Once you graduate form the Academy, you are considered an adult. The orphanage will no longer have a place for you.” She looked at me with faux pity.

 

My mind reeled. Was it that simple? All I had to do was graduate, then I could have my freedom back? I already knew I was capable enough to care for myself, but I was bound by the rules of society. The orphanage was crippling me, and I needed an out.

 

Lost in my thoughts, I didn’t even reply to her, but she seemed satisfied our conversation had come to a close, and left without even a goodbye.

 

It was just over two months since the incident that the Academy started back again. My class was a chatter of excitement, everyone happy to see their friends again. Thankfully, there were no casualties in my year, however others had lost parents or siblings. I was the only one truly alone, though.

 

The main change in dynamic, however, had to do with the Uchiha. While there were only three in my year, our sensei seemed a little different with them, being very short and singling them out during questions. It was subtle, though, and I doubt the other children in the class had noticed yet. For some reason it made me angry, as there seemed to be no reason, but I had to suppress it for now. I had things to do.

 

“Sensei? Might I have a moment of your time?” I asked, after the last class at the end of the first week.

 

“Ah, Erena-chan. I have been meaning to speak to you. I heard about your parents. If you need anything, please do not hesitate to ask.” He looked at me with a kind smile.

 

“Um, thank you Sensei. That is kind of you...I have been doing some thinking, and...did you know I was placed in the orphanage?” He nodded. “I am not well suited to it, and I have learned I will no longer be a ward of the state once I graduate as a genin. As such, I would like to formally quest that I did the graduation examination at the soonest possible availability.” I kept my posture rigid. I could not show my nerves. If this failed I could not consider the alternative. Part of me kept thinking this was a bad idea, against every agreement I ever had with my parents in regards to the Academy... they were so careful with me and my progress. But they were gone now.

 

Sensei sighed. “Erena-chan. I understand it is hard. You have been through a massive loss...but you are not ready. Many of the skills required have not even been taught yet. For example, the clone technique-“ I rapidly went through the hand seals, and produced the perfect clone “uh, and the transformation technique-“ I transformed my clone into a perfect copy of Sensei. “And replacement-“ I replaced myself with a pencil, which had been left on a desk, and sat sitting on the surface with perfect posture. I cocked my head at Sensei, who stared at me with wide eyes.

 

“Please, Sensei. I promise you I have all the necessary skills. I will take any written and practical test, and I can promise you I will receive full marks...I need to graduate.”

 

He seemed dumbfounded. I think I broke him.

 

After a few minutes to get over his shock, he agreed. On Monday, I was taken away to sit the final year written examination (which I received full marks in twenty minutes, a new record) and a practical assault course assessment (haphazardly put together, however simple compared with the efforts my dad out me through). I had a hitai-ate grasped in my hands by midday. I was informed that, due to my graduating outside of normal timing, I would receive a temporary assignment (likely genin corp) until teams were assigned.

 

I walked home with a sense of purpose, and small sense of achievement. While I did not feel I ‘achieved’ anything in particular with the examinations, I had achieved some kind of semblance of my life back. Soon, I would be by myself, and run my own life.

 

I entered the orphanage, and made my way to the Matrons office. I would not be leaving until I had an apartment, however I needed to inform her of my change in circumstance. Her assistant put hold me to wait, as she had a guest, so I sat in silence. Soon, the door slid open and the Matron appeared.

 

“Ah, Nakahara-chan. How fortuitous. We were just talking about you. Please come in.” I sat up and entered the room. In front of the Matrons desk was an elderly man, in plain but well made robes, he was heavily bandaged, especially one side of the face. His chakra felt a little...tainted? But other than that he had a calm, but stern, demeanour.

 

“Danzo-sama, this is Nakahara Erena. Nakahara-chan, please meet Danzo Shimura. He is an esteemed member of the council, and good friend to the orphanage. Please excuse me, I believe you have a lot to talk about.” She bowed to Danzo before leaving, sliding the door closed behind her. He turned to assess me, with his one uncovered eye. I felt suddenly nervous.

 

“So, Erena. I have heard you graduated today?”

Notes:

Sorrynotsorry...

Chapter 9: Shadows arc: part 2

Notes:

Mild bad language. Erena be mad.

Chapter Text

I learned three things about Shimura Danzo very quickly.

 

One: He is full of his own self importance.

 

I had been watching him talk to himself for at least half an hour...I stopped listening after about five minutes, so he definitely wasn’t talking to me. To say he was boring was an understatement. Blah blah protect Konoha...blah blah become strong...blah blah work in the shadows. It was a dark and twisty version of the Academy mantra. He had clearly been having an angsty day when he got that lesson, and it just stuck. Now don’t get me wrong, protecting Konoha is all good and well, but this was obsessive. Live a little, please.

 

I spent most of the time staring at his shaggy hair and wishing there was a pair of scissors present.

 

Two: He was full of shit.

 

“...word of your impressive skill has reached me. To sit and pass the Genin test only a week after resuming lessons? It makes one wonder what other skills you have up your sleeve. Your potential is outstanding, and so you are to be placed within my organisation. You shall be the roots from which Konoha grows. We can tap into your potential-train you and challenge you in ways you cannot imagine.”

 

Okay, so...several problems here...

 

Word of your skill has reached me.’ Clearly he had spies present. Academy or orphanage? Likely both. Considering he was here before I had made it back, there’s something afoot. Perhaps he was even to thank for me taking the test so quick after approaching sensei...I had fully expected to wait until the next intake, but a few days? And being the only pupil? It smelled more fishy than a seafood platter.

 

And his organisation? Not the village? Personal agenda, much? Someone wants to be king of the castle. If this wasn’t a way to stroke a fragile ego, I didn’t know what was.

 

However, if he did have his own organisation, how did he get to that level of power? The Hokage must have known about this-it was too big a thing to go under the radar. And if it was legitimate, why didn’t everyone know about it? Everyone knew about ANBU, and that was meant to be super secret...so something more secret than super secret rang immediate alarm bells.

 

And who recruits a seven year old? Sure, I may have outed myself as a prodigy, but I was still a child. As far as most people knew I still had to grow mentally and emotionally. A child’s personality isn’t set, and they still had to become the person they were meant to be...or maybe that was the point?

 

Who is more malleable than a child?

 

“I thank you for the consideration, Shimura-sama. But I must decline. I am expected in the Genin corps tomorrow and I am very much looking forward to it,” I replied, trying to place a considerate look in my face.

 

Three: He didn’t accept no for an answer.

 

He smiled, small and dark. “You misunderstand. This is not an offer, but an order. The Genin corps is not expecting you. You are now a shinobi of Konoha, and your orders are to report to me. We shall be leaving immediately. The matron is collecting your belongings.”

 

And that was that.

 

Looking back, there were several ways I could have reacted. I could have ran, I could have argued, I could have screamed...but even then, I could not have escaped. My fate was decided when the orphanage worker planted the seed in my head, and sealed when I approached sensei to sit the graduation test early. I had no support structure, no one to miss me, and no one to stand up for me. I wondered how many other children from the orphanage had been lost this way.

 

I didn’t even reply to him. I stared with wide eyes, resigned. I was too shocked to formulate a reply, and it was probably the first time in my life I didn’t try and argue myself out of something. I think part of me knew there was no point. I had made too many mistakes, been too cocky, not listened to my mother. How did she know what was hidden in the shadows? 

 

I took a breath and moved my eyes to look at the floor. As they did, I noticed a pleased expression in Danzos face.

 

“Come,” he said, and opened the room doors, gesturing for me to walk out first. As I did, I noticed two dark dressed shinobi that hadn’t been there when we I entered the room. They were dressed in black head to toe, and a blank look on their pale faces. It looked like hey hadn’t seen sunlight for years...

 

On second thought...

 

“Shimura-sama, I really must-“

 

Before I could say more, I felt a quick jab to the back of my neck, and I knew no more.


 

There are many ways in which one could describe ROOT.

 

I had one: Dark.

 

I woke up in a dark room, lit only by a single torch. The bed was covered with scratchy brown linen-it hardly seemed worth calling it a sheet. By the closed door stood two shinobi-they may have been the same two I encountered earlier, but were now dressed in a black hood and had white porcelain masks covering their faces.

 

“Um...hello? So sorry to bother you, but could someone turn the light on?” I asked. Introducing myself seemed a bit redundant if they were guarding me. They did not move a muscle or acknowledge me in anyway. “No? Okay then. You could have just said.” I pouted petulantly. “I guess the dark isn’t so bad, you know, if you don’t like to see.”

 

No reply. Nothing.

 

I sat on the bed and stared at them for a few minutes, weighing up my options. I was about to attempt to walk out the door (which was likely pointless, but I’d maybe get some reaction), when the door opened. A man entered, he was dressed much the same as the others but with no mask. He was young, perhaps in his mid teens, with dark hair and classically handsome features-which seemed muted by a lack of expression. I felt my stomach drop as I looked at him-if these bland shinobi were the standard for ROOT, did they expect the same of me?

 

“This way,” he ordered, and I followed. There was no introduction, and no greeting of any way. Manners, much? We walked down a dark corridor, making a few turnings. We entered a large room, which seemed to be an indoor training hall. It was similar to the Academy, in terms of size and equipment, however with a few dark stains marring the floor in several areas. It didn’t take a genius to guess what that was.

 

“This is training room three. I will assess your taijutsu skills, then I shall assess your ninjutsu skills. From here we will develop a training schedule. It will be physically and mentally exhausting. Do not expect rest. Once your foundations are firm, special skills will then be developed, and your role will be decided. You have been chosen as ROOT-it is an honour to serve Danzo-sama. He expects much, and you shall exceed his expectations at every step, or suffer the consequences. Do you understand?”

 

And so began Hell Week.

 

By ‘assessing my skills’, he meant beating me into a pulp. He’d then heal me, then beat me up some more. At first I tried to hold back, to make myself seem weak and useless and make them change their minds about my suitability, but he simply hurt me in ways I could not previously imagine if I could not fight back to an adequate level. After a few sessions, and being brutalised in a number of ways, I got angry and fought back- hard. When I managed to break his nose, we stopped with taijutsu, and moved onto ninjutsu. I’d like to say this was an improvement, but I would be lying. I was burned, crushed and drowned...and that was just the first hour.

 

It was only when my chakra was depleted, that I was escorted back to my room. The guards were missing, and a tray with food and water was placed near the entrance.

 

“Eat and sleep. You will find fresh clothes folded on your bed. We will resume tomorrow.”

 

This cycle continued for the next four days. On day two I tried to sass the pants off of him. I received no response except a broken jaw-which he didn’t heal for several hours. On day three I tried nothing but evasive techniques, and this ended up with two broken femurs. On day four I tried to be as vindictive in my attacks as I could, but this seemed to please him. On day five I gave up, and did as ordered.

 

At the end of our final session, after I was healed, I was taken to another area I had not ventured yet. This was up a few levels, and was much busier. There were several shinobi of various ages, some in masks, some without, going about their business. No one paid attention to us.

 

We entered an office area, guarded by more of the dark robed statues, and my assessor knocked on a door. A muffled voice informed us to enter. Sitting at the desk was none other than his chief shadiness, Shimura Danzo. I had an urge to smack his face, but I didn’t have a death wish.

 

“Ah, Riichi. This is unexpected, I was not expecting you for at least a week. Report.”

 

My tormentor, Riichi, kneeled in front of the desk. I stood still.

 

“I have assessed the new recruit to the best of my ability. Despite her size, her taijutsu skills are adequate. Where she lacks strength, she uses strategy. She prefers a defensive stance, however her offensive attacks are satisfactory. I would classify her at mid chuunin level.” Danzo hummed thoughtfully. “Her array of ninjutsu is impressive, with excellent chakra reserves. She clearly has an affinity for water techniques, however I suspect she has a dual affinity with earth. She can also perform low ranking wind and fire techniques. Her knowledge is greater than most low level jounin ,” another thoughtful hum. “Her speed and agility requires work, however I believe she will make good progress. She shows no preference to genjutsu. She has a strategic mind, and does not utilise fatal techniques. Even in anger, this could not be evoked.” He stilled for a moment, appearing to think carefully. “I believe her to be emotional and too independent for core training. An individual approach would be recommended. However, should her conditioning be successful, she will be an exceptional recruit.”

 

The room was quiet as Danzo regarded me.

 

“Well, Nakahara...it seems you have been keeping many things from your sensei.” You have no idea. “Would you like to add anything?”

 

I should have stayed quiet, but after nearly a week of physical and psychological torture, I had had enough. I was cracking. I was angry. And I just didn’t care.

 

“You are a sadistic, one eyed saggy scrotum with a limp dick and I hope your next shit is a pineapple.”

 

I received no reply, and only saw the shocked reaction for half a second before I was knocked out, but it was worth it.

 


 

 

For future reference, I do not advise ROOT conditioning. Zero out of ten. Would not recommend.

 

And when you take ROOT conditioning, on an individual basis, and a pinch of Shimura Danzos personal training? Well...that shit gonna hurt.

 

Riichis Hell Week was like a summer vacation after the next few years. I hardly ever left the ROOT compound, and never saw daylight. I did not socialise or speak to anyone unless it was a direct question related to my training. There were no breaks, and I didn’t touch a book for two years. And I loved my books.

 

They tried to make me forget my name. They called me Hibari. I suppose this was a way of dissociating me, but it didn’t work. I responded to Hibari (eventually), but I knew who I was.

 

They bombarded me with training-from taijutsu, ninjutsu and kenjutsu. I did not have any talent for genjutsu beyond the odd C rank technique, so this was ignored. ROOT specialised in the tanto, and I found I did not mind it.

 

They tried to make me forget who I was. They seemed to couple physical exhaustion with mental torture. It started subtle-with my isolation and lack of use of my name, and constant physical activity, my barriers were down. They then added in sleep deprivation, which further effected my mental state. I became fatigued and disoriented for a large amount of the time. I was criticised by my trainers, and became to loathe myself. I had private sessions with Danzo, where he would encourage and praise my progress. I began to look forward to these, to trust Danzo. During our conversations, he tried to manipulate my memories of my parents, and it was at that point I opened my eyes. Had I not been so self aware, it may have worked. But I loved my parents, and I would allow nothing to change that. If it were not for them, I would have been lost. After that, I played their games, and allowed them to think I was broken. I was a superb actress. Soon the brain washing stopped, and they thought they had ensnared me.

 

They tried to make me utilised lethal techniques, going as far as blackmailing me, but I resisted all of their efforts. It irked them, but I felt victorious in a place without victory.

 

They trained me on strategy, espionage and sabotage. I took to those like a fish to water. I already knew I had a natural predilection to sabotage (read: pranks), but learning about it on an industrial scale was fascinating. As much as I loathed to admit it, I actually enjoyed one part of my training. I was not destined to be a front line fighter (despite clear skill), and found Danzo pleased with my progress in these areas.

 

As part of these lessons, he would get me to play Shogi with him. I hated these times, as it felt like an insult to the time I spent with my mother. It tainted Shoji somehow, even if I could not allow them to see how I felt. However, it let me learn Danzo, and I could not refuse that opportunity, so I carried on, and kept things interesting so they would continue.

 

During these lessons, I showed my wit to Danzo. I was careful not to show too much personality, but I would jib him on occasion, as cordially as I could manage. I think Danzo must have had a soft spot for me, as he accepted small amount of banter, even though the conditioning was officially deemed a success.

 

“Ah, Danzo-sama. You should hurry with your defence, or I will have check mate in three moves,” I ribbed. I was ten years old and trouncing my superior easily. “You’ve taught me too well.”

 

“Quiet, Hibari. Distracting your opponent is not the key to winning at Shogi. Show retraint.” I gave him a small fake-smile in return.

 

He continued to ponder his move, but he was clearly struggling. He was a quick, aggressive player, and had no interest in the long game. I beat him in three moves, as I predicted.

 

“Check mate, Danzo-sama.” I stood and bowed to leave. Once our game was over, there was never any further discussion, and I was to resume my studies.

 

“Hibari, tomorrow you will come to my office at seven hundred hours. You have a mission. Ensure you visit the stock room, you will be issued with the standard uniform and mask. Dismissed.”

 

I blinked at him and nodded. I had not had a true mission before now. I was not part of any team, and had been kept largely away from the main forces. I had been outside seven times before-at night only-to practice skills in the open. They had not given me any indication that my training was to be at a close.

 

“Yes, Danzo-sama.” I bowed and left.

 

I carefully walked down the corridor, suppressing the skip in my step. There had been very little change for me in almost three years, and it seemed like it would never end. I promised myself I would not wither and die in the dark, and this was the first step to liberation...it was a long way off, but I was excited. And ROOT were not allowed to be excited.

 

As I rounded the corner, heading to my quarters, I noticed a flash of silver hair in the corner of my eyes-not something I had previously seen, with the ROOT love of hooded cloaks. True enough, I saw an agent with ridiculous silver hair and dog mask...and a familiar chakra signature. It was one I had not felt in years, but I had been around it before enough to be recognisable.

 

I stopped to stare, and tilted my head, face carefully blank. The dog masked ROOT agent stopped and stilled, and I could only guess he was staring at me, too.

 

“Grumpy-san?”

Chapter 10: Shadows arc: part 3

Notes:

More bad language. It’s gonna be a thing.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I never expected to see anyone from my life before in these halls. ROOT agents were a certain type of person. I saw them as more machine than man. The thought of anyone I knew joining the ranks made me sick at the thought. Even for a small acquaintance like Hatake Kakashi.

 

Sure, he seemed to have a permanent frown and a stick up his ass, but he was Minato’s student, and that counted for something. Minato was more than fond of him, so there was obviously something more to him than I had seen. Had Minato still been alive, I knew Kakashi would not have been here. And even then, someone as well known and respected like him had choices...a choice I didn’t have. To choose to join ROOT? Who would do that?

 

“Nakahara?” I heard him whisper. I stilled. Walls had ears, especially in a place like this. I had already made a mistake with his nickname, but use of my actual name would have had dire consequences. I had spent too long creating my persona to slip up now.

 

“I’m sorry, I believe you must be mistaken. My name is Hibari,” I kept my face bland and voice steady.

 

“No, I know you. Your name is Nakahara Erena,” His voice was slightly louder, and firm-almost like he was trying to convince himself.

 

“There is no Nakahara Erena. I am Hibari.”

 

“That is...not correct,” he sounded lost. I couldn’t see his face, but I didn’t need to to know he was confused. “I haven’t seen you since...” he stopped for a moment, “for years. But I would not forget. And you recognise me. Tell me why you are here?”

 

“I must have been mistaken. I apologise. Please excuse me, I have a mission to prepare for.” I bowed slightly and attempted to walk past him. As I did, he grabbed my arm firmly, causing me to look at him. Keeping my face still right there was one of the most difficult things I have ever done. All I wanted to do was give him some kind of signal-a pleading look, or even a comforting smile...but I knew I couldn’t. If I did, I may have signed my own death warrant.

 

When he release me, I didn’t even make a comment and continued walking away. I knew he was still looking at me. I could sense it. Instead of heading to the inventory, I walked straight to my quarters. Thankfully I had a room to myself-a privilege of Danzos attention.

 

Once the door was closed I shuddered and collapsed on the floor.

 

“Fuck.”

 


 

The next morning, I made my way to Danzo’s office, as ordered. I tried to out my interaction with Kakashi out of my head. No good could come of it, and I couldn’t allow my deception to be outed. A part of me also knew that if Kakashi joined ROOT of his own free will, he could not be trusted. If his loyalties were now with Danzo, he was not the man I thought he was. The man Minato thought he was.

 

When I entered the room, there were two other agents present with Danzo. They were mid teens, perhaps early twenties. One was pale with dark features, as was characteristic with most ROOT. The other had sandy hair and an obvious tan. Interesting...

 

“Hibari, take a seat,” Danzo motioned to the last remaining chair in the room opposite his desk. “These are agents Kama and Kawaita. They are to be your teammates on this mission.”

 

The assignment was meant to be a simple one, but I thought it particularly harsh considering it was my first mission, and my first time in a foreign country. I was to infiltrate the Kazekages residence as a maid, and observe only. I was to observe the household, their schedules, guests, and gather any information that I could without breaking my cover. Kawaita was an agent whom has been placed in Suna long term...he had a reputation as a go-between for smuggled wears, but had a good reputation with the palace kitchens as he could source ingredients and beverages no one else could. I suspected this was gearing up to a poisoning venture in future, but I didn’t dare mouth thoughts. Due to his contacts in the palace, I was to take the role of a cousin he wanted to save from a hideous arranged child marriage, but needed employment to support herself.

 

I couldn’t help but wonder why I was chosen for this. I was technically a rookie. No experience of missions behind me-infiltration or otherwise-and I had no true combat experience. The only ways I could contribute were due to my analytical mind and acting skills...but only I knew how good they really were. I had read a lot about Suna and the other nations to know I would not fit in. My hair was too dark, my skin far too pale, and I had no experience with the accent. I had read enough messages to pick up dialect variances, but that would not be enough to allow for successful infiltration.

 

“You have one week to prepare,” Danzo explained. “Kawaita will be your tutor. He will teach you everything you do not already know. We will also aid in changing your appearance-a henge can be discovered, so we will be changing your hair to match his, and cosmetics to darken your skin, until it adapts.” I nodded.

 

“Kama will be your handler. You will report to him every three days. Any change in mission direction will come from him, and only him. He is aware of your skills and capabilities. Any questions?”

 

“What is the overall objective?” I asked. I had been given no instruction on any specific type of intel required.

 

“Irrelevant,” he snapped. I get it, it’s above my station, whatever.

 

I was handed a folder with mission details to read. The next few days were spent with Kawaita, mainly in one of the individual training rooms. He taught me accents and speech patterns, and little things like slang to help me. My walk also had to be adapted, as it apparently gave away too much in regards to shinobi training. He also taught me what duties I would be expected in the palace, and Suna-specific ways of doing them. I found myself respecting his knowledge and skill-he worked his role seamlessly. Every so often he would show me examples of his role, and for an agent of ROOT, he managed playing human extremely well. He was slippery with a dirty sense of humour-I probably would have liked him.

 

A few days before I was due to leave, my hair was bleached and dyed to the same shade as Kawaita. I queried my roots showing as hair grew, but they had used a chemical to stop hair growth...when I returned, my hair would be removed and then it would regrow. I was never overly vain, but I was dreading when this would happen. A cosmetic dye was also painted over my whole body...my skin, pale white through years of lack of sunlight, now looked healthy and tanned. I was given specialised pills to boost skin melanin production, so it would be natural once the dye wore off. ROOT were nothing if not thorough.

 

After my transformation, I headed to Danzo’s office for a final debrief. He was in a meeting when I arrived. Shortly after, the door opened and Kakashi walked out. He spotted me for a brief second, head flinched in the shortest of double takes, then walked right past me. Part of me was torn at this, but the other half was relieved-if he had said something outside of Danzo’s office, with the door open, it would have been disastrous.

 

“Hibari, enter.”

 

I walked in, bowed, and sat down as he motioned to the seat in front.

 

“As expected, Kawaita is impressed with your progress.” I bowed my head, as would be expected from praise. “Before you leave, there is one final thing I must do.”

 

He opened up a drawer on his desk, pulled out a cloth parcel, then walked over to me.

 

“The protection of ROOT is imperative. If we are found out, our mission to protect Konoha will fail and we will put Konoha at risk. There can be no risk of information leak, do you understand?” I nodded, as I was expected to do nothing else. He was on one of his self indulgent monologues again, I could tell. Just get on with it, please. “We have ways to ensure that, even in capture, ROOT will be protected. Until now, you were my apprentice. Now, you are my agent. This will mark your integration into the main ranks of ROOT. You should be proud.”

 

Proud? Of what, you wrinkled mop haired buffoon? Putting up with your shit for the past few years?

 

“Open your mouth.”

 


 

 

I wanted to kill Danzo. No, I wanted to scoop Danzos remaining eye out with a rusty spoon, take off his shoes and make him walk a mile through barbed senbon. Then kill him. And as someone who abhors killing in any way, that’s saying something.

 

He put a seal on my tongue. No one places seals on me.

 

Sure, mental and physical torture. Whatever. But seals are mine.

 

I had not used seals since becoming part of ROOT. I kept that to myself. I needed something that was mine, that they couldn’t have. But I still kept learning. Even if I didn’t write or practice, the ROOT library had several interesting books that could be manipulated into my seals, when I escaped them and had the freedom to continue.

 

And then he took my one and only thing, and placed a twisted cursed seal on my tongue? Linked it to a tenketsu point and I was going to be okay with that?

 

Fuck that for a laugh.

 

The seal was good, I’d give him that. There was a paralysis trigger if you tried to meddle with it, and a deeper suicide trigger. It had claws into my chakra system.

 

But while it was good, I was better.

 

It only took me twenty-three minutes, a mirror, perfect chakra control, a slightly burned tongue and some burned fingers before it was disabled. I was able to direct chakra to my fingertips to burn and manipulate the seal in a way that ink would not have sufficed. Instead of removing it, I disabled key points, making it inert. But, unless expanded and examined, it was still present and looked untouched to the untrained eye.

 

If I wasn’t already angry, now I was seething. So far I had concentrated in surviving, but now this meant payback. I would have settled for simply escaping ROOT before, but now I wanted Danzo to suffer. And suffer in the knowledge it was me. He made a mistake when he took me, and I was going to show him.

 

I needed to plan. I needed more information-his weaknesses and his desires, and then I was going to turn them against him. I was going to have to be patient, but that was okay. I am a vindictive little bitch.

 

I’ll be the best agent he has, and he won’t even see me coming.

 



 

Interlude

 

Itachi stood proud as he was handed his Hitai-ate.

 

He had only been attending the Academy for four months, but he graduated rookie of the year. While early graduation was no longer common place, outside of war, his father had pushed for it. And as he could not remain at the normal pace, he fulfilled his fathers wishes.

 

“Well, Itachi-kun, I hope you are proud of yourself,” his sensei gushed. “You broke the record on the physical component-I’ve never seen such perfect kunai throws!” Itachi nodded, with a small pleased smile. He knew he had done well. “And full marks on the written! Almost a record, but a few years ago a little kunoichi completed it even faster! She must have been your age, too. You can’t have everything, I suppose!” The sensei laughed.

 

Itachi smiled amiably in response, but had a little tingling in the back of his head. A seven year old prodigious kunoichi...there were no village rumours to that effect in recent years. When he was friends with Erena, she taught him the importance of rumours and news. You had to take them with a pinch of salt, but all information was useful, and information gave you power...he missed her.

 

After the Kyuubi attack, he had not been allowed out of his mother’s sight, but Shisui had informed him that their house had been demolished by one of the Kyuubi’s tails. There could have been no survivors. He grieved for her and her family, but it gave him a sense of purpose and never forgot her lessons.

 

“Sensei, might I enquire, whom is the kunoichi I share the records with?” He asked, curiosity getting the better of him. Knowledge is power, after all.

 

“Oh, the little spitfire! Her name was Nakahara Erena-you should keep an eye out for her, what a team you would make!”

 

Itachi’s stomach dropped.

 

“What the f-“

Notes:

A little bit shorter than normal, but some important things going on!

Itachi’s interlude is a little treat for a reviewer-it doesn’t quite answer some of your questions, but we’ll get there! Every so often I’ll add in little snippets from other characters, as they’ll be important to explaining Erena’s story.

Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 11: Shadows arc: part 4

Notes:

Bad language, obv.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Suna was hot.

 

I had experienced warm summer days (albeit not in the last couple of years), but they had nothing on this. I could literally feel the sun scorching my skin, and the wind simply exacerbated the heat. It was hot and dry and miserable, and I wanted to go home.

 

Not that I could or would voice my complaints. My feelings were irrelevant. No one cared about the comfort of the little worker bees, as long as you got the job done.

 

I had been in Suna for about three months now. I had successfully infiltrated the palace, thanks to Kawaitas back story. I played the mousy, quiet little girl, nervous of her own shadow...it was about as far from my personality as I could go. I acted too timid to socialise, so it wasn’t too hard a role in the end. All I had to do was follow instructions, squeak replies and avoid eye contact. The older female servants found me particularly ‘cute’ and several of them tried to take me under their wing...no doubt feeling pity for me due to my terrible experiences in escaping the clutches of a disgusting husband four times my age.

 

My duties were minor (cleaning rooms and collecting used dishes and clothing), but allowed me access to most of the palace. As I was not a personal servant, I hardly ever was in the same room at the Kazekage, his family or visiting officials, but I soon learned that servant gossip as a good a source of intel as any other. They were constantly trading stories between each other, finding excitement in every new event of the household-whether it be the new hairstyle choices of the kazekages daughter, or the visiting dignitary from Stone. No one gave any consideration to the presence of servants in the room, but they listened and paid attention well enough to understand a lot of the goings on.

 

I ensured my reports were detailed and thorough, no information was left out. Within this time, I had mapped out the daily routine of the Kazekage, most of his family, guard and servant rotations. I identified several key players of the council, their preferences in refreshments and their key duties. And thanks to the busy body natures of my fellow servants, key strategies and movements in Sunas political atmosphere.

 

Every so often Kama would hand me a scroll asking for specific information or tasks-anything from gathering reports on a specific politicians family, a certain guards skills or even a character report on the Kazekages middle child. Certain tasks were more difficult and occasionally took a few weeks to get the information, but all requests were fulfilled.

 

While I was sure I had a talent for this, I began to get bored. I was not suited to a servants life. I had been given no indication as to when my mission would be deemed over. Part of me worried Danzo would keep me here on a permanent basis, as he had done with Kawaita.

 

On one of my information exchanges, Kama gave me a scroll. “Danzo-sama is calling your post to end. Read the scroll, then you are to leave. Ensure no one will suspect any foul play. You have four days and then we will return to Konoha. Understood?”

 

“I understand.” He nodded and disappeared.

 

The new mission directives asked me to attempt to copy the seal on the Kazekages youngest son, in as much detail as possible. It was no secret that he was the Ichibi Jinchuriki...but he was under heavy guard. He was only three years old, but already had a reputation. The servants preferred to avoid him, scared of him and his aura. I had never been in his general vicinity before...so being in a position to copy his seal would be difficult.

 

The next two days I set up a story for my disappearance. There were rumours that my ‘betrothed’ had found where my uncle had placed me, and was coming to collect what he was due. I acted more jittery and air headed than usual, and the matrons ate it up. I became ‘lost’ around the palace, making mistakes...everyone put it down to nerves.

 

One day three, I accidentally entered the Kazekages youngest sones private quarters. I had never been here before. The room was bare, and a small red headed child sat on the centre of the bed, staring at me. His face reminded me of ROOT members, still and emotionless. Seeing it on such a tiny child was slightly disconcerting, and I could see why the servants felt uneasy around him.

 

Suddenly, a wave of killing intent hit me. It was disgusting. It felt like evil and anger and despair and rotten flesh rolled into one. I had experienced killing intent many times in my training, but I didn’t know it could trigger such an intense emotional response...maybe because ROOT were emotionless themselves, so they could not project something on this scale? I almost collapsed to the floor, and held back the want to vomit.

 

“Get out,” the Jinchūriki said quietly. I didn’t hesitate.

 

I felt the room and ran down the corridor, breathing heavily. I stopped only once I found a small alcove. What in the hell was that? Whatever that...thing was, it wasn’t a child. That felt like a demon itself. A Jinchūriki was meant to contain the tailed beast, not become it.

 

Did Danzo know? If he did, then he knew my new assignment was going to fail. I had no doubt that I would be dead before getting close enough to examining anything on his body. But I also could not fail. I needed Danzo to trust me, and for that I had to excel in everything. I needed a think.

 

On my final day, I hinted to my ‘mother figures’ I was at the end of my tether and would soon be running away. I made sure they knew I appreciated them. My act was so convincing I made one scullery maid cry and hug me so hard I almost lost feeling in my arms. They were good simple people. Considering I had never spent a lot of time around civilians before, I found them endearing. They were driven by their hearts and I wanted to protect them...but that wasn’t my job right now.

 

By nightfall I left my lodgings, and made my way to the Jinchuriki’s room, suppressing my chakra and using every trick in stealth I knew. I could sense shinobi guards around, so created a distraction using small explosion tags. Once they left, I slipped into the room. The child was in the same position, as though he had no moved at all. Despite it being the middle of the night, he was completely awake. The killing intent hit me again, but this time I was prepared.

 

“Get out.”

 

Not this time. I threw a small ball at him-It was inconspicuous. It resembled nothing but a children’s play thing. He caught it gracefully, before it hit his head, scowling at me. The killing intent filled the air further, it felt...thicker. Then it immediately stopped and child felt backward onto the bed, unconscious.

 

I had drawn a powerful knockout seal into the seams of the ball-invisible to the naked eye without a magnifying glass. It did not matter where in the body it hit, or if it remained in contact. Once it made contact with skin, the seal transferred to the body. It was only temporary, and any evidence of the seal would disappear within the hour. It was a dangerous move, as I had not used seals in years, but the knowledge never faded. Obviously, this would be left out of the report, but I could not see any other way of successfully getting access to the Jinchuriki seal, and still live with my limited timeframe.

 

I went up to him and immediately set to work. The seal should be somewhere on him abdomen, so I lift up his tunic. Sure enough, with a little chakra influx, it became visible.

 

What the actual fuck!” I couldn’t help but whisper.

 

The seal was not a seal. It was a monstrosity. It was incomplete to a dangerous effect. The bijuu was physically restrained, but the spiritual energy was open. No wonder this child was feared...

 

I sat a scroll out and copied most of the seal, as commanded. I drew as if I was an amateur with no sealing experience. Lines hastily drawn, bridges haphazard, symbols so sloppy they will likely be misinterpreted...I wasn’t giving Danzo anything on a platter.

 

As I finished, I packed up and stared at the seal on the child. I should just leave, mission complete, and hurry on back to my little cozy room in ROOT...But this was a child, tormented daily, kept in the dark...

 

Fuck it. Let your conscience be your guide.

 

I kept my brush out, and fixed the seal. I had to be quick, but any mistake would be catastrophic. My knock out tag was wearing off, and I could start to see a flicker of eyelids. Finally happy, I infused my chakra into the ink, activating the changes. I didn’t expect the chakra drain to be as intense as it was, and I stumbled back. I felt light headed and woozy, but I still had to get out of the palace.

 

I didn’t wait to see if I was successful, and vaulted out of the window. I body flickered over the rooftops, praying I wasn’t seen. If there was a fight, I had no chance in my current state.

 

I made it out of the village walls, and to the rendezvous point. As soon as I saw Kama, I practically collapsed.

 

“By your appearance, I presume you encountered trouble? My instructions to avoid suspicion of our presence here were quite clear,” he drawled.

 

“Trust me. No one will believe I had anything to do with anything that happened here.”

 

He regarded me for a moment.

 

“Clearly your fitness level has suffered due to your civilian life for such a journey to tire you. Now get up, I will accept no laziness or delay on returning to Konoha.”

 

My body cried in fatigue. What a jackass.


When we returned to Konoha, we made our way straight to Danzo’s office to debrief. For a man that showed little in the way of praise, I could tell he was pleased with my performance. I was directed to another agent who would ‘physically decontaminate me.’ In other words, remove all traces of my visit to Suna. My head was shaved to the scalp and skin scrubbed within an inch of its life. I has allowed two days of rest before my next assignment.

 

Over the next few months I was given a variety of infiltration missions...clearly I had made an impression. Sometimes they were several weeks long, some were only a few hours. I was placed anywhere from the homes of nobility to simple bar work. Sometimes I had a specific target to monitor, other times it was general observation. Occasionally I worked with a team-with other ROOT agents helping me fulfil a specific role, but I found their skills often lacking and I would take lead. You can’t rip the personality from someone then expect them to easily create a convincing new one. Sometimes I worried my acting skills would make Danzo suspicious of me, but he seemed to take pride, claiming his ‘personal care in direction and training’ was the reason for my success.

 

My favourite mission was one to Kumo, where I was entered into a Shogi competition. The mission objective was to use my access to the Hidden Village to observe their forces...I was not expected to succeed in the competition and was told not to bring attention to myself. But me being me, I let my competitive nature out, and thrashed the rest of the contestants. Unexpectedly, the Raikage invited me to a match. I was warned prior that I should accept the challenge but lose to him...but I didn’t. He was a ruthless and decisive player, but sacrificed too many of his pieces for one attack. I saw through his move easily. I expected some form of repercussion from him , but instead was personally complimented for my tenacity and skill.

 

After that, I developed a reputation for ignoring mission directions...Danzo attempted to punish me (word of advice: ROOT punishment sucks, avoid), but he could not argue with the results. Every assignment was completed, and my cover was never blown. Even if the mission went sideways, and escape was the only option (please note, this only ever happened when I was partnered with unskilled agents who ended up getting themselves caught), I still ensured everyone escaped unscathed and useful intelligence retrieval.

 

In order to not be seen allowing a member of ROOT to be subordinate, Danzo let me design my own mission parameters, as long as the objective was completed. It allowed me access to mission and personnel files, that I did not even know existed.

 

It was here I ‘accidentally’ access Hatake Kakashi’s file and ongoing mission. Little shit was spying on the Hokage.

 

After this, it became my mission to sabotage Hatake whenever possible. Immature, maybe, but he was being stupid. Whether it be planting incorrect intel in his mission briefs, tripping him in corridors using my own special blend of ninja wire...to even managing to circulate a village wide rumour of a micro-penis.

 

Then one day, when casually walking through an empty corridor in the ROOT HQ, I was suddenly grabbed and pulled into an empty room, held to the wall by an angry looking Hatake.

 

“Listen here, I don’t know what you are playing but it’s going to stop. I have no proof, but I know enough about your antics to know it was you.”

 

“I have no idea what you could mean, Hatake-sama. Has something happened?” I kept my face as still as possible, but inside I was giggling.

 

“Enough of this act. You may have Danzo fooled, but you forget I know you from before you joined ROOT.”

 

“There is nothing before ROOT.”

 

Hatake slammed a hand to the wall. “I said enough!”

 

I felt my face slide into a sneer. You want it, you got it. “And what are you going to do, tell Danzo-sama on me? You have no idea what kind of man you are dealing with. I know what he wants from you, and I can guarantee you are in over your head.”

 

“Over my head? Ha. This coming from a ten year old? You have experienced nothing of the world.”

 

“Maybe not, but I have experienced enough of Danzo’s world to know this is not the right path. I don’t know what kind of lies he has told you, but you need to start opening your eyes and looking around.”

 

“All I see is a petulant child who sticks her nose into everybody’s business.”

 

“At least my nose can sniff out the bullshit. That’s more than I can say for yours.”

 

“I was concerned about you before...a child in black ops, mentally broken...I tried to keep an eye out for you. But I see now you are nothing but a stupid brat who thinks they know better. You will stay away from me, you do not want to see what happens if you do not.”

 

I scoffed. “Oh. Scary Grumpy-san.”

 

“You have no idea,” he growled.

 

I had had enough. I had no idea he was such an idiot.

 

“No problem. But soon, you are going to realise how much of a colossal ass you are, and how badly you’ve been played. And then I’ll be waiting for your apology. Good luck, you are going to need it.” I glared at him with every fiber of my being. If this man was meant to be a prodigy, they set the bar low. He clearly missed the day observation skills were handed out. I was not going to spend any more time arguing with someone so bone-headed.

 

I pushed past him, shook the tension out of my body, straightened my face and walked out the door.

 

I was not surprised when he caught me a week later, after I got back from my latest mission.

 

“Nakahara, we need to talk.”

Notes:

That was a doozy to write! Angsty Kakashi is hard!
Many of you were hoping Kakashi is going to be Erena’s saviour from ROOT, but life isn’t that easy. From canon, Kakashi withdrew himself after the deaths of his team, and lost his way a little...it allowed him to be manipulated by Danzo into joining ROOT, and here is no different. He wouldn’t put his duty over an acquaintance, even if they were as young and memorable as Erena.

Thanks to my reviewers, I’m glad you enjoyed Itachis interlude! I have a few more interludes planned soon (not just Itachi)...stay tuned!

Eventually I may do some little side stories of Erenas missions, but that’ll be after this fic is completed (little miss sassypants gets into some shenanigans, I can tell you!)

Chapter 12: Shadows arc: part 5

Notes:

Bad language, and a vague mention of implied child abuse.

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As promised, I refused to talk to Kakashi until I received my apology. I don’t know why he was so annoyed by this, it’s not like I didn’t tell him...And I was as stubborn as they come.

 

After many minutes of him glaring at me, threatening to walk away (“Okay, nice chatting to you, bye bye then!”), and several insults regarding my maturity levels, he finally gave in and admitted he had been fooled...it wasn’t exactly an “I’m sorry”, but I’ll take it.

 

It seemed all it took for him to open his eyes to Danzo’s special taste of corruption and deception was a little interaction with a little Wood Release user. Kakashi wanted information, and he wanted it now. Unfortunately for him, I didn’t have any. I had never personally encountered Kinoe...he was another one of Danzo’s little protégés, but our tasks within ROOT couldn’t be more different. He was to be a village-based heavy hitter, and I was deep cover espionage. And it’s not like Danzo organised slumber parties where we gossiped and braided each other’s hair.

 

Kakashi seemed put out by that (especially the hair braiding comment). I offered to check the records room, but that was not successful. Anything relating to his origins had been redacted. The ROOT library held no accounts of Wood Release, and unless the main library had been massively restocked, the main library would be of no use.

 

“Mah, and how would a little pip squeak like you know that?” Kakashi asked, as we were brain storming one day.

 

“Because this little ‘pip squeak’ has read nearly every book available that has any accounts of the First Hokage. The author of ‘The Architecture and Design of Konohagakure’ did refer to the Hokages personal journals and texts as his main sources when describing how Mokuton was utilised, but he was too focused on the art to give a shit about the theory.”

 

“...and why do you remember trivial facts like that?”

 

“I remember all ‘trivial facts.’ Trivial facts are only trivial until they are aren’t, like today.”

 

“What do you mean you remember all trivial facts?”

 

I sighed. “I read, I learn, the end...and seriously, did you not understand what I’m trying to say here? Focus!”

 

“No no...this is important. I think I’m starting to understand how much of a freak you are...are you saying you remember everything you read?”

 

“Yes, isn’t that what memory does, it remembers?”

 

“But, everything?”

 

Did this guy listen? “Yes, it’s not like it’s hard? With how this conversation is going, I’m deeply concerned about your immediate short term memory, though.”

 

“Mah, and there goes the mystery of Nakahara Erena. Eidetic memory, who would have thought?”

 

I blinked at him a few times before I let my anger out. “Seriously?! That’s what you focus on? The fact I remember shit? Get over yourself. Instead, can we go back to the maniacal dictator with the penchant for training child soldiers and brainwashing them into thoughtless machines? I know what I think is more important.” And if he wanted to think that was my biggest flex, feel free.

 

Kakashi giggled. Actually giggled. I threw a senbon at his head, and was actually upset when he dodged it.

 

“Why so serious, Erena-chan?”

 

“Kakashi...” I let my head drop to my hands, elbows resting on the table. “When you have spent two years in captivity, without daylight, and then only being given fresh air to breathe when you are allowed to leave for missions, only then can you make fun of me. I haven’t had Dango in three years. Three years! You know what type of food they serve here. I’m sure my tastebuds have packed and left home in protest.”

 

Kakashi went quiet very quick, no joke in sight. “Okay.” So the man did have a heart.  I felt suddenly awkward about my outburst.

 

“Okay?”

 

“Then what’s next?” He asked.

 

I grinned. “So we want the Shodaimes journals, right?”

 

“...Right?”

 

“And where do you think they are going to be?”

 

“I’m not going to like this, am I?

 

My grin widened. “Ever broken in to a Kage’s residence before? I could give you pointers, if you like?”

 

Kakashi groaned.

 


 

I was sent out on a mission the next morning, but thankfully a short inter-country expedition. I was placed in a little tourist town, often used as rest point for shinobi leaving on missions, to monitor and observe a genin team, and report. The fun fact about genin is that they are massive security risks...seriously...sending someone like me to spy on them was a waste. All it look was a little eavesdropping as they chittered away in excitement for their super cool and important mission and you had all the details. It took the fun out of it (and all they were going was transporting a scroll containing details of some rich merchants death, and some details about inheritance to an interested party, hardly of ROOT interest).

 

And considering most low rank mission details would be easily accessed by a short quick snoop to the mission desk, I wondered why I was even sent in the first place. Maybe Danzo was just trying to keep me busy? Maybe he was testing how I felt about spying on my own village? Who knows, don’t care.

 

When I got back, I headed to one of the smaller meeting rooms to quickly write up my report. They were rarely used as anything except report writing and mission briefings, when not personally given by Danzo. When I entered, the room was already occupied by four members of ROOT, including the infamous Kinoe. Interesting. The guy was popping up everywhere these days. He appeared similar to Kakashi in age, brown hair and a protector that framed his face. I’d give him extra points for style...how’d he get that past ROOT uniform checks? I want one.

 

Looking at the room, the remaining occupants consisted of well known members of the assassination squad. I had little to do with them, but I always made a note of who to avoid. I’m sure I saw one of them take over as I left one of my intel missions, but I tried not to think about it. Usually assassination missions sent out solo, or with one extra as support for more dangerous missions...so to have four agents in one team? Something big was going down.

 

“My apologies. I was not aware the room was occupied,” I bowed and walked backwards to leave, closing the door behind me. Great...now I had to know what was going on, but getting caught eavesdropping in the ROOT base would be disastrous. I walked to the room next door, another meeting room, entered, closed and sealed the door to lock in. From my pouch, I pulled out a storage scroll and removed a listening device I had developed- it resembled a stethoscope, but the diaphragm was carefully attuned to picking up the frequencies of human speech (tiny seals were used on the underside, I was getting good at microscopic writing). There was a waveguide in the earpiece to reflect the sound into the ear, removing most distortion-allowing for clear voices.

 

Unfortunately for me, the news I recovered was not ideal. Danzo was planning on assassinating the Hokage. Tonight.

 

I hoped that Kakashi had managed to get access to what he needed to secure his distrust of Danzo, or the village was screwed. If the assassination mission was successful, there is no doubt he would make a play for the hat...and whatever good Konoha had would be lost. While the Sandaime was a military dictator, he was at least a benign military dictator, with a sense of honour...I could not say the same for Danzo.

 

My main problem, however, was that I was not placed in a position to do anything about this myself. I did not have freedom to leave base, and even if I did, there was no way I could get access to the Hokage. I needed Kakashi.

 

My second problem was attempting to find him. He was rarely in ROOT base, unless he was seeing Danzo, or me. On a prayer, I made my way to the main ROOT library and records room. He had been doing a lot of reading of late, so it was the only place I could have hoped to find him. Otherwise, I would have to leave base and track him down.

 

I don’t know what god answered my prayer (I prayed to them all, not only those found in the Elemental Nations), but I found him there.

 

“Greetings, Hatake-san.”

 

I approached him when he sat in the records room, hunched reading a case file. By some miracle he was completely alone, and I could sense no other chakra signatures near. His ANBU mask was lying on the table, with his normal face covering in place. I could not make out what the file was, but it didn’t matter. He seemed startled by my approach, and slightly perturbed by my greeting.

 

“Hibari,” he replied, stiffly. I never interacted in the ‘open’ like this. He must have known something was amiss.

 

“I came to convey my well wishes towards the Hokage mission tonight. It is difficult when plans are changed so suddenly, but I have faith in your team.”

 

His eye widened. “Tonight?”

 

“Yes, in two hours to be exact.”

 

He hastily gathered up the records and ran to put them in a filing cabinet. He grabbed his ANBU mask and was almost out of the door when he stopped.

 

“Thank you,” he whispered. “Please know, I will try and find a way to help you. I wish there was more I could do now but...” he seemed torn. If he found what he was after, I knew his loyalty would lie with the Hokage. There was no way I would have considered that my situation would have had any bearing on the outcome of this. I was unimportant in the grand scheme of things. If he was going to intercept the assassination attempt, his true loyalty would be outed, and he would not longer be affiliated with ROOT after this. Any contact we would have would cease, and I would be on my own.

 

“I understand. Success for the Hokage mission is imperative to Danzo-samas plans. It must not fail.”

 

He nodded sharply, looking directly at me. “Goodbye, Nakahara.”

 

“Goodbye, Grumpy-san,” I smiled. Perhaps my first true smile in years.

 

I could see his jaw clench under his mask, before he squeezed his eye shut. He left the room and closed the door behind him, and I was left alone.

 


 

I never heard anything about the assassination attempt, or Kakashi, but after that but Danzo’s fury was palpable. He became short and quicker to react than normal,and punishments far more severe. I managed to escape the brunt of it, what with me being a favourite and all, but it was hard to watch.

 

I watched him activate the curse seal on a newly qualified operative who failed their mission. It was brutal. There was also a sudden influx of new ‘recruits’ (read: children). I observed the new training techniques with some horror...it was not quite as bad as what I had gone through, but there was an extra element of sadism...he paired them up during the process. At first, I thought this was nice-as he was allowing them some kind of emotional support. But he let slip his true intentions during one of our Shogi games-he would not allow traitors in his organisation again. In order to prove their dedication to ROOT, they will kill their only bond or die. My heart clenched.

 

Over the next few months, many other things happened to destabilise Danzo further. The biggest was the defection of the Sannin, Orochimaru. This seemed to shake Danzo and he seemed personally insulted. He sent agents out to retrieve him, on top of the main Konoha forces, however sadly they were unsuccessful. Next came the loss of Kinoe-I wasn’t sure of the specifics, but he was no longer a member of ROOT. I heard rumours he was now part of the main Konoha forces, but I could not be certain. All I knew for certain was that he wasn’t dead, and now Danzo seemed to fixate on me more than ever.

 

I was given more intense missions, some of which I struggled with. He tried to pair infiltration with assassination, but I refused. I was punished for this weakness, but I would not kill my targets. After several attempts, he seemed to realise this was my limit and he gave up.

 

I was only eleven years old, and was sent to places that no child should go to. Thankfully, but unknown to him, I had the mindset of an adult as otherwise those experiences would have scarred me. Being sent on a ‘honey-pot’ mission to subdue a war-lord was especially disgusting. I protected myself (knock out tags, I love you), but if there ever was anyone I was willing to assassinate (other than Danzo), it would be that man.

 

Occasionally, I was also given in-village missions. These were more of the reconnaissance and information gathering variety, instead of infiltration, but I enjoyed them. Getting to enjoy the village, in stealth or no, was exhilarating. I could see the old streets I walked in, shops I went to...once or twice I saw faces of people I recognised. It was nice.

 

One on of these missions, I was sent to followed a visiting ambassador from Kumo, who was in Konoha under the pretence of a treaty of some kind. When Danzo told me this I almost laughed. Over A’s dead body would he willingly sign a peace treaty with Konoha. While the Hokage was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, Danzo was not as gullible.

 

The Hokage was willing to trust the ambassador and give him freedom without monitoring, but Danzo was not. He assigned me this due to my exploits in Kumo (I had been back several times, mostly under the same disguise), and knew the behaviour of those in Kumo better than anyone else. And I was inclined to agree with him-there were other agendas in play here.

 

On one night, I watched the Ambassador leave, under a disguise. I did not want to intercept until I knew his game-I was a patient player, and knew it was better to wait for others to show their intentions before striking.

 

He made his way to the Hyuuga compound, entered and fled with a bundle-I followed suit, but kept to the shadows. There was a shout of rage from behind, and I detected someone giving chase behind me.

 

The pursuer, who happened to be the clan head, caught up, and attacked the would-be kidnapper, the bundle carefully and gently thrown to a soft area of ground. The bundle turned out to be a small, unconscious child. I felt a particular amount of hatred and loathing build up. There are many things that could trigger me, but the kidnapping of children was a particularly sensitive topic for me.

 

My orders were to watch only, and intervene only if Konohas safety was at stake, but fuck that.

 

The fight between the Kumo Ambassador and Hyuuga Hiashi was getting heated, and soon Hiashi was going to win. However, I knew that would be a mistake.

 

As I saw a deadly swipe with his Katana, I used my tanto to intercept. He looked livid.

 

“Stand down, ANBU. I will end him!”

 

“No, this is not the correct path. He should be brought to the Hokage for suitable punishment. The political fallout will be immense.”

 

“You have no authority over me. Remove yourself or I will presume you are in my way!” He sneered under clenched teeth.

 

“Hiashi-sama. Can you look at me at truly tell me that these actions are to the benefit of Konoha?” I paused, hoping for my words to sink in. “For it is only your anger that will be satisfied. And what will happen after this? THINK! You take back your enemy dead, your daughter is safe, no other is witness...the Raikage is astute and he is calculated. He will turn this around on you. He wants the Byukagan, and one way or another he will have it. You take his mans head, and he will take yours- I guarantee it.

 

He did not move an inch-not any muscle on his body or his face. He continued to glare at the Shinobi, like a predator keeping their eyes on their pray. I had not idea what he was thinking, or what decision he would make. His want for retribution was great, and anger was a powerful emotion. It was the end of greater men than him.

 

After several long moments, he removed his katana from its position against my tanto, but still kept it held up.

 

“This man will not leave Konoha alive.”

 

I wanted to sigh. “Between you and the Hokage, I can guarantee that will not happen. But first we need to be smart. We can use him. There are ways to spin this to not only ensure the Hyuuga clan protection, but elevate your power and destroy the Raikages reputation. Konoha can gain much from this.”

 

His face turned to me for the briefest of seconds. “Explain.”

 

“Take him back to the Hokage, but keep his survival a secret. While T and I use him to extract information, wait and watch the Raikages reaction. His true intentions will become clear. Then, pounce. He thinks he is smarter than everyone else, show him he is not. He will leave with his tail between his legs, and Konohas power will be secure.”

 

“And how can you predict the Raikages actions?”

 

“I have played shogi against him.”

 

He blinked at me a few times. What?

 

“...And did you win?”

 

“If I hadn’t, do you think we’d be having this conversation?”

 

“And the Hyuuga reputation? We will be declared weak.”

 

“No. You will be respected. Not only did you rise over your fury, but you stopped and thought about the consequences. Your actions will put the needs of Konoha first, and you will destroy your enemy to your satisfaction- albeit delayed. What clan can dispute that?”

 

He looked pensive. “And you expect me to base the reputation of my clan on the fact you are skilled at shogi? You, who are an unknown faceless ANBU? What kind of basis is this?”

 

“Trust your own instinct,” I said. “Now you have considered your options, your anger is held at bay...what is the most logical direction to take? You are not a stupid man, do not make a decision you will regret for the rest of your days.”

 

I had no other cards to play.

 

He sheathed his sword. I let out the breath I had been holding.

 


 

Other Hyuuga soon joined Hiashi. His daughter was taken back to the compound to be checked over, and the Kumo Ambassador taken into custody.

 

Before I left, I asked Hiashi to keep my intervention out of his report. I tried to spin it so that he could make it sound like he was the big hero. I don’t think he bought it, but he must have stayed quiet nonetheless, as I had no repercussions for my actions.

 

Hiashi informed the Hokage of my plan (his plan), and everything fell in place as I predicted. The Raikage claimed no involvement, and wanted Hiashi’s head in compensation for the death of his Ambassador, or war would be declared. Unfortunately for him, the Ambassador was alive, and after a little probing by a Yamanaka, there was enough evidence to prove that it was all a ploy for Kumo to get their hands on the Byukagan. What has even more despicable was that Hiashi’s daughter would have been used to breed the next generation for Kumo, once she was of age. To say Hiashi was furious would be an understatement.

 

Despite this, thanks to some clever political manoeuvring by the council (namely, ideas form Danzo, guided by me) and hint of blackmail, a peace treaty was found between the two villages. We would never be friends by any means, but we weren’t enemies anymore. I felt some pride in knowing I had a key part to play, and it gave me focus. Even in ROOT, I had managed to achieve my goals. I felt like anything was possible.

 

But one peace treaty does not equal peaceful nations, and a shinobi’s job is never done. And Danzo has no chill.

 

“Danzo-sama.” I bowed and made my presence known as I entered the room.

 

“Hibari. Take a seat.” He gestured in front of him, then pulled a file out from a place on his desk, and handed it towards me. “Your next mission.”

 

I took the file and quickly glanced at the contents. There was less information than I was normally given, usually there was more background info...oh...

 

I looked up at him. “Danzo-sama, this is not my usual type of assignment?”

 

I had never had a mission like this yet. I was poised for infiltration and intelligence gathering...this was more geared towards the main forces. It was a joint mission with the Konoha ANBU forces, something rare but not unheard of. Occasionally the objectives were linked, and forces would combine...most information gained from ANBU did not leave it unless the Hokage deemed fit, so swapping intel was not something done and we had to work together. The main forces simply thought we were a special branch of black ops.

 

A three-man ANBU cell and a three-man ROOT team would pair. We would be entering Wind Country (my favourite), to track down an informant and bring him safely to Konoha. However, ROOT wanted something he had in his possession. It was either a scroll or a small trinket-but something that he had eluded was a bargaining chip-something important to another nation. As far as ROOT was concerned, his continued survival was secondary to the procurement of this.

 

I had never been sent on a search and retrieval mission before, so this was not something I would have expected. My knowledge of Wind would be useful, but that was as far as I could see my usefulness.

 

“You will be placed with two agents experienced in this role. However, you shall be their commander for this mission. They shall follow your direct orders.” Danzo smirked. “My reasons for this are my own. Despite your inexperience in this, I still expect success. Do you understand?”

 

“Yes, Danzo-sama!”

 

After the meeting, I went to track down the other two members of my cell, perfect puppets known as Yumi and Kutsu. I gave them their brief then headed to the records room to quickly swat up on retrieval technique and strategy. We left the base two hours later and headed to a set of woods outside of the main ANBU headquarters to meet the rest of our team.

 

They did not seem to sense us until we jumped into the clearing, and one turned around startled.

 

“Ho! Guess the black ops ghosts have arrived! Let’s get the show on the road!”

 

There was no mistaking that curly mane and chipper voice. It was one I hadn’t heard in years, but missed terribly. My heart jumped at the first sound of his voice, and I found it difficult to maintain my composure.

 

And I knew this mission was about to get so much harder. Danzo had knowingly placed me on a team with Uchiha Shisui.

Notes:

I’m excited, are you excited?

Chapter 13: Shadows arc: part 6

Notes:

Yea, so...I was so overwhelmed my the comments from the last chapter, I’ve decided to post the next one early. I hope you enjoy, it was my favourite to write so far!

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“Sooooo mute ANBU-san! You got a name, or do we just grunt in your direction if we need you?”

 

We had yet to leave the woodlands. Shisui, the other cells captain, thought we should exchange pleasantries prior to leaving, and explain our skills. I think he was just naturally curious. The other two members of ROOT, more familiar with retrieval missions, took the lead while I kept silent. It was obvious their monotone startled the others...while ANBU weren’t known for being emotional, ROOT were a whole different kettle of fish. I knew how uncomfortable the lack of personality in their voices made you feel.

 

I knew my own natural voice had changed since childhood, but Shisui was smart. I couldn’t have even the slightest possibility of him recognising me, not without knowing what Danzo was up to. I focused chakra to my throat to manipulate my vocal cords, as I had some for many missions in the past.

 

“I am Hibari.” I said, monotonous and my voice slightly huskier than normal.

 

“And what does Hibari bring to the table? The double act here seem to have the catching part at hand.”

 

“I am their captain. I will direct them. I have spent extensive time in Wind Country-I will guide us when we enter the country,” I answered. I wanted to keep my answers as simple as possible, lest Shisui read between the lines.

 

“Hibari-sama is outmatched in strategy, and is an expert in infiltration and intelligence,” Yumi volunteered, the little suck up. But also, what kind of reputation did I have in ROOT? While I didn’t often converse with the puppets, that was a little out of the ordinary. Did they partake in a little bit of gossiping, maybe? I guess they weren’t just totally robotic after all.

 

“Oh, interesting! Do we have a little spy?”

 

“Call me ‘little’ one more time and I will show exactly what else this ‘little spy’ knows.” Keeping up my cover or not, I was not putting up with Shisui’s bullshit. Never, in this life or the next, would I let him away with cheek towards me.

 

His ANBU cohorts snickered while he chuckled and held his hands up in surrender. “Heard loud and clear. Pissing of black ops is definitely not on my to-do list.”

 

“Shall we proceed with the mission?” I asked, attempting to sound bored. I could not keep this up for too long and needed focus.

 

Our journey to Wind was not hard. We made a good pace with little in the way of rest-stops. When we did, Shisui seemed determined to annoy me. Did I have some kind of beacon that attracted annoying Uchiha to me? They were meant to be stoic and surly...where were they, when you needed them? Why did I get stuck with the clowns and the gremlins?

 

“Sooo...Hibari-san. Have you been in black ops for long? How’s it going for you?”

 

“It is acceptable.”

 

“Do you enjoy it?”

 

“Enjoyment in ones duty is irrelevant.”

 

“Come on, with you being a spy and all, you must get some pretty cool missions. Care to share?”

 

“That information is classified.” He just was not getting the hint, I had to grit my teeth-thankfully because of my mask he couldn’t see. I was growing more and more frustrated as time went on. All I wanted to do was smack him on the back of his head and tell him to mind is own goddamn business.

 

“Ah, come on. I’m sure you have some pretty cool stories!”

 

“Classified.”

 

“Are all black ops such spoil sports? Between you and the chuckle brothers over there, you seem like a bunch of dead fish. Surely some of you must have a sense of humour?”

 

“We take our duty seriously. Please tell me, how do these questions benefit our mission?” Dead fish? Dead fish? I swear, Shisui...

 

“It’s called creating a rapport. You know? Helping with inter divisional relations and that? Just being friendly.”

 

“We do not need to be friends to complete the mission. Please keep your communications professional.”

 

“Oi, Karasu. Leave the black ops alone. Their business is their business,” called another ANBU, Kumozaru. My saviour.

 

Shisui huffed before leaving me, collecting his things and carrying on. He was the only member of the cell to attempt to talk to us outside of the mission discussions. Also the fact he singled me out as his victim was concerning. I knew I had not given any indication of my identity-I was a no face, no name ANBU, and my voice distortion was mild enough it should not raise any suspicions. Perhaps it was my position as leader, my young age, or the fact I was female, made him more eager to approach?

 

Thankfully, we made it to our targets town without any other fuss. It was a small settlement, which seemed to be a base for local trade. It was not a market, but more like a miniature stock exchange. I instructed the members on proper Wind etiquette, gave them a quick lesson on accents, and suitable appearances for the Henges. Three of us would enter the town, disguised as civilians, and the others would act as support. Shisui, Panda and I would take point in town, as a small group scouting for a place to relocate to. We would be a family of potters, seeking a location more central for trade, as movement around the area was becoming difficult. Shisui and I would be siblings, and Panda playing the part of our uncle. Our ‘parents’ were at home, and trusted Uncle to make the overall decision.

 

My henge changed to the sandy coloured hair and tan skin common in Wind. Unlike my last venture, I had to change my features to keep them far from my own. As people tended to trust and open up to those with classically ‘cute’ features, I opted for large round eyes, a small button nose and soft freckles. I kept my age the same. Shisui’s appearance change wasn’t too dramatic-as he simply changed his normal features colouring to match mine. Seeing his face left a feeling like a punch to the gut. I had informed them the best disguise to keep up was no disguise...I immediately regretted that decision.

 

As we entered the town through the main gates, I entered my façade. I became obnoxiously chatty, seeming in wonder at everything around town. Panda kept quiet, stoically nodding to my observations, while Shisui played along...although I’m pretty sure there was no acting on his part. A friendly retailer pointed us towards a tavern for refreshments once I chattered about our long journey and how tired I was...as it was the location of our target, it couldn’t have been a more smooth transition if we tried.

 

We were seated in a little alcove, that provided a decent amount of privacy.

 

“You know, for a wet fish, you are surprisingly good at this.”

 

“Oh, brother-that is so mean! Uncle, he keeps calling me that! It’s not fair!” I complained. Idiot- you don’t let your guard down for a second. He’d never last two minutes undercover.

 

“Kids, break it up or I’ll tell your father when we return. You’re going to give me a headache,” Panda drawled, seeming apathetic. He played the annoyed parental figure well. He either had children or young siblings.

 

I sent Shisui an exasperated look, hopefully conveying my annoyance and telling him to behave. He must have got the picture, as his mouth formed a soft ‘oh’ and he looked a little embarrassed. I rolled my eyes.

 

After that, we continued to amicably converse about how interesting the town was, as we made an order. I made an excuse to go to the restroom, which was a ploy to scope out our target. As informed, he was sat in the centre of the tavern, reading a book with a small bottle of warm sake. I walked over to him.

 

“Excuse me, sir! I’m so sorry to bother you, but where may I find the restroom? I’ve come such a long way from Yashinokimura, I’m so tired and forgot directions quickly!”

 

This was a code hopefully passed along by a few plants, signalling I will be extracting him to Leaf, and I would await his advice on a suitable place to collect. Otherwise, I’d just look like a ditsy child, and no harm done.

 

He must have been aware of the message, looked taken aback for a second. He gave me directions to the restroom, and then made an inane comment about leaving to collect bread before the bakery closes...in other words, by the windmill at dusk.  I thanked him before moving on.

 

After finishing our meal, we continued to explore the town to maintain our cover. Panda seemed bored, but I allowed myself to have a little fun with Shisui. We played our characters off each other, and had a bit of a sibling rivalry. I still had to act overly sweet, and couldn’t respond as I normally would, but I enjoyed every moment. If I didn’t need another reminder of how integral he was in my life before, this was it.

 

We left the town, and made our way to the windmill in the outskirts, signalling the others to follow. When we got there, are target was already present with a bag. We dropped the henges, code phrases were exchanged (proving our identity) and we left immediately.

 

The man was not shinobi, so he slowed us down considerably. He refused to be carried, using his pride as some stupid excuse. We encountered a small band of thieves, but these were easily disposed of (by my ROOT subordinates, using non lethal means-as directed. Bless them, they could follow orders well).

 

We were only a few hours out of Konoha, when I decided the timing was right to make our play. We had stopped to allow our target to rest, and I was to distract him as Kutsu attempted to check his bag, and Yumi stood guard. We didn’t even know what we were looking for, so hoped it would be obvious.

 

A few minutes after I brought him to a river, where he was to attempt to refresh before we got to Konoha, Yumi appeared and signalled Kutsu was unsuccessful, meaning the object was on the target. Damn.

 

Unfortunately, there was only one way this could go, and it would expose our true mission to the other ANBU, should they approach. I was not skilled in intimidation and interrogation, but I also was not willing to kill him-no matter what I was directed. My only possibility was nothing but an idea I had been playing with, and I hadn’t had a chance to practice it yet.

 

“I’m sorry,” I said. My voice was kept hard.

 

“What do you mean, Shinobi-san?” He looked confused

 

“Your journey ends here.” His face paled, catching my intention.

 

“B-b-but I don’t understand! I was told I would be safe in Konoha? My information is good, I swear!” His eyes were wide and pleading. I took a step towards him, and he stumbled back, falling on the ground by the river bank.

 

“It is not the information we seek. You have only one option-give the artefact to me, or you die here.”

 

“What the hell is this!?” I heard a shout from behind me. I didn’t need the Byukagan to tell me Shisui had emerged. And by the footsteps, with at least one member of his cell. “This is not the mission, stand down!”

 

“Incorrect. This is our mission.”

 

“You mean you’ve been playing us?” He seethed.

 

“Incorrect. Our missions objectives coincided until this point. Unfortunately, we are unable to continue until our target is procured. You will not stop us.”

 

“Bullshit. Our mission is to get him safe to Konoha-there is no way you have a secondary what would override that.”

 

“Incorrect, our-“

 

“ENOUGH with your stupid ‘incorrect’ answers! Stand down and step away or we will be forced to intervene. We are from the same village, we do not need to fight!”

 

Incorrect.” I only said this to piss him off. It gave me small amount of satisfaction, but satisfaction none the less.

 

As Shisui and Kumozaru made towards my direction, Yumi and Kutsu appeared to intercept them. Unfortunately, Shisui used body flicker to an annoying amount of precision, and avoided their attempts, with him heading straight towards me. In a fair fight, there was no way I could hope to match his speed and win. But I don’t fight fair.

 

Using several ninjutsu in quick succession, I created a thick fog, and a localised earthquake to disrupt his footing, which made cracks in the earth. I moved position quickly, before placing a Chameleon Seal on me-it was a new creation, which bent the light around me, making me practically invisible. With me suppressing my chakra, and the fog in place, he had no chance in accurately locating me. While I didn’t use seals for ROOT, I had begun to create small inconspicuous Tags to keep in my ninja gear-I would never use them in the presence of others, but it was always good to have a back up.

 

As Shisui played around in the mist, I grabbed the asset and held him down. I knew I must have been little more than a shimmer to him, which was already intimidating, and I could work with that.

 

I summoned up my Killing Intent, and attempt to fuse it with my emotions. Since my interaction with the Ichibi Jinchuriki, I had wondered if a normal person could manipulate their killing intent in a similar way. I infused everything I had kept suppressed for years: my sadness, helplessness, rage, loneliness...I then thought of the horrors of war, and it’s atrocities. My goal was to make the Killing Intent as despicable as possible.

 

It must have worked, as my target started to shake, almost to the point of convulsions, before hyperventilating and started crying.

 

Where is it!” I hissed, increasing the intensity of my voice manipulation for maximum effect.

 

He didn’t speak, but instead handed me a ring. I quickly took it, and examined it. It was of Lightning country in origin, with some kind of ancient script on the inside-it was impossible to read. It fit our description, so I considered it a win. I stopped my Killing Intent and dispersed my fog, and incinerated the seal. As soon as I did that, Shisui appeared, and I threw the asset at him.

 

“My mission is complete, he is all yours.” I turned to Yumi and Kutsu, “Stand down, we leave immediately.”

 

“What are you?” Shisui asked. Because of his mask, I couldn’t see his face, but his voice sounded shaken. I guess my Killing Intent experiment worked a little too well.

 

“Effective. I am effective.”

 

Before he could answer, Panda appeared and distracted them for a split second, so we made off into the trees. We weren’t followed.

 

We entered the ROOT base through a hidden passage outside of the southern gates. I felt like I was in a trance as we debriefed and handed over the ring. It was only after I made it to my quarters I woke up out of my daze.

 

And I cried for the first time in years.



I was not sent on another search and retrieval mission after that, but something strange did happen. Both Yumi and Kutsu became my little shadows. Initially I thought they were given instructions by Danzo to follow me, but he brought me into his office to question me about their request to transfer specialities onto mine, and stay under my direction. He seemed genuinely confused, and interrogated me to see if I left anything out of my report (obviously I had, but nothing to the effect of what he was suspecting).

 

Danzo allowed the transfer, and placed them under my direct command. I was to train and use them as I saw fit. As a bit of a lone wolf, I felt out of my depths, but did not refuse.

 

To understand their intentions, I sat them down for a discussion, to get to know them better. I had their files, and while that was usually enough to understand ROOT agents, they had shown initiative-which showed they were slightly different from the normal batch. It turned out they were simply impressed by me. I’m not sure why-I didn’t give much in way of orders. They informed me of my reputation as Danzo’s unofficial general, and that my survival rate, mission completion statistics and lack of kill count made me a bit of a legend in the ROOT forces. After working with me on the mission, they could see that the reports were not over exaggerated, and wished to learn from me.

 

Be still my beating heart, I had a fan club!

 

I accepted their proposal and set about a training plan. The difficulty was I didn’t know what it was I could specifically train. Humanity? I focused on their acting skills, getting access to take them out for little practice sessions and watch them interact with people. It was almost a failure, until, by accident, I managed to get a real emotional reaction from Yumi.

 

And the cause? A goddamn puppy.

 

Could he be any more cliche?

 

We were in a small town, not far outside of Konoha. I set both of them loose in the market place, trying to get them to naturally converse with the locals. Their task was to get one piece of personal information from each person they talked to. They had to do this without probing questions, they had to maintain a nice natural flow of conversation. But their attempts were so cringeworthy it hurt my soul.

 

Then, out of the crowds, a small dog ran through with a young child chasing after it. It ran into Yumi, and he picked it up, holding it at arms length initially, seeming enthralled. It started to wriggle, so he held it close to support it. It became overly excited, and started started to lick all over his face and neck, tail wagging furiously.

 

I watched with baited breath, but suddenly his blank face morphed into a huge smile, and he let out a short but sweet: “ha!

 

Oh my sweet giddy aunt. It was adorable.

 

But most importantly-ROOT weren’t as lost as I thought. You just needed to find a bit of joy (apparently Kutsu’s was sweet treats, I could relate). After this, the rest of the dominoes continued to fall. Instead of acting, I focused on getting Yumi and Kutsu to experience different emotions naturally. But once they realised one, it was like the flood gates had opened.

 

I made sure they understood that showing emotions was for our sessions only, unless they were asked to demonstrate their acting skills. As expected, they followed their orders perfectly. Once I was satisfied they could emulate and act, I informed Danzo of my success in training. He was thrilled. And I soon had more soldiers to corrupt...train...I meant train.

 

Before I realised it, I had my own little private army in a private army.

 

Huh.

 

 


 

Interlude

 

Shisui was meeting Itachi in one of his favourite girly cafes. He was just back from a shit-show of a mission and needed to vent. He would have preferred to do it on a training ground, but if there was an excuse to get dango or cake, Itachi would suggest it. And Shisui was a sucker...Itachi had only recently developed his Sharingan, so he needed all the support he could get. The Uchiha were all congratulatory, but that was the last thing you need when you see a friend die. No wonder the majority of the clan were emotionally constipated.

 

He sat swirling his tea, waiting for Itachi to arrive, lost in thought. While his mission had technically been a success, there were so many things that bothered him. When they gave their final report to the Hokage, he did not seem surprised by the actions of the black ops squad...as the informant had been recovered unscathed, he was willing to forget it. But Shisui couldn’t shake the feeling that something wasn’t right.

 

They were willing to forsake the will of the Hokage for an unknown target. It was basically treason. He voiced this thought to the Hokage but he just waved it off, like it was a minor inconvenience. “Sometimes it is better not to understand what the black ops are up to. I would encourage you to forget it, Karasu.”

 

And not to mention Hibari, the captain, had released the most foul Killing Intent Shisui had ever experienced. It was not only powerful, but physically hurt. He didn’t know it was possible to project emotions like that...or experience emotions like that. It terrified him. Was she even human?

 

A soft hand touched his shoulder, and Shisui jumped, taken out of his stupor. Itachi gave him a soft smile, sliding into the seat beside him, and signalled to the waitress his intent to order.

 

“What’s the matter, crow got your tongue?” Itachi joked. It was his favourite line for anything ANBU related. He needed new material.

 

“You have no idea. I think I just encountered the creepiest person I’ve ever met,” Shisui shivered, thinking back to the Killing Intent again.

 

“Creepier than you? That must be saying something,” Itachi teased lightly. He tried to keep things light when Shisui was in a mood, as he knew how much he could spiral.

 

“Hah hah. Very funny...but...” Shisui paused. “You know our theory about Erena? All I can say is there’s no way...we need to go back to the drawing board.”

 

Since Itachi found out that Erena had not only survived the Kyuubi attack, but graduated the Academy, they had tried looking for her. Since graduation, there were no further traces of her. She seemed to vanish into thin air. She left the orphanage, and there was no record of her living accommodations. Shisui had broken into the genin files, and there was no record of her placement on a team or entering the genin corps. They considered that she had died, but there was no death certificate or notice of MIA status. Eventually, they considered ANBU. Shisui worked hard to get to captain status, to gain some access to personnel files. While the general files did not state identities, there was no ANBU that matched her age or skills. Their working theory was that she was recruited into black ops...but there was no way to prove it. When Shisui heard about a joint black ops mission, he jumped at the chance to take it and get more information. But it was a bust. Less than a bust. Erena was...too full of life to be one of those. And she would have never joined anything so shady.

 

“Are you sure? It was the last idea we had,” Itachi whispered. All leads were dead, and they had no where else to go. Both of them felt immense guilt...they found out that Fugaku had stopped messages from their little ‘fan girl’ from reaching them. He didn’t realise it was Erena, but Shisui suspected it wouldn’t have mattered much. The Uchiha seemed determined to isolate themselves more than they actually were, and one non clan kunoichi was of little interest.

 

And if there was no where else to go, then they had to admit that they had lost her. Again.

 

“I’m sorry, Itachi.” Shisui said, “but I just can’t see it. We’ve tried looking, but every trace of Nakahara Erena is gone. She’s gone.”

 

“Excuse me gentlemen...what do you mean by every trace of Nakahara Erena is gone?”

 

The two Uchiha’s eyes went wide as they turned around. Behind them was was Nara Shikaku, the Jounin Commander, whom had clearly overheard snippets of their conversation. He stared at them, eyebrow raised, but otherwise giving nothing away in his expression.

 

“I believe the two of you should come with me. Let’s take this chat elsewhere, hm?”

 

Oh shit.

Notes:

Enter: Shikaku

Chapter 14: Shadows arc: part 7

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Hibari”

 

“Yes, Danzo-sama.” I kneeled.

 

“Tell me, do you know why I have called you here?”

 

“No, Danzo-sama.” I frowned. I was not due a mission, and he wouldn’t have called me for a Shogi game, out of our usual time. Danzo was a creature of habit. There was nothing in my work that warranted a meeting. I completed all missions within parameters, training the infiltration corp was going well. I ensured there were no complaints, lest suspicions be raised.

 

“I have been told that your infiltration trainees assignments are all completed successfully, but you take...liberties with their instruction. Explain.”

 

I raised my head slightly to attempt to assess is expression. “Mission objectives are always completed. I continue to assess the facts and come up with more effective strategy. As I was trained, sir. I allow the agents to also make decisions, to chose the best course of action to benefit all.” In reality, the missions he was referring to were assassination missions. He accepted I would not kill, but I instructed my new recruits to do the same-or at least consider alternatives. We could solve many problems without killing-whether it being destroying a reputation, stealing important documents, or creating alliances. On one occasional I had to kidnap and scare them into submission (Killing Intent, ahoy), but no blood was spilled. Humans were simple enough to manipulate, if you understood what drove them.

 

“I see....your subordinates report satisfaction with your command...you are a firm leader and you have gained their trust in your efficiency. A fine quality to have. Your strategic mind and ability to adapt sets you apart from many in this organisation. You fulfil orders, however understand when to adjust parameters to ensure success. While I do not understand your reasoning in some instances, I cannot deny the results.

 

“Hibari. What do you remember of Nakahara Erena?” What on earth?

 

“Danzo-sama, I do not understand the question.” My stomach dropped and I felt my insides chill. I had been so very careful. I was sure my acting had been flawless. When they had tried to catch me out, I ignored there attempts. I had trained my face to be still. Resting bitch face, eat your heart out.

 

“Do not be coy, Hibari. Answer the question.” He stared at me intently.

 

“I remember Nakahara Erena. I remember her life before. It is not her life anymore.” Would these words placate him?

 

“Well spoken.” I heard a satisfied ‘hum’.

 

“Your recent partnership with the main Konoha forces was not simply a mission, but a test of your loyalty. I will admit, on occasion I have doubted your attitude and allegiance...however my concerns were proven to be unfounded. Your emotions still guide you, with your ridiculous regard for human life,” he scoffed, “but you have showed your loyalty to me above all else. I would be a fool to keep you as a mere soldier within the main ranks of ROOT with the skills you exhibit.”

 

“From here, you shall take leadership and responsibility for a part of my forces. In some ways you will be my second-in-command, in all but name. You will take control of our infiltration and intelligence factions. You are to direct all missions, as you see fit - although all reports will be submitted to me before and after commencing the missions. Do you understand?”

 

“Yes, Danzo-sama!” What the what? I mean...I was already doing most of that. I guess Danzo was a bit slow on the uptake? But for him to acknowledge my leadership...that was huge. ROOT altering huge. Plan altering huge.

 

“However, that is not to be your only role. Tell me, if you were to become Nakahara Erena again, would you be able to do so successfully? Or are you Hibari?”

 

I am always and will always be Erena, you one eyed jackass.’ I wanted to scream at him. Thankfully my survival instincts were intact.

 

“I am Hibari, Danzo-sama. I am your tool. I am who you want me to be.” I bowed my head again. If there are any acting awards going, just slide it on over.

 

“I have no doubt...I have trained you well, but your mission will be one many others have failed in. I require you to use your knowledge of behaviour and tap into Nakahara Erenas charisma. Attempt to reform an old bond.”

 

I lifted my head to look at him. “Your orders, Danzo-sama?”

 

“You will be my spy, Hibari. Even within Konoha, not all of those in power can be trusted. They need to be watched. You will resume the life of Nakahara Erena, and you shall infiltrate the life of the Jounin Commander. You will inform me of his actions and decisions. Do you understand?”

 

“Sir?” This could not be happening. My face was blank-but this time is wasn’t acting. I was in complete disbelief.

 

“Your mission is to spy and report on Jounin Commander Nara Shikaku. He has become...aware of your survival and is currently searching for your whereabouts. I wish to use this to my advantage, for you to resume a place in his life, allow the man to reform his attachments. Keep him close. With his close relationship with your mother, no doubt his guilt for leaving you alone as a child will be easy to manipulate. Do you foresee any problems with this task?”

 

“No, sir.” I smiled internally. Danzo had no idea what doors he had just opened for me.

 


 

Danzo attempted to create a cover story for me, but there were so many holes it was practically a sieve.

 

According to him, I was placed into the Genin corps, and due to some bizarre paperwork error, I was completely forgotten about. I performed only C and D ranks, and due to my poor earnings, remained in the Genin corp barracks as I could not afford to move out. Any of my attempts to be promoted or re-assigned were filed away - as according to records I didn’t exist. I was to become quiet and despondent, due to being continually let down by all friends and family, and the village.

 

There were so many problems with this I couldn’t count, and could have created a much more thorough back story, but I didn’t bother. Raising a little suspicion into my whereabouts fit in well with my plans...it also meant that my spying on Shikaku was less likely to be successful. He was not a stupid man. Danzo was relying on his ‘guilt’ to lower his guard, but he underestimated Shikaku. The man was the Jounin Commander, and a Nara, to boot.

 

Unless I was ‘officially reassigned’, I was to continue my work with ROOT, but was to remain within the lodging of the Genin Barracks otherwise. Personally, I didn’t want this-as I wouldn’t be granted a private room, but it was not my call.

 

If I was officially reassigned to another post, then I was still to keep my duties as Danzo’s unofficial second-in-command, and ensure my paperwork and assignments were completed - even if that meant no sleep on my part. I guess Danzo’s theory was you can sleep when you’re dead? He was certainly trying to achieve that for me.

 

The next day, I was given a drab over-used uniform, a selection of meagre trinkets I had ‘accumulated’ over the years, and sent to the Genin corps. I arrived in the early afternoon, so it was empty while the residents were on assignment. I handed a message to the desk clerk, which explained my ‘change of dormitory’, and I was shown my new wing. My new room consisted of two bunks, which meant sharing with three other girls. I groaned. I picked the only empty bunk, and waited.

 

The evening came, and my new roommates arrived. And it was as bad as I feared. They were around thirteen or fourteen, and were the literal embodiment of every ditsy teenage girl I had ever played...how were they shinobi? Okay, they were in the Genin corp, but how did they even get through the Academy? They were friendly enough, and were not hesitant in welcoming me. They asked questions about where I’ve been and who I’d worked for. A particularly chirpy one called Fumiko offered to show me around the barracks...But their giggles drilled into my brain. I was very glad I wasn’t expected to match their energy...I’d burn out in a few days.

 

The next day I reported to the mission desk, awaiting assignment like every other Genin. I received two in-village D ranks. One to get shopping for an elderly lady (who was determined to give me a jar of fruit preserve as an extra thank you), and one to deliver a scroll to...the Jounin Command Centre. Coincidence, I think not.

 

Scroll in hand, and jar of preserve in my satchel, I entered the building. The directions did not state to deliver to any particular person, so the front desk it was. There was a grumpy looking chuunin behind the desk, who only grunted in recognition of my presence and grabbed the scroll from me, opening it briefly before throwing it in one of the overflowing, messy looking piles. ROOT was many things, but disorganised was not one of them. Seeing the neglected paperwork made my eyes twitch in annoyance.

 

Without any further ado, I left the building. I had no other missions, and so headed to the ROOT base to complete my tasks, making sure I was back at the Genin barracks by meal time-as I was invited to sit with my roommates. They were exhausting but I had a cover to keep.

 

The next day was much the same-a random D rank, and a random scroll to the Jounin Command centre, followed by ROOT. Lather, rinse and repeat. This went on for two weeks until there was finally some progress. One day, I entered Jounin Command to give my scroll to Daiji (I learned his name hoping to create some rapport, but he never graduated from grunts), when I saw Shikaku...he was talking with another Jounin, seemingly about something entertaining. I held my breath, and walked to the desk as normal, ignoring the fact I had noticed him. But as soon as I offered the scroll to Daiji, I saw him stiffen. 

 

“Jounin Commander, sir!” He quickly got up and bowed.

 

“Oh, so you can speak?” I snapped, before quickly closing my mouth. Shit, the sass slipped out, I couldn’t help it. It’s a problem.

 

“Erena?” I heard, practically whispered behind me.

 

I stilled and turned around. I briefly made eye contact and saw a shocked face, before quickly looking to the ground. “Yes, Nara-sama. Can I help you?”

 

“Erena...I...we’ve been looking for you. Where have you been?”

 

“I don’t understand, Nara-sama. I haven’t been anywhere?”

 

He paused to consider for a moment. Even though I was not looking directly at him, I saw his posture change slightly, and his tone strengthened. “We should take this elsewhere. Would you be willing to follow me to my office? We have much to discuss.”

 

“Umm...I...okay Nara-sama,” I replied, looking up to him. He gave me a soft, encouraging look (the type you would give a nervous toddler), and gestured for me to follow him. The walk was silent, but thankfully short.

 

We entered a room, and he gestured to one of the seats in front of the desk. The room was very different to Danzo’s office. First of all, there was a lot of sunlight entering from the large windows. There were a few cupboards and filing cabinets decorating the walls, and several personal touches-from antique weapons, paintings of woodlands and deer, to a few family photographs. One in particular was of a young toddler, the spitting image of Shikaku. Despite the likeness, he looked far too cute to actually be related to the man...I had to bite my tongue not to voice that opinion aloud.

 

“Erena...I don’t know where you have been, but please know that I am here for you. I only recently found out you did not perish in the Kyuubi attack with your parents. Had I known, I would have come for you. I swear. Your mother was as close as a sister, I owed her everything. And I cared for you, too. It may not be much, but when you are ready, I am waiting. Whether you want to just talk, or if you need anything...day or night...just let me know.”

 

I stayed silent. Years ago, I had dreamed about this. I wanted him to come and rescue me. From the orphanage, and then from ROOT. But over time I became resigned, and I knew it would never happen. To suddenly hear the words I needed when I was lost, it opened up something I had kept repressed. I could feel tears starting to spill, and I became angry with my blatant display of weakness. I tried to stop them, but it just made it worse. I sat there silently sobbing about the past I had missed, and the childhood lost.

 

I didn’t even realise I had clenched my hands until Shikaku wrapped his own tightly around them. He was kneeling on the floor, looking up at me.

 

“I am so sorry, Erena. Please believe me. I don’t know what you have been through, but I want to make this right.”

 

“Where were you? Why didn’t you come?” I croaked out. Two questions that had been on my mind for years. The answers to which could have changed everything for me.

 

A pained expression flicked across his face. “After your home was destroyed, it was declared there were no survivors...I mourned for you all. I was so busy in the aftermath, I didn’t even attend your parents funeral...I can never regret that any more than now. If I had, I would have noticed it was not for you, too. Two months ago, it was brought to my attention that you survived. In looking for you, I found the notice of your survival sent from the hospital...in the mass of paperwork following the disaster, my replacement secretary misfiled it. I found a copy in the hospital records, and traced it back here. Lying in some stupid report, mocking me and my mistakes.”

 

I took in a shuddered breath. Poor filing? Incompetent secretaries? That’s what the cause of all my suffering boiled down to? Some goddamn idiotic bureaucrats? Hush my mouth. The ridiculousness hit me and I started laughing. Between the tears and the laughter, I probably looked insane.

 

“I hope you fired the secretary,” I tried to joke. Shikaku gave a small chuckle.

 

“They didn’t last the week.”

 

I gave him a small smile. It was all I could muster in the moment, but the way his eyes lit up, I could tell he appreciated it.

 

“Now tell me, where have you been? I have been trying to find you for the last couple of months. It was as if you disappeared from Konoha completely.”

 

“I’ve never left Konoha,” this was probably the only true statement in everything I was about to say. “After I graduated, I was sent to the Genin corps...I was told it would be until team placements, but after the time had been and gone, I realised I was forgotten. When I asked, I was told it was a small error, and to wait for next time...but it kept happening again and again.”

 

“But I don’t understand...that shouldn’t have happened? And why didn’t you come and find me?”

 

I gave a small bitter laugh. “At first I thought you didn’t care...then I tried to put in requests to meet with you, but they were all declined.” His eyes widened and he looked like he was about to protest. “I was going to retire from the shinobi forces completely, and I put in to withdraw my earnings, to start a lease on an apartment and try to find employment, only to find out there weren’t savings there. On paper, I didn’t exist. It turns out my life comes down to nothing but dead parents and a few missing documents. Now I’m just tired, and I don’t care anymore...” I added glumly.

 

His hands squeezed mine in an action meant to be comforting. “We’re going to figure this out. I’m going to make things right.”

 

We sat in silence, saying nothing else. I think we were both emotionally exhausted at that point. Eventually, I wiped my eyes one last time and made to stand up. His hands finally moved from mine, and they felt cold without them.

 

“I should be going. It will be meal time soon...thank you for your time.” I made to bow, awkwardly, when he caught me.

 

“Nonsense, I will walk you back. If it is okay, I would like to see you tomorrow? Will you come here after you finish your duties?”

 

“Yes, Nara-sama. I would like that.” I smiled at him.

 

“Stop with this Nara-sama nonsense, we are family and it makes me feel old!”

 

He walked me back to the Genin barracks mostly in silence. The odd shinobi nodded his way, and he nodded in reply, occasionally telling me who they were, or an interesting piece of gossip about them. My mother always knew a lot about people, and I’m guessing it came from him...she wasn’t a gossip, but something told me this man was.

 

As I approached the Genin corps, i saw my roommates and waved to them in greeting. After, I gave my goodbyes to Shikaku. He smiled and gave me a comforting squeeze on the shoulder before I went inside. The girls started interrogating me on why the Jounin Commander escorted me home. When I wouldn’t tell them, they started spinning a story about how he saved me from a rogue ninja and had to make sure I made it back okay or they would find me again. Girls and their imagination...

 

I slept soundly that night (despite the snoring), and actually looked forward to tomorrow.

 


 

Interlude

 

Shikaku watched as Erena entered the building, flagged by a couple of hyperactive girls. As soon as she was out of sight, his smile dropped.

 

He didn’t know who that person was, but it was not Nakahara Erena.

 

The entire time he was with that her, the only time he saw even a flicker of her former self was when she gave cheek to the desk clerk- and that was clearly a slip up. Whatever that timid mouse was, it was not her.

 

He wasn’t lying back in the office - he was going to fix things, even if he didn’t know what he needed to fix first.

 

But first, he had to send missives to the boys. He wouldn’t tell them of his concerns, yet, but they deserved to know about her return. Even if the timing was far too coincidental for his liking.

 

He glanced back at the Genin corp one last time before walking away. He didn’t know what happened to her, but he was going to find out.

 

Notes:

This was a difficult one. I kept it short and sweet to focus on Erena here, but also set up the next few events.

Hopefully this will answer some questions a few of you had...no Danzo intervention to blame for Erenas solitude, just really really bad luck. Sometimes the world just sucks.

And tomorrow- another long awaited reunion!

Chapter 15: Shadows arc: part 8

Notes:

Lots of swear words. Erena has no other outlet for her anger-she does not apologise.

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Over the next few days, I saw Shikaku daily. I met him at his office after my designated D rank assignments, and we would talk for a couple hours. Sometimes it was meaningless drivel about my opinion about shop or cafe, but usually he would try and ask me about what I had been up to over the past few years. I made my life sound as boring as possible, and kept up the façade of being miserable with my circumstances...he seemed to eat it up.

 

By the end of the week I was worried I was going to run out of things to say...I didn’t enjoy playing shy, and as I was meant to be myself, I felt like I was in a cage. Occasionally Shikaku would do things to try and rile me up, between giving me answers that weren’t answers and terrible puns (“A drink, Erena? You know, the coffee has such a rough time here, it gets mugged every day!”), I could feel my mask slipping slightly.

 

At the end of the week, I headed to his office. For once he wasn’t ready for me and was in a meeting, so I sat in the seating area outside and reflected. Things were progressing too quickly for my liking. A man of Shikaku’s station should not be making so much time for me, estranged family member or not. I was worried Danzo’s comment about his guilt pushing things forward were true. Even if he did start to let his guard down, I had never planned to give everything I realised away to Danzo...just enough that he wouldn’t get suspicious. For instance, he didn’t need to know Shikaku held his important documents in his lower right drawer in the desk-there was a security seal in place, but it was a physical deactivation so wouldn’t be difficult to dismantle (it was also where he kept a secret stash of Sake and cigarettes, which was the only way I noticed due to the traces left behind...I’m guessing he wanted to ensure his wife never found them?). He also didn’t need to know Shikaku was in regular talks with someone from Kumo (some letters on his desk were made of a type of paper only found there. I couldn’t see the communications, but could have if I wanted to).

 

Finally, the door slid open, and Shikaku motioned to be to enter, a small smile on his face. As soon as I did, I was assaulted. Some ran at me, full force, and smothered me in a hug.  I stiffened under the action, eyes wide. I could see the face of the black haired person who attacked me, but considering Shisui was standing very closely behind him, I knew it was Itachi.

 

“Let up, Itachi, let me in there!” He said, smiling at me. I smiled softly in return.

 

Even though I has technically ‘seen’ Shisui on the mission to Wind, having him in from of me, with no sign of altered appearance or mask, left a jumpy feeling in my gut. Despite our similar age, he was much taller than me, and hair a lighter brown than I remembered...I’m guessing many missions outdoors had lightened it. He didn’t wear any standard Konoha uniform, but the high collared style the Uchiha seemed to favour.

 

Itachi finally let go and I was able to get a good look at him. He had grown so much...he was almost the same height as me now. And considering he was only nine, that didn’t bode well for my future height at all. His hair was longer, and he had lost a lot of the baby fat around the face.

 

“Itachi? Shisui?” I squeaked out - Only for Shisui to bombard me this time. I was not a physically affectionate person anymore, years of nothing but torture and debilitating spars will make you distrust any contact, so I felt more than a little awkward.

 

“Erena! We’ve missed you! Come on, you need to tell us everything! Where have you been? What have you been doing? Sit down, sit down!” Shisui was a whirlwind, and before I knew it, I was dragged to a seat and deposited. I kept looking back and forth between the two Uchiha, in somewhat disbelief.

 

Shikaku chuckled. “I’ll leave you three to catch up. I have a debrief downstairs.” He smiled and exited the room.

 

“Erena, are you okay? You seem a little shaken.” Itachi asked.

 

“I...this was unexpected. I apologise,” I said. God, this was hard. I just wanted to glomp him. Even though he was a qualified ninja, he was still the cutest thing. I was glad to see the years hadn’t taken away his heart.

 

“You apologise? What is this? Manners day? I’m surprised you haven’t given us a head injury yet,” Shisui joked.

 

I looked confused. “What for?”

 

“Errrr...you know...asshole Uchiha guards, messages getting intercepted, us ignoring you for years? You know, that kind of stuff!”

 

“Oh, well...it’s done now, I guess? And it’s fine, I know I wasn’t that important. I’ve managed.” I shrugged, making sure I looked a little sheepish.

 

The two Uchiha shared a look...I could read concern and surprise in both of them.

 

“Erena, we never meant to ignore you. We’ve missed you,” Itachi said. He gave me a small smile and clasped my arm. I tried not to flinch.

 

“Come on, let’s get out of here. Shikaku-samas office is nice and all, but it’s a little stuffy. Let’s go!” Shisui grabbed my arm, again, and dragged me out the door, Itachi following behind. Once out of the command centre, I was taken to a cafe just around the corner.

 

“I’ll order.” Itachi commented, before Erena followed Shisui to a booth.

 

He sat down, elbows on table and hands cupping his face, staring at her with a smile.  I had no idea how to proceed. My instincts were to smack the dopey look off his face...but that wouldn’t fit into my character.

 

Thankfully, before i had to say anything, Itachi appeared with a pile of dango. “The drinks will be along shortly,” he said, before sliding beside me and taking a stick. I stared at the pile...it was clearly for them all (although she had no doubt Itachi could finish the lot), but I was reluctant. Since joining ROOT, I had never consumed any kind of treat. Even on missions, I held back. Looking at it, I didn’t know why. What was so scary about some dango?

 

“Wow, Erena. You don’t need an invitation,” Shisui scoffed before taking one for himself. Slowly, i took a stick and had a bite. Clearly my face had slipped and betrayed me, because Shisui sniggered. “Whoa, I think we might need to give Erena and the dango a moment alone.”

 

Fuck that.

 

Without even thinking, I ripped the dango off the stick, and threw it at Shisui’s head, glaring. He moved to the side, but the wooden stick imbedded in the head rest. I had no regrets.

 

“At least her aim has improved,” Itachi commented cheerily, taking another bite of his own dango.

 

Shisui looked from the stick to me before looking at me with a grin. “I knew it! Shikaku said you were different, that the system had broke you...but that was just classic!”

 

“Hmmm...” Itachi pondered. “I thought that was just everyone’s natural reaction towards you, Shisui?”

 

I laughed. Really laughed. “Maybe not everyone, but at least the female half of the population.” I jibbed.

 

“Hey, the ladies love me!”

 

“Shisui, you’re eleven. Don’t be weird.”

 

“I’m not weird, you’re weird!”

 

“Yea, well, you trying to be normal with what I’ve gone through. You’d probably end up in psyche,” I plopped on of the dango balls in my mouth. Both boys went quiet and looked at me funny. Aw, crap. I sensed feelings were coming. I hated feelings.

 

“Look, guys, let’s stop this crap. Life has been shit, but I’m getting on with it. I’ve managed so far, it’s fine. Sure, it was lonely, but worse things could have happened.” Yea, like ROOT. “So can we just finish the dango, before Itachi eats it all, and talk about things that aren’t sad and depressing, okay?”

 

“Whatever you want, Erena,” Itachi said, smiling at me.

 

And just like that, it seemed like nothing had ever happened. Both seemed eager to ignore anything awkward, but did question me about my life. They seemed upset and angry at my situation, and Shisui tried to promise to intervene and get me out of Genin corps. I had to explain Shikaku was already looking into it, before he would calm down. They couldn’t understand how such a clerical error could be made. I snorted internally. Yea, me neither...it was shit like that that made me wonder how Danzo got away with any type of subterfuge before I came along.

 

I could have stayed and talked with them for hours, but it was Itachi that reminded us that we shouldn’t keep the Jounin Commander waiting for too long. It made me sad to cut things short, but they promised to see me again in a few days - they both had missions, so socialising would have to wait.

 

They left me with my uncle and disappeared. I think they found him a little intimidating. I never understood that, personally. He was just a lazy teddy bear. Maybe it was the scar? It must be the scar.

 

“I hope it was okay that I invited them? They had been looking for you long before me,” he said.

 

“They explained,” I said. During our chat, they explained how the only reason I knew I was alive was because of an Academy sensei’s comment to Itachi, and then they started to investigate. They hadn’t gotten anywhere by the time Shikaku overheard a conversation, and took over. From there, I’m guessing Shikaku made enough noise and ruffled enough feathers for Danzo to realise he had to react, and took the opportunity to plant me. Considering his other alternatives were likely going to be silencing Shikaku in some way, I was happy with how things had turned out. “I had a nice time, thank you.”

 

“I’m glad,” he smiled at me. “Now, I have a small proposal I want you to consider.” He moved around the desk and picked up a contract, holding it out to my direction.

 

It was a contract of employment. For me. Rather than working for the Genin corps, I was to be reassigned to a clerical position within the Jounin Command Centre, under the direct supervision of Nara Shikaku. It detailed expected duties (namely as his secretary), pay and other such details...A part of my was suspicious. This had been anticipated, but not so fast after being reunited, and certainly not in such a close position to Shikaku. In terms of her ‘mission’, it was perfect. Too perfect.

 

“But I don’t understand...I am with the Genin corps?” I whispered.

 

“Not anymore, if you accept this. You are still a Genin, but you will no longer be bound by their bureaucracy. I will be you superior, and as such, will have full say in your duties, and your progression. I am now fully responsible for you, and you only answer to me.”

 

I flicked through the contracts fine print. Interesting. In Shinobi terms, he was basically adopting me. The contract was similar to an apprenticeship, but didn’t put any responsibility on him to train me. It also meant that he would basically be in charge of my...everything. No one, except the Hokage, could reprimand me or give me orders without going through him first. Had I not been in ROOT, I would become nearly untouchable.

 

In some ways, civilians would have seen it like servitude, but shinobi would see it as an honour. To have such a distinguished figure take on a lowly genin for such a position? It was unheard of.

 

But more than that, it would give me security. Not from Danzo, sure, but it was always good to have a security blanket.

 

“I accept.” He handed me a pen, and I signed in the necessary places.

 

He clapped. “Excellent. Now, first thing to remember: I’m not your boss. I’m simply a relative that can fire you. Literally.”

 

I groaned.

 


 

 

After that, I had a new normal and acclimated to my role in Jounin Command easily. By the end of the second day, I had fixed the monstrosity that was the distribution and filing system...considering the place was meant to be run by geniuses, they had absolutely zero sense of organisation and common sense.

 

A lot of the desk clerks hated me, but I gave zero shits. Any comments or insults they made, I ignored...I wanted to bite back but held my tongue. Shikaku always watched me at the corner of his eyes, as though he was expecting something entertaining to happen, and always seemed disappointed when I walked away.

 

Another welcomed addition to my routine was Itachi and Shisui. It was only around them that I felt I could be my true self. We met up frequently - most the the time, they came together, but Shisui’s duties took him out of the village a lot, so Itachi often came alone. He was as thoughtful as I remembered, but also seemed to have developed a hidden talent for cheek...I guess I had rubbed off on him? Unless it was to me and Shisui, he was incredibly subtle, and hid it in polite comments. People never picked up on it, but on more that one occasion he made me spit of out my drink.

 

“Thank you, that is high praise Watanabe-sama.” He said, when an elderly gentleman approached him and congratulated him on the activation of his sharingan. “I’m impressed the news reached you so fast, you must have a good ear. Oh, I’m sorry - I think you have something on your nose? I apologise, I should not have said something. I should keep my business to myself.”

 

He was a master politician in the making. Not only did he insult someone for being behind on the gossip (his sharingan awakened months ago), but reminded him about keeping out of peoples business. And all with smiles and politeness. I would have just told him to fuck off and keep to himself.

 

My duties in ROOT had not changed, sadly, and I was almost running out of steam. I had my cover during the day, then administration duties for ROOT at night...I could start to see why Danzo had delegated some duties to me. It was tedious. Kutsu and Yumi were a great help, and I found myself relying on them quite a lot. Kutsu was especially good at research, and would collate all necessary information for missions before I set the plans and distributed them to the agents.

 

They also kept me up to date on the latest ROOT news. They were terrible little gossips and I loved them for it. They informed me of an unexpected change in Danzo’s affairs...he had taken a few of my infiltration corps members out of the field, and placed them in Konoha - they were poised as civilians, and had been given orders to destabilise and malign the Uchiha, by spreading rumours throughout the population...I didn’t like the sound of that at all. This was a textbook method of creating dissent, and depending on how he proceeded...lesser nations have fallen due to this.

 

But, unbeknownst to him, Kutsu and Yumi were aware of everything, and I had a tight grip on my infiltration corps. They no longer had complete trust and loyalty towards Danzo - I had planted enough doubt in their minds to allow them to think for themselves, and they trusted my orders implicitly.

 

For now, I told them to continue but soften the blow... i couldn’t get them to stop or it would arouse suspicion. I wanted he hear the effects of their mission, any rumours that took hold, and any changes. I would deal with this later, but I needed to know everything before I could reverse it...if things became heated, they were to inform me immediately.

 

But why was Danzo focusing on the Uchiha? He had never made any play for them before. I made it my mission to find out.

 

After a month, I was called into a briefing with him. His door was mostly closed, but opened an inch. He was alone, and seemed to be redressing his bandages. He was in process of wrapping his head, when I knocked the door. He started quickly and cast his eyes up. Both of his eyes up. And his right eye flashed with a sharingan...

 

The bastard was a bloodline thief.

 

“Hibari - you may enter,” he invited me into the room, as he still replaced the rags. He seemed completely as ease with me walking in.

 

I did as commanded, and stood in the centre before bowing, awaiting further command. It was difficult to keep my face blank, when my insides were rolling around in disgust. As a ninja, you were expected to do many unsavoury things, there were very little rules...and if you asked the majority of ninja, most rules were made to be broken. But one of the only unwritten rules that no one broke, at least in Konoha, was to never interfere with bloodlines. They were sacred.

 

To do so was considered worse than treason.

 

I had heard about the drama that Kakashi had gone through when his teammate willingly surrendered his sharingan to him. Even when the decision was upheld by Uchiha Fugaku, he was still not trusted my many, especially those with a Dojutsu. I was more than willing to bet on Danzo sacking a corpse to steal that eye.

 

“Sit. We have much to discuss...I am pleased with your progress so far. You have infiltrated the Jounin Command Centre with ease. Even with your previous successes, I did not expect such quick results,” he stated in praise. “I have brought you here to discuss another aspect of your mission, which I did not expect. Tell me...you have been spending time with Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Shisui, have you not?”

 

I had not kept our time together out of the report, as it was easily checked, but I did not expand any details. He had known I knew them before, so this should not have been surprising to him.

 

“Correct, Danzo-sama. I would have described them as friends before, and they seem keen on reestablishing that relationship. Nara Shikaku instigated our reunion, so to decline may have put my mission at risk.”

 

“Indeed. Tell me what you think of them?”

 

“Uchiha Shisui is an effective ANBU captain and Jounin, however is ruled my his emotions. He remains loyal to the village and had a jovial demeanour. While I have not seen Uchiha Itachi in the field, there are rumours of his talent. Itachi shows great emotional maturity for his age, however can be easily influenced.”

 

Danzo hummed thoughtfully. “Explain.”

 

“He is easily guided by Shisui. Despite being carefully controlled by his father, he looks up to Shisui as his moral compass, more than his superiors.”

 

“Interesting...and what do you think would happen, should I try to recruit them to ROOT?”

 

My heart jumped. I’d fucking kill you, that’s what.

 

“Based on my knowledge of the Uchiha clan, I believe your attempts would be unsuccessful.”

 

I had to retreat into my headspace to stop myself from lashing out or show any emotions. I didn’t know if he was testing me or was genuinely considering it. But either way, no one touches my boys.

 

“I believe your assessment to be correct. Disappointing, though it may be...” fucking disappointing? I’ll show you fucking disappointing. “However, I have brought you here for another reason...it has come to my attention that there are seeds if an Uchiha rebellion, and that Uchiha Fugaku is considering a coup. With your friendship with two important Uchiha clan members, I want to you pay extra attention to anything they may say...or indeed may not say. You understand your role more than most, I trust you need no further instruction?”

 

“No, Danzo-sama. It shall be done.”

 

My mind was reeling. This must be new information, as I had not been informed of it yet. The others reported unease with the Uchiha, and tempers rising, but nothing to this extent. Now I understood Danzo’s play-he was attempting to increase tensions within the clan...but to what end? Did it have something to do with the stolen sharingan?

 

No more watching. This needed nipped in the bud.

 

“Excellent, now. Shall we play a game of Shogi? I believe it has been far too long?”


 

As ordered, I kept any eye out for any issues with the Uchiha, the boys and beyond...but that didn’t mean I had to report it.

 

I noticed some very concerning things. Firstly, was the lack of respect from the civilians. The Police Force was not taken seriously at all. However, they didn’t help themselves as rumours of grumpy attitudes and poor social skills turned out to be correct.

 

Secondly, and most concerning, were the rumours of their involvement in the Kyuubi attack...were people really that stupid? And gullible? That one was a plant of Danzo’s, and perhaps the more damaging as it trickled into the shinobi forces. It may be difficult to quell that rumour without proof, but there were ways around it...distraction was a wonderful tool.

 

I had a plan, but to ensure success I needed to guarantee the cooperation of a very important key figure...and that was going to be difficult considering I hadn’t met him since my return. I had to think of a way of getting his attention without rousing suspicion...I had an idea but it was dubious as best...and I didn’t like to work on maybes. Just in case I had to resort to it, I instructed the Infiltration Corps plants not to report any of my interactions with any of the Uchiha.

 

It was lunchtime, and I was waiting on a park bench waiting for Itachi to join me. It was one of the few days we had lunch together. I sat reading minutes from a meeting, bored as he was running late.

 

Nakahara?” a voice questioned. I stiffened. This was an unknown variable I did not need.

 

“Hatake-san? Good afternoon. I’m surprised you remember me! You haven’t seen me since I was a child.” I attempted a cordial greeting, really hoping he read between the lines. Fuck off, we don’t know each other, this is not a safe place to talk.

 

“Indeed. You look different but much the same...” he gave me a suspicious look. “I presume you have been keeping well? Are your keeping busy?” Are you still in ROOT? Should I be concerned? Are you on a mission?

 

“I’m always busy, Hatake-san, no rest for the wicked! But I am okay, things could be worse, I appreciate your concern.” I’m on a mission, still in ROOT, I’m coping and I got this.

 

“Mah, if you are sure. If you ever need anything, let me know,” he said before moving on. Knowing that paranoid git, there was no way he was going to leave it but he could take a hint.

 

Moments later, Itachi arrive, out of breath.

 

“Sorry! My father kept me training! Was that Hatake Kakashi?”

 

“No idea. I thought he was some homeless bum trying to get change from me. Now let’s go get food!”

 


 

The rest of the afternoon went quick enough. I was packing up, when an unexpected guest approached my desk. Looking up, I saw Hyuuga Hiashi, staring at me in confusion.

 

“Can I help you, Hyuuga-sama? If you are looking for Shikaku, I believe is free?” There was a standing instruction to accept all clan heads and elders, unless he was in a meeting.

 

“What are you doing here?” he asked, gruffly, but with a hint of surprise.

 

Rude, much?

 

“I’m sorry, I should introduce myself! I am Nakahara Erena, Shikaku’s new secretary.” I bowed. “Shall I take you through?”

 

He stared at me for a second longer. “Indeed.”

 

Wow, who pissed in your cereal?

 

I opened the door, and gestured for Hiashi to enter, before following and closing the door behind.

 

“Oh, Hiashi! Is that the time? My thoughts got away from me. Let me set up the board.” He moved to one of his cabinets and extracted an old, well used Shogi board. “Erena, would you mind getting us some tea? Me and Hiashi have our monthly game...you’d never think it, but he’s got quite a mind on him.” He laughed. “Anyone that can a political nightmare into a peace treaty with the Raikage is an interesting opponent, wouldn’t you agree?”

 

I raised my eyebrow a fraction and regarded Hiashi. “Indeed. That is very impressive, Hiashi-sama. Please excuse me, I will be right back with your tea.”

 

I left the room, to prepare the tea as directed...that was an interesting development...the Hyuuga were known to be isolationists. They didn’t frequently partake in social activity outside of the clan, so this was a big change in the status quo. And a big step between clan relations. This was how alliances were made.

 

Like a lightbulb going off in my head, I suddenly knew what to do.

 

Eureka,” I whispered.

 

I brought the tray to them and poured their first cups. “Will that be all, Shikaku?”

 

He waved me away, eyes not leaving the board-they had already started. I flicked my eyes down- Hiashi had started on the offensive. How predictable...”Sure, Erena, you’re free to go. See you tomorrow.”

 

I bowed at them both. “It was a pleasure to meet you, Hyuuga-sama.”

 

He nodded briefly in reply, narrowing his eyes at me, but didn’t say anything.

 

I had to bite my tongue before insulting the mans manners. He was nicer then he had a katana in his hand.

 

But never mind that...thanks to him, I had a plan for the Uchiha...and I had things to do, people to see, and a shit ton of super glue to buy.

 



 

Interlude

 

Shikaku watched as Erena closed the door softly behind her.

 

Hiashi raised an eyebrow in his direction, and gave Shikaku a calculated look. “Interesting secretary you have there, Shikaku.”

 

Shikaku raised an eyebrow back, “My niece...her mother was a cousin on my fathers side.” He moved one of his Generals to a defence position, anticipating Hiashi’s next move.

 

“A Nara? That explains a lot. She must get her talent from her mother’s side.”

 

“Talent? As a secretary?” Shikaku was slightly perplexed. As far as he knew, Hiashi had never encountered Yui, and you could hardly comment on someone’s competency based on their ability to make tea.

 

Hiashi scoffed. “Why you keep your niece as a secretary is beyond me...surely her talents would be better used elsewhere? It seems such a waste of potential. Are assignments for Jounin so scarce you are putting them to clerical tasks now?”

 

“Hiashi...I think you are confused. Erena is a Genin.” Shikaku shook his head in humour, but it was Hiashi’s turn to look perplexed.

 

“Genin? She is no mere Genin, I assure you.”

 

Shikaku regarded his friend and furrowed his brow, giving him a quizzical look. He knew that, but there was no way Hiashi should have known that. Hiashi seemed to understand that their was some definite communication problems between the two men, and speaking in mere conjecture wasn’t going to cut it.

 

“Tell me, did you know that the Byukagan can see through the masks of ANBU?”

 

“No. I can’t say I ever considered it. Why would you...hm.” Shikaku’s face hardened. ‘Of course.’

 

Hiashi gestured his head towards the door. “As I said, interesting secretary you have there.” And he played his next piece.

 


 

Following his conversation with Hiashi, Shikaku’s mind was made up. Over the past few weeks he had pieced together enough information to paint a picture, but he there were still several details lacking.

 

He suspected she was tasked with spying on him, but to what effect he did not know. In response, he decided to utilise the old saying of ‘keep your friends close, and your enemies closer’...it would be easier to monitor her, if she was always with him.

 

He had suspected Erena to be a double agent of some kind...initially he thought she was an enemy agent taking up her disguise...but her memories were too specific, and the Uchiha boys shared none of his suspicions. He had wide theories of kidnapping by another country and planted here...but for Hiashi to recognise her as a Konoha ANBU...

 

He requested a meeting with the ANBU General, under the premise of discussing highly sensitive information in person. It was not an unusual request, so no suspicions would be raised.

 

When questioned about the ANBU policy on the recruitment of genin, the man had practically laughed in his face (in reality, he snorted once, but that was as much of a chuckle as he would ever give). Shikaku had explained he had reasonable evidence of a genin entering ANBU, aged nine as a maximum, but likely had joined prior. The ANBU General had stiffened slightly, but not before walking to the door and whispering an order to one of his guards. Several minutes later, two ANBU entered, with masks signalling their identity as Dog and Cat. Humorous...

 

“This is where I leave, but I shall return in an hour. Shikaku, I believe these two will be of further use than I will. And I want to be able to claim at least some deniability.”

 

The door closed behind him.

 

“Well, gentlemen, what can you tell me about children in ANBU? Considering the General is wiping his hands of it, I’m betting it’s more than a little classified, hm?”

Notes:

Let the games begin!

Chapter 16: Shadows arc: part 9

Chapter Text

 

I was called into Shikaku’s office earlier than normal. I always arrived before the morning missives, but you were lucky if he arrived before ten thirty...the joys of being your own boss. And if he was in before me, then I was likely to bet one of two things- Yoshino had kicked him out the house (likely), or something big was going down...I hoped it was the second one, but only because I was bored.

 

As much as I enjoyed the comforts of a normal life, being in ROOT had set unrealistic expectations in terms of mental stimulation. I had constantly been on mission, or planning, or learning...and now I was filing paperwork alphabetically. Even my previous deep cover missions were better than this - I had specific tasks and a full disguise to maintain at least. This was how I imagined mental torture to be...repetitive tasks that required no brain. Maybe T and I should look into that?

 

Even my evenings in ROOT were not enough to satiate the boredom of the day. I couldn’t believe I looked forward to being in that dungeon, but anything was better than this. I could see why desk clerks were notoriously grumpy.

 

I entered the room, closed the door and sat down in front of Shikaku’s desk awaiting instruction. He was mid paperwork, but stopped once he realised I was there. He looked stern...very much in leader mode. Oh dear, what had I done now?

 

“Erena, I asked you here as I have questions for you, and I need you to answer truthfully. Do you understand?”

 

“Sure, Shikaku. What’s up?” I asked.

 

He let out a breath. “Where to begin...” he straightened his posture and looked me dead in the eye. “What exactly is Danzo hoping to accomplish here?”

 

I stilled, concentrating on keeping my heart rate stable. “I don’t understand Shikaku...has Danzo done something? Have I missed the minutes?”

 

“He’s done so much more than you know,” he sighed. “I know you are a member of ROOT. Now, I am ordering you to tell me everything you know. Starting with your mission here.” He looked angry. So angry...I knew this day would come, but I didn’t expect him to find all of the pieces so quickly...it left me a little shocked. And the fact he even found out about ROOT, that was surprising. I was expecting him to think I was only black ops.

 

Before I could try and open my mouth, his office door opened abruptly, and a harassed looking Kakashi flew in. He ran over to me, and covered my mouth. He was so quick I couldn’t even dream of evading him.

 

“Stop! Don’t ask her any more. Tenzō just explained she’s had a cursed seal placed on her...if she speaks about the organisation or Danzo, it will paralyse her or worse.”

 

So that’s who hold him. That little snitch!

 

Shikaku looked appalled, and looked towards me with concern. I attempted to move from Kakashi, but his grip on my mouth was firm. So I did the next best thing and licked him...he released me immediately.

 

“What the hell, Erena!” He exclaimed, wiping his hand on his trousers.

 

“You little rat! What exactly did you tell him? I told you everything was under control!”

 

“He already figured most of it out Erena. I just filled in the details.”

 

“You did more than that, idiot! Do you know how dangerous this is?!”

 

“QUIET!” Shikaku shouted. “First of all, close the door Kakashi. This is not a public conversation...secondly, everyone sit down.”

 

I sat back in my seat and and sighed. “I haven’t even had a coffee yet...”

 

“Really, Erena, that’s your main complaint?” Kakashi bewildered.

 

“No, you are my main complaint, but I can’t fix that now, can I?” I narrowed my eyes at him.

 

“Erena, behave...” Shikaku sounded pained. “We have more pressing things to deal with than childish squabbles. Now, what is this about a cursed seal, Kakashi?”

 

I crossed my arms in tantrum. Hello, sitting right here?

 

“Danzo places a cursed seal on all active ROOT agents. It is situated on the tongue, and is linked to a key tenketsu point. If activated, it will paralyse and inflict pain on the agent. But if remains activated, will result in a slow and painful death. They can be triggered remotely, by Danzo himself, or if they break the commands placed within the seal...namely disclosing any information about Danzo or ROOT to outside sources.”

 

Shikaku looked pale, realising the implications. Had he continued to question Erena, and she tried to answer any of his questions...bye bye Erena...

 

“Open your mouth, Erena.” He whispered.

 

“Really? Fine...look!” I opened my mouth and extended my tongue, showing the seals remains. Once I was happy Shikaku saw the evidence (he sat back and looked like he wanted to be sick), I snapped it shut again. “And calm down, both of you. As per usual, Kakashi thinks he knows more than he actually does,” I glared at him, before looking at Shikaku. “Danzo’s seal didn’t even last an hour before I literally burned the fucker off.”

 

“What? That’s not possible!” Kakashi seemed butthurt.

 

“Pfft...of course it isn’t. Get with the program, evidence right here, yah? Look: Danzo, ROOT, cult, brainwashing, traitorous bastard. Ta dah!

 

“But it should have kill you if you tried saying anything!”

 

“Holy shit, am I a ghost?” I jumped up and turned around, looking at myself in shock. “Can you see me? Am I invisible? Can you see me right now?” I made a rude gesture with my hands in his direction.

 

I expected a reprimand from Shikaku, but all I got was a chuckle. “You know, if you acted like this when we first met, I probably wouldn’t have figured anything out. This is the Erena I remembered...the troublesome little pain in the ass.”

 

I smiled and shrugged. “For the record, I had nothing to do with my cover story. It was so amateur I felt dirty playing it. For all his evil deeds and political games, Danzo is beyond pathetic in terms of imagination and actually understanding people.”

 

“Just to confirm - cursed seal is really not a problem? You are able to talk freely without repercussion?”

 

“I was introduced to seals when I was three years old, and could call myself an expert at six. A thirteen level branching cursed seal with only a single tenketsu link is literally child’s play.”

 

Both men went quiet. Kakashi was the first to speak. “Are you telling us you were a Fuuinjutsu master at six years old?”

 

“Well, I wouldn’t say master...”

 

Shikaku shook his head. “This explains so much...no wonder so much of the forest was destroyed...” Ah, practice sessions with my parents in the Nara forest, I almost forgot about that...”No, we need to get back to the topic at hand. We need to be careful, the last thing I want to do is arouse suspicion and for more of Danzo’s ROOT to attempt to listen in.”

 

I scoffed, “I wouldn’t worry about that. There’s no one else around.”

 

“Erena, we can’t be too careful. Even you can’t know where Danzo places his spies. He has already shown how untrustworthy he could be.”

 

“Even I can’t know? I know plenty, thank you.”

 

“Mah, Erena. This isn’t a game. Danzo’s network is vast and, from what I know, his intelligence operation is superior to even ANBU.”

 

“Aw, thanks Kakashi...I think that’s the first you’ve ever complimented me!” I beamed. He blinked. “Who do you think set up that network, mmm?”

 

“You? But you are only one of his undercover agents?”

 

I sent them both a shit eating grin. “I thought you learned before- I’m not what I seem? Actually, you’ll find I’m in charge of all espionage assignments and information assimilation. Say hello to the head of the ROOT Infiltration Corps, and Danzo’s second in command.”

 

Both men went silent. Whatever they had been expecting, it wasn’t that.

 

“Erena...”Shikaku started. “I don’t need to rescue you from Danzo, do I?”

 

“No, but someone may need to rescue Danzo from me.”

 


 

After I was ‘outed’, I felt a huge weight lifted off my shoulder I didn’t even know was there. We didn’t go into too much detail the first session, but I made them aware my overall aim to bring down Danzo. Shikaku, being overprotective, asked me to reconsider - he offered me a way to leave ROOT, saying he would petition the Hokage to remove me, much in the way of Kakashi and Tenzo, but I refused.

 

It wasn’t only revenge now, it was a matter of principle. I had loyal people in ROOT, some of which I would consider friends, and I wasn’t going to abandon them. Shikaku was still concerned, but Kakashi respected that...he said he still felt guilty about leaving me behind before, so he would support me any way he could.

 

And even if we ignored my personal feelings, the security of Konoha was at risk. Danzo had removed his focus from external threats (which is what he was supposed to be doing) and instead had become the internal threat himself. I didn’t tell them the specifics (Danzo’s new focus on the Uchiha, his stolen Sharingan and the potential Uchiha coup), but I told them something big was happening, and it couldn’t be ignored. They asked for more information, of course, but I refused...it was safer for them both not to know right now. Eventually, they accepted, but gave me an open invitation to include them whenever I saw fit.

 

When Kakashi was no longer there, Shikaku asked me to describe my time in ROOT...from the beginning. But I couldn’t. I wasn’t ready, and it wouldn’t have done him any good. I knew he felt guilty for everything I had been through, and it wouldn’t help either of us. I gave him some short stories, without too much detail, and promised him I’d tell him more when I was ready...What information I did tell him, he took badly. The next morning I found him passed out on his desk with more than one empty sake bottle, and files about missing children lying haphazardly around...if he wasn’t careful, he was going to get himself killed.

 

But thankfully, he was a Nara. And now a very motivated Nara.

 

After this, our relationship improved dramatically. For one, I let myself go. No more of the quiet little mouse. Erena got her groove back! I was careful outside of the office, but I didn’t let people get away with badmouthing me anymore. And Shikaku found every second hilarious (“Erena, please, never go into politics properly...I’m not sure I could handle it.”)

 

Also, we now had frequent Shogi matches. They were nothing like my rigid sessions with Danzo...Shikaku was a strategist through and through. When he found out about my exploits in Kumo and beyond, he had to see my skills for himself. I had never been more mentally challenged in my life. Not to toot my own horn, but I was exceptional - but Shikaku wasn’t bad himself. Even after the first few moves of the first game, I was impressed by his reaction and foresight...so I lost the first few on purpose. After that, I continually won four games out of five. Shikaku was frustrated and impressed.

 

“Once you’re out of ROOT, you are joining the Intelligence division,” he stated mid game one day (I was going to win in five moves).

 

“Uncle Shikaku, once I’m out of ROOT, I’m going for the longest nap you’ve ever seen.”

 

“You forget I’m a Nara. We invented naps.”

 

“Theeeeee longest nap you’ve ever seen, Uncle Shikaku. Ever. Like a hibernation, but even longer.”

 

Things with Itachi and Shisui were also great. They couldn’t seem to get enough, and it seemed like they were trying to make up for lost time. Itachi was the most adorable thing since kittens were invented (and I use this analogy as kittens also have claws), and Shisui was an everlasting pain in the ass.

 

“You know, Erena...if you really wanted them, you should have held onto them better. What’s that saying again...finders keepers?”

 

“You didn’t find anything, you little shit. You shunshined over here and stole them.”

 

“Yea, well, we are ninja?” He shrugged and ate one of my mochi.

 

“I swear, Shisui. I am going to end you...how the hell did you ever make Jounin? You are about as mentally capable as a baboon.”

 

“I’m a clever baboon, what can I say?”

 

“Not clever enough not to throw your own shit around.”

 

“And what is that supposed to mean-OI, what the HELL was that?”

 

I had thrown mud at his face, and it landed right on target. “Where’s your shunshin now, huh?”

 

I knew that gleam in his eyes, and I squeaked and ran behind Itachi for protection.

 

“You know, Erena...I have been wondering...why are you still a Genin? Why don’t you ask Shikaku-sama to nominate you for the Chuunin exams?” Itachi was taking part in the next set of exams, less than a month away. He was performing solo-much to the dismay of his old sensei, but his father had pushed for it...I had no doubts he would be promoted, but I did worry for the guy.

 

I shrugged in reply. “I guess I just don’t care anymore? I’m kind of settled with how things are, you know?”

 

“Settled? When have you ever been settled, Erena? You were frigging creating seals before you could walk,” Shisui volunteered, still wiping the mud from his face. At least I missed his hair?

 

“Seals? Oh. I forgot about those. They were fun.”

 

The boys shared a look, but Itachi spoke. “What do mean? Do you not practice sealing anymore?”

 

“There wasn’t really any point in the Genin Corps...there wasn’t really much point in anything in the Genin Corps, to be honest.”

 

They looked lost. “Nope. I think you broke my brain...training grounds, now,” Shisui said, before grabbing me and shunshinning us to an Uchiha training ground. Now, I like a shunshin as much as the next girl, but being carried on a shunshin? A whole heap of nope.

 

Once he let me go, I detached myself, fell to the ground and started dry heaving. “Why...did...you...that?

 

“I guess baboons move too fast for you to keep up with?” he snickered.

 

“I hate you,” I said, trying to find my balance and stand back up. Itachi arrived just as I found my feet.

 

“A little warning next time, Shisui, please?” Itachi gave his cousin a dry look. “I checked three other grounds before this one, and saw...things I shouldn’t have.”

 

“Oh?” Shisui asked, eyebrow raised and a maniacal grin on his face.

 

“Lets just say training grounds aren’t only used for training grounds.”

 

Shisui cackled. “Western training ground, huh?” He wiggled his eyebrows

 

“You’re a pervert!” I cried, going to smack him on the head.

 

“Nah. They are just like clockwork. Pretty much everyone knows...considering shinobi are meant to be trained in evasion, both missed those lessons at the Academy. Now - back to the subject at hand!” He clapped his hands dramatically. “Welcome to the Super Special Nakahara Erena Training Show - hosted by yours truly!”

 

“No.” I said, deadpan. Lying about my skills was fine, but I had avoided training with them on purpose. I could downplay to some extent, but the risk of slipping up during a physical session was much higher.

 

“Yes! Now come on...between the two of us, we’ll whip you into shape in to time!”

 

“I do think Shisui’s idea does have some merit, Erena.” Itachi agreed. “Especially now you are working with your uncle, you should not sit idle.”

 

Great, they thought I was lazy. Technically I was working two jobs, but still managed training sessions at the ROOT base twice a week...and they weren’t exactly relaxing. I was only managing about four hours of sleep a night (on a good day), so I was physically exhausted most of the time. I didn’t need to add the Uchiha special brand of torture into the mix.

 

Sadly, if they both agreed on something, I knew I had no chance.

 

“Fine. But you’re explaining any injuries to Shikaku if they interfere with work. And for the record, I think this is a bad idea.”

 

“That’s the spirit!” Shisui seemed thrilled. It made me nervous. “Now first, we have to see what level you are at. How about a little spar?”

 

“Shisui, you are a Jounin. I don’t have a deathwish.”

 

“That never used to stop you.” He said. “And besides - I mean you and Itachi. I’m going to watch and evaluate. Taijutsu only, no weapons.”

 

Honestly, from how I understood things, Itachi wasn’t any better a choice, Genin or not. While I knew I was at Jounin level, I couldn’t give them anything that may elude them to my skills. From living in the Genin Corps, I had seen examples of the others skills, and they were pitiful...if I had to dumb down to that level, I was going to get hurt.

 

First, Itachi began quite carefully, and seemed happy for me to set the pace. But after a while, he noticed I wasn’t going to volunteer anything further, so amped it up a notch. His movements were fluid and precise -Genin my ass. He should have been promoted ages ago. Saying that, I was better. I could have overpowered him easily but I had an act to maintain. I let every other hit through, and gave an over exaggerated fall when he kicked the small of my back.

 

Finally, Shisui called it to a close. “Now, let’s add in some kunai!”

 

I didn’t have any on me (I rarely carried weapons these days), so Shisui gave me his pouch.

 

Fighting hand to hand with kunai was fine, but I was used to the tanto. It meant a lot of my muscle memory wasn’t suited to such a close range, but it wasn’t difficult to adapt - it was basically taijutsu but with pointy hands. It was also quite easy to get carried away. It was actually really quite fun-as I relaxed most around the boys, I forgot to lower my skills during the match. At one point I had him help against the tree, kunai to him throat. He grinned at me, “you’re really quite good at this!”

 

My eyes widened in realisation that I had dropped my guard. It was a stupid mistake, and I did not make them. My grip on my kunai loosened slightly, and the tension in my body relaxed. Itachi, seeing this as an opening, ducked under my blade to spin and kick my legs out from under me.

 

Any self respecting shinobi should have easily corrected to flip up, but I fell hard on my back. Itachi clearly had not been anticipating this, as he was still mid spin, and the angle of his kunai caused him to slice across my chest...had it been even an inch higher, he would have hit my neck.

 

“Erena!” I heard Shisui shout, and he was at my side a moment later and applying pressure to the injury. Unfortunately, it was long and slightly deep, and so was bleeding fairly heavily. From experience, I knew no major vessels were knicked, so I didn’t worry too much. All bleeding stops eventually (even if you’re dead).

 

I stayed lying on my back, and started hyperventilating-giving the appearance of panic. I heard Itachi drop his kunai on the ground and a sharp gasp.

 

“Erena...I’m sorry...I didn’t...” I heard Itachi flounder, even though I couldn’t see him.

 

“Itachi, calm yourself,” Shisui took charge. “I’ll keep pressure, but you need to find someone-ideally with medical ninjutsu knowledge. Go!” I heard a shuffling and then Itachi’s presence was no longer there.

 

“Erena, I need you to concentrate on me, can you do that?” Shisui said, firmly but softly. “I need you to slow your breathing. If you continue to hyperventilate you are going to pass out. You are going to be fine, it’ll all be fixed in no time. You got it?” He was looking straight at me, and didn’t have a lick of concern on his face. For all of his clown-like antics, he was pretty good at this.

 

I did as he commanded (it wasn’t like it was hard), and a few seconds later three figures appeared. I knew one was Itachi, but I didn’t recognise the chakra signatures of the other two. Not a few moments passed, and Itachi’s mother’s face came into my view- I had not seen her since my return, but she was just as pretty as I remembered. She gave me a comforting smile, before a green glow appeared on her hand, and she started healing my wound. I suspected her knowledge was of field medic capability, and largely out of practice...while she healed my wound, it took her around ten times the amount of time it would take any trained ROOT agent...and at least half of our forces were trained in basic Mystic Palm technique- as our training is so brutal, a widespread general medical knowledge was required even for day-to-day.

 

When she was finished, Shisui helped me sit up. I looked around at my audience and gave everyone a sheepish smile. Shisui looked mildly  concerned, while Itachi looked distraught and on the verge of tears. Mikoto regarded me thoughtfully and with care...a typical mother’s look. The final presence, was Uchiha Fugaku. Well, this was beginning to get embarrassing.

 

His resting bitch face was on in full force, and he looked angry...at me and the others. “Now that the injury is dealt with, I expect a full explanation,” he said, sternly.

 

“My apologise, Otou-san. It was my fault! We were training and I lost control of the situation!” Itachi blabbed...I didn’t even know he was capable of blabbing. His current composure was very different to what I was used to...guess I wasn’t the only person playing two acts.

 

“Training or not, this type of injury should not have occurred in a simple spar.”

 

“Fugaku-sama.” Shisui bowed. “It was my idea. We were evaluating Erena’s skills. I was proctoring and I should have paid more attention.”

 

Fugaku’s eyes narrowed. “Evaluating her skills?”

 

“Yes, sir. We have not trained with Erena, and wished to see how her capabilities have grown within the Genin Corps.”

 

“Genin corps? Itachi was sparring with a member of the Genin Corps? How could you have been so foolish!” He was angry but didn’t raise his voice a decibel. It was a talent he had there. “For a spar with such a clear mismatch of skills, there is no wonder something like this happened.” Both Itachi and Shisui looked out out. “For now, you will take her home. I will deal with you two later.” He turned around and disappeared.

 

“Hi Fugaku, nice to see you again!” I shouted after him cheerfully, even though he had already gone. Mikoto chuckled softly to my side...I almost forgot she was there.

 

“Hello Erena-chan! It’s good to see you too. Such a pity of the circumstance.” She smiled at me with a hint of mirth in her eye. “Let’s get you changed first...we can’t have you walking through the village like that. Follow me, you two.” She signalled to the boys. I looked down...my clothes were more than a little ruined.

 

We walked back to clan heads house...my first thoughts were ‘well, this is pretty drab.’ It might be a little unfair, but their old home (before changing district) was beautiful in every way. You could tell they had made the best of a bad situation, but I had only been to their old home once, and even I missed it. We stepped inside for a moment while we took our outdoor shoes off, and a blue blur came barrelling up to Itachi.

 

“Nii-san!” Of course. I forgot about Sasuke...I remembered this tiny baby Itachi had fawned over, but now he must have been about four? Five? I was terrible at children’s ages...they were either two or ten, there was no in between.

 

Itachi did not mention Sasuke when we hung out, which surprised me looking back. Had this been on purpose? As I watched him pick Sasuke up and doted on him, it was clear his brother was a main focal point in his life. Didn’t he want us to meet? I felt slightly hurt.

 

“Come on, Erena. Let’s get you cleaned up. You can have one of Itachi’s plain shirts.” She took me upstairs and showed me the bathroom. I was given a wash cloth and a towel to clean the blood. Even though Itachi was slightly smaller than me, the shirt fit well as he preferred a loose fit.

 

Once I was downstairs, I made my thanks to Mikoto for the healing and care, before I was quickly shepherded out of the house, and escorted back to the Genin Corps barracks. Despite my employment with Shikaku, I did not have enough funds to rent my own place, and I refused any charity from him. I could have saved myself the torture of pre-teen girls and stayed at ROOT, but that would arouse suspicion - as far as Danzo would have been concerned, anyway.

 

On the walk home, I heard Shisui clear his throat. “Listen, Erena. That shouldn’t have happened. It got a little out of hand.”

 

“I’m so sorry Erena!” Itachi squeaked. I felt bad - I had made a misstep on purpose, and now Itachi was drowning in guilt.

 

“It’s okay, training accidents happen! We’re ninja, no hard feelings!” I said cheerfully.

 

“Training accidents like that shouldn’t happen, Erena.” Pfft, shows what you know. Fancy a field trip to ROOT? “That’s why Fugaku was so angry. We made a mistake, and it won’t happen again.” Itachi nodded in agreement.

 

“It’s fine, really! I had fun!”

 

“Training is not a game, Erena!” Shisui snapped. “It’s dangerous. Our lives are dangerous. I should have had more sense...you’ve been in Genin Corps for too long. It was stupid of me to think that you were on par with Itachi. A Genin desk ninja and a shinobi on jounin-route are not the same. You’re just not on the same league as us anymore.”

 

Ouch

Everyone went silent, and even Itachi looked stunned as Shisui’s outburst. My heart dropped. I guess after this, my friends opinion had changed, and his opinion of me had dropped considerably. I had not lied to them about my ‘abilities’ before, but for them to see me get hurt so easily must have made them realise the ‘truth’.

 

We reached the gates of the barracks soon enough. I shuffled awkwardly, and attempted to smile at them before making my way inside. Itachi grabbed my arm and brought me into a firm hug. “I’m so sorry, Erena. I really am.”

 

I squeezed him back and whispered, “I know, and don’t worry-really. I guess I’ll see you next week?” They both had missions and training, so we had already arranged our next meet up in advance.

 

“Of course!” He said. I cast my eyes to Shisui, but he was looking at the ground. His face was so emotionless, he could have fit into ROOT easily right then.

 

“See you later, Shisui?” I tried. He looked up, surprised and gave me a short nod. I smiled at him briefly, squeezed Itachi’s hand before finally heading inside.

 

When I finally managed to sleep several hours later (post-ROOT activities), I felt hollow.

 


 

I didn’t have much time to mope over the incident with the Uchiha, as I has a job to do. As much as a shit show yesterday had been, it did open up one slightly difficult door - getting reacquainted with Uchiha Fugaku. Before, I had been planning on using Itachi to reintroduce us, and even though yesterday didn’t leave the greatest of impressions, I could still work with it.

 

First, though - damage limitation. I informed all ROOT Infiltration Corps to speak nothing of the next week to Danzo. I even used my scary voice to show how serious I was.

 

Secondly- I apologised to Shikaku in advance. I informed him of my plans for the week, and that he may receive complaints. I offered shadow clones to ensure my work was still completed, when I couldn’t be present (as I did when I left the Genin a corps barracks at night). When he asked for more details, he simply laughed...I think he thought I was just going on a childish streak, but it was very very important.

 

And thus began the Great Uchiha Prank War.

 

With both Itachi and Shisui away, there would be no outside intervention, so the timing couldn’t have been better.

 

On day one, I started with tripping Police Force members up. I also placed “Homing tags” on them, and various water, paint and glitter filled balloons around the village...effectively, when they passed within range of the ammunition, the balloons would be immediately attracted to them, and hit them perfectly (I developed these when I was six, following kunai lessons with Shisui). I also made sure they knew who was responsible, by showing pitiful little attempts at evasion.

 

It only took until midday of day two for them to have enough and come after me. Unfortunately for them, I had already set a trap. And, as planned, Fugaku stepped in to pick up the pieces.

 

“And why did you place adhesive all over the ground?”

 

“To stop the police from chasing after me.”

 

“And why are the police chasing after you?”

 

“Because I’m running from them.”

 

“And why are you running from the police?”

 

“Seemed fun.”

 

Exasperation, thy name is Fugaku.

 

He looked like he was in utter disbelief of my very existence, but also wanted to throttle me. I was amazed there wasn’t a lick of anger, but I was very endearing when I wanted to be. Plus I made sure there was no lasting damage. I wasn’t creating any enemies over something this silly. No, this was was a way of getting his attention.

 

Fugaku sighed. “Why do I get the feeling that this won’t be the last time I’ll be seeing you?”

 

“Because you are a very smart man,” I beamed.

 

Over the next few days, I pranked the police station at least once daily. I kept it fairly simple - I wanted attention, not a police record. And I enjoyed every moment - paper being stuck on every surface, to the furniture being placed on the ceiling (in perfect mirrored positioning), to replacing the water coolers with sake (unprofessional but with excellent results for everyone) and dying all uniforms pink (I created a seal to change the pigments in the cloth, the process was less fun than the others but Uchiha really didn’t suit pink,so it was worth it).

 

“For an acquaintance of my sons, I expected far better than this childish behaviour. I thought you understood my thoughts on immature decisions during your training mishap?”

 

“No harm no foul! And I like to keep people on their toes, can’t have you getting complacent!”

 

“We are in a hidden village, complacency is not a risk. Shinobi are always on their guard. You should be careful that these pranks do not end up targeting the wrong individual.”

 

I smiled stiffly. “That is true, even battles can come from within. You never know who to trust these days. People could end up hurting friends, if not careful.”

 

“Indeed.”

 

“But people end up doing crazy things when they are bored or lose focus. Who knows, maybe the Nara will get tired of cloud watching and start a coup...wouldn’t that be something?” I tilted my head in a thoughtful expression, but kept direct eye contact, not blinking once. I read somewhere it was a show of dominance, but it just made my eyes water. Even if only for the briefest of moments, I saw his whole body tense. His face did not betray anything, but it didn’t need to. I knew I had struck a cord.

 

“BUT!” I fake cheered, startling him. “You’re right. I should try and tone it down. Your police force are far too busy to be running around after little ol’ me...or well, not running after little ol’ me ha! Did they get the glue off their shoes okay?” I impressed myself far too much sometimes. “I should do something to keep me busy...say? Do you play Shogi? I like Shogi! We should play. I bet you’d be good.”

 

This was a very dangerous game I was playing. Fugaku was a dangerous man, and I was very much aware of how much I had just antagonised him. For all intents and purpose, I had exposed my suspicion of an Uchiha coup to the man likely in charge of said coup...he could kill me for less. But, there were many things he didn’t know. Who else knew? Why ANBU weren’t arresting him as we spoke? How did I know? Did I actually know what I know, or am I just a brat? I had just invited him to a private conversation to discuss matters, but made no demands...the next step was very much up to him. I hoped he was as cautious as I hoped he’d be.

 

“Hmmm. Tomorrow you shall join me. Find me at the station once your duty with Shikaku is over. I trust you will remain out of trouble until then?” He asked, one eyebrow raised.

 

“I’ll try!”

 


 

Itachi and Shisui were finally back, and I met them in the evening. I had decided just to try and ignore the events of last week, and hoped they would so the same. No body liked awkward conversations...

 

I was riding on a high since arranging the meeting with Fugaku, and I was practically bouncing as I walked. Finally, something was starting to come together! We were wandering around aimlessly, but I expected one of them to come up with some kind of idea. For some reason, both of them seemed tense and out of sorts...did they have a bad week or were they still thinking about our training session? Itachi was talking easily enough, although Shisui had clammed right up, hardly speaking more than a few words to me. Was this Uchiha related, or just stupid emotionally constipated boys related? Who knew.

 

“Erena? Erena!” At the end of the street was an energetic youth, shouting my name. At first I didn’t recognise him-he was dressed in a standard chuunin uniform, styled hair and a friendly expression on his face. He was slightly older than Shisui and I, but not my much...I had to squint my eyes to get a better look. It was Yumi. In public. Calling my name. What the fuck?

 

I still saw Yumi fairly regularly when I went to the base, but I had never seen...this. He had clearly been working on his cover, and it was a good look on him. He looked younger than normal. Free.

 

“Erena-kun! I’ve been looking for you ev-er-y-where!” He elongated nearly every syllable. “Have you been avoiding me? Listen, never mind, I’ve been sent to get you! There’s some problem with your old paperwork and they need you at the genin base sometime today. I was going in to visit Karin, and I overheard the desk ninja talking and I offered to come and get you, I hope that’s okay! Oh, hi, I’m Yoshi, nice to meet you!” I felt dizzy listening to him speak. He was going a mile a minute...but anyway. I got the message. ROOT base, today, as soon as you can without blowing cover. He overheard about something big going down, and I’m going to be needed to clean up. Gotcha.

 

Itachi looked startled by onslaught, but Shisui looked suspicious. “Do I know you?” he asked, eyes narrowed...I forgot how observant Shisui could be. Yumi was on the Wind Country mission with us, so I was concerned something had set off his paranoia. I didn’t know if it was his voice or chakra signature, but either way I didn’t like the implications. Abort. ABORT.

 

“Thanks for the message Yoshi, I’ll come by later. Say hi to Karin for me, bye!” I dragged Itachi and Shisui away quickly, grabbing their arms. I turned around to glare at Yumi. He simply shrugged at me before executing a Shunshin and flickering off. Idiot.

 

“Who was that?” Shisui snapped. Considering he had hardly said anything to me the last hour, I found this a bit uncalled for.

 

“What? Yoshi? He’s a friend from Genin corps...He got promoted a few months ago but still hangs around. He’s a bit over the top, but harmless,” I replied.

 

“There’s something a bit...fishy about him.” Dead fish. Oh fuck.

 

“Don’t be silly, he’s just a bit annoying. And anyway, what’s gotten you all worked up today anyway? You’re acting like I stole your teddy bear.” Deflection, oh please deflection, please work, my old friend.

 

“Nothing, I have no idea what you’re talking about,” he snapped.

 

“Rightttttttt...”I really wanted to pursue it further, but couldn’t risk Yumi being brought up again. “So where are we going then? The suspense is killing me.” They shared a tired look.

 

“Let’s go to the park,” Itachi said. I was getting a little worried. They were both acting too out of character for me to be okay with this. Except the training incident,  there was nothing suspicious (unless you included Yumi), and they seemed pleased with the progress in re-establishing our friendship. Sure, they had seemed a little put out by my ‘skills’,  but what would they expect from years with no apparent training? I expected them to give up on me on a professional level, but that was by-the-by.

 

We found a nice spot near the Naka river and sat down. Itachi magicked a box of sweets, seemingly from thin air and offered them to me...if this wasn’t the first sign of the apocalypse, I didn’t know what was.

 

I declined, fearing for my life. “No, it’s okay Itachi! Thank you, though.” I tried to push the box right back to him, but he kept in in place.

 

“I insist Erena, I brought them for you.”

 

And that was the second sign of the apocalypse. Itachi didn’t bring sweets for anyone. Unless he had a personality transplant, you couldn’t trust them unless they were half eaten and he offered a half hearted shrug in apology.

 

I accepted the box but didn’t open it.

 

“Listen, Erena, we’ve been talking and...look...we’re sorry.” Shisui looked upset.

 

And that was the third sign of the apocalypse. Shisui apologising?

 

I gritted my teeth together. “Sorry for what? I don’t understand?”

 

Itachi gave Shisui a dry look before looking at me. He also seemed torn.

 

“A lot has happened in the last few years. A lot has changed. We’ve changed. Our goals and duties have changed. We need to prioritise the village and the clan. We are so glad you are back in our lives, but we need to concentrate on our careers and bringing the village together... we aren’t going to have a lot of time on our hands, and don’t want to disappoint you with unrealistic expectations of friendship.”

 

I stopped breathing for a second, and looked at them. They looked guilty, but I didn’t care.

 

“Let me get this right. You guys are breaking up with me?” Okay, so maybe that was the wrong choice of words, but same difference. After years of looking forward to resuming their friendship, they were dropping me like a hot coal. And giving me the lamest excuses in the book. This was basically the Uchiha Itachi version of ‘it’s not you, it’s me.’ I wasn’t falling for any of it.

 

“You know what, fuck this. You are so full of shit you would block the fucking toilet. Duty? Career? You forget I know you. You two haven’t changed at all since you were children. You never will. So what, I don’t kick your asses in spars anymore. There is more to being a shinobi than brute force, and you used to know that. Yes, I’m a genin, but I don’t give a shit. Fuck you and your elitist bullshit. I don’t care if it’s a special flavour of Uchiha elitism, or if this is just two silly boys who can’t open their eyes.” I was seething. “Fuck you,” I pointed to Itachi, “and fuck you!” I pointed to Shisui. “And fuck this stupid box of sweets that you thought would be a consolation prize. You are both fucking idiots.”

 

I grabbed the box of of sweets, and threw it at them. What they didn’t realise was I had placed a tiny exploding tag on it as I picked it up. As Itachi caught it, it exploded in their faces.

 

I shot them one final glare before stomping off.

 

“What was that?” I heard Shisui whisper.

 

“I think we just made a mistake,” Itachi replied, sounding resigned.

 


 

Once I entered the ROOT base, I changed into my uniform and put my mask on. I didn’t commonly wear it there, but I needed the extra protection to hide my emotions. I was still seething. It hurt less when I thought they just didn’t care after I was placed in the orphanage. But this was a conscious decision, they had both discussed it, and came to the conclusion I was not good enough to be their friend anymore.

 

Fuck that. I had a job to do, and I wasn’t letting two prepubescent boys distract me.

 

I went to the large meeting room that my Infiltration corps had taken unofficial ownership of. I needed to find Yumi for more information of what kind of shit storm was going down. For him to approach me in public meant something life altering. They were not known for being dramatic. Unless this was a new character flaw they have developed? Who knew what happened in the ROOT emotional evolution.

 

Yumi, Kutsu and Kama, a female Corps member, were waiting for me, standing to attention at my entrance. I gestured for them to sit back down.

 

“Report.” I was probably being a little short, but I was not feeling particularly chatty at the moment. They all glanced at each other, as though they were afraid to speak. “Come on, no time like the present. Chop chop.”

 

“Danzo-sama has found out a few agents have not been as...harsh in their directions towards the Uchiha as he ordered.” Kutsu said. “Kama was one of them,” he gestured to her. She looked guilty. “He activated the cursed seal, and she informed him of your orders, while under duress. He has sent a couple of his loyal agents to retrieve you for questioning.”

 

“I am so sorry Hibari-sama. I could not help it!” Kama cried. The sheer emotion she exhibited made me feel guilt for breaking their training. “I tried so hard!”

 

“Shhh, it’s okay Kama, I understand,” I said, genuinely. “It was bound to happen. I’m just sorry that you were caught in the crossfire.”

 

This was bad, very bad. With the timing, it was beyond damage control. I knew Danzo’s reactions by this point, and they were not in my favour. And it was not my style to create a scapegoat...no one else was going to be blamed for my actions. I needed to sort this out myself. Unfortunately, I knew presicely how it was going to end.

 

“Kama...I need you to tell me...how angry was he? Spitting angry or silent angry?”

 

She looked confused but spoke up. “I...silent angry?”

 

Fuck.

 

“I need one of you to bring me a mirror, immediately.”

 


 

As expected, I was soon tracked down and escorted to Danzo’s office by his personal guard. They did not follow me into the room, however, but flagged the door. Upon entering, I found him sitting at his desk with a pensive expression.

 

“Hibari, do you know why you were called here?”

 

“Danzo-sama, I must admit I do not.”

 

He stood up and walked around to face me. “Over the last year, I have sent members out with direct instruction. Recently, I found out these instructions were not fulfilled to the best of their abilities...my orders were intercepted and altered by you. Tell me, what authority do you believe you have to undermine a direct order by me?”

 

“Sir, I do not understand. Any decision I have ever made has been for the betterment of ROOT. Any changes I may suggest would be to reduce any risk of compromise toward the organisation. If I have overstepped my boundaries, I apologise, that was not my intention.”

 

I was laying it on thick, but I had nothing to lose. Either way, I was screwed, but damage limitation was the best I could hope for.

 

“You must know, you have proven yourself indispensable. With your advancements, you have opened up new ways of infiltration and sabotage. Any timeline I have had has been accelerated. You have never disappointed me...but now? Victory was almost in my hands, and it not for you, I may have had it by now. In what world do you know better than I?

 

“Trusted General or not, I cannot allow such blatant acts of disrespect...kneel, Hibari.”

 

I did as commanded. I was the perfect soldier, and I could not be seen as anything other than that.

 

“Know that this pains me, too. Never overstep again or the consequences will far greater.”

 

He activated my curse seal.

 

I screamed.

 

Chapter 17: Shadows arc: Part 10

Notes:

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Chapter Text

For a moment, I regretted every decision I ever made.

 

The pain was white and burning, spreading from the inside out. It was short circuiting my body and my mind, and it was blinding.

 

Danzo had deactivated the seal a long ago, but I still lay on the ground twitching involuntarily and unable to move. I didn’t know how long I was there for, but I felt like an age. I’m pretty sure I bit my tongue or had a nose bled at some point during the torture, as I could vaguely make out the taste of blood.

 

I had seen the seal activated on others before, but other than the ones he murdered, I had never seen anyone seizing for so long after before. I guess he wasn’t just angry, but really really angry. Or I reconnected the seal wrong? But I doubted that.

 

When I knew he was going to question me, there were no doubts that he was going to exert full dominance over me. Had I left my seal dormant, I would have been caught out- no matter how good an actor you are, there are some things you just can’t fake. Reconnecting the bridges had taken only seconds...I was going to have more trouble disrupting it again, but certain things are a necessity.

 

Eventually, I gained enough control to slide my limbs under me and push myself up. My limbs felt like jelly, like I had run a marathon with ankle weights and resistance bands. I was going to be feeling this for days, urgh.

 

Once I was kneeling, arms slipped under my armpits and pulled me upright..It was Yumi. Thankfully he didn’t let go, or I would have toppled over. Slowly, he helped me down the corridor and to my room, where he lowered me to the bed.

 

“That was a stupid thing to do, Hibari,” he said.

 

“Quiet you,” I whispered, not able to manage more than this. “Stupid is as stupid does. It was necessary.”

 

“You are lucky he stopped when he did. You ran the risk of permanent brain damage.”

 

“Some people would argue that would be an improvement,” I joked. Even now, my limbs kept twitching, even if very mild.

 

“Don’t insult yourself, I won’t allow it.” He left no room for arguement. “Now, rest. When you are well, Kutsu or I will escort you to the barracks tomorrow. We have already filed records declaring a sudden bout of food poisoning and admission to the hospital, so your absence in the barracks tonight can be traced. Nara Shikaku will be informed of your ‘ailment’ when he arrives to in the morning, so your presence will be explained.”

 

“Yea, no, that’ll just cause more problems. I will be going in as planned.”

 

He frowned. “That would not be advisable, the after effects will likely still be present.”

 

“Don’t care,” I mumbled. I was starting to feel tired. “Now let me sleep, but send someone to wake me at dawn. I’ll be fine.”

 

“As you command,” he said, rose from the foot of the bed and left the room. I was asleep before he even closed the door.

 


 

Okay, maybe Yumi was right...work was a bad idea. My limbs were like lead, and I had a headache to end all headaches. My brain was beyond sluggish. Even with the monotony of office work I knew I would struggle, but if I was suddenly absent, Shikaku would panic like a little mother hen. (It would be cute if it wasn’t so annoying)

 

As promised, Yumi woke me up and provided me with clean clothes for the day, before escorting me to the Jounin Command Centre. It was slow going, but it was fine. Yumi only left me when I was inside the door.

 

I was there before Shikaku, and set about making coffee, organising letters in order of importance and checking his diary for the day...nothing crazy was scheduled, so I hoped for a lazy day.

 

He arrived before ten, looking surly and grumpy (his default setting in the morning), but paused when he saw me. Before I knew it, I was dragged into his office.

 

“What happened to you? You look like death warmed up!”

 

I went to explain, but didn’t even manage a word before I started choking. Crap, I forgot about the seal...Shikaku flustered and stated calling my name while I tried to wave him off. “Mirror.” I managed to croak, trying to concentrate on staying upright.

 

He grabbed one from some hidden cupboard, and balanced it on his desk while I sat down in front of it. I opened my mouth, and infused chakra into the curse seal to expand the mechanism, before disengaging a core part of the circuit. It wasn’t as fine a job as I’d normally do, and ended up burning more of my tongue than I would like, but it was as best as I could manage with my current fine motor skills.

 

After I finished, I looked at my reflection properly...death warmed up, indeed. Except during Hell Week and my stints of sleep deprivation, I don’t think I have ever looked like this. My eyes were blood shot, there were massive bags under my eyes, and I looked as white as a ghost.

 

“Whoa, I look like crap,” I said, speech sounding a little off...my tongue was a little swollen after meddling with the seal.

 

Shikaku glared at me, folding his arms. “Explain what all of that was about.”

 

“Oh, just a little torture. It’s fine, I’m already over it,” I slumped into the chair. I was exhausted, physically and mentally. I was very much not over it, but I was also trying not to be dramatic. Shit happens, you know?

 

“Erena, you know I’m not buying that. Now, first...I’m guessing that was your cursed seal almost activating. I thought it was dismantled?”

 

“Oh, it was. But Danzo wanted to zap me with it because I’ve been a naughty girl...I had to reconnect it or the jig would be up. Don’t worry, it’s fixed now...it’s all good.”

 

“No. It’s not all good! You need to be more careful, this is why I want you out of ROOT! You are not disposable, and you are certainly not invincible.”

 

I sighed. “I know, but I just can’t...what I’m doing is too important to quit now.”

 

“Nothing is more important than your life. You should let the adults handle it.”

 

“If I let you handle it, it’ll all be swept under the carpet!” I snapped. “The Hokage knows of his child recruits...or should I say kidnapping victims? And even when an attempt on his life was made, the Hokage let him away with it! I need to make sure it stops, and I won’t leave anything to chance!”

 

“Then let us help you!”

 

“I can’t!” I was almost screaming, I was too exhausted to hold myself back. “There’s only one way to do this...If I tell you what I know, you’ll act rashly. Everything needs to be precisely timed. I need to stop the dominoes before they all fall. Danzo is end game, but the village comes first.”

 

“And what if Danzo comes after you again?”

 

“He won’t. I let my guard down. I thought subtlety was the way, and I got complacent.” I did. I made a mistake - I basically let Danzo find out about the change of orders. I didn’t try and hide it well enough. Now, though, I was going to use all tools at my disposal. The Uchiha rumours were going to stop now. I was going to feed him false information. I was going to have him and his personal guards tailed and intercepted, should they actually enter the village...I was going to have the rest of the Elders covered too, with the same information. He rarely conversed with anyone else, so it should cover all bases. And if I missed anything, I’d find out and fix it.

 

Shikaku didn’t believe me, but let the issue go. He was going to be unbearable after this, I knew it. Even the rest of the day, he let me camp out on one of the more comfortable chairs, and brought me tea. He even went out at lunch and got me my favourite yakitori. By the end of my shift, I felt almost human...I still looked like shit, but there was a vast improvement.

 

I was about to start heading to the Genin Barracks (because fuck going to ROOT tonight...Kutsu would probably have my paperwork covered, anyway), but almost completely forgot about my meeting with Fukagu. And I still looked like crap. So much for making a good impression...It would be unprofessional to cancel it, so I had to make the best of a bad situation.

 

Before I left, I took Shikaku’s foldable Shogi board. I didn’t know where Fugaku would want to go, so figured it would be safer to bring my own. While the suggestion of Shogi was more of an excuse, I really did want to play. I probably wouldn’t win in my current mindset, but I could still interpret a lot about his patterns.

 

When I made it to the police station, I was taken to his office. Now this place knew organisation! Everything had a place, things were clearly labelled and everything was neat. Seriously, Uchiha were little bureaucratic demons. The rest of the shinobi departments could learn a thing or two. The efficiency was just so satisfying.

 

The main room was an open office with many desks, and Fugaku’s office at the back. His door was kept open, and considering the rabble and chatting, no one seemed concerned. An open door policy seemed to be the norm, and it told me a lot about his character already - he trusted his subordinates to do their work, and they trusted him in return. I had only really seen the strict clan patriarch, but the respect from the rest of the clan was clear. For all his gruff attitude, he must have been a caring and likeable leader...I knew I had made the right decision.

 

“Fugaku-sama!” The officer who escorted my up announced as we approached the door, bowing. “Your guest has arrived!”

 

“Show her in,” I heard muffled between the walls. The officer gestured towards the door way and entered the room.

 

“Oh hey, Fukagu, what’s up?” I grinned. He seemed a little put off by my lack of official title and overly familiar address, but that was his problem, not mine.

 

“Erena.” He nodded in greeting. “And I see you have brought your Shogi board?”

 

“Well, that was the whole point, right?”

 

“Indeed,” he said, eyebrow raised. I took the board and started to set it up on his desk without asking. He wouldn’t have had anything confidential around knows I was coming, anyway. “And you wish to play here? I thought you may want a more ...private venue?”

 

Ah, he was surprised I’d willingly hang around with a bunch of Uchiha while we talk about things the Uchiha don’t want outsiders to talk about...”nah, here’s good!” I confirmed cheerfully. First step in risky information exchange and treaties...let the other party feel like they control the floor. The more secure they feel, the more they open up.

 

“I see, and would you prefer a bit more privacy?” He gestured to the door, which was still open.

 

“Don’t worry, I have that covered already,” I removed a rolled up scroll, the size of my finger, from my pocket and held it over to him. He opened it up and looked at it, eyes bulging.

 

“What is this?” He asked, in clear fascination.

 

“A portable privacy seal. I activated it as I entered the room,” it only required a small pulse of my chakra, so a gesture as small as fussing around with a pocket was enough to manage without detection. “It has a range of two metres, so no one outside of the room will overhear.”

 

“This is exceptional work...where did you get it?”

 

“Well, the papers from Uncle Shikaku’s office? And I have my pen in my pocket.”

 

“You did this?” He flashed his eyes up for a second, looking at me in a new light.

 

“Privacy seals are easy peasy. No sweat!”

 

He narrowed his eyes at me. “I thought you were a genin?”

 

“I am. Officially.”

 

“And unofficially?”

 

I wagged my eyebrows at him. “No spoilers...now, Shogi? I’ll make the first move.”

 

We played a couple of moves between us before he finally spoke. “You are remarkably well informed.” No question, just a statement. Open to interpretation. Cautious...good.

 

“Hmmm...I am. I am well informed on many things. Do you mean about something specific?” I gave him a curious expression, as though I were genuinely confused.

 

“Don’t play games.”

 

“But we already are!” I gestured to the board. “Oh, I know what you mean!” I smiled and tapped my chin thoughtfully. “You mean the Uchiha Coup? You should have said!”

 

“What do you know? And how do you know? I could kill you now..even in the middle of this police station, no one would ever find out. I do not suffer threats towards my kin.”

 

“Oh, no need to be so dramatic.” I waved him hand at him. This seemed to annoy him, and I felt a little of his Killing Intent slip out. “And put your Killing Intent away, you could take someone’s eye out with that thing!”

 

I could tell I was testing his patience. 

 

Here’s goes nothing.

 

“Immediately after graduation I was removed from society and placed into a shadow organisation run by Shimura Danzo. I will not describe my experience, but let’s just say the phrase ‘Hell on Earth’ doesn’t even come close. Officially, we are a division of ANBU black ops, undertaking missions even core ANBU cannot condone, for the betterment of the village. In reality, it is a group of brainwashed little kids acting as Danzo’s private army, in his scrabble for power. I have resisted his efforts, and now secretly act to bring him down. I am a key member of his infiltration and espionage team, and have recently discovered his plan to cause unrest within the Uchiha, inspiring your coup. To what end, I do not know, but for the good of the village it cannot go ahead. I am here to find a peaceful resolution, and stop civil war...any questions, or do you need a moment?”

 

He needed a moment. Or two.

 

“You are a child, and why should I trust you? You know not even have the skill to fight my genin son.”

 

“Oh, please,” I scoffed. “That fall was a set up. I told you, I am an expert in infiltration. Danzo had me resume my life in order to spy on Uncle Shikaku, under the stupid excuse of being a member of the Genin Corps, and I had a part to play. I am no more a Genin than you are.”

 

“You are on a mission to spy on your uncle? And you expect me to trust you?

 

“Oh he knows, he’s cool with it. He’s also on Team Let’s Kick Danzo In The Balls...I was hoping we’d pick up a new member?”

 

“There is no proof to what you say. From my perspective, our troubles are caused by more that one person. It stems for decades of hate and distrust.”

 

“The Uchiha may have a past, but do does everyone. No one in the Shinobi world can claim innocence...we should not let the past define us. Right now, it is this mindset that allows Danzo to succeed. For years, he has been fuelling rumours and generating a feeling of unease towards the Uchiha. From these seeds, roots grow and burrow deep within the foundations, causing the ground to weaken and crumble. Until yesterday, it was an ongoing mission within ROOT. I am putting a stop to it today. And today, we repair that which is broken.”

 

“You’re words mean nothing.” He spat. I narrowed my eyes.

 

“Words mean everything. They can be more powerful than you imagine...they say the pen is mightier than the sword...it is not battle that creates alliances, it is intentions and words. Give me a chance and I will prove it.”

 

“And what could you hope to achieve?”

 

I smiled. “It is easy to train how to destroy a nation, but more difficult to train how to build one. While I don’t need to build a nation, I need to unite one...or at least a village. Give me time, and I will resolve what issues you have that has resulted in your need to form a coup.”

 

He scoffed. “And you think you can control the minds of the masses? To return the Uchiha power and respect?”

 

“Oh, absolutely,” I fully grinned this time.

 

He watched me in thought. Eyes narrowed. “It is more than just me you have to convince, the people of my clan are uneasy. They will not be swayed by fancy speeches.”

 

“I am no politician. I don’t breathe hot air or have underhanded dealings. Actions speak louder than words...all I need from you is an open mind and a little time.”

 

“And why shouldn’t I just kill you now?” His face was stern but his eyes sparkled. It didn’t matter what he was threatening me with now, I had him.

 

“Because you are curious. Because you don’t want war. Yes, you love your clan, but you also love the village. I am giving you another way. You would be a fool not to consider. And no one would ever mistake you for a fool.”

 

“...Explain your plan?”

 

Check mate.

 


 

 

The next few months were busy. As promised, I didn’t expect anything from Fugaku. He just needed to wait and watch. My agents set out and practiced their craft.

 

As I explained to Fugaku, the goal was to change the villages mindset towards the Uchiha, and increase the contentment of the Uchiha themselves. The problem with the clan is that they cared too much...about everything. The loved deeply, but they also hurt deeply. And they were hurt by the village they loved...I could fix that.

 

My only problem was the timeframe. I had months, a year at most. Considering the resentment was generational, as Fugaku mentioned, it would not be an easy task. I needed to start small.

 

So, step one: repair the reputation of the Konoha police force.

 

This was relatively easy. Rumours of heroics were spread throughout the civilian population, and I even set up some incidents, where my ROOT agents needing ‘saving’...whether it form robbery or assault. Civilian plants started giving gifts or chatting with the Uchiha Police Force members, creating a rapport. The officers responded to this well, and their overall attitude improved greatly. The real civilians caught on, and soon it became widespread. I orchestrated a large celebration in the garment district, and ensured the officers were invited-not only to patrol, but to join in. It was a rousing success. People came to rely on and respect their work.

 

Step two: Make the Uchiha seem soft and cuddly.

 

Once the police reputation was resolved, the Uchiha clan needed a revamp. This was more difficult...namely due to their overall stuffy natures, and a lovely rumour regarding the Kyuubi. While I couldn’t completely squash this, I had a plan to at least loosen its hold. I required a favour from a good friend, politics dependant, but it had a good chance of success.

 

In the mean time, though, I needed the Uchiha to calm down. I couldn’t change their personalities, but I could try and change how people perceived them. Again, spreading information around was at the forefront. To my surprise, no rumours needed to be made up for this, but for people to start circulating true facts.

 

Unrealised by many, the Uchiha were incredibly charitable - and not just the clan itself, but the individual members. They regularly donated time, skills and money where needed - and no one ever gave them credit for it. Until now. Soon, people came to see the strict clan with superiority complexes as kind philanthropists you could rely on (and no one was stupid enough to take advantage). They were greeted with welcoming smiles and praise.

 

Step three: Get Fugaku’s stick out of his ass.

 

This was hard. Over the months, I spent a lot of time with Fugaku. We made our games a regular occurrence, and I started to appreciate his wit and dedication. He was a thoughtful opponent, and a gracious loser. He seemed determined to beat me, which is why I think he kept the games up (plus that and ‘keep your friends close and your enemies closer’).

 

And one thing I realised was he had no sense of humour...or at least none I could play on.

 

(And despite my time with the clan leader, I never saw my boys even once. I found out through him Itachi had been promoted...I wanted to tell him to pass on my congratulations but I found I could not utter the words.)

 

This step also coincided with my whole ‘Kyuubi attack’ resolution...it was risky and could potentially cause an international incident, but it was more than worth it if it worked.

 

For many months, Shikaku and I had been organising a visit from a Kumo delegation. It was kept under wraps, until the final planning stages. By some miracle, the previous peace treaty had been going very well, and a more official alliance was on the cards. There had been missives sent back and forth for months, and it was agreed a group of high ranking officials would visit...with a promise of no repeat from the previous time.

 

Now, through my previous visits to Kumo, and time spent with A, I had actually developed a few close friendships. Of course, everyone thought I was just a Shogi prodigy from Frost...I was inconsequential enough for them not to worry about politics, and allow bonds to form. I was just a sassy cute little girl...who’s skill in strategy could surpass a Kage. It was a running joke.

 

And when I found out the Kumo delegation included Killer B? I was delighted.

 

It was surprising for them to send their main jinchuuriki, but it showed an incredible level of trust. They tried to take the Byukagan, so they were effectively sending their most powerful tool to us on a platter. And they wouldn’t dare use him to destroy a village - the consequences would be too great and A wasn’t a total idiot.

 

And the thing about Killer B? He is FUN. He was ridiculous and hilarious and I loved him for it. I went out of my way to find him every time I was in Kumo, and we had a strange ‘big brother, annoying sister’ thing going on. I tried to rap, but I was terrible and he mocked me horribly. But I gave it back as good as I got, and he respected me for it.

 

And when his little friend asked for a tiny little favour (the message sent via ROOT express)? “No problem sweetpea, that ain’t no problem for a Killer B!”

 

Now, while I asked him for a favour, I didn’t specify when to do it...which was probably a mistake on my part. So when the delegation were greeted in public by the Hokage and the whole council, and Killer B zero’d in on Fugaku in front of everyone, I felt my heart drop to my stomach.

 

“Hey man, I know you! You’re the main man Fugaku!”

 

I could practically feel the glare from where I was in the crown. “You are correct. It is an honour to have such an esteemed guest to our village,” he bowed.

 

“This letters from someone I know as a little sis. She said she hopes you won’t give her games a miss!”

 

I could see Fugaku’s eyebrows rise up in surprise and realisation. Yea, he knew this was me (and I didn’t miss Shikaku give me the driest look in the world).

 

Killer B handed Fugaku a neatly wrapped scroll, tied with a pink ribbon. He thanked Killer B, and made an attempt to pocket it.

 

“No man, don’t hide it! I’ve been waiting to see what’s inside it!”

 

Fugaku sighed and opened the ribbon. It would have been a nightmare to deny the Kumo ambassadors request so publicly. As soon as the scroll was unraveled, the storage seal on it activated, and puffed a cloud of pink powder over him...covering him in baby pink head to toe.

 

The whole crowd went silent, and you could feel the tension in the air. Even Killer B looked concerned for a second. Until there was a faint giggle from the crowd...and it surprised everyone to find out it was Mikoto. So much for the famous Uchiha composure.

 

“Well played...although I must protest, pink really is not my colour,” Fugaku deadpanned. Suddenly it was like an eruption, and scores of nervous laughter rang out, with Killer B and the Hokage full on chortling. Danzo looked furious!

 

“You know, Fugaku, I have to disagree. It takes a real man to pull of pink that well,” Shikaku commented, and it set Killer B off again.

 

“If I’d known you Konoha bitches were such good fun, this treaty would have been more than long done! Let’s get inside to put pen to paper, me and Fugaku are going for drinks later! Yo!”

 

Fugaku looked like he wanted to die. I was living for it.

 

And that’s how Fugaku gave the illusion of a sense of humour (I was convinced he was faking it), secured an alliance with Kumo, had a night out with Killer B, and cast a little bit of doubt in people’s minds about an involvement in the Kyuubi disaster...because if he had the power to control the bijuu, why didn’t he do it on a Jinchūriki who almost publicly humiliated him?

 

(Of course that specific train on thought was started by yours truly.)

 


Now my three step plan was successful, I had to give Fugaku physical proof of the changes. Behind his back, I submitted a petition for an appeal to relocate the Uchiha back to their previous grounds. He was furious when I told him, as he did not want to be rejected publicly...

 

“The petition has been granted. The council will convene next week and put the proposal to a vote.” Fugaku said gruffly, during one of our Shogi meetings.

 

“Excellent! That’s great news!” I cheered, reaching over to pour him tea.

 

“I am not expecting it to be successful. There are too many variables that will not go in our favour.”

 

Variables? I can work with variables. “Do tell?”

 

He huffed. “The likelihood of enough votes is unlikely. If it was not too late I would withdraw the petition...if this fails, the clan will be incensed.”

 

“Good thing they don’t know about it then, huh?” I was glad I advised him to keep quiet, and squashed any rumours of the meeting leaving the Hokage tower. “And I wouldn’t worry about the votes, you’ve got it in the bag.” I gave him a thumbs up.

 

“Even you cannot guarantee that, you do not hold sway over the clan heads. Even your Uncle may not side with Uchiha.”

 

“Care to make a wager?”

 

He regarded me carefully. “I am not a betting man.”

 

I always knew Fugaku was a smart man. “Listen, with the exception of the Kurama, I can all but promise you the clan vote. Even if the elders vote against, you’ll still win with a landslide. Easy peasy. You might as well celebrate now.”

 

“All of them? How?”

 

“Oh Fugaku, I can’t give away all my secrets!” I grinned. “But listen...don’t worry about the Nara-that I can guarantee. Uncle Shikaku is a smart and fair man. The Yamanaka and Akimichi will also have no objections...and if my Uncle if firmly in agreement, they will follow his lead. The Inuzuka are renowned for being territorial...so they will understand the want to get your home returned. The Aburame, while a wildcard, are one of the founding clans of Konoha and so I believe they will support you, especially since your request will have little bearing on them. They are logical and will see the benefit to village security in having the police force central again.”

 

“And the Hyuuga? Hiashi opposes me out of principle.”

 

I grinned. “Oh him...easy. But I only will need you to do one thing. And it needs to be exact.”

 

“I will not take any part in blackmail.”

 

I laughed. “As if I would be so predictable! No, all I need is for you to say a specific phrase during the meeting, exactly, and make sure you acknowledge Hiashi as you do. If he does not follow, he is not the man of honour I thought he was.”

 

His brow furrowed and seemed confused for a second, like he was considering it.  Please...like he wouldn’t.

 

“And what is this ‘phrase’?”

 

“ ‘Can you look at me and truly tell me that these actions are not to the benefit of Konoha?’ And then maybe add in ‘it will only be your own hatred and prejudice that will be satisfied if you decline’...I think that ought to do it.”

 

“I do not see the importance.”

 

“You don’t need to, but he will.”

 

“Even with your promises, I doubt the Uchiha and Hyuuga will ever see eye to eye. Whatever information you have on him, he will not aid us no matter what silly codes you have me say.”

 

I got angry. “Fugaku...Do you really think I am doing this for the good of my health? This is not a game to me. I have put in too much effort for you to have doubts now. Even without your support, I have shown you what difference I can make - with only the smallest of actions. Imagine how big an impact on the Uchiha a decision like this would make?

 

“I do not work on ‘ifs and maybes’. If I say something will work, it will. I am sick and tired of people underestimating me. I could destroy a country with a single rumour, if I wanted! But destroying is easier than building and repairing- and I have never taken the easy road.

 

“I’ll tell you what...if this doesn’t work, and your godforsaken ‘coup’ can’t be stopped, then I’ll help you. I can guarantee brute force won’t work alone, but with me as your strategist, you will be Hokage in no time. Do we have an agreement?”

 

He stared at me for a long time. One thing I will give Fugaku - his resting bitch face was on point. I would ask him for lessons, but I didn’t want to get premature wrinkles.

 

“Agreed,” he said. Finally.

 

“Excellent. Now, let’s finish the tea. It’s getting cold.” He went ‘hn’ in agreement.

 

“Oh, and one final thing, Fugaku...” he raised an eyebrow at me. “After you get the Uchiha land back, if Hiashi invites you to a game of Shogi, I expect a box of mochi...the good kind you can only get in the Uchiha distract.” I took a sip of my tea and smiled into the cup.

 

Fugaku snorted. “Be quiet. Now you are being silly.”

 


 

 

Interlude

 

Fugaku left the meeting, receiving many congratulations on his victory.

 

To his surprise, Hiashi approached him.

 

“I wish to convey my compliments to an outstanding proposal. Although, I had no idea you were acquainted with Shikaku’s secretary,” he stated, face blank.

 

Fugaku stiffened. “Thank you. Yes, Nakahara is an old friend of my son.”

 

Hiashi tilted his head. “And have you played Shogi with her, too?”

 

What on Earth had this girl been up to? “On occasion. She is a very astute player.”

 

“Yes, I would agree,” Hiashi paused. “Over the past few years I have developed an appreciation for the game myself. Would you care for a game sometime next week?”

 

Fugaku was not a man easily shocked, but this was unexpected. How had Erena even know to predict that? It was suspicious, but he would be a fool to miss such an opportunity. “Yes, I believe that could be arranged.”

 

“Excellent. I will send someone with note of my availability for you to look at. Farewell and congratulations on the return of your compound.” Hiashi gave a small bow before making to leave.

 

“Hiashi, may I ask a final question?” Fugaku suddenly asked.

 

The man turned to regard Fugaku. “Of course?”

 

“Why did you vote with me? The Hyuuga had nothing to gain.”

 

Hiashi showed the ghost of a smile. “Were you told the significance of the words you said?”

 

“No, I was not informed.”

 

Hiashi seemed pleased. “The last time someone said those to me, it stopped me from making the biggest mistake of my life. The effects are still seen to this day.”

 

“What effects?”

 

“Peace, Fugaku. Peace.”


The next day Erena was delivered the biggest box of Mochi she had ever seen in her life. She practically squealed.

 

Notes:

A slightly more serious chapter, but an important one in terms of plot.
I’ve been planning to add Killer B for a while...he’s the main reason for the Kumo treaty. We’ll be seeing him a little bit more in future, but damn is he hard to write!

Stay tuned for more action, more sass and a smidgeon of revenge...

Chapter 18: Shadows arc: part 11

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

I was letting Danzo think he was winning the game.

 

I was called in for a debrief (and a game of Shogi) sometime after the Uchiha Compound was returned, with him asking for my progress with Shikaku. He also wanted to know if there were potential clan alliances afoot...he could not understand how such a vote was possible, considering the Uchiha’s ‘poor standing’ in the village.

 

I supposed this was partly my fault. Information being fed back to Danzo was that the Uchiha were still distrusted, but now ridiculed. As far as he knew, the civilians and most shinobi saw Fugaku as a weak fool with his lack of response with Killer B, and were not swayed by his antics.

 

It’s easy telling people what they want to hear.

 

I reported a lack of progress with Shikaku, stating I was concerned that he was suspicious of me. In truth, I needed him to remove me from my position with Shikaku, and he would only do this if my cover was at risk. I didn’t want to leave - but I had accomplished as much as I could in the public eye, and needed to concentrate on bringing down Danzo within ROOT. I had delegated a lot to Kutsu and Yumi, but I needed to take the reins back. I needed to be in full control, and soon.

 

Danzo moved another piece on the Shogi board...he really did not pay attention. I was three moves from winning at every point. But I was going to watch him run around the board aimlessly. It was fun knowing you had the upper hand.

 

“Hibari, I wish for you to end your association with Nara. If what you say is correct, I will not waste your skills, and will not run the risk of your capture. We shall arrange for a transfer to the Iwa border for Nakahara Erena, and then you shall return to my service. Understood?”

 

“Yes, Danzo-sama.” Hook, line and sinker.

 


 

 

To say Shikaku was angry was an understatement. I did not tell him my removal was actually my idea and he tried to intercept my ‘transfer’, using the contract of employment I had signed...but as expected, the request was denied...Danzo had somehow managed to get the Hokages signature on the order, so it was practically iron clad.

 

Two days later, I said my ‘goodbyes’, which also included a visit to Fugaku. I brought the Shogi board with me. As I approached the station desk, I was gestured to enter by the friendly clerk...they didn’t even ask why I was there anymore. Everyone nodded to me in greeting, knowing me as a familiar presence.

 

Fugaku’s office was empty, but his secretary told me I was more than welcome to wait inside...and she hinted for me to check his right desk drawer as he had something for me, giving me a little wink. I grinned and ran in. Sure enough, there was a little box of sweets for me...Fugaku didn’t do unnecessary gifts...what had I done now?

 

I set up the board, then lounged in the chair, leaning back with feet on the table. I was nearly falling asleep when Fugaku entered, and he shoved my feet to the floor.

 

“Must you continue to try me?”

 

“Meh, you know you love it!” I grinned and put my feet back up. He didn’t even bother to scold me this time. “Where have you been? I would have won this match by default!”

 

“You do not need me to forfeit to win. If people were to know of my humiliating defeats by a thirteen year old, I would never hear the end of it.”

 

“And yet you keep coming back for more. Isn’t that slightly masochistic?”

 

“Its called business.”

 

“Ouch.” I grasped my hand over my heart dramatically. “That hurts.”

 

“It’s only a small wound, you will survive.”

 

I did enjoy our banter. He would claim he did not like me, I would protest and put up a fight. Occasionally I saw little whispers of smile cross his face, so I knew he was only joking.

 

“Soooo.....” I said, plopping a sweet in my mouth, and gesturing to the box. “What’s all this about anyway? Not that I don’t enjoy them, but this is very out of character.”

 

“Ah.” He stilled...something made him uncomfortable. “I required to talk to you about what may be a sensitive subject. It is my way of bribery.”

 

“Using corruption tactics for a chat? Interesting. Do go on.”

 

“I have been aware that you have not spent time with my son for quite some time.” Now it was my turn to stiffen. “I knew if I questioned you, your answers would lead me in circles.” Correct, it was a favourite game of mine. “And so I questioned Itachi last night...it seems I owe you an apology.”

 

I sighed. “Please do not apologise for Itachi. He’s smart enough to make his own decisions. Besides, it’s fine. I don’t hold any ill feelings towards him, so you don’t have to worry.” I suspected this was a damage control session, so that I didn’t attempt to pay back the boys in some horrible way. Please, I wasn’t that petty. (Okay, I was, but never to them)

 

“But I am partially to blame for him ending your contact.” Say what, now? “After the incident on the training field, I lectured him on the importance of appropriate friends...I was concerned an unskilled Genin would told him back. More-so, any non-Uchiha friendships were generally frowned upon...He informed me he ended the friendship partly due to our discussion, to keep you at a distance, and partly because he had already hurt you once and may do so again...I did not expect him to take my advice to literally. Therefore I must apologise.”

 

“So you are telling me this because you’ve realised I am not just some unskilled genin? Or that the Uchiha Coup is on pause for the time being?” The majority of the Uchiha were content for the moment, so no further plans were being developed while they waited to see the longevity of the situation.

 

“I am telling you this because I believe you should know. In hopes that the knowledge may diffuse some resentment towards my son, and that you may consider a possible future where you may become friends again.”

 

“As if I wouldn’t have forgiven the idiots if they only spoke to me.”

 

“Well, now is your chance.”

 

What?

 

“Otou-san, you asked to see me?” I heard Itachi’s voice at the door. I gave Fugaku a look of irritation, before turning my neck to regard him. He had certainly grown - he was clearly now the same height as me. I could see that I was going to be ridiculed for my height for the rest of my days...

 

“Yo.” I managed, with a half hearted wave. I refused to move from my relaxed position. I could see that cogs turning in Itachi’s head, trying to figure out why I was in his fathers office, relaxed and at ease...not getting scolded for having my feet up on the desk (I saw his eyes flicker towards them).

 

“Thank you, son. Your timing is impeccable. I believe you two should go? You have much to talk about.”

 

I had fallen for a set up! I was both annoyed and impressed. There’s a first time for everything.

 

“But Fugaku, we haven’t finished our game!” I whined.

 

“Erena.” He glared at me.

 

“Fine,” I huffed, and moved a piece. “Check-mate.”

 

He sighed. “And how long have you been waiting to do that?”

 

“Like, four moves ago.”

 

“Get out of my office.”

 

I smirked and packed up my board.

 

“Oh, and I came to let you know - I won’t be able to come by for a while. I’ve been given orders for a long term mission.”

 

He stiffened and looked at me carefully. “Shikaku or Genin Corps?”

 

“Genin Corps.” ROOT, although that was implied. I shrugged. “But if you need me, just send word to Uncle Shikaku.” I had informed him of the positions of several key players of my team within Konoha, so he would be able to send word to me fairly quickly.

 

“Understood, I will miss our games.”

 

“I know!”

 

“...Now, get out.” Wow, buzzkill.

 

I waved to him before walking to the door. Itachi was watching the exchange with confusion and fascination. I think we broke him.

 

“Come on, before your father calls on Hiro to carry me out. He’s done it before.” There was once I was being particularly petulant, and was refusing to leave the office. He was refusing to give me information on a specific officer that had a particularly bad reputation- I needed to gather if it was accurate or out of control rumours before attempting to repair it. If it had been true, I would have demanded his removal as an officer. He refused to discuss the matter with me, so I tried to do a ‘sit in’ protest, and so he had one of his detectives, Hiro, carry and throw me out. It was very undignified (and I broke in and stole the file anyway).

 

He was silent as we exited the station, but seemed confused with the friendly greetings I was getting. When people were acknowledging him, he seemed taken aback when they would also greet me, or send me a friendly nod. I had a good reputation with them - even if just because I was their captains acquaintance.

 

“Cafe?” I asked. He wasn’t going to make the first move. He nodded.

 

He entered a cafe near the station - frequently used by the police, but often had little trade at this time of day. We took a table and ordered. We continued to sit in silence for a while, before I couldn’t take it any more.

 

“So...you just going to sit there brooding? I’ve never seen you look more like your father. It’s not a good look - you’ll get his wrinkles before you’re fifteen.”

 

He scowled. “Erena...I...what was that back there? Since when were you on such familiar terms with my father?”

 

“Really? That’s what you choose? Okay, I’ll bite.” I huffed, annoyed. “We meet for fairly frequent Shogi matches.”

 

“But why?”

 

“It’s fun annoying him.”

 

He looked confused. “But how did such a thing get started? My father is not a sociable person.”

 

“Honestly? I took a leaf out of your book.” He looked even more confused. “I annoyed him until I got his attention, and then didn’t give him a choice.” I was thinking back to when he first approached me in the library.

 

“But it still doesn’t make any sense...”

 

“The world doesn’t make sense sometimes...look, if you are going to be a broken record, then I’m gonna have to go. I have a lot to do. It was nice seeing you.” I made to get up from the seat.

 

“No! I’m sorry, I’ll drop it. Just sit?” He looked pleading. Dammit, I never could resist those puppy eyes. I sat back down and blinked at him. He seemed happier. “So, how have you been?”

 

Urgh. Things have never been this awkward between us before. Our friendship dynamic was based on the fact we could read each other well, and didn’t get too entangled in silly things like talking about pleasantries and feelings. If someone seemed upset, you fixed it. And if you couldn’t fix it, you annoyed them enough until they forgot about their problems.

 

“Oh fine. As fine as you can be while plotting to take down major political figures, but it’s all in a days work,” I replied sarcastically.

 

He looked at me funny. What?

 

“Erena, you don’t know how to be serious even for a minute, do you?”

 

“Oh, I can be plenty serious. It’s just really boring.”

 

He sighed, “My father spoke to me last night...there was a small communications issue between us, and he clarified a few things. After I hurt you, I was confused. I thought that being friends with Shisui and I was too dangerous for you. That we would hurt you again...or put you at risk of being hurt by others. But we’ve missed you, and we feel terrible for how we have treated you. Even if my father hadn’t arranged this, we would have come to you.”

 

“I see...” I really did.

 

“So please, if you could...would you meet with us again? We’d like to set things right. I understand if you need to think about it.”

 

I scoffed. “Boys really are pathetic when it comes to understanding girls, aren’t they?” He looked put off. “Of course I would. Don’t you know how bored I’ve been? Everyone else is just so dull!” I smiled at him, his eyes lightened. “Only slight problem is that I’m being dispatched tomorrow, long term mission acting as a pencil pusher in some stupid Iwa outpost. Rain check for when I’m back?”

 

“You’re leaving tonight? And why Iwa? Isn’t that too dangerous?” I knew he meant ‘too dangerous for a genin’...he seemed to realise his blunder and looked sheepish.

 

“It’s fine, it’s not like they are planning to use me on patrol. I’m still going to be a glorified secretary - apparently the senior commander there can’t organise for shit, so they are drafting me from Uncle Shikaku to keep him under control. I guess they thought if I could do it for Uncle Shikaku, I could do it for anyone.” I shrugged...I had decided to embellish on Danzos cover a little, he really wasn’t great at these things.

 

“I...only if your sure. But as soon as your back, we’re going to take you out and make up for lost time. You name it, and it’s yours!”

 

I laughed. “That’s a dangerous promise to make!” Oh, the possibilities...

 

He gave me a lopsided smile in return. “It’s only the start.”

 

“You got a deal!” I held out my hand in offer, beaming. He took it and we shook hands, in promise of things to come.

 


 

Soon after I left on my mission, Danzo gave me my new orders. I was to continue to organise missions and resume training of new recruits to Infiltration - this was actually a fairly full time role but he decided to add on a little extra.

Apparently, there had been problems with information gathering towards a long term human trafficking ring. ANBU had managed to track down the leader to a close friend of the Fire Daimyo, however there they had hit a dead end. They could not infiltrate his home, and if they were found out, it was a potential political disaster for the Hokage. They could not trust the skills of the general forces. It wasn’t something Danzo usually took interest in, but he offered my services to the mission.

 

“I do not understand, Danzo-sama. What do you and Konoha hope to gain by using me for such a mission?” I asked.

 

“The Hokage was seeking a solution, so I am using the opportunity to show him the potential and power of ROOT. If successful, you may be asked to join further opportunities, and allow me to keep an eye on key figures that concern our organisation.”

 

“Who are the targets?”

 

“Hatake Kakashi, and ANBU operative Cat. Formally known as Kinoe.”

 

Ah, spying on your traitors. Gotcha.

 

“But, sir. They will know my identity. Full cover cannot be maintained.”

 

“That is no matter. I do not require trust, simply monitor their movements. Even should they become suspicious, I presume this will not pose any problems? After your unsuccessful mission with Nara Shikaku, it would not do to develop a reputation for failure.” He raised his eyebrow. It was a subtle gesture, but I understood the threat behind it.

 

“Of course not, Danzo-sama!”

 

I bowed and left.

 

That evening, I entered the ANBU base and followed instructions to the debrief room. I knocked on the door, signalling my arrival.

 

The door, slid open. Showing an ANBU in a canine mask and fluffy silver hair. Once Kakashi saw me he snorted. “They sent you? God help us.”


“Nice to see you, too,” I deadpanned.

 

He opened the door further, gesturing me to enter.

 

“And here is our final member for the mission. She is on special dispensation from black ops, so play nice. I can’t promise the same from her, though.”

 

I entered the room, and regarded the other members. There were three other people present - with masks declaring a cat, a bear and a weasel.

 

A Weasel whose chakra signature matched Uchiha Itachi.

 

Those little fuckers. What the fuck were they thinking?

 

I grit my teeth. This had just become more complicated. While I was joining the ANBU team as Hibari, I now had to go ‘full Hibari’, in the same way I had with my mission with Shisui. I could not afford to have my cover blown - Danzo had all but threatened me, should this happen. He was testing me again.

 

“I am Hibari. You may use my skills as you see fit.” I said, monotone and using my voice manipulation. Cat snorted, and Kakashi seemed a little taken aback - he had not seen me resume this emotionless role since he was a member of ROOT. He must have known something was up.

 

“Well...sit down while I explain the mission objectives.”

 

He did not bother to introduce me to the rest of his team. I wondered if this was on purpose because of me, or if it was common place in ANBU. Identities mattered little, but I thought that team members should be aware of the others skills. Everyone else knew each other well, but I was an unknown.

 

Soon after he started talking, he mentioned something which gave me pause.

 

“Excuse me, Dog-taicho. There must be some mistake. I do not take part in assassination missions.”

 

The mission was not only to recover intel, but if the opportunity presents, dispose of the head of the organisation with no suspicion of foul play. Clearly something that had been left out to me. Another test from Danzo?

 

“Never? That surprises me for black ops.” Clearly someone didn’t pay attention to my reputation in ROOT.

 

“Never. I have a zero kill count. My methods of sabotage are far more efficient.”

 

“You have never killed? But you are a shinobi?” Itachi asked, genuinely interested.

 

“Never. And it is not something I will compromise on. If you allow, I will ensure full mission success and destruction of the organisation without assassination. Otherwise, I will have to apologise and withdraw.”

 

“Mah, go ahead.” He gestured to the files and gave me the floor.

 

I quickly skimmed the file for key points, before coming up with a plan. The intel they had complied was mediocre, but I could work with it.

 

“This mission will take six days. The first three will be used to collect holes in our information, and the final three to destroy the organisations infrastructure by creating tensions and distrust between the leaders, finally resulting in implicating Nobleman Nobushuza, and his capture. The Daimyo will not expect any external involvement.”

 

The room went quiet. “That’s a big declaration. Success seems unlikely. Why should we change our plans now?” Kakashi asked.

 

“Underestimating me is something most people do once. You have done it twice. I would not recommend doing it a third time.” I replied, with a hint of malice in my voice. He really was a thorn in my side - despite everything that he knew about me, he didn’t listen. This was what I did. I planned and strategised.

 

Thankfully, he held his hands up. “Well, I don’t need telling twice. You are a scary little bird, Hibari-chan.” Was he asking me to stab him? “Now, care to fill us in how this miracle will happen?”

 

I huffed and explained.

 

Bear, a purple haired kunoichi, and Itachi would take roles within the trafficking ring.  Itachi would use a henge, and Bear would utilise simple disguises to alter her features slightly - she was to be placed as a madam visiting from another area. Tenzō and I would be placed in the Nobleman’s home - with me taking the role of one of his concubines (using a henge, while she was indisposed), and he was to be a guard. Kakashi would be our backup (“From experience, your acting is pitiful. Even lessons cannot help you.” I would insult him as much as I thought I could get away with). I informed them where information would likely be kept, what people to focus on and what questions to ask. If they had not got enough information by the end of day two, I would switch roles and take over.

 

Then, I would assimilate the information for the best course of action. Ideally, they would keep their roles and plant seeds of distrust. Then a systematic capturing of the players would occur - information would be released to the authorities and the Daimyo in a specific order, so as to further fuel our rumours and implicate the Nobleman as the source. As the remaining leaders became more paranoid, I expected one to sing like a bird and confess to make a deal - and damn the Nobleman.

 

It was a rousing success.

 

Apparently after that, the rest of the team asked Kakashi to request me more often. Before he did, he pulled me aside to ask if this was okay - he was concerned Danzo would find it suspicious.

 

“Kakashi, he’d probably wet himself in excitement. He wants me to spy on you and Tenzō, so carry on.”

 

“Mah, really, that’s his game?”

 

“Who better to spy on his little traitors than his favourite caged bird?”

 

“And sometimes caged birds go mad and peck their masters eyes out.”

 

“Oh, Kakashi, you have no idea how accurate that statement is.” I grinned.

 

And so I became a frequent addition to Team Ro. The assassination squad changed its designation to sabotage. Itachi was immensely happy.

 

“Hibari, I must say, I have enjoyed working with you these last few months,” he said, one day when we were walking through the hallways to the training ground. “You have a singular approach to missions.”

 

“Only as I have been instructed, Weasel.” I replied. I tried to keep my answers short around him, afraid of giving myself away.

 

“Well, then I appreciate all your training!” He said cheerfully. My heart clenched. If only he knew.

 

We reached the training ground and warmed up a little. He wanted to practice with Katana, but I requested to continue with my tanto. Once we were ready, we began sparring. I had to told back a little - sparring in ROOT was designed to be fully offensive. Any and all injuries were acceptable, and did not indicate a lack of control. Here was the opposite.

 

However, it was still relatively easy. We were pretty matched in skill, so it made for good competition.

 

“Weasel, hello!” I heard from the edge of the grounds. It was another voice I had not heard in months, and could be potentially problematic. “Sparring without me? I’m hurt, I never thought you’d cheat on me!”

 

“Don’t be silly, Karasu. It’s only team training. This is Hibari, she is a new member of Ro.” He gestured towards me. I was about to greet him, but he stiffened, hand twitching towards his blade.

 

“We’ve met,” he practically growled.

 

“Ah, yes. We were placed together on a joint mission. Unfortunately there were some...communication issues,” I replied, attempting to seem bored.

 

“That’s not what I would call it. You almost sabotaged the whole mission!”

 

“I apologise. My subversion was not deliberate. I was merely following orders.” I could see him getting riled up and fast. I had no idea that our meeting had left such an impression on him.

 

“Subversion my ass. You are a traitor.”

 

I sighed. He was stupid and getting emotional. A declaration like that was a dangerous thing to make.

 

“Please may we take this discussion elsewhere? I would recommend finding Dog-Taicho. I believe he may be of some assistance.” Hopefully Kakashi would sort this out before it became violent. And for once, I didn’t start it.

 

Grudgingly, he accepted and we walked back to base. Itachi was silent the whole way. We found Kakashi in the mess hall, sitting conversing with Tenzō. He saw us approach, took in our tense postures and whined dramatically.

 

“Hibari, what have you done now?”

 

“I must apologise, Dog-taicho. Unfortunately Karasu-san has developed a personal dislike for me, based on our interactions on a previous mission, and is questioning my loyalties.”

 

If he didn’t have a mask on, I’m sure he would have frowned. “Loyalties? Really?”

 

“She had orders that directly overrode the Hokage and attempted to assassinate our retrieval target,” Shisui hissed.

 

“As I said, there were communications problems,” I said, sounding bored again.

 

“Karasu, I would have to agree. That’s impossible. Hibari doesn’t do assassination missions - she has never killed before,” Itachi said. Bless him, he even sticks up for me when I’m not me.

 

Shisui looked between Itachi, Kakashi and Tenzō. “I don’t know what she has you believing, but I know what I saw!” He was practically seething now. On instinct, I went to place a hand on his arm in an attempt to soothe him. It was a very Erena-like action, and very stupid. Unfortunately for me, he was on full alert, and immediately grabbed my wrist, holding it tight before breaking my radius in one quick action.

 

Mother fucker!

 

Other than a short intake of breath, I did not react. I kept quiet, grabbed my arm and stepped back, out of his reach.

 

“Karasu, that was out of order!” Kakashi snarled.

 

“I apologise. I was acting on instinct.” He sounded embarrassed.

 

“Well, your instinct just took out a member of my team, and we are due on mission tomorrow! You will stop this nonsense! From what I can see, Hibari has never caused any harm to you. She has followed orders implicitly- whether they are from myself or other parties. We are not privileged to knowing everything that goes on in the village. Now leave, calm yourself, and we will discuss this further when you are ready. Do you understand me?”

 

Shisui nodded but didn’t move. I saw him glance towards my arm.

 

“Itachi, take her to medical. I need to organise her replacement by tomorrow,” Kakashi muttered.

 

“No need, Dog-taicho,” I said, before Itachi could move. I sat down on the table, laid my arm down and twisted it until the bones aligned. It fucking hurt, but I kept quiet. Once I was satisfied, I activated mystic palm in my other hand, and repaired the fractures until they were relatively stable. It took me less than a minute-it wasn’t perfect, but I could finish later. “I will be fully functional by tomorrow, but I must apologise and cut our sparring short, Weasel. My arm requires more time until full strength.

 

“That was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. So cool.” I heard an observer whisper from somewhere in the mess hall.

 

“I...Hibari, why was I not informed of your skills as a medic?” Kakashi asked, seeming a little shocked.

 

“I am not a medic. I am simply able to repair common sparring injuries.”

 

“What kind of spars commonly end with broken bones?” Shisui blurted.

 

“In black ops? Friendly ones,” I said. Had my mask been off, I would have been smiling like a predator.

 

He gulped. Yup, ‘black ops’ was brutal, and you had just pissed one off.

 


After our mission in the Land of Woods, I was asked to report to Danzo. I gave him my mission reports and an assessment of my teammates...unfortunately, the incident with Shisui was a favourite piece of gossip within ANBU, and Danzo was bound to find out. I thought he would have been angry, but instead he seemed pleased.

 

“It seems you are a source of weakness for the young Uchiha, no matter what your role is,” he smiled.

 

“It appears I trigger an intense emotional response,” I agreed.

 

“I can use this to my advantage...I require you to be free of ANBU three nights from now, can you arrange that?”

 

“With ease, Danzo-sama.”

 

“Excellent. You will report here at nineteen hundred hours. The mission is one of the most important to date. You see... my sharingan eye is losing vision. A team is preparing, which you shall be a part of. The goal is to get me a replacement for my right eye.”

 

I felt sick.

 

“And the target?”

 

“Uchiha Shisui.”

 

Notes:

Game on!

Chapter 19: Shadows arc: part 12

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

There are things I will tolerate.

 

Example one: Kidnap, torture and brainwashing.

Example two: activating the curse seal.

Example three: setting me up for failure.

 

And there are things I won’t tolerate...and the prime example was planning to fucking murder my best friend, steal his eye, and then frame my other best friend.

 

And thinking I’m going to help you?

 

How fucking stupid are you?

 

Of course none of this was going to happen, if I had anything to do about it. Deadline to Danzo’s Demise- T minus Three Days. And due of Danzos new nefarious schemes, my previous timeline and careful planning to overthrow him were blown to shit.

 

But I’m nothing if not adaptable.

 

I had planned a humiliating and resounding defeat, taking full control of ROOT and making him watch before serving him to the Hokage on a platter, with all evidence of his traitorous schemes wrapped up in a lovely pink bow.

 

I had bought the ribbon. And I even had a monologue planned. I was excited.

 

But it was going to have to wait, if Shisui wanted to keep his eyes in his head.

 

Danzo made a mistake when he included me in the plan. And even more of a mistake when he told me the exact time it would commence. It would mean I would have to flurry around like a blue arsed fly, but I’ve worked with less information.

 

I had a vague idea of how to deal with Danzo himself, but I also had to take the rest of ROOT into account. Except my Infiltration Corps, they were all loyal to him, and unfortunately outnumbered us three to one. It was possible they would fight back or attempt to rescue Danzo, and I couldn’t allow that.

 

I called back all foreign placed ROOT members with immediate effect, and they were to report to medical for emergency quarantine (with members of my corps in charge of medical, and sedatives at the ready). I forged Danzo’s handwriting and signature, and added in a snippet saying further orders would come from me. It was basic, but I hoped it would work.

 

For the ROOT agents at home, I would have to rely on my Corps members and seals...while Yumi, Kutsu and Kama had been witness to my altering the curse seal, no one else had any idea I was practiced in them at all. But when I called every member in for an emergency debrief, and handed them all a hand full of various tags, they got the picture.

 

There were knock out tags, knock out tags with a delay and a three member radius, chameleon tags, mild explosives with delays, and confinement tags (these would seal a room so no one could enter or leave)...traps ahoy! Hopefully that would be enough to tip the balance. I had faith in them. Yumi and Kutsu were placed in charge, and knew what to do in my stead.

 

Next, I had to work on my plan for Danzo. It would be easy to just stroll in and confess his wrongdoings to the Hokage, but as I explained to Shikaku, my trust in the mans decision making in regards to Danzo was nil. I also worried if I confessed everything to Shikaku and Fugaku they would act rashly - I would always regret if anything happened to them.

 

No, my best plan was to expose him in a way he could not escape or talk his way out of. Too public was impossible - the man was a recluse. And there was only one place he went without fail, that would have other high ranking Shinobi present: Council meetings.

 

But there weren’t any council meetings scheduled, and exposing his sharingan was easier said than done. How do you make a respected ‘injured cripple’ remove his bandages in public? The answer is you don’t. But you could remove them yourself.

 

To do that not only entailed bringing in other people to my schemes, but doing something I hadn’t thought about in years. Long ago, I wanted to create Time Seals...I had problems with controlling and manipulating time, until a small epiphany, just a few moments before my parents died, and I didn’t have the opportunity to take it further. Now, my plan relied on figuring out how to break the laws of physics, in a safe and controlled manner in three days...when it took me years even to get a single idea.

 

No pressure?

 

So I holed myself into a room, kept secret except from Yumi and Kutsu. I tried a few things out, blew up a few things, until wham. Hello Time Bubble.

 

Before, I realised I couldn’t control all of time, but I could control it in specific ways. Time was not a constant-how it elapsed could be altered by manipulating certain factors...physical factors, such as velocity and gravity (in my life before it was known as ‘time dilation’...it wasn’t fully understood here yet). And seals were designed for manipulating things like this. So, if I was smart enough (and I was), I could use seals to either slow down or speed up time. I could make a specific object or person experience time faster (for example, if you needed to drastically increase speed-but the person would feel the effects in ‘real time’ and would age appropriately...you had to be careful or you would age faster than anyone else), or create an area where time slowed...freeze time in a little bubble. The radius could be written into the seal, and as long as you had the chakra reserves, it could be as big as you want for as long as you want.

 

But all I needed was a Council meeting room for five minutes.

 

And I also needed a way to move freely in the time bubble without repercussions (see: premature aging). I called this my Time Lord seal- I tattooed it directly onto the crook of my elbow, as a paper tag would not have been enough. It would allow me to walk around within the bubble in real time...so while everyone else would be so slow they were frozen, I would be as quick as a flash (oh Minato...if only you were still here, you would appreciate my joke).

 

I was exhausted as I had gone nearly forty-eight hours without sleep, but I felt energised...or was that dread? I was so sleep deprived I didn’t know.

 

I finally left my cave, and went to see the two final pieces on my board. It was just starting to turn dark, but the streets were still milling with people.

 

First, I went to the Uchiha compound. The guards, having recognised me from my time with the boys and Fugaku, let me through with no questions. I was glad, as I felt so tired I’d probably lost the ability to lie effectively.

 

I knocked on the door of the clan heads home (their old, beautiful home) and waited. Unfortunately, it was Sasuke that answered the door.

 

“Who’re you?” He asked sweetly. God, he was cute. I wanted to hug him, but now was not the time.

 

“I need to see your father, is he home?” I croaked, voice a little harsh from disuse and inhaling fumes from explosions.

 

“Otou-san is a verrrrrry busy man.” Oh god, cute and difficult. My favourite. If I wasn’t in a hurry I would steal him.

 

“But is the busy man at home? And if he is, would you let him know Nakahara is here to see him?” I spoke his language, but it just depended on how obstinate he would be. I hoped he wasn’t like I was at his age, or we’d be here all night.

 

He gave me a suspicious side eye, and was about to answer when Itachi walked into view.

 

“Erena! You’re back!” He seemed pleased to see me. Sasuke gave me stink eye for taking his brothers attention (cute, difficult and already mastering hateful looks! Everything about him was perfect! Itachi, how dare you keep him from me).

 

“Itachi, I need to see your father immediately,” I said. I couldn’t waste time on pleasantries, even if I want to. There must have been something about my expression, as his face done something funny, and picked up Sasuke to make space for me. “Come in.” I thanked him, took my shoes off and headed to where Fugaku was, following his chakra. I didn’t wait for Itachi to lead me, which was probably super rude, but I was too tired to care.

 

Fugaku was in the sitting room reading a scroll, with Mikoto at his side. It was a picture of domestic bliss I didn’t think he was capable of. He noticed me and stood immediately.

 

“Nakahara? What is the meaning of this?” He didn’t sound angry- more concerned than anything else.

 

“We need to talk. Privately. Now.”

 

He frowned and gestured to the dining room adjacent. “Is this sufficient?” There were no windows...I slammed the door shut and activated my privacy seal.

 

“Tomorrow morning there will be an emergency council meeting. You must attend. Be on guard and ready to attack at a moments notice.”

 

“Ready to attack? What is the meaning of this?” He raised his voice.

 

“I can’t tell you. But you will know when and who when it happens. Promise me you will be careful!”

 

“Erena, if this is another one of your games...”

 

“Listen Fugaku. Everything I have done comes down to this. The games I’ve played, the politics, the restoring trust in the Uchiha...if this fails everything will have been for nothing. I am asking nothing from you other than to protect you and your own. Can you do that?”

 

“That is all I’ve ever done,” he replied.

 

“Then good. Be vigilant. I promise tomorrow you will understand...please don’t hate me.”

 

“Hate you?”

 

“Like I said, tomorrow you will understand.”

 

I deactivated the privacy seal and left immediately. Everyone was looking at me with concern when I left the dining room. I tried to give Itachi what was supposed to  be a reassuring smile in goodbye, but I’m pretty sure it ended up a grimace.

 

Next I had to find Shikaku. This time of night, we was probably at home. If not, still working at the office. The Nara compound was pretty far from the  Uchiha compound...I had a little chakra left, so opted on the shunshin as my preferred mode of transport...the sooner I made it there and spoke to Shikaku, the sooner I could get a few hours sleep before the final preparations.

 

Instead of knocking, I simply entered the home and made my presence clear. When I used to work with him, I would occasionally come home for dinner. Yoshino was an amazing woman, and Shikamaru was special. You could tell he loved me, but tried not to show it. His little tantrums when I would mess his hair were adorable. I was sure he would be a little genius someday, if he could pull his finger out his ass.

 

Shikaku came running to the door. For a Nara, he could move fast when he wanted to. He hadn’t seen me in a few months, so I wasn’t surprised by his actions. He knew I was okay (I asked Kakashi to give him updates and send messages sometimes), but it was the first time he had laid eyes in me since our goodbye.

 

He grabbed me in a firm hug. Then started taking in my appearance.

 

“Tell me everything,” he said, stern.

 

“Okay,” I whispered. He seemed startled at my acquiescence, before hurrying me into his office and forcing me into his seat, while he leaned on the desk.

 

“What’s going on, Erena? You look terrible.”

 

I laughed. “I’ll bet...I think the Nara is me is protesting lack of sleep.”

 

“Well, this Nara is protesting a lot more than that. What’s happened?”

 

I took a breath before looking at him. Really looking at him. This was the final piece to my jigsaw, and I needed him to trust me.

 

“I need you to call an emergency council meeting first thing tomorrow morning.”

 

His eyebrows rose to his head. “What for? You know they can only be called for immediate threats.”

 

“What about the immediate threat of civil war and a traitor in the council?”

 

“Erena...is this about Danzo? This is a dangerous move. The Hokage will never approve for something like this. There is no proof.”

 

“I will give you proof. I can guarantee you will get it tomorrow.”

 

“If I do this, then Danzo will come prepared. We have to be careful.”

 

I was. I was always careful. But I could understand where he was coming from, if Danzo caught wind the meeting was about him, he could either vanish or cover his back.

 

“Okay, well...what about proof of an underground revolution? Ran by a Konoha kunoichi? That threatens the infrastructure of Konoha from the inside?”

 

“Erena...no.”

 

“I surrender and submit myself to the Council for trial.”

 


 

It took some convincing, but he agreed. While he didn’t need to state the reason for the meeting on the summons, he did need to tell the Hokage for his approval.

 

I went back to the ROOT base, and finally got some sleep. Yumi woke me a couple hours before dawn so we could prepare. They were all ready to go. All I needed to do was have a shower and grab my scrolls.

 

Kakashi met me outside the base - this was another mild change in the plan. Before, I was going to be myself, and wait for Shikaku outside the council chamber, before activating the Bubble. Now, I had to be a ‘prisoner’, held in a side room, head covered, with Kakashi as my guard..I would be searched, but he would take the scrolls and activate them when I signalled. He didn’t know what they did, only that they were important to the plan. He did question if it was just a huge bomb, but I rolled my eyes at him.

 

We neared an ANBU entrance for the tower, before he apologised, loosely restrained my wrists (so I could easily get out of them), and covered my head with black cloth. Head covered, I was ushered inside and taken up several stairs, before made to kneel on hard wood flooring.

 

“Mah, do you think they have started yet?” I heard Kakashi ask the other guards in the room.

 

“No, they are still waiting on the Uchiha. It’s not like him to be the last to arrive.” For a moment, my heart leap in fear. “Ah, there he is. Looks angrier than normal, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?” They all chortled. Leave my Fugaku alone.

 

“Ah, there’s Nara starting to address the council now.”

 

I took in a breath and flexed my fingers in the Tiger seal behind my back. That was Kakashi’s signal.

 

The Time Bubble Seal wasn’t difficult or dramatic to activate. It was on a long scroll, rolled up. It was ‘sealed’ with ‘wax’ at the opening, but this was the conduit to channel the chakra. It accepted the chakra, but had a resistor in place to limit the amount-I made sure it would take just enough to effect the top floor of the building. As Kakashi had reasonable chakra stores, it would take less than a third of his reserves.

 

I felt a pulse of cool energy as it worked. After that, I heard no noises in the room except my own heartbeat and breathing. I quickly took off the restraints and tore the hood off. There were five ANBU in the room, including Kakashi, and they were frozen like statues. No movement, no breathing, nothing. I let out a laugh. Thank god for that!

 

I left the room and entered the main council chamber. It was clear Shikaku was speaking, and almost eyes were on him. Some looked concerned, some looked bored...Danzo looked furious at Shikaku - he must have suspected my involvement? Or simply thought Shikaku had captured me, since I led him to believe I was under suspicion. Fugaku, in contrast, was looking at the rest of the room. He had taken my warning seriously.

 

I approached Danzo, and started to work. I carefully unwrapped his bandages form his head. I made sure not to touch his skin - I didn’t yet know if the Time Lord seal’s effect could be transferred by touch. Once removed, his Sharingan eye was on display. It was red and grotesque...not that I had any issue with the Dojutsu itself, but it was an abomination on him.

 

I took the sight of him in. After this, there was no way the Hokage would let him live. To do so would be to sanction bloodline theft...there would be no mercy. Fugaku, especially, would not allow it. And should the Sandaime show himself to be truly spineless, then an Uchiha Coup would be the least of his worries, once I got my hands on him...

 

It was just a glimpse, but I caught a flash of a grey, white skin under his robe at the right of his neck. Curiosity got the better of me, and I peeled back a portion of the material. While undressing Danzo was giving me all kinds of nauseating feelings, there was no way this was simply scar tissue. I removed his sleeve and gasped.

 

His arm was white and mottled, and there were several more sharingan eyes implanted within.

 

I knew the man was a monster, but this was worse than I ever could of imagined. I felt sick. The atrocities he had committed were countless...now the evil from the inside matched the outside.

 

It was more than a little difficult to look at, so I had to turn away.

 

I couldn’t dwell on my thoughts any longer as I knew the Time Bubble would collapse soon, and I made way for the exit.

 

Part of me didn’t care what happened about me now, I felt satisfied. But I had people relying on me.

 

As soon as I was out of the Bubble, I ran and shunshinned as fast as I could. The further I made it before the seal wore off and the guards set an alarm, the better. Right now I was just a kunoichi running super fast through the village...nothing too out of the ordinary.

 

By some miracle, I made it to ROOT base without any intervention. When I entered it was quiet...as I made my way to Danzos office, I was greeted my Kutsu. His clothes were slightly dirty, with dust and a small amount of blood, but he otherwise seemed well.

 

“Success?” I whispered.

 

“Success...and you?”

 

“Success.” I smiled. He took off his mask and returned it, before capturing me in a hug.

 

It was a good day.

 


 

We did not celebrate.

 

There was still no word of what had occurred in the Hokage Tower, and we would be stupid to relax until we knew the fate of Danzo...and even then I didn’t know what would become of the remains of ROOT, or even what repercussions I may face.

 

Several hours later, we received a signal stating the compound had been breached. I hoped it would be allies.

 

I had planned for every possibility - from Danzo, to main ROOT forces, to the main shinobi forces-whether they be on the attack or not.

 

I had ordered the Infiltration Corps to seal themselves into the residential areas with Containment Seals from the inside. The main ROOT forces were either unconscious or captured in rooms within that area. That way, they all would be safe until an agreement would be reached, or they would escape via a secret entrance.

 

Yumi, Kutsu and I remained in the main area in full ROOT uniform, in the main meeting room next to Danzos office. Kakashi and Shikaku were given directions on where to find us - so if they came, we would be waiting. My hope was to negotiate a surrender, and reduce the risk of fighting due to high tensions.

 

We sat waiting to see who had entered the base. Thankfully, the door slid open to show Kakashi...and four others. With him, was Shikaku, Hyuuga Hiashi, the ANBU Commander and...Shisui? Odd. I’m guessing he was chosen to be the Uchiha representative, as Fugaku would likely stay to deal with Danzo. I also suspect they were all chosen due to their previous interactions with me - all had dealt with and spoken to me at some point (I’m guessing Hiashi must have come clean, if this were the case).

 

I did not wait for anyone to exchange pleasantries, and gestured for them to sit on the other side of the conference table. I have Kutsu a flash of a look and he went to give them a set of files each.

 

“Am I to understand that Shimura Danzo is now within custody?” I asked, with voice modulation and monotone. Other than Kakashi and Shikaku, the others were not to know of my identity yet. I did not want it to have any effect on the outcome of these discussions.

 

“You would be correct. His sentence will not be declared until we understand the full extent of his crimes, but it is unlikely he will be allowed to live,” Hiashi replied. Shisui snorted - yea, especially if the Uchiha had anything to do with it.

 

“And I presume that means you are here for the preliminary negotiations?”

 

“Correct. Shikaku has already discussed the basics. We are here to form the initial agreement. We have been granted certain permissions from the Hokage, but specifics will be discussed at the later date.”

 

“Acceptable,” I had not anticipated anything else. Unless the Hokage were to come to the ROOT base (which would be a very poor move), I didn’t expect a full resolution - I just wanted to ensure the safety of all ROOT. “Then, let’s get started. The files in front of you contain a condensed version of ROOT protocols - from Danzos training regimen and basic structure. I have also includes a summary of missions of interest and crimes against Konoha. This is to aid you in your investigation, both of ROOT and Danzo. Full files are at your immediate disposal. Should you require specifics, I will be of assistance in this matter.”

 

They all opened up the files and started to glance at the pages. Hiashi’s eyebrows raised a smidgeon. “This is very prepared.”

 

I snorted. “I have been preparing for this for years. I must admit, this is not to my usual standard, but certain circumstances forced my hand to speed up my plans. My initial plan for Danzo was less...dramatic.”

 

Now it was Kakashi’s time to snort. “I doubt that. Drama is your middle name.”

 

Shikaku cleared his throat - which stopped me from giving him a snarky response. “Back to the topic at hand...what is it you hope to gain from these talks?”

 

“To put it simply: guaranteed safety for all ROOT members. Ideally, I would like to appeal for full integration into Konoha society, in whatever manner the individual members wish- whether it be into the shinobi forces or civilian. We are willing to submit for full evaluation, mental and otherwise, before this is accepted. My Infiltration Corps shall give you full cooperation, however you may receive some resistance from the main body.”

 

“That’s it?” Shikaku asked. He knew this already, so was clearly making a show for the others.

 

“Whoa, hold up. And what about the crimes against Konoha? Are we expected to ignore that? Even looking at your appendix here, there are many things that would land most people in prison, or worse!” Shisui intercepted.

 

I forced myself to calm. “As members of ROOT, we are not responsible for whatever actions we take. The blame lies with Shimura Danzo. If you still feel that individual members hold responsibility once you read the report in full, then I am happy to debate this further.”

 

“Bullshit. You can’t just use him as a scapegoat. Everyone has their own mind to make decisions.”

 

Not in ROOT!” There was a threatening edge to my voice. “Page twenty seven, section three, paragraph two. From here it describes the training procedure in detail. To save time and effort in argument, please read this now. What ROOT members experience is a far cry from the main forces. Should you require further information, I would refer you to the individual members files, where their training and responses were fully evaluated.”

 

He scowled at me, but joined the others in reading. I made sure not to leave anything out. Everything was there, from the initial assessment, physical training and mental conditioning. They would find information about the cursed seal in the next section.

 

I watched as they read. Hiashi and the ANBU commander gave little away. Shisui’s scowl softened and jaw clenched. Shikaku...looked enraged. Perhaps he wasn’t the best candidate for this.

 

Finally, the ANBU Commander looked up and regarded me. “If this is true, how do you explain yourself? You do not appear to be the mindless drone described. And your loyalty to Danzo is clearly absent.”

 

“Correct. I have no love for Danzo. Once, he almost broke me, but I persevered. I was subject to all described, and more due to my resistance. I learned to adapt and act accordingly to avoid suspicion.”

 

“And what is your role in all of this?”

 

“During my time, I was trained in espionage and infiltration. I gained a reputation for my skills and made myself indispensable to Danzo. I excelled in all missions given. He grew to trust me and named me his second in command, and allowed me to train others in my art...these are the Infiltration Corps. Through their training, I reintroduced emotions, and they broke from Danzo’s hold. I fight for their freedom now - due to my actions today, I understand there will be repercussions for me. I accept whatever is decided...but I implore you to allow the ROOT forces a chance to reconnect with their humanity and grant them their lives back. We have been forced or tricked into service, and hope for nothing more than our freedom.”

 

And that was it. Hopefully they would see sense. Mercy isn’t something shinobi are known for, but Konoha are more open to it than most. Of course, they could decide to cut their losses and risk to their reputation and dispose of us before it became public...but with Shikaku here, I hoped that was a good sign.

 

They did not say anything else, but shared a look and nodded to Hiashi.

 

“Very well. We will be taking everyone into custody for individual evaluation and risk assessment. Everyone will be subject to T and I investigation. There still needs to be  a consultation on ROOT members integration to main forces, and this will be on an individual basis after the initial assessment. We will take all information presented and available into account when forming our overall decisions.”

 

“Acceptable.” It was. It really, really was. I felt like I could almost cry in relief.

 

“However, Hibari, you are to be taken into custody immediately. You have shown no regard for Konoha’s laws, have committed various acts of treason under your own judgement, and your skills require evaluation. The risk you pose to Konoha is too great to be ignored. Any decision we make in regards to ROOT will not include you, and your sentence will be judged separately. Do you understand?”

 

I could see Yumi and Kutsu tense on either side, and both looked like they were about to protest. I waved my hand at them and shook my head lightly to get them to stand down. I had expected this...Shikaku was tense and refused to look in my direction. I’m guessing he knew this was to be my fate, and couldn’t do anything about it. With Hiashi being the main spokesperson, I’m guessing Shikaku had protested and was no longer seen as a neutral party. What upset me was the satisfied look on Shisui’s face.

 

“I expected as much. You will have my full cooperation.”

 

“Then we are in agreement?” Hiashi clarified.

 

“Indeed,” I confirmed. “As I am being dealt with, Yumi and Kutsu will show you to the others - you will not be able to gain access without them. They will direct you on the appropriate measures, members of the Infiltration Corps or otherwise. Do not ask questions about ROOT directly to them - this will not be a sign of non cooperation, as they will be physically unable to do so. Both Shikaku and Kakashi can confirm this.”

 

“Understood.”

 

I stood, and they followed suit. “Now our business is seen to, I believe I have somewhere to be?” I walked around the table, and Kakashi came forward to restrain by hands for the second time that day - unfortunately this time was not as kind. After this, he guided me to the door.

 

“Wait! I have a question!” Shisui called from behind us. We stopped and I turned slightly to look at him. He had a nervous look on his face. “Do you know, is there a member known as Nakahara Erena? She would be about fourteen...I...I need to know.”

 

“You should know, names are removed from us. Our codenames is what we are known as here. You need to ask the right question.”

 

He looked confused. “What do you mean?”

 

“If she was taken, whoever you knew as Nakahara Erena does not exist anymore. Would that matter to you?” My heart sped up, worried about the answer.

 

“No. No matter what, I would help her. She is and will always be my friend,” he said with conviction.

 

“Are you certain? You have shown nothing but contempt towards me...why would she be any different?”

 

“If what you say is true, she never had a choice.”

 

I smiled behind my mask. “You could not be more right.” I paused for a moment and took a breath, stomach fluttering with nerves. “Kakashi, if you would?”

 

Under his breath I heard of faint mutter of, “always so dramatic,” before he removed my mask. I kept my face blank as I looked at Shisui. His face fell and he openly gaped.

 

“Sometimes it’s better off staying in the dark,” I whispered, before continuing down the corridor and to the exit.

 

He never followed.

Notes:

And there we have it.

The Shadows arc is almost at a close. Next update will be Saturday, where we will hopefully get things all wrapped up (in a nice little pink bow)!

I hope you enjoyed!

Chapter 20: Shadows arc: part 13

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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I was escorted to Torture and Interrogation under a similar black cloth hood as before. As if I didn’t know the way...This was my village for crying out loud.

 

When I was there, I was taken down several floors and sequestered into a holding cell. The hood was removed and all belongings and clothing was removed except the basics, before a thorough search was carried out. They kept my hands in restraints and attached them to a fixture on the wall. They informed me my belongings would be returned depending on the outcome of my investigation and trial...I told them to feel fee to burn them.

 

I was kept in complete silence for hours. I couldn’t be sure if this was intimidation tactic, or they were doing a preliminary investigation prior to questioning me. I didn’t care, I was far too bored. Leaving me in my own head is a dangerous thing, and you never know what kind of thoughts I was going to have...I was at the point of giving zero fucks about anything. Fuck Danzo, fuck the system, fuck you, fuck me...fuck it...If I was going out, I was going out with a bang.

 

No more miss nice girl.

 

When the guards came to get me, I was contemplating drawing seals on the walls of the room, for no other reason than ‘why not?’ It would be difficult with my hands behind my back, and no writing implement, but the challenge made it all the more attractive (sweat and saliva on wet stone? Maybe bite my cheek to colour with a bit of blood? Morbid but I figured what the hell?). It wouldn’t be anything of concern, maybe just a pretty light effect? It would have been fun watching them squirm trying to figure it out.

 

I was taken into an empty room, restraints removed but replaced in front of me, forced down and left alone.

 

I sat on a cold metal chair. Except the desk and chair opposite me, the room was empty. It was kept at a cool temperature, just enough for the hairs on my arm to rise, and a to shiver threaten, but not freezing. I supposed this was meant to be intimidating, remove all comfort and making you feel further exposed...I wanted to snort.

 

A man in a black trench coat walked into the room suddenly, and sat down onto the seat opposite with a flourish.

 

“Ohhh, dramatic. Eight points for the coat swish, true style,” I commented giving a lop sided smirk and a thumbs up, sitting back in my seat. If he wanted to be dramatic and play a role, so could I.

 

He stared at me, chin lifted. “Do you know why you are here?”

 

I raised an eyebrow. “Sure, it just depends what you’ve found out and want to know.”

 

Now he raised an eyebrow. “Oh, and what makes no we haven’t found it all?”

 

I snorted. “Pfft, like you’re that smart. Now, tell me what you want to know, and we can both be on our merry way. I have no interest in hiding, I am an open book.” I leaned back casually on my chair, enough that I was only balancing on two legs.

 

“ROOT. Explain your involvement.” Straight to the point. I liked him, and not just for his fancy coat.

 

“I’m involved. Duh. Be more specific.”

 

He narrowed his eyes at me. “You are the ROOT agent known as Hibari. Trained personally by Shimura Danzo, and a trusted advisor. You have committed multiple acts of espionage both within and outside of Konoha, and committed several acts of treason against the Hokage.”

 

Wow. I really liked him. It’s not often I’m impressed. His interrogation technique was a little lacklustre, but he was concise with his words. He would go far.

 

“I guess that’s all...technically correct. You’re missing a few key points, but you’re almost there.” I nodded at him encouragingly.

 

He continued to squint in my direction. “What makes you so different to the other members of ROOT? They have been unable to answer any questions without a paralysis inflicted on them. Any information we have gained has been via Yamanaka methods.”

 

I sneered. “The only seals on my body are ones that I allow. If you’d actually read the documents I provided, you wouldn’t even need to ask. Check their tongues and you’ll find a cursed seal rooted to their chakra system via a tenketsu point. If you have problems safely disabling them, give me a shout. I learned how to dismantle those by the age of six.”

 

“And your inability to give a straight answer? Your comrades are far more straight forward.”

 

“Oh, I’m just having a little fun,” I waved my hands flippantly, “since I no longer have to deal with the mummified prick with a stick up his ass, I’m done pretending. I have spent years of my life in shadows, and I have absolutely no interest in ever going back. You want me, you got me. You want Hibari, try a little harder.”

 

“You speak as though you are different people?”

 

“Hibari isn’t a person, she is a character. The act helped me survive.”

 

“I see...”

 

I sighed. “I don’t think you do. Try being forced into a shady black ops organisation at the age of seven, being mentally and physically tortured, then brain washed for years...ROOT doesn’t just employ people to its services. It twists them and breaks them until it is all they have.”

 

“But you survived intact. Why didn’t the others?”

 

“I’m stubborn.”

 

He stayed quiet for a second, contemplating something. “So I don’t understand? Make me. Tell me everything.”

 

And so I did. I was there for hours, but I didn’t miss a single detail...about ROOT anyway - I kept mum about the Uchiha Coup and my involvement, and other things I discovered that had no bearing on ROOT. It was not my place to tell.

 

His face didn’t move once. I didn’t know if I was damning myself, but I didn’t care. I sang like a bird, free for the first time.

 

“And then I was dumped in a room with broken heating, and an old man in a cool coat asked to hear my story. The end.”

 

He sat there for what seemed like an eternity before standing and casually walking to the door. He opened it and stepped outside.

 

“Shikaku, she’s all yours,” was the last thing I heard, before I was suddenly swept into a bone crushing hug by the only member of my family I had left.

 

“Uh, Uncle Shikaku...I know there’s still the threat of execution and all, but death by suffocation is not my preferred choice.”

 

I head a wet chuckle before he loosened his grip slightly, but he didn’t let go. And I didn’t want him to.

 


 

I was kept in T and I for nearly a week. My accommodations didn’t improve, but what you gonna do? Complain to he manager? I wasn’t even allowed a book (although, to me fair, I knew about seventeen ways to kill a person with a book so could kind of see their point) and I only saw Shikaku another two times, and the visits were kept short.

 

I was taken out for questioning at least twice a day. Sometimes it was a general chat, other times it was about specific missions or where to find specific information in the base - they seemed to recognise my brain had an inbuilt catalogue and were happy to abuse it.

 

They asked me about the curse seals. I didn’t ask why, but they clearly were having problems removing them. I gave them clear instructions on disarming them, but they kept coming back asking the same questions over and over again. Seriously, did no one in Konoha understand circuit breakers? It wasn’t even that hard.

 

Then they tried asking me about the Time Bubble.

 

“Explain the seals utilised on the Hokage Tower?”

 

Yea, no. “It’s a fancy seal that does fancy things.”

 

“Explain specifically?”

 

“Specifically? You put in some chakra, it goes ‘zooof!’ then ‘pop’!” I made hand gestures signalling expanding then bursting.

 

“Words, please.” They were getting exasperated.

 

“Holy shit! I was speaking another language? When did I learn to do that? Am I doing it now? Can. You. Understand. Meeee?”

 

“...If you do not comply then I will take this as a sign that you have broken your agreement and the Hokage will be informed.”

 

I don’t respond well to threats.

 

“Look, if I was to explain it to you, I’d have to use lots of big fancy words, so much so you really would think I was speaking another language. I’d prefer not to insult the intelligence of whatever ‘sealing specialists’ you have listening in and I have no interest in taking part in an intellectual dick measuring contest...because trust me, I have the biggest schlong you’ve ever seen.

 

“Find someone who can at least understand the basics of relativistic mechanics, hell even a basic understanding of physics, and I’ll consider wasting my breath. Otherwise understand this: me smart, you stupid. Therefore, you have no chance of reproducing. Understand?”

 

They didn’t bother asking again.

 

However, they did try sending in a Yamanaka for a little mind walk. I was not aware of what they were looking around at (it was like I was in a trance), but I was given a quizzical look before they left without a word.

 

Finally, I was removed from the cell, and taken to a meeting room. It was too nice to be an interrogation room, so I figured I was meeting the big fish.

 

My hands were in shackles in front of me, and I was secured to the table by a metal hook on the underside. Once I was sitting down, Yamanaka Inoichi, Hyuuga Hiashi and the Hokage entered. Ahhh...finally.

 

“Hey guys, how’s it hanging?” I asked, beaming.

 

“Nakahara Erena, I have been informed you have been a difficult subject,” the Hokage stated. God, he was old .

 

“What? No! Me? I’ve been super cooperative. I promise! I haven’t tried to escape or anything...and considering the lack of an entertainment package in the resort, I’d say that’s a miracle. I’m going to have to leave a bad review, though. The wait staff are incredibly rude.”

 

“So that’s why you’ve been harassing the interrogators, you were bored?” asked Inoichi.

 

“Ding ding ding, we have a winner! I’ve been subjected to what is effectively sensory deprivation for someone like me. Being left alone with only me and myself is a dangerous place to be.”

 

“So I’ve heard...tell me, what did you think of the mind walk performed on you?”

 

“So that’s why you’re all here, you tried to get into my head but came out with more questions than answers?” I raised a brow. “Cool, I’ll bite. What’s up, buttercup?”

 

Inoichi looked at the Hokage, who nodded.

 

“It seems my cousin got a bit...lost in there, to put it bluntly. There was no clear train of thought, memories were not linear and there were different levels to your consciousness. As such, the mind walk was unsuccessful due to the foreign nature of your mindscape.”

 

“So my brains all screwy?”

 

He smirked. “To put it mildly.”

 

“Nice! I mean, I guess it explains a lot. I tend to have multiple thoughts at once and my memory doesn’t fit into shelves...it’s just all there at once. ROOTs probably got something to do with a little bit of the screwyness, but the rest is just little old me.”

 

“So, as far as you can tell us, this was not a conscious decision to train your mind in mental evasion tactics, and it is not any form of Bloodline Limit?”

 

“Nah, I’m just weird.”

 

Inoichi looked at me appraisingly, before shrugging. “Well, that’s my only question.”

 

The Hokage looked at me again. “Over the last week, while you were being questioned, a full investigation into the actions of Shimura Danzo and ROOT have been carried out. As a result, Shimura Danzo is to be sentenced to death. While it is true you were forced into his organisation against your will, you were a key figure in its structure, and were the reason for a large proportion of his success in espionage. You have admitted your free will was unaffected despite his endeavours, and the threat of the cursed seal was not present. While you did not take part in his most heinous crimes, your involvement in ROOT alone would be enough to guarantee lifelong imprisonment. Why should you be exempt from this fate?”

 

“Seriously? You’re trying to place some blame on me for your mistakes? Why don’t you ask yourself that same question, Hokage-sama?” It was like I was asking to be executed on the spot. Questioning a military dictator is never a great idea. “You knew that ROOT existed, and you knew that their missions were ethically questionable at best. Hell, you even knew they ‘recruited’ and brainwashed children. When Danzo attempted to assassinate you, you let him off without even a slap on the wrist...you basically gave him permission to do everything he ever did. You made him think he was untouchable and without reproach.

 

“So yes, I had my free will, and I didn’t have an active cursed seal. But I did have a sense of morality and a conscience. I was trained in deception, so I deceived. I played Danzo better than anyone else. Because where you failed to protect the children of the village, I would not. Everything I did was in order to ruin Danzo, because I could not trust you to even lay a finger on him.

 

“So no, I don’t think I deserve lifelong imprisonment. And if you truly do, then I will tell you right now - you may as well execute me too, because I won’t stay behind bars for long - and you’ve seen what I do to people that wrong me.”

 

“Are you threatening the Hokage, Nakahara?” Hiashi asked, stunned.

 

“Yes, sure, why not? Solitary confinement has fucked with my head. Fuck holding my tongue. You want to know what I truly feel without a mind walk? You got it. I don’t even care anymore. I loved this village, but it’s leadership is fucked up. Minato was a great Hokage...look at how we’ve devolved.”

 

“That’s enough, Nakahara. Despite your outburst, I appreciate your candour,” the Hokage said. I was a little taken aback...that was not what I expected. “I will admit, I have done many wrongs. I try to see the good in people and give them opportunities to prove themselves.” I snorted. “But my weakness for my friends has allowed too many atrocities to befall this village. And unfortunately, you were caught in the crossfire. A young girl should not feel responsible to bring down a traitor to the village. And it saddens me that you have so little trust in not only myself, but others around. That being said, it is understandable with everything you have gone through.

 

“We have statements from many accounting to your bravery, skill and commitment to the people of this village. While you have lost trust in others, they have the utmost trust in you. This sentiment not only comes from your subordinates in ROOT, but several high ranking shinobi and clan leaders.

 

“According to our laws, you should stay behind bars for the rest of your life...but the loyalty you have inspired has ensured that won’t be possible....you are not the first, or second person to threaten me today.” He laughed. My ears perked up. “It is therefore my decision that you are to be cleared of all charges. You will be subjected to an S-rank secrecy clause, on various aspects of your deals with ROOT and the incident in the Tower, as are all whom are involved in the full investigation. This will incur the standard consequences if broken. Other than that, you will be free to go.”

 

I blinked...that was...unexpected?

 

“Do you have any questions?”

 

“Umm...yes?”

 

He nodded at me to continue, a kind smile on his face.

 

“Where’s the nearest shower? I haven’t bathed properly in a week, and I really really stink.”

 


 

After I was release from my cuffs, I was taken to an area for final debrief...there was a contract stating the terms of my secrecy clause and the rules I had to adhere by. I want allowed to discuss anything Danzo and his treasonous ways (like implanting multiple sharingan and generally being a creepy bastard), and most of my missions had the standard ‘classified’ rules. I was also given a list of others involved in the investigation, so it was clear who was ‘safe’ to talk to.

 

Also came a document stating what to expect with village integration...it was clearly just a general form given to everyone. Everyone was placed in specific accommodations, however were not allowed out unsupervised until permission was given. After their evaluation, the shrinks would give tailored plans for each person, and future roles could be discussed...it was actually very fair, considering the circumstances.

 

After I read and signed the documents, I was escorted out of T and I, and given directions to the new ROOT lodgings. It was very close to T and I, so I suspected that was on purpose. When I arrived, the Jounin guards at the entrance did not have a note of my room, but gave me an empty one available, along with a pack of basic amenities. As I followed, I saw multiple people milling around and conversing- some I recognised from Infiltration Corps, but others I did not...I was glad to see at least some of the standard ROOT soldiers didn’t hole themselves away.

 

My room was grey and basic and lacked everything but a bed, table and lamp. There was no window, and I could see a damp crack in the ceiling. No expense spared here...

 

Considering I had just spent a week alone in a grey room, the last thing I wanted to do was spend any more time in another...but for the first time in my life I felt lost and without focus. After everything, this was just a big anticlimax...I had just left one form of prison for another...and somehow went from a life of no freedom to one with even less.

 

Without anything else to do, I curled up unto a ball and fell asleep on top of the bed. I didn’t cry...I think was was beyond that.

 


 

“Erena, wake up.” I stirred when I felt I light tapping on my shoulder. I opened my bleary eyes, and blinked a few times to focus them.

 

“Shikaku?” I whispered, without even getting up.

 

He gave me a gentle and concerned smile. “Come on, we’re going home,” he said. I frowned slightly, too tired to understand. What home? He clearly sensed my confusion and fatigue as he wasted no time to bundle me in his arms and walked out the door. He made me feel safer than I have in years, and I was so tired I couldn’t even bother to protest, and just lay my head on his chest, closing my eyes.

 

He must have been walking for quite a while, but I wasn’t aware of much. Eventually I felt his stop walking.

 

“Is that Erena? I was not aware she had been release from questioning...is she alright?” I heard Fugaku’s voice somewhere through the fog.

 

“She was only released this afternoon... I think she’s alright, just exhausted.”

 

“I’m glad to see she has been released. My son will be pleased to hear, he has been beside himself. I half suspect he was planning to break in soon,” he chuckled. A small part of my brain registered Fugaku made a joke, and wanted to congratulate him. Another part registered Itachi was worried about me. “If you need anything from us, let me know.”

 

“Thank you, I appreciate it...I think she may need some time to readjust, but I’m sure she wouldn’t refuse seeing Itachi, and Shisui. Tell them to stop by in a few days.”

 

“Thank you, I will...although I suspect only Itachi will respond. Unfortunately Shisui will likely claim to be indisposed.”

 

“Claim to be?” I heard a quizzical lilt to Shikaku’s voice.

 

“Hn. I will not go into detail, but he has conducted himself in a poor manner. He has since been informed of the severity of his misunderstanding, and is not taking it well. He may be a Jounin, but he is still a boy who is finding it difficult to come to terms with the complicated nature of things. I believe the correct term is ‘sulking’”

 

Shikaku snorted, and the action jostled me slightly. I turned my head further into his chest, as thought this would stop it. “Well, he better stop sulking soon, because Erena’s going to need her friends...I think we should go before sleeping beauty here wakes up...she’ll be mortified I’m carrying her around like this, and I’ll never hear the end of it.”

 

I’m guessing Fugaku must have given His trademark nod in reply, as no other words were exchanged.

 

It wasn’t long after, until I recognised the sounds of us entering a house, and then I was placed only a soft bed, covered lain on top. I felt Shikaku’s hand on my head briefly before it was removed, and footsteps retreated.

 

“Uncle Shikaku?” I mumbled.

 

“Yes, Erena?”

 

“Love you.”

 

I heard a gentle huff. “I love you too, Erena.”

 

I fell back asleep, feeling lighter than before.

Notes:

And thus ends the Shadows arc.

Next up: Bonds arc!
I have so many plans for this one...all your questions about Shisui and his behaviour will be answered, and we’ll be introduced (and reintroduced) to some other major canon characters.

Enjoy!

Chapter 21: Bonds arc: part 1

Notes:

Caution: underage drinking. Not glamourised.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The next few weeks were both interesting and mind numbingly boring.

 

I was called to a ridiculous amount of meetings with higher ups about ROOT. Despite my outburst to the Hokage (Shikaku was very unimpressed when he found out, “Filter, Erena...engage your filter!”), somehow I seemed to have inspired a certain amount of interest in my opinion on matters. Inoichi in particular took every opportunity to question me on matters - and even dropped by Shikaku’s house a few times (although I feel this was more interest in my ‘screwy brain’, as he had hinted at least twice he would like to do a mind walk himself).

 

As they only had personnel reports to use, which were incredibly biased, they asked my opinion on the preliminary evaluations on ROOT members. It was easy with the Infiltration Corps, but main ROOT was a bit trickier. I had advised them Yumi and Kutsu would be of more assistance, but as they still had not managed to remove the curse seals yet, or execute Danzo (seriously, just get on with it), that would be impossible.

 

I also had to explain to Psyche my method of inspiring initial emotions in ROOT. They were less than impressed with my answer of: “puppies, dango and hugs.” I think they were looking for some great psychological breakthrough...not just trying shit out until it gets a smile.

 

And finally, Danzo was executed in the evening of a very normal day. I knew immediately as the remaining presence of the cursed seal practically evaporated. I was eating dinner at the time and dropped my chopsticks. I looked to Shikaku with wide eyes in questioning....he just looked at me, grinned and nodded. We continued eating our food without saying anything more about it.

 

A part of me wished I had been given the opportunity to speak to him for closure, but I wasn’t particular saddened by it. Shikaku guaranteed he knew I was behind everything, so that was enough for me.

 

ROOT integration was soon flying after that. About a quarter of the forces required more in depth psychological counselling and were admitted to the Psyche facility more long term (I was actually surprised it wasn’t more). The younger ones, children under ten, were taken to the orphanage - however carefully managed (I reviewed the plans myself and was satisfied). Due to Danzo’s ‘Buddy system’, some older ROOT members requested be become guardians for their ‘little brothers or sisters’ - I advised them to allow this, as breaking bonds could have disastrous set backs. The clan members (how Danzo managed to get a hold of Aburame, Yamanaka and a Nara I’ll never know), were taken back into the fold.

 

Several members decided to pursue a civilian way of life, including a few members of the Corps. I was happy for them, and totally understood their choice.

 

Of the others, some wished to join ANBU, and others enter the main Shinobi forces. Everyone remaining was assessed on skills and given appropriate ranks - the majority were either Tokubetsu Jounin or Jounin, to no surprise. Yumi, the kindhearted soul he is, wished to become a medic nin. I couldn’t think of anything more perfect. Kutsu was fervent about not joining ANBU, but couldn’t decide on a role. Shikaku offered him a ‘rotating internship’ within the Jounin ranks, to help find his feet. Eventually he settled on a role in logistics, which suited his talent for organisation and paperwork (although I also think he chose a role that was primarily in village to stay close to Yumi and I).

 

And then there was me...no one had spoken to me or approached me yet about what I wanted, or where I fit in with the ranks. I suppose I had been kept busy with assisting in the assimilation of ROOT, but it made me feel uneasy. Before now, every choice had been made for me by Danzo, and I was afraid the same would happen again. I had pledged loyalty to the village, and knew that came with accepting whatever orders I was given. I guess I would just take it as it comes.

 

One of my main little rays of light through everything was Itachi. The day after my release, he came barrelling around to Shikaku’s house, practically demanding to see me (in his own polite way). Yoshino had refused (I was taking a nap with Shikamaru at the time - he seemed to think he had a new napping ally, and as Yoshino didn’t nag me to get up, he saw an opportunity and took it), but Itachi was relentless. He came over nearly every couple of hours for three days (didn’t he have a job?), until Yoshino finally gave in, grabbed him by the collar and practically threw him into my room (Gremlin Itachi strikes again).

 

Now, I hadn’t actually told her I didn’t want to see him, but I was feeling a little nervous about our conversation and had wanted to leave it until things were more stable. But Itachi had zero patience and zero chill.

 

“Itachi? Wow, you’re a brave man. I’m not sure I’d even want to piss Yoshino off...she’s scary,” I said quietly, a little anxious with his sudden presence. I had been sitting on the edge of my bed reading one of Yoshino’s novels, and didn’t expect an Uchiha to literally drop in.

 

Without saying anything, he walked over, sat beside me and wrapped me in a huge hug. “You are an absolute idiot, Erena,” he whispered. A laugh erupted.

 

“You know, you’re the only person to actually say that to me. Everyone else has been walking on hot coals around me,” I leaned into him, smiling.

 

“In no world would I ever be afraid of you. Scared for you, yes, but I know you too well to think you would ever hurt me.”

 

And just like that, it was like a weight had been lifted. I didn’t deserve his level of trust, and had done nothing to warrant it.

 

I gave him a sly look. “I don’t know, sometimes you need a good whack on the head- and you know I’m not exactly gentle.”

 

He smirked. “We both know you couldn’t hit me if I didn’t want you to.”

 

And just like that I pounced in faux attack, pining him down before attempting to throw him off the bed. It was all fun and games until he played dirty and kicked me in the shin. “Fucking Uchiha bastard!” I yelped, cradling my leg - that was going to bruise.

 

“You’ll get over it,” he said smugly. Oh you just wait...I gave him a scathing look before huffing and turning away from him.

 

He shuffled over to me and hugged me again, more gentle this time.

 

“Why didn’t you tell us? We would have helped,” he whispered.

 

I sighed, “I know...but that was the problem. It was bigger than us, and I couldn’t get you two hurt. There’s a lot I’ve done and a lot I regret, but I would have never forgiven myself if anything had ever happened to you.”

 

“But that doesn’t mean you take it all on yourself...I don’t know everything, but I know you took on too many risks. And what about how we feel? If anything happened to you we would have been devastated.”

 

“They were necessary risks. And it’s fine. It all worked out.”

 

“That’s not the point, Erena, and you know it.”

 

I shrugged. “It is what it is.”

 

It was his turn to sigh now. “Okay, but in future, at least tell us if you are being held hostage by some sadistic underground operation? Or about to commit treason? Maybe we’ll want to help out.”

 

I snorted. “As if you’d willingly commit treason. You’re such a goodie two shoes.”

 

He looked pensive. “Maybe it was closer than you thought.”

 

I looked at him strangely and tilted my head, and thought for a moment. “The coup?”

 

His eyebrows rose up. “How did you..? Why do I even bother asking.” He seemed exasperated.

 

“What did your father tell you?”

 

He frowned. “Not much...just that you were involved in some way. But now, with Danzo’s demise and schemes discovered, the clan is united with the village in a way we never have been.”

 

“Nothing unites people more than a common enemy,” I smiled.

 

“But it’s more than that, isn’t it? You became close to my father- he respects you. And he doesn’t give respect easily. He told me we owed you more than he could give...but I don’t even know what that means.”

 

I could have deflected, and almost did. But if I was going to try and trust people more, Itachi was a good place to start.

 

I sat on the bed against the wall, and he followed suit. “I can’t tell you much about my time with Danzo, I’m not allowed,” I said. “But...” urgh this was hard! “With what you know about me, what do you think is my best skill?”

 

He considered. “Well...if the rumours are true, that would be Fuuinjutsu. So much for not practicing it any more?”

 

I waved my hand dismissively. “Fuuinjutsu is more of a hobby really...but no. My talent is people.”

 

Itachi snorted. “You are about as good with people as my father, except you piss them off in different ways.”

 

“Rude! But also not what I meant...my talent is manipulating people. Their thoughts, perceptions, opinions...and I don’t need to be a Yamanaka with creepy mind control tricks to do it.”

 

Itachi stilled. “What do you mean?”

 

I smiled. “Noticed any difference in the villages opinion of the Uchiha lately? Things maybe a bit friendlier? Less tension on both sides?”

 

“But how is that possible?” He seemed shocked.

 

“Words and simple actions can be more powerful than you can imagine.”

 

“But if that’s true...then the Uchiha Coup... you were the one to stop it?”

 

I shrugged. “The village just needed a nudge. I provided it.”

 

I was smothered again. “I don’t know how to thank you enough.”

 

“Letting me breathe would be a good start!”

 

He released me. “But if that’s true...god we were idiots. After the incident on the training grounds, I convinced Shisui we had to stop contact with you, in case you were caught in the crossfire, but you must have known about it?”

 

“Yup. The same day you spoke to me, I had already approached your father as his cooperation was vital. It’s cool, though.”

 

“But how did you know it would work?”

 

“Pfft. What do you take me for? It’s not exactly my first time. If you even suspected foul play, then I’m doing my job wrong.”

 

“But what do you have to gain from all of these games? I don’t understand.”

 

I poked him on the shoulder hard and grinned. “What happened to that little boy in the library, scurrying around trying to make sense of the violence he had witnessed on the fields of war? If he were here in front of me, what would he think? What was his dream?”

 

“He wanted a world without war. Peace, without fighting,” Itachi whispered, and looked at me with big eyes.

 

“And wouldn’t that be something?” I smiled.

 


 

After that, it was like when we were kids again. The jokes, the laughing. There weren’t many secrets between us (I spilled the beans of a lot of things), and it was just nice.

 

After the investigations calmed down, and the ROOT integration was under way, the  needs in my time settled and I found myself with too much time on my hands. Itachi still had his missions, so it’s not like I could annoy him all the time. I still hadn’t seen hide nor hair of Shisui, and when I questioned Itachi he would evade the question. I made it clear to him that I wasn’t angry or upset at all, but he said he had already let him know and wouldn’t discuss it any more.

 

I asked Shikaku if he had any idea about what the Hokages plans for me were. He seemed surprised it wasn’t already sorted, as with everyone else. Sadly, he had no idea, and suspected he wouldn’t be included in the discussions. He’d already made his preference known (Intelligence). It also confirmed my suspicions that I wasn’t getting a choice, like everyone else.

 

So with nothing to do, I often found myself wandering around Konoha (people watching), going to the library and developing seals. I made sure not to practice fuuinjutsu in the open, as who knows who might be watching me. I would be a fool to think I wasn’t being monitored.

 

Since the Time Bubble and Time Master seals, I also perfected the individual time speederuperer...I had always liked the idea of Minatos Hiraishin, and wanted something of my own. The Time Flicker seal (because it was kind of like the body flicker, but increasing time instead of speed) was placed at the crook of my other arm...I still couldn’t figure out the whole aging thing, but I figured it would be useful to have-I just had to be careful how I used it.

 

I also produced some really fun seals too, but they were more for Shisui if he didn’t take his head out of his ass soon. Even if he wanted to end our friendship fully, he would have at least told Itachi...and because he hadn’t, I figured he just needed more time.

 

When in the library one day, I found a new addition to the regulars. He was holed up in the Jounin section, a pile of scrolls littered (thrown) around, mumbling to himself and constantly scratching his chin. He was a shinobi with wild white hair - you didn’t need to be an intelligence expert to know this was Jiraiya of the Sannin. A renowned seal  master and spy master...I was intrigued...

 

I considered my appearance for a moment...female, fourteen years old, and civilian clothing. Doable.

 

“Oh hi there mister! Watcha doing?” I squeaked, with a little shrill to my voice and a wide smile. “Sorry. I got bored doing homework! And you looked sad so I wanted to come cheer you up!What’s that? That’s pretty! Are you an artist? I’m pretty good too, want to see?” I started to fuss around my bag, looking for the non existent picture. From the corner of my eye, I could see a copy of the Time Bubble seal I had left in Kakashi’s possession during the Tower incident. So I’m guess he was called in to decipher it...and judging by the subjects of the scrolls around him, he wasn’t going to have much luck.

 

“Kid, scram! I’m a very busy and important shinobi. Take your games elsewhere!” he boomed at me. There were a hushing noise in the distance.

 

“Wow, no need to be so rude, Shinobi-san! I was just being nice.”

 

“No, you were just being annoying. Shoo!” He didn’t even look at me and focused on the work in front of him. I made a dramatic huff and stomped off. I made my way back to my usual table to find Itachi waiting for me.

 

“Why do you look so pleased with yourself? It worries me.”

 

I grinned. “Want to get something to eat? I think I’m going to be busy later.”

 


 

As I expected, I was summoned to the Hokage tower in the early evening. When I arrived, I was told to head straight through. From the outside of the doors, I could sense two people (plus ANBU) inside...and one of them was Jiraiya (I recognised his chakra signature, it was pretty distinctive).

 

Before opening doors, I channeled chakra into the Time Flicker seal on my arm to activate it (it would literally take me ten seconds, so it was worth the reaction). I entered the room, closed the door and sat down beside Jiraiya before deactivating.

 

“Oh hi there mister! Watcha doing here?” I grinned at him.

 

He jumped in the air, startled, while the Hokage just gave me an exasperated look. “I understand you’ve met then?”

 

I dropped the act, talking high pitched all the time hurt the throat. “Absolutely, Hiruzen, we go wayyyyyy back.”

 

“What? How did you? When did you?” Jiraiya blinked. “You know Hiraishin no jutsu?”

 

“Do I look like I have a blade in my hand? How stupid do you think I’d be to bring a weapon in here?”

 

“Erena, don’t provoke Jiraiya, please,” the Hokage asked.

 

“But I haven’t even started!” I whined. The Hokage had gotten used to my various methods of entertainment over the last few weeks, and had no appreciation. “You’re no fun.”

 

“I apologise. I would hate to be known as ‘boring’...Maybe next time I’ll let you loose on a foreign nobleman.”

 

My eyes lit up. “You promise?”

 

He chuckled. “We’ll see. Now, proper introduction I think? Jiraiya, this is Nakahara Erena.” Jiraiyas eyebrows rose, I’m guessing he was already briefed. “And Erena, this is Jiraiya. I asked him to return, we required more information on the seal you produced...as you have not been very forthcoming.” I could feel the subtle scolding from here.

 

“Her? She can’t be the producer of this...she’s must be like twelve!”

 

“Hey! I resemble that resemble that remark!” I said in faux annoyance...I was short so I couldn’t really argue. “I did tell you I was an artist. Just because you old men can’t figure it out, doesn’t mean us little whipper snappers aren’t capable. I’m a bad ass bitch.”

 

“Then what does it do?”

 

“Seriously? You’re a Master of Fuuinjutsu...what do you think it does?” He narrowed his eyes at me. “No, seriously...tell me what you think. If you’re even a little bit close, I’ll push you in the right direction. This is getting boring now.”

 

Out of the corner of my eyes I could see the Hokage looking smug. He thought he has won...he really didn’t understand the game.

 

“I’m guessing there’s some kind of paralysis inducing jutsu...not unlike the Nara Shadow Bind, but for the mind as well as the body. There is some mention of velocity, so it increased your speed...almost like the body flicker.”

 

I snorted. “Really? That’s it? So basic.”

 

“So what’s incorrect?”

 

“There wasn’t really a single incorrect thing,” I replied, and he started to smile. “It’s more that everything was an incorrect thing.” The smile dropped. “Okay, I’ll give you two clues, then come back to me. First: I didn’t speed up at all. Second: check your clocks.”

 

“Why speak in riddles? Why don’t you just explain it?”

 

“I’m not speaking in riddles, but now you mention it I do know a good one! I am not alive, but I-“

 

“Erena, please stick to the topic at hand,” the Hokage said. “While we have asked you here to explain the seal that was used, it is also an attempt to gauge your skill.  While you claim to be the author, we require verification, You see, with Jiraiya travelling, we are in need of a Fuuinjutsu specialist within Konoha. And my hope of that would be you, should you prove yourself.”

 

Oh hell, he had me there. It was one of the roles I had been hoping for, but also dreading. While it kept me away from combat, I could be pigeon holed and stuck in an office. And while fuuinjutsu was fun, there’s only so many squiggles and swirls you can make before you get bored.

 

“Okay, fine. I’ll explain it - but that doesn’t mean that you will be able to, or even should, try to reproduce. And if you are still thinking of offering me the role, I also have a counter offer, if you’re open to listening?”

 

“Very well.”

 

It took about two hours to explain the seal in detail to Jiraiya. Every so often he would interject with questions, and once to explain my understanding of physics was incorrect (it’s funny how old men who think they know better than young females act the same no matter what the universe), until I shot him down.

 

“But if it stills time, how did you move within? You should have been trapped within the field?”

 

I smiled. “Correct. And that’s why reproducing it will help no one...unless you are willing to have a potentially unstable, body clock altering seal tattooed on your body, that is.”

 

He turned to look me in the eyes, aghast. “But if something went wrong, the results would be catastrophic!”

 

I shrugged. “Desperate times. I was on a literal time crunch.”

 

He shook his head. “I’m not sure what could have been worth that...you could have died...or worse.”

 

“Like rapid aging and turning into a mummified corpse before crumbling into dust? I know...still beats letting the leather-faced cockwomble rip my best friends eyes from his head.” I swear I heard a sharp intake of breath from the rafters. ANBU these days, show some decorum. “And anyway, getting rid of that weapons-grade mop-headed shit stain would have worth every wrinkle.”

 

Jiraiya started laughing. “You’re actually insane. Before I just thought you were a cocky teenager, but you’re actually mentally unstable...Hiruzen, I like her. Let’s keep her.”

 

“...erm...thanks?” I’m sure that was actually an insult.

 

The Hokage chuckled. “Well, I think that’s enough for the evening, don’t you think? Let’s recommence this tomorrow, shall we say noon? We still have a lot to discuss, and unfortunately I’m not as young as I once was.”

 

“...you were young? When, prehistoric times?”

 

Jiraiya laughed again. “Come on, I’m exhausted after that. Let’s go to the bar! I want to hear about your escapades in espionage, I’m sure you have stories to tell!”

 

“Jiraiya...I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m actually fourteen? I might be able to confound you in fuuinjutsu, but drinking is not exactly legal.” I deadpanned.

 

“Ho! Don’t be stupid! You could do with losing a few brain cells! And besides, how many people get to boast about drinking with the Legendary Jiraiya!”

 

“Not the sane ones,” I muttered, as he practically pushed me out the door.

 

“Then it’s a good think you don’t fit into that category!”

 


 

Sake was disgusting. It was disgusting and burned and why did people touch the foul stuff? I had only had a three cups, or seven? Anyway, I didn’t cope with alcohol well. I should have just said no, but my curiosity got the better of me, and you know the saying curiosity killed the cat? Well, I’m not a cat but the saying still holds.

 

I decided to call it a night when I sat down on the toilet and almost fell over. I was spinning even though I wasn’t spinning and I think I felt sick? Or was that just the spinning? Either way, home was a good idea. Yoshino would shout at me, Shikaku would laugh and then I could sleep. It was a very good idea.

 

I walked out of the bathroom with as much poise as I could manage...Jiraiya talking to some woman at the bar...yea, not getting involved, not saying goodbye. I’d see him tomorrow.

 

The cold air hit me as I walked outside. Was it winter? I couldn’t remember it being winter...or was it because I didn’t have a coat? I didn’t even remember taking a coat. Didn’t matter - the quicker I walked the better. The bar was at least a thirty minute walk and I think it was that way? Yes, it’s that way.

 

I started walking down the street, and seemed to be making good headway. I’d be home before I knew it. Putting feet one in front of the other was getting difficult and HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A RAT?

 

I jumped and fell over only my back. It didn’t hurt, but getting straight back up seemed like a bad idea, so I lay on my back for a minute, closed my eyes and concentrated on trying to get the spinning to stop.

 

“Erena!” I heard a worried voice shout, then felt hand touching the pulse on my neck. I whacked them away.

 

“Stop. Not dead. Shhh!” I mumbled.

 

“Erena, did you just shush me?” the voice asked. I opened one eye and saw Shisui. SHISUI!

 

“Shisui!” I sat up quickly (too quickly) and grabbed him in a hug.

 

“Erena, what? Are you drunk?”

 

“I’m not drunk, you’re drunk!” I argued, pulling back and looking at him properly for the first time in months. His hair was really quite pretty, especially for an Uchiha, I wanted to feel it.

 

He grabbed my hand before it made contact with the curls. “Are you okay? Are you sure you’re just drunk? Could anyone have poisoned you? You don’t seem yourself.”

 

“I’m fine! Really fine. Jiraiyas just an irresponsible adult and I was stupid and now I want to go home. I think it’s that way?” I pointed. “I’m going, let’s go!” I stumbled on getting up, but thankfully he caught me by the arm to steady me. I beamed at him.

 

“Alright, let’s get you home. Lean on me?” He grabbed me tightly at the waist. “You know, I always thought you’d be the one doing this for me first.”

 

“Yea, well...my stupid decisions are way stupider than your stupid decisions. My life is the definition of stupid decisions. Maybe I should just stop making decisions? Like in ROOT, you couldn’t make stupid decisions because you couldn’t make decisions. Kinda makes sense now. Except the torture and the brainwashing and the evilness...no it actually makes no sense. I’m just being stupid again.”

 

His grip tightened on me slightly, but I noticed it. “You’re right, ROOT made no sense.” He whispered.

 

“I mean, right? Like, who does that? I wish I had gone with my original plan, it would have crushed him. Did you know I was planning to take full control of ROOT? Turn all of of his little puppets against him then BAM. Screw you Danzo! It would have been so beautiful.”

 

“I’m sure if would have been...listen, Erena...I know it’s not the best time to say this, as you probably won’t even remember it in the morning...maybe that’s why I’m doing it? Anyway, I’m so sorry, for everything. I’ve been the worst friend. I abandoned you and hurt you. I feel stupid, I should have seen something sooner. When it were Hibari, you seemed so ‘off’, and there were so many hints but I didn’t want to see them. I have never felt so disgusted in myself, and now I know everything you’ve done, I just don’t think I have the right to be your friend anymore. I’ve let you down, and I don’t deserve you.”

 

I whipped around to look at him with a look of extreme confusion on my face. “No...no thank you. That’s just silly.”

 

“No thank you?” Now he seemed confused.

 

“No thank you.” I nodded in agreement. “Everything there was just silly. You’re not a bad friend, I am. I let you believe I was the worst...like actually the worst. You didn’t see it because I didn’t want you to, and I’m verrrryyyyy good at my job. Did you know the Raikage owes me money? And there’s some missing nin out there that thinks I’m his illegitimate daughter? If they didn’t stand a chance, what hope did you...and I’m really really sorry.”

 

“What for?”

 

“I’m going to throw up.” He grabbed me and directed me to the corner of the street, with perfect timing as I immediately emptied the contents of my stomach. As soon as I finished, I almost collapsed before he lifted me up. He seemed to be catching me a lot.

 

“Alright, let’s get you home.” He jostled me into a more secure position.

 

“No shunshin. Please no shunshin...”

 

He chuckled. “I’ve just seen you vomit once, I have no interest in seeing it again, thank you.”

 

“Mmmm good...but Shisui? No more silly talk. We’re gonna talk tomorrow properly. I’m gonna be hungover, and you’re going to make fun of me and we’ll leave this depressing shit at the door, okay?”

 

“Okay Erena. Whatever you want.”

 

“...Does that mean if I want dango just now you’ll get it for me?”

 

“Don’t push it.”

 


 

I woke up in the morning and I regretted every moment.

 

Why did people choose to drink?

 

I’ve had head injuries that were kinder than this. I hated Jiraiya so much.

 

Whilst my head hurt, it was only going to feel worse when Yoshino got a hold of me. I vaguely remembered her reaction when Shisui dropped me home and it wasn’t pleasant. Mind made up, I quickly changed and stuck out my window. Childish, yes, but necessary.

 

I went to a nearby park and sat near the water against a shaded tree. I was supposed to meet Shisui there soon, as we were going to chat before my meeting with the Hokage and Jiraiya. Until he came, a quick nap sounded more than ideal. I had only just closed my eyes, when I felt a strange presence. I could feel the movement in the air as a hand came towards me, and even with my eyes clothes, I instinctively grabbed the wrist.

 

I opened my eyes to find a child with a pen in his hands...was he going to write on my face? The audacity... but then I look in a set of wide baby blue eyes and a horribly familiar shade of blond hair.

 

My face paled.

 

When the fuck had Minato reproduced?

Notes:

Erenas little drunken scene is one I’ve had planned for a while, and had a lot of fun writing it. Jiraiya is a very bad influence.

I may do a little short story with Shisui’s POV of the Danzo saga one day (once I finish the story) - let’s just say him finding her here wasn’t exactly coincidence!

Chapter 22: Bonds arc: part 2

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A year ago, if you had told me that I’d be fourteen, hungover, napping in the park and catching Minato’s freaking son as he tried to draw on my face, I’d have said you were crazy.

 

Yet here we are.

 

The boy couldn’t have been anything other than Minato’s son. I mean, just look at him! And not only that, he was the Kyuubi jinchuriki. What the fuck were they thinking?

 

I could see it now: goddamn selfless Minato’s sacrificing himself and his son for the good of the village, and then they practically abandon the child...this child had clearly been neglected. For seven, he was a little short, his clothes were shabby and had nothing in the realm of adult supervision around. Okay, at seven, I was wandering around by myself, or with the boys, but who would let the jinchuriki out alone?

 

I was aware of other villages attitudes to the jinchuriki, and knew Konoha was very much the same. In ROOT, we were aware there was one in the village, but we were told to avoid interaction unless necessary. While parental supervision was lacking, he was monitored by ANBU at all times.

 

Oh yea. Remembering this, I dropped his wrist before one dropped down and stabbed me.

 

“Hey lady! That hurt, dattebayo!” He said, grabbing his wrist and rubbing it.

 

“Ah, my apologies. Although next time, I’d advise not sneaking up on sleeping shinobi - it’s a dangerous game.”

 

His eyes widened. “No way! Are you a ninja? But you’re a girl! You don’t look like one! You know, I’m going to be a ninja! Jiji said I can go to the Academy next year! I’m going to be the best ninja there ever was!”

 

Dear sweet god, did no one tell this boy about volume controls? My head could not cope.

 

“Really, that’s a super cool story,” I tried to be enthusiastic but I was failing. “But you know the main trick with ninja? We have to be super sneaky and quiet...think you can do that?”

 

“I can be sneaky! And quiet!”

 

No. No you could not. I sighed. “But then how did I catch you with the pen to my face? And drawing on strangers? That’s like the lamest prank ever.”

 

His eyes widened in shock. “No it’s not, it’s super funny! And I can do much better pranks, you just watch dattebayo!”

 

“But I could have been really mad at you, that wouldn’t have been good at all!”

 

“It’s okay, I run really fast!”

 

Good Lord, he had no sense of self preservation. In a world where Jinchuriki are distrusted and hated, someone let this child become an annoying public menace? And didn’t even teach him consequences. Considering the work I had already put into Killer B and Gaara’s reputations, there’s no way I’d let Minato’s son be subject to the same stupid prejudice they were, and in my own village none the less.

 

“Nope. Unacceptable.” I said, and the kid furrowed his brows. “Tomorrow, we’re meeting right here and I’m going to show you the ropes. Pranking isn’t just slap-dash. And if you get caught and have to run away, you’re doing it wrong.”

 

“Hey, I’m plenty good lady!”

 

“Maybe, but I’m better.” I ruffled his hair. “Little green headed boys like you stand out a mile away.”

 

“WHAT! I don’t have green hair! You’re crazy, lady!”

 

“Really, might want to check that.” I smirk and gestured you his head. When I ruffled his hair, I placed a hair colour altering seal on...not dissimilar to what I had done with Minato years ago. I had actually made it to annoy Shisui, but needs must.

 

He tried to look up, and pulled a strand of his hair to over his eyes. He went all cross eyed trying to look. “Ehhhh!?” He looked at me and I tilted my head. “How’d you do that!?”

 

“Come tomorrow and you’ll find out.” I crossed my arms.

 

He squinted his eyes and me and I could practically see the cogs working in his brain. “Deal!” He stuck his hand out to me, offering a handshake. I took it.

 

“Good, now scram! And stay out of trouble until tomorrow-I have plans...hey, and what’s your name anyway?”

 

“It’s Uzumaki Naruto, dattebayo! Don’t forget it! I’ll be Hokage one day!”

 

“I’m sure you will,” I smiled as he ran off, green hair bouncing.

 


 

With Naruto (Naruto? Seriously? What time of ramen loving freak did Minato knock up? And an Uzumaki? That held potential interesting repercussions) gone, I settled into the tree again. I was half dozing off, when I felt a light tap on my shoulder. I opened my eyes to find a sheepish looking Shisui, holding a coffee and some kind of breakfast pastry out to me.

 

“Oh my god, gimme!” I lunged for the treats. He sat down beside me.

 

“So, how bad are you feeling, on a scale of one to ten?”

 

“A solid seven. I’m plotting Jiraiyas demise as we speak.” I took a sip of the coffee.

 

“You know, I do feel a little of this was at least partially self inflicted. There is no pity  - especially as you nearly vomited on me last night.”

 

“As if Shunshin Shisui couldn’t have moved out of the way of a little vomit. And I gave you plenty warning, so pipe down.”

 

“Still, I’d prefer it if this wasn’t a regular occurrence, okay?” He gave me a concerned look.

 

“Lesson learned, hangover gets a zero out of ten, do not recommend.”

 

“Glad to hear it,” he sighed. “Now, what do you remember from last night?”

 

I snorted, “Like, all of our chat? Like I said, it’s cool. No need to repeat ourselves. I may have been wasted but I still meant everything I said.”

 

“But I was awful to you! After everything you’ve been through, and I practically rubbed salt on the wound. Fugaku told me everything about your involvement in the coup...and then what you said yesterday in the Hokage’s office about Danzo’s plan for me-“

 

“I knew it! You were the ANBU in the rafters! You really need to work on that, by the way. Getting noticed is very bad form.”

 

“I just overheard some dick wanted to pluck my eyes out, how do you think I’d react?”

 

“But it was all part of the investigation? It’s in there,” I said, confused.

 

He sighed. “After my...reaction in the ROOT base, Kakashi and Fugaku made sure I was pulled from any further discussions. They said I was emotionally compromised.”

 

“Ah...sucks man. So does that mean you haven’t read my file...?” I asked, with a bit of hope. I’d gone through some rough shit, but didn’t want Itachi and Shisui to know everything. I’d hate if they changed the way they looked at me too much.

 

“Nothing other than what you showed us in the file.”

 

I sighed in relief. “Well, I can’t say I’m disappointed...not really the kind of stuff you want passed around, you know?”

 

“But Erena...why didn’t you tell us?”

 

“Itachi asked the same. The truth is I didn’t want to get you involved, get hurt...the risks were too high. When Danzo explained his plan for you, I lost my shit. The stress of the three days of planning and creating those fucking seals was insane. I don’t think I could have handled any more.”

 

“...Three days? That took you three days?” He seemed shocked.

 

“Well, technically two, but a girls got to sleep sometime, you know?”

 

Shisui shook his head. “I don’t think you realise how ridiculous you are.”

 

I shrugged, “Sometimes I just wish I was normal...I think it would be a lot less traumatic.”

 

He gave me a light hug, “Ridiculous or not, what you’ve gone through shouldn’t have happened...but now it’s up to the rest of us to make sure you’re safe.”

 

“As if. That’s practically a full time job.”

 

“We’ll job share...now, I do have one question for you though?”

 

I frowned. “Go on?”

 

“Since when were you such a creepy bitch? Between your Killing Intent and the whole gross bone healing shit...your creep factor is off the charts.”

 

I take it back. I haven’t missed Shisui at all.

 

I narrowed my eyes at him. “Why am I friends with you again?”

 

“What? I’m impressed! Imagine doing that out in the field, you’d send your enemies crying home to their mothers!”

 

“That’s the whole point. Show them your inner thoughts, scare the crap out of them, no fighting. Everyone wins.”

 

“Inner thoughts? I thought that was a genjutsu?” He looked concerned.

 

“No trace of an illusion about that, Shisui. That Killing Intent was one hundred percent authentic. That’s what you get with years of pent up emotions.”

 

“You feel that?”

 

I gave a dismissive wave. “A result of ROOTs special brand of psychological torture. It’s not like a feel it right now. All I currently got is profound regret and a smish of nausea. That would only make for a very confusing Killing Intent.”

 

He seemed stunned. “Erena...I can’t even begin to imagine what you could have gone through to feel...that...I-“

 

“Nope!” I stood up and crossed my arms. “None of that. Let’s just leave our feelings at the door. If I wasn’t feeling so awful, I’d kick your butt in a spar, so your just going to have to take a rain check.”

 

“Kick my butt in a spar? Methinks you overestimate yourself slightly,” he got up and brushed himself down. “We both know in a fair fight, I’d win.”

 

I grinned. “Yes. But you forget, I don’t fight fair.”

 


 

When I made my way up to the Hokages office, I felt almost human again.. upon entering, the Hokage was alone. There were two seat present, so I’m guessing Jiraiya was simply late (I secretly hoped he was dead in a gutter, but I was never that lucky).

 

“Ah, Erena. Welcome! I trust you survived last nights activities?” His eyes sparkled. Oh, he knew everything.

 

“Fortunately, although it was a close call. I might not make it to tomorrow, once Yoshino get a hold of me, though.”

 

He chuckled. “Always fear the matriarch.”

 

“No shit.”

 

He paused for a second. “Now, before Jiraiya stumbles in, I need to discuss something with you - “

 

“If this is about Naruto, save it,” I said through gritted teeth.

 

“Excuse me?” He looked angry for the first time since I met him. It’s amazing how everyone has a limit, and it looks like Naruto was his. He clearly cared, even if it were just because he was the Jinchuriki, and I could work with that.

 

“Look, just answer me one question honestly, okay?” His eyes narrowed but he nodded. “Why the fuck is Minato’s son, the villages Jinchuriki, been left abandoned and neglected, with no emotional, social or moral guidance, in a village that hates him? Do you know how fricking dangerous that is? You’re lucky I have full confidence in Minato’s sealing or you’d have a very unstable Jinchuriki on your hand...and to be honest, it could still happen...he’s basically a ticking time bomb.”

 

The Hokage sighed. “Another one of my mistakes. I hoped to give him even a whisper of a childhood, but despite my efforts the village are set in their ways. They are not allowed to discuss his status - and his true parentage is a closely guarded secret, only a select few know. I try to give him as much support as I can, but unfortunately I am limited by the Hat.”

 

I scoffed. “Well that’s the biggest crock of bullshit I’ve ever heard. You can do whatever you want, that’s the point.”

 

“Unfortunately politics if not that simple.”

 

“Sure it is. It’s just a game - you’ve just got to be the smarter player. Listen, I can tell you actually care about the kid, and genuinely regret some terrible choices...I guess you do have a heart after all.” He gave me a dry look. “But let me at him - fully supervised and all - and I’ll help him. I’ll give him a support network, teach him manners, and within a year or two, improve the villages perception of him. I can’t fix it - that’s up to him - but I can give him a chance.”

 

“And what makes you think you’ll succeed?”

 

“I have a proven track record. And I never make promises I can’t keep.”

 

He considered me for a moment. “I will accept, but with certain caveats.” I nodded. “The secrecy laws still hold - you will not tell him anything. Every meeting will be fully monitored and there will be an intervention if necessary. And you are not to attempt to even look at his seal...do you understand?”

 

“Loud and clear, boss!” I saluted. “Basically: lie to the orphan about his parents, beware the voyeurs, and ‘if it ain’t broken don’t fix it.’”

 

“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?” He muttered to himself, shaking his head.

 

“Nah, I have a one hundred satisfaction rate. I’d give you references, but that defeats the point of what I achieve.”

 

“To change the minds of the masses...you are a dangerous kunoichi, aren’t you?”

 

“Not really...my aim isn’t murder and mayhem. Only then would you need to be worried.”

 

“Hmmmm...” he said looking sceptical. “As Jiraiya is not here, I believe we should continue regardless. Based on previous experience, if he’s not here by now, he likely won’t surface until late this evening. And unfortunately I have a schedule to keep.”

 

I shrugged, but a part of me was gleeful. A painful Jiraiya made for a happy Erena.

 

“Now, you know my proposal - for you to become the villages Seals Mistress. You will have full autonomy, however will have certain quotas to adhere to. Following our discussion yesterday, use of your Time Bubble will be prohibited by others, however you may do so when given direction. While in employment, any seals developed will remain property of Konoha.”

 

I suspected as much. Basically, I’d be at their beck and call, and the village would financially profit from my talent. It also tied me to the village - except whatever salary I negotiated, I was unable to financially profit...which was now most of those within fuuinjutsu made a living.

 

I screwed my face up. “Sorry, but no thanks?” This was awkward. “I have plans, and I can’t just be a seal producing monkey for the rest of my life. That kind of life would destroy me...but I hope my alternative suggestion should be decent.” He eyed with interest. “I’d still produce seals- just me what you need any their yours- but I can offer you something else...tell me, what would you prefer your legacy to be? The God of Shinobi who let his student and friend commit atrocities within his village, or the God of Shinobi who helped forge peace throughout the Elemental Nations?”

 

His eyebrows shot up...I had him with only two simple questions. I knew he was thinking about our last conversation, so it didn’t take a genius to see where this was going.

 

“Right now, the clans are more unified than even during the villages inception. And without going into detail, that was all me...and I managed that within ROOT. Imagine what I could do outside of it. Now, I’m sure Hiashi has spilled the beans of our first encounter?” Sandaime nodded. “What should have been a political disaster turned into a peace treaty with one of our greatest enemies. What if I could promise you two more major treaties within the year, and the rest to fall like dominoes?”

 

“I would say that you require a more thorough psychological examination.”

 

“Well, I’m not going to argue that,” I laughed. It was true. “But, as I said, I don’t make promises I can’t keep.”

 

“And who, exactly, would these treaties be with?”

 

I grinned ferally. “Mist and Sand.”

 

His eyes widened. “That is impossible.”

 

“Not at all. It’s easy when you know how.”

 

“If you could achieve this, it would be unprecedented. War would become a thing of the past.”

 

I gave him a soft smile. “Treaties can be made, but they can also be broken. I can give you peace on a platter, but how you use it is up to you. If you can’t look after it, then I won’t find it for you.”

 

“But what about Iwa? They will never agree to it. And without them, the threat of war if still alive.”

 

I shrugged. “Iwa will never treaty with Konoha directly, correct. But they will to our other allies...once Mist and Sand are on board, Iwa will be feeling vulnerable and reach out to one of the others. And once that happens, the game stops.”

 

“There is too much conjecture there.”

 

“The proof is in the pudding.”

 

“Say you can do this...what would you gain?”

 

“Nothing. I want nothing, and I’ll ask for nothing.”

 

He seemed to be considering his options...which was a lie because he made up his mind at the beginning. And people say I’m dramatic.

 

“I accept.”

 

I rolled my eyes. As if you were ever going to decline.

 


 

The next few days were spent hashing out the details. Mist was the necessary first, step, but it wasn’t a simple one. It wasn’t called “Bloody Mist” for a reason, and the reputation of the Mizukage wasn’t a great out. Karatachi Yagura, the Yondaime Mizukage, was a little bit mad, in my opinion. The latest rumours were that he had lost his grip on whatever shread of sanity the Jinchuriki had, and had become a savage ruler. He was cruel and craved violence...not exactly the kind of person you’d want a treaty with.

 

What I needed to gauge is if he was a lost cause, or if his humanity could be teased out if him again. And if not, well...Kage’s fall, don’t they? The Sandaime hadn’t liked my casual approach to removing a Kage from power one bit, but what was he expecting? I don’t work with mentally questionable sadist dictators...been there, done that.

 

I needed all of Konoha’s intel on Mist, and I needed to speak to my Infiltration Corps members who were posted there. They were vital to creating an appropriate cover.

 

I explained I needed one month for intel gathering in Mist (no matter what we had, it wasn’t enough. The current state of affairs needed to be assessed), then a further two to four months, depending on the outcome. If I could work with Yagura, fine. If not, setting up a revolution with guaranteed success? A little more time, please.

 

When I told him this, he interjected and asked who my partner would be.

 

“Um, I don’t play well with others,” I said.

 

“Then we have a problem. I cannot allow a powerful newly rejoined kunoichi run around the continent playing war games without knowing what is going on. And I can guarantee, if I sent you to Mist alone, and without appropriate protection, the consequences would not be worth it.”

 

“Okay, then I’ll take someone from Infiltration...easily solved.”

 

“No. While you trust your members, I need more reassurance.”

 

I knew he wasn’t going to budge.

 

“Fine. Give me a selection. Male, Jounin level, no bloodlines.” Sending anyone with a bloodline to Mist right now would be suicide if discovered. “Ideally with stealth or espionage experience, but not mandatory. I get to pick. I’ll need one month to train them, but if they fail, I get my Infiltration Corps.”

 

The next day I was handed a large pile of files. Thirty to be exact. There were some pretty decent candidates, and I thought I was going to have to go out and assess them all (which would be so boring), until I reached near the bottom.

 

I threw the file at the Hokage. “This one.”

 

He opened it, and his expression became surprised. “Really? Are you sure you’re not sabotaging so you get your Infiltration Corps partner?”

 

“Nope. Him or no one.”

 

I hoped Maito Gai wasn’t very attached to his eyebrows.

 

Chapter 23: Bonds arc: part 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

For all my protesting, I think I secretly liked stress.

 

Because otherwise, why the fuck did I give myself so much work to do in the space of a month?

 

Not only did I have to train Gai in the art of infiltration and subterfuge, but I had to come up with a plan (I was totally bullshitting the Hokage that I had it all at hand, but he could never know), get something in place for Naruto while I was away, produce the seals I promised the Hokage, and attempt to rekindle my friendship with the boys - both of them this time.

 

Why didn’t I say I needed three months to train Gai?

 

I hate my life.

 

But honestly, it was going to be fine. I was a pro at time management - even if I did recruit some help from Kutsu. He just didn’t know why he was compiling information on Mist for me, and didn’t ask questions. He gave a subtle eyebrow raise to let me know he was onto me, but said little else. This was why both Yumi and him were my favourites.

 

And to be honest, the thing with Mist was just going to have to fall together when we were there. There were too many variables and unknowns to bother with making a plan now.

 

Now, Naruto...I think I loved him. Despite all the crap the village dealt him, he was still a little ray of sunshine, even if he was a little rough around the edges. And I just had to work on smoothing them a little. I would never get him out of pranking and attention seeking, but I guided to more appropriate outlets. He had rules: no permanent damage, no one gets hurt, and if you think they’ll get really angry-abandon ship. I also directed most of his energy towards my favourite targets - the police force. I figured I’d have a couple weeks until Fugaku realised my involvement.

 

I had to fix his lack of education, hygiene and general life skills. Only problem was, it wasn’t a quick fix, and I didn’t have the time to spare. I also couldn’t do it myself - Naruto was a brat, but he wasn’t dumb and was bound to get suspicious with my current interest in him.

 

Therefore, I needed outside help. From someone I knew would likely help...but it wasn’t them I really needed to ask.

 

“Itachi.....?” We were sitting in a restaurant for lunch with Shisui. He was ignoring us, and trying to pretend he didn’t exist (we were throwing noodles at each other to see if we could catch them in our mouths. He was pretty good at it), but I figured there was no time like the present. “I need to check something with you...it’s more of a favour really...oi!” A noodle whacked me in the middle of my face.

 

“Why does this sound like it’s something I won’t like?” Itachi looked at me suspiciously.

 

“Well, I need to ask your mother something, but I figured I should ask you first.”

 

“You know my mother would happily speak with you, you do not need my permission.”

 

“Well, it’s not actually about her...”

 

Shisui’s ears perked up. “Oh, this must be good!” Itachi narrowed his eyes at me.

 

“...it’s more about Sasuke?”

 

Shisui chuckled. “Nice knowing ya! And I thought you were smart!”

 

There were many facts that hold true in the world: the sky is blue, the grass is green, and Itachi is the most ridiculous mother hen when it comes to his brother. If anyone were to ever threaten him, they would probably disappear without a trace and there would be no evidence of any foul play...and that was just a fact.

 

“Go on...” Itachi said. Isn’t it funny how you could be afraid of your best friend so quickly? I was very close to sweating.

 

“I wanted to set him up on a play date?”

 

“And why would you need to ask me first?”

 

“It’s with Naruto?”

 

His eyes widened. He could see my problem, and why it could be his problem. Naruto was a Jinchuriki, and as such, posed a risk of losing control, plus he was a potential target to interested parties. Should he spend time with Sasuke, it could potentially put him at risk too.

 

Sasuke wasn’t exactly the easiest to deal with - he was incredibly sweet around Itachi and his parents, but otherwise he was a little surly and held everything to a certain standard. From my side, it was perfect for Naruto. Sasuke wouldn’t let him get away with shit, and he had manners built into him from birth. They would probably form a friendship based on rivalry - not dissimilar to how Shisui and I started off. Plus it gave access to Mikoto - who I knew would step in as a mother figure of her old friends child, and basically do half my job for me.

 

“You know what you’re asking?” He asked.

 

“Mmmm hmmm,” I replied nervously, almost grimacing.

 

“...you may speak to my mother. She has final say.”

 

Mikoto didn’t even need to think before accepting. She didn’t tell me why, but the next time I saw her, she casually suggested I should look at some of her old photo albums. In one picture, I found her with a red-headed woman at her wedding, with the back of Minato’s blonde hair in the background...I guess I found my mystery Uzumaki.

 

(I hoped everything worked out - unfortunately the effects of the play date wouldn’t be clear until after I left, so I hoped Mikoto would work her magic in managing them.)

 


 

Gai was summoned to the Hokages office for initial introductions. When he arrived, I was already present and waiting for him. He saluted and bowed to the Hokage in a very dramatic manner, and only sat down when indicated.

 

“Oohhhh, is that what I’m meant to do?” I snorted. “And here I thought you had a more casual approach around here.”

 

“No Erena, what you do is called blatant disrespect.” I shrugged. “Anyway, Gai - I would like to introduce you to Nakahara Erena. Tell me, are you aware of her position on the village?”

 

“No, Hokage-sama! But I do believe we have met, back in our Youth! She was a shining pillar of Strength and Hope!” My eyebrows twitched slightly. I was surprised he even remembered me.

 

The Hokage raised his eyebrows at me in mild disbelief. “What can I say?” I said. “Things, change you know?” Strength and Hope were definitely not my middle names. More like Sass and Disappointment.

 

“Indeed. Well...I’m sure you are aware of the recent predicament with ROOT?”

 

Gai looked at the Hokage in shock then looked to me in disbelief. “Hiya!” I waved my fingers at him.

 

“Unfortunately, Erena was one of the lost souls in ROOT.” Lost souls? I did not appreciate that, thank you very much! “However, during her time there, she acquired certain skills which are at use to the village. As such, she has been assigned a mission - potential long term, undercover. Out of the potential candidates, you have been selected to be her partner.” He paused to give Gai room to interject.

 

“Hokage-sama! I burst with pride at the offer, however it shames me to decline! I am not suited to undercover work, my Youthfulness shines too bright!”

 

I smiled. “Yea, thats where I come in...while you are not suited for it, I am. And I am also suited to train. You may not be ready at the moment, but you will once I get through with you.”

 

“But why was I selected? Surely there must be other Youthful candidates?” If I didn’t know any better, I’d say Gai was nervous?

 

The Hokage looked thoughtful. “I must admit, even I am not aware.”

 

I sighed. “Many reasons...but mainly? You’re memorable, and you have a reputation. Konoha’s Sublime Green Beast of Prey? You are easily noticed...but imagine you let it go for a bit. No one would expect you, and no one would see you coming. If it works, you would be the perfect undercover agent - the unexpected. That’s what I want to do.”

 

His eyes widened. “If you think I can do it, I will give it by best!”

 


 

We had a bit more to discuss, but I was pleased he was willing to try. We did not debrief him fully on the mission - all he was told was it was an S-Rank and that full details would be explained prior to commencement, if he passed my training. Like the perfect little soldier he accepted that with ease.

 

It was quite difficult knowing where to start with him. ROOT agents are like perfect blank canvases, and take to information and characters as though it were a painting appearing on the surface. Gai was a bright abstract painting, that I needed to be a peaceful landscape. Do you paint over the top or try and rearrange the paint?

 

I decided to start small.

 

“So, Gai, different kind of mission for you, huh?”

 

“Yosh! Undercover is very new! I await your youthful instruction!”

 

“Okay, nice.” I said. This was going to be harder than I thought. Shouldn’t it be a crime to be that enthusiastic? “First lesson is going to be schooling your reactions...controlling what you do on the outside. Undercover, you cannot react in your normal way. You’re someone else, and need to act like them...before I even teach you that, I need to know you can control the outside of you. Emotions still happen, but you need to internalise them. Understand?”

 

“Yosh! This is going to be very fun!”

 

Kill me now. I swear I probably would have switched if my reputation didn’t hang on this.

 

It took days...literally days for Gai to actually understand what I was after. At first he tried to mimic a statue, but I didn’t want him NOT to have emotions, just curb it a little. I took him around the village to watch people...there was once we witnessed a young couple break up and he started sobbing.

 

I started to get frustrated and decided to go for a more...practical approach. I filled water balloons and started hurling them at him as he arrived to the training area one day. To say he was surprised was an understatement.

 

“You idiot, ignore it! It’s only water!” For some reason that must have flicked a switch, as he did exactly what I said. I threw several more, but he ignored the onslaught and continued with another task. Once I was happy, I stopped.

 

“Do you get it now?”

 

He nodded and grinned with his thumbs up. We went on a few more expeditions, and I asked a few of the civilian ex-Infiltration Corps to set up a few scenes around (they may not want to be part of the shinobi world anymore, but several still enjoyed a game or two). When Haruji’s hair caught on fire next to him and he didn’t even blink, I was finally happy.

 


 

Training with Gai underway, I still had to make time for Itachi and Shisui.

 

As I predicted, meeting up with the boys as often as I wanted was difficult due to conflicting schedules. I could choose my own schedule, but they were bound by their missions and assignments. Itachi also had the fun job of being clan heir, and having the responsibilities that came with it.

 

Shisui was largely village based at the moment, and was based at the Tower or patrol most nights, so had a pretty regular set up. Itachi’s missions could vary considerably, so we were pretty bound by him (which he felt immensely guilty for, bless him).

 

That evening was one of the days where we likely wouldn’t see him for a while afterwards, so we decided to grab something quick for dinner before Shisui went out on patrol. We were walking towards a little eatery district when someone bumped into my shoulder.

 

“Hey, watch it!” Shisui shouted after them as they walked off. “It’s not like there’s plenty space or anything!” (It was pretty deserted)

 

I shrugged it off and told him it was fine, before I lifted my wrist to find a small note stuck to it - it was a ROOT method of exchanging notes, as we used skin coloured adhesive to an accessible area rather than easily intercepted paper notes.

 

“Hey! I have a better idea! I fancy barbecue, lets go!” I turned around and marched in the other direction. I had asked the Infiltration Corps to keep an eye out for Gai, should he venture anywhere socially. I didn’t set a tail on him - he would have noticed that- but there were enough Corps members around I would likely get lucky...and here we are.

 

I wanted to gauge Gai in a natural environment, to see if he was paying attention to my instructions. Tonight would be a game of trying to get him to acknowledge me - I hoped he was listening to my hints. I had told him to expect the unexpected, and nothing was ever just a coincidence - so me just happening to bump into him? Nah. I would set him up, and make it very hard for him not to look at me and react to my behaviour.

 

It was going to be so much fun!

 

“Erena, I don’t have time for barbecue, I’m due on shift in thirty minutes!” Shisui whined behind me. I stopped dead in my tracks, wrote a quick note using a pencil and receipt I had in my pocket, and walked up to a seemingly random person and handed them it before walking away.

 

“No you don’t, I’ve just let the Hokage know you are going to be helping me with something super important. Let’s go!” I carried on. Both Shisui and Itachi shared an confused look before running after me.

 

“Erena, are you feeling okay? You know that person wasn’t the Hokage, right?” Itachi asked. I rolled my eyes.

 

“Of course he wasn’t the Hokage, but it was Ren - a member of Infiltration who will pass along the message.”

 

“A member of Infiltration? I don’t understand.”

 

“ROOT Infiltration Corps? You know, my little rag tag group I formed? Well, we help each other out sometimes. And now he’s doing me a favour.”

 

“Are you telling me you still have spies running around Konoha?” Shisui asked concerned...of course he was. Considering he was meant to be on patrol and notice these things - if it were true, he’d clearly been failing.

 

“No, no. Nothing so dramatic. Sometimes I’ll ask for little favours, like that or finding something out for me. Other times they’ll ask me for a favour - like sorting out a dispute with a neighbour or colleague. Spy is such a harsh word - we’re just a group of friends, really.”

 

“Nope. Pretty sure that falls into the definition of a spy network,” Shisui commented. “You do know I’m going to have to report it?”

 

“Whatever, you little snitch...” He was such a killjoy. “It’s not like the Hokage will care anyway.”

 

Shisui sighed and shrugged. “How you manage to get people wrapped around your little fingers I don’t know...so I guess we’re heading for barbecue? The Akimichi joint?”

 

“You got it!” I smiled.

 

When we got there it wasn’t too busy. I saw Gai as soon as we entered - he was in a small group with two other shinobi I didn’t know...and Hatake.

 

It was so difficult not to start laughing like a maniac. Couldn’t this be more perfect? I hadn’t actually seen Kakashi since Danzo’s downfall, so it provided me with an ‘in’...not only could I use Kakashi as an excuse to sabotage, but I got to annoy him at the same time.

 

We were sat down  a few tables down - as we were walking past the other party, I noticed both Gai and Kakashi notice me. Strike one, Gai. He had to be careful.

 

I hoped he realised this was an assessment or he was doomed. And I really didn’t want to find a replacement.

 

Kakashi left the booth and came over to our table. This somewhat surprised me -  I thought I was going to have to make all the effort here. It must have been very out of character for him, as the other two shinobi watched him with interest. I was pleased to find Gai looking away and was attempting to get the waiters attention. Look distracted, good.

 

“Nakahara...fancy seeing you here,” Kakashi drawled.

 

“Hatake...fancy seeing you here. Who knew you had friends?”

 

“Mah, so mean. I see you’re out with your bodyguards?”

 

I smiled at Itachi and Shisui. “They have their uses.” I received a kick to the shin in response, and narrowed my eyes at Itachi. “You little bastard!” He shrugged innocently - that was the problem with Itachi. He was all sweetness and light until BAM. And you have a little prick on your hands. He was secretly savage.

 

“Well, just thought I’d drop by. Glad to see you’re keeping out of trouble.” Kakashi shrugged and walked off before I could reply.

 

“What the hell was that about?” Shisui asked, confused.

 

“That was Hatake being sweet,” I replied, shrugging. Kakashi was a simple creature, but that was his way of telling me he was happy I was doing okay, despite everything. He didn’t really do feelings, so I got it.

 

“Kakashi does have a very unique way of expressing himself,” Itachi agree’d. Having been in his ANBU squad for so long, he would have been able to pick up on certain things easily.

 

“Anyway, forget him! I’m thirsty...where’s the waitress?” I looked around. “Never mind, I need the toilet. If she arrives, can you order me a melon soda? Thanks!” I left and got up. I made way to go to the bathroom, then activated my chameleon seal. I made way to the kitchen, and looked for the order from the other table. When I found it, i set about sabotaging their meal - mainly by adding enough chilli to erupt a dormant volcano. I also left a little note under all the plates - only Kakashi and Gai would realise it was from me, but I couldn’t be sure which was theirs.

 

Satisfied, I went back to find the drinks had arrived, but Itachi had also ordered for me. “I know what you like. I knew you would spend too long considering the options, so thought I would save us time.” I couldn’t tell if he was being helpful or insulting me...he was far too good at this.

 

“You’re lucky I’m in a good mood, or you would get a kick for that.”

 

“I have no idea what you mean,” he said nonchalantly, and took a drink. Hmm, I bet.

 

A few minutes later, I heard a cry of “What the fuck!”

 

Turning around, the other table seemed to be having some issues. The other two shinobi were in visible distress. Their faces were red, tears streaming down their faces, and grabbing their beverages like their lives depended on it. Kakashi was no where to be seen.

 

Gai, however...seemed fine. Now, I knew for a fact that the level of spice in the food was off the charts, but he simply sat chewing thoughtfully. He wasn’t even reacting to the two across from him. Now, I would have been okay if he wanted to show them some concern...but it seemed he interpreted my instructions to be not only ignoring me, but also my escapades. Interesting...

 

And based on his lack of expression, he was more than schooled in managing his reactions and expressions. Colour me impressed.

 

Only a few minutes later we received our meals, they received an unaltered replacement, and I received a casual death threat from Kakashi.

 

That, combined with my validation in Gai’s choice, made for a pleasant evening all round.

 


 

 

If I said Gai took to espionage training like a duck to water, that would be a lie. In some thing he excelled- like physical training - and in other aspects in was like pulling teeth. I could get him to play a part, but as soon as there was any level of excitement, his character broke. Also the word “Yosh”? Nope. Talk about a giveaway.

 

I was one week from completion when I had to tell him I would have to drop him and find a replacement. He took it badly.

 

“No! I can do this! I have promised to give my best for this mission and I will not fail!”

 

“Sorry, Gai...You are you, and it’s fabulous you know who you are, but I need Not-Gai. It’s a deep cover mission, and the slightest slip up could cost us our lives.”

 

Dramatic tears started to fall. “My Youthfulness will not cost us this mission! I promise I will succeed, or I will do a thousand pushups with you on my back!”

 

“Yea, no. That’s a no from me...It’s a lovely sentiment, but your Youthfulness cannot be contained. It’s a fact!”

 

“Then let us not contain it...let us allow it to be free!”

 

“That won’t fly where we are going. Youth and Springtime have been replaced with Brooding and Winter.”

 

“Then I shall Brood with the energy of Youth!”

 

That made absolutely now sense.

 

“What did you mean?”

 

“I cannot contain my Youthfulness...so instead I shall channel it into intense Brooding! My energy shall be spent on Brooding and Misery! I can sill be impassioned, but with the passion of anger!”

 

Dear god. He was right. I had spent the entire time training him as if he were a member of ROOT - suppressed emotions and total control. But we didn’t need control, we just needed an appropriate outlet. He was far too joyful to even think about stepping into Mist as he was, but if he could manage that...it could be a game changer.

 

It’s not often I’m corrected, but damn I’m impressed when I am.

 

“Okay...let’s do this.”

 

The next day we found ourselves in Otafuki Gai, where I would have Gai adopt this persona for two whole days. He was to be a grumpy and disillusioned travelling merchant, with a general hatred for everyone. We altered his appearance with prosthetics and changed his clothes, so that he wouldn’t be easily recognisable.

 

And you know what? He was pretty good. His character was still dramatic, but in the opposite way to Gai. He attracted a small amount of attention, but not enough for him to be memorable passed the days end. In all honesty, it worked better than all of the other roles I had him play - and would be perfect for Mist. I doubt I’d ever manage him take on another role, but we only needed one.

 

After our success in Otafuki Gai, I informed the Hokage we had one more test before we were ready. He seemed shocked, but i couldn’t blame him. I’m sure even Gai’s closest friends would never guess he could go deep undercover...and we were about to test that.

 

I had Gai resume his grumpy alter ego, and he was to attempt to interact with his closest (and most perceptive) friends. Of these, I had chosen Shiranui Gemma (one of the shinobi from the barbecue restaurant) and Akimichi Chouza (his Genin sensei). I would have also liked to add Kakashi into the mix, but he was away on mission.

 

This time I opted to have an Infiltration Corps member (under disguise) join him - I needed a companion he could play off of, and I wanted to concentrate on our targets.

 

The Hokage helped us have access to Shiranui’s schedule to set it up (walking en route to the tower, where Gai would cause a public argument with my Corps member) and it was easy to pin point Chouza in a restaurant - were Gai was an overly obnoxious customer. Neither of them even suspected foul play.

 

When I informed Gai of his success, and that our training was over, he dropped his character fully to give a loud cry of “YOSH” before picking me up and spinning me around. I burst out laughing...well, it wasn’t perfect but it was near enough. I would let him off this once.

 

Next came the hard part...telling Itachi and Shisui I was going away on a mission, potentially long term.

 

No.”

 

“Itachi, it’s not really up for discussion.” Honestly, he could be such a child.

 

“And where are you going? What are you doing? Who are you going with?”

 

I sighed. I knew this would be difficult. “Classified, classified, and classified.”

 

“I don’t understand how the Hokage could think you were ready for a long term mission...” he seemed distraught.

 

“None of this, it’s what I do. I’m a big girl and can look after myself.”

 

“But it doesn’t mean you should have to! What if something goes wrong?”

 

“Listen, it’s fine, I’ve got a plan. And my plans have plans. And backup plans. I have plans coming out of my sleeves. I’m all about the plans.”

 

“No.”

 

“Don’t be a brat, Itachi.”

 

“I’m saying no and thats final.”

 

I rubbed my brow in exasperation. “You’re not the Hokage, so sadly you have no say in this. I leave in two days, so you may as well get over yourself before I get bored of this and ignore you.”

 

His eyes widened at my threat. “You wouldn’t.”

 

“No...probably not.”

 

“I don’t like it,” Shisui interjected. His face looked stony. “I knew there was a reason my shift pattern changed. It was to keep me out during your meetings, wasn’t it?”

 

I signed. “Honestly, I didn’t know anything about that. Clearly the Hokage decided it was a good idea.”

 

“And when you say long term...are we talking, weeks, months...or years?”

 

Itachi’s head snapped up, and looked worried again. It guess he hadn’t thought about that.

 

“Again, classified...but it shouldn’t be the latter.”

 

“Shouldn’t?” his eyes narrowed.

 

“Won’t.” He nodded and seemed slightly more satisfied.

 

“I know you can’t say where you are going, but if there is a problem, I want you to call on us.” I frowned. “Don’t even argue. You know we are some of the fastest going, and I don’t want you to avoid us under some stupid idea of protecting us.”

 

I sighed. “Fine. I’ll add a ‘Double Trouble’ SOS clause into the plan. Would that make you happy?”

 

“Not even a little bit but we don’t really have a choice, do we?”

 

After that the topic was dropped. We had small picnic in the park the afternoon I planned to go. I left them boxes of chocolates in farewell...but didn’t tell them about the delayed exploding seals...oops?

 

That evening, I met Gai at Otafuki Gai. He seemed confused by my request to meet out of the village, but didn’t say anything. He also seemed confused when I told him no equipment was needed.

 

I heard a knock at the hotel door, and opened it to let him in. His eyes widened and he went into an attacking stance.

 

“Mist-nin! Who are you and what have you done with Erena!”

 

I smiled. My hair was shorted to above my neck and grey-blue in colour (I had utilised a colour at seals which should last six months), skin lightened slightly and clothes matching the drab aesthetic of Mist. As the icing on the cake, I had caps on my teeth to give them the appearance of being sharpened.

 

“Calm down Gai, and get in,” I said giving way to allow him entrance.

 

He relaxed and frowned at me. “Erena? But I do not understand.” He entered the room and I closed the door.

 

“So tell me, Gai...ever spent time in the Hidden Mist?”

Notes:

Not overly exciting...but training never is!

Next time: Bloody Mist!

Chapter 24: Bonds arc: part 4

Notes:

Very small mention of implied sexual abuse.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Mist was miserable.

 

It was grey and wet and depressing. It was no wonder their shinobi turned out to be so mentally unstable. If I had to deal with this weather all of the time, I’d probably turn out to be a murderous maniac too...okay, maybe not, but I had a lot more empathy for them.

 

We had been in Mist now for two weeks and my mood was really starting to dip. I was acclimatised to a lack of sunshine, what with being kept underground in ROOT for years, but for some reason I was finding this harder than normal.

 

The mission was actually going fairly well, so it wasn’t that. We had set ourselves up easily - resuming the roles of Hunter Nin duo whom had been abroad for months, but required downtime for medical reasons. Accommodation was easy to arrange, we had enough funds for people to presume it was leftover from previous bounties, and we were accepted with relative ease.

 

Gai’s role as Hattori - my gruff and overprotective Hunter Nin partner - was going better than I imagined. He managed to exude a confidence that people in Mist took to well. His mannerisms were abrupt, similar to his own but more abrasive, his volume was slightly lower (although not by much, to be honest) and “Youthful” had been replaced by grunts.

 

No one seemed to find him strange at all. I think it had a lot to say about the general behaviour of the Mist population - they seemed a lot more at ease to express themselves. In Konoha, I knew that clans like the Hyuuga and Uchiha repressed their behaviours slightly, but now I realised the whole village was restrained. No wonder Leaf had a reputation for being sticks in the mud.

 

With everything, I think Gai was somewhat enjoying himself. He had formed some kind of weird rough friendship with a couple of locals we met in a bar (the attitudes to drinking were also much more liberal, and I was also accepted despite my age - I would replace my drink with water to keep my wits, though). It started when one of them was drunk and accidentally spilled their drink on me - Gai then stepped in and threatened him, which somehow ended in an arm wrestling contest, followed by a shrimp eating contest...I had to clean up Gai’s vomit in the morning, and nagged to hell about appropriate competitions (why shrimp?), but it had been worth it. It turned out they were a group of Jounin and Chuunin that worked within the  Mizukage’s administration building, and the information they gave us was...interesting.

 

Until a few months ago, Yagura had been very well respected. He was a stern ruler, however would take care of his people. He also took a very ‘hands on’ approach (compared to the Hokage), and would often accompany his Shinobi on more difficult missions, if he felt he could increase the likelihood of success. They said he almost had a personality change overnight, after accompanying a group of Hunter Nin on a mission, of which he was the only survivor. Since then, he had raised taxes and introduced new ones, and openly commended aggressive tactics and unnecessary violence.

 

Due to this, it caused a lot of upset in the more reasonable members of the population, while others thrived in the disorder. Any hint of discontent or whispering of treason was treated swiftly and harshly - which led the others to become nervous when they spoke (I felt bad as I always engineered the conversation, but they needn’t have worried as I activated privacy seals whenever they started on this topic).

 

Now, this concerned me greatly. A Kage going through a sudden mental breakdown was a dangerous thing. And a Jinchuriki Kage having a mental breakdown was fucking disastrous. I either needed to find the reason for the problem (whether it heartbreak or an unstable Bijuu seal) and fix it, or find the rebellion (which the others hinted at) and support them.

 

First, though, I needed access to the Mizukage.While our friends had access to him themselves, they weren’t in a high enough position to try and manipulate to get us an audience. Even methods like the Chameleon tags were too risky, and the Time Bubble would be pointless unless I could observe him first.

 

I was still trying to solve this problem, when Gai took us on one if his regular training sessions...and I hated him for it.

 

While training is a necessity of shinobi life, Gai was a monster. Even undercover, his routine barely changed and it was exhausting just looking at him. I managed to find excuses to avoid it, but on rare occasions there was no escape, and I genuinely feared for my life.

 

“I don’t care.”

 

“Hmmft,” Gai snorted. “Training is important, Maseko. You should join me, it would be most fruitful.”

 

“No, thanks but no thanks.”

 

“You require strength to succeed as a shinobi!”

 

“I’m happy being weak.”

 

“Maseko, that is a terrible mindset. If you do not come, I will run around the village a thousand times screaming you name.”

 

I deadpanned. “You wouldn’t.”

 

“You are lucky your name rolls of the tongue, I doubt I will even hurt my voice.” Gai grinned.

 

I groaned. If there was one thing I learned about him, if he said something - he meant it. It was a character trait I respected, but it was also a pain in the ass when he was in an annoying mood like this.

 

“No running except a gentle - and I mean gentle - warm up, understand?” I went running with him once, never again.

 

Gai must have taken pity on me as he was not as brutal as normal, but that didn’t mean my arms and legs didn’t feel like jelly at the end of the session. When he suggested a small spar with weapons after, I almost cried.

 

“I hate you. You are evil and I wish your return to hell immediately.”

 

“If you have the energy to complain, you have the energy to spar!”

 

As much as Gai was our reason for success so far, I have never regretted having a partner on a mission more.

 

I opted for my tanto, whereas Gai used knives. He wasn’t a natural with weapons, but using short knives allowed him to use his taijutsu near enough intact. As we were in Mist, he needed to use blades with some proficiency - a Mist-nin using taijutsu only would never have worked.

 

Several minutes into the spar, I won after feigning a dive and using my momentum to flip and jump onto Gai’s back, blade of my tango at his throat. It was my only win against Gai to date and I was ecstatic.

 

Until I heard a faint clapping at the edge of the training field.

 

Somehow, we had gained an audience without realising. He was tall, blue and a scary looking mother fucker. I had seen the Bingo Books enough times to know this is Hoshigaki Kisame - one of the Seven Swordsman of the Mist. And an all round mean bastard, if the rumours were anything to go by.

 

“Nice little display there, kid.” He grinned ferally. “Too bad your sword is more of a toothpick.”

 

“Well, this toothpick works plenty good for me, thanks.” I clapped back, sheathing my tango and crossing my arms.

 

He laughed. “A toothpick for a toothpick - it’s fitting!” Rude...I mean, I knew puberty was a bit slow on the uptake (it was something young females in ROOT had to deal with), but he didn’t have to rub it in. “Haven’t seen you guys around here before? And I thought I knew all the interesting fish.”

 

“Not very observant then, are you?” I smirked, “Kidding - we’ve been away on assignment for a while. Only back a couple weeks - medical leave.”

 

“Interesting,” he pondered. “Medical leave? Well, it’s not physical, based on your little training session...and with the protective stance of your bodyguard, I’d say it was you,” I turned around, and Gai was glowering, in a defensive posture near my side. “And if not physical, then mental...tell me...torture or rape?”

 

I sensed Gai stiffen and take in a breath beside me. He seemed ready to pounce.

 

“Oh, did someone fail and let their little Kouhai get taken?” Kisame laughed. Whatever he was reading from Gai’s reaction was totally wrong, but I could play with that.

 

“It is what it is,” I smarted. “Now, are you finished trying to provoke us, or should I take a seat? I’m exhausted and would prefer to take whatever insults you have in some comfort, as least.”

 

“Hoho, I was just having a little fun! It’s more fun if your victims are a little unstable,” he tilted his head and nodded at me. “See you around, Toothpick.”

 

And just like that, he walked off. Gai didn’t relax until we got back to our apartment.

 

“I apologise for suggesting training - had Hoshigaki suggested a fight, our cover may have been blown,” Gai said morosely, when our conversation was secured.

 

“Hattori, don’t apologise. Because of this, I’ve figured out our ‘in’ to get access to the Mizukage.”

 


 

Over the next two weeks I tailed Hoshigaki when he was in village. I used a combination of Henge and Chameleon Seals to avoid attention. He had audience with the Mizukage before and after every mission, so I had to anticipate when this was to occur.

 

Hoping my predictions were correct, Gai and I made way to the administrative building. Now - while we played Mist Shinobi, we were not registered and so could not get access to it or the Mizukage...I planned to piggyback on Hoshigaki to get in. I figured no on would question his acquaintances, or him...it just depended if he accepted our story.

 

A few minutes from the building, I staged an argument with Gai, directly in the path of the building. In his part, he was meant to be against my wish to see the Mizukage to request a return to duty, stating it was too soon. I was arguing vehemently, and as predicted, we gained on lookers - both shinobi and civilian.

 

“Hoho, what’s this? Trouble in paradise?” Hoshigaki laughed as he saw us. “Looks like the little Toothpick as turned into a matchstick! What’s gotten you so heated up!”

 

I huffed. “Someone!” I sent Gai a scathing look. “Doesn’t think I’m fit to return to duty. I’m trying to explain it isn’t his call - only the Mizukage can decide. And he’s trying to stop me from getting to the meeting.”

 

Hoshigaki placed an arm around my shoulders and grinned. “Coming back to the fight? Excellent. Ignore this little busybody - if you say you are ready, you’re ready.” I sent Gai a triumphant look. “No time like the present - I’m on my way to the Mizukage, so lets get you there without little shrimp trying to interfere.”

 

Hook, line, sinker.

 

As predicted, with Hoshigaki with us, we walked right in without even getting our names taken. It was a pretty foolish move on Hoshigaki’s part - but who would have thought a fourteen year old with sharpened teeth would be a spy?

 

Once inside, we followed to the meeting hall. The set up was a lot more open than the Hokage tower. Karatachi Yagura sat behind a large desk in the room, draped over the seat casually. I knew we was rumoured to be young, but his appearance startled me - the more I looked, however, I realised he was not as young as he looked. Not only that, there was something ‘off’ about him - he seemed expressionless and disconnected. At first I thought it was his Jinchuriki seal malfunctioning, but this was the polar opposite of what I had seen when I encountered Gaara - instead of unstable energy, it felt suppressed.

 

“Kisame. Punctual as always,” he droned, sounding bored. “And who are your friends?”

 

“Some stragglers I picked up on the way. I believe they have a meeting with you today.” He said after giving him a quick bow.

 

“Oh? I cannot recall,” he slid his glazed eyes over to me. Something was not right. “What was it about?”

 

I bowed. “Sir, I am Namazu Maseko, and this is Ungaiike Hattori. We are Hunter-nin on medical leave and I would like to request a return to duty!”

 

“Oh, is that all?”He asked, tilting his head. “Why should this bother me? In future do not bother me with such trivial requests,” he said, with a clear threat hinted. “Go and leave us - you are declared fit to return.”

 

I bowed and scurried out of the building, with Gai behind me. I didn’t bother to look at Hoshigaki, or anyone else in the building as we left. When back in the apartment, I activated a security tag and started to hyperventilate.

 

“That was most terrifying!” Gai said. “A most Unyouthful Kage.”

 

“No shit.” I said, still panicking internally.

 

“Did you get what information you required? Whilst the meeting was short, I would prefer not to make a repeat.”

 

“I did...I...I think we’re going to need help.” I said.

 

Gai looked concerned. “In what way? Surely our youthful talents can be of use?”

 

“Not this time. It’s not a mental breakdown, and it’s not his Jinchuriki seal -  there were no traces of issues of either.” That much had been obvious. “His demeanour was suppressed and disconnected...had he been like this always, then he would just be another emotionless bastard in power. A personality change doesn’t happen so suddenly, which leads me to one conclusion.”

 

“And that is?”

 

“Someone has placed the Mizukage under a high level genjutsu.”

 


 

We sent a request for assistance to Konoha to arrive ASAP. I requested a high level Sharingan user, but did not state why - if our message was intercepted it would be disastrous. Part of me felt bad about placing an Uchiha at risk, but I had no other choice - I could not think of any other means to destroy the genjutsu placed on a Jinchuriki safely, as it also allowed a security blanket should the Bijuu become free.

 

We received a reply stating a small team would be with us shortly, and to meet them in a designated area outside of the village to debrief them.

 

We headed to the abandoned building, as indicated. As we fully entered the building, we sensed an attack, and soon found two blank faced ANBU coming towards us. He had enough time to signal to each other the agreement to split up, with a quick gesture.

 

Gai was holding his off well, but I was struggling. He was ridiculously fast, and skilled with the katana. It took me longer than I cared to admit to realise I knew most of his moves.

 

I narrowly missed a slice to the neck before I had enough.

 

“What’s this? Double Trouble?” I asked. He didn’t respond, but stilled in his actions. “What’s the matter? Weasel got your tongue?”

 

Erena?” Itachi hissed.

 

“In the flesh. Now, could you tell Shisui to calm down? I’d prefer my partner unscathed, thanks!”

 

“Karasu! Stop, they’re our targets,” he shouted, sounding a little confused.

 

The battle immediately stopped, and I has pleased to find both Shisui and Gai were completely unharmed. In fact, Gai looked elated - I’m guessing he hadn’t had a good a fight in a while (I am more than happy to admit my taijutsu skills are lacking compared to him).

 

“Weasel, explain,” Shisui said, emotionless. “These are Mist-nin, not Konoha agents!”

 

“Always so grumpy, Shisui,” I smarted. “It’s like ANBU gives you a personality transplant.”

 

“Wait, what?” He sounded confused.

 

“It’s Erena, Shisui,” Itachi said, sounding exasperated. I really did invoke this kind of response on him quite frequently, it made me feel a little bad.

 

“Erena, but she’s...” I grinned. “What the fuck!

 

“Nice to see you, too!” I chirped.

 

Against protocol, he pulled his mask off and Itachi followed. His face was screwed up in confusion and he looked me up and down. “This is where you’ve been? Mist? And what the fuck have you done to your hair and your teeth? You don’t even look like you!”

 

I shrugged. “That’s the point. Do you not like the teeth? I think they add to my...what did you call it? Creep factor?”

 

He shook his head. “I don’t believe this. All this time and you’ve been in Mist? Are you insane?”

 

“You know, many people ask me that question - I’m starting to think they at have a point...”

 

He opened his mouth to reply, when Gai interrupted us by clearing his throat. Right, mission.

 

“I’m surprised the Hokage sent both of you...or even any of you.”

 

“It was strange for us to be paired together, but the Hokage would not give us more details,” Itachi said. “He did not even tell us of your involvement.”

 

“Ah, pity. If he did, it probably would have stopped the whole nearly getting decapitated thing.”

 

“Indeed.” When did Itachi start sounding like Fugaku? I’ve clearly been away from the village too long, he needed an intervention.

 

“Perhaps you should explain the situation, Maseko?” Gai said. He wasn’t breaking character despite the clear safe space. I was proud of him.

 

“Right as always, Hattori!” I beamed at him. “So, boys, once upon a time - “

 

I didn’t explain the overall aim of the mission, but I explained the situation that had called for their help. When I told them my concerns regarding the Mizukage being held in a genjutsu, they seemed concerned and surprised. What I needed one of them to do was use their sharingan to assess this (I didn’t know how it worked, and never asked - all I knew is that it could do it), and if possible - break it. If it turned out he wasn’t in a genjutsu or it couldn’t be broken, then Plan B to destroy his reign would commence.

 

“But how will we get access to him? And then, what’s to stop him from fighting us? Even we can’t take on someone of his level. It’s rumoured he has full control of his Bijuu.”

 

“Oh, that’s where I come in,” I said. “How do you all feel about getting a new tattoo?”

 


 

I may or may not have applied Time Lord seals to Shisui, Itachi and Gai...and I may or may not have forgot to tell them about the risks. It didn’t matter, as I’d remove them immediately after, but I did feel a little bad about that (but even if I had told them, I suspected they would still agree).

 

Now, my plan was to create a Time Bubble, almost village wide - and then we could just walk on up to the Mizukage building without any intervention. I had already been in the process of making the seal while waiting for a Sharingan user to arrive, but my problem was the chakra consumption. In order to create a seal of that size, it required far more chakra than I had. I could do a smaller seal, but the risk of being caught was too high - and the whole point of this was to be untraceable.

 

To combat this, I decided to create a Chakra Battery seal. It would take me a week to store the chakra, and I would be left near useless each day after the transfer. I had Soldier pills that would replenish my Chakra between, but it was not without risks - using solider pills to replace chakra artificially for an extended period of time can damage your body and chakra coils - but it was the only option I had at the time.

 

I don’t think Itachi and Shisui fully understood what I was doing, but Gai did...I suspected it came from having an Akimichi as a sensei.

 

“Maseko, while your idea certainly has merit, the risk to you is not small. Even if only for a week, the recovery time will be extensive. Putting yourself in danger is not very Youthful!” He said, once the others were away discussing their aspect of the plan in private (I suspected they did not want to give away Sharingan secrets). I also glad Gai had some tact not to discuss this in front of the boys.

 

“It’ll be fine. I’ve considered the risks and I’m okay with it,” I replied, waving him off.

 

“You should have more concern about your own safety, Maseko,” he said solemnly. “I have almost lost one friend to a similar mindset, and I would hate for another to go down that path.”

 

The thing I’ve learned about Gai was that, while he was a powerhouse of positivity, it didn’t mean he didn’t feel other emotions just as strong. And sadly I had evoked a deep concern for my wellbeing.

 

“It’s okay, Gai. If I could think of any other possible way that wouldn’t compromise our mission,I would consider it...but there just isn’t. I promise I’ve taken the necessary precautions. Besides, while they are away doing their thing, I’ll have you right here to protect me! And once this is over, we’ll head back to Konoha and I will have the longest R and R period to recover before making stupid decisions again, okay?”

 

“If I cannot stop you, I will do my best to protect you! You have my word!” He grinned and gave me a ‘good guy’ pose. I knew he was faking it, but I understood.

 

“Glad to hear it!”

 

While I prepared the Chakra Battery, the Shisui and Itachi moved into our apartment. With privacy seals in place, it was far safer than remaining on the outskirts. They both thought Gai was a member of the Infiltration Corps, which amused me to no end. I think Gai was enjoying the ruse, and so neither of us bothered to correct them.

 

On day four of the chakra transfer, I was starting to feel the effects of daily chakra exhaustion followed by artificial replenishment. My muscles started to become weak and shaky, and even my train of thought was difficult to keep up. I still had another three sessions, and worried about what I would be like at the end of it. All of them tried to talk me out of it, with Shisui becoming angry, but I couldn’t be dissuaded. They even offered to take over, and channel their chakra - but I explained that the Battery Seal was already at risk of being unstable, and additional chakra signatures could have explosive consequences.

 

Finally, the day arrived. I was still conscious and mobile, although I did need assistance. My head felt fussy and filled with cotton wool, but I was still able to make conscious decisions, even if it took me longer to get them out. We decided on activating the Time Bubble in the evening before sundown, as people were finishing for the day.

 

Once activated, it would last for an hour. The others didn’t think it would take long to examine and dispel a genjutsu, if it was there, but they suggested that to give appropriate time for any other issues. Shisui also said he had a Plan B, but wouldn’t tell me what it was.

 

The Time Bubble seal was unrolled along the apartment floor, and the Chakra Battery seal placed in the centre. Once I channeled a small amount of chakra into the battery, it would automatically filter into the seal below and activate.

 

I activated the Battery, and felt the sudden cool wash of chakra flash through me. I fell back, but Gai caught me.

 

“How do we know if it worked?” Shisui asked.

 

“Look outside,” I rasped, as Gai picked me up to place me on his back.

 

Once Shisui opened the curtains, the three looked outside to the street below. People had stopped mid step, and birds were still in the air.

 

“Wow.” Itachi whispered. All were staring at the scene wide eyed.

 

Yea, I know. I’m pretty impressive.

 

We ran to the Mizukage administration, or carried, in my case. Kagura was found in the same area as before, except this time he was standing and appeared to be in the process of punishing his subordinates. They were kneeled on the ground and he was standing over them glowering, staff in hand.

 

I didn’t know if whatever technique they were going to utilise would be possibly when he was frozen in time, but they seemed confident. If not, I had a back up Time Lord seal to apply.

 

It seemed they had decided Shisui would do the honours. He activated the Sharingan - except it also wasn’t? It wasn’t like any sharingan I had ever seen before, as it had a large pinwheel instead of he usual tomoe. Huh, somebody has been keeping secrets from me. I thought that was my game?

 

After a few minutes, his eyes widened. “He is in a genjutsu...but it looks like one created by a Sharingan.”

 

“How?” Itachi asked, perplexed.

 

“I don’t know...” He narrowed his eyes. “I can’t tell who it originates from.”

 

“That doesn’t matter right now,” I drawled out. Keeping conscious was hard. “Can you break it.”

 

“Yes,” he replied with confidence.

 

Less than ten minutes later, he was satisfied the genjutsu was broken, and Yagura should resume to normal once the Time Bubble was over. There was still at least half an hour left, so we had plenty time to escape. And I saw an opportunity.

 

I asked Gai to put me down, and I removed the Time Lord seal from my pack.

 

“What are you doing?” Itachi asked.

 

“I think we should have a little chat, without annoying interruptions,” I said, and placed the temporary seal on him.

 

It worked instantly, and he started moving. His glowering look turned into one of confusion in a split second.

 

“What just happened?”

 

“Mizukage...” I said, bringing his attention to me. “I’m sorry to inform you that you have been held under a powerful genjutsu for some time. My colleagues and I have now broken it, and you are free of it’s hold.”

 

He frowned at me. “I fear you are correct. My actions have not been my own, and it appears even Isobu has been held at bay...This is most unexpected.”

 

He seemed calmer than I thought he would be, and was taking it very well. He didn’t even seem bothered by his frozen subjects.

 

“It seems I have work to do to right the wrongs within my village. I only hope I have not lost the faith of my people...tell me, whom do I have to thank for my liberation?”

 

He looked to the four of us.

 

“Konoha, sir.”

 

He frowned and sighed. “Unexpected, indeed.”

Notes:

I hope you liked sneaky!Gai!

Some of you might have noticed a slight shift from canon timeline regarding Yagura and the genjutsu - all will be revealed soon!

Chapter 25: Bonds arc: part 5

Notes:

Please use the tunes for Slim Shady and Gangsta’s Paradise for the raps in this chapter!
(Mostly me, but with some inspo from a tiktok for Slim Shady, and couple lines of original lyrics in gangstas paradise)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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To our supreme relief, the Mizukage was a man of honour.

 

I decided to take a leap of faith and explain our involvement further - I didn’t explain our true cause in Mist, only that we were tasked with monitoring the situation. When we noticed he was trapped in a genjutsu, we decided to intervene and break it - not knowing if there would be consequences for our actions or not.

 

While Mist had a foul reputation, the Mizukage seemed to have a sense of conviction around him, and felt indebted to Konoha. He stated that we had not only helped him, but also his people - due to his actions under the genjutsu, he had lead them to a suffering that he would always feel guilt for, but also helped him realise errors in his previous ways. To say he was angry with the mystery Sharingan user was an understatement.

 

When we stated the only thing we would want form him was to consider terms of an alliance, he seemed sceptical but accepted. And so he wrote a preliminary letter to the Hokage, offering to open up talks. He would not promise an agreement, but getting him to take this step seemed impossible even the day before, so we welcomed it.

 

We vanished by the time the Time Bubble collapsed, and everyone else was none the wiser. When we were back at the apartment, I practically collapsed and went into a deep sleep.

 

With our mission mostly complete, they waited for me to regain consciousness before moving on. Unfortunately for them, Gai’s predictions of using soldier pills to supplement the effects of entering chakra exhaustion daily were correct.

 

I woke up the next afternoon, however my body had still to recover any chakra naturally...in fact, my body felt so weak I could barely move. When Itachi tried to give me water and food, I vomited both back up immediately.

 

Gai, still in his disguise, stated to the boys the signs did not seem dissimilar to those he had witnessed in Akimichi. He advised to leave for Konoha immediately, as it was unlikely that medic nin here would have the necessary remedies. I heard only snippets of their conversations through the thick fog on my mind.

 

And so we left, with myself safely strapped to Gai’s back. Shisui ran ahead to give warning to the hospital. I didn’t remember the trip, but I do remember hushed worried voices every so often, and I’m sure they did not stop once.

 

I woke up several days later in a hospital, IV drip in place and several bleeping machines around me. Huh...I think this was actually a first? I can’t recall being in a hospital, except after the Kyuubi attack.

 

“You are in big trouble, Erena,” I heard a voice to my side. I turned my head and found Yumi standing there, chart in hand.

 

“Yumi! I missed you!” I gave him a big grin.

 

“Nice try, but I’m not falling for it. Now stay still and shut up while I check you over,” he said, sounding annoyed. Medic nin training made him bossy. I liked it.

 

“So...how’s the hospital? Anything fun happening?” I asked, as he started with checking my blood pressure.

 

He raised his sculpted eyebrow at me - I swear, freedom looked good on him. I’ve never met anyone so immaculately groomed. I felt like a homeless person in comparison. “Anything fun? No. But I do have a case of a fifteen year old kunoichi with such bad chakra exhaustion that her body effectively just stopped and had to rely on into own energy stores to survive, but still couldn’t function...do you know what that does to a person? Ever heard of rhabdomyolysis? Muscle breakdown? Imagine muscle mass being destroyed, causing toxin release to the body, kidney failure and an entire immune system collapse.”

 

“Whoa...that sounds pretty serious..”

 

“Yes. Did I mention you are in. Big. Trouble?”

 

“I think so...but maybe you should tell me again? Just to make sure it sticks.” I nodded to him.

 

He snorted. “It’s not just me you are going to get it from. Your mini Uchiha bodyguards and the green person have been ridiculous. Also- I don’t think the Uchiha know that they know him...having fun again?”

 

“I always have fun. It’s my aim in life.”

 

“Well, if you could change that aim to ‘stop making suicidal life choices’, I would prefer it.”

 

I screwed up my face and gave him a lopsided smile. “I don’t make promises I don’t keep, you know that.”

 

He sighed. “I do. But it doesn’t mean I won’t stop asking.”

 

“I know. You’re sweet that way.”

 

After that he finished his examination in peace. He told me I was stable, but my body was screwed. I had lost over fifty percent of my muscle mass, and any fat stores I had, so I was effectively a skeleton with skin. Apparently my case was more severe than any had seen in non-Akimichi’s, and they still needed to do research as to why.

 

“So not only is my mind a freak, but my body is, too? Neat.”

 

Yumi did not find it ‘neat.’

 

I was kept in hospital for the next week. During that time, I had many visitors - moreso than I expected. Of course there was Shisui and Itachi (who told me off even more than Yumi...I think there was a few veiled death threats from Itachi? He wasn’t really great at the whole intimidation thing yet. I’d have to give him lessons), then the Nara contingent (Shikaku very much not pleased), and Gai (who showed up alone, back in his normal wear. He didn’t see the need in scolding me, but did mention he’d sick his old sensei on me for lessons on appropriate chakra pill usage). Gai informed me the Hokage had decided to keep his involvement in Mist on the down-low, he seemed to want to have a covert-trained Gai as a secret weapon for future. I appreciated the decision.

 

Now, after the usual, I also received visits from Yutsu and Nene, another ROOT agent who I occasionally met for gossip, and the kids.

 

Mikoto was an absolute miracle worker. Not only had Naruto and Sasuke formed a firm friendship, but they seemed to be feeding off each other - Naruto was (slightly) less loud and obnoxious, and Sasuke seemed more relaxed. He did, however, leave a parting comment that I must not be a good shinobi, as his brother had never returned from a mission so injured before...I was going to have to warn Itachi if he kept it up I wouldn’t be held responsible for my actions.

 

After about thirty blood tests, and even bone marrow sampling and spinal tap, Yumi finally told me they figured out my problem.

 

“Unfortunately, it’s another thing we have to thank Danzo for,” he said, grim. “It appears there are traces of certain hormone suppressants, which have caused a long term effects on you pituitary gland and parathyroid glands. It has caused stunted growth, delayed puberty, and metabolism issues within the body. This probably caused the intense reaction to your chakra depletion.”

 

I took it in. “...so it wasn’t all my fault?”

 

He smacked his palm to his head and looked to the ceiling in distress. “It was all your fault, as it shouldn’t have happened in the first place. But  instead of severe exhaustion, you nearly died.”

 

“Wow. Danzo is such a dick...” I voiced the understatement of the year. “Why would he do that?”

 

“His thought processes have never made sense to normal people...the only possible reason I can think of was to keep your small stature for infiltration...the smaller you are, the less of a threat you seem.”

 

“Yea...that does seem like him...so what now?”

 

“We cannot reverse the effects completely, as you are now fifteen, but we can give you medications to supplement your hormones and attempt to support your affected organs and homeostasis issues. Unfortunately, some of these will be life long treatments.”

 

“Does that mean I might get boobs now?” I asked. Yumi gave me the most irritated look he had even given me.

 

“I swear, you are probably the most intelligent person I know, but also the most childish.”

 

“It’s amazing how those two traits aren’t mutually exclusive.” I grinned at him.

 

“I’m going before I can no longer resist the urge to smack you.”

 

“Aw, Yumi, you’re so professional!” I never had his restraint.

 



Once I left the hospital, and placed into Shikaku and Yoshino’s care, I was under strict instructions to recuperate before continuing my mission. The Hokage had sent word that the treaty with Mist was proceeding well and unless any major diplomatic issue arose, I was to stand down. When the alliance was finalised, only then would he consider sending me to Suna, and that was if I had recovered.

 

I was given exercises to help restore my strength. But the thing about physiotherapy? It sucked. It was boring and repetitive. After three days I lost any motivation and was content just to wander around the house.

 

Unfortunately for me, that was when Gai decided to pay me a visit. Yoshino had no idea that we were acquainted, and seemed very confused by his request to see me. I just told her he was an old friend. He was jabbering on about how Unyouthful my predicament was and how he would do five hundred push ups a day until I recovered, when he noticed my physiotherapy instructions that had been nestled under a book, waiting to be forgotten.

 

“It’s boring,” I whined.

 

“No, Erena! With that attitude you will never recover your Youthfulness! I shall take charge, and if I fail I will submit myself to your friend Yumi-sensei for appropriate punishment!”

 

And that’s how Gai became my personal physiotherapist.

 

As I picked up through conversations in our sessions, he had injured himself in training so many times he was practically a pro at recovery. While he was clearly skilled in the area, he also expected me to advance at his pace - which was a physical impossibility. After a few weeks I ended up losing my temper at him, telling him to “calm the fuck down”...it was the first time I had ever raised my voice to him and he seemed upset by it.

 

After that, he became withdrawn in our next few sessions, and I had never felt so bad about one of my outbursts. I felt like I had kicked a puppy.

 

When he showed up the next day, I managed to source a purple jumpsuit and leg warmers and donned them in preparation for a “Youthful training session!” When he started crying in joy, I figured I had done good, and slipped out to change into normal clothes while he recovered.

 

With Gai helping my recovery, both Itachi and Shisui took the role of my entertainers. I was incredibly bored, and was very restricted with what I could do, so relied on them to keep me from going insane. Sometimes we would just hang out at in the Nara grounds, chatting or I would watch them train, or they would take me out into the village to walk around. I was able to walk unassisted after a few weeks, but they still hovered over me relentlessly.

 

I was walking around with Itachi once day, while Shisui was on a mission, when he stopped in his tracks.

 

“What’s the matter with you?” I asked. He grabbed my arm firmly and pulled me around a corner. “Excuse me! What’s with the manhandling?”

 

“Just hiding.”

 

“Why?”

 

“Just because.”

 

I looked at him. This was very un-Itachi like. “Spill, mister. I’ll find out anyway. You know I will.”

 

He sighed. “We’re hiding from Shisui’s girlfriend.”

 

My mind went blank. “Say what now?”

 

He looked pained. “Shisui’s girlfriend. They started going out while you were in Mist.”

 

“And I’m only hearing this now because...?”

 

“I didn’t know how you would take it?”

 

I blinked. “In what way?”

 

Itachi shrugged. “It doesn’t matter anyway. He’s going to break up with her soon. He’s been avoiding her for the last week now.”

 

“Itachi.” I said, emotionless. “I’m very upset with you right now.”

 

He grimaced. “Look I know you - “

 

“Do you not understand the opportunities I’ve missed out on? This is GOLD. I could have made fun of Shisui so much, and now I’m only finding out after the fact? The ridicule...the teasing...I’m so goddamn disappointed.”

 

“Soo...you’re not mad?” He asked, carefully.

 

“Mad? I’m furious. Next time just make sure you tell me, okay? I do not want a repeat performance.”

 

When Shisui returned from his mission, they both came to visit me for lunch.

 

“So, Shisui?” He hummed in acknowledgment, mouth food of food. “How’s the giiiiirllllfriend?”

 

He paled and shot Itachi a panicked look. “Itachi what did you do!”

 

I cackled.

 

______________

 

It had taken nearly three months, but I was nearly at my previous physical condition. Yumi was more than pleased with my progress - he told me he half expected me to sit lying on a sofa for months. I confessed about Gai’s intervention, and he commented he might have to sign him up for all of my future injuries...I was very worried about what may have started.

 

He was also pleased to tell me that my hormones were regulating, nearing normal levels, and I should soon expect noticeable changes.

 

“You mean boobs?” I asked for clarification.

 

“Yes, Erena, boobs.” He looked embarrassed to say it, which made me even more gleeful.

 

While I wasn’t obsessed about my image, there were always little things that bothered me. For all intents and purposes, I looked like a boy with feminine features, but lacking the ‘extra equipment’. It was useful on infiltration, as I could pose as either gender with ease. But as I grew older, I found myself a little...jealous of my female counterparts. I wasn’t the type of girl people would compliment on my beauty or grace (and I wouldn’t have accepted it anyway), but to have a few changes wouldn’t be unwelcome.

 

I left the hospital with a little spring in my step, and decided to walk to the square for a bit of people watching. It was one of my favourite pastimes, and you would be surprised with the information you could pick up from people in passing. Some of it was general gossip about someone’s affair or the ‘gaul of the fishmonger to charge such atrocious prices,’ but sometimes it could be gold.

 

“You know, I heard Daiki’s cousin-“

 

“-and then she lied to me! She said she bought it from-“

 

“I heard he travels all over, and even has clay pots from Iwa!” Oh, that was interesting. I took a mental note for later.

 

“I swear I’m not lying, it was the Jinchuriki from Kumo! The big one!”

 

My ears pricked up. Killer B?

 

“No way, you’re lying - there would have been an announcement or something!”

 

“He was heading to the Hokage Tower, everyone will know by tomorrow. You’ll see!”

 

“Pfft, you’re such a liar..”

 

I stopped listening and bolted. The Hokage Tower wasn’t too far, and depending on when the person saw him, there was a possibility I could intercept.

 

I hadn’t seen Killer B in ages, and my letters to him were few and far between. When I was in ROOT, I was Danzo’s favourite to send to Kumo, and did so with relative frequency. But it was now unnecessary.

 

As I was running, I ran past Shisui, waved and carried on. He was clearly confused about my behaviour, and gave chase.

 

“What you in a hurry for? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you move this fast unless Itachi’s stealing your dango.”

 

“It’s a social emergency!”

 

“What the hell is a social emergency?”

 

“It’s like an emergency but for my social life.”

 

“You have a social life? We’re your only friends. That makes no sense.” Rude.

 

“I have plenty friends!”

 

“Your ROOT minions don’t count.”

 

“Do too! And anyway, my friends are better than your friends.”

 

“You do realise you are one of my friends, right? You are basically insulting yourself.”

 

“I accept that...still - social emergency!”

 

I think Shisui’s curiosity got the better of him, and he followed behind me. When we reached the tower, I was slightly out of breath (I was still recovering), but I caught a flash of dark skin and blonde hair about to enter.

 

“Killer BEAST!” I yelled at the top of my voice. Shisui tried to grab my arm and pull me away.

 

“Erena, what the fuck are you doing! That’s Killer B! You can’t call him that!”

 

“Can and will!” I said in singsong. “Yo! Killer B!” I jumped up and down and waved at him as he turned around.

 

“Who’s this chick? You better explain quick!” He came over to me and glowered.

 

“I’m insulted...I know you haven’t seen me in a while, but you seriously don’t recognise me? I knew you were stupid, but this is is ridic? Come on, man! Don’t recognise your little Pan?”

 

His eyes widened in recognition. “Little brat, what you playing at? You tellin B you from Konoha all along? Please tell me my thinking is wrong!”

 

I shrugged. “Sorry man. If it’s any consolation, I still think you’re da bomb.”

 

“Yo, you’re on thin ice, don’t think your sweet talking gonna make me nice!”

 

“You’re always nice, and don’t worry, I know I gotta pay the price!” I winked at him, and he grinned.

 

“Yo, I’ll make you pay, but first I got plans for the day. Meet me here tonight, and we’ll have our fight?”

 

“You got it!” I grinned and gave him the peace sign.

 

“You’re lucky I like you, or you know I’d smite you. Little pest, but I like you the best.”

 

I ran up to him and hugged him. “Thanks, B! I love you, too! See you later, I’ll get everything sorted!”

 

He mussed by hair before pushing me back roughly and headed inside.

 

Shisui looked stunned.

 

“What the hell was that?” He asked, eyes wide.

 

“Told you my friends are better than yours!”

 

He didn’t know what to say. “I...you just outed yourself to him as a spy, then agree’d to fight him? I don’t understand what just happened, are you insane? He’s a Jinchuriki!”

 

“Killer B isn’t shallow enough to let a little thing like espionage get in the way of a friendship...I think? And our fight isn’t like a fight-fight. It’s a thing we have.”

 

“And what kind of thing could you possibly have with Killer B?”

 

“Rap battle.” I grinned.

 

I was going to suck so bad, but B was always a good sport. Sadly there was always a penalty for the loser.

 

Shisui blinked. “I need to watch this.”

 


 

I didn’t know when they were going to be finished, but I guessed two hours would be sufficient. Shisui came with me to wait (I think he was afraid of missing my impending humilation), and we sat on the bench having a thumb war until Killer B and his contingent appeared.

 

After we left earlier, I was questioned on my past interactions with B. Considering Killer B’s reputation, he didn’t understand how I formed a friendship with the guy. When I explained it was based on ridiculing his brother, and then embarrassing each other publicly, he understood a little more.

 

Killer B left this party and came over to us. We received odd looks from them, but they didn’t follow.

 

“Hey little Pan, what’s the plan?

Or I guess its now Erena? After chatting with the Kage-man I can’t blame ya.”

 

I smiled at him. “How much did he explain?”

 

“Enough to know you had a rough deal, but don’t worry, I ain’t gonna make you squeal.”

 

“Thanks, you really are the best...now...you wanting dinner first? I know a place with great yakitori?” We had a mutual appreciation for things skewered.

 

“You read my mind, yo!”

 

As we walked there, I introduced Killer B to Shisui. Shisui seemed a little nervous, but I guess that was understandable. I think B was a little put off (he was used to people being nervous around him - the reason we got on so well was because I have zero fucks if he was a big scary demon containing shinobi...I just liked his sense of humour and cool hair), but tolerated him.

 

When we got there I ordered a huge selection of everything - Killer B could eat, so nothing would go to waste.

 

“So when is the promised fight, we gotta do this right!”

 

I laughed. “I’m ready when you are. Beware, though. I’ve practiced!”

 

Shisui snorted. “I can’t believe you think you can wrap...”

 

“You’re right man, she can’t! Don’t mean she shan’t!” Killer B laughed

 

“Alright. I see how it is! You gonna go first, or will I?”

 

“You go first, lets leave the best until last, yo!”

 

I took a breath.

 

“Now listen up Killer B, cause I’ve had enough of it,

This whole spy culture? Damn y’all are so sensitive!

At first you never knew it, but then I crossed the line

By pretending like you were a dear friend of mine.

You wanna cancel little me because I’m shady and mean

Your feelings are hurt because my game was too clean

How dare I do duty and pretend about such things

Like liking your lyrics? Nah! Now we’re all arguing

About whether or not to put our friendship on ice

The higher ups think they can make us play nice

Tryn’a cancel what they didn’t even start in the first place

But how about instead they learn to embrace!

Killer B is a class A dude, and he paved the pay

For all the peaceful talks to be what they are today

If they can’t understand then they can shove right off

Maybe thats the difference between all the those losers and you

You don’t get offended by when someone’s hating on you

They watching and waiting for your strength to lose,

But you’re strong and resilient and you’re the one i chose

I hope you appreciate my friendship and put the past behind you

You’re the the type of friend a girl needs, and that is true.“

 

I ran out of breath near the end...that was hard. Looking the Shisui and Killer B, both looked surprised, but Killer B had a look of appreciation on his face.

 

“Good work, little one, now lets get this done!”

 

“As I walk through the village to speak to the shadow of fire

I see a change in my friend and realize her life is dire

'Cause we’ve been prankin' and laughin' so long

That even my brother thinks that our minds are long gone

But I ain't never thought she’d been through such strife

Tell me how can someone be so unlucky in life?

You don’t need to worry about me, little friend

You know you’ve got Killer B in your corner until the end.”

 

Okay, I cried.

 


 

 

After our little battle, I felt much more relaxed. I was happy Killer B had forgiven me...I knew A was a different kettle of fish, but B promised he would speak to him first and soften the blow. I was probably a good idea I wasn’t the one to tell A, as I’m not sure I would have left that conversation will all of my limbs intact.

 

Shisui also relaxed more around Killer B, and formed a strange bond with him...that mainly revolved around making fun of me. I was glad Killer B was leaving tomorrow, as I’m not sure I could have taken those two ganging up on me for much longer.

 

When I went home, I talking with Shikaku and Yoshino for a while before heading to bed. Shikaku asked me for a shogi game, which we played as I described my days events to him. I also remembered the little snippet about he seller who visits Iwa, and Shikaku promised to pass it along down the necessary channels to look into.

 

My mind was still buzzing when I went to my room. Despite my satisfying day, I felt a little uneasy. I couldn’t sleep, so I lay in bed and scribbled some seals. I had some ideas for medical use, so I made some rough prototypes to show Yumi tomorrow. I piled them on my bedside table and tried to get to sleep some time in the early morning.

 

Not long after I turned my light out, I heard a shuffle. Confused, I turned my light back on.

 

Leaning over my bed, was a man dressed in dark clothes and a strange mask over his face. He had dark hair and held a katana in his hand.

 

“You stupid bitch,” he said, before bringing his blade down, and driving it through my chest.

Notes:

Yea...this was a long time coming...

Chapter 26: Bonds arc: part 6

Chapter Text

 

You know the saying ‘see your life flashing before your eyes’?

 

I’m calling bullshit.

 

When you getting stabbed in the chest, the only thing you can think of is ‘fuck’. Or maybe that’s just me?

 

The second and third thoughts are ‘ow’ and ‘fucking hell that fucking hurts what the fuck’.

 

Of course, that all happens in a moment. Less than a split second.

 

I stared at the blade in disbelief and panic before my mind went blank, and survival instincts kicked in.

 

From years of abuse in ROOT, I have trained myself to compartmentalise pain and fear, and my mind quickly whirled through my options.

 

Unfortunately, this wound wasn’t a broken bone or a superficial laceration. I knew it had hit something vital - and that something vital was my heart. Yes, I was trained in basic healing, but here was no way I had the knowledge for this. This wound was fatal if I didn’t see an advanced healer...and that was if I didn’t bleed out first.

 

Also, who the fuck was this? How did they get into Shikaku’s house without notice? And who the hell was he calling stupid bitch? I have never been called stupid in my life (except by Shisui, but he doesn’t count). Even if he wasn’t trying to kill me, I’d get him for that alone.

 

He was going to pay.

 

So priorities:

 

  1. Live long enough to not bleed out
  2. Vengeance on this mother fucker

 

My options were slim. But unknown to this asshole, i’m an overachiever...who also happens to have medical stasis seals on her bedside table within reach. I had everything from mobile bubbles for transportation, to small sized bubbles for field work prior to stabilisation.

 

Less than a second after he impaled me, i gasped in shock before flinging my arm over to my table, a small amount of chakra focused to my fingers and hoping to touch a seal...any seal.

 

I must have hit one of the small bubbles, as I felt the cool chakra flow over me, and my attacker stilled - his positioning looked like he was in process of removing the sword, but it was kept in place.  For a moment I was confused as to why I wasn’t frozen too, until I realised I had the frigging Time Lord seal...So I brought my arm to the blade and scratched the seal down the centre.

 

 

A moment later, there was a flurry of movement. The figure above me was torn away, katana and all, and I could hear sounds of fighting. I turned to look but cool hands cupped my face and kept it centred.

 

“Look to me, Erena, that’s it,” I looked up to see a stressed Yumis face hovering above, I tried to open my mouth in greeting but a sudden flash of pain flashed through me from my chest and a strange groan tore through my throat. My breaths became short gasps and I started to feel cold and wet. There was a strange tingling feeling growing from the centre of my chest. I started to have trouble breathing and my concentration was waning.

 

“No, no, Erena. Eyes on me. Keep your eyes on me!”

 

I blinked in reply, but then I felt a liquid bubbling from my throat as I gasped.

 

“We’ve got to move her, now!”

 

There was a warm feeling at the side of my head, and then I knew no more.


 

I drifted in and out of consciousness for a while. I wasn’t full aware of anything, and what I did recognise, I couldn’t respond to. The first sensation I had was pain, but that soon fizzled out and I was left feeling floaty. Every so often the same throbbing sensation would come back, but it was usually short lived.

 

A long time after that I started to hear voices. I could never pick up what they were, but most sounded soothing and familiar. Even though I wasn’t able to make out what they were saying, they made me feel at home. They were home.

 

I was still feeling foggy, but slowly started to wake up. My body felt heavy.

 

“Erena, can you hear me?”

 

“Mmmm,” I hummed. I still wanted to sleep, why was someone trying to wake me up?

 

“Erena, can you squeeze my hand?”

 

I felt something tickle the palm of my left hand. Instead of squeezing, I tried to flick it away. Stop bothering me.

 

“No, I said squeeze it.”

 

‘Oh, for goodness sake. Okay, if it’ll get you to shut up.’ I squeezed lightly then moved my hand away and tried to close it over so they couldn’t annoy me again. I heard a chuckle.

 

“Stubborn. Come on. I think you have slept enough. Can you open your eyes?”

 

I just wanted to yell at them to fuck off, but there didn’t seem to be a connection between my brain and my mouth. I started to lift my eyelids, but the light burned them before I was even halfway. I groaned and squeezed them shut again.

 

“Okay, that was my fault. I’ll close the blinds and dim the light and then we’ll try again...okay, come on Erena...”

 

I opened my eyes again, wearily. It was still light, but not blinding. Yumi stood at my side and smiled at me.

 

“Welcome back to the land of the living, you little drama queen.”

 

I tried to reply ‘fuck off’, but all that came out was a croak and coughing.

 

“I’m absolutely sure that you were about to say ‘Thank you.’...so you’re welcome!”

 

I frowned at him in reply. He goddamn knew that wasn’t it. I only managed to stay awake for a few more minutes before I fell back asleep.

 

It took me a while before I could stay awake for a considerable amount of time as I kept drifting in and out of consciousness. The next time I was awake, it took me several minutes to start making understandable sounds, and a few days to talk normally. As I was still slightly doped in painkillers, they set about reducing them before they filled me in on the details.

 

They were clearly keeping things from me, but at the time I didn’t care...I’d find out later, classified or not. The going story was that a missing nin somehow broke in, and attacked me in the dead of night. I activated a Time Bubble on the bedside table, and Shikaku felt the chakra surge. He entered the room as I damaged my Time Lord seal and I was caught in the frozen pocket too. The Time Bubble lasted long enough for Shikaku to get a half dozen shinobi, including an on duty ANBU Kakashi and Itachi, and a handful of medics to deal with me...Apparently, the damage was so severe my heart stopped twice, needed several surgeries to repair my heart and lungs, and they had to induce a medical coma to allow my heart to heal. I had been unconscious for three weeks before they could start to cut down on the sedative.

 

I was assured my attacker was in custody (and I’d hope so after Kakashi and Itachi were involved), and the investigation was pending. They tried  to warn me that I was not to interfere...’tried’ being the word...like that was going to happen.

 

For now, I was to remain in hospital and keep away from any and all stress. My heart was still damaged, and anything could set off another cardiac arrest. I was banned from asking about the incident until I was dismissed from hospital, at the very least.

 

I was going to find this difficult, with me being naturally curious and all, but Yumi used his puppy eyes on me when he requested, so for once in my life I wasn’t going to be difficult about this.

 

But once I was discharged? Hell hath no fury like a stabbed Erena.

 

From then, I was only allowed two visitors a day, and only one at a time. It was a testament to how fragile I was that normal visitation rules didn’t apply.

 

Shikaku and Yoshino were my first visitors, then Shisui and Itachi, and it continued to alternate unless the others were on mission. Itachi, in particular, was far more subdued than I expected, but as he was involved in the incident, I could understand why. The first time he visited me, he looked on the verge of tears and found it difficult to talk. I shuffled over to make room for him on my bed, and he lay beside me, one arm over my shoulder and hugged me tightly for the whole visit, not saying anything. It was only near the end of the visit when he whispered “I thought you were dead,” that it really sunk in how much it affected him.

 

On one visit, Shisui was telling me about his latest mission to Snow, where he went a bit overkill on a fire jutsu and ended up melting the snow he was standing on, resulting in sinking into a Shisui-made deep puddle, getting soaked in freezing weather. Not only did he embarrass himself in front of the client, but he ended up running around with wet feet for days. I started laughing at his absurdity, when I started to feel a thump in my chest, my head felt foggy and the heart monitor started going haywire...medics rushed in and I was lain down before they started shouting medical terms at each other and injecting me with various things until the heart monitor calmed down.

 

After that, even Shisui’s visits became boring and he steered away from anything fun, in case it set my heart off again.

 

I was so ready to leave the hospital.

 

Eventually, I was allowed to go - but given medications to regulate my heart and given strict instructions not to participate in any training what so ever...I was one hundred percent on top of this instruction and was completely on board with it for as long as they wanted.

 

Once again, I was on house arrest unless supervised...only this time both Shisui and Itachi freaked out if I walked for any more than five minutes. I ended up shouting at them to stop being ridiculous - I was allowed to walk but not train, so unless they saw me practicing any katas and sparring, they could pipe down.

 

Also, being free allowed me to do a little digging. Yumi, being the busybody he was, had thought ahead and told people not to give me any information until he discharged me - out of concern for my wellbeing, the Infiltration Corps complied. However, that didn’t mean they weren’t collecting information to give me when I was ready. They were angry with the fact someone had dared to attack me within my own village, and wanted to get back at them - perhaps even more than I did. And this included Yumi.

 

They managed to confirm that my assailant was being held at a high security ANBU detention centre. The location was meant to be undisclosed, but, you know, we were spies. We disclose the undisclosed.

 

Apparently it was Itachi that eventually restrained him, using his sharingan to render him unconscious. They also reported Itachi bleeding from his eyes at the end of the altercation - if he hurt Itachi, I was going to make him pay.

 

He was being kept in chakra suppressant restraints, including ones on his eyes, and Fugaku had been called in several times, as well as Yamanaka Inoichi.

 

Not only that, but they, along with Hatake Kakashi (or ANBU Dog), were the only ones to have regular contact with him.

 

This told me many things. 1. It was an Uchiha, and 2. Hatake likely had a personal involvement.

 

“I need a report on every Uchiha Hatake has ever had contact with - alive, Missing in Action, and Killed in Action...and get me a copy of his personnel report - as unredacted as you can manage but I’ll take what I’m given.”

 

I got the information the next day, and I didn’t even make it past the first page of his file to make the connection (but I checked everything just to make sure).

 

Not long after my discharge, I was to sit down with the Hokage, Fugaku (acting as police chief, apparently) and Shikaku to give my formal statement of the incident - Shikaku informed me they were under strict instruction not to question me until the Healers gave me the all clear, and he made sure the instructions were adhered to.

 

When they asked me if I recognised my attacker, or had any previous dealing with him, I simply replied. “Nope, I’ve never met Uchiha Obito before.”

 

The place went so silent you could have heard a pin drop.

 

I scoffed. “What? Like it was hard to figure out who it was? All it took was a list of visitors and hey presto, Killed in Action Uchiha identity uncovered...I’ll guessing he’s also responsible for other issues which I may or may not be allowed to talk about?”

 

I was mainly inferring to Yagura, but I also had an inkling that he was involved with Danzo, and perhaps the Uchiha Coup in some way...I had no proof or anyway to connect the dots yet, but all the events seemed too coincidental for my liking.

 

No one said anything.

 

“I’m still not sure why this surprises any of you.” I shrugged. “I guess since none of you have any questions for me, I’ll just get out of here, yea?” I went to stand up.

 

“Sit down,” the Hokage demanded.

 

I huffed. “Of course, Hokage, sir lord god...whatever you command.” I did a sarcastic bow with a flourish, before sitting down, with folded arms.

 

“You make it very difficult to trust you, Nakahara,” he said, toneless.

 

“Hey, now don’t start that! I’m plenty trustworthy. When have I ever lied to you? Or betrayed you? I’m just really good at what I do, and no one ever gives me credit...someone just waltzed into my room, called me stupid and tried to kill me, and you think I’m not going to look into that? Of course I am! Do you know how many people have called me stupid? None! I take great offence at that! I’m going to show him just how unstupid I am...wait, is unstupid even a word? Oh that was really stupid, just forget about that, okay?”

 

Shikaku facepalmed, and Fugaku raised an eyebrow.

 

“Do you mean to tell us you are more concerned about the fact your attacker thinks you are unintelligent than the fact he wants you dead?” Fugaku asked.

 

I shrugged. “It’s not like other people haven’t tried to attack and kill me in the past? It’s just a thing that happens, you know?”

 

The Hokage sighed. “Tell us what you know...or think you know. And don’t leave anything out.”

 

“Ummm...are you sure?” I gave the Hokage a pointed look, but tried to slide it over to Fugaku as subtly as I could.

 

“They are briefed on the events of Mist that Itachi and Shisui are part of,” the Hokage confirmed, but making sure I knew not to disclose everything.

 

“And the Hokage has been made aware,” Fugaku said, in regards to the Coup. Shikaku clearly hadn’t been, as he looked a little surprised and confused.

 

And so I explained my suspicions about Obito’s involvement in Yagura’s genjutsu and the Uchiha Coup...I suspected another party was also involved, and could not determined overall goals for his actions - other than to cause instability throughout the  Nations. It was likely he was involved in other events - both within Konoha and in other Nations, but it would require more research and information on his abilities. With the level of discord he had already managed, and gone undetected, his skillset was clearly more extensive than his previous file eluded to.

 

“There has been a teacher of some kind...those skills don’t just appear overnight and without direction. Someone older, likely with experience of the sharingan - either with it or having extensive experience fighting against. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was grooming or brainwashing - based on his self sacrifice for his teammates, to go against Konoha in such a profound way now would have taken a lot of manipulation.”

 

The floor went quiet again.

 

“What now?” I said annoyed. I was getting concerned I was going to end up in a cell again. One trip to T & I was enough for a lifetime and I had no inclination to repeat the experience.

 

“You have deduced more in a few days than we have in over a month of questioning,” Fugaku stated.

 

I blinked. “Does that mean I’m in?”

 


 

Of course I was ‘in’.

 

I could practically see Fugaku salivating (practically, because, let’s face it, the man would never - he was far too classy for that kind of behaviour. I doubt he even dribbled as a baby. I bet he was born with perfect manners and a stick up his ass).

 

The next day, I was escorted to the ANBU Detention centre...they tried to blindfold me, but when I told them exactly where we were going, the ANBU lowered the cloth sack down with clear disappointment.

 

When I entered the building, we were ambushed by Kakashi as ANBU Dog.

 

“What is she doing here?” He barked out. (barked, get it?)

 

“Nakahara is now an active member of this investigation,” Fugaku replied. He sounded bored and like he gave zero shits.

 

“Unacceptable.”

 

“Oh, quiet down, Kakashi. I promise I’ll leave your boyfriend in one piece.”

 

He stilled. “She knows his identity?”

 

“Oh, I know I lot more than that, sweetheart.” I grinned at him and cocked my head. I really really missed this game. Why did I ever get out of it?

 

He must have been staring at me behind his mask. “She is emotionally compromised. I would like to state my disapproval of this path.”

 

“She is here under the direction of the Hokage. You will stand down, Dog. That is an order.”

 

Kakashi tensed before storming off.

 

“Who wants to take bets that the next ambush comes from Weasel or Karasu?” I chirped.

 

“That is a fools wager,” Fugaku agree’d.

 

“I missed this, Fugaku. You’re fun when there’s a little bit of conspiracy going on!”

 

He turned to glance at me as we walked down the corridor. “Hn,” he replied. He missed me, too!

 

He directed me to a room with files and transcripts from the previous interviews. It took me less than an hour to read everything there. I whistled.

 

“Wow, you guys really did come up with jack shit, didn’t you?”

 

“We were unsuccessful in our investigation thus far, yes.”

 

“Cool. More for me, then. When - “

 

BANG.

 

“Oh, both of them? Hatake works fast. Hello, boys!” I waved at Shisui and Itachi, in ANBU gear, at the door.

 

“What do you think you are doing! You were just released from hospital!” Shisui shouted. The fact he was willing to raise his voice around Fugaku showed how angry he was.

 

“It’s okay, Yumi said I was allowed,” I smiled at them, in an attempt to placate.

 

“What the hell does that mean? Don’t you know how much danger you’re in just being here?!”

 

“Calm down. The risk assessment has been completed and submitted, as per company regulations.” In other words: I know and I’m cool with it.

 

“Father, please. She should not be here,” Itachi pleaded.

 

“She is invaluable to the ongoing success of this investigation. This cannot be changed.”

 

I heard Itachi let out a deep breath and look to the ground. Shisui was not as accepting, “Bullshit!”

 

I was not taking part in this argument. Shisui was as stubborn as a goat, and would not see reason when he thought he was in the right.

 

“It’s funny how you think you have a say in this, Shisui,” I said, coldly. “Believe it or not, I know more about this than either of you could dream to. I will do my job, and you will be quiet. You can either be a part of it, or you can be escorted out. The decision is yours.” It felt like I was channeling Hibari again.

 

“I’m not going anywhere,” he hissed through gritted teeth.

 

“Excellent!” I grinned and clapped. “Shall we get this show on the road? I’d like to get this case wrapped up by dinner...Shisui’s buying, after he see’s what an ass he’s being.” I heard a sarcastic snort.

 

We went to an interrogation room, I entered while the others went to the observation room. The set up wasn’t dissimilar to the interrogation room I had experienced, except this one had guards on the inside of the room, and the outside. Uchiha Obito was chained to the desk, and a blindfold placed over his eyes.

 

“Oh, this is cozy,” I commented as I sat down on the interrogators chair opposite him. “They really need to hire an interior designer, though. All these rooms are so ‘samey’...where’s the individual touches?”

 

I saw him tense and straighten. I leaned over and pulled the blindfold from his head.

 

“Oh, hi there honey. Surprised to see me?” I smiled at him sweetly.

 

Whoever this man was, he was not the Uchiha Obito that had left Konoha on a mission to the Kanabi Bridge all those years ago. Half of this body was mottled grey - it was the same tissue and texture that Danzo had on his Sharingan arm. If there was any clear connection between the two, this was it. The expression on his face was one of seething hatred...now, I had not been formally introduced to him by Minato, but I do remember a joyful looking boy. This was not him.

 

“Aren’t you supposed to be dead?”

 

“Meh. Didn’t take...same goes for you, I take it?”

 

“You know nothing.”

 

“Oh, I know plenty...where shall I start?” I tilted my head at him. He scowled and took on a defensive posture. “Oh, no, it’s okay...I don’t expect you to talk - I just expect you to listen.” I paused for dramatic effect.

 

“So, Once Upon a Time a little Chuunin known as Uchiha Obito goes on a shit show of a mission. Ends up crushed by a rock, gives his bestie his eye and welcomes death in the knowledge that he has protected his loved ones.” I peeked for a reaction. His scowl deepened, excellent. “Then a creepy older dude just so happens to find him, and saves him from certain death - using this creepy grey flesh.”

 

I gestured to his right side. I was totally pulling the information out of my ass, but his reaction was telling me good things. I’d pretty much hit the nail on the head, but I was lacking a few fine details...I could live with that for now.

 

“Obito grew to trust him - after all, if a creepy old dude saves your life he’s gotta be, good, right? But you see, the dude had another agenda, and he needed a minion. And something happened that shook Obito to the core. It destroyed everything he thought he knew. And he realised the older dude was right. So he learned and planned and let his hatred fuel him. He turned his back on everything he once loved. He went around doing dastardly deeds throughout the land. Killing and sabotaging and enslaving...until one day, a little girl became too much of a nuisance. His irritation go the better of him and he let his guard down...or maybe the ‘stupid bitch’ was actually a very clever bitch? Who knows? Either way, Obito found himself captured and in a jail cell. The end.”

 

I leaned back and looked at him. “So how does it feel to be someone’s pawn in a war that is not your own?”

 

You know nothing,” he repeated, this time with more emotion than he meant to let out.

 

“Oh really? I know a lot. One thing I don’t get is what happened to make you lose faith in Konoha? What happened that makes you hate it so much? I know brain washing, believe me...first they gain your trust, and then they make sure they are the only thing you can rely on...so what happened? What made you break?”

 

“You think Konoha is perfect? Just wait until it betrays you too. One day you’ll lose everything, too, and then you’ll see.”

 

I blinked. “Sooo...you were betrayed by Konoha and lost everything? Hmmm...” I tapped my chin, thinking over all the files. “You were an orphan, and practically ignored by your clan...so it wasn’t that. Team Minato was pretty much it for you...What could it be...Oh!” Lightbulb! “Oh, you poor poor stupid bastard.” I chuckled. “Really?” I rolled my eyes.

 

He looked enraged. “You know nothing!”

 

“I clearly know more than you, right now!” I giggled. “You mean you never realised that it was an obvious set up?” He frowned.

 

“Let me guess...your best friend killed your other best friend, and you just happened to be there at the exact time and in the exact place to see the whole thing? And that doesn’t seem weird to you? You poor gullible stupid bastard...” I cackled.

 

I didn’t actually find the whole thing funny at all, but mind games were needed. He’s already fallen for someone else’s mind games, so there was no reason he wouldn’t fall for mine.

 

His face done something funny and his eye dart back and forth. He was thinking about what I said and trying to find some flaw in it. I saw a flash of devastation...

 

“There’s something else, isn’t there? Something really, really bad...”

 

His eye widened. I stared at him.

 

I was making him uncomfortable, but I was also inducing fear. I had already destroyed his perception of the world - for the second time in his life - but he was afraid that I would find something out.

 

“So, something I know about? And one of the only things you feel guilt for...” My eyes snapped to his and I narrowed my eyes at him. “It was you.”

 

He swallowed. “I-“

 

“Don’t you fucking dare. Do you even know what you started? Of course you fucking do. So one girl died...did you know it was effectively suicide? To protect the village? Your evil fucking mentor set the whole thing up and you fell for it hook, line and sinker. Brainwashing happens, but it doesn’t turn you into a murderous tyrant unless you let it...and what did you do?”

 

“You released the Kyuubi. Killed your sensei. Caused the death of his wife. Destroyed half the village. Because of you and your complete fucking inability to open your eyes, I lost my whole family...my fucking life.”

 

“You know what? I almost felt sorry for you. You were a fool, but most people are. I didn’t even care that you tried to kill me. But then you went and fucked it. I have no sympathy for imbeciles that completely lose their humanity in their journey for misplaced vengeance.”

 

“I’m done with you. I don’t even care if you rot here. I’m so past hatred, I’m onto apathy. I could have helped you set things right -  but that’s on you now, if you even care. Fuck you, and your fucking tiny dick.”

 

I got out of the chair and stormed out of the room. I caught a flash of a crumpling expression on his face as the door closed. My work here was done - T & I could take over.

 

I walked into the observation room. Everyone - from Fugaku to Kakashi to some T&I henchman to the boys and the Hokage - looked stunned.

 

“And that, ladles and jellyfish, is how to break a man in thirty minutes and under. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to find a cupboard to scream into.”

 


 

 

Interlude

 

Fugaku was looking at Erena as she closed the door, then looked back to Obito. The man looked like he was in a trance, his face slack but with clear anguish on it.

 

“That was unexpected,” the Hokage said.

 

Fugaku snorted. “Only people who haven’t played shogi against her would think that.”

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“There are only two words for her gameplay: intuitive and savage. She likes to play with her food before she eats it.”

 

“That girl needs to join T&I,” Morino commented.

 

Fugaku snorted again. “Get in line.”

 

Fugaku looked around to the remaining silent members of the room. They had all removed their masks, and wore different expressions on their faces. Hatake shared a similar look of misery on his face to Obito - he would likely take a while to get over this, and would obsess about his retuned friend. The Hokage needed to be careful... Itachi and Shisui looked dumbfounded...he guessed it wasn’t because of the revelations about Obito, but more like seeing their friend in a new light.

 

Since Erena’s full return, the three had become firm friends again. He was accepting, as he was indebted to her, but he knew there was certain aspects of her character that Itachi had not been witness to before now. While he knew Itachi was mature enough to handle it, he was concerned that Nakahara was not - she kept a part of herself hidden for a reason, and did not accept the darker sides of her personality.

 

For as good as Nakahara was an actress, she was not as emotionally stable as she appeared. He had seen enough cracks to know she was a few knocks from falling down. She needed to be in control, and right now that was slipping...and he worried what would happen when she finally did.

 

“Itachi,” he said. “I think it’s time you leave, we have things to discuss.”

 

His son blinked and nodded. He grasped Shisui by the arm and lead him to the door. He knew they would go after their friend as soon as they left the room and got out of their stupor.

 

“What is going to happen to him?” Hatake whispered.

 

“That depends on him,” the Hokage said. “There are still a lot of things unanswered, perhaps we should start there?”

 

 

Chapter 27: Bonds arc: part 7

Chapter Text

 

After I left the detention facility, I mentally wrote off Obito. I was not a very forgiving person and I had done more than I set out to do. I informed the Hokage I would assist in examining information retrieved by the prisoner, but I refused to have any further part in his questioning.

 

I was maybe a little childish, but I knew if I was to see him again I would do something regrettable - either to him or to me. I’m a pro at avoiding problems, so I figured I’d stick to my strengths.

 

My mind was still reeling from the revelations and I was starting to question everything - from everything that had happened in my own life, even to current political situations. It was a dangerous mindset and I had to stop myself from getting lost in my thoughts. If I didn’t, I would easily become obsessed.

 

Unfortunately, I couldn’t even do any of my normal assignments to distract myself. The peace treaty with Mist was still in talks - and beyond my pay grade, as far as the council was concerned. I was informed to stay away from any seal work - Yumi was concerned failed experiments (explosions) could effect my heart in some way. And of course, training was out.

 

To stop myself from going insane, I asked for a temporary assignment from Shikaku. Initially I had thought he’d place me in Intelligence, in a nice little desk job like he always talked about, but instead he sent me to the Jounin Command Centre. I think he wanted to keep me close, but the official line was that he was concerned there could be a mole somewhere within. He asked if I could act as a genin ‘runner’ between departments. I was under strict instructions not to engage with any suspects, but to note any odd activity and report directly to him.

 

Since I was technically still a genin (my official rank had never changed), and I had already worked as Shikaku’s secretary before, it wouldn’t be too suspicious for me to take up such a role. Plus we had a personal connection, even if people didn’t know that technically he was my guardian - Nepotism was rife in the shinobi world, even if I wasn’t an official member of the Nara clan.

 

I found the work mind numbing, but it was constant and kept me occupied. Jounin were lazy, and had absolutely no inclination to get their own shit unless they absolutely needed to. One particularly lazy shinobi had me run up two floors to get him files from an office two doors away from his...Shikaku was an absolute piece of work, I tell you.

 

Having a fairly routine assignment also meant meeting up with people was easy - depending on their schedules. When Shisui and Itachi were in village, they would often meet me at lunch or drop by after my work. We didn’t even plan anymore - if it happened, it happened. Itachi had also taken a step back from ANBU for a period - his father was keen on him getting a promotion to Jounin, and so he needed more missions under his belt in his actual name, not as Weasel. That suited me fine as it meant they were less dangerous and more regulated - meaning I could see him more.

 

God knows what Shisui was up to, but I saw him enough and in good enough spirits that I wasn’t overly worried.

 

I had gathered that they weren’t involved with Obito’s case, based on their mission schedule, which also made me happy. It was one less thing we had to keep from each other...I had been worried about their reaction to my interrogation, but neither had mentioned it - other than Shisui glumly accepting that he would pay for the dinner that evening (it was an awkward meal, but I’m not sure who was worse out of all of us).

 

Gai had also become a regular part of my morning and weekend routine, and I had Yumi to thank for that. While I was in my coma, he was away on a few mid length missions, with his latest resulting in him being injured (something about opening gates and being an idiot? Yumi liked to rant, I didn’t often listen). Since he was in recuperation, and driving everyone in the hospital insane, Yumi had sent him my way to help increase my stamina and cardio again. Thankfully, it wasn’t the same kind of torture as last time, and everything was taken very slow with frequent heart rate checks and breaks. It gave him something to focus on, and stopped Yumi from moaning to me about my laziness, so I was accepting enough (even if it did mean I had to wake up at five in the morning).

 

On days where I had nothing to do after work, I would find myself in a cafe between the Jounin Command Centre and home. I loved the Nara’s, but after so much injury and being restricted, I was starting to get a little stir crazy and needed my own space. I was thinking of getting my own apartment soon, but it definitely wasn’t the time - I needed to wait until things calmed more after the Obito stabby situation. Neither Shikaku or Yoshino would consider leaving me to my own devices right now.

 

It was about three weeks after I started at the Jounin Command Centre, when my private reading time was rudely interrupted by some random chuunin.

 

“Hello, Nakahara-kun!” I lowered my book to look at the older teenage male chuunin, whom had just slid into my booth uninvited. He was a couple of years older than me, and I had never met him before.

 

I didn’t say anything to him in reply, but raised my eyebrow from him (it was a very Fugaku move - gave an impression of superiority while rudely accepting acknowledgment of the other persons presence. It came across as very rude, so I liked it).

 

“So, um, do you mind if I sit here?” He asked.

 

“You clearly already are,” I replied coolly.

 

He laughed nervously. “Haha, I know! I mean...I hope that you don’t mind that I’m sitting here? I wanted to introduce myself! I’m Ban!”

 

“That’s nice. Did you need something?” I was getting bored quickly.

 

“Oh, um, no...I just wanted to introduce myself. Get to know you? You know?”

 

He seemed nervous. But wasn’t giving away anything overly suspicious...I couldn’t understand what his game was, and he was becoming very uninteresting very quickly.

 

“Well, consider yourself introduced. You can go now,” I said, dismissing him and returning to my book.

 

“Haha, you’re funny! So, do you come here a lot?” He was still nattering on...I sighed.

 

“Yes.” I didn’t lift my eyes from the page I was reading, even if he was distracting me.

 

“I’ve seen you a couple of times, you looked lonely...so I thought I would say hi.”

 

I lowered my book to look at him. He thought I looked lonely? Sorry, but that excuse doesn’t fly unless you are ten years old.

 

“And you’ve said hi. So if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll be going home.” I packed up my things to leave - if he wouldn’t leave me alone, it was easily remedied another way. I usually wouldn’t back down, but I really couldn’t be bothered wasting my energy on him.

 

Unfortunately for me, he seemed incessant. He sat in my booth the next day and the next and the next. He’d sometimes ask me basic pleasantries about my day, or what I was reading. I kept my answers short to make my disinterest clear. At the end of the week he approached me, but this time with an offering.

 

“These are for you!”

 

He said, and thrust a small bouquet of flowers in my face. I took them off him hesitantly and looked at them funny.

 

“What are these for?” I asked. Truthfully, I’d never received flowers before, except from Yoshino when I was in the hospital. I had taken kunoichi lessons at the Academy, so knew that they we used to convey messages and sentiment, but it wasn’t a subject I particularly paid attention in.

 

“Oh! Well,” he scratched the back of his head with his free hand. “I like you? I was hoping I could take you out on a date?”

 

Dear lord, what the hell was going on? Had we stepped into some alternative dimension where this was something that happened? Who was pranking me? I swear if Shisui was involved I was going to castrate him.

 

My eyebrows shot up in surprise. “A date? Why? What do you want?”

 

Now it was his turn to look shocked. “Want? Nothing! Just to get to know you pretty...I mean, get to know you better. You are pretty and seem interesting.”

 

Okay, now I knew he was lying. Pretty is not something I have ever heard to describe myself. Interesting, yes...but he wouldn’t know that. My exploits are more than classified.

 

“Sorry if I don’t believe you,” I said sceptical. “It seems a bit unexpected.”

 

“Really! I was hoping to take you out...tomorrow maybe? For dinner? It’s okay if you say no, but I would regret it if I didn’t ask.”

 

I looked at him with narrowed eyes. He wasn’t unattractive, so probably didn’t have too much difficulty with girls. There was no reason for him to approach me at all. I had never met him, except for his annoying me in the cafe. I didn’t have any kind of reputation anywhere, except with the council...and maybe the Uchiha (for being a nuisance more than anything...), and it was unlikely he was affiliated with anyone I was.

 

I wanted to know more about what he was up to, but I couldn’t do that without more information.

 

“Okay, fine...” I said. He looked thrilled. “Five o’clock tomorrow, meet outside of here?”

 

He nodded. “Sure! I’ll see you then!” He thrust the flowers at me once more, which I grudgingly accepted, and ran away.

 

Huh.

 

I felt embarrassed with the looks and the soft giggles I was getting, so packed up my things and left promptly. I planned to dispose of the flowers as soon as I could manage (without an audience).

 

As soon as I exited the cafe, I ran into Itachi and Shisui, who looked like they were looking for me.

 

“Erena! Just who we’ve been...what are those?” Shisui asked, a silly confused look on his face.

 

“Flowers,” I huffed, trying to hide them behind my back.

 

“And why do you have flowers?”

 

I sighed and rubbed my brow out of frustration. “Because someone gave them to me.”

 

“And why did someone give them to you?” He was grinning now.

 

“Because they asked me out on a date...”

 

“I knew it!” He laughed. “Erena’s got herself a boyfriend!”

 

Itachi hit him on the arm. “You don’t need to make fun, Shisui. It’s a nice thing.”

 

“No, this is called payback! It’s brilliant! After everything you pulled on me-“

 

“You can stop right there. I’m just going to figure out what he’s up to. It’s not going to be an actual date,” I replied, trying to dismiss their train of thought.

 

“What do you mean, Erena? Do you think he is a spy?” It was Itachi’s turn to look confused, and concerned, now.

 

“Well, no...he’s definitely from Konoha, but I’ll figure it out soon enough. I’ll ask around first, then tomorrow-“

 

“Erena...did you stop to think maybe he actually wants to take you out on a date?” Itachi asked.

 

“Well, no. Why would he?” Honestly, Itachi was usually more perceptive. There was clearly an underlying reason.

 

“But, why not?”

 

“I’m not exactly attractive, and I’m not the most fun person to be around? You guys put up with me, but I’m not a normal teenager. Hell, I’ve been giving the guy the cold shoulder for a week, and all he did was buy me flowers. Who does that?

 

Itachi and Shisui shared a wide-eyed look. “Erena, do you actually look at yourself in the mirror? You’re not exactly unfortunate looking.” I think that was the closest Shisui has ever come to giving me a complement. “And as much as it hurts me to say it, you are pretty funny - when you’re not being a pain in the ass.”

 

Itachi nodded. “You are quite pretty Erena. Why would you think so little of yourself?”

 

I shrugged. “My track record’s not much to go on. Everyone always wants something from me. Why would this be any different?”

 

Itachi looked upset, and Shisui closed his eyes.

 

“Do you feel that same way about us?” Itachi asked.

 

“Well, no...” I replied. I didn’t think so. Out of everyone, only Shikaku, Itachi and Shisui hadn’t showed any alternative reason for wanting to be around me. Everyone else who had shown me any attention wanted something.

 

“Maybe you should start learning to trust a bit more? Start fresh with someone and see what happens?”

 

I frowned. It wasn’t that easy. Being the Uchiha heir, I’m sure he was used to people trying to befriend and use him for their own gains. I thought he would be able to understand my feelings on this.

 

“I agree. You’re not in ROOT anymore, you’re not exactly a power player - as far as the public knows. What have you got to lose by at least trying see what happens? No information gathering before...just go on a date and ask questions like a normal person. Who knows? You might even like him!” Shisui asked, although you could literally feel the awkward vibes flowing off him.

 

I snorted. “I doubt that. He seemed too mousy...I’ll get bored within five minutes.”

 

“Then go and see, and if you get bored within five minutes, then no harm done...except maybe to this guys ego?...now can we change the conversation? It’s like giving dating advice to a sister. It feels wrong on every level.”

 

“Fine,” I said, happy to leave the topic behind. “What did you guys hunt me down for anyway?” It wasn’t normal for them to seek me out at the cafe - if they were late in seeing me, they would normally just leave it.

 

Shisui rubbed the back of his neck. “So, uhh...you know how you think everyone wants something from you?”

 

I laughed. “What do you need?”

 

“Turns out we have a joint mission coming up, but the intel seems a bit off to us...can you have a look and tell us what you think?”

 

“Gimme the file,” I said, hands outstretched. Silly boys, as if this was what I meant.

 


 

Against my better judgement, I did not do any snooping on Ban. It felt wrong and made me feel uneasy, but if Itachi and Shisui thought I should give it a go, then I would.

 

I didn’t tell Yoshino or Shikaku, and only mentioned it to Gai the next morning. He seemed a little put off by it, and seemed a little suspicious, but didn’t question me too much. In some respect, it made my previous concerns feel validated...if a more experienced Jounin was as distrustful as me, then I wasn’t going insane.

 

I also decided I wasn’t going to put any extra effort into it, either. I simply dressed in my normal clothes (I had taken to wearing civilian clothes at the command centre...I figured it would make people see me a even less of a threat and lose their guard around me), so just had on a casual dress (neck high, to hide my chest wounds), and looked as un-ninja like as you possibly could.

 

I saw Ban outside of the cafe, already waiting for me. He looked relaxed and wore a dressed down version of the Chuunin uniform...I suspected he just dropped off his vest and changed his undershirt.

 

He seemed genuinely pleased when he saw me, and fumbled over his greeting.

 

“Oh hi, Erena! You’re on time! I was worried you wouldn’t come!”

 

God, the instinct to tease was right there...I had to bite my tongue.

 

“Thanks Ban, so where are we going?”

 

“There’s a nice soba place not too far. Is that okay with you?” It wasn’t my favourite, but I didn’t mind it, so I shrugged.

 

“Lead on.”

 

When he said it wasn’t far, he wasn’t kidding. It was less than five minutes away, and I was glad. His excited puppy act was starting to grate on me.

 

As soon as we had ordered at the restaurant, I had decided this definitely was not for me. But if I bailed now, I knew Itachi and Shisui would be disappointed in me, so I had to at least try and bare with it until the end of the meal.

 

“So, how do you enjoy being a genin? Have you actually sat the chuunin exams at all?”

 

I sighed. “Nope, not really been interested, if I’m honest.” And I really wasn’t - from what I knew of the chuunin exams, it would be a waste of time and effort.

 

“Oh, so you’re happy with being a career genin?” He seemed a little confused.

 

“Well...I guess? Rank has never bothered me too much, and I keep busy.”

 

“Wow, that’s so weird.. I mean its great you’re happy and all! But I couldn’t wait to become a chuunin. It only took me three goes, but I got here! I’ve been trying to make jounin for a while and I think I’ve-“

 

“Well, hello! Fancy seeing you here!” Shisui appeared at our table, an embarrassed looking Itachi in tow. Dirty little sneak.

 

I groaned. “Yes. What a coincidence. I would say it was nice to see you, but I don’t believe in lying,” I said through gritted teeth. What were they, my babysitters?

 

“Good evening, Erena. We are sorry to interrupt,” Itachi said, giving Shisui a side eye. “We were just on our way to our table. We are sitting far over there,” he indicated to a table at the other end of the restaurant. “I hope you have a pleasant evening.” He dragged Shisui away, hissing to him under his breath.

 

“Was that...Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Shisui?” Ban asked, a little star struck.

 

“Unfortunately,” I groaned.

 

“You know them?”

 

“Unfortunately.”

 

“Wow, they are legends, you know? Shisui has been a jounin forever, and I heard rumours they are both in ANBU...whoa, isn’t that Hatake Kakashi?”

 

My head jumped up. Of course it fucking was. Because where else would Hatake, the famed social recluse be, except in the restaurant where I was having a date? A person who I rarely saw, and who I’m pretty sure I royally pissed off last time I saw him? And who else was with him, but fucking Maito Gai...three guesses who dragged Hatake out...what was this, ‘let’s embarrass and sabotage Erena’ night?

 

Hatake clearly saw me, but didn’t even acknowledge my presence. Gai didn’t even look my way...still remembering his training, I see.

 

“Fucking hell,” I tried to sink into my seat.

 

“Wow, I had no idea this place was such a hot spot...I should come here more often!” Ban said, impressed by the current clientele.

 

“Mmmm, yes, it’s impressive.”

 

“Isn’t it!” He was practically jumping. “Do you think I should go and introduce myself? It doesn’t hurt to be noticed, you know?”

 

“Nope, definitely not. No introductions. Let’s just sit here and enjoy our meal in peace.”

 

He looked torn. “I suppose that would be best...” He looked between me and Kakashi. God, go ask him on a date then! By the look of things, he had a bigger crush on him than me.

 

“You must meet so many interesting people working at the Jounin Command Centre!” He chirped. “Is that how you know the Uchiha?”

 

“Not exactly,” I said.

 

“Oh, did your uncle introduce you?”

 

I narrowed my eyes. “Not exactly.”

 

“It must be so cool having Nara Shikaku as an uncle. It must open so many doors.”

 

He hummed. I was about the reply as our meal was placed in from of us. He smiled at the waitress, before breaking the chopsticks.

 

“You know, Nara Shikaku is one of the assessors at the next Jounin assessments. Has he mentioned anything about them?”

 

I wanted to smack my head on the table then and there. For multiple reasons. First, could you even try to be a little subtle? Had no one ever given you lessons on how to extract information properly? Even if you weren’t trained in infiltration, this was basic. And secondly, I was going to really enjoy telling the boys ‘I told you so.’

 

“Nope. Can’t say he has,” I said, unimpressed. I left my noddles untouched as Ban continued to eat. I picked up my chopsticks and gently started tapping them on the table.

 

“Really? Oh, well. You know, do you think you could introduce us? It would be super useful to chat to him beforehand, you know?”

 

“I’m sure it would be...” I was scowling now, and tilted my head to the side. If he wasn’t so engrossed in his his own train of thoughts and his fucking noodles, he would have picked up that something wasn’t quite right.

 

“So do you think you could? It’s so hard to get a meeting with him and -“

 

Bang!

 

I threw a chopstick at him, and it landed directly at the side of his bowl- only a few millimetres from where his face had been, slurping from the bowl.

 

“Oops, silly me,” I said, without a hint of sincerity. His eyes went wide, and jaw slacked. I found his reaction even more irritating and I sensed a bit of Killing Intent slip out...and the problem with my Killing Intent was that it wasn’t exactly friendly...

 

“Mah, everything okay here?” Kakashi appeared at the end of the table.

 

“Fuck off, Kakashi,” I growled. He wasn’t helping my mood at all.

 

“Now, now. No need for that Erena,” he had his usual bored expression on his face. I found my Killing Intent grow a little, and it was just starting to be noticeable. Kakashi tensed, Ban looked shit scared, Gai went still, and Itachi and Shisui were jumping out of their seats.

 

“Fuck this, I’m leaving,” I said, and proceeded to storm out of the door, Itachi and Shisui hot on my heels.

 

“Erena, wait!”

 

I ran for about ten minutes, in the hopes it would help me calm down. Unfortunately, it didn’t work, and all it did was tire me out and give me heart palpitations. I leaned against the wall and slowly slid down, trying to catch my breath.

 

“Erena! Are you okay?” Itachi exclaimed.

 

I panted but gave them the thumbs up. “Well that was a fucking disaster.” I said between breaths.

 

Shisui let out the breath he had been holding. “Phew, she’s swearing, she’s okay.”

 

I sent him a dry look.

 

“What happened in there?” Itachi kneeled down beside me.

 

“Let’s just say I told you so,” I chuckled quietly.

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“In future, if I don’t trust someone...I’m probably right. If I want to do a background search on someone, I’m damn well going to...He’s looking for a promotion - looks like he couldn’t get access to Shikaku so what better way than using his little gullible genin niece?”

 

“Are you sure? Why would he go through all that effort?”

 

“Because he’s shit, that’s why. Can’t get through on his own fucking merit, so thought he could use me to get an in...he’s a fucking idiot...he’d end up being killed the minute they send him on a solo mission.”

 

“Oh, Erena, I’m sorry. It’s not always like this-“

 

“It’s fine, Itachi. I’ve learned my lesson. You know, at least ROOT were clear they were using you. You were only ever a tool, and you knew that. They were shady as fuck, but they didn’t lie...I had accepted that the village only wants to use me, but you made me think I should give them a chance, you know?”

 

“Erena, just because one idiot thought you were a path to an easy promotion...”Shisui started.

 

“No, it’s fine. I have you guys...I know the people I can trust...the ones that care for me. I don’t need anyone else.”

 

They shared a sad look before they both offered me hands to get up.

 

“Come on. If you’re done sitting in the dirt, we can at least go out for dinner...I’m guessing you wouldn’t say no to a whole dinner of dango?”

 

I grinned and they pulled me up. “Between me and Itachi I feel sorry for the place.”

 


 

The next morning, I met Gai as normal. He didn’t mention anything about the night before during our training session, and neither did I. I was more than a little pissed at him, and didn’t understand what he was pulling by dragging Kakashi there.

 

I didn’t actually talk to him much during, and whenever he did try, my answers were short. I tried to keep it as close to training as possible. At the end, I could tell he was getting frustrated with my lack of conversation.

 

“Erena! I must apologise for my most Unyouthful behaviour! I only had concern for a friend, and I did not mean to add to your plight! When I am able, I will run around the village one hundred times for failure as a friend!”

 

I sighed. Goddamn Gai and his inability for me to stay mad at him. No one did apologies quite like him.

 

“Look, whatever Gai...lets just forget it. But why Kakashi? Seriously? Out of all of the annoying idiots in the village, you had to bring him?”

 

He at least looked a little sheepish. “While I needed a companion, Kakashi needed a distraction. I had hoping to solve two problems at once, and did not anticipate that his presence would cause further distress.”

 

“It’s not so much as cause distress...but he doesn’t trust me as it is, but he has even less reason to. I’m surprised I haven’t been hauled back to T and I after losing control like that.”

 

“You misunderstand, Erena. Kakashi was not angry at you. He was concerned.”

 

“Yes, concerned about what I would do to Ban.” I snorted.

 

“No, he has more faith in you than what you give him credit for. He seemed most angry at that boys Unyouthful behaviour towards you.”

 

“Well, that makes no sense.”

 

“While I do not know that true nature of how you received your injury, I am aware that my rival does. I believe that it still plagues him...so you see, we are now also rivals in protecting you! Even if only from Unyouthful Chuunin!” He grinned.

 

I gave a faint smile and snorted. “Well, you don’t need to worry about that anymore. Now come on...I ran for ten minutes last night and it flattened me. It was so embarrassing...”

 

After that the topic was forgotten, and Gai was more than happy to concentrate on training. He did scold me for running for that long, but also seen it as further motivation as I did not have a heart attack...great. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, I suppose?

 

I suspected my time at the Jounin Command Centre was soon to be at a close. That day I also discovered two plants who were working together. One was in tactical, and the other was in archives. They were funnelling out unrelated information too regularly to be a coincidence. I couldn’t tell where they were funnelling to, but that was not my assignment. Shikaku kept me in place a little longer to monitor, while ANBU did their own investigation as to their purpose. If they found any other potential leaks in other areas, I may get sent there to weed out further traitors. Fine my me...I also informed him of the substandard file sent to Itachi and Shisui for their next mission, which already made me suspicious of sabotage. If I was right, I was either going to be sent to Intelligence or ANBU next.

 

After my conversation with Gai in the morning, I decided to confront Kakashi. Now, I hated confrontation, but I felt like I needed to. After how things were left at the Detention centre, then the night before, I’d feel more awkward the longer things were left. The problem was I had no idea where to find the guy. I wasn’t exactly pals with him, I we hadn’t really spoken outside of our duty before. Despite this, he was one of the only ones I could actually trust to have my back.

 

I sent feelers out through my Infiltration Corps (they were such good little busybodies), and I received a reply less than an hour later to say he was at the memorial stone.

 

I headed straight there, hoping to catch him before he left. When I got there, he was still standing in front of it, with a defeated posture.

 

“Wow, you really get the prize for being a self-flagellating bastard, don’t you? Masochistic, much?” I said.

 

He tensed and turned around. “Sorry if you don’t understand. I know basic human emotions like regret missed you when they were being passed out.”

 

“Ouch. You know, I actually have the full repertoire of emotions available. I just don’t focus on only the depressing ones. You might want to give it a go.”

 

He snorted. “The day I take mental health advice from you is the day I check myself into psyche.”

 

“Let’s be honest, it’s probably the best place for both of us, but denial is a wonderful thing.”

 

“Mah, no argument from me...now, what do I owe for this displeasure?”

 

I gave him a lop sided smile. “I just wanted to apologise for last night...It was an isolated incident and won’t happen again.”

 

He narrowed his eye at me. “You mean the use of chopstick as a weapon on a poor unsuspecting chuunin, unleashing your demonic Killing Intent in a public setting or generally being an overly emotional teenage girl?”

 

“Ugh...when you put it like that, it sounds worse than what I thought of in my head. But I guess all of it? Especially the teenage girl part. There is no excuse for that whatsoever.”

 

“Except the part where you are a teenager and a girl?”

 

“Don’t remind me. I’m annoyed by myself.”

 

He shrugged. “Mah, don’t worry about it. No one got hurt except the table...I think I’ve anyone is due an emotional outburst, it’s you.”

 

It was my turn to narrow my eyes at him. “And what is that supposed to mean?”

 

“As you said, psyche is probably the best place for both of us.”

 

I didn’t say anything in reply...I didn’t think I needed to. I could have gone looking for an argument, but I’d said my piece and got what I came for. Instead, I walked over to him and sat in front of the memorial stone...come to think of it, it’s probably the first time I’d actually looked at it.

 

I sat, and he stood, in silence for a while until he spoke. “How did you do it?”

 

“Hmm, come again?” I asked.

 

“Break free of ROOTs hold, start your rebellion...free the others from Danzo’s grasp? All of it, any of it?”

 

I tilted my head at him. “I don’t think that’s what you’re really asking, is it?”

 

He sighed and lowered his head.

 

“I know you don’t want to talk about it, so I won’t make you.”

 

Ah. Obito. The only topic which I wanted to avoid with him.

 

“Just spit it out.”

 

“Erena...I don’t want-“

 

“Kakashi...I won’t ask twice. You’ve actually been a decent human being in this conversation, so allow me to extend the courtesy.”

 

He paused for a while, seeming to contemplate the matter.

 

“I can’t excuse what he’s done...to the village and to you. But he is my friend. And all I might have left. He’s...seen the error of his ways, but he’s lost and I don’t know if I’ll get him back.”

 

I snorted. “That’s it?”

 

“That’s it? Look, I didn’t say that to be ridiculed by some...”

 

“No no, hold off on the insults, please. I’m being genuine. Is that it? All you want is to get your friend back?”

 

“Yes,” he said through gritted teeth.

 

“Has the Hokage decided what’s going to happen to him?”

 

He sighed. “Nothing is confirmed. But it’s unlikely they will execute him...despite all he has done, it’s still an asset and could be useful in the future.”

 

“Then we can work with that,” I said, and Kakashi snapped his head at me. “You actually respected my experience enough to ask for my help. Whether or not I like the bastard has very little weight on my decision. Tell me, will you vouch for him?”

 

He nodded.

 

“The friend you want back doesn’t exist at the moment.” Kakashi frowned at me. “He won’t exist while he’s kept in confinement. Right now he is empty - his whole belief structure has been smashed, and he’ll be sitting there wallowing in guilt and self pity. He needs to be reminded about what he had before. Who he was before.”

 

“But how?”

 

“The same way I broke ROOT. By finding their joy again.”

 


 

It wasn’t easy, but we were able to petition to the Hokage for him to be released into Kakashi’s custody for a couple of hours a week. I developed a chakra restraining band, and a cuff that meant he could only be two metres from Kakashi or he would be rendered unconscious. Apparently he had a special Sharingan, and I had to confer with Fugaku in order to ensure this would also work against that. I had to make a couple of strange adjustments (like ensuring one foot on the ground at all times, and something about it working in different planes of reality? What were these freaky Uchiha up to?), before it reached his approval.

 

Everything was strictly on the down low, and only a select few actually knew about it - which didn’t include Itachi and Shisui. They were going to blow their tops when they found out, but I’d deal with that when it happened. Better to ask forgiveness than permission!

 

When the day came, I told Kakashi to take an hour to explore the village before meeting me at a seat below the Hokage monument, with a great view. I also didn’t want him to tell Obito of my involvement in everything, as I suspected he wouldn’t agree.

 

Right on time, Kakashi and Obito arrived, with Obito in a henge. He still looked like an Uchiha, but several features were altered. Obito tensed as he saw me, and gave Kakashi a concerned look - like he was concerned about my reaction.

 

“Mah, been waiting here long?” Kakashi asked lazily, ignoring Obito’s stressful gaze.

 

“Nope, you’re both right on time. How you doing Obito? Feeling less murdery today?” I grinned and waved. Inside my stomach was churning, but I wouldn’t let them see. Kakashi needed this.

 

“I’m well, thank you. And yourself.”

 

“Splendid, thank you.” I gestured to the bench. “Now come sit down. You’re about to see my training in action.”

 

“Training? I was under the impression you were still benched?” Kakashi asked. He still didn’t know about Gai’s sessions with me, it seemed.

 

“Figuratively and literally,” I made a dramatic motion indicating the bench.

 

“Why are you off duty?” Obito asked, confused. I guess to him I looked perfectly fine. I saw Kakashi wince.

 

“Slight side effect of having a katana through your heart. Takes a while to get over, you know?”

 

He paled. “I’m so-“

 

“Oh, zip it, mister. I’m sure Kakashi will tell you, I’m a stubborn cow and a bit weird. Actions speak louder than words, in my book, so don’t bother with your meaningless apologies until you can prove it.” I stopped my tirade and immediately perked up when I saw something in the corner of my eye. “Oh look! Better sit down, quick!” I grinned.

 

“Is she okay?” I heard Obito whisper to Kakashi.

 

“Not even in the slightest,” he replied happily.

 

“Hey! I heard that!” I grinned.

 

As if on cue, I heard a few faint ‘pops’ in the distance. In an instant, the Hokage Mountain disappeared under a thick fog. I grinned, and I saw Kakashi and Obito stand.

 

“Three...two...one...” I counted down. The fog lifted.

 

The Mountain was heavily and thoroughly graffitied. Moustaches and beards were drawn where they shouldn’t, and the place looked like a paint box had vomited on it. Perhaps my favourite, was a pink face Minato with bright green hair.

 

“What the...is sensei’s hair green? Just like at the training ground!” I saw Obito smile, as though he was holding back a laugh. I slid Kakashi a sideways glance, which he returned.

 

“Woo hoo! That was amazing, dattebayo!” A blond creature, covered head to toe in wet paint came barrelling over, and ran straight into me with some force. I let out a faint ‘ooft’ as I caught him. “Did you see it? What do you think? Even Sasuke-teme can’t call me lame this time!”

 

“It was perfect,” I giggled. “Well done!”

 

“And the Fourth? I did it just as you said! Same colour you used and everything!”

 

I heard a started gasp leave Obito, turned to give him a sly smile before returning to Naruto.

 

“It’s just perfect! Looks just like him! Now - I should introduce you to my friends here! Naruto, meet Kakashi and...Tobi, is it? Kakashi and Tobi, meet Naruto!”

 

Chapter 28: Bonds arc: part 8

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To say I got into trouble for introducing Obito to Naruto was an understatement. The Hokage was fuming. Like, there would be steam coming out of his ears if it was physically possible. His face went all red and blotchy and I was concerned he would have a heart attack (even if that was my trick at the moment).

 

And for the first time since I had met him, I didn’t even try and argue. I was one hundred percent in the wrong and it was a super dangerous move. I didn’t know Obito, and Kakashi was emotionally compromised...but I still did it. Things could have gone really wrong -  I tried to convince myself that I had everything under control and every possibility was considered, but I was being reckless and I knew it. It wasn’t like me at all, and I did feel a little bad...but I couldn’t say I wouldn’t do it again.

 

Thankfully, Kakashi was spared from the same treatment as me due to the fact I had not informed him of my plan beforehand. He was just as shocked by Narutos appearance as Obito...but I will admit this was more of a punishment for him. He had avoided Naruto, his beloved senseis son, out of guilt, for his whole life...and that didn’t sit well in my book.

 

So guess what? Kakashi. There’s no escape now, you emotionally constipated prick.

 

Naruto had immediately found the two of them super interesting, and decide to make it his mission to see what was going on under Kakashis mask. I fully supported his decision and wish him the best of luck...If looks could kill, I’m pretty sure Kakashi would have turned me into a pile of ash.

 

And then Obito laughed and it was like a spell had broken.

 

Kakashi asked for my help with Obito, and he got it. Even if he didn’t approve of my methods, he couldn’t deny it was effective.

 

There was also an unforeseen consequence of the plan, too. Obito not only found his joy in Naruto, but vowed to protect him until the end of his days. All of the guilt he had for his sensei, he redirected to try and protect his sensei’s legacy...when I told his actions speak louder than words, this was exactly what I meant. I approved, and hoped he kept his promises.

 

Now, as punishment for my recklessness and endangering Naruto, I was sadly sent on a little trip to T and I for assessment, and confinement for a week. I cursed the Hokage for this - there was nothing else he could threaten me with, and he knew it. But solitary confinement? It was going to be brutal. I slipped up last time by telling him how much it bothered me.

 

Because of the nature of what I did, the only people that knew about it were Kakashi, the Hokage, Inoichi and whatever T and I goons were going to be in charge of me. As far as everyone else was concerned,I’d be away on a short term mission.

 

I was manhandled down to T and I and shoved in a little room until Inoichi came in. When he did, he had a look of severe disappointment on his face. “That was very stupid, Erena.,” he said.

 

“I know....its done now though. You do the crime, you do the time,” I shrugged.

 

“Before you do, you are aware I have been ordered to perform a mind walk on you? The Hokage would like to make sure there are no signs of interference and that you are not a traitor to Konoha. Do you consent?”

 

It was just a formality, but I appreciated it. “Sure, feel free. Just the same as the last time?” I was referring to when the Yamanaka tried during my last interrogation, and got no where.

 

“It is likely, yes. I may call upon your consciousness if there is...difficulty. Will I likely face resistance?”

 

“Nah, you’re cool. I don’t mind”

 

“Thank you. I hope I deserve your trust.”

 

I gave him a small smile, then faded out.

 

I woke up feeling fuzzy, and lifted my head. I had to blink a few times before my eyes cleared.

 

Inoichi was still sitting across from me, looking concerned.

 

“What’s up buttercup?” I said, then moved my neck. “Fuck that hurts...how long was I out?”

 

“About three hours,” Inoichi replied, he sounded exhausted. “You have a very...interesting mindscape. It took a while to manoeuvre.”

 

“Good interesting or bad interesting?”

 

“Just interesting. It is certainly different, but I was successful in my task.”

 

“Sooooo...can you tell me? Or is it super secret? I’m on the edge of my seat here.”

 

He sighed. “Your mind is unique. As discussed before, you have different levels of your consciousness...but it is more than that. You are capable of having multiple thoughts at once, and merge them...it made for a very confusing mind walk, as I was unable to concentrate on one alone. Your mind is incapable of being still, and it’s a wonder you are able to concentrate and keep your attention on one thing for any period of time.”

 

“So my brains hyperactive and is a pro at juggling? That sounds cool. I wonder if that’s means I’d actually be good at real juggling - think I should try it?”

 

He looked at me before rolling his eyes. “You also have perfect recall with ease - it’s like one of your thought streams will pause to retrieve the information while the others continue.”

 

“That I knew,” I nodded. “People seem to think I’m their personal library. It’s annoying.”

 

“There is more to it than that, but it would take me decades to catalogue. There was an area I could not decipher, but it was interesting...it was almost the origin of your personality, but different somehow. Anyway, I digress...From what I saw, it explains a lot of your character and skills. You could be capable of so much more, but you lack ambition...from what I saw, the Hokage has no reason to be concerned by you. You are loyal to the people, not the idea of Konoha. While that would normally be concerning, you also hold no ill will...in fact, quite the opposite.”

 

“So...does that mean I’m free to go? Because that would be super!” I said hopefully.

 

He smiled softly. “That is not my decision, unfortunately. While you meant no ill will, you still made a mistake. Even if you understand and accept that, there are consquences.”

 

I sighed. “Sure. Why not? But does it have to be solitary confinement? It’s just the worst.”

 

“That is not my decision, either. It does seem unusual, but I’m sure the Hokage has his reasons.”

 

“Yeh, it’s called being a power hungry prick. Seriously, I think this is just payback for will my previous cheek.”

 

“You should not speak of the Hokage with such disrespect, Erena.”

 

“Tell me why? Can you honestly think that the punishment fits? Anyone else would have their knuckles rapped, and I get a round of mental torture.”

 

“Trust me, Erena, you do not understand mental torture,” Inoichi said gravely.

 

“Trust me, Inoichi, you do not understand what this will do. You said I’ve got a hyperactive mind? What will that hyperactive mind do with no stimulation?”

 

“It won’t be that bad, Erena. It’s only a week.”

 

“Uh huh, sure...listen...can we just crack on? The sooner I go in, the sooner I get out.”

 

“Erena...”

 

“Look, are we done here, or do you need something else? I’ve got a very busy schedule and places to be.” I crossed my arms.

 

Inoichi made a hand signal, then the doors opened. I stood up and followed the guard out without another word.

 


 

 

As I expected, it was awful. I was placed in a dark cell, no lighting, and the only interaction I had with anyone was when the meal tray that was delivered twice a day. I wasn’t given any cutlery and was forced to eat with my hands.

 

There was a small sink and a toilet in the corner, so as least I had access to basic facilities- even if I couldn’t see them. I’m not sure this was normal? 

 

After three days I lost track of time, and could only tell how long it passed via the food deliveries. On day four my brain started to feel fuzzy and I didn’t want to think anymore. Is it possible to have an itchy brain? Because I had it, if it was. It felt itchy and buzzing in my skull.

 

When the next food tray came, I tried to make contact.

 

“Um...hello? I know it’s not time yet, but I feel really funny? I don’t think I’m meant to feel funny? I’m not sure this is okay? Can I get someone to check me out? I’m not one to look for medical attention but I don’t think this is normal. Hello?”

 

I never got a reply.

 

After that the buzzing got stronger, and unbearable. I started to concentrate inwards to remove myself from it, and became wrapped up in my own thoughts...not that I could actually tell you what I was thinking of, but it was everything but the itchy feeling. At some point, I didn’t feel it at all...and didn’t feel anything at all. It was peaceful.

 

Erena? Erena, can you hear me?!

 

I heard a sound, but that couldn’t be right. It reminded me of the buzzing so I ignored it.

 

Erena? Can you open your eyes?

 

I was content in my swirl of thoughts, but voices came through every now and then. There was an influx of light and an unfocused face, as someone lifted my eyelids, but I only vaguely noticed it.

 

“Shit. I’m getting normal physical responses but it’s like she’s catatonic. We need to move her, and get Inoichi. He was the last one to speak with her. When did she start rejecting the meals? What? And you didn’t report it?

 

Everything went fuzzy and quiet again for a while. I heard shuffling and mumbled voices, but nothing breached any conscious thoughts. I knew they were there, but didn’t see any need in replying.

 

“Explain what happened...When was this?...she said what?...Since when did we refuse medical attention to prisoners?...Any refusal of meals should have been marked and reported...this is gross negligence. You are dismissed immediately, and a formal investigation will be started...now get the fuck out!”

 

“Erena, if you can hear me I need you to let me know?”

 

“Get a medic. I want her checked. I need to do a mindwalk and need to know it it’s safe.”

 

Not long after, there was a pulling at my mind. Thoughts were pushed and pulled...almost like they were being unravelled, or knots being undone. I started to feel the itchy feeling return and tried to hide again. Suddenly, there was a feeling like a ‘snap’ and it felt like a fog had been lifted.

 

“Erena, can you open your eyes for me?” I heard a soft voice speak.

 

I opened my eyes and blinked, finding Inoichi right in front of me, his hands to the side of my face.

 

“Umm...not that you aren’t pretty to look at and all, but why are you so close? It’s a bit freaky.”

 

He let out a laugh and pulled back. “Welcome back.”

 

I frowned. “Where did I go? Was it somewhere nice?”

 

He rubbed his head and looked down. “It appears we owe you an apology. You had an intense reaction to your confinement, which resulted in dissociation. Your mind retreated into itself...you asked for help, but it was not answered. There is no excuse.”

 

Huh, that’s what that weird feeling was?

 

“Hey, it’s cool...I’m fine, right? No harm, no foul.”

 

“You should not be so casual about it. Had I not already been familiar with your mindscape, it may not have been possible to resolve.”

 

“Well, good thing you are a nosey bastard then, isn’t it? Look, it’s fine. If it’s all the same, I think I’d like to go, if I’m allowed? I think I’m over this whole T and I thing.”

 

He sighed. “I understand. I will take you back to Shikaku, but I will need to check on you tomorrow. There will be an investigation into the incident and you will be required to give a statement.”

 

“Sounds great...but can I go, like, now?” For some reason, I was starting to feel a little stressed out by still being here. It must have read on my face, because Inoichi’s face went grim.

 

I was directed towards a change of clothes and he walked me home. I felt exhausted, but didn’t understand why. At one point i felt a little faint, but didn’t want to stop- I knew he’d end up hauling my ass to the hospital, and I had spent enough time there, thank you very much.

 

When I got home, I made myself known. Shikamaru came bounding to me (well, it counted as bounded as far as he was concerned...brisk walking would probably describe it in anyone else), and looked like he was about to hug me before he saw Inoichi.

 

“Dad! Erena got herself in trouble again!”

 

I groaned while Inoichi chuckled.

 

“Why are you so troublesome? It’s not normal.”

 

“I know, Shika, I know,” I agreed.

 

When Shikaku came into the hallway, he raised an eyebrow at his friend.

 

“I’m not going to like this, am I?”

 

Inoichi gave a little mouth shrug. “Probably not,” and we followed him to his office.

 

Inoichi explained everything - from my punishment, to the first mind walk at the aftermath of my solitary confinement. Shikaku be mad.

 

“Why was this allowed to happen in the first place? Why wasn’t I informed?”

 

“I’m afraid I can’t answer that, Shikaku. I tried my best to lower the sentence after the mindwalk, but the Hokage was determined than punishment be served.”

 

“This isn’t just about the incident with the Jinchuriki . It goes back to the Danzo situation...he’s been unable to assert his power on her, and he’s grasping at what he can.”

 

“Told you,” I said to Inoichi. He gave me a dry look. What? I had!

 

“Look, as your friend, this is dangerous ground to tread on. I would advise you to leave it. As your colleague, I can tell you a formal investigation it underway. But for now, we have to concentrate on Erena.”

 

Shikaku frowned. “What do you mean? It’s over with now.”

 

“I’m concerned that the problem is not fulled resolved yet. There is still the risk she could dissociate again. I will reexamine her, but she will need constant supervision for the next few days, and constant stimulation.”

 

“Err...what about sleep?” I asked.

 

“I want you to be checked on an hourly basis, not dissimilar to those with concussions. And even then, I still want input - whether it is music or talking.”

 

“This sounds exhausting...” I was not going to enjoy this.

 

Sure enough, I hated it. Once it hit bedtime, Yoshino and Shikaku took turns to wake me every hour. When it hit early morning, I was so exhausted I forgot to reply, resulting in a forceful shake, and giving them a very impolite “fuck off!”

 

The morning wasn’t any better. Considering Nara’s aren’t morning people at the best of times, a sleep deprived Nara is even less of one. Only Shikamaru seemed in good spirits - and considering he was grumpy if awake before lunchtime, that didn’t bode well.

 

Shikaku still had work to go to, but took me with him. Inoichi agreed to meet us at the office. I sat in a comfortable seat in Shikaku’s room while I waited for him. While there, I tuned out Shikaku’s complaining about rosters and fell asleep. It was probably the most peaceful one I had managed for a week, except for a faint buzzing, until I felt a probing on my mind, and awoke to cold hands gripping my head.

 

“What the fuck? I was just having a nap!” I seethed.

 

Inoichi sighed. “No you weren’t...did you not hear us?”

 

“It was a really good nap?”

 

He shook his head. “Unfortunately not...I didn’t expect you to relapse quite like that, but it is concerning. I think we’ll have to do a more in depth exam.”

 

“What does that mean?” Shikaku asked.

 

“I think we should admit her for full monitoring.”

 

“You’re taking me to psyche?” I was baffled. “Nope, absolutely not. Try it and I’ll set a Yumi on you. He’s very protective.”

 

Out of everything I had been through, I was not allowing this stupid incident to define me. I often joked about needing to go to psyche, but they were just jokes. And now I was being taken because I had a good nap?

 

“Erena, this could be serious,” Shikaku said. He looked concerned. Goddammit. I hated it when he looked like that.

 

“Fine.” I crossed my arms. “But if this gets found out, I’m holding you responsible.

 

Inoichi smiled at me. “If that’s what it takes.” I had a feeling he was placating me like a shrink, but whatever.

 

We headed straight there, and Shikaku told me he’d bring things over later. I tried not to think about it, because it meant I could be there for a while.

 

“Erena! You’re back!” Itachi had terrible timing. He was walking with Fugaku when he saw me, and broke off and ran over.

 

I gave him a gentle wave, and tried to hide how embarrassed I felt.

 

“Oh, I’m sorry Yamanaka-sama!” Itachi said, after noticing I was walking with Inoichi. “I did not mean to interrupt.”

 

“Don’t worry, Itachi. We’re just taking a stroll.”

 

“Inoichi? Good morning.” Fugaku greeted. “Surprising to see you out of your cave at this time of day.” He raised an eyebrow in query.

 

“Fugaku, nice to see you. Ah, don’t worry, I was just doing a little housecall.”

 

“Housecall?”

 

“Mmmm...a more personal problem required my skills.”

 

Inoichi was trying to be vague, but Fugaku was not chief of police for no reason. His eyes flashed to me briefly. “Should there be something we should worry about?”

 

Inoichi looked from Fugaku to me, then to Itachi and back. “Oh, no...probably nothing. More of a precaution, really.”

 

“Hmmm?” Fugaku raised an eyebrow at him again. Itachi, just starting to realise the conversation had something to do with me, looked at me with concern.

 

“Erena, what’s going on?”

 

I huffed, annoyed. I knew this would happen.

 

“Nothing to worry about. Just a little side effect from a particularly bad genjutsu. We just need to go in for a bit of monitoring,” Inoichi replied.

 

At this the Uchiha looked concerned. Seriously, Inoichi - this was your cover story? To the Uchiha? I thought he was smart.

 

“A genjutsu? That requires monitoring from the head of the Yamanaka clan? That doesn’t sound like nothing to worry about...do you require assistance in any way? I am happy to recommend our clans foremost genjutsu specialist.” And coming from the clan of genjutsu specialists, that wasn’t a small thing. It was sweet, really.

 

“I’m fine, really.” I butted in. “The genjutsu is gone, but I’m just having trouble sleeping. Shikaku’s just being a worrywart and recruited Inoichi. It’s a massive overreaction and I’m just mad at Inoichi for feeding into Shikaku’s paranoia.”

 

They all gave me a sceptical glance before looking at Inoichi, at which he gave them a lopsided smile. “What she said. Now, if you’ll excuse us. Itachi, perhaps you would like to visit later?”

 

Itachi gave a single curt nod before looking at me. Great, I was in for question time later.

 

“See ya!” I called out, as we turned around. I turned to Inoichi and hissed under my breath, “You know my threat earlier, about if this gets out? You’re in for a world of pain.”

 

He laughed whole heartedly. What about this was funny? I hated it when people didn’t take my threats seriously.

 

When we entered the Psychiatric facility, I was surprised how unassuming it was. It looked homely...as far from a clinical environment as you could get. We walked past the small reception area and walked down a hall. The ground floor was clearly the more public and day patient area, as it looked like there were lots of offices and meeting rooms...no patient rooms in sight.

 

We weaved through a few areas, and headed downstairs. After two flights, we exited. Ah, now here was the money maker. The corridor was lined with solid steel doors, and there were guards and clinicians littered around.

 

“If you think you’re putting me in one of those cells, you better think again,” I whispered. I was not trading one cell in for another.

 

“Don’t worry, Erena. I am simply collecting a few things.”

 

He took me to an office area and greeted the people within. He approached a woman in the corner.

 

“Hello, Ria. I need a observation room for seventy two hours, is obs room three clear? And also, three personnel to assist in twenty four hour monitoring, with high security level. Voluntary inpatient Nakahara Erena, minimal threat, low security concern.”

 

She looked at Inoichi, then looked at me and back again. “Sounds like a fun one, how do you always find them? Sure, obs room three is clear. I’ll send your lackeys up for a debrief in an hour. Any visitors to be authorised?”

 

“Nara Shikaku, Nara Yoshino, Uchiha Itachi...anyone else?” He looked at me.

 

“Um...I guess you better add Shisui to the list, or I’d never hear the end of it. And Yumi? Once he finds out he’ll have kittens. Other than that, I’d prefer to keep it on the down low.” Not that anyone else would notice anyway.

 

“Got it. Uchiha Shisui, I take it? And Yumi got a family name.”

 

“Nope. Just Yumi.” Post-ROOT, some had taken up their old family names, or chosen new ones. Yumi and Kutsu were ones who opted without, as they didn’t feel their names had any bearing on their identity. They knew who they were, and didn’t need anything else to define them.

 

She handed me some forms for me to fill in, and then we headed back up stairs, this time to the fourth floor. This looked more like it - it looked like a hotel corridor, and the open rooms looked nice. You wouldn’t think they were anything out of the ordinary, except there were bars on the windows, and the doors locked from the outside.

 

My room was a decent size, and had normal amenities like a dining table, desk, and even a filled bookcase. There were several pictures on the walls-which weren’t pictures at all. They were clearly decoys to hide spying on the inside.

 

“Cosy.” I muttered.

 

“That’s the idea. There are many levels to what we do here, and often a softer approach is necessary. Now, first I will ask you a few questions, then I’d like to perform another mindwalk, if that is okay? Yesterday only allowed me to fix the immediate problem - I could not determine the cause.”

 

After that, I then got introduced to Inoichi in shrink-mode. I was asked from everything from my childhood, to relationship with Danzo, ROOT training and beyond. Despite his trained poker face, it was clear he didn’t like a few of my answers - whether it was sadness, worry or anger. When I described my time in solitary, I found it difficult to fully describe the sensation, but that the fuzzy and buzzing feeling was the most memorable.

 

“And that buzzing...you felt it in Shikaku’s office, too?”

 

“Yes, the buzzy itchy brain feeling.”

 

He frowned and leaned back on his chair. “If you start to notice that, I want you to try and signal - in anyway. It may be a precursor to your dissociation...now, after this, we will have a few more things to discuss. I am concerned, Erena, and not just about this. I am upset with myself that I haven’t spoken to you sooner. Everyone from ROOT has been to see us here, but you managed to slip the net, even despite the fact I see you fairly regularly.”

 

“But I got assessed at the beginning?”

 

“That was more of a threat assessment. You have been through a lot, and have been trained in hiding your emotions...there is more at stake than just your physical well-being. Your mental health is also important.”

 

I shrugged. “I’m fine, really.”

 

His face softened. “No, Erena, you are not. And it’s okay to admit it.”

 

After this, I changed the topic, and asked him if he would just get the mindwalk over any done with. As expected, he found nothing - but was still intrigued by the structure of my processes and thought they were to blame for my reaction, but couldn’t explain why I had a relapse. There was a complicated section he still couldn’t decode, but that was unchanged.

 

He had other work to do, and left me alone after my assessment. I was allowed to do whatever I wanted, as long as I stayed within the confinement’s of the room, but was advised not to fall asleep.

 

I decided to start to read the books available, while waiting for Shikaku and Itachi. Considering...this was still like T and I, but with books and better company, I felt a little cheated.

 

I heard a knock on the door sometime in the early afternoon - a friendly looking chuunin came in and asked if I would receive a visitor from a Hatake Kakashi. Huh. That was unexpected but I accepted.

 

Soon after, Kakashi entered the room. His usual nonchalant posture was replaced by clear unease and he started to assess me as soon as he walked in. I could tell he was about to speak. I didn’t know what he was going to say, so gave a quick subtle ANBU hand sign telling him we were being watched.

 

He cleared his throat. “So...I heard that you ran into a problem with a genjutsu while on your mission?” he asked. He sounded uninterested, but his question was clear.

 

“It’s okay. You don’t have to be that vague here. I had a slight issue due to my time in confinement...I’m just here to get it checked out. What you doing here, anyway? I’m surprised they didn’t take the chance to lock you up as soon as you stepped through the doors.” I attempted to kid.

 

“What do you mean ‘slight issue’?” He wasn’t letting it go. What was with the sudden concern?

 

“Umm...like a bit of a broken brain? I’ve been dissociating.”

 

“Because of your punishment? But why? What happened?”

 

I gestured for him to sit down-his rigid stance was making me feel nervous. He ignored me.

 

“Solitary confinement was not for me,” I shrugged. “Otherwise no clue. That’s why I’m here.”

 

“Erena, this is because of me-“

 

“What have I said about your self flagellating bullshit? Calm down. It’s not your fault my mind is so screwy even Inoichi can’t figure it out yet. This is more to do with me being a freak of nature than anything else. I’m here, it’s my choice, the end.”

 

He looked at me for a second before his shoulders drooped. “I always knew you were a freak. Guess it’s now official?” He tried to lighten his tone, but it was clear he was still upset.

 

“Correct, I’m now certified. Now, Grumpy-san, are you going to stop feeling sorry for yourself and keep me entertained, or am I going to have to get you thrown out? I’m pretty sure I have that power, and I’m not afraid to abuse it.” I grinned.

 

He didn’t seem to want to stay, but I figured I’d play on his guilt a little more. Reading these crappy books can only last for so long, and I really enjoyed annoying Kakashi. He only stayed for half an hour, but it’s more than I thought he would. We didn’t actually talk about anything in particular, but insulting each other back and forth. He seemed lighter when he left, even if he did give me a concerned glance as he walked out the door.

 

“Oh, fuck off,” I said. “I’ll be fine. Now shoo, before they realise your still here and give you your own padded cell.”

 

Not long after that Itachi arrived, and I had to put up with the same worried crap from him. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get away with getting him to drop it. I hated the fact I was lying to him too, but I couldn’t tell him about my time in T and I without explaining why, and that was a big no-no.

 

He immediately asked for details of my ‘mission’ and who and who put me under a genjutsu. Thankfully, ‘classified’ was a reasonable answer...and technically not incorrect. That seemed to frustrate him.

 

“Why is so much of your life classified?” He huffed, crossing his arms while sitting on my bed. “One day I’m going to make you tell me everything.”

 

“Yeh, yeh,” I waved him off. “Good luck with that.”

 

Itachi was probably the one person I trusted most in the world - he had never let me down even once, and I suspected that he never would. I wished I could tell him everything, but between gag orders from the Hokage and my own self doubt, I couldn’t.

 

I really wished his security clearance was higher, or even that he was more aware of the inner workings of the higher political circles. He had never shown an interest in things like that, except what his father had forced him to know in order to be clan leader one day. He understood people well, and had the type of insight into matters people could only dream of. Heck, he would probably be able to take over now and do a stellar job. In a few years time he’d probably have enough insight to run a small country.

 

Or a village.

 

Huh. Why didn’t I think of this before?

 

I grinned at Itachi and his expression changed from concerned and annoyed to nervous in a second.

 

“What are you thinking, Erena? Nothing good comes of that look. That look only means bad things for me. Stop it.”

 

I scooted over and hugged him. “Very, very bad things for you.” I laughed under my breath. “But not right now.”

 

He sighed. “I know you are trying to change the subject but it won’t work. What can you tell me, if it’s all classified?”

 

I thought for a second. “Not much. Basically, I’m not allowed to sleep at the moment. My mind has been dissociating and they don’t know why. I was catatonic when Inoichi got to me, and he had to pull me out.”

 

His brows furrowed, and he leaned away to get a better look at me. “But that doens’t make sense, genjutsu don’t work that way. They shouldn’t leave an ongoing effect on your mind if they are truly broken.”

 

“But what if it broke my mind?”

 

He looked startled. “There are very few genjutsu that can do it to that extreme. I only know of-“ he broke what ever his train of thought was and clammed up. Oh, he was keeping something from me, was he? Interesting...”But that would be impossible.”

 

I grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him back to lean against the wall. “Can we stop the hows and whys thing for a while? I’d prefer to talk about something more fun. Like, why were you and Fugaku having a friendly stroll in the morning? He’s a workaholic, but spending time with you instead of work? That tells me something happened...something promotion-like happened?” I gave him side eye.

 

He relaxed into the wall and through his arms around him in a defensive action and sighed. “I received confirmation of my Jounin promotion this morning.” He seemed embarrassed, bless him!

 

“That’s amazing, congrats!” I bounced on the bed and went to hug him, which he grudgingly accepted. I flexed my neck and regarded him. “You don’t look happy, what’s the matter?”

 

He looked at me and gave me a gentle smile. “Nothing gets past you, does it?”

 

“Very little.” I agreed.

 

“Now I’m jounin, my missions are going to be different. My father wants me to drop the team expeditions.” He meant ANBU, but wasn’t willing to say in a monitored environment. “And take high visibility solo missions. Something about how it’ll be better for my reputation and the clan.”

 

I scoffed. “Fugaku is clueless. Don’t worry, leave him to me. In fact, leave everything to me, I got this.”

 

“Erena, thank you but you don’t have the ability to control my missions. Or my father.” He gave me a defeated look but I just smiled in reply.

 

“You really don’t have a clue what I do, do you?” He looked at me, confused. “I problem solve. And if my best friend has a problem, you’re going to bet I’m gonna solve the shit out of it. I’ve already got a plan, hell...I had a plan before you even brought it up. So sit down, shut up, and let me work my magic.”

 

He let out a soundless laugh. “I’m already sitting down.” I smacked him on the head.

 

“None of that!” I nestled my head into the crook of his neck. He was taller than me, and it was uncomfortable - he must have known as he scooted down to lower himself. “Mmm...now, what else has been going on the last week? Shisui got himself a new flavour of the month yet?”

 

After that, we abandoned all serious chat, and he started talking about village gossip. He tried to play uninterested, but he picked up on so much. From Shisui’s new chuunin girlfriend (“I give it two weeks before she gets fed up with his shit”, “really? I gave it one.”), to Naruto and Sasuke’s new hobby in practicing fire jutsu (“To say my father regrets including Naruto in on that training session in an understatement. I doubt we’ll have much garden left soon”), to random peoples home life news.

 

There was something calming about having him drone on about senseless topics, and I found myself relaxing. At the back of my mind, I started to feel the itchy feeling again, and the faint buzz. I was sure I was meant to do something and worry about it, but I was too relaxed to move.

 

...don’t you think, Erena?” I heard, but didn’t move. “Erena?”

 

Suddenly I shifted, and hands gripped my shoulders. My eyes were still open but unfocused, and I only just registered a flash of red in Itachi’s eyes.

 

Erena, look at me?” I knew what he was asking, but I couldn’t. I was hidden back somewhere, and the buzzing was getting stronger.

 

Itachi positioned his face in front of mine, and gripped my face. The red in his eyes changed slightly, and the black spots seemed to merge.

 

“Stop!” I heard from the doorway, before the buzzing suddenly intensified and I lost all awareness.

 


 

Interlude

 

Itachi had made many mistake’s in his life, but befriending Erena was not one of them. Thanks to her, he realised that following his fathers path was not the only option - and that peace was not just a silly dream of a young disillusioned boy.

 

She was ridiculously smart and caring, even if she didn’t see it. He trusted her judgement without any doubt...unless it was in regards to her own safety.

 

But his biggest mistakes did usually revolve around her. He would always regret not checking on her after the Kyuubi attack, leading to her procurement by ROOT, and he would regret not talking her out of her ridiculous plan in Mist. He knew she was stubborn, but he also knew that she would listen to him most of the time.

 

He worried about her mental state of late, but not enough to think she’d end up in the psychiatric facility. She seemed so strong and sure of herself, it never seemed like a possibility. He was more concerned about her withdrawing herself from people, but not enough to think there was more going on.

 

But then to see her zone out and become unresponsive? And because of a genjutsu?

 

While they said that the genjutsu was gone, it shouldn’t have left this much of an impact on her. He suspected there were still traces left behind, but they just couldn’t detect them.

 

Since gaining his Mangekyou after Erena’s attack, Shisui and his father had been helping him develop it. He understood most of it’s capabilities, and one of them was in infiltrating genjutsu, and allowed him to manipulate or break it.

 

Without any hesitation, he activated it on Erena. Unfortunately, he couldn’t detect any trace of a genjutsu, or even any evidence of one being there. But her mind was a storm...everything whirling around, it made him dizzy. But there was one area blocked, almost separate from the rest. He was aware of some genjutsus a ability to alter the mind - was this it? With no other evidence of foul play, he plucked it.

 

He was immediately ejected from her mind, just as he was being pulled back by strong hands. When Erena fell to the side and started convulsing, Itachi’s heart dropped. While a blond figure tried to move her into a safe position, he stilled and couldn’t stop staring.

 

“What did you do?” Yamanaka Inoichi growled at him.

 

“There was a barrier on her mind...I removed it. I thought it was the genjutsu?” He lost any of his confidence int he face of the angry Yamanaka.

 

“You removed a barrier? Do not meddle with people minds unless you know what you are doing! You have no idea what you could have done!” Inoichi gave him a frustrated look before diving over to Erena. Itachi still didn’t move.

 

Erena had stopped moving, but had completely stilled, and was staring upwards with wide eyes. He noticed Inoichi seemed to be attempting his clans mind technique before shaking his head.

 

“I can’t get in.”

 

“What do you mean?” Itachi asked.

 

“I can’t get in. I can’t tell if it’s conscious or not. It’s like there is a seal on her mind. This has never happened before.” He sounded concerned.

 

“Performance issue, Inoichi? It’s not uncommon, you know? No need to be embarrassed.” Itachi snapped his head towards Erena as she spoke. She was still lying down, but seemed otherwise undisturbed by what had just happened.

 

“Erena, are you okay?” Itachi made to move towards her. Inoichi stood back to allow her to get up.

 

“Peachy...” she shook her head. “Did you know the moon has earthquakes? Or I guess it’s moonquakes? How cool is that?”

 

“Erena, what happened? Can you tell me?” Inoichi still sounded concerned.

 

“Oh, you mean just then? Itachi fixed me. I’m good to go,” she grinned. Everyone in the room went quiet.

 

“Erena, it’s not that simple...”

 

“Sure it is! Turns out that my time in solitary confinement,” What?! “Caused my mind to retreat into itself. It didn’t have anything to do, and found a section that should have been inaccessible...So me being me, conscious or not, wanted access to it. The dissociation was just my brains way of trying to concentrate and focus on the task. But then Itachi came in and broke the wall. So boom! Instant fix. My brains now happy that there’s no mystery.”

 

None of that made any sense to Itachi. Solitary confinement?

 

“All the same, I need to check. Will you allow a mind walk?” Inoichi asked.

 

“Ah,” she looked embarrassed. “No can do, I’m afraid. It’s a bit much in there just now. It would probably fry you. I’ve put up a mental Seal until its all stacked away, then you can have at it.”

 

“A mental seal? But thats not possible?”

 

“Why not? You can imagine images and constructs in your mind - I’ve just done the same with a seal. Ain’t no one getting in here unless I want them to,” she tapped her head.

 

“Erena, I cannot simply take your word for it.”

 

She sighed. “Fine, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

 

Inoichi went to enter her mind, and then almost fell back.

 

“What was that?”

 

“Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games!”

 

“I don’t understand...”

 

“What’s your thoughts on reincarnation? Because I think I’m about to blow your mind.”

Notes:

Sorry about the late update, this is the chapter that didn’t want to end!

I took a little artistic licence with Itachis mangekyou, but it’s my story and I do what I want...plus who knows? Itachi had some insane abilities, who is to say it’s not a possibility?

Anyway, I hope you enjoy. There’s a few things to come from this - more plot will be happening soon!

Chapter 29: Bonds arc: part 9

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

My name was Clare and I was a research scientist at a university. I had a joint degree in physics and engineering, a PhD that wasn’t worth the time and money, and I was goddamn good at what I did. I was the only female on my team - considering my fields were very much male dominated, I had to battle egos and misogyny to get any kind of equal playing field. They called me a bitch, I laughed and told them I was the bitch. No one ever forgot it.

 

Then one day, some idiot didn’t screw in a beam properly into the prototype we were building, and it fell and hit me on the head.

 

The next moment I was born as Nakahara Erena. And in a very different world.

 

Now, I was Clare and I wasn’t - from the moment I was born I knew things, but nothing specific about her. Her mind and memories were there, but they weren’t part of me. I had her soul, but I was very much Erena.

 

I recalled reading some books on spiritual energy and souls when I basically lived in the library as a child (I wanted to understand religion and it’s impact on society), and could only now guess that I was Clare reincarnated. From my understanding, this was fairly frequent. Souls were commonly reincarnated, but that didn’t necessarily mean their lives and memories were also passed on.

 

Nope, the fact it was now accessible was all because of me. My reincarnation had nothing to do with my freaky brain, it was just coincidence- and my ability to access Clare’s memories was all to do with my minds way of processing information. Once I explained my theory to Inoichi, he agreed and suspected that my mind secured Clare’s essence away when I was younger, as my brain wasn’t developed enough to process it.

 

And then it realised something was hidden when it was focused on nothing but itself, and wanted access to it. It saw something wrong and was intent on fixing it. When I was in solitary, it noticed a little pocket hidden away - something a lot of people had but would never be able to access - and was determined to unravel it. Even if Itachi hadn’t intervened (and we were going to discuss how he did that later), I would have gotten there eventually.

 

But the good news was, even though I had given Inoichi a sore head and a lot of research to do, he agreed I was free to go...except I had to report once a week for sessions with him...I probably would have managed a way to avoid this, but he said it when Itachi was still present.

 

He totally did that on purpose.

 

After I was free to go, and I felt pretty good. Probably the best I felt in a while. There was just something nice about having an epiphany that explains your existence.

 

Itachi was silent the whole time we walked, even if I felt like I was skipping on clouds.

 

Eventually I couldn’t stand it anymore. Broody Itachi was not allowed. I forced him into a cafe, made a quick order then scribbled a privacy seal on a napkin before activating it (I was impressed it didn’t set on fire, napkins were not built for Chakra conduction).

 

“Turn that frown upside down!”

 

“It’s just a lot to take in.”

 

“You’re telling me? I’ve now got a whole set of other memories swirling around in my head, and a whole other world! They had chocolate ice cream with marshmallows and chocolate chips. I’ve never had chocolate ice cream with marshmallows and chocolate chips, but now I miss it. How fucked up is that?”

 

He gave me a strange look. “That’s your biggest problem?”

 

“Well...I guess? It doesn’t really change anything...does it?” I hadn’t really considered that it would change thing. My knowledge didn’t impact anything here, and I was still the same person.

 

“I don’t know...maybe? It changes everything. Are you even the same person?”

 

I bristled at the question and straightened up. “Why would I not be?”

 

“You were someone else. Did you know?”

 

“I knew something, but I didn’t know specifics. I didn’t really care so didn’t think about it.”

 

“There’s so much I don’t know and understand about you...”

 

I reached out and tried to grasp his hands, but he pulled away. I frowned. “Don’t be like that. You know me.”

 

“Do I?”

 

My eyes widened and I couldn’t think for a minute. “Yes. You’ve known me longer than anyone else. You know me better than anyone else. I don’t keep anything from you on purpose...please believe that.”

 

“And how much more are you keeping from me?”

 

I flinched. “I don’t know. Some things?”

 

“Like?”

 

“I don’t know...” I started to panic. Itachi has never been like this before, he’d never truly confronted me. I always thought our friendship was one of acceptance, but had I asked too much? “Tell me what you want to know, and if I can tell you, I will?”

 

He thought for a second, and his face was blank - typical Uchiha poker face. “There wasn’t a genjutsu, was there? Or a mission? Why were you in solitary confinement?”

 

I sighed. “No...that lie was Inoichi’s stupid idea. I was embarrassed about going to psyche, and I guess he thought it would make a plausible cover story...he should really pay more attention to his audience.” I tried to smile as him. “As for solitary...that was the Hokage’s way of punishing me.”

 

“Why?”

 

I shrugged, defeated. “There is very little he has over me, it was one of his only cards. He can’t bench me or demote me...When I was held in T and I after ROOT fell, I didn’t cope very well with being alone...I let slip, and he took that and twisted it. I’m not even sure solitary was meant to be full sensory deprivation? But it was for me.”

 

“No...I mean, why did the Hokage need to punish you? What did you do?”

 

“That, I’m not allowed to say. Pretty sure it’s probably S-Rank? But I did something careless and didn’t think. I was helping out a friend, and went for the easy option rather than the smart one.”

 

He looked at me for a moment.

 

“Did anyone get hurt? Did you betray the village?”

 

I scoffed. “No, and no. Seriously?”

 

“I have to ask. But why such severe punishment?”

 

“I guess it was a long time coming? It’s fine.”

 

“And what’s going to happen now?”

 

“I don’t know...I guess I’ll find out after Inoichi speaks to the Hokage? For now, I just wanted to go home and sleep. I haven’t slept properly in over a week and I’m just over everything...”

 

I really was. Leaving Psyche, I felt elated it was over, but now with Itachi questioning our friendship and reminding me there were still things to come, I just wanted to forget about it.

 

Itachi looked concerned for a second before straightening up again. “I need to think about everything. I’ll walk you home...does Shisui know about this?”

 

I went into my pocket to pull out bills to put on the table, Itachi beat me to it. “No...but feel free to tell him. I know you’ll want to discuss things with him and it’s fine.” I was resigned. I was reminded of the last time they decided to cut ties with me. Was this going to be the same?

 

I felt deflated, tired, and felt like crying. I had never had such a conversation with Itachi before...he never treated me suspiciously or asked me such direct questions. With anyone else, I’d normally evade or sass back, but I didn’t have the energy to do that with him.

 

He walked me back to the Nara’s in silence, and gave me a curt nod instead of saying goodbye. I went to wave, but he already shun shinned away.

 

I headed inside and went straight to sleep

 


 

I was left to sleep until the morning. Yoshino woke me up at the normal time to invite me to breakfast with everyone else. I quickly got ready and met them at the table. Yoshino and Shikamaru seemed pleased I was back. Shikaku did too, but there was something tense about him.

 

“You’ve got a meeting with the Hokage at eight. We’ll head there after breakfast.”

 

“We?”

 

“We.” Oh, I see. He wasn’t uncomfortable with me, but more about where we were going.

 

“Inoichi spoke to me yesterday.” He said as we walked. “You want to talk about anything?”

 

“Um...not really. How much did he tell you?”

 

“Everything. You should know it doesn’t change anything. You’re still my troublesome pain in the ass.”

 

I smiled at him. “Good to know...what do you think mother and father would have thought?”

 

I didn’t talk about them a lot, but I missed them so much. Considering everything I put them through, growing up too fast...I wondered how they would have taken it.

 

“Your dad would have laughed his head off, and your mother? She probably guessed already. Nothing got past that woman.”

 

“I miss her.”

 

“I know.”

 

We reached the Hokage tower and stepped inside. They tried to stop Shikaku from entering, but he pulled the guardian card. I’m guessing he wasn’t willing to leave me alone again in case something happened.

 

“Erena, welcome. Shikaku, this is a surprise.” The Hokage sat behind his desk, small piles of papers at the side. I’m guessing they hadn’t flooded him with his usual amount of work, yet.

 

“Not really. I’m here acting as Erena’s guardian. As she should have had during your meeting last week.”

 

Oh, he really was mad. The Hokages mouth frowned a little, but didn’t say anything in retaliation. Probably a smart move.

 

“Then we should get underway. I understand your visit in T and I had less than favourable results?”

 

I snorted. “Understatement? It was a shit show.”

 

“I am inclined to agree...certain events were indefensible, and procedures will be going into place to ensure they do not happen again.”

 

“So your guards get a slap on the wrist, and it’s all hunky dory? You can’t blame everything on them.”

 

I wasn’t brave enough to accuse the Hokage of unjust behaviour straight off, but I could insinuate it.

 

“Even I could not predict your response to solitary-“

 

“Not solitary, sensory deprivation. Please use the right definition.” The more I thought about it, the more I realised he knew exactly what he was doing, and it made me even more angry.

 

“Your response to solitary confinement was unanticipated. Thankfully Inoichi was at hand to resolve the situation. I’m sure we can agree this has been resolved satisfactorily?”

 

“Not even close...but I know you don’t give a shit.” I crossed my arms. “What do you want?”

 

I could see his jaw clench in irritation. “What can we gain from your status as a reincarnate?”

 

I had to laugh. “Really?”

 

“You are in a unique position that not many others can claim. Not only are you a reincarnate, but you hold your memories...and memories of another place. I’m sure it could be of benefit to Konoha somehow.”

 

“Nice try. But unfortunately no. The other place- Earth - was as far removed from the Elemental nations as you could get. No Chakra, and the technology is too advanced to even dream of. I’m not even sure half of the things would be compatible. No...all you’ve got is little old me. Not someone you can manipulate and bleed dry.”

 

He considered me for a moment. “You are certain?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“I see...I had hoped, but I see that is not of any use. Now, I suppose we should talk about what we do with you ongoing.”

 

I frowned. “But we had a plan...an agreement.” What happened to the peace treaty situation?

 

“Yes, but with certain events, that is having to be reconsidered.”

 

“You mean you don’t trust me?” This guy was seriously doing my head in. I was also aware of Shikaku’s presence beside me. He trusted me enough not to intervene, but he was not aware of the particulars of my previous discussions with the Hokage.

 

“It is not only a matter of trust, Erena,” he sighed and rubbed his brow. “The treaty with Mist is all but assured. But with your injuries and carelessness, I cannot proceed further.”

 

“Excuse me?”

 

“Currently, you do not have a place within our ranks, and we must discuss where to place you.”

 

“No...hold up. You can’t just quit while we’re ahead. If you do, this could have more consequences than you could imagine. You need to secure Konoha’s power status before others get fearful - nothing strikes harder than a frightened and cornered animal. And nothing unites those more than a powerful enemy.”

 

I couldn’t say it outright with Shikaku, but I referring to war. If there was a three-way alliance with Konoha, Mist and Kumo, then Iwa and Suna would feel vulnerable if left alone. They would unite, despite past grievances, and another Shinobi war would threaten. We had to secure Suna before this happened.

 

While the Hokage didn’t trust me as a person, he at least had respect for my political understanding. And he understood was I was implying.

 

He frowned. “You are certain.”

 

“I can all but guarantee it.”

 

He looked concerned. “Then we are at an impasse. I cannot send you out, not in good conscience.”

 

I thought for a minute and an idea formed. This could potentially get two birds with one stone. “Would you accept a recommendation then, to go in my place? Someone you know loyal to Konoha? I will need to teach them a few things, but I can guarantee they won’t fail.”

 

There was one person I could trust to send to Suna in my place. Right now I didn’t need a soldier, I needed a politician, someone good with people, and someone who shared the same ideals as me. They might need a little brushing up on manipulation and handling high end political discussions, but that was easy.

 

“And who would you suggest?”

 

“Uchiha Itachi.”

 


 

“I have no idea what just happened in there,” Shikaku said as we left the Tower. “How long have you been scheming for?”

 

I laughed. “Since I could talk...so four months old?”

 

He gave me a startled look. “It’s surprising you didn’t turn your parents prematurely grey.”

 

“No, just pink...and blue...and green.”

 

He gave me a stern look. “Not in my house, do you understand?” I could imagine Shikaku with blue hair...it would probably suit him.

 

“Mmmmm hmmm!” I didn’t give him a response either way. It was always better when they were afraid...

 

“And are you sure about ANBU? Are you ready?”

 

On discussing my next position, I suggested returning to ANBU. I was bored in village, and knew the Hokage wanted me out. In ANBU, I would be kept anonymous, so I couldn’t gain any true political clout. Not that I needed it.

 

It was also familiar, and felt as close to comfortable as I could get. I didn’t need to be Hibari anymore, but it was such a long period of my life I couldn’t forget it.

 

Any my health was better. My muscles were now back to strength - and perhaps more so with Gais training. While my heart wasn’t quite healed, I didn’t doubt I could keep up with most of the assignments, and could remove myself from those what may get more intense.

 

“I think so. I can’t sit down forever, and I need to be useful. This way I can use my full arsenal and keep off the Hokages radar.”

 

He sighed. “If it gets too much, you’ll tell me?”

 

I hugged him. “I promise.”

 

He peeled me off, seeming embarrassed but I knew he was secretly please by my affection. “Now, go home. I’ve got things to do.”

 

I saluted him and ran off.

 

Only I wasn’t going home, I had something to do first.

 

I headed to the Uchiha district and went to Itachi’s house. I knocked the door, only for Sasuke to answer.

 

“Hey, brat, your brother in?”

 

He huffed. “No, Erena. He’s out. Don’t know where, and wouldn’t tell you if I did.” He crossed his arms petulantly.

 

I loved and hated this kid at the same time. If he wasn’t careful, he’d turn out like me. To the outsider, it looked like he didn’t like me, but I knew he enjoyed our game too much. It started off as jealously for stealing Itachi’s attention, but when Naruto came along and took some of the focus on his brother away, he started to see me like an annoying sister figure.

 

“And I take it if I asked you to tell him I was here, you’d somehow forget?”

 

He smirked. “Sometimes I’m not great at remembering stuff.”

 

I screwed my eyes at him before ruffling his hair, he glared at me. “Poor boy, you might want to get that checked out. Going senile at your age?”

 

“I don’t need checked out, you need checked out!”

 

I smirked. “Already have been...anyway. See you later pipsqueak!” I went to ruffle his hair again but he ducked and slammed the door. I laughed. He was so rude. I loved it.

 

Instead to trying to look for Itachi, which could take all day, I went to the Police station. I had a bone to pick with someone.

 

I greeted the receptionist and headed to Fugaku’s office. While I didn’t come here as often as I previously did, I still wasn’t a rare sight.

 

His secretary waved me forward with a soft smile and I knocked on the door.

 

“Knock, knock, fancy a game?”

 

He glanced up at me, engrossed in files on his desk. “Erena. This is unexpected. Released from Inoichi’s care already?” Ah, Itachi hadn’t spoke to him about what happened. I was slightly pleased about that.

 

“I’m too crazy to be kept inside. Think he decided I’m more trouble than it’s worth.”

 

“You? Causing trouble? I’ve never heard such a thing,” he said dryly, setting up the shogi board. I liked sarcastic Fugaku, he was fun. It’s a pity he didn’t come out to play more often.

 

“I know, right? He clearly must have low tolerance levels. I think it’s his hairstyle - keeping it up like that must be giving him a sore head.”

 

“I think you have more to do with it than you want to admit.”

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“I’ve just started to get a headache, and it’s nothing to do with my hair.”

 

“Rude.”

 

He smirked. We started the came and continued our banter for a bit longer.

 

“Now, what are you really here for, Erena? My son is in poor spirits, and you are here instead of with him? I am not blind.”

 

“Technically I’m not here about that. I guess he’ll speak to me when he’s ready,” He raised both of his eyebrows, I had definitely surprised him there. Me and Itachi didn’t really fight, and the only disagreement we had was when Shisui and he decided to cut contact with me. And now, I practically admitted it was my fault. “But anyway, it is about him...He told me about the promotion and that you want him to step down from ANBU?”

 

He stiffened. “His career is of no concern you you, Erena.”

 

I sighed. He really did get defensive too quick - someone was feeling insecure. “No, it’s not...but he is. You should know that he doesn’t enjoy having his life dictated to him.”

 

“He said that?” He looked concerned. Despite Fugaku being a hard man, he truly did care about his son.

 

“No, not in so many words. But he implied it. You know, you don’t need to always think about what is best for the clans status...look where that got you before.” His face went blank, and I knew I had touched a sore subject. “Maybe think about what is best for Itachi?”

 

“If Itachi was truly against my wishes, he would tell me.”

 

“No he wouldn’t, he respects you too much.”

 

“Even if what you say is true, I didn’t think you would be against him leaving ANBU?”

 

“I’m not against ANBU, in fact you should know I’m going back.” I definitely surprised him now. “Not that that has anything to do with it...I’d just wish the decision was Itachi’s.”

 

He sighed. “Then I will speak to my son. If he feels this strongly about my intervention, then I will stop. I will not hold back my advice, however.”

 

I smiled at him. “I wouldn’t expect anything less. Thank you.”

 

“Hn.”

 

“Now...what if I told you I did have an idea for Itachi?” I didn’t want to say anything unless Fugaku passed my test - that he would put Itachi above his ideas of grandeur. It’s all nice and well giving a power hungry man a taste of possible power, but it could also be dangerous.

 

“I thought you wanted Itachi to make up his own mind?”

 

“Oh, I do. And I will do nothing except open a door or two. It’s up to him if he want’s to step through.”

 

“And what is this idea?”

 

“I plan to make Itachi Hokage.”

 

Fugaku’s eyes went wide, and he made a facial expression I didn’t think was possible on him. Bafflement? I didn’t know how to describe it. It was comical, really.

 

He didn’t speak for several minutes. It was starting to feel awkward.

 

“Fugaku, are you okay? Did I break you?”

 

“...Am I correct in assuming you are not joking?”

 

“No joke. Deadly serious. I want Itachi in the Hat.”

 

“There will never be an Uchiha as Hokage, it will never be allowed.”

 

“As I said, I would open the doors.”

 

“And Itachi has never shown any inclination for the post. My son is not ambitious, not in that sense.”

 

“No, which is why he would be perfect.”

 

He shook his head. “Hiruzen would never allow it.”

 

“That’s already taken care of. He has already assured Itachi’s reputation in the correct circles, even if he doesn’t understand it, or know it yet.” I smirked. Itachi was already a clan heir, a prodigy, well respected in ANBU...he was already known to Yagura and would soon be the diplomat in charge of the future Suna treaty (he would accept it, there was no way he wouldn’t), and I could all but guarantee support from Kumo (Killer B had more sway on A than people gave him credit for). All he needed was a little more political clout in Konoha, and he was a clear contender, even at his age.

 

“You’ve already started? When did you decide?”

 

“Huh? Oh, yesterday?”

 

“You did this in a day?”

 

I snorted. “No, Itachi did it all by himself. I’m just giving him a little helping hand.”

 

“And why are you coming to me, if the proceedings are already underway?”

 

“Because you are his father and he will need your help. I wanted to make sure that you would help him for the right reasons...not because of how it would help the clan. I know you were overlooked for the position before, but it wouldn’t be fair if you let jealousy in the way of your relationship.”

 

“I care for Itachi more than you know. I have only wanted what is best for him...even if I have been wrong in my methods.”

 

“Correct answer...Oh, by the way, Fugaku? I’m really sorry.”

 

He frowned, concerned. “Why?”

 

“Checkmate!”

 


 

I spent the rest of the day sitting with Shikamaru with the deer. Yoshino had told him to help with chores and he was hiding. I offered to find him for her, but when I found him cuddled up with one of the fawns, I couldn’t move him. I don’t often get thrown by cute things, but this melted my heart a little - so instead, I carefully padded over and sat by the tree close by and doodled some seals. When he awoke a short time later, he came over and used my legs as a pillow.

 

“You know, if you weren’t so cute you’d be doing the dishes right now?”

 

He smiled. “You were the one that taught me to use every skill available.”

 

The little asshole knew what he was doing when he snuggled into the deer. “And if your mum had found you?”

 

“Then you’d probably be doing the dishes right now.”

 

I blinked a few times. He was probably right. “Come to me after you beat your father in shogi.”

 

“Why?”

 

“Because your mind works in mysterious ways and I want it.”

 

There’s no way I’d start now. I was too afraid of Yoshino.

 

After dinner, Shikaku took me aside to question me about ANBU again. He was concerned about my decision but I was steadfast. He was about to argue more, when Yoshino called me to the door.

 

Outside stood Itachi and Shisui, and I felt worried. Neither of them looked angry, which was a start, but Itachi looked nervous.

 

“Hello. Do you want to come in?” I gestured. They both nodded and entered. Itachi was holding a box, which he was gripping tightly. I was going to take them to my bedroom, but Shikaku offered his office for privacy.

 

“So...umm...I guess you have questions?” I asked, twiddling my fingers nervously.

 

They didn’t answer immediately and shared a look. Itachi handed me the box, which i took frowning. I opened it up and my face went slack in surprise.

 

Inside, there was a bowl of chocolate ice cream, with pieces of chocolate and marshmallow.

 

“But...how?”

 

Itachi smiled. “You don’t need to miss your old world. You have everything you need right here.”

 

Shisui brought out three spoons he had in his back pocket.

 

“I hope it tastes as good as you said, because it was a pain in the ass to get.”

 


 

It turned out Itachi was upset with himself, and regretted his reaction as soon as he got home. He then explained everything to Shisui, who thought it explained a lot (“Well, you’ve never been normal? Makes sense you’re a foreigner.” I hit him, hard), and then they spent the day trying to get everything together, calling in a few favours.

 

The next morning, I woke up happy, and proceeded to the ANBU base to report. I was given the option to change mask, but decided to stick with Hibari. I couldn’t be bothered having another identity out there.

 

“When the rumours started circulating of your return to ANBU last night, I was inundated with requests for you.”

 

“It’s so hard being popular,” I replied to the ANBU Commander.

 

He snorted. “Either way, you have options. Anything from Seduction to Assault. Team files are to your left.”

 

“Seduction? Who the hell thought that was a good idea? I’m about as sexy as a sock.”

 

“Even socks have their uses.”

 

I paused. “Ew! Why would you...And they say ANBU doesn’t have a sense of humour. No seduction. No.”

 

I glanced through the files and stopped at the third one in. “Really? And you even bothered to put the others in there?”

 

“Your priorities may have changed.”

 

“And he actually requested me?”

 

“No. He was one of the few who didn’t. I’m not even sure he took the rumours seriously.”

 

“He wouldn’t. Anyway, lets crack on. No time like the present.”

 

He took me down the corridors to one of the training rooms. On the way, we passed many people - some with masks and some without. I recognised a few faces from ROOT and Infiltration - when they saw me, they all looked elated and tried to greet me - even if only by a subtle hand sign.

 

When the Commander opened the door, everyone stopped and bowed at him.

 

“New addition to your team. I’d say look after her, but I don’t think that would be a problem.”

 

Weasel stopped and almost dropped his sword before running over to me, Tenzo gave me a soft wave in greeting (which was practically a cheer from him) and I swear I heard Kakashi curse under his breath. I smirked under my mask.

 

And I thought we were friends?

 

Notes:

So many mixed reactions about reincarnation reveals! I love it haha.

Anyway, this will largely put it to bed - I never intended for reincarnation to play a huge part in my plot, but it’s necessary for Erena’s development. One of the main themes of the Bonds arc is her redefining who she is, and it’s been a part of her since the beginning. She needed to fully understand and accept it, and for others to accept every part of her, in order to move on as a person.
I’m not saying it won’t come up again, but it’ll mainly be in passing.

And well done to those that guessed Erena’s plans for Itachi...I can guarantee it won’t be smooth sailing...you’ll see!

Chapter 30: Bonds arc: part 10

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My second run in ANBU was a lot more enjoyable without me having to play a part. I was able to actually have fun with my teammates - the ones who weren’t fully aware of my identity, Bear and Gecko, didn’t know how to take my sudden personality shift. Sure, they were aware of ROOT and it’s integration, but they weren’t expecting a full blown personality transplant.

 

Itachi was thrilled I was back with the team, and told me his father has taken back his previous wishes for him to leave (that was nice of him...). He even insinuated that his goal was now to keep me out of trouble - but even he couldn’t promise that. I was a walking disaster

 

Kakashi, however, was not pleased. It wasn’t so much that I was on Team Ro, but more the fact I was back in ANBU. He pulled me aside to berate me for making such a stupid decision, and asked how I managed to convince Inoichi and the Hokage it was a good idea, since I just had a full mental break.

 

“Dog, don’t get your panties in a twist. It wasn’t a full breakdown...just a little set back. I’m all fixed. And if it makes you happy, I have weekly sessions with Inoichi. If you have any concerns in my performance, you can go tell on me.”

 

“Hibari...it’s not just your safety here. It’s the team. They are my responsibility. I can’t have you here if you are a liability.”

 

“I promise you I’m fine. Have I ever lied to you before?”

 

He couldn’t argue but let it drop for now. I couldn’t help but notice he kept a close eye on me, and obviously declined a few missions in the beginning under the excuse of ‘building teamwork with the new recruit.’ Teamwork, my ass.

 

Surprisingly, the only other person who vocalised their displeasure with me joining ANBU was Gai. Even though we were both recovered from our respective injuries, we decided to try and keep up weekly training sessions, when we were both free. I suspected he had little in the way of a social life, and I found his banter entertaining enough. Now I was in ANBU, and so was everyone else I socialised with, I needed someone around who wasn’t all cloak-and-dagger. And a bright green taijutsu monster was about as opposite from that as you can get.

 

“Erena, ANBU may seem attractive, but you should not hide behind a mask. Show everyone your Youthful and Positive energy!” He did an expressive dynamic pose and smiled.

 

I snorted. “Yeh, no. My only Youthful quality is my age, and the only energy I have is fuelled by sarcasm and sass.”

 

“But you may become lost in ANBU. I have seen it happen! I know you, and you don’t have the darkness of the others.”

 

“I couldn’t get lost in ROOT, I’ll be fine in ANBU. And it’s okay, I’ve got plenty people to keep me in check - like you! If I start to become all broody and speak in grunts, you have permission to slap me back to reality.”

 

“Then I will do my best to preserve your Youthful Spirit!”

 

After that, he got off my back, but was determined to be more ridiculous each time I saw him. We usually kept our training to the Nara grounds, but occasionally he reserved one of the main training grounds, if he was feeling particularly sadistic. I swear, if he ever got a genin team they were going to hate him so much.

 

Time went by pretty fast, and I found myself getting into a full routine. And I had nothing to complain about. The night before my sixteenth birthday, Shikaku asked me if there was anywhere I wanted to go to celebrate, but I was confused.

 

“What for?”

 

“Your birthday?”

 

“Why is that important?” I was confused. I hadn’t celebrated my birthday since I was seven - I was either in ROOT, on mission, or injured. I had been to other peoples celebrations (usually family dinners), but I never seen my birthday as important.

 

“Because it’s your birthday? The day we celebrate you? And you’re turning sixteen.”

 

“Oh, um...it’s okay. I don’t need a fuss.”

 

After that, both Shikaku and Yoshino were determined. He somehow arranged for me to be off duty the next day (I was forced out of ANBU Command when I tried to show up), but then I was left with nothing to do until the evening. Didn’t he realise I actually liked working? Yoshino was out on chores, having taken Shikamaru with her, and I was left to my own devices. I was bored.

 

Just before lunchtime, I heard a loud knock at the door, and found Gai there.

 

“What do you want?” I blurted. I didn’t mean to sound rude, but I was confused and annoyed.

 

“I heard it was your birthday, so I am here to celebrate!”

 

This screamed Shikaku. Considering he was the only one that knew about our training sessions (at first he was deeply confused about how we had formed a friendship, but learned not to question me anymore), the fact Gai just happened to show up when I just happened to be off screamed sabotage.

 

It was also a cruel and unusual punishment - why would you sick Gai on me for training? When you wanted me to celebrate my birthday? I liked Gai but come on!

 

I sighed, resigned. “Okay. I’ll get my shoes.”

 

We walked to our normal clearing in the forest, with him acting more excited and energetic than normal. The phrase ‘energiser bunny on crack’ came to mind. If he was like this now, I was concerned what he had in store for me.

 

But colour me surprised, I got there and all that was left behind was a picnic blanket and a couple of bento boxes.

 

“What’s this?”

 

“This is a picnic!”

 

“Well, yeh, but like...what is this?” I gestured to the whole set up vividly. “This isn’t normal. Who are you and what have you done with Gai? Where’s the threat of physical torment?”

 

He grinned. “I thought it would be nice to celebrate your Springtime of Youth in a more relaxed fashion! But if you like, we can train!”

 

“Nope. No. Absolutely not. I vote picnic. Thank you very much, and I’ll shut up now.” I hurried over to the blanket and sat down before he could change his mind.

 

The whole affair was actually quite fun. The food was nice (healthy but nice, I’d expect nothing less from Gai), and he was being ridiculous. I swear he was a clown in another life, or maybe someone like Mr Motivator? He wasn’t that far off. I almost spit my fruit at him when he decided to try and drink the melon juice doing upside down one handed push ups, and it went flying out of his nose. He didn’t try that twice.

 

We headed back after a couple of hours and I thanked him for the nice time -  i swear I saw him blush before he hurried off to head back to duty - he didn’t have a mission but paperwork from his last one to complete.

 

When I got home, the place was still empty. I grabbed a book on spiritual energy that was on my ‘to be read’ pile, and sat down in the living room with a pot of tea. I was sitting reading upside down when Shikamaru sauntered in and jumped on me.

 

“Ooft! You little bastard!” I let out, before trying to right myself without falling off.

 

“Erena, language!” I heard Yoshino scold from the hallway. Shikamaru snickered.

 

“You little toad!” I hissed, and I narrowed my eyes at him. He paled immediately and ran - I gave chase.

 

I could have easily caught him, but it was fun making Shikamaru run. He wasn’t a natural, but could reach some speed when there was a threat...and I was a threat.

 

He only just made it to the shed outside before I grabbed him. I wanted to swing him upside down, like I’d seen Shisui do with Sasuke many a time, but I just didn’t have the height on him to manage it effectively. Shika was already a beansprout - he’d easily reach his fathers height when he was older, and that was no mean feat.

 

I cursed Danzo and his interference with my growth every day.

 

Instead, I grabbed the back of his arms in a hold with one hand (softly, he wasn’t a enemy), and marched him back into the house. I was about to set up a static seal (so his already frizzy hair would reach new heights), when I saw Itachi and Shisui enter the living room.

 

“Oh, hey guys, what ya doing here?” I still didn’t let go of Shikamaru.

 

“We wanted to take you out before dinner,” Shisui replied.

 

“Why?” Shikamaru was still struggling in my grip and I wasn’t giving in. I noticed his jaw clench like he was about the shout out, and I held my hand over his mouth. Both Shisui and Itachi ignored the exchange.

 

“Because it’s your birthday! Why didn’t you tell us?” Oh, great, now Itachi was the energiser bunny. He was practically bouncing up and down. It was difficult to forget he had only just entered his teenage years, but then he acted like this.

 

“Because it’s just a day? I really don’t get the obsession - Shikamaru quit it! Seriously? Listen you want to know the secret to getting someone to stop holding their hand over your mouth?” He nodded, and I smirked. “You lick them.” I then proceeded to lick his face and let him go.

 

Why are you so weird?” I called out as he ran away from me.

 

“Isn’t that the question of the decade? How long have you got?” Shisui smirked.

 

I shrugged. “It’s a problem.”

 

Shikamaru gave me a final lazy look before stomping off. Shisui laughed.

 

“You know, he’s going to be a powerhouse when he’s older. Why are you aggravating him now?”

 

“Training.”

 

Shisui scoffed. “Right...so, anyway, lets go! Shikaku told us to meet them at seven, so we’ve got plenty time.”

 

“For what?”

 

“We’re going to a bar!”

 

I blanched. “I’m sixteen, not twenty six! And you remember what happened last time? You were the one that had to pick up the pieces...and Itachi! Fugaku will kill us.”

 

“I can go to a bar and not drink alcohol, Erena.” Why was he on Shisui’s side, he was the sensible one!

 

“Sixteen us a perfectly respectable age for a few Jounin to got to a bar, calm down.”

 

“Shisui, I’m still a Genin...remember?”

 

“Semantics. You can kick the asses of half the Jounin out here. Why don’t you get a promotion, anyway?”

 

“Doesn’t make a difference in ANBU, does it?”

 

“It’s still weird. Anyway, lets go!”

 

We headed to a nice bar in the restaurant district. It was a bit more upper class than the place I had been with Jiraiya, but that wasn’t hard. Shisui offered to get the first round, and I was happy when he returned with a nice fruity cocktail. I took a sip.

 

“This has alcohol in it?”

 

“Not much. If I got you wasted before dinner, Shikaku would probably have my head.”

 

I took another small sip. “It’s nice, I like it.”

 

He snickered. “Under all of that bravado you really are just a girl, aren’t you?”

 

“Well, if the bra fits!”

 

Shisui paled and Itachi snickered. “Oh, you uncomfortable, Shisui?” Itachi really did have a little wicked streak. “Didn’t like the reminder of Erena’s assets?”

 

“Shut up!” He hissed, and I laughed loudly. After the hormone supplements kicked in, I had become moderately endowed. Shisui only just noticed when we were sparring one day and he accidentally groped me. He had become embarrassed by any mention of my boobs ever since.

 

Shisui went to try and throw an ice cube at Itachi, but he easily ducked. Boys, I swear...

 

All in all, it was a pleasant time. Shisui was on top form, and Itachi was buzzing so much that I thought he was the one drinking alcohol. At one point Itachi left to go and get more drinks, leaving me and Shisui alone.

 

“Shisui-kun! I’m so pleased to see you! I thought you were on a mission?” A preppy looking civilian girl approached our table. She was looking at Shisui with something resembling adoration. Her eyes briefly glanced over to me, and I saw a flicker of something dark before she focused on her prey. “Why didn’t you tell me you were back! I’ve missed you!”

 

Oh, she was the clingy type. I really needed to have a chat about how Shisui chose his flings.

 

“Eiko! Well, you see, I just got back. I’m just out for Erena’s birthday, then I’m heading straight out again. Being a Jounin keeps you busy, you know?” He seemed flustered, I’m guessing he had planned to avoid any future interaction with this one. And forgot to tell her. As usual, he was incompetent.

 

Her eyes landed on me again, eyes narrowed. Possessive little thing, she didn’t even attempt to hide her jealousy this time.

 

“And...you and Shisui, have you been friends long?” ‘Are you on a date?’ Subtle.

 

“Friends? No. We’re not friends. I hated him as soon as I saw him. Instant animosity. I dislike him with every fibre of my being. It’s instinctual. Deep within my soul. The aggression he brings out of me has no limits.”

 

“It’s true. The first time we met she knocked me out for no reason. She can’t be trusted. Watch your back.”

 

“See? Mutual dislike. We understand each other.” I nodded to him and brought my glass up, we did a small cheers and clinked out cups together.

 

“Ummm...I see.” You could tell she didn’t. Honestly, Shisui. As if a civilian wasn’t bad enough, a civilian with no sense of humour? Have mercy. “Since you are short on time, maybe you could come and spend time with me? I’m sure my company is much better.” She fluttered her eyes at him. Little cow.

 

I rolled my eyes at Shisui and scoffed. “Listen here, girl. If your ‘Shisui-kun’ wanted to see you, he would. But guess what? He’s here with me instead. So take your perfectly styled hair and flounce back over to your friends, so we can get back to talking about different ways of dismembering annoying little pests. Shoo!”

 

I waved my hands in clear dismissal. She paled considerably and looked to Shisui for help-he ignored her completely and was instead looking at me, a dry expression on his face. I shrugged at him and took a drink.

 

“Why are you still here?” I asked her, when she didn’t move. This time she turned and fled. Mission accomplished. I grimaced at Shisui. “Next time clean up your own mess.”

 

“Why? You are far more effective. I have a reputation to maintain.”

 

“I am not your bulldog. In future, you’re on your own.”

 

Shisui laughed. “Nah, I don’t believe that for one second. Imagine if they started hanging around? You would get annoyed and get rid of them some way or another. Who needs to break hearts when I have you to threaten to break bones?”

 

“You are annoying.” I hated it when he was right. “Just make sure you don’t pick someone who can take me in a fight.”

 

“Erena, not many could take you in a fight.”

 

“Who was that?” Itachi came over with our drinks. He got Shisui a cocktail this time, too.

 

“Shisui’s latest fling...well, I guess she’s your ex now?”

 

Itachi gave him a look that clear said ‘I’m judging you right now.’ “One of these days, it’s going to be you that gets hurt.”

 

“Not likely, he has a heart made of stone.”

 

“What, is it ‘let’s pick on Shisuis love life’ day? At least I have one!”

 

I rolled my eyes. “Trust me, whatever that was, it’s not a love life.”

 

“Shows what you know,” he took a sip of his cocktail and made a face. “What even is this?”

 

“Strawberry surprise,” Itachi smiled. “Because you’re bitter and needed some sweetening up.”

 

“Why don’t I pour this over your head? You’ll see how sweet it is, then.”

 

I chortled. It was turning out to be a pretty good day, but then I saw something out of the corner of my eye. Two seats down from me I saw Ban, my disaster of a date, sitting with a group of friends. I hadn’t seen or heard from him since the time in the restaurant.

 

“Great...” I groaned and looked down when he saw me and smirked.

 

“What is it?” Itachi asked.

 

“You know how I don’t have a love life, a reminder about why is walking over.”

 

Both boys frowned as Ban strutted over. Seriously? Did he not remember the last time we met? Flying chopstick, Killing Intent?

 

“Well, if it isn’t Shikaku’s crazy little Genin niece,” he smirked as he came over. Itachi and Shisui’s heads turned to face him and he paled a little. Guess he wasn’t great with situational awareness.

 

“Well, if it isn’t Konoha’s least favourite Chuunin...how many times have you failed the Jounin exam now, five? Oh, six! Harsh.”

 

He scoffed. “At least I’ve made it past Genin corps. How does it feel to be at the bottom of the barrel?”

 

“I have no complaints,” I smiled.

 

From behind him I saw the faces of his companions as they looked at us. One of them paled when they saw my face properly.

 

He snorted. “Of course not, hiding behind your Jounin friends and relatives? You don’t even have the right to call yourself a shinobi.”

 

I could see Shisui getting riled up and was about to say something, but I held up my hand to placate him. I could handle myself.

 

“I suggest you sit down and shut up before you say something you’ll regret.”

 

“Like a stupid little kunoichi like you will ever tell me what to do.”

 

Oh, poor boy has a death wish.

 

“Okay, you little immature prick. Let me tell you why you’ll never make it to Jounin, hmm? For all your bravado, it’s clear you have little in the way of skill. You have no situational awareness and can’t read the room for shit. You can’t dodge, whether it’s chopsticks or insults. How do you think you’d fare against an enemy kunai? Poorly. You’re clearly lacking as a tactician, and even your scheme to use my uncle in your favour was poorly thought out. Do your research. The worst thing is that you think you are smarter than you actually are. You’re just a little dumb fuck who reached his peak and now doesn’t know where to go. You might as well get comfortable, because I can guarantee you aren’t getting any higher than chuunin.”

 

“You have no idea what you are talking about, you little bitch. You have probably never even been out in the field - what do you know?”

 

“I know not to start fights I won’t win.”

 

“Like you could ever lay a hand on me,” he scoffed.

 

Instead of backing down, like Itachi would do, or even squaring up to him, like Shisui, I opted for the higher ground. And by that, I mean knock him on his ass.

 

I activated my Time Flicker seal, and threw him to the ground. When I deactivated it, I was crouched above him, snarling into his face.

 

I probably didn’t need to go as far as that, but I wanted to be memorable.

 

“Like I said, little dumb fuck.” I stood up and sat back down.

 

I gestured to his friend that recognised me earlier.

 

“Get him out of here before he says something that will get him killed.”

 

He nodded and picked him up, before hauling him out of the bar. He had been a member of ROOT before the fall. He was not from my Infiltration Corps, but I was easily recognisable. Even if Ban was stupid enough to want to try anything again, I could guarantee his friend would warn him off properly.

 

I took a sip of my drink while Itachi and Shisui stared at me. “What?”

 

“You really are scary sometimes,” Itachi said. I shrugged.

 

“Needs must.”

 

“Hold up a minute...”Shisui said, voice raised and deeply concerned. “What the hell was that?”

 

I frowned. “What? I was just teaching him a lesson.”

 

“No, forget the Scary Erena Mode, that’s boring. Old news...I mean that...where you threw him to the ground. You did it in a fraction of a second...I couldn’t even see it! That was even faster than me!”

 

Oh, they didn’t know about the Time Flicker. And I think I had just caused ShunShin Shisui to have an existential crisis.

 

“Time Flicker seal? It makes me go really really fast.”

 

I could see him crumbling in front of me. Seriously, it was like his heart was breaking.

 

“But I can’t really use it often...there’s side effects. So don’t worry - you’re still the fastest one I know!”

 

“But I’m not. I’m going to need a new angle...”

 

“Oh, Shisui, stop feeling sorry for yourself. Erena, what do you mean, side effects?”

 

“It doesn’t just make me fast, it speeds up time while I’m using it. What you feel as a fraction of a second, is what it would take me to do in real time. Time lapses different.”

 

“So, if you activated it, and went to, say, Kumo. In reality it would be like only a split second had passed, but you’d experience it in days, and age accordingly?”

 

“Exactly.”

 

“And how often do you use it?”

 

“That’s probably the fourth time? I’m not stupid.”

 

“Good. Don’t make a habit of it.”

 

“Yessir,” I saluted him.

 

We weren’t at the bar for much longer, and Itachi guided us to a Yakitori place just down the next side street. Shisui was still in a stupor when we arrived.

 

“What’s up with him?” Shikaku whispered to me, after we all sat down. Yoshino and Shikamaru were arguing over the menu.

 

“He’s mourning,” I replied. He looked concerned.

 

“Who?”

 

“His ego.”


 

The next week Team Ro were sent on a mission to Waterfall to take down a sexual predator whom had made advances to a rich merchants wife. It was a particularly sleazy man, and they had me going in undercover to get his attention and lead him away from the crowds. As per usual, I refused to allow assassination...but I didn’t mind the use of genjutsu to scare him away from future endeavours. Bear had suggested castration, and while I wouldn’t normally decline, his profile suggested that would lead to an escalation in violence.

 

When we returned, Itachi and I were summoned to the ANBU commanders office.

 

“Seems you two have been temporarily reassigned.”

 

Itachi’s posture stiffed. “By who?”

 

“Hokages orders. You are to head there immediately.”

 

When we got there, we were immediately let in by an ANBU guard. We shunshined to the Hokages desk and didn’t speak.

 

“You may remove your masks. Your ANBU roles are suspected for the moment.”

 

We both removed our masks. Itachi looked confused, but I wasn’t. I knew exactly what was going on. Only a fortnight ago, the Treaty with Mist was finalised and made public. It shocked a large percentage of the population, but was mostly welcomed. A few doubted ‘the Bloody Mist’s’ ability to keep promises, but wouldn’t openly speak out of turn.

 

And now Mist was covered, it was on to Suna.

 

“I have a mission for you, Itachi. It will require the utmost secrecy, and is imperative to Konoha’s quest for peaceful diplomatic relations. Based on your impeccable record and loyalty, you have been recommended for the role of Ambassador to Suna in the planning of a peace treaty. Do you accept?”

 

“Hokage-sama...I don’t understand. I am under-qualified for such a role. Surely someone for the council would be better placed?”

 

“While that would normally be the case, Suna requires a different approach...less aggressive.”

 

“But why me?”

 

“Why indeed? You will have a tutor in diplomatic relations, and on Suna’s politics. I have been assured that you are fit for the role. While my...advisor is unsuitable, you have been selected in their place. Will you accept?”

 

I could see the cogs whirling in Itachi’s brain. Seriously, what was taking so long?

 

“Yes, Hokage-sama. I accept.”

 

“Excellent. Then I leave you in the capable hands of my foreign diplomatic advisor. Good luck.”

 

“Foreign diplomatic advisor? Laying it on a bit thick, Hiruzen?” I scoffed. He really was an asshat. He waved at us in dismissal.

 

Itachi turned to look at me. “What?”

 

“Ah, Itachi...I hope you’re ready for Erenas School of How to Make Friends and Influence People. Feel free to call me sensei!”

 


 

Itachi did not call me Sensei, and I was a little disappointed. In fact, he called me many other things I didn’t think he was capable of after he saw the amount of training I intended to get through.

 

Over the next month, I gave him a crash course on basic infiltration (not quite the same level as I had given Gai- he didn’t need to be someone else, but needed to understand the process), human psychology, how to anticipate peoples reactions and read intentions, international politics, trade law, negotiation theory and the history of Suna. I also had to explain the whole of the Suna political structure, including an in depth analysis of all major players.

 

At first, he couldn’t understand how we had that amount of information available - when I explained my role in ROOT a little deeper, he started to understand a little more. At first he thought Danzo was using me as a tool to get the information for negotiation...I quickly corrected him.

 

“Danzo didn’t negotiate anything. The more information he had, he easier something was to destroy.”

 

“I don’t understand?”

 

“This is the only time I will admit it, but Danzo was incredibly intelligent. For example, say you knew Politician A held the favour of the Kage, and Politician A owed money to Politician B. Then Politician B got himself into a bit of trouble with a prostitute, which you may or may not have set up. With a little bit of blackmail, you could tell Politician B to tell Politician A to recommend a particular decision - whether in battle or within contracts. Suddenly you hold the power to win wars, control trade or even the peoples favour...and how much effort did it take?”

 

Itachi’s eyes widened. “But surely they wouldn’t fall for that.”

 

“They do. Daily. Suna wasn’t the only country I was sent to. And I can guarantee Konoha isn’t the only one playing the game.”

 

“But surely the Hokage isn’t taking part in this still?”

 

I scoffed. “Of course he is. Why do you think he was happy to continue to allow Infiltration into Konoha’s ranks? Do you even know that the Seduction corps do?”

 

“But it’s wrong.”

 

“Itachi. As long as there are politicians, espionage will exist. It’s inevitable. If done right, think of it like a peaceful war...no one gets hurt except a few egos.”

 

“But how will this help me in Suna?”

 

“Because you need to play the game, Itachi. Rasa responds to power...right now, Konoha has that. You’ll be sent with Ambassadors from Mist and Kumo, in a show of force...and Rasa will eat it up. But the council leaders need more. They’ll need scheming. There are a few members of the Infiltration Corps already in place, but they will need direction on where to go. You need to be able to read the room and act accordingly.”

 

“I don’t know if I can do that. Why can’t you go?”

 

“Because I’m a disrespectful wench and the Hokage hates me...Itachi, you are far more capable than you think. You’re capable of reasoning with the Hokage, and have more potential in one finger than he ever had in his whole body. You are brilliant. I wouldn’t put you through this if I thought there was any chance you might not succeed.”

 

“Okay.”

 

“Okay?”

 

“Okay.”

 


 

A week later, I was playing shogi with Fugaku when he asked me a question.

 

“Erena...would you care to explain how Itachi was able to convince me to give Sasuke two days off lessons so they could go on a camping trip?”

 

“Aw, you going soft in your old age?”

 

He glared at me.

 

“It’s called negotiation, Fugaku.”

 

“I am certain I did not receive anything in exchange.”

 

“Then it’s called successful negotiation.”

 


 

“Erena...did you just give Itachi your last stick of dango?”

 

“No, I-“

 

The little prick.

 

I grinned at him.

 

“I think you’re ready.”

 


 

Three months later he returned from Suna, only a bit more tanned than when he had left but looking a lot more cheerful.

 

It was the fastest negotiations they had ever seen in the history of peace treaties. Konoha got everything they set out for, and Itachi received a personal commendation from the Kazekage himself - outwith the negotiation, he formed a strong bond with the Kazekages youngest son, who was devastated when Itachi had to leave.

 

After being congratulated by the powers that be, Shisui and I went to find him. We has sitting by the bridge at the Nakahara River, staring down into the water.

 

“The victorious return!” Shisui said, clapping him on his back hard. Itachi winced a little but smiled wide at him.

 

“How has it been while I’ve been away?”

 

I settled in beside him, while Shisui did the same on his other side.

 

“Oh, you know, same old. Another day another mission! Oh, Shisui managed to keep a girl for a whole month this time, he’s maturing!”

 

“And Erena is going to end up a spinster!” I stuck my tongue out at Shisui.

 

“So how was Suna? Considering it’s their high season, you hardly look like you’ve stepped outside. I expected a little sunburned nose at least. I feel robbed.”

 

“Not a lot of talks happen outdoors, thankfully. The sand and sun is not for me,” he said.

 

“Understandable. The sand gets everywhere...like everywhere!” I shivered in remembrance. “So what you getting up to now? Surely they aren’t relegating you back to ANBU after that?”

 

He shrugged lightly. “I’ll get a full debrief tomorrow...But Shisui, Erena? I think I’ve come to realise something while I was away. It seems stupid, but I wanted to know what you think.”

 

Shisui looked concerned. “Oh?”

 

I smiled. “I think it’s a great idea.”

 

“What is?” Shisui asked, thinking he was missing something.

 

Itachi looked at me strangely before smirking. “You set this up, didn’t you?”

 

“Maybe...”

 

“I hate you, you know that?”

 

“Whoa, stop guys! What am I missing here!” Shisui started flapping.

 

“It’ll be funnier if we don’t tell him?” I suggested.

 

Itachi smiled then shook his head, before turning to Shisui.

 

“I think I want to be Hokage.”

Chapter 31: Bond arc: part 11

Notes:

Graphic depictions of violence and injury.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Itachi took my scheming in his stride. He was annoyed I had tried to manipulate him (or more annoyed he hadn’t realised fully), but overall he was glad. Acting as ambassador had given him a taste of what he could accomplish, and it made him hungry for more.

 

Even Shisui admitted that which I was a ‘scheming bitch’, I had good intentions...he just asked if I had any ideas for him to tell him first, before meddling.

 

I think it’s needless to say, but Itachi was soon redistributed to other areas within the shinobi forces. After his return, the Hokage seemed intent to place him back into the anonymity of ANBU. I had advised him not to - if Itachi was as interested in the Hokage position as he said he was, hiding in ANBU right now would do him no favours.

 

While he was in the spotlight, he needed to take advantage. Getting a position like Hokage in peace times was different than during war and strife. It wasn’t only about your skill and position as strongest Shinobi in the village - although I’m pretty sure Itachi was up there in terms of strength.

 

Instead, I advised him to take a few normal Jounin missions. Nothing fancy, solo or teamwork were fine. After that, approach Shikaku for a mentoring post, or offer himself for consultancy work in intelligence. Or, if he was feeling particularly masochistic, take on a genin team and make sure they passed their chuunin exams first time.

 

And Itachi being the over achiever he is? He did all of the above. In one year.

 

It made me feel lazy. I had ANBU, and I had my seal work...and acted as Itachi’s unofficial troubleshooter. I had absolutely no intention on doing more at the moment. For once, I was busy but not pulling apart at the seams and it was nice. Really nice.

 

ANBU was great. The missions were fun and varied. While Team Ro was officially an Assault-based team, we took on a variety of roles. The ANBU commander even offered me a position to coordinate espionage missions and help secure a spy network again, since ROOT’s had gone by the wayside. It was an easy job, and I could fit it around my normal missions (it got me out of training, so yay)- it was nothing like the juggling act Danzo had me doing.

 

And soon after Itachi left our squad, we got a new member to our team. His mask designation was Otter, and he was a one eyed Uchiha.

 

Who the hell were they kidding?

 

Having Obito join ANBU was a move I didn’t see coming, but I guess it made sense. They must have assessed him thoroughly, in regards to being a traitor and a flight risk, and deemed him suitable. It made me a little nervous at first, but I tolerated it. He was actually a pretty good team player, and charismatic...He was easy to like, unless he impaled you through your chest.

 

He didn’t realise who I was at first and tried everything to get me to like him, but to no avail. From carrying my things to going out of his way to speak to me on mission. He knew the rumours of Hibari being ex-ROOT, but didn’t know that Hibari was Nakahara Erena. And I didn’t see a point in correcting him just yet.

 

“Hibari, I’ve been on your team for a few months now, and you’re a good teammate, but why don’t you like me?” God, he was whiny and sounded like a child.

 

I exhaled. “Many reasons. Why do you think?”

 

“I honestly don’t know! I’ve been racking my brains and Dog won’t tell me - he just said you’re difficult. But you get on well with everyone else, so I know it has to be me.”

 

“You’re right. It is you.”

 

“But whyyyyy?”

 

“Okay, I’ll bite...tell me what you know about me.”

 

“Um...you’re in ANBU, ex-ROOT? Really good at infiltration. Lots of people respect you. I think even Dog likes you and he doesn’t really like anyone, so that means you must be a pretty good Shinobi.”

 

“Technically correct. Want the whole story?”

 

“Sure! This is us bonding, isn’t it?” God, he was an imbecile. I raised a hand to show five outstretched fingers.

 

“I was taken in at ROOT age seven, after the Kyuubi attack killed my parents.” I lowered a finger. “When I was in ROOT, I was Danzo’s second in command, and in charge of the Infiltration Corps. But I went against Danzo to usurp him. During which I stopped the Uchiha coup.” I lowered another finger. “And brought down Danzo...did you know he was receiving outside help from someone?” I lowered my third finger. I could see him starting to tense now. “Once I saw to Danzo’s capture and ROOTs integration into Konoha, I volunteered for an undercover mission to Mist, where it was discovered that the Mizukage was under a genjutsu.” I lowered my fourth finger. “And after I returned, I was stabbed through my heart by a traitor to Konoha.” I lowered my thumb.

 

“Oh shit.”

 

“Yes. Oh shit.” I waved my hand with all my fingers lowered. “Do you know what this is?”

 

“Um...five times I’ve screwed up?”

 

“No, it’s a fist.”

 

And I slammed it into his stomach, winding him. I also really hoped I bruised some kind of internal organ.

 

“Okay, now we can be friends.”

 

And we were, to some extent. I still wasn’t fully relaxed around him, but I did loosen up. He also seemed to take extra care around me on missions after that...but more in a protective way? There was one time when we were ambushed, and he pulled me out of the way of a barrage of shuriken. And then another when I was ‘taken’ hostage, and he freaked out to save me (it was a ploy to find the kidnappers base and he nearly fucked it. I was so mad).

 

It was nearly a year since the Suna treaty, and I was supposed to meet Shisui and Itachi in a bar on a Friday night. Shisui was just back from a long-ish term mission in Snow (it seemed to be a favourite of his), and Itachi was celebrating no longer having his genin running around after him. After they passed their Chuunin exams, they hovered around him until he found them new jobs to keep them busy.

 

I was waiting at a table, grumbling to myself about the others being late. It was very unlike Itachi, at least. Two figures came and sat next to me, and I was about to tell the Uchiha off for keeping me waiting, only to look up and see it was Kakashi and Obito (or Tobi, since he had his genjutsu in place).

 

“Mah, Erena...what you doing here? Been stood up?”

 

“Oh, fuck off, Kakashi. The boys are just running a bit late.”

 

“You mean Itachi and Shisui? You mean they didn’t tell you?” Obito said, confused.

 

“What?”

 

“There’s a clan meeting just now. It’s not due to end for at least another hour.”

 

Are you kidding me?

 

I huffed. Stupid clan meetings and stupid idiots who can’t communicate.

 

“Fucking great. Well, nice seeing you two. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going home to rage and plot some payback. Goodnight!”

 

“Mah, you could stay here? We don’t bite.”

 

I gave him a dry look. “Kakashi, you forget I go on missions with you. Biting is the least of my problems.”

 

“Suit yourself!”

 

Fuck it.

 

“Fine, but I’m not paying for the first round. I’ve been stood up by my best friends and I’m in a bad mood.”

 

For all my complaining, the two of them were pretty fun. Obito was a completely different person than when I first met him, and seemed to enjoy aggravating Kakashi as much as I did. Kakashi acted like the victim, but you could tell he was enjoying it. After the first hour, things slowly devolved into drinking games. Now, I’d normally decline, but peer pressure was a definite thing.

 

Fun fact: Hatake Kakashi can’t hold his drink.

 

It was nearly two hours with Obito and Kakashi, before we were interrupted by a stressed looking Shisui and Itachi. At the time, we were playing Ring of Fire (one of my old favourites), when Shisui ran over to the table.

 

“Erena! We are so sorry. We didn’t know about the meeting and then it was too late to send word.”

 

I waved my hand at them, flopping. “It’s fineee! Now get a drink and sit down before  we finished the game.”

 

“Are you drunk?”Itachi asked, looking concerned.

 

“Yup! Blame these two. Bad influences.” I pointed to Kakashi and Obito, who waved.

 

Itachi sighed before sitting down. “I suppose this is better than the alternative. I’d hate to see what payback you would have had in store for us standing you up.”

 

“Oh, she’s not forgotten!” Obito chirped.

 

Itachi and Shisui shared a look of dread. I hummed happily.

 

“Well, I might as well enjoy the night since it’s probably my last.” Shisui sighed. “What are you all drinking?” The good boy went and bought a full round for us all.

 

When he brought the tray over, he handed the drinks out.

 

“I don’t think we’ve met before? You friends of Hatakes?”

 

“Mmm. Yes! You could say that!” Obito said, already seeming a little off. I think they made him nervous.

 

“He’s on our squad, too,” I volunteered.

 

Shisui took a drink and Itachi frowned. “Oh, I don’t think I’ve seen you around before.”

 

“I keep to myself. I’m a bit shy, you see?”

 

I snorted. “Shy? I’m calling bullshit. Kakashi, you calling bullshit?”

 

He hummed. “Bullshit.”

 

“Oh shut up, you two. Anyway, Erena. You’re meant to be on my side tonight. It’s more fun annoying Bakashi when you have backup.”

 

I was about to reply when Itachi butted in. “And can we have a name? It’s only polite.” There was a faint edge in his voice I only just picked up on.

 

“Oh, I’m Tobi!” He grinned.

 

“Tobi...?”

 

“...Uchiha?”

 

Shisui seemed surprised, but Itachi’s eyes narrowed. Mmm...I was going to have a headache soon, I knew it. Why did the idiot not say a fake last name?

 

“Uchiha Tobi? I don’t know of any Uchiha Tobi...do you?” Shisui asked Itachi, confused.

 

“No I don’t.” His voice was sharp. Oh, he knew.

 

“Have we met?” Shisui asked.

 

Obito looked a bit nervous. “No, I don’t think we have...”

 

“I would like to disagree,” Itachi snapped. He never snapped. I took a drink and looked between the two. I went to look for Kakashi for help, but the bastard had disappeared.

 

Fucking coward.

 

“Really? I’m so confused...how do you know him? I know everyone you do,” Shisui still had no clue. He looked to me. “What am I missing here?”

 

Itachi was full on staring at Obito now, who looked like he wanted to sink into the ground.

 

“Well...I guess you’re cousins? Pretty sure you’ve met...”I volunteered.

 

His eyebrows shot up. “What? How? When?”

 

“Ummm...He was away for a little while? And I guess you could say he’s skilled with the katana? Definitely got the better of me, anyway...” I offered, cringing slightly.

 

“What do you me-“ He paused. “I really hope you are fucking joking.”

 

Oh, it was quiet Shisui. I didn’t like quiet Shisui. He was the scary Shisui.

 

“Um. Nope? But it’s fine! I punched him, we made up. It’s all good!”

 

“No, Erena. It’s not ‘good’” Oh dear, now Scary Itachi was coming out.

 

I turned to Obito and whispered, “If I were you, I’d pull a Kakashi and get out of here. They’ve turned on their Scary Modes. Zero out of ten, would not recommend.”

 

He looked at me and nodded briefly. “Noted.” And without delay, he got up and ran to the nearest closed door. Shisui growled and made after him, but by the time he made it to him, Obito had disappeared.

 

“What the fuck do you think you are playing at, Erena!”

 

I looked at the table and pointed. “Playing? Ring of fire? It’s fun. Want in?”

 

“That’s not what he means, Erena.” Itachi sounded tired.

 

“Since when did you hang around with S-Ranked traitors?”

 

I frowned. “Since my best friends stood me up. That’s how long.”

 

“But you knew it was him! After what he did? He nearly killed you!”

 

“I’m over it. It’s fine!”

 

“Stop saying everything is ‘fine’. It’s not fine!”

 

My nice evening had now turned into a big argument and I really couldn’t be bothered. I rolled my eyes at them, before standing up and walking to the door.

 

“Erena, where are you going?! We haven’t finished.”

 

I waved at them behind me without turning around. I heard chairs scraping as they got up to follow me.

 

“Erena, stop.” Itachi grabbed my arm. I turned around and blinked at him. “We’re just worried.”

 

“Shhh!” I put my fingers to his lips to quiet him. “No speak.”

 

Itachi looked startled and turned to Shisui. “Is she always like this when she’s drunk?” Except when I was fourteen, I had only been drunk one time since, when Itachi was away on a mission with his genin...I convinced Shisui to go out, mainly to see what we was like drunk. Sadly, he could hold his alcohol better than me, and I remembered nothing.

 

Shisui snorted. “Pretty much. But she’s not reached the puking stage so our shoes are safe.”

 

“Hey, I resemble that...resent?...no definitely resemble!”

 

“Yes you do...I guess we should take her home...otherwise who knows where she’ll end up.”

 

Happy with their conclusion, I turned around and walked off in the direction of home. “Erena, slow down!” Itachi called.

 

With my brisk pace, the others followed suit and I was home in no time. They didn’t try and discuss the Obito topic any further.

 

I spun around before I entered the house and pointed my fingers at them.

 

“Tomorrow, eight, the bakery on the corner. Don’t be late, got it?” Both nodded at me. “Goodnight!” And I closed the door behind me.

 


 

Unfortunately for them, I had no intention of meeting them at eight. Instead, I got up at six, showered, and went to hide in one of the trees at the training ground. It was likely Gai was doing his morning work out, and there was no way they would think to look for me there.

 

It was pretty petty of me to stand them up after last night, but I gave zero fucks.

 

I settled into my tree branch and went to fall asleep when I heard Gai return - he must have been running around somewhere, probably doing circuits of the whole village or something. He was crazy like that.

 

“Hello, Gai!” I waved from my perch.

 

“Erena! What a beautiful morning! Have you come to join me on my Youthful work out!?”

 

“Nah. I’m slightly hungover and hiding from Shisui and Itachi. Hope you don’t mind me hanging out?” I tried to be funny and hang upside down from the branch, but as soon as I flipped my head, my skull pounded and I lost my grip on the branch.

 

I probably would have landed head first if Gai hadn’t ran over and caught me.

 

“Note to self - hangovers and upside down do not mix.”

 

Gai laughed and put me down, and I brushed myself off. “Don’t worry! I promise I will catch you! And if I don’t, I will perform a hundred high jumps!”

 

“Can’t have that, can we? That sounds like an absurd waste of time.” I tree walked back to my branch, and sat normally. “Maybe just do five? That seems far more sensible.”

 

“Five it is!”

 

“Excellent. Now, I was planning on snoozing...that cool with you? Don’t worry about noise, I could probably sleep through the apocalypse right now.”

 

He gave me an extravagant thumbs up and went back to his routine. He knew me enough by now that when I didn’t want to talk, I didn’t want to talk, and it wasn’t likely anything personal. Sometimes you just need quiet time, you know? Initially when I did this he thought he had upset me, but realised it was just part of my personality. Sometimes I’d talk your ear off, sometimes I just wanted quiet company.

 

I fell asleep soon after, and lost track of time. I felt a prod at my cheek, which stirred me awake.

 

“Erena! I am finished now, but I did not want to leave you alone while you slept. Do you intend to stay much longer?”

 

It must have been sometime after ten, so I figured I’d hidden for long enough. “Nah, I should probably go, too. Thanks for waking me...see you tomorrow morning?”

 

Sunday was our usual time for training. It was both the best and worst time of my week. Gai was refreshing, but he was a hard task master...It was also the reason why I never made any plans for a Saturday night - even if I was tired, Gai would never let up.

 

“Yes! I look forward to it. In fact, I wanted to discuss something with you...”he trailed off and started to blush. “Tomorrow, I was thinking I could bring breakfast for us both?” He seemed slightly subdued and nervous, which was very out of character.

 

“For before training? Gai, I can guarantee that will make me vomit.”

 

“No! Perhaps instead of training...we could just enjoy each other’s youthful company?”

 

My brain stopped for a second.

 

“Like, a date?” The question sounded weird coming from my mouth. Did Gai seriously just ask me out on a date? Instead of training? Was he okay?

 

“That was my plan.” He nodded, his face held a little tight.

 

In all honesty, this was not something I had considered a possibility. I had my friends, and they were very much where I liked them. I didn’t think any kind of relationship was on the cards for me...I wasn’t sure I even wanted one? I didn’t trust easily, so adding a new person to my circle was out. And because I had very few friends, the possibility of complicating one with a risky relationship (because, lets face it, I’m hard work at the best of times), was frightening.

 

But when I thought about it, Gai was very much in a similar position. He had a few friends, but I was pretty sure I was his only real female one. If he was willing to risk that, he must have given it a lot of thought.

 

And he knew most of my past, and had been around me at my best and worst. He brought out the best in me, and always seemed determined to keep me happy and cheerful, even in one of my moods. I’d snapped at him a few times, but he was the only one I could actually say i apologised to on a regular basis for it...maybe I cared more about what he thought of me than I realised?

 

“Sure!” I replied with a smile. “Want me to bring anything?”

 

“Yosh! No! I will plan a most Youthful morning meal! Simply bring yourself!” He grinned and started bouncing, I laughed at his ridiculousness.

 

“See you then!”

 

“Yes! Have a wonderful day!” He ran off in a hurry.

 

Huh...did I really just do that?

 

_________

 

I left the training grounds right after him, and decided to go for a stroll. My head was milling around with my date tomorrow with Gai (I still couldn’t believe that was a thing), I was still slightly half asleep and not in the right mood to find Itachi and Shisui yet. I would find them later and speak to them (and maybe apologise? Their reactions were pretty justified and I was just annoyed at them for bailing on me).

 

I went deeper into the woods, heading towards a small stream I found a few months ago. It was usually deserted and usually had some fish flopping around. It was quite a nice place to sit if you were avoiding people. As I approached, I could hear a couple of voices chattering away. I peeked around a tree and found Naruto and Sasuke...they were by the stream, and Naruto was acting like an idiot, trying to show off and catch the fish. He was failing pretty miserably, and Sasuke was finding his attempts hilarious.

 

“You’re scaring the fish, Dobe! You’ll never catch them!”

 

“Watch me! I’m going to catch them all, dattebayo!”

 

I had the sudden urge to start singing the Pokemon theme tune, but I would be the only one to find it funny.

 

At the edge of my senses, I detected a few other chakra signatures in the distance. This was odd for a number of reasons - largely because this wasn’t a well known area, but also because I didn’t recognise the signatures at all. There were usually an ANBU or two around Naruto, but they may be scarce during shift changes or in low risk areas. And if I could easily detect ANBU like this, they weren’t doing their job right.

 

I suppressed my own signature, and kept myself hidden  as I felt the signatures approach. The boys were still playing in the water, with Sasuke getting involved now.

 

I saw a rustle of leaves behind them, and a glint of metal. Whoever this was, wasn’t expecting company and were shit at hiding.

 

Before the shuriken landed, I jumped in front of Naruto and used my kunai to deflect it.

 

“Boys, behind me!”

 

Without hesitation, they both stopped and jumped behind me. Four shinobi jumped out. They were hooded with no distinguishing village plates, but their cloth choice and gear screamed Iwa.

 

Two of them dove for me and I held them off easily. The other two looked like they were considering going for Naruto and Sasuke, but I couldn’t allow that. I made for them before they could break for them.

 

“Sasuke! Fire jutsu! As high as you can go! Naruto! If you have any explosion tags or flares set them off! If not, join Sasuke -  I want as much noise and light as you can! And both of you get as far away as you can, and stick together!”

 

As I was fighting, the boys obeyed my instructions explicitly. I knew Sasuke’s chakra reserves weren’t great, but we managed a fairly impressive fireball over the tree canopy- it wasn’t huge, but I didn’t need it to be. Naruto also had an impressive arsenal of tags on him and started setting them off.

 

Every so often, one fo the Shinobi would try and break free from the assault and head to them, but I would follow and bring their attention back. I managed to get one of them with a well placed knockout tag while doing some impressive acrobatics, if I don’t say so myself.

 

Right now, my aim was more about the boys safety than anything else. I could have easily taken on the shinobi one or two at a time, but if one of them broke off, I couldn’t allow them to get to them.

 

Despite the boys best efforts, there was still no sign of reinforcements. I couldn’t see them anymore, which meant they had listened to be and ran off. I half expected Naruto to jump in and act like a fool, but I was glad he wasn’t here.

 

I was getting annoyed, and was seconds away from activating my Time Flicker seal, when one of them caught me in an Earth jutsu. My left leg was caught over my knee and I was stuck in place. I snarled, and was about to use an Earthquake technique to shatter it, but another transformed his arm into stone and smashed it right across my femur.

 

If it wasn’t for the Earth jutsu holding me in place, I would have fallen to the ground. My leg was clearly broken, and there was a shard of bone sticking out.

 

Before they could take advantage of my injury, I activated the Time Flicker. I could see them freeze. I was still stuck in place and couldn’t move, but I didn’t need to. I grabbed my remaining kunai and attached knockout tags to them (it was fiddly to do), before throwing them in their direction. Each of them hit their targets right at their shoulders.

 

Confident they were successfully tagged, I deactivated the Time Flicker. Right on cue, they fell to the ground. I activated the Earthquate jutsu to shatter the earth around my trapped leg, but instantly regretted it - the vibrations caused an intense pain to shoot up my leg and I almost blacked out.

 

I was about to try another idea, when Shisui shunshined into the clearing.

 

“Impeccable timing, you missed all the fun!” I hissed through gritted teeth.

 

“Shit! You okay?”

 

“Just peachy, thank you...care to give a girl a hand?”

 

He came over and started to peel the earth away from me, being careful not to touch my leg. I saw him wince when he saw the open fracture.

 

Itachi came out just after, Naruto and Sasuke in tow.

 

Once my leg was free, I collapsed to the ground, unable to hold my weight.

 

“Erena!” Naruto shouted, and tried to run over.

 

“Whoa, back up, little dude. No touchy!” I stopped him before he got any closer. If he jostled my leg, I couldn’t promise I wouldn’t scream bloody murder.

 

“We should wait for a medic, I’d prefer not to move you right now,” Shisui said.

 

“Yea, no, fuck that,” I wasn’t waiting around for a medic.

 

I grabbed my broken leg to straighten it, clenching down to stop myself from screaming. I pulled my leg out and away from my body, twisting slightly to replace the expose bone. I am strong enough to admit I definitely cried out at this point.

 

I then concentrated on healing the bone. I didn’t bother healing the wound - I just needed my let stable enough to get out of here. It took a few minutes, but I stopped when I was happy enough. It wasn’t perfect, and I probably fucked up the bone position, but I’d deal with that later.

 

“Help a girl up?” I asked Shisui. He looked slightly pale. I scoffed. “Please, like that’s the first time you’ve seen me do that.”

 

“You had a bone poking out, then you made the bone not poke out.” Thank you, Mr Obvious.

 

“That was so COOL!” Naruto shouted. Of course the young child appreciated it.

 

I smiled at him. “It comes in useful.”

 

“Umm...I guess you’re not actually a rubbish shinobi after all, huh?” Sasuke mumbled, still attached to Itachi’s side. I shared a quick look with Itachi, where he smirked.

 

Sasuke was convinced I was his bothers hanger-on fangirl that he put up with. He couldn’t understand why his bother would chose to socialise with a lowly genin of my age and it became his new favourite insult for me. Both Itachi and Fugaku had told him to quit it, but he was stubborn and a little bit vindictive.

 

“Not really, no,” I scrunched my nose up at him and smiled.

 

ANBU then appeared from the trees, so I gave a quick report - I explained I had only sensed four, all knocked out, and the boys seemed to be their targets. They took them away, no doubt to T and I. I’d probably have to give an official report later on.

 

After that, we wrapped my wound and headed to the hospital. Naruto decided to fill me in on their little adventure, where they had met Shisui and Itachi as they were running away. It turned out they had seen the boys little firework display, while looking for me, and were coming to investigate -  they were more concerned about the two of them burning the forest down than an attack, so didn’t immediately hurry until they literally crashed into them. Itachi wanted to take the boys away from danger, but they wouldn’t hear of it.

 

As we were walking, with Shisui supporting me, he whispered to me, “What were they after?”

 

“No idea. They started to target Naruto first...but the aim was lethal.”

 

“You think they wanted to take out our Jinchuriki?”

 

“I’m not sure.” I really wasn’t. It didn’t make much sense to me...not that it mattered, that’s why we had T and I to wheedle out the information.

 

“And how did you manage to get injured like that? It’s not like you.”

 

“I needed to keep their focus on me, and I let my guard down. I couldn’t activate my seals around the boys - they’d ask too many questions...or at least Naruto would.”

 

“Hn.” Whoa. Shisui just did the characteristic Uchiha grunt? Sometimes I questioned his true heritage...guess I was wrong.

 

Once we were at the hospital, Itachi took the opportunity to take the boys to his house while Shisui stayed with me. I was taken to a bed and a chuunin healer came over to assess me. She winced when she examined me, which told me I’d probably screwed up somehow. She disappeared and a few minutes later Yumi appeared, looking angry (but when was he not?).

 

“Why did you perform a field repair on a complicated open fracture when you were within Konoha’s boundaries?”

 

“Nice to see you, too!” I grinned.

 

“Nice you see me? Nice to see me!? I thought you were over these stunts. I’ve been over a year since any major disaster. I actually quite like seeing you for only social reasons, you know? But no. Here you are.”

 

“Here I am!” I parroted, please with myself. Shisui looked embarassed for me.

 

“Here you are, and here I am, and here I go rebreaking your leg to fix your fuck up.”

 

Before I had a chance to reply and ask what he meant, he held my chest down with one hand, placed his other on my leg and channelled chakra through it. I felt both the pain and the physical sensation of snapping and I couldn’t help but vomit.

 

Shisui managed to grab a tray to catch it just in the knick if time.

 

“What the fuck?” I managed to whisper between heavy breaths. There was no reason for it to feel worse than the first time, but it did. “Why couldn’t you give me any painkillers?”

 

“It would take too long. You kept up the accelerated bone repair, if I had even left it another half hour, you could have lost full strength in that leg. Don’t do that again!” He waggled his finger at me, before going about re-repairing the breaks.

 

Less than ten minutes later, he repaired my fracture and wound. He threw me out with crutches and told me to not place weight on it for at least a week.

 

Then he invited me to dinner and his and Kutsu’s flat on Tuesday. I was to bring the dessert.

 

“Sure, whatever, as long as you lay off the nagging for the night,” I said.

 

“Impossible.”

 

I shrugged. “Worth a try.”

 

Shisui offered to walk me home, since I was an invalid. I felt like Bambi with the crutches - I would have been better off hopping.

 

“Is Yumi always that brutal? I think someone needs to speak to him about his bedside manner.”

 

“No, he’s great. That particular ire is only reserved for me. And Kutsu - but I’m pretty sure the biggest injury he’s had since ROOT is a paper cut.”

 

“It’s hard to imagine the two of them being such good friends. Yumi is so brash, and Kutsu is as stoic as you can get.” Shisui had met them a couple of times over the years. On a whole, those that were in the Infiltration corps tended to stick to ourselves - we generally felt uneasy around each others extended friendship circles and didn’t really overlap too much.

 

“Yea, well, you know what they say  - opposites attract.”

 

Shisui paused. “What do you mean?”

 

“Eh? They’re together? Everyone knew that.”

 

He blinked a few times. “Pretty sure I didn’t. That actually makes a lot of sense.”

 

“That’s because your head is stuck up your ass. The only love life you care about is your own.”

 

“Not true...”

 

“Really, and what about Itachi’s girlfriend?”

 

“ITACHI HAS A GIRLFRIEND?”

 

I snickered. “No, of course not. But if he did, you wouldn’t have known anyway. The fact you almost believed me proves my point.”

 

“Thank god. I probably would have had a heart attack. It would be like you telling me you were going on a date.” He laughed.

 

“Well, actually...”

 

“Nice try, I’m not falling for that twice.”

 

I shrugged. Well, he can’t say I didn’t try and tell him.

 

The rest of the day I stayed at home. An ANBU came by later saying I was to report tomorrow to give my statement, and that I was off active duty for the next week. I was still to report to Command but I would be on desk duty.

 

Itachi also came over to think me properly, and discuss the Obito situation. He wasn’t willing to trust him, but he would accept his presence in Konoha. He also threatened to kill him if he even stepped a toe out of line, which included hurting me. He was pretty scary, actually.

 

The next morning, I went out to meet Gai as promised. I had to leave a little earlier than normal to manoeuvre with the crutches. When I appeared, Gai was already there.

 

When he saw me with the crutches, he widened his eyes and ran over. He picked me up, bridal style and deposited me on the blanket softly.

 

“WHAT HAPPENED? How are you injured? You did not need to come all the way over here if you couldn’t walk! The dedication!”

 

“Hey, I said I would be here! It’s fine, just a little broken leg, I’ll be back to normal in a week. There was an unfortunate run in with a few foreign nin.”

 

“Within Konoha?” He seemed concerned.

 

“Yea, but they are with T and I now, so they are probably working on them as we speak. I need to give my statement later, though.”

 

He looked thoughtful for a second, definitely thinking about something. “Yosh! Let’s forget this for now! It’s most Unyouthful, and I don’t want it to mar our time!”

 

I grinned. “I couldn’t agree more.”

 

The whole affair was really quite nice. It didn’t really seem like a date, but two friends spending time together. The only difference being he would occasionally make small physical gestures towards me, like briefly hold my hand or touch my face, and I didn’t pull away. At the end, I suggested we do something again during the week, and he accepted immediately.

 

He offered to walk me to ANBU Command, but I preferred to go alone - I knew he wasn’t ANBUs biggest fan so we simply walk together until other paths split. Not knowing what to do, we parted with an awkward wave...It was probably the only cringey time of the whole date.

 

When I was there, I was sat down with the ANBU Commander and Morino Ibiki. Even though I wasn’t the one on trial, Ibiki had a way about him that made you feel judged. It would probably be quite intimidating if you gave a shit.

 

At the end of my statement, they shared a look and Ibiki nodded to the ANBU Commander, before speaking.

 

“During the preliminary interrogations -“

 

“Torture.” I interrupted. Ibiki narrowed his eyes at me and I tilted my head, smiling innocently.

 

“During  the preliminary interrogations,” he lifted his hand to stop me interrupting again, I grinned. “We have confirmed that the shinobi are indeed from Iwa. Based on their knowledge of ANBU schedules, we have concluded that they are not working alone. They have access to inside information that should not be available.”

 

“There’s a mole in ANBU?” I asked.

 

“That is our conclusion.”

 

“And let me guess - you want me to find it?” After helping Shikaku the year before, I had performed a few internal investigations since then. All on the down low, and often required no more input than reading a few files, but I had a bit of a reputation within the higher ups for uncovering treachery. Most of the time it was power hungry individuals seeking status or blackmailing for one reason or another, but I had found a couple of people selling information externally, and one plant.

 

“Yes.”

 

“Okay. But I’m going to need more information. Either access to your reports or access to the prisoners - I can probably work with both. And access to the ANBU guards files - especially details of previous missions, unless highly classified. I may have a few further requests, but it depends what rabbit holes I end up going down.”

 

“How long do you think it will take?” Ibiki asked.

 

I shrugged. “Depends on how redacted the files are, or how good your interrogation has been.” He narrowed his eyes dangerously at me. Someone doesn’t like being second guessed? Aw, poor little ego. “But if I don’t have them by the time I’m out of my crutches, I’ll be upset with myself.”

 

He looked a little impressed. “Are you sure you don’t want a job with T and I?”

 

I snorted. “That’s a firm no from me.”

 

The next day, I was given my own room to commandeer for the week and was delivered files from T and I, and the ANBU personnel files. I was pleasantly surprised with how intact the files are, as I expected a sea of black boxes across the board.

 

From reading the interrogation transcripts, there definitely seemed to be a mole in ANBU, but they were also barking up the wrong tree...the questions had all been geared towards the reason for capturing the Jinchuriki, and what they could gain blah blah blah, but the answers given didn’t make sense. It was all guesswork and conjecture. No...Naruto wasn’t the target at all.

 

And if Naruto wasn’t the target, then the problem didn’t lie within his ANBU guards. It was more of a border and village security issue...which meant a lot more suspects.

 

But also, if Naruto wasn’t the target, then that only left Sasuke. And why on earth would Iwa want Sasuke? It didn’t make any sense.

 

I sent a message to Morino to go down another route of questions - I wasn’t given access to the prisoners myself, but I was allowed to ask for specific things, within reason. That afternoon I got my reply, so I knew where to focus on.

 

After milling things overnight, I presented my three main suspects to the ANBU commander. It was unlikely all three were involved, but I needed to question them before I was certain.

 

And unfortunately for all of us, I was right. When the summons for questioning were sent out, one did not respond and he was discovered missing that night.

 

Misumi Tsurugi was then labelled a missing nin.

 

Considering he was only a genin on paper, it surprised many...but I didn’t give much stock to rank. The main thing that gave him away to me was the utter lack of information on him. Sure, he was from Konoho, but there were unexplainable gaps in his service. His file wasn’t heavily redacted, so I couldn’t even blame it on highly classified missions. Plus he was a frequently on wall guard duty at the section where they likely entered, and knew of gaps within the roster.

 

What concerned me was the lack of any possible link to Iwa. He had not been on mission outside of Fire, and had no encounters with Iwa or Iwa affiliates.

 

There was another connection somewhere.

 

Sadly, I was then removed from the case. I had found my ANBU mole, and it that was that...which was silly, really. Do they not know me at all? I’m like a dog with a bone.

 

When I had my little dinner party with Kutsu and Yumi (during which I was nagged constantly about my leg- Kutsu thanked me for his reprieve), I mentioned that I was looking into someone declared a missing nin from Konoha. I didn’t mention anything else about the case (because classified), and asked them to keep their ear open for any interesting information...so obviously the entire Infiltration Corps were involved by the next day due to Kutsu and his gossiping.

 

And by the following day, I was informed of rumours of the reappearance of a Missing nin in different foreign countries. The stories were almost like people talking about the Bogey-man...they were more fantastical than anything else, and held very little actual facts.

 

The thing that made them interesting was that the rumours (of which there were many - mainly supplied by travelling merchants, visiting families, and a few loose lipped lower ranked shinobi) all fit into the same timeframe of a couple of months, which was a very narrow window when it came to stories. For me, it was enough to suspect there was a grain of truth. And I could work with that.

 

And when you connected a few dots, it painted a very strange picture.

 

I asked the ANBU commander for a meeting about the case, He must have held a lot of stock in my opinion, as soon the meeting with him also included Morino.

 

“So, care to tell me why you are working a case when you were informed it is out of your jurisdiction?”

 

“I don’t like unsolved mysteries.” I shrugged.

 

“And care to tell me what this is about?”

 

“...How’s your investigation going?” I asked, genuinely curious.

 

“Well enough that I am taking time out to speak to you.”

 

“So, terribly then?” He crossed his arms. “Okay, so I’m pretty sure I’ve got an idea...but it’s a pretty rough idea...but my ideas are usually pretty solid so figured I would tell you the idea.”

 

He stared at me for a moment. “You are one of the most confusing kunoichi I have ever met and you irritate me.”

 

“You know, a lot of people tell me that! I don’t get it...I’m not that irritating, I always thought I was pretty charming?”

 

“Absolutely not. Now, get to the point.”

 

Drum roll, please.

 

“Orochimaru is working with Iwa and tasked them with retrieving Uchiha Sasuke. He also has some kind of relationship with Ame, but to what extend I don’t know.”

 

Both men went silent. “Oh, and I’m pretty sure Misumi Tsurugi was a spy for Orochimaru. And if he doesn’t have more, I’ll eat my hat...I mean, I don’t have a hat, but I can get one.”

 

“Do you know what this could mean if correct?” the ANBU Commander said.

 

“Really, really bad things?”

 

“Really, really bad things,” he confirmed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

I apologise to all the Erena-Shisui shippers! It was so hard not to respond to the comments haha!
Gai was always my intended pairing, since his first appearance. I love Shisui, but they would probably end up killing each other if they ended up in a relationship.

We’re also coming near the end of the Bonds arc...maybe a few more to go!

Chapter 32: Bonds arc: part 12

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

After I dropped my bombshell, both Morino and the ANBU Commander had a bit of a melt down. Well, as much of a meltdown two emotionally stunted shinobi could have - it mainly involved them arguing between themselves and trying to convince each other I was wrong, with me awkwardly sitting there in silence.

 

After some pretty weak arguments, they both concluded that my conclusions had merit and justified further investigation.

 

“You’re a pain in the ass to work with but you’ve never been wrong,” the ANBU Commander commented. Wow, I had no idea he thought so highly of me (the man was a renowned hard-ass and probably didn’t compliment his kids- if he had any).

 

After that, they decided to reassign me.

 

I was practically removed from Team Ro, and placed into the task force that dealt with locating and targeting missing nin. It was a joint venture between Intelligence, T and I, and ANBU...and one of the only times I saw three different divisions work cohesively. Intelligence and T and I would gather information, then brain storm with ANBU, who would go out in the field- to gather more information or act in the Hunter Nin capacity to capture or neutralise.

 

And of their targets, Orochimaru was undesirable number one.

 

The problem was, is that he was a slippery little snake. They couldn’t pin him down and his movements made little sense. Once, one of their operatives managed to get him cornered, only for him to get away.

 

And that operative? Uchiha Shisui.

 

I was seriously going to kill him. He had been with the task force for over a year, and had put himself into the paths of one of the most despicable creatures to ever come out of the Elemental Nations. And he didn’t even tell me.

 

The ANBU Commander gave me access to all the files on Orochimaru (most heavily redacted, shocker) prior to my entry into the Task Force, and I was ready to smack the files over Shisui’s head when I read them. Other than being a stupid idiot for putting himself in harms way, he knew of my capabilities in gathering information and he didn’t even ask...even if only for pointers.

 

But my main problem was that the intel they had was pathetic, and I was seriously concerned about the efficacy of the Intelligence department. How did they get anything done?

 

When the ANBU Commander offered me a spot, I immediately accepted. Not only did I want to get the the bottom of it, but I couldn’t let Shisui get himself killed due to bad intel. If I walked away with the current state of things, I would have never forgiven myself.

 

Morino and the Commander called a meeting the next week. During this time, I utilised my new spy network and researched the achieves to paint a bigger picture...not only of Orochimaru, but a couple of the other targets. When I showed them the new up to date files, Morino smirked.

 

“You are ridiculously efficient. Danzo was a vicious bastard, but he really did know how to pick them.”

 

I clenched my jaw. “Shut your mouth.” No one ever spoke about Danzo so bluntly to me anymore, and it was not welcome.

 

As the meeting was started, I was kept in the room next door to wait until I was to be introduced as a consultant to the group (they could not offer me a permanent spot without the Hokage’s permission, which they could not be bothered doing, apparently- but I suspected there may be more to this), but I was never good at doing what I was told. Instead, I used my eavesdropping devices to listen through the walls.

 

“Thank you for meeting us here, we have called the meeting as new information had been brought to light, and so we are making a few adjustments to the structure of the task force.”

 

“What’s that supposed to mean?” I heard a nasally voice whine - I had never heard it before, so it was unlikely ANBU (plus most were the strong and silent type, I was an anomaly).

 

“We are bringing in a consultant to the task force. They will be focused primarily on Orochimaru, but ask nicely and they may consider helping with others.

 

“In the last week, they have discovered the location of one low and two mid level threats,” I heard the slam of files hitting the desk. “Without even leaving Konoha...care to explain how they managed this in a few days, when you have been working on these for months? Hm?

 

“They are also responsible for connecting the Iwa attack last week with Orochimaru, and suspect a link between him and Misumi. We aim to find out their true objectives and why. You will all fully cooperate, understand?”

 

“What do you mean there is a link between Orochimaru and Iwa? That is impossible!” It was Shisui to speak this time.

 

“Not impossible, just improbable. While the links are pure conjecture at this point, I am inclined to believe them. But I will happily be proven wrong.”

 

“Pfft, whatever. It sounds like bullshit to me. We’ve been at this for ages and there’s no way someone can just come in a bulldoze our entire investigation.” Oh, Shisui, you’re an asshole sometimes.

 

And that was my cue. I pocketed the device, and walked to the meeting room before knocking. Morino let me in and smirked with me - he must have known I would be listening.

 

“Hey Ibiki - I heard someone order a bulldozer?”

 


 

I didn’t make a lot of friends on the task force but I’ve never been one to care for that kind of thing. I stomped on their parade and showed them how to properly gather and compile intel...the operatives from Intelligence were reluctant to accept my help and advice - it was like I was working with toddlers, so I treated them like ones.

 

“Look, girl, I have been in Intelligence for seven years. I know how to do my job.”

 

“Oh, really?” I sneered at the irritating Tobuketsu Jounin. “Because all I see is accounts from Konoha shinobi on missions. Where are the reports form your foreign contacts? Kumo? Mist? Even the neutral countries? What about foreign placed agents? Reports from merchants and travellers? Hell, even from Jiraiya?”

 

“Konoha doesn’t have a spy network like that. It hasn’t since ROOT was dissembled.”

 

I heard Morino snort and Shisui mutter an ‘oh dear’. I raised my eyebrow.

 

“You useless fuck. For being in Intelligence, you’re not exactly Intelligent. Of course we have a network. We always have, even if basic. And now it’s back to acceptable standards, I have seen to that myself. If you can’t keep up with the times you should really get the fuck out.”

 

“Nakahara, that isn’t your decision,” I heard the ANBU Commander warn.

 

“No, but it should be.” I crossed my arms in protest.

 

“Wait a second,” another Intelligence operative asked. “What do you mean you’ve seen to the spy network?”

 

“Exactly that. We have one, it’s up and running. It’s not exactly a secret.”

 

“But how?”

 

“It just is. If I told you how, it wouldn’t be an effective network. You just need to work with the handlers or head of infiltration.”

 

“Head of Infiltration? Like, from ROOT? I’ve heard about them, they are legendary. They personally trained all the agents to be undetectable. Even Shimura Danzo couldn’t see past the deception. And their foreign network was a thing of beauty.”

 

“Why, thank you,” I said, deadpan.

 

His eyes bulged. “You? Really? You?”

 

I blinked. While I would normally enjoy the attention, I was getting tired of this. “Yes, really. So will you shut up and let me speak?”

 

After than they did, but I occasionally got mild protests...they didn’t last long.

 

While they were flapping over the new files and information, I took Shisui aside for a full verbal account of the his interaction with Orochimaru. I expected him to be a little resistant to me, but he seemed resigned more than anything else.

 

“You really think Orochimaru has a connection to the events of last week?”

 

“Yes, Shisui. I do.”

 

“Fuck.”

 

“Agreed.”

 

He gave me his version of events, including certain things that had been redacted - not that it changed anything. At one point, when describing the battle, he slipped up on his language a little - just a shift of tenses, but it was enough for someone who knows him to tell the difference.

 

“Stop right there - what aren’t you telling me?”

 

“What do you mean? I’ve told you everything?”

 

“Nope - after your fight started. Something isn’t right. I need to know everything, Shisui. Even the smallest piece of information could be the key.”

 

He stilled, and face went blank. “I...don’t know what you’re talking about.”

 

“Nope. Stop. I don’t like it when people lie, Shisui. What is so bad you can’t trust me to know?”

 

He sighed. “Not not just up to me. It’s not only my secret to tell.”

 

My mind whirled. It wasn’t a secret related to the village itself. And something that could put people in danger. People he cared about in danger...and his bubble was fairly limited.

 

“Uchiha related, I’m guessing?”

 

“How did you..? Never mind...yes.”

 

“And what do you need in order to tell me?”

 

“I guess permission from the Clan Head...maybe from a couple of others. But Fugaku will never allow this knowledge outside of the clan. Even to you.”

 

“Let him be the judge of that...we’ll head over tonight. Going now would be too suspicious.”

 

Shisui gave me a silent nod and stayed tense. The rest of the meeting he kept fairly silent - a testament to how on edge he was feeling. Even when I continued to berate the asshat from Intelligence, he didn’t say anything or even snort when my insults were hilarious (I was on top form).

 

We left the task force together when Morino called it a day. It was still early enough that Fugaku was likely to be at the police station - when we got there, Shisui went to the desk to sign in as a guest, but I just grabbed him and pulled him through.

 

“What are you doing?” He hissed under his breath.

“Puh-lease. I haven’t signed in here in forever. Oh, hey, Mika- can I go in? Will he be annoyed?”

 

There was a temporary secretary outside his office today, but she usually worked in records. I met here a few times when I went their to play with (solve) cold cases when I got really bored.

 

“No, he should be okay!” She replied.

 

“Oh bummer. It’s less fun when he’s not bothered. Thanks though!”

 

I opened the door without knocking, hoping to piss him off a little. He lifted his gaze from what he was looking at, and looked stern.

 

“Oh, it’s just you, Erena. Come in.” He softened his gaze and pointed to the seat. I instantly deflated with his casual acceptance.

 

“I brought a friend, this time. So you’re saved from an ass whooping for another day.”

 

Shisui entered, and bowed to Fugaku. He looked between us and frowned. “Well, this is certainly not a social call.”

 

“Nope,” I said, popping the ‘P’. “I’m investigating the incident in the forest. I’ve hit a bit of a snag and I need certain information.”

 

He lifted his eyebrow in question.

 

“Fugaku-sama,” Shisui said, sounding a bit sheepish. “She required full disclosure on my combat capabilities.”

 

Fugaku stiffened and looked to me. Oh, I’ve come across a pressure point. Something juicy. Now I had to know.

 

“To what end?”

 

“I need to know why someone would want to target Sasuke, and this is the only link I have,” I volunteered. I wasn’t sure how much I could disclose to Fugaku, but even if he had not been informed of this, he needed to know either way. By the sharp look I got from Shisui, I was guessing it wasn’t openly available information.

 

“Target Sasuke? You are certain he was the target?” In other words: ‘not the Jinchuriki.’

 

“Very certain.”

 

Fugaku looked stressed and pinched the area between his brow. “And the information you seek - will it aid in capturing the perpetrator behind it?”

 

I sighed. I had never lied to Fugaku and could not lie now. “I already know the ‘who’, but I don’t know the ‘why.’ Or how determined they will be and try again. I cannot guarantee capture, but that is our aim. I will promise I will not disclose anything you tell me here to anyone else - there will be no written record and the information cannot be forcibly removed from my mind.”

 

Fugaku looked at me blankly for a second. “If it may help Sasuke, then ask us...We will answer.”

 

And so I learned about the Mangekyou Sharingan. I already knew there was something different about Itachi and Shisui’s sharingan, from seeing them in Mist and when I was in Psyche, but I was brought up with a healthy respect for bloodline limits from my parents so didn’t ask questions when information wasn’t volunteered.

 

It turned out that Shisui had used his Mangekyou sharingan against Orochimaru during his fight - namely some cool flames called Amaterasu and a really cool giant avatar he called Susanoo. They mentioned that each person with it had individual gifts, but would not elucidate further, and I saw no need in pushing. According to them, the only members of the clan with active Mangekyou sharingan were Fugaku, Shisui and Itachi.

 

“And who knows about Itachi?” I asked.

 

“I am not certain what you mean. No one outside of this room is aware,” Fugaku replied. But that didn’t make sense at all.

 

“Sasuke is being targeted because of his latent potential,” I said, now certain. “Orochimaru has seen the Mangekyou’s power. And if his profile is correct - he craves power and knowledge...a powerful sharingan would provide him with both. Just look at what Danzo did for the sharingan, Orochimaru would not be the first...he’s not stupid enough to go for you three - you are too powerful and heavily protected. But Sasuke? He could take him and mould him to what he wants...he’s taking a leaf out of Danzo’s book - grab ‘em young, manipulate ‘em, use ‘em.”

 

“He will not get his hands on Sasuke,” Fugaku all but growled.

 

“Correct,” I said. “And now I know the why - and a selfish one at that - I can guarantee whatever agreement he has with Iwa is shaky at best. I can work with this.” I stood and looked between the both of them. “Thank you for trusting me.”

 

Shisui looked shocked. “You’re thanking us? Are you okay?”

 

I scowled. “Hey, I’m trying to be nice. I’ve been told I’m not nice at times...You want me to take it back?” I asked.

 

“No. I’ll take it. It may never happen again!”


 

We parted ways after leaving the police station. I left better now I had a more concrete plan in my head, but needed to sort things the next day.

 

I would still be assisting the task force in locating Orochimaru, but I needed to expose him. If I cut off his resources, he may slip up and do our jobs for us. If he was using Iwa to do his dirty work, then we needed to show them that they had more to gain from us than him...and that meant politicking the shit out of the situation.

 

First though, I promised to spend the evening with Gai. We had met up several times since our first date, and I was quite pleased with how things were going. After the awkwardness of our departure, I was a little bit worried it would continue that way, but it turned out I had nothing to worry about. Where I might find things awkward and not know how to react, Gai cared little about that kind of thing - and goodbye tension.

 

For example, when we met up the second time (in the forest, with an initial plan just to go for a walk - but ended up turning into a game of hide and seek) I didn’t know if I should wave or what...but he just ran up to me and grabbed me in an over dramatic hug, practically throwing me into the air. I couldn’t help but giggle (almost a foreign sound from me), and that seemed to spur Gai onto more silly displays.

 

And while he was very physical with his affections, he was still incredibly respectful and would wait for me to make any move that could be perceived as more than friends. When I kissed him at the end or our last meeting he turned a bright red colour but looked incredibly pleased. And his happiness was infectious.

 

Tonight he promised to make me dinner, so I was heading over to his flat. He lived in a tower block in a busy area of town, and not too far away. When I got there, I came to realise he was on the top floor - because of course he was. Normally I’d just walk up the walls, but he warned me too many shinobi lived in the block, so it wasn’t a good idea - shinobi are paranoid little bastards and like to lay traps against possible intruders...so stairs it was....I hated stairs.

 

While I wasn’t unfit by any means, I was still in a bad mood when I made it to his, grumbling under my breath. I knocked on the door, and he answered immediately. “Erena! How wonderful to see you! I hope you - why do you look displeased? Are you okay?!” He grabbed me any pulled me into his flat before grabbing my hands. “Tell me what is wrong! I will do my best to resolve your unhappiness!”

 

I was a little taken aback by his response, and I felt pretty pathetic when I mumbled out, “I just really hate stairs.”

 

He blinked a couple of times before frowning. “The stairs?”

 

“The stairs. They are boring and take a long time and you live on the top floor.”

 

He broke out into a grin, clearly finding it funny. “How Youthful! It almost sounds as though you could not wait to see me! Can you not resist my handsome manly features?”

 

Oh, he was definitely making fun of me. “Yeh, sure. If that’s what you want to believe.” I rolled my eyes but it seemed to encourage him more. He leaned down and kissed me quickly before pulling me over to the seating area.

 

“And so I shall believe it! Tell me about your day! Dinner is almost ready, I am just waiting on the rice to finish cooking.”

 

I sat down next to him, and leaned slightly on his arm. “Oh, you know, the usual...Irritating the plebs, planning to restructure shitty departments, uncovering mysteries. All in a days work.”

 

He laughed. “You do have a unique outlook. Your daily accomplishments exceed what many achieve in a year. If only all had your attitude and work ethic!”

 

I snorted. “I doubt those in command could survive if everyone had my attitude. Pretty sure I would be on the chopping block if I didn’t get results.”

 

“But your attitude is what makes you, you. You are so cool!”

 

“Cool? What are you, twelve?”

 

“You jest! Thankfully I am not. Otherwise I would not do this!” And he kissed me, hard. It only lasted a minute, before he broke off to smile and finish dinner.

 

“Nope. Definitely not twelve.” I spoke to myself.


 

The next morning I sent requests for a meeting with the necessary individuals to discuss the Iwa situation, but had no concrete plans until I had replies. While I had the opportunity, I decided to go and visit Yumi at the hospital.

 

I found him working in one of the office rooms - it was a room with multiple cubicles used by the healers for their paperwork. Unfortunately only higher ups had individual offices, so the rest were lucky if they got their own designated desk.

 

I grabbed one of the empty office chairs and slid over to him.

 

“What’s up, buttercup?”

 

He turned to look at me, assessing me for injury before answering. “Too much paperwork and not enough time,” he said.

 

I peered over. “Anything I can help with?”

 

He snorted. “Sadly, no. But if you’re feeling helpful you could sort that pile into alphabetical order? It would help speed things up slightly.”

 

“You got it.” I grabbed a large pile of what looked like test results, and started to work. After as few minutes, I got into a rhythm. “So...I may or may not have a medical based question for you...”

 

“Oh course you do.” He continued writing, not even bothering to look up. “What do you need?”

 

I took a breath. “So...you know my hormonal problems? And those shitty supplements I have to keep taking?” He still didn’t respond so I took that as encouragement to continue. “Say if I wanted to look into contraception, what would it do? Do I even need to look into contraception, or am I barren as a desert?”

 

His pen slammed down on the table and he snapped his head towards me.

 

“Privacy seal?” He asked.

 

“Pfft, on, of course.” I activated it as soon as I reached his desk.

 

“Who?”

 

“None of your beeswax,” I said.

 

“I’ll find out by this evening. And don’t think I won’t.”

 

It’s times like this I regretted training them. How dare they use my Corps against me. “Well...nothing’s happened yet. I’m just preempting things...should they get there. I’m being sensible. I thought you’d appreciate it.”

 

“I’d appreciate you telling me who it is. And if you tell me its that stupid Uchiha friend of yours, I’m going to castrate him.”

 

“Oi! Shisui’s not that bad!”

 

“Erena!” He growled at me.

 

“Fine. It’s Maito Gai.” I crossed my arms in defence. “We’ve only been on a few dates, but I like him.”

 

He narrowed his eyes, at me assessing. I wasn’t sure what he was thinking. We had never discussed relationships before, even his and Kutsu’s. It was just a thing that happened, and seemed so organic it wasn’t a surprise by any means. One day he just told me that they both wanted to enter a relationship with each other, I said “okay, that’s nice” and that was that. And I had never shown any interest in one before, so I suspected he thought it wouldn’t be a problem.

 

“Good. I like him.” He said finally. “Send him to see me.”

 

“Whoa, stop. Time out. I’m not sending him down to you for some kind of shovel talk.” I liked Gai, and kind of wanted him to continue liking me? Not have Yumi scare him away.

 

“Not like that, you idiot.” He rolled his eyes. “Thankfully, you came to see me before actually diving in head first and screwing up. Literally.” I guffawed slightly. “To answer your questions: Standard contraception is not compatible with your current treatment and would have undesired side effects, and yes, you do need to look into it - you are not barren, and the thought of you with a child scares me more than I want to admit.”

 

“Wow, thats super rude.” I said. “But also true - could you imagine? What would I even do with it?” I shivered.

 

“Exactly... so that leave two options. Civilian methods, or he comes to see me for the male contraceptive treatment.”

 

Civilians didn’t have access to the same contraception that shinobi did. With kunoichi going out into the field on long term missions, often certain cycles had to be paused, or those in seduction had to be taken care of to avoid unwanted accidents, so healers could give long term injections when necessary. As I was on hormone replacements, I hadn’t been certain I could even take them. And I was right.

 

What Yumi was suggesting was having Gai get the male contraceptive - a less common option, usually reserved for those in seduction (because men can be just as effective as women, if given the right target), or players who didn’t trust their victims not to try and trap them into marriage by becoming pregnant (usually those in clans such as the Hyuuga or Uchiha). Most male shinobi did not see it as their responsibility and so it was a very unpopular option...the thought of having that conversation with Gai was beyond embarrassing.

 

“I don’t know...” I said. “Are you sure there isn’t something I could take? What if I stopped the hormones? Wouldn’t that work?”

 

“Absolutely not! That would send your body back...you may even end up as weak as an old crone. Stopping them could have side effects on everything from your hair to your bone density. Don’t even think about it...look, I’ve met him enough times to know he wouldn’t think twice about it. Just send him to me - keeps it quiet, off record, and no one else has to know, okay?”

 

“Okay. Thank you, Yumi.”

 

“Thank you? Who are you and what have you done with Erena?”

 

“Fuck this. I thought I’d take a leaf out of Gai’s book and try and be nice. The two times I have done it, I get the third degree! Experiment over!”

 

(The next time I saw Gai, we had the awkward conversation...well, I found it awkward. He only had questions about my medications and why and his face went all dark and grim when I explained about Danzo’s interfering. He only commented once that Danzo’s execution was too easy an end for him. It was so unlike Gai I worried slightly. That being said, he soon changed the subject, and I found out later he went to see Yumi not long after...Yumi further declared his approval and told me not to fuck it up.)


 

I received confirmation of my meeting request and a time to head to the Hokage Tower. When I arrived, Hiruzen was present with Morino and the ANBU commander, so we were just waiting on a couple of stragglers.

 

“Hey, S’up?” I asked, and flopped down onto one of the desks, lounging with a leg draped over the arm. “Lovely weather we’re having, isn’t it?”

 

Morino raised an eyebrow at me and smirked, while the Hokage sighed. “Good afternoon, Elena.”

 

Both Shikaku and Itachi appeared at the same time. I didn’t move from my position and casually waved at them. Shikaku gave me a withered look and Itachi just shook his head in amusement as he sat down.

 

“So, Erena, now we are all here - can you explain the reason for this meeting?” The Hokage asked professionally.

 

“Abdo-fucking-lutely,” I replied, unprofessionally and grinned. “Okay, so...As Morino and ANBU Commander are aware, I’ve kind of taken lead on the whole Iwa incident from last week and have some pretty exciting news.” The Hokage and Shikaku both seemed a little surprised at my input.

 

“And when did you become involved in the case?” The Hokage asked.

 

“We asked her to locate the mole within ANBU, however her investigation led to more insight than we had anticipated, so we allowed her full access,” replied the ANBU Commander, with absolutely no remorse.

 

“I will review this. But in future, decisions like this must be run through me.”

 

“Understood, Hokage-sama,” he replied. Now, you don’t have to me a genius to know that what he meant was: I probably won’t. It seems that he and Morino must have been aware for the Hokages distaste in me and didn’t give a flying fuck. I think they were my new favourite people.

 

“So, yea, anywayyyyyy,” I interrupted. How dare you steal my limelight. “It appears Iwa were targeting Uchiha Sasuke.” Itachi snapped his full attention on me. Mother-hen mode, activated. “And were doing so under the direction of our favourite missing-nin Orochimaru, who wants a little Sharingan wielding child for his own nefarious gains...and we all know my views on child snatching to know that shit don’t fly with me.”

 

“Are you certain?” Itachi asked. I couldn’t read his face, which meant really bad things for anyone in his way.

 

“Unfortunately. And this also means that Orochimaru and Iwa have some kind of deal going on...and he’s also sticking his scaly little fingers in Ame’s pies too...I still don’t know what’s fully going on, but that’s what I’ve called you all for.”

 

“What is your plan, Erena?” Shikaku asked. All eyes were on me, assessing.

 

“To break whatever bond Iwa and Orochimaru have - and remove them from his grasp. Which means including them in our little United Nations.”

 

“After an attack on Konoha soil I cannot condone seeking an alliance. It will make us seem weak,” the Hokage said. What was it with people and their obsession with appearances?

 

“Don’t be predictable, Hiruzen,” I scoffed. “Power is an illusion. It is not a constant...Besides, like I would be that predictable. There’s other ways to get what we need. Any request for peace will not be coming from you.”

 

“Explain.”

 

“Iwa is grasping at straws. We have Konoha, Kumo, Kiri and Suna in an alliance - all the major nations in balance for years...except them. So they need allies, no matter how shady they are. Unfortunately, the Tsuchikage is unlikely going to be willing to enter into honest talks with any country. He will reject or betray, as is in his nature. However, what if he had no choice? I plan to manipulate the Earth Daimyo to get him to force an alliance.”

 

“That is impossible. You cannot have that amount of power over a Daimyo.”

 

“Not yet, but I will. It’s easy when you know how.” I smiled at the Hokage, in a condescending fashion. He always underestimated me.

 

Morino chuckled. “You’re a dangerous little one. I know I’ve said it before but D-“

 

“If you even think about mentioning the person I think you’re going to mention, I’ll be adding extra scars to you current ensemble.”

 

“Maybe it’s worth it, hmm?”

 

“Ibiki, stop flirting with my niece,” Shikaku said, glaring. Morino grinned ferally. Ew, really? I really hoped he was just doing it to troll.

 

“Erena, please explain how this will stop Orochimaru’s ministrations towards my brother?” Itachi asked, clearly getting antsy.

 

“I won’t, not completely. But it will remove the chance of him using them as tools for his goals. I am also working with the missing nin task force to locate him - I have narrowed down his base to a few possible locations and I am sending agents already in the field to monitor and report back.”

 

Itachi frowned, clearly not liking my answer. At the moment, I could not do anything about Orochimaru’s designs on Sasuke. I had never played that much attention to him before. But I knew he was smart, and that we needed to be cautious around him. With Fugaku and Itachi aware, then it was likely Sasuke would be under guard at the moment, at least.

 

“And what is your plan for the Earth Daimyo, then?” the Hokage asked.

 

I explained my plan to exploit the mans greed - in my research, I found him to be a particularly slimy character. He cared little for other people - and so a peace treaty would have no appeal to him. I wanted to destroy a portion of his income, so that he had no choice but to look into an alliance for his own gain. I wanted all of the allied nations to set up taxable borders for merchants a d travellers- so that those within could pass freely, and all others were taxed heavily. Any goods coming from Iwa would be heavily scrutinised, with no guarantee of passage.

 

This would mean that trade within Earth country would be largely kept internally. It was a difficult decision to make as it meant that their people - farmers and manufacturers - would be the ones penalised, but it was the best way to get his attention.

 

Rumours would then start flying around about the special treatment between those in our alliances and the lack of taxes between us. I would also include a small rumour about the countries handing back lands from ancient borders, in a further attempt to pique his interest (which wouldn’t happen, but rumours didn’t necessarily need to be true). Hopefully he would then approach the Tsuchikage and make him reach out...I suspected it would be Kumo that he approached, but any alliance would be between us all...and I could ensure that there was a clause to guarantee there would be no agreements with missing nin from any country.

 

“It sounds sketchy, at best, Erena,” Shikaku said. “Not your best work.”

 

I shrugged. “I’ve not spent any time there and don’t know the guy, so that’s the best I got. If it doesn’t work then send me over and I’ll have a plan B in no time.”

 

“And how long would it take to see results, if you were to go ahead?” The Hokage asked.

 

“Dunno...depends on how long it’ll take for it to hurt his pockets. Maybe one, two months?”

 

“Is that all?” He asked.

 

“According to reports, his greed is on another level. He’s selfish and mean and will do anything for extra cash in his pockets. And a peace treaty is cheaper than a war.”

 

“Will the others agree to impose such sanctions?”

 

“Kumo’s not a problem - A will find the whole game entertaining.”

 

“I will go write to Suna -  I doubt that they will reject,” Itachi said - his role as Suna ambassador was the main reason for my inviting him here.

 

“And Mist?”

 

I shrugged. “Probably? But they are too far away to make a big impact either way. We can ask, but it won’t make much difference.”

 

“Then we will send out communications,” the Hokage said, and he looked tot he ANBU Commander. “Send me three teams tomorrow - this will be S-Ranked, but off book. Itachi - please send me your letter by then for approval. Shikaku - I presume you can see to the logistics of manning the border?”

 

“Yes, that shouldn’t be a problem,” he replied, but gave me a dirty look. Yea...I just gave him more work to do...sorry...

 

“I will inform you all when I have replies back from the respective Kages. Until then, resume your posts.”

 


 

It took less than a week to receive confirmation from the other countries, and another week to put everything in place. I had heard there were some angry letters being sent from Iwa, and that there had been a few mild border skirmishes, but nothing too drastic. As expected, once the rumour mills got going (I was allowed to send a few of my old infiltration corps in to assist field agents to ensure favourable results), the Daimyo started ruffling a few feathers.

 

Just shy of the three months, Raza confirmed he had received a letter of interest to enquire about negotiations. All of the nations sent a representative (Itachi from Konoha) and within a few weeks a contract was finalised...It was a tentative one, and I didn’t trust the Tsuchikage one bit, but it would do for now.

 

Once Itachi returned, Shisui demanded that we have a night out. And because he was an irresponsible idiot, he was determined to make sure that Itachi ‘didn’t let his success turn him into a boring loser. Buckle up Erena, because I am going to get him drunk!’...Bearing in mind Itachi was only fifteen, never let it be said Shisui is a positive influence on anyone (and if Fugaku found out, I was having nothing to do with it).

 

He opted for one of the more popular shinobi bars. The bar was fairly busy, which I suspected was standard for a Friday night. I don’t think anyone there was under the rank of chuunin, except the odd civilian (whom all seemed to be there accompanying a shinobi, based on how close they tended to stick to one or another), and myself. I recognised a few chakra signatures from ANBU, but couldn’t tell you who most of them were. I didn’t care.

 

I sat opposite Shisui and Itachi...and impressed that Itachi even bothered to come, and accept the drinks from Shisui. He was still fifteen, and supposedly the perfect clan heir...yet here he was in a shinobi dive bar, sharing a bottle of sake with us.

 

“You know, I think she may genuinely like me. It’s a shame, really. She’s fun. I’m just not interested in anything else, you know?” I rolled my eyes. Drunk Shisui was more of an asshole than normal Shisui. He was attractive, charismatic and well liked by nearly everyone. But he was a shameless flirt, liked loose women, and was going to end up getting someone pregnant if he wasn’t careful.

 

And if he dared to infect Itachi with his manwhorishness, I was going to castrate him.

 

I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose. “No, I don’t know.”

 

“I think Erena would appreciate a change in conversation.” Itachi was more diplomatic than I was. “I’m not sure it suits her sensitive constitution.” He smirked in my direction.

 

Scratch that, I was going to castrate Itachi.

 

Shisui started laughing far too loud for my ears. “Oh, poor little Erena, the girl that hormones forgot. When you finally hit puberty and get laid, the whole country will celebrate! There will be a parade and everything!”

 

“Pfft, that ship sailed long ago,” I said, without even realising what came out my mouth. Shit, I guess I had more sake than I thought. I looked at my cup accusingly.

 

Both Shisui and Itachi stilled. Clearly that hadn’t been what they were expecting. I could see gears going around in their little drunken heads, and I was concerned what conclusions they would reach. Sure, I never talked about boys, or girls, or gave them any indication I had any interest in a relationship, but I supposed they expected friends to share things like this?

 

I saw Itachi pale and look at Shisui, whose jovial expression crumpled.

 

“Erena, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to...you know if you ever need to talk about what happened...there...we-“

 

“Oh god no!” Obviously Itachi came to the wrong conclusion. “This has nothing to do with ROOT. Nope, no. Leave that train of thought alone and throw it away. It was nice and consensual and between adults, thank you.”

 

Shisui looked confused. “But then, when...”

 

“Never you mind.”

 

“Oh no, I mind now. I may not be in T and I, but I have ways to get information out.”

 

I crossed my arms.

 

“Sake!” He exclaimed, and hopped to the bar to get another bottle.

 

Two bottles later and they were still trying to get me to spill the beans, but I wasn’t giving in. It wasn’t that I didn’t want to, but Gai and I had not discussed anything to that effect. I was happy and he seemed happy, so I didn’t think about any other variables. Maybe I’d bring it up at some point soon?

 

“Come on, just tell us or we’ll start guessing.” Itachi nodded in agreement to Shisui’s threat.

 

“It won’t take long, your list of acquaintances is very slim,” Itachi really was a little shit.

 

“That makes me sound antisocial. I am not antisocial,” I huffed. They shared a look.

 

“You are the definition of antisocial.”

 

“I am not. I know lots of people.”

 

“No, you know lots of ANBU. Out of work, how many people do you know?”

 

I must have taken too long to think for the answer, as Shisui started to guffaw.

 

“Erena, you would be friends with books if you could,” Itachi teased.

 

“And what’s wrong with that? I like books, they are very black and white,” I chuckled at my own joke, even if it was terrible...I was terribly drunk now.

 

“Mah, who have we got here? The bat has left her cave?” Kakashi walked over to our table, drink in his hand, before sliding into place beside me. Great, just what I needed.

 

“This coming from you? I thought you were allergic to social interaction,” Kakashi was the last person I would allow to call me antisocial.

 

“True...but I got bribed by the promise of free drink by a friend.”

 

“You have friends?”

 

I received a dry look. What?

 

I noticed the Uchiha brats had went silent opposite us, and found both of them staring between me and Kakashi-with varying levels of shock. What is it with the Uchiha and jumping to conclusions?! Is it genetic, or are they all just socially inept?

 

“No! Ew! No!” I cried, before they could say anything.

 

“But it would make sense,” was all Shisui could manage.

 

“It would make no sense, stop it right now.”

 

Itachi shook his head. “It certainly explains a lot.”

 

Kakashi was watching the exchange between us in confusion.

 

“They think we’ve slept together,” I spat out.

 

His eye went wide, and if it wasn’t for the mask, I’m sure his mouth would have been open.

 

“That is the most disturbing thing I have ever heard.”

 

I have torn between agreeing with him and being insulted.

 

“I know, there’s already too much angst in my life to add you in the mix,” I went with agreeing. And received another dry look.

 

“But then WHO?” Shisui practically shouted. Half the people in the bar went quiet, giving him a funny look. I glared.

 

“Yosh! Is this a shouting competition? What are the rules, so I may enter!”

 

Always my saviour. As someone who hates attention on them, having Gai distract from me is always welcome. And as always, his timing it impeccable. No doubt, he was the friend Kakashi had mentioned. But why was he here in the first place? Gai rarely drank, so his presence here was less explained than Kakashi.

 

“No idea, Gai, Shisui seems to be having it with himself,” Kakashi told Gai, while I smiled up at him.

 

“What a youthful display! And what shall we be shouting about, young Shisui?!”

 

I could see Shisui squirm a little. While he was a pest, he wasn’t the type to gossip about his close friends to someone who he saw as only an acquaintance. I also knew Shisui didn’t respect certain aspects of Gais personality (he was loud and strange, but I enjoyed it), and would have been worried about him embarrassing me further. While Itachi and he were good to make fun of me, he would still protect me from anyone else.

 

That being said, I knew Gai knew exactly what he was doing. His timing could not have been a coincidence, so he must have picked up our topic of conversation. Even if Shisui had been stupid enough to blab, I’m sure he would have steered the direction to another topic easily. People always underestimated Gai.

 

“Nothing important. I’m getting another drink,” Shisui mumbled, getting up. Gai made his way around the table and slid into a Shisui’s seat, so he was facing opposite me.

 

“Erena! What a youthful coincidence that we might be enjoying the evening at the same bar! I hope you are having a terrific evening?!”

 

“Yes, what a wonderful coincidence indeed,” I smirked, giving him a sly look. “What’s a Gai like you doing in a bar like this?”

 

“A joke!” He grinned at me full force. Before he could reply further, the sound of a throat clearing was made to my side, and I turned to look at Kakashi.

 

“I was not aware you two knew each other,” he commented. His drink was half gone-how he managed that without people seeing his face was a mystery. My vote was an illusion of some sort.

 

“Of course I know Erena!” Gai replied, looking shocked. “How could I not know such a radiant example of Strength and Youth!”

 

“And of course I know Gai, he’s my knight in shining green spandex!” I guess the sake had hit me more than a little, to be making public statements like that.

 

Kakashi looked between us, both smiling at him, and groaned.

 

“I take back what I said earlier. Nothing is more disturbing than this.”

 

I shared a look with Gai before cackling, whereas he simply looked sheepish, shrugged then grinned widely. I’ll give it to Kakashi, at least he came to the correct conclusions, unlike the Uchiha double act. If Gai had forced Kakashi out tonight, he would have known he was smart enough to put two and two together. I guessed that this was his way of telling him without telling him? It would have been nice to be consulted, but I was more than pleased with the results. A despairing Kakashi made for a happy Erena.

 

And talking of Uchiha, Itachi was silent. He had a thoughtful look on his face and a gentle smile. “I’m happy for you,” he said, with no teasing in his voice. It’s times like this I remembered why I loved the little gremlin. Sure, he was a pain in my ass, but he was one of the most thoughtful people I knew. “But let’s not tell Shisui. It’s already driving him crazy. Shall we have some fun with it, hm?”

 

And that was the other reason I loved him. Troll Itachi was the best Itachi (as long as it wasn’t directed to me).

 

The rest of the evening was more than a little entertaining. The addition of Gai and Kakashi produced several unexpected results. Once Shisui got over his annoyance of Gai’s arrival interrupting his interrogation of me, he and Gai actually got on very well. They were both animated individuals, so bounced off each other energies. It would have been exhausting to watch, if they hadn’t been making utter fools of themselves.

 

Gai tried to turn everything into a competition, which Shisui happily participated in (Kakashi seemed happy for someone else to be the focus of Gais rivalry for once). However, when one of these competitions resulted in Shisui vomiting on the bar, we were thrown out. I was so past drunk at this stage I could not laugh, breathe and walk at the same time, so Gai threw me over his shoulder like a sack of rice...if I had been sober in anyway (and if it was anyone else) this would have resulted in more than a few death threats, but I just found the whole situation even funnier, and my laughing turned hysterical. It was only when he patted by ass that I stopped and I tried to swing around to smack his head, but I just ended up flailing my arms around like a fish.

 

“Well, gentlemen,” Itachi said from somewhere behind me, “I thank you for the pleasant evening, however I must return my unconscious cousin home.” I guessed Shisui must have blacked out between the vomit and here. “Do take care of Erena, she’s does tend to get herself in varying amounts of trouble-and thats without alcohol involved.”

 

“Ah, no need to worry. I’m sure Gai can keep Erena away from any mischief. The Elemental Nations are safe for another day.”

 

“I swear, if I was on the ground I would kick your asses into the next century,” I mumbled. Gai laughed.

 

“I’m sure you would, my Fiesty Female! But for now let us depart. I predict you will have the most Unyouthful morning tomorrow!” I could tell he was grinning. I was about to comment on his new name for me (I had zero appreciation), but at that point my stomach gave a heave.

 

“You better put me down right now or some Unyouthful vomit is going to decorate your back.”

 

Before I could blink, I was gracefully lowered to the floor, my head the right way up. After a few breaths the nausea subsided and I could open my mouth without fear of emptying my stomach.

 

“I think I need my bed now, please,” I sounded like a petulant child, but I did not care. This time, Gai picked me up bridal style.

 

“Yosh! If the lady needs to sleep, then sleep she shall. Farewell and safe journeys!” He gave them his characteristic thumbs up, before setting off like a shot. He ran an breakneck speed, but I didn’t jostle at all. I lowered by head to his neck and fell asleep sometime before getting to his flat. I hadn’t realised at all, but I woke up several hours later, with Gai asleep next to me. There was a glass of water at the side of my bed. Despite a headache already brewing, I turned to him and gently placed an arm over his chest, in an attempt to cuddle him. He immediately woke, and looked to me with alert eyes, and a smile so soft I didn’t think he could have been capable of...I kissed his cheek.

 

“Gai, I love you.”

 

Before I could see his reaction, I fell back asleep.

Notes:

Only one more chapter in the Bonds arc to go!

Chapter 33: Bonds arc: part 13

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

When I woke up I felt horrible. Like, really horrible. Not the worst hangover, but definitely up there. Sore head, faint feeling of spinning - and who the hell made the light hurt?

 

I groaned and turned over, away from the window. I found Gai next to me, propped up and reading something. When he heard me move, he turned around to look at me and gave me a dazzling smile.

 

“Good morning! It’s a wonderful day!” I groaned again and hid my head under the covers.

 

“You need to invest in some better curtains. First chance I get, I’m buying you some good quality black out ones. Why is it so bright in here?”

 

I heard a rumbling laugh. “I see your Unyouthful hangover has arrived! I shall make you my Refreshing Wake Up Smoothie! It is the best thing to restart your day!”

 

“I really don’t think a smoothie is going to cut it. I feel dead...why don’t you feel dead? It’s not fair.”

 

“I have many reasons for feeling Youthful and Energised this morning!”

 

“Like wh-“

 

I was interrupted by a hard banging at his apartment door. Each thump made my skull want to burst open.

 

“Oh god, make it stop...”

 

I felt movement on the bed, and guessing Gai went to get whoever was at the door.

 

“Hey Gai, you didn’t make it to team breakfast this morning. I said I’d come over and make sure you were still alive,” I heard an unfamiliar voice speak.

 

“Yosh! My most sincere apologies! I cannot believe I forgot! I will send word to Chouza and Ebisu!”

 

“No worries,” the stranger drawled. I head padded footsteps enter the apartment. “First time for everything.”

 

“That is no excuse! I will ensure I won’t miss another!”

 

“Well, next one is in four weeks - same time and place, unless you’re on a mission. They had good pancakes.”

 

“Then I shall be there!”

 

After that I heard some quiet chat between the two. From the conversation, I guessed it was Shiranui Genma - one of Gai’s genin teammates. He talked about them enough I practically knew their life story. Gai was incredibly fond of his old team, and had nothing but positive things to say about them.

 

Having enough of wallowing in my pain, I got up and grabbed one of Gai’s t-shirts from the dresser. It was one of his few pieces of clothing that wasn’t workout gear, and swamped me like a dress.

 

I walked through and found them chatting by the kitchen area. I gave them a quick wave before flumping onto the sofa ungracefully, curling into a ball.

 

I heard a throat clear in surprise before Genma whispered. “Well...guess this explains your absence. Gai, you dog! I didn’t think you had it in you! What happened to the whole ‘Noble Gentleman’ thing? I’m proud!”

 

I chuckled, even if it hurt. “‘Noble Gentleman’? Gai, you don’t half come out with some crap.”

 

“Oh, sorry - I didn’t mean to be rude. I’m Genma, but the way,” he came over to shake my hand, which I returned.

 

“Erena. And I’m hungover, not deaf...sorry for stealing Gai this morning, I didn’t even know he had plans. I’m sure breakfast would have been more entertaining than watching over my drunken ass.”

 

“I was more than happy to stay with you this morning, Erena!”

 

“I bet you were.” Genma waggled his eyebrows. “You, how’d you meet anyway? I’m guessing a bar, judging by your current state?”

 

Gai laughed. “You misunderstand! Erena is my Girlfriend!”

 

Genma looked between us, surprised and I gave him a small lopsided smile and wave. “That’s me.”

 

“But...how...when?”

 

“We are enjoying the Springtime of our Youth! Celebrating our mutual love!”

 

I deadpanned and looked at Gai. “Please, for the love of god, do not describe it like that...especially to my uncle? He will kill you.” I was missing something here. “Love?”

 

He grinned, but before he could reply, Genma interrupted. “Uncle?”

 

I was still looking at Gai with narrowed eyes before I turned back to Genma. “Yea. My uncle. Nara Shikaku? Pretty sure that he’d plot Gai’s untimely demise for that phrasing, and I’d prefer him intact.”

 

“Wait...your Shikaku’s niece? The genin one?”

 

I shrugged. “I guess? I don’t think he has another.”

 

“I heard you were crazy...I mean, I suppose you have to be to put up with Gai...but actually crazy? You don’t seem crazy.”

 

“Who has been saying such Unyouthful things about Erena?!” Oh, hi protective Gai.

 

Genma shrugged. “Her ex, I think? Something about holding him at knife point in a bar. That’s the gossip anyway.”

 

I scoffed. “Ex? He wishes. But otherwise, yes. The rest sounds accurate.” I shrugged.

 

“You make a habit of threatening people frequently?”

 

I nodded happily. “At least everyday.”

 

Gai sighed. “Erena, we have talked about this. That is not how you make friends.”

 

“It’s my friends I threaten the most.”

 

“I think I understand this relationship a little bit more now,” Genma said, looking like he’d had an epiphany.

 

We talked for a little bit longer, and Gai made me the smoothie he promised (which wasn’t bad, but had too many vegetables in it), when the door went again. Gai seemed confused at the further addition, but went to get it.

 

“My rival! What are you doing here?! How wonderful for you to visit!”

 

Kakashi lazily waved and entered the room, he walked over to the sofa, and I had to quickly move my legs before he sat on them. I grabbed one of Gai’s coasters and threw it at him, which he caught easily and set it back down on the table.

 

Genma laughed. “You should be careful, that’s Hatake Kakashi - not many people threaten him and get away with it.”

 

“Oh, are we finally giving Erena a lesson on manners?” Kakashi drawled. I went to kick him.

 

“I’ll take no insult about my manners from someone who spends half their time in public with their nose in porn.” Kakashi had gotten ridiculous lately - since he realised people would avoid him if he openly read porn in public, he seemed to do it all the time.

 

Kakashi only shrugged.

 

“So, Kakashi! What do I owe for this visit? Did we have some engagement I have forgotten too?”

 

“Mah, unfortunately not a social visit. I’ve come to get your girlfriend.”

 

Gai grinned when Kakashi mentioned my new title. “Yosh! It is most enjoyable to have people know! Now everyone will know of our passion!”

 

“Again, Gai! Tone down those descriptive words...I’ve got a reputation to maintain, you know?” I panicked.

 

“What, as a heartless, sarcastic, manipulative harpy?” Kakashi said.

 

“Exactly!” That was exactly what I was going for.

 

“But Erena! You are Youthful, kind and selfless! You should let others see that side of you!” Gai came over to me and hugged me.

 

“Do we know the same Erena?” Kakashi questioned. “Anyway, I’ve got a mission and need your expertise. I’ve got permission to steal you back.”

 

I panicked internally. “But I’m dying. Hungover. My brain is mush and I don’t want to.”

 

“I must also protest, Erena is not mission capable,” Gai agreed.

 

“See if Gai says it, it must be true. He’d never lie about doing your duty.” Gai preened with the compliment.

 

Kakashi sighed. “Unfortunately, I don’t have a choice. And there’s timing issues, so we can’t wait.”

 

Genma had been silent for most of the exchange, but decided to interrupt. “Wait...why are you taking a genin desk ninja on a mission?” He seemed very confused.

 

Gai laughed. “Erena is as close to a genin desk ninja as I am!”

 

“I mean, technically I am sometimes?”

 

Genma made a funny face then seemed to have a revelation. “Oh! Now your relationship makes even more sense.”

 

“Their relationship will never make sense,” Kakashi grumbled. I kicked him again. “Now, hurry up, we need to leave in an hour.”

 

I slowly got up from the sofa and headed back to Gai’s room to change back into my clothes from the night before. Maybe I should start to leave some spares here?

 

After I finished, I went back to Gai, kissed him before leaving. “Catch you later, love you!”

 

“Yosh! And I love you, too!” We both grinned when we heard Kakashi groan.

 


 

The mission wasn’t even a particularly difficult one, and they would have managed without me. A genin team and their sensei were being held captive by some idiotic terrorist group near the land of Waterfall. They needed someone to either infiltrate or get in and out without detection - while the group was pretty basic, they were threatening to kill the genin if there was any interference, and what’s was a firm no from everyone involved.

 

Obito had said he could manage, but Kakashi had put his foot down. There was a little bit of tension between the two because of it, but Obito accepted without too much argument.

 

Not feeling fit enough to pull off a successful infiltration (I probably could have, but it wouldn’t have been perfect and I would not tolerate anything less), I opted for a Time Bubble. I didn’t fully explain the concept to the team (Kakashi already knew, so didn’t ask too much), only that I had a super secret technique and that they needed to look away.

 

“How come she gets to use her fancy techniques but I don’t?” Obito complained.

 

“Enough. I said no.”

 

Once everyone was standing guard, and no eyes on me, I brought out my scroll and unlocked it - for my personal seals, I had developed a fail safe that is anyone but me opened them, they would combust. Secrets are secrets for a reason, you know?”

 

I changed the diameter of the Bubble to include the camp, then activated it.

 

Once everyone was frozen, I simply walked into the camp, grabbed the prisoners and hauled them back. It took three trips (the sensei was heavy), but once they were safely away I disengaged the chakra in the scroll.

 

“Okay, lets go home. I’m hungry.”

 

They turned around and gaped (well, I think they did, as they had masks on). “Well, that’s efficient,” Bear said.

 

“That’s my middle name,” I replied.

 

After the others were checked off injuries, we hightailed it back to Konoha. Now the others were extracted, another team would be sent to deal with the terrorists.

 

“Let me guess, assassination squad?” I asked. “Why couldn’t they just let me capture them?”

 

“That’s not your call, Hibari,” Dog replied.

 

I hated times like this - it was well known I only utilised non lethal methods, and wouldn’t work with assassination missions, so those in command would often work around it by sending out a second team once I did my job.

 

They wanted my skills, but not my morals. It was disheartening at times. It made me feel like everything I was doing was pointless, and that the shinobi way of life couldn’t change, but that didn’t mean I still wouldn’t stop trying.

 

Once back in Konoha, dropped by Gai’s to let him know I was in one piece. He grabbed me in, showering me with affection, before trying to talk about the events from a few days ago.

 

“At first I thought I had heard wrong, and that you were still inebriated!” He said.

 

“Well, of course I meant it? I don’t say things I don’t mean.”

 

“I know! But I will admit, I did not think you would be the first to make the Youthful declaration!”

 

I shrugged. “It’s just words? I thought you already knew. Like, I knew you loved me.”

 

“But to hear it is amazing! So cool!”

 

I laughed. “Well, fine. I’ll make sure I voice my feelings more often. Now, I love you,” he grinned, “but I really need to go home, shower and change.”

 

He let go of me for a second and seemed to think. “I have an idea! You should just move in with me!”

 

I blinked. “Whoa. Slow down a minute, come again?”

 

“It is logical! We are in a relationship, we Love each other, and you are here often enough. And you were thinking of getting your own apartment anyway! We are Shinobi, so we should enjoy what times together we can.”

 

Huh. I mean...I just wanted to bring in some spare clothes.

 

I guess it made sense? Shinobi did tend to move fast in relationships - something about dangerous missions and living one day at a time. I had never had much stock in it, but clearly Gai did. His logic was sound...I had been looking at apartments and was going to tell Shikaku and Yoshino once I saw one I was going for, but this made sense?

 

“But you live on the top floor.”

 

He laughed. “Yosh, if that is your only argument then you have already decided!” He grinned.

 

“But it’s the top floor.”

 

“When my lease is over, we will search for another. Would this please you?”

 

“It’s acceptable, I guess.” I sighed. “Guess I’ll go chat with Shikaku and Yoshino then, huh?”

 

Gai jumped up and punched the air.

 

What was I letting myself in for?

 


“Yoshino, pay up,” Shikaku said, holding his hand out to his wife. She sighed and deposited a bill in.

 

“Wait, what?”

 

I had just told them about my relationship with Gai, and that he asked me to move in.

 

“We placed a bet years ago. I said you’d end up together, Yoshino told me I was mad...you moving in is faster than I expected, but you’ve never been patient,” he shrugged.

 

I’m not gonna lie, I kind of expect him to take it worse than this. He was over protective, and expected him to give anyone I met the third degree. The casual acceptance surprised me more than a little.

 

“You mean you approve?”

 

He looked at me, and Yoshino smiled. “You forget I know Maito Gai, not just professionally but through Chouza - he’s a good man. Eccentric, but it kind of works - he’s your polar opposite in nearly every way. If you makes you happy, then who am I to question it? Then if we take into account the help he gave you in the past with your injuries, he’s already shown he’s dedicated to you. For someone who prides themselves on reading people, you should have read him better years ago.”

 

“Huh.”

 

“And I just won a bet with Yoshino for the first time in years! So of course I approve!”

 

Yoshino hit him on the arm. “And it’ll be years before it happens again!”

 

Once everything was sorted, I started to pack up my room over the next few days. I didn’t have much outside of clothes and books - when in ROOT, we didn’t have any personal belongings, so I didn’t really make any attachments to things, even now. I had a few gifts I had received over the years, but nothing much else.

 

Surprisingly, it was Shikamaru that took by moving out badly. Whenever I was out, he would unpack my boxes so I’d have to start again, and would hide and watch while I packed. It was so cute I couldn’t get mad, even if I ended up packing one box about five times.

 

“Shikamaru...can you please stop doing that? I’ll just pack it again.” I caught him red handed - I only went to get a drink from the kitchen and found him unloading my books.

 

“But I don’t want you to go!” He cried. Oh dear, I could not handle upset Shika.

 

I walked over and sat on the bed, grabbing him to sit on my lap. “It was always going to happen, it’s what happens when you grow up. And I’m not leaving you - I’ll still be coming over for dinner and annoying you! As if I would stop that! It’s one of my favourite things.” I tickled him any he giggled. “And you’ll probably love having me gone - you’ll have your parents all to yourself, and I bet if you asked your mother, she’d let you swap rooms...I know you think my room is quieter and better for napping- I’ve caught you in here enough times.”

 

A thinking look went over his face. “It is better...”

 

“See...all you need is a bit of gentle persuasion. It’s not all bad!”

 

“I’d still rather you stay here, though.”

 

“I know, but life sucks sometimes. You’ll get over it.” I hugged him tightly, and he returned. It was rare that we had sweet moments - mainly because Shikamaru was a little shit and I stooped down to him level every time, but it was nice when we could. We definitely had the full sibling dynamic. Which was mainly annoying the shit out of each other.

 

And so to end our moment, I leaned over and licked his cheek.

 

“Ew! Why do you keep doing that! I take it back! I can’t wait for you to go!”

 

I chuckled and continued packing as he stormed out.

 


 

I had finished boxing everything up and looked at my belongings...it was quite sad to think that my life could fit into four boxes (half of which were books and scrolls). That being said, at least it made for an easy move, and wouldn’t likely cause a problem with fitting everything into Gai’s apartment.

 

I was about to start hauling them to the hall, when I heard a knock on the door. I was the only one in, so went to get it.

 

“Oh hey, Fugaku. Watcha doing here?” I was surprised, as Fugaku had never made a house call before. He always made me come to him - even if he wanted to see me, he would send word by Itachi, Sasuke or another Uchiha. It was probably a small play of him trying to assert some power over me...if thats what it took to keep his fragile masculine ego happy, I was happy to oblige.

 

“Erena. We must talk.”

 

“Sure, come on in,” I gestured to the house. He nodded stiffly before entering. He went to the sitting room and I activated the privacy seal - although the house was empty, sometimes even our walls have ears. “What’s going on?” He seemed stressed about something.

 

“It is about Itachi.”

 

I stiffened. “Is he okay?” If he was hurt, there would be hell to pay for whoever did it.

 

“Yes, at the moment. But...” he sighed. “Since the attack on Sasuke, and he learned of Orochimaru’s plans, he has become obsessed with ensuring Sasuke’s safety. The Hokage has caught wind of it and is about to offer him a mission that will...destroy him.”

 

“What do you mean?” I frowned. “How did you find out?”

 

“The Hokage has been keeping information from you and the Task Force. It is suspected that Orochimaru has joined the same organisation Obito was once a part of,” I stilled. What?! “I had a meeting with the Hokage today - out of courtesy, for my position and knowledge, he wanted to make me aware of his plans...He wants to place someone as a spy within the organisation, and Itachi is his prime candidate.” He looked pained.

 

“What are you talking about? Itachi is no spy! He’d never last a second undercover. If he didn’t get himself killed, it would destroy him.”

 

“That is also my conclusion,” he said. “But nonetheless, he will take it. If it means he can watch Orochimaru, and protect Sasuke, he will do it.”

 

“Unacceptable. What did you tell the Hokage?”

 

“I expressed my true sentiments.” That’s Fugaku talk for ‘I lost my shit.’ “But unfortunately his mind is made up, and his decision is final. Itachi could refuse, but I know he will not.”

 

“And so you came to me to fix it?”

 

“Erena...you have already done so much for my family and my clan, but I need you to make sure Itachi does not do this. He cannot...I have never asked you before, but please help me.”

 

Shit.

 

I thought about the options. There were many paths to go down , but only one that was guarantee’d to stop Itachi from doing this.

 

“Do you know what you are asking?” I whispered. I came to the conclusion far too quick to know he had not thought of it.

 

“Yes.”

 

I felt like crying. After everything, I finally felt whole. Like a person. I had things to look forward to, a future...but it was only ever an illusion. No matter what, I would only ever be a tool to them.

 

I swallowed and nodded to Fugaku. “I’ll deal with it...I have a lot of things to do. I’d appreciate it if you leave.”

 

To say he looked devastated was an understatement. It made the lines on his face look really funny. I would have made fun of him if I could.

 

“Thank you Erena. I am sorry...please believe me.”

 

“There is nothing to apologise for, Fugaku. Just make sure he’s kept safe.”

 

“I will.”


 

After he left, I went straight to Gai’s, but left my boxes where they were. Gai had given me a key, so I didn’t need to knock on the door anymore.

 

“Hello! Anybody home?” I called out.

 

“Erena! I was not expect you until later! What a unexpected and pleasant surprise!” He had a towel around his waist and a shower cap on - I’m guessing he was just about to go in. I started laughing.

 

“Gai, you look absolutely ridiculous! What’s with the cap?”

 

He winked and gave me a thumbs up. “I must not mess up my hair!”

 

“Wet hair? What a catastrophe.” I rolled my eyes at him. Since spending more time at his, I realised he doesn’t just take pride in his training and skills, but pretty much everything. And then included self grooming...the guy spent more time doing his hair than I did.

 

“Indeed! Now, what do I owe this visit? Could you not bear to be without me?!” He grinned again.

 

My insides clenched and my heart dropped. “You have no idea.”

 

His smile dropped and brown furrowed. “What is wrong? You have the look on your face of thinking too much. It’s most Unyouthful!”

 

“Thinking is Unyouthful?” I asked, perplexed.

 

“Only when you have that look! Now, what is the matter? We can put our minds to the task and solve it together!”

 

I sat on the sofa, and the shower-cap wearing Gai sat next to me. I immediately snuggled into his side.

 

“If you knew a friend was about to make a stupid decision, even for the right reasons, and you had the power to stop them, what would you do?” I asked.

 

He placed an arm around me. “What do you mean?”

 

“Say if I knew a friend was about to take a mission that would get them killed, but I could stop it...even if it would make my life a little difficult...should I do it?”

 

“Will you get hurt?” He asked.

 

“I don’t think so. The likelihood of me getting hurt is a lot less than them getting killed.”

 

He sighed. “Did you know I tried to join ANBU once?”

 

I frowned to look up at him. “That seems unlikely.”

 

“Yes, but it is true! I saw a friend in a bad place, and I sought to protect them. Unfortunately, my Youthful nature is not compatible with ANBU, and I was rejected. Yet I kept trying! I would not give up on my friend...in the end, I realised the decision was correct, but I do not regret it. Sometimes you need to be there for your friends, even if they do not appreciate it.”

 

“And what happened to the friend?”

 

“Something changed in his Team. A little bird flew in to pause the darkness.”

 

I snorted. “You know you’re not meant to know who are behind ANBU masks are, right? And definitely not know team configurations?”

 

“Erena, I’ve been watching you for a long time. I know you.”

 

I took a big breath. “I don’t deserve you, you know that?”

 

“Of course you do! And don’t doubt yourself! Your confidence is one of the things I love about you! I don’t deserve such a Wonderful, Loyal and Bright girlfriend, but I still have you.”

 

“Yes, you do. And you always will.”

 


 

After seeing Gai, I went to the Hokage Tower. I didn’t have an appointment, but I didn’t give a shit. And if my suspicions were correct, Hiruzen would be expecting me.

 

I walked upstairs and passed the secretary’s desk. Her eyes widened, but didn’t try and stop me from entering. I activated my privacy seal once I entered - I knew there would be guards present, and I didn’t want them listening in.

 

“You are an asshole of epic proportions, you know that? Don’t you?” I growled as I sat down in front of him.

 

“Hello, Erena, please come in,” he replied sarcastically.

 

“Please explain what you are playing at? And don’t act coy. I’m not buying it.”

 

“Fugaku works fast, I see. I didn’t expect him to go to you directly,” he said nonchalantly.

 

“He’s a smart enough a man to know when to look for help...but sadly not smart enough to see through your bullshit.”

 

“And what, pray tell, are you accusing me of doing?”

 

“Using Itachi against me. Threatening to send him deep undercover on a mission that will destroy him. And all to get my attention? And people say I’m manipulative.”

 

There was no reason for him to tell Fugaku of his plans, other than expecting it to get back to me.

 

“If I had come to you directly you would have declined,” he said, confirming my suspicions. “And then I would have sent Itachi...this way, I get my first choice and keep one of my most capable and gifted ninja in the village.”

 

“You seriously would have sent him? You are a heartless prick.”

 

“No, I am a leader. And one that knows how to use his tools to their full potential.”

 

“All I’ve done is leave one sadistic dictator for another...you are no different than Danzo. You just wrap yourself in a nicer package,” I snarled.

 

He banged on the table, standing up, face turning to fury. “And you are nothing but a child. You have never grown up, yet think you know better than everyone else. You think this is all a game!” He took a breath and sat back down. “You have no respect for me or my orders, and so I must resort to the same manipulations as you. I will do everything to protect the village, even if that means exploiting you and your skills. You forget, I spoke to Danzo before his execution - he warned me about you. He said I would suffer the same fate as him and not to trust you.”

 

“And you listened?”

 

“I listened. And I am not willing to wait and find out what you have in store for me. So the options are: Go to the Ataksuki and act as our spy, or I send Itachi and you will watch your plans fall apart.”

 

I had to centre myself and stare at the floor. The instinct to beat him to a bloody pulp was hard to control.

 

Eventually I lifted my gaze and met him in the eye.

 

“Okay, but we do this my way.”

 


 

After the meeting, I met Shisui and the rest of the combat part of the Missing Nin task force. There was going to be a raid on a small town at the edge of Fire Country, where they presumed Misumi Tsurugi was hiding. Looking at the data, I was inclined to agree.

 

Normally, I didn’t accompany them on these type of missions - they had it handled - but the Hokage had given ordered to them to take me along to see if I could find any clues on Orochimaru...Or at least, that was the official story.

 

“Why did you need to come? It’s totally unnecessary,” Shisui said, annoyed by the decision. “We have eyes, you know. Some better than others.” He tapped his own, in reference to the Sharingan.

 

“Not my choice, either.” I complained. “You know I’m meant to be moving in with my boyfriend tonight? This was not on the agenda.”

 

“Again with your imaginary boyfriend...” he rolled his eyes. He still didn’t believe I had one.

 

“No, seriously! Come on, I’ll even tell you who it is?” I teased in a singsong voice.

 

He narrowed his eyes at me. “Go on.”

 

“Maito Gai,” I grinned.

 

He burst into hysterics. “Nice try, Erena. That was a good one!”

 

I shrugged. “Don’t say I didn’t tell you.” He snorted.

 

We reached the town and were ordered to stay quiet. “Everyone with me, follow my lead. Erena, you stay here - I’ll signal when it’s safe to enter.”

 

I saluted. “You got it, Captain!”

 

He narrowed his eye’s at me in suspicion, but nodded and left.

 

Once they entered, I removed the smile from my face. I pulled some hair out and scattered it, broke some branched and left haphazard foot marks on the ground. Then I grabbed my kunai and sliced my hand to leave a blood trail.

 

I sighed, then longingly looked back at the town where Shisui had gone. I took a deep breath, activated my Chameleon tag then disappeared.


Interlude

 

“Okay, Erena. We’ve got the bastard. You’re up!” Shisui called from the sidelines. He moved to where she should be but found no one. “Erena?”

 

He looked around, but didn’t see any sign of her until he noticed something strange a few meters away. There were several flecks of fresh blood, and a smear on the side of a tree. He found some long black hair that looked as though it had been pulled from the root.

 

“What the fuck happened here? ERENA?”

 

He started flitting around, but couldn’t find any further trail or sign of her. The rest of the team returned with the prisoner.

 

“I need two of you to take him back immediately, and send a search team - Erena is missing and there is evidence of a fight. The rest will stay here with me and canvas the area until reinforcements arrive.”

 

He ran his fingers through his hair and pulled. “Shit.”

 

 

 

Notes:

And so ends the Bonds arc.

I’m so sorry...

(If it’s any consolation, Gai won’t disappear...but yea...this was always on the cards)

Chapter 34: Nightfall arc: part 1

Notes:

Some mention of alcoholism...think Tsunade-style.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“I hate these cloaks. They’re too warm and heavy. You think Pein would be open for a redesign?”

 

I was walking with my partner through Suna. The sun was relentless and beating down on us, and I was swimming with sweat under my heavy black and red cloak. Like, seriously? Who came up with the idea ‘one cloak suits all’? If a cloak was good in rain and wind, why the heck did they think it would work in a freaking desert? You could tell Pein didn’t go out in the field anymore because he didn’t have a freaking clue.

 

“Complain all you want, Toothpick. No-one listens to what you think,” Kisame replied.

 

“Sucks to be you then, you have no choice.”

 

I had been with the Ataksuki for the past three years. It took me two years on my own to get their attention before I was approached - I was not officially a Missing Nin, and had no real reputation behind me, so I had to get their attention through various acts of subterfuge. Once they heard I was a deception and seals expert, they came knocking and offered me a place.

 

They painted a lovely picture of ending wars and the unification of nations...but by using tailed beasts? Methinks they didn’t think through their plan well enough. That being said, that wasn’t my place to interfere.

 

Soon after I joined, I met Hidan - he was gobsmacked at my appearance. Years before, when in ROOT, Danzo had me pose as his illegitimate child. When he saw me, he immediately tried to kill me - stating that my existence was an abomination - but stopped when Konan explained it had all been a ruse. Since then, I like to think I became a favourite of his (but only because he never threatened to kill me again...otherwise you’d never know).

 

While the Akatsuki spoke about peace and unity, they were not thrilled to find out I was largely a pacifist...or at least that I didn’t believe in killing people. They wanted my skills, so put up with it, but partnered me with Hoshigaki Kisame - in the hopes his thrill for fighting would balance each other off.

 

They were fucking idiots.

 

Kisame soon figured out that we had met in Kiri, and initially seemed to hate me - to put in mildly. He wanted nothing to do with me, and seemed determined to avoid me at all costs. Even when on missions, he would disappear until he was actually needed. After a while, he began to tolerate me, and then start to appreciate my problem solving skills. He once called me a ‘tactical wizard,’ which was a huge compliment, coming from the guy.

 

We had a strange friendship, which probably looked nothing like it from the outside, but he was actually half decent - or as much as a sadistic murderous asshole could be.

 

But my favourite thing about him? He wouldn’t kill someone unless there was no other choice anymore. After hours of hearing me rant and rave, he agreed if only to shut me up...he probably didn’t stick to this on solo missions, but it’d take what I can get.

 

“I’ve learned to drone out your complaints long ago. Keep going all you want.”

 

“Dangerous words, Kisame.”

 

We were on our way to a village in Wind country to get information on the local Daimyo. There was a rumour there was a scroll containing black-mail worthy information, and our client wanted it, if it existed. It was my mission, but Kisame said he’d accompany me as he was bored.

 

Unlike the others, we occasionally went separately. His appearance didn’t mesh with my missions, and my morals didn’t often mesh with his. I was in fairly high demand, and he often acted in a bodyguard capacity.

 

Over the years, my health has slightly waned. I was still combat ready, but my physical strength and endurance was not what it was. In Konoha, I was on several daily medications - from hormone supplements to other things -  but I couldn’t get regular access out here, or at the right strengths. I managed what I could, but it just wasn’t the same. My muscle mass was lower, no matter how much I worked out, and my bones were at about the same level as a seventy year old...I couldn’t even remember the amount of bone breaks I had suffered in the last few years - but I was much quicker and more efficient at healing them now.

 

Hence Kisame’s love of the nicknames ‘Toothpick’ and ‘Twig’, because he could easily snap me like one.

 

“Are you sure you left your village? Because I’m thinking they kicked you out to get rid of you.”

 

I scoffed. “You have no idea how right you are, Kisame. The Hokage is a prized prat.”

 

He snorted in reply. He was aware of my feelings on Hiruzen.

 

The mission was a quick in-out job. So easy it didn’t even warrant the pay, but the scroll was as expected. I gave Kisame the scroll to take back to base in Rivers - Konan wanted me to meet with a potential client in Rain. Apparently I was far more charismatic than Kisame, and this client needed a bit more of a delicate touch...in other words: flirt without the scary dude behind you.

 

We split when we were half way between the two, with him warning me I had three days before he came to find me. He didn’t like me being used on ‘seduction’ assignments left alone...but I was a big girl with lots of things that go ‘boom’. Also, since joining, I had started to meddle with poisons and knock out gases with my seals, to balance my lack of fighting capabilities. I’d had some...interesting results. Knock out tags were all well and good, but sometimes you needed a wider target.

 

As I crossed the border through Rain, the weather changed and became a lot more bearable. This was the kind of weather the cloaks were made for, thank you very much.

 

It was nearing night, so I decided to stop by a tavern with lodgings for the night. I folded and placed my cloak in a bag, and placed a genjutsu upon entering - I didn’t wear my true face in public anymore. The only reason I didn’t use a disguise with the cloaks was because the collar hid enough of my face you would have no idea.

 

I paid for my bed, meal and sake and sat down to enjoy the night in the main room. I chose a disguise of an elderly woman, so there would be little to no attention on me. I was about to head upstairs, when I noticed a familiar mane of white hair, so I picked up the remains of my sake bottle and went over to join him.

 

“Hello, young man!” I said, in a cheery voice. “Would you mind if I sat down? You look like good company and I have so many stories to tell.”

 

Jiraiya perked up at me and screwed his eyes up before snorting and kicking a stool out. “Sure thing, grandma! All are welcome to sit with the great Jiraiya! Now tell me! Are these tales of love, sorrow or life lessons!”

 

I activated the privacy seal. “Tales about how much I’d like to kick your head in, but you know, guess that’ll have to wait for another day.”

 

“Erena, always so charming. What brings you to Rain?”

 

“No idea, just scoping potential clients. I need to pretend to be nice. It’s going to be exhausting.”

 

“Only for you...most people manage without much difficulty. Now, anything interesting for me?” He asked.

 

Since joining the Akatsuki, Jiraiya had been my handler. Only the Hokage and Jiraiya knew of my true loyalties, and that I was a member of the Akatsuki. Apparently the true mission of the Akatsuki and it’s members were unknown to the masses, but I had a general reputation for being a shapeshifter...it was quite flattering, really. It’s amazing how utilising seals to alter your appearance could lead to such stories.

 

“Nothing of interest. Tales of bribery and corruption...nothing that will really effect the Allied Nations much.”

 

“Good to know. I’ve got nothing for you either, everything seems calm at the moment.”

 

“Calm before the storm, hmm?” I took a drink. He eyed me carefully.

 

“Usually, yes...You know, I don’t think I’ve seen you without a drink the last couple of years? Everything okay?”

 

“Pfft...like you care.” I scoffed. “Besides, I always catch you in bars, thats not exactly my fault.”

 

Despite my deflection, he was largely correct. It was even something Kisame commented on sometimes. I wasn’t a drunk, by any means, but I had found that sake tending to dull things slightly. And being someone whose brain goes a million miles an hour, sometimes I really needed to slow down. It was a problem, but one I didn’t care about at the moment. That would be for another day.

 

“Hmmm...if you say so. But if anything changes, you’ll let me know? We can’t have you putting the mission at risk.”

 

“The mission, of course.”

 

It was always the mission. Never about little old me. I kind of forgot what it felt like to have someone in your corner. I guess I had Kisame, but he’d gut me in a second if he thought I was a traitor. Even in ROOT I could rely on Yumi and Kutsu...but here I had no one.

 

I stood up abruptly, taking the bottle with me. “Well, if thats all, I’m going to bed. I’ll make sure to check in sometime within the next three months.” I left before he replied. I was in no mood for conversation.

 

The next morning I met the client - a particularly sleazy merchant. He wanted someone assassinated for crossing him and exposing his fraud to the local merchants guild. Despite my beliefs, I wasn’t allowed to refuse these missions - only negotiate costs and parameters. After a bit of cozy flirtation, and a borderline lap dance, I got us a favourable rate, and said someone would be dispatched within the next three weeks. He seemed very pleased.

 

To head back to the Akatsuki hideout, I took a shortcut through a part of Fire Country. I didn’t near any settlements, but it always made me feel a little on edge. I tried to avoid it as much as I could, but I still ventured through it every so often...I missed the trees of home so much.

 

I was only a few hours from crossing the border back to Waterfall when I heard sounds of fighting. I looked around and found a group of genin fighting three Missing Nin...I recognised them from my days on the Missing Nin task force.

 

Unless they had massively powered up in the last five years, they were pretty small fish...they were found out for selling codes to enemies, and ran before they could be captured. Chuunin level at best...but three genin didn’t stand a chance.

 

Where the fuck was their sensei?

 

I watched at the edges for a few minutes, but decided to intervene when the girl was about to get her throat sliced by a well handled kunai. I activated my Time Flicker seal, removed my cloak and went over to grab the missing nin by the throat, and pushed him over away from the young brunette, before sticking a knockout tag on him. I looked to the other two, and did the same.

 

I deactivated it, then looked to the three kids...considering they were mid fight and their opponents were now unconscious on the ground, they looked deeply confused.

 

I immediately recognised the tallest one as a Hyuuga...Hizashi’s son, if I wasn’t mistaken. The girl was wearing a cheongsam type dress and little buns in her hair - I immediately applauded her style choices. The third, however...

 

When the fuck did Maito Gai get a clone?”

 

The final one was like a mini-me Gai...it made my heart clench a little. He had on the same green spandex, very similar hair...the only difference was the wide eyes, which I tried to focus on.

 

“Who are you?” The Hyuuga asked, at the same time the Mini-Gai said, “You know Gai-Sensei!”

 

Oh fuckity fuck. Gai had a genin team. And they were right in front of me.

 

“And where the fuck is your sensei? Leaving you with three missing nin is the opposite of a smart move. He should know better.”

 

“How do you know Gai-sensei? Are you from Konoha?”

 

I waved my hands back and forth in a ‘so-so’ motion. “That’s not important. What is important is what to do with you until he gets back.”

 

Even though I wanted to high tail it out of there faster than you could say ‘shunshin’, I couldn’t leave these three alone...

 

“Gai-sensei set us on survival training while he does a quick errand. There wasn’t supposed to be anyone near here,” the girl said.

 

“And when is he supposed to get back?”

 

“Tomorrow morning?”

 

My fucking luck. “Great. Good. Fucking fantastic. Then here’s what we do- you three tie them up and be careful not to touch the knockout tags on their backs. I’m going to find suitable cover for the night and then we’ll make camp. In the morning, you’ll tell your sensei he’s a fucking idiot - and yes, use those exact words - for choosing an area for survival training without checking it out with Intelligence first. And if he does it again I’ll stick my Unyouthful foot up his ass. Understood?” They all nodded. “Then what are you waiting for - chop chop!”

 

They all scrambled with ropes and did as I asked. Thankfully their rope skills were up to par. There was a good area less than a mile away, covered by trees and sleeping area hidden by bushes, so I directed them there.

 

They were about to start a fire when I stopped them. “Fire? Light? Smoke? Really?”

 

“But it will get cold at night,” the girl said.

 

Goddamn kids. I took out an empty scroll and scribbled a seal on it before activating. Heat immediately poured out.

 

“Amazing!” The Mini-Gai said. “What is this?”

 

“Portable heater scroll. It’ll last a few hours before burning up. Enjoy.”

 

“I had no idea you could use seals for things like this...” the girl said in awe.

 

“Seals can do pretty much whatever you want, if you can imagine it and figure it out.”

 

“Wow...are you a seals master?”

 

“Yea, sure,” I replied. I really didn’t want to talk to much more, but children never did respect privacy.

 

“Wow...”

 

The Hyuuga stayed silent during the whole exchange. “What’s up, buttercup?”

 

He glared. “We don’t know you, and here you are helping us? You clearly aren’t from Konoha! What do you want?”

 

Good, at least one of them has a healthy dose of paranoia.

 

“I’m just travelling from A to B. Sorry I’m a bit of a soft touch and didn’t want to see three kids get killed by some low level missing nin.”

 

“How do we know you aren’t trying to kidnap us?”

 

“You don’t...but if I wanted to, don’t you think you’d be the ones tied up with knockout tags on you? Think what you want, but I’m going to sleep. I’d recommend that you do the same...feel free to do rotating shifts to watch guard.”

 

“You’re just going to sleep? What if someone comes?”

 

I snorted. “If anyone can sneak up on me, they deserve to get me.”

 

He narrowed his eyes. “How can we trust you when we don’t even know your name?”

 

“Call me Erena,” I replied. No point in hiding, since Gai would figure it out when he talked to them in the morning. “And you?”

 

“I’m TenTen, and this is Rock Lee, and Neji.”

 

“Oh I knew it, you are Hizashi’s son!”

 

That surprised him. “You know my father?”

 

I shrugged. “I know your uncle better. Your father seemed alright though...okay, story time over. I’m off to sleep. Feel free to ask any questions in the morning...” I rolled over and turned my back to them.

 

I feigned sleep, while my mind was in turmoil. This was the most contact I’d had with Konoha nin in years. I avoided them on mission and would never engage, but then a group of kids come along - and not just any kids but Gai’s fucking genin team - and I blab. By the time it makes it back to Konoha, I’d be long gone, but the damage would be done.

 

While I was sure Hiruzen would be covering my disappearance somehow, if certain people got wind of me, I was concerned that they may start looking into things further. And if they did, there was the potential my cover would be blown and everything would have been for nothing.

 

I was just before dawn, when I decided to make a move for it. All of the kids were asleep (so much for rotating watch shifts), and I wanted to leave before Gai got here.

 

I quietly grabbed my things, activated the new-and-improved chameleon tag (I was now practically invisible, unless you have a dojutsu), and headed to the trees. As soon as I felt a familiar chakra signature approach, I left.

 

I made it back the the base before Kisame started to get cross with me, gave my report to Pein (grumpy bastard as always. Obviously I omitted my run in with the genin), then went back to my room. I found one of the bottles of sake that Kisame hadn’t removed, drank and promptly passed out.

 



 

Interlude

 

...”And then this woman appear out of no where, and then they were knocked out with seals, and she helped us set up camp and had this cool heater scroll so we didn’t even need a fire. I didn’t even realise seals could do that!”

 

Gai’s emotions were doing somersaults. The Hokage had sent him on a small side mission to get information from Jiraiya from a field agent, but he had unknowingly left his Genin in danger! He vowed to never make the same mistake again. For such Unyouthful Missing Nin to attack children and almost cost them their lives? He had almost failed as their sensei!

 

TenTen was giving her account while the boys stayed quiet. She seemed enthralled by the kunoichi that had crossed their path, and he would be forever grateful that she had appeared to gave them.

 

“Yes, seals can be used for many things! I have known a couple of seal masters - but it is a difficult path to learn. You must have the utmost dedication and perseverance!”

 

“But you think I could learn?”

 

“If you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything!” He gave her a smile and a thumbs up. It seemed to have the intended effect as TenTen suddenly looked determined - a look he had never seen on her before. It was most Youthful!

 

“Oh, and this Erena said to tell you that you were a ‘fucking idiot’ for not checking things with Intelligence, and ‘that if you do it again she’ll stick her Unyouthful foot up your ass.’ Who is she anyway?” Neji asked.

 

Gai froze, and his smile dropped.

 

“Gai-Sensei!” Rock Lee shouted. “Are you okay? What happened?”

 

“Did you say Erena? Did you tell you that was her name?” He asked the three Genin urgently. It couldn’t be - he hadn’t seen or heard of her in five years. No one had. Looking back, he should have known something was amiss when he last saw her, but he was too happy to truly notice.

 

When he received word that she was missing and presumed captured, and that even Kakashi could not track her, he wilted for a long time. He had long thought that she was dead. But if she were still alive?

 

“Yes, Gai-Sensei,” Rock Lee confirmed, confused. “She definitely said her name was Erena.”

 

“Fuck.”

 


 

“Hokage-sama, I must protest. This is not the way of Konoha. We stand by our shinobi. We owe it to her. I owe it to her.” Kakashi was desperate, he couldn’t believe what he was hearing.

 

“She was one of our finest, but we simply cannot spare the resources necessary to search again. Our forces are spread thin, Jounin are in short supply and we have mission requests to fulfil. I am sorry, I truly am.”

 

“But-“

 

“No, Kakashi. It is my final answer.”

 

Kakashi gave the Hokage a curt nod before turning around and walking stiffly out the door, Gai behind him. He was seething. Between anger and guilt, he didn’t know what his main emotion was. ‘Those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash’...he had lived that mantra for many years. He had already failed too much. He had already abandoned her in a dark place once before- when he left her alone in ROOT the first time. The Hokage gave his order, but Kakashi couldn’t accept it. Wouldn’t. Not again.

 

After Gai had rushed back and explained what had happened to Kakashi, they decided to approach the Hokage for authorisation to head out to scope the area. It was likely she was gone, but they may find a clue. Any clue.

 

They needed a plan, and they needed help.

 

“I have an idea,” he said, and Gai nodded stiffly.

 

They made their way towards the Uchiha compound. They slipped in without protest, and made their way to the training grounds. It was easy enough to find their targets.

 

Sure enough, he found both of them together. They seemed to be taking a rest from training, and were sitting against a target post in silence.

 

“Both of you, with us. Now.”

 

He gave them no room to protest, and walked away. As predicted, Itachi and Shisui swiftly followed and he took them to a covered area, throwing up a silencing seal for good measure. He was pretty sure he was about to commit treason, and maybe become a missing nin in the process...the less ears the better.

 

“What’s got your panties in a twist, Hatake? You look like someone shat in your cereal.” Shisui was a smartass.

 

“Erena is alive.”

 

Both stilled. Slowly Itachi turned to stare at Kakashi straight in the eye, his sharingan active, face taut.

 

“Explain.”

 

Gai spoke. “I sent my genin on a training expedition near the Waterfall border while I did a small side mission, and they were attacked by missing nin. A kunoichi with great speed and sealing skills saved them, and kept them safe until the morning, after which she left before I arrived.”

 

“But how can you be sure if was really her?”

 

“She volunteered her name,” Gai cleared his throat. “And she told my genin to tell me I was a ‘fucking idiot’ and she would ‘stick her Unyouthful foot up my ass.’”

 

Shisui snorted. “That’s Erena, alright.”

 

“And you did you not look for her?” Itachi practically hissed. Kakashi was used to Itachi being the voice of reason, soft spoken and calm demeanour. This was different.

 

Gai shook his head. “There was no trace of her, and I could not leave my Genin alone again. As soon as I returned, I reported it”

 

“When do we leave?”

 

Kakashi shook his head. “The Hokage has denied clearance for a rescue mission.”

 

“WHAT?” An uncharacteristically silent Shisui practically shouted. “That is utter bullshit. On what grounds?”

 

“Lack of resources.”

 

“Fuck that. I don’t care if I end up a missing nin, I’m going. Just tell me where to find her, and I’ll send you a postcard.” Shisui started pacing, hands clenched. Where Kakashi was angry, Shisui was furious. It didn’t help that he was the captain on the final mission, and being denied the chance to fix a mistake, and rescue a close friend would have been torture.

 

“Do you think I came all the way over here for a little chat, Shisui? Hmm?” They glared at each other. They were on the same side, but Kakashi understood emotions were high.

 

“...what were the Hokages words, exactly?” Itachi asked calmly.

 

Kakashi explained the conversation verbatim.

 

“Do you feel that an effective search could be accomplished with the four of us alone?”

 

Shisui scoffed. “The four of us could probably level a country, if we wanted.”

 

“Shisui, destruction is not the key here. This is a search and rescue. We need to search for her quickly and effectively, without the Hokage finding out.”

 

Shisui simple crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. “My statement still stands. Fuck the Hokage.” Itachi gave him a tired glance. Kakashi sighed.

 

“Yes, the four of us will suffice,” Kakashi answered. “I have my nin-ken to assist you with the tracking.”

 

“Shisui,” Itachi now focused on him. “Your dalliance with Ginko in Mission Processing, please tell me it ended amicably?”

 

Shisui scoffed. “More than amicably.” Kakashi didn’t want to know.

 

“Excellent. Here is my plan-“

 

Itachi and Shisui were due R and R soon-they had not taken any leave in a year, and the commanders were starting to get pushy. The facts they applied suddenly and together caused no raised eyebrows-they were basically each other’s shadows. The leave request would not even make it to the Hokage-it was not necessary.

 

Kakashi had no missions planned, and had a reputation for avoidance at the best of times. Itachi recommended a shadow clone placed to keep up appearances, should the Hokage want to check he hadn’t gone rogue.

 

For Gai, they suggested a small break for the genin to clear their heads after a potentially traumatising mission - he sent TenTen to the library to start research on sealing, and the others were to train in defence if they could. None of then objected.

 

In order for this to keep legitimate and for deniability of going against orders, Itachi filled for an A rank mission request. Due to Shisuis ‘contact’, all paperwork was correct, even if it was ‘misfiled’ into the approved section, prior to reaching the Hokages eyes. It was ensured nothing could lead back to her (Shisui guaranteed she was ‘very’ good at what she did, but the others weren’t sure he was talking about paperwork).

 

“And who will be ‘officially’ financing the mission on the paperwork? It cannot trace back to me.” Kakashi said. Considering everything they were doing to avoid repercussions, they had to ensure there was no specific name trail.

 

“The Uchiha Clan will be the financiers for all costs, should it be brought up,” Itachi pledged.

 

“And if it gets back to your father?”

 

“He will pay with no hesitation. The Uchiha Clan owes Erena a debt that cannot be repaid.”

 

Now that was interesting...for a whole clan to owe a single shinobi? That was big.

 

“Can we not use that political clout to sway the Hokage? Surely that would be simpler?”

 

“No, it could still be rejected, and then any further attempt will be thwarted,” Itachi explained. “But it will be our fallback. As a wise kunoichi once said ‘it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission.’”

 

“Never have truer words been spoken,” Shisui agreed, fixing his weapons. “Enough chit chat, gentlemen. Let’s go find a potential damsel in distress.”

 

Itachi sighed. “...if she ever hears you called her that, I’m not getting involved.”

Notes:

Welcome the the Akatsuki!

Pre-warning: it’s going to get pretty angsty for a while, but things can only get better...
Some of you may ask about Orochimaru etc..this will be covered later on!

Enjoy!

Chapter 35: Nightfall arc: part 2

Notes:

Second update today!
If you haven’t read the other, make sure you do that first.

Otherwise: All aboard HMS Angst!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Training sessions with the Akatsuki were never fun. It was generally luck who you encountered, depending on who was on mission. I usually kept to general solo workouts and katas, to try and keep my muscle mass up, but sometimes sparring was on the cards.

 

Avoiding the zombie duo was generally recommended. I had one session with Hidan, and while I escaped intact, I required a healer - except the Akatsuki generally didn’t do healers, as you were supposed to be strong enough not to need one. My self-healing skills could only go so far, but I was still alive-even if I did still have the scars.

 

Zetsu was similar to myself, in that he didn’t really train too often. He worked as a spy, in a different way than me, but with his methods he never encountered people unless he wanted to. He was also a creepy looking bastard and made me shiver, so I stayed away as much as I could.

 

The while the “artful” duo were tolerable, as far as the members went, fighting them would be near suicide for me. Thankfully Sasori had little interest in sparring with me - but he was helpful with developing my poison gases so he wasn’t all bad. Deidara was a terrible flirt, and seemed to think that sparing with me was just an extension of that. And since he thought explosions were so impressive, that meant lots of things getting blown up. Now, I could move fast, but there’s just something about shockwaves snapping your ribs that leaves an impression, you know?

 

Despite my dislike for sparring sessions, I still turned up to watch- if only to get up to date knowledge on their skills and fighting styles. I was thorough in my reports, and that would never change.

 

Today I was watching Deidara go against Kisame, and it was a fun match. They hated each other with a passion, so a friendly spar it was not. Due to Deidaras techniques, they removed themselves to an area far into the distance of the base- they learned this the hard way.

 

Deidara was on his big clay bird (chakra or not, there’s no way that thing should have flown - it defied the laws of physics), circling Kisame. Based on Kisames posture, he was about to release some kind of big water jutsu - he was easy to read.

 

Out of the corner of my vision, I saw movement at the edge of their arena - there was a rustle as some rocks slid down the side of the embankment, and you could see flashes of a person stumbling away from the edge. Both Kisame and Deidara also saw it, but Deidara was the one who decided to act.

 

“Art is an explosion!”

 

“Deidara, no!” I tried to shout, but it was no use. He sent a bomb to the area, creating a small crater.

 

It turned out a curious child wanted to see what all the noise was about. He never made it home.


 

It was a nice day for once, and the skies were clear. I sat on the edge of my balcony and looked out to the town below. I heard a faint knock at the door.

 

“Come in,” I called, already knowing who it would be.

 

Konan came in, and walked to the balcony door. “You know, you don’t have to hide away like this every time you are home.”

 

“Yea, maybe not, but I don’t have must interest in discussing beheading and disembowling,” I muttered and had a drink.

 

“The boys can be a bit brash sometimes, that’s true,” she replied. I offered her the sake bottle but she declined.

 

“That’s the understatement of the year. How they haven’t killed each other yet, I don’t know.”

 

“They know how important the mission is...although it was a problem with Hidan for a while.” I snorted.

 

And that’s the understatement of the decade...Do you ever think that the mission is right, that we’re on the right path?”

 

She came forward and leaned on the balcony railing. “You’ve only been with a short time, but I think of you more fondly than the others. Believe me when I say that I trust Pein with our dreams. We’ve tried in so many ways, but he has the power to do this. Don’t lose faith.”

 

“It’s difficult to have faith in someone else when you don’t even have it in yourself,” I muttered.

 

“Come now,” she said softly, pulling me back from my perch. “You should not doubt yourself. Your intellect, skills and your compassion make you necessary to the world. You keep us in check - look at Hoshigaki.”

 

“It’s not just that...have you ever been in love?”

 

Her eyes widened. “Once.”

 

“So have I...years ago I left them and betrayed them...I keep wondering if I did the right thing.”

 

She softened slightly. “Did you betray them out of malice or kindness?”

 

“What should that matter?”

 

“It matters. Did you hurt them for the sake of hurting them or selfishness, or to save them from something?”

 

“I...suppose it was the latter?”

 

“Then do not worry. You know in your heart you did the right thing. Now come on, I have a mission for you. Hopefully a fun one.”

 

“Ohhhh...do tell?”

 

“How would you like to finally use those disguise tags on Kisame?”

 

“I get to dress up the Big Fish? Yes!”


 

To say Kisame was grumpy was an understatement. He was livid.

 

I was enjoying it so much.

 

We were sent to Fire on a small excursion. There was some kind of local festival going on, and Konan wanted information on a diplomat travelling into the area. I felt nervous venturing into Fire so soon after the interaction with Gai’s genin, but I couldn’t resist the chance to wind up Kisame...plus I’d have my own disguise on, so it shouldn’t be a problem.

 

Ever since I perfected the Appearance Modifiers, I was just waiting for a chance to use them on him. They were different from a Henge, which was only an illusion...this morphed your appearance externally - changed the colour and appearance of skin, hair and even shape of your eyes, nose...whatever I programmed into the seal. I couldn’t manipulate height, but what wasn’t a huge problem (even for one as short as me).

 

And the extra fun fact? It couldn’t be detected by Sharingan or the Byukagan. Because it physically changed things, it was undetectable.

 

“I don’t understand why I need to be here,” he grumbled.

 

“Oh, be quiet big brother,” I teased. “We need access to the male baths. And Konan thinks I’m too delicate to be exposed to such depravity.”

 

“You? Delicate?”

 

“I know, right?”

 

He snorted. “Let’s get this over and done with. It’s making me feel itchy.” He shuddered dramatically.

 

“You big liar, it does not.”

 

We entered the village easily and made our way to our lodgings, which were already secured. We were posing as brother and sister, visiting for the festival. We had similar features - brown eyes, hair, the same nose and eye shape - despite our height differences. I tried to give Kisame direction in playing a role, but he was having none of it. I just told him to at least make sure he got our names right or I would make him pay.

 

Keeping up with appearances, we wandered around the village. Despite Kisame being a grump, he seemed to actually enjoy himself - he would claim he was acting but he wasn’t that good. We settled into a restaurant to get dinner. I activated a privacy seal so we could speak freely.

 

“You got anything yet?”

 

I hummed, eating my noodles. “Not yet. And from the description he should be fairly noticeable. We’ll do the same tomorrow - and if still no luck I’ll give you a script for what to ask in the baths.”

 

He snorted in agreement. A waitress came over to refill our drinks, so I lowered the privacy seal. “Oh, more sake please! Thank you!” Kisame rolled his eyes but accepted some too. “Oh, cheer up! It’s a festival!”

 

“With that logic every day is a festival for you.” I threw my napkin at him.

 

We finished our meal in reasonably good spirits, then left towards the hotel. As I turned out the the restaurant, I bumped into someone - with red eyes.

 

I blinked, then started muttering apologies - like a nice little civilian would do. At first I didn’t even look to see who it was, but as I continued my stream of niceties, I recognised Uchiha Shisui, with his sharingan activated?

 

“Hey, it’s okay! Just as much my fault as yours! I really should have been paying attention,” he replied, smiling.

 

“Oh, I am sorry, Shinobi-san! I’ll make sure I’m more careful!”

 

He chuckled. “No worries at all. Enjoy the festival!” I bowed as he smiled, and waited until he walked past. Kisame was watching the exchange with raised eyebrows.

 

“You’re an embarrassment, you know that?” He muttered.

 

I forced my cheeks to flush with red, and grabbed his hand almost running away in humiliation. When we were around the corner, I activated my privacy seal again. “Shit. We’re going to have to be careful. Or call this off.”

 

“What do you mean? One little Uchiha isn’t going to ruin this mission.”

 

“It could when they could blow our cover.”

 

“What happened to the best infiltration specialist in the world?”

 

“The best infiltration specialist who is now needing to work with her former best friend hanging around, who also happens to be aware of most of her tricks. That Sharingan activation is not a fashion choice. He’s looking for something.”

 

“Well, you sort yourself out. I’m going to bed.”

 

“Kisame! This is serious.”

 

“So is my beauty sleep.” And he stalked off. I swore.

 

I searched in my bag, and found further Appearance Modifier seals I had prepared. I had two options - a young teenage girl or a red headed female. At this time in the evening, a teenage girl alone would raise suspicions, so I opted for the redhead and switched tags - if i wanted more information, I couldn’t do so under the same disguise. I also removed and changed clothing and bags from a storage seal I kept handy.

 

I reversed back to where we came and looked around. Shisui was gone, but I didn’t think he would have gone far. I didn’t know what he was there for, but he was clearly not in any type of hurry.

 

I spotted a quiet looking cafe-bar area down a side street and decided to check there first - unless he was following someone, he wouldn’t likely go anywhere too heavily populated.

 

By a stroke of luck, I saw a flash of his curly hair through the window and headed inside. I went to the bar area to sit. When I saw his group, I panicked even more. Not only was Shisui there, but also Itachi, Kakashi and Gai.

 

Fuck. I had really fucked up.

 

There was absolutely no reason for them to be on mission together. It was like sending in a nuclear bomb to kill a rat. Unless you wanted a country burned to the ground, this was overkill and a half.

 

I ordered a strong drink, then activated the listening aid in my earrings - another fun toy that could pick up sound over a moderate distance, and delivered the noise straight to a seal on the inside of my ear (THAT was interesting to place, let me tell you).

 

“-not. I mean, it was strange that we couldn’t hear them until they ordered, but there was no sign of a Henge or Genjutsu of any kind. It couldn’t have been her usual tricks- the features were totally different.”

 

“You’re sure?” Itachi asked.

 

“I’m sure. It wasn’t her.”

 

Phew. Round one to the Appearance Modifiers.

 

“We’re out of idea’s now. It’s been nearly a week. If we don’t head back, we’ll arouse suspicion - If we haven’t already,” Kakashi said.

 

“Agreed, “ said Itachi. “I’m sorry, it looks like another dead end.”

 

I heard Gai sigh. “But why would she make such a Youthful appearance then disappear again?”

 

No one said anything. Aw shit. Now I felt really bad. I was already feeling guilty about my sudden reappearance, but it couldn’t be helped.

 

“Well, this has been a monumental waste of time. We set up those rumours about the diplomat for nothing,” I heard Shisui say. Say what now? “Screw this, I’m getting wasted. Who is with me?” He was hit by silence. “Screw all of you. I can make my own fun.” And he got up to head to the bar. “Yo! Can I get some sake?” He said to the barman, and waited.

 

He turned to me then grinned. “Hello, been here long?”

 

Oh god, why did I pick the redhead? I should have gone with the teenager. I swallowed a bit of vomit in preparation for the horrible display I was about to be witness to.

 

“Hi there!” I smiled demurely. “No, not too long. I’m just waiting on some friends to find me.” There was a double meaning there, but he would never get it.

 

“Oh I see, well do you mind if I keep you company until they get here?”

 

I giggled. “Only if you want to? But it’s okay, I have my own drink!” I picked up the glass to show him.

 

“Oh, what’s that? It doesn’t look like sake.” He said, examining the contents.

 

“Oh no, its whisky! It’s a favourite from Grass country - have you never had it?”

 

“Can’t say I have.” He gave me a lopsided grin. Oh, he was definitely flirting now.

 

“Try it, I don’t mind!”

 

Now this was a test of a ninja - only idiots took drinks from people they don’t know. Bar people were generally the exception - because the moment you tried something with a shinobi, you wouldn’t live to tell the tale.

 

“I’ll just get my own - you say its good?”

 

“It’s a bit of an acquired taste, but pretty good!”

 

“That settles it! Yo, can I get one of these as well? Thanks!” The barman nodded in response, and promptly delivered the drink.

 

Without thinking, he took the glass and took a drink - as you would with sake. His face contorted as he swallowed then coughed. “What the hell was that?!”

 

I giggled. “I should have warned you it was a bit strong! I’m so sorry!”

 

“How can you drink that? It’s like paint stripper!”

 

As Shisui was mourning his tastebuds, Hatake came over. “Shisui, we’re leaving.” It was clear he wanted him to follow.

 

“That’s nice.” Shisui rolled his eyes. “I’m staying until this lovely lady’s friends come. I couldn’t possibly leave her alone.”

 

“Oh, that’s so sweet!” I replied and smiled sweetly at time. I hated myself right now.

 

“Fine, we’ll see you tomorrow.” Hatake said gruffly, and didn’t even spare me a glance. Fuck you, too.

 

I kept my gaze on Shisui, and watched the rest leave out of the corner of my eye. They all seemed healthy enough, even if a little down. At least Itachi was intact, and not in my place. Gai’s expression was the worst- I hardly ever seen him without a smile before but there was no trace of one here.

 

“So, where were we?” Shisui grinned.

 

The next hour was spent drinking and flirting. It was exhausting. Shisui was relentless with his compliments and touching- how did anyone fall for his act? It was borderline creepy. I wanted to stab his wandering hands with kunai so many times...

 

“Say, why don’t we take this back to my hotel room?”

 

“Oh no, I couldn’t!” I tried to act shocked and innocent.

 

“Are you sure? I’m only here for one more night, and I would love to get to know you even better.”

 

This was where I crossed the line. As far as subterfuge went, I never crossed the line of full physical intimacy. Never have, never will. I could cope with a bit of groping, or even a kiss, but he was barking up the wrong tree.

 

And I had enough of this act for the night.

 

“No, thank you though. I think I really should be heading off.”

 

“At least let me walk you home?”

 

I sighed internally. “Sure, that could be nice.”

 

We walked down the street in relative silence. I came to a random hotel, and stopped outside of it.

 

“This is me. Thank you for the evening. It was nice.”

 

“No, thank you,” he said, then leaned in to kiss me.

 

Before it landed, I punched him on the mouth on reflex. I felt a couple of my joints break, but it was worth it.

 

You stupid fuck! I mean, really Shisui? If a girl says no, she means no. You fucking arrogant bastard!”

 

“What the-“ Despite being drunk, his brain must have still been processing. “Erena?” He hissed, and he activated his Sharingan.

 

“Surprise, motherfucker.”

 

“But how? What are you doing here? What happened?” He sounded pleading. “We’ve been looking for you.”

 

“Obviously. And you found me. Now leave me the fuck alone!”

 

“Erena?” I heard a voice behind me. Great. Now Hatake had joined the conversation. To have turned up this quickly, he had likely been watching since he ‘left’ the bar. What gave me away?

 

“Fuck this. I’m leaving.” I went to turn around but felt a hand grasp my arm. “Shisui, drop it.”

 

“No, you’re coming back with us,” he said sternly, but I could hear the slur in his voice. He wasn’t completely in control, and I could use that. His grip was tight, and I knew we wouldn’t let go easily. So I pulled.

 

As expected, my arm cracked, as well as my shoulder. The sound was audible, and he must have felt the sensation in his hand as he immediately let go and looked at me horrified.

 

“What was that?!”

 

“Goodnight, gentlemen.” I said, and activated a short range poison gas tag. It was fast acting and clear, and just enough to knock them out for half an hour, so they couldn’t pursue me. They’d never normally fall for it, but I had the element of surprise.

 

They both gave me confused looks before it took effect and they dropped down. It wasn’t that elegant, but I didn’t didn’t have the chakra control for my time seals - I’m not stupid enough to drink and drive.

 

As soon as I was happy they were still breathing, I legged it back to my hotel. I was holding my breath, but let it out as soon as I was out of range.

 

Kisame must have detected me arriving, and my fluster, as he was up and awake as soon as I made it there.

 

“We’re leaving. Now.”

 



 

Interlude

 

Itachi was staring at Kakashi and Shisui like they had and extra head.

 

Because that would have made more sense than how idiotic they had been.

 

Erena had been there all along, and had been talking for Shisui for hours, and he didn’t even know. Itachi couldn’t have blamed Shisui too much, Erena was always good and it sounded like she had improved further, but he knew that Shisui blamed himself for letting her go, again.

 

“Tell me exactly what she said,” Itachi commanded, and Shisui replayed the whole interaction until Itachi interrupted.

 

“Stop. ‘Waiting for some friends to find her?’ That was her exact phrasing?”

 

“Yes...I’m...fuck...she meant us, didn’t she?”

 

Itachi nodded. “Erena was always very careful with what she said. It’s an odd phrasing, otherwise.”

 

“But if that’s true, why did she run? We had her and could have taken her back.”

 

“There’s more to this than what we think.” Kakashi said. “We always assumed she was captured...but what if she left by choice?”

 

Shisui started to protest, but Itachi had another thought. “Gai...the day she left...she told you she was going to stop a friend from taking a mission that would get them killed, correct?”

 

Gai nodded silently.

 

“We presumed that she was talking about the mission before her disappearance, that she knew something Shisui didn’t...what if there was more than that?”

 

“But what? Her friendship pool was fairly limited to the people in this room,” Kakashi said.

 

“Exactly. Now, we can rule out Shisui, if we presume our last hypothesis was incorrect. And also Gai - you ran in very different circles. The chances of you being on the same mission would be slim.”

 

“Despite your excellent deduction, that is not entirely correct! Erena and I have been on missions together!”

 

Itachi’s eyes narrowed. “How? When?”

 

“We were placed in Mist together...it was the start of my blossoming attachment to her!”

 

“Wait, Mist? But...that was you? How?” Shisui basically screeched.

 

“I’m missing something here,” Kakashi said.

 

Itachi pinched his nose. “It was an S-Rank mission in Mist. Shisui and I were called as backup for Erena and her partner, who were undercover as Mist-nin...we presumed he was a member of her Infiltration Corps.”

 

“Gai went undercover? I have to see this.”

 

“Very successfully, too,” Itachi admitted. “I had no idea.”

 

“Erena gave me basic training...no one was to know except the Hokage.”

 

“God...if that was basic training...” Shisui mumbled.

 

“Based on what you have seen tonight, she could be anyone. Be with anyone. This changes things,” Itachi said. “But it still doesn’t answer the why...I still don’t think it’s Gai, even despite your mission history...which leaves me and Kakashi.”

 

“I wasn’t taking solo missions anymore...nothing that Erena would be capable of, anyway.”

 

“I’m inclined to agree. Which leaves me.”

 

The room went silent.

 

“But what? You had just started your little politics game. Your missions were censored and decided by your father and the Hokage,” Shisui said.

 

“And Erena. She had a horrible habit of commenting on missions she shouldn’t know about.”

 

“She really was an interfering busybody,” Kakashi chuckled.

 

“And that’s the problem. She always thinks she knows best...especially for others. She’s never cared about herself.”

 

“She truly is selfless,” Gai said sadly. “But there are things that are concerning me...you mentioned her arm and shoulder broke when she pulled away?”

 

“And her knuckles were damaged when she punched Shisui. You could see it with how she was holding her hand,” Kakashi added.

 

“Due to Danzo, she was left was many Unyouthful health concerns...she was on medications to stabilise them.”

 

“I thought it was just the delayed puberty thing?” Shisui asked, going red. Itachi wanted to chuckle, as he knew exactly what he was thinking about.

 

“No, it was more serious than that...I am concerned her fragility is a side effect from not receiving appropriate treatment.”

 

They went quiet again.

 

“If that is true...she didn’t even react or exclaim when the injury happened,” Kakashi said.

 

“Which would suggest it being an frequent occurrence,” Itachi realised.

 

“She’s going to get herself killed.”

Notes:

Shorter than normal, but hopefully you like it!

I’m excited for the next few chapters - so sending this one out early.

Next update tomorrow!

Chapter 36: Nightfall arc: part 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

No matter what people say about me, never let it be said I didn’t know how to have a good time.

 

We were on a mission near Kumo, and it was Kisame’s birthday in a few days. He didn’t know that I knew, but I totally did. Most people thought he was nothing but a sadistic bastard who had an unhealthy relationship with this sword (all puns intended), but he also had love for fishing and barbecues.

 

We split up on arriving, and he thought I was away gathering intel...which was stupid because my spy network had supplied me with everything I needed before we left. No, instead I was waiting on him returning from his little intimidation excursion (because no killing unless I said so), and I managed secure a good spot on a lovely lake, and procured some good quality fishing rods, small boat and made a barbecue for cooking his spoils. He wouldn’t be back until his actual birthday, so I was feeling pleased with myself for organising the surprise.

 

Akatsuki might be shit, but I could make it a little less shit.

 

While I waited, I took advantage of my solitude by the lake, bought a few bottles of sake and planned to get drunk while bobbing on the boat. It was going to be an experiment - would it be a nice drifting experience, or would it make me vomit? I would soon find out.

 

I was lying at the bottom of the boat and watching the clouds, reminiscing of similar times, when I felt a huge splash on me.

 

“What the actual fuck!” I exclaimed. “Who has a death wish?!”

 

I pulled myself up and looked over the edge, only to find two genin sparring on the water. The splash had been one falling in.

 

“Erena-san?” One called. How the fuck did they know my name?

 

I looked up and saw TenTen, Gai’s student. I groaned and sunk back down into the boat, trying to hide. I hadn’t encountered Gai or any of the others in almost six months. I was careful with my mission choices, disguises and ensured there would be no further trail. I hadn’t heard any rumours about them, so they had either stopped looking for me or staying under the radar.

 

And stupidly I forgot keep a Henge active. I just wanted to relax and figured I was far enough away from Konoha. I won’t be making that mistake again.

 

“Erena-san? It is you! Are you okay?” The black haired kunoichi peered into the boat, where I was lying back down. I was too drunk to deal with this and wished she would just go away.

 

“Hello.” I said resigned, not getting up. “Watcha doing all the way out here?”

 

“Oh! Me and Neji are practicing water walking!”

 

“Well, duh. No, I mean Kumo...what’s a bunch of little Konoha-brats doing out here?”

 

“Oh! We’re on a mission! Delivering a scroll to the Raikage!”

 

“Didn’t anyone ever tell you to keep your missions a secret? You don’t want to go blabbing to a Missing-nin now...what if they steal your scroll?” What was Gai teaching these kids?

 

“Oh! I never thought of that. But it’s okay - Gai-sensei has the scroll, no one can get it from him.”

 

“Again, stop with the information! Now the missing nin would know who to target.” I sighed. “And where is your illustrious sensei anyway? Left you alone again?”

 

“He’s just getting supplies. He won’t be long!”

 

“Good...now leave me alone, and do me a favour and don’t tell him I’m here.” I closed my eyes in an effort to pretend she didn’t exist.

 

“Erena-san, are you sure you’re okay?”

 

My eyes snapped open. “Can’t a girl get drunk in a boat in peace these days?”

 

“...It’s eleven in the morning?”

 

“Exactly. I had a full day planned!” I huffed and started to get up. “Screw this, I’m leaving.”

 

As I started the pull myself up, the boat started wobbling and threatened to capsize. To avoid getting wet, I jumped over and landed on the water gracefully, before grabbing the top of the boat and started pulling it towards the shore.

 

“Hey, wait! Don’t you want to wait for Gai-sensei?”

 

“Definitely not on my to-do list, kid,” I grumbled.

 

Once the boat was on the bank, I turned around about to tell her to leave me alone. I saw the Neji kid standing behind her, arms crossed and scowling, but the Mini-Gai was on the other side of the shore, waving.

 

“What’s he doing over there?” I asked, curious. “Getting a bit stuck with learning water-walking?”

 

Neji snorted. “The idiot can’t use chakra. It’s an embarrassment that we’re even on the same team.”

 

I snorted. “Again, with the verbal diarrhoea. Don’t tell strangers things like that, you just volunteered a weak spot. Geez...and don’t be so disrespectful, there are many handicaps out there, and it’s amazing what a bit of hard work can do.”

 

“Handicaps? What, like being a drunk?”

 

I narrowed my eyes and walked over to him, staring at him straight in the eye and poked his chest. “I like you. You need to tone down your self-importance a little, but you have potential.” I always appreciated a little sass, even at my expense, but I didn’t appreciate judgmental prats who don’t know anything past the end of their own nose.

 

I looked over at the hyperactive genin on the other side and made up my mind. I shunshined over to him, leaving the others behind me.

 

“Give me your shoes.” I said, hands stretched out.

 

“What?”

 

“Shoes. Now. Gimme.” I opened and closed my hands in hurrying motion.

 

I took out my storage scroll from my pocket, and produced ink and a brush. I then scribbled on the soles of his shoes, trickled a little chakra in to activate and handed them back.

 

“Put them on.” I commanded, and he followed.

 

As soon as they were secure, I grabbed him and threw him onto the lake.

 

As expected, his physical skills were superb, and he corrected his fall, landing on the water as he would on the ground. His hands and knees got a little wet, but otherwise he was upright, standing on the water and looked absolutely stunned.

 

I went to grin at him, but less than a moment later I felt a kunai to my back and a hand on my throat.

 

“You will not touch my team!” I heard a voice snap behind me.

 

“Wow...is that a kunai in my back or are you just happy to see me?” I said.

 

Immediately the kunai was removed and his grip was lowered, and I was spun around gently.

 

“Erena?!” Gai looked at me with wide eyes. He didn’t say anything else, but stared at me for a while before enveloping me in a gentle bear hug. “What are you doing here? I’ve missed you,” he whispered.

 

I returned the hug, even if I was a little awkward. “Me, too.”

 

He looked like he was about to say something else when Rock Lee interrupted.

 

“Gai-sensei! Look! I’m on the water!” He was jumping up and down, and the others were staring at him in awe.

 

“Yosh! Rock Lee! What an amazing feat!” Gai grinned at him, then turned to me. “You did this?”

 

I gave him a small smile and shrugged. “Just a little water repellant seal on the shoes. He’ll need to work on his balance though or-“ We heard a splash as he fell into the lake. “That, I guess.”

 

Rock Lee walked back to shore, still grinning, before running back onto the lake to try again.

 

“Lee! Take your time, and walk before you run! You will get there!” He gave him a thumbs up. The other two genin were crowding around him, the excitement obvious in TenTen.

 

“Obviously he’ll grow out of the shoes, but the seal isn’t too complicated and will be easy enough to copy,” I volunteered. “I take it tree walking is a problem as well? I could-“

 

“Erena, stop. Where have you been?”

 

Great. Here comes the hard bit. I never intended to have this chat...or at least right now. I could easily just activate the Time Flicker and run, but I found I didn’t want to. Plus I was still wasted, and messing around with seals like that under the influence is a big fat no from me.

 

“Oh, here and there. Everywhere really. Ever been to the Land of Birds? It’s a particular favourite. The have the best- “

 

“Erena, I have missed your Youthful energy but you know that is not what I mean.”

 

“Ah. Yes, well...sorry. No can do about that, I’m afraid. No talky.” I lifted my fingers to my lips, indicating a ‘quiet’ motion.

 

He looked at me funny. “Are you...inebriated?”

 

“Not as badly as I intended to be...you can thank your genin for that. Also, please tell them to stop trusting strangers. Stranger danger is a real thing, you know...Neji is the only one with even a smidge of common sense. And I think that’s only because he’s a grumpy asshole.”

 

Gai sighed and looked a little pained before he turned to his Genin with a wide smile.

 

“Students! Come! I have a good friend I want you to meet!”

 

“What are you doing?” I hissed, as they came running over.

 

“Ensuring that you are no longer a stranger!” He smiled.

 

“Now! You have already met, but this is Nakahara Erena! She is a fellow Konoha nin and a good friend!”

 

“But you said you weren’t from Konoha?” Neji asked.

 

“See, Gai? This is what I mean...common sense. He’s got it in spades. He actually listens, something you are lacking!”

 

He shook his head in amusement. “Of course she is from Konoha! In fact, she is one of the top kunoichi!”

 

“Gai, shut up,” I said, cheeks flaring.

 

“Oh, then why haven’t I heard of you?” Neji further accused. The little prick really didn’t like me.

 

“Because I don’t want you to. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m heading off now,” I had enough and went to turn my back .

 

“Erena...please stay,” Gai asked. I stopped walking and turned to look at him. Thinking back, I think it was the one of the only things Gai has ever asked of me.

 

And I was tired of running.

 

“I...I can stay for two days. Then, either you or I need to leave. I can’t do any more than that...at least right now.”

 

I clearly wasn’t the answer he was looking for, but he seemed pleased anyway and a huge grin plastered his face.

 

“Yosh! Then we shall make the most of it!”


 

The next two days were great. In all honestly, probably the best time I have had in the last five years.

 

The rest of the first day, Gai didn’t ask me any more questions. I think he realised it wasn’t going to happen. Instead, he gave me time to sober up (the disapproval was clear) while he trained his genin.

 

His teaching technique was very similar to when he and I used to train, except the children were both receptive and not...they had countless energy and clearly enjoyed learning, but Rock Lee was the only one who appreciated Gai’s exuberance. It was funny to watch Neji and TenTen trying to hold off temper tantrums sometimes...and what was more funny was that Gai was aggravating them on purpose. He was clearly trying to beat something out of them...something holding them back, and he was doing it the only way he knew how.

 

I decided to help.

 

“Hey, Gai!” I called from the tree I was perched in. “Only twenty push ups? You going soft?”

 

“Yosh! You are correct! Neji, make it fifty!” He gave me a thumbs up and I winked in reply. His grin widened.

 

“Fifty? Why? This won’t help me on my path!”

 

I had a feeling he was playing up because he had an audience, but Gai did not seem bothered.

 

“A ninjas path is to support their country and people! Do your best and become a shining example!”

 

Neji scoffed, but submitted to Gai’s instructions. A thought crossed my mind.

 

“Hey, Neji. What’s this path you speak of? Is it cobbled or granite?” I heard Rock Lee snicker.

 

Neji frowned and stopped the push-ups to look at me.

 

“Are you an imbecile? It is my fate. I am bound into the service of my clan and it is inescapable...I believe everyone’s fate is sealed from birth, and it’s useless to escape.”

 

“Well, that’s a massive crock of shit. Who the fuck told you that?”

 

He was starting to get angry. “No one. It’s a truth I have come to realise myself.”

 

“You know, for someone with super fancy eyes, you are pretty blind. You should really see someone about that. I can recommend a great healer.”

 

“You know nothing! When have you ever been trapped?!”

 

Oh, bingo. “Every day of my life, thank you very much. Feel free to ask Gai once we part,” I shot Gai a look and he nodded in understanding. “Now, is this about a silly little seal on your head?”

 

“What do you know about it?” He clenched his fists. “You know nothing!”

 

I smirked. “Honestly, that is one of the worst things to say to me.”

 

“Erena! I am not sure what decisions you are making, but that is not a face I like. Only Unyouthful things happen from that.”

 

Gai started to make his way towards me but I waved him off. “Calm your beans. I got this.” I looked back to Neji. “You know, a long time ago I did your uncle a favour. And I’m about to call it in.”

 

He stilled, “What do you mean?”

 

“Let’s set a caged little birdie free, eh?”

 

“Erena!” Gai shouted. “No!”

 

He started to sprint towards me but I activated the Time Flicker seal. I lazily walked over, removed his Hitai-ate and looked at the goddamn mess on his forehead.

 

Seriously. As far as designs go, it was atrocious. They could have made it hidden or even pretty, but no. I swear, if and when I did go back to Konoha, I was dealing with this shit once and for all.

 

The seal was rooted into his nervous system, and it was a jumble of chakra ties and nerves. Uncoiling it was similar to unravelling a very knotted necklace. Once complete, I stripped the mark from his head, leaving a blank slate.

 

Because I knew the Hyuuga were prissy motherfuckers, I added a seal to the edge of his eyes-destroying their capabilities in death or if they were forcibly taken. Only difference was, it was tiny and invisible without chakra probing. Hopefully that would keep them happy for now.

 

Job done, I deactivated the Time Flicker then threw his Hitai-ate at his face.

 

“There. Now you can wear it however you want. You’re welcome.” And I stalked off back to my tree.

 

He seemed confused for a second, before a dawning realisation and ran to the lake for a reflective surface. The others ran after him.

 

“Erena...what have you done? You may think this is the best course, but it will be Neji who pays the consequences,” Gai said, looking worried.

 

“When you go back to Konoha, tell his father and uncle I was the one who did it. Tell them we are even. And if Neji does face any consequences, they will have me to answer too.”

 

“Why would the Hyuuga clan leader accept this?”

 

I sighed. “Gai, please trust me. I cannot explain. I hold a lot of secrets that I won’t betray. And a lot of favours that I haven’t cashed in. This will be one of them.”

 

“I have always trusted you. You truly are Caring and Selfless. That is why I Love you.”

 

My breath hitched. “Still?”

 

“Of course! My Youthful feelings will never change!”

 

I looked to the ground, and smiled sadly. I didn’t think it was possible- I had been away too long. I left him alone without a proper goodbye and I thought he would hate me.

 

“I’m so sorry for how I left. Please believe me that I never really had a choice. I love you and regret it so much.”

 

“Shhh! I don’t know what happened but I believe your heart was always in the right place.” He tilted my chin up softly. “Now! Let us stop this and enjoy the next few days! I believe Neji will now enter the Springtime of his Youth and there is much to do!”

 

I laughed. “He is going to hate you so much. It’s going to be brilliant.”


 

It took Neji hours to calm down. He basically went through all of the five stages of grief in quick succession...but what he was grieving was beyond me.

 

At first he was in denial, and spent ages looking at the water at his own unmarred face. Then he started shouting at me - telling me I had no right to interfere and that I’d signed his death warrant (I scoffed at him and called him over dramatic). Then he asked me to replace it-which was beyond ridiculous. Then he became withdrawn, thinking of all the punishment awaiting him back in Konoha...and finally he thanked me.

 

“And you’re sure they will not punish me? Why would you do this?”

 

“Because everyone deserves their freedom. But it wasn’t the seal that was keeping you captive, it was your own self loathing and resentment. Your hatred was what was holding you back - now who knows what you could become.”

 

“Thank you.”

 

I smiled at him. I suspected it was one of the few times he had actually said and meant the words.

 

That night, we sat around a fire. TenTen asked me if I would show her the portable heater again but I declined. Sometimes a fire was nice.

 

“Why you so interested anyway?” I asked, sensing her disappointment.

 

“It’s just really cool.”

 

“Oh...did I spark an interest in Fuuinjutsu?” I looked to Gai for confirmation.

 

“She has been most dedicated in her pursuit for information!” He said, enthused.

 

I made a humming noise. “So...what have you learned?”

 

She started chittering on about various things. She was regurgitating things she had read in a book but it was clear she had little understanding.

 

“Whoa, I’m going to stop you right there. You’re looking at it all wrong. It’s not just about symbols on paper, it’s about mechanics and imagination. You need to see how everything links together-from chakra to physical structures and even biology. First, you need the right scrolls...you’re looking at books written by old men who thought they were too smart to care about the basics.” I dug out some paper and a pencil and started writing down scroll names, books, specific chapters and pages, and where to find them in the library. “Start here, and start practicing your calligraphy. Then we’ll chat again.” Her eyes went wide as she took the paper.

 

“Chat again?” Gai asked. I knew what he was really asking.

 

I sighed, “Again. But don’t find me, I’ll find you.”

 

“Yosh!” He punched the air and I laughed.

 

“Hang on...you’ve put everything on here-like pages and specific locations...how do you know this?”

 

I tapped my head. “Freaky brain.”

 

Her eyes widened. “What do you mean?”

 

I pointed to Neji. “Freaky eyes.” Then to Gai, “Freaky...freak.” He grinned and gave me the thumbs up. I pointed to Rock Lee, “Freaky determination.” Then pointed to me, “Freaky brain.” I paused, tilting my head to look at her. “I’m not sure what you’re a freak about yet, but being on a team with this lot, it’ll come out at some point.”

 

The boys snickered.

 

“Erena here has the most Youthful memory! She never forgets!”

 

I nodded. “I’m like an elephant.”

 

“Is it a Kekkei Genkai?” TenTen asked.

 

“Nah, just me. But doesn’t stop people thinking it is, or trying to steal it. Invasion of the body snatchers is not a great experience. Zero out of ten, would not recommend.”

 

“What do you mean?” Gai stiffened.

 

“Another story for another day, dear. It’s handled, for now.” He narrowed his eyes at me, and I knew he wasn’t going to forget it easily.

 

“Dear?” Rock Lee asked. Judging by the others expressions, they caught it too.

 

“Yosh! Erena and I are together! We have spent much Unhappy time apart while she is on mission but that changes little!”

 

What was he talking about...mission? Fuck. What did he know? Or guess? Or was this a story for the kids?

 

“You’re Gai-sensei’s girlfriend? Why?”

 

I giggled at Neji’s bafflement.

 

“You’ll understand when you’re older,” I said, and he made a disgusted face. It made me laugh even more.


 

The next day was must the same - in terms of training and hanging out. I didn’t mind it one bit.

 

It became clear the team was destined to be a heavy hitter assault team. They had a future taijutsu expert, a freaky talented Hyuuga and a weapons mistress (and soon to be Seals Mistress, if I had anything to do with it). It was a pretty nice well rounded team. Or it could be, once they got over their personality clashes (mainly fuelled by Neji, so I hope he got his head out of his ass very soon).

 

I simply lay around and watched them, occasionally giving my two cents - it was Gai’s team, after all, and I didn’t want to interfere with his methods. He knew what he was doing...I may step in at some point to give them life lessons, though, if Gai didn’t get a hang of that part, though.

 

“Erena-san! Why do you not participate?” Rock Lee asked, during a little taijutsu sparring session.

 

“She’s probably hungover,” Neji snorted. Rude.

 

“Hangover’s are for amateurs, thank you very much,” I snarked back. Gai gave me one of those little disapproving glances. I tried to ignore it. “Anyway, I’m not really one for sparring much these days.”

 

“Oh?” TenTen asked.

 

“What kind of ninja doesn’t fight?” Neji said. He still had a stick up his ass, I see.

 

“Erena has many other Youthful talents!” Gai tried to redirect. “She is capable of avoiding it where necessary!”

 

“What he said,” I pointed my thumb towards him. “And when necessary, I either get someone to step in, or I do what I can.”

 

“You get someone else to fight for you? Are you that weak?” He scoffed. That was judgement and not concern.

 

“Neji - come here. Let’s have an arm wrestle!” I chirped.

 

“Erena! No!” Gai said, looking concerned. Ah, he must have figured out my problem from my run-in with Shisui.

 

“No no. It’s my turn to teach.” My smile turned cold.

 

Neji, arrogance and all, followed me to a boulder. Gai held back on the side lines, arms crossed. TenTen and Rock Lee were next to him, not understanding his change it attitude.

 

“Three, two, one...go!” We started, and it ended just as quick. As soon as he put pressure on, my wrist and forearm snapped, leaving it floppy...huh...last time it was only the wrist. The arm was new.

 

Neji withdrew his hand and stared in shock, while the others shouted out. Before this got out of hand, I shook my arm hard and concentrated chakra to the areas. The bones healed in an instant.

 

“Understand now?” I said to Neji.

 

“But how? How are you still a shinobi?”

 

Ah, clearly he didn’t understand at all. In response, I activated the Time Flicker, rushed behind him and placed my kunai against his throat before deactivating it.

 

“Who do you think really won now?” I whispered into his ear.

 

“Erena. Please stop, this is a most Unyouthful show,” Gai said. He seemed disappointed in me again. Aw, crap.

 

I lowered my kunai and walked around to look at Neji.

 

“My body may be weak, but I am not. Do not judge people solely on their weaknesses and underestimate us. It will only get you killed.”

 

And with that I walked off before anyone could say anything.

 

I found a clearing and slid down the trunk of a tree into a sitting position. I’d really made a mess of things...I got ahead of myself and let Neji get to me. He was only a child and I over reacted then scared him and held him at knife point...that was not something normal people do. Only monsters.

 

Then there was Gai’s disappointment in me...Even before, I don’t think he ever looked at me that way. It broke my heart...he said he loved me but how could he? When I do things like that? I started hyperventilating and my hands shook a little.

 

I needed a drink. Luckily, I had an emergency flask in my storage scroll, so I got it out and took big mouthful. I was still in the middle of my breakdown when Gai came into the clearing.

 

“Erena! What were you thinking! They are only genin! That was a most Unyouthful and Horrible display!”

 

I looked to the ground and tried to take in deep breaths. “I know. I’m sorry.” I managed to squeak out, eyes firm and on the ground. I couldn’t look at Gai right now.

 

“Erena...are you okay? Are you hurt?”

 

I shook my head, still not looking up and took another drink. I saw green out of the corner of my eye and saw Gai sit beside me, gently removing the flask from my hand.

 

He sighed. “I understand why you did it, but it there are better ways to teach them those particular lessons. It will come in time - they need to grow at their own pace.”

 

“I know. I’m sorry...I’m just not used to dealing with...people, especially children. My usual conversation partners need a much more...direct approach. I got carried way. It won’t happen again.”

 

It wouldn’t happen again because I would leave soon. I wouldn’t allow myself to damage them anymore than I already have.     

 

“Don’t run away, Erena,” Gai pleaded and grasped my hands. “I cannot lose you again.”

 

Goddammit to hell.

 

“I can’t come back. Not yet.”

 

“I know. I don’t what what you are doing, but there must be a reason. You have always been dedicated in everything you do. But please promise you that you will look after yourself - you are important to me, and I cannot lose you.”

 

I rubbed my face and turned to look at him, finally. “It’s not that easy.”

 

He gave me a sad smile, and went into one of the pockets of his jacket to remove a small storage scroll.

 

“What is this?” I asked.

 

“A present. From Yumi.”

 

My eyes widened...he could only mean it was my medications. “But how?”

 

“After you encountered the others last time, it became clear you were having problems. When we returned, I went to speak with Yumi. He gave us all similar scrolls, should we meet you again.”

 

Goddamn thoughtful bastards.

 

“You mean they aren’t mad? I did kind of get them with poison.”

 

“We are concerned, Erena. We only want you back with us.” I almost felt like crying. “You cannot say where you are...but just tell me...are you in danger?”

 

I snorted. “Every day.” While Akatsuki was home for now, I knew if I got found out I’d be dead in a second.

 

“Then why not return?”

 

I sighed. “I can’t. There is too much running on this. If I stop now, I could either be killed or people I care about could be...it’s a long game and I hate it but I need to be there.”

 

Gai sighed. “I knew I could not persuade you. Your Youthful Stubbornness will always win!”

 

“Yea...I’m annoying that way.” I agreed.

 

“I cannot dissuade you, but tell me what I can do to help! I will not fail!”

 

I smirked at him. “Don’t give up on me? Even if I do something really, really bad?”

 

“Never!” He grinned. “That I can promise you!”

 

“And...if you see me with my...colleagues, do not approach or engage, okay? That is really important. And make sure to tell the others.”

 

“What do you mean?” He looked confused.

 

“Who I’m with...we usually work in teams. I have a partner - who is away on his part of the mission right now, but everyone is...we’re all bad news. Really bad news.”

 

“In what respect?”

 

“S-Rank Missing Nin?”

 

His eyes boggled. “These are you companions? How are you safe?”

 

“I’m one of them. Or at least, they think I am.”

 

“You are deep undercover?”

 

I snorted. “That’s one way to put it.”

 

“This is more complicated than we thought. We must put our heads together an think!” He said, looking into the distance, a determined look on his face.

 

“Oh no, don’t you start getting involved. Trust me - nothing good will come of it.”

 

“We cannot let this go, Erena. We will not.”

 

I sighed. Why were my friends so stupid?

 

“Fine, but be careful. Cover your tracks. And if I ever tell you to stop going down a path, you’ll stop. Okay?”

 

“Agreed!” He cheered. He then jumped to his feet and placed his handed up my arms to gently haul me up.

 

“Now let us go speak to the rest of the team!”

 

“You mean apologise?”

 

“Yosh!”

 

“I fucking hate you sometimes.”

 


 

 

After we returned, the apologies to the kids went fairly well. I even got one back from Neji...I suspected both Gai and TenTen had something to do with that.

 

There were no further incidents, and everything did seem truly forgotten...except a curious Rock Lee who came over to ask me about my healing techniques...he had never seen anything like it.

 

“Count that as a good thing...because that took lots of lots of practice.” His eyes widened in understanding.

 

By the evening, Gai admitted they should probably head into Kumo to deliver their scroll. He seemed reluctant, but the timing was for the best. I warned him to avoid coming back through the area on the way back - he nodded in understanding.

 

“When will I see you again?” He asked.

 

“When I’m able? I need to make sure it’s totally safe. Don’t worry, I’ll find you when I can.”

 

“How?”

 

I gave him a dry look, and did not dignify his question with a response.

 

“Listen...if you ever need me, there’s a bar in the Senotakaiki area of Fire- you’ll know the one when you see it. Ask for a bottle of Fire Whisky from the bar...drink it, or discard it, whatever...but place whatever message you have for me in the empty bottle, recap it and hand it back to the bar...it’ll make its way to me.”

 

“But if it gets intercepted?”

 

I shook my head. “The bottle is Sealed. Impenetrable. And if broken, the contents will be destroyed.”

 

We said our final goodbyes, which included hugs from TenTen and Rock Lee...to say I felt awkward was an understatement. Gai laughed at the look on my face as I awkwardly patted them on the back. Neji just gave me a curt nod- now that I didn’t have a problem with.

 

Gai was the final awkward goodbye and I didn’t know what to do. I gave him a shy, coy smile and about to wave, when he rushed to pick me up and kissed me. I put my hands around his neck instinctually.

 

In the background I heard Rock Lee give a cheer and TenTen a single clap and a squeal.

 

“I’ll find you soon, okay?” I whispered.

 

“Yosh! I will be waiting!” He smiled at me.

 

With final waves, they ran off towards the village, leaving me alone on the bank.

 

But for the first time in a while, I didn’t actually feel alone at all.


 

Kisame returned the next morning, and kicked me awake.

 

“Huh. I half expected you to be blackout drunk.”

 

“You think so little of me,” I scoffed (even though that had been my original plans). “Anyway! I have a surprise!” I jumped up and gestured dramatically to the boat. “Ta-dah!”

 

“It’s a boat?” He seemed confused.

 

“And fishing rods and I make a fire pit barbecue and there’s sake- although I suppose that ones mainly for me...Happy birthday!”

 

He blinked. “You got this for me?”

 

I nodded merrily. He didn’t say anything, but looked between the fishing rods and the boat. He removed his cloak.

 

“Get me a rod and the sake. Let’s go fishing.”

 


 

We spent the rest of the morning on the boat, hardly speaking, and for once he got more drunk than me...I was just in a nice floaty bubble.

 

“So what’s got you in a good mood anyway? I haven’t seen you like this...ever. You get laid or something?”

 

I choked. “Of course not! As if!”

 

“Well, something happened. You’re being strange.”

 

“Maybe I’m just enjoying your company?” I grinned at him.

 

He scoffed. “Definitely not.”

 

After a few more minutes of silence, I spoke again.

 

“You know, I think I might want kids some day.”

 

He swung the pole of his fishing rod over to hit me on the head.

 

“Don’t be a fucking idiot.”

 

I cackled.

 

Notes:

Look who’s back!

The Naruto timeline is catching uuupppp!

Chapter 37: Nightfall arc: part 4

Chapter Text

Sadly, I only saw Gai once in the next couple of months. It was a small fleeting visit in passing but lovely nonetheless. He seemed pleased to see me, and even more pleased to see a visible improvement in my appearance...I had gained weight, and my skin and hair were massively improved. I also felt better mentally every day - whether it was having Gai or the hormone treatment back in my life, I didn’t know or care.

 

Missions with the Akatsuki also slowed down a little. I was lucky if I had seven over the last two months. I kept myself busy with my own excursions and information gathering - Pein let me keep spy my little games going as they were pretty useful.

 

My spy network was buzzing. There were talks of movement between the Lands of Wind and Rice...it made little sense so I sent out feelers to know more. I had plants and moles gathering more information, and personally met with some of them to give clearer directions.

 

For now, though, Kisame and I were sent on a stupid mission to the Land of Waves. We were to sent to assassinate some kind of shipping mogul...well, drug dealer, if my intel was correct. The bounty was being paid for by a rival who wanted his business.

 

It was dirty business and no good could come of it. Drug dealers against drug dealers? Either way, people would get hurt. I would have preferred to put them both out of business, but I never get my way. That was bad for our business, after all.

 

This was a job for Kisame (and for once I didn’t protest too much), and I was on background reconnaissance. He scoffed at my role, but it was necessary as the client didn’t want to get caught out. Apparently using ninja would give him a ‘bad rep.’..he was a fucking drug dealer, and that’s what he was worried about?

 

Either way, I was stuck in some hellhole of a strip club by the docks, overhearing chatter from some of Gatos men...I paid one of the regular dancers to take a night off and went in her place with a Henge. Dancing wasn’t my strong point, but I knew enough to get by in a low-class establishment like this.

 

“-ninja can be so fucking dumb! And he actually expects Gato to pay that rate?”

 

There were lots of guffawing. I activated the seals on my earrings to hear a little better.

 

“I know! We’ll be ready, though. Gatos pulling in the guys from the other port. Strength in numbers! Like some stupid Mist reject has a chance.”

 

“I heard he was one of the swordsman, you think that’s right?”

 

“Nah! Probably just pretending...you’d never tell with that mask! Who does he think he’s kidding!”

 

“You know...I heard there was a group of Konoha nin sent to guard the builder, sure Dai said he had a mask, too?”

 

“Who cares. The bridge builder can’t afford shit...it’ll be some low level flunky.”

 

“True...Our guy will take care of them in no time. When’s Gato meant to get here? He said he wanted to rub salt in the guys wound.”

 

“Tomorrow...I think we’re all heading to the site soon after.”

 

God, men like this were pathetic. But made my job so much easier. I had heard enough and wanted out of the place, stat. I feigned a stomach cramp to get off stage, then forced myself to vomit for good measure. They immediately sent me home...I wanted out of here, but I didn’t want the girl I was mimicking to get in trouble.

 

I found Kisame at our hotel and threw myself onto the bed dramatically, face down on the pillow.

 

He chuckled. “Hard shift on the pole?”

 

“Oh, fuck off,” I replied, my face still muffled by the pillow I was using to try and suffocate myself with. He knew how much I hated these roles. “You won’t be laughing when I tell you about your little reunion tomorrow.”

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“Seems our client isn’t the only one to hire Shinobi. Sounded like Gato has hired Momochi Zabuza to do his dirty work.”

 

Kisame growled. “Zabuza.”

 

“Slow down. I’m sensing some strong feelings there.” Kisame was a bloodthirsty bastard but rarely got angry. He was a calm and tactical fighter...I didn’t like the thought of him angry in battle. It could get out of hand quickly. “You need to calm down. Our first parameter is low profile, remember? Don’t go all stabby-stabby and bring attention to us.”

 

“He’s a traitor to his sword and doesn’t deserve the title of Swordsman of the Mist.”

 

“Oh god, not the honour shit again...I really don’t get the obsession.” Most that were heavily into Kenjutsu had a freaky honour system going on, especially when swords were passed down. I had heard Kisame rant about it before (usually when he was whispering sweet nothings to his creepy blade), but didn’t understand the obsession. It was almost cult-like behaviour, but no cult.

 

“You worry about the low profile, and I’ll take care of him.”

 

“And Gato?” I reminded him. “You know, our mission?”

 

“And Gato.”

 

I sighed. “So since you’re leaving me in charge of the keeping a low profile...”

 

“Fuck off. No.”

 

“Yes.”

 

“No.”

 

“I’ll let you chase after him? And take care of Gato until you come back?” I said in a singsong voice.

 

He huffed. “Fine. But I get to approve the changes.”

 

“Yes!”

 

Dressing up Kisame was definitely a favourite of mine. I wonder how he’d look in dreadlocks...


 

We woke at dawn and headed straight to the bridge construction site. I wasn’t sure exactly when Gato was meant to turn up, so that meant lying in wait until someone showed. Kisame took the side closest to the main town, and I took the other.

 

Finally there was movement, and Hatake appeared...with three genin. Someone seriously gave the bastard a genin team? And a genin team that had both Uchiha Sasuke and Uzimaki Naruto? Lord, give me strength...

 

But unless the two had seriously changed in the last few years, they would be driving him absolutely demented. And of this I could be pleased. Especially if Naruto was still determined to get under his mask...maybe I could drop him a few more pointers.

 

On purpose, I rustled the leaves slightly, and managed to get his attention. I saw him make a sly shadow clone and send it over.

 

“State your name and business,” his clone said, approaching me from behind.

 

“What’s up, buttercup? I hear you’ve got yourself into a pickle with a couple of missing nins,” I replied. I had an Appearance Modifier in place, making me into a non-descript brown haired kunoichi of open origin, but I hoped that would be enough of a clue for him.

 

“State your name and business, or I will presume you are hostile.”

 

“Geez, calm your tits. All work and no play makes Hatake into a proper Grumpy-san, eh?”

 

I could see a brow furrow. “Erena?”

 

“Ding ding, we’ve got a winner!”

 

“What are you doing here?”

 

“On a mission, same as you.”

 

He looked concerned. “Mission? What objective? Are you alone?” Clearly Gai had passed along my message about avoiding me when in the company of others. What a good boy.

 

“Don’t worry - our mission isn’t exactly opposite of yours. We have no intention of interfering.” I said. “Well...my partner has a bone to pick with your opponent. So if any crazed idiots decide to jump into battle, I would highly recommend you grab your genin and run.”

 

“Noted. Anything else?”

 

“Nope. Only that you never saw me and I was never here. Oh, but say hi to the others for me!”

 

He nodded. “You seem...good.”

 

“Wow...everyone keeps saying that. I guess all work and no play made Erena into a very tetchy girl...I must have been one big barrel of laughs before.”

 

“Not exactly the word I would use.”

 

“Well, sorry about the whole festival incident. Shit happens, you know? Now, hurry up and pop. Looks like the fight’s about to start. Chop chop!”

 

He gave me a dry look before disappearing. I saw the original Kakashi bristle for a second and almost turned to look in my direction. Thankfully he wasn’t that stupid to follow through.

 

I watched from the edges as the little fight started. It was a pretty fun one, to be honest. I’m pretty sure that Hatake could have taken Momochi easily, but he seemed to be putting on a show for the genin, or at least playing it safe. The genin weren’t doing too badly, but their opponent was decent and had much more fighting experience than them.

 

I was surprised that Kisame hadn’t jumped in, but I he had calmed down since last night. Or maybe he was just listening to me better?...Ha, fat chance. Either way, I was grateful. If he got involved, there was the chance Hatake or the genin could get hurt.

 

It looked like Kakashi was starting to get bored, as he was starting to throw lightning techniques around. I could see Momochi’s partner move, and was about to intervene...it was a suicide move. I was about to step in myself, when I noticed Kisame come out from the fray and go towards Momochi - it was an attacking move, but also shoved the long haired ice user out of Hatakes path. Two birds, one stone.

 

“You’re mine, Zabuza!” I heard him growl. Zabuza looked startled and confused by the new mystery opponent, but retaliated nonetheless.

 

The ice user was also about to start on Kisame, when I had a sudden impulse to intervene. This kid and suicidal moves, really?

 

I activated my Time Flicker and appeared directed in his path. I placed one hand on my hip and wagged my finger at him. “Nuh-uh! That’s not your fight. Leave the boys to their toys, eh?”

 

He took a fighting stance, about to go towards me. “I must protect him! I am his tool!”

 

I frowned. “Tool? No, I definitely don’t like that. Brainwashing, huh?” This Zabuza was a massive prick, and I was starting to understand Kisame’s ire. Who manipulates kids like that? “Time you go night-night now, little boy.” I shunshined to him and placed a knock out tag on his back, catching him then shoving him to Hatake’s genin, before disappearing into the tree line.

 

It was a fairly stupid move to expose myself, but I had a bit of a soft spot for kids and sometimes I couldn’t help myself.

 

A shadow clone of Hatake came over to me again. “You not going to help?” He asked.

 

I shrugged. “Nah. I don’t like to get involved with personal fights. He’d never let me hear the end of it.”

 

“Mah, so what now?”

 

“Feel free to fuck off, we’ll handle it from here.”

 

“And by handle it you mean..?”

 

“Do our job. Don’t start getting nosey now, that’s my trait.”

 

“Don’t I know it,” he snarked. I punched him on the arm.

 

“Look, it you want to wait and help out, it’s up to you...but I know you’re a lazy bastard and have little kiddie-winks to look after.” I noticed people coming down the road, and clearly so had Kisame.

 

“Looks like everyone wants to kill you today, Zabuza,” Kisame smiled.

 

“Wait? What?” Momochi exclaimed, avoiding Kisame’s wrapped blade.

 

“Your employer had no interest in paying you your fee - and was planning on disposing of you from the beginning. Stupid and gullible as always,” Kisame growled.

 

“Impossible!”

 

“No. An associate of mine heard it herself. His head henchman has a loose tongue when there’s a pair of breasts in his face.” I saw Hatake double take.

 

“None of that - clothing was on and it was a semi-public setting.” I whispered to him. “No need to taddle-tale.”

 

“I’m not sure he’d believe me if I did.”

 

“He probably would. I believe it would go along the lines of ‘Yosh! What excellent use of her Youthful Assets!’, and maybe throw in a thumbs up for good measure.” My voice imitating Gai was terrible, but it got the correct response.

 

He deadpanned. “Why would you give me that mental image?”

 

I grinned.

 

There were further words being exchanged between the two swordsmen, so faint I couldn’t hear. I was curious, but I did respect Kisame’s privacy...to an extent. Then suddenly, the fight stopped and both stepped away from each other, giving the other a curt short bow.

 

What the fuck?

 

Kisame then ran over to my position, so I impaled Hatake’s clone with the Tanto to get rid of him before he made it

 

“We’re leaving.” I allowed him to drag me along, while running, but scowled.

 

“What the hell?”

 

“You want this low profile or not? Zabuza is going to take care of Gato.” I snapped my head around to see what was going on, and sure enough, Zabuza was about to collide with Gatos forces...who didn’t have a chance.

 

“Oh you clever little fucker! You do listen to me after all!” I had droned about manipulation to him for years, but I never thought he paid any attention. Somehow he managed to convince him to do our job for us - which was totally allowed within the mission briefing.

 

He snorted. “But next time there’s a chance at him, you owe me.”

 

“If I ever see him, i’ll wrap him up for you in a pretty red bow.”


 

On the way back to base, I stopped in at a few of my contact points to pick up intel. I had several packages at each point, but nothing marked as urgent. I put them away in the storage seal to examine properly once we were back.

 

Kisame gave our verbal report at base, while I stood to the side. During, he didn’t mention his spar or conversation with Zabuza, but instead said it was me who broke the news to him under disguise...interesting.

 

This was the first time I’d ever known him to lie...and to use me, too. There was something fishy going on here, and it wasn’t just his smell.

 

As we walked back to the rooms, I turned to him. “That was interesting...you very rarely give the reports- I noticed you stick to the facts and are very on point...you should do it more often.” Liar liar pants on fire.

 

He sent me a look. “You talk to much.” Don’t ask questions .

 

“But sometimes the extra details make the difference.” I want to to tell me more.

 

“And sometimes the extra details are pointless.” I’m not telling you anything.

 

“I didn’t realise you didn’t like my stories. I’ll keep them to myself in future...but you must admit, telling people extra information has its time and it’s place.” I’ll keep quiet, but you’re telling me later.

 

He snorted but didn’t argue. Excellent.

 

“Well, if we’re done here, I’m head to my room. I’ll see you a breakfast.” I waved him off.

 

Once back in my room, I unpacked the intel scrolls and read. There were thirteen different reports...alone, they didn’t tell me anything. But together?

 

“Fuck.”

 

I grabbed them and ran to the main room.

 


 

“And you are certain? There is no other explanation.”

 

“No, Pein-sama.”

 

“I see.” He looked at me, assessing. “And what is your plan?”

 

If my reports were correct, Orochimaru and his stupid Oto were planning to invade Konoha during the next Chuunin exams. And, if you compared reports from in Suna and Oto there were eyes on Gaara...mainly his seal design. The seal I had placed had been copied and sent to Orochimaru to examine. But why would he want that? My only conclusion was that he planned to weaken it, and potentially release the Bijuu.

 

On the surface, it didn’t make a whole lot of sense. Orochimaru wasn’t stupid or cause unnecessary violence. He had no love for Konoha, but didn’t hate it either...but one person he did hate? Sarutobi Hiruzen. It must have all been a ploy to cause a massive distraction, then kill the Hokage.

 

“I want to go to Suna. For preemptive damage control. If he releases the Ichibi in a village of Uchiha...it will be pointless and we could lose control of it for the future. I want to secure the Bijuu, so the seal cannot be weakened by his ministrations.”

 

“I see...and what if your suspicions of his goal to kill the Hokage are correct?”

 

I paused.

 

“Let them destroy each other. And good riddance,” I replied. And I meant it.

 

Pein looked pleased. “Your commitment is admirable.” He said. “I authorise you to head to Suna, as you suggest. But while you are there, I also want information on the Jinchuriki - the standard report. Once complete, I want you to head to Konoha. I want you to bear witness and report. But do not interfere. I will send Kisame to you in the latter stages of the exams- I cannot trust his discretion in the village...if either the Hokage or Orochimaru survive the fight, then they are to be disposed of...do you understand?”

 

I bowed. “Understood, Leader-sama.”

 


 

Kisame joined me in Suna. He wouldn’t accompany me to the palace, but was a back up incase I hit any trouble...which was rude, really. He was the trouble maker, not me.

 

I was entering the palace under the disguise of a maid. She was actually one of my informants, but I would be taking over her appearance while she went on a nice little vacation. She had access to all rooms, and worked all manner of hours, so she was the perfect role to go into.

 

The first couple of days I spent gathering information and formulating a plan to get access to Gaara - it was difficult because his current schedule involved a lot of training and study prior to the Chuunin exams - They expected him to win, or at least pass easily.

 

My opportunity came when all of the Kazekage’s children were being sent out on a final survival expedition just before their journey to Konoha. They were to be taken out of Suna for a few days, and exposed to the environment and anything nature had to offer...which in Wind country meant poisonous creepy crawlies. There were to be no escorts, and help would only come if flares were launched...but if this happened, they were informed it would not be worth them coming home...God, Raza was a dick.

 

Kisame and myself then followed them on their travels. By the end of the first day, I realised their route and the best place to intervene. They would pass through a gorge, within which I would lay Seal Poisoned Gas Bombs - similar to the one I used on Shisui and Kakashi.

 

It worked like a charm, and all three children promptly passed out. I had to work quickly as I couldn’t be sure how fast a Jinchuriki’s metabolism would burn through my poison. And as I intended for them to think it was a creature that got them, I had to get him to wake at his natural pace to avoid suspicion.

 

I ran over, and carefully exposed Gaara’s seal. It was still intact and untampered with, which was best case scenario. At the edges of the Seal I placed a pre-prepared locking mechanism - it didn’t stabilise the seal further, but it prevented outside manipulation, unless you knew the ‘key.’ It basically made the seal ‘password protected’. It was a simple design, that any decent seal master could break but it would take time - which Orochimaru would not likely have. But most importantly, not expect to have to deal with.

 

Happy with my work, I covered the seal back up, and placed fake ‘stings’ on the ankles of him and his siblings. I liked to be thorough.

 

We wasted absolutely no time in getting out of Suna. Part of it because I hate the feeling of the dry desert, and partly because I knew I would be going back to Konoha for the first time in five years.

 

I was nervous, but also excited. If you had asked me a year ago, I would have told you I would willingly take a mission to the place over my dead body - and I suspected that is why Pein was comfortable with me going. I was very open about my hatred for the Sandaime and reluctance to visit my home - the last thing any member of the Akatsuki would have thought was that I was looking forward to it.

 

“Leader-sama is showing his sadism by making you go back. I don’t know who I feel more sorry for - you or the poor creatures that cross your path. Bet you’re regretting this ‘pacifism’ crap right about now.”

 

I glared at Kisame. “I don’t need to kill someone to make them suffer.”

 

He grinned. “Don’t I know it. You’re a vicious little thing...bet those eunuchs in Bird still curse your very existence.”

 

Ah, one of Kisame’s favourite subject. Not my finest hour, but not something I regret either. Let’s just say they got everything they deserved.

 

“I was thinking more personal. Like the brewer in Snow.” I destroyed the reputation, livelihood and any future prospects of a sake brewer in Snow who was cheating on his wife. She had hired us to assassinate him (she was real mad), but I convinced her this was better. With the aftermath she fully agreed...I also set her up with a new identity, and heard she had now remarried (I just hope the new husband was smarter than the last).

 

“No, that’s boring...This is where I split. Please try not to destroy Konoha until I get there, at least?”

 

“Meh, no promises.” I said, waving him off.

 

It only took me another few days to reach the gates. For fun, I opted to enter the village the ‘official’ way, rather than hidden passages. I opted for an Appearance Modifier - in case of extra genjutsu protection at the gate for the exams. I was going to pose as a Suna chuunin who had come ahead of their party to get things prepared. Once inside, I’d change my disguise to a Konoha civilian, which should allow relative freedom.

 

The gate clerks really didn’t care about my arrival - in fact, they seemed bored more than anything else.They hardly asked any questions or identification at all. It was a joke, to be honest. No wonder Orochimaru thought he’d get away with an invasion.

 

If there is one thing that frustrates me it’s incompetence...I’d have to deal with this somehow.

 

After a quick wardrobe and face change, it was so tempting to head to see Gai straight away. Everything in me wanted to, but I held off. First I wanted to do a little digging, and I had a feeling Gai wouldn’t let me out of his sights once he knew I was there.

 

I headed tot he main market district, hoping one of my favourite dango sellers was still in business. The joy I felt when I saw the unchanged shop front was exquisite. I immediately purchased a large portion and sat on a nearby bench. I planned to gorge myself while people watching.

 

The exercise was fairly fruitful. I was soon up to date with plenty gossip, knew where to buy the best bread, and what villages had already arrived for the exams. After I had nearly finished, I heard a little squeaking of some girls and soon noticed why.

 

Uchiha Itachi had a very large group of admirers. Oh and also that he was heading this way.

 

I had seen him briefly at the festival, but seeing him in the daylight and in the village was different. He looked good. He had matured and had an air of confidence about him - it was different than before. He held himself in a different way, and had a feeling of authority about him. Despite this, he was clearly well liked and approachable, as he received many nods and greeting from all - civilians and shinobi. Even if I hadn’t known him, I could have guessed this was a powerful man.

 

And in my eyes, a man fit to be Hokage.

 

Despite everything I had been through, I knew then that I had made the right decision and I could not regret it for anything. This version of Itachi should not be unmarred in any way, and I would fight the bastard that would try and hurt him.

 

There was no surprise to me when he went to the same dango shop I had. Grown man now or not, he was still a child. Unfortunately though, he had decided to sit at the same bench as me, too.

 

“Hello, do you mind if I sit here?” He asked, with a gentle smile.

 

I became the little nervous civilian I had to me. “Oh, yes, Uchiha-sama, please go ahead!” I stuttered slightly, shuffling along on the bench, tensing in a nervous way.

 

He gave a small smile in thanks and sat down, and started with his Dango. We sat there in silence, which didn’t surprise me. Itachi wasn’t a natural conversationalist unless you forced him.

 

After a while, he started coughing, choking on a piece of Dango in the process.

 

“Uchiha-sama! Are you okay?” I flustered. Despite my act, I was genuinely concerned.

 

His coughs quickly subsided. “No need to worry, I was only being silly and ate the dango too fast,” he replied, giving a placating smile.

 

Well. That was a lie, you didn’t need to be an expert on deception to be able to read one. I mentally catalogued that into my ‘to-do’ file to look into later.

 

I snorted. “Itachi, you are so full of shit. You could eat dango faster than a shunshin and not even get phased...in fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that.”

 

He startled with my sudden change in attitude and rudeness. “Excuse me?”

 

“You heard me. Such a poor excuse. You get a big fat ‘F’ on the deceit section of the exam...maybe politics isn’t for you after all, hmm?”

 

He tensed and narrowed his eyes at me. His posture was dangerous. “Who are you?” He said icily.

 

I scoffed. “Please, Itachi. Don’t be boring,” I plopped my last bit of dango in my mouth. “You’ll get there in three, two, one-“

 

“Erena?” He asked, eyes open in disbelief.

 

I grinned widely at him. “Long time no see. I like what you’ve done with the...you. Very imposing, ten out of ten- ooft!”

 

He grabbed me in a tight hug, then release a second later.

 

“Are you okay? I didn’t hurt you did I?” He looked at me concerned.

 

“God, and now you turn into a five year old boy again? No, I’m fine, that crumbling issue is almost resolved. You can’t snap me like a twig anymore.”

 

He grabbed me in a hug again. “Never disappear again. Twice is far too much.”

 

I gave a soft laugh. “Not something I can promise you, but at least next time I’ll say goodbye first.”

 

He released me and looked at me fully. “So you’re not back? Why the disguise?”

 

“Because I’m not actually here.” Itachi frowned. “Well, obviously I am, but not officially, and only for a little while.”

 

He seemed to be thinking something. “How long? And why?” There was a very faint edge to his voice, as though he was trying to suppress something.

 

“Depends on how long the exams are...I’m just here to watch.”

 

“Just watch?” He repeated.

 

“Just watch.” I confirmed. “I am under orders not to interfere in any way.”

 

“That sounds as though you are hinting at something,” he looked at me sceptically.

 

“Hmmm...does it?”

 

He sighed. “I’m guessing you can’t tell me?”

 

“Not without blowing my cover. But don’t worry - I protect me and mine. If I thought there was a risk to them, I’d sing like a canary.”

 

He looked to me fondly. “You are overprotective...and you always made fun of me being a mother hen with Sasuke.”

 

“No - that is beyond ridiculous. But I see you have finally given him a little breathing space...allowing him on a Team under Hatake? Are you mad?”

 

He shrugged. “He was a great Taicho in ANBU. I know and trust him - I wouldn’t want anyone else.”

 

“I still think you’re mad. You should have gone with someone more mentally stable.”

 

“You’re judging Kakashi’s mental stability?” he joked. I hit him hard.

 

“Oi! Don’t be a prick. The screws are still very much loose.”

 

He sobered quickly. “Are you okay?”

 

I waved him off. “Better than I have been in years, don’t sign me away to Psyche just yet.”

 

“Can I do anything?”

 

“Nah. Just don’t judge my mini freak outs. My partner just tends to ignore them - I’d probably recommend the same.” Sometimes I’d get angry or depressed and would either lash out or withdraw...it was better than a full break down like I did with Gai, but still noticeable if you knew me. It was what resulted in the castration of the men in Bird country...and kind of what prompted me to almost expose my presence to save the kid in Wave. Kisame either ignored my little glitches, or made fun of them after the fact - I think he was over my drama unless it amused him.

 

Itachi frowned but nodded, still looking pensive. “I will try.” By that he meant he’d be an interfering busybody but would try and be subtle about it.

 

“Anyway...” I said, wanting to change the subject. “I guess I should be off. As much as chatting on a bench is nice, it’s a bit weird and too open. Four shinobi have already clocked us...well, you...and I can guarantee some rumours of you being on a date will start circulating soon.”

 

Itachi laughed. “Shisui will be thrilled.” I joined in.

 

“I never thought about that. Wait...fancy having a little fun with this?”

 


 

That evening, Itachi arranged to meet Shisui for drinks. I was already at the bar when they arrived, and I could hear Shisui had already started his questioning.

 

“-but who is she? This is huge, Itachi! I’ve been trying to get you on a date for years...but noooo, you’re far too busy and important. Come on, spill!”

 

“There is nothing to spill, Shisui. I have already told you- it was not a date.”

 

“Bullshit. And don’t try the whole, ‘she’s just a friend’ thing. You don’t have any friends - remember what I said about the ‘too busy and important’? You’re the most well liked antisocial bastard going.”

 

“I think I’m supposed to be offended my that...look, it was not a date. But I will not deny I spent time with a female friend earlier on today.”

 

“I knew it! Who is she? Hayate said she looked civilian.”

 

“She can look however she wants.” Itachi took a small drink and gave Shisui a teasing look...which he totally ignored. I knew he would. I suggested a little game for us. Itachi was to heavily imply it was me, and watch Shisui’s reaction. Neither of us had much hope in him taking the hints.

 

“So she’s not a civilian?”

 

“Definitely not a civilian.”

 

“So what does she do? How did you meet her?”

 

“She spends a lot of time out of the village. I suppose you could say we met many years ago.”

 

“And you’ve been keeping her a secret?!” Shisui seemed outraged. Itachi laughed.

 

“No, Shisui, she is most definitely not a secret.”

 

“Bullshit! Then tell me more. What rank is she? Have we met?”

 

“You have met...and I suppose I should say she is a genin.”

 

“A genin! Are you mad? No wonder she looked civilian. Your father is going to be so mad at you.”

 

“Mmmm...I think not. I’m fairly certain my father likes her.” I’d goddamn hope so.

 

Shisui scoffed. “In what world would Fugaku approve of his son spending time with a genin kunoichi who spends most of their time out of village?”

 

Itachi took another sip and smiled into his cup. “It’s happened before.”

 

“What do you mean?” Shisui furrowed his brow in confusion. “That was dif-“

 

I took that as my cue, walked past the boys and slid into the seat next to Itachi, looking at Shisui, grinning.

 

“This seat taken?”

 

Chapter 38: Nightfall arc: part 5

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

“So, where are you going now? Where are you staying?” Itachi asked.

 

We didn’t stay in the bar long, as I didn’t want to draw too much attention to the new female hanging around the Uchiha duo. Instead, we made our way to the park to a familiar spot around the Naka river. It was fairly quiet at this time, and I placed a privacy seal on that would also make us less noticeable to passers by.

 

“I haven’t really thought about that yet.”

 

“Liar,” Shisui said. “You’ve thought about everything.”

 

I shrugged, he was correct. “Probably just making camp or find an empty apartment to squat in. I wasn’t released the funds for a hotel for the whole length of the exams.” I had also considered staying with Gai, but I was nervous and didn’t want to assume just yet.

 

“Pfft. As if any of us would let you camp in the woods.”

 

“That is true. You have many options. And I can assure you the obvious one would not decline,” Itachi said, raising an eyebrow.

 

“It’s a bit of a surprise, though...and he’s got his team to prepare. I don’t want to get in the way.”

 

“Ha! Who would have thought Nakahara Erena was nervous about a boy!” Shisui snickered.

 

“It’s not like things aren’t complicated...and I don’t want him to get into trouble. If he gets caught shacking up with a missing nin, that’s grounds for execution.”

 

Both looked confused now. “But you aren’t a missing nin. You’re still a kunoichi of Konoha.” Itachi said.

 

“Official title or not, it won’t matter.”

 

They shared a look. “It won’t come to that. We promise you, okay? You’re back in Konoha, so enjoy it. Let us help you.”

 

Goddamn Uchiha using their goddamn good looks and puppy eyes against me. You don’t even need to be a clan of genjutsu masters when you’ve got this in your arsenal. I’ve always been a sucker to it.

 

“Fine. You’re a bunch of assholes. You could get me to to anything with those eyes.”

 

“You have no idea,” Shisui snickered, and Itachi punched him on the arm.

 

“We should be leaving, it’s quite late and unfortunately I have duty in the Jounin Command Centre tomorrow,” Itachi said. He stood and straightened his clothes, before clearing his throat and his breath giving a little hitch. We followed suit and started walking.

 

“Oh, really?” I perked up. “How is Uncle doing? I bet he’s hating all this extra work.”

 

“Indeed. His displeasure is clear.” He paused. “He took your leaving hard. He never accepted you were dead. I remember many arguments with the Hokage about your disappearance. He suspected foul play.”

 

“He always was a smart one,” I smiled, thinking of him fondly.

 

“His relationship with the Hokage has not been the same since. I am largely the middle ground between the two. If it wasn’t for his experience and efficiency, I suspect the Hokage would have removed him from his post long ago.”

 

“I’d like to see him try,” I nearly growled and twitched.

 

Itachi considered me for a moment but never said anything about my outburst. “Will you tell him you are here?”

 

I shook my head. “No. I don’t want to make things worse...but if he doesn’t figure it out, I’ll be very surprised.”

 

“What do you mean?” Shisui asked.

 

“You really think I’m going to sit on my ass the whole time I’m here? Nah. I got things to do - honestly, I’ve been here a day and things are a joke. The guards on gate didn’t even question a solo foreign chuunin entering the village. I made it into personnel files without difficulty...From just walking through the Tower I noticed two spies without even trying. What are you guys playing at?”

 

“You were in the Tower? How did you not get noticed?” Itachi looked concerned.

 

“What, like it’s hard?” I scoffed. “This is my bread and butter, but I didn’t even have to try.”

 

“This is concerning,” he frowned.

 

“Don’t worry, you’ll get my report and recommendations at the end of the week.” I waved him off. “I won’t even charge you - I’m not sure you could afford me.” I joked.

 

“Thank you. I was not aware things were even that bad.”

 

“That’s what happens when people get complacent. And that’s the thing with me - I never let you get complacent. Got to keep you on your toes. The powers that be may have hated my methods, but I got shit done.”

 

“That’s the understatement of the year,” Shisui said. “Oh look, we’re here.”

 

I knew Gai’s apartment from the personnel files I read (certain knowledge is important, you know? It seemed he had moved only a few months after my disappearance. He was still in the same district, but different place. One thing was noticeable.

 

“Thank fuck he isn’t on the top floor anymore,” I exclaimed.

 

“You know, I still don’t fully get how you two got together and work out. You’re polar opposites,” Shisui commented, thoughtfully. There was not judgement in there, just genuine curiosity.

 

I shrugged. “Opposites attract? He kept me grounded and didn’t let me get away with  my shit.”

 

“But Gai is so...Gai?”

 

I chortled. “Exactly. He’s never lied about who he was, not even once. I can count on one hand the people I have met who can say the same.”

 

Shisui shrugged. “I guess.” He moved to knock the door.

 

The door opened soon after, and Gai appeared at the threshold. “Shisui, Itachi and companion! What an unexpected surprise! To what do I owe for this Youthful visit?” He grinned and moved aside to let us in.

 

Instead of following, Shisui quickly moved behind me and shoved me into Gai - who caught me, of course. My face clearly read my annoyance, and Gai looked bewildered.

 

“Present for you!” He called, and grabbed the door to slam it closed.

 

“That little fucker!” I shouted, and was about to run after him.

 

Gai stopped me. “Erena! Is it you?!”

 

I stopped in my tracks, and turned around to him. He looked so hopeful right then. I reached up and removed the Appearance Modifier from behind my shoulder, letting the illusion drop.

 

“Surprise?” I said, nervously.

 

He ran over an grabbed me at my arms. “You are here! How! This is the most amazing of days! When do you have to leave?”

 

I laughed at his excessive energy and excitement. “I’ll be in Konoha for a little while...I was kind of hoping I could get a place to crash while I’m here?” I asked nervously.

 

“Yosh! Of course!” He started bouncing again. “Come, let me show you the apartment!” Without any further questions, he dragged me around the place. It wasn’t that much different from his last place, but he made sure to show me everything I might need.

 

“And this is the bedroom! You may rest here - I will take the couch!”

 

For some reason, my heart done a little stutter at that. It was stupid to think he would be comfortable with us sharing a bed, and I don’t know what I expected? It was one of the few times didn’t fully think things through. I was disappointed...but more in my self, to be honest. It was a mistake coming here.

 

I absently scratched the back of my head. “Uh, it’s okay. I’m okay with the couch...besides, you’re too tall to comfortably sleep there.”

 

“Nonsense! Konoha’s Noble Gentleman would never let a lady sleep on the couch!”

 

I tried to smile, it came out a little strained. “Gai, I’m happy to take the couch. Please?” My heart hurt a little and I didn’t want to argue.

 

He looked confused for a second but it disappeared just as fast. “Then I will need to get suitable bedding! Wait here!” He ran to a sliding cupboard and pulled out pillows and a blanket. “Come! I will make us tea! I should tell you about what the team has been up to! They are most excited for the upcoming exams!”

 

Any awkwardness was soon forgotten. Gai knew my dislike for strange atmospheres and changed the subject expertly. The kids were a safe zone.

 

Apparently they had all come on leaps and bounds since I last saw them, and he was excited to show me what they could do. He also said they had all asked about me several times, and were looking forward to seeing me again.

 

“Even Neji?” I chuckled.

 

“Especially Neji,” he confirmed. “He is most curious about you. When your name was mentioned as the one to remove the Caged Bird Seal, his Uncle stopped all protesting. I did not even have to mention his previous debt - he was immediately accepting. Neji was enthralled!”

 

“Ah, I knew Hiashi was a soft touch,” I said, fondly.

 

“It was more his trust in your judgement. You have always had a curious way of influencing...am I correct in thinking your powers of perception have somehow aided the Hyuuga?”

 

I tapped my nose and smiled. “Nosey! A lady won’t betray her secrets.”

 

He laughed. “You are always such a shining example of strength! You truly bring out the best in people!”

 

“Gosh...I’m not sure that description fits me at all,” I said nervously.

 

“Of course it is! I am sure if I were to know more about your exploits, I would be even more impressed and in Love with you than I already am!”

 

I smiled at him, and before I said anything else, he leaned him to kiss me.

 

Neither of us slept on the couch that night.

 


 

When Gai woke me up at dawn the next morning, I could have killed him.

 

Over the years he had invested in some proper black out curtains, but what was the point when you opened them before six in the morning?

 

“Why the fuck would you do that?” I complained and hid under the blankets. He pulled them off. “Seriously! What the hell!”

 

“Come! We have my team to meet! We will be late!”

 

“Urgh...did you get a job in T and I over the last few years, because you’d fit right in there! ” I complained and made my way to the shower room.

 

“Erena...what is that on your back?” He asked, tone completely different.

 

Ah...”What do you mean?” I turned around, and he saw my front this time. His eyes widened...but not it reaction to my state of undress (which consisted of a pair of pants ).

 

“What happened?” He came over and traced the large scars on my shoulder, abdomen and middle of my chest, and then a seal on my back. It was dark last night, so he didn’t seen them properly, but now they were all on display. The scars were all products of various intensive spars in the Akatsuki (mainly thanks to Hidan) and the seal was one I had placed several years ago.

 

“Oh, just a couple of friendly spars. There’s only so much self healing can do, you know?” I said, nonchalantly.

 

“These were not friendly spars...these were killing blows. And deep.”

 

“Sometimes spars get out of hand, you know?” I tried to feign disinterest. “They’re healed, so it’s all good...Hey, where do you keep your towels?” I asked, trying to change the subject.

 

“You cannot keep avoiding this, Erena. You are hurting, and these scars tell me you have almost died. Itachi said we should not push you - that you will run if we do. But I cannot stand to see you broken. You have so much life in you, and you have given so much of it for others...when will it stop?”

 

“Gai I...” I started to shake, faint tremors shuddering my whole body. “It can’t stop. If I could, I would. Please don’t ask me anymore.”

 

He enveloped me in a hug. “I only want you to be safe. And I will do everything I can to make it happen.”

 

“I know...and knowing you are here is enough for now.”


 

When we left the apartment, we left the Feelings at the door.

 

To avoid suspicion, I demanded that we split up on the way to the training grounds. Gai didn’t bother to argue with me - he knew this was my thing. I had on an Appearance Modifier, taking the guise of a Konoha Chuunin.

 

He sprinted, while I casually walked - if he wanted me to show any kind of effort, waking me up at dawn was the wrong way to go. On the way, I purchased some breakfast materials for everyone from the bakery I had heard people discussing the day before - I hope it lived up to his reputation.

 

I arrived and gave Gai a faint wave before plopping down on the ground. It was too early for this.

 

“You made it! Did you get sidetracked by the Youthful lure of Konoha?” He exclaimed, running over to me.

 

“No, I was walking slowly out of protest. It’s too early for this crap,” I replied yawning.

 

“Early! But we are in the Springtime of our Youth!”

 

“I’m part Nara. We don’t do Springtime...it’s genetic.”

 

He laughed at my mini tantrum and the curious genin came over.

 

“Gai-sensei...who is this?” A bashful TenTen asked. Lee was nodding, but Neji scowled.

 

“This is my good friend Sara! She will be joining us in some of our training sessions before the exams! I hope you will give her your courtesy and attention!”

 

Both TenTen and Rock Lee looked confused by bowed in greeting, but Neji was steadfast.

 

“But who is she?”

 

I stood up and put my hand on the small of Gai’s back, and Neji narrowed his eyes. Interesting...

 

“As I said, she is a friend who I hold in high esteem. She has much knowledge to impart!”

 

“Hn,” he save a short nod in my direction - I guess that was all I was getting.

 

After the very brief introductions, I showed them the breakfast I had brought, and Lee and TenTen were delighted. Neji also accepted, but was watching me intently. I decided to test my theory and positioned myself close to Gai so that we were just touching. Occasionally our arms touched, and I sent him an embarrassed and coy look.

 

Eventually Neji had enough of our light intimacy, and had enough.

 

“Gai-sensei. I thought you were a man of honour! What about Erena?!” He stood up and accused. Gai’s face looked dumbstruck and TenTen face had a scandalised look on it, looking between me and Gai.

 

“Whatever could you mean, Neji!?’ Gai asked.

 

I started cackling like a mad woman, tears coming form my eyes. “Oh, that was brilliant. I thought I would have to wait until I kissed him before some reaction! That is super cute, though. Thanks for having my back.”

 

“What?” Neji asked, looking confused.

 

I activated a privacy seal, and removed my Appearance Modifier quickly. I gave them a quick wink before replacing it.

 

“As you can see, Erena is back in Konoha at the moment. Due to the nature of her mission, her presence cannot be known. Please call refer to her by the name of Sara for the time being.”

 

“But I don’t understand...you don’t look like you,” Neji said.

 

“Other than seals, my focus is espionage. And sometimes the two meet. You wouldn’t know who I was unless i wanted you to.”

 

“Oooohhhh!” TenTen said. “That makes so much sense!”

 

“Indeed! Erena is a very talented kunoichi. While her main skills will not aid the exams greatly, she will be able to give you pointers on certain things I am unable.”

 

“Like what?”

 

I grinned. “Like being a sneaky sneak.”

 


 

Training with the others was fun. I didn’t show them too much, but I think they enjoyed my lessons - just some simple tricks to avoid detection in crowds and learning how to read your opponents through body language for a threat - more would come later. Rock Lee was a bit of a lost cause, but he seemed happy at being given the opportunity - if he even managed to remember one thing, I’d be happy.

 

I left them to their physical stuff in the afternoon, and headed to the Jounin Command Centre. I felt nostalgia hit me like a brick as I approached. I had spent so much of my teenage years in there, it almost felt like a second home. That being said, I had given myself a little task and I wouldn’t get distracted.

 

I forged a scroll that appeared to come from the Hokage, stating that I was to be given access to the Command Centre files for a review. I handed it to the desk clerk, who quickly reviewed it, handed me a pass and waved me on.

 

That was strike one. He’ll be out of a job by the end of the week - no verification, no questioning. Sure, off you pop to the confidential achieves. Kill who you feel like while you’re at it.

 

I took note of his name to look into further.

 

I knew where to go, so I made my way there. I wanted to read the missions from the past five years first - to make sure there was nothing obviously shady. I started from the date of my leaving and worked forward...every single time there was information omitted, things filed incorrectly or odd grammar used in reports (which could indicate a lie), I took mental note of who and when to look into further. Most of the time it would be basic administration errors, however there were some obvious trends going on.

 

My the end of the first day, I had read through almost a years worth (I read fast) , and already had a list of things to look into. It would be interesting to know that the next five years would show.

 

I went back to Gai’s apartment and let myself in. He wasn’t back yet, but then I didn’t know what his schedule was like so wasn’t concerned. I made myself some tea and curled up on the sofa to read a random book I found in Gai’s bookcase.

 

I only just started when I heard a knock on the door, and got up to answer it. Itachi and Shisui were found at the door with a back of takeout. Yakitori!

 

“Come in!” I said enthusiastically.

 

“Gai has gone to fetch Kakashi, they should be here soon,” Itachi explained.

 

“So is this like a fun dinner party, intervention or both?” I asked casually, getting plates out. I didn’t miss the two of them share a glance. “So definitely an intervention. Could you be any more predictable?”

 

“It’s not an intervention. We just have some things to say and then we’ll leave it like that. Whether or not you respond is up to you.”

 

I stared at Itachi. “Diplomatic, I like it. Fine. I won’t lose my shit until you finish...then all bets are off.” He nodded.

 

We chatted amicably until the others arrived. Gai greeted me with an enthusiastic kiss, and Kakashi scowled at him as he did it. Honestly, Gai was such a troll and people didn’t even realise.

 

“So will we eat before I start throwing things? I know that would be my preference. I haven’t had this kind of Yakitori in years!”

 

Despite the shit storm that was brewing, it was actually a nice meal. Gai and Kakashis rivalry had now extended to their genin teams, and there was a lot of banter about whose would go furthest. Itachi was on Kakashi’s side, naturally, and Shisui and I stayed out of it.

 

“Erena! Surely you must see the talents of my Youthful Genin!”

 

“I mean, sure. They are good, but I don’t make bets without getting all the facts. Both Sasuke and Naruto had spades of potential, so it really depends how much Kakashi has managed to screw them up.”

 

“Mah, that’s not fair. They were all screwed up before they got to me.”

 

“Sasuke is not ‘screwed up’,” Itachi bristled.

 

“He has a big brother complex the size of the moon. He loves and hates you in equal measure. You should see him when people mention your talents and status.”

 

Itachi looked concerned for a second. I intervened. “I’m calling bullshit. Mild jealousy and sibling rivalry, maybe, but he was wickedly overprotective even when he was little.”

 

“You mean your height?” Shisui snarked. I threw a piece of chicken at him.

 

“Har har. But seriously. The third degree every time I came over was insane. That’s not hatred, that’s just pure adoration.”

 

Itachi smiled and looked pleased. No one said anymore on the matter.

 

“I suppose we should get this over any done with,” Shisui muttered, as we cleared up the plates and packaging. I placed them on the counter of the kitchen and then sat down on the coach next to Gai, bringing my legs up.

 

“Okay, lay it on me,” I said. I’d prefer the conversation wasn’t to happen at all, but I knew where was no point. I could have just ran, but running away form my problems hadn’t gotten me anywhere so far.

 

“Erena...we’ve missed you. The last few years have been hard on all of us,” Itachi started. “We didn’t know where you were, or if you were still alive. When we tried to look for you, we got no where. But now you are here...” He sighed. “We just want you back, and not just for some short term mission sent by whatever mercenary organisation you were forced to join.” My eyes widened at that. “Yes, we know what you are doing is not of your own choice. That someone threatened you...well, me. For once you have to let us take care of our own problems. Let us help you this time.”

 

I breathed for a few seconds. “I can’t. It’s not that easy.”

 

“You’ve said that already,” Gai said. “When is anything ever worth doing easy? Let us help.”

 

“You’ve always had our back, let us have yours,” Shisui said.

 

I could tell them of the Hokage and his threats, of the things I had seen and done...but I couldn’t do that to them. The loved Konoha...to do that would break them. I had no doubt of their love for me, but I wouldn’t make traitors of them. I couldn’t.

 

I shook my head, and Itachi sighed.

 

“Why are you so afraid? We can protect you.”

 

I shook my head again. “Please don’t ask again. I will tell you when I can, but it isn’t now. Please trust me...I know you don’t have a reason to. I want to be free - but this isn’t the time. I promise you’ll know...and hopefully soon.”

 

“Soon?” Gai asked, and I nodded.

 

“There are things I can’t control, and this is one of them. My organisation is dangerous, but there are other factors out there that are even worse...things aren’t what they seem.”

 

Kakashi narrowed his eyes. “What do you mean by that?”

 

“Danzo wasn’t the only one to ruin my life. He was just more honest about it.”

 

“And you won’t tell us who?” Itachi asked.

 

“No.”

 

“Well...this was pointless.” Shisui complained.

 

“I wouldn’t say that,” Itachi said. “She confirmed things we had merely speculated.”

 

I snorted. “I’ve built a career on speculations and conjecture. You should trust your instincts.”

 

“How close are we?”

 

I shrugged. “Still pretty far.” He sighed, then made a sound of clearing his throat, posture becoming uncomfortable.

 

“Well...I think that is enough for now. I promise I will not mention anything again unless there is new information.”

 

I smiled and nodded in thanks. Soon after, they all left the apartment, leaving me and Gai alone. He apologised for getting the others involved, but said he couldn’t leave it after seeing my injuries this morning.

 

I understood - as I would have easily done the same. The marks weren’t little and were quite jarring.

 

“If it’s any consolation, it’s unlikely going to happen again. I’ve learned to stay away, and I don’t get forced to participate - my skills are too important to lose over some simple sparring.”

 

“But who could leave such marks on a friendly match?”

 

“Crazy bastards, that’s who. Now everyone isn’t as noble as you.” I kissed him on his jaw. “Now, I am going to bed. You woke me up far too early to cope with more intensive questions. You got anything else to say, write it on a post-it.”

 

“What’s a post-it?”

 

Ah, right, wrong world. “See, I’m too tired to even think straight. Come on.”


 

The next morning I joined Gai with the kids only briefly- the first exam was very soon and I didn’t want to take up too much of their time.

 

Before heading to the Command Centre to continue my investigation, I decided to drop my the hospital. It only took a very brief trip to the staff area to look at the rota to figure out Yumi’s location.

 

I skipped downstairs, and found him reviewing notes at a nurses station - and angry scowl on his face. I poked his forehead.

 

“Keep that up and that perfectly sculpted face is going to get wrinkles. It’s amazing it already hasn’t. What’s your secret? Anti wrinkle cream? Fish oils? The blood of new born calves?”

 

“Who the hell are you?” He growled at me. Oh, the rage. I missed it.

 

“What’s up buttercup? Don’t recognise your old friend?” I grinned.

 

He face morphed in a fraction of a second. “No fucking way.”

 

“Yes fucking way.”

 

He vaulted over the desk quite impressively, grabbed me and threw me into an empty patient room before smothering me in a hug.

 

“You are a fucking idiot, I hope you know that,” he said.

 

“Yes, yes. I’ve been informed.”

 

“You’re lucky you aren’t dead or I’d kill you myself...do you know what kind of things I was thinking when Gai came to see me months ago?”

 

“I can imagine...”

 

“No, you can’t. And now you’re here...and what’s with this face?” He poked it. “It’s not a henge or prosthetic.”

 

“Nah, I don’t bother with prosthetics anymore. It’s a seal - completely revolutionised the infiltration game. Totally Dojutsu proof.”

 

“What? Nice! What did you - nope, no getting side tracked...Not that I’m glad to see you, but I’m guessing this isn’t just a social call?”

 

“You were due a visit, but this was earlier than I anticipated.”

 

“So what have you done this time?”

 

“It’s not me...and I’m totally about to get you to break your confidentiality oaths but I don’t care and you owe me.”

 

He stilled.

 

“I need you to tell me what is going on with Itachi.”

Notes:

This was a fun one to write - Erena is slowly getting her groove back.

The confrontation was only short as they didn’t want to scare Erena away. The bribing with food was also carefully planned haha! They were all aware of her preference to avoid uncomfortable situations, but had to bring it up and make their opinions known before it was too late. Itachi took lead, because Itachi - the others would probably get too emotional and say something they regret.

Chapter 39: Nightfall arc: part 6

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

The Jounin Command Centre was a fucking mess. It took me five days to compile my report and I was embarrassed. But it didn’t know if it was for me or for them.

 

Usually I’d have something like this in a few days, tops. But for the size of the place, it needed so much more work than I expected. How could somewhere change so much in five years? But I had the answer - sabotage.

 

Itachi wasn’t kidding when he said Shikaku and the Hokage were on the outs. The place was crawling with plants - but most from within Konoha. Most things were only little - like misfiled paper work and holidays not authorised - but the knock on effects were enough to lower morale and cause resentment in the office and mistakes were being made.

 

With the lack of efficiency, people were starting to question those in charge of the departments, who were then blaming the Jounin Commander...in a year, they would have asked for his resignation, and for something not his fault.

 

Now, don’t get me wrong. I did find a few information leaks and foreign issues, but that was minor. The place needed a revamp, and it needed one yesterday.

 

Report in hand, I knocked on the door to Itachi’s office in the Command Centre.

 

“Come in,” I heard from the other side, and slid the door open.

 

Itachi was sitting a the desk looking annoyed by some report or another. There were  faint marks of a hand print on his forehead, and ink stains on the side of his hand. He attempted to look professional when I entered - not knowing my disguise - but I closed the door, activated a privacy seal and flopped onto seat casually.

 

“Hard slog, huh?” I asked.

 

He sighed. “Erena, of course.” He did not sound pleased to see me. If he didn’t look so stressed I would have taken it personally.

 

“C’mon, swapsies.” I made a ‘gimme’ motion with one hand, while offering the report with the other.

 

“This is meant to be classified,” he said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. I gave him a dry look.

 

“I don’t know the definition of the word. Now hand it over.”

 

He looked defeated and acquiesced. As he opened the file I handed him, I started reading and spoke about it. “That’s my preliminary report. You’ll find a summary on the first page, then an index to each concern. I have ordered them from most urgent to least. You’ll also find my recommendations for resolving these issues - both subtle and not so subtle...I’m sure you know my preference, but I’m sure you’d rather not start a bureaucratic civil war.”

 

“Erena...is this correct?”

 

I looked up to him and gave him a dirty look. “Don’t insult me.”

 

His stressed look became even more defined. “I don’t even know where to start...”

 

I snorted. “Did you not listen? I’ve done that for you, too. Page one hundred and twelve through to one hundred and thirty three. It’s got bullet points and everything.”

 

“And this took you five days?”

 

“I know, it’s embarrassing. I’ve let myself down...pen, please?” I asked, and he handed me the one to his side, confused by my request. I started scribbling on the file in front of me.

 

“I need to give his to Shikaku,” he said. “This won’t go down well.”

 

“Nope.” I said, popping my ‘p’. “I suggest you take sake...also make sure to tell him that he should only deal with concerns one to seven before the end of the exams. Any further will rouse suspicion.”

 

I finished my notes and threw the other file back to him. “Move the politicians to the service sector, in upper market hotels, but keep the participants in place. Arrange a special luncheon for the politicians after each exam, and allow them to network. It’ll keep them to busy to focus on their lodgings placements. Also, the ones from Iwa and Kumo are fond of prostitutes and strippers...they’ve been the most vocal, so I’d place them near appropriate venues to keep them happy, but obviously in different areas.”

 

Itachi stared at me, scrutinising. It made me feel very uncomfortable. “Were you always this good?”

 

I shrugged. “Pretty much. It’s fun.”

 

“I’ve been dealing this this all morning, and you waltz in and solve it in a few minutes.”

 

“Itachi, I’ve met half of these guys. Hell, I’ve given lap dances to at least three of them.” Itachi’s face went a funny colour. “Don’t forget who taught you how to play politics in the first place.”

 

He sighed. “Why did you have to leave? You could have saved me so many headaches...”

 

“Trust me, Itachi, you would have had a bigger headache if I’d stayed in Konoha.”

 

He shuffled up the papers and stood. “I should take this to Shikaku now. If he asks where I got it, what do you want me to say?”

 

“Just say nothing. Don’t lie - he’ll respect you less if you try...he’ll know it’s me once he gets past the second page, so there’s no point in denying it.”

 

“But you don’t want to see him?”

 

It was a hard decision, but I knew I couldn’t. Shikaku had always looked after me, more than he needed to, and I knew I would cave if he asked me to talk. And then things would get worse for him- I couldn’t do that.

 

I could have written the report differently, but I wanted him to know I was there. That I had his back. I couldn’t tell him in person, but I could show him.

 

“No. It’s better this way. Maybe after the exams?” I said morosely.

 

Itachi nodded in understanding, and we both walked out of the office.

 

“What are you going to do now?”

 

“Try and calm Gai down while the team competes. It’s going to be a full time job.”

 

Itachi smiled. “I knew how he feels.” He was clearly thinking about Sasuke.

 

“How did I become friends with such overbearing monsters? I swear, Shisui and I are the only sane ones around here.”

 

“No one will ever agree with you on that. Not even Shisui.”

 

“How you have managed to convince people you’re the nice one I have no idea.”

 


 

 

I wasn’t kidding when I said babysitting Gai would be a full time job.

 

I stood back as he gave them a pep talk before the first exam. I swear he almost cried. I had to bite the inside of my lip to stop me from saying something and snickering. All of the kids caught me but didn’t say anything about it.

 

“And you, Erena-sensei? Do you have any advice?” Lee looked so earnest.

 

“Honestly, not really. The only exam I think I’ve ever sat was the genin one.” I pondered. “All I can say is don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, and if you do - just don’t get caught.”

 

“What do you mean? You didn’t sit the chuunin exams? Were you field promoted?”

 

“Nope!” I said happily.

 

“You’re still a genin?” Neji practically hissed.

 

“Yup!” The kids all looked stumped. I think I broke them. “Rank doesn’t mean much to me. And it means even less in my business. All that matters is that you do your job and stay alive. And that is the same no matter what you specialise in. Whether you get promoted or not doesn’t matter - just do what you can to the best of your abilities.”

 

“Yosh, such Youthful words!” Gai commended. Crap, he looked like he was going to cry again.

 

“But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t kick ass. Kicking ass is also very important.”

 

After that they left to enter the building, but Gai wanted to stay close. I was about to scold him for being such a worrywort, until his little summons appeared, whispered something to him and he shot off. What on Earth..?

 

Several minutes later he reappeared, but looked very sheepish. “Lee tried to start an Unyouthful fight with Uchiha Sasuke. I am afraid I overreacted.”

 

“What do you mean?” I asked.

 

“I punched him.”

 

I blinked. “Fuck this - why aren’t there bars open at this time?” I said and started walking away.

 

“Erena, no! It is only the morning! I thought you did not drink much anymore!”

 

“Gai, shut up. This isn’t for me.”

 


 

 

Gai was too jittery to sit still for too long. Gai plus alcohol right now was an accident waiting to happen - and I had only meant it at a joke. Instead, I directed him to a training field to let him release his pent up energy, but he seemed unable to focus - still thinking about Lee, and the others.

 

I got fed up. “Come on, fight me,” I said, getting ready for a spar. I was going to regret it but I couldn’t think of an alternative.

 

“What?! No! I will not!” Gai protested.

 

“Come on, let us have a Youthful spar and test the limits of our skills!” I said in his fashion, giving him a ‘good guy’ thumbs up and a wink.

 

I then settled into a fighting stance - it was a different one than he would had seen before. I didn’t spend five years on the road without learning a few tricks...and even if I didn’t fight much in the Akatsuki, it didn’t mean I didn’t pick up some moves.

 

The change in dynamic must have intrigued him, as he stopped his protesting.

 

“Taijutsu only, and avoid the face...okay?”

 

“Yosh!” was all he said in reply.

 

He lunged for me first, but I was prepared and evaded easily. While his taijutsu style was refined, it wasn’t anything new to me. He was fast and on point, but the majority of his moves hadn’t changed. Over the years, I realised that using strength was not for me, and in order to avoid damaging myself, I needed to concentrate on evasion.

 

My new style incorporated flexibility, speed, and a little bit of dance...I liked to be a little flashy. It probably wasn’t too dissimilar to the Hyuuga style, but I’ve never had a chance to ask one of them properly.

 

For minutes, we were a flurry of movement, with me ducking and twirling under his blows. He seemed to be enjoying himself, if his grin was anything to go by. Good, my distraction was working.

 

He stepped on a stray pebble at some point, and lost his footing for a millisecond, but it was enough of an opening for me. I slid under his legs, twisted and flipped, leapt onto his back so I was practically sitting on his shoulders. I clenched and gripped, before coiling around his body to force him to the ground. He landed on his back, and I sat on his chest.

 

“Gai,” I said between pants. “Don’t go easy on me, it’s insulting.”

 

“Yosh! What Youthful skill! You have improved!”

 

“Not that much- just changed my style a little,” I said, getting up then offering a hand to get him up. “And you’ve gone soft. There were at least four times you could have had me.”

 

“But then the fight would have ended!” He grinned, then grabbed my waist.

 

I gave him a clear ‘stand down’ look, before saying, “Come on, let’s go see how they’ve done.”

 

We walked back to the exam hall, with him in better spirits than before. When we arrived, there were many genin hanging around outside, and a few disgruntled sensei’s.

 

“What’s this?” I asked.

 

“These will be the ones who failed the first part. I cannot see my team...”

 

I looked around. “No, me either. Guess they must have passed?”

 

“Yosh!”

 

Our assumptions were correct, and they were all taken directly to the next stage: the Forest of Death. Personally, I thought the name was a bit much - it was just nature, after all. Sure, it looked creepy, but so does Kisame and he was practically a kitten (an angry kitten with claws and teeth, but a kitten nonetheless).

 

There was a special Jounin lounge for the sensei’s and proctors, and I encouraged Gai to go mingle, but he wouldn’t hear of leaving me. It was cute, but he really needed to go.

 

I sighed. “Look, you’ll be able to find out about the first exam, and chat with the other sensei’s. I’ll be fine - go!”

 

Truth be told, I wanted to scope out the politicians. I was tasked with this for a reason, and I couldn’t spend all my time with Gai and the others, even if I wanted to.

 

As he left to go to the Jounin lounge, I went to the VIP lounge. I took the appearance of a server, after I gave them a mild sedation- it had also had amnesiac properties, so they wouldn’t remember what happened. As far as they’d be aware, they just fell asleep in the staff room.

 

There were politicians from each of the countries, and a few higher ups from the Konoha. Due to Konoha’s alliances, most seemed on pretty good form. There was hardly any sign of tension or animosity. The ones from Grass and Sound looked a little shifty - but that didn’t surprise me.

 

I saw the Sandaime conversing with a female shinobi from Mist, while Itachi and Shikaku were both talking to two politicians from Kumo. I wandered around the room for several minutes - there was nothing interesting going on yet, but the Sound nin was anticipating something...it was too soon for the invasion, so what?

 

Because I’m an idiot, I went over to Itachi. “Excuse me, Uchiha-sama? There is someone outside who would like a word. They say it’s urgent.”

 

He frowned and have his companions a gentle nod in apology before following me out of the room. When we stepped out and no one was there, he activated his Sharingan.

 

“What is the meaning of this?” He asked, sternly.

 

“No need to get your panties in a twist, Itachi.”

 

He deactivated the Sharingan. “What are you doing here? How did you get in?”

 

“Honestly, stop with the same questions. I just wanted to let you know something is going on with the Sound guy. He’s shifty and nervous. I don’t think it’s imminent, but he’s expecting something soon.”

 

“Are we in danger?” He asked.

 

“Honestly? Don’t know. His body language didn’t seem concerned for himself - there is no protective posturing - so I’d say you guys are all okay in there, but I’d keep an eye on them.”

 

“Noted. Thank you...and the others in there?” He asked curiously.

 

“Having a good time, congrats. Although that Mist Kunoichi isn’t a fan of the Sandaime. I like her.”

 

“Ah yes, Mei. She was not pleased about coming here but Yagura seemed keen to have her rub shoulders with the officials. She will likely leave as soon as she is able.”

 

“Hmmmm,” I hummed thoughtfully. Methinks someone was setting up a successor. “Anyway, my work here is done. Good luck being bored out of your tits!”

 

Itachi chuckled. “I will. Thank you for the tip.”

 

I waved and walked off.

 

Without anything else to do, I went to the grocery store to get some food to make dinner. Living with Gai was great, but he ate too healthy for my liking so I was going to take charge. There were only so many boiled vegetables a girl could eat, you know?

 

I wandered around can grabbed various ingredients, for everything from noodles to pancakes to deep fried deliciousness, and grabbed various snacks too. I dropped in a bottle of sake for when we had company - we could easily meet up with the others outside, so it was likely we’d have Itachi and Shisui as dinner guests...I suspected Kakashi less likely but possible.

 

“You look like you are preparing for a feast.” A friendly voice commented. I looked up and saw Yoshino - and felt something like a punch to the chest. She looked exactly the same and had the same friendly smile but clever eyes.

 

“Ah, not quite. Just cooking for an army...and my army I mean three jounins,” I joked.

 

“I hope one of them isn’t an Akimichi? Because I’ll you from personal experience, that is not enough food.” We both laughed.

 

“Thankfully not! I’ll not sure my wallet could handle it!”

 

“You’re not wrong, there’s a reason the clan has so many of their own restaurants!”

 

God, she hadn’t changed at all.

 

“So any reason you’re cooking up a storm?” She asked. It may have seemed suspicious, but I knew her enough to know she was just making polite conversation.

 

I shrugged. “My boyfriend and friends are involved with the exams, so I figured I’d help them out a little. Cooking’s the least I could do.”

 

“Oh! My sons taking part - he’s only a rookie. He acts like her not bothered but I can tell he’s excited. He actually got up with morning without me having to wake him.”

 

I whistled, impressed. “That’s something.”

 

She chuckled. “But a mother worries, you know? It’s only an exam, but my protective instincts are to wrap him up and never let him outside.”

 

“Boys will be boys,” I said. “I feel the same with my loved ones - but more because they get themselves in some amount of trouble. Ever met anyone that was such a walking disaster that he encouraged problems just by existing? That’s my best friend.”

 

Yoshino’s good mood sobered. “Yes, I knew one once...she...” Yoshino sighed. “I apologise, it just stirred up some sad memories.”

 

I stilled. How had I managed to stick my foot in it that severely? I should have just ran as soon as she started speaking, but I suppose I was more of a masochist than I thought. I was getting too carried away and let my guard down. And then I somehow managed to break her a little.

 

“Oh, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean-“ I started.

 

She gave me a faux smile. I wasn’t buying it. “It’s quite alright, it’s just some people are harder to forget than others...I should leave you to your shopping. I hope you have a good meal!” She said amicably,  before departing.

 

I hastily made my way to the cashier and paid for my goods, practically running home. When I got back, I started putting things away, hands shaking. I got to the bottom of the bag and found the bottle of sake...I warred with myself for several moments, before grabbing it and heading to the couch.

 


 

I was asleep on the couch when I heard movement and stirred. I was curled up into a ball, back to the door.  It was early in the evening, and I only vaguely registered Gai’s presence as he entered.

 

“Erena?” He whispered. “Are you asleep?”

 

“Not anymore,” I mumbled, but not getting up.

 

“Then I should tell you about the team!” He enthused. “They passed the first exam splendidly! It was a quiz, but assessing there perseverance and skill in cheating...your lessons this week helped them greatly! I was informed that none of the team were caught once- and their answer papers were filled! I was commended on their Youthful skills, but that is thanks to you!”

 

I grunted know reply, but didn’t turn around.

 

“Erena, are you well?...is that sake?”

 

“It’s unopened, I didn’t drink it,” I replied and closed my eyes.

 

“What happened?” He asked, it sounded more concerned than anything else.

 

“I met Yoshino. I think I broke her,” I whispered, slurring slightly.

 

Gai didn’t say anything else, but lifted me up and carried me to the bedroom, and placed me on the bed. I stayed curled up in my ball the whole time, not wanting to react.

 

“You left a lot of people behind, but we love you. Don’t let things like this deter you. Persevere and we will be there when you need us. Don’t hide.”

 

An hour or so later, I heard voices from the room.

 

“I’m sorry, there was an incident today...she is not reacting well.”

 

“What do you mean? She was fine when I saw her earlier?” I heard Itachi’s muffled voice.

 

“She said she met Yoshino. I do not know what was said, but she is feeling guilty. I found her upset...I should not have left her.”

 

“She warned me about this when I first encountered her.” Itachi said. “I think it’s not abnormal, but I think she’s getting better. Do you need me to do anything?”

 

“No, I can take care of her tonight. Thank you for offering, it is most Youthful.”

 

I didn’t hear anything else, so Itachi must have left. An hour later I felt Gai get into the bed. I turned around and placed an arm on his chest.

 

“Thank you,” I mumbled. He only kissed my forehead in reply.


 

When I woke up the next morning, I didn’t feel great but I felt better. Gai didn’t mention anything else about the night before, but did tell me that he removed the sake from the apartment...he said it like he was stating a fact, but the message was clear. I didn’t argue.

 

Gai didn’t let me out of his sight the whole day...which was a little infuriating, to be honest. It was only a little blip, which was really nothing in the grand scheme of things.

 

I thought back to what he said and realised he was right. I have tried to avoid uncomfortable situations my entire life, but I couldn’t do it forever. But I’d deal with that later...

 

Denial is a wonderful thing.

 

As the second exam would last five days, it meant five days of nothing. Meeting up with Itachi was out of the question, I was informed Shisui was on an ANBU based mission, so not likely contactable. Considering I wanted to spend what time with my friend that I could before I left, I was a little saddened, but couldn’t expect anything else.

 

And so Gai and I spent most of the time training (not my idea), cooking and other activities within the confines of the apartment. When he was informed his team was close to the tower, and he was being summoned to greet them, he almost skipped the whole way there. I waited outside in a cafe until he was done.

 

At the end of the five days, there was a preliminary combat round, as too many had passed. Which was a shame, really. I didn’t see why they couldn’t have everyone make the finals and just extend it by a few days. Again, Gai was summoned for this and I spent my time reading scrolls and drinking tea. It was dark when I heard a knock on the door - which confused me.

 

A devastated looking Itachi stood on the other side of the door.

 

“I need you to come to the hospital,” he said, and my heart sank.

 

“Gai-“

 

“Gai is okay. One of his genin was hurt but it isn’t life threatening, he is with him now.” Who? What could have happened? “But I need you to come with me, please,” he pleaded. “It’s about Sasuke.”

 

Wasting no time, I changed my shoes and placed the ‘Sara’ Appearance Modified tag on. He turned without saying anything else, and we made out way to the hospital quickly, jumping over the rooftops.

 

When we arrived, I followed him through the halls. It was busy and manic, but we entered a secure area. I could sense ANBU in the background, and furrowed my brow.

 

I activated a privacy seal. “What’s going on?” I demanded.

 

Itachi sighed and rubbed his brow. “During the second part of the exam, Sasuke and his team were attacked by a missing nin.”

 

My heart dropped. “Orochimaru.”

 

He snapped his head to me. “You knew?”

 

I shook my head. “No. I knew he was making movement again, but Sasuke was never his target. But he is opportunistic. My bet is that he saw an opening and decided to take it.”

 

“This should never have happened.”

 

“I agree...now show me why you are willing to blow my cover.” I said.

 

He looked guilty for a split second before nodding and taking me into an observation room. Sasuke was on a bed on the other side of the glass, unconscious. Kakashi and Fugaku stood on either side of him, talking to a medic...and a grumpy looking Jiraiya was at the side, pacing and mumbling to himself.

 

Sasuke was only wearing trousers, with a few bandages wrapped around his body. But the problem was glaring was me. Orochimaru had managed to place a Cursed Seal on Sasuke’s neck.

 

“Orochimaru is a right bastard,” I commented.

 

“Hn.”

 

I sighed. “Get rid of the medic and I’ll have a look.”

 

His eyebrows shot up. “You’ll do it?”

 

I snorted. “You knew I would, or you wouldn’t have gotten me.”

 

Without a moments notice, he flew out the room and into the ward. He asked the medic to leave, and informed them not to let anyone in. They left without question. He then signalled to me to enter.

 

“This is my friend Sara,” Itachi said. “She has done research into the cursed seals of ROOT, and has agreed to have a look.”

 

Jiraiya scoffed, “This is more complicated than Danzo’s contraptions, and beyond a mere Chuunin.”

 

“Jiraiya, why do you always have to be such an asshole?” I asked. I couldn’t help it.

 

He straightened his posture, and puffed out his chest. “Have we met? I’m sure I would have remembered a beautiful girl such as you?” How Jiraiya flips from asshole to leach I’d never know.  I glared and moved to remove my modified tag. He instantly deflated. “Oh, it’s just you.”

 

“You know each other?” Itachi asked, confused.

 

“Unfortunately,” both Jiraiya and I said at the same time.

 

“Erena?” I heard Fugaku ask.

 

“Yo.” I said, and smiled at him. His face went slack from the shock of my appearance. He looked like he was about to say something, but I interrupted. “Let’s have a look...the longer this is left uncontrolled the worse it’ll be.”

 

“What do you know about them?” Kakashi asked, as I peered at it. I poked it with my chakra a little to get a feel of it. I then brought out an empty scroll, and ink and scribbled a seal on it. When complete, I placed it on top of the Cursed Seal and activated it - a large projection appeared, showing a copy of the full seal mechanism. The others looked at it in awe.

 

“This is Orochimaru’s favourite. And an absolute dick. It acts like a parasite - invading not only the chakra network, like Danzo’s, but the body and soul as well. It becomes intertwined, and merges. Ultimately changing the host.”

 

“But how? I didn’t think seals have that kind of capability,” Itachi said, looking at the projection with worry.

 

“Seals can do just about anything you want them to, if you can figure it out. And unfortunately for us, Orochimaru has. See this point here?” I pointed to a big black swirly bubble. “This is a piece of Orochimaru’s soul. He places them into the seals to bind it, and it is what allows for the mind altering properties...and it’s also what will make it a bastard to remove.”

 

“But why would he do such a thing? It’s a lot of effort to go through to get a new follower,” Fugaku asked.

 

“Invasion of the body snatcher,” I replied. Kakashi stared at me. “He doesn’t want a follower, he wants a new body...a host. And looks like Sasuke’s his next choice.”

 

Everyone went silent as they digested this.

 

“That will never happen,” Itachi growled.

 

“I’m inclined to agree.”

 

“Stop for a second, how do you know this?” Jiraiya asked. “You didn’t get that form just looking at the seal for a few seconds.”

 

I sighed, turned my backs to them, and untied the top I was wearing. I heard Itachi and Kakashi start to protest, until I lowers it to expose my back. There, you could clearly see a mark, not dissimilar to the one on Sasuke, but with some very slight differences. I replaced the top.

 

“As you can see, he’s not the first victim.”

 

“But...when?” Fugaku looked stricken. Ah, guilt complex.

 

“About three years ago, give or take?” I shrugged. “Do you know what Orochimaru’s goal is? Immortality and knowledge. When I met him, he found out about my memory, and he wanted it...imagine having a mind that never forgets? It was his wet dream...he got as far as placing this before he could do anymore.”

 

When I joined Akatsuki, Orochimaru was still a member...but that didn’t last the week. He found out about my mind - in terms of memory and functionality, and became enthralled. He tested me several times a day before he decided to act. One day he caught me unawares and bit me with the Cursed Seal...he was immediately ejected from the Akatsuki.

 

“You never told me,” Jiraiya said, looking a bit sad. It’s a look I had never saw on him before.

 

“I was embarrassed?” I said, because it was the truth. “I have sealed it, so it can’t progress, but occasionally my emotions go a little haywire. So far it’s the only side effect I’ve seen.”

 

“And can you seal Sasuke’s?” Fugaku asked, pleading.

 

“No. Better than that - I can remove it.”

 

“But, how?” Jiraiya spluttered. “It will kill him. You can’t even remove it from yourself!”

 

“No, I can’t. Because I pass out when I try...but this? This I can do...if you trust me.”

 

I looked at everyone in the room. Itachi looked too afraid to speak but nodded, but Fugaku said a quiet, “Of course.”

 

I clapped my hands. “Excellent! No time like the present? As long it Sasuke’s physically stable, it won’t be a problem.” Itachi nodded again. “You think the hospital are gonna be mad if I draw all over the floor?”

 

I drew a huge seal on the floor, so that it was the size of Sasuke’s bed. It look a while, and I had to borrow some of Jiraiya’s ink to finish it. Afterward, I drew a seal on the palm of my hand.

 

While the others were conversing, Jiraiya came up to me.

 

“You might have them fooled, but you don’t fool me. That’s a containment seal on the floor,” he said. “What are you planning?”

 

I gave him a smile. “What do you know about spiritual energy...souls?”

 

He frowned. “The basics.”

 

“Well, I like to think I’ve got a bit more than that...the number one truth is that souls are everlasting. They cannot be destroyed...hence reincarnation. You can seal a soul into the Shinigami and stop it’s path, but that’s as close to death for a soul as you can get.”

 

“And the piece of soul within the Cursed Seal?”

 

“A soul needs a place to be. It will hang on for dear life, literally...if forcibly removed, it will destroy the body in process...but I plan to give it another place to go. Somewhere more attractive - so it will leave Sasuke, and head to the new vessel.”

 

His eyes widened in understanding. “You?”

 

I shrugged. “I’m a good a place as any. I’ve already got one part contained, I can do it with another...plus the other piece will act almost as a magnet. The parts want to be whole, so I’m helping them out a little.”

 

“But what if it goes wrong?”

 

I pointed to the floor. “Containment seal. It’ll stop any floaty pieces of evilness leaving. Once I’m done, pull Sasuke out, when whip another seal on me,” I handed him a scroll of the same one I already had placed on me to copy. “Nothing will happen to Sasuke, I can guarantee it.”

 

“I don’t like this plan. We should just give him the same seal as you.”

 

I scoffed. “Absolutely not. It will keep him a target, and I won’t allow it.”

 

“Erena...”

 

“Stop. It’s happening. I won’t allow a child to be manipulated by Orochimaru...but do me a favour? I was never here. If the Akatsuki find out I helped in any way, I’ll be in more danger from them than a stupid soul fragment. My involvement doesn’t leave this room.”

 

He nodded grimly.

 

I turned to the others, “I’m ready. I need everyone out, except Jiraiya. The observation room should be okay. But no one is to enter until Jiraiya signals...okay?”

 

“And why won’t you signal?” Kakashi asked.

 

“Because I’m likely going to pass out.”

 

“Erena...” he drawled.

 

“Kakashi...” he sighed and shrugged, I win!

 

As they left, and Jiraiya left the containment seal, I activated it then went to stand by Sasuke’s side. I hovered by hands above his seal, closed my eyes and started probing.

 

Despite the seal only being present for a few days, it had already grown a lot. He must have been feeling some pretty strong emotions out there. I activated the seal on my hand and forced it to let go of its hooks on Sasuke...drawing it up to my arm.

 

It was not a pleasant feeling. It started cold, then then grew to a blinding pain...I could only liken it to injecting yourself with a highly corrosive acid and feeling it spread up your arm...when the feeling hit my chest I started to scream.

 

“Erena! You need to stop this now!” I heard, but it was dulled by the pain. I knew what it said but I couldn’t stop. I was nearly finished.

 

Eventually, I could feel no further traces in Sasuke, and I broke off the connection, and I felt his bed torn out of the containment seal. I fell to my knees, breathing heavily. In the corners of my subconscious, I could feel Orochimaru’s presence.

 

“Jiraiya, I’ll take that seal now!”

 

I felt a hand on my back, as my shirt was ripped off.

 

“You’ve done that before,” I tried to joke between breaths.

 

“Not the time, kid.” Wow, Jiraiya declined a perverted joke? It must be serious.

 

I felt quick brush strokes on my back as he copied my design. When the first one was placed, I had to do it in a mirror and it was bloody awkward. Having someone else do it for you was much better

 

I concentrated on keeping myself conscious, until I felt a sweeping cool as Jiraiya activated the seal, and any traces of Orochimaru were hidden again.

 

Unable to keep myself upright for any longer, I promptly fell forwards. Jiraiya caught me at the shoulders. “You self sacrificial fool.” I heard him mutter. I gave him a lazy thumbs up in agreement.

 

Notes:

So I took a little bit of creative licensing with Orochimaru’s cursed seal...sorry not sorry...I had planned this for a while, and have given a couple of hints. It’s also part of the reason for Erenas Uber Angst. It won’t be a main focus, but there will have a few complications because of it.

Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 40: Nightfall arc: part 7

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

I didn’t leave the room for at least an hour. Jiraiya was determined to examine both Sasuke and I thoroughly. Sasuke was seal free but otherwise okay - his body was under a little strain but he’d likely wake up by the morning. I was feeling exhausted and my arm hurt like a bitch, but Jiraiya confirmed my seals were stable. He wanted to look into it more with me an another point, which I was okay with.

 

Fugaku tried to speak with me many times, but I managed to divert all of his efforts back to focus on Sasuke. I think he was a little hurt by it but I wasn’t in any kind of frame of mind to open up that can of worms right now, especially given the audience. I just wanted to go home.

 

“Can I go now?” I asked, getting bored.

 

“Yes, but you should get someone to walk you home.”

 

“I’ll do it,” Itachi said, speaking for the first time in a while.

 

“Why don’t we just see if Gai is still here? Then you don’t have to leave Sasuke?”

 

I could see he was torn but he nodded in agreement. When we left the ward, he finally spoke.

 

“Why didn’t you tell me what you were going to do?”

 

“Would you have let me?” I asked. “Better to ask forgiveness than permission.”

 

“I shouldn’t have put you in that position in the first place.”

 

“Yea, well, it’s done now. We’ve got the outcome we wanted, minus my semi-dead arm...as far as I can tell, it’s all sunshine and daisies.”

 

“But what about you? You still have the Cursed Seal.”

 

I sighed. “Correct. But not forever...I’m sure there’s a way to remove Orochimaru’s soul fragments, but I just haven’t found it . That’s what I’m holding out for, even if it takes like twenty years.”

 

Itachi stopped. “That doesn’t sound like a convincing plan.”

 

“Well, it could be worse.”

 

“How?”

 

“I dunno...but I feel like it could be.”

 

Itachi laughed lightly. “You’re terrible at trying to be optimistic. But thank you. I don’t think I can repay you for what you did in there.”

 

“I’ll just add it to the tab.”

 


 

We asked a nurse where Rock Lee was, and it was almost comical to see her tripping over herself to help Itachi. I never realised how big his little fan club was.

 

“Oh, of course, Uchiha-sama! I’ll find out straight away Uchiha-sama!” I joked, once she was well out of earshot...I would make fun but I wasn’t a total bitch.

 

Itachi seemed tired, and gave a little cough before speaking. “Is that really necessary, Sara?”

 

“Absolutely, someone’s got you keep you grounded, Uchiha-sama. Having all these people fawning over you can’t be good for your ego.”

 

“You are exhausting.”

 

“Absolutely. It’s one of my main personality traits.”

 

We turned the corner nearing Rock Lees room. Unfortunately, there was no sign of Gai, but we could easily see Naruto, Gaara and Shikamaru talking to the room by the doorway.

 

Itachi put his arm over my chest to stop me from walking further.

 

“I know I won’t be welcome, but I came to apologise. Losing control like that was unacceptable. I hope you accept my sincerest regrets,” Gaara said, and he bowed deeply. He was very formal and had terrific posture - I was a little impressed.

 

Naruto started shouting about friendship and all that crap and I started to zone out.

 

“I spoke to him briefly after the preliminaries,” Itachi whispered, smiling softly. “He doesn’t understand his own strength sometimes.”

 

“Easy done, for a Jinchuriki.”

 

“Hmmm...” Itachi hummed. “Come, looks like I’ll have to walk you back after all.”

 

We walked in silence for the most part. I thought back to Gaara and wondered how different things could have been if I hadn’t repaired his seal all those years ago. I remembered the malevolent killing intent in the young child, and how that could have affected the boy in front of us before. If Rock Lee was injured severely as a result of him losing control, what would have happened if he was a murderous psychopath? Would he have been killed?

 

“So you and Jiraiya know each other well?”

 

I scoffed. “I wouldn’t say well, he’s an overbearing perverted idiot. I know he has a brain in there, but he makes it difficult to appreciate.”

 

“You know, people could easily say the same about you.”

 

I turned to him affronted. “Rude! I’m no pervert!”

 

He chuckled. “Is that the only thing to define you two?”

 

“Well, no...I have better dress sense and know how to use hair conditioner.”

 

“You’re not setting up a good argument here.”

 

I shrugged. “I wouldn’t say we are similar at all. He’s a massive ass...I only put up with him because I have to.”

 

“But why do you have to?” Itachi asked innocently, but I wasn’t born yesterday.

 

“Nah-ah,” I said waggling my finger at him. “Nice try.”

 

“It was worth a shot. I suspected you’d have your guard down.”

 

“Taking advantage of an injured woman!? Isn’t that cheating?”

 

“I’m a ninja,” was all he replied.

 

“Seriously, your are a devious little weasel. It’s no wonder we became friends.” I grinned, and he returned it.

 

I thanked Itachi when we returned, and opened the door. Gai came rushing forward, “You are back!” He hugged me tight enough to hurt a little. Something must be wrong.

 

“Whoa, you okay?” I asked, concerned.

 

“I am concerned I failed as a sensei.”

 

“Well that’s stupid,” I said, guiding him down to the couch. “What happened?”

 

He sighed, looking down. “Lee was placed against Gaara from Suna in the preliminary fights...his leg was so damaged they have said he may never recover fully. His career as a shinobi may be over.”

 

Oh shit, that was bad. No wonder Gaara went to apologise.

 

“Are they sure?”

 

Gai nodded. “They will attempt to heal, but they fear it is beyond them. There is no one at the hospital capable.”

 

“No one at the hospital? But not ‘no one’?”

 

He frowned. “They did not specify...why?”

 

“No reason! No reason at all!” I said too quick. “Look, I hope you gave him one of your usual ‘keep going with the power of youth!’ speeches? It’s not right for him to give up.”

 

“You truly believe that?”

 

“Gai, you are a regular Mr Motivator. Lee hasn’t given up so far. And it’s not over until the busty lady sings.”

 

“Busty lady sings? You do say the strangest things.”

 

“It’s a gift.”

 


 

The next few weeks were largely revolved around training, visiting Rock Lee, and trying to avoid anything that looked like work.

 

I was actually feeling pretty exhausted, and so spent most of my time napping. I figured it was something related to the seal, so actually did the responsible thing and let Jiraiya have a look at it after a few days. He said he was inclined to agree,  but couldn’t figure out why...I spent a long time in the library reading anything I hadn’t already, and he promised he’d go to the Fire Temple to check out their library when he was next able. He assured me it wasn’t anything too pressing, so I believed him.

 

And who would judge a Nara for wanting to nap anyway?

 

Gai had been sent on a mission for a few days, and asked me to look after his team while he was gone. Neji was getting specialised training by his clan, but as Gai had been determined to keep up their Youthful teamwork and vary sparring partners for him, I still had both Neji and TenTen in the mornings...and I mean Morning.

 

I couldn’t believe he had the gall to ask me to meet them at six in the morning, but here we are. Gai had his own training schedule, and I was respectful enough to keep up with it. And unfortunately for me, it meant joining in on the sparring.  Gai was going to owe me big time.

 

Neji and I were practicing evasion while TenTen watched my footwork. I had Neji trying to attack, with weapons and taijutsu, and I was evading...as TenTen and I were fairly similar in our body types, I figured it would be good to try something new, and Neji could get practice in attacking little gnats.

 

Neji was going at it for the last fifteen minutes, and he was starting to get annoyed.

 

“Why can’t I land a single punch!” He exclaimed, about to have a tantrum. Tiny little geniuses hate having difficulty.

 

“Because I can read your body language...thankfully, your eyes make it impossible to track their movement, but your body tells a different story. You either need to work on your speed or become unpredictable.”

 

“But how do I do that?!”

 

“Gai is your sensei for a reason, Neji. He’s as mad as a box of frogs sometimes, but he’s good at what he does.”

 

“Well. If that isn’t the most accurate description of Maito Gai, I don’t know what is.”Said a jovial voice from the edge of the playing fields. I had been too busy with Neji I hadn’t noticed anyone approach - clearly my tiredness was getting to me.

 

The voice had come from Sarutobi Asuma, who was accompanied by his team...which just had to include Shikamaru. Other than at the hospital, I had managed to avoid him while I had been there...he was a specific weak spot for me, and almost like a brother.

 

He had grown up so well...and was pretty much the double of his father. Right down to the scowl and tired eyes. I feel you, bro.

 

Running would have not worked at this point, so I decided to do what normal people do and socialise.

 

“He does leave an impression,” I said. I think walked over and offered him my hand to shake. “Hi, I’m Ito Sara. I’m a friend of Gai’s, he asked me to babysit these little ducklings while he’s on a short mission.”

 

I saw Neji and TenTen both shoot me dirty looks at the use of ‘duckling’, but I just winked at them.

 

Asuma looked a bit surprised, but took my hand. “Sarutobi Asuma. Gai asked you to train his team while he was away? That’s a bold move.”

 

I shrugged. “Not really. He set a plan and I’m just following it. All I do is make sure they show up, direct them and bring them breakfast. It’s an easy gig.”

 

“You bring them breakfast?” Chouji asked from the sidelines. “Asuma-sensei never brings us breakfast.” Ino elbowed him sharply, and Asuma laughed.

 

“Don’t be making me look bad, now. That will set up unrealistic expectations.”

 

I shrugged. “Least I could do when they’re being forced out from six in the morning. I’m pretty sure they’d take the lie in.” Both kids nodded quickly in agreement. “Well, on that note, it’s time to eat...I have plenty if you want to join us? It’s from the bakery just off the main square, they let me pick up before they open.”

 

“Yes, please!” Chouji said, and Ino elbowed him again. Poor boy will be getting a complex.

 

“I think Chouji has spoken for us, if you are sure?”

 

“Absolutely...but no smoking while eating or I’ll throw your cigarette down your throat.” I pointed the the object hanging from his mouth.

 

He laughed. “Noted!”

 

We sat down by the bags and I got the kids to hand everything out. I had a habit of over buying (mainly because Gai eats so goddamn much), so it worked out well.

 

“So, what do you do around here? I haven’t seen you before,” Asuma asked casually, but I knew he was probing.

 

“I’ve mainly been running messages between border posts,” I said. “I got bored and asked for reassignment, so have a bit of free time on my hands right now.”

 

“That’s decent,” he said, with no hint of deception. “And how do you know Gai?”

 

“We had a mission together once. He was fun so I kept in contact.”

 

“‘Fun’, huh?” He waggled his eyebrows at me, so I threw a piece of bread at him.

 

“Don’t be crass in front of the kids!”

 

Neji snorted and TenTen smirked at him. “Sorry, Sara-sensei...allergies.”

 

I blinked. “When did you start becoming a snarky little shit?” I asked.

 

Asuma guffawed. “I’m glad to see I’m not the only one that gets a hard time from the genin! This one here in particular,” he jabbed his thumb towards a silent Shikamaru, “gives me a run for my money.”

 

Asuma had finished eating, and I saw him reach for his cigarette packet, so I threw a senbon - only hard enough to puncture the packet, but not hard enough to break his skin. He gave me a startled look before removing the senbon to hand it back.

 

“Sorry, habit...”

 

“Whoa, how did you do that! I’ve been trying to get him to stop smoking for ages!” An impressed Ino said.

 

“Years of practice...say, how about we get the genin to spar? Let’s avoid a Neji and Shikamaru pairing, because exams, but could be fun?”

 

“Sara-sensei, you just don’t want to fight us anymore,” TenTen accused. I shrugged.

 

“It’s true. I don’t believe in waking up before ten so this is basically torture.”

 

“You wouldn’t happen to be related to Shikamaru, would you?” Asuma joked, and I had to force a laugh.

 

“Who knows? Maybe there’s a little Nara in there?”

 

In the end, Neji went against Chouji, and TenTen against Ino. We stuck to the same rules as I did, Taijutsu and weapons only, and Gai’s team flattened them so much it wasn’t even funny.

 

Asuma sighed. “Well...can’t say I’m that surprised.”

 

“Gai held them back a year for a reason,” I said. “Time can be a wonderful thing...and you need to make sure you find the right motivation.”

 

“Oh, and these two are motivated?” He pointed to TenTen and Neji.

 

“Absolutely.”

 

“I’d probably manage with these two, but trying to motivate Nara? Shikamaru is as stubborn as they come. It’d take a genius to do that.”

 

I thought hard for a minute before shaking my head. Fuck it.

 

“I’ll take that bet.” I got up and dusted myself off, before walking over to Shikamaru, who was lazing on the grass. I kicked him lightly in the side. “Come on, sleepyhead. It’s our turn.”

 

He blinked awake and looked puzzled. “Huh?”

 

“You. Me. Spar. Chop chop.”

 

He slowly got up and looked around. “But why? And aren’t I going to spar with one of the others?”

 

“No. I made the executive decision, you’re mine.”

 

“Urgh, no thanks. I forfeit.” He went to sit back down. I looked to Asuma, who shrugged...I guess this wasn’t exactly new behaviour.

 

“No chance, you little toad. Get up.”

 

“What did you call me?” He asked, frowning.

 

“I don’t repeat myself. Now come on.”

 

This time he listened and followed me out. The other genin had all stopped and watching with interest. TenTen whispered something to Neji, who nodded back.

 

I settled into a stance and waited. He just stood there lazily, watching me.

 

“So...you going to attack or not?” I asked. He shrugged. “Seriously? Why the fuck are you even here then?”

 

“Asuma forced me.”

 

“That’s not what I meant...” God help me...”Tell me, have you managed to beat your father at Shogi yet?” He became tense. “No? Pity...because you have no right to refuse training until you do. You think you know better, but I can guarantee you don’t...you’re nothing but a little boy who schemes his way out of work. But hiding behind the deer won’t help you now.”

 

“Who are you?” he hissed.

 

“Oh, pushed some buttons, have I?” I crossed my arms.

 

It took him a fraction of a second before he dove for me. And he was faster than I thought he would be...but I easily side stepped, and he had to quickly catch up with himself. Once straightened, he came for me again. I caught all of the punches and kicks he gave me.

 

When I could see the anger getting to him, I moved behind him to hold him in a lock so he couldn’t move. I struggled, until I leaned in and licked his face.

 

He immediately stilled.

 

“Ewww! Did she just lick him?” I heard Ino cry.

 

Shikamaru took a few moments to catch his breath, relaxing in my hold.

 

“Erena?” he whispered softly.

 

“S’up Shika?” I said in my normal voice, and let him go.

 

He whirled around to look at me, frowning. “But...I don’t understand.”

 

“Things are complicated...As far as anyone knows, I’m know as Sara. Alright?”

 

His eyes widened. “Does dad know?”

 

“Kinda, not really. It’s super secret, okay?”

 

He seemed to think for several moments before a resolute expression spread across his face. I’m not sure what conclusion he had come to, but he was always smart. “Okay.”

 

I smiled. “Can I have a hug now, or am I going to have to make you?”

 

Before I even finished the sentence, he barrelled into me. I laughed and hugged him tight, revelling in him. Out of all the possible reunions, he was one of the ones I was dreading the most. I was worried he wouldn’t forgive me.

 

I started to feel something wet at my neck, and saw he was crying.

 

“The last thing I ever said to you was that I couldn’t wait for you to leave. I thought you were dead and that was the last thing I ever said.”

 

I took a breath. “I’m so sorry. I never meant for anything like that to happen...and I know you didn’t mean it. I missed you so much.”

 

He wiped his eyes. “Don’t do it again.”

 

I smiled sadly. “I’ll try not to.”

 

“Not good enough.”

 

“It’s all I have at the moment.”

 

“I’m not letting you go again...”

 

“And how are you going to manage that? How are you going to stop me?”

 

He narrowed his eyes and looked at me. “I know exactly what you’re doing.”

 

I grinned. “Is it working?”

 

He made a small sighing sound. “This is going to be troublesome.”

 

I cackled.

 

“What the fuck just happened?” Asuma called out.

 

“It’s called giving a Nara a kick up the ass,” I said, and grinned at him.

 


 

I felt like I was on a natural high after Shikamaru and I’s reunion. He didn’t want to leave but I forced him - I promised to meet with him later after he finished training with the clan in the afternoon. I explained he couldn’t be too obvious or he’d blow my cover and I’d have to disappear. He didn’t protest after that.

 

Asuma was also curious about what had happened, and tried questioning, but all I would tell him was that I installed a bit of fear into him. I’m not sure he bought it but he seemed smart enough to know when to quit. He didn’t ask anymore. (I found out later that he told Shikaku about the encounter and told him to keep an eye out for me, but Shikaku told him I was an old and trusted friend)

 

After Neji left to the Hyuuga clan, I took TenTen aside for private lessons...she was determined to get cracking on with Fuuinjutsu. I’m not going to lie and say she was a natural, but she wasn’t afraid of hard work and that can make up for a lot. She wasn’t anywhere near ready to start producing her own scrolls - I didn’t want her to get blocked in and only produce certain types of seals- she was going to learn them all. And so I was bombarding her with theory first. But that didn’t mean she was happy about it.

 

“But Sara-sensei...you’ve gone over this already. Shouldn’t I start practicing?”

 

“Okay, so if you’re so smart: In a two dimensional multi-level seal, how to you link the third and fourth branches?”

 

“But...I don’t know! I’d learn better with practice!”

 

“Wrong. This isn’t taijutsu and ninjutsu. That’s how you get yourself blown up. If you don’t know the basics, you’re dead. It’s that simple...and the answer to my question if you don’t. Never merge branches on a two-dimensional seal.”

 

“But-“

 

“If you only want to learn storage seals, barrier seals and knock out tags- fine. Let’s do it your way. Be mediocre...but if you want to be able to design your own ground breaking supercalifragilisticexpialidocious seals and make a name for yourself? Read those scrolls again and again and again. Ask me all the questions you need to until you understand. Take your time - I can be patient. It’s not a freaking race... It’s your choice.”

 

She shut up and read (she understood two-dimensional seals by the end of the next day).

 

After spending time with TenTen, I went to see Lee also...I felt so sorry for his healers. Whatever pep talk Gai gave him caused him to overdo his personal training and he was on the way to screwing up his leg even more.

 

I couldn’t blame Gai completely because he understood the importance of recovery. Hell, between his own injuries and nursing me through my past ones, I knew he knew what he was doing. But Lee didn’t.

 

And unfortunately for him, he wouldn’t listen to me or the healers either and only had eyes for Gai...I’d make him deal with him when he got back.

 

After a quick nap (three hours), I woke up in the early evening and remembered my promise to Shikamaru. Now, I didn’t specify to him when and where I would meet, which was a massive oversight on my part. I went to the training ground again, but it was empty, and I was saddened to realise I didn’t know him anymore to figure out where he might be.

 

Not one to break promises, I headed to the Nara compound to find him. It’s not something I wanted to do, but something I had to do. I didn’t want to let him down, even at the risk of everything I had built up. Since coming back to Konoha, and especially in the last few days, I found my defences slipping but I found I didn’t care.

 

I approached the main house and stopped at the door. It felt alien not to just walk in, but it wasn’t my home anymore. I breathed and knocked.

 

Within seconds, Shikamaru appeared at the door grinning.

 

“You came.”

 

I shrugged lazily. “Promised, didn’t I? How you coming or what.”

 

“Nah, too much effort. Besides, dinner will be ready soon. There’s enough for another.” There was no question there at all.

 

I narrowed my eyes. “You’ve not changed at all. You’re still a manipulative little shit.”

 

Now he shrugged back, smirking. “And you’re still troublesome.”

 

I sighed and entered. “You’re cleaning up whatever mess this leaves behind, got it?” He shrugged again.

 

“Just going to tell mum that there will be another for dinner,” he said and walked away, leaving me in the hall. I wasn’t quite sure what to do here...did I follow him? Go to the sitting room? Considering this was where I grew up, I didn’t know what to do with myself and stood there awkwardly. I looked around the hall, but find my eyes flitting back to the door...it would be do easy just to walk back out...

 

“Erena?” He called from the doorway. He looked confused when he saw me standing in the same spot, but noticed my body leaning towards the door and fearful face. He stepped forward and grabbed my arm, pulling me into the living room.

 

“C’mon. Let’s play shogi.”

 

The next hour we sat playing my favourite game, and it felt like nothing had changed except his skill. He was good. Very good. But I was still better.

 

“I’m gonna beat you in three moves,” I told him and he groaned.

 

“Again? How do you keep doing that?”

 

“You’re predictable. Switch up your attack. I know there’s a tactical genius in there,” I flicked his head and he swatted me away. “Let him out.”

 

“I can’t when I keep on hearing your voice with that face. It’s weird.”

 

I shook my head at him in irritation. “Wow, so subtle.”

 

“Worth a try,” he muttered, looking a bit sad. Oh shit, why’d he have to look like that?

 

I reached into my pocket and removed a privacy-distortion tag and activated it, before removing the Appearance Modifier. I gave him a scathing look, hands on my hips.

 

“Happy?”

 

He smiled softly, chin resting on his hands and nodded. He looked like a small boy.

 

“Good. Now if you don’t play a proper game I’m going to be so mad.”

 

“Shikamaru! Can you set the table it’s-“ Yoshino appeared at the doorway and stopped in her tracks staring at me. Whatever utensils she was carrying fell to the floor and she looked startled.

 

“Um...he did it?” I said, pointing to Shikamaru, feeling a bit sheepish.

 

“...Erena?” She whispered, eyes wide.

 

“Uhh...no?” I tried, but he ran towards be and scooped me into a hug. It was forceful and gentle at the same time. After a moment she released her grip and grabbed the sides of my face, looking at me in the eye. She looked relieved.

 

“You are such a stupid stupid girl,” she said, voice quivering. I let out a strangled laugh.

 

“Pretty much, yea...Sorry?”

 

Next thing I knew, I was slapped across the face. I saw it coming, but did nothing to stop it.

 

“Mum!” Shikamaru shouted, and ran over to us. I placed one of my cold hands on my burning cheek and waved Shikamaru away with the other one.

 

“No, no...pretty sure I deserved that. But god that hurt...no bloody wonder Shikaku’s afraid of you. Fucking hell.” I rubbed my cheek but it only made it worse.

 

She looked mortified, like she was about to say something before we heard the front door open, and Shikaku entered the house. We all froze.

 

“I’m home! Did Shikamaru bring someone over, there’s another set of shoes at the door,” he called from the hallway. None of us answered him, and he walked into the living room. His face paled.

 

“Whoa, you okay? You look like you’ve seen a ghost!” I joked, scratching the back of my neck. God, this was awkward. Was it too late to leave? Maybe I should leave? I really wanted to leave...yea, I should definitely leave.

 

Shikaku must have read something in my face and posture, because he came forward in a flash and grabbed my arms, holding me in place. I couldn’t read anything in his face at all, but I knew it wasn’t good. His posture was stiff and on guard, and he looked ready to attack at any second...I just hoped it wasn’t me.

 

And right there I regretted interacting with Shikamaru. Why did I goad him? Expose my identity? I wasn’t thinking...What did I think would happen? When I first arrived in Konoha, I had no intention of a mass reunion and now nearly everyone knew I was back, and it was all on me. On some level, I wanted this and subconsciously made it happen. But I should have listened to my head and not my heart.

 

My heart skipped a beat and my chest hurt a little. “I understand if I’m not welcome here...I didn’t mean to upset anyone, I should just...”

 

“Don’t you dare,” Shikaku growled between clenched teeth. I inhaled and looked to the floor...I couldn’t think of a time he had gotten this upset with me before and I felt something shrink back a little. “Don’t you dare leave.”

 

I looked up, like a deer in the headlights. “Umm...I’m getting mixed messages here?”  I said uncertainly. I hadn’t felt this small in years (even with my height issue), but then the tall man grabbed me in a bear hug - if it had been a few months ago he would have snapped me like a twig, and even now i felt a strain on my ribs.

 

“Is this a hug or are you trying to suffocate me?” I said, strained. “Because right now both are totally possible.” He dropped me in an instant (I hadn’t even registered my feet were off the ground).

 

“After Itachi handed me the report, I thought I was going insane,” he said. “Where have you been? Why did you leave? Are you back?” He said everything in quick successful.

 

“Everywhere. Complicated. Only for a while,” I answered.

 

“She’s not actually here,” Shikamaru said helpfully.

 

Shikaku frowned, looking between us. “Uncomplicate it.”

 

I sighed. “Sorry, I can’t...don’t ask me. I can’t tell you and I won’t lie. Please believe it’s better this way.”

 

Yoshino ruffled. “You’ve been gone five years and you can’t even tell us why? Don’t you know what we have gone through?”

 

And here was the guilt returning. “I’m so sorry.” The door wasn’t too far...I just had to make it past Shikaku. Then I could go invisible and they’d never see me again.

 

“Stop,” Shikaku said, to both me and Yoshino. “Let’s not do this now. You’re here, and you’re safe. I had hoped for this, and would have been happy with less...I’ll respect your wish for now, but you will tell me when you are able. Understood?”

 

And this was why he was the Jounin Commander. He read the situation and knew I would run. I nodded in reply.

 

“Good,” he said. “Now, lets sit down? I haven’t had a good game of shogi for years. I have several new plays I wish to test.”

 

I scoffed. “Please, new plays or not I’ll kick your ass in seven moves or less.”

 

Shikamaru perked up. “Seven moves?”

 

“Or less,” I confirmed, and smirked at him.

 

Yoshino sighed. “I guess I’ll set the table then.”


 

I went back to Gai’s apartment hours later feeling content. Despite the awkward reunion with Yoshino and Shikaku, it was like I had never left. It felt like home.

 

When Shikamaru was sent to bed, I made my way to leave. All seemed surprised and disappointed, and I realised they expected me to stay...but I could never have allowed that. I knew if I did, I’d never leave Konoha again - I couldn’t let them get used to me being back and then break them all over again. It was already going to be harder than I imagined.

 

I promised them I would see them the next day, and it was only then I was allowed to leave. Shikamaru asked if I would meet him for training tomorrow (his request utterly floored his parents).

 

“Shikamaru...I really wouldn’t recommend it,” I replied.

 

“But I want to! You train with the others!”

 

“The others?” Shikaku asked.

 

“Maito Gai’s team,” Shikamaru said in a huff. A look of understanding crept over Shikaku and Yoshino’s face.

 

I sighed. “Fine. But this is your only warning. Neji calls me a sadist and TenTen thinks I’m a tyrant...and they actually give a shit about training.”

 

He looked torn for a second. On one side he would get to spend more time with me, and on the other side? Effort. I understood his dilemma.

 

He was thinking about this far too much, and I will admit I felt a little insulted. “Fine. Forget the physical...that can be Asuma’s headache and I can’t be fucked dealing with your moodiness. How about we look into tactics and mind fuckery? You’ve more than got the basics, but I’m pretty sure I could teach you a thing or two.”

 

Shikamaru grinned. “Deal!”

 

And so a pact was made. He would probably come to regret it, but that was his problem.

 

When I entered Gai’s apartment I was surprised to find the place wasn’t empty. I found a bored looking Shisui draped over Gai’s couch, but he immediately perked up on my entry.

 

“Excellent! You’re back! Get ready, we’re going out!” He said jovially with a big grin on his face. “I had the most boring mission and need a bit of cheering up.”

 

I stood in the middle of the seating area and crossed my arms. “No,” I said bluntly. “Go find someone else.”

 

He groaned. “Come on! I thought you loved me?”

 

“No. I’m tired and want to sleep. I’ve had a long day and more than filled my social quota for the day. Try again later when the meter’s been refreshed.”

 

“Come oonnnnn! Please? Itachi is a loser, and you actually know how to have fun.”

 

I narrowed my eyes at him. “You only want a wingman, don’t you?”

 

He shrugged, embarrassed. “Not only...I do think you are more fun than Itachi, I didn’t lie. I love the guy but he’s a stick in the mud right now.”

 

I was crying inside, mourning my sleep. Shisui was a pain in the ass and relentless. I was never going to get to bed any time soon.

 

“Fine, you absolute bellend. But I’m not staying out past midnight, and I’m vetting whatever poor decisions you end up making. Understand?”

 

“Yes!” He cheered, then looked at me. “But I hope you don’t think you’re going out like that?”

 

I threw a kunai right at his face.

 

(I’m glad he caught it instead of avoiding, because I didn’t want to have to explain to Gai why there was a mark on his wall).

 


 

After changing my Appearance Modifier (I was not going to be caught dead with Shisui in the Sara-role), Shisui dragged me to a fairly lively bar. It also had live music and was filled with people from Konoha and beyond - it was easy to recognise people from Kumo and Mist. There was a healthy balance of shinobi and civilian, and it was actually pretty decent.

 

“Huh. I like it,” I said, as he somehow managed to find an empty table.

 

He grinned. “As if I would take my favourite girl to some dive bar.”

 

“Watch it, smart ass.”

 

“Anyway, what’s your poison? I’m buying since I dragged you out.”

 

I thought for a minute. “Probably just a water or a soft drink.”

 

“No sake? Beer? I’ve heard they do excellent cocktails.”

 

I shook my head. “Nah, I’m good.” I sucked, but the thought of disappointing Gai was enough to be sensible.

 

His face flickered in surprise. “Huh. Unexpected but impressive.” He shrugged. “More for me!” And he skipped to the bar...I had a feeling I was going to regret this.

 

A moment later he returned with a beer for him, and a cocktail for me. “Shisui...”

 

“It’s a mocktail, calm down. The only kind of fuzzy head you’ll get is because of the sugar rush.”

 

For all my complaining, Shisui was good company. He filled me in on some events of the past few years (which I hadn’t previously asked anyone, for fear of feeling like I’d missed out). He told me he split his time between ANBU and general Jounin duties now, and was considering taking a genin team (“For everyone’s sake, I hope you do not. The poor children!”)

 

Eventually if got the the point where his attention started to wane and he was flickering his eyes around the room.

 

“You’re an absolute asshole, you know that?” I growled.

 

“What?” He said affronted.

 

“You just can’t keep your dick in your pants, can you?”

 

He shrugged. “No apologies.” Well, at least honestly I could respect.

 

I sighed. “Fine. I can’t believe I’m facilitating this...one night stand only or more longer term?” He seemed confused. “What do you want? I can read the room, then tell you what they want. That way no hearts are broken and I don’t feel like I’m helping a monster.”

 

“You can do that?” He seemed genuinely intrigued.

 

“I’m an excellent judge of character, and I’ve been told I’m the best wingman in the Elemental Nations. Come on, we don’t have all night.”

 

He seemed to think for a minute. “Guess I wouldn’t mind longer term? But all the ones I meet tend to be crazy...like really crazy.”

 

I snorted. “Why am I not surprised...” I looked around. “Okay, go to the bar and get us a couple of drinks. I’ll tell you who is interested when you get back.”

 

Excited, he leapt up, grinned at me and did as I ordered. I watched the crowds as he moved and gauged their reactions to him. Several clearly interested and aroused, but looking in all the wrong places. Only a few gave me all the right signals...

 

“Well?” He asked when I came back.

 

“There’s a few, but one in particular...”

 

“Oh?” His eyes sparkled with interest.

 

“Blond, our age, retired kunoichi. Recognised you’re an Uchiha but no idea who you are...genuinely interested, open body language but no confidence in herself so you better not be an asshole.” He looked around to see who I was talking about. “And, as a disclaimer, she’s ex ROOT. Left being a shinobi once it was disbanded. She’s not from Infiltration Corps, but I’ll still castrate you if you screw her up further.”

 

He stilled. “Ex-ROOT?”

 

I nodded. “Ex-ROOT. I never knew her, but the signs are obvious.”

 

“Huh...why not? I mean, she can’t be any more screwed up than you, right?”

 

Seriously...have I mentioned he’s an asshole?

 

“Just fuck off, already. She standing by the edge watching the band. She’s drinking a cocktail. Go.”

 

I pushed him out of his seat, and he gave me one final grin before heading to the bar to get her a drink. I watched him turn on his charm and start up a conversation with her as he offered it.

 

Happy he was distracted, I got up and made my way to the other side of the room. During my observations, I noticed something interesting. Or more like, someone interesting...someone completely out of place and wearing something they never normally would have, unless forced.

 

I approached a man sitting by himself at the end of the bar.

 

“Soooo...what’s a fish like you doing in a place like this?” I grinned.

 

 

Notes:

The Nara reunion was so hard to write! I had the plan for Shikamaru, but Yoshino and Shikaku were difficult. Yoshino was hurt and also concerned about her family (which includes Erena)...I felt like everyone just falling over Erena’s feet was unrealistic.
Also, Shikaku had time to consider, and you never know what Itachi may or may not have told him before...

And to confirm previous comments- yes, Shisui did have a crush on Erena, but realised too late! Hormones hit and he became a doofus, but she’d already found Gai. (And it would have never worked out for them anyway, trust me!)

Chapter 41: Nightfall arc: part 8

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

For a moment Kisame looked murderous, before something twigged and he shot me a try look.

 

“Of course. That didn’t take you long, Toothpick.”

 

I popped onto a seat beside him. “I’m a woman of many talents. Still, though. What’s up? This is not your usual scene. Being surrounded by people having fun? I’m surprised you didn’t spontaneously combust as soon as you walked in the place.”

 

He snorted. “I know how to have fun. It just usually involves a blade and severed limbs.”

 

“You sound like you need a trip to Psych when you say shit like that”

 

“You’re one to talk. Just replace severed limbs with severed dicks.”

 

I groaned. “Honestly, that was one time and you never let me forget it.”

 

He grinned. “I thought you’d finally learned to loosen up. Sorry for getting excited.”

 

“Your version of loosen up and my version are two very different things.”

 

“Anyway. I knew I’d find you in a bar. I just aimed for the most irritating I could find - I figured you’d be drawn like a moth to a flame.”

 

“You’re here to get me? Am I being recalled?” I felt a small wave of panic flush through me. It was too soon. I thought I had at least another few days.

 

“No. Your original task is still in place. I’ve been given another one, but I need your assistance.”

 

Thank fuck. “Okay doke. Guessing we should make like trees and leave?...Get it? Because we’re in Konoha?”

 

He rolled his eyes at me, while getting up. “That was fucking terrible. How much have you had to drink?” I followed him as he made his way to the exit.

 

“Nothing. Stone cold sober. I’m turning a new leaf...get it? Because we’re-“

 

“You are so fucking irritating. Why do I put up with you?”

 

I shrugged. “My dazzling good looks,” I flipped my hair. “And because I’m a whiz at strategy and I’ve saved your hide from getting caught too many times to count. Seriously, subtlety is not on your repertoire. It’s a problem.”

 

“I don’t need to be subtle. That’s what we have you for.”

 

“Nice to know my true skills are appreciated,” I scoffed. “Come on, there’s a late night cafe open. If we’re gonna chat for long, I want snacks.” He grunted in approval.

 

When we arrived, the place only had a few patrons in. Mostly shinobi who looked like they’d just come off shift, and a handful of people that looked like they had just left the bar. I ordered both of us takoyaki and drink and activated a privacy seal.

 

“So. Care to tell me what’s brought you here? And in a lovely new meat suit!” I proclaimed, skill enjoying that he was using one of my Appearance Modifiers.

 

“Leader-sama came across some new information. While Orochimaru and the Sandaime Hokage are priorities, we have a secondary target.”

 

“Oh?” I said, taking a drink. With so many political figures in Konoha right now, it could be anyone.

 

“On a recent mission, Sasori encountered someone who was a past member of the organisation, long thought dead. He is working with Konoha ninja now, and is therefore a traitor to the Akatsuki.”

 

I didn’t need him to tell me anymore to figure out who he meant. Obito was a fucking idiot. Kisame continued, not knowing I knew more than he did.

 

“He known to the members as Tobi. He tricked Leader-sama into believing he was Uchiha Madara.” I blinked. This was new information. “But he was a fraud. It is suspected that he took up this identity to manipulate Akatsuki for his own deeds - the true cause Pein doesn’t know . He was last seen going on some revenge mission and never returned...it was presumed he was dead until he reappeared working with Konoha’s ANBU in Mist.”

 

“If he was ANBU, how can we be sure it was him?” I asked. No ANBU would take off their mask.

 

“He has a unique ability to teleport instantly.” What? That explained so much. “While is face was never actually seen, his Sharingan was and Sasori confirmed the ANBU also has it.”

 

I sighed. This was a headache.

 

When it came to these type of missions, Kisame never failed, and it was a matter of pride. No persuasion could get him to leave it, but I also couldn’t let him succeed. I needed to think.

 

“Okay...so we were looking for an ANBU that may or may not be known as Tobi, with a crazy level of skill, who also duped people into thinking he was an over a century year old founder of Konoha? And he may have betrayed us to them? Anything I’m missing?”

 

“Sounds about right,” he said, taking a bite of his takoyaki.

 

“And let me guess, you have no idea where to find him and that’s where I come in?” He shrugged non-comitally, still eating. “Sure, it’s not like I’m busy or anything. Just hand me an impossible task with little information. You know Tobi is probably not his name? You don’t actually know how old he is or what he looks like...If he’s in ANBU, then records are thin on the water as it is. And then if you add in the fact he’s probably a classified secret, there will be even less official documents.”

 

“Laying it on a little thick there,” he said, talking while he was wating. Gross. “It gonna be a problem?”

 

I sighed. “No. Give me forty-eight hours.” And I let my forehead hit the table, an audible bang reverberated around us.

 

I heard him chuckle. “And this is why I put up with you. You’re a dramatic little gnat, but know how to get the job done.”

 

I sent him a rude gesture without lifting my head from the table.

 

“Meet me in two days and I’ll have a plan. Just try not to stab anyone while you’re at it?” I finally lifted my head up and he grinned.

 

“Now, you know that’s a promise I can’t keep.”

 


 

 

When I woke up in the morning, I had a massive headache. I felt robbed because I hadn’t even drank last night even though I might as well have.

 

It took me a while to get to sleep, trying to formulate a plan...Tracing Obito shouldn’t be too much of a problem, but I couldn’t very well let him die. He was actually a half decent guy, past idiocy being ignored, and it would spiral Kakashi into a massive depressive funk.

 

I had a bit of an idea, but I needed somethings to check out first.

 

First though, annoying genin. And they had definitely hit peak annoyance today. Gai better get back soon or he may not have any brats left.

 

Neji and TenTen had been arguing for the last ten minutes about literally nothing. Seriously. It started off when TenTen accidentally stood on Neji’s foot and he snapped at her. Since then it had escalated from throwing generic insults to insulting clothing choices (who knew Neji had such firm opinions about cheongsam?) and now family...at some point TenTen mentioned the Hyuuga clan and it went tits up from there. Caged bird seal or not, the Clan was still a pressure point for Neji.

 

It had only just started getting physical, but fighting under such heightened emotions was dangerous. While Neji was superior to TenTen in general skill, she was actually holding herself well. The only problem was that Neji was about to lose control - I could see it in his posture and his face.

 

“Neji! Stop!” I shouted, and got up to intervene. Despite my protesting, he continued his barrage on TenTen. I went to move to split them up, but Neji was lost to his rage at this point. I saw an attack on TenTen coming with the Gentle Fist technique, and so I pushed her out of the way to stop him. I opted to take the attack in her stead.

 

Next thing I knew, he hit me. Hard, in the chest. I spluttered and fell to the floor.

 

“Sara-sensei!” I heard TenTen shout.

 

I was crumpled to the floor and in utter agony. I couldn’t move through the pain, but somehow I was still conscious. I took my breaths in gasps as I tried to clear the fog from my vision.

 

Motherfucker.” My chest hurt. “What did you do? Aim for a tenketsu point? Because fuck that smarts.”

 

I slowly brought myself to my knees after several moments, before I felt a hand under my arm helping me up, as TenTen supported me.

 

“Get this right,” I said to Neji. “You got one hit because it was that or I floor you. You try and attack TenTen like that again, out of rage, and I will haul you back to the Hyuuga compound faster than you can say ‘sorry Sara’...I thought you had the chip on your shoulder sorted. Get yourself together, or you won’t just be a liability to your team, but yourself as well.”

 

He looked ashamed and nodded glumly.

 

“Good. Now, I can’t be fucked with taijutsu again today. Let’s have a break, calm our tits, then weapons practice, okay?” Both nodded silently, and I released my arm from TenTen.

 

The rest of the session was fairly quiet. Neither talked to each other much, although TenTen did frequently glare at Neji when she wouldn’t get caught. I cut the session short and forced them to accompany me out for a proper breakfast to clear the air. Gai’s schedule could take a hike for one morning.

 

I took them to an upmarket restaurant that served breakfast. Thankfully we didn’t look too disheveled from the short training session, so didn’t seem too out of place. It was a quiet place, with tables spread apart allowing a certain amount of privacy - I had only been there a couple of times years before, but it hadn’t changes much, except for new tables.

 

TenTens eyes widened when she stepped in...I’m guessing she hadn’t eaten many places like this. From what I knew of her, she was from a fairly low income background, and never mentioned anything much about her family.

 

“Get whatever you want, or we can get lots of dishes to share. What do you think?” I asked, seeing them both look uncertain at the menu. Both agree’d with the second option. When I ordered about eight different dishes, they both protested. “Oh, quiet. This is my treat.”

 

“But that’s so much! Are you sure you’re not secretly an Akimichi?” TenTen joked.

 

“No. Just a Nara,” I remarked, taking a sip of my coffee.

 

“So you do know Nara Shikamaru, then? We suspected as much yesterday,” Neji said, still acting slightly withdrawn.

 

“Hmmm...” I replied. “He’s my cousin.”

 

“Cousin?” He said, and both their eyes bulged. “But how does that happen?

 

“Neji...I don’t need to explain how families work, and the birds and the bees, do I? Because god, if I need to do the sex talk to a teenager, I picked a terrible time to stop drinking.”

 

He blushed uncharacteristically. “No...but. I just don’t understand.”

 

“My life is a complicated story...let not taint breakfast, okay? I am seriously looking forward to these pancakes and I’ll be super upset if we have to leave.”

 

“Sara?” I heard from the side, and found that a surprised looking Uchiha Fugaku had approached. He appeared to be part of a larger party of official looking people, so must have been there for some kind of business breakfast. Boring.

 

“Oh hi, Fugaku. How’s it hanging?” I replied, trying to seem casual. I will admit, I had tried to avoid him since the night at the hospital - Shisui had told me the night before that he had been asked about me and where to find me. I love that both the boys were willing to keep their mouths shut against their clan head, and father.

 

His face relaxed just a fraction. “It is good to see you,” he said. “I have been looking for you...I wanted to thank you.” His eyes briefly flashed to the genin. I’m guessing he wasn’t willing to say anymore because of their presence, but was also confused by them - even if he wasn’t willing to show it.

 

I rolled by eyes and smiled. “No sweat. Don’t worry about it.” I said, waving him off. “These are Hyuuga Neji and TenTen. I’m on babysitting duty for a few days.”

 

“I see...” he replied. Even though he clearly didn’t. “I wasn’t aware you were skilled with training genin.”

 

“Oh, I’m not. I’m just doing a favour for their sensei...I’m surprised they don’t hate me for wasting their time.”

 

“Sara-sensei! We would never think that!” TenTen exclaimed and Neji nodded silently. After a moment, she seemed to remember who was standing at the table. “I apologise for my outburst, Uchiha-sama!”

 

Fugaku gave a very small smirk, which was the equivalent to a grin on a normal person. “If you think that is an outburst, you haven’t spent enough time around Sara. I am no longer shocked by much.” He turned to me. “I was hoping I could speak to you at some point? In private?”

 

I sighed. Why’d he have to ask in front of the kids. Now I couldn’t say no...he knew what he was doing.

 

“Sure...I won’t be busy until late afternoon...or sometime tomorrow?”

 

He gave me a curt nod. “I would appreciate it. What time should I expect you?’

 

“Say four? I’ll meet you at your office. Still got your shogi set?”

 

“It’s a little dusty but never moved,” he said, smiling slightly. “Thank you. I look forward to seeing you later.”

 

He gave me a bow before leaving.

 

Neji and TenTen were silent. “Did Uchiha Fugaku just bow to you?” Neji said in awe.

 

Despite the awkward conversation later, and the obvious onslaught of questions from curious genin, I was mainly happy that the tension between Neji and me and TenTen was over. If I had to suffer some annoying questions, so be it.

 

“What? Like thats weird? Fugaku is a pussy cat, really.”

 

Both genin just looked like I told them the sky was orange. I shrugged.

 

“How about I tell you about the time I turned the Uchiha’s clothes pink?”

 


 

 

I left TenTen to her own studies today, and only visited Lee briefly - he was due another treatment so I couldn’t stay for long. I met Shikamaru at lunchtime, and he seemed excited to see me...and by that I meant he was actually walking at a normal pace, with no hands in his pockets.

 

“Where are we going?” He asked, as we walked through.

 

“My favourite place in Konoha - the library.” He groaned. “Oh shut it. You asked for this...and it’s either this or a training field.”

 

When we got there, I found managed to find us a table in one of the study rooms - that way we could talk as well as study. I grabbed a couple of scrolls and placed them in front of them.

 

“What are these?” He asked.

 

“Today’s plan. And homework.”

 

“Really? You know I have exams coming up in a few days, right?”

 

“You know I don’t have to be here, right?”

 

He clammed up and glared at me, opening the first scroll. It was a record of battle tactics and guerilla warfare used in the first shinobi war.

 

“Read that and tell me what you think.” I said.

 

He was a quick reader. I saw his eyes flickering over the writing, small frowns appearing every now and then. At some points he blinked several times, as though he had found a problem. After a few minutes he had finished.

 

“Well?” I asked.

 

“I don’t get it. What am I meant to say?” He asked.

 

“Is there anything that stands out? Anything good? Bad?”

 

“I guess larger attacks didn’t do so well? Loss of casualties. The generals that used brute force over strategy tended to have greater loses. The smaller attacking forces did best - more controlled but would frequently withdraw.”

 

“Good...now look into the successful battles. What did they all have in common?”

 

“I don’t know...they planned. Anticipated? They had a lot of information about their opponents.”

 

“Exactly. And the failed battles?”

 

“They didn’t have anything. They pretty much charged in.”

 

I smiled. “Now read the next scroll.”

 

We went like that for a couple of hours. The rest of the scrolls were similar, but didn’t just relate to battle. There was one describing a feud within a Daimyo’s household- nobles backstabbing and scheming, and another on the tactics used by samurai in Iron Country.

 

I was hoping to teach him the importance of knowing your enemy, but also refining your skills. The boy was smart, but he was still young. He had a match in the chuunin exams coming up, and right now he was set to lose. He didn’t want to train, and was going to try on rely on his natural ability to win, but also didn’t seem to care...which was all well and good, but he would get complacent.

 

I also didn’t get what Asuma was complaining about. He was such an easy person to teach. I didn’t need to spoon feed him - i just gave him information and let his mind deal with it as it wished.

 

Within the scrolls for him to take home, I also included some on body language...I asked him to read before I discussed the concept of mind fuckery. I guess he actually enjoyed our little session, because he didn’t complain much at all. In fact, he seemed more curious than anything else.

 

“Is that how you’re so good at Shogi? You read people?”

 

“Yes and no...But it helps to understand the person first. Take your father - he is calm and considers, but he also thinks too much. He has a very strategic mind, and will play multiple scenarios in his head first before committing. He is a difficult opponent. Then take others, like Fugaku - he takes more of an aggressive stance, and that easy to manoeuvre. Whereas others may be more defensive. You need to change your tactics for each opponent...you know, it’s not uncommon for me to lose the first few matches against someone to understand how they play.”

 

“Really? Why?”

 

“It lowers their guard, and then you can read them better. They’ll show their true nature in the game. They become predictable...and then you can squash them like bugs over and over again.”

 

“Huh.” He seemed interested in the notion.

 

“Now, come on. I think we’re done for today. I’ll walk you back.”

 


 

I walked him home before heading to the police station and changed my Appearance Modifier to that of a young teenage civilian girl and ran up to the desk.

 

“Excuse me policeman-san! I need to speak to Fugaku-sama!” I cried, fright written all over my face.

 

The Uchiha at the desk blinked a couple of times before speaking. “Sorry, but Fugaku-sama is a very busy man. Do you need help with anything?”

 

I started hitching my breaths, and started on the waterworks. “No! My mother said I should speak to Fugaku-sama only! It’s important and I’m scared and I...” I started sniffling, letting the tears roll down my cheeks. Everyone in the entrance way looked visibly distressed and the police officer I was speaking to looked panicked...people who didn’t have kids tended to react that way around crying children.

 

“I need to speak to him, please!” I pleaded.

 

I noticed one of them slip through the back. A few moments later an annoyed looking Fugaku came through.

 

“What is going on here?” He gruffed. He was in stern and scary mode.

 

“Are you Fugaku-sama? My mother says I need to speak to you!”

 

“Child, I don’t know what this is in regards to, but I assure you my officers are well equipped with dealing with your problem. Now, if you’ll excuse me-“

 

“But please! I don’t know what else to do...” I started sniffling again at looked at him with wide eyes.

 

He sighed. “You have five minutes. Then you will speak with the officers- acceptable?” He said.

 

I nodded, swallowing. He started walking without any further ado and I followed him into his office. He took a seat, and I activated a privacy and distortion seal.

 

“Wow. That was fun. You’re officers really need training on how to deal with kids. That was pathetic.”

 

He blinked. “Erena?”

 

“In the flesh!” I pulled my Appearance Modifier off. “Sorry about the theatrics but...yea, not sorry. Zero regrets and would repeat in a heartbeat.”

 

“You know you could have just walked in? The desk was aware I had a meeting due.”

 

“Nah, too obvious.”

 

He sighed. “You don’t make things easy, do you?”

 

I smiled. “Not in my nature...listen, is there a reason to this or is it just to appease some misdirected guilt? Because if it is, I can assure you I’m fine, and I have everything under control.”

 

“Erena...you have been away for over five years. If it was not for me-“

 

“Stop right there. It wasn’t your fault and never think that. There are only two people to blame, and one of them is me. I never looked back and thought badly of you...you were a father who was looking out for his son, and you were manipulated as much as I was. I won’t lie and tell you I like what I am doing, but I’ve made peace with it.”

 

He looked pained. “Don’t tell you have not suffered as a consequence of my actions...I have picked up enough from my son to know that is not the case.”

 

I shrugged. “Shit happens. And don’t tell me you would prefer it to happen to Itachi and not me? Trust me when I say that I don’t regret any single thing I did to save him from this. I’ve seen who he has become and it’s magnificent. You should be proud.”

 

“I am. And as should you.”

 

We sat in silence for a few moments. It was a bit surreal to have him acknowledge that I had any part in Itachi’s character. I’d played my part, but he was who he was regardless.

 

“How’s Sasuke?” I asked, in an attempt to change the subject.

 

He smiled slightly. “Well. He is more embarrassed that he let himself become a victim. The thought of him holding a piece of Orochimaru makes him feel incredibly uncomfortable...Another thing I have to thank you for. Do you suffer any consequences?”

 

I shrugged. “Just a need for extra nap times. But that could be more explained by genetics.”

 

He furrowed his brow in concern. “Are you certain?”

 

I nodded. “Yea. I got Jiraiya to look at the seal It seems stable so it’s alright.”

 

“If you are sure...perhaps you should seek a medic?”

 

I snorted. “If I went to see a medic every time I felt like I needed a doze, I’d more likely end up in the Psych ward.”

 

“Hn,” he replied.

 

“So, anything else fun to update me with? “

 

I stayed with him for another half an hour before leaving. We played a couple of games of shogi, and he gave me a basic update about the Uchiha and his children. He spoke about the village pleasantly...you would have never have thought less than ten years ago this man was planning a coup.

 

“How long will you remain here for?” He asked, as we geared to leave, and I replaced my Appearance Modifier.

 

“Until the exam finals. I cannot stay more than that.”

 

“But that is less than a week?” He frowned...or was that just his normal face? Sometimes I wasn’t sure.

 

I shrugged. “Dems the breaks.”

 

“Do you know when your assignment will end? When can you return?”

 

I gave him a sad smile. “Who knows...it’s not for lack of wanting to come back home, trust me. It’s...I don’t have the option.”

 

“But you have already given much information? Is your presence necessary.”

 

“Apparently... I tried to request to return once, but I was declined. I’m not stupid enough to try again. I’ve come to accept it.”

 

Long ago, not long after I had been marked with the cursed seal and my mental health was starting to decline I had asked Jiraiya to pass on a letter to the Sandaime. Within it, I pleaded to come back. I received a letter in reply stating I was not allowed, under any circumstance, as I may place Konoha in immediate danger from the Akatsuki...and that if I tried, I would be immediately declared a missing nin and a kill on sight notice for me would be placed in the bingo books. I never sent Sandaime any further letters.

 

“You should not think so negatively,” Fugaku said sadly.

 

“Well, as your son recently told me, I suck at being optimistic. Anyway - thanks for the chat. it was nice.”

 

“Will we do this again? Perhaps without the dramatics of a crying teenage girl?”

 

“Maybe? I’m kind busy. I won’t make promises I can’t keep.”

 

“I understand. But please know- I truly am sorry, and you have my eternal gratitude. If you ever need anything, it is yours.”

 

I smiled at him. “Good to know. Thank you.”

 


 

After a strategic nap, I went to the Nara’s again for dinner. Yoshino had prepared a lot of my favourite things, and Shikaku had managed to leave the office early - saying Itachi had taken over for the night gladly. Either he or Shisui must have told him about our reunion, as I had not seen him since the night at the hospital. Most of our conversation was jovial stories- apparently Chouji had been admitted to the hospital after overindulging at a buffet - Shikaku commented that if he was anything like his father, it wouldn’t be the last time.

 

Shikaku asked me about my time with Shikamaru, and I gave him the brief summary. He seemed surprised by my methods.

 

“I’m not sure what I was expecting, but I thought you’d take a more practical approach. Not just using old scrolls and textbooks.”

 

“Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it,” I replied, remembering an old quote.

 

“Oh, so you’re a philosopher now, too?” He chuckled.

 

“I’m just surprised you managed to get his head out of the clouds,” Yoshino said, smiling fondly at her son. He sulked into his chair, and I’m pretty sure I heard him mutter something or other with the word ‘troublesome.’

 

After a bit more time of annoying Shikamaru (it was beyond easy), I headed back to Gai’s apartment. And if Shisui was there again, he could go fuck himself.

 

Thankfully, he was absent when I got back. However Gai had returned.

 

“Oh, thank fuck,” I exclaimed, and jumped on top of him as he sat on the sofa. He caught me easily and grinned. “You can have your genin back. I’m tired and sleeping in tomorrow. Don’t even dream of waking me up!”

 

He laughed and kissed me. “It is good to see you too! Was their energy too much? They are truly paragons of Youth!”

 

“The only thing they are paragons of is destruction.”

 


 

Gai and I stayed up talking before going to bed. And as directed, he didn’t wake me up in the morning. I woke up feeling a little more refreshed. They were probably still in the training fields, but I was going to give them a miss today.

 

Instead, I showered and changed before heading to the ANBU head quarters. I donned a typical ANBU uniform (easily stolen), and placed on my modified chameleon tag. I sat in wait. I watched the entrance for hours until I got what I needed - a short ANBU kunoichi of my height. She left the facility, and I created a basic Appearance Modifier to the features I saw - I didn’t need to use her face so it look very little time. I also managed to manipulate a blank ANBU mask into hers, and placed it on, squashing my chakra deep so my signature was undetectable.

 

Then I just walked right into the building.

 

The thing about entering ANBU is that is shouldn’t be possible unless you were one of them. The ANBU tattoo was the only thing that served as an identifier, and it couldn’t be replicated...so it was a good thing I already had one.

 

I walked down the familiar corridors without a second glance and into the locked records room...nothing was locked for me these days, and I knew how to disable the alarms - I had helped make them. Once I was there, I quickly read the information I needed and got out.

 

Honestly. That was so easy it was painful.

 

After this, I went to the hospital to check something. I broke into the confidential records room. The file I wanted was heavily redacted (which was surprising for a hospital), but I could read between the lines.

 

Information at hand, I went to track down Kisame. I changed my modifier to one he had seen in the past but hadn’t seen in Konoha - a tiny elderly woman with a back problem. He always joked it was like seeing the future me (but not that I would make it to that age).

 

If you want to find a fish, look close to the water. I found him as he was exiting a bath house, looking very relaxed and still in my Appearance Modified - was he taking a liking to it, hmmm?

 

“Excuse me, young sir? Could you help me? I can’t seem to remember my way home,” I mumbled, frail and confused.

 

He snorted. “Sure...I’ll show you the path. Not saying I won’t push you down it!”

 

“Oh, so helpful!” I said, grabbing his arm and activating a privacy seal. “Enjoy your little bathtime? I hope you remembered your rubber duckie!”

 

He snorted. “I take it you got what we need?”

 

“Like it was hard,” I scoffed. “I found out his ANBU tag and rota. I reckon we could probably make a play tomorrow. He’s on in village duty, and I have his route. It won’t be hard to get him alone...turns out I have a personal beef against him.”

 

“You mean someone managed to piss you off? Shocking.”

 

“Why do people keep telling me I’m antisocial? I’m not...anyway..remember how I told you about the shinobi that broke into my house and stabbed me through the heart? Colour me surprised when I find out it was him.”

 

I was weaving a tall tale, but it was necessary for my plan. I didn’t often lie, but sometimes it was necessary.

 

“Why? That makes no sense.”

 

“The revenge mission you mentioned? Say hello to the target. It seems he took personal offence to my part in freeing the Mizukage from his genjutsu. He nearly killed me, and what does Konoha do? Take him and offer him a place back in the village...makes a girl feel appreciated, you know?”

 

Kisame growled. “I knew he was manipulating the Bijuu, but didn’t realise he was the one to target the Mizukage.”

 

“Seems even the Akatsuki have holes in their knowledge. Makes me wonder what else we don’t know about him, hm?”

 

“Not that it will matter much tomorrow...what is your plan?”

 

“Get his attention, single him out. Repay his sword through the chest with one of my own.”

 

He blinked, startled and then grinned. “Ho! Don’t tell me you’ve left your morality at the door! I’ve been waiting for this for years!”

 

“It’s personal,” I replied. “I trust you don’t get in the way?”

 

“Consider me a spectator.”

 


 

I met TenTen, then Shikamaru in the library again after my exploits. It was easier not having to go fetch them. TenTen complained about my lack of presence at training this morning - she also confessed that Neji told Gai about the incident yesterday, and they both suffered Gai’s version of punishment: spectacular speeches about Youth, embarrassment and lots and lots of physical training.

 

I was probably going to get the third degree later, but whatever.

 

After the library, I went back to the apartment. Gai wasn’t around, but I could wait. Time flies when you are having a nap.

 

I was woken up sometime later by Gai gently tapping my shoulder. I opened my eyes to smile at him.

 

“Oh, hey stranger,” I yawned.

 

“Ah, you are awake! I hope you had a productive day?!”

 

“Mmm...” I got up, stretching. “It was okay- you?”

 

“Very much! I must thank you for your efforts in watching them while I was away. I understand there were more problems than anticipated.”

 

I shrugged. “It’s fine. I could have stopped him, but I didn’t want to hurt him. I think he learned something from it.”

 

“Your Youthful endeavours do not go unappreciated!” He picked me up easily, and brought me up to his level to kiss me. I squealed, and wrapped my arms and legs around him.

 

“Oh?”

 

“Absolutely! And I will do my best to show you! Where would you like to go for dinner tonight? I will take you to wherever you please!”

 

“How about we just stay in?”

 


 

The day after was a fairly routine day - I joined Gai and the kids for practice (the final one before the exams), done the private tutoring sessions, napped then visited the Nara’s for a special meal for Shika before the exams...It was a new normal I could easily get used to. But I didn’t have that luxury.

 

At the end of the time, I told Shikaku I may not be able to return there after the exams, but I would try. He seemed withdrawn but accepted it. He told me he would speak to Yoshino and Shikamaru on my behalf, but didn’t want to upset Shika before tomorrow...I agreed.

 

In the evening, I spoke to Gai as we were cuddling on the couch.

 

“I need to leave,” I whispered.

 

“Oh? And what Youthful endeavours do you have planned?!”

 

“No, like, leave. Actually leave. The exams are tomorrow and then I need to leave Konoha...we both knew this was going to happen.”

 

He jumped up from the couch. “I do not believe you are correct. We have shown that it is possible for you to stay here...I am certain with my handsome face and the Power of Youth I can convince you to stay!”

 

I shook my head. “Not yet. But someday soon, I hope forever. If things fall into place...who knows...you may not even notice I am gone.”

 

I was hoping that with the Sandaime’s death it could open a door to allow be back. I still had to work on a way to leave the Akatsuki without incurring their wrath, but one thing at a time. Hell, even if I couldn’t leave but return periodically? I’d take it.

 

“Do not lie. I will notice your loss every day.”

 

“Then I make it my promise to do everything I can to return...or I’ll do five hundred push ups!” I tried to joke, but it fell flat. “But you need to know, when I meant i need to leave, I need to leave now. But I’m not going to say goodbye - because you’ll see me soon, okay?”

 

I asked him to speak to the others for me, the boys and the kids...I hated awkward goodbyes. He told me he’d speak to them after the exams. After what felt like forever, he finally let me leave the apartment and I felt hollow.

 

I met Kisame near the Kikyo castle, and he changed into his Akatsuki robes, complete with hat. This was his idea - he wanted to let ‘Tobi’ know exactly who had targeting him...and he said I was dramatic.

 

I activated my chameleon tag and crouched behind a side corner. Kisame lay in wait with his own Chameleon tag around from me,  awaiting my signal. I wore non-descript black clothing and cloak- not dissimilar to what I had in ROOT - my plan needed for him to recognise me.

 

Like clockwork, he arrived on the roof and took a stance on the high point to monitor. According to his route, he was to stay here for five minutes to observe before moving on. Normally, he’d be on outside missions, however a lot of the ANBU were kept close by with the Chuunin exams- due to the Alliances, there was a much higher influx of foreigners than normal, which increased the threat to the village...if only they knew.

 

“Tobi.” I said, as I deactivated the Chameleon Tag and came out of the shadow. He stiffened, on guard but relaxed slightly when he saw me.

 

Erena?” He hissed. “What are you doing here? I thought you were dead.”

 

I scoffed. “You would,” I sneered.

 

What? You’re not making any sense.” I couldn’t see his face but he sounded confused...of course I wasn’t making any sense. I couldn’t let Kisame know that we knew each other outwith of what I had told him.

 

“We’re here to show you what happens to traitors...and to return the favour.”

 

“What?”

 

Then suddenly, Kisame removed his tag and grabbed him tightly my the arms, holding him in place but angled. Obito looked at him, and took in his clothes. He must have known what it meant.

 

“You’re with them? Are you mad? What do you-“

 

“Goodbye, Tobi,” I said. I feigned a tremor in my hand, then pierced my tanto through the chest-just to his right side. In anyone else, it may have knicked his heart and important vessels, or at least cause him to bleed out into his lungs...but for Obito, his anatomy was different. From looking at his face alone, I knew that whatever changes made on him weren’t natural - they were too close to Danzo’s arm. His medical report didn’t explain everything exactly, but did confirm several of his internal organs and structures were different.

 

My blade should not be fatal - but Kisame didn’t know that.

 

Obito’s body sagged in Kisame’s hold. He let him go and he fell onto the ground. I bent down, under the guise of removing my tanto.

 

I didn’t know what would happen - would he still bleed? Would he still feel the pain at the same? From what I could see, there was some bleeding, and definitely pain, but not enough for him to fall unconscious. So I took a pre-prepared poisoned senbon and  stabbed his neck, so that Kisame couldn’t see.

 

It was nothing but a long acting sedative, and he would soon fall unconscious.

 

I whispered in his ear so faint that Kisame didn’t hear. “Tobi died so that Obito could live. Be safe. Stay within the village until I send word. I’m sorry.”

 

His breath hitched slightly, in what I presume was a reply, but it never came to anything as he passed out. I pulled out by tanto and cleaned it on my cloak before resheathing it.

 

“Stop!” He heard a shout.

 

This was the second phase of my plan. The route was due to be intercepted after Obito by another person on guard duty. My plan was for us to be gone and they would find Obito and take him to the hospital. But no. He had to arrive early. Fuck.

 

“This one is mine,” Kisame grinned, teeth on display. He turned to intercept him, removing the Samehada.

 

The new arrival was also knowledgable in Kenjutsu, but was still no match for Kisame. It took less than a minute for Kisame’s brute strength to over power him and his sword. Kisame was about to place a killing blow, when I released my killing intent.

 

“Stop!” I growled. And Kisame stopped in his tracks, turning to face me. “That’s enough. Where done here.”

 

My voice was cold and left no room for argument. Kisame scowled and looked like her was about to argue but relented and gave me one brief nod. It was clear he was displeased, but trusted me enough to comply.

 

As we had previously discussed, we reactivated our Chameleon tags and ran in opposite directions.

 

I didn’t receive any further resistance, and didn’t stop until I reached my destination. I reached the entrance to the abandoned ROOT facility and entered. I closed the door behind me, secured it and wept.

 



 

Interlude

 

“Any idea what this meeting is about?” Shisui asked Itachi, who shook his head in reply.

 

It was four in the morning, and an emergency meeting had been called. Everyone in command of village security, especially regarding the Chuunin exams, had been summoned. When they entered the meeting room in the tower, the room was buzzing.

 

The Hokage, ANBU Commander, Shikaku, Fugaku, Ibiki, a few higher up on-duty Jounin and several ANBU captains had been called. It looked like Itachi and Shisui were the last to arrive.

 

“Everyone, take a seat. There was an attack last night, and we believe there to be an ongoing and imminent threat to village security. The timing is suspicious, and we suspect the Chuunin exams may potentially be a target,” the Hokage said. The room was so silent you could drop a pin.

 

“Last night, two members of the terrorist organisation Akatsuki attacked and inflicted a mortal wound upon ANBU Otter. They were intercepted by Gekko Hayate, who was attacked by Hoshigaki Kisame -“

 

“Hoshigaki? How did Gekko leave with his life? He is the most sadistic and terrifying motherfucker I’ve ever encountered,” Ibiki said. Many people in the room murmured - for Ibiki to call someone sadistic? That was saying something.

 

“According to report, he was commanded to halt by his partner-“

 

“I’m sorry? Did you say partner? Who would have the power to stop Hoshigaki mid kill?”

 

“As I was saying,” the Hokage said pointedly, giving Ibiki a sour look. “He was commanded to stop, before the pair fled. Unfortunately, there is no trace of either, so it would be unwise to presume that they have fled the village. You must remain vigilant at all times and keep an eye out for any sign of the pair...it is also with much regret, that I must inform you that the identity Hoshigaki Kisame’s partner is Konoha nin Nakahara Erena. From this day onwards, she is to be declared an S-Rank missing nin.”

 

The room went silent, and atmosphere grew tense. Itachi didn’t know how to describe the feeling, but it was like his soul had left his body...he wasn’t willing to believe it, but then so many things made sense...and gave him many more questions. Why would she try and kill Obito? She had never killed anyone...ever. Had her time with the Akatsuki changed that? And what was she doing there?

 

Itachi looked to Shisui, who looked just as dumbfounded as he felt. Next, we saw the clear devastation on Shikaku’s face, and a blank look on his fathers.

 

“Unless you have further information, I will not take any questions until the end of the exams. Both Hoshigaki and Nakahara’s file will be distributed as you leave. Dismissed.”

 

Shikaku stormed out of the office and was the first out of the door. Fugaku was not far behind him. Neither of them took the files offered and disappeared.

 

“Itachi, I want a word, please,” the Hokage commanded. “Let’s go to my office.”

Notes:

That was such a hard chapter to write - I rewrote parts of it over and over.

The next one is going to be a peach...

Just to explain, I know Kisames info on Obito is not correct, but that is what he was told by Nagato, and what Nagato now believes. Due to Zetsu, Nagato is still continuing with the Eye of the Moon Plan.
In this story, Tobi didn’t recruit Kisame, so he didn’t actually meet him (this will be explained later). The only one who really knows about Obito is Zetsu, and he’s not about to stir things that may interrupt his goals.

Chapter 42: Nightfall arc: part 9

Notes:

So many lovely reviews for the last chapter!

And yes, Hiruzen is a grade-A knob.
Self pity, narcissism and ignorance are dangerous things to put together.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Staying in the ROOT facility was jarring. It was eerily quiet, and the halls seemed haunted. If I believed in ghosts, I would have probably expected Danzo’s ghost to be appearing around the corner, probably demanding a shogi match.

 

I went to my old room, which had been completely emptied. Some areas in the facility still had filing cabinets or tables, but this had been completely stripped. I huddled myself in a corner and tried to sleep but I was unsuccessful. I had silent tremors and couldn’t settle. A few times I had to run to the bathroom to vomit.

 

I had stabbed Obito in the chest. And not only had I been caught, but the Shinobi had seen my face. Any hope of running back to Gai now was squashed and I had thoroughly fucked up. I thought I had been careful enough, but one ninja ahead of his patrol times and then you’re done. I’m sure there was a way to salvage this, but I didn’t know what it was.

 

Either way, I still had to carry out my main task tomorrow - if Orochimaru’s invasion was still happening. I hadn’t noticed him at all during my stay, except for his designs on Sasuke, but admittedly I had been distracted. Maybe if I hadn’t gotten wrapped up in my own happiness I would have noticed him? Not that it didn’t matter much in the grand scheme of things.

 

I got up and pulled myself together when it was time to go. I still needed to get access to the stadium, as it was there that Orochimaru would likely strike. If able, I was to meet Kisame there - if his cover was blown he would remain on the village outskirts until the attack. He was staying at a lesser known old ROOT outpost that was used primarily for supply storage - he could easily follow the tunnels into the village without detection.

 

I altered my teenage girl Appearance Modifier tag - I couldn’t be bothered making a new one, and I only needed to change a few features. I placed it, and changed into civilian clothes kept in a storage seal before heading off.

 

The village was a flurry of excitement and activity. People were in high spirits and excited about todays events. It was the complete opposite of what I was feeling inside. I saw some playful bantering between two chuunin from Konoha and Suna about who would win the tournament.

 

As I neared the stadium, I saw that there was an obvious increase in security - civilians were unlikely to notice but shinobi would. Where most of the tournament security would normally be manned by the Police force, there were several Jounin and Chuunin on duty also, inspecting the crowds. I also noticed that a majority of the Uchiha also had their Sharingan activated.

 

I started skipping jovially and found a civilian family that were chattering away and distracted. They also had a teenage daughter, so I fell into step beside her. She noticed my sudden arrival, but I smiled and complimented her dress, asking where she had gotten it. She took the compliment with obvious delight, and started talking about it, and other dresses, and hairstyles...I walked with the family and past the guards without getting even a second glance. When we were safely inside, I thanked her for the information and left to find a seat.

 

I aimed for a mid level seat with good exit points and a view of the main arena. I adopted a silly but happy face, looking around frequently as though I was waiting on my family arriving. Eventually people sat next to me and I stopped my act. As far as people knew, these were who I was waiting for.

 

The first fight was set to be Neji against Naruto...which would be an interesting one. On one side, you had a prodigious Hyuuga, and on the other: a Jinchuriki. I didn’t want to call the match - for starters, Neji had showed he still had anger management issues. If he lost himself in his rage, he was screwed. And on the other side, Naruto was Minato’s son and was practically a nuclear bomb...but was known to be a loose cannon at the best of times. Thank god he was such a positive person because damn, otherwise Konoha be fucked.

 

I found where the rest of the genin were sitting, and then followed to find the jounin sensei. Gai looked unphased and jovial as normal. I could see him irritating the people around him and it made me smile. I’m guessing the events of the evening had not reached him yet - and of that I was glad.

 

Next the VIP box entered. The Kage and high ranking officials took their seats. I noticed Itachi in the seating area below looking tense and eyes flicking through the crowd...ah...Gai might not know, but Itachi certainly did. I also noticed an absent Shikaku and Fugaku - I guessed they were sitting with their families?

 

I tried not to dwell on Itachi and looked back on the Kages - Hiruzen and Rasa were sitting and talking. From a glance it looked friendly enough, but there was something off in Rasa’s features. Every so often his face would flicker, and you could see a hint of contempt in his face. His body language was also off - I had been in his presence enough time to know his usual cues and that was not it.

 

Rasa wasn’t Rasa. Which could mean...

 

Oh, you devious bastard. I knew Orochimaru was one of the first infiltration experts - a lot of my initial training in ROOT was based on his exploits. I took what he did and refined it. Now, it seemed he was going back to his roots - except he was flawed in his execution. It was good, but you could make him if you looked hard enough.

 

And knowing Orochimaru, that also meant Rasa was dead.

 

I’m guessing this was his plan all along - it would give him access to Gaara, and Hiruzen, above suspicion. My only concern now was when he had done this...had he done it with enough time to crack my extra seal on Gaara? Or had I ruined his plans? Unfortunately for me, I had no way of checking. I was going to have to let it play out.

 

Without too much ado, there were some short speeches on unity and alliances and the potential of future generations (seriously, do they think anyone cares?), before the matches began. Fuck me sideways, the proctor was the shinobi from the night before - if his bags under his eyes were anything to go by, he was as tired as me.

 

Neji and Naruto entered the arena. There was a lot of talking, but it was inaudible from my height. I could see Neji’s expression, though, and it looked thunderous. Oh crap. I’m guessing Naruto knew how to push his buttons...I had learned that Neji’s previous fight had been against his cousin, Hinata. During which, he thoroughly humiliated her. Apparently she had left the pitch in near tears. Gai had told me about the Unyouthful events, and had hoped to beat it out of him utilising the Power of Youth and Love...I loved him but sometimes the man was an idiot.

 

The fight began, and it was clear that Neji was the more skilled of the two. He was utilising his clans techniques flawlessly. Against anyone but Naruto, the would have won easily. But Naruto was clearly as stubborn as I was...Naruto continued to aggravate him, which pushed Neji to use one of his clans more heavily guarded techniques. I didn’t know much about it, but I knew it was a cracker. Naruto fell to the floor and the match looked done...until a faint glow was seen and Naruto stood up again.

 

Neji and all of the other Hyuuga, and various other Konoha nin, looked shocked. I’m guessing being able to stand afterwards wasn’t a thing. I was more interested in the obvious slight leakage of the Kyuubi’s chakra...did that mean that Naruto was on his way to harnessing it? Because that would be fucking dope. I really wished I could just find Killer B and set him on Naruto...actually no, that’s a really bad idea. I could not imagine a more annoying duo. I will forget that idea immediately for the sake of everyone’s sanity.

 

And after than, Neji was done. I felt sorry for him, but he needed to control himself better. Despite his skill - which was clearly above that of even most Chuunin - he mentally was not ready.

 

The crowds were a chatter for the anticipated the next fight between Gaara and Sasuke, but there was a change of plans. Apparently Sasuke and his sensei were late...goddamn Kakashi and his fucking lateness. I briefly glanced at Itachi and saw clear irritation - I’m guessing Kakashi would get it in the neck later.

 

So, next came Suna’s puppet master and the Aburame. In all honesty, I’d never paid much attention to the Aburame clan before. It may sound bad but the bugs freak me out? Hell, I lived in an underground facility for years and you think i’d be fine with all manner of creepy crawlies but nope. They made me shiver and squirm. I still remember the first time I asked Gai to save me from a spider - I thought he was going to wet himself with laughter.

 

To my surprise, and clearly everyone else’s, the Aburame won. I mentally took note - this one was one to watch in future.

 

And now Shikamaru...god, I hoped he won. He sauntered onto the field giving the appearance of giving zero fucks, but I could see a slight tension in his hand. He was nervous.

 

His opponent started with a onslaught of wind based attacks, and the match looked set. To the outside, he wasn’t even fighting back..losing and badly. To me, he was a manipulative bastard and I was so proud. I saw what he was doing and I smiled. Once she was in position, he used his shadow technique and pinned her in place. It was a clear win.

 

But, as he continued to hold her, I saw a flicker of something cross his face. Understanding, maybe. A second later he forfeited.

 

The crowd was a mumble of murmurs and disbelief. Shikamaru then walked up to Temari and said something, before shaking her hand. They nodded to each other before walking off the field together.

 

Fuck me. A strategist and a politician.

 

Whatever he did there, he had given it a good amount of thought. That was a political move through and through. By creating a friend in the Kazekage’s daughter and future heavy weight political figure, he had just strengthened the alliance between Suna and Konoha...and it wasn’t something I would have even thought of. I would have pummelled her into the ground.

 

He just outfoxed me. Huh.

 

I even saw Itachi take interest in the move. He was certainly going to be keeping an eye on Shikamaru from now on.

 

Ah, and now Kakashi appears. He said something to the protector before strolling to the side and beside Gai. I watched the two of them converse in faint whispers...whatever Kakashi was saying, Gai was not a fan. His hands tensed and his jaw clenched. I saw Kakashi try and give him a reassuring touch on the back but Gai didn’t even acknowledge it...I guess the cat was out of the bag. They continued to exchange a few words until the match started.

 

The fight between Gaara and Sasuke was so unbalanced it wasn’t even funny. Sasuke was good, and had clearly been training with his father and his brother, but Gaara was something else. The control he had over his sand was outstanding. Sasuke did throw out some very impressive ninjutsu, but Gaara had a great defensive technique. Then, surprisingly, Sasuke pulled out a Chidori...Kakashi, you devious bastard. Itachi also looked surprised.

 

Sasuke managed to break Gaaras defence, and injure Gaara. It was a bloody affair, but not a mortal injury, and Sasuke was the clear winner. Gaara must have admitted the fact, as the match was called and medics rushed.

 

I glanced to Itachi and he looked on at Sasuke with pride and a faint smile...at least something good came of today.

 

But from above him, there was a clear change in ‘Rasa’s’ demeanour. He looked annoyed...on the verge of rage. I’m guessing others may have seen it as the anger from a father who just watched their son get injured...but this was not it.

 

This was the anger of a man whose plans had just been ruined.

 

Then, out of no where, feathers started to fall from the sky. I wasn’t born yesterday, and saw the genjutsu coming, and readied myself. I saw civilians fall down, going asleep all around me. I leaned onto the railing to watch but didn’t otherwise move.

Several things happened all at once...Oto nin appeared and started attacking the shinobi who were not affected by the genjutsu, and Itachi jumped down the the arena by Sasuke. I heard a crash from outside the arena at the village walls. Once Itachi moved, a smoke filled the Kage’s box, and a moment later the Kazekage and Hokage were in the air - the Kazekage appeared to have the Hokage in some kind of hold, and were moving to the roof of a building...which was sealed by a barrier.

 

Showtime.

 

I stood up and jumped out of the arena, moving to a vantage point another roof to watch the fight between the Sandaime and Orochimaru. Thankfully, everyone was concentrating on their fights so didn’t notice a random girl move around.

 

From my area I saw more destruction...Orochimaru must have summoned one of his larger snakes and it was having fun destroying the village walls...Further Oto nin were causing various problems.

 

I expected the battle to die down quick. The Oto were outnumbered and outmatched. They didn’t stand a chance. I could already see some running away - my guess is that they were nothing but a distraction.

 

“Erena...I know it’s you. You can remove your tag now.”

 

Itachi appeared next to me. He sounded too calm for what was happening around him.

 

“Oh, hey, Itachi? How’s it going? You here to see the sights, too? I wish I’d brought some popcorn with me, but what you gonna do?” I shrugged and removed my Appearance Modifier. If he could play an act around me, then I’d repay the favour. I was horrible nervous around him but I tried not to show it.

 

“What are you doing?” He asked quietly, taking a step towards me.

 

“Just enjoying the entertainment,” I cocked by head playfully. “I hear there are going to be fireworks...a bit stupid for daylight hours but to each their own!” I gave him a tight smile.

 

“Erena...what happened to you? What have you done?” He sounded sad.

 

“So many things, Itachi. So many things,” I replied with a sigh.

 

“The Sandaime told me about your choice to spy on the Akatsuki.” I snapped my head towards him.

 

“Choice?” I said, surprised.

 

“He said how you changed after Orochimaru’s seal...that you no longer hold any loyalty to Konoha. He suspected you to be a double agent.”

 

What the fuck? “What are you talking about? The seal has nothing to do with this. What kind of drivel has Hizuzen been spouting?”

 

“But then how do you explain your attempt on Obito’s life last night?” He sounded tired. “You have never taken a life...it was one of the most resolute things about you. But now? Only a fundamental change to you could explain that.”

 

“Itachi...I haven’t changed. I am who I always was.”

 

“So you are loyal to Konoha?”

 

I paused. “I am loyal to you,” I replied. Konoha was nothing but walls to me, but the people made it my home.

 

“Then show me - the Sandaime is struggling. Help us take down the barrier.”

 

I stilled and stared at him. Out of everything, this was one of the only things I could not and would not do. Fuck the Akatsuki mission...the two people I needed out of my life were in there. I wouldn’t normally advocate death, but I was done with them. Just like Danzo, I would feel no remorse.

 

“No,” I said.

 

“What? You can’t?”

 

“I won’t,” I said, my voice cold and face blank. I felt like I was back at ROOT. I could crumble any moment and needed to detach myself.

 

“I will not assist. And I will not interfere.”

 

He blinked.

 

“You knew about this all along, didn’t you?”

 

“It was known,” I replied, still trying to remain unfeeling.

 

“And you didn’t tell us? How could you? By omission, you are responsible for everything here! Are you in partnership with Orochimaru?”

 

“Of course not, how could you ask such a thing?”

 

“I know you can break the barrier but you won’t. Why do you help him?”

 

“I’m not. If he were to die in this fight I’d throw a goddamn party.”

 

“And the Hokage?”

 

I paused. “The same sentiment applies.”

 

He growled at me. It was about as close to rage as you could get in Itachi. “Hiruzen was right about you.”

 

“Explain,” I said, eyes narrowing.

 

“This morning we talked. He knew you were in the village after you helped Sasuke, but left you out of a favour for me, for the help you gave...He told me of his greatest regrets. They guilt and sorrow he had due to Orochimaru and Danzo. He let his feelings and bonds cloud his judgements, and because of it the village suffered. I won’t make the same mistake.”

 

“What are you saying?”

 

“He said you were a loose cannon. That Danzo had broken you, and Orochimaru’s seal had tainted you - you were selfish and uncontrollable. He told me I should be careful around you. That I can never trust you - and now I see he was right.”

 

“You would trust the Hokage over me?” I hissed. “I have never lied to you. I can say with absolute conviction he cannot boast the same.”

 

“That doesn’t matter! Can’t you see what you are doing? By letting the Hokage battle Orochimaru? He cannot survive this.”

 

I stood for a second and looked to the barrier. Things were heating up - there were opened coffins and trees sprouting out of no where, which couldn’t mean anything good.

 

“Maybe he doesn’t deserve to survive.”

 

Itachi snapped, and a second later he made an effortless lunge for me. He sent fire ninjutsu to either side of me to trap me, and came forward to strike. I blocked easily, even if I did feel something crack - considering my bones were almost back to normal, that meant he hit me with some force. I looked up to him in question. I made eye contact with him, and saw his Mangekyou eyes.

 

Suddenly, chakra flooded my system and my vision swam before I appeared in another place. It looked like my old home? The one I shared with my mother and father. I looked around, confused. “What?”

 

“Welcome to the Tsukuyomi,” I heard Itachi’s voice. ”This is your worst nightmare...what you fear of becoming...it is what you will become if you continue down your path...as you live it here, can you allow yourself to become this? Or will you avoid this reality?”

 

Things panned and I saw my mother and father...alive and happy, they were in the kitchen, preparing a meal, my father annoying my mother by removing everything she was putting in the pot with his bare hands. I smiled. “Kaa-san? Tou-san?”

 

Then suddenly, I was behind them, and drove a Tanto into their backs, one after the other. They fell to the floor, dead.

 

I dropped the tanto in my hand and looked to find blood marring my fingers.

 

“But...I didn’t...”

 

I looked down and saw I was wearing my old ROOT uniform, the one I hand worn or seen in years.

 

Gai walked into the kitchen, but before I knew what was happening, I spun forward and sliced his throat with a kunai. He fell directly only me, blood spraying onto my face.

 

“No...no. No! NO!”

 

The scene changed, and then I was in the Nara household. Shikaku and Shikamaru were playing shogi, while Yoshino was reading a novel. I felt my body reach forward and cut Yoshino’s throat from behind with my tanto. Before Shikamaru and Shikaku could react, I sent shiruken into their chests. They lay on the floor gasping for breath before I stalked over, grabbed their hair and sliced their throats as well.

 

“I’m not...I’m not doing this!”

 

The scene shifted again, this time I was with Itachi and Shisui. We were by the Naka river having a picnic. They were both carefree and relaxed. Until I drove my sword into Itachi’s chest. After this, I lunged for Shisui. He appeared panicked but didn’t fight back. I held him down, and with my bare hand, reached and grabbed his right eye and pulled.

 

I screamed.

 

Then a second later I found myself in my old house again, with my parents cooking.

 

The scenes repeated over and over and over again.

 



 

Interlude

 

The Hokage was dead. He had died in battle, trying to defeat Orochimaru. While he managed to wound him, Orochimaru still survived.

 

The damage to the village largely consisted of structural issues that could be easily repaired. Due to the low levels of enemy fighters compared to the home shinobi, casualties were minimal.

 

Several genin had gotten injured in pursuit of escaping Oto nin but were accounted for, even if some in hospital. Only three chuunin had died, and one jounin. There were no civilian deaths reported...as far as an invasion went, there couldn’t be a better outcome.

 

But yet Itachi felt like his world had crumbled.

 

He sat in the Hokage’s chair, mountains of paperwork around him but couldn’t concentrate. After the Sandaime was declared dead, he was immediately elected as interim Hokage, however had been sworn into the post officially two days after.

 

While is was his goal, he never expected it to be like this. He expected his friends and family by his side, and yet he was alone.

 

After the battle, Erena had been moved to a secure T and I hospital ward and placed in a stasis seal until he could figure out what to do with her - when she woke up, he was worried she would try and flee. Using her time altering seals, she could easily escape without a fight and Itachi couldn’t allow that.

 

He had kept her presence a secret, except from the ANBU guarding her. The ward was closed off, and no one knew she was there.

 

After the initial post-battle excitement and the immediate concerns were dealt with, he had been approached by Shikaku and his father. They didn’t say anything except placed a file in front of him. He looked at them confused until his father spoke.

 

“Years ago I was approached by Hiruzen. He informed me of his plans to have you join the Akatsuki.” Itachi’s brows rose in surprise. “But, I was a selfish man and a father, and so I approached someone to resolve my problem. Someone who had previously shown their utmost dedication in keeping my family safe. They agreed and took the mission themselves.”

 

“Erena?” Itachi whispered.

 

“But we were fools. Hiruzen never had any intention of you leaving Konoha. It was all a ruse to get Erena to take it. She was manipulated, blackmailed and threatened into taking the mission.”

 

Shikaku cleared his throat. “I suspected there was some foul play in her disappearance. She was happy and then she was gone. She wouldn’t have left without informing someone...she was secretive but for none of us to know anything was wrong. The last time something like this happened Danzo was involved...I approached Hiruzen to inform him of my suspicions of underhanded work, but I was told to cease all investigations under threat, for me and my family. From then I knew he was involved, but he had me watched.”

 

“But...it doesn’t make any sense. Why?”

 

“He saw her as a threat. She continually undermined his authority and showed clear disrespect. More than once she threatened to use her skills to overthrow him. In all honestly, I suspect it was only a matter of time before she did. He wanted her gone. I suspect he would have declared her a missing nin long ago, but never had reason.”

 

“But why Akatsuki?”

 

“He may not have liked her, and even feared her in some way...but he respected her skills. He wanted information and she could get it. She wouldn’t have gone on his orders alone, so he manipulated the situation and gave her no choice. She would do anything to protect those she cared about, and he knew it.”

 

“But...he told me it was her idea? Her choice to stay.”

 

Both of the other men exchanged looks. “You knew?” Fugaku asked, surprised.

 

“I knew she was part of a dangerous organisation, likely a deep cover mission. We figured that out months ago. Erena would not divulge anything else, and became nervous when we tried to approach it...Hiruzen told me she approached him. It was her idea to join, and that she remained part of them longer than intended. He suspected she was a true traitor to Konoha, and was playing as a double agent.”

 

“That is ridiculous!” Shikaku exclaimed.

 

“I am inclined to agree. She may have turned against Hiruzen, but not Konoha. Read the file...it is a combination of work Shikaku has prepared during the years, and Hiruzen’s own. During the invasion, I broke into the office and found Hiruzen’s personal file on Erena...he locked it away under a genjutsu, but he was not thorough. Shikaku knew the likely areas to place it, and it was easily detectable with my Sharingan.”

 

Itachi did as he was instructed. The file was large. It started with her Academy scores (mediocre to extraordinary overnight), then her ROOT file - he knew some of her exploits, but reading the full report on her time there was harrowing. Next came her mission reports, psychiatric reports (likely unknowingly copied from Inoichi), and finally her deep cover mission. His mention of her ‘mission acceptance upon using appropriate persuasion’ knocked him slightly - it fit in with the others story. Hiruzen had recorded nearly every correspondence - from character profiles, to missions to movements. The only thing that wasn’t included was the Akatsuki bases locations.

 

Then he found a letter, carefully handwritten and addressed to Hiruzen...it broke his heart. She was pleading for her to return back to Konoha. There was a red stamp at the bottom stating ‘denied’.

 

After this, the correspondence became scarce. There were still communications, but less informative. Notes from Jiraiya about his concern for her mental health and developing alcohol dependence were present, as well as a recommendation to withdraw her from the role.

 

And then came some of Shikaku’s work. Reports of changes in governments, businesses and villages that could not have been explained without external influence - but no proof. Rumours of a changeling moving throughout the nations - stealing identities and infiltrating bases and gangs. Attacks on kidnappers and rapists - non lethal but had left an everlasting impact.

 

She had been around, that’s for certain. But nothing screamed reckless or showed any danger to Konoha.

 

“But what about Obito?” Itachi asked. Fugaku frowned.

 

“He is alive. The wound was non lethal - all major organs missed. He will likely wake up soon.”

 

“But how? She stabbed him in the centre of his chest.”

 

“Obito has a...unique anatomy.”

 

“And Erena must have known...” Itachi concluded. “From these reports, she was never the aggressor - her partner did the dirty work when necessary. Targeting Obito was clearly an assassination mission, so why wouldn’t he do it...she must have convinced him to let her do it. And knew where to strike.”

 

“That was also my conclusion,” Shikaku said.

 

“And the Sandaime...she couldn’t return with him still here...of course...” Itachi sat back from the desk. “What have I done?”

 

Fugaku and Shikaku stilled, faces blank. “What do you mean?” His father asked.

 

“I blindly trusted the Hokage. He gave me so many answers that made sense. So I confronted Erena during the invasion. She refused to bring down the barrier around Hiruzen and Orochimaru, and I took that as confirmation of her loyalties.”

 

Shikaku’s eyes went wide. “What did you-“

 

“She isn’t dead...but I caught her in a genjutsu...a strong mental attack. I wanted to show her consequences of her actions and i...” Itachi trailed off, unable to describe. He has designed it in a moment of rage and betrayal.

 

“The Tsukuyomi?” Fugaku asked, and Itachi nodded. “What did you show her?”

 

“Her attacking her friends and family...with the path I thought she was on, I thought it would scare her into stopping. She had already hurt Obito, and shown little regard to village safety - she knew about Orochimaru’s attack. I thought she was close to becoming a danger to everyone.”

 

“Where is she?” Shikaku growled.

 

“She’s in T and I,” Itachi said.

 

Shikaku leapt from his seat while Fugaku and Itachi followed. When they arrived at the ward, Itachi motioned to the ANBU to allow them inside.

 

They found Erena on a bed, looking asleep. Peaceful.

 

“Why is she still unconscious?” Shikaku asked, crouching at the side of her bed.

 

“She’s under a stasis seal.”

 

“Remove it.”

 

“Perhaps we should move her first? I cannot imagine she would take too kindly to waking up in T and I,” Fugaku said. “She has not had the best experiences here.”

 

“She may run as soon as she is conscious. At least here, we can stop her before we talk with her,” Itachi countered. “That is why I have not moved her yet.”

 

“I want her out of T and I,” Shikaku said. “I don’t care where you put her. She is not a prisoner.”

 

Itachi sighed. “We will move her to a secure hospital room.”

 

They moved her immediately. Once she was there, the stasis tag was removed but she still didn’t wake. Shikaku requested that Yumi became her personal healer to check her over.

 

During the examination, he became a little flustered but said nothing until the end. “I can confirm her unconsciousness is not physical, but likely mental. That being said, I wish to place her under careful monitoring.”

 

“Is there something wrong?”

 

“No,” he snapped, but too quick. “She is in perfect physical health considering...but who knows what complications may arise.”

 

After this Itachi informed Shisui, Gai and Kakashi of the events. Gai rushed immediately to Erena’s side, and Kakashi kept quiet. Shisui, however, was very open in his ire with Itachi...he never realised there were for many ways of calling someone an idiot. He left Itachi’s new office and hadn’t spoken to Itachi since.

 

And now Itachi was officially Hokage, with the trust of the village, but not the trust of those closest to him. He felt like a fraud.

 

He stared at the paperwork one final time before calling it a day. It could wait until tomorrow. He got up to leave, when a chuunin came running into the room.

 

“Hokage-sama!” He called. Itachi still wasn’t used to that yet. “You’ll never believe it! Senju Tsunade just walked through the gates!”

 

“What?” He said. “You’re certain?”

 

He nodded vigourously. “Yes, Hokage-sama! And she said we’ve to send for you at once?”

 

Itachi shook his head in shock, but nodded in reply before heading over. He had heard stories of Tsunade through the years. She was one of the most skilled shinobi to exist, but also one of the most damaged...Itachi now saw how that usually went hand in hand.

 

He had never expected to ever see her, far less enter Konoha.

 

When he entered the hospital, it was a flurry of excitement. It seemed all sense of professionalism had gone out of the window. It stilled once people noticed his presence.

 

“Itachi, this way,” Yumi found him and directed him inwards. Itachi followed him into a large examination room, where he found the cause of excitement.

 

Senju Tsunade was imposing. She was beautiful, but did not come across as approachable in the slightest. She was leaning across a work space, arms crossed and looking incredibly annoyed.

 

Within the room also stood a nervous looking brunette kunoichi, Jiraiya, and Yumi.

 

“This him?” Tsunade said to Jiraiya, pointing her thumb at Itachi. “Not much to look at, are you? You sure you’re the new Hokage?”

 

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Senju-sama. To what do we owe the unexpected visit?” Itachi asked, trying to hide his confusion.

 

“I’m guessing they voted you in based on your manners then,” she snorted. “Alright, on the table, top off, and lie back. I don’t have all day.”

 

“Excuse me?” Itachi bristled.

 

Jiraiya sighed and rubbed his head. “Tsunade received a letter requesting her assistance in resolving a medical problem of yours.”

 

“What?” Itachi hissed. No one knew about it, except a handful of healers and his parents. He first started showing signs a few years ago - they were subtle but consistent. First a mild cough, although it persisted. When he coughed up blood, he finally sought a healer. They found a problem with his lungs, but could not determine the cause or cure it. He was on medication to suppress the signs, and healing sessions at the hospital, but they said there was nothing more they could do. They suspected he would deteriorate severely within the next five to ten years.

 

“It was Erena,” Yumi confessed, looking strained. “She realised something was going on not long after she arrived in Konoha.”

 

“Erena is remarkably perceptive,” Itachi said sadly. It was a pity he was not.

 

“Perceptive or not, the brat has the gall to call in a favour and drag my ass back here. I don’t even care if she’s a great drinking buddy or cleared my debt, I’m going to kick her ass when I see her. Now, hurry up - after you I’ve got some genin brat to deal with. The sooner I can get out of here the better.”

 

“Genin? Who?” Jiraiya asked, confused.

 

Tsunade grunted. “Some idiot with a complicated broken leg. As long as the leg is still attached, I can fix it. Although by her accounts, I’ll be lucky if that is still the case.”

 

Tsunade gave Itachi a final nod to sit down.

 

He was in a daze as he removed his top layers. Erena had done this? Any and all guilt he previously felt was doubled. How could he ever doubt her? She had always protected him and looked out for him, but now she was unconscious in the hospital after he inflicted one of his ultimate attacks on her. She deserved none of it. She deserved nothing that had ever happened to her. Itachi was no better than the others.

 

He stayed silent as Tsunade concentrated.

 

“I cannot heal you,” she said finally, as she stopped.

 

Itachi was not disappointed, he didn’t deserve to be healed.

 

“I understand. I thank you for your consideration.” Itachi said and he bowed to her.

 

“I cannot heal you, but we can treat it,” she said, and Itachi’s eyes widened. “It is not an injury. You have an auto-immune condition. Effectively, your bodies own natural defences are attacking itself - causing the vessels in your lungs to become damaged and microscopic bleeds occurring throughout the area. Left untreated, it would have developed into more severe haemorrhage, or could effect other major organs. Eventually causing you to drown in your own blood, or even have a heart attack...a grim end for a shinobi.”

 

“But what can be done?” He asked. “If it is my own body, how can it be cured?”

 

“Medications to suppress your immune system,” she said. “Easily accessible but lifelong. As long as you are managed properly, there is no reason for you not to live a full life.”

 

Itachi was floored.

 

“I’ll leave my recommendations with Yumi over here...now, where is that idiot genin?”

 

“Depends...there’s more than one here at the moment...” Yumi explained as they walked away.

 

Itachi stayed in place while the others left to walk out the door. After years of thinking he had a shortened lifespan, he now had a full life ahead. He had plans for everything he wanted to accomplish as Hokage, and thought he had no time to do them. Now he could do everything he wanted.

 

But first he had to right his wrongs.

 

“Wait!” He called. “What about Erena?”

 

Tsunade stopped at the door. “What about the brat?”

 

“Will you look at her? She is in the hospital. She’s been unconscious for days after a mental attack. It’s not physical but-“

 

“Just stop. Take me to her.”

 

Yumi guided them through the hospital and into the room. As soon as he opened the door he stopped in his tracks.

 

“What the fuck?” He said, eyes wide and searching.

 

“What is the matter?” Itachi asked.

 

“She’s gone.”


 

An hour later they got their answer.

 

Hoshigaki Kisame was found just outside of Konoha’s walls...carrying an unconscious Erena. Sarutobi Asuma and Yumi Kurenai attempted to intercept, however they were easily overcame. They were restricted on their attacks due to the girl in his possession.

 

Kakashi and Gai soon joined - despite having an unconscious girl on his back, Hoshigaki fought viciously, and nearly fully drained Kakashi of chakra. Gai continued on, even going as far as opening the Gates - he managed to open the third Gate before being knocked unconscious.

 

After that Hoshigaki fled and there was no sign of him since.

 

“Based on reports, Hoshigaki is fiercely protective of Erena. She was likely taken as an attempt to liberate, rather than any malicious reasoning,” Jiraiya attempted to argue.

 

“That doesn’t matter! She’s still out there! She should be here!” Shisui shouted.

 

Itachi had called Jiraiya, Shikaku, Shisui and his father in for a meeting to discuss the situation while Gai and Kakashi were unconscious in the hospital. So far they had gotten no where. Shisui was ready to run after them now, but everyone agreed it was imperative to discuss.

 

“I agree, Shisui, but running around aimlessly will not help us now. We need to know where to look,” Shikaku said. “Did she ever give any indication as to the Akatsuki location?”

 

Jiraiya shook his head. “Never. She guarded it well, said it was too dangerous to divulge. All I can tell you is it’s likely west of Fire nation...but that’s it.”

 

“That doesn’t help us,” Itachi said. “And did she have any other places she would frequent? Favourite areas?”

 

Jiraiya snorted. “Bars? I never met her in the same one twice. I usually found her around the fringes of Fire, and occasionally Cloud.”

 

“And did she have any other contacts?”

 

“The girl has a whole network under her thumb. But locating anyone would be impossible. She covers her tracks well.”

 

“Wait!” Shisui said, snapping his fingers. “There was that place she told Gai about, if we needed to contact her...where was it again?”

 

Itachi brightened. “Senotakaiki.”

 

“That’s it! We should go there?”

 

“What is this place?” Shikaku asked.

 

“Erena told Gai there is a place in the Senotakaiki area where we may leave messages for her, undetected. She set up a method to ensure it would be impossible to intercept.”

 

“And that is what you aim to do? You forget, she is still unconscious. We don’t know when she will be able to get it. Or even if that messaging system is still active,” Shikaku argued. Itachi sighed.

 

“I know, but it’s the only idea we have.”

 

The men went silent.

 

“I say we do it. We have nothing else to lose. I will head there now, and send the message and the rest of you eggheads can brain storm.”

 

“The area is large, and we don’t know where to focus. It could take you a long time to find.”

 

“Then I’ll go really fast.”

 

“Why don’t I go, too?” Jiraiya offered. “I know the area well, I know a lot of her tricks...it will be faster.”

 

Itachi nodded. “Then is is decided. And if you have any further information, pass it along. Shisui, use the crows and Jiraiya can use the toads. I will also communicate anything we learn.”

 

“Excellent!” Jiraiya said. “I do have one request, though.” Itachi nodded. “I would like to take Naruto along. Think of it as a training mission.”

 

“Is that wise?” Fugaku said. Despite being a stoic man, he had an attachment for the boy.

 

Jiraiya nodded. “There are things I want to teach him...and besides, you know what Erena is like with the brats. If we find her and con’t convince her, I’ll just throw Naruto at her. Hook, line and sinker.”

 

It was a dangerous move, but Itachi could see his point. His main reservation was sending Naruto out when there was the risk of running into the Akatsuki. But at the same time, there would be Jiraiya, and possibly Shisui around. Even years ago, Erena had taken a shine to Naruto and it would be foolish not to take advantage.

 

“I will allow it. However is there is any sign of encountering the Akatsuki or any sign of trouble, then you will return immediately. Understood?”

 

Jiraiya nodded, pleased.

 

“Guess I better go and rustle up a brat.”

Notes:

Don’t hate on Itachi! Yes, he is a genius, but he is loyal to Konoha and the Sandaime - sadly to a fault. He was manipulated like everyone else. The Tsukuyomi was brutal, but he was clouded by his rage and feelings of betrayal.

I can guarantee he will never make that mistake again.

Also, Jiraiya is still on board for several reasons - he believed that Erena was in Akatsuki of her own free will, and never read the letter to the Hokage. As he advised Hiruzen to pull her out, Itachi could see that he didn’t blindly follow him. Itachi knows he’s a powerful man to keep around, and isn’t stupid enough to lose a major player.

Also - that’s the end of the Nightfall arc! Things are going to be taking a slightly...different turn. In a good way...You’ll see!

Chapter 43: Illuminate arc: part 1

Notes:

For visualisation, Kisame is 6ft4, and Erena is just reaching 5ft.

You’re welcome.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I sat down to enjoy my lunch. I had been working hard in the garden all afternoon and was looking forward to some good old-fashioned bar food. Nothing fancy, just horrible and unhealthy. The dream.

 

“Oh, Fuyumi, you are my saviour!” I grinned as the girl brought my food over.

 

“My pleasure, Erena. Enjoy!” She smiled back. I made way to pick up the chopsticks, but found my hand shaking slightly as I tried to grip. I huffed and placed my hands under the table while they thought about their actions.

 

I had been at the Inn for almost two weeks now. After I left the Akatsuki, it was the only place I had in my mind to go...it was mine, after all. I had bought it with funds from my various consultancy gigs over my years on the road. I placed a couple in charge to run it as they saw fit - allowing them to keep whatever they make -  on the promise that they act as intel drop off or arrange carriers for messages. It wasn’t without risk, but they agreed without hesitation.

 

I had a good relationship with them, and asked if it was possible for me to stay for a while. While there were guest rooms above the tavern area, it was a main source of income and I didn’t want to take that away from them. Instead, I was staying in a little outhouse in the large garden, and tended to the place as way of payment, and occasionally helping with restocking. I had never done D-rank missions, but presumed that this was what they felt like.

 

It was peaceful.

 

Despite a reasonable recovery from my recent escapades in Konoha, I still had a few after effects. I had hand tremors, daily nightmares, and had some big issues with my chakra. Genjutsu was now my least favourite of all the things and had no wish to repeat.

 

Finally feeling brave enough to try the chopsticks again, I brought my hands out. I gripped them firmly- success! I grabbed a pile of noodles from the bowl and went to shovel them into my mouth when -

 

BANG!

 

The tavern door was thrown open. I turned around to see who had made the noise (and they better not have damaged the paintwork! I just finished it a few days ago), but blanched when I saw who had entered and immediately turned around.

 

“Hey! Shisui! You sure this is the right place? It doesn’t look like a place a powerful ninja would hang out. It’s so boring!” I heard a high pitched complaint.

 

“I’m sure, kid. ‘Green Beast Inn’? Who was she kidding. Besides, I didn’t say they’d be hanging out here. Just that they come by sometimes,” a familiar voice replied.

 

“It’s still boring. It’s like the places Ero-sennin dragged me to...but with less women and more clothes.”

 

“How anyone thought that man is safe to take care of kids I don’t know...” I heard a mumble. Before they could move any deeper into the tavern, I activated a chameleon tag and disappeared from the room.

 

My noodles lay forgotten on the table, still steaming.

 


 

I spent the rest of the night hiding in my lodgings. I was bored and hungry, but not willing to move. I felt pathetic but i also didn’t give a fuck. Fight or flight were both important survival instincts, and I was opting for door number two.

 

About nine in the evening, there was a faint knock on the door and Jinsei appeared at the door. “A couple of guests ordered the Fire Whiskey, I thought you’d like to know.”

 

“I know, why do you think i’m hiding?”

 

He chuckled. “They seem nice. Although the boy is a bit excitable.”

 

“I know, he’s a loud mouth.”

 

“And to let you know, they are staying at the Inn tonight. They mentioned they’d be leaving in the morning.”

 

“I know, they wouldn’t stay in one place too long.”

 

“Also, your other friend returned...he just went upstairs to speak to them.”

 

“I know, he...wait? What?” I jumped up and flew past Jinsei, almost knocking him out of the doorway. “Sorry!” I called.

 

What the fuck was Kisame thinking? Seriously?!

 

I made my way up the stairs to guest rooms, and heard voices from the hallway. It sounded like it was Kisame and Naruto only, until another door barged open.

 

“Naruto, who are you- Hoshigaki,” Shisui growled. I heard Kisame laugh.

 

“Oh, do I know you?”

 

“Where is Erena? I won’t ask twice.”

 

“You can ask three times and I still won’t tell you...you must be an Uchiha...are you the one that tortured her?”

 

“You have no idea what you are talking about!”

 

“Oh, you want to fight? That can be arranged.” I heard the familiar sounds of him detaching Samehada from his back. I’d had enough.

 

“Kisame, don’t be a fucking prat. I said no fighting in here,” I said, walking around the corner. Kisame looked from Shisui to me, grinned and shrugged before replacing his sword. “Seriously? What’s your drama?”

 

“I got bored,” he said, still grinning.

 

“Then just fuck off. I don’t need a babysitter, you moron.” He walked to stand beside me and I glared up at him. It’s times like this I realised exactly how short I actually was.

 

“She’s such a fiesty little kitten, isn’t she?” Kisame goaded. Shisui was tense and staring at us with red eyes and an unreadable expression. I kept my eyes looking anywhere but his face. Naruto looked completely perplexed.

 

I pointed my finger at Kisame. “I’m fucking warning you, Kisame. I am going to gut you like a fish, skin you, fry you and serve you with a side of rice.”

 

He went to playfully bite my extended finger.

 

“Why you fucking-!” I went to lunge for him, but he shunshined away. Coward.

 

“Erena?” I heard Naruto squeak.

 

“Oh, hey Naruto. Long time no see?” I smiled and twitched my nose at him. He immediately came running towards me and caught me in a hug. “And I thought you wouldn’t recognise me.”

 

“What?! Of course I do!”

 

I laughed. “Well, look at you...still a midget.”

 

“Ehh?? I’m no midget! You’re a midget! I’m almost as tall as you.”

 

“Almost, but not quite!” I still had a several inches on him, and I was going to enjoy them while I could. Sadly the same could not be said for Shikamaru - he was one small growth spurt away from overtaking me.

 

“What are you doing here-!” Naruto was interrupted by Shisui clearing his throat.

 

I sighed. “Come on, let go down the stairs. This corridor is no place for a conversation.” Shisui nodded, his posture and jaw tight. There was something going on behind his eyes but I couldn’t place it.

 

We walked downstairs, and past Kisame who was sitting at the bar. As we walked past him, I shot him a rude gesture. He grinned before returning the gesture back to me.

 

I directed Naruto and Shisui to a round table and sat down. Shisui staring at me, with me avoiding his gaze awkwardly until Naruto spoke.

 

“Who’s that scary man, Erena? He really creeped me out. And what are you doing here? I haven’t seen you in years!”

 

“Being a creepy bastard is his default setting. Don’t worry, he’s a friend.” I ignored his other question.

 

Shisui snorted in disagreement.

 

“But he knew things about me...”

 

“Oh, Naruto. Lots of people know things about you. We’re just too polite to say anything. Unfortunately, Kisame doesn’t have that filter.”

 

Naruto looked confused as he was processing something.

 

“More like he likes to play with his food before he eats it...” Shisui muttered under his breath.

 

“And? So do I,” I said, giving Shisui a feral grin, eyes focused on his nose. “But don’t worry - Naruto will come to no harm here. I’ve declared it neutral ground.”

 

“But upstairs?”

 

“It might be neutral ground but he’s still an asshole. Changing that is beyond me,” I shrugged.

 

“...Wait a minute...does that mean you know too?” Naruto asked, seeming worried.

 

“Know what? You’ll need to be more specific. The chemical formula of caffeine? The perfect cooking time for a boiled egg? How to solve quadratic equations?”

 

“What? No...about me?”

 

“Oh, you mean the scary hell beast sealed inside your stomach? Yea, that’s like the worst kept secret in the history of forever.”

 

Naruto’s face dropped, and Shisui hissed. “Erena!”

 

“What? It’s not like he doesn’t know.”

 

“We’re in public!”

 

I waved my hands. “I placed privacy seals all over this place. Look under the table.”

 

Shisui frowned and peaked under, Naruto followed suit. “They just let you place seals all over their bar?”

 

“My bar.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“Mine. I own the joint.”

 

Shisui blinked. “How did that happen?”

 

“I had money. I exchanged it for the building. It became mine...it’s kind of how commerce works, you know?”

 

“You OWN this place?” Naruto yelled.

 

“That’s what I just said, didn’t I?” I turned to Shisui. “Is he okay? Has he had a head injury? Has his hearing been checked?”

 

“No, but it would explain his volume issue...” Shisui agreed. “Erena...listen...”

 

“Tea?” Fuyumi came over with a pot of tea and three cups.

 

“Always my saviour,” I smiled at her.

 

“You were saying?” I said to Shisui. I glanced at him quickly as I went to pour everyone’s tea.

 

“We’ve been looking for you for the last few weeks. We’re here to bring you back to Konoha.”

 

“What?! She’s who we came here for? But you said it was some kind of powerful ninja?!”

 

I laughed. “What kind of bedtime stories have you been telling him?” I went to pick up my hand to take a drink as my hand shook involuntarily. I hid it under the table before anyone noticed.

 

“I’ve not told him any lies, Erena. We want you to come back.”

 

I took a deep breath and bit the inside of my cheek. “Sorry, but I don’t buy it. If this is some ploy to capture me and stick me in T and I, it’s exceptionally cruel. The Hokage isn’t exactly going to welcome me back with open arms.”

 

“The Sandaime is dead, Erena. Itachi is Hokage now.”

 

I stared at the table. “I know.”

 

He gave a deep sigh. “He feels terrible. He was misinformed...he wishes he could take it back.”

 

“Oh, thats nice. So I should just forgive him then? I thought he was my friend, but what kind of friend makes you-“ I stopped. “Do you know what I saw?” He nodded. “Well, imagine that over and over again until you forget there is any other kind of reality? On top of that - I don’t forget. He knew that. I can still see it now, as if I’m there. So please don’t talk to me about how terrible he feels.”

 

I could feel my hands shaking like an earthquake under the table and brought them out.

 

“I can’t even lift chopsticks or a cup half the time, Shisui. It’s humiliating. I’m trying here...taking menial tasks to practice...but I’m drowning. I can’t go back to Konoha. I’ve been hurt too many times to trust it anymore.”

 

“What do you mean you can’t trust Konoha? It’s your village?!” Naruto said in protest.

 

“Just because it’s my village doesn’t mean it can’t betray you.”

 

“Betray you? Who’s betrayed you? You’re still here. So what if you have shaky hands? Maybe you can get the new medic-lady to look at them? I’ve heard she’s really good...but you can’t give up on Konoha!

 

“I don’t know what you did, but Shisui and Ero-sennin think you are something important to Konoha. We’ve walked all over trying to find you. Ninja don’t give up!”

 

I stared at him. “Don’t talk about things you know nothing about. You’re just a naive child who hasn’t experienced the world yet.”

 

Naruto lunged for me, but Shisui caught him and I sat back in my seat. From the corner of my eye I saw Kisame stand up, but I waved him back down. Shisui followed my actions with a frown.

 

“Jiraiya was right, he really is protective over you?”

 

“My own personal guard shark.” I was really glad he couldn’t hear me, because he probably would have skewered me for that.

 

“You know, when he took you Gai and Kakashi attempted to intercept. He really did a number on them.”

 

I snapped my head to him. “What?” I hissed. “Are they okay?”

 

“They were still in the hospital when we left.”

 

“You didn’t answer my question,” I growled, trying to clench my shaking fists.

 

“See, Erena?! You still have people in the village you care about! You talk about the village betraying you, but are you just going to betray them? They haven’t given up on you!”

 

Naruto was really starting to do my head in.

 

“I’ve never betrayed anyone, do not insult me.” I immediately thought abut the confrontation with Itachi on the roof and shivered. “I’m guessing they are okay, or you probably would have started with that,” I sighed.  I pinched the bridge of my nose in exasperation. “Look. I’m too hungry and tired and this will probably go on all night. Can we pause this until the morning?”

 

Shisui looked glum but nodded. Naruto looked like he was about to protest, but Shisui covered his mouth with a hand. “We’ll meet you here, then?”

 

I nodded. “I’m usually here about six. If I’m late, we’re staying out back.”

 

His eyebrows shot up. “Six? Since when did you choose to get up in the mornings?”

 

“Since I don’t like sleep much anymore,” I said pointedly, and his jaw clenched. I gave him a small smile. “Goodnight.”

 

He nodded back, but didn’t move - he sat back down and started talking to Naruto. As I walked away, I grabbed Kisame.

 

“You and I are going to have a little chat,” I said.

 

“I’ve cut peoples hands off for less,” he said, motioning to the grip I had on his arm.

 

“With the amount of times you’ve threatened my limbs, I’m surprised I’m still intact. Come on.”


 

I woke up after a restless sleep and made my way over to the main building. Kisame was already absent, probably away on his usual fishing expedition - one of the only reasons he tolerated it there was the close proximity to a lake, where he’d catch his own breakfast every morning.

 

I found Shisui, Naruto and Jiraiya sat at a table having breakfast. I ordered a coffee before I sat down beside them, and dramatically draped myself over my corner of the table, resting my head on the wood.

 

“Good morning, Erena. Bit of a hangover?” Jiraiya snarked.

 

I groaned. “I wish. You have no idea what I wouldn’t give for a good old blackout session right now.”

 

“You own a bar, and you haven’t drunk yourself silly yet?”

 

“I don’t drink the merchandise,” I replied, lifting my head. “And where were you last night? Let me guess, distracted by Daina?” Daina was one of the local prostitutes. She was a blunt woman in her thirties, who had been there for years. She was a favourite of travellers. I liked her well enough, and had helped her deal with someone who was harassing her a while back.

 

“She’s a woman of many talents,” he grinned.

 

“Ewww! You are such a pervert!” Naruto cried. I nodded in agreement. I grabbed a piece of fruit from Shisui’s plate and I smiled at him as he glared at me.

 

“So, I hear you’re being a bit stubborn about coming back with us?” Jiraiya said, taking a bite of a piece of fish.

 

I went to grab another piece of food from Shisui but he stabbed me lightly with a chopstick. Guess I’ll have to get my own.

 

“I wouldn’t say stubborn...it’s just a clear no.” I made charade-like actions to Jinsei indicating I’d like some food. I’m guessing I was more playful than normal as he just laughed at me.

 

“And why not?”

 

“Errr...let me think. Last time I was there I was mentally tortured and taken prisoner? And I won’t talk about everything that happened as I was growing up - that’s a whole other can of worms...besides. I like it here. It’s peaceful.”

 

“But what about the Akatsuki? What happens when they want you back?”

 

“What’s the Akatsuki?” Naruto asked.

 

“What’s the Akatsuki?” I asked, and turned to Shisui and Jiraiya. “Are you fucking telling me you brought him all the way here, looking for me, knowing full well I could be with them, and didn’t even tell him? Are you fucking morons? Things like this need full disclosure!”

 

Shisui at least looked sheepish, but Jiraiya looked unapologetic.

 

“I don’t get it?” Naruto said.

 

“The Akatsuki is a terrorist organisation, full of super scary and super dangerous missing nins, that I used to be part of. My blue friend from last night still is.” I chose not to tell him about the whole ‘lets collect the tailed beasts like Pokemon- gotta catch them all’ game plan. That was someone else’s problem.

 

“What?! You’re a missing nin?!”

 

“Hold on, wait a minute...used to be part of?” Shisui said, brows furrowed. “You left?”

 

“Didn’t leave...more like fired? They have no use for...what was it they said...’broken and useless’ individuals.”

 

“So you’re out? Like, out-out?”

 

“Out-out,” I confirmed.

 

“But then this is brilliant! You have to come back!” Shisui cheered.

 

“I don’t have to do jack shit.”

 

“But, Erena-“

 

“Breakfast?” Fuyumi appeared.

 

“How is your timing always so impeccable? You are an angel!” I exclaimed, taking my plate.

 

“Maybe we should start again,” Jiraiya said, interrupting. “The Hokage sent us out to bring you back - you have friends and family waiting for you. There have been several wrongs made against you, and I know Itachi in particular will do anything in his power to make amends. Name it and it’s yours.”

 

“Itachi’s resorting to bribery? That’s a new low.”

 

“After what happened during the invasion, I’m not sure he could get any lower,” Shisui said. I turned to him and assessed. Huh...I guess he must have given him shit. Good.

 

“I don’t get why you don’t just come back. You many people seem to want you. So what, people mess up? Sasuke-teme messes up all the time and is all brooding and boring sometimes, but I’m still his friend. Did you know he ruined my favourite fishing line? He didn’t even replace it!”

 

I sighed. “Naruto...things are a bit more complicated than a broken fishing line.”

 

“So uncomplicate it! All you are doing here is sitting around and painting and stuff. You’re alone. And you don’t need to be.”

 

Fuck me.

 

I turned to the two men. “Says a lot about your persuasion techniques when a thirteen year old has more game than you.”

 

“So you’re coming back then?” Shisui said hopefully.

 

“No...”He deflated. “I just need more time.”

 

“How much time?” He leaned forward to grab my hands, which had started to shake slightly.

 

“I don’t know...I need to think. I’m going to find Kisame. Don’t leave just yet?” Shisui and Jiraiya nodded. I got up, gave Naruto a small smile and ruffled his hair - he let out a string of curses in my wake.

 

I left the tavern and went to find Kisame at the lake. He was likely finishing up. Truth be told, I just needed away from the conversation. While I was happy here, I would probably be happier back in Konoha, but I still couldn’t...everything felt like it was broken. Like I was.

 

But I still wanted my friends and my family, and Gai. I really needed Gai right now.

 

I was relying on Kisame too much, but he’d have to leave soon. I was surprised he even journeyed with me, far less stayed for the two weeks. Maybe he was using me as an excuse for a small vacation? I suspected it was because he was losing me as a partner, and was using the time to say goodbye. It was rare for Akatsuki partners to gel like we had, and we were more friends than anything else.

 

I found him by the lake, clearing up his mess. He looked at me and grunted.

 

“When you heading back then?”

 

“I don’t know what you mean. I haven’t decided anything.”

 

“Your mind was made up as soon as you saw them. You’re just being dramatic now.”

 

“I am not.”

 

“Yes, you are.”

 

I huffed. “Fine. Whatever. You just want rid of me.”

 

“True.” I hit him.

 

We sat in silence looking at the water.

 

“I’ll miss you, you murderous psychopathic asshole.”

 

He grunted. “And I won’t miss you at all, you harpy.”

 

I grinned at him. He totally would.

 


 

 

We didn’t have much to store away. He left immediately without another word- expected as much.

 

I went to find the others, who were in a clearing in the woods. They were watching Naruto as he was practicing some spiral chakra jutsu.

 

“Oooh. That’s pretty,” I said, and he stopped. “No, keep going...” He started again. “I see what you’re trying to do here...condensed chakra, constant high velocity rotation? That’ll have some force!”

 

Jiraiya chuckled and made one of his own- a fully fledged one. It was a perfect sphere. “The Rasengan.”

 

“Oh, thats Minato’s jutsu! I never saw it, but I’ve heard about it.” I looked at the ball in his hand and frowned. “He really was quite clever, wasn’t he? Hmm...I think I get it.”

 

Jiraiya dissipated the Rasengan, then looked at me with a frown. “What do you mean?”

 

Shisui chuckled and crossed his arms. “I haven’t seen this for a while. Behold, Erena in her true form. Infuriating and mind boggling.”

 

I shot him a quick grin. I held my hand out and concentrated. I didn’t bother much with ninjutsu in the Akatsuki, but only because I was lazy and relied on Kisame for fighting when I wasn’t at my best. Plus this was different. It was pure physics and chakra...so that meant I wanted to try it. It took a bit of concentration, but it wasn’t too hard.

 

After a second, I managed the small sphere in my hand. It was about half the size of Jiraiya’s, but otherwise a clear copy. Sadly, I could feel my hand starting to shake  and chakra cut off, and it disappeared after a few seconds.

 

I looked up to find Shisui smirking, while Jiraiya and Naruto looked stunned.

 

“How did you-“ Jiraiya said.

 

“HOW DID YOU DO THAT?” Naruto shouted.

 

“What, like it’s hard?”

 

Shisui started laughing.

 


 

 

Naruto and Jiraiya both pummelled me with question after question after that. Naruto was incensed and started practicing with new vigour, unable to believe I had gotten it to quickly. Jiraiya was stunned.

 

“But you only looked at it for a split second?”

 

“The mechanics were fairly simple.”

 

“And you got it first try?”

 

“It’s just chakra.”

 

“But the control you need is-“

 

“Look, don’t worry. I’m not going to steal your thing. I don’t have the chakra reserves to make it useful. I just wanted to see if I could.” I shrugged.

 

“Just to see if you - “

 

“It’s a thing she’s always had. How do you think she started with Fuuinjutsu? Don’t sweat it,” Shisui said. Since I arrived into the clearing he seemed to have loosened up a little.

 

“What he said,” I agreed.

 

“But this changes everything...your potential is amazing.”

 

I shrugged. “Sure. But why bother?”

 

“Why bother? You could be one of the most powerful shinobi in the land!”

 

“Again, why bother? The more powerful you are the more trouble you bring. I’m curious and like to learn, and I need to be kept busy. I had one goal, which seems to be going okay for the most part...after that it’s all fun and games. Constant fighting is the opposite of fun and games.”

 

“Remember she’s related to the Naras...I, for one, am very thankful,” Shisui smirked, I threw a pebble at him.

 

“Better that than an Uchiha! You’re all brooding and troublemakers...although thankfully you seem to have missed most of the brooding gene. Small miracles.”

 

“We aren’t troublemakers!”

 

“Who you trying to kid? I’ve spent a large portion of my life trying to clean up Uchiha drama...still am!”

 

“Well, that’s only because you’re an interfering busybody.”

 

“Excuse me! This interfering busybody saved your ass ten times over. Where’s the gratitude?”

 

“Oh, pipe down. You know I’m plenty thankful. You just like to make an argument out of nothing.”

 

“You are the-“

 

“Do you kids do this a lot? It’s difficult to tell if you are friends or not?” Jiraiya said, after watching us. Even Naruto had stopped what he was doing.

 

I wrinkled my nose at Shisui, closing my eyes. “I have kind of missed this.”

 

“Me too. Been a while, huh?”

 

“You two are so weird,” Naruto said.

 

I grinned. “You should wait for when Itachi gets involved. He’s savage.”

 

Shisui turned to look at me. “So you’re coming back?”

 

I nodded, concentrating on the ground. “Kisames already left. I’m your problem now.”

 

“Why does that sound foreboding?” Jiraiya mumbled.

 


 

We left immediately, and made it to the next town by nightfall. We managed to get the last two rooms in the hotel. Not wanting to share, I suggested I’d camp outside.

 

“Erena, don’t be an idiot. You can share with Naruto,” Shisui said.

 

I shook my head. “Trust me, it’ll be better if I’m outside. And out of anyone, I’m not sharing with Naruto.” I tried to give him a serious look, which he understood slightly.

 

“Okay...then with me? Because I’m definitely not leaving you with Jiraiya.”

 

We settled to sleep in our separate beds, but stayed up talking for a long time. He filled me in on what had happened since the invasion - both in terms of the village and what had came out about me. I felt nervous knowing all of my history was out in the open, but kind of glad at the same time? Mainly because it meant less explaining to do when I was back.

 

Before going to sleep, I activated a privacy seal and placed it on the bedside table. Shisui was unconscious by this point and didn’t noticed, but that it mattered.

 

I was woken up by a forceful grip on my shoulder. “Erena! Erena! Wake up!” I blinked and looked up, to see a panicked Shisui above me. I slammed my eyes shut.

 

“What’s going on?” I muttered, by voice hoarse.

 

“What’s going...Erena...you were screaming. You were asleep, but your eyes were open, and you were screaming,” he looked stressed.

 

“I know...it’s a thing. It’s why I didn’t want to share with anyone,” I said, sitting myself up. “I’d thought the privacy seal would have covered it, though.” I looked at the aforementioned object accusingly.

 

“You didn’t wake me, but I was just checking everything was okay then saw you like that...what happened?”

 

“Shisui...”I sighed. “That was just me sleeping. It’s the after effects of the...thing that happened. I still have nightmares.”

 

He looked pained and sat on the bed. “Is it always like that?”

 

“Pretty much. But sometimes I’ll wake myself up.”

 

“God. This whole situation is really fucked up, isn’t it?”

 

“Hmmm...” I hummed in agreement. “It’s a bit shit, yes.”

 

He spluttered out a laugh. “Understatement.”

 

“Look. It’s a thing, and we can’t change it now. Go back to sleep, okay?”

 

“And you‘ll do the same?”

 

I smiled at him. “I’ll do the same.”

 

But I didn’t. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get the vision of me holding him down and ripping his eye out out of my head. I turned to face the wall and stared at it for the rest of the night.


 

 

Caffeine was my lord and saviour. Honestly, it deserved it’s own little shrine. I would pray to it frequently.

 

“If you keep muttering sweet nothings to that mug, I’m going to tell Gai.”

 

“He’d understand. Coffee is and will always be my one true love.”

 

We were sitting in a cafe having breakfast before heading off.

 

“Eh? Why would he tell Gai-sensei?”

 

Shisui snorted. “Because he’s her boyfriend, and she’s considering cheating on him with her beverage.”

 

“Huh? You and Gai-sensei?” He made a funny face. “Whyyy?!”

 

“Trust me, Naruto. That’s the question we’re all asking.”

 

“Oi! Don’t be mean!” I slapped Shisui’s arm playfully.

 

“See? This I don’t understand. You are a snarky bitch, and then Gai gets involved and you turn into a normal person.”

 

I shrugged. “I’m still a snarky bitch around him, he just ignores it. Kinda takes some of the fun out of it.”

 

“It still makes zero sense.”

 

“Yea! Why would anyone want to date Gai-sensei! He’s so...Gai! He’s all ‘Youth’ and ‘Energy!’ He ran around the village on his hands because he lost a bet with Kakashi-sensei, who does that?”

 

“On his hands?” Jiraiya asked, an eyebrow raised. I could understand, it was a fairly odd thing to do.

 

“And probably like five hundred times.” I snorted.

 

“Oh, stamina,” Jiraiya said, eyebrows wiggling. I snorted into my mug again.

 

“Oh god. Oh god. I need to bleach my brain.” Shisui cried out. “Why would you say that? I did not need that mental image. No one needs that mental image!”

 

I cackled at Shisui obvious distress and Naruto’s confusion. I sent Jiraiya a high five.

 


 

We were about two days out of Konoha. Jiraiya had wanted to stop by a hot spring that we were passing by. I agreed, but told him that if I caught him spying on the women’s baths I would castrate him - and that it wouldn’t be the first time.

 

They were taking long on coming out, and I was perched on a rock just inside of the woodlands. It was a fairly long day, and the temptation to find a tree to nap under was high - even if a really bad idea.

 

I sensed someone coming and spun around.

 

“Thank fuck, what was taking so long?” I said, until I saw the new arrival.

 

“Hello Erena. I believe it’s time for us to have a little chat.”

 

Orochimaru stood there, smirking. I forgot how creepy he was.

 

But creepy or not, he was a problem. And a problem I knew I couldn’t handle on my own - especially at the moment. Were Kisame here, he’d certainly give it a shot but he was long gone. Shisui and Jiraiya should be there any moment, but for now I was alone. I had to stall.

 

“Um...that’s going to be a hard pass, thanks. Contact my secretary. She’ll squeeze you in the next Thursday after Never.”

 

“Kukuku. I don’t think I gave you an option. How have you been? I heard you had a slight incident with the new Hokage? With how damaged your mind is, I’m surprised you have any rational thought processes left.”

 

I shrugged. “Meh. Sanity is overrated. You know what they say? You have to be crazy to work here. And I have decided to embrace the crazy. Crazy people have more fun.”

 

“Still...you must harbour some resentment for your former friend.”

 

So this was what it was about? He was making a play for me?

 

I laughed. “Honestly? And you insinuated that I’m mad? In what universe would I ever come with you, you deranged scaly bastard?”

 

He frowned. “You do not know what I have to offer.”

 

“Offer? You have no tricks up your sleeves that could sway me. Hell. You don’t even have working arms up your sleeves, from what I hear. And what would you want with me anyway? The whole possession shebang would obviously be off the table if you were trying to persuade me to come. You don’t need me or my spy network...so it’s either my skills in strategy, politics or...ah, thats it. Fuuinjutsu? You want me to help you with your sad little limp arms.”

 

I could see the fury building behind his eyes. I needed to be more careful - if he went for me before the others arrived, I’d be screwed. But taunting him was too much fun.

 

“Enjoy your noodle arms. Say, when you turn, do they sway? Or even when its really windy? Oh! Or when you-“

 

While his arms were fucked, his legs were not and he was goddamn fast. I attempted to activate my Time Flicker seal, but I couldn’t do it fast enough. I saw his neck start to lengthen and he opened his mouth.

 

Suddenly, a figure crashed into him as Shisui arrived via shunshin. He stood in front of me in a protective stance.

 

“So sorry, we were a little held up,” he said to me.

 

“No problem. No time like the present.”

 

Orochimaru started circling us. “Erena, one way or the other, you are coming with me.”

 

“No chance,” Shisui growled.

 

“If you won’t listen to what I have to offer, maybe you will listen to what I have to threaten...Nara Shikaku? Yoshino? They were kind enough to take you in. It will be their downfall. Or what about their son?”

 

I twitched. It was a particular sore point. After the Tsukuyomi, I realised it was one of my biggest fears. Even if I wasn’t the one to strike the blade (which I remembered doing many, many times), just being associated with me could put them in harms way. I knew I couldn’t live with myself if anything were to happen to them.

 

Orochimaru was dangerous, and he was a man that could follow through with such a threat if he wanted. I tensed.

 

“Don’t even think about it!” Shisui growled. “Do you think they are defenceless? He has no chance and he knows it. Look at what he went through just to get access to Konoha, and then Sandaime.”

 

Before I could think anymore, another figure came running through the trees. It was a white haired shinobi that looked familiar.

 

“Kabuto?” I knew him from back in ROOT. I never interact with him, but I had read his file and he was recognisable. Like me, he was a favourite of Danzo - except Danzo considered having him killed...he wasn’t as perfect a pawn as I was. I figured he was integrated when the rest of ROOT joined the main forces...but I guess he jumped ship to Orochimaru.

 

“You know him?” Shisui asked.

 

“ROOT,” was all I replied.

 

“Well, that makes sense,” he replied, in a way that said it absolutely made no sense.

 

“Orochimaru-sama, Jiraiya and the Jinchuriki are coming. The poison worked, but Jiraiya is still able to fight.”

 

“Summon us help. Now.”

 

Aw shit. I hated summons. It was never something I was interested in, and hated the unpredictability they brought to a fight. I could appreciate the tracking skills of Kakashis, and the messenger and recon abilities of the crows, but I hated the thought of using animals to fight - whether they were able to perform fully conscious thought or not.

 

I sensed Jiraiya coming just as Kabuto started to commence the summoning technique. In order to stop it, I used the Time Flicker to run over to his side and attempt to knock him out. Unfortunately, my chakra fizzled and the seal disengaged just as I reached his side. “Fuck.” Sadly this was another side effect from my mental trauma. While my chakra networks were fine, I could only control it for a short period of time. It was like my brain just disconnected. It was what had happened with the Rasengan, and now.

 

It was also another reason why the Akatsuki decided to let me go. They could have handled a bit of mental trauma - hell, all of their members had a screw loose in some way - but I couldn’t fight at all. No hand seals, no weapons, no infiltration, and chakra only in small bursts. I still had Fuuinjutsu, but I could only draw seals for short periods at a time before my hands shook. The only thing I had left was my smarts, but I was still more of a liability than a help.

 

They weren’t willing to wait around and see if I would recover. It wasn’t their thing.

 

Several members had advocated just killing me, but Pein had the final say and Konan convinced him to spare me. And so I was allowed to leave, but under certain caveats.

 

Kabuto blinked at my sudden appearance and went to punch me, but I managed to block and evade. He continued towards me, using chakra scalpel at his fingers, which I managed to dodge, mostly. A few nicked my arm but they were superficial. Stung like a bitch, though.

 

“Considering your reputation, I expected better Hibari.”

 

“Yea, well, you caught me on a bad day. Don’t suppose you’d consider a postponement?” I quipped.

 

“Not a chance,” he said. The palm of his hands glowed green and he kept making a play for my head. I only managed to block a few more times until he caught my forehead and I went blank.

 


 

 

“Erena? Can you hear me?”

 

My eyes snapped open and I shot up. I was still in the forest. Based on the light and direction of the shadows, I couldn’t have been out for too long.

 

The place looked like a mini war zone. The earth was disturbed, trees were felled and there were a few burn marks and a bush still burning slightly. I’m guessing Shisui must have gotten a bit overexcited with fire jutsu.

 

“So...we won?” I asked him. He was crouched beside me, then helped me stand up. He didn’t look hurt.

 

“If by won, you mean we live to fight another day? Then yes. They ran off...are you okay?”

 

I checked myself over. “Just peachy...I think he hit me with healing chakra? I’ve seen medics do it before to knock out aggressive patients. Cool application in a fight. I’ve never considered it. “ I didn’t feel any underlying issues or pain. And if Orochimaru wanted me intact, then it wasn’t a bad way to keep me subdued.

 

“Yes, he said as much...what was that, back there? I know you. You could have taken him,” he asked, more concerned than angry.

 

“I’m damaged goods. Pretty much all combat is off the table right now.”

 

He frowned. “And is that because of...?”

 

“Yup. My brain is fucked, and unfortunately it controls a lot more than you realise. I’m just happy that I can walk and talk.”

 

His frown deepened. “Come on, lets grab the others. We should head back to Konoha as soon as we can.”

 

We found Jiraiya and Naruto not too far away - Jiraiya seemed to be having a little chat with him about something. When Naruto saw me he perked up.

 

“You missed the coolest fight ever, dattebayo!”

 

I smiled. At least someone was happy.

 


 

 

Naruto gave me a very enthusiastic recollection of the fight. Shisui corrected him in some areas (you’d think he was the saviour of the world, the way he was going on), but otherwise he gave a pretty good report.

 

Apparently, Jiraiya had had his drink spiked by Kabuto which resulted in him passing out - that explained why they were late. Shisui had thought he was only drunk, so when he realised otherwise, he suspected foul play and came to find me. When Jiraiya woke up, he found Kabuto and attempted to intercept, but he ran and they chased him to the area.

 

After I was knocked out, Kabuto and Orochimaru tried to run with me, but were stopped by Jiraiya producing some kind of swamp. After that, there was a fight in the woods, with some summons making an appearance. Shisui managed to overcome Kabuto while keeping me out of it, with the help of Naruto, while Jiraiya took on Orochimaru.

 

After one of his summons was overcome, and unable to summon again without the help of the unconscious Kabuto, he rode his final remaining summon into the sunset - grabbing Kabuto en route.

 

After the account, I felt like a complete burden. None of this should have happened, and it wouldn’t have if I had just stayed away. I couldn’t function as a shinobi at the moment, and felt completely useless. Staying at the tavern would have been better.

 

I kept my thoughts to myself as we travelled. They decided to head straight back to Konoha, not stopping overnight just in case. Fine with me.

 

I was so tired I needed to find a way to keep myself going, so I decided to introduce Naruto to the game “would you rather.” It was well underway when we reached the gates. Shisui went to check us in (taking any opportunity to get away from our banter), while Jiraiya was chuckling behind us.

 

“Would you rather...have penises for fingers, or testicles for toes?” I asked.

 

“Ummm...Penises!” Naruto shouted, causing the guards at the gate to look at him oddly. Shisui looked like he was dying a little inside.

 

“Interesting choice...why?” I asked, genuinely curious.

 

“Just because! Seems better! Imagine if someone stood on your toes!” He made a disgusted face.

 

“But your dicks would be out on display for everyone? And imagine how hard it would be to make hand seals with five flaccid fingers.”

 

“Eh? So I wouldn’t have bones?”

 

“Does your penis have a bone?”

 

“Would you guys quit it?” Shisui looked pained, approaching us. “We’re back in the village now. Can you at least try and act normal?”

 

“Uchiha Shisui...scion of immaturity...you, of all people, are asking me to act normal? Do you even know what that means?”

 

“It means not talking about penises in public,” he replied, running his hand through his hair.

 

“Who’s talking about penises in public?” a new voice asked. Kakashi came over to us, acting all nonchalant, but I saw his gaze take me in and assess me before his face relaxed. Aw, he was pleased to see me.

 

“Kakashi!” I said, happily. “Would you rather have penis fingers or testicle toes?”

 

Both me and Naruto grinned, while Jiraiya held back a giggle. Shisui looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

 

He looked at me dead in the eye, before narrowing his eye and shook his head.

 

“Nope. Absolutely not,” he said before disappearing, leaving swirling leaves in his wake.

 

“Oi! Grumpy-san!” I called after him, laughing.

 

“I am never going on a mission with you three ever again,” Shisui said, exhausted.

Notes:

So...fun times to be had next chapter haha! Lots of explanations coming up...I’ll be explaining the Akatsuki thing a little more, and a couple other things. Erena might seem fairly put together here, but I guarantee she’s not.

I tried my best at Talk-no-Jutsu, but Naruto is a difficult character to emulate for a long time. I tried my best!

“Would You Rather” is one of my all time favourite games when out. Try it in a crowded pub. If you aren’t getting strange looks from people, you aren’t doing it right.

Chapter 44: Illuminate arc: part 2

Chapter Text

 

We made our way to the Hokage tower at a slow pace. Naruto was a bundle of excitement, so I opted to concentrate on him rather than the sense of foreboding that was developing in the pit of my stomach. If it was possible to avoid any and all interaction with Itachi at the moment, I would have taken that option in a heartbeat. But alas, the world hates me.

 

We continued our game all the way to the Hokages office. Right now, I was hoping to ignore the problem until the very last minute.

 

“Would you rather have tentacles for cheeks, or prawns for eyebrows? The tentacles move around all on their own and sometimes squirt ink, and the prawns are alive and their legs tickle you when they try and move?” Naruto asked, and I laughed.

 

“Definitely the tentacles,” I replied.

 

“Eh, Itachi! What about you? Would you rather have tentacles on your cheeks or prawns on your eyebrows?!” Naruto exclaimed as we walked into the office.

 

Other than Itachi, the room was empty. He sat behind the desk, mountains and mountains of paperwork piling up around him. I avoided his gaze has his head went up.

 

“What?” He sounded deeply confused.

 

I cast my eyes to the floor. At any other time, his voice would have made me erupt in giggles. It’s very hard to get him to sounf that way (unless you’re me...or now Naruto, I guess).

 

“Don’t encourage him!” Shisui complained. “Erena and Naruto have been at it for hours. They are children! I guess Naruto has an excuse, but Erena...” He shook his head. “They’ve got me being the killjoy. Me! It’s like some parallel universe and I don’t like it.” He crossed his arms in tantrum. Okay, now I laughed.

 

“Aw, is poor little Shisui not enjoying himself?” I went forward to try and grab a cheek, which he batted away. “All work and no play makes Shisui a very grumpy boy.”

 

“I hate you.”

 

“Nah!”

 

“Erena?” I stopped my banter and immediately stiffened, eye cast down again.

 

“Yes, Hokage-sama?” I replied stiffly.

 

I heard a deep sigh and the sound of him moving from behind the table. I stopped breathing for a second and didn’t move. I just caught faint movement and shadows at the corner of my vision as he moved closer. I saw Shisui raise a hand in a ‘stop’ motion before Itachi ceased his movement.

 

I heard Itachi sigh again. “I presume there was little trouble in finding her?”

 

“Not much. Took a bit of searching but we got there. The excitement came after,” Jiraiya said.

 

“Oh?”

 

“Orochimaru.”

 

“Explain,” he said, sounding concerned.

 

“He approached Erena when she was alone, just over a days travelling from Konoha. It seemed he was trying to enlist her in order to repair his arms.”

 

“I was likely a second choice,” I intercepted, speaking more to Jiraiya. I had been thinking about this for a few days. “If Tsunade had not been here, I suspect he would have approached her instead. She should be warned.” I tried to imagine Itachi wasn’t there, but remained professional.

 

“I see...I will make sure of it. Now, what happened during the encounter?”

 

Shisui took over to despite the fight and aftermath, while I stayed silent. Naruto occasionally butted in, which Itachi seemed to accept with some level of amusement.

 

“This is concerning. I will ensure that security procedures are increased until we know more. Now, Naruto - I expect a written report in the next few days. You may remember something else and it’s very important we have all the details - think you can remember to hand it in?” He asked in a kind way, very brotherly. I supposed it wasn’t too far from the truth as he probably interacted with Naruto a fair amount after Sasuke and he became friends.

 

“Sure thing, Itachi! Can I go? I cannot wait to show Sasuke-teme my super cool new jutsu! It’s so much better than his stupid chidori, dattebayo!”

 

“Leave out the ‘teme’, please? And Orochimaru’s involvement is classified until otherwise stated.”

 

I saw Naruto give a mini salute before he ran out of the door.

 

“Erena,” I tensed again. “Thank you for returning. I know it won’t have been an easy decision. While we need to...discuss things, I need to ensure the safety of the village first, do you understand?” I nodded, feeling my emotions in my throat. “Did you notice anything about Orochimaru during your encounter that could aid us?”

 

It was a fairly neutral question, so I could handle it.

 

“No. His arms were fully paralysed and he seemed determined to repair them. He was planning to utilise my skill in Fuuinjutsu - but as he is not exactly a novice, I suspect it was more of a panic move. Based on where he attacked, it was unlikely he was tracking me-leading my suspicions I was not the original target.

 

“His initial plan was to bargain for my help, but then resorted to threatening my family. He is aware of our...altercation, so I suspect he still has informants present. His companion is Yakushi Kabuto - a former ROOT medic, whom likely first encountered him within the organisation. It is possible there may be others affiliated  with him but unlikely in my opinion - Kabuto showed great promise and received certain attentions from Danzo, so I believe that he may have enlisted him based on this.

 

“I believe that he will either approach Tsunade, should she be available to him in the near future, or return to Oto for the time being. Oto is a village governed tightly, but requires him to display his power and dominance to maintain respect. He will attempt to assert it, even despite his current disabilities.”

 

The men went quiet until Shisui spoke.

 

“And you said your mind was broken,” he scoffed. “You spoke to him for about a minute and you got that?”

 

“My conclusions are based on observation and previous knowledge. Nothing is certain.”

 

“You’ve never been wrong in the past, so I’m not going to doubt it now,” Itachi said quietly while pacing. I desperately wanted to tell him that he could stick his platitudes up his ass...but, you know. Manners. “I will call Tsunade discuss this after we have finished - she should be informed, and I will recommend she remains here for the time being.”

 

I remained silent and felt my hand starting to twitch and so shoved him in my pockets. It was unlikely that Itachi missed it, as he cleared his throat immediately after.

 

“The other question I need to enquire about is the Akatsuki. Will your presence here bring you or Konoha into any danger?”

 

“She’s not part of them anymore, Itachi. They let her go,” Shisui said.

 

“Really?” Itachis voice went a little bit higher, he was genuinely surprised.

 

“I am no longer an asset to the organisation. My skills and techniques are...no longer present.”

 

“What do you mean?” Itachi said, sounding concerned.

 

“After I was exposed to a high level genjutsu, there was significant mental trauma,” I said. I tried to disconnect Itachi from the situation while I spoke, or I didn’t think I’d be able to. I felt like if I said it like a report, it would be easier than saying ‘you screwed me up.’ “As such, I have severe mental and physical limitations, and suffer from various psychological ailments. It was suspected numerous of these are likely permanent.”

 

I heard Shisui let out a breath, but Itachi seemed to be holding his. “Such as?” He croaked.

 

“Nightmares, dissociation, flashbacks, panic attacks. I also have physical tremors, and I am unable to utilise chakra efficiently for any extended period of time.”

 

Although I couldn’t see him, the tension in the room was so thick you could cut it with a knife. “In other words, you fucked up big time,” Shisui said to Itachi sternly.

 

“What I don’t understand is why the Akatsuki just let you go...even if you didn’t return to Konoha, you could pose a threat to them with the information you hold. It wouldn’t matter if you divulged willingly or not.”

 

“They have ensured this does not happen. Unless previously known or general knowledge, I am unable to speak about them.”

 

“How? A genjutsu?”

 

I stayed quiet, face blank, because this information fell into that category. Prior to me being disbanded, Pein ordered Nagato to use a modified version of his Memory Concealing Manipulative Sand Technique on me. Instead of brainwashing me, because in Peins eyes I didn’t need to be, they used it to place instructions to ensure I could not betray the organisation - Sasori accepted some guidance with me on the seal design itself. It was disconcerting knowing I had a needle somewhere in my brain, but I’d take that over staying with the Akatsuki or getting killed any day...and if I regained good control in future, I’d probably be able to disengage the seal.

 

“This is concerning...could this technique be interfering with you in any other way?” Itachi said. Again, I kept quiet. I was possible, but I would know. While I could not change the seal, I could see it’s effect on my mind. “We must proceed with caution.”

 

“I agree,” Jiraiya said.

 

“What do you mean? Proceed with caution? What are you going to do, lock her up in a cell? Like hell,” Shisui growled. I was immensely grateful for him that moment.

 

“I did not say that,” Itachi scolded. “I only meant that she should be assessed, by both a healer and T and I. In the mean time, she will not be privy to any of Konoha’s secrets, and caution taken around high interest individuals.”

 

“What, like Naruto? She’s been with him for days, even on her own. You’re talking bullshit right now and you know it.”

 

I turned my head to face Shisui and smiled at him. “It’s fine. I didn’t expect any less.” His jaw clenched but he didn’t say any more.

 

“Will you allow these examinations?” Itachi asked quietly.

 

“Sure. But might I request Inoichi? He knows me best and I trust him.”

 

“Of course...now, is there anything else gentlemen? I would like to speak to Erena alone.”

 

I panicked and grabbed Shisui’s hand with my own shaking one. I was managing to hold it together. It wasn’t that I was afraid, but I was? It was difficult to explain. I just felt so overwhelmed. As Shisui had been very vocal in standing up for me, his presence gave me quiet reassurance and I didn’t want him to leave.

 

“Er...I think it’s maybe best if I stay?” Shisui said, questioningly. I gave a small nod, still looking at the floor. There was a crack in the wood panelling they should really look into. Jiraiya’s presence disappeared from the room.

 

“I understand,” Itachi said sadly. He moved silently, and I saw his feet moved towards his desk, and it looked like he was leaning on it.

 

“Erena - I have made many mistakes in my life, but there are none I will regret more than my actions towards you. I was misinformed and trusted the judgement of my superior, but my ignorance does not justify the extreme measures I went to. I will not try to give you excuses for I have none...I overreacted and let my emotions blind me. And because of that you have suffered.

 

“Since we were children you have done nothing but me my friend, support, guide and protect me. You have protected not only me, but my family, my clan and the village. What I have done is the ultimate betrayal. There are no words to describe how I feel, and I am sorry.”

 

I took a breath but didn’t respond. In all honesty, it was what I was expecting but that didn’t make it any better. I could feel anger simmering below the surface and I tried to squash it down.

 

“Erena...did you hear me? Please look at me.” He pleaded.

 

“No,” I replied.

 

“No? You didn’t hear me?”

 

“I will not look at you. The last time I did that I ended up in my own personal hell and I’m still paying for it. So no - I will not look at you.” My face morphed to a blank slate. “I can’t even look Shisui in the eye...all I can see is my hand reaching into his eyes. The very thought of the Sharingan fills me with dread. I have no idea what it will be like when I see Gai, Shikaku, Yoshino or Shika...you’ve taken them away from me.”

 

“Erena, I-“

 

“So no. I won’t look at you...I did not return for you, to ease your guilt. I returned for me, and me alone. I’ve spent my whole life wrapped in secrets, and now I have nothing else to hide. I deserve the chance to be myself...and I may be broken beyond repair, but I want to try. But believe me when I say I am done with you. You were my best friend, but I was nothing but a tool for you to use - just like everyone else. I cannot trust you anymore...I trust you as Hokage, but not as my friend.”

 

“Is there no way-?”

 

“Fuck off,” I snapped, I lifted my gaze slightly to look at his body, defeated posture and wringing hands. He looked like a child. “From here on, you owe me nothing. The slate is clean. I want to be left alone - I will come when called for official purposes, but otherwise I am just some injured kunoichi to you...And if you can’t do that, then I leave. It’s that simple.”

 

“Please stay,” he murmured.

 

“And you’ll leave me alone?”

 

“I will, if that is your wish.” He sounded defeated.

 

“It is...” I was done with sentiment now. “As per protocol, I will submit my official report, to the best of my abilities, and await the debrief required for long term undercover missions. Should I arrange the physical and psychological examinations myself, or will these be sent to me?”

 

“I will arrange them.”

 

“Then am I dismissed?”

 

“If...yes. You are dismissed.”

 

I left the office, head held high.

 


 

 

Shisui didn’t follow me. I suspected he wanted to stay and speak with Itachi further, but I will admit it left me at a bit of a loss.

 

I didn’t know where to go next. My instincts told me Gai, but I didn’t know where I would find him at this time of day. The Nara household was the obvious choice, but I didn’t want to go into the house alone with them. I still saw their bodies lying there...I hoped to have someone with me the first time, so it wasn’t the same.

 

I found a bench and paused to collect my thoughts. I was about to head to the Jounin Command Centre when I heard my name.

 

“Erena?” I turned around and saw Shikamaru- in a chuunin jacket. My funk evaporated.

 

“Holy shit, Shika, you’re a chuunin!” I exclaimed, and jumped over to him grinning. “Bet you’re glad you don’t have to do that again! Whoa, that means you outrank me now!”

 

“Erena...what are you doing here? And you’re you? Does that mean you’re back?”

 

“Darn tooting,” I grinned. “Now there’s no escape.”

 

“This is...amazing!” He enveloped me in a hug. “When did you get back?”

 

“Just a couple of hours ago, I literally just left the Hokage tower. I was about to go find Shikaku.”

 

“I’ll come with you, I just got let off for the day.”

 

We walked down the streets at a slow pace, similar postures with hands in our pockets. He seemed happy and relaxed. I bombarded him with questions about  the exams and what had happened since. Since his promotion, he was on a bit of a rotating internship - unless a chuunin had a clear designation, they tried out a bit of everything until they found where they shone...the only concern with Shika was if he would actually give them a proper go.

 

“You’ll never know until you actually try, you know. I mean, you’re clearly not a front runner, and you’d probably have an aneurism if you ever joined ANBU,” he shot me a dry look, “but Intelligence, Logistics and Cryptography all make sense for you.”

 

“But what do you think?” He asked.

 

“I think lots of things...like right now that toddler is going to steal that packet of crisps and her mother had no idea, look-“

 

“No, Erena...where do you think I would fit in?”

 

I smiled. “Nope. Not telling. That’s for you to figure out.”

 

He groaned. “But it’s too troublesome. It would be easier if you just told me.”

 

“Honestly, just keep going. Stick with your team for now, then make your decision only when you have to. No point in rushing things.”

 

“Says you,” he huffed.

 

“Exactly, and look where it’s got me. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.”

 

“Sandwiches? What-“

 

“STOP WHERE YOU ARE!”

 

There was a loud aggressive shout from behind us. Both turned to book at the disturbance, only to find two young-ish Uchiha police officers running towards us, Sharingan blazing. My heart did a somersault and I felt ice in my veins. That confirmed that theory. I diverted my eyes immediately.

 

They stopped dead in front of us and withdrew weapons...what on earth. I turned to Shikamaru and he looked just as confused as I did.

 

“Nakahara Erena, you are under arrest!” One shouted. I blinked.

 

“What have I done now? I mean, the only crime I’ve committed in the last two hours against fashion, just look at these trousers! But I don’t think you guys took things that seriously. Business a little slow? Because I saw a tiny thief-“

 

“You are a missing nin and traitor to Konoha. We will be taking you into custody immediately!” The boys were clearly shit scared and at a loss of what to do. All protocol was out the window.

 

“Boys, really? That’s totally over now. The Hokage has declared me free as a bird...did you not read the memo?”

 

They both looked at each other with uncertainty...ah, rookies not keeping up with the news. “That’s...you’re still coming with us while be verify this at the station!”

 

Oh, for god sake. “Yea, no. I decline. Shove it up your ass, I got shit to do.” Although my main concern was avoiding being manhandled by Uchiha with an active Sharingan. They both took a step towards me. “Seriously? Even if I was a missing-nin, you think you two can take me? You are ridiculously outclassed.” While I couldn’t take on Kabuto or Orochimaru, I could certainly take on these two idiots.

 

Sadly, Idiot Number One and Idiot Number Two took this as a threat and readjusted their postures. I turned to a shocked Shikamaru. “Since Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum share a single brain cell, think you can go get your father? Sadly they are too foolhardy to listen to reason.”

 

Shikamaru gave me a dry look. “You’re only back a couple of hours and you’re causing unnecessary drama. So troublesome.”

 

“Just go, alright?” He gave me a nod then shot off. Where does he get that speed from? The boy normally moves at the pace of a dead slug. I turned to the police officers. “Listen, I don’t want to fight and this whole thing is getting boring. Shika’s gone to get Nara Shikaku, and he’ll clear everything right up, okay? Can you stand down, for like, five minutes?”

 

They shared another look. “And how do we know this isn’t a ploy to escape?”

 

“Because I’d just escape? Seriously. How long have you guys been working for? Fine. I’m gonna sit on the floor - you guys sit, stand, circle me like a hawk, whatever - but I can guarantee you won’t lay a hand on me, and if you do, I’ll snap it like a twig.” I sat down in the ground cross legged - it was probably an immature move and I was embarrassing myself in public, but best I could think of to avoid conflict right now..

 

“That sounds like something a missing nin would say!”

 

“Mah, that just sounds like something Erena would say,” Kakashi appeared next to me and stared down. “Are you shorter than normal? I can’t tell.”

 

“Have you been following me? So rude. Care to join me down here? I’m having a sit down protest.”

 

“Oh, and what are you protesting against?”

 

“Stupidity, and idiots who don’t keep up with the bulletins...Don’t think Fugaku won’t hear about this!” I waggled my finger in their direction accusingly.

 

“This seems dramatic, even for you.”

 

I huffed. “It’s called trying to avoid a fight. Not really something I want or can do at the moment.”

 

“Oh?” He sounded surprised.

 

“I’ll fill you in later, for now just make sure these idiots don’t try and touch me? I wasn’t kidding when I threatened them with broken limbs.”

 

And with that he shrugged and came down to sit beside me on the ground, and immediately got out his book to read. Sometimes it was nice to have eccentric friends...even if they were assholes half the time.

 

“What you reading? Is it Jiraiya’s porn again?”

 

“Hmmm,” he replied.

 

“Care to share?” He gave me a quick side eye before shrugging and placing it between us. I read a few paragraphs before I decided Jiraiya was utter filth...worse than what I thought. I squinted my eyes. “You know, I’m not sure that’s even possible?” I pointed to a particular scene. “Pretty sure our backs aren’t designed to bend that way.”

 

He read the paragraph I was eluding to. “Maybe she’s a travelling acrobat? It doesn’t specify her occupation.”

 

“I guess, but that would still be horribly uncomfortable-“

 

Shikaku appeared in a wave of fury. He was imposing when he was like this, I liked it.

 

“Hey Shikaku!” I waved from the floor.

 

He did a slight double take as he saw me. “I thought Shikamaru was joking...and what are you doing sitting on the ground?”

 

“Reading porn,” I said with a smile.

 

He frowned at me, taking something in, then turned to the Uchiha police officers. “Please tell me why you attempted to place my niece under arrest? The missing-nin notice was retracted after the examinations. She is a shinobi of Konoha.”

 

“We needed to check, sir!”

 

“Well, your should have been aware of the status in the first place. What are your names? I will be reporting this incompetence.”

 

Shikaku dealt with them using his scary Jounin Commander face while Kakashi stood up, and offered me a hand. I reached up to grab it and my hand shook. I quickly placed it back in my pocket and got up without his assistance. He gave me a questioning look, but I just smiled and gave him a single shrug.

 

“We’ll chat later, hmm?”

 

“Yea, sure, whatever...hey, you know where Gai is?”

 

“He’s out on a short mission with his team. He should be back tomorrow.”

 

“Oh.” I shrunk a little in disappointment.

 

“I’ve already sent one of the ninken to inform him of your return. He’ll probably make it back before then.”

 

That was...surprisingly thoughtful for Kakashi? I was concerned.

 

“Are you okay?”

 

He snorted. “That’s the last time I do anything nice for you. Mah, so ungrateful.”

 

“No, thank you. Seriously.”

 

He gave me a quick nod before walking casually away.

 

“Erena. We’re finished here.” Shikaku said, after thoroughly chastising the police officers.

 

He didn’t say anything else to me until he reached his office, and closed the door. Less than a second later I found I couldn’t breathe.

 

“Shikaku, your hugs seriously need to come with a health warning.”

 

“I’m just glad you’re back...and you’re staying put. You won’t be leaving the village ever again, if I have anything to say about it. Now sit down, tell me everything.”

 

And so I did. I couldn’t tell him anything about the Akatsuki, other than I was there. He seemed perturbed by my lack of openness, but accepted I was under some kind of technique. He didn’t like it, but couldn’t do anything about it.

 

Then when it came to explain the Tsukuyomi, I could see him try to keep a level head.

 

“And...what did you see exactly? Can you talk about it?”

 

He was probably the only one to ask specifics. I suspected they either knew or didn’t want to ask.

 

“It started with mother and father...” I explained. When I got to the point of the Nara household, his face went blank.

 

“And how many times?”

 

“It felt like an eternity.”

 

He went quiet. “And what do you need from me?”

 

I gave a soft laugh. Again, he was the only person to ask. “I guess, be patient? I can’t come over to the house yet but I’d like to see everyone?”

 

“We’ll arrange something. That will be easy. Wherever you want.”

 

“Also...” and this was something I had thought about a lot. “No weapons visible when you’re around me? Specifically shiruken and tanto.”

 

He frowned. “Why?”

 

“Flashbacks,” was all I replied. His eyes widened and his gaze clouded.

 

“I see.”

 

“At least I can look you in the eye, though? I can’t say the same about the Uchiha.”

 

“None?”

 

“Well, I’ve only tested that theory on Shisui and the two idiots that tried to apprehend me, and I can’t say the results are promising.”

 

“And what is going to be done about it?”

 

“Inoichi...I’ll be sent an appointment at some point.”

 

He nodded. “I’ll speak to him tonight...And what of Itachi?”

 

I sighed. “Nothing. I’m done. I’m tired and I can’t be bothered anymore. Hate would be easy, but it’s not worth it. I’ve got too many other things to deal with.”

 

“That’s remarkably mature.”

 

I snorted. “I still gave him a piece of my mind first. I’m not that magnanimous...Unless he is acting as Hokage, he’s invisible to me. I don’t think he can fix this.”

 

“But you know he’ll try?”

 

“But how? He has nothing that will equal this...forget him trusting the Sandaime, the Tsukuyomi was...awful. He must have known what it would do. He’s smart and he considers and he did it anyway. I’m not the same...I never will be. My mind is broken, taking my body with it...I’m not a shinobi anymore. I’m dead in the wind.”

 

“Erena...you could never be dead in the wind. You don’t have it in you.”

 

“Well, maybe I’m just tired of it all.”

 

“Don’t talk like that.”

 

I shrunk into my seat and shrugged.

 

“This is just too fucking troublesome,” he said, upset.

 

I laughed. “Understatement.”

 

We sat talking for the next few hours - mainly about Shikamaru. Other than him, Sasuke was the only genin to be promoted. I called nepotism, but Shikaku said it was well deserved considering his exploits after the invasion started. He had tracked down several sound nin, and between him, the Sand Siblings and Naruto, they managed to take a couple prisoner. Shikamaru had also contributed with his own prisoner.

 

“Whoa, who knew Shikamaru could be a badass.” I was impressed.

 

Shikaku snorted. “I think it shocked him.”

 

“You know...he told me about this rotating internship thing. If ANBU want him, stop it? I don’t have any ill feeling, and I enjoyed my time there, but it’s not for him.”

 

“You don’t need me to stop anything. Just tell him and he’ll listen to you. He respects your opinion more than mine,” he chuckled. “I don’t know what you were teaching him before the exams, but he thinks the world of you.”

 

“Yea, well, I am pretty awesome.”

 

“And modest. Now, come on, we should get dinner. I’ll send a runner to get Yoshino and Shikamaru. Yoshino will probably kill me as she’s probably already cooking, but I’ll deal with that later.”

 

“You brave, brave man.”

 

Unfortunately, for my entertaining purposes, Yoshino was happy to abandon her efforts and meet us for yakitori- my favourite, but the type of food I could best control my tremors visibility with. I’m sure she was confused, but didn’t ask anything during dinner...being married to the Jounin Commander gave her more than a little respect for unsaid things. Shikamaru, however didn’t have the same issue, and kept asking why his dad had sent him home earlier.

 

“Because classified, Shika. Shut the fuck up.”

 

He shut up after that.

 

Near the end of dinner, I heard raised voices from another booth. They were whispering to each other, but doing a bad job of it. It was a couple, clearly out of a date, but having a bit of an argument. On closer inspection, one of them was the shinobi from the roof - the proctor from the tournament. The other was a kunoichi with familiar purple hair - Bear? Bear got herself a boyfriend! Oh, and clearly a boyfriend that didn’t like me...I saw that glare.

 

I excused myself from the table, to everyone’s surprise, and made my way over to them. They were so enthralled in their argument they didn’t even see me appear until I cleared my throat.

 

“Hiya!”

 

They snapped their heads around. The mans face paled, but Bear’s face was impassive.

 

“You know, it’s kind rude to talk about people behind their backs.”

 

“You could hear us?” He blanched, looking concerned.

 

“No, but didn’t need to. You kinda see me as a threat, she’s cool with me...it’s not difficult to read. So, to avoid any further domestic arguments I’m here to introduce myself.” I gave a bow. “Hello, I’m Nakahara Erena, the kunoichi formally known as a missing nin, formally known as Hibari, and eternally known as a pain in the ass. So sorry for scaring you with my killing intent, but you gotta put your big boy pants on if thats a problem. Please submit any complaints about myself to Maito Gai or Nara Shikaku. Have a pleasant evening!” I bowed again and walked off.

 

I sat back down, satisfied. Bear looked like she was on the verge of laughing, and the other shinobi looked bewildered.

 

“In no way am I dealing with any complaints. You’re Gai’s problem now.”

 

I grinned at Shikaku.

 


 

 

Shikaku walked me back to Gai’s place. I figured he wouldn’t mind, and Shikaku didn’t mention anything otherwise. Shikamaru, however, protested loudly that I wasn’t going back to the house, but Shikaku played the situation masterfully.

 

“You know, you don’t have to try so hard,” Shikaku said as we walked.

 

“What do you mean?” I asked.

 

“I saw how you were with Yoshino and Shikamaru...and that couple...you’re acting. I’ve known you for too long to know you’re not okay. You don’t need to pretend like your old self. Too much us happened.”

 

“It’s what everyone wants.”

 

“People want you, not your games.”

 

“It makes me feel better, okay? Makes me feel like I belong here.”

 

“Erena...you do belong here. Never think you don’t.”

 

I didn’t answer. I felt like an outsider, but I didn’t want to upset Shikaku any further. The girl people looked for and wanted back wasn’t there anymore, but I still remembered her. I didn’t want people to feel like they had failed, so I could be her. And I did enjoy it. It was fun. Shikaku said people didn’t want my games but I did.

 

If I was just going to sit around feeling sorry for myself I could have done that back in Senotakaiki. But I came back to find myself again, and to be with the people I loved. The least I could do was be the one they loved in return.

 

“Will you be okay by yourself tonight?” Shikaku asked. “I can stay if you need me.”

 

“I’ll be fine. It’s just sleep and -ooft!”

 

I was tackled by a green blur. I managed one blink where I saw black hair and green spandex before I was pulled into a deep kiss. Once it ended (and I was allowed to breathe) I let my head rest against his chest and wrapped my arms around him and exhaled.

 

“I guess you got Kakashi’s message, huh?” I asked, not moving.

 

“Kakashi is the most noble of friends! His ninken reached us in excellent timing. I returned back immediately.”

 

“You weren’t meant to be back until the morning? If you’re here now, where are the kids? You didn’t leave them out there?”

 

“I carried Neji and TenTen back so there was no delay. They may complain tomorrow but the Power of Youth was on my side!”

 

“Well, thank god for that.”

 

Shikaku cleared his throat and I turned to face him, still wrapped in Gai’s arms and not moving. “Well...it seems like I’m not needed anymore. I’ll leave you two to it. I hope I’ll see you tomorrow?”

 

I smiled and nodded, “Mmmm hmmm.”

 

“Good, well...goodnight. Gai, look after her, okay?”

 

“Yosh! You can count on me!” He released an arm to give Shikaku the good guy pose thumbs up, still holding on to me.

 

Shikaku snorted, gave a simple wave and walked off.

 


 

Gai stayed silent while I talked and didn’t interrupt once. I’m pretty sure if I told anyone else they wouldn’t believe me. At the end of it he didn’t ask me any questions or for anything else, and simply thanked me for coming back.

 

It was finally then I knew I made the right decision.

 

I was worried about Gai’s reaction to my nightmares, and wanted to sleep on the sofa but he wouldn’t dream of it. He wanted me close, and refused to let me place a seal on myself to silence me- although he said let me place one on the apartment, so that we didn’t disturb the neighbours (but I had already placed one before, because...you know).

 

I fell asleep quickly, having been exhausted from the past few days. If I hadn’t already adapted to a lack of sleep, I doubted I would have made it as long as I did.

 

And as expected, I was woken by Gai during a nightmare. This time I was breathless. Gai was staring at me, a hand on my arm trying to wake me and my jaw hurt. I must have been screaming.

 

My eyes flicked to Gai’s neck, almost to remind myself I wasn’t in my dream.

 

“Sorry,” I apologised, turning away from him in shame. He didn’t reply or turn me around, and simply cuddled me from behind. I clasped his arms with my hands and quickly fell back asleep.

 

It was the first time I had ever been able to do that.

 


 

 

I had another nightmare but I still woke up in the morning feeling refreshed. I woke alone, but could hear Gai clashing around in the kitchen. Now, he could be silent when the wants to...but this was not one of those times.

 

“Morning!” I said smiling.

 

“And what a Youthful morning it is! I have already been out on my morning run- I am glad I returned in time to greet you properly. I am just making a Dynamic Smoothie, and then we can see the genin? They will be thrilled to see you!”

 

“Sure...that sounds nice.” I toddler over to where he was to see what on earth went into a ‘Dynamic Smoothie.’

 

“Is that...chili powder? Are you out of your mind?”

 

“It will refresh and energise! The spice-“

 

He stopped talking as he grabbed my arm, extended up near his neck. Without realising, I had taken the knife he had been cutting with, grabbed it and tried to bring it towards his throat.

 

As soon as he grabbed my arm I gasped, dropped the knife and I stepped back.

 

“I’m sorry...I...” I couldn’t get the words out. My mind was going haywire and I couldn’t look at him.

 

I had warned Shikaku about this, and I warned Gai that evening too. It had only been a theory but I had relived the Tsukuyomi too many times. Before I had left the Akatsuki, I had dissociated a few times, mainly around my weapons. Konan had caught me attack thin air with a tanto once. I hadn’t done it in Senotakaiki, and thought I had improved. But clearly the reminder of Gai being in the kitchen with a knife within reach had caused my consciousness to get confused.

 

“Don’t apologise. This was my mistake.” Gai said to me. “I should have known better.”

 

“I’m sorry.”

 

“No, Erena. Things like this cannot be helped. You are hurting. Let us help you, and help you heal. There is not doubt in my mind you will succeed- you have never failed in anything you set out to accomplish! You have the power to shape your own destiny - believe in yourself.”

 

“But how?”

 

“Trust us to help you. Then help yourself. We will never leave you on your own. I will never leave you on your own.”

 

“But what if it happens again?”

 

“I am prepared! We shall avoid situations like this, and once you see Inoichi a plan will be underway!”

 

I still wanted to run out of the door but he was right...I could avoid possible triggers at the moment, and get things with Inoichi underway sharpish. I was supposed to wait until I received a summons, but I would attempt to get a meeting that day.

 

“Okay...but in the mean time, can we remove anything sharp from the apartment? Just in case?”

 

“Whatever you wish! I shall practice the karate chop for vegetables in future!...I can make this a new challenge for Kakashi! What an excellent idea!”

 

“I heard my name and excellent idea. That makes me concerned.” Speak of the devil and he shall appear - Kakashi appeared sitting on the sofa reading his book. He must have just shunshined in? I didn’t even notice.

 

“My rival! I have a new challenge!”

 

“Right now? It’s seven in the morning.”

 

“I believed you mentioned a mission briefing at this time? Are you late?”

 

“Hmm...am I?” He said, nonchalantly, reading his book.

 

“You are aware the Hokage has already warned you about your timekeeping? He will continue to become annoyed with you.”

 

“Hmmm...I guess he will.” Little bastard was doing it on purpose.

 

“I see! Then perhaps you will join us for a pot of tea? I may take several minutes as I have not boiled the water.” And Gai was in on it.

 

“Sounds delightful. Thank you...Mah, Erena...something has been bothering me - what do you think of this one?” He pointed to a place in his book. “Realistic?”

 

I grabbed the book and skim read. “Pfft. Very.” And handed the book back. He gave a thoughtful hum and continued reading.

 

Gai just looked at me with utmost confusion. “What just happened?” The look on his face was hilarious.

 

“I’m a literary critic, apparently. I think Kakashi’s trying to start up a book club.”

 

Gai’s face snapped over to Kakashi, who read the situation perfectly.

 

“Umm...just realised I have to see a man about a dog...see ya!” He zoomed out.

 

Gai’s face then slid over to me. “I do believe you did that on purpose. You do realise I must now challenge him to the Hardest and most Horrible Challenge in retribution?”

 

“...can I watch?”

 

Chapter 45: Illuminate arc: part 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Initially I didn’t want to go to Team Gai’s practice session, still feeling a little delicate from the mornings events, but Gai refused to let me dwell on it. He promised to keep to taijutsu and ninjutsu only, if I didn’t want to be around anything sharp and pointy around him. I accepted.

 

All three were pleased to see me (although Neji blamed me for his embarrassing impromptu piggy back the day before), and I even got tears of thanks from Lee for arranging for Tsunade to examine him. He wasn’t fit for field work yet, but would likely get there soon- if he didn’t screw up his rehabilitation. Gai was spending most of his time focusing on Lee, so he didn’t push his exercises too far.

 

I spent the session lounging in a tree, and watching, and occasionally giving TenTen and Neji pointers from my observations (Neji’s taijutsu skills far exceeded my own, but I could pick up little things to work on). It seemed that both Neji and TenTen had taken chill pills since the exam - they were fighting far less and Neji was even giving TenTen advice on her stances. Lee would likely never mature - but that’s okay, too.

 

Sadly, the pleasant morning ended in injury, and I ended up making a trip to the hospital much sooner than I expected, but not because of any fault of my own. Lee - full of energy and excitement after Gai allowed him a small spar with Neji - managed to dislocate Neji’s shoulder. Neji was actually taking it easy on Lee after I told him to not pummel the injured boy to the ground - I felt a bad. Gai had offered to replace it, but I told him to stop -considering the second degree I have received in the past for performing field repairs within Konoha’s walls, I wasn’t going to allow Gai to do the same (I’ve matured, too).

 

“This is all your fault,” Neji grumbled as we entered the lobby. “Now we’re going to waiting around for hours to be seen.”

 

“Oh, pipe down. It’s not that bad.”

 

“Rock Lee dislocated my shoulder. Rock Lee! It’s humiliating.”

 

“You’ll get over it. In a couple of years time you’re going to be thankful if that’s the only injury he gives you...and besides, why would we have to wait around for hours? It’s the hospital?”

 

“Because minor injuries get seen when they can. We’ll be waiting until someone is free.”

 

“That’s a thing?” I’ve never had to wait around before. “Huh...yea, no. I don’t do waiting. Come on!” I grabbed him on his good arm to drag him out of the waiting area.

 

“Where are we going?” He hissed. I didn’t reply to him, and instead stopped by the staff room, and left Neji by the door as I walked in. It wasn’t empty, but I walked in like I owned the place and no one batted an eye - the thing about hospitals is that they are so large, no one knows everyone. I found the staff rota quickly, found his station and walked out.

 

“Did you just walk into the staff area? That’s private.”

 

“I don’t believe in private...and if they really cared they would have locked the door.” Not that it would have stopped me.

 

I found Yumi reexamining a patient. I was rude, but I still respected his job so I sat on seats outside the room until he finished. He walked out, removing examination gloves but stopped in his tracks once he saw me casually sitting there looking at him.

 

“Survive the kidnapping, then?” He said casually.

 

“Just about. All in a days work,” I replied.

 

“Kidnapping?” Neji hissed, looking between me and Yumi like we were talking another language.

 

Yumi threw his gloves into a bin. “Hmmm...last time I saw Erena here she was unconscious...next thing you know she’s kidnapped and carried away by some brute.”

 

“He didn’t mean anything by it...the guy’s actually quite sweet.”

 

He blinked. “Have you had your psych exam yet? Because saying things like that isn’t normal.”

 

“Yumi. I think you’re sweet, too. Pretty sure even Kutsu doesn’t think that.”

 

He smirked at me. “Okay, point. Now get up here!” I grinned and went to hug him. “Now, what are you doing here? Pretty sure you’re scheduled to see Tsunade later - not me. And we’ll be lucky is she makes it here before twelve.”

 

“Oh? I haven’t been told anything. What excellent communication,” I grumbled.

 

“Really? I’m sure you’ll get a message later...now what’s up, I know this isn’t a social call. And before you ask, I’m not disclosing private medical records to you again. I’m lucky I didn’t get fired.”

 

“Neji needs his shoulder fixed. Gai was going to pop it back in, but that wouldn’t solve the muscle and ligaments.”

 

He raised his perfect eyebrow at me- seriously, did he pluck them? “That’s basic, even for you.”

 

“Yea, well, couldn’t have my chakra fizzling out and leaving a job half done. Care to help a girl out? He’s moaning about waiting around in the lobby and it hurts my soul.”

 

He looked to Neji. “Anyone that annoys the shit out of Erena gets at least one free pass, come with me.”

 

“See Yumi? You are sweet!” He snorted in return.

 

He took up to a treatment room and sat Neji down. Gently, he replaced the shoulder and healed the surrounding tissue.

 

“Hey, you’re never that nice with me!”

 

“That’s because it’s the only time I get to show you how much frustration you cause me.”

 

I huffed. “I take it back. You’re such a dick.”

 

Neji flexed his shoulder around and looked between us. “Are you two related?” He asked.

 

Yumi and I looked at each other before laughing. “No, but I guess you could say we grew up together?” I replied.

 

“That’s a bit of an oversimplification, but not inaccurate.”

 

A look of understanding crossed Neji’s face. “Oh...ROOT?”

 

Yumi snapped his head to me. “You told him?”

 

I shrugged. “Gai did. It was necessary at the time. Plus I was drunk and not in my right mind...I guess now I’m only the latter?” I had actually forgotten I told Gai he would tell the team, after the time at the lake in Kumo.

 

He gave me a dry look before he turned to Neji. “Well, then Hyuuga. I guess welcome to one of Konoha’s worst kept dark secrets.”

 

“It’s a fun club, we have our own personal healer!” I said, leaning on Yumi.

 

“I’m not your personal healer. That is not a thing.”

 

“Past experience says otherwise...” I said in a singsong voice.

 

“I thank you for healing me. And I am sorry for the hardships you have faced,” Neji said, giving Yumi a bow.

 

Yumi pointed to Neji. “See this! This is manners, and how normal people act. Take note.” He turned to Neji. “Thank you. And just to let you know, this is how you get your own personal healer. You need anything, just come find me.”

 

“Neji, you little suck up...” I said to him accusingly. He simply smirked and shrugged.

 

“Now, both of you get out of here, I’ve got the rest of the ward to get through...Erena, you and Gai come to dinner at ours sometime soon? Kutsu is upset he keeps missing you.”

 

“Absolutely. I’ll arrange something once I know what I’m doing with myself. Thanks for seeing Neji!” Yumi waved us off as we walked out the door.

 

I turned to Neji. “You are a little creep. But I’m also very impressed. That was beautifully done.”

 

Neji gave me side eye. “I was being sincere.”

 

I smiled. “That’s what makes it even better.”

 

We made it down to the ground floor and I noticed a familiar brunette kunoichi standing talking at the nurses station.

 

“Shizune!” I shouted, and waved to her. She spotted me quickly and smiled. I turned to Neji. “Unless you want to be bored by woman gossiping, I’d just head back to the training fields.” He gave me a slightly fearful gaze, nodded and continued walking out the building while I made my way over to her.

 

“Erena! It is good to see you! How are you?”

 

“I’m good, and you?”

 

“Great, thank you! It’s nice being back in Konoha - thank you for arranging it!” She seemed genuinely happy.

 

“I’m glad I could help,” I laughed. “You staying here much longer?”

 

“I don’t know, we’ll see. At least until things...settle outside of Konoha.” She meant Orochimaru. “What are you doing here? You’re appointment isn’t for another hour.”

 

“Seriously? What’s with the communication in this place? I haven’t been told anything.”

 

“Oh, really? That’s not great...well, I’m not due to start just yet, want to get a coffee while we wait.”

 

“Yea, sure. Sounds nice.”

 

She took me to the hospital cafe while we caught up. I had only met her a handful of times over the years. At first, she didn’t like me and thought I was a bad influence on Tsunade - we would always have drinking competitions and I encouraged her to take risks when she was gambling...it didn’t take long until Tsunade realised they weren’t risks at all. I used card counting and various other tricks to play the system, and she decided I was her new best friend.

 

One of the final times I saw her, I was infiltrating a gang and saw her on a terrible losing streak, and had amounted an insane amount of debt. The people in charge of that particular casino were nasty individuals, so I was concerned. Stepped out of my role to accumulate my own winnings that night (under various disguises to avoid suspicion), and promptly gave everything to her. What I didn’t know was that they had taken Shizune and were holding her captive until the debt was clear. Ergo, Shizune now liked me.

 

She filled me in on Tsunade and hers various travels, and was smart enough not to ask me about my goings on - I guessed she already knew. Once it was closer to the time, she brought me to a secure examination room, in which Tsunade, Inoichi and Itachi were already there. I greeted the other two warmly, and gave a short nod to Itachi while avoiding his eyes. I could acknowledge his presence, at least.

 

“Come on then, brat. Let’s see what trouble you’ve got yourself into.”

 

“Got myself into?” I asked, incredulous.

 

“You know what I mean,” she waved before beginning her exam. It went on for a long time, especially around my head. As soon as she started, I head a faint gasp - ah, she’d found Sasori’s work. She spent a long time after this, and I could see confusion written on her face. When she finished, she gave me a questioning look, and I just smiled faintly and shrugged.

 

“What is it, Tsunade-sama?” Itachi asked.

 

“Well...her mind is under a lot of strain, especially her amygdala. I suspect the majorly of her problems are related to PTSD...psychosomatic. So that’s your problem, Inoichi. But...she has a foreign object lodged within her brain. A needle, but it has chakra attachments extending within the nervous system. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

 

“What?” Itachi hissed. “There is a needle in her head?”

 

“Exactly. I’m guessing its a probe, of some kind. Based on what you have already told me, it is possible that it had various mind controlling properties.”

 

I could see him look stressed. “Can you remove it?”

 

“Brain surgery is not my forte. I can have a better look into it, but there are no guarantees.” She turned to me. “Were you aware of this?”

 

I couldn’t reply, but instead just smiled at her.  She frowned. “You are unable to talk about it?” I blinked at her, my expression unchanging. She sighed. “I can’t tell if this just you being problematic and obstinate or not.”

 

“I’m generally a very chatty person. I find that description unfair.”

 

She snorted. “Well, that settles that. There’s something shutting her up. And she knows about it...why aren’t you more concerned?”

 

Again, I blinked at her.

 

“This is a problem,” Inoichi said. “If it can effect her actions, there is more of a security concern than just getting intel from her.”

 

“I’m very good at seals,” I said cheerfully. I was testing something out. I hoped a blanket and largely non related statement would be a work around. I was correct.

 

“What did you say?” Tsunade asked.

 

“I’m very good at seals.” Honestly, what is it with peoples hearing?

 

She narrowed her eyes. “Are you telling me that the object is a vessel for a seal? On your brain?”

 

I was about to tell her she was very smart, but apparently it was too related...dammit. All I could do was look at her.

 

“I see...it seems we cannot discuss anything in relation to the object itself, but broad information can be used. We can work with this,” Itachi said. I may not like him right now but he has always been clever. “Erena...is it possible to create seals that can manipulate thoughts and actions?”

 

I was about to say, ‘duh, obviously’, but apparently that wasn’t allowed. Try harder.

 

He frowned. “Is there any aspect of fuuinjutsu you cannot master?”

 

I scoffed. “I may not be able to draw them well enough right now, but I’m pretty sure I could figure it out most things.”

 

He smiled. “Would you actively create a seal that would put Konoha into harm?”

 

I frowned. Was he questioning my allegiance again? “Not really my style.”

 

“Yes or no?”

 

“No,” I snapped.

 

“Okay...I may be reading between the lines, but I believe Erena had active input into whatever seal she is placed under, although it was not herself that created it. I would also presume that she is not an active threat to Konoha...but I still still keep into place the precautions already set out.” He looked at me briefly, and looked as though he was thinking about saying something, but stopped. “I would like your research to continue, Tsunade, as see if removal is possible and safe. Perhaps enlist Jiraiya?”

 

She snorted in acquiescence.

 

Itachi nodded. “I will leave if I am of no further use. Have a good afternoon, everyone.”

 

After he left, Inoichi looked at me and whistled. “How do you get yourself into these things?”

 

“Because I’m surrounded my idiots,” I replied.

 



After Tsunade left with Shizune, grumbling about all the research she had to do because of me, that left me and Inoichi. Inoichi took me to a ‘family room’ (where families were placed to hear bad news - apparently the homey feel lessened the shock), where we had a chat. He claimed his office was too far away.

 

“I won’t lie to you, Erena. This is not going to be easy,” he said. “Usually I would mind walk you, but with your mental fortitudes and this seals presence on your mind, I do not think it is worth the risk.”

 

“It’s okay, I really wouldn’t recommend taking a stroll in there anyway. It’s a bit dark and swirly. Like a hurricane.”

 

“The fact you can describe your mindscape as such also worries me. But first I would like to discuss several things with you. Do you feel up to it?”

 

“Crack on.”

 

We sat in there for hours. He talked about things before the Akatsuki, what I was able to discuss about my times during my placement with them, and about the Tsukuyomi and my recovery so far.

 

“Shikaku mentioned a reluctance to go to his house? Can you explain that?”

 

“It’s no longer reluctance, but an absolute refusal now.” He raised an eyebrow. I sighed. “This morning I tried to slice Gai’s throat with a knife in the kitchen.”

 

His eyes widened. “And how did this occur?”

 

I shrugged. “He was chopping fruit, I went over to see what was going on...I didn’t even notice I had registered the knife before it was in my hand and I went in for the kill. He blocked it easily, but...”

 

“Was it an impulse? Were you aware of your action?”

 

“I don’t think so, it just happened. I only really noticed what I did after Gai stopped me.”

 

“And what do you think happened?”

 

“It was so similar...in the vision, we were in the kitchen, and it was a kunai I used...”

 

“But not the same kitchen? And it was a different weapon?” I nodded.

 

He sighed. “You had a dissociative flashback, occasionally seen with PTSD. Due to the nature of the...event...your mind is finding it easy to blur reality to the genjutsu. Even if not the same, there are multiple possible triggers...we should meet several times a week. I would like to try a variety of different treatments until we find the right one. Unfortunately your situation is very unique. In the mean time, I would recommend avoiding any scenarios even slightly similar to the genjutsu - whether it is avoiding seeing Gai in a kitchen or kitchen like space, the Naras at home or similar, and Shisui and Itachi in a meal situation.”

 

I scoffed. “Fat chance to no chance of that happening.”

 

“Even so. I would also recommend continuing avoiding weapons - and not just around these individuals. I will inform them all of these precautions, so you do not have to.” He stopped for a minute. “As Konoha is the site of the genjutsu’s application and vision, you may find your symptoms deteriorate before they get better. Keep a diary of anything different you noticed, and your interactions with the subjects.  And if possible, I would advise a companion when possible.”

 

“You mean a babysitter?”

 

“Not my wording of choice, but the same sentiment applies.” He smiled, and I huffed.

 


 

 

Inoichi walked me to the Jounin Command Centre, and gave Shikaku the full explanation - from the needle in my head to my PTSD. I could read Shikaku’s face well enough to see he was less than impressed but kept quiet.

 

“I need a drink,” he groaned, heading into his secret stash. “Anyone else need a drink?”

 

“No, thank you,” Inoichi replied, then he turned to me. “I would also advise you not to partake at the moment. Even if we ignore your previous dependence issues, there is no telling what it may do to your impulse control. Alcohol is definitely contraindicated.”

 

“It’s not like I’d be able to hold the cup anyway,” I said. “And what do I do now? Nothings changed after the exams. Has Konoha always been so boring? I don’t remember Konoha always being so boring.”

 

“That’s because you’ve never been injured to the same extent, Erena.” Inoichi said. “You will need to find other ways to preoccupy yourself during the recovery period.”

 

“Like what? I can’t go anywhere. Do anything. I can’t practice, use my hands...I can’t even do any investigation or paperwork because I’m a security threat. What can I do?”

 

“See people? Visit places?” Shikaku suggested.

 

“I’ll be done in a week,” I said. Even at the Inn I had menial tasks to keep me busy, but there was nothing like that here, and I wasn’t signing up for D-ranks like some rookie genin.

 

“What about your tutoring sessions with Shikamaru? I know he wouldn’t mind restarting them.”

 

“Is that okay?” I asked.

 

“Of course...books can’t be used as weapons.”

 

I shrugged. “Depends on who you ask.”

 

“And what is it that you tutor him for?” Inoichi asked, genuinely curious.

 

“History, politics, strategy, war games.”

 

“They learn that at the academy.”

 

I scoffed. “They learn useless facts at the academy. Whether or not you know the date of Konoha’s founding makes little difference in the real world. I just show him the useful stuff.”

 

“To what end?”

 

I looked to him. “What do all those subjects have in common?”

 

“In common?”

 

“Do you know the last person I taught in those subjects?”

 

Both men looked to each other and frowned, confused. “No...I wasn’t aware you were a teacher,” Inoichi said.

 

“I like to think myself as more of a guide.”

 

“So who did you ‘guide’ then?” He spoke in a mocking tone, and rolled his eyes at Shikaku, who smirked.

 

“Itachi.”

 

Both men went quiet for a minute, thinking. The next time Shikaku spoke, it was quiet and controlled.

 

“You are teaching leadership.”

 

“Don’t tell him that. He’ll think it’s too troublesome,” I joked.

 

“You want Shikamaru to be Hokage?” Inoichi asked, incredulous.

 

I barked a laugh. “Oh god no. Could you imagine? Just look at Shikaku as Jounin Commander...if you didn’t delegate so well the village would be up in smoke!..no offence.”

 

“Much taken,” he said dryly. “Then what?”

 

I shrugged. “That’s for him to choose. I just want to give him a little nudge and help him reach his potential. Nara or not, there’s no excuse for most of his bullshit.”

 

Inoichi looked at me with interest. “And who else have you tutored?”

 

I scrunched up my nose. “Nothing like that. TenTen with Fuuinjutsu, but that’s because she showed interest...I’ve given a couple of kids kicks up the ass...and I guess the stuff in ROOT, but I’m not sure that counts.”

 

“It counts,” Inoichi said with a smile. “If you’ll excuse me, I have other places to be. I’ll see you in a few days, Erena.” He smiled at me before he walked out.

 

I looked to Shikaku. “Is he always that weird?”

 

He snorted. “You have absolutely no place to talk.”

 


 

 

The next couple of weeks were okay. Not great, but okay. I saw Inoichi several times, with little to no success. I was lucky enough to to have Gai stay in the village, and I wasn’t sure it was coincidence. I spent most of my time with him, and was worried I was starting to become a little dependent...but for now I was okay with it.

 

There were no further issues where I tried to attack, but I did zone out a couple of times. Once, when we were walking near the Naka river, close to the ‘picnic’ site - I stopped as if in a trance and wouldn’t respond to Gai at all. In my head, it was a flashback of the scene over and over...until Gai threw me in the water (when I attacked him afterwards it was entirely of my own volition).

 

The second time was when TenTen was practicing with weapons on the training fields. A stray shiruken landed where I was sitting, and I instinctually picked it up to throw back. Instead, I held it in my hands until Gai removed it from me, and I snapped out of it (no river required that time, thankfully).

 

I saw Shikamaru frequently in the library...obviously someone had spoke to him about my little problem because he was weird the first couple of times, even if he didn’t mention anything. I got frustrated and told him to stop treating me like a time bomb or I’d have to stop seeing him - the suggestion was actual given by Inoichi as he was worried my guilt and resentment would set me back.

 

One glaring absence from my life was Shisui. I hadn’t seen him since I returned, and couldn’t find him anywhere. At first I thought he was on a mission or two. After a while it became obvious he was avoiding me.

 

I was walking down the street with TenTen on the way to the library one day when I saw him in a restaurant eating lunch with Itachi. I tried not to let it get to me but I failed. I stopped looking for him after that.

 

When Gai and his team were finally sent on a mission outside the village, I think he was more nervous than me. He didn’t like the thought of me being alone at night, and was concerned about during the day. I hadn’t been left alone for weeks, at any point, so he was flitting around like a big ball of green nervous energy. I tried to tell him I’d be fine, but I was concerned myself. I’d go and see Shikaku a few times at the office, but I couldn’t stay there long (what with my ban of being near sensitive material), go out with Yoshino and see Yumi and Kutsu in the evenings...but other than that my support bubble was fairly thin.

 

However, the morning after he left, I woke up to find Kakashi in the apartment, having helped himself to a cup of coffee.

 

“Am I in the right apartment? I’m pretty sure I’m in the right apartment,” I said, looking around as if you confirm I wasn’t in Kakashi’s.

 

“Mah, don’t be silly. Gai signed me up as your babysitter. Trust me, I’m as thrilled as you are.”

 

“You mean you’d rather stick your head in a boiling pot of oil until your skin melts off, then cover yourself in nectar and walk into a swarm of bees?”

 

He blinked. “What is wrong with you?”

 

I shrugged. “Right now, a lack of coffee. Normally it would just be the bees part.”

 

He groaned. “Gai better get back soon.” I raised my newly filled mug in salute.

 

After this we headed over for his team training...two hours late. How the team hadn’t revolted by now I had no idea.

 

When we turned up, there was a very unimpressed Naruto, Sasuke and a pink haired Kunoichi.

 

“You’re late!” Naruto shouted.

 

“Sorry, Erena and I were debating the merits of beekeeping and lost track of time.”

 

I nodded. “I’m very much in favour. So many uses.”

 

“Erena!” Naruto shouted excitedly. “I didn’t know you and Kakashi-sensei were friends!”

 

“We’re not. He’s annoying and has stupid hair. And I’m still annoyed he cancelled our book club.”

 

“Never mention that again,” Kakashi said, and I grinned. I had pleasant flashback to him flirting with an eighty year old so successfully he was flashed a bit of granny boob. Gai happily declared him the winner of the challenge (unknown to Kakashi, I was the old woman Gai flirted with...the shaking hands fit in well with the deception).

 

“You are in a book club together?” the Kunoichi asked confused.

 

“Nah, he reads at the pace of a five year old. It wasn’t worth the drama.” That just made her look even more confused.

 

Kakashi cleared his throat. “So! This here is my...what are we?”

 

“Mortal enemies? Frenemies? Or just friends that we like to insult frequently?”

 

“Mmmm...i’ll go with the last option.” Aw, he was sweet. “So, Erena here is on a short sabbatical. She’s here to assess you and give her recommendations. She is very astute and will not hesitate to verbally castrate you if you act up.”

 

I was genuinely surprised Kakashi came up with a cover story.

 

“Oh, I physically castrate now, too,” I added helpfully. I saw Naruto blanch, shocked, and even Sasukes grumpy face flashed in fear for a second.

 

Kakashi looked physically pained for a second, and rubbed the bridge of his nose. “What Erena is trying to say is that she doesn’t mess around...unless its with my head. Any questions?”

 

Naruto shot his hand up. “But I thought you were injured and crazy?” God...how had this boy not been murdered by now? The girl smacked him over the head - I liked her immediately.

 

Unfortunately, I also saw Sasuke’s face morph into a sneer momentarily. I narrowed my eyes, but concentrated on the space between his eyes. “Oh, something to add Sasuke-kun?”

 

He was initially shocked at being caught out, before trying to adopt a carefree posture. “Why are you even here? Shouldn’t you be in a psych ward or something?”

 

Kakashi stilled, but I butted in before he could. “Oh, absolutely. But unfortunately for you I’m not. And like it or not you have to deal with me. If you have any complaints, go run to your father and I’m sure he’ll tell you what he thinks of my skills as an assessor and recommendations...and until then, shut the fuck up.”

 

He stilled and didn’t say anything else, but Naruto started laughing...and got hit by the rosette again. She was going to win the prize for my favourite member of the team.

 

“You have such a way with children,” Kakashi commented.

 

“I know, right?” I replied, completely ignoring his sarcasm. “And for some reason they keep coming back for more.”

 

After that, I adopted a spot on a tree and watched the training session silently. As with Gai I had no place in interfering, and I didn’t have the same rapport with the team to butt in with helpful comments yet. By the end of the first day, I was genuinely surprised at how they actually functioned as a team. They were a mess. I had a lot of respect for Kakashi as a team leader, but they were far too different.

 

Okay, so Naruto and Sasuke were genuine friends - but that made their rivalry even worse. They were constantly trying to one up the other, and it was a disaster waiting to happen. Naruto needed a reality check big time, and Sasuke was a swirling pool of resentment - and unfortunately I suspected the focus was his brother. He was genuinely frustrated at Naruto at times, but their was something deeper there...It was like Neji, but more dangerous. Neji was vocal about his issues and Sasuke was not. That needed sorted.

 

And the kunoichi, Sakura...god she was brilliant. Actually brilliant. She picked up instructions quickly, took to all exercised like a fish to water...but she acted like a dumb bitch. She was obviously obsessed with Sasuke, and was dumbing down her talents - she deliberately didn’t answer questions she knew to give him the limelight. Like, who does that?

 

“So, what do you think?” Kakashi asked, after the others had gone.

 

“I think they need an intervention. You are a fucking miracle worker to keep them alive so far.”

 

“Hmm...it is a challenge,” he agreed.

 

“So can I?” I asked.

 

“Can you what?” He asked, seriously confused.

 

“Annoy the shit out of them? Except I’m not sure about Naruto - he’s a ridiculous creature who needs something I don’t have.”

 

“And what’s that?”

 

“Positivity. I have been told frequently it’s something I’m lacking.”

 

“Well, I think you are positively horrible - does that count?”

 

“Mmmm...not this time. But thanks for the compliment.”

 

By the end of the second day I was seriously annoying the kids. I would sit on my perch and bark out any and all errors, no matter how small. Sakura took it silently, Naruto erupted to tell me off, and Sasuke attempted to ignore my every comment, but I could see I was getting to him. I asked Kakashi not to interfere, no matter what happened, which he easily accepted.

 

On day three, he finally snapped.

 

“If you think you’re so perfect, why don’t you fight me!” He shouted at me.

 

“Hmmm...no thanks,” I replied cheerfully.

 

“Why? You afraid I’ll beat you?” He sneered. “You know, I heard you’re still a genin. How pathetic.”

 

He was attempting to rile me up. Wow, so pathetic. I sighed. “Sasuke, the amount of shits I give about my rank are less than zero. It’s like negative ten shits.”

 

“Don’t think I haven’t seen that hand shake...I bet you can’t even hold a kunai. You’re not even fit to be a shinobi.”

 

I jumped down from my tree to stand in front of him. “We have very different idea’s of what makes someone fit to be a shinobi, Sasuke. What’s your take? Power? Strength?”

 

He scoffed. “Of course. Without strength how can you defeat your enemies? Protect your village? Otherwise you’re useless.”

 

“It takes more than a strong arm to protect a village. It also takes a strong mind.”

 

“And I have both!”

 

“Do you? Because all I see is brute strength and rage. A strong mind doesn’t just retain facts. Do you understand the difference between knowing and understanding? Because that is a fundamental in the path of greatness.”

 

“And what would you know about greatness?” He hissed.

 

“I know what it takes to become great. And it is something you will never be.” I turned from him, a clear act of dismissal and started to walk away.

 

He threw a punch at me.

 

“You are a silly little boy, you know that?” I said. “It’s a wonder how you’re even related to your brother.” I saw his jaw clench. “Oh, did I hit a sore spot? Jealous of your brother and how easy everything is for him? Worried that you’ll never be as good as him? You call me pathetic, but as least I’ll never be compared and constantly seen as second best.” His posture became rigid and his eyes flashed dangerously. “Itachi’s poor little baby brother...constantly needing protected and never able to look after himself. Itachi wasn’t much older than your when he secured the treaty with Suna, you know? And what have you accomplished? Chuunin promotion through nepotism and a handful of C-rank missions? What a joke.”

 

The last insult was clearly too far. Before I knew it, he released a massive fire jutsu in my direction. I didn’t move, and couldn’t effectively block with my lack of chakra control.

 

I felt the flames roll over me, and the pain spreading through my limbs. I covered my head with my hands and arms, but I could feel parts of it in contact with the flames.

 

The jutsu ended quickly and I still stood there. You know, I have had many an injury in my time, but this fucking takes the goddamn biscuit and I regretted my plan immensely. I knew he was due en explosion, I just didn’t think it would be literal. I had hoped for a little taijutsu, or well, even a little katana stab...I knew I needed to let him see the consequences for his actions, I just didn’t think it’d be that fucking painful. (in hindsight I was actually thankful it wasn’t the chidori...although I hoped Kakashi would have stepped in for that, as least)

 

I was used to pain, but it took everything I had to keep my posture in place. My arms and exposed legs were toast, and I could feel burns on the sides of my face, nose and side of my head... it was also a miracle most of my clothes were still intact. I guess shinobi gear was slightly flame retardant.

 

He looked shocked to see me standing in place were the flame had been. He was taking in my injuries and paled.

 

“Why didn’t you move?!” He screamed. I walked towards him.

 

“Showing you an example of a strong mind,” I said.

 

“But...doesn’t that hurt?”

 

I attempted to smile but I couldn’t - like physically couldn’t. “Oh, absolutely. I now know what barbecue feels like. Would not recommend...but you think it’s going to stop me?...Being a shinobi isn’t just about one thing. Everyone has their own path, their thing that makes them special. My mind is mine...Itachis is how he views the world...and yours? Yours is your passion.”

 

His eyes widened. “What do you mean?”

 

“You have a passion for being a shinobi that I don’t have, and your brother certainly doesn’t have...but you use it in the wrong way. Harness it, and then you’ll become great.”

 

I took a breath. “And if you’ll excuse me. I think I need to go to the hospital before I pass out with shock...Kakashi, mind if I borrow Sakura?”

 

He shook his head but gave me an angry look. Aw, hell. I’d hear about this later. As if I didn’t know what a stupid move I just made.

 

Sakura walked me to the hospital silently, occasionally looking at me in concern. We got some pretty strange looks as we walked by.

 

As we entered the hospital, I was immediately grabbed and forced into a bed without any explanation...but I suppose I didn’t need one. They tried to touch me and put needles in me and were constantly asking me questions like my date of birth.

 

“For fuck sake, can someone just grab Yumi or Shizune and tell them Erena’s been an idiot? They’d have me out of here by now!”

 

“What’s going on?” I heard a bellow a minute later. Oh my saviour.

 

“Hi Yumi! I figured it was time for a visit!” I said, happy to see him.

 

“Erena?” He hissed. “What the fuck did you do? Run into a burning house?”

 

“Nah, stepped in front of a fire jutsu.”

 

He blinked. “I seriously hope you are joking. You do know that normal people don’t do shit like that, and actively avoid fire, right? Please don’t tell me you’re suicidal now?”

 

“No, just really stupid and miscalculated...can you fix me now? It really kinda hurts.”

 

“I swear to god...” He shook his head but immediately started the procedure on my head first. He then barked an order to two of his colleagues who started on my lower body. I could see the healing chakra working immediately- it was cool and soothing.

 

An hour an they were done. I was pretty much good as new, except missing a couple of chunks of hair and most of my eyebrow...I’d fill those in later.

 

“Don’t think Gai won’t hear about this!” Yumi pointed accusingly before leaving.

 

Sakura still remained silent as we walked back, but then suddenly asked me a question. “Why did you do that?”

 

“Because the way things were going, it was either me or one of you guys.”

 

“Sasuke-kun would never do that!” She said, appalled.

 

“And now you’ll never have to find out.”

 

When we got back, Kakashi grabbed me and took me to Inoichi without saying anything. Inoichi only sighed when he saw me.

 

“What have you done now?”

 



 

 

Interlude

 

Itachi sat down at the family table with his family. He tried to make time for a family meal once a week, even if it was a short one.

 

The atmosphere at the table seemed a little different this time. His mother and father seemed in reasonable spirits, but Sasuke was hardly eating, and spent a lot of time staring at his food, deep in thought.

 

“Sasuke, honey, are you okay?” His mother asked.

 

Sasuke took a while before answering. “Erena’s kind of scary, isn’t she?” He asked, and Itachi’s eyebrows rose in surprise. Whatever he was expecting, it wasn’t that.

 

Fugaku stopped eating and put his chopsticks down. “Scary is not the word I would choose. Do you mean intimidating?”

 

Sasuke furrowed his brow, considering then nodded. What has she been up to? He’d probably get the report tomorrow.

 

“I am guessing something happened today...from past experience, I would presume she did something unexpected, then proceeded to give counsel?”

 

“Yes...how did you know?” Sasuke sounded bewildered.

 

“She is more predictable than she realises,” Fugaku smirked slightly. “Her advice is usually remarkably insightful. I would suggest following it...Although if she ever asks you to play shogi, decline.”

 

A thoughtful look went on Sasuke’s face again but he didn’t explain any further. They continued the meal without any interruption. Itachi gave his goodbyes before leaving to go to the Hokage residence.

 

“Hey, Itachi?” Sasuke caught up with him as he left. “I know we haven’t done it in a while, but can we train a little this weekend? I understand if you’re busy.”

 

Sasuke had not asked him or approached him for training since before the chuunin exams. His countenance had changes slightly, too. He often gave little away and seemed harder - Itachi had presumed it was his way of dealing with his promotion and attempting to be more professional.

 

The offer for a training with him was not unwelcome.

 

“That would be nice, Sasuke. I will make time for you, always.”

Notes:

Oh, Erena is gonna be in big troubles!

Chapter 46: Illuminate arc: part 4

Notes:

Some mentions of drug use (not Erena, don’t worry!)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

After Kakashi dropped me off at Inoichi’s office, I was thoroughly questioned. And whatever answers Inoichi was getting, he didn’t like. He wouldn’t explain much,but I could read his expressions easily enough.

 

From then he told me that I was allowed to observe and discuss only, and was not allowed to physically interact with the kids. He feared that I was a risk to my own safety and didn’t understand boundaries.

 

“You’re not in ROOT or the Akatsuki any more. Shock tactics aren’t necessary, especially with children.”

 

Well, I disagreed. Sometimes they are...I may have overstepped the mark with Sasuke, but even I couldn’t have anticipated his move. He needed to see a shrink himself, if you asked me.

 

To say I was angry was an understatement, but I wasn’t able to express myself to Inoichi. While we had our sessions and I told him nearly everything, there was no way losing my shit with him would have changed anything. He was already judging me on recent events, and I worried what consequences there could be if I let rip...that evening I had the worst nights sleep and somehow woke up in another room.

 

The next day I went back for another training session with Team Seven...and it was actually pleasant. Sasuke was a little quiet, but seemed more pensive than anything else. He was still a sarcastic bastard, but his bark had lost that bitter edge.

 

Naruto seemed to have found more respect for me, as well. He kept jumping around  asking for me to show him the cool ‘trick’, as apparently it was super badass. I had laughed a little, but explained that it was definitely not going to happen. He was relentless until Kakashi explained it wasn’t a trick at all. That made Naruto even more impressed.

 

And Sakura...nothing changed. She was a little weary of me but still let Sasuke distract her. I had to ask Kakashi if that was normal, but all he did was shrug. I guess he didn’t understand normal children either.

 

But the more I watched her the more interesting she got. Her chakra control was amazing, and almost instinctual. And she had a wicked streak to her that I could respect - sadly she only showed it towards Naruto, but it was definitely there. She had balls on her...I wonder...

 

“Hey Kakashi...I have an idea.”

 

He groaned. “No. I can already tell you it’s terrible.”

 

I sent him a dry look. “Fine then. But it means less work for you...”

 

“I know I’ll come to regret this but fine. Do tell.”

 

“How’d you feel about sending Sakura on private training sessions with Yumi?”

 

“Yumi?” He frowned.

 

“I know, he’s not exactly a people person but he’s a decent judge of character and aptitude. She’s going stagnant here, and needs an outlet. You told me about her written test in the exam. Her potential is wasted here.”

 

“You saying I’m not a good sensei?” He narrowed his eyes at me.

 

“You’re a great sensei with what you know, but you don’t know her. I’m not saying to split the team up, but let her have a...hobby. Something extra. Like TenTen and Fuuinjutsu.”

 

He accepted relatively easy and spoke to Sakura. Initially she panicked because she thought he was kicking her off the team. Naruto, and even Sasuke, stepped in to defend her, not allowing the team to break up..I was pleasantly surprised by the two of them.

 

I asked her to at least meet with Yumi first before refusing.

 

“Oh, is that your healer from the hospital?” She asked, with tiny hint of a blush. Oh, Yumi. You heartbreaker.

 

Convincing Yumi was a whole other issue. I got kicked out of his office twice (literally kicked out), and he threatened my life.

 

I ended up having to call in a Favour (Favour with a capital F), to at least assess her and tell me what he thought.

 

Lo and behold, after the meeting the next day he grudgingly accepted my idea had merit. He agreed to meet with her twice a week, but if she slacked once he’d kick her to the curb. He’d give her more time when she was a chuunin.

 

And he vowed to beat the politeness out of her, if it was the last thing he did. “I am not dealing with a simpering little flower girl. She can learn to bite back or I’ll chew her up and spit her out.” Time would tell if she actually listened to him.

 

After the week had finished, Gai and his team still weren’t back. I was growing bored of Team Seven, but only because I was commanded to limit my involvement. Kakashi insisted I continued showing up until Gai’s return...sorry, but no. I wasn’t some infant that needed constant attention. I knew my problems and could avoid for now. I needed some freedom.

 

By some miracle, my saviour came on the last day of training. I was lying in a tree counting leaves (I had grown bored of Sasuke and Naruto punching each other), when I sensed Fugaku enter the area. All signs of fighting ceased, and I immediately sat up looking towards him.

 

“Father,” Sasuke greeted, although seemed confused.

 

“Sasuke,” he acknowledged. “After you are done here, I expect you to return home immediately. Is that understood?” Sasuke furrowed his brow and nodded. Fugaku turned to Kakashi. “Hakate, I wish to speak with Erena...unless she is otherwise occupied?”

 

He slid his gaze over to me (I immediately diverted my eyes from his), and I gave him a short wave from my tree. Kakashi didn’t even bother verbalising a reply, and simply shrugged.

 

“Erena, would you please follow me?” He asked, and I hopped down to follow him. We walked in silence for some time. I was half expecting him to walk me to the police station, but instead he took me to his house. Entering the Uchiha sector was fun- I pretty much kept my eyes focused on the ground in front, and I know I received some pretty strange looks - even from Fugaku. He knew the whole story so I was finding it a little insulting.

 

It was actually the first time he had approached me since my return, and in all honesty, I expected something sooner. Before, I had actually considered him a friend. Considering how much he was trying to speak to me at the hospital with Sasuke, I was expecting him to chat my ear off.

 

We entered an empty house, and he took me to his study before gesturing for me to sit down. I complied, but reserved. What he ever going to say anything or was he just trying to annoy me?

 

“Hey, Fugaku...you planning to say something? Because I tell tell you, if you think you’ve been using telepathy so far, you’re failing.” I crossed my arms and made a very unimpressed face.

 

Fugaku sighed but took a seat in front of me.

 

“I will admit I was worried, but I can see your sarcasm is very much intact.”

 

“Even when I die, my sarcasm will be the last to go. Now what did you drag me all the way here for? You made me lose count, I was on three thousand two hundred and twenty seven, and how I’ll need to start again.”

 

“I swear, sometimes I think you are speaking a different language than the rest of us.” He shook his head in exasperation. “There are many things that I wish to discuss, but I will admit I do not know where to start...I suppose, first I must apologise for Sasuke. I only just found out about the training incident.”

 

“Oh, is that what they’re calling it?”

 

He looked pained. “I was aware that you had joined him for sessions...he seemed more content the last few days, and I knew that you likely had something to do with it. The specifics were not divulged to me until last night - Hatake became aware that Sasuke had not informed us of your...intervention, and Sasukes initial reactions.” His posture looked defeated. “He was not raised to act in such a way, and had been taught to respect fire jutsu for the power it holds...he severely injured you.”

 

I shrugged. “It’s cool. Nothing I couldn’t handle.”

 

“You shouldn’t have to handle anything...I have come to understand that we have ignored certain feelings of wounded pride and jealousy within him, and I will admit I did not see it. Now we are aware, such an incident will never happen again. I assure you.”

 

“Okay, cool...no harm no foul?” I said. If Fugaku was going to get on top of the matter, I believed him. He rarely let things lie.

 

He shook his head, but with a faint fond smile. “I have never known anyone to disregard such actions against them as quick as you. Like they are as simple as making a pot of tea.”

 

“To be honest, it’s probably easier right now. Picking up tea pots can be very hit or miss,” I said with a joke, but instead it sobered Fugaku up.

 

“And that brings me to the second topic...Itachi.” I stiffened. “I understand it is a topic you wish to avoid, but it cannot be helped.” He sighed. “After everything you have done for me, I feel I am responsible for your current situation. It is the choices I have made that directly led to this...from his upbringing to not disclosing information. And for that I am sorry...I know you blame Itachi, but some blame must also lie upon me. I have failed you...”

 

He seemed genuinely stricken - and to read such an emotion on a face from someone like Fugaku, it was a testament to his true feelings. He looked like he was going to say more but was unable to spit it out.

 

I had never blamed Fugaku at all...not for the Akatsuki or for Itachi. But he was a prideful man, and felt like the actions of his children reflected back to him, so I could see where he was coming from.

 

“Fugaku, no. I...it’s happened and it sucks. But we can’t change it now so trying to shift blame is only going to confuse matters. I’m done with fighting...I just need to accept it now. It’s never going to change.”

 

“Can nothing be done?” He asked, concerned.

 

“Therapy?” I laughed softly. “But I can’t say it’s going anywhere. If anything I feel more trapped now than when I started. There are so many rules and restrictions...”

 

“Have no other techniques been discussed?” He asked.

 

“Like what?”

 

“I do not claim to be an expert in the matters of the mind, but genjutsu has been utilised by my clan for generations-“

 

“No,” I snapped. I was not willingly subjecting myself to another Uchiha placing genjutsu upon me.

 

“I understand. It was a suggestion in poor taste. I apologise...I just wish to help.”

 

“Just be a friend?” I suggested. “I don’t have many here, so I’d prefer not to lose the ones I have. Even miserable old dicks like yourself.”

 

He frowned. “What do you mean?”

 

“Fugaku, I hate to break it to you, but you are the textbook example of a miserable old-“

 

“Erena, stop deflecting,” he said. “You have friends here, that is clear.”

 

“Really?” I said. “Because right now my support circle consists of Gai, the Nara’s and Kakashi...and when Kakashi is looking like your best friend, you know you need to reevaluate your life because thats just sad.”

 

“I was not aware...”he said with furrowed brow, deep in thought.

 

“Aware of what? My terrible social status? It’s a thing...now, can you do me a favour and drop these depressing subjects? I’d really rather do anything else...like anything.”

 

He looked like he was about to argue, but I glared at his face. He relented. “Might I suggest a game of shogi?”

 

I grinned. “I thought you’d never ask.”

 

We played several games over the next hour - they didn’t last long. I swear Fugaku had gotten worse. Sometimes I was unable to move the pieces at all and had to direct Fugaku where to place them. It seemed to visibly upset him, judging by his clenched jaw when he did so, but he never said anything.

 

I guided conversation to fairly neutral topics - like Mikoto, Sasuke, various village politics. He tried to mention Itachi a new times but I would change the subject immediately. I could see what he was trying to do and it wasn’t going to work. If he continued I was going to walk out.

 

Eventually I brought up the incident with the two idiotic police officers and he scowled. Apparently they had both been put through some kind of remedial training and he was deeply embarrassed.

 

He then started talking about the police forces new drive to safeguarding civilian safety - it was good to see him passionate about something. They were taking domestic disturbances more seriously, and had increased focus in numerous areas, especially drug dealers...It would always surprise me that hidden villages could have such a problem.

 

Apparently he was finding difficulty locating a new player in the area. He was crafty and suspected the man to have been a shinobi himself at one point.

 

“So where’s the file, then?” I asked.

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“Please. You aren’t going to dangle a carrot like that in front of me and not expect me to bite. I’ve had nothing to do except watch genin train. I’m so bored.”

 

He smirked and went to a drawer to pull out a file. He hadn’t planned for this, but clearly saw an opportunity with how amiable we were being. It was like old times and I was enjoying myself more than I had in a while.

 

The report was poor investigated. Most of the witness accounts were nothing but rumours. It seemed the person had been bringing in highly volatile substances, which had resulted in several deaths. The drugs couldn’t be identified, either. It was almost as if...

 

I laughed. “It’s probably Terano Manabu...he doesn’t see himself as a drug dealer, and more of an artist and a chemist. He’s missing nin from Kumo, but so low level he didn’t make any international bingo books. He likes to experiment and push compounds to their limits. Some work, some flop. It’s not surprising so many people have died - he tends to take advantage and use people as guinea pigs.”

 

“How do you know this?” He asked with a frown.

 

I shrugged. “I know the guy. Bought from the guy.” I saw Fugaku’s eyes widen. “No, not like that! I needed raw ingredients for poisons, he was convenient.” I shrugged.

 

“You associated with a known drug dealer?” He seemed concerned.

 

“Fugaku...I’ve worked for drug dealers...they pay well and tend not to ask questions. Not my choice, but what you gonna do?” I shrugged.

 

“I see...” Yea, he clearly didn’t. His face done that silly thing where it became all frowned and liney again.

 

“Drug dealers are not the worst kind of people I’ve encountered, so stop right now. I don’t like them, but it was a necessity. My mortality hasn’t changed, I just had to...squash it down for a while. You want me to bring Manabu down? Sure, no sweat.”

 

“You apprehend him? Erena, you are not on active duty. I will never allow it.”

 

I smiled. “But here’s the kicker - he will only interact with people who have been introduced and personally vouched for. His paranoia knows no bounds. I can get to him, your officers cannot. He’s a master at escaping, it’s why he’s still around- he’ll run as soon as he see’s you coming. It’s best to corner him.”

 

He seemed to think for several minutes. “I cannot allow it. We must try another way - perhaps if you divulge all you know we can locate him.”

 

“It won’t work,” I said. “And more people will die.”

 

“Shikaku will have my head.”

 

I laughed. “He knows how stubborn I am. And I’m going stir crazy here. Please?”

 

The pleading seemed to do it, and i saw his countenance crumple. “But how can you, with your current...” he pointed to my hands.

 

“He knows me as an alcoholic mercenary with no regard for my own safety...it would be easy enough to pin this down to extreme abuse. He’d buy it. And I don’t intend to fight - once I find him and it’s a decent enough opportunity, I’ll activate a tracing beckon and you can engage. It’ll be easy enough.”

 

“You will not participate if there is a fight?”

 

“Pinky promise, I know my limits.”

 

He sighed. “Then I will accept your help.”

 

I was thrilled.


 

After that I had to make excuses to my babysitters for a couple of days. They were easy enough to lie to - using multiple excuses. Kakashi seemed a little sceptical but didn’t argue. I suspect he just thought I wanted a little space, which he could understand.

 

I couldn’t use Fugaku’s terrible investigative report, and so I did a little digging on my own. Despite the years, the Infiltration network was still active and in use. I sent a request out for information, and received numerous replies - even if many of them were only well wishes and them telling me they were pleased to hear from me. Yumi had told me they were aware of my return, but were hesitant to contact until they knew it was acceptable to do so. Apparently they knew it would have been an undercover operation the whole time - it was nice some people had a little faith in me.

 

Within a day I had a location - the network was nothing if not effective. I suspected that the person who finally located it had done more than observe and report, but I’d never say anything negative about them.

 

Deciding no time like the present, I sent a message to Fugaku telling him my plan and to have officers on standby in the general area. I didn’t tell him the exact location incase having officers accumulate around would scare him off.

 

Before I left the apartment I had one final step I was dreading slightly. Terano was an expert on narcotics and while I was a good actor, if i was going to play my former self, I needed it to be more than a little convincing. I could act drunk, but the physical effects would be difficult to mimic with my lack of control. I didn’t tell Fugaku this because I knew he would have rejected it. I still remembered the warnings from Inoichi, but I figured if I was tipsy and not black out drunk, it would be okay. Plus I wouldn’t be around anyone at risk.

 

So, there I was sitting with a bottle of sake, not wanting to drink it but needed to. Oh how the tables turn.

 

“Bottoms up?” I whispered to myself before downing it. I threw the bottle down and tried not to vomit with how quick I had drank it.

 

I placed on a plain black coat and I made my way straight to Terano’s base, and started feeling the effects of the alcohol as I made my way there. I became just a little lightheaded, but I was otherwise in control. I could do this.

 

When I reached the building I walked straight in. The thing about Akatsuki was you generally felt like you owned the place- or at least that’s how Kisame would act and I tended to emulate that attitude on missions. You knew you could take them so why bother with the slight potential of pissing them off? Someone tried to grab my arm but I sent a small amount of killing intent. He stopped in his tracks and looked like he wanted to cry. Several other men were watching the exchange.

 

“Take me to Terano. I have some business with him.”

 

“Who?” He squeaked. “I don’t know who you’re taking about.”

 

“Spare me,” I sneered. “If you actually value your tongue, I suggest you keep it shut and go find him. Tell him an old friend is here looking to make a purchase.”

 

When I was on these kind of assignments, I rarely divulged my name. As knowing my identity was a detriment in my business, I kept it mum. Fortunately for me, this would work in my favour as my name was known in Konoha, even if not by all, so I would just be a nameless face here.

 

He ran away while I waited, and I looked at the surroundings. At first glance, it looked like a normal home - we were standing in the entrance hall and it looked very non-threatening. But there was an awful smell permeating from one of the back rooms.

 

Curious, I headed over and opened the door.

 

In there were three bodies, freshly dead. The smell wasn’t from them, but the room itself. This wasn’t the first set of dead people the room had seen.

 

I bent down to examine the closest one -  they didn’t have a mark on them but the look in their face was one of horror. Whatever had fallen upon them wasn’t pleasant.

 

“Ah, I see you have found some unsatisfied customers of mine,” a nasally voice said from the room entrance. I turned around to find Terano standing there - he was a tall and attractive man, that had a certain charm about him. He was always impeccably dressed - you would never know this man had shinobi training in any way if you looked at him.

 

“Unsatisfied customers? I think that’s an understatement,” I scoffed. As I stood up, I let me hands slip from the covering of the cloak. The shake was visible - he caught it and grinned.

 

“Some people are harder to please than others! But you have never been an unsatisfied customer, have you? Come, I hear there are things you want to discuss. Let’s find a more pleasant area, hm?”

 

I nodded and followed him. He took me upstairs and to a sitting room - it was so normal you’d never believe the horror from downstairs. He smiled at me and gave me a cup of sake, which I accepted.

 

“Now, to what do I owe this pleasant visit?” He asked, smiling and lounging on a chair.

 

“Same story as before.” I was eluding to the previous supplies I had ordered. While Sasori showed me how, he refused to do the extra work for me leading to finding certain unscrupulous suppliers. He was a hateful person, but unfortunately a necessity.

 

“Oh, you think I’ve believe you came all the way to Konoha for only that? Are you sure you weren’t in the market for something a little more...pleasant?”

 

I took a drink from my sake, hands thankfully still, and held down the temptation to roll my eyes.

 

“Narcotics use is not permitted in my organisation...while we all have certain vices, we will not allow ourselves to be manipulated.”

 

“Such a pity,” he cooed. “Because I have some very exciting things on the horizon. Unique, you could say.”

 

“There is nothing unique about what you do,” I sneered. “I came here to make a purchase. If you are not willing to trade, then I will make my leave.” I downed the sake and went to stand up.

 

His face morphed unpleasantly, I had hit a cord. He took pride in his work, even if the experiments were failures he saw them as just a beautiful step in the process. I had just insulted him and called him basic. He would be furious.

 

“Nothing unique?” He spat, his attractive face no longer perfect. “You have no idea...come with me.” He rose and stormed to the back of the room, where he opened up a secret entrance to his bookcase.

 

Inside the room was tons of chemistry equipment, in use, and notes everywhere. I hadn’t actually seen a lab like this in the elemental nations, thought I tended to stay away from things like this. I was aware Orochimaru had a private lab in Akatsuki, but he left and it was dismantled before I saw it.

 

“As you can see, this is very unique,” he cooed again. “As I was about to offer, I have just made the biggest discovery of my career.”

 

I looked around, it certainly didn’t look finished to me. He started drivelling on about some important revelation but I tuned him out. Why did bad guys feel he need to monologue?

 

Taking my cue, I activated the beckon in my cloak pocket.

 

A few seconds later, the door downstairs bust open with police officers entering, sharingan blazing...before they made it up the stairs, I slammed my eyes shut. I knew this was a thing that would likely happen but I had accepted it. It was also part of the reason why I told Fugaku I wouldn’t fight.

 

I could sense Terano panic but there was no escape -with him being in the lab there were no windows or second exit. I stepped back and against the wall to avoid the fight that was about to start as the Uchiha rushed in.

 

Terano must have realised I was the one that made him, and lunged in my direction. Eyes closed, I was still able to deflect his punch, before another body slammed into him and I heard sounds of a very short fight.

 

“Nakahara?” an unfamiliar voice said from the doorway.

 

I moved my head to the area where the voice was coming from, but didn’t open my eyes. “Who’s asking?”

 

“I am Captain Hideo, Fugaku-sama asked me to ensure your safety. Are you harmed?”

 

“Not in the slightest,” I smiled. “Can you deactivate your Sharingan so I can open my eyes? I’m allergic to the red and swirly.”

 

“It is done,” he replied, and I opened my eyes to find he man frowning at me. “I have never heard of such an affliction...?”

 

“Well, allergic isn’t the best descriptor, but the same theory applies. Anyway...” I looked around, and Terano was passed out on the floor. “Excellent. Does that mean I can go?”

 

“Fugaku-sama would like a report from you, if that is not too much trouble.”

 

“Sure,” I replied. “Take me to your leader.”

 

Fugaku was waiting outside overseeing the clear out, and he visibly relaxed when he saw me. “You are unharmed?”

 

“Of course, what do you take me for?” I replied.

 

He frowned. “You are intoxicated.” It was not a question.

 

I waved him off. “Necessary.”

 

“Erena...”

 

“Stop the judgemental speech. I did what I had to.”

 

“It is irresponsible. I would not have allowed it-“

 

“You know what, fuck this.” I snapped. Maybe I was more drunk than I realised to react so quick but never mind. “I’m fed up with people telling me what I can and cannot do. Since coming back to Konoha I’ve been judged and scrutinised, been given rules and restricted in everything, and I’m sick of it. I haven’t been left alone and I’m fucking miserable. I was the one that was asked to come back, and yet I’m being treated like the fucking enemy, or like a child that can’t even wipe her own ass.

 

“I thought you were going to be different. You actually gave me some trust and responsibility...but now you are telling me you ‘would not have allowed it’ because I had some sake? I didn’t fucking kill someone. I made a decision that was necessary to get him alone away from him goons, and guess what? It worked.”

 

“Erena, I only say that because I worry, I-“

 

“Fuck your worry. All everyone is doing these days is worrying about me. And why? Because the leaders of this fucking village used me and destroyed my last shred of sanity. Then ask me to return to appease their guilt and leave me to rot.”

 

“We worry because we care, Erena. I didn’t know you felt this way.” He looked sad.

 

I didn’t bother replying and turned on my heels. He called after me but I didn’t reply.

 

I walked for ages and didn’t even know where I was going. I walked past a store and bought more sake without realising it. I walked to a place near the Naka river, sat and drank.

 

I was losing myself being back in Konoha. I couldn’t recognise myself anymore. I had no independence, and nothing to occupy me. I have had a purpose my whole life and now I was stagnant. I was too afraid of disappointing Gai and Shikaku that I didn’t allow myself to be me...even if I didn’t know who that was anymore.

 

Whatever ‘therapy’ Inoichi was going wasn’t working, and if anything I was getting worse. Fugaku had just given me a taste of normalcy, but I was unlikely to get it again. If nothing it provided I wasn’t useless, but no one else would see it that way.

 

I needed to leave.

 

“Erena? What are you doing here?”

 

I heard a voice from behind me. Shisui and a female companion. Fucking fantastic.

 

“Drinking. Now fuck off,” I growled at him.

 

“What happened?” He sounded concerned and came over to me. His companion looked at me with wide eyes in recognition.

 

“Just fuck off, okay? I’ve no interest in your opinion, so save it.”

 

“I know something is wrong. Just talk to me, you can tell me, I’m your friend,” he said calmly, like he was trying to soothe a feral dog.

 

“Friend? Don’t make me laugh. I haven’t seen you in a month. You dragged my ass back here then ignored me. Mission complete, but too much trouble to deal with the aftermath. Enjoy you life.” I took another drink and turned my back to him.

 

“What are you talking about?” He hissed.

 

I looked out to the river. “You bring me back stating that you miss me, but disappear as soon as we were in the village walls? I looked for you and you avoided me. Do you know how much that fucking hurts? It hurts to realise that one of your best friends never trusted you, but then to learn the other doesn’t care?” I shook my head. “My whole life has been one lie after another.”

 

“But...I...I didn’t think you wanted to see me? I thought that being around me was causing flashbacks...I avoided you because I was worried you would tell me you were done with me.”

 

“What a load of bullshit.”

 

“It’s true,” Shisui’s companion came forward. “He’s been so worried about you. He asked around for any progress update so he could come see you.”

 

I stared at her. “Are all of core ROOT as naive as you?”

 

“Hey! Leave her out of it!” Shisui barked.

 

I snorted. “She brought herself into it...you think because you asked around that means shit? You’ve never been a coward, and you could have come and spoken to me. You chose not to.”

 

“I’m sorry. I thought I was doing the right thing,” he pleaded.

 

“And so did Danzo, and Hiruzen, and Itachi. So many people thinking they are doing the right thing. Yet its always me that suffers.”

 

I stood up and looked to them. “Goodbye, have a pleasant evening.”

 

I turned and left.

 

The walk back to Gai’s apartment seemed unbearably long. The streets were largely empty and no one paid attention to the girl walking with a slight stumble.

 

I needed to think. I needed to leave but I was also afraid. Being here wasn’t doing me any good, but I couldn’t leave Gai again...but he was strong. He would forget me eventually...right now, he didn’t have much of a life either. I was toxic and taking over. I would hate to think what would happen if we continued like this forever.

 

“Nakahara Erena.”

 

I turned around to find four kids in front of me, with Oto hitai-ate. “Now what...Who the fuck are you?”

 

“We are the Sound Four. Orochimaru-sama has tasked us with bringing you to him.”

 

“Fuck off,” I growled. “He had no chance, so why would you?”

 

The smallest one smirked. “Because you are alone.”

 

The next thing I knew, they surged forward towards me. I wasn’t exactly defenceless, though, and fought back with Taijutsu for a period. Unfortunately, my balance was off with how much I had drank, and I fell to the floor as I tried to land a kick. The fall hurt, but not as much as the blow to my head a second later.



 

Interlude

 

Itachi had another late night in the office again. There were too many reports to get through and not enough time. He knew life as Hokage would entail a lot of paperwork but it was horrible. He knew there would be a better way of dealing with it all, but he didn’t have enough time to deal with it.

 

It seemed that mission requests had almost doubled, as well. Since he had taken over, it seemed a lot of places had a new found trust in Konoha’s abilities. He didn’t know if that spoke of Hiruzen’s or his diplomacy levels.

 

He did enjoy the role, though, even if it only served as a distraction. He was finding that being Hokage was lonely, but you didn’t notice if you were occupied.

 

Things had gotten better with his relationship with his father and Shisui since Erena’s return, even if they were not the same. His father was clear in his disapproval of how the situation was handled, but was respectful of Itachi’s post as Hokage not to argue.

 

Shisui was still angry with Itachi, but willing to give him time. Their meetings were strained but Itachi was still thankful.

 

But at the root of the problem was Erena. And Itachi didn’t know what he could do. He had gotten reports from Inoichi, Kakashi and others, and he was at a loss. After finding out about the seal on her brain, and the ongoing effects she continued to suffer from... it was hard. He felt fully responsible. It felt like there was a gaping hole in his soul.

 

She wanted him out of her life and he would respect that, even if it tore him apart.

 

So for now, he had paperwork.

 

“Hokage-sama! There’s been an incident!” A Chuunin came running into the office, panic obvious.

 

“Oh?”

 

“There has been a kidnapping! There are reports of sound nin entering and forcibly taking a kunoichi from Konoha. It happened less than an hour ago.”

 

A feeling like ice spread through his veins.

 

“Who was taken?”

 

“A genin by the name of Nakahara Erena, sir!”

 

Itachi felt the blood drain from his face. Most Jounin and ANBU were out on mission. There were only a few in he village he could trust.

 

“Send word to Uchiha Shisui and inform him of the events, advise him to gather a small team and begin pursuit immediately.”

 

“Yes, Hokage-sama!” And he ran off.

 

Itachi brought his head to his hands. He couldn’t even protect her now.

 

“Fuck.”

 


 

 

Shisui returned a couple of hours later looking upset.

 

“Well?” Itachi asked. He hadn’t moved from the office. Only months ago, he would have been the first out, but he couldn’t leave his post as much as he wanted to. The wait was excruciating.

 

“We have her back,” he replied, and Itachi let out a breath. “Two of the Oto nin are dead, and the other two are in custody. There were only minor injuries on our part. Erena is still unconscious but the healers are not concerned.”

 

“I see. Thank you for informing me,” Itachi nodded, but didn’t move.

 

“Aren’t you going to see her?” Shisui asked. Itachi frowned.

 

“It would likely go against her wishes,” he replied.

 

“Fuck her wishes, when have you ever let her bullheadedness ever stop you before?...you know, I met her less than an hour before she was taken. She was drunk and angry. She’s not in a good place...she was angry at me for avoiding her, and she was right. I’ve been a prick. I’m going to change that, and so should you.”

 

“It’s not that easy, Shisui. Her wish to stay away from me is not just annoyance, it’s fear. I won’t force her to be around me more than she needs to be. I can’t do that to her...Did you know she attacked Gai with intent to kill? She didn’t even realise. If Gai were not as skilled as he is...that is on me. I can’t take it back.”

 

“But what then? You avoid her forever? You know you can’t do that. You were friends with her before me...your relationship was the strangest thing but it made sense. You can’t cope without her and you know it.”

 

Itachi sighed. “I know it...but I have to.”

 

Everything about Shisui tensed. “You can avoid her if you like, but I won’t. From what I saw, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was a second away from leaving herself, without Orochimaru sticking his nose in.”

 

Itachi bristled. “But why?”

 

“Why not? I’ve watched her, you know. Creepy, maybe, but I did it anyway. You have your official reports, but I’ve seen her for myself. She’s sad. Really sad.” Shisui sighed. “If it was not as dangerous for her, I would take her back to Senotakaiki myself.”

 

Itachi rubbed his temples. “Perhaps we have been going about this the wrong way. I will speak to Inoichi tomorrow. I won’t let her down again.”

 

“We’re running out of chances, Itachi. Soon it’s going to be too late.”

Notes:

Erena just can’t catch a break...but sometimes you’ve got to hit rock bottom. Gai returns next chapter!

And don’t worry - there will not be a swift Itachi redemption coming up - life don’t work that way.

(FYI Sasuke got his ass handed to him by Fugaku and Mikoto...mainly Mikoto. No one does guilt trips like a disappointed mother.)

 

I may not be able to update as swiftly over the next few days - sometimes it’s nice to have a social life!

Chapter 47: Illuminate arc: part 5

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

Ever wonder how stains get on ceilings? Especially in hospitals. Like, what on Earth happen for things get get up there? And what is that stain? That’s probably the most worrying question.

 

I sat staring at the beige mark for ages contemplating its origin when a trainee healer walked in. When I turned to look at her, she gave a little squeak and ran out. Hello to you, too.

 

A minute later, another Healer came in, and frowned when he saw me.

 

“Hello...are you going to squeak and run out, too? You know, it kind of gives a girl a bit of a complex.”

 

“You’ll have to forgive her, she just started. We were not expecting you awake yet.”

 

“I like to surprise...so, any idea on when I can hit the road? Hospitals aren’t a personal favourite, and I’m a little concerned about the intentions of my friend up there,” I gestured to the stain. “I think he’s plotting against me.”

 

The healer furrowed his brows. “Who do you mean?” He looked far too serious and concerned.

 

I pointed up to the ceiling again. “The beige guy on the ceiling. I think his name is Steven? He looks a bit suspicious to me. Maybe you should have someone investigate him.”

 

He grabbed my chart and started scribbling furiously. “Please excuse me, I’ll be right back.”

 

I started chuckling as he left the room. That was far too easy. Where’s the sense of humour?

 

Soon after he returned with a harassed looking Yumi and Tsunade.

 

“Oh hey guys... how are you always here? Do you live here? I feel sorry for poor Kutsu, look at what he has to put up with.”

 

“Oh, shut up.” Tsunade snapped. “What’s this about about you having paranoid delusions?”

 

I pointed up to the stain. “Oh, you mean Steven?” Next thing I knew she whacked me on the head. “Hey! I’m pretty sure I have a head injury!”

 

“The only thing you have is a habit of pissing me off. Don’t make fun of the Healers.”

 

I grinned. “So does that mean no ones going to deal with Steven then?”

 

Yumi pinched the bridge of his nose. “I’ll get her signed over to you, me and Shizune only. No one else should have to deal with her crap.” He nodded to the other healer. “There’s no paranoid delusions, only a drunk who think she’s hilarious. Sorry about this.”

 

The other Healer gave me a dirty look before leaving. I think he was a little embarrassed. “I don’t think he likes me.” I said sadly. “I just wanted to be his friend.”

 

“If you weren’t under observation for your concussion, I’d be throwing you out right now,” Tsunade said.

 

“It was fun while it lasted,” I shrugged. “So how long was I out? I’m guessing the whole ‘steal me away to Orochimaru’ plot was a bust?”

 

“Probably about five hours, it’s very early in the morning...your captors did not make it far outside of Konoha before they were apprehended. Orochimaru’s scheme will have to wait until another day.”

 

“Excellent,” I said and yawned. “Is it normal to be this sleepy after sleeping for five hours? I can’t tell.”

 

Yumi came over to do a few tests on me. “You seem fine...if you want to sleep go ahead. But we’ll be waking you up every couple of hours...I’m giving you fair warning so you don’t bite our heads off.”

 

I waved at him, while yawning a second time. “Your warnings mean nothing. I like to bite.”

 

“Too much information...now, goodnight.”

 

I gave a lazy thumbs up before falling asleep immediately.

 


 

Sometimes I was woken up my Yumi, other times it was my screaming. Either way, when I woke up properly, I was feeling worse than I did earlier. Or maybe it was just a hangover kicking in?

 

I was handed a sad looking breakfast and didn’t bother touching it. I just stared at the plastic looking eggs like they were trying to kill me - now they could say I had paranoid delusions, but they would have been entirely justified.

 

“Erena?” A voice appeared from the door. “May I come in?”

 

A tired looking Shisui appeared at the door. He had a dark looking bruise below his eye. Someone was in a fight...drawing conclusions I suspected he was on my retrieval team. I sighed. Great - now I had to let him in.

 

“Sure, come on in,” I said. “Welcome to hell. Care for some eggs?”

 

He gave me a funny look. “Are you okay? After yesterday I just wanted to check.”

 

“Ah...what bit do you mean? Our little chat, or the whole kidnapping shit?”

 

“Both, I guess,” he rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. “I didn’t want you to think I was going to avoid you or anything...”

 

I sighed. “Of course not...you know, drunk as a skunk or not, I meant everything I said.”

 

Now he sighed, but sat down in the guest chair by my bed. “I know. And I know you were right. I should have just spoken to you instead of thinking I knew better.”

 

“Exactly.” I nodded. “I’m always right about everything.”

 

He deadpanned. “That is not what I said, and you know it.”

 

“Sorry, I couldn’t hear you there. My head injury was affecting my hearing for a second,” I grinned.

 

“So...am I forgiven?”

 

I scrunched my nose up. “Not even close, but thanks for trying.” I remembered something from last night. “Oh, apologise to your girlfriend for me. I didn’t mean to call her naive...I mean, she’s stupid for going out with you but that’s another story.”

 

He chuckled. “Don’t sweat it. You probably could have called her much worse and she’d forgive you. She’s a bit of a fan.”

 

“Oh?” I perked up. “Maybe she’s not stupid after all. Perhaps you should-“

 

“Calm down,” he chuckled again. “I’ll introduce you in due time. Her name is Odori, by the way.”

 

“Odori?” I frowned. “Chosen or..?” Danzo liked to give some ROOT members names of weapons. If he chose to call someone after a dance, then that would likely mean a seduction based role in ROOT...

 

Shisui smiled sadly. “Or, indeed. But she kept it, like Yumi. It was the only thing she had. But you know, you managed to bring down ROOT before she had finished her training. She said you’d understand what that would mean.”

 

I smiled. “Absolutely. And if it’s any consolation, she would have been drafted into Infiltration immediately after. And I had a strict ‘free will’ policy. She wouldn’t have been forced into anything, Danzo or no.”

 

“She’d appreciate knowing that, thank you.”

 

We went quiet after that. It was probably the most mature conversation I’d ever had with Shisui.

 

“So, any idea when I’m going to get my ass handed to me? I’m expecting a full frontal assault.”

 

“Pass. All I know is that there’s meetings happening that are above my pay grade. I’ve never been more thankful.”

 

“Drat, meetings mean a unified front. I can deal better when things aren’t rehearsed.”

 

“Well, not much you can do?” He leaned back and put his feet on the bed, I tried to push them off. “Just getting comfortable, figured you could use the company until the bigwigs descend.”

 

I looked at him strangely.

 

“But I have company?” I said, and he frowned in confusion. I pointed up. “Have you met Steven?”

 


 

 

We talked for a bit longer and then I must have dozed off without realising. When I woke up he was still there, but reading a book.

 

I guess my drunken explosion then kidnapping must have somehow hit home with him. I was still hurt but I appreciated the sentiment...there was still a lot to be said but that was a problem for another day. I could avoid the Shisui situation for now, but I couldn’t avoid other matters...I’d prefer to take one thing at a time.

 

Since sobering up, I’d also realised I was being a bit rash. Leaving the village was not an option at the moment. It may not have felt like home anymore, but no where did. I would put up with the torture of being bored to death until Gai kicked me out. Maybe if I didn’t have a deranged Sannin after me it wouldn’t be a problem, but I had a glimpse of what would happen if I truly had no one backing my corner.

 

I wanted my freedom, but not at the price of losing my soul.

 

And so I would take whatever bullshit reprimands they had for me, bite my tongue and wish them a pleasant day. (But mentally plan a brutal and horrible payback which may or may not involve a hundred live chickens.)

 

Sadly, my time with Shisui was the calm before the storm, and before I knew it, I had some stern looking men at my door. Shisui gave me a short salute in farewell, before slipping out, and not speaking to the others. From the look Fugaku gave him, I figured he’d hear about that later.

 

Itachi, Shikaku, Fugaku and Inoichi entered. The room was big, but there wasn’t enough seats for them all, and a nurse promptly carried extras through. They all sat down around the bed but no one seemed keen to speak first. Fuck sake, they were all grown men.

 

“Well, if it isn’t the four horsemen of the apocalypse...Spare me your lectures and just tell me what’s going to happen now. I can already predict overuse of the words ‘irresponsible’ and ‘dangerous’, so save your speeches for someone who gives a shit.”

 

Shikaku leaned back in his seat. “Called it,” he said, and opened his palm to Inoichi, who deposited a bill in there.

 

“Using me to bet again, Shikaku?” I asked, incredulous.

 

“You’re more predictable than you think.”

 

“And yet, you still can’t win against her at shogi?” Fugaku said, eyebrow raised.

 

“And neither can you.”

 

“Gentlemen, please,” Itachi interrupted. Oh, the fun police had arrived. “Erena, we did not come here to lecture you...if anything, we came to apologise.”

 

I blinked. “Come again?”

 

Shikaku smirked again, and held his palm open to Fugaku this time. Itachi sent him a dry look. “I’m more than starting to see the family resemblance,” Fuguku muttered.

 

“You don’t bet against something that isn’t a sure thing,” I muttered sagely. It was a saying in the Nara clan. Sometimes people went rogue with excitement, but otherwise it was pretty stupid to bet against us.

 

“Ignoring Shikaku’s antics,” Inoichi said, sending his friend a snide look. “We’ve been discussing you, and your predicament. I must sincerely apologise for my part on how this situation had been handled...Everything about you - from your mind and accumulated experiences - are unique and I misjudged. I see now numerous decisions and advices have contributed to a deterioration in your mindset, and view towards Konoha. I wish to start afresh.”

 

“This day is taking a very different turn to what I expected. Maybe I should drink and get kidnapped more often?”

 

“Don’t even,” Shikaku growled. I shrugged in defeat.

 

“I would like to apologise for last night, too. My word choice was poor, and I should have trusted your decisions considering the success of the mission...In future, I would appreciate forewarning before you embark on risk taking, however.”

 

“Um...” I didn’t know how to answer that. The apology was appreciated but I didn’t promise things I couldn’t keep.

 

I heard Itachi chuckle. “I think what’s she’s struggling to say is: it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission.”

 

If it was anyone else I would have given them a finger gun and a ‘you got it.’ But to him I simply shrugged, “It’s a thing.”

 

Fugaku sighed. “At least I am prepared for my future headaches.”

 

“Future headaches?” I was well and truly lost now.

 

“The other thing we wish to discuss,” Itachi said. I turned to him, but focused on his hands in front of him - it was an improvement. “Since you have been back, I’ve done you a disservice. I know how you operate, and sitting idle does not agree with you. I’ve been too concerned about your...restrictions, and not given your abilities enough consideration...your escapade with my father has shown you are still very capable. Inoichi has also brought your talent for inspiring children-“

 

“Inspiring children? That’s a crock of shit.”

 

“Realising potential? Helping them to overcome difficulties? You see a problem and direct them. From myself, Naruto, Neji, Lee, TenTen, Shikamaru, Sasuke and Sakura...we have all benefited from your instruction. For some it was simply being introduced to a friend, and in others it was full career paths opening.”

 

“So, what? I’m now being praised for being a meddling busybody?”

 

“If you want to see it that way.”

 

“But what’s all this got to do with the price of fish?”

 

“We want to present you with options...first, is a post as an investigative consultant. You would not be employed by any division and have a say on any cases accepted. These maybe concerns from the police, to intelligence and logistics. It will be a desk role only - there will be no further active roles unless authorised by at least two members of this room. To be clear, none of this will have an impact on village security, until other concerns are resolved.

 

“Secondly, as a career advisor of sorts. Here you will oversee genin and offer advice to their sensei. This will only be done at the sensei’s request. You may also be asked to explore the potential of those within the genin and chuunin corp, to see where advancement may be possible where otherwise ignored.

 

“And third is to retire. To no longer be a kunoichi of Konoha. You may leave, and do as you please. No one will ask anything more of you. You have already sacrificed enough for the village, more than most would be willing to give, and no one would judge you. You will always have my gratitude for all you have done.”

 

I took in a few breaths. I had options. I couldn’t remember the last time I truly had options. From my graduation as a genin, my path had been decided for me. Sure, I would manipulate or suggest, but never anything to this extent. It was...exhilarating.

 

“I’ve never been asked what I wanted before,” I whispered. I saw several frowns appear. Before anyone said anything, I answered. “Yes.”

 

Their expressions morphed to confused. “Yes?” Shikaku said.

 

“Yes. Answer D. All of the above.”

 

I saw both Shikaku and Itachi smile, whereas Fugaku and Inoichi didn’t quite understand.

 

“So...you wish to retire, but still work?” Fugaku asked.

 

“Yup. Civilian consultant. No more shinobi drama. Just sitting on my ass, doing my shit. Throw whatever you want at me, but I get to decline if it seems too troublesome. Sounds perfect.” I smiled.

 

Shikaku chuckled. “She’s not wrong...can I take you up on that, too?”

 

“You do realise you are in a relationship with Maito Gai? I’m afraid any and all dreams of you sitting on your ass all day aren’t going to happen,” Inoichi joked and my face fell.

 

“Fuck...what have I done to myself,” I groaned. All four men chuckled.


 

 

I left the hospital not long after they left. I still had to meet up with them to hash out a few things, but I felt lighter.

 

What a difference a day makes, huh?

 

With the threat of Oto still around, Shikaku was not prepared to leave me on my own. Considering Inoichi had just given a chat about boundaries and having time to myself, I tried to argue this was going completely against my shrinks advice.

 

“I don’t care,” he replied. “At least for today, I get to mother you. So sit down and shut up.”

 

And so I was relegated to his office for the rest of the day. I was so bored I decided to try handstands against his walls. I almost managed five minutes until I felt a spasm in my hands and I went crashing down.

 

“Try not to give yourself another concussion, hm?”

 

I glared at my non compliant hands. “Think I’ll ever get these little fuckers under control?” I said.

 

Shikaku sighed. “It’s still early days, Erena. There are many things that still need to be addressed.”

 

“I know...it would be nice to hold a pen for more than a few minutes though.”

 

“You’ll get there, I know it...now, come on. I’m done for the day. Where do you want to eat?”

 

“Umm...” I said. “How about your house?”

 

He stilled. “Are you sure that’s a good idea? After everything from last night?”

 

I shrugged. “Can’t hide forever?...but maybe stand close, just in case?”

 

He smiled and nodded.

 

I was more than a little nervous on the walk over there. It must have been clear as Shikaku placed a comforting hand on my shoulder. When we arrived at the door, he gestured for me to walk in first.

 

“Tadaima!” I shouted, and I heard a crash.

 

Yoshino came barrelling out of the kitchen and ran to the hall - I hadn’t even manage to change my shoes. She stared from me to Shikaku and back again. I’m not sure what Shikaku relayed, but it must have been a ‘go ahead’ as she ran towards me and smothered me in a hug.

 

“Okaeri,” she sobbed.


 

 

Shikamaru’s response was my favourite.

 

He came home, exhausted, and threw himself down onto the sofa, where I was already sitting. His head hit my lap and he closed his eyes.

 

“Erena, can you wake me when dinner is ready. I want a quick nap.”

 

I bit the inside of my cheek to hold back a grin. Shikaku and Yoshino were talking in the kitchen (about me), so we were alone.

 

“Sure thing,” I replied and he nodded before dozing off.

 

Shikaku came in to find Shikamaru asleep on my lap and raised an eyebrow in question. All I could do is shrug.

 

After Yoshino placed the table, I shook Shika awake.

 

“Yo, sleepyhead. Dinner’s up.”

 

He batted me away and walked to the table. After giving thanks, we started passing around the food, and it was only when he passed me the rice that he stopped and stared at me.

 

“Erena...you’re home...at the table,” he stated, confused.

 

“Yes..?” I replied.

 

“You’re home.”

 

“Yes.”

 

What the fuck!

 

“Shikamaru, language!”

 

Both Shikaku and I broke down with tears of laughter running down our faces.


 

 

After dinner they would normally retire to the livingroom as a family, but that was when I called it a day. I didn’t want to push it, and I could see the scenario play out in my head. I had managed coming home, and eating at the table...but all three sat in the livingroom was too close to allow.

 

Shikaku also suggested that I stay there that night but I declined.

 

He walked me back and ensured I had appropriate security in place - seals and traps on the doors and windows. He suggested weapons until I reminded him there weren’t any sharp objects kept in the apartment.

 

He came inside with me to check the place (like I couldn’t do that myself), and picked up the empty bottle of sake from the other night before placing it in the bin.

 

“No more, okay?”

 

I sighed. “I know.”

 

And that was that. I did love Shikaku and his lack for need to lecture. It was far more effective and less awkward all round.

 

However, despite the good day the night was a relative rollercoaster. I woke myself up numerous times, and once I woke up standing in the shower cubicle. It was beyond bizarre. If I wasn’t concerned, I would have laughed at the absurdity. I really wanted Gai home soon.

 

In the morning I woke up to a loud knock at the door. Grumbling I made my way to answer it. I found a very confused Gai on the other side.

 

“Why was I unable to enter the apartment?” Gai asked

 

I blinked. “Huh, guess the seals were effective.” I loved aside to let him in.

 

“What seals? I appreciate the care in maintaining your own protection - such a Youthful display!- but you are within the village. No harm would come to you here!”

 

Oh...he hadn’t heard. “So, yea...about that-“

 

And so I informed Gai of what had transpired. He frowned when I mentioned Sasuke (I will admit I downplayed my injuries, a lot) and looked in disbelief when I told him about the drug dealer raid (he checked the bin for the empty sake bottle and threw it back in disgust). When I told him about the Sound Four, he jumped up ready to head out and fight them...or maybe anyone? I don’t know. I had to pull him back down to stop his nervous energy - it was making me feel anxious. He was thrilled at my progress with the Nara’s (“Such a joyous occasion! What progress!”) and sat quietly when I finished the whole story.

 

“So you are retired?” He asked finally, face blank. It was disconcerting.

 

“As of yesterday, officially retired,” I confirmed. A messenger had dropped of that part of the paperwork to Shikaku’s office when I was there.

 

“And you will never have to go on missions again?”

 

“I’ll never have to go on missions again.” I’d still have files and paperwork, but I knew Gai didn’t count these.

 

“YOSH!” He exclaimed and jumping up, lifting me up with him. I giggled.

 

“Put me down! Put me down!” I laughed.

 

“Never! I am never putting you down! What a Youthful day! I never thought I would celebrate another shinobi’s early retirement but I couldn’t be happier! Such Unyouthful events have occurred in my absence, but you are here and will no longer be called to danger again!”

 

“I hate to rain on your parade, but I’m still a target you know?”

 

He finally put me down. “I promise that will never occur again. You will be safe within Konoha - I will guarantee it!”

 

“I’m not going back to having a twenty-four hour babysitter, you know? I can guarantee that.”

 

“But-“

 

“No.”

 

“Why-“

 

“No.”

 

“I can-“

 

“No.”

 

He sighed dramatically, but then perked up. “If I cannot be there, then we will train! You will find away to overcome your problems - Let us start now!”

 

He went to drag me out of the door.

 

“Gai, stop! I’m still in my nightshirt!”

 


 

 

Instead of heading straight to breakfast, I managed to convince him to take me out fo breakfast to ‘celebrate my first day as a civilian.’ I was laying it on thick, but I didn’t care because I got pancakes.

 

After we had ordered, another couple entered and Gai waved then over!

 

“Asuma! Kurenai! What a Youthful morning!”

 

I recognised Asuma as Shikamaru’s sensei straight away, but didn’t know the kunoichi. She was hot. Asuma had game.

 

Asuma chuckled and came down to sit at the table next to us.

 

“Good morning, Gai. And who’s your friend?” He said with a slight inflection in his voice. He was totally insinuating that we were sleeping together (well, he was right).

 

“Ah! Have you not met? This is Erena! Erena! This is Asuma and Kurenai - they are my fellow sensei!”

 

I smiled to Kurenai and held out a hand to shake. “Nice to meet you!” And then shook Asuma’s hand. “And nice to meet you properly!”

 

“Properly?” He seemed confused.

 

“Ah! She must be meaning when you attempted to liberate her from the missing nin!” Gai said helpfully. Both Asuma and Kurenai seemed shocked.

 

“That was you?” Kurenai said. “But he got away?”

 

I waved her off. “The big fish never meant any harm, its fine. And no, that wasn’t what I was meaning. I’m Shikamaru’s cousin...we met in the training fields when I was taking care of Gai’s team?”

 

He blinked twice before he widened his eyes in recognition. “That was you? But it wasn’t you...Damn, that disguise was good!” He nodded in appreciation. “And to think I told Shikaku to keep an eye on you,” he chuckled.

 

Kurenai looked thoughtful. “I don’t understand?”

 

“This little thing here is a master of disguise. Completely undetectable...It would be interesting to see it against the Sharingan or the Byuukagan,” he added.

 

I smirked. “Full proof.”

 

“Nice!”

 

I smiled at Gai. I liked them.

 

My pancakes arrived (and Gai’s oatmeal - what a loser), and I grinned. I went to pick up my cutlery, but my hands quaked and I hid them under the table again. Damn. I hoped my pancakes wouldn’t go cold.

 

Out of politeness, Gai didn’t start his food either and waited with me - even at home he would do this. It was a small action but incredibly thoughtful. Asuma and Kurenai had seen the problem and shared a look.

 

“Injury?” She asked, kindly.

 

“Ah...genjutsu,” I replied, and her eyebrows rose.

 

“Recent?” She must have an interest in genjutsu for it to perk her interest at much. The two of them didn’t seem nosey.

 

“A few months.” I took my hands out of the table and then stopped shaking. Sweet pancakes here I come!

 

“It must have been powerful for it to still show physical effects...If Healers can’t help, perhaps you should ask an Uchiha? They have the largest library-“

 

“Kurenai?” Asuma called, and he gently shook his head. Gai’s face gave little away, and I kept mine blank. Asuma must have read enough from that to suggest his girlfriend to stop.

 

“So what brings you two out on such a Youthful morning?” Gai asked, changing the atmosphere. “Are you discussing a group training session?”

 

Oh, Gai. He totally knew that they were seeing each other, but wanted to see them squirm. I wondered if they would fall into his trap. I gave Gai an appreciative side look.

 

Asuma cleared his throat. “Yes, group training. That’s exactly it.”

 

“How Youthful! Let’s add my team into the mix! It would make for a most Dynamic training session!”

 

I saw both their faces pale immediately. They really, really didn’t want to.

 

Tough shit.

 

“That sounds like a great idea!” I agreed, smiling wide. “Why not? We can make it like a mini tournament!”

 

“I suppose?” Kurenai said, but more as a question. Asuma just shrugged, then started hashing out details with Gai.

 

I leaned over to Kurenai and whispered. “You guys walked straight into that. He played you.” She gave Gai a quick look.

 

Gai played us?”

 

“Gai played you.”

 


 

 

While Gai went to fetch his team, I made my way over to the training field and waited under a tree. Asuma and his team were the first to arrive. When Shikamaru saw me he groaned.

 

“What’s the matter, Shikamaru?” Chouji asked.

 

“Erena is here. If Erena is here for a training session, that means nothing good.”

 

“Erena? Like your cousin, Erena?”

 

Shikamaru huffed and came and sat beside me, lying on the floor. “Wake me up when your torture begins.”

 

“Sheesh...and people say I’m the dramatic one in the family,” I smirked. “Nice to meet you properly!” I waved at them. Ino waved back politely.

 

“I hope you’re not as lazy as this one,” she pointed to Shika, who was feigning sleep.

 

“Oh! Shikamaru talks about you all the time! He said you are super smart and no one can beat you at shogi. I think he’s made it his life’s goal,” Chouji said happily.

 

“Really? I hope he can live with eternal disappointment then.” He kicked me in the shin. “You fucking brat-!” I went to go for him. Asuma chuckled.

 

“ERENA!” A green flash came out of no where and hugged me, throwing me over.

 

“Ugh, hi Lee!”

 

Neji came forward and yanked him off. “Don’t be an idiot,” was all he said to him. He nodded to me in greeting. He was trying to play it cool with the audience around.

 

“Hi Erena! I heard about what happened! I’m so glad you’re okay!”

 

“Thanks TenTen. I hope you enjoyed your last mission?”

 

“It was fun! Except when Gai and Lee started doing a leapfrog competition in front of the client...can do speak to him about that? It was super embarrassing.”

 

I chuckled. “Sorry, TenTen. Not my style. Just embrace it - you’ll live longer.”

 

“Wise words, Erena!” Gai beamed and gave me the ‘good guy’ pose.  I have him a half hearted thumbs up in reply.

 

“Wait a minute!” Ino almost screeched. “You are dating Gai-sensei!?”

 

“Well, yea?”

 

“Why?!”

 

I blinked at her. “Why not?” I wasn’t playing this game with a child.

 

She stopped confused. “Huh?”

 

“Give me a genuine, plausible reason why not? From your interactions with him, what aspect of his character would mean he wasn’t good boyfriend material. And choose your words wisely.”

 

She seemed to splutter for a moment. “But...he’s embarrassing!”

 

“Shika,” I kicked his shin. “Am I embarrassing?”

 

“Of course you are. You lick my face in public and are far too troublesome.” He didn’t even open his eyes.

 

I turned to Ino. “Next?”

 

She went red in the face before stopping and shook her head.

 

I smiled at her. “Instead of asking why, ask why not. People are usually much easier to judge that way.” She seemed to accept his with nothing more that a small nod. Chouji seemed to look at me in a new light, and Asume gaped.

 

“I’ll be damned. You just shut up Ino.”

 

Gai smiled at me and ruffled my hair - I knew he meant it in a cute gesture but it took me forever to tie it back properly in a way to hide my burned areas. “You prick! I was just defending you and you do that. What the fuck?” I hit him square on the chest.

 

“Ah, I understand much better now,” Asuma spoke to himself sagely.

 


 

 

Team Kurenai were the last to arrive. When I saw Neji’s cousin I smacked his arm.

 

“What?” He hissed.

 

“Why didn’t you tell me Hinata was so goddamn adorable?”

 

He scowled. “Shut up.”

 

“No, seriously! Can I swap you?”

 

“I hate you.” He crossed his arms in protest.

 

“See this? This is why I want to swap.” He gave me a glare and TenTen giggled.

 

After that the sensei’s did their introductions and I sat back and watched - I was just along for the ride. Considering it was meant to be a friendly spar, several took it far too seriously - namely Lee and the Inuzuka. Lee ended up getting paired against Hinata. He ended up getting a bit ahead of himself and nearly ended up knocking her out - Gai intervened at the last minute. From the looks Neji was sending him, too, I didn’t think that would be the last of it.

 

When Kiba went against Ino, you could see his frustration with Ino’s evasion techniques. It was pretty entertaining to watch until she stopped to perform one of her clan techniques, and he saw an opportunity. Next thing I knew, he and his companion started performing some high speed technique, but Ino was a sitting duck. With his current levels of frustration he could have done some severe damage.

 

All the sensei’s realised at the same and jumped to intervene, but they’d be to late to avoid the initial impact. Taking a chance, I activated the Time Flicker seal and ran before my chakra cut out. I managed to push Ino out of the attacks path. I moved myself largely out of the way, except my wrist was caught as he moved past me.

 

He stumbled to the ground, confused at the lack of Ino in his path. “Hey, where’d she go?” Then he saw me and eyes widened. “Where’d you come from?!”

 

Ino picked herself up from the ground and dusted herself off. She looked like she was about to say something snarky (because obviously), then saw me. “Oh my god your wrist!”

 

I looked. Yea, it was hella broken. “Huh, would you look at that?”

 

Kurenai came over to assess me. “I think it’s fractured...Maybe we should call the matches to an end?”

 

“Why?” I asked.

 

She looked at me like I had spouted another head. “Your wrist is broken, you need to see a healer.”

 

“The day I see a healer about a broken wrist is the day I announce my retirement.” I stopped and considered my choice of words. “Mmm...yea, still not going.”

 

Gai came over and looked concerned. “I believe-!”

 

I knew where this was going and I’d had enough. If everyone started acting as though I was a fragile china doll I’d go insane. Hoping that I still had an ounce of chakra control, I concentrated and pulled my wrist. Thankfully, my chakra was nice enough to comply and I managed to heal the bones just in time-the soft tissue would have to wait.

 

I gave Gai a look. “There, good as new. Can we just continue now?”

 

He grinned and gave me a thumbs up.

 

“That was fucking sick!” Kiba exclaimed in appreciation.

 

“That was disconcerting. Why? The sounds of bone movement was very audible.”

 

I shrugged and walked off to my spot.

 

The rest of the matches were drama free. Neji was declared the victor, but it was close. Aburame Shino would have had him if he was a touch more aggressive in his attacks (Shikamaru wasn’t even a contender as forfeited once he was placed against Hinata. I let him off).

 

After the training session, Asuma was quick to declare a celebratory drink at one of the dive bars he frequented. Gai tried to decline, but I stopped him. I didn’t have to drink to have a good time.

 

Asuma was quick to ask about my healing technique, and thought it was some kind of kekkei genkai. When I told him I just had lots of practice he looked at me like I was mad.

 

“I don’t even want to know what kind of missions you go on.”

 

I laughed. “Hopefully past tense, now.”

 

“Indeed! Today is Erena’s first day of retirement!” Gai said happily.

 

“Retirement? Why?” Kurenai asked.

 

“Seemed like a good idea,” I shrugged.

 

The rest of the conversation was quite fun, with Asuma telling numerous stories of his exploits through the years. Gai attempted to challenge him to several competitions, which he expertly managed to avoid. I was impressed.

 

At one point I saw Gai tense, and followed his field of vision. Some asshole appeared to be spiking his dates drink while she was at the restroom. Considering there were more than a few shinobi present, the guy was an idiot. Most Jounin, and some chuunin, had clocked his suspicious body language and were watching him like a hawk.

 

Gai was about to stand up and intervene, when I put a hand on his arm.

 

“Can I? Please? It’s not like I’m going to get a lot of fun for a while.”

 

He gave the guy one last look before nodding at me. I smiled and hopped up.

 

As I approached the table, I also saw Morino Ibiki make a move in the direction - he must have been out himself and was about to intercept the guy himself. He saw me and seemed to consider the options. Him or me? I raised an eyebrow in question - if he wanted to get involved, I wasn’t going to get in his way.

 

Eventually he tipped his drink to me and gave me a nod. I smirked.

 

“Oh, hi there handsome!” I chirped, sliding into space beside the creep. I put on some flirtatious body language and leaned into him, smiling. Considering he was already there with someone, he responded like the prick he was.

 

“Well, hello beautiful. What brings you over here?”

 

“I just saw you over there and I just had to come and say hello,” I replied and leaned in. I placed a hand on his knee then traced it up his leg to his privates then gasped loudly. “Oh my god, I’m so sorry!” I said loudly, almost shouting. “It’s so tiny...is it a medical condition?”

 

I heard a few chortles from around and his face went bright red in anger. “What the hell do you-!” I grabbed his genitals in a hard grip, leaned in and let a sliver of killing intent out. Not enough for others to feel, unless they were sensors, but enough that he had an understanding.

 

“Listen up you piece of shit,” I hissed. “Spiking a girls drink? Such a fucking cowardly move. You even think about pulling anything like this again and next time it’ll be your balls off. I don’t play around. Understood?” He nodded weakly. I released my grip and patted his cheek. “Good boy, now off you fuck.”

 

He ran away quickly.

 

“You were interesting before, but you’re even more interesting now.” Morino came over to where I was sitting. I leaned back in my seat.

 

“I’m so glad you approve,” I said sarcastically. He grinned.

 

“If you weren’t such a security concern, I’ve have you in T and I in a second. Anyone who partners with Hoshigaki and lives to tell the tale must have something up their sleeves.”

 

I scoffed. “It’s called hands?”

 

“Oh, and I only wonder what those hands could achieve in my department...”

 

“These hands have been known to tear men to shreds for insinuating less than you.”

 

His grin widened. “I look forward to it.” He tipped his glass towards me again before stalking off.

 

I made my way back to the table. “I like you!” Kurenai said with a smile. “That was beautifully done. But what did Morino want? It’s not like him to be sociable.”

 

I frowned. “I’m not sure he’s okay...he just said he was looking forward to me ripping him to shreds.”

 

Asuma promptly spat out his drink, Kurenai guffawed and Gai grabbed my chair to bring it closer to him, draping his arm over the back.

 

“What?” I said confused. Asuma and Kurenai shared a look.

 

“Morino was flirting with you,” Kurenai said, trying to keep a straight face. She was failing.

 

“No?”  My eyes widened, and I looked to Gai in question. He nodded gravely. “What the fuck!”

 

Notes:

Fun fact: Erena’s interaction with the creep is based on a true story involving my mother. Erena was a bit more dark and twisty, but my mother was just downright humiliating. She’s a gem.

Chapter 48: Illuminate arc: part 6

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

There are many eternal truths I have come to realise in regards to Gai.

 

That he is a monster when it comes to physical work. That the breadth of his positivity makes me look like an old crone in comparison. That he will choose healthy food over fried (who does this?). That he does actually own clothing other than work out gear, but never wears them.

 

And that when it comes to challenges, he and Kakashi are both as dumb as each other. Gai may embrace his immaturity, but Kakashi does not, that that makes things so much worse.

 

It had been a particularly trying week. Both men were off mission, but their teams were not. Sometimes they get split up because of certain needs - whether it’s skills, gender or political clout - and neither jounin had anything to do. I was hoping for some quality time with Gai, no kids, no responsibilities...but no.

 

And I couldn’t even blame Kakashi, because I was pretty sure the daily challenge idea was all Gais.

 

It started off small - from fastest hopping around the village on one foot to drinking the most milk before throwing up. Then started a little more insane, and by insane I meant stupid.

 

The current one? Largest animal they could smuggle into the Hokages office without getting caught - and summons don’t count.

 

I personally had a great idea and a full proof plan, but Kakashi had banned my helping or participation.

 

So not only could I not spend time with Gai, but I couldn’t even prank  Itachi (I’d like to see them smuggle a horse in there without ANBU noticing).

 

So I sat in the apartment, alone and in a foul mood, doing nothing but practice my chakra control. And if I happened to explode the living room table in the process I didn’t fucking care.

 

Right now I had nothing else to do, as everyone else was busy and important, or just being idiots.  My appointment as a consultant wasn’t as smooth sailing as anticipated. There were lots of higher ups, shinobi and civilian, who objected to the very thought. Shinobi were insulted that a civiliian, retired shinobi or no, would dare think that they could do a job better than they could. And then when you brought in my whole twenty-four hours of being declared a missing-nin and current ‘injured’ status, it was basically a political car crash.

 

Then, the civilian council felt that shinobi and civilians should remain very much separated. They were concerned that integrating could increase the danger to civilians and make them a potential target.

 

I wanted to step in nip it in the bud (I knew Konoha’s laws inside and out, and there was nothing legally prohibitive), but I was told to stand down as it was being handled, and I could upset all relevant parties further.

 

So instead I opted to trying to figure out a way to increase my time of using my chakra before it dissipated, and controlling my hand tremors. Nothing was going that well.

 

I tried meditation, but that was a bust. Meditation made me think even more and the tremors got worse. Gai suggested that maybe I could stop my problems by “stopping thinking.” I told him I’d happily do that, but he’d end up with a brain dead girlfriend...And I mean literally brain dead.

 

Now I was trying chakra control exercises and chakra intensive ones...I’d had a little progress (I could use chakra for slightly longer before it cut out) so was wiling to try for longer...plus I had nothing better to do anyway.

 

By the evening I was exhausted. I was also hungry and grumpy because I opted to wait until I saw what Gai was going to do for dinner. Then I started practicing again and forgot. It was too late to eat now so I was just going to call it a night. I half wanted to place the security seals on to lock Gai out, but I wasn’t that petty.

 

I had changed and washed, and was just about to settle in when I heard a knock at the door. Confused, I went to open it to find Kakashi standing there, holding up a passed out Gai. And by passed out Gai, I mean black out drunk, paralytic and at risk of choking on his own vomit Gai.

 

I didn’t even want to think about how much it would take to achieve that.

 

“What-“

 

“Bye!” Kakashi said, and literally threw Gai at me before leaning in and closing the door. Bastard!

 

Face like thunder, I still did the responsible thing of putting him to bed, glass of water by his side...and I put him in the recovery position for good measure.

 

I tucked him up for bed and slept on the sofa.

 


 

When I woke up I wasn’t in the apartment anymore. I was standing by the Naka river, and a teenager was poking my face.

 

“You are very strange. Are you awake now?”

 

The boy in question was reasonably pale with dark hair with flecks of paint on his sleeves. His boy language was closed off but he had an amiable enough expression on his face.

 

“Huh, yes. I think I am.” I looked down, and I was still in my night shirt and had no shoes on. My feet were going to be filthy! I must had forgotten to place the seals on the apartment when Gai returned, and he was too out of it to notice I’d started sleep walking.

 

“That’s good. You are the first person I’ve ever met that sleep walks. Why do you do it?”

 

“Because my mind hates me? No clue.”

 

“Perhaps you are crazy? You should see a psychiatrist.”

 

I laughed at his bluntness. “Way ahead of you...”

 

“Oh, so you are crazy then. What’s that like?” He asked, curious. He was a funny one.

 

“Has it’s ups and downs...thanks for the walk up call, but I’ve got to head home now. Have a good day!”

 

“Goodbye, Crazy Lady!” He called as I walked away...I didn’t bother to correct him because it was true.

 

As I walked back to the apartment I received many strange looks from passers by - mainly due to my state of undress and lack of shoes. Well, that was their problem, not mine. It’s not like I could do anything about it right then.

 

When I entered the apartment, I found the door had been left open...I guess I must have done that as I left? I quickly went to check on Gai, but he was still asleep. However, as I peered my head in he jumped up awake before clutching his head dramatically.

 

“What an Unyouthful feeling!”

 

I giggled. “Self inflicted! I have zero sympathy for you. I will however be nice and get you some pain killers. Stay put.”

 

I toddled off and got some painkillers from the kitchen and thought them through - they must have been left over from one of his previous injuries, but still came in handy. He gratefully took them, but with only a fraction of his normal exuberance. Hungover Gai acts like normal people.

 

I had a quick shower to wash my feet, then went to make him breakfast (of a bland fruit smoothie - i wasn’t sure his stomach could take anything else) and he slowly emerged from the bedroom. I joined me on the sofa and pulled me into a cuddle.

 

“I am never drinking again! That was a terrible idea. Whatever possessed us to embark on such a night was ill thought and I feel I will pay the consequences for a long time!”

 

“Again, no sympathy buddy. You’re lucky you’re cute or I’d be giving you a piece of my mind.”

 

“You think I’m cute?” He beamed. I half expected a ‘Yosh’ but I suspect his brain was still too broken for that.

 

“Nice try at changing the subject...But if you get to the point where you need to be carried home again, I better be there to witness the funny bit before acting as your nurse, or at least be forewarned. If not there will be more serious consequences.”

 

“I do not foresee that being an issue. As I informed, I will never drink again!”

 

“If I had a dollar for the amount of times I’ve heard or said that before, I’d be rich...”

 

“What’s a dollar?”

 


 

After Gai was back in the land of the living, I decided to go and see Inoichi about the whole sleepwalking thing. It was as nice and well walking around the apartment, but heading all the was over to the Naka river? And managing without someone seeing or stopping me? That was weird.

 

Thankfully, he agreed with me and was concerned that I was still able to utilise some of the shinobi skills when asleep - considering most were instinctual, it made sense. He presumed I went to the Naka river because it was one of the locations form the Tsukuyomi, and my unconscious mind was seeking it out. This upset me a lot, because to what end? What if I ended up at the Nara’s and tried to replay what happened? What if I tried something on Gai asleep?

 

While I thought I had been managing things, I clearly wasn’t.

 

In the end, he suggested to try something different. I would be admitted in the evenings as part of a ‘sleep study’ to try and understand the full extent of my problems. I would not be an inpatient as such, and was feel to leave in the mornings.

 

To say that Gai was unimpressed was an understatement. I explained it to him right after, while he was still tired and hungover, and he seemed ready to flip. I dragged him to the training grounds and made him take his frustration out with a spar with me. He didn’t even bother arguing. He was still very much in control and didn’t even bruise me, but he seemed more relaxed by the end. He seemed to be blaming himself for my little jaunt the night before, which was just silly.

 

I wouldn’t let him walk me to the Psych building, and forced him to stay put. Inoichi gave me one of the rooms I had used previously, so it was pretty homey. I fell asleep relatively quickly.

 

I woke up a couple of times with my usual night terrors, but otherwise I didn’t notice anything abnormal. The Psych facility staff reported I did wander around the room, but with no direction. Inoichi said he wanted to trial sleep medication on me, but wanted to do it under the same circumstances to monitor for a couple of nights. I couldn’t see a problem with that.

 

Gai met me outside and took me to breakfast. He seemed overly bouncy and was uttering ‘Youth’ and ‘Springtime’ more than normal, so I guessed he was overcompensating and was feeling nervous. When I told him Inoichi’s plan, he seemed a little happier, even though it wold mean more nights away...although personally I felt happy that he’d be able to have uninterrupted sleep for the first time in a while.

 

We spent the whole day together, uninterrupted by stupid challenges, and it was really nice. He dragged me training (which I also had to participate in), and even took me to a girly cafe where I ate far too much cake. He found my discomfort hilarious and reiterated my ‘self inflicted’ comments of the previous day. Dick.

 

But one good thing from this was that the sleep medication seemed to be a success. I woke up in the morning well rested, and did not remember any night terrors. Apparently I didn’t sleep walk either. Sadly, a sample of one does not indicate a conclusive positive result, but I was feeling optimistic. And I’m never optimist.

 

Gai was then sent away on a solo mission, and I was left to my own devices. Since my head had become a little clearer with uninterrupted sleep, even if only for a few nights, I had begun to formulate an idea in my head and had put feelers out to the formers Infiltration corp members. Not so much a request for information, but a request for opinions.

 

I had recognised the boy from the Naka river as ROOT, but he did not seem as...well rounded...as I had hoped he would be. Considering his age, there should have been little effort with full integration - I had seen adult members acclimatise better than he did.

 

I wanted their opinions on how they, and even core ROOT, found the integration process, and if there was anything lacking. The results weren’t as positive as I had hoped, considering I had input in the scheme. Apparently Infiltration corps members found the process relatively easy, but many members of the main body had more difficulty. It wasn’t that there were any allegiances with Danzo anymore, but the emotional re-education was shut down after a few years, so those that weren’t already signed off were abandoned. This was fine with the adults, for the most part, but the very young children found it more difficult to adjust. Many had now entered shinobi ranks, but were unable to progress due to concerns on their mental stability...or as many declared it ‘asshole sensei’ who had personality clashes.

 

ROOT tried to look after each other, but there were certain things that were out of their depth.

 

I visited Shikaku to put in a request for access to files, specifically those of the youngest ROOT populations. I expected the request to be denied, and was pleasantly surprised to receive them the next morning.

 

“These do not leave the office,” Shikaku told me sternly...ah...I guess it hadn’t actually been me to put in the request.

 

The boy from the sleepwalking incidents name was Sai, and he was one of the youngest. His file was redacted, so ROOT was not officially mentioned, but I could read between the lines. Danzo must have taken him in before even Academy age. He was in the Genin corp - but I called bullshit. I saw then he graduated from the Academy very early, but failed the exam giving to him by his jounin sensei stating ‘lack of respect - unfit for higher shinobi ranks.’ Sheesh...if that was a genuine reason, I wouldn’t have made it past genin either...oh, wait. Ha. I didn’t...I think I liked this boy even more.

 

He had received an offer to join ANBU, but it was denied by his guardian - his brother. I asked for access to his file, too, and received it within the hour - turned out it was kept in the Jounin Command Centre, so he wasn’t in ANBU either.

 

Interestingly, he was in village and overseeing a special project. I smiled at Shikaku before leaving - he only grunted in return (he was busy and stressed).

 

I waited outside of a closed off facility and waited. To pass the time I continued to practice chakra control exercises - by the time I saw my target exit the building, waving and joking around with his comrades, I had lots of slices leaves lying around me.

 

“Hey, Shin! What’s up?” I ran over to him running.

 

He was startled but stopped. “Hey...do I know you?” He seemed pleasant enough.

 

I smiled. “Nope. I’m here to talk about Sai. You got a minute?”

 

He groaned and drew a hand across his face in exasperation. “Look, I’m sorry if he said something to offend you. He has no filter. I can guarantee he didn’t mean anything by it.”

 

I grinned. “Filters are overrated. But thats not what I want to talk about - care to step into my office?” I gestured to the wall I had been perched on. He gave me an odd look, before waving off his final friends and following me over.

 

Once over, I activated a privacy seal. “So...one question. What’s a child with ROOT training doing wasting away in Genin corp? Danzo didn’t choose idiots, so I want to know - is this his choice or do we have a problem on our hands?”

 

He immediately bristled and face hardened. “Who the hell are you-“

 

“My name is Nakahara Erena. But you may know me as Hibari,” I said simply, and raised an eyebrow in challenge. He paled slightly.

 

“You?!” He nearly shouted. “But you’re so...short?”

 

I laughed. “What I lack in height I make up in attitude.”

 

“Huh...” he seemed to take a minute to think. “But what’s with the sudden interest in Sai?”

 

“He did me a favour, even if he doesn’t realise it and I like to repay in kind. Our interaction bothered me so I’ve been doing a little digging.”

 

“Digging into what? And how did he do you a favour? I love him, but that really doesn’t sound like him at all.”

 

“Never mind...but I am genuinely concerned about him. We both know his skills will be greater than genin corps, so why is he there? If you tell me that’s his choice then I’ll back down, but from reading his report I have a feeling it’s more than that.”

 

“You could say that. As I said before, Sai has no filter. And he’s got a big mouth. He calls it like he sees it, and unfortunately rubbed any potential sensei the wrong way. I gave the idiot a piece of my mind, but it only made things worse.”

 

“And I’m guessing his...penchant for radical honesty continues in the Genin corp?”

 

He laughed. “That’s one way to put it. And yes. If he didn’t get the job done he’d be kicked out.”

 

“Story of my life...” I muttered, and Shin gave me a look. “Your brother goes for radical honesty, I go for a total and utter disregard for authority. But I get the job done...now, I saw you squashed ANBU’s request- why?”

 

“The brat doesn’t need a faceless emotionless mask. Whatever I have of him would disappear. He needs friends and people but with him, it’s...difficult.”

 

I jumped up and clapped. “You’re getting the day off tomorrow, and so is Sai. Meet me in training ground nine at ten o’clock. Get him to bring his training gear.”

 

“Eh? Why? Are you crazy?”

 

“Yes. Yes, I am.”

 


 

 

I had Shikaku give Shin the day off, and put in a request for the Genin corp for Sai. He didn’t ask me why, but made it clear he knew I was up to something. He warned me to be careful, since I was still under review. Pfft, of course I was going to be careful.

 

In the morning, I went to Shisui’s apartment and dragged him out. He was benched for a few days until his next mission, and I was fully going to take advantage of it.

 

“Where are we going?” He whined.

 

“You’re going to spar this morning,” I replied easily.

 

“Spar? Erena...I’m not going to spar against you.” He looked concerned. He was probably worried about injuring me, but please.

 

“Not me, you idiot. I need you to assess someone for me. I have a suspicion and you are my favourite victim.”

 

“What? But who?”

 

“A genin.”

 

“You are wanting me to spar against a genin?”

 

“Yup. And I’m going to enjoy every minute of it,” I said with a grin.

 

When we got there, Shin and Sai were already there. Shin waved to me with a smile, whereas Sai simply frowned.

 

“Hello Crazy Lady.”

 

Shin turned on him and whacked him. “Sai! I said to watch yourself!”

 

“No no, it’s cool. Feel free to say whatever you want...anyway, this is my friend Uchiha Shisui, he’ll be Sai’s opponent for this morning. He’s a Jounin, so don’t hold back. I want a true assessment of your skills.”

 

Sai looked at him and assessed. “He does not seem impressive. Did he sleep his way to a promotion? That seems more likely.”

 

Shisui’s eyes widened and looked at me. “What even?”

 

“I think he’s insinuating you look like a fuck boy. He’s right...Have fun!” I singsonged, and dragged Shin off the field.

 

“You brought Uchiha Shisui? I thought you were going to assess him?” Shin asked.

 

“Yea, nah. Not possible...and anyway, this will be more fun. Plus I get to hear Shisui get constantly read to filth. It’s a win-win situation.”

 

Sai was good. Very good. He has skilled in kenjutsu and ninjutsu. His taijutsu was good, but maybe high chuunin level. But the fun thing about him? He had some damned crazy ink technique where we infused painting with chakra (I’m guessing fuuinjutsu also had some kind of play here? I needed more information) and they came to life.

 

Shin was cheering for him on the sidelines, and I turned to him. “Sai is fucking cool.” He grinned at me in response and continued to cheer. I enjoyed his exuberance.

 

Shisui was the obvious victor, but seemed thrilled with the spar.

 

“That was fun!” He exclaimed, a grin on his face, and clapped Sai on the back as they walked over to us.

 

“Are you attempting to flirt with me?” Sai asked, and seemed genuinely curious. “I’ve read that when people compliment you then touch unexpectedly, it is often at attempt to flirt.”

 

The look on Shisui’s face was priceless. I wished I had a camera.

 

I laughed. “No, Sai. That was at attempt at camaraderie. A purely platonic gesture.”

 

“I see!” He perked up, then slapped Shisui on the back too. “I appreciated the spar. You are not as weak as you look.”

 

Shisui laughed. “Thanks, I guess...So how come you are a Genin? That was an insane display.”

 

Sai shrugged. “While my combat skills are proficient, my personal skills cause certain issues. I still wish to remain in the Shinobi forces, so I must remain in my current post.”

 

“Personal skills?” Shisui seemed confused.

 

“Some Jounin don’t have a sense of humour and can’t take a few hard truths,” I replied.

 

“So...let me get this straight...you insulted a couple of guys and that’s it for you? I mean, who can’t handle a few jibes about the size of their penis?”

 

“Oh...what did he say?” I perked up.

 

Shin grinned. “He had a rather large repertoire of dick jokes.”

 

“Excellent! I like you even more.” I had visions of setting him loose on Kakashi. I imagined it would be beautiful. “Now, how do you feel about getting out of genin corps? I think I have the perfect person to set you up with - on a one-to-one basis, almost like an apprenticeship? And when they’re busy, we’ll set you loose on a couple of genin teams as an add-on, or come with me?”

 

He frowned. “I was not aware of such an option.”

 

“I just made it up now. What do you say?”

 

He looked at his brother. Shin grinned and nodded. “Hell yes!”

 

“I accept,” Said said with a tight smile.

 

Shisui laughed. “And who’s the poor sensei? I hope they have thick skin!”

 

I looked to him, cocked my head and grinned. “Didn’t you tell me you were thinking about taking on genin?”

 

His smile dropped. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding!

 


 

As I explained to Shisui, had had many reasons for basically forcing him to take on Sai. Yes, okay, most of it was payback because Sai was going to endlessly torment Shisui and it warmed my soul just thinking about it. But he was also one of the few that knew about the true extent of ROOT and would be willing to give him a chance.

 

I also didn’t fully trust him around a group of new genin - it was an accident waiting to happen. He’d ensure their survival, but there was no way he could mentally provide for them. Just look at his cluelessness with me.

 

But Sai needed something else - he needed shown acceptable social interactions and limits. Shin had obviously tried, but Sai needed more exposure. With Shisui providing another example of social interaction (because he was nothing if not sociable), and then throwing him into group settings, I’d hope that Sai wold come out a bit more rounded.

 

I explained my idea to Inoichi and he seemed surprised by my amount of insight on the matter. He also seemed upset my my implication that a large amount of ROOT were forgotten about, and agree’d to look over my findings so far.

 

At the end of the session, he told me that Tsunade wanted to see me later in the afternoon as the hospital. He didn’t know what it was about, but she’d sent the messenger to him. Honestly...the communication around Konoha was a joke.

 

When I arrived, I was the first one there and lay on the examination table in the room. Itachi arrived soon after. He tensed when he realised we were alone.

 

“If you’d prefer I can wait outside?” He asked cordially. I waved him to stay.

 

“It’s alright. I’d never expect to make a Hokage wait in the hallway. Could you imagine? Hopefully Tsunade won’t be long.” I continued to stare at the ceiling.

 

He sat down on one of the chairs in the periphery and we sat in silence. It was awkward.

 

“How have you been?” He asked, eventually. I blinked. I could ignore him but it would just make things more awkward.

 

“Good, thank you,” I replied politely. If he thought I was going to ask him back, he had another thing coming.

 

“I apologise for the delay in finalising your post. Unfortunately bureaucracy is not not easy to manoeuvre, even in my position.”

 

Please, I’d get it sorted in a heartbeat, if I was allowed. “I understand,” I replied, clipped. I didn’t understand at all, and knew he would pick up on that.

 

I heard him sigh like he was about to say something, when Tsunade walked in, with Shizune behind her. Thank god.

 

“So Erena, I have good news and bad news,” Tsunade said.

 

“Is there any other kind of news?” I replied. She snorted.

 

“Rarely. Any way. Good news is, I believe I can remove that pin in your brain.” I blinked. “Bad news, there’s the small risk it could go wrong and you’d end up brain dead.”

 

I shrugged. “How’s that any different than normal?”

 

She grinned. “Exactly what I said.” And she gave Itachi a look that said ‘I told you so.’

 

“So what’s the hold up?” I asked. If this was a thing, I’m surprised she wasn’t just getting started.

 

“Because of your circumstances. Inoichi has made me aware of your sleeping medication, and if we are to do this, you can’t take any kind of brain-altering medications for twenty four hours. You’ll need to be monitored, but without anyone to watch you at night, I wouldn’t feel comfortable sending you home alone.”

 

“So? Keep me here?”

 

“And have you screaming the place down? I think not.”

 

“Send me to Psych?”

 

“Erena, you do not need to admit yourself to the Psychiatic facility,” Itachi interjected.

 

“Show’s what you know, I’ve practically got my own bed there.” I snapped. His face fell at that but he didn’t respond. Oh, you feel bad? Good.

 

“Enough,” Tsunade interrupted. “If you are willing, that would be the preferred option, but I wasn’t to suggest.” She gave Itachi a dry look. I’m guessing she would give Itachi a hard time later. I loved Tsunade, she had as little love for members of authority as I did. “So, are you willing for me to do the procedure now?”

 

I shrugged. “I’ve not nothing else planned.”

 

She guided me to another room. It was sterile and had a funky looking chair that resembled a massage table.

 

“I will be performing the procedure. Due to the nature of it, I would prefer to keep you conscious and Shizune will be monitoring you. I will be paralysing you from the neck downwards, to keep you still, but you will still be about to see and talk as normal. Understood?”

 

“Absolutely. This is going to be weird.”

 

“Are you certain you do not wish for Gai’s return? Or for me to call Shikaku?” Itachi asked.

 

“They’d just talk me out of it,” I replied. “Besides, I trust Tsunade. She’ll have calculated the odds, and if they weren’t in my favour she wouldn’t even dream of this.”

 

“Damn straight, brat,” she said with a smirk. “Now, hop on.”

 

I did as she asked, and when comfortable she sent a pulse of chakra down me which fully paralysed me. It was bizarre. Shizune sat in front of me and gave me a friend smile. “Can you talk? I need to make sure you can keep a train of thought.”

 

“Talk about what?”

 

“Whatever you want.”

 

“So, let me tell you why Hatake Kakashi is a pain in the ass...”

 

I then proceeded to rant for about half an hour on why Kakashi was my frenemy. I hadn’t even managed to talk about his cockblocking last week, when I felt a small twinge somewhere in the back of my head and I gasped. “Oh.”

 

“I’ve got it!” I heard Tsunade declare, triumphant. “Erena?” I wanted to reply, but I couldn’t move or speak. But for some reason I wasn’t concerned? “Shizune, status!”

 

“She just stopped. Her face froze. Her pupils are still responsive but otherwise I’ve got nothing!”

 

“What’s going on?” I heard Itachi say.

 

I felt something fuzzy and blinked.

 

“What the fuck was that?” I exclaimed.

 

“There was a small area of inflammation where the seal was removed. I apologise,” she said gruffly. I think she was embarrassed? She released the paralysis. “Now, how do you feel?”

 

I wriggled all my limbs. “Fine? No different than before?”

 

“Can you feel the seals release?”

 

“Well, not really. I couldn’t feel it in the first place.”

 

“Can you talk about it?” Itachi asked, curious.

 

“Maybe? What you want to know?” Now I understood why he was here.

 

“What was it’s purpose? Why was it placed on you?”

 

I shrugged. “All it did was stop me from talking about the Akatsuki- nothing more insidious. It was actually my idea - it was that or they kill me. I chose the lesser of two evils.”

 

I guess it worked.

 

“You allowed them to place a needle into your brain? What if something went wrong?” Shizune asked, surprised.

 

“I altered the seal to the correct specifications, and I trust my own work. And I trust them to do their job - they are good at what they do.”

 

“You trusted a group of mercenaries to place mind altering techniques on you?” Itachi asked with a frown.

 

“Sure, why not? I’d just had my best friend do the same. I figured what was the worst that could happen?” I said with as much feeling as I could muster. He had no right to judge me.

 

“It was a reckless decision.” He replied. “You could have died.”

 

“It was a possibility,” I replied coldly. “But at the time I wouldn’t have been too upset. And as I said, I trusted the skills of the one who placed it. And I had friends in my corner looking out for me. It was the only option I had.”

 

“Stop this. Erena, I’d like to keep your stress levels at the minimum for now, if that’s okay? The questioning can wait. I am going to get Shizune to walk you home to get your things, then take you to Psych. She’ll monitor you, and you can be discharged this time tomorrow if all is well.”

 

I gave her a short salute and thanked her, and walked out of the room. I told Itachi to send word when he wanted to interrogate me further, bid him a polite a farewell as I could manage and left the room.

 

The walk with Shizune was nice enough - she was polite and never a hassle. She artfully kept the conversation away from Itachi or any possible triggers - she knew how to diffuse Tsunade, so I guessed she was employing the same principles here, too.

 

“Erena! Erena!!” I heard a shout, and turned around to see a jumping and smiling Naruto trying to get my attention. Odd, but not unwelcome. He must have recently returned from his mission. Sasuke was just behind him, and seemed annoyed...or maybe that was just his resting bitch face?

 

“Erena! Sasuke-teme doesn’t believe you can do the Rasengan! He said there was no way and you were too much of a mental case to manage it! And first go!”

 

“Dobe!” He hissed. “That was not what I said!” He turned to me. “I didn’t say that.”

 

I chuckled. “Of course not, you have far too much tact for that.” Sasuke gave Naruto a gloating look. “But if there wasn’t some insult I’d be even more shocked.”

 

“So, can you show him! Oh, maybe you could try the chidori!”

 

“Lightening jutsu isn’t my forte, so don’t get ahead of yourself.” I said. “But fine, here.” I opened out my palm and produced a tiny Rasengan. “Happy?” I looked up to the two boys.

 

Naruto nodded happy, a smug smile on his face. I turned to Sasuke, but saw he had activated the Sharingan to try and watch if it was a trick. He flicked his eyes up to mine as I went to look away, but I wasn’t fast enough and we made eye contact.

 

The Rasengan dissipated and I fell to the ground.

 


 

I woke up and appeared in my childhood livingroom. I panicked immediately as I saw my parents standing by the cooker.

 

It was happening again.

 

Almost on instinct, I took a step towards them. I knew exactly what was going to happen next. But it didn’t. My mother turned around to look at me.

 

“Erena? Oh, you’re here! Can you set the table before Gai arrives? Otherwise we’ll lose it to another idiotic arm wrestling competition, and I don’t think your fathers ego can take another hit.”

 

I blinked. “What?”

 

My father chuckled. “Yui! What little faith you have in me! I’ll have you know I’ve been practicing!”

 

“I love you, but you will never win a strength competition against Maito Gai. I’m pretty sure she chose one of the few men you couldn’t beat up.”

 

“I could still beat him up!”

 

“No you couldn’t. Now stop arguing and help Erena with the table!”

 

I watched as my father stole a piece of pork from the pan and my mother smacked him. He grinned at me and winked. “I’ll grab the plates, and you grab the rest.”

 

“Otou-san?” I asked, utterly confused. I could feel tears brimming in my eyes.

 

“Whoa! What’s up my little Mochi ball? The last time I saw you almost cry was you accidentally exploded your favourite calligraphy brush?”

 

“But, how?”

 

“Sweetpea...you stopped asking questions you already knew the answer to decades ago. You’ll figure it out,” he gave me a gentle smile before it morphed into something more sinister. “You know...your mother asked us to set the table...but she didn’t specify where?” He gestured up to the ceiling.

 

I ignored any lingering feelings of confusion and grinned, and immediately took out sealing paper from my pouch (how did I know it was there?), and quickly started scribbling. Less than five minutes later, the table was set...but upside down. How we didn’t get caught I’d never know.

 

“Seiji! Erena! You know that’s not what I meant! Put it back right now! I swear...how did I end up with such an immature family? I want a refund!”

 

I ran over to my mother and kissed her on the cheek. “You wouldn’t change us for the world.”

 

She sighed. “No, but I end up burning the food while you two fix with mess, you’ll both be suffering in another way. Go!”

 

Me and my father grinned at each other.

 

“DYNAMIC ENTRY.”

 

“Gai! Not you, too!” I suspect my mother was about to have a heart attack any moment. “Please, sit down and don’t break anything! I’ve had enough with these two!” My mother pointed Gai towards the sofa. He grinned, and gave her a thumbs up.

 

“Absolutely Yui-san! Can I not assist in any way? I will be on the best behaviour!”

 

She sighed and looked at him fondly. “Can you teach those two manners, please? Otherwise it’s handled, they just need to clean up their mess!” She sent us both a cold look. We shrugged in tandem.

 

Gai came over and kissed my cheek before giving my father a firm handshake. “Seiji! Your grip had improved!” He exclaimed and my father grinned.

 

“I’m going to beat you at armwrestling one day soon, mark my words!”

 

“Oh! What a Youthful challenge! I await your progress!”

 

Gai helped us get the table down safely, and we sat down for dinner. Gai and my father kept on playing off each other, and me and my mother kept rolling our eyes at them. In the end, my mother couldn’t stop the inevitable arm wrestle, so we had to quickly clear the table before any crockery could get broken.

 

“You know, you chose well sweetheart. He’ll always look after you when me and your father can’t.” I turned to her as I placed the rice bowls in the sink.

 

“What do you mean, Okaa-san?”

 

She bent down and kissed my head.

 

“It’s time to wake up, sweetheart.”

 

“What?”

 

Before I knew it, my vision changed and I was staring at a white ceiling.  Steven wasn’t there this time.

 

“Erena? Are you awake?”

 

I turned and say Shikaku at my bedside, a look of concern over his face.

 

I sighed.

 

“I just had the best dream.”

 

Notes:

Lots of explanations to come!

Gai got that drunk because of the forfeit for the challenge. Kakashi managed to smuggle in a duck, but Gai got caught. The duck is now a Hokage Tower mascot and lives in the courtyard.

I had planned the final scene for a long time. I missed writing Yui and Seiji so much :(

Chapter 49: Illuminate arc: part 7

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

My dream wasn’t a dream at all.

 

Shikaku told me that after I saw Sasuke’s sharingan, I had a panic attack. Apparently I thought I had been placed into another genjutsu and nothing could snap me out of it. From talking, physical stimulation, and even sedatives... I was basically in another coma.

 

After the first day, they had no option but to wait and see, until Tsunade came up with the plan to actually place me into a genjutsu. Shikaku had protested, but relented after she explained her theory. She then suggested one of the Uchiha specialists to do so, and asked Fugaku for a recommendation.

 

When Itachi stepped up, Shikaku had protested again stating I would have absolutely refused (he was entirely correct) but Tsunade overrode him - if he was the best option she didn’t want to take any chances.

 

And so he placed me in a genjutsu using the same technique as before...only this time giving me a different scenario. The opposite of his last one.

 

It was probably one of the nicest things I had ever experienced. While it wasn’t reality at all, it felt like it. I interacted with my parents like it was just a normal day, and saw Gai talk with them. Everything in it was entirely plausible...part of me was sad this could never be reality, but I don’t think I would have given those couple of hours up for anything.

 

And I had Itachi to thank.

 

“Fuck. That means I’m going to have to talk to him, doesn’t it?” I complained to Shikaku.

 

“You don’t have to do anything. He isn’t expecting you to...he just did what he felt was right.”

 

“Yea, well...he knows how I operate and he knows I’m going to have to speak to him now.” I crossed my arms in a huff. “He’s manipulative even when he’s not manipulative, and I’m pretty sure I’m entirely to blame.”

 

And another thing happened - my hands lost most of their tremors. They were still present, but hardly noticeable most of the time, and completely stopped if I concentrated. I still had night terrors (Inoichi still wanted me to continue with the sleeping aid for a while) and my chakra output was still shot to hell but I could actually pick things up and write without fear of dropping them.

 

And you know what that means?

 

Fuuinjutsu. I had so many ideas I couldn’t wait. Like, seriously. I’d have to take it slow, and couldn’t manage my tiny seals, but I was ready.

 

Hell hath no fury like a woman with a calligraphy brush.

 

But first I wanted to cook actual food and practice throwing kunai.

 

I was discharged from the hospital and went home for a few days (there may have been a few kunai marks on the walls I would clear up before Gai returned), before I was summoned by Itachi to discuss the Akatsuki issue.

 

The room was already filled with the usual suspects - Itachi, the ANBU commander, Shikaku, Morino Ibiki and Jiraiya. I’m guessing the Missing-Nin task force upgraded to Akatsuki. I waved and took the only empty seat in the room.

 

“Erena...I am pleased to see you have made a quick recovery,” Itachi said carefully.

 

“Thank you. So am I.” I wasn’t quit at the eye contact stage, but I was able to look around his face. He gave me a small smile.

 

“While I would have liked to give you longer, there are many things we need to discuss, and unfortunately time is sensitive at the moment. Do you feel up to answering our questions in regards to your dealings with the Akatsuki?”

 

I looked to Shikaku, who nodded. “Sure. Why not? Hit me.”

 

“We have copies of your original material supplied to the Sandaime. Since your last report, can you think of any important changes we should be made aware of?”

 

I frowned. “Not really, except I am no longer a part of the organisation. As such, their information will not be slightly restricted as they won’t have access to my spy network. They have other methods of gathering intel, but not as widespread.”

 

“And no one will take control of your network?” Jiraiya asked.

 

I shook my head. “Impossible. No one knows who is part of it, and my people wouldn’t work with anyone but me. Kisame may know the intel drop points, but that won’t be very useful.”

 

“That is fortuitous,” Itachi said. “Could you utilise your network for us?”

 

I screwed up my face. “Dangerous. If they find out I’m active, they would come find me and kill me. There is no mistake about that...we could set up another, but with a different structure and someone else at the helm. I can help direct, but it can’t trace back to me. I don’t have a death wish.”

 

“I already have a spy network,” Jiraiya said, crossing his arms in indignation.

 

“Your ‘spy network’ is a fucking joke,” I replied. “Whores and people you’ve paid off? I had people everywhere, from homeless people in border towns to nobles in the Daimyos court. I had a small network in Oto who let me know of Orochimaru’s plans and I was able to intercept before he even made it to Konoha. Can you boast the same?”

 

“What do you mean? You knew of the invasion?” The ANBU commander asked.

 

“Yes. I was tasked with monitoring and taking out Orochimaru, should he survive. But that plan was shot to hell.” I gave Itachi a quick look (I also wasn’t stupid enough to admit the Sandaime was a target, too).

 

“But you could have warned us. Intervened.”

 

“I did intervene. He intended to break down my seal on Gaara and release the Ichibi within Konoha. I managed to convince the Akatsuki this would be a detriment to their overall plans, and I fortified his seal before they left Suna.”

 

“Wait? Your seal on Gaara? And when did you have access to him?” Jiraiya interrupted again.

 

“His original seal was a pile of garbage and he was an unstable monster as a child. On my first undercover op in ROOT I saw him and...went a little rogue. I placed my own seal, more secure. Danzo never knew...then me and Kisame caught him when he was on a training mission and I placed a security seal over the top - right now I’m the only one who could break it, unless you have a lot of time and patience.”

 

The room went silent.

 

“I see...Are there any times you have...’gone rogue’ with the Akatsuki?” Itachi asked, eyebrow raised.

 

“How long you got?” I asked. “And depends. You want more a ‘benefit to Konoha’ story, or times I went a bit off script and was judge, jury and emasculator to some very horrible individuals?”

 

“The second. Definitely the second,” Ibiki interjected, grinning. I gave him a disgusted look and shivered a little. Shikaku looked between us in concern.

 

“We’re missing the point,” Shikaku said. “We know the Akatsuki is a threat, and their overall goal of retrieving the tailed beasts, but we need the information in between.”

 

“You are correct,” Itachi sighed. “The Akatsuki recently made a move on Naruto while he was on mission. He was approached and threatened. Had he not been interrupted, we cannot be certain what may have transpired.”

 

I frowned. “It’s way too early. They are years off approaching the tailed beasts...who was it?”

 

“Based on reports, I believe it was Deidara.”

 

I scoffed. “Please, he’s a show boat. He’d never go after Naruto, especially alone. He probably just saw an opportunity to ‘create art’ and thought ‘fuck it.’ Leader-sam-the Leader...” I corrected myself, wrong crowd, “will be handing out his punishment for making a scene as we speak. The guy is an ass.”

 

“That being said, we need to come up with a plan to protect Naruto. Jiraiya has an idea, but I wished to run it by you.” My eyebrows hit the roof. That was unexpected. “Jiraiya wishes to take Naruto out of village. On a training mission, with hopes to prepare him while evading the Akatsuki. What do you think?”

 

I blinked. Through all of this, I didn’t expect to be consulted on anything. I expected to be milked for information and sent on my merry way. I couldn’t have anticipated this at all. I guess I was their best source on information on the Akatsuki, but that didn’t mean Itachi would trust me.

 

“The idea has merit, I suppose...but Jiraiya is a target in his own right. He’s not exactly quiet.”

 

“I can be subtle when I need to be, brat. Just because I don’t run around in fancy seals doesn’t mean I can’t do my job,” Jiraiya argued.

 

“That’s not what I’m saying...the plan is decent enough as long as you can keep unpredictable and keep moving. That’s all I have to say. In all honesty, it’ll be safer than the village. If they increase their timeline and we aren’t prepared, it’ll be a disaster.”

 

“Then it’s settled. I suppose I’ll be the one to break the news?” Itachi sighed.

 

“Sasuke’s going to have a hissy fit,” I laughed. “Nice knowing you.”

 

“Thanks,” he replied sarcastically. “Can I ask you to write a report with any further information you think we may find useful?”

 

“Yea, no can do,” I said, and all men stirred. “Anything I give needs to be strictly verbal and spoken to under privacy seal only. There cannot be any paper trail. In fact, I request any documents alluding to my undercover mission and recent procedure by Tsunade immediately destroyed.”

 

“May I ask why you are making such a request?” The ANBU Commander asked.

 

“The Akatsuki will check up on me. And should the Akatsuki start looking for any further information about me, doors and locks won’t stop them. If they find any hint of my deception then I am dead, as is anyone I may have conversed with. As far as they know, you took in an injured missing-nin because you are bleeding hearts. As Konoha is known as the ‘softer’ village, it wont be exactly unreasonable.”

 

Shikaku sent Itachi a look, after which he sighed. “We will discuss and consider your request...we will set up another meeting in a week to discuss anything else that may be useful. If you will excuse us, Erena, we have things to consider.”

 

Well, that was a dismissal if there ever was one. I stood up noisily, gave them a half hearted salute and left the room.

 

On a whole, I don’t think they were satisfied with my information. But it wasn’t my fault they didn’t ask the right questions. They had my previous reports, which had likely been put through a fine tooth comb. Now they wanted my opinions, but on what?

 

I wasn’t lying when I said taking Naruto out of the village and travelling wasn’t a bad idea. In terms of safety it was smart...I mean, it would have been my option if I wasn’t here now. And he was a bigger target than I was. Sending him away with Jiraiya was a horrible move, but he was Minato’s sensei and he turned out a shining example of humanity. I could only hope the same of Naruto.

 

Before heading home, I decided to go food shopping. We only had a few things left in the apartment and I suspected Gai would return back at some point.

 

It was all going reasonably well until I had one of my minor hand tremors on the way back. It was unexpected and the shopping ended up on the ground, contents rolling out.

 

“Bugger, fuck, shit, asshole,” I muttered under my breath as I went to pick it up. There were quite a few people so it was a little embarrassing.

 

“Here! Let me help you with that!” I heard a familiar voice that I hadn’t come across in a while. Obito entered by vision and started gathering my things. When he looked up and saw it was me he paused. “Erena?! I didn’t realise it was you. You look....different. I heard you were back but...”

 

I gave him a lopsided smile. “Civilian clothes a bit of a different look?” I had now started wearing civilian clothes, except when Gai dragged me training. I actually looked like a girl sometimes. “Sorry about the whole ambush thing before. It was kind of necessary.”

 

His eye widened. “Oh, um. No, it’s fine. I understand. I totally get it. I suppose I should say thanks for stabbing me?”

 

“I guess we’re even now?” I joked. He seemed to take it as I meant it and nodded quickly, grinning.

 

“Hey, and it looked like we’re ex-Akatsuki buddies now! We should start a club!”

 

“Ha. And exchange stories of murder and mayhem. Sounds a treat.” I said with a wince.

 

He blinked. “If you ever want to talk to someone, non judgemental party, I’m all ears, okay? I do actually understand. Okay, so maybe I was manipulated into it and it was my own choice, but still. There aren’t many who would get it.”

 

I paused at his thoughtful offer. We were acquaintances before, and would have never considered something like this. I already had other people that I had to talk to - from the Akatsuki think tank to Inoichi - and I knew I could get Gai things, but I was hesitant to divulge everything. While shinobi do get up to all sorts of morally-grey activities, Gai was not the norm and I didn’t want him to think less of me...It was worth considering.

 

“Um...thanks. I’ll think about it.” I said with a smile. “So...how’s things been around here?”

 

He blinked and rubbed the back of his neck. “Boring? I’m still benched.”

 

“Oh! Yea...I forgot about that. I guess things have maybe died down a little. You could probably go on normal missions, but not use your little teleportation trick? It’s what gave you away.”

 

“Oh! That would be good. I’ll have to take a new mask for ANBU but-“

 

“Why ANBU?” I asked. “You could rejoin the general forces.”

 

“With this mug?” he pointed to the mottled side of his face. “I’ll stand out like a sore thumb.”

 

“Honestly, you men care more about your looks than I do,” I rolled my eyes. Between Gai and his morning routine, and Shisui with his...everything, I was surrounded my men more vain than I was...and appearances were my business for crying out loud. “You got much to do? Give me an hour and I’ll sort that for you...think of it like an ‘I’m sorry for stabbing you in the chest’ gift.”

 

“Um, okay? You want me to carry your bag?”

 

“Mmmm...probably safer, thanks.” I would have been fine. I just couldn’t be bothered.

 

On the way back, he continued chattering on. I’d never had full conversation with only him before and didn’t realise how much he could talk. He must drive Kakashi insane.

 

When inside, I made tea and got him to had a seat while I put everything away. I grabbed a few scrolling supplies rammed into a cupboard and sat down. I hoped the ink hadn’t dried out too much.

 

I set about making an appearance modifier with a twist- instead of working on a blank slate, it would mirror the other side. I made it so that it wouldn’t continually mirror, so that if he ended up getting injuries it wouldn’t give the game away. It would take the original image from activation. It took me longer than normal, as I had to take small breaks, but it wasn’t as long as I expected.

 

I rolled up the scroll and handed it to him. “It’s a bit bigger than normal, but still small enough to hide in an inside pocket - just make sure it’s got skin contact somehow.”

 

“What does it do?” He asked, confused. Oh, I hadn’t actually told him. Oversight.

 

“Go activate it and see - mirror is in the bedroom.”

 

He took it with a furrowed brow and followed my direction. I leaned on the door frame and watched.

 

“Whoa! This is amazing! It’s like a henge!” He started feeling his face.

 

“Nope. Better. No constant chakra drain, no concentration. I’ve used them up to one month without having to deactivate, but may last longer. It’s also completely undetectable, even to dojutsu. Fully mission capable.”

 

He kept prodding his face, and his fake eye. “This is so creepy. I can feel my eyeball but I know it’s not there.”

 

“Please don’t do that in public,” I said. “It’s not normal.”

 

He turned and grinned. “I’m gonna to find Kakashi. He’s going to freak out!” He ran past me and towards the apartment door but stopped at the last minute. I was still smirking. “Listen - thanks. Really. If I - oh screw it!” He ran forward and hugged me. I tensed. “Thank you!” And then he disappeared.

 

Huh. That was different.


After that, I had a new vigor for seals. I had to go and buy some fresh supplies which cost me a small fortune, but it was worth it.

 

I created a few more appearance modifiers, a supply of fresh knock out tags, storage scrolls and various other staples. I might be retired but I wasn’t going to be left defenceless. By the end of the day I had more scrolls than the supply room in the Hokage Tower. The room was a mess. I just started to tidy and organise by the time the door went.

 

I opened it to find Yumi there. What a nice surprise. My arms were covered in ink (unexpected tremors caused more than a few spillages- but thankfully none of my work was ruined), and I went to hug him.

 

“YUMI!”

 

“Get those filthy hands off me!” He pushed me back. I grinned. He looked around the room and raised an eyebrow. “Keeping busy? It looks like you’re preparing for war.”

 

I shrugged. “It’s a war against boredom. Oh! Here!” I shoved some stasis scrolls into his arms. “Present. Mainly stasis scrolls, but I’ve added in a couple new ones for you to try. There’s one that’ll project an image of the body it’s placed on top of, then another that’ll place only local areas into stasis like -“

 

Yumi huffed. “Thanks Erena, you didn’t need to do this. It’s not just a social visit, by the way.”

 

“Oh?” Did I miss a check up? I’m pretty sure no one told me. If they forgot to send a messenger again...

 

“Gai’s in hospital.” My train of thought stopped and I blanched. “No, nothing like that. Stop drawing conclusions. He’s fine...that’s why I offered to come as I knew you’d freak out.”

 

“I’m not freaking out. You’re freaking out. What happened?”

 

“Got injured on his mission. Wound got infected. He was borderline septicaemic by the time he got back but he’s already responding to treatment.”

 

“Oh thank god.” I collapsed on the sofa.

 

Yumi snorted. “You are a ridiculous human being, you know that? How does it feel to have a taste of what you put him through on a regular basis?”

 

“I hate it and I hate everything. I’m going to wrap us both in bubble wrap for the rest of our lives.”

 

“Excellent. That will make my life so much easier...Now get up, wash your hands and come with me. God know’s what you’ll get up to if I leave you on your own.”

 

I nodded and did as commanded. He walked me to the hospital and into Gai’s room. He made sure I had one of the more comfortable chairs to curl up on - it pays to have friends in high places.

 

Gai was still asleep and he has a sheen on sweat on him, but otherwise looked fine. His vitals were beeping away - so he was very much alive. Yumi had told me he had a slightly high temperature, but it wasn’t in the dangerous range anymore - the bastard didn’t come to inform me until things were improved in case I hit the deck.

 

As long as his temperature stayed down, he’d be free to go by the next day. And I didn’t intend to leave unless they forced me. One silly nurse did try, but she went away with her tail between her legs. I’d apologise later...maybe.

 

It was morning when Gai woke up, and I was half snoozing. I had taken one of the sleeping pills in case I had a night terror and started screaming, so I wasn’t entirely lucid.

 

“Erena? Are you awake?”

 

I blinked. “Mmm? Oh, hi Gai. You’re awake. And I’m awake. This is good.” My eyelids drooped a little.

 

“Did you stay here all night? You did not need to.”

 

“Did. Completely necessary. Gai in hospital is super bad.”

 

He chuckled. “Injury or not, it won’t keep my Youthful energy down for long. I’ll be out in no time!”

 

“Yumi said hopefully by tomorrow...today? I think he thinks you’ll be a terrible patient and wouldn’t stay in bed anyway.”

 

“Yumi is a fantastic healer with a great understanding of people! Why would I stay confined when I could be elsewhere?”

 

I started to feel more awake. “Nice try, but I’ll be keeping you confined if I have to put seals all over the doors and windows. And don’t think I won’t.”

 

“That would be imprisonment! How Unyouthful!”

 

“You’ll get over it. Now, how did a little wound end up getting the better of you?”

 

He sighed. “I was ambushed, and made my escape through a swamp. Unfortunately, I did not have the skills or supplies to adequately treat my injury. I made my way to Konoha as quick as possible.”

 

“So, lightening speeds?”

 

He grinned. “I am sure I would have broken records!”

 

We continued chatting, and at some point he dragged me onto his hospital bed. I would have normally protested, but he didn’t have an actual wound on him or was otherwise hurt. If he wanted me close, who am I to protest?

 

He fell asleep with an arm over my shoulder. I tried to move but he gripped my arm each time so I gave up. Yumi came in when the morning shift began and rolled his eyes.

 

“I don’t think I need to tell you this is against hospital protocol?”

 

“Gai’s clingy when he’s injured, who knew?” He was still asleep.

 

“Well, get off and wake him up. If his temperature’s back to normal he’s free to go.”

 

Gai woke up as soon as I hopped off the bed, and sprung awake in an instant. He greeted Yumi, who did his checks. They had a very friendly rapport. Yumi didn’t even sass him once...I was starting to feel a little victimised.

 

Yumi pulled medications from his pocket. “Start these now, for ten days and then come find me. Any, and I mean any, time you feel unwell, you come straight back. Any redness or swelling on your leg, you come straight back. No intense physical exercise or anything that could raise your temperature. I’d normally say none at all, but I’m not a fool. Just be sensible.”

 

“I will follow your instructions to the letter, you have my word!” He gave Yumi a bow.

 

We left the hospital, and went straight back tot he apartment. When we entered, there were still scrolls everywhere and the place was a mess.

 

“What has happened here?” Gai questioned. “Have you been practicing fuuinjutsu? But I thought you were unable?” He picked up one of the appearance modifiers to examine.

 

I held out my hands still and waggled my fingers. “Surprise?”

 

He rushed over and grabbed my hands to examine the lack of shaking. “But how? I was not gone for too long?”

 

“Ah. It’s been a bit of a busy week? I mean first I had brain surgery, then ended up in a coma, then I was put in a really nice genjutsu, and bam! I’m like seventy percent functional.”

 

He blinked. “I think you describing that as a busy week is not doing it justice. I cannot argue with the results, but I do not like that I was not present.”

 

I continued to bend down to pick up the mess. “I’m sorry? It was poor decision making on my part and I promise not to do it again? And most of it wasn’t exactly my fault.”

 

He blinked again. “I think that is one of the only times I have heard you say you made a bad decision. I think the medication may be causing me to imagine things.” He clutched his head dramatically.

 

“Just because your healing doesn’t mean I won’t hit you. You don’t have a head injury, you know!” I huffed. He immediately grinned and grabbed me.

 

“Ah, that is better. Now I know you are real.” He leaned down to kiss me, then pulled me up.

 

“Oi. Behave. Yumi said no physical activity. You literally just got out of hospital.”

 

“Yumi also said he wasn’t a fool.” And he carried me through to the bedroom.

 


 

Gai’s recovery wasn’t really a recovery, as you wouldn’t know anything was wrong. While he didn’t get up at stupid o’clock to run rings around Konoha, everything else was exactly the same. His genin team returned, and normal training sessions reconvened. They were off missions in the mean time, but that didn’t mean Gai would let them slack.

 

Lee’s reaction on discovering Gai’s injury was hilarious, and I have never seen so many tears from one person. While I managed not the laugh, TenTen could not say the same. Neji tried to make fun of him but Lee didn’t care - he’d started to take after Gai in that respect.

 

I decided to oversee the training, because I couldn’t trust Gai and Lee to behave. Instead of being bored, I kept myself entertained with experimenting with seals and practicing with my chakra again. I restarted my lessons with TenTen properly, and she was thrilled. I had started showing her tricks on drawing and she was picking it up very well.

 

Shikamaru was both pleased and disappointed about my partial recovery. He loved the fact I wasn’t injured as much, but hated the fact he was my favourite victim. Whenever he was slacking, I would either smack him or threaten him with a prank. Initially he didn’t realise it wasn’t just a threat, but when he woke up he next day with love heart tattoos on his cheeks he realised I wasn’t playing. Apparently he was on rotation at the Hokage Tower that week and most were making fun of him. When Itachi cracked a smirk he said he wanted to ‘fall into a hole and die’. He claimed he no longer loved me.

 

And on the subject of Itachi, I had been called to another meeting about the Akatsuki. It was less painful than the last time, and they just requested straight facts on missions and members. My request to destroy physical reports of the undercover mission was granted, but Itachi said that I would have to be careful as now there was no evidence of my loyalty to Konoha. I didn’t see that as a major issue.

 

After the meeting I asked to speak to Itachi in private. I had been putting it off, but the longer I waited the worse it would get. He seemed surprised by my request, but Shikaku simply gave me a comforting nod as he left.

 

“Look...urgh...I wanted to say thank you. For the genjutsu. The second one. I know you didn’t have to, but it was...nice. Really nice.”

 

He looked down. “Please do not thank me, Erena. It was nothing. It was the least I could do.”

 

“Well, i’m going to thank you anyway. I don’t know why, but it seems to have helped with some of the other problems. Inoichi thinks its because it’s giving me something else to focus on. Did you...plan the whole scene? It seemed so perfect.”

 

He tensed. “I started it. Your mind filled in the rest. Whatever you saw is how you would have expected it to go. It’s what makes it realistic.”

 

“Huh.” It made sense, I suppose. The reactions and interactions made sense. Itachi was rarely around Gai and I so he didn’t know what we were actually like around each other. “It was scary good. Both times. You could easily get lost in it.”

 

He sighed. “There are many dangers to the Tsukuyomi. Many of which I hope never to have to use.”

 

We went quiet for a period as I didn’t know what to say to that. Eventually I went into my bag and pulled out some scrolls.

 

“These are a few things I’ve been working on this week. Feel free to get R and D to have a look. Each scroll comes with a description and instructions for use. You have secure communications devices, scrolls to record sound, mobile barrier shields, and a few things to change hair colour and features - I’m not keen to make my appearance modifiers for general use. I also ready gave Yumi my medical ones, but I’m sure he’ll pass along whatever ones he thinks are useful.”

 

He took the papers from me. “I’m sure it will be all of them. Thank you, you did not need to do this.”

 

I shrugged. “I like being busy...and look, can I give you a piece of advice?”

 

He looked up at me confused. “Always.”

 

“Fire your damn secretary.” I pointed around the room at the mess of paper. “This place is a goddamn mess and it hurts my soul. You’re better than this. Ask Kutsu for a recommendation from Logistics to sort this out - they are paperwork monsters down there. They’re weird and it’ll probably turn them on.”

 

Itachi stiffened. “I’m managing.”

 

“No your not. This is not the office of someone managing. This is the office of someone who  doesn’t understand filing and delegation. You should have learned more from my uncle. Don’t try and take everything on yourself.”

 

He gave me a sad smile. “You should take that advice yourself.”

 

I shrugged. “I’m already downsizing. You should do the same. And get out and train sometime. Join Shisui and his new apprentice. It’ll be a riot.”

 

“Shisui has an apprentice?” He seemed shocked by that.

 

“Really? When was the last time you actually talked with him? Yes. I may have foisted my latest project on him. I can delegate, too.”

 

He chuckled. “How much does he hate you right now?”

 

I grinned. “Join a training session and you’ll find out.”

 


 

“I thought you were my friend.”

 

Yumi asked me to meet him for lunch and we were currently sitting in a restaurant eating. He seemed irritated with me...and for once I couldn’t think of anything I had done wrong.

 

“I am? Why am I not?” I replied.

 

“Itachi stole Kutsu from logistics. He’s now his personal secretary. I’ll probably never see him again.” He pouted.

 

“Whoa! That’s not my fault. I said to ask him for a recommendation.”

 

“We both know Kutsu wouldn’t have left anyone else to deal with whatever mess there was. It was like you in ROOT. He lives for micromanaging.”

 

“He is a control freak,” I nodded in agreement. “It’s like the only thing you guys actually have in common.”

 

“I blame you completely. And now you’re going to have to step in when he’s too busy.”

 

I frowned. “With what?”

 

“We’re adopting. You’re the godmother. Congratulations.”

 

I stopped for a second, I couldn’t compute. I think I was broken.

 

“Did you just say you’re adopting?” I asked carefully.

 

“Yes. No need to make a big deal out of it.” He huffed, shoving more rice in his mouth and looking everywhere but me.

 

“OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING! This is wonderful! I’m so happy for you! When? Who? Tell me everything! I need details!” I jumped out of my seat and went to hug him.

 

“And people say you and Gai are polar opposites? Seriously?”

 

They were adopting a four year old girl, and would likely get her in another week. The paperwork had just been finalised and didn’t want to tell anyone until then. Yumi was going to cut down him shifts at the hospital (and told me I better behave myself), and Kutsu was supposed to do the same...but then he accepted a role as personal secretary.

 

“Give it a year and it won’t be as big of a problem, okay?”

 

“And how can you be sure?” He really was annoyed with me.

 

“Because things are already in motion...have I ever been wrong?”

 

He narrowed his eyes at me. “What have you been planning?”

 

“If I tell you, you’ll tell Kutsu, who’ll tell Itachi and then there is no point. Nope. My schemes are my own.” I plopped a rice ball in my mouth.

 

“How  you get away with things I don’t know. But you better be right  or you’ll have baby sitting duties forever.”

 

“I still can’t believe you are making me godmother...I’m not exactly a great role model.”

 

“Sure you are. And you’re great with kids. Let face it, your boyfriend has the maturity of one...”

 

I flicked a grain of rice at him.

 


 

Aimi was the cutest thing I ever saw and I wanted to steal her. I told Yumi and Kutsu this. Kutsu laughed it off, but Yumi took it as the threat it was.

 

She was incredibly shy, but I suspected that was just because of all the new people around. They had only introduced her to a handful over people, but it was still going to be overwhelming for her.

 

With Gai back on missions, I had a lot more free time and offered to watch her whenever they wanted. As Yumi predicted, Kutsu was busy with Itachi, even if he did finish as a reasonable time each day. Yumi was on leave from the hospital, but they kept on sending him messages. Tsunade and Shizune had opted to remain in the village for longer, so he wasn’t entirely necessary right now, but some of the staff didn’t understand boundaries.

 

“This is ridiculous. You’re a new father. What the hell are they playing at?”

 

“Hospitals for you.” He grunted, as he was making his way out.

 

“Doesn’t matter. You should give them a piece of your mind.”

 

“I do that and they won’t approach me when there is an actual problem. Hospital politics.”

 

“Fucking ridiculous.”

 

“Language!”

 

“Oh, right, the kid...” Thankfully she was busy reading. I was safe to live another day.

 

He sighed. “Try not to corrupt her? I’ll only be an hour.”

 

“No problem, I’ll tone down my corruption setting. It’s now at ‘mild- basic swears only’”

 

“How about no swears?”

 

“That setting does not appear to be available. I’ll ask for it with my next update.”

 

“I hate you.”

 

I grinned. “I know. Now shoo, the sooner you get back, the sooner I can see Fugaku. He’s finally got some cases for me.”

 

Some of the red tape had been lifted, and I was able to start working with the police force. The Shinobi forces were taking longer, but some progress was better than none. I was starting to feel a bit redundant.

 

Yumi left, giving Aimi the sweetest goodbye (it actually surprised me he could manage it), leaving me with her.

 

“So...what you want to do until Yumi gets back? Continue reading? Go to the park? Bake? Paint the walls? Dye your hair? I’m totally down with anything.”

 

I was going to be the fun one. Watch me.

 

“I’m not sure I’m allowed...I should be good.”

 

“Why?” I sat down next to her.

 

“The orphanage lady said to be on my best behaviour. They might give me back, and I like it here.”

 

Nope.

 

“They would never do that. You should be yourself and if you want to do something, just ask. Unless its super dangerous or naughty, they’ll do their best. They aren’t scary and they love you lots.”

 

“Are you sure?”

 

“Absolutely. I’m super naughty and they haven’t gotten rid of me yet.” I grinned. “Now what do you want to do?”

 

“Umm...can we make a cake? I’ve never made one before.”

 

“Absolutely! And you know what? Neither have I! Let’s figure it out together.”

 

When Yumi came back he no longer had a kitchen. It was covered in flour and eggs...and so were we. I may or may not have made more mess than necessary. But Aimi loved it and I’d take whatever punishment he had for me.

 

All he did was sigh and shake his head, but I could see him smiling. “You’re cleaning this place up.”

 

I threw flour at him and it covered his face (he totally could have dodged). Aimi giggled.

 

Worth it.


 

 

When I met Fugaku I still had flour in my hair. He gave me a strange look but didn’t ask...I’m guessing he probably didn’t want to know.

 

He gave me a pile of files that they had hit dead ends on, or the investigation was taking too long. I was given my own cubicle, and told to ask for any further information I required.

 

Unfortunately, my presence didn’t seem to be accepted by everyone in the police department. I received many dirty looks, and if there’s one thing Uchiha are good at it is scathing facial expressions. I had made my way through a few of the files, leaving notes with suggestions when one particular officer came over, faux spit at me and hissed “Traitor” before stomping away.

 

Now, I had a thick skin, but I wasn’t taking that kind of bullshit from anyone. I had to be careful because I was in the middle of the police station and meant be on my best behaviour. My usual game of intimidation wasn’t going to work, and making his life a misery wasn’t going to resolve things- I resolved to being the bigger person and ignored it...although I may have set a few minor pranks on him to make myself feel better.

 

After a few days, I realised he wasn’t the only one to feel this way, and many others took it upon themselves to act in a similar manner. Most were just stupid comments, but I stopped when I had a hot drink ‘accidentally’ poured on me. It was scolding and I could feel the burn on my arms.

 

Everyone’s eyes were on me. Some were looking at the police officer in disgust, others were just being nosey, but I saw a few victorious glances.

 

“You are a bunch of cowardly bullies. Guess what? The only reason I’m here is because you can’t do your fucking job. Do you really think if I was a traitor I’d be allowed back, and to help with your investigations? Fuck you. This isn’t worth it.”

 

I stomped into Fugaku’s office, still dripping from the coffee.

 

“I’ve had enough. You’re officers are a bunch of immature judgemental children. I appreciate the opportunity, but I need to leave before I do something I’ll regret. The files are on the desk.”

 

“What-“ he said. But I didn’t wait for his reply and left the police station.

 

As welcoming as my friends had been, it was obvious that the main of Konoha populace was not as nice. Thankfully, not many actually knew my face, and most forgot about the whole missing-nin thing, but clearly some still held it against me. And to make things worse, I couldn’t even retaliate. It would only make things worse.

 

I made it to a park bench before my frustration for the best of me and I started crying. Fuck. I wasn’t even upset. I was just angry.

 

“Erena?” I turned to find Fugaku. Fucking fantastic. I tried to dry my face and turned away from him.

 

“Sorry about the outburst, but I’m done.”

 

“Why didn’t you tell me about the treatment you’ve been receiving? I asked my secretary and she informed me that it wasn’t an isolated incident. I would have stopped it.”

 

“Because I’ve never needed anyone to stop it before. I can handle myself...I’d normally just scare them away, but trying to go ‘mainstream’ is hard.”

 

“I’ll take care of them. You don’t need to do everything yourself. But thank you for not injuring my officers with kunai- that would have made things far more difficult for me.”

 

I turned to him. “I think that was a joke? Did you just make a joke?”

 

His face was blank but he had a slight twinkle in his eye. “I have no idea what you are talking about.”

 

“You totally did. Say another. Come on....”

 

“Erena, I am not a performing monkey. I leave that to the Sarutobis.”

 

“You did it again!”

 

This time I got a smirk. “Go home and get changed. Have lunch and come back. I will deal with everyone in the mean time. I will assure you it will not happen again.”

 

True to his word, I was left alone. I even received a few apologies. It was awkward, but workable. I had a few other officers come over and ask for advice on various things, and it was actually quite nice.

 

After a few weeks I had done everything Fugaku set out for me. It was nice while it lasted, but I couldn’t say I’d miss the police station one bit.

 

I was having a day to myself, as there was no one around to annoy. Gai was out of village, and Yumi, Kutsu and Aimi were busy playing happy families. Shikaku was busy, and in a grumpy mood so it was no fun. Even Shisui and Sai were on a mission together, or I would have bothered them. They had actually started getting on like a house on fire and Shisui kept going on about how his genin was going to ‘dominate’ the next chuunin exams.

 

So I found myself in the baths, enjoying my solitude. Until I heard a familiar giggle.

 

I marched out, fully naked and grabbed a concealed Jiraiya. I punched him in the face and throat before throwing him over the fence.

 

“You fucking try that again and I’ll punch you in the balls, you fucking pervert!”

 

“I didn’t realise it was you!” I heard a croaked voice.

 

“Why does it make a fucking bit of difference? You belong on a sex offenders watch list!”

 

“It’s just research!”

 

“And next time you’ll get to research the feeling of that book rammed up your ass! Now fuck off!”

 

Having had enough, I went to shower and get changed. There’s nothing like a peeping tom to spoil you mood.

 

I excited the bath house and heard a chuckle.

 

“Good afternoon, Erena. I knew I heard your soothing tones.”

 

I whipped around.

 

“Kisame?”

Notes:

A bit of a filler chapter, but an important one for the future.
Erena’s healing may seem sudden, but a positive mindset can do a lot. And the Tsukuyomi is incredibly powerful.

Yumi+Kutsu+Aimi family dynamic will contribute absolutely nothing to the plot, but sometimes people deserve nice things.

There won’t be an update tomorrow. I try to write the chapters a few days in advance and I’m lagging slightly!

Chapter 50: Illuminate arc: part 8

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Of course, because why wouldn’t Hoshigaki Kisame be in Konoha?

 

Stupid question really.

 

“Erena...you are looking well,” he grinned. He was wearing my Appearance Modifier, but somehow he still managed to come across shark like. I’m guessing that aspect wasn’t just in his looks, but ingrained into his personality.

 

“All the better for seeing you. To what do I owe this pleasure?” I asked. While I liked the guy, his visit didn’t spell out great things for me. My mind was whirling with the possibilities.

 

“Now, that doesn’t seem sincere. Can’t a friend just come for a visit?”

 

“That’s the first warning sign. You’ve never actually called me a friend before, friend.”

 

“Paranoid little Twig, aren’t you?”

 

“Always...But really, what fo you want? You wouldn’t come here just for the sake of it.”

 

“I may have a few things I’ve been asked to discuss.”

 

I sighed. “Maybe we should take this conversation elsewhere? The place will be crawling with ANBU in a second.” Even if he managed to get in undetected, I wasn’t stupid enough to think I didn’t have a tail when I was unsupervised. The Akatsuki think tank knew of Kisames access to my Appearance Modifiers, and no doubt a strange tall man suddenly talking to me would have raised suspicions. And if Kisame was intercepted here, it would mean potential civilian casualties when the fight ensued.

 

“I will follow your lead, friend.” He smirked and gestured.

 

I shunshined away and into the forest, quickly and hoping I could keep my chakra control up for long enough. It wasn’t quite out of Konoha’s boundaries but it was far enough from the village I didn’t feel as on edge. It was easily trackable, too.

 

I knew Kisame wasn’t here on a social call. I would count him as a friend, but I wasn’t stupid enough to think that included social visits. He might have looked after me, but nothing could deter him from the mission. If he was given a task, he would carry it out to the letter. He liked me, but he would always put his loyalty first and foremost.

 

I landed on the ground and he followed suit, standing a few meters away from me.

 

“Konoha seems to have done you some good,” he commented, sincerely.

 

I smiled. “It’s been interesting.”

 

“I half expected you to be wasting away in a cell somewhere. The Leaf haven’t had the best track record with you.”

 

I blinked. “You were worried about me? That’s...surprising.”

 

“You grew on me. Like a fungus.”

 

I smirked at him. “You know, you’re quite the fungi yourself.”

 

“I have not missed your attempts at jokes,” he said, dryly. But I could see the amusement in his eyes. He totally had.

 

“Don’t lie. I can see right through you...But really. Why are you here? You wouldn’t have put yourself at risk of exposure to exchange pleasantries. I miss the banter but I’m not stupid.”

 

“You never were...Leader-sama sent me on a recruitment drive.” My eyebrows shot up. “I was passing by and told to observe you. I expected a prisoner or that feeble self pitying shadow. If any betrayal was suspected I was ordered to kill you.”

 

I stilled and took a breath. “And what have you found?”

 

He shrugged. “Not feeble, and not a prisoner. So why not leave?”

 

“You offering? You just can’t be bothered getting a new partner,” I attempted to joke. Inside I felt cold, this didn’t bode well.

 

“True. So what do you say? You appear recovered enough to resume your main duties. I’m certain you will be welcomed back.”

 

I shook my head. “It’s not that simple.”

 

“Oh?” He raised an eyebrow.

 

“The second I leave I’ll have a dozen hunter-nin after me.” I was trying to stall.

 

“Pathetic excuse. You would evade them in a matter of minutes.”

 

“Perhaps. But I won’t just leave again. I can’t...I thought I’d never get to return back. I’ve found some peace here. If I left now, I’d break all over again.”

 

He looked at me for a little while. “That is disappointing.” I swear I could hear a bit of regret in there, but I couldn’t be sure.

 

He made a go for me and lunged with his sword. I dodged and flipped out of its path, missing the scales by a mere millimetre. I took out a smoke bomb tag and released it, and the area was immediately surrounded in a thick blanket of smog - hopefully it was dull his senses a little. I then activated a chameleon tag and zipped to his side. I managed to sneak a kunai - he registered my movement as I grabbed it but I just managed to evade again.

 

Where he might have the strength, I had the stealth and I was planning to use it as long as I could. I hoped that reinforcements would arrive soon enough. I had a few seals remaining, but I wasn’t willing to try and produce any ninjutsu- if they weren’t successful I would just waste time and effort.

 

Kisame sent out a wind technique to dissipate the smoke and left the area clear. He started trying to sense me, so when he was distracted and facing the other way, I jumped on his arm and slashed his face, before gracefully landing back down. I bolted and ran behind a tree before he swung.

 

Not only did he take out the tree but me managed to slice across my back. I could feel the blood pour and started concentrating to try and steam the flow. He managed to miss anything vital, but I could feel damage to a couple of my ribs. They could wait.

 

“I’m impress you managed to get my face. There is a first time for everything,” he said in appreciation. I wasn’t stupid enough to reply, he was trying to goad me into revealing my location.

 

A series of explosion tags let off around him. Unbeknownst to him, I had placed a couple on his person as I vaulted to get his face. He was too focused on me to think about what I had left behind. They weren’t powerful enough to inflict any lasting damage on him, but would probably sting like a bitch.

 

I took that moment to move. I’d never be more thankful about sessions with Gai. I might complain but my speed and agility definitely benefit. I shoved the kunai into the centre of his forearm and used it as leverage to manoeuvre and kick him in the face. It landed, but he grabbed my foot and threw me into a tree. My knee made a popping noise and my face hit a rock as I felt to the ground.

 

He came over and picked me up by the throat before I could right myself. He brought me close and grinned.

 

“I wish you had taken me up on the offer.”

 

Next thing I knew I was hurdled into the air again, but only for a second. Instead of falling, I was captured by water. I was caught in a water prison, completely submerged. I tried, but I had no access to any of my chakra, and any remaining seals I would have had were ruined by the water.

 

My eyes widened at the realisation that I was fucked.

 

I held onto my breath for as long as possible, but in a moment of panic my body tried to take in a breath, but instead inhaled water. Needless to say it did not help. My body started to panic with the lack of oxygen, however I wasn’t willing to give Kisame the satisfaction and stayed completely still as my vision started to blur.

 

Just as I started to see black, I saw a flash of red flame. The water dissipated and I fell to the ground. By some stroke of luck, I landed heavily on my back and the water in my lungs came out of my mouth involuntarily, followed by a round of vomit. It was not one of my finest moments.

 

I was on my hands and knees as I tried to support myself up. It took a while to catch my breath and breathe properly, with throat aching and mind still dulled. I looked up to find Kisame fighting with what looked a couple of ANBU. Kisame looked like he was having the time of his life. He briefly saw me look over to him and made eye contact before grinning wide. With obvious ease, he sent out a high powered wind jutsu and knocked the two over, before effectively disappearing. The bastard must have taken my chameleon tag when he grabbed me....at least it would soon burn up because of the shitty paper it was on.

 

The ANBU signalled to each other about some kind of search radius, but I interjected.

 

“Don’t bother. He’ll be long gone. It you want to search anywhere, I’d focus on the old ROOT tunnels but he’s not stupid enough to hang around.” Fuck, my throat sounded like sandpaper.

 

One of the ANBU disappeared, and the other came to me. “I am taking you into custody. You will comply or you will be met with lethal force.”

 

I sighed. “Sure. Whatever.” I was tired, in agony and mentally drained. I’d almost drowned and had no fight left in me. I collapsed back down on the forest floor. He could take me into custody all he wanted but I wasn’t walking anywhere.

 

He didn’t even try and force me up, and placed a knockout tag on my arm and I fell unconscious.

 


 

 

When I woke up I was in a holding cell with chakra suppressing cuffs on. Ha. Jokes on them because I didn’t have any anyway.

 

The knock out tag must have worn off, because the paper was still on me. I clearly hadn’t received any medical attention as my injuries felt very much intact, with my knee feeling worse than before.

 

The holding cell opened, and two ANBU came in. One came right up to me and placed black cloth hood over my head, before grabbing the chakra cuffs and leading me out. I didn’t move far before I was shoved to a chair and cuffs secured to a table in front of me.

 

“You know boys, I’m getting a sense of deja vu here. If this is meant to be intimidating, you better up your ante. This ain’t my first rodeo.”

 

The room was then emptied and I was left alone. I sighed dramatically.

 

The wounds on my back were aching leaning against the cold metal chair but I wouldn’t give them the satisfaction of knowing. I tried to keep myself as relaxed as possible and slouched in my chair.

 

I must have been there for a while, as I actually ended up falling asleep...I guess I was more exhausted then I thought. I was suddenly awakened by the hood being ripped from my face and a concerned Itachi in front of me patting my cheek. I flinched a little at the unexpected eye contact, and he immediately stepped back.

 

“Release her cuffs at once,” he ordered sternly. His orders were followed a split second later. “Why wasn’t she taken to a healer?”

 

“The injuries were deemed non-life threatening. Protocols mandate to secure the prisoner and arrange for immediate questioning in the event of an active threat.”

 

“And under what grounds is she under suspicion?”

 

“Knowingly interacting with and aiding in the escape of missing nin Hoshigaki Kisame.”

 

Itachi snapped his head to me, I shrugged while rubbing my wrist. “I guess he’s not wrong? But the second one is a bit of a stretch.” My voice stung. “Urgh. I don’t remember my throat feeling like thing when I was water boarded in ROOT. Maybe it was the vomit?” I meant to say that to myself, but it all came out. Oops. I guess I had a head injury, too?

 

The door opened before the ANBU Commander and Morino Ibiki entered. The ANBU Commander must have gestured for the guards to leave the room. The men sat down at the other end of the table. I blinked slowly, still feeling half awake. I was starting to become aware of the increasing effort it was taking to breathe.

 

“Nakahara, I need you to explain the recent events involving Hoshigaki,” Morino said, looking directly at me. The others all trained on me too.

 

I sighed. “He came for a chat, we got into a little fight. It got a little dirty...I lost, got arrested. The end.”

 

“Details, Nakahara.”

 

I blinked. “He approached me outside the bath house, wearing an old Appearance Modifier...the conversation became tense so I removed us from the area. He stated he was sent to recruit another member, but due to my recovery, he offered me a chance to rejoin the Akatsuki.” Itachi stiffened but otherwise kept his face blank. “I declined. He attacked me, he won...the ANBU eventually turned up and he took the opportunity to fuck off.”

 

“You’re missing some very important details, and you know it. Why did you tell the ANBU to check ROOT tunnels? Why would he be aware of them?”

 

I shrugged. “He’s known about them since the Chuunin invasion. I told him about a few.”

 

“And you didn’t think to tell us?” The ANBU commander asked. Despite his stoic demeanour, his tone gave away a slight bit of annoyance.

 

“You never asked?” Since having Sasori’s seal removed, they had asked me very little about specific things like this. As the sessions were limited, I’d had very little opportunity to volunteer information. And I will be honest, it kind of slipped my mind.

 

I saw the ANBU Commanders hands clench in anger for a second but he never replied.

 

“If Hoshigaki attacked, why aren’t you dead?” Morino asked, with interest. “We all know in your current state you are no match for him.”

 

“He never wanted me dead...I think he was genuinely checking up on me. And to give me a warning I was being monitored.”

 

“Erena, have you seen yourself? These are not the actions of someone coming into to check up on a friend,” Itachi said, incredulously.

 

“Shows how much you know Kisame. This is just a warm up. If he wanted me dead, I would be.”

 

“Perhaps he was interrupted by the ANBU agents?” The ANBU Commander said.

 

“Please. Leave the jokes to me, humour isn’t your strong point. They were ridiculously outclassed. The fact your ANBU are still alive is more of a favour for me.”

 

“In what respects?” Morino asked.

 

“I don’t condone killing. He might not hold the same ethical stand point as me, but he respects me enough to not do it in front of me, especially in my own village.”

 

“That sounds very out of character,” he mused. “I’ve met him, you know. He killed his own team rather than allow an information leak. I’ve never seen such brutality.”

 

I shrugged. “Apparently I grow on people. Like fungus...I’m infectious.”

 

“And your current injuries? How do you explain those?”

 

“He’s seen me survive worse. Hell, he’s caused worse. This is practically just a bit of foreplay.”

 

“Foreplay? Well...that would explain a lot.”

 

My face morphed into disgust. “Ew. Kisame? No. He’s like my brother from a scaly mother. Those are some bad and very wrong thoughts. Do you have any bleach? I need to clean my brain with it. Several times.”

 

“Let’s not get distracted,” Itachi said. “Is there anything else you would like to inform us of?”

 

“Yea, your ANBU were slow as fuck and were taken out by a single wind jutsu. It was embarrassing. They either need reassigned or training from a very stern captain.”

 

The ANBU Commander stiffed. “Reports will be thoroughly analysed.” He didn’t say anymore, and I guessed that was a diplomatic way of saying he wasn’t happy without losing face. I could respect that, as long as he got the job done.

 

“Do you need anything else from me right now, or can I pass out?” I asked. Although the question was a bit redundant as I did so anyway.

 


 

 

I woke up in the hospital. I was getting fed up with this. I’d been here more times in the last few months than I had in the last few years...although I suppose healthcare with the Akatsuki wasn’t really an option. But still.

 

I woke up alone in the room, although I could sense a couple of ANBU around - I guess I was going to be fully guarded from now on. Goodbye privacy.

 

I was aware of them before, but mainly when alone. I’d never detected them when I was with any others or in the hospital before. I suspected they thought the security risk was low at these points. Whether these guys were protecting me or were just monitoring me now I didn’t know. Either way, I was going to have to speak to someone about getting them to hide their presence better - for starters, detecting them shouldn’t be a thing. And second, it was distracting.

 

I removed the leads and things attached to me and got out of bed. I felt fine and wanted to leave. I popped my head outside the door and caught a nurse.

 

“Hello? Can I go? I feel great. Top notice service from you guys. I’ll leave a great review.”

 

She looked like a deer caught in the headlights. “Oh! I’ll go get your primary Healer. Can you wait in bed?”

 

Well, it wasn’t a no? “Sure. Thanks.”

 

Yumi had but enough fear into me that I at least wanted to be polite and inform them of my departure. If I didn’t and it got back to him, I’d have hell to pay. I walked back through and looked for my things. My clothes had been changed into hospital scrubs - I’m guessing they were disposed of. I’d hoped to find my bag and shoes at least.

 

“Nakahara-san?” A unfamiliar man walked in the room dressed in the usual Healer uniform. “I believe you have requested to leave?”

 

“I feel fine, seems like a waste of a good bed.”

 

“While the majority of your injuries are resolved, due to the type of trauma you have experienced, we would prefer to monitor you for a few days. For people in your condition there can be delayed complications.”

 

“People in my condition?” I asked, confused. “If you’re walking about the whole mental health thing, this isn’t a drop in the ocean. And if it makes you feel better, I’ll arrange to have a chat with Inoichi.”

 

“No, Nakahara-san. I mean your pregnancy.”

 

“Wait. WHAT?”

 


 

 

After that I would like to say I was calm and collected but that would be a lie. I demanded to see my chart, then demanded it was checked again. I demanded to see Shizune or Tsunade - he tried to tell me that they were far too important to deal with something like this.

 

“Show them my goddamn chart and if they don’t come straight away, I’ll do whatever the hell you want.”

 

Shizune arrived soon after and performed her own examination.

 

“They are correct. You’re pregnant. About five weeks along.”

 

I blinked. “But how?...no, I don’t need the whole...” I made awkward hand motions. “But...how? Gai had taken the contraceptive?”

 

Her face morphed. “This wasn’t planned?”

 

“No. Definitely not. The opposite of planned. Unplanned. Zero planning.”

 

“Has Gai been exposed to any poisons or medications recently?”

 

I furrowed my brow. “No, except antibiotics? He had an infected wound.”

 

Her mouth formed an ‘oh’. “Certain antibiotics can stop the contraceptives from working. Once the course is finished, it takes a couple of weeks to resume.”

 

I blinked. “Why weren’t we ever told this?”

 

Shizune seemed nervous. “It’s standard procedure to tell kunoichi...its rare for the men to be taking the contraceptive so it is an unfortunate oversight.”

 

“I’m going to kill him,” I growled.

 

“Gai?” She squeaked.

 

“Yumi.” I wasn’t just going to kill him. I was going to string him up, cover him in honey and find a pit of fire ants. I wonder if the Aburame would know where to find one?

 

“Erena...I know you must be feeling angry, but I’m sure Yumi will feel terrible. He takes his job very seriously...I know you only just found out and it’s a lot to wrap your head around, but just know who have options.”

 

I snapped my head towards her. “What?”

 

“It’s not uncommon for kunoichi in your position-“

 

“Hold that thought. First I need to tell people and discuss things and shit...” I groaned. “It was supposed to be a nice and peaceful day. I was going to the baths and then I was going to buy dango and find a nice fiction novel to read. Maybe a romance? Then have an early night and find people to annoy tomorrow...maybe prank the Hokage tower? I found a merchant with a fantastic supply of glitter...In fact in might still do that-“

 

“Erena, focus?”

 

“Right, yes. The bundle of cells reproducing and multiplying inside of me. Right. Important topic...but really. I need to speak to Gai first? I’ll try not an freak out until then.”

 

She gave me a soft smile. “You can freak out if you want.”

 

“Thank god, because I’m totally freaking out.”

 

She laughed. “Once you talk with him, I’m here for you. Whatever you need. Okay?”

 

I nodded. “So what now? They said they wanted to keep me here for a few days.”

 

She shook her head. “You’ve been lucky, there doesn’t appear to be any issues. I would be comfortable with you going home, but take it easy for a few days? And by that I mean strict rest. If you feel different at all, straight back.”

 

“Thanks. Will do.” I sighed. “This is a clusterfuck.”

 

“It’s unexpected. But you’ll figure it out.”

 


 

I left the hospital and went straight over to Yumi’s house. Kutsu opened the door.

 

“Erena, are you okay? You look flushed.”

 

“Where’s Yumi?” I asked.

 

His eyes widened. “I’ll go get him, you want to come in?”

 

I stepped in the hall but didn’t move any further.

 

Yumi came out a second later looking irritated.

 

“Kutsu said you looked ill? What the hell are you doing here? Just go to the-“

 

I punched him right in the nose and walked out.

 

I felt much better.

 


 

 

As directed, I sat at home and did nothing. Which is a dangerous thing for me. My head was whirling over all the possible problems and complications and I didn’t like any of them.

 

The next day Yumi came over and couldn’t be more apologetic. He had stopped by the hospital to speak to Shizune and she told him.

 

“Erena...I’m sorry. Truly. I can’t apologise enough. It was such a rookie error and I’d flay others for this. I can’t believe it.”

 

I sighed. “It’s okay. It’s happened. But I don’t know what the fuck to do.” I wasn’t going to hold a grudge against him for this. I could see the sincere regret written on his face. “I mean, I’m not mother material. It’s not something I had seriously considered - especially right now. I’m fun aunt or crazy godmother material...but actually leaving me in charge of an actual human child? It’s going to be a disaster.”

 

“You don’t give yourself enough credit,” he replied. “You are an absolute pain in my ass, but you’re one of the most caring and selfless people out there.”

 

I gave him a funny look. “Are you okay? You just complimented me.”

 

He rolled his eyes. “I’ve been known to do that, occasionally. But seriously, we made you Aimi’s godmother for a reason. Have a bit more faith in yourself.”

 

I flopped back dramatically on the sofa.

 

“I hate this.”

 

“I know.”


 

I was called in for a more thorough debrief after a few days, this time with Shikaku being present too. I gave them the full play-by-play, starting from Jiraiya  peeping in the baths...if I was going down, I was taking him down with me.

 

They sat in silence and waited as I recalled everything. The ANBU Commander then told me that the ROOT tunnels had been decommissioned and collapsed - long time coming if you asked me. I told them it may be worth extending the barrier seal around the village to include going slightly underground and they seemed interested.

 

Unfortunately, they didn’t take my interpretation of Kisame’s visit seriously - they thought it was more than a little unlikely he was there on a social visit. I know my Fish, but I could understand their opinion.

 

“The problem we have is the risk posed to the Villages security. Now you are a target of both Orochimaru and the Akatsuki,” the ANBU Commander said.

 

“This was always a problem. How has this changed?” Shikaku asked.

 

“But now there has been an attack. Within village.”

 

“And what do you suggest?” Shikaku asked, his face guarded.

 

“We remove the target from the Village. Should they return in greater numbers, there could be loss to civilian life.”

 

I looked to the floor. With my days of solitude, this is one scenario I had anticipated.

 

“Are you suggesting that we cast Erena from the Village? It will make her more of a target than she is now.” Shikaku was seething.

 

“And not only that, we could disrupt any current loyalties she currently has...what if she were to truly join the Akatsuki?” Ibiki said.

 

“Then I suggest securing her. She is a visible target around the village. Perhaps we should consider moving her to to detention facility, under closer guard?”

 

My head snapped up. “Hello? Sitting right here? And you can fuck off with that one. I’ll be kept under lock and key over my dead body.”

 

“You have no say in this decision, Nakahara.”

 

“Enough!” Itachi shouted. Oh, he was scary. “I agree with Shikaku, the risk is no greater than before, but we will ensure additional security measures. Erena, I would like to convey my disappointment in your lack of candour when it came to Hoshigaki’s knowledge of the village and it’s security. While you may have trust in his intentions, I believe your judgement is clouded. Is there anything else that you may have omitted that may be of importance?”

 

I frowned. “No. He has two Appearance Modifiers, I can give you the full description of these.”

 

“Do any other Akatsuki members have access to them?”

 

“No. I don’t hand them out like sweeties. His ones are designed for him and him alone. If anyone else were to try it would look ridiculous and out of place. You’d catch them a mile off.”

 

“And his comment on recruitment. How do you interpret this?”

 

“I was surprised. They have very specific specifications and skills required. They have been known to recruit from active ranks, so it may not be specifically missing-nin. If there are any S-Class shinobi with wavering loyalties, they could be a target.”

 

“S-Class? Then what did they want with you?” The ANBU Commander asked.

 

I sent him a condescending look. “My combat skills might be lacking, but you have no idea what I can manage.” I heard him scoff, and I turned to Itachi. “Permission to give a demonstration?”

 

I saw Ibiki perk up in his seat. Itachi rolled his eyes. “I’m not stupid enough to know you won’t do it anyway. At least here if can be controlled.” He waved me on.

 

I put my hand in my bag and activated a scroll attached to the left side. It was a localised time stasis seal- just big enough to freeze time in the area surrounding the men. It would only last a few seconds - since my time flicker seal relied on my immediate chakra supply and control, I wanted to have a back up that I could use in a combat-like situation. It was already charged with chakra, so would last as long as I designed it to. It was my first one, and I had designed it in the time I was off.

 

Also, I was weary to use my time flicker at the moment - as it sped time up in my body, I didn’t know what effect it could have on my pregnancy, so I wanted to be careful until I decided what to do.

 

I grabbed a pen from Itachi’s desk and started to draw on the ANBU commanders mask. Once I was done,I sat back down and resumed the exact same position I did before.

 

Once the seal stopped, I flicked my eyes to the the ANBU commander and winked. It took a second, but Shikaku started laughing, and I heard a guffaw from Ibiki. Itachi gave me an amused look and handed the ANBU Commander a reflective surface. Once he saw the clown face on his mask he bristled.

 

“You think this is a joke?”

 

I smirked. “Generally, yes.”

 

“I fail to see how this demonstrates S-Class skill,” he was deeply unimpressed with me.

 

“As many know, Erena’s knowledge of seals are extensive. She is able to manipulate the speed of time - whether on herself or an area-she first demonstrated this with exposing Shimura Danzo. I have seen this myself many times, including the ability to stop time within an entire hidden village.” Itachi supplied. Well, up to him if he wanted to reveal classified information. “Am I guessing the Akatsuki are not fully aware?”

 

I shrugged. “They’ve seen the Time Flicker, but most just think I’m really really fast. They contribute it to something like the Hiraishin...I don’t correct them.”

 

“If this is correct, the possibilities are endless...” the ANBU Commander trailed off.

 

“Sorry to burst your bubble, but I’m retired,” I smiled. I was glad I had taken that option at this very moment.

 

“If they are seals, you can replicate them.”

 

“Nope. Sorry. Secret technique. Plus the seals required to stabilise you within the bubble are incredibly dangerous - I won’t place them on just anyone.”

 

“But-“

 

“Erena is correct. She is no longer an active kunoichi. She has already been kind enough to supply us with other seals, however this was her choice. I will not betray her trust and force her to impart her knowledge on this...however I’m certain that if called upon, she would help us.” Itachi said, looked to me and I nodded. Of course I’d help if lives were at stake.

 

“Then we shall call the meeting adjourned for now...ANBU Commander...perhaps you may wish to use another exit?”

 


 

 

Shikaku walked me home and I could tell he was a little mad at me.

 

“You put yourself in unnecessary risk. You need to stop this.”

 

“I know. I know. Consider it stopped.”

 

“Why do I not believe you?” He gave me a side look.

 

“I promise I’ll be more careful? I don’t know what else to say. I’ve now got full time babysitters - who really need to hide their chakra better, by the way - and I’m no longer doing anything fun. How do civilians cope?”

 

“By relaxing. You should try it.”

 

“Relax? I am relaxed. See, totally relaxed!”

 

“You should get a hobby.”

 

“Like what? I get bored too easily.”

 

He turned to me and smirked. “How did I get you for a niece? You are far too troublesome.”

 

“It’s a problem.”

 

The rest of the walk home he continued to insult me. A police officer came over and said that Fugaku had requested if I could visit the station tomorrow to discuss a case, which I immediately accepted.

 

“Look, I do have a hobby!” I exclaimed to Shikaku.

 

“Erena, that’s a job, not a hobby.”

 

“What’s the difference?”

 

When I got home, I sensed Gai already in the apartment. He must have finally gotten back from the mission. I bid farewell to Shikaku, and said I’d see him for lunch tomorrow. He waved me off without coming and greeting Gai - he wasn’t one of unnecessary social interactions.

 

When I entered the apartment, Gai was sitting writing his report. He looked unscathed and only a little tired.

 

“Hey, good mission?” I greeted him and gave him a quick kiss.

 

He grinned at me. “A very successful one! Completed within time, and Neji showed great skill in leadership! I allowed him to be mission commander and he did not disappoint!”

 

“That’s good! Anything exciting happen?” I walked over to the kitchen and made myself a drink, bringing him one too.

 

“A few low level shinobi tried to intercept, but they were easily overcome. My genin are shining with their skills! And what about here? Did you make much progress?” He was meaning my chakra training.

 

I made a so-so motion. “Not really...but Kisame came for a visit.” He tensed. “We got into a little fight, but nothing serious.”

 

He looked to me. “I hope you mean this as a joke?”

 

I scrunched my nose. “Sadly not. Now I have two ANBU shadows...so if you notice them, try not to worry.”

 

“And what did he want? Are you now a target?” He had his serious face on.

 

“Officially yes - he offered me my old position back and I declined. But I think he was just warning me to be careful and keep my head down. No one believes me.”

 

“Based on previous experience, I also believe this is unlikely.”

 

“Everyone’s a critic...” I sighed and started to feel butterflies in my stomach. I had to tell him even if I didn’t want to. “So...umm...something else happened.”

 

“I hope this is more Youthful news than the other,” he still had his game-face on. He clearly didn’t think it was going to be.

 

“I guess, maybe? Umm...I’m pregnant,” I blurted. “They found out when I was at the hospital.”

 

He stilled and I don’t think I saw him breathing.

 

“You are pregnant?” He asked, finally.

 

I nodded.

 

“You are certain?”

 

I nodded.

 

“YOSH!” He jumped up. “How? This should have been impossible! But it is amazing! this is the most YOUTHFUL news!” He started jumping around and doing a little dance.

 

I laughed. “So...you want to keep it then?”

 

He stopped immediately and looked at me. “Do you not?”

 

I shrugged. “I don’t know. The timing isn’t the best?”

 

“Is that your only reservation? While I am overjoyed, I understand your worry. If this is your only concern, I can promise we will make it work!”

 

“You think?” I asked quietly.

 

“I know!”

 

“Then I guess?”

 

“Yosh!” He practically jumped on me and hugged me. “This could not be any better news! The very product of our Love! We shall be Wonderful parents!” He paused. “I must tell my Rival!” And he zoomed out the door leaving me there. I blinked.

 

“Rude.”

Notes:

This is something that’s been on the cards from the verrryyy beginning. Like, very beginning. Some are gonna hate it...but if you think it’s all gonna settle down and become a happy families story, you should know me better by now.

But yea...it’s a thing!

(Also, the antibiotic/contraception thing is fact- certain contraceptive pills don’t like certain antibiotics...always check the datasheet!)

Chapter 51: Illuminate arc: part 9

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Kakashi had forced Gai to come back to me as quick as he had left. I’m not sure what was said, but Gai apologised profusely for leaving me without warning. I’d have to thank Kakashi at some point because I was planning some form of payback on him. Gai could really be a clueless sometimes.

 

We stayed up that night discussing things - mainly logistics. We wouldn’t make any big changes yet, but we’d need to think about moving at some point. He’d be busy, so I offered to take up most of the work. It would be easy enough. There was so much research and planning...Gai made me promise I wouldn’t live in the library for the foreseeable future (that may have been my plan entirely).

 

Telling people was the first problem. I didn’t want it to be widely known, but I wanted to tell my family. And the higher ups should probably know. He wanted to tell...everyone. Like, everyone.

 

“But this is fantastic news! Why shouldn’t people know? We are in the very Springtime of Youth! We should share it!”

 

“Gai. We’re shinobi. You have enemies. I’m a target. Broadcasting any kind of weakness is not advisable right now.”

 

“But-“

 

“No, Gai. Not happening.”

 

“Can I at least tell the genin? My teammates? They will be overjoyed!”

 

I thought about it. Gai didn’t have any family, so right now his teams were all he had.

 

“Sure. But once I’m a little bit further along? It’s still early.”

 

“Yosh!”

 

In the morning we went to see Shizune. She was thrilled I was planning to keep it. She did a quick check and informed us everything was fine, but I’d have to check in fairly regularly- with the medications I was on, they would likely need adjusting depending on certain stages so she wanted to keep on top of it. She also outlined a list of things I could and couldn’t do, eat and so on. No coffee for me for a while, then. I pitied everyone around me because I would be unbearable.

 

I was allowed to train but nothing intense, and sparing was absolutely out. Gai listened intently to ensure I would not exceed her advice - I had a feeling he was going to be policing me for the next eight months whether I liked it or not...I had a feeling I may come to regret this.

 

I’d already arranged lunch with Shikaku and told Gai I was going to tell him then. When asked if he wanted to come with me, he immediately backed out stating ‘plans’...Apparently Gai was afraid of Shikaku...I couldn’t blame him, but I was still going to mock him mercilessly about it.

 

I suddenly thought about the second Tsukuyomi with Gai and my parents and wondered how the conversation with them would have gone. I had to shake my head to stop that train of thought.

 

I picked up takeaway and met Shikaku in his office. I wasn’t sure what he was up to lately but he was a lot more stressed than normal. Even Yoshino had commented on it. There didn’t seem to be any obvious increase in tensions, and no one else had eluded to any problems, so it looked like a sole Shikaku problem. When I walked in I caught a smell of cigarettes in the air.

 

“Careful. Yoshino will hang you out to dry if she finds out,” I remarked as I handed him the bowl of noodles.

 

“The only way she will is if you blab,” he said, giving me a look.

 

“Calm down. Snitches get stitches or end up in ditches. Just don’t make a habit out of it.” I handed him the chopsticks from my pocket. “What’s gotten your stress levels maxing out anyway? You didn’t even seem this bad leading up to the chuunin exams.”

 

He stabbed his food aggressively. “Nothing you should worry about. It’s under control,” he said dismissively.

 

“Up to you. But I’m very good at problem solving. I can give references.” I took a mouthful of noodles and looked at him in challenge.

 

“Fine,” he grumbled and handed me a file from his tabletop. “The Daimyo is questioning how resources are distributed, and missions assigned. He wants a full report. He’s not only questioning my position, but Itachi’s. It’s a pain in the ass with everything else I’ve got, and I’m still dealing with your evaluation from before the Chuunin exams.”

 

I read the letter carefully.

 

“Someone’s been whispering in his ear - this isn’t his usual language. And he wouldn’t give a shit as long as he sees results...” I thought for a second. “You’ve got two more weeks to get the report done. I need more information...It’ll take at least a week, but sooner if you can send someone to the capital on some kind of ‘official’ mission, and they can discretely deliver a message for me?”

 

He frowned. “What are you planning?”

 

“Nothing naughty. I just need information from the Daimyos court. Then I’ll write your report for you, or get it squashed so you don’t have to.”

 

“And you can do this without leaving Konoha?”

 

“I can do this without leaving this room...give me some paper.”

 

While he ate his food, I wrote my letter and handed it to him. He read and his eyes went wide. “Is this who I think it’s for?”

 

I grinned. “The Daimyos favourite concubine. She’s a delight.”

 

“This is treason if you get caught.”

 

“Read the letter. I’m just asking about her progress in painting and how her brother is doing.”

 

“If it’s code, someone will find out.”

 

“It’s not technically code. We just...speak the same language.”

 

“And what’s that?”

 

“Deceive and destroy. You don’t become a Daimyos primary concubine without certain skills. She’ll know what I’m asking.”

 

“I’m not sure about this.”

 

“Sure you are. I can read it in your face. And besides, nothing could ever come back to you anyway.”

 

He sighed. “I hope I won’t regret this.”

 

“Pfft. As if. Besides, I’d prefer to get one stress out of your way before giving you another one.” I resumed eating my lunch.

 

He groaned. “What have you done now?”

 

“I’m pregnant. You’re going to be an honorary grandfather. Congratulations.”

 

He dropped his chopsticks and mouth opened wide.

 

I nodded in appreciation. “See, this is how I felt. I’m glad someone else is having the appropriate response. People are being far too cheery. It’s weird.”

 

“You’re pregnant? You?”

 

I sighed. “Apparently.”

 

He stank back in his chair and slapped a hand on his brow. “Why do you keep doing this to me?”

 

“Why do I keep doing this to myself?”

 

He jumped up. “Come on. We’re going to tell Yoshino.”

 

I blinked. “What? Now? You haven’t even told me what you think.”

 

“I think I’m going to kill Gai. That’s about as far as I’ve gotten. I’ll let you know when my brain fully assesses the information.”

 

“So this is why Gai bailed? You’ve already given him some kind of shovel talk, haven’t you?”

 

“Of course. And now I’m going to have to buy a shovel. Come on. Yoshino probably already knows something’s up. She’s got a sixth sense for things like this.”

 

Shikaku got confused looks as he left the building with me but no one said anything. I’m guessing it was rare for him leave during daytime hours- he’d probably been working overtime constantly.

 

When we arrived, Yoshino was in the back with the deer. She was grooming one of the younger ones, and looked surprised when she saw us. Her face paled.

 

“What’s happened? Is everything okay?”

 

Shikaku turned to me. “This is the normal reaction when you are involved with anything.”

 

“I’m sorry, okay? Let’s face it, I’ll be lucky if Gai so much as let’s me get a paper cut now.”

 

“Good,” he huffed.

 

Yoshino got out and wiped her hands on a towel. “Why are you both here? And so early?”

 

“Erena’s got news,” he said, hands in his pocket.

 

She looked at me expectant. “Oh?”

 

“I’m pregnant?” I still wasn’t quite used to saying that.

 

She shrieked and threw the towel up before launching herself on me. “Oh my god this is amazing! I was thinking the worst. And then this! You must be so happy!”

 

I awkwardly patted her back and gave Shikaku a look. “See what I mean? Cheery.”

 

He gave me lopsided smile. “I think you’ll find this is what normal people do.”

 

“But why?”

 

He shrugged. “Don’t ask me. Babies are troublesome. And your offspring? I dread to think...”

 

Yoshino violently slapped his arm.

 

But the man had a point.

 


 

 

With Shikaku reacting like a normal person (like me, and not just full of sunshine and rainbows), I felt a little less like a dick about the whole thing. I felt like something was wrong with me, but turns out I just had a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of skepticism. Gai could do the happy thing, and I’ll bring the paranoia to the table. I would probably get excited later, but I’d had so much shit happen I wasn’t there by any means.

 

Yoshino spent ages quizzing me about my plans. I explained everything me and Gai had discussed the night before, and she seemed to approve of the mature approach. Shikaku approved with keeping things quiet for now. I’d have to come clean to the Akatsuki Think Tank, but he said that should be all we should tell for now. They asked if I wanted to tell Shikamaru...I said no. I was going to drop hints and see if he figured it out himself.

 

“He’s going to hate you, you know,” Shikaku said with a grin.

 

Yoshino got me so distracted, I lost track of time and needed to head to the police station, as promised. Shikaku offered to walk me there - I tried to decline but he said he should be heading back to the office anyway...he completely ignored the fact the police station was no where close.

 

“Tell Gai to drop by some point, hmm?” He said a little too casually.

 

“Um. How about no?”

 

“How about yes?”

 

I sighed. “As long as you promise not to kill or permanently maim him...it’s not exactly his fault.”

 

“Maybe not. But I’d still like to have a chat. It’s my duty.”

 

I gave him a look. “It’s your duty to keep your Jounin mission capable, remember that.”

 

“Hmmm.” I swear to God...

 

I went straight to Fugaku’s office and sat down. He wasn’t in, but the secretary promised he wouldn’t be long. I picked up a pen and started playing with it, twirling it between my fingers, and throwing it up in the air.

 

“If you cause any damage to the walls you’re repairing it yourself,” Fugaku said, sitting down.

 

I grinned. “It would be worth it, though.”

 

“Don’t try me...here,” he gave me a file. “Four dead civilians, over the last five months. Cause of death unknown, and nothing links them. The autopsies don’t show anything abnormal, but it doesn’t sit right with me. I only received the last report yesterday.”

 

I flicked through them and paled before looking at him.

 

“You’re wrong about nothing linking them.”

 

He raised an eyebrow. “Oh?”

 

“They were all ROOT.”

 


 

A blacksmith, a dancer, a chef, and a mother of two. All ex-ROOT. All retired as soon as given the option. They were happy, settled, and people in their lives had no idea of their past. As far as rehabilitation stories went, they were almost perfect.

 

I had recognised two of them from their photos - one was back up on one of my earlier missions, and the other I had seen walking the hallway. The profiles on the others had no information prior to ROOTs demise, so it wasn’t difficult to work out.

 

Fugaku called a meeting with a few of the detectives who would be overseeing. He didn’t want me working on the frontlines. One of the detectives did not agree with my revelation.

 

“ROOT? Isn’t that basically an urban myth? Where’s the proof? Their files are clean.”

 

“ROOT is no myth. It was very real. And these people were once part of it. If someone is targeting them, then we have a very big problem.”

 

“Sorry, if I don’t believe you. And even if ROOT was real, why would a bunch of traitors be a priority?”

 

I took a deep breath and looked to Fugaku...who looked to be doing the same.

 

“Permission to disclose?” I asked him.

 

He nodded.

 

“The number of those who were alive when ROOT disbanded was over one hundred. That’s over hundred people who were brain washed. Most were forcibly taken as children - many so young that they will never remember their own names or families - if they had any. They were put through years or torture, kept in the dark and had their emotions ripped out of them. Then, when the bastard who established ROOT was exposed by those in his own ranks, a few managed to leave this all behind and make lives for themselves. These four here-“ I pointed to the victims photos.” - were some of the lucky ones who managed to do just that. And now they are the victims of a serial killer...and then police don’t give a shit? They went through hell and back, came out alright and still managed to die because of their past. You might not make them a priority, but I sure as hell will. If you won’t give them the time of day they deserve, you can fuck off.”

 

Fugaku looked at me. “You swore less than I thought you would.”

 

“I’m trying a new thing. I’m not sure I like it.” I crossed my arms and glared at the detective.

 

All of the others were quiet, and someone cleared their throat. “So the stories are true?”

 

“Depends. Are the stories horrific and used to scare small children into behaving?”

 

“Well...yes.”

 

“If it’s suitable to tell children, then it’s only a fraction of the reality.”

 

The original detective sneered. “And how would you know? It’s not like you would be privileged to such sensitive information - if it is true.”

 

“Because I am one of those children. Taken from an orphanage at seven years old. I endured months of physical and mental torture, and came out more than a little fucked up. This is personal and I will not have an idiot like you trying to step on my toes because of my age, gender, past status, or whatever that chip on your shoulder is. Get over it or get out of this room right now. I will not ask again.”

 

Everyone looked more than a little shocked from my declaration. “Is that how you can do your...thing? See patterns?” Someone asked.

 

I smiled. A sensible question. “No, but that’s why I was of interest to them. Why I was taken in the first place. Most within ROOT were special in some way - even if just because of showing potential at a young age. There were no idiots in the ranks.” I shot the abrasive detective a look. He was smart enough to seem a little sheepish.

 

“So what now?”

 

I sighed. “We know the link, but now we need to figure out ‘why them’ in particular. I doubt they ever worked together, but I need more information. Interview people again, get a thorough history of everything a week leading up to their murder. Everyone they spoke to. I’ll get more information about their time in ROOT and assimilation to civilian life, and get a warning out to as many as I can.”

 

“How? ROOT seems undetectable. If you weren’t here, we’d have no idea.”

 

“Exactly. Which is why this asshole is so dangerous.”

 


 

Fugaku sent out an official request for information but it was immediately denied. I wasn’t willing to take no for an answer, and so called a meeting with the Akatsuki Think Tank about other matters. At least three people there would have access to what we needed - it would also kill two bird with one stone. Tell them about my current condition and get what I wanted.

 

I also sent word via the Infiltration corp network. I couldn’t tell them much, but told them to be on their guard and pass along the information to anyone within ROOT they may be in contact with. I also found Shin to inform him, and Shisui’s girlfriend, as both he and Sai were still on a mission. It was the first time I had properly met her, and I liked her a lot. She was sweet enough to be enamoured with Shisui, but had enough of a backbone not to put up with a lot of his crap.

 

I had to tell Gai about the investigation too, as I knew he’d want to know. To give him credit, he didn’t ask me to step down. He seemed to realise it would go quicker with me involved rather than not. He made me promise to stay behind the scenes and stay out of the public eye - that I could easily do.

 

While I was out for the day, he’d been busy and had bought and read baby books - the coffee table was littered. He’d also cleared the kitchen of anything fun - from coffee to cup ramen - and stocked up on healthy food. If he thought I was living on lean meat and green leaves for the next few months he could think again.

 

“See this whole overbearing mother hen thing?” I pointed to the kitchen. “Calm down. You literally just found out. I haven’t even processed yet!”

 

“We can never be too prepared! I have read about growth and there are many changes that can be made to ensure a healthy and strong development! In this book-“

 

“If I want this baby to be made out of potato chips then the baby will be made out of potato chips. My body, my rules.”

 

“You should be taking this more seriously!” He argued.

 

“I am taking this seriously! But I won’t let it take over my life just yet - give me time.”

 

“How much time? You do not take your own safety seriously, so I must make sure that I safeguard this one to the best of my ability.”

 

I blinked. “You don’t think I would take care of our child?”

 

“Until you understand what a Youthful miracle you hold, then no. I do not.”

 

I stared at him. I think this was one of the only times he called me out on anything. And so bluntly. I’d been called reckless in the past, but no one had ever told me I’d put other people in harms way. To be told that Gai didn’t trust me stung.

 

I wanted to cry but the tears wouldn’t come out. I averted my gaze to the floor.

 

“I’m going to bed,” I said quietly, and walked past him.

 

“Erena-“ I slammed the door closed and went to bed. He never joined me, and I hardly slept that night.

 


 

I rose from bed earlier than I normally would, quickly got changed and left immediately. It was clear Gai had slept on the couch. He wasn’t present - I suspected he was out on his morning run.

 

It was too early for any cafe to be open, so I grabbed breakfast from my favourite bakery and sat on a bench while I people watched. The merchants were just getting set up and it was nice to listen to their chattering.

 

Once it hit a more reasonable hour, I went to the public library. I grabbed every book on pregnancy and parenting I could and read. Considering these were meant to be factual books, many had conflicting information. Give me science books any day. Even history textbooks were less biased than this - and history recording was rarely unbiased.

 

I read about a quarter of what they had on offer, and I asked the librarian to keep the remaining books aside for me to read later. She seemed confused by my request but promised to hold them until the end of the day.

 

It was just before lunch and I had my meeting scheduled at the Hokage Tower. Shikaku was already there, but we weren’t ready to meet with Itachi yet. We waited outside, and he looked at me in concern.

 

“You okay? You look tired.”

 

“Rough night. I’m fine, though. Thanks.”

 

He raised an eyebrow. “Anything to do with Gai looking for you this morning?”

 

I stilled. “I left early to go to the library. I forgot to tell him.”

 

“For a professional liar you really are terrible at it sometimes.”

 

I gave him a dry look but didn’t reply. I was saved by any more interrogation as Ibiki arrived and joined us. He didn’t do anything but nod in greeting, which we both returned.

 

We all sat in awkward silence until called in. The ANBU Commander was sitting in his chair already, having come in from another entrance. He refused to look in my direction. It made me a little happy.

 

“Erena -  I believed you called this meeting?”

 

“Yes, I have two things I want to discuss. They aren’t specifically related to Akatsuki, but I believe you will want to know either way.”

 

“Please, go on,” Itachi said.

 

I handed them copies of files I kept in a storage seal. “There is someone targeting ex-ROOT. So far, it is those who have retired to a civilian way of life, but information is lacking. I request access to the old ROOT personnel files, and files regarding any active ROOT agents within the Shinobi forces...especially any that are deceased.”

 

“Out of the question,” the ANBU commander said. “You are now retired. You have no authority to access those files. There will be information on there strictly confidential- it cannot be allowed.”

 

“Even if people are in danger? Four people have already been killed...how many more until you care?”

 

“Erena, he is correct. That kind of full access is out of bounds. I cannot allow it without further evidence that it may be essential,” Itachi said.

 

“What about the old ROOT personnel files? I already know most, like the mission reports. Surely they can’t pose an active threat? And would it be possible to get a list of any that have died? And cause of death? I don’t need mission particulars, but that may be helpful.”

 

Itachi looked to the ANBU Commander, who nodded. “This can be arranged,” he said. “But no files will leave ANBU Command, and there will be no notes taken. I gather this won’t be a problem?”

 

“Not at all.” It wasn’t everything I wanted, but hopefully it would help for now. It was better than nothing.

 

“I will ensure the appropriate files are available to you tonight. Come to ANBU command centre for seven o’clock. I will send someone with a uniform and mask for you, and to act as an escort. Otherwise no one is to know your identity,” the ANBU Commander said.

 

I nodded. “Understood.”

 

“And your second concern?” Itachi asked. I shifted my eyes to Shikaku and he gave me a brief smile of encouragement. Itachi didn’t miss it.

 

“Not really a concern, but you’ll probably bitch if I don’t tell you.” I saw Shikaku roll his eyes. “I’m pregnant. About six weeks now.”

 

I saw Itachi pale. It was difficult to get a read on the ANBU Commander, but his body language never changed - those goddamn tails must have informed him. Ibiki looked...disappointed? Huh.

 

“Of course, you had to make yourself boring,” he muttered.

 

“So sorry to disappoint,” I drawled. “Better luck with your next potential victim.”

 

He grinned. Shikaku looked scandalised. Itachi’s face hadn’t changed a fraction.

 

“This is very...unexpected,” Itachi said quietly. “Thank you for informing us.” He rose from his seat, so we all stood up too, and then he walked out of the room.

 

I did not expect that reaction at all. There was nothing and, except the obvious shock, I couldn’t read him at all. There was no other acknowledgment of me. Or even the standard polite congratulations. To say I was a little hurt and disappointed was an understatement. While we hadn’t exactly been on speaking terms, I expected a little more.

 

My emotions must have been clear on my face because Shikaku quickly gave thanks to the other two and ushered me out of the building. He took me to a small park nearby and sat me down.

 

Neither of us said anything, but sat in silence for a few minutes. Eventually I took a breath, cleared my throat and said I needed to return to the library. We muttered awkward farewells before we left in opposite directions.

 

I spent the next few hours doing the same as I had that morning and I was well and truly bored out of my mind. If I ever wanted to torture someone in future, I was putting reading pregnancy books on the list of horrible ideas to inflict misery. Especially the ones with pictures. How anyone managed to draw someone giving birth and escape with their sanity intact, I didn’t know.

 

When I arrived home it was just before dinner time. I opened the apartment to find Gai sitting on the sofa, and he stood up once I entered.

 

“Erena, I-“

 

“Pause that thought for a minute.” I raised my hand in a stop motion. I went over the the neat pile of pregnancy book, grabbed two of them and threw them in the bin. “I have spent the day reading every pregnancy book and scroll available. For your information, there are twenty- eight in the Konoha Public Library. I’m now scarred for life. But those two books,” I pointed to the bin. “Are utter drivel and belong in the trash...But please, I’m tired with fighting. If it makes you happy, you can micromanage me all you want. Maybe I need it? All I ask is that you won’t take the sweets completely away. Coffee is gone, and I don’t think life will be worth living if you do.”

 

He looked at me. “You’ve read every book on pregnancy? That is what you’ve done today?”

 

“Yes. Every book, top to bottom.”

 

“I was out of line last night. I did not mean what I said. I am just so excited about this Youthful event I didn’t realise that you may have reservations. When you rejected my efforts, I felt like you were rejecting our child...I overreacted.”

 

I snorted. “You? Overreact?”

 

“Please forgive me. I know you will be a fantastic mother, and take everything in your stride. I do trust you, and I don’t know why I would say otherwise. The fact that you showed such determination today to show me your interest makes it clear I was being foolish.”

 

I sighed. “You weren’t foolish. You were right.” He gave me a strange look. “I’ve never really held my own safety as any kind of importance - I guess I’ve never felt important myself? But it’s not just me now. I’ll change, but I can’t just do it overnight. I’ll need you to help me, if you will?”

 

He came over and hugged me. “I will do anything you ask. I promise.”

 


 

He made one of the most boring dinners I’ve ever eaten in my entire life and I ate it without complaint (even if I did make several disgusted facial expressions - Gai saw them all). Apparently healthy means without flavour. Considering Gai is renowned for his ridiculous curry, I expected better.

 

We received a knock on the door and Gai opened it up to find a parcel outside addressed to me. Ah, that’ll be the ANBU uniform. It was cute they thought I couldn’t get my own - it not exactly hard but let them keep their false sense of security.

 

I had to explain to Gai I was heading to ANBU Command and he was not impressed. Even if i was only to read files, he didn’t want me there. I think he was afraid I’d get drawn in? As if I’d be allowed.

 

But he couldn’t come up with a suitable excuse and had to let me go.

 

My guards escorted me- they tried to act all macho about going in first because I wasn’t a member. When I just shoved passed them and walked right in the door, they looked a little shocked. I guess they weren’t informed of my past service history? They seemed even more flabbergasted (based on their body language), when I knew the layout and where exactly to go.

 

The designated meeting room already had the files available and neatly laid out. I set to work immediately and started reading. I already knew most of the missions reports, but personnel files not so much. It took me several hours to read everything and my eyes were burning near the end of it. I’d done far too much reading today.

 

I declared I had finished, and one of the guards disappeared. Not long after, the ANBU Commander returned with him.

 

“Everything as requested?” He asked gruffly.

 

“Yes and no. You are aware you have files missing?”

 

“What? Impossible.”

 

“Two in total. Yakushi Kabuto, and one of Danzo’s personal guards, Kinoto.”

 

He looked at the files on the table. “Perhaps they were misfiled.”

 

I shook my head. “Unlikely. It’s no coincidence that information on two of Danzo’s favourites are missing. As I have not been granted clearance, I would suggest someone looking into the more recent records to see if any further information has also been ‘misfiled’...you have a security breach somewhere.”

 

“This will be dealt with,” he growled. He was angry, but not at me.

 

“Hmmm...” I hummed. “If you find any further information on Kinoto, I would like to request a copy. Based on this, he is now a person of interest.”

 


 

I received no further word from him the next few weeks. I didn’t know if my request was denied or he just hadn’t found anything. The investigation at the police station had hit a brick wall, and we had no where else to look. For now, I had nothing to do but wait...sadly, two other bodies had been found and there was no further new evidence.

 

Things with Gai were good. He was still chirpy and over bearing but I could handle it. I had taken to accompanying him on training sessions again, but took a more active approach. With TenTen now starting to produce her own seals, I was showing her how to incorporate Fuuinjutsu to combat seamlessly - it was all nice and well pulling weapons out of storage scrolls but she was clunkier than I would like.

 

There was one sparring session with Neji versus TenTen where Gai and I were caught out. He activated the Byukagan, and became so distracted during the fight TenTen knocked him out easily. He stomped over to us the next day and interrogated us on on my pregnancy, which he caught. The little Hyuuga knew how to be discreet when he approached us. Sadly Gai did not - he started sobbing with how overjoyed he was that Neji knew about our Youthful news. Lee overheard everything and joined in on the sobbing, so then we had to come clean to TenTen.

 

While Gai and Lee bonded over being overdramatic, I escaped and took the others out for dango.

 

Kakashi had also become a member of the fun police. He hadn’t actually spoken to me about the pregnancy yet, but when I was in a cafe with Shikaku one day, and I ordered decaf coffee, he appeared and stole it from me thinking it was regular. I had seen him twice since then - once with him stealing groceries out of my basket (they weren’t on the Gai approved list but I was going to smuggle them) and then when I attempted to buy snacks for Gai’s team.

 

I wasn’t sure if he was being thoughtful or just a troll...but I was leaning more towards troll. The moment I actually saw I’m I was going to beat the living daylights out of him.

 

Shikaku also declared I was his new favourite person. After I wrote the letter to my friend with the Daimyo, tensions immediately eased. Words of wisdom: never doubt the powers of persuasion of a Concubine. She replied and informed me that the doubt had come from a disgruntled shinobi stuck doing a long term mission in the capital, who had the ear of one of the Daimyos advisors. I found out later she organised for him to be ‘less disgruntled’. As such, he was complaining less, and so the Daimyo heard less. Once it was safe and timing not suspicious, Shikaku recalled him back to the village and placed him on grunt work...I owed her a favour, but it was worth it.

 

I also did the report for Shikaku anyway, mainly because I was bored. It made him look very good. If he ended up getting a pay rise, I wanted commission.

 

After than he agree’d to let me get my paws into other problems, as long as it wasn’t deemed classified.

 

Gai and his team now started to take short term missions, which I think was mainly Gais choice. He now wasn’t away from the village for more than a week at a time. When he was away, I ended up spending more time with Shikaku, and Shisui and Sai. Shisui was taking Sai’s apprenticeship very serious, and I could see the progress unfurling quick. As much as I didn’t trust Shisui with emotionally safeguarding children, he was actually a damned good sensei.

 

Sai had picked up more than a few manners, but still had a habit of producing verbal diarrhoea. He could largely be trusted in public...but let his guard down around those he knew. For example:

 

“Erena...I do believe you are putting on weight. I would suggest starting a diet.”

 

We were sitting in a restaurant having dinner. It had been pleasant enough - most of his comments had been centred around Shisui. He had picked up on how much they amused me, and was more than happy to victimise Shisui for my entertainment. But now, it was my turn.

 

Shisui started laughing quietly. “Sai...there are two things you should never do. One- insult Erena in public. And two- comment on a woman’s weight gain.  Both will end up with you getting an injury of some kind.”

 

“Why? I can easily dodge. Even with Erenas shinobi training, it is unlikely she could successfully hit me. Her current weight would suggest she has taken up a sedentary lifestyle.”

 

“Sai. Trust me. You don’t want to go down that route. I am not bailing you out...Erena, please take pity on him. He knows not what he says.”

 

I took a bite of my yakitori. “Nah, it’s cool. He’s not wrong. I’m told weight gain is perfectly normal when you’re twelve weeks pregnant.”

 

Sai cocked his head to the side, appraising. “Yes, I do believe the weight is centred around your middle.”

 

Shisui stopped eating and food fell out of his mouth. “God, Shisui. That was disgusting!”

 

“When did this happen?” He asked quietly.

 

“Um, twelve weeks ago? I just said that.”

 

“I believe Shisui-sensei is having problems focusing due to the shock and surprise,” Sai added, helpfully.

 

“Thanks, Sai. I got that.”

 

“But...why?” Shisui blurted. “I couldn’t think of anything worse.”

 

I shrugged. “Accidents happen. C’est la vie.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“Never mind...but I’m finally coming round the the idea, so if you have anything negative to say I’d recommend keeping it to yourself.”

 

“It’s just weird...that’s all. Imagining you as a mother is just wrong.”

 

“Hey, no fair. I’ve been told I’m great with kids. By many people.”

 

“Do these people know you as well as I do?”

 

“Stop being an asshole. I didn’t ask your opinion, I just figured it was time you tell you...plus I couldn’t have Sai think I was just getting fat and lazy...I’m getting pregnant, fat and lazy.”

 

“Thank you for clarifying the difference,” Sai said, and gave me a strange little smile.

 

“Wait, does Itachi know?” Shisui blurted.

 

I winced. “Yea. I had to tell him since I first found out. I haven’t heard from him since.” Which was true. There hadn’t been any other meetings called, and I suspected he was avoiding me.

 

Shisui’s brow furrowed. “That doesn’t sound like him. He loves this kind of shit. Remember him with Sasuke? I know he was only a kid but still. I reckon he’d get worse with age.”

 

I shrugged. “Maybe. But not where I’m concerned, I guess. He seemed angry when I told him? It’s fine, though.”

 

“Angry? I’m not so sure...I’ll have a word with him,” he had his serious face on.

 

“Shisui, please just leave it. It’s fine. Really.” Considering the drama at the start of my pregnancy, I wanted to leave everything in the past. While things were just starting to get amicable with Itachi again, I wasn’t going to stress about it.

 

“Nope. Sorry...oh, look. Here’s your baby daddy,” he motioned towards the door, where Gai came in. He must have just gotten back from his mission. I told Shikaku were I was going and he must have passed it along. “Hey, Gai. Erena just told us. Congrats, I think.” He went to shake Gais hand, which he did with vigour.

 

“Hey, you never told me congratulations!” I complained to Shisui.

 

“It was implied.”

 

“No it fucking wasn’t!”

 

Gai laughed and interrupted us. “Thank you! I am most happy Erena is now spreading news of our joyous discovery! We are thrilled! It is such a Youthful event!”

 

Sai looked at Gai with interest. “I find it surprising you and Erena have had sex. You do not seem compatible.”

 

I almost choked on my own saliva.

 

“Sai...definitely not a comment to make in public. I’d definitely file that one away as a ‘keep to yourself’ opinion.”

 

“Oh. Is it the sex comment, or the compatibility?”

 

“Both.”

 

“Erena! Let the boy speak his truths! You have never been one to suppress Youthful curiosity and character!”

 

“So I should let him talk about our sex life in public?”

 

“Well, I for one do not want to talk about that subject. Ever.” Shisui said, and made a face. “Sai, all I can say is sometimes opposites attract...and Erena has always been a little insane.”

 

“Ah. And insanity is a prerequisite for making irrational choices in partners?”

 

“Fuck you, Shisui. And Sai? Fuck you, too...There is nothing irrational about my choice in partner, thank you. He’s kind and enthusiastic. And fucking great in bed. So there...I hope you gentleman have a lovely evening. Thanks for covering the bill, Shisui.”

 

“Wait, I never said I would-“ I had already grabbed Gai and left the restaurant as he objected. Tough.

 

“Young Sai seems a most interesting genin!” Gai beamed.

 

“That’s one word for it...and you’re just happy because I said you were great in bed.” I rolled my eyes. His grin widened - so predictable. “I only did that to mess with Shisui’s head, so don’t get too excited.”

 

“Oh? And there was no truth behind such a declaration?”

 

“Nope. None. Boldfaced lies.”

 

“I am disappointed to hear I have failed you in such matters. I will do my best to rectify your poor opinion of me!”

 

I shook my head dramatically. “I’m just not sure that’s possible.”

 

“Yosh! That sounds like a challenge!” Next thing I knew he picked me up bridal style and zipped us home.

 


 

The next morning I woke up to an empty apartment, but a plate of pancakes made for me in the kitchen. I grinned. Cheat day! I poured berries over and an unhealthy amount of syrup and gave zero fucks.

 

I was supposed to meet Shisui and Sai in the training grounds later, and had an idea to introduce Sai to Gai’s team today. It was going to be horrific...but part of me couldn’t wait. I couldn’t decide who Sai was going to read more - Lee or Neji? It was going to be beautiful chaos.

 

I decided to make my usual trip to get lunch for everyone en route, at least it would sting the blow. I stopped by the grocery store to pick up a few things. As I left, a group of young children banged into me unexpectedly. I had to hold back shouting at them.

 

Half way to the training grounds, I started to feel a little tired so sat down to have a drink. It was a bit of a warm day and my energy levels weren’t the greatest at the moment. My arms felt a little heavy, but I had been carrying the bags I suppose.

 

“Hibari. What a pleasure to see you again,” a smooth voice said.

 

I turned my head to find a stern looking man with spiky black hair, and dark bags under his eyes. He seemed familiar. It look a moment before I placed it.

 

“Kinoto.”

 

But the name came out slurred and quiet. What?

 

“I’m glad to see your mind is still sharp. Danzo-sama devoted a lot of time to your development - to see the pathetic creature you have become would have sickened him.”

 

I frowned but otherwise found I couldn’t move. What was he talking about? And what the hell had happened?

 

Another part of me questioned where the hell my ROOT shadows were? Hello...this is the kind of shit you’re meant to be here for?

 

He gave me a snide smile. “Let’s take this somewhere a bit more private.”

 

He grabbed me and hoisted me over his back and quickly disappeared between the buildings. A few seconds later, he entered a building and placed me on the floor.

 

“So pathetic. You have forgotten ROOT. Danzo-sama’s cause.” He started pacing. I couldn’t see him properly, but I could just make out his movements.

 

I was completely paralysed and unable to move a muscle. I just felt heavy. It must have been some kind of poison, but I couldn’t place when he had gotten me. Was it something I touched, perhaps in the supermarket? The children when they banged into me?

 

“I always thought you were one of Danzo-sama’s most loyal soldiers. To hear you were the one behind his demise shocked me. But I did not hate you for it. You were strong and you bested him. But now? A pathetic civilian? Now you have truly abandoned all he has given you.”

 

He sounded insane...demented. He clearly was still devoted to Danzo in some weird way, but was more concerned that I had retired than been the cause of his capture and execution? I knew some ROOT soldiers were never rehabilitated, but I didn’t realise that it was possible to have a full psychotic break.

 

This confirmed my suspicions. He must have been the one behind the killing of the ex-ROOT civilians...and if his problem was abandoning the Shinobi way, then it would explained his choice of victim, even if I didn’t follow his logic.

 

I know he was trained in stealth, but how did he manage to evade suspicion all these years? And what about the missing files? And where were the fucking ANBU guards?

 

He stopped his pacing then bent down until he was practically on top of me and grabbed my chin. He opened my mouth and grabbed my tongue and pulled it out.

 

“You will never truly leave ROOT.”

 

Next thing I knew I felt a burning on my tongue. An old but familiar pain.

 

He was placing a cursed seal on me.

 

I wanted to fight back but I couldn’t move even an inch.

 

Once he had finished, he looked at his worked and nodded in satisfaction. His face otherwise blank.

 

A burning pain travelled through my head as he activated the seal. If I could have screamed, I would.

 



 

Interlude

 

The ANBU soldiers had been found dead in a back street not far from Gai and Erena’s apartment. They had been found by a civilian, walking her dog.

 

Kakashi was walking to the training grounds as he noticed a flicker of activity above him and got curious. He was only an hour late so far, so he still had time to kill. He hid and watched the exchange of sign between a couple of the ANBU agents. He picked up enough to know these were Erena’s guards.

 

He immediately went to the apartment. She wasn’t there, and there was no sign of forced entry or fight. He summoned Pakkun and Urushi.

 

“Pakkun. I want you to find Gai. If Erena is not with him - tell him her guards have been found dead. Otherwise return immediately. Urushi - track Erena’s scent. I’ll follow. Go.”

 

Both grabbed her scent and shot off. He followed Urushi. He appeared to be heading in the same direction as the training grounds, stopping to search a grocery store for a few seconds before moving on. He came to a park bench and stopped. It took him a few more seconds before he moved back into the houses, and stopped at a residential building. She must have gone inside.

 

Kakashi quietly entered. He sensed one person upstairs and went to that direction. He found Erena, lying prone on the floor eyes open unfocused, and an unknown male standing above her. He charged forward immediately.

 

He was quick enough to catch him by surprise and managed to land a few important blows. Whoever this man was was skilled, but after a lightening jutsu to the head the man was unconscious.

 

He ran over to Erena - she was still alive. He didn’t know what had happened, but she clearly needed medical attention immediately.

 

Pakkun and Gai ran into the room as Kakashi just finished checking Erena’s pulse. He had never seen his friend look so beaten in that moment.

 

“She’s alive. Get her to a hospital. I’ll deal with him.”

 

Gai nodded, swept down and picked Erena up carefully before disappearing. Kakashi turned to the man on the floor, restrained him and signalled for ANBU. Once they arrived, he passed on a quick report before heading to the hospital too.

 

He found Gai pacing outside a treatment room.

 

“She is still being assessed,” he said, face tight.

 

“Have they said anything?”

 

Gai shook his head. “No. They called for Yumi, they wanted his expertise. He only arrived a few minutes ago.”

 

“I’m sure she’ll be okay, Gai. She’s like a cat flap - keeps on coming back.”

 

He snorted. “I’m not sure she would appreciate that analogy.”

 

“Only because it’s true.”

 

They stood in silence a few more minutes before Yumi exited the room. He had a poker face on play - Kakashi suspected it was a testament to his time in ROOT. Maybe that was why Erena was so good at cards?

 

“Both her and the baby are going to be okay,” he said. Gai let out a huge breath.

 

“What happened?”

 

“She is under the effect of a paralysing neurotoxin. Thankfully it does not appear to have crossed over the placenta, so the child is unaffected. I’m unsure what type, so it may take several hours until it wears off. The signs should be quite noticeable when they do.”

 

“What do you mean?” Gai asked, frowning.

 

“She has had a cursed seal placed. A copy of Danzo’s. It was activated..I’m unsure for how long, but the effects are not permanent. You may find them alarming but she is not a stranger to them. Knowing her, she will recover fully within a few days...she’ll try and say he’s fine by tomorrow, but she’s a liar. Always has been.”

 

“Can I see her?” Gai asked quickly.

 

Yumi nodded. “Go ahead. She’s conscious but won’t be able to respond.” Gai disappeared through the doors.

 

“A cursed seal?” Kakashi hissed. “But how?”

 

“Whoever it was knew Danzo’s technique. If they weren’t ROOT I will be surprised...But I will say this: he’s not dead yet, but he will be. Whether or not he is sentenced to death, we won’t allow this kind of insult, especially toward Erena. Ensure he is interrogated quickly.”

 

Kakashi frowned. “While I agree with the sentiment, that type of talk is treason.”

 

Yumi looked at him straight in the eye. “A cursed seal was placed on Erena. It’s because of her we are free from ours. We may be part of Konoha, but she was our saviour. To give her this reminder and torture like he did is unforgivable. The seal will be removed from her, and there is only one way to ensure that.”

 

“I thought you were meant to be a Healer? Does this not go against some kind of ethical code?”

 

“I was a killer before I was a healer. And I never said it was me that would be the hand. Infiltration corps stand together, and most of main branch ROOT will agree. That’s a lot of people to watch.”

 

Kakashi laughed. “Now I understand why you were her second. Loyal to the bone.”

 

Yumi gave him a tight smile. “Loyalty goes both ways, and she has more than shown she deserves it.”

Notes:

For those that haven’t picked up, the Illuminate arc is all about revelations...Erena had a couple about herself here, but this is going to act as a vehicle for Itachi to learn some more hard truths. Lots of things happened that never should have and there are some serious concerns that need to be addressed.

Kinoto had been another plot point planned since I first put some of ROOT into Psych, and then mentioned about psychiatric help failing them (on Sai’s introduction).
In canon, he was one of Danzo’s guards at some point, and was part of the team tasked with going after Kakashi. He also knew how to place the cursed seal, as he was the one asked to place it on Tenzo...More clarification next time!

Also- Erena is about to lose her shit. Big time. That is all.

Chapter 52: Illuminate arc: part 10

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

This was a sensation I never thought I’d ever have to deal with again. My brain still felt like it was on fire, but it was dulled. My limbs still had a minor twitch to them, but it was starting to settle. I knew after the muscle cramps would come, which would be another delight.

 

I was so sick of this. Seriously. I’m retired and I end up getting injured more than I did in active duty. What was the fucking point? What the fuck had happened? I’d lost a lot of my game, but this was beyond ridiculous. Now I couldn’t even walk from the grocery store without getting manhandled? I didn’t sign up for this.

 

I pretty much demanded to be discharged as soon as I could talk properly. Yumi said no, Gai said no, but I didn’t give a crap. What was going to be different here than at home? Yumi had already said the baby was fine, I just needed time to settle and then I’d just...I don’t know...wait for my next trip to hospital? I should just get my own permanent room.

 

Apparently whining gets you what you want and I was soon discharged. I was assigned to strict rest but I knew the score. I didn’t even need the discharge instructions.

 

Where Gai was a worrywart, Shikaku was fuming. I could see literal steam. It got worse when I told him I had basically identified Kinoto months before and jackshit was done. I could see the cogs turning in his head and they looked violent.

 

I could relate.

 

I asked him not to do anything dramatic until I could watch. He made no promises.

 

It took about three days for me to recover the the point Yumi was happy with me to start doing normal people things. Gai had ensured he was there at all times, and when he wasn’t, Kakashi or Shikaku were. I will admit, I wasn’t fantastic company. I was too annoyed to do anything. I think Gai thought it was pain, but it was not.

 

Shikaku said it was likely I’d be asked to do a debrief as soon as I was able. I was able and willing.

 

In a very out of character moment, I arrived to the Hokage Tower far too early. I had asked Kutsu if Itachi had time free before the meeting as I wanted to talk with him alone.

 

I had nothing to do but think over the last few days and I needed to speak to him - out of respect for him and his position, I didn’t want to do it with an audience.

 

When I entered, he was sitting at his desk reading something. He looked up as soon as I entered and frowned before looking at clock.

 

“I thought the meeting was not for another hour.” He was very confused.

 

“It’s not...I want to speak to you first - alone - if that’s okay?”

 

“Of course,” he replied, still frowning in surprise. I sat in the seat directly in front of him and looked him dead in the eye - the first time for months.

 

“What is your problem?” I asked. I was not unfriendly, I ensured to keep my voice level and non combative.

 

His eyebrows rose in clear surprise. “What do you mean?”

 

“I don’t know if it’s a problem with me, or just a general problem. I can’t figure out what it is. At first I thought it was just the avoidance- because I asked you to. But it’s more than that. You don’t really take anything I say into account. I didn’t really notice until your reaction when I told you I was pregnant...it was like whatever problem you have with me had multiplied. What is it?”

 

“Of course I don’t have a problem with you,” he replied, but he didn’t even sound convinced by his own words.

 

“You clearly don’t trust me. You avoid me. My opinions are ignored...I know I’m not some fancy politician, but I hoped I had a sliver of respect so that my advice wasn’t disregarded...we grew up together but you’d never know it. I don’t recognise the person sitting in front of me anymore...and you certainly don’t recognise me.”

 

“Erena, I don’t know why you think I have a problem with you. I am simply trying to respect your wishes for distance. I am sorry if you interpreted my actions otherwise.” His face was blank as he spoke.

 

“Then why don’t you trust me? What have I done? I’ve had a lot of time to think over the last couple of days, and that’s what it boils down to...I know I can be brash and impulsive, I’ve never done anything against you...if anything, quite the opposite.”

 

“It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s that I can’t.”

 

“Excuse me?” I wasn’t sure I heard this right.

 

“In my position I need to be seen as faultless. My power absolute. I cannot have anyone question that...to everyone, you are either unknown or threat. I cannot be seen to have you sway me.”

 

“I see...” I really didn’t.

 

I always thought that Itachi was one of the smartest people I knew. He was clear headed, adaptive, and decisive. He was courageous and compassionate. He was the perfect candidate for the leader of a dictatorship...because he didn’t want to dictate.

 

But that wasn’t the person in front of me. Sure, he probably hadn’t lost his character, and he wasn’t a tyrant, but he wasn’t the person I knew. It was like someone took away his confidence, and he was left hanging on in a power struggle.

 

I took a breath. “Fuck this, Itachi. Put on your big boy pants.”

 

“Excuse me?” He hissed.

 

“You can’t listen to me because of what other people think? You want to know who took my advice, no matter my position? The fucking Sandaime. He was a dick, but he still understood a good thing. You think he cared what people thought? No. Because he was the fucking Hokage. Fuck everyone else.”

 

“You are out of line. You do not understand the responsibilities I have because you have never had any.” His voice had an icy edge to it.

 

I blinked at him. “You’re right, I haven’t. But I will soon.” The anger in his face dropped a little. “It may not be a village, but it will feel like it to me...that’s why I’m here...Not only could I have died, but I could have lost my child.” Itachi’s face paled. “And why? Did you know that I suspected Kinoto months ago? That I requested further information? If I had gotten it, there is a very good chance I could have found him. But you didn’t trust me enough to give me what I needed to do my job. So guess what? If anything had happened - that’s on you and your council. And your fear of other peoples opinions...I’m not one to play the blame game, but I’m doing it now.”

 

““Erena, I apologise for-“

 

“Fuck your apology and shove it right up your arse. Not that there will be room with that stick shoved right up there.

 

“I’m sick of this. One apology, two apology, three? You think I give a fuck about that word anymore? This place is a fucking joke. Despite the fact you were a colossal dick to me, Itachi, I thought you coming into the hat meant changes...where the fuck are they?

 

“You are too afraid of red tape to actually do shit. Too afraid of pissing people off. Where’s your fucking backbone? The last time I saw it was when you challenged me on top of that roof.

 

“Now let’s look at what’s happened to me since I’ve been here, hmm? Oto nin taking me? Hoshigaki fighting me in village? And now a fucking mentally deranged member of ROOT places a cursed seal on me? How the fuck did this happen?

 

“You want to know why? Because no one fucking listens to me! You don’t let me speak, and try to control me...all you want is my information. I knew about your fucking security concerns when I was here during the chuunin exams- you knew I managed to get into secure facilities. I know the weak points...had you asked for my advice, what you knew I could do, I could have prevented so much headache. Instead, you bottled me up to appease others. I can’t help with security concerns because I am a security concern. But sometimes to need to get your hands dirty to keep them clean - even the Sandaime knew that.

 

“Even if you won’t let me at it, find someone who will. Actually look into your own problems and find solutions. Because this is the last time. How many times do you think I can be the victim before I end up dead? And what if next time it’s not me who’s the target? Naruto? Sasuke? Will you fucking care then?”

 

Itachi cleared his throat. His face was unreadable.

 

“I think you should leave.”

 

He tone made it clear the conversation had ended.

 

I stared at him for a moment before rising from my seat and walking out the room. I gave Kutsu a brief glance as I left. I walked in a daze, no really paying attention but somehow made it home.

 

Once I was home, I sat on the couch and felt numb. I think I just fucked up. And I wasn’t sure I could take that back. Whatever bridges I was mending with Itachi hadn’t just been burned, I had nuked them. Why had I said all of that? I intended for it to be a factual chat (mostly) and then feelings happened. I’d like to blame pregnancy hormones, but that isn’t a viable excuse.

 

I must have sat there for about an hour playing back what I had just done. I couldn’t find a solution.

 

I heard a knock at the door and opted to ignore it. It happened again, firmer, but I still didn’t care. A few second later, Kakashi appeared in front of me.

 

“Are you okay? You didn’t answer the door,” he asked.

 

“Didn’t want to. Leave me alone,” I replied, attempting to dismiss him.

 

“You’re late for the meeting. Even I have standards. Come on.”

 

“Itachi told me to leave. I’m not needed.”

 

“Then why did he send me to come and get you?” He asked, and I frowned.

 

“He did? I find that unlikely.”

 

Kakashi shrugged. “He seemed quite adamant . So here I am.”

 

I sat up slowly and followed Kakashi in silence. It must have unnerved him as he gave me a few side glances.

 

“Soo...I know I usually wish for you to shut up, but this is weird.”

 

“Fuck off.”

 

He nodded. “Better.”

 

When we arrived I sat in a chair next to him. I didn’t bother looking at anyone else in the room, and slouched in the chair looking at the floor. I looked like a teenager having a tantrum.

 

Conversation started between everyone in the room, congratulating themselves on having Kinoto in custody. Ibiki discussed the interrogation, and Inoichi discussed his psychiatric profile...surprise surprise he lost his marbles once ROOT disbanded. He was admitted to Psych in one of the secure cells, showing a hatred for ROOTs traitors. After a while, somehow he managed to convince people there he was reformed, and due to the changes in structure to the ROOT psychiatric evaluation board, he was let out. He was denied clearance to join ANBU or the main forces due to his instability, and it caused him to snap. He was forced to be a civilian, and took it out on the very people he had to join- he came to see ROOT members who became civilians as the ultimate traitors.

 

“But why couldn’t he be identified? This information must have been available?” Shikaku asked.

 

“His files were stolen, across all departments except Psychiatric facility,” Inoichi explained. “What information we have is from those files and questioning him.”

 

“But surely missing files would have raised suspicion? Why weren’t we looking for him?”

 

“A search had occurred but there was no evidence to his whereabouts,” the ANBU Commander said. I scrunched my nose up but didn’t say anything.

 

“Erena, do you have something you’d like to add?” I heard Itachi ask.

 

I shook my head but didn’t say anything. I had much to say, but I didn’t feel like it was my place.

 

“Erena?” I heard Shikaku say this time. Oh, fuck it.

 

“Of course you weren’t going to find him. Where were you going to look? The old ROOT safehouses?” I caught a flinch in his hand. “As if he would be that predictable...You couldn’t think like him. We’ve had a lot of the same training - I could have helped.”

 

“It was an oversight,” he replied.

 

“Obviously,” I sneered.

 

“I would like to investigate the investigative process for this. There are lessons to be made here,” Itachi said, and I flashed my eyes to him - he purposefully was not looking at me. “I would like a report from all parties regarding this - father, you and Erena can submit one between you.” There was a murmur of acquiescence but it was obvious the ANBU Commander wasn’t happy. “Now, we must discuss what is to happen with Kinoto.”

 

“He is safe within custody, and will be moved to a secure detention facility tomorrow,” Ibiki commented.

 

“The public will deserve answers for his crimes,” Fugaku said. “As far as they are concerned, he has killed six civilians and they will want him to pay for his crimes.”

 

“But should we really be holding a public hearing?” Inoichi asked. “The victims of his crime were ROOT- the general populace are not aware of the particulars. It could cause disruption.”

 

“And why shouldn’t they know about ROOT? It’s real. It existed.” I said.

 

“But it could cause panic and a lack of faith in the village system.”

 

“Of the old regime, but not the new. This could show them it’s different now. If spun right, it could establish a deeper trust in the leaders. Otherwise this will just be another cover up.”

 

“We cannot divulge village secrets in this matter,” Itachi said. “The people cannot be swayed so easily.”

 

I raised an eyebrow. “Just like they couldn’t with the Uchiha?” I wouldn’t say anymore, but both Fugaku and Itachi understood my meaning. The others in the room were too polite to ask.

 

Fugaku looked to me before Itachi. “Erena has a proven track record in these matters, perhaps we should hear her thoughts?”

 

Shikaku nodded. “She assisted in the matter of the Daimyo a couple of months ago, even with just a single letter. I believe she could be of help with dealing with the public here.”

 

Itachi clenched his jaw but shook his head. “ROOT is need to know only. Full public disclosure is out of the question.”

 

I rolled my eyes and shrugged. Whatever, like I expected anything less.

 

“If I may interrupt?” Kakashi asked lazily. “I have been asked to pass along a message, as a liaison for ROOT.” I snapped my head towards him. I hadn’t heard anything about this? “Due to the nature of his crimes - in murdering their own and in placing a cursed seal and activating it on Erena with intent to kill - they demand no less than Kinotos execution.”

 

“Demand?” Itachi asked, and he looked to me. I held my hands up.

 

“I knew nothing about this.”

 

“You were not consulted as they knew you would object,” Kakashi said. And he wasn’t wrong there. “But all factions of ROOT have agreed...as the cursed seal cannot be fully removed without the death of the one to place it, they will not allow you to be marked with it.”

 

I frowned. “But I can disable it. It’s fine.” I hadn’t disabled it yet cause I was still feeling its effects...that combined with my poor chakra control could make me end up with a fried tongue, but I’d get around to it soon.

 

“I believe it’s the principle of the matter, Erena.”

 

“Well, they’re being stupid.”

 

“The cursed seal is effectively a symbol of slavery and subjugation. I can understand their concern.” Itachi said quietly. He turned to Fugaku. “Would the public be appeased upon hearing of his execution?”

 

Fugaku nodded. “Likely. There may be some questions, but nothing we can’t handle.”

 

“Then I will call a council meeting to discuss fully. Unless there are any objections?” No one spoke. “Then for now, I will dismiss until this occurs and we have further information. Erena? If you wouldn’t mind staying?”

 

I tensed. “I’d rather not?” I tried in a small voice, both Kakashi and Shikaku looked at me funny, whereas Fugaku looked at me with concern. He must had read some discomfort between Itachi and myself.

 

“I would like to discuss some things further, please.”

 

I nodded but kept my eyes to the floor. The room emptied until it was just Itachi and myself in the room. We never said anything to each other for a long time.

 

“I’ve missed you.” Itachi said eventually. He sounded sad. I lifted my head to look at him. Whatever I had expected him to say, it wasn’t that. “The years you were away felt empty, and then you were back but untouchable. I know I’m to blame, but it hurt more knowing you were here....but out of reach. You asked what my problem was, and it is that.”

 

“I don’t understand?” I said. I felt my face get hot.

 

“I’m missing my best friend - the one who guided me and pushed me. It’s my fault, as I hurt you in irreparable ways, but I’m selfish and I wanted you back. When you told me you were pregnant, you told me because I was your Hokage, not because I was your friend. It was a hard truth to swallow.”

 

“But that doesn’t explain everything else. Now I get your attitude, but that doesn’t excuse the rest, Itachi.”

 

He sighed. “When I realised I wanted to be Hokage, I never imagined it without you by my side. I couldn’t take your advice or ask for help because I’d want it all.”

 

“And that’s a problem?”

 

“Of course it is. You need your space from me, and I respect that. But I’m also the Hokage, I should be able to make these decisions on my own.”

 

“Then make your decisions. You’re right, you are Hokage. And you’re Hokage for a reason...but if there are problems that I can help with, let me. Don’t just ask me to sit there and listen to men talk about the stupid choices they’ve made. Let me help avoid those stupid choices in the first place.”

 

“Even if I wanted to, and I do, there are people who will question.”

 

“Fuck them. You’re the Hokage. You want me there, tough shit. If Hiruzen let his shady friend run a shadow branch of ANBU, you can let your shady friend be your personal problem solver.”

 

Itachi snorted. “Shady or not, Danzo was incredibly well respected in the right circles.”

 

“What, like the council? Is there anyone there that will really object to me helping you?”

 

He frowned as he realised he may have a point. “If word gets back to the Daimyo or other nobles-“

 

I grinned. “Ask the Daimyo here on a visit and I’ll show you how much of a problem that is...and don’t worry about the nobles. If you can’t handle them, I’ve got enough blackmail material that they’ll be putty in your hands.”

 

He smiled. “You saw this coming?”

 

“I saw this coming.”

 

“Are you sure you’re happy to do this?”

 

“Itachi, even if I wasn’t, I’d do it anyway.” I gave him a small smile, but then started crying.

 

A look of panic went across his face. “Are you okay?”

 

“No, I’m fucking pregnant and I hate fucking hormones. Hand me a tissue.”

 


 

Itachi gave me free reign. He asked me to make a list of things that needed to be resolved, and prioritise. When I gave him my list he was astounded - everything from the village barriers to ANBU security to introducing basic medical training to all ANBU...and that was just problems that personally effected me. I wanted access to any grievances on policy throughout the years. I wanted to go undercover and find out what made people unhappy with their work. I had so many ideas.

 

He wanted to make me his official aide, but that was problematic. Technically, I was a civilian now - even if I didn’t know how to be one. And, most importantly, if it somehow got out to the Akatsuki, I’d be so dead.

 

So instead, I was his unofficial troubleshooter. A secret secretary...But everyone on the council knew about me. Many were unsurprised when Itachi informed them. The only person that openly objected was the ANBU Commander...personally I couldn’t blame him. He was a ball of pent up paranoia, and I’d turned his mask into a clown face. But Itachi shot him down, and no further arguments were heard.

 

Gai was a little sceptical, but was happy I was happy. He knew I was frustrated, and now I had more ability to change things he could see I was more content. And he was overjoyed that Itachi and I had a frank conversation - he had full faith in the ‘Power of friendship’ that we’d get things right again...it wasn’t there, but it was good. It took several weeks to get over the initial awkwardness but it was very amicable.

 

Unfortunately, Itachi also became a mother hen. Shisui was right. When it came to babies, Itachi loved that shit. He wanted to know everything and anything. He found the story about how the accident occurred hilarious. Whenever I stopped by the office, he’d ask about the pregnancy before anything to do with business. It was irritating.

 

One happy incident, however, was Shikamaru finally finding out. I still hadn’t told him, and he ignored any and all hints from me and Yoshino. It was starting to become an ongoing joke that he’d figure it out when I gave birth.

 

I was bringing drinks for myself, Kutsu and Itachi one day, when a genin bowled into me, and I spilled all three down my front. They were scalding hot and burned like a mother fucker.

 

“You little shit!” I screeched. “Get your ass back here right now! I’m going to skin you alive and make you into a handbag!”

 

  Unfortunately, there was an audience to the incident- which included several members of the Tower admin staff, Kutsu, Shikamaru and Itachi. Most of which were laughing their heads off.

 

“Oh, Erena. I pity your poor child,” Kutsu chuckled.

 

Itachi, on the other hand, took a different approach and carefully pushed me into the office to sit me down, and started flustering.

 

“Are you hurt? Do you need an ice pack? Should I call for a healer?”

 

“Calm the fuck down, Itachi. It’s just tea. I’m more upset about this blouse - I think it’s ruined.” I looked down to the mess.

 

“A woman in your condition should take things more seriously! That must have been near boiled water!”

 

“I can handle a little water over me. I’m pregnant, not the Wicked Witch of the West.”

 

“YOU’RE PREGNANT?”

 

Shikamaru stood at the door, pale as a ghost.

 

“God, finally...I thought you’d never realise,” I said.

 

“But...you’re pregnant!”

 

“Yes, we’ve already established that.” I rolled my eyes.

 

Itachi looked to me. “You never told him?” He looked surprised.

 

“It was a lesson in the powers of observation...he clearly has none.”

 

Shikamaru groaned. “Why are you so troublesome? This isn’t fair.” He looked like he was having an existential crisis.

 

I walked over to him and patted him on the back. “You’ll get over it. You’ll have to...you’re going to be my chief babysitter.”

 

The look of panic on his face right then was just perfect.

 


 

And soon came the day Naruto left the Village. I will be honest, I hadn’t really kept up to date with the goings on. The details were discussed between Jiraiya and Itachi - I wasn’t in any way involved and I liked it that way.

 

The only reason I found out was a very glum looking Sasuke stomping around, and causing his brother hell. He hadn’t been impressed he hadn’t been informed before hand, and was blaming Itachi entirely. For someone who was just a prissy asshole, Sasuke really did care about Naruto. He was all but demanding to go with them, and wouldn’t take no for an answer. At one point I genuinely thought Itachi was going to give in, but then Sasuke called him a ‘controlling bastard’...after that he was banned from the Tower unless for official business.

 

“We need to work on that poker face,” I told him.

 

“What do you mean?” He asked, confused.

 

“I could genuinely see your heart snap in two. Surely Sasuke has insulted you before?”

 

“Yes, but he never meant it,” he said, morose.

 

“Itachi...you’re more hormonal than me and I’m five months pregnant. Get a grip.”

 

He smiled in humour. “That is the most inaccurate statement I have ever heard.”

 

I threw a pen at him.

 

Okay, I was maybe a little temperamental right now. Less so than a few weeks before, but I still had flashes of irritability. Gai was a little scared of me right now...It was like everything he did was annoy me and I just wanted to snap or throw things at him...He called it testing his reflexes.

 

I had to stay away from Sai because he had no filter and I could not deal with it. I didn’t want to permanently scare the boy away from me, but he was terrible. I actually started crying once when he told me that he read some books on pregnancy and my weight gain was disproportionate to my progress. I didn’t know if  I cried because it was sweet he did that, or that I was upset he kept calling me fat. I was mortified.

 

And I wasn’t fat at all. If anything Shizune and Yumi were unhappy with me. I took that as permission to eat more dango, but I was informed wrong. The fun police were back and I hated them all. But at least I didn’t have to do anything and just did what they said. I swear, all of my friends must be having secret meetings to discuss me.

 

While they worried about the health part, I was starting to have a growing concern about another aspect, and ended up asking Itachi for access to the Hokages private journals. When he asked why, I had to tell him and he immediately relented.

 

Unfortunately, I still has Orochimaru’s seals upon me, and I didn’t know how they would effect things. The seals I used to contain the sound fragments were pretty sturdy, and checked frequently, but something didn’t sit right with me...and it wasn’t something I was willing to chance.

 

I had read in other scrolls that the process of birth can weaken seals, and there was no guarantee that wouldn’t happen with me. If my containment seals broke, the cursed seals could either progress or something worse could happen...my fear was that the should fragments would try and attach themselves to my child.

 

Unfortunately for me, I didn’t find much luck. Minato wrote he was removing Kushina from the village in case her seal broke...and we know how that went. While I wasn’t a Jinchuriki, bad things could still happen.

 

I consulted Shizune, Tsunade and Yumi and they were both stumped. Had Jiraiya been in the village, I would have asked him for some thoughts but he had only recently left and wouldn’t be contactable for a while.

 

So, instead I obsessed. I had come up with a plan, and a back up. I informed Itachi and he was not a fan of my plan B, but understood the necessity...Since we resumed our friendship and working together, I forgot how enjoyable it was to bounce ideas off him, and vice versa. It was pretty seamless, and I enjoyed irritating other people in the room as they often had no idea what we were talking about...sometimes I think he started it on purpose just to get a rise out of others, mainly his father and the ANBU Commander.

 

Unfortunately, things almost came to a pause one day when I was out with Gai. It was one of the rare days when none of us had plans and I wanted nothing to do but lie outside on the grass, eat biscuits, and use him as a pillow while I read. He accepted, and somehow managed to stay still for a full hour. I was very impressed.

 

“Well, isn’t this the picture of domesticity.” I looked up to find Shisui smirking at us.I didn’t see Gai’s face, but I saw the thumbs up he sent to Shisui.

 

My peace broken, I sat up, and Gai did the same. “Biscuit?” I offered him the pack.

 

“Mmm, thanks. Though I’d hide these before Itachi gets here. You’ll never see them again.”

 

“Itachi’s leaving his ivory tower? Whoa,” I remarked, taking another biscuit myself. I offered one to Gai but he declined.

 

“I know. Some kind of bonding session with Sasuke- Mikotos idea, actually. Itachi, Sasuke, Sai and me on a little training session. We’re heading to training ground two.”

 

Training ground two was one with high forest cover and good for hide and seek. It was a good one.

 

“How Youthful! That sounds like an interesting training session, indeed!”

 

“Sounds like carnage to me...Has Sasuke met Sai yet?”

 

Shisui grinned. “Nope.”

 

“Oh man, I wish I could watch. It sounds beautiful.” It would likely go as well as Sai and Neji. Except Neji manage to successfully control himself - Sasuke would not. It would be prime entertainment. Unfortunately, if I was going to watch, I’d put myself in close position to the fighting, and that was a no-no from everyone. And if you take into account Gai and Itachi, I had no chance.

 

Itachi and Sasuke walked through our clear and came to join the party- Sasuke looked incredibly grumpy and very unhappy to be there. I just noticed that all of the Uchiha had brought blades with them.

 

“Ain’t no party like a kenjutsu party,” I quipped. I stood up and held out the biscuits to Sasuke. “Biscuit?” I felt very proud of myself for sharing. He sneered at the packet and I shrugged. “Your loss.” I turned to Itachi. “Bisc-“

 

I locked eyes on him standing next to Shisui, but the next moment I unsheathed Sasuke’s sword and brought it towards Itachis chest. It didn’t make any kind of contact, as Gai grabbed me by the chest and Itachi intercepted with ease.

 

Once the trance was broken, I dropped the sword and almost collapse backwards into Gai.

 

“Fuck,” I whispered...I thought that it wasn’t a thing anymore. I could be in the kitchen with Gai now with no problem, even cooking together. I was around at the Nara’s several times a week...although I suppose I did make myself scarce when it came to retiring to the livingroom. I avoided playing shogi when both of them were present.

 

Now I came to think of it, this was probably one of the only times I had encountered Itachi and Shisui together outside...and with any type of weapon within reach. While I had made progress, apparently not that much.

 

“What the hell was that?” Sasuke exclaimed, looking at me angrily while collecting his blade from the ground.

 

“It was a pleasure to see you all, I wish you luck with your training!” Gai said with false cheer as he picked me up and carried me away. I was glad he did, because I started crying soon after...and I couldn’t blame the hormones that time.

 


 

I will admit to being a coward and avoiding Itachi for a few days. I found things to do that didn’t require informing him and kept away from the Tower. I was upset and embarrassed.

 

Eventually Itachi came and found me when I was camped out in am empty meeting room in the library writing a report - I had practically made it my own personal office when I wanted to leave the house. The librarian liked me because I never made a mess and was excellent at recommendations, so left me to my own devices.

 

“Erena, may I come in?” he asked, having entered and was in the process of closing the door.

 

“You already are,” I sighed.

 

He sat opposite me. “You been avoiding me.”

 

“Duh.” I wasn’t going to try and deny it. I tried to ignore him and continue with my report.

 

“What happened...was it your hormones getting the better of you?”

 

I sent him a dry look. “Obviously. Sudden homicidal urges are a problem. Your hair was massively pissing me off and it made me all stabby. You need a haircut.”

 

“A haircut?” His eyebrow rose. “My mother said that, too.”

 

“Never mess with Mikoto.”

 

“Hn. Perhaps I should-“

 

“Get to the point, Itachi,” I said. He would make this last forever.

 

He sighed. “I did not realise you still suffered side effects from the Tsukuyomi.”

 

I clenched my jaw. “Neither did I. Not like that...I think it’s because it was the first time I saw you and Shisui outside together. My brain made the connections and...”I shrugged. “Stabby.”

 

“You must know, I vow never to use it again...I have hurt you deeply and it will always be my biggest shame. I wish I could undo it.”

 

I shrugged. “It’s a thing. It happened. We can’t do anything about it now.”

 

“Perhaps not, but I will do everything I can to make it up to you. I can promise you that. I don’t know how, but I will keep trying. Anything you need, I won’t deny you.”

 

I shrugged. “It’s fine.”

 

“It’s really not...But please don’t avoid me if you think I am angry about the incident, I am angry at myself. If you need space and cannot see me, I will go, but please don’t avoid me for my benefit.”

 

“Thanks...I think it’s more embarrassment? I think I need a few more days to feel sorry for myself.”

 

“Embarrassed? You have no reason to be embarrassed. It’s me that should be,”he sighed. “I’ll see you later?”

 

I smiled. “Later.”

 


 

I went back to normal the next day and Itachi didn’t mention anything again...I was glad. I hate awkwardness.

 

Over the next few weeks I slowed down what I was doing. I started feeling more tired than normal so couldn’t keep up with the same amount. I had taken to having naps, and would frequent Yoshino to camp in their spare room if Gai was away on mission.

 

Sadly, it seemed to be relatively frequent at the moment - when I complained to Itachi, he explained that the chuunin exams would be coming up soon. This time it was in Suna, however they brought it toward a little to try and avoid the sandstorm season for travellers. Thankfully, the set up would be different so Gai wouldn’t be missing for over a months, but still...

 

Thinking about it, it meant that pretty much everyone was going to be gone. Gai, Shisui, and even Itachi for the finals. I didn’t approve. I asked if I could join them but I was immediately declined. Considering I was very obviously pregnant right now, I couldn’t travel that distance by foot. Apparently Gai had requested to assign his genin a temporary sensei so he could stay here (they had understood), but he was having trouble choosing someone to take over.

 

When I got home I told him he had to go, and I understood. He started going on about my compassion and strength and I zoned out (fell asleep). I said I would stay with the Nara’s if I had any misgivings...we’d see.

 

It was less than a week before they were due to leave, and all teams were having a rest period. The genin were having a few days down time to relax. The sensei were supposed to be having their final preparations...but Gai was the eternally prepared.

 

Kakashi was not going, as he had successfully given Sakura to Asuma, but he suggested a few drinks with all the sensei...I did not approve. I wouldn’t see Gai for almost a month, and Kakashi was stealing him away for the night.

 

But, as I was the ‘cool girlfriend’, I said it was fine even though inside I was bitter.

 

So when Kakashi deposited a passed out drunken Gai again (this time he placed him on the sofa instead of throwing him at me), I got my razor out.

 


 

“Erena! Half of my eyebrow is gone!”

 

I sipped my tea.

 

Notes:

Itachi and Erena have reunited...for the most part anyway! Emotions are hard to write, I tried...

Also, another fun fact for the final scene. It’s another true story from my mother...back in the day, when my father was a Sergeant Major he got horribly drunk one night, was effectively thrown at my mother who proceeded to shave off half his eyebrows in punishment...he had a troop inspection the next day and the soldiers could not keep a straight face. She was a favourite on base for a long long time.

Chapter 53: Illuminate arc: part 11

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

You’d think that having a village half empty of genin that the place would get a little quieter, but no.

 

It was weird to realise that my entire social group consisted of one type of people- Jounin sensei and genin... when did I become so boring? I knew I wasn’t the friendliest of people, but it was a little pathetic...And with them all gone I was bored out of my tits.

 

After Itachi left for the finals, I literally had nothing to do but work. Shikaku was put in place as a temporary leader of sorts. It was expected but he was still less than thrilled. Thankfully there were less international concerns with the chuunin exams taking place, but he still had missions to sort and issues to mediate.

 

At the time, I was focusing on a review of the genin corp- there were massive problems with skill levels and lost potential and it was generally treated like a dumping ground - but I still helped him with general admin tasks.

 

On one of those days, I noticed a problem with a couple of mission requests from one person.

 

“Shikaku - if you need me I’ll be in records. There’s something I want to check.” I said, heading downstairs.

 

“Hmm?” He commented, without looking up.

 

“There’s something fishy about a client. He’s requested four courier missions in five days, to separate places.”

 

“And? People do that.” He seemed very uninterested

 

“Maybe. I’ll be right back.”

 

The records were not exactly fun to look through. They were done by date, and the record book was in the hands of some chuunin who wouldn’t give me access without written permission - I hated bureaucracy with an absolute vengeance.

 

Thankfully, the client was very active over the last month. Far too many low level missions to make sense. Apparently, he was transporting ‘family heirlooms’- just interesting enough to warrant shinobi work, and the value of the items both low and high enough to justify a C-rank mission. The only problem was that most of the places he was transporting to were close to known hotspots for intelligence exchanges and other nefarious acts...and that would be easily missed unless you had working knowledge of all the areas or had been there- I had both.

 

I took the files upstairs and presented them to Shikaku.

 

“I think we’ve got an intelligence peddler or someone using us to transport something illegal. This guy should definitely be looked into.”

 

He took the files. “Everything seems up to code. You’re sure?”

 

I nodded. “Absolutely. He thinks he’s smarter than we are, hence the stupid mistakes. I’d suggest someone from intelligence do a little digging, under the radar.”

 

I would have done it myself, but there’s no way I’d be allowed to do any undercover work at this point. I had done a recent review of Intelligence and found several people of decent skill I didn’t mind assigning the more interesting tasks to. Same with ANBU, but I rarely got involved with them. I occasionally used my Infiltration corp network, but I didn’t like to take advantage.

 

“Do what you need.”

 

It was rare I found interesting things in the general work, but it still happened. Usually it was just a misclassification of missions-with people trying to get away with paying a lesser fee...I occasionally let some slide (if they weren’t dangerous) because I’m nice like that.

 

After work I decided to do some house viewing. I had narrowed it down to two houses and two apartments, and figured I’d decide while Gai was away - he wouldn’t care where we lived either way. When he returned, he could do all the moving bit.

 

I had just finished being shown the first apartment- it was a decent sized three bedroom place above a shop owned by a middle aged couple. The wife had been showing me around and were were exchanging pleasantries outside before I was to head to the next place. She had taken that moment to ask about my current state - I was seriously over strangers thinking they could bring it up or, god forbid, try and touch my stomach. This was a shinobi village. You don’t try and touch strangers- that’s how you get stabbed.

 

“Oh, you must be so excited! I remember my first child. Me and my husband were so happy. He used to dote on me so!”

 

I blinked at her. “Ah, thats nice,” I said dismissely. I was trying to end the conversation, however sadly my attitude did not put her off.

 

“And what about your husband? Where is he? It would be lovely to meet him!” She said excitedly

 

“Oh, I’m not married.” I replied, and she looked scandalised. She clutched her chest in dramatic shock.

 

“Not married? But...how are you pregnant? That’s no way to raise a child!”

 

Oh, she was one of those. Konoha still had some very old fashioned views when it came to families. It was very traditional in that sense. Gai and I living together without bing married was seen as scandalous in civilian circles- Shinobi were more accepting. Due to the dangerous shinobi lifestyle, a more carefree and ‘live in the moment’ attitude was taken, so people didn’t really care. Gai had never brought the subject up, and neither did I - labels were never important to me. That being said, it was still out of the ordinary for someone to have a child out of wedlock, and it wasn’t rare for people to draw conclusions.

 

I blinked at her. “You do realise sex before marriage exists? Biology happens.”

 

She gasped. “And to think I thought a little tramp like you looked sweet!”

 

“Trust me, no one has ever mistaken me for sweet. Well, I think we’re done here?

 

“Absolutely! Unfortunately the apartment is no longer available!” She huffed and walked back into the stairway.

 

“Like I’d want an interfering toad like you as a landlady anyway,” I muttered under my breath.

 

“Erena, you seem in good spirits,” I turned around, ready to bite the head of the next person to speak to me when I saw Mikoto standing in the street- she must have seen some of the exchange. I didn’t see her as much and Itachi and Fugaku, but she wasn’t exactly a stranger.

 

“Mikoto! Hello! How are you?” I beamed. I genuinely liked the Uchiha matriarch. She seemed quiet but she was quick as a whip.

 

“I am well, thank you,” she smiled softly. “You seem busy? But I saw you from a distance, and hoped you might be free for some tea with a self confessed interfering toad?” Her eyes twinkled with mirth, she had obviously heard my muttering.

 

“Absolutely.” There was a cafe immediately down the street and she directed me towards it. They sat us down quickly.

 

“Does that kind of exchange occur often?” She asked, seeming concerned.

 

I waved my hand dismissively. “Not really. I don’t really volunteer information to people so it’s not common. I get a few judgemental glances from some stuck up shinobi in the tower, but no one is brave enough to say anything.”

 

“If you do ever have problems, please tell someone- I am more than happy to listen.”

 

I smiled at her. “Thanks. I appreciate it. But if I cant handle a few judgemental civilians and uppity desk ninja, I might as well give up.”

 

“No one would ever deny you cannot handle yourself, but sometimes it is nice just to talk to someone about you problems, especially those who may have a similar experience.”

 

I frowned. “I don’t understand?”

 

“Fugaku and I were married before Itachi was born, but it was clear he was not conceived after. I had my share of rumours.”

 

My eyebrows shot up in genuine surprise. “Whoa! No way! But Fugaku is so uptight and dull...and by the book.” I loved the man, but he seriously needed to lighten up.

 

“Hn. Not in every aspect,” she gave me a coy look before sipping her own tea. I blanched.

 

“You do know I’m never going to be able to look him in the eye ever again?” Is this what it feels like when I do this to people? It was disturbing.

 

She smiled softly, but I knew if she wasn’t trying to be a stoic Uchiha in public it would probably be a full grin. Anyone who says the Uchiha area boring emotionless bastards clearly didn’t know them well enough.

 

“Well. Thank you for telling me...I think. If I ever need to rant to someone, I know where to find you. It’s really kind, thank you.” While I was close to a lot of the Uchiha, it was more than nice of her to offer me support. “ So, anything going on? I haven’t seen you around in a while,” I asked. As I rarely ventured into the Uchiha district, I only saw her when she came to the Tower, or we bumped into each other at the police station .

 

“Oh, not much. Still dealing with two sons at odds with each other. There’s only so much a mother can do,” she sounded wistful. Clearly Sasuke was still butthurt about Naruto. Itachi had not given me much indication before he left, so I presumed things were resolved.

 

“Sasuke still being stubborn?” I asked.

 

“Hn. Very much so. I think he’s just lonely. He and Naruto have been each other’s shadows since children, its going to be tough for him. It’s funny how both sons end up with the same problem.”

 

“Oh?”

 

“Itachi and you, obviously.” I blinked. “Except at least Sasuke has the knowledge of his whereabouts. I think that’s why Itachi is trying to be patient and not take things too personally - he understands more than most.”

 

“Oh, um...” I didn’t know what to say to that.

 

“I’m sorry for making things awkward, it was not my intention.” She looked genuinely apologetic. “I know such things were out with your control.”

 

“No, it’s fine. I can’t avoid the topic forever. I truly am sorry for how it may have affected him.”

 

“I know. But you are here now. And I am so pleased you have made up. It’s good to see him happy again.”

 

After that, we left the depressing conversation alone and gossiped for a while. She was very observant, and I didn’t realise how much she hated the Uchiha clan council. Like, really hated them. She had nicknames for them and everything. Apparently they were openly insulting Sasuke, in his presence, and comparing him to Itachi. It was making their rift even bigger.

 

“Sasuke should just join ANBU,” I commented. “That would shut them up. They can’t comment on what they don’t know.”

 

“ANBU? I’m not sure he is ready.”

 

I snorted. “He was born ready. He’s like the most ANBUy person I know. As long as he doesn’t end up on an assassination squad, he’ll have a ball.”

 

“You think so?”

 

I shrugged. “Sure. Convincing Itachi will be the hard part, though. He’d prefer to keep him right where he can see him...mention it to Sasuke? If he seems keen, I can speak to him about the right way to approach Itachi. His usual approach will just meet a brick wall.”

 

“Hmm...that is food for thought. I can see why Itachi respects your counsel so. You are quite enlightening.”

 

I went a little red. “Nah, I just give another perspective.”

 

After we finished, she offered to come with me to the viewings but I declined. I could manage. In hindsight, it was a good thing as I was summoned to the Hokage Tower to witness an emergency debrief from a scouting team.

 

When I arrived there, Shikaku was already there. There were three others present - Kakashi, Sasuke and Obito...an interesting combination for a ‘scouting’ team.

 

“Fun. What dastardly deeds have you been up to?” I asked the three, as I sat down. All looked stiff on my arrival. “Oh...the tension. Much intrigued.”

 

Apparently the scouting mission had been a tracking and intel gathering mission on Orochimaru’s forces...something beyond my pay grade. Sasuke was taken along on a bit of a training exercise. There was not supposed to be any contact or fighting, so it was deemed appropriate for his skill set...but I said supposed to be.

 

Somehow, Orochimaru’s forces managed to isolate Sasuke, and Orochimaru made a personal play for him - he offered to take him on as an apprentice and train him well enough to surpass his brother...now I found this particularly interesting. Why did he do this? He must have known Itachi and Sasuke were having arguments, but how?

 

“Orochimaru had a spy in the village,” I said, interrupting their report.

 

“How do you know?” Shikaku asked with a frown. I gave him a dry look.

 

“It’s obvious? Think about it, Sasuke is the Hokages brother. Why would he even dream of approaching him? He must know of Sasuke and Itachi’s relationship problems right now, and if he is using the ‘power hungry card’, I’m guessing he must know about the behaviour of the Uchiha clan council also.”

 

“What do you know about that?” Sasuke snapped.

 

“Erena is skilled in information gathering and assimilation. She knows many things she shouldn’t,” Kakashi interjected.

 

“So, yea, anyway,” I dismissed the topic rather than clarify...what Kakashi said sounded so much better than admitting that I had tea with this mother. “He picked his timing, and personalised the offer, so he has inside information somewhere.” I looked to Shikaku. “Tomorrow’s project?”

 

He sighed. “We’ll talk about this later...please continue.” He gestured to the men, and Sasuke tensed before looking at Kakashi, who nodded.

 

“After he made me the offer, I didn’t reply. He seemed to think that I was considering it.”

 

I snorted. “I hope you told him no eventually or this could get really awkward.”

 

He looked shocked. “Of course I did!”

 

“Sasuke, calm down. She’s only joking,” Kakashi interjected.

 

I grinned. “He’s grasping at straws. It’s a little funny.”

 

“Either way, we must take this threat seriously,” Shikaku said, looking stern.

 

“It’s not exactly new?” I said. “He’s just trying a new angle.”

 

“We will begin investigation into a possible spy tomorrow. Sasuke will be limited to in-village tasks for now. I would like a written report from you all tomorrow morning. I should relay this immediately. You are dismissed.”

 

I stayed sitting at the others bowed and left. “He’s got no chance, and you know it.”

 

“Erena, we need to take this seriously. And I’m sorry, but this idea you have of finding Orochimaru’s source - you know I can’t allow you to get involved. It’s too dangerous.”

 

I sighed. “Yes, I know...but my first port of call is to speak to Fugaku about the Uchiha clan meetings. You must admit I’ll be more approachable than some dogsbody from intelligence. Once I’ve crossed a few things off my list I’ll pass over. I promise.”

 

He gave me a sharp look. “You will not play an active part outside of the Uchiha - understand?”

 

I rolled my eyes. “Loud and clear, Shikaku-sama! Sir! Yes sir!” I saluted him.

 

“Thank god you aren’t under my command, I’d throttle you within an hour.”

 

The next day I left early to head to the Uchiha district, but I found Kakashi waiting for me, leaning on the wall outside the apartment. It clicked immediately.

 

“Nope. Absolutely not.”

 

“Mah, Erena. I’m hurt. You’d think you don’t like me.”

 

“I can like you and still find your presence offensive. Why you? Why can’t I just deal with my personal shadows?” When Shikaku said I would be getting supervision, I knew he didn’t mean Kakashi. I suspected he volunteered himself...because why not?

 

“Oh, you won’t even notice I’m there,” he fell into step beside me and pulled out a book.

 

“No, of course not. Because walking next to someone reading porn is completely unnoticeable. You scratch your crotch or leg even once and I’ll send a kunai to your throat.” I gave him an irritated look. “And besides - that one again? Get new material. That shit must be boring by now.”

 

“Never say such things. Icha Icha are classics, they will never get old. You’d know if you’d read them.”

 

“Of course I’ve read them,” I scoffed. “So I know exactly how predictable they are. Jiraiya wouldn’t know spontaneity if it bit him on the ass. Literally.”

 

Kakashi turned to me. “And you have other recommendations?” He sounded interested.

 

“Oh for god sake...I’ll give you a list of half decent books if you don’t embarrass me today.”

 

He snapped the book shut and put it in his pocket, giving me an eye smile. “I think we have a deal.”

 

Huh. That was easy.

 

When we arrived at the Uchiha district, we headed straight to the main house. I knocked on the door, only to have Sasuke answer. He looked half asleep - I wasn’t surprised considering it was before breakfast time.

 

“Kakashi-sensei? Erena?” He asked, confused.

 

“Oh, Sasuke. You’ve got some bed head on you...how much time to you spend styling it? If only your fan girls could see you now!” His hair looked like it’d been dragged through a hedge backwards. You could still see the depression from what side he slept on.

 

He scowled. “Why are you here?” He looked ready to slam the door in my face.

 

“I just need a little chat with your father...can you inform him?”

 

He moved from blocking the door. “Just come in, it’ll save effort.” He was smarter than I gave him credit for. As thanks, I gave him a small smile and didn’t insult him any further.

 

We removed our shoes and entered the living area, where Fugaku was already present and Mikoto was starting to place food on the table. It was cute- I hadn’t seen a proper family breakfast in ages. Even Yoshino didn’t bother anymore.

 

When Fugaku saw me, he frowned. He knew it would mean nothing good. “Should we speak in private?”

 

I nodded. “Probably for the best.”

 

He took me to his office area, while Kakashi stayed in the living area. He looked incredibly awkward - it was his own fault for agreeing to be my personal body guard for the day so I had no sympathy. With Gai being away, he had showed up several times, but never staying around for too long. I think part of him found the whole pregnancy thing incredibly uncomfortable as I had seen him less over that last few months than I normally would have expected. It was fine, though. it’s not for everyone. Hell, I wouldn’t have even thought it would be for me.

 

Once we were alone, Fugaku directed me to sit down.

 

“Has Sasuke informed you of his latest mission?” I asked.

 

Fugaku frowned. “No. I was under the impression it was classified. He knows better than to break confidentiality.”

 

“And so he should, but I’ll need your assistance. I think it’s also important for you to be aware...on his recent mission, Orochimaru approached Sasuke. He offered for him to join him.” A look of rage went across Fugaku’s face. “He was aware of some grievances Sasuke may have, and attempted to exploit them. From Sasukes report, I suspect some of the information may have originated from a member of the Uchiha clan.”

 

His eyebrows rose in shock. “You think there is a traitor in my clan?”

 

“I don’t know. That’s why I’m here. I need certain information and permission to speak to any suspects or persons of interest.”

 

“You have it. Tell me what you need.”

 

I gave him a quick smile. The level of trust he was giving me was more than he would have allowed anyone else.

 

“Thank you. Anything I find will be kept to myself, and perhaps Kakashi, unless action must be taken. I will keep you informed of any progress...Would you be able to give me a register and minutes of the last few clan meetings? If possible, I would like to attend your next clan meeting to observe myself.”

 

He frowned. “There is another meeting tonight, but allowing you to be present is not just a decision I can make. While I trust you with our matters, I cannot allow a non member to be present.”

 

I rolled my eyes. “Fugaku, that won’t be a problem. No ones going to know I’m not an Uchiha. I’m like, super subtle.”

 

“Subtlety is not one of your key traits, Erena,” he said dryly.

 

“You worry too much. So can I come or not?”

 

He sighed. “I will deny all knowledge.”

 

“Excellent!”

 

He promised to get me the information by the afternoon for me to review, and gave me details of the meeting tonight. He still seemed sceptical but didn’t question me any further.

 

We exited the office and found Mikoto had set extra seats for me and Kakashi. He and Sasuke seemed to be having a discussion about adapting the chidori...it sounded incredibly boring and I zoned out as breakfast started. Me and Mikoto shared a look.

 

“Mah, Erena. You are good with theory -what do you think?” Kakashi asked, and everyone turned to me.

 

“Did you know, given the right atmospheric pressures it could be possible to rain diamonds? I mean, we wouldn’t be able to survive it but I think it would be really pretty.”

 

Everyone gave me a strange look except Fugaku - with our Shogi games he was used to my strange answers to questions.

 

“What is wrong with you?” Sasuke asked, scowling.

 

“Sasuke, don’t be rude,” Mikoto told him off.

 

“But what’s that got to do with chidori variations?”

 

“Oh, sorry. I didn’t realise I was included in that conversation, that’s just one thing I was thinking about...what was the question?”

 

“Chidori. Manipulating lightning jutsu to change shape while maintaining power.” Kakashi asked, rolling his eyes.

 

I blinked. “I mean, that should be easy in theory. Like a spear or an arrow? Flatten it like a disk? What about changing the frequency? Or utilising static electricity in the air? Imbibe other chakra natures? You could easily increase the power, no need to maintain it. What about-“

 

“You mean that’s all possible? But you don’t even know the chidori,” Sasuke asked.

 

“Maybe not, but I understand it. Honestly, you kids should hit the library more. You create lightning jutsu but you don’t understand anything about it. If you had a basic understanding on physics and meteorology, you’d be surprised what you could be able to accomplish.”

 

Mikoto smiled. “I forgot that you and Itachi met in the library. You haven’t changed much, have you?”

 

“Somethings never change...Sasuke, meet me in the library tomorrow at three? I’ll give you a list of where to start. You’re stuck in-village for now, so you might as well. I’ll give you pointers on some other things too.” I gave Mikoto a quick look, which she clearly understood.

 

“I’m not spending my time reading. I’m not in school anymore.”

 

I shrugged. If he didn’t want help I wasn’t going to force him.

 

“Sasuke, I would recommend you accept Erena’s offer,” Fugaku said, but it was clear there was little room for argument. I could see Sasuke’s face morph into something unhappy for a moment before he schooled himself and he put on a blank mask.

 

“Yes, father.”

 

I didn’t like this exchange at all. I didn’t want to force Sasuke into anything, and he was clearly unhappy with the outcome. I knew Fugaku meant well, but he wasn’t the greatest at explaining things. With the criticism he had been receiving lately, this would only add to things.

 

“Sasuke, can I have a word in the hall for a second? If that’s okay with you, Fugaku?”

 

Fugaku frowned but nodded. Sasuke rose from his chair noisily, in clear irritation. When I met him in the hall he crossed his arms and glared at me.

 

“What?”

 

I took a breath. “Sasuke...you shouldn’t be forced into anything. I know you don’t like me much, but I am only trying to help. If you don’t want to meet with me, I will just give you a list of books and scrolls and you can do with them what you wish. Use it, ignore it, burn it...I won’t judge.”

 

“I don’t need your help,” he said through gritted teeth.

 

“No, you don’t,” I agree’d. “But the offer is there if you want it...you know, I could spoon feed you where to go with the chidori, but I think you’d like to get there on your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll come up with even better ideas once you understand a bit more on the theory. I don’t think you’re weak in the slightest, but you can never have too much knowledge.”

 

He stared at me. “Why are you doing this?”

 

“I just like to help people get to where they can be. That’s it. Everything is up to you...but I will tell you this. There is nothing Orochimaru can teach you that you can’t learn on your own, or that you can’t be guided towards... Except on how to be a creepy ass mother fucker. That’s entirely his genre.”

 

He smirked at me. “I wouldn’t be so sure. You definitely creep me out.”

 

I scoffed at him. “If you are trying to insinuate I’m more creepy than him, you can fuck right off and I take everything back. That is the lowest of the low. I will tolerate many insults, but nope. You’re on your own.” I shivered dramatically in disgust and went to walk away.

 

“Stop...” He said, and I could see a pained look on his face. “Fine. But it better not be useless.”

 

“Unless you count Shika complaining I’m a tyrant, I’ve had not complaints so far, but you are a bit of an asshole...now lets head back before your parents think you’ve murdered me.”

 


 

Fugaku gave me the list of attendees and meeting minutes as I asked. They were incredibly boring. The Uchiha were boring. They talked about the same things over and over, and made issues out of non issues. It wasn’t even village issues- like someone hanging out their washing at inappropriate times and it causing shadows in their neighbours gardens...I’m very happy I never had to attend Nara clan meetings but I can’t imagine they’d be this petty.

 

There were three trouble makers in the bunch - or at least they were the ones causing Sasuke drama. I read their files, also provided by Fugaku, but would find it surprising if they were the security concerns...there were no red flags and they were old codgers obsessed with Uchiha reputation.

 

I went through the files and ruled out several others on the same premise. I asked Fugaku a few questions about some others, and I was left with a list of about fifteen  possible suspects...but that’s if it was an internal Uchiha problem at all.

 

From my ‘suspects’, they were mostly in the young-ish age bracket. Mostly late teens to mid twenties. No obvious issues with Konoha, except perhaps a few power hungry shinobi, but they would be easier to read...I needed more access to Uchiha gossip, and sadly Mikoto didn’t have much for that generation.

 

“As far as people are concerns, I am Uchiha Gina, a civilian from the capital who designs and makes high value kimono. I just finished an apprenticeship with Madam Saeko. My family have all died, and I’m visiting to see if I should consider returning to my mothers old village...if you and Mikoto could casually spread it around before the meeting, that would be lovely.” I was sitting with Fugaku after reading the files, and updated him on my plan.

 

“You do not pass for an Uchiha, the plan is redundant,” he said.

 

“Let me worry about that,” I said flippantly. “I don’t need you to do anything else. I’m just going to attend and observe. I won’t even be interacting with you.”

 

He narrowed his eyes at me. “You won’t be discovered?”

 

“Please, give me some credit.”

 

I designed a Appearance Modifier with the characteristic features of an Uchiha. I made her moderately pretty and well groomed. As a little fun extra, I added a design to allow me at activate fake Sharingan eyes, if I channeled chakra to another seal. I was particular proud of that part. I had an expensive kimono - not formal but very high quality. It was a gift from a a while back I’d never worn, so no one would have seen it before.

 

I managed to get rid of my shadows, too. Shikaku allowed the ANBU to go as long as I had an appropriate chaperone. Kakshi was out, but had informed Obito of my presence tonight...between him and Fugaku people were happy and I promised not to wander off. Obito would be keeping an eye on me at all times, but was informed not to interact unless deemed acceptable.

 

I activated the tag and changed into the kimono just before entering the district and walked to the meeting hall at a leisurely pace, giving the appearance of someone examining the area. Once outside, I allowed myself to look vaguely nervous - biting my lip and wringing my hands, before stepping in.

 

“Excuse me? You look lost? Can I help you?” I looked up to find a girl just slightly younger than me. I recognised her from her file as Uchiha Izumi - A jounin who tended to go on escort missions, and was frequently requested by noblewomen. She was not on my list of suspects but could prove useful.

 

“Oh, thank you. That’s so kind. It’s my first time here. I’m Gina, nice to meet you!” I have her a gentle and nervous smile, which she returned with a friendly one of her own.

 

“I’m Izumi. Is it your first time at a meeting or Konoha?”

 

“Both, actually. I’m just visiting at the moment. I live in the capital, but my mother was from here...she recently passed, and I know she thought fondly of her childhood home. I’m thinking about coming back.”

 

“I’m sorry for your loss. But you’re coming to a clan meeting to decide? If anything it’ll make you want to stay away,” she gave a soft laugh, which I returned. “Try not to judge Konoha on the moaning of grumpy old men, I can promise there’s a lot more to us than that.”

 

“I will, thank you.” I liked her a lot. Other than Shisui, she was the only one I had heard openly complain about clan elders...and to an unknown party. She had balls.

 

She offered to have me sit with her, which I accepted. I could see a couple of people look at me with interest, but nothing obvious was said. Obito arrived, helping some old woman in, and found me when he scanned the audience but didn’t give anything away. Fugaku also saw me and scowled - about what, I don’t know.

 

The meeting was absolute drivel, as I expected. The elders where a bunch of arseholes...Fugaku was good at getting them to move on from certain topics, but you could tell he was frustrated at times. When they started talking about Sasukes duties, and how he should be stepping up responsibilities as clan heir, should Itachi not retire or produce children (I suspect Itachi’s single status was a previous hot topic, but they wouldn’t be stupid enough to openly complain about the Hokage), I scanned the audience. Most people seemed annoyed or frustrated at the topic. Izumi sighed softly and looked at Sasuke with pity...there were a handful of girls who watched the exchange with interest, like it was watching a soap opera or high gossip material. Bingo.

 

After the meeting, I followed Izumi outside. She offered to stay by me while ‘the hyenas descended.’ She wasn’t joking. Almost every woman who had heard the gossip about my arrival came to introduce themselves, and tried to convince me to stay in Konoha...it’s amazing what the lure of pretty dresses could do.

 

The girls I watched with interest were also part of the group that came over. Within a few seconds I had their names, but also some interesting points.

 

“Oh, I know Konoha can’t be as exciting as the capital, but we do have some good parties! If you stay longer, you should come to one! They are a lot of fun!”

 

“Oh, absolutely! It’s not like those boring clan meetings. Visiting musicians and poets come all the time, and we get the best food and drink - one of our friends is a merchant who gets us some amazing deals!”

 

“Oh thank you ladies. I’ll have to think about it. You are too kind.” I gave them a soft smile and a bow.

 

I glanced over to Obito and gave a signal, and he came over.

 

“Hey Izumi, how’s it going? And Gina, I believe?” He gave me a wide grin.

 

“Hi Obito,” Izumi said. “Don’t tell me you’re going to try and convince Gina to make you a kimono, too?” Izumi said amicably.

 

“I’m sure I could find something in my skill set for you...I think pink would do wonders for your complexion,” I said lightly.

 

“Hmm...you know, I’ve never thought of that before,” he stroked his chin in contemplation. “Think you can make a jounin vest in pink? Although not necessary for me...I have a certain friend and I’m sure it would make his eyes just pop, you know?”

 

I grinned. “Oh, absolutely.” Kakashi was getting a wardrobe refresh, and I had help.

 

Izumi looked between us. “Do you know each other?”

 

“Nope. I’ve never seen Gina before today. But anyway, I guess I should be getting back. Being in the district too long makes me feel angsty...I don’t know how you do it.”

 

Izumi shrugged. “It’s not too bad. Gina, do you need someone to walk you to your hotel? I don’t mind.”

 

I smiled at her. “Thank you for the offer, but it’s okay. I’d quite like to explore a little more. I have a lot of thinking to do.”

 

“If you need a guide tomorrow, I’m free in the morning. If you come to the gates, the guards can easily direct you to my house. Take care, I hope to see you again!” She waved and walked off.

 

“Likewise! Thank you for your help and advice!”

 

As she walked off, I walked to the gates and Obito followed.

 

“You look weird like that,” he said. “All prim and proper?”

 

I gave him a dry look. “You look weird all the time...even with the tag on.”

 

“That’s the best retort you could come up with?” I raised an eyebrow at me.

 

“It was either that or I stab you? And as we’re even right now, I’d rather not restart the scoring.”

 

“Fair,” he nodded. “So, find what you were looking for.”

 

I snorted. “Probably. People are too predictable...I’ve done my job so now I’ll let someone else take the credit.”

 

“Do you miss it?” He asked randomly.

 

“What?”

 

“Your...games? Or whatever you call it. It must be hard being benched. You have it worse than I did.”

 

I shrugged. “Yes. But somethings...some people are worth it. I’ll probably go back eventually. I’m kind of seeing this as a holiday.”

 

“I’m not sure others would agree with you.” He gave me a look.

 

“Maybe not, but we’ll see what happens.”

 

Half way through the journey I ducked into an alleyway to change and remove the appearance modifier. Once we were back at the apartment, where the ANBU guards were waiting, I asked him to wait for a moment while I drew a quick tag.

 

“What’s this?” He asked in confusion.

 

“The pink jounin vest you asked for.” I grinned, which he returned.

 

“Oh, Bakashi is going to hate this!”

 


 

 

The next morning I met with Shikaku, Fugaku and Kakashi.

 

“So, what are your conclusions?” Shikaku asked.

 

“I suspect the information leak will have come from one of three girls, or maybe all of them. Loose lipped social butterflies with a love to gossip, and frequent access to multiple travellers. It’s unlikely to be malicious.”

 

“You deduced that from a single meeting?” Fugaku asked, he still looked angry at me.

 

“The Uchiha clan have a certain way about them. It was easy to spot the cracks. And besides, I know their type well. They were my favourite prey in big cities. They have a tendency to over exaggerate, but other than that they are often reliable.”

 

“I shall send officers to question them at once.”

 

“Um...no?” I disagreed. “I think that sending someone into a party undercover would be the best path. Failing that, interrogation from a Yamanaka...If you were to get involved they would likely clam up - afraid of disappointing their clan leader. It’s best if they don’t know of your involvement at all.”

 

“I see...I would still like to be informed of the outcome. This is concerning my family’s safety.”

 

“Of course,” Shikaku said. “Since there is no guarantee we can send someone into the party, and sending you is out of the question,” he gave me a quick look, “I believe questioning them would be the best option. I will ask for someone to collect them.”

 

I raised my hand. “Can I add another suggestion? Rather than sending someone to arrest them, and creating a scene, perhaps send a peer? Uchiha Izumi would be the perfect candidate. It wouldn’t be too suspicious.”

 

“What is your interest in Izumi?” Fugaku asked, sternly. It was very much within character, but out of character for how he usually spoke with me. I’m not sure I liked his tone at all.

 

“She seemed nice, and her file screams competence. I’m sorry for suggesting that we keep the drama to a minimum. Next time I’ll leave you to clean up the mess.”

 

Shikaku looked between us quickly. “I’ll send a messenger for Izumi, and I’ll keep you put to date with our progress.”

 

As soon as we were dismissed I left the office and went to the bathroom. I didn’t actually need, but I felt ridiculously overwhelmed by the need to cry and it was very embarrassing. I’d cried more in the last few months that I had in my entire life.

 

I was still confused by Fugaku. I was confused by the look he have me at the meeting last night, and to almost snap at me on bringing up Izumi was odd. He was clearly annoyed by my interest in her, and it was almost protective...as though he was protecting her from me. Just the very thought of it made me upset. Did he not trust me? And why her?

 

I was probably being irrational but I couldn’t help it. But I didn’t want an argument so there was no point in bringing it up. I left when I’d suitably calmed down and fixed my face, before heading to a empty meeting room to read a few reports. I managed to get through everything undisturbed until it was time to meet with Sasuke.

 

Before he got there, I collected the scrolls I needed and went to the usual room. He arrived looking grumpy and irritated at the very thought of being there.

 

“Well, get on with it,” he said as he slid into his seat. God, he was a douche.

 

“Welcome to Fulminology: the study of lightning. In front of you you will find scrolls on basic physics, electricity, electromagnetism, meteorology and lightning chakra theory. I’ve labelled the most relevant sections to save time, because I know you’re a impatient asshole.” He glared at me. “I’ll be here if you have any questions.”

 

“You just want me to read? Isn’t that a cop out?”

 

“No, I want you to understand. If you find it boring, then fuck off. I don’t need to be here.”

 

Somehow, he didn’t argue any more. He was a decent student, reading and taking notes. He wasn’t as quick as Shikamaru, but asked less questions than TenTen. At one point he asked me questions about ionic charges, and tried to show me the section in his book as reference - he actually seemed impressed when I repeated the page word for word without skipping a beat, before showing him another scroll which would clarify things.

 

It only took a couple of hours before he reached the end of my assignments.

 

“That’s it?” He asked. He almost seemed disappointed. I smiled.

 

“Not at all, but it seemed like a good start. Hopefully now you can bounce some ideas off Kakashi, and if you need answers you know where to find them.”

 

“Yes, you. You’re a walking textbook.”

 

I scowled. “Don’t be a prick. I’m not your own personal search engine. And I’m not here to be taken advantage of.”

 

“But now I get why my brother keeps you around.”

 

My heart squeezed a little there. I knew it wasn’t true, but it didn’t mean the idea hadn’t crossed my head at some point. The constant fear that I was no more than a tool to be taken advantage of. I’d probably never get over it, but to have it voiced by someone else was always hard.

 

I grabbed most of the scrolls.

 

“Yes, well. Possibly. Anyway...I hope it’s been useful. If you want any more help, feel free to ask. Oh, and speak to your mother tonight. Please take those books to the desk for the librarian to sort. Have a goodnight.”

 

I left the meeting room before he said anything else, replaced the scrolls into their rightful place and went home.

 

It wasn’t even late but I felt exhausted. I felt like my emotions were in hyperdrive and  I couldn’t keep a straight thought. Little comments that would normally not bother me, or that I would snap back at were sending me into little meltdowns. I hated it.

 

It was dark before I realised I hadn’t even moved for the last few hours. And realised I hadn’t eaten since the morning. But I didn’t feel hungry at all. I just wanted to crawl into a ball and go to sleep.

 


 

 

I woke up in the middle of the night to sounds of someone walking slowly in the apartment. I sat up immediately and turned to the door. The door slid open, and Gai walked in. I scrambled up and flew into his arms.

 

“Yosh! What a welcome! I am sorry for leaving you, my beloved. I have missed you deeply. And I can see you have missed me.”

 

“Not at all. I didn’t even notice you were gone,” I muffled, head hidden in his chest.

 

He chuckled lightly. “Always trying to act so cool...” He gasped lightly. “By the the power youth...you have changed tremendously!” He placed a hand on my stomach and I scowled.

 

“Are you calling me fat?”

 

“Not at all! You bloom with radiance and youth! It becomes you! It saddens me to think I have missed such progress. I will not be leaving you again, that is a promise!”

 

He placed be back on the bed and gave me a gentle kiss before betting changed. As soon as he joined me and wrapped his arms around I forgot about everything from yesterday.

 

When I woke in the morning, I felt groggy and a little weak, but remembered about Gais return. He made breakfast and talked about the exams enthusiastically, and I listened completely enthralled. Despite them holding the exams early, a sandstorm still interrupted the grand finale. All three of his genin were promoted, but it was a close call for Lee- even Gai admitted the pairing during his match (before the cancellation) was in his favour, and thankfully the power of his strength and dedication had a chance to shine. Sai, Shino, Sakura, Ino and Chouji had all received a promotion, whereas Hinata and Kiba were still left in the genin ranks.

 

We both attended the official promotion celebration, which was a pretty quiet affair. I think I saw my first genuine smile from Sai, and I think it was something of a miracle. When he came over to thank me for helping him and arranging  the apprenticeship with Shisui, I almost started crying...If Gai didn’t do it for me and start blubbering about Sai’s Youthful attitude, I probably would have but thankfully he distracted me enough. It surprised me, but Sai was going to continue on with Shisui for longer - I thought Shisui would have dumped him.

 

“He’s pretty cool, actually,” Shisui shrugged. “I plan to get him up to Jounin by next year.”

 

“Vying for sensei of the year, are you?” I asked, smirking.

 

“Hey, when you’re good, you’re good.”

 

Gai also officially took Lee on as an apprentice, to no ones surprise. He still planned to keep Team Gai intact for missions, but Neji and TenTen had places they wanted to go. TenTen was going to do a trial at Research and Development - they heard rumours of her use of Fuuinjutsu and wanted to explore it. She asked if I would still continue my tuition, which was a no brainer - I wasn’t leaving a job half finished.

 

Neji was offered a rotating internship, much like Shikamaru. The difference being, he was seriously considering ANBU. Gai seemed a little put off by that, but I gave him my support if he opted to do it. His rotation there wouldn’t be for a while, but I’d speak to some of ROOT in there about keeping an eye on him. He’d still join Team Gai on missions, but I thought ANBU wasn’t a bad place for him.

 

And talking about ANBU...the problem of Sasuke. After Mikoto talked to him, he sheepishly came to find me to discuss it further. I don’t know what he and Mikoto discussed, but he apologised to me if what he said upset me. He seemed confused but sincere. He’d never had anyone explain what happens in ANBU properly, and was determined by the end of the conversation. The thought of anonymity appealed to him a lot. He also didn’t realise I had been a member, and he knew nothing about ROOT...I didn’t tell him, but knew he’d get a briefing on ROOT when he was inducted. We met a couple of times to discuss key skills he’d benefit from, and also how to approach Itachi.

 

I wasn’t willing to get involved in the conversation, but I could teach Sasuke to steer it. He seemed to think it was pointless, as he should be able to do what he wants, until I explained why that was entirely the wrong approach. I told him to be honest, explain the trouble he’d been having with the clan, and the vacuum left by Naruto. And if that didn’t work, then play the Orochimaru card...whatever was said worked, but Itachi did pass a comment my way suggesting he knew about my involvement in the matter...he was both deeply unimpressed with me, but thankful for helping mend the rift between them.

 

When I reminded him he was technically in charge of ANBU, and could place him wherever he wanted, he seemed to brighten up a little.

 

And Itachi... he wasn’t particularly impressed with my antics. Even despite the precautions, and the fact that Shikaku - the founding member of the fun police- had accepted, he was not happy that I had gone undercover and taken an active role in the investigation. It wasn’t that he thought I was in particular danger, but he thought it was the first step towards me becoming reckless and he wouldn’t allow it again. I found the whole thing a little condescending but didn’t argue back -there was no point...and it wasn’t like I had any further plans to. The whole exchange left me feeling a little hollow and tired.

 

Shisui, on the other hand, found it hilarious that I had to sit through a clan meeting. He asked me how many people I had plotted against during the meeting - the answer was many. He told me to count him in when I decided to take action.

 

Out of curiosity, I also asked Shisui about Izumi and he seemed surprised. I was still trying to figure out Fugaku’s hold up with her - not that I told Shisui that (I hadn’t seen Fugaku since the meeting and abandoned our weekly shogi games). Apparently Itachi and Izumi were friends of some sort - they met at the academy, and she had attempted to pursue a friendship after...this had happened when I was in ROOT. When ROOT was disbanded, I took a lot of Itachi’s time, and then came his role as Suna ambassador. They rarely saw each other again, and it was only in passing.

 

“Huh.” I said, thinking. It still didn’t explain Fugaku’s attitude unless...”Hey, you friends with her?” He was more present within the clan than Itachi was these days.

 

“I guess so? Why?”

 

“Invite her for a catch up. Be casual. Don’t be creepy.” I pointed my finger at him accusingly.

 

“Creepy? I’m not creepy! And besides, I’m a taken man now. I couldn’t be creepy if I tried.”

 

“You’re totally creepy. And anyway, drag her out, tell me when and where.”

 

“What are you planning?” He looked at me suspiciously.

 

“Nothing and everything. Now shut up and do what I say.”

 

Thankfully Shisui is good at following instruction, and arranged to meet up with her...in a bar. While Gai was moving apartment, I took the opportunity to head to the tower. I ‘suddenly’ had cravings for bar food, and at the mention of a heavily pregnant Erena heading to a bar, Itachi left his desk to act as my chaperone.

 

As planned, we arrived before them and sat at a larger table. I ordered my fried food (I wasn’t craving it but I was certainly going to take advantage of Gai not monitoring my diet), and sat and chatted.

 

Lo and behold, a wild Shisui appears...with Izumi in tow. He saw us and I waved him over.

 

“Well well well, would you look at that, the bat has left his belfry,” Shisui remarked, looking at Itachi and sliding into the spare seats at our booth. Itachi looked between Shisui and Izumi in question.

 

“Mother Hen Itachi in full force,” I remarked. I stuck my hand out to Izumi. “Hi, I’m Erena! Nice to meet you again!”

 

Izumi blinked and he eyes widened. “Oh, hello! I’ve heard a lot about you!” She accepted my hand. Her eyes flicked to my belly but didn’t give anything away. “It’s nice to meet you, and congratulations.”

 

Itachi gave Izumi a soft smile. “Hello Izumi, it’s nice to see you.”

 

I caught the hint of a blush on her cheeks. “Same with you, Itachi.” Oh, she seemed shy around him...excellent.

 

“Hang on a minute,” Shisui said, snapping his fingers. “What do you mean when you said meet Izumi again?”

 

I heard Itachi let out a sigh and he shook his head. I grinned. “The clan meeting.” I changed my voice. “Hi, I’m Gina!”

 

Izumi did a doubletake, then looked to Shisui and Itachi who both looked unsurprised. “You’re Gina...but how?”

 

Itachi gave me a dry look. “Erena was leading an investigation...and unfortunately doesn’t understand the possible dangers of taking part in the field in her current condition.”

 

I groaned. “Not this again? It won’t happen again. I took precautions and it was all fine. It’s not like a left the village. And I handed it over once I did my thing!...and anyway, even if you ignore Fugaku and Obito, Izumi here had my back. She was a gem.”

 

“Izumi?” He asked. He took the bait with me steering the conversation. Considering I taught him the same tricks, he wasn’t paying attention.

 

“Oh, well ‘Gina’ looked a little lost and I wasn’t cruel enough to leave her to fend for herself. I could see the packs were about to descend,” she said flippantly.

 

“Thank you for that...there was one woman who I thought would have kidnapped me and forced me to make kimono in her basement if she had the chance.”

 

“Sue?” she asked, and I nodded in agreement. “You’re not wrong there.” She laughed. “No one ever does see her much husband these days...”

 

“We should put in an anonymous report to the police, and tell them to search the basement thoroughly.”...I looked at the clock on the wall obviously. “Oh, would you look at the time! I need to head back to Gai! Hey, Shisui...if you’re free, mind walking with me? I’m sure he wouldn’t mind an extra pair of hands.” I looked at him pointedly. Thankfully he got the hint.

 

“Of course! No problem!” He jumped up. “We’ll leave you two then? Sorry for cutting it short, Izumi...I’ve learned never to deny a pregnant woman. They tend to cry.”

 

I hit him. “You’re an asshole, you know that?” I turned to the other two. “Anyway, toodles! See you tomorrow Itachi!”

 

We ran out before either could say anything, and Shisui laughed when we got out the door.

 

“You’re a scheming bitch, you know that? And that was the most unsubtle display I’ve ever seen from you.”

 

“Itachi doesn’t need subtle, he needs a kick up the ass,” I said.

 

The next day I ventured back to the office purely for the gossip. I slid into an empty chair.

 

“Sooo...when are you seeing Izumi again?” I grinned.

 

He glared at me. “Why do you always feel the need to interfere with my life?”

 

“Oh shut up, and answer the question.”

 

“...Friday.”

 

I cackled.

 


 

 

With the Gai successfully moving to our new house (it was small, but had a garden and wasn’t far from the Nara district), I just sat there and reaped the benefits. I told him about my matchmaking with Itachi and he was most impressed at my display...until I told him how I first met Izumi undercover.

 

He wasn’t part of the investigation, so I couldn’t tell him why, but he was most unimpressed with me. It was like the conversation with Itachi all over again, but Gai had a special way of making me feel guilty. I apologised, but he was giving me a bit of the silent treatment. And a silent Gai is not something I like to cause.

 

I was trying to think of the best thing to say and make it up to him when I started to feel a little light headed. I slid to the floor and leaned my back against the table leg. I could feel a faint buzzing in my head and a pressure building in my neck.

 

“Gai?” I whispered. He was in the other room clearing the table, but I couldn’t speak up any louder. I could feel my heart pounding and my hands and feet became tingly. “Gai?”

 

All of a sudden the pressure in my neck release and I felt a surge of heat flow out and through my body. All of a sudden, I felt about a thousand emotions at once, and my body felt like it was vibrating with chakra. “GAI!” I shouted.

 

He came running in, and stopped in front of me. Whatever he was expecting, it wasn’t me sitting on the floor, legs sprawled out trying to stay upright. His eyes flickered to my face and my arm, panic obvious.

 

I followed his gaze and saw my arm covered in markings.

 

Shit.

 

I looked at him. “Get me to the hospital. And get Yumi and Itachi.”

 


 

We were in the same ward I had been in with Sasuke when he had been inflicted with the cursed seal. This was part of my Plan B if the cursed marks became unstable.

 

The room was already prepared with stabilising seals. They weren’t enough to suppress but would slow down progression, to a point. As the mark was currently activated, I spent most of my effort trying to control myself but I could calm down. I wasn’t angry, but everything was intensified. Panic, sadness, fear...

 

Coupled with the chakra running through my body, more than I had ever dealt with, it was not a pleasant feeling. I found it difficult to focus.

 

Yumi, Tsunade and Itachi had arrived quickly. Yumi had explained I wasn’t necessarily in labour, but the seals had weakened anyway - he suspected they probably had been slowly weakening over the last month or so -it explained some of the more unexpected negative emotions I had felt, although I had put it down to hormones.

 

The problem was that they didn’t know how it would effect the child...they had no previous examples to work on, and with the parasitic natures of Orochimaru’s seal, they didn’t think it boded well.

 

I could see Gai panic even more. He knew about the cursed seal, and I had explained my concerns but he had faith in my sealing abilities. As he is the type of person who believes in positivity, I don’t think he believed there could be any complications. Or at least, didn’t want to think about it.

 

“I’m concerned that continued exposure to this type of chakra could have a poisonous effect on the child. It’s not ideal, but I would recommend an immediate Caesarean section,” Tsunade said, through a clenched jaw.

 

“But Erena is not even nine months along yet...won’t there be risks?” Gai asked.

 

“Risks to the child, and her. But unless we can control the seal, we have no other option.”

 

“If we could suppress the seal, even temporarily, would that increase the odds?” Itachi asked.

 

“If that was possible. It would give us time to prepare both, but my recommendation would still stand.”

 

I looked to Itachi and nodded, but didn’t trust myself to speak.

 

“Erena devised a chakra drain seal- it works to siphon chakra. She believes she has managed to program it to specifically seek the frequency of the cursed seal- Orochimaru’s chakra, but it will likely drain her chakra too.”

 

“Which will result in severe chakra exhaustion...it will increase the risks for her,” Yumi interjected.

 

Itachi nodded. “She was aware.”

 

“Is there no other option?” Gai asked.

 

Tsunade considered. “The chakra drain has the best odds. It would be safer for the child. Either way, there are no guarantees. This is uncharted territory.”

 

I looked to Gai. “We need to do it.”

 

He came over and stroked my head. “I have faith in you. I believe you can do this. Don’t prove me wrong.”

 

“Not planning to,” I tried to smile at him, and turned to Tsunade and nodded.

 

Tsunade opened the door and barked out orders to the people outside, and Itachi handed her the scroll I had given him.

 

“How does this work?”

 

“Place it on her chest and activate it. The drain will begin immediately. It will deactivate itself when at capacity,” Itachi said. While he didn’t know fuuinjutsu, I informed him of the mechanisms of this.

 

“Good luck, brat,” she said, before activating the seal.

 

I immediately blacked out.


 

“Erena? Erena?”

 

I heard my name but I couldn’t summon the energy to move. I felt fuzzy and heavy.

 

“Erena, can you open your eyes for me?”

 

Why did they keep talking to me. I was sleeping. Leave me alone.

 

“Erena, open your eyes for me, please. Nap time is over.”

 

I didn’t want to, but they were being annoying. The room was too bright and I couldn’t handle it so I clamped my eyes closed again.

 

“Nice try,” the voice said sarcastically. “Keep them open this time.”

 

I now recognised the voice as Yumi. Why was he in my room?

 

“Don’t be stubborn. Wake up or I’ll send Gai and your son away.”

 

And like that everything came flooding back. My eyes snapped open and my heart quickened...I knew that because I could hear it from the monitor.

 

“Calm down.”

 

I wanted to sit up but I couldn’t. Even turning my head was difficult, but I found a smiling Gai sitting to my side.

 

“What-?” I managed to croak.

 

“You’ve been unconscious for about a week,” Yumi said from my other side. “You had such severe chakra exhaustion your heart stopped during the surgery. It’ll take a while for your reserves to refill, but it’s getting there.”

 

“Where?” I didn’t care about me right now.

 

“He’s over here,” Gai said, and I swivelled my head over to him.

 

In his arms lay a bundle, and I could just make out a tiny face with black hair. He was sleeping and looked relaxed.

 

“Huh.” Was all I managed to say, and smiled.

 

I was so fucking glad I was too tired to cry.

Notes:

The Child of Youth has arrived!

I spent a lot of time battling with this chapter and I rewrote the whole thing at least twice. I hope you enjoy!
As per usual, more explanations next chapter...I have a few more things to do before the end of the arc!

Chapter 54: Illuminate arc: part 12

Notes:

Slightly fluffy chapter ahead, but some other developments also!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I knew there was not much that can freak out Maito Gai, but having your expectations crumble was one of them. From everything he had read, parenthood was supposed to be hard and he was prepared.

 

Screaming children, sleepless nights and tears of frustration...he had none of that. Shinai was a dream. He was quiet, except for little mumbles, and there was never an issue. It kind of freaked Gai out a little bit, and he had him checked numerous times to ensure he was okay. Each time he was given a clean bill of health, and Gai was told to stop panicking.

 

Gai didn’t want to tell me of his concerns until I was discharged after a couple of weeks. And when he did I wasn’t overly concerned. “Maybe he’s just content.”

 

“What do you mean? Crying is a normal communication process for children.”

 

I shrugged. “I didn’t cry much. My mother was attentive, I was cared for. Crying was unnecessary effort...I’m guessing you have everything on schedule and you’ve not left him dirty for more than a few minutes?”

 

“Of course,” he frowned.

 

“Then your fine.”

 

“But Erena...it’s not normal. In the Springtime of Youth he should be LOUD and demanding. Babies cannot comprehend things as you describe.”

 

“I did...Count your blessings...lets enjoy the quiet while we can. I suspect it isn’t going to last.”

 

While I tried to play it off, inside I was suspicious. Once I could be sure that Shinai could hear, I also started to say things in other languages that I remembered from my last life. It was hard growing up knowing things I shouldn’t, and I did not want the same for my son. Thankfully, he didn’t respond to anything. I even took him to Inoichi who, once he got over cooing over him, did a quick mind walk at my request. He confirmed there was no trace of any obvious reincarnation, but his minds structure showed similarities to mine but wasn’t as defined...after this I warned Gai we had a child with a freaky brain. At this confirmation, his worries were forgotten and he was thrilled.

 

“Yosh! He shall be a Youthful Prodigy!”

 

Does he not remember all the crap I’ve gotten myself into? Seriously?

 

Sadly, as soon as I was fully recovered, Gai was put back on missions. I think several people were more than a little concerned about my capabilities as a mother as I had more visitors when I was alone than I did over the last few months. Yoshino in particular was a constant in the house, but I think that was more out of her showing support than anything else. After that, Itachi, Shikaku and Shikamaru were taking the role of doting uncles, and Shikamaru even admitted that he was impressed at how untroublesome my son was.

 

“Are you sure he’s yours?” I smacked him on the head, hard.

 

Once, when he was three months old, I was out taking a walk with him strapped to my chest, when I bumped into Kakashi. Kakashi had made himself scarce since Shinai was born, and it was something that seemed to upset Gai slightly. It didn’t surprise me in the least, but as he was one of Gai’s closest friends, it wasn’t fair on him.

 

I marched up to him, handed Shinai to him, and stood with my hands on my hips and glared.

 

“Man the fuck up, Hatake.”

 

He looked like a deer caught in the headlights and was staring at Shinai, eye wide. And with that I turned around and walked away, leaving my son with him...probably not the best parenting move, but if Kakashi should keep his chaotic genin team alive, he could manage with a unproblematic child for half an hour.

 

When I found him half an hour later, they were both lying on the grass in the park. They looked asleep, but Kakashi was very much alert.

 

“Mah, why did you do that to me?” He drawled, peeking through his eye.

 

“You’re a goddamn coward. And because Gai wants you to be his godfather...I told him he was insane but what Gai wants Gai gets.” I sat down next to him and cradled Shinai in my arms.

 

“Godfather?” He seemed surprised.

 

“Yes, I know. Shocking, but he seemed set.”

 

“Wouldn’t you rather have one of your Uchiha?”

 

“Absolutely not. There are many reasons why that is never going to happen and they know it.”

 

“Shikamaru?”

 

“He’s already cursing me for going on maternity and him being made the Hokage’s aide...could you image what he’d do if I gave him extra responsibility?”

 

Since I had left, Itachi had approached Shika to become his official aide...it was a long time coming. I suspect if I hadn’t taken up my post prior, it would have happened sooner. Despite his complaints, I actually think he liked it. He still had missions with his team, but otherwise enjoyed the desk job. And Itachi thought he was very competent...he was thinking of making him an ambassador for Suna soon, which would fry his lazy little brain.

 

“But what if I decline?” Kakashi said eventually.

 

“You wouldn’t dare. I’d have your balls in a vice. I’m not dealing with an angsty Gai - it would break his heart.” And I wasn’t over exaggerating in the slightest.

 

“Do I have to?” He whined.

 

“Yes. And I expect you to babysit...if it makes you feel better, he’s as quiet as a mouse. Say hello to Konohas next little prodigy.”

 

“I can already feel my future headache,” he groaned and dramatically flopped to the ground again.

 

“You and me both.”

 


 

 

While Shinai didn’t exactly progress at the same pace as I did, he was a goddamn masterpiece.

 

He was crawling quicker than I did- I’m guessing that was Gai’s influence on his genetics. I had to make sure everything was out of reach and the floors were clear.

 

He couldn’t talk, but could communicate easily enough...or at least I thought so. He gave subtle eye gestures, and flopped around in certain ways depending what the problem was. Once, when I wasn’t quick enough at changing him, he had a tiny tantrum which included scrunching his face up and gurgling. It was probably the cutest thing I ever saw.

 

Gai didn’t quite catch on as quick, but he got there. It also became clear Gai and I had very different roles for Shinai. I was the caregiver, and Gai was the fun...I couldn’t argue, really.

 

Whenever Gai was home, Shinai’s eyes lit up and he would gesture for certain things. He loved it when Gai read to him, and when Gai took him out for runs with him strapped to his chest. Many people had now seen Gai running around with a baby on him, and rumours started to circulate. Not many knew that Gai had a girlfriend, but having someone willing to reproduce with him? She must be insane...anyone that knew didn’t correct them (and some confirmed it).

 

We were out at a park having a picnic. I was giving TenTen a little tutorial on the grass while Gai and Lee were throwing a six month old Shinai between them. The giggles were more than a little audible. When they started increasing the heights thrown, I heard a gasp of a group of civilians.

 

“Look at what they are doing to that child! That is so dangerous! Where is the mother?”

 

“Those shinobi can get so out of hand! How irresponsible!”

 

I glared at them before looking to Gai.

 

“Gai! Stop what you’re doing this instant!” I shouted over. He caught Shinai safely and looked at me with concern like I had caught him doing something bad. The civilians looked at the exchange with smugly.

 

“Erena? I’m sorry -“

 

“Seriously? I’m disappointed. What kind of Youthful display is that? You can get him higher and you know it!”

 

I heard a giggle from Shinai in agreement. I grinned at Gai and he turned to Lee.

 

“Yosh! Come Lee! We cannot disappoint!”

 

I turned to the civilians. “The mother is plenty responsible, thank you.”

 

They gasped in shock before turning away.

 

“You really don’t mind what they say?” TenTen asked.

 

“Couldn’t give a flying fuck,” I confirmed. “The day Gai can’t catch Shinai is the day he retires as a shinobi, and we both know that will never happen anytime soon.”

 


 

 

By the time he was six months old, I decided to start doing bits of work again. Gai never expected me to take on a role as a stay at home mother, which is another reason why I loved him. He knew what I would and wouldn’t be wiling to do and supported me.

 

Shinai was a sponge for knowledge, and usually well behaved when Gai wasn’t around. On days where I couldn’t easily get a babysitter, I took him with me. Itachi did not mind in the slightest, and would often take him off my hands. It wasn’t uncommon to find them in the Hokage office stamping paper or Itachi attempting to teach him things.

 

A few times Izumi came by to spend lunch with Itachi and they kidnapped Shinai without my knowledge...They were lucky I trusted them. Once, childless and Itachi also missing, Fugaku came by to find Itachi only to find me instead.

 

“Hello Erena,” he said gruffly. “Do you know where I might find Itachi? I have a small matter to discuss.”

 

“He and Izumi have played child snatcher. They’ll probably be back soon.”

 

“Child snatcher?” He asked, concerned.

 

“Shinai...I don’t know where they go, but always come back looking incredibly pleased.”

 

“I see...” He settled into a chair. “I have not met your son yet.”

 

I glanced at him. “I haven’t see you?” Even Mikoto had been to visit more than a couple of times. I was a little bit hurt by it, since I actually viewed Fugaku as a somewhat uncle-like figure in my life, but I had other things to worry about.

 

“I apologise, I have been busy,” he said. I called bullshit but whatever.

 

“Well, you know where to find me,” I said casually, going back to my papers.

 

He cleared his throat. “I had heard there were...complications with his birth due to the cursed seals?”

 

“Minor complications. It all worked out well in the end.”

 

“I am not sure I would call dying a minor complication.”

 

I brought my eyes up to meet him. “Perhaps not, but it happened. We’re both fine and came out unscathed. The suppression seals are back in place, and unlikely to break unless I have another child...which is likely not going to happen.”

 

Gai and I had already had a very very serious chat about that and it was a firm no from me. He also firmly agree’d. We had Shinai, and he was more than enough.

 

“That sounds wise,” he replied. “I was still saddened to hear of what had occurred.”

 

I narrowed my eyes. “Fugaku...I haven’t seen you in six months. That doesn’t sound that sad.”

 

He cleared his throat again. “As I said, I have been busy.”

 

“Sure...” I was about the call him out on his bullshit when Itachi walked in with Shinai and Izumi. Itachi was holding Shinai, who was attempting to pull down a piece of hair from his face. When he saw me he immediately changed his focus and made grabbing motion towards me.

 

“Needy little gremlin,” I said fondly, and took him from Itachi. “I hope he wasn’t too much trouble.”

 

“Of course not...but he does have a bit of an obsession with egg.”

 

“He asked for an omelette?” He would often point to the things he wanted now.

 

“Yes...”

 

“And tried to wear it as a hat?”

 

“Well, yes.”

 

“Standard. Just be lucky he didn’t ask for jello.” At the word his eyes lit up and looked to me. “Maybe later.” I picked a piece of egg out of his hair that Itachi obviously missed. “Troublesome.”

 

He let out a giggle and smacked my nose. He had a mild obsession with noses.

 

“He seems...remarkably advanced,” Fugaku said, looking at us.

 

I smiled. “Two peas in a pod...God help us all when he can walk and talk.”

 

Izumi giggled. “I think he‘s hilarious.”

 

“Feel free to kidnap him any time you want. I get a lot more done...On that note, can you keep Gai back from missions next month?” I asked Itachi, he frowned.

 

“Why?”

 

“You’ve got the Daimyo coming for a visit.”

 

He paled. “What? How do you know? I haven’t received any communication.”

 

“Then I guess it’s a surprise. Better start preparations, hm?” Aiya, the Daimyos chief sokushitsu, had wrote me to inform me of her visiting. She didn’t say what for, but only that the Daimyo would be arriving with a small entourage and that she expected me to make myself available for the course of her visit. She was a powerful ally to have, so I couldn’t really decline.

 

Itachi sighed. “I am overdue a visit...at least I have full forewarning.”

 

The next month was a flurry of Itachi getting ready for a state visit, while trying to keep it on the down low. As I explained my likely babysitting duties, he withdrew Gai from any missions for the week she was likely to be here so he could look after Shinai. Gai didn’t mind in the least.

 

The Daimyo arrived, giving a full two days official warning. When he arrived, he seemed incredibly impressed with the state of things. He was an arrogant man, but not a total asshole like some of the other Daimyo.

 

“Now, as my wife is with child she was unable to make the journey,” It would be his fourth child, so any excitement had worn off. “Aiya will require female companionship while we deal with affairs. I trust that will be no problem?”

 

Itachi smiled. “My colleague Erena is at her disposal for as long as required.”

 

I stood forward and bowed, and he judged me. “Ah, I believe I have heard your name before. Are you in correspondence with Aiya?”

 

I wanted to snort. There was no way she would tell him about me. I guessed someone had been intercepting her letters.

 

“I am, sir. We met long ago when I was visiting the capital. We became fast friends.”

 

He nodded. “You are civilian or shinobi?”

 

“Civilian, sir. However my family are shinobi. I grew up a ward of the Nara clan.”

 

This seemed to please him. As a civilian I was no threat, and the Nara clan had a good reputation.

 

“Then this is acceptable. She is already at the accommodations. I trust you will head there promptly.”

 

I bowed and retreated backwards before escaping. I did not envy Itachi for having to deal with this bullshit.

 

The State residences weren’t too far from the Tower and Hokage residences. They were there for exactly these types of visits and otherwise rarely used. They were heavily fortified, and easily guarded - must less of a security threat than a hotel.

 

When I approached, I was immediately let in without question- the ANBU and guards at the gate had been informed my appearance would be likely.

 

I was taken up to one fo the guest suites. Once the door was opened, a tall, slim and heavily dressed person ran at me.

 

“Erena!”

 

Aiya was one of the most beautiful people you would ever meet. Everything about her was perfect and symmetrical, and every inch of her appearance was polished. I had only ever seen her in the most expensive of kimono and she treated every day like a fashion show. She was bubbly and had an adaptive personality -I don’t think anyone actually saw the real her. Despite the fact she came across as a bit ditsy most of the time, she was anything but.

 

The Daimyo was absolutely obsessed with her, and she was heavy competition in the court. His wife never cared because she declared never to have children, and thus removed a lot of possible friction. The wife even grew to like her, and when a wife likes a concubine, you don’t get in the way.

 

We had met when I was on a spying mission for the Akatsuki. She spotted me as an unknown immediately, and took an interest. She knew everyone at court and knew I wasn’t supposed to be there. Instead of reporting me, she approached me and after a brief discussion, declared me a friend and asked me to teach her some tricks in exchange for the information I was seeking...I had never had anyone make me before, and I vowed not to make her my enemy. Had she been shinobi, she’d have been a force to be reckoned with.

 

I hugged her hard and looked at her. “Aiya. How do you never age? I swear you could sell your secrets and make a fortune!”

 

“It’s amazing what money can buy,” her laugh tinkled like bells. “You don’t want to know what I have to go through!”

 

“I swear you do more training and upkeep than most shinobi.”

 

“And don’t forget the stretching.” She wiggled her eyebrows at me.

 

“You are a little minx.” I laughed and swatted her away.

 

“Of course! Now, I’ve been waiting for ages to finally see you! I want you to show me around!”

 

As she demanded, I played a tour guide for her. She received a lot of stares from the public. It was clear she was nobility, and almost everyone knew of the Daimyos visit by now. When we walked past one of the rougher shinobi bars (usually dedicated to ANBU and Jounin), she demanded we enter.

 

“Aiya, is that wise? And really, I can find you a much nicer venue than this.”

 

“Nonsense! Let’s go.”

 

Thankfully the bar was empty, with it being reasonably early. I found us a table in the corner, hoping to reduce her exposure. She was incredibly carefree, and didn’t manage to get out in the capital. When she visited other places, she took advantage of the new areas. The Daimyo didn’t mind as long as she was there for him when he returned.

 

She demanded the most expensive sake they had, and pouted at me when I return with a bottle, one cup and a glass of water for me.

 

“Not drinking on duty. Sorry to be such a killjoy.”

 

“This just won’t do! What happened to fun Erena?”

 

“I’m still plenty fun.”

 

“Nonsense. Get another cup.” I sighed and asked for one at the bar...I had no intention of drinking, but with some quick slight of hand I would fill it with water and keep her happy.

 

She spent the next hour or so gossiping about the capital and asking for my two cents on handling certain issues. She even asked about some of the Daimyo’s concerns- clearly looking to keep in his good graces with helpful advice.

 

Slowly the bar became a little more full, and several people were looking at us with interest. I found it surprising that not only was Aiya being ogled, but so was I. It wasn’t a common occurrence. Maybe it was the boobs? They had grown since Shinai came on the scene.

 

“Hello ladies, what are two pretty little civilians doing in a place like this?” A well groomed pretty boy came over. He was a Jounin placed in logistics, with more than one report of harassment. I remembered his file.

 

“Sorry, Tiro. But you’re barking up the wrong tree. Goodbye,” I said dismissively.

 

He blinked. “Have we met?” He seemed confused.

 

“Royama Tiro, aged thirty. Jounin, stats count twenty three, moderate skill in storage seals, otherwise kenjutsu focus. Desk job in logistics for last two years following multiple unproven complaints of sexual harassment in the field...I would advise you to step away or I will make you. You will see how this civilian copes in a ‘place like this’.”

 

He seemed taken aback, but had enough survival instincts to retreat. Aiya looked thrilled.

 

“Oh, that was brilliant! Do that again!” She clapped.

 

I made her pick two others. Thankfully she didn’t pick ANBU or it would have been much less impressive. I made sure to keep any confidential information out - I only declared Tiro’s harassment as a way to embarrass him.

 

“Oh, what about them!” She pointed to two newcomers. Fucking Kakashi and Gai. With Shinai in tow. “They brought a baby to a bar? I never knew shinobi were so relaxed!” She looked thrilled.

 

“Fucking assholes...”I muttered under my breath. I didn’t know if they were here on purpose or not as neither had seemed to clock me. “That baby is mine, and I may be killing his father very soon.”

 

Several members of the bar had now changed their focus and were openly staring at the duo. Gai had Shinai strapped to his chest and Kakashi ordered drinks for them both. Thankfully nothing strong or there would be serious hell to pay.

 

“That is your baby?” Aiya looked shocked, looking between him and me. “But you aren’t married? Or did you not tell me?”

 

“Not married.” I confirmed. God, I wished it was sake in my cup right now.

 

“How scandalous!” She looked even more excited. “And the one in green, he’s the father?”

 

“Unfortunately.”

 

“Get them over here! I want to meet them!” She was beaming and practically bouncing in her seats. To an outlier, she might seem drunk, but this was just her default setting.

 

I turned my head and stared at the duo. Kakashi was the first to notice and his eye widened before nudging Gai and speaking to him. Gai turned around saw me and beamed. I gestured for them to join us.

 

“Erena and her elegant companion! How Youthful that we are here together!” He gave me a peck on my cheek. “I am Maito Gai, Konoha’s Sublime Green Beast of Prey, and this is Maito Shinai, my Youthful son! We are pleased to meet you!”

 

Aiya held out her hand in greeting, which he took and kissed. Fuck, he was a smooth prick. “I am Aiya, and the pleasure is all mine...oh Erena, he is prefect!”

And by perfect, she meant perfectly entertaining.

 

“Mmmm...” I said, giving him side eye.

 

“And my rival here is Hatake Kakashi! He is also a friend and Shinai’s godson.”

 

Kakashi raised his hand in a small wave. “Yo.”

 

I took Shinai who was staring at me - he clearly wanted my attention.

 

“And pray tell, why is Shinai in a bar...and this bar, specifically?” Shinai was pulling at my hair, which took me forever to do. He would know, as he watched the whole process. “No, sweetheart. No touchy.” He screwed his face up in disagreement and continued to try and pull a strand out. He had a habit of wanting everything in disarray, and clearly hair my fit the bill.

 

“A complete coincidence, I assure you!” Bull-shit. Gai couldn’t lie for shit.

 

“Well, next time you coincidentally come to a bar, perhaps find alternative care for Shinai?” As I talked, I watched as Kakashi picked up my sake cup, sniff and down it. He gave me a small eye smile before making quick eye contact with Gai. I could feel my anger building- they had totally been checking up on me.

 

“I’m very sorry, Aiya, but I have to bring this evening to a close. I’ll walk you back to the residence...then I am going to brutally murder these two, and hide the corpses so well no one will ever find them...I’ll come and get you in the morning?”

 

She grinned. “You are probably right, I should return before my love does...well, gentlemen. It is a pleasure to meet you three. I hope you escape Erena’s clutches, but she does have a fearsome reputation!” She grinned and bowed to them, which they returned. I even watched Shinai try and mimic with a little nod. It was enough to almost break my anger.

 

As we walked out the door, I sent Gai and Kakashi a look and a slashing motion over my neck. Gai looked completely unashamed.

 

As we walked back, Aiya couldn’t help talk about how interesting Konoha was, and thoroughly approved of my eccentric choice of partner.

 

“But you with a child! It’s extraordinary! What happened to the little spitfire who was castrating child molesters and stealing information across the land?”

 

“She’s still here...I’ve just channelled the energy elsewhere. I can’t say I’m upset.”

 

“As long as you keep things interesting...I can’t abide by dull friends!”

 

“Dull will never be a word to describe me.”

 

“Thank goodness! Well, thank you for the pleasurable evening, will we see you for the state breakfast tomorrow?”

 

“Likely, unless I’m being held by T and I for murder.”

 

She laughed her little bell laugh again. “Oh, as if you would be caught!”

 

I grinned. This was why I liked her.

 


 

 

When I got home I let rip on Gai for meddling. I still had a job and he very nearly embarrassed me in front of a friend. He spent the whole time grinning at me, and it was nearly enough to send me over the edge. I was close to going from irate to goddamn nuclear until he interrupted me.

 

“I apologise for being there, Erena. But it was not my idea.”

 

“Seriously? You are going to blame Kakashi now?”

 

“Not at all,” he was still grinning. “It was Shinai.”

 

“He’s fucking seven months old. Don’t be a fucking idiot.”

 

“Mama?”

 

I stopped and turned to him. “Excuse me?”

 

“Mama!” He giggled and made his up motion to me.

 

I looked to Gai, all anger forgotten. “He spoke?”

 

“Our youthful sons first word was to ask for you! Who am I to deny him such a request.”

 

I sighed. “You are so fucking lucky...” I stopped. “Shit...I’m going to have to watch my language now.”


 

The Daimyo’s visit came and went quickly. I managed to find lots of tasks to keep Aiya entertained. Despite her initial interest in Gai, she actually cared very little. And cared even less about Shinai. She was a very selfish creature, but she was honest about it. As long as she wasn’t bored, she was as happy as a pig in shit.

 

Itachi seemed pleased, even if he was exhausted. So was I. I’d take a precocious seven month old over a demanding twenty-something year old any day. I could sleep for a week.

 

But unfortunately for me, said seven month old had started standing, and was very close to attempting walking. His vocabulary was also expanding daily. I started to have an extreme amount of sympathy for my mother for having to deal with me. Shikaku found it hilarious.

 

“After all the stress you caused your mother, I’m glad you are getting a taste of it. She loved you, but you were exhausting.”

 

“Why couldn’t he be normal?” I whined. “I read all about day time naps and snuggles on the bed, but no...I get a tiny hyperactive monster who loves mess. I swear he does it just to watch me clean up after him, like it’s a fucking game.”

 

When Gai was home he seemed settled, but then I was left with almost tantrum-like behaviour. It started with a habit of taking things out of boxes, pulling my hair out of place, pouring milk on the floor and messing up food on his dinner plate...now he was going into cupboards and pulling things out, finding my sealing ink and tipping the contents on the floor, and he managed to somehow get into the rice container and get rice...everywhere. Not even just the kitchen. The hallway, the dining room, the livingroom. A few days later I was still finding grains places.

 

“Maybe he’s bored?”

 

“How? We play constantly, I read to him all the time, I’ve made everything into a game. I’ve read many books on childhood development, and I don’t know what else to do.”

 

“Maybe that’s the problem...you’re treating him too much like a child? I learned very fast that was the wrong thing with you. You were a terror to people who you thought were underestimating you.”

 

I blinked. “Shikaku. You’re a goddamn genius.”

 

He chuckled. “You know? I think that’s the first time you’ve actually fully complimented my intelligence.”

 

“You hide it so well under all that surliness.”

 

At lunchtime, I sat down and had a frank chat with Shinai.

 

“Listen here, sweetheart. See this whole mess making?” I pointed to his hands that were all covered in food. “It needs to stop. You’ve got two options. One, I buy a pen and secure you in there like a dog.” I watched as his eyes widened in understanding. “Or two, you tell me what you want to do. If it’s inappropriate, we’ll find an alternative that works. You’re making me stressed, and it’s not fair when I’m trying my best.”

 

“Dada?” He asked.

 

I shook my head. “Your father is a busy man and on a mission right now. I’d love to bring him back, but it’s not possible.”

 

He screwed up his face in contemplation. “Dada.” And he made a wriggling, punching action.

 

I blinked. “Daddy? Like, training?” He made a happy squealing noise. “I hope you mean watching.” I watched as his eyes lit up.

 

“Weird, but fine. Finish your food and we’ll go annoy some people.”

 

As promised, we went out to the training grounds after lunch. I tried to feel chakra to find people I knew but it was difficult. Eventually, in one of the smaller training grounds, I happened across team Kurenai having a training session. I waved over to Kurenai and she returned.

 

“Erena! I’ve haven’t seen you in a while,” she said. “And this must be your son...he looks just like Gai!”

 

I laughed. “Don’t I know it, he doesn’t let me forget” Gai was very proud of his little clone (well, second clone). He was just like him, except the eyes. He definitely had the Nara eyes.

 

“What are you going all the way out here?” she asked. “You looking for someone?”

 

“Well...not really. Shinai wanted to watch people train...would you mind? My house is getting destroyed.”

 

“Your...baby wants to watch people train?” She looked confused.

 

Shinai proceeded to do little punching motions, and I shrugged. Kurenai’s eyes widened.

 

“Maito Gai’s child, what you gonna do?” I said, defeated.

 

“Should I be scared?” She asked.

 

“Probably.” I was mainly scared for my sanity at this point.

 

Hinata, Kiba and Shino all came over to say hello. Hinata was immediately taken with Shinai and asked to hold him. I was more than happy to hand him over, but warned her to watch her hair...he had met Neji several times, and enjoyed tugging at the dangling locks. Despite the obvious annoyance, he never once said anything.

 

At they restarted their training, both Shinai and I watched. He seemed particularly interested in Akamaru...I’d have to remember and ask Kakashi to summon one of the more placid ninken. He simply seemed happy watching them, but I could feel him getting tired in my arms.

 

When he was asleep, I decided I was done too, and thanked Kurenai and her team. I couldn’t help but leave a few pointers for some things I observed.

 

I was only just back at the house, when an unwelcomed black-clothed visitor arrived. I heard a knock at the back door, and found an ANBU standing outside. I smirked - the house was heavily fortified with seals so you couldn’t enter without permission, or without already being keyed in. For an ANBU having to knock, it must have been a real blow to the ego.

 

“Hokage-sama summons you to T and I immediately.”

 

I rose my eyebrows in surprise. I hadn’t received a summons like this...ever.

 

“T and I? Well, okay. I’ll need to drop off Shinai first and-“

 

“My instructions are to take you there without delay.”

 

For a moment my mind went blank. He was either suggesting that I leave Shinai here, or take a baby to T and I...neither option was advisable by any means. If Itachi had demanded it, then something big must be going down.

 

I grabbed my bag and a still snoozing Shinai and exited the door. While I walked to T and I, the ANBU made himself scarce. When I entered the building, I was directed to the interrogation and observation area. In the side room, I found Itachi and Ibiki...who stopped their conversation when they saw me.

 

“You brought your child to an interrogation?” Morino asked, genuinely shocked...and maybe a little scared? Huh. I mentally catalogued this to play with later.

 

Itachi frowned at me. “Why is Shinai here?”

 

I let out a frustrated breath. “Because you sent an ANBU demanding my immediate presence? He wouldn’t even let me drop him off with Yoshino.”

 

Itachi ran his hand across his face. “He’s new...he took my instruction too literal...If you want to take him to her, we can wait.”

 

“Screw that, I’m here now. He’s fast asleep...what did you need me for? The sooner this is over with, the sooner I can go home.” I definitely wasn’t winning mother of the year award at this rate, but it’s not like he’d actually see anything.

 

Itachi proceeded to tell me their dilemma...From my investigation into a possible information leak to Orochimaru, they had narrowed the spy down to one person. Unfortunately, he was a ‘travelling musician’, but had return to Konoha as part of his rounds.They had apprehended him as he entered the village, and had attempted to interrogate him, but were getting no where. Ibiki couldn’t manage to get a read on him, as he was apparently suffering from substance abuse.

 

“And I’m here because?” I asked.

 

“We’d prefer someone else to attempt interrogation before subjecting him to a mind walk. He claims he is simple a musician, and has connections with several nobles. If we mind walk him and we are incorrect, it may prove a political disaster,” Itachi said.

 

“Again, why me? This isn’t my forte.”

 

“I’ve seen you in action. Your approach is admirable,” Morino said to me.

 

“Well, shucks,” I said, in faux embarrassment. “When you put it that way...” I thrust Shinai at Morino who had to hold him- I was totally right about the fear thing. Morino was deathly afraid of babies. I grinned in pleasure at this expression, and Itachi took him immediately out of Morino’s arms and gave me a dry look.

 

“What?” I asked, still grinning. “You brought me to T and I...I’m about to do the interrogation part of it, so might as well add in a little torture?”

 

“Shinai is not a torture device.”

 

I shrugged. “That’s exactly what babies are...tiny little torturers.”

 

“Erena, he doesn’t even cry. I’m not buying that.”

 

“You have no idea the crap he gets up to. I’m still finding rice in my underwear drawer and there’s an inky footprint on the wall I can’t get out. I don’t even know how he even managed that!”

 

“Erena.”

 

If that wasn’t someone dismissing a topic, I didn’t know what was. I rolled by eyes, then went into my bag to pull out one of the appearance modifiers I kept there...I carried around a supply of useful things, you never knew when you’d need it.

 

“Previous interview transcripts?” I asked, and was supplied. I quickly scanned them before applying the modifier and entering the room- they would likely monitor from another area.

 

“Hello, are you Poncho?” I asked the man, putting on a high pitched girly voice. The man in question was in his thirties, but looked older. He had lidded, half closed eyes and a very relaxed atmosphere about him- he was almost swaying as he say. He was flamboyantly dressed, with well calloused hands. “I’m Suri. I’m with Konoha’s Arts Association. I heard what happened and I’m so sorry! We are getting this whole mess cleared up at once!”

 

I watched his reaction carefully, drinking it in. “That is so very kind of you, Suri. This place is so lifeless. The energy here is so dark. The sooner I can be out performing the better,” he practically slurred. He sounded like a total hippy but it didn’t sound right coming from his lips for some reason.

 

“Oh, absolutely. I just don’t understand how such a mistake could have happened! To think you were a spy for that devil Orochimaru!”

 

He shrugged slowly. “Don’t you worry, beautiful one. Things will be righted.”

 

At this moment I decided to remove my Appearance Modifier and gauge his reaction. He didn’t move at inch and watched me carefully. I smirked.

 

“Thank you for your compliance.”

 

I walked out to the observation room. Shinai was now awake and looking at me with interest.

 

“Arrange your mind walk, he’s a spy.”

 

Itachi looked confused. “He didn’t say anything to you.”

 

Marino smirked. “He didn’t need to, his body language did enough.”

 

“Exactly...even for a moment, he looked smug and victorious when he thought he was getting away with it. And when Orochimaru was mentioned, instead of hatred or even apathy, it was admiration. When I removed my tag, he recognised my face and was immediately interested...he’s a spy.”

 

“Mama?” Shinai made motion towards me. I took him from Itachi’s arms and he started touching my face, face screwed up. I laughed. “Face?”

 

“Oh did you watch?”

 

He squeezed my nose then looked right at me. “Again!”

 

I groaned. “Why do I have a feeling this will be a new favourite game of yours? Fine, but we wait until we’re home. I’d prefer to get out of here as soon as possible.”

 

Itachi smirked. “Who would have thought your spy tricks would be degraded to the entertaining of children?”

 

“Hey, if it keeps my house intact I’m all for it. He’s destructive when he’s bored. We’ve reached a new agreement - no more mess, and if he wants to do something he’ll just ask. It’s only day one, but we’ll see how it lasts.”

 

“It’s a baby. Babies don’t have that type of understanding and perception. They’re just useless creatures,” Ibiki said with a sneer. Shinai responded by blowing raspberries in his direction. He looked a little startled, and both Itachi and I laughed.

 

I poked Shinai’s nose. “Sadly not this one...Itachi, come by later? I have something else to discuss, but in private if that’s okay?”

 

He nodded. “Of course. And thank you for coming.”

 

I snorted. “Like I had a choice? In future, give your ANBU clearer messages, or at least send one capable of independent thought.”

 

As we left the building, Shinai watched everything around us, curiosity obvious. It was his first time in any kind of shinobi building, outside of the homely looking Hokage tower.

 

It was clear already that Shinai was not destined for a civilian life...he was far too enthralled with his father to even dream of it. Thankfully, as far as role models go, Gai was a pretty good pick. If he had even a fraction of Gai’s kindness, he’d end up a good man...but I was going to have to have a word about the spandex. If Gai thought he was getting my child into the godforsaken onesie before graduation, he had another thing coming.

 

It did make me a little jealous that I clearly wasn’t the favourite parent, but I was fine with it. Shinai still looked at me with love, so it was difficult not to. He took after me in so any other ways, so I was happy for Gai to be his idol.

 

When we were home, I showed Shinai a couple of the other Appearance Modifiers, which he found horribly entertaining. After he went for a nap, I put into my head to make a few more ‘fun’ ones...different colour skin, clown faces, monsters. Completely useless for their original purposes but good to pique a child’s curiosity.

 

The door opened and Itachi entered when I was in the livingroom trying one out- green skin with very dramatic features. He stopped in his tracks.

 

“New look? Definite improvement already.”

 

“Ha ha, so funny,” I drawled and removed it. “Tea?”

 

Itachi sat down and looked at my pile of seals littered around. “Planning to create a monster army?” He asked.

 

“No, just keep a little monster entertained. It’s hard work. He’s hard work.”

 

“He’s not that bad Erena. He’s just inquisitive.”

 

“I know, but dealing with it every minute of the day is mentally exhausting. I feel like my brain is turning into mush...I love him but I can’t wait for the peace when Gai is home.”

 

Itachi frowned and looked at me with concern. “Just ask for more help?”

 

“And have people judge me more? I knew everyone thought I would be incapable at the beginning, and needed supervision - and don’t try to deny it, you were one of them. Coming back to work, even if only a little, has made certain people look at me like a bad mother. I’ve done my best, and to throw in the towel now would be like admitting defeat. I can manage.”

 

“Erena, everyone can see you are a good mother. No one would say otherwise, but asking for help is not admitting defeat.”

 

I shook my head. “Look, it’s fine...but this isn’t what I wanted to speak to you about...How far have you gotten on re-establishing a spy network?”

 

“Ah. Not very. Unfortunately other things took priority,” he replied. He was still looking at me with worry - had a feeling I’d have to return to the other topic later.

 

“This thing with Orochimaru...aren’t you tired of just reacting? I’ve said this before, but one of the only things Danzo ever done right was the establishment of a spy network. It would keep us informed of threats so we can act accordingly and in advance. Be proactive. Just look at the Daimyo’s visit - and that was only because I keep in touch with a friend.”

 

“I understand the use of a network, but the intricacies of setting one up to that extent would take months...years. I don’t have anyone with the knowledge who can set one up as well as you.”

 

I thought for a minute. “Then use me. I can set it up, train others to go into the field. I know a few of the infiltration corp miss the lifestyle of their previous life - they would assist in a heartbeat. I might have to reestablish a few contacts myself, but I could easily set up the basics within six months, and it would only grow from there.”

 

“I can’t ask you to do that Erena, not when you are so busy already. Besides, you are retired...you didn’t hesitate when the offer was put to you. I won’t take it back now.”

 

“It was my choice to retire and it can be my choice to unretire, Itachi...and besides, I don’t want to be a field kunoichi and go on actual missions. I can remain a civilian officially while I do this.”

 

“But it’s too dangerous for you, Erena. What if the Akatsuki find out?”

 

I shrugged. “Then let them? Eventually they are going to find out I’m not exactly on their side anymore. It’s not like I’d ever leave Konoha in my own face, and I’m good at hiding my tracks-you guys couldn’t find me for years until I started to slip up.”

 

“But what about Shinai?”

 

“All I’d ask is that Gai was home when I went out. I’d keep my visits short, likely no more than two weeks at a time. And it wouldn’t be often, especially if I train others...If I wasn’t your friend, Itachi, would we be having this argument?”

 

He let out a breath. “No, we wouldn’t...but I still don’t like it.”

 

“You’ll get over it. So?”

 

He clenched his teeth. “The idea has merit...but the moment there is even the hint of danger, you are being pulled, is that understood.”

 

“Of course.” I wasn’t a masochist...much.

 

I began my preparations almost immediately. Itachi informed the council I was no longer officially retired, but to everyone else I was. Shikaku seemed a little disappointed in me, but could see the benefit. Inoichi actually seemed excited to be working with me on official matters, as I would be relaying a lot of information via his department.

 

From the infiltration corps, four people were more than a little enthusiastic about using their skills again. Two were happy for long term missions, having had difficulty establishing deep connections within the village, but two only wanted short term assignments. I was given a list of people in the normal shinobi ranks who had previously shown deception skills, and picked a handful to begin training.

 

When Gai returned, I told him of the adjustments...part of me expected him to be angry or disappointed, but he was incredibly supportive.

 

“As much as I would like you have you to myself for the rest of our days, I have long known that your tenacity and powers of determination could not be contained. It is what made me fall for you in the beginning.”

 

“But...you’re not mad? What about Shinai?” I still felt nervous telling him.

 

“You have already thought about our son first. Being friends with the Hokage does have it’s perks, and I cannot see Itachi going back on his promise to have at least one of us in the village for him.”

 

“Are you sure you’re okay with it?”

 

“Erena...as long as you are safe, I am happy. I can see that Youthful spark behind your eyes - it’s been subdued for too long.”

 

After that, there was a definite shift in my life. I still cared for Shinai, however Gai visibly stepped up. Yoshino took him whenever I had training. I also saw an increase in other babysitters- mainly Mikoto. I managed to wriggle out that Itachi had spoken to her about ways to help me, and that when she asked Fugaku about helping, he was enthusiastic.

 

I scoffed. “He had hardly spoken to him in months,” I admitted. “I was pretty sure he was tired of my interfering ways.” The more I thought about it, the more I thought he didn’t want me around anymore. I guessed that he was annoyed with me pushing Izumi onto Itachi.

 

Mikoto gave me a sad look. “He won’t talk about it, but I think he misses you.”

 

I rolled my eyes. “Really? I’m pretty easy to talk to. It’s not like he can’t find me.”

 

“You know my husband better than that...he’s as stubborn as you are.” I frowned...not true. “You know, we always thought Izumi would manage to wear Itachi down. Until he became ill, Itachi seemed like he may begin to reciprocate her affections, but he ended their friendship out of fear of hurting her.” My eyebrows rose in shock with that. “She was hurt, and Fugaku felt guilty as he had openly encouraged her...I think he felt a small amount of a fatherly protective instinct when he saw you with her.”

 

“Exactly,” I replied. “He felt the need to protect her from me. That feels like a massive insult.”

 

“No, he was protecting her from her heart. If she were to be denied by Itachi again, he would feel guilt all over again. He knows how perceptive you are...just look at what you did?”

 

“And everything worked out. You would think he’d have more faith in me by now.”

 

“I won’t deny he’s wrong in this matter, but please have patience with him?”

 

It was easy to forgive Fugaku, but it didn’t mean I was going to make the first move as I had done nothing wrong here. Hell, I didn’t even expect an apology, as the matter was so trivial in the grand scheme of things. I’d even take an invitation to for a shogi match, but I got nothing. We exchanged pleasantries, but that was about as far as it got. It felt awkward and strained.

 

Funnily, it was Sasuke that helped to break the ice.

 

I had just finished assessing a practice assignment, and went to pick in Shinai from the Uchiha household. I knocked on the door, and Fugaku opened it. I was about to greet him, but he gave me a small smile and placed a finger to his lips to indicate silence and gestured for me to follow him.

 

The livingroom was a disaster, with nearly everything out of place...thankfully nothing was broken. Shinai was now running around and like a bullet - right now, he was at a ‘chase me’ stage, so I’m guessing the bomb site was the remains.

 

But the topic of discussion was something else entirely. Sasuke was lying asleep on the sofa with a sleeping Shinai held protectively into his chest.

 

“What the f-“ I started to exclaim. It was unbelievably cute, and very out of character for Sasuke.

 

Fugaku interrupted me and gestured to the office. “Care for a game of shogi while they rest?” He whispered. I smiled.

 

“Absolutely.”

 

About an hour later, and several silent games (Fugaku lost every time), Sasuke came through with Shinai in his arms.

 

“Your son is more of a disaster than you are,” he said grumpily and deposited him into my hands.

 

“Sas’ke isn’t very fast, mama,” Shinai said happily. Both Fugaku and I burst out laughing at the look on Sasuke’s face. “But he’s really nice and I like him.”

 

I scrunched my face up and booped his nose. “You must be the only one.”

 

“He’s like a dragon!”

 

I blinked. “Please tell me you did not show my son fire jutsu.” I turned my head to him slowly. I had been trying to restrict his exposure to certain things...Shinai was a fast learner, curious about everything but if something interested him, he wouldn’t let it go. He still loved to watch shinobi training, but I managed to limit it to taijutsu mostly. I told Gai not to even think about starting any training until Yumi okay’d it - I wasn’t having anything affect his physical development. He also took a huge interest in Sai’s ink creatures, and now spent a huge amount of time drawing.

 

But to expose my determined, energetic, destructive son to fire jutsu?

 

Sasuke didn’t seem to realise their could be a problem until he saw the blank look on my face. “What? He’s not even a year old?”

 

“You have no idea how much I hate you right now.”

 

“He seemed to love it. It was the only way I could keep him still.”

 

I sighed and looked to Shinai. “No fire jutsu until you’re at least four.”

 

His face lit up. “I can be a dragon, too?”

 

I swear my soul wilted just a little. “You can be a dragon.”

Notes:

Enter: Maito Shinai.

I chose the name after a lot of thought. I obviously wanted to keep the ‘ai’ ending, but nothing really stood out until this. For those that don’t know. A Shinai is a bamboo sword, usually used in practice and competition. For Erena, it would signify battle without true injury...pretty much her goal.
(I also considered “Erai”, meaning ‘admirable’, but Erena would never allow something as cheesy as merging names together)

He’s not a reincarnate like Erena, but has a similar mind to her. This will all be explained in more detail later in the story.
As many suspected, he is chaotic, charismatic and even managed to get a grumpy Sasuke under his thumb (Sasuke wasn’t slow, he was playing)...he’s like a whirlwind leaving mess and destruction in his wake.

For those not keen on the whole ‘baby’ thing...as you can see, Erena is stepping up her game again. She’s not a natural mother, and would go insane if that was all that defines her. She also can’t leave a job half finished. Thankfully her support circle recognises this.

I’m also very excited for the next chapter. It will likely be the last one in this arc, unless my words get away from me (they tend to take a life of their own).

Chapter 55: Illuminate arc: part 13

Notes:

*starts singing Nat King Cole*
There may be trouble ahead....

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

As I was effectively setting up my spy network from scratch, I had more leg work to do than I originally anticipated.

 

For it to be truly full proof, you needed a degree of trust with your contacts. And I didn’t have the time to commit to it properly. Despite this, I managed a somewhat decent network within six months, and had more progress as time went on. The new undercover agents were placed at strategic places. Most were stationary, but a few had travelling roles.

 

From Gai’s reports, Shinai was a terror when I was gone...oh how the table turns. The first time I was away, he almost destroyed the whole garden. It wasn’t until I fully explained the agreement that he understood the problems I had had. While Shinai needed extra entertainment when Gai was gone, he needed extra education and mental stimulation when I was, and Gai didn’t understand how advanced he truly was.

 

He still hadn’t mastered reading yet, but loved to be read to, and Gai’s reading material just wasn’t cutting it. If I knew I’d be gone, I’d leave him a list of suggestions.

 

He was eighteen months old when he discovered his chakra himself. He didn’t tell us, but I found him sticking paper to his fingers one day. He was obviously keeping it a secret for some reason, but I made sure to watch him closely to make sure he was safe...part of me was intrigued and wanted to see what he was capable of without help.

 

While I thought my visits out of village would calm down once the networks basic structure was in place, I was sent on another assignment. It was only supposed to be a week long, but it was in one of my least favourite places to travel.

 

The landscape of Suna always left much to be desired. The sand dunes were impressive the first time you saw them. But they were the same over and over again. It was depressing.

 

And walking in sand was one of my least favourite things to do, ever. It killed my legs, and sand had a habit of getting everywhere. And I mean everywhere.

 

The new Kazekage was officially sworn in, and Gaara had decided to show his new role by holding the first ever Kage summit. All of the Kage in the Alliance were to be in attendance - it would be the first time of a big gathering since its conception. The visit would only be short, but there was much to be discussed.

 

Itachi asked if I would come as his advisor. It was a dangerous move, but he trusted my judgement and insight, and wanted to ensure things were secure. I almost turned him down, as he was more than capable, but he explained further and I couldn’t decline. I would take a disguise for the entirety of the trip, but I was still concerned about being discovered.

 

Shisui, Sai, Kakashi and Sasuke were also coming as bodyguards. If I had previously declined, I would have immediately accepted upon hearing this.

 

“Erena, behave. They are meant to be on duty,” Itachi complained.

 

“Mmmm...nope, sorry. You put my favourite victims in my general vicinity and expect me not to bite? You knew what you were doing.”

 

He totally did. That kind of line up did not happen accidentally. He knew he’d be bored stiffless and we were the entertainment. I was more than happy to provide.

 

“I thought you’d have at least the smallest semblance of professionalism.”

 

“Pfft, please. When has that ever been a thing?”

 

Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

 

Shikaku was left in charge of the village and Yoshino was in charge of Shinai...I half expected their house to be destroyed when I returned. Gai was called away on a mission that demanded him, but Yoshino would have a day or two until he returned. I apologised profusely in advance.

 

Despite Itachi having had the summons for at least a month, his departure was kept strictly classified until the moment he left. Shikaku oversaw everything and there was not a single thing out of place.

 

“I hate sand. Like, really hate sand. Why are they having this stupid thing anyway? It’s not like there’s anything new going on,” I grumbled as my ankle almost threatened to give way on the unstable sand. I had better control of my chakra stores, but couldn’t manage it for the whole trip. I’d also made myself little ‘chakra batteries’ to use, but Yumi and a Hyuuga healer warned me that constant use could degrade my chakra coils...so here I was with smug shinobi, who were easily walking on sand like it was nothing, while I was having to concentrate on not losing my balance.

 

“I did offer to give you a piggyback,” Shisui said merrily.

 

“You can shove that offer up your ass,” I grumbled in reply. I had some pride.

 

“Then will you stop your complaining? It’s irritating,” Sasuke said. While my son might have a soft spot for him, I certainly did not.

 

“Mah, bad move Sasuke. Now she’ll complain even more,” Kakashi commented.

 

“Oh, Kakashi, you know me so well!” I grinned.

 

“Erena, I would not take Sasuke’s comment personally. He seems to find everything irritating,” Sai added helpfully. “I think he may be the most sensitive person I have met.”

 

“Sensitive?” Sasuke exclaimed, snapping his head to Sai. “I’m not sensitive!” The two of them continued to bicker back and forth, but it was clear that Sai was enjoying it.

 

I went up to Itachi and whispered. “You are a cruel, cruel brother for subjecting Sasuke to this trip. I approve.”

 

“I have no idea what you are talking about,” he said, but I saw his mouth twitch. It was almost a laugh.

 

When we reached Suna, Kakashi dismissed himself immediately and took the first break. “Travelling with you all is exhausting, and I do missions with Gai.”

 

I had no idea what he meant. While he and Sasuke went away to sleep, Itachi and I sat up discussing the summit while the others monitored. It wasn’t a particularly long night, but there were a few things to hash out.

 

The next morning came the official celebrations, followed by the meeting. I stood out of the procession to watch from the crowds and enjoyed a few of the celebrations before joining them at the palace for the official talks - I didn’t want any attention on me at all. I did, however, see a few faces I didn’t expect. Momoichi Zabuza and the little ice user were in the Mizukage’s entourage, along with Mei and some other person. Now, Zabuza was trying to overthrow Yagura last I heard...how very very interesting...

 

Of course, I also saw Killer B and it took everything in me not to run up to him. It had been years since I actually saw him.

 

In the palace, I took the guise of a servant and wandered around the halls eavesdropping before following them into the chamber for the talks.

 

“Excuse me, your services are not required in here,” a guard said as I tried to enter. He tried to push me back.

 

“Hey, hands off the merchandise. I’m with him,” I pointed my thumb to Itachi.

 

Itachi sighed dramatically. “Proving a point?”

 

“Always.” I smiled at the guard as I entered.

 

“What is the meaning of this?” A said, and a few of the Kage seemed both confused and angered. I looked at Killer B and noticed a grin. Oh, he knew.

 

“Just testing out the security. It’s pretty shit...Don’t worry, Gaara. I’ll send you my notes.” I walked over to stand behind Itachi, before activating a security seal, then removing the Appearance Modifier and the top piece of the servants garb.

 

Gaara looked at me, but kept his face blank. “Itachi, I don’t understand.”

 

“I apologise for the dramatics, but she can’t help herself. This is Nakahara Erena, she is here as my advisor. She is an expert in espionage, and the Akatsuki, hence why I invited her along.”

 

“We have met,” Yagura said, and nodded to me politely.

 

“As have we,” A also confirmed. “Although I had thought you were dead?”

 

I shrugged. “Very much alive. Just busy.”

 

“Interesting” Gaara said. “It is a pleasure to meet you Nakahara-san. I would appreciate your comments on my security. Now, should we begin?” He was a polite one. I liked him.

 

The Kage all talked about boring things like trade and border laws, how to divide missions fairly and so on. It was very boring. Like really boring. Have I mentioned it was boring? Me and Itachi had developed a system of him subtlety asking if I agreed or disagreed. He was sitting in front of me, but would send a small hand gesture- a little finger movement- and I would change the pace of my breathing accordingly. It was just subtle enough it was unlikely others would notice.

 

Finally, came the subject of the Akatsuki.

 

“There has not been any type of activity towards the Jinchuriki- all this worry is for nothing!” The Tsuchikage explained.

 

“No, I do not believe the threat has passed,” Yagura calmed replied. “I suspect it has not even begun.”

 

“I am afraid I would agree,” Itachi said. “I have a reliable source who has informed me of their goal, and I suggest that we should begin to secure our Jinchuriki, and fortify their seals.”

 

“Fortify the seals?” Yagura asked, curious.

 

“The Akatsuki plan to extract the Bijuu for their own goals. If we fortify the seals, and help protect against tampering or forced extraction, we can likely delay their plans.”

 

“As if we would let someone tamper with the seals of our Jinchuriki! That would be exposing our secrets!” A said.

 

“And besides, it may not be possible. It may have the opposite effect. The seals are incredibly powerful and sensitive,” Yagura replied, not unkindly.

 

“It is possible, and has already been done,” Itachi said. “Gaara?”

 

Gaara looked at Itachi with suspicion. “You would be correct - my seal has been modified, twice to be exact. How do you know?”

 

“Modified twice?” Yagura asked. He looked intrigued.

 

“The first time your seal was modified was because of it’s unstable nature. You were being influenced by the Ichibi in a way that would be of detriment to you and those around.”

 

Gaara nodded. “I was young, but I remember. Then one night the nightmare ended. It has been stable every since.”

 

I felt warm at this. It was nice to know you have made a difference.

 

“The second time was before the Chuunin exams in Konoha. There was intel to suggest Orochimaru was attempting to release the Ichibi within Konoha...a secondary protective layer was placed to secure it.”

 

“But how do you know this?”

”Both times were done by a shinobi of Konoha, however worked outwith the villages knowledge. They are a master of Fuuinjutsu, and have offered their services to aid us where necessary.”

 

“Are you telling us a Konoha shinobi is running around and interfering with a Jinchuriki’s seal and you expect up to be okay with that?” the Tsuchikage almost shouted. “This is a declaration of war!”

 

“Calm down, Onoki,” Yagura said. “While these actions are a political blunder, they have not caused any harm, and I believe quite the opposite.” He looked to Gaara, who nodded but was clearing still deep in thought. “Let’s not start throwing around threats of war just yet.”

 

“I agree with Yagura,” A said. “There was no malice in the actions, although underhanded. I hope that the shinobi in question was punished for insubordination? Whether or not this was done in the best intentions, the consequences could have been dire.”

 

Itachi stiffened. “Yes...they were punished.” I knew Itachi was thinking of the Tsukuyomi...while it wasn’t technically for this, it still fit the bill.

 

“I will hear from your Fuuinjutsu master...I believe Jiraiya of the Sannin?” A asked.

 

“Ah...no, Jiraiya is not responsible for this.”

 

“Konoha has another Fuuinjutsu master? I was not aware you had another of these capabilities.”

 

“I have encountered them before,” Yagura supplied, eyes flashing to me briefly. “Their skill is quite impressive.”

 

“Well, they better get to Suna quick. I’m not hanging around for them to show up. If they don’t arrive by the time I plan to leave, they can forget about Iwa...and I haven’t even decided if I’m willing to take the risk.”

 

“Where should I begin? Would you like me to explain the intricacies of the seals first?” I piped up, sending the Tsuchikage a friendly smile.

 

“You? You are nothing but a girl!” He scoffed.

 

“You were the one to change my seal?” Gaara asked. I nodded, a little embarrassed.

 

“I know it’s like super personal, and I probably should have asked first, but if I see a problem I fix it...and in my defence, I was really young the first time, and had absolutely no respect for authority whatsoever.”

 

“You still don’t” Itachi muttered.

 

“Shut up, you,” I snapped. It could have been super awkward, but Killer B started laughing loudly.

 

“Erena hasn’t changed, despite the time. God, I’ve missed you woman, you’re looking super fine.”

 

“Missed you too, bro,” I grinned. “I’ve got a million stories, but how about I show?”

 

A groaned. “I haven’t missed this...”

 

“You are well acquainted?” Yagura asked.

 

“Erena has been a pest in Kumo since she was a child. We became well acquainted when she was under the disguise of a shogi tournament prodigy. We developed a rapport, and she and Killer B bonded.”

 

“I also met her while she was portraying a shinobi in my country, she assisted in a few matters...” He turned to me. “I gather this is not a rare occurrence?”

 

“No...I get around.”

 

“But not within Iwa! I would know!”

 

I blinked at him. “How’s your shoulder? Your axes still too high on the wall?”

 

His face went red as he realised. It was only once, but when I was in the Akatsuki I broke in to steal a scroll or two. He was in the office groaning in pain after he tried to reach a ceremonial axe on the wall, too high for him. I pretended to be a servant with a mild knowledge of healing to explain my presence.

 

“This is an outrage! I will not take this blatant disrespect!”

 

Itachi and I shared a look. I knew this was a possibility. I warned him the Kage may not take too well to my meddling, and it could fall back on us with disastrous consequences.

 

“Tsuchikage-sama, I apologise for my past actions but everything I have done has been for the safety of the Elemental nations, not only Fire. All of the grievances you may have with me were outside of Itachi’s knowledge or control. He is attempting to make amends by declaring my past actions, and offering assistance. I can understand your concern, but please do not take it out on Itachi or any other members of this council.”

 

“Let us consider this further,” Yagura interjected. “I will not allow any additions to my seal without understanding first. I would like for you to arrange a meeting with my own expert to explain the design. Then, and only then, will I agree.”

 

A looked to Killer B, who nodded. “Erena’s got mad skills, yo.”

 

“Then I would agree with Yagura’s suggestion. It is reasonable.”

 

The Tsuchikage huffed. “I think you are all mad. You are too trusting.”

 

“Perhaps, but I can confirm there are no undesirable consequences to my seals. They have been thoroughly examined. If this may hinder the Akatsuki, then it is an advisable step to take,” Gaara said.

 

“Fine. But she’s meeting with my expert too. In Iwa. The Jinchuriki is not leaving.”

 

In all honesty, it was better than we were expecting. I thought that A would probably be on board, but Yagura was an unknown. The fact he dealt with everything for us was a little surprising. While I had helped him break Obito’s hold, it still didn’t mean he had any reason to trust me or my skills with his own life, effectively.

 

After that, the meeting came to a close. They would send Itachi coded letters for when they may be available to meet with me, but also agreed that having more regular summits would be useful, but were reluctant to leave too frequently.

 

I agreed to have a proper catch up with B when I went to Kumo, as we planned to leave almost immediately.

 

On the way back, I was a lot more quiet than I had been on the way.

 

“You’re thinking,” Itachi said, coming up to me.

 

“Mmm...” I activated a security seal. “I’ve just been thinking about the Kage summit. What if you could meet up, but not have to leave your village?”

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“Image projection...I was thinking if you use a scroll as a ‘scanner’ of some description, and then transmit the image across distances to other receivers...I could make other scrolls for this, and it would almost be like you were all that the same table...but never leave your own meeting room.”

 

“That’s possible?”

 

“Mmmm. Very. I just need to iron out a few details...”

 

“Then do it. It would revolutionise communication. Could it would in the field?”

 

“Easily. Or make it more portable. Like just the image of a face. A similar thing was commonly used back...you know.”

 

“It sounds useful. Can you get started once we’re back?”

 

“Sure. I can get a prototype by the end of the week if Shinai behaves himself.”

 

“So next week then?” Itachi chuckled.

 

“Yeh, probably.” I smiled.

 

We were only a few hours away from Suna when a messenger hawk flew down. Shisui greeted it, and removed the message to hand to Itachi. He paled as he finished it.

 

“We need to return at once,” he said, voice tight.

 

“What’s happened?” Shisui asked.

 

“There has been a security breach.”

 

I frowned. “Security breach? That should be impossible.” I had secured the barrier seals myself and the guards were assessed frequently.

 

“I don’t know more information at this stage, but we must leave now. Erena, if you can’t keep up, then someone will carry you.”

 

There was no room for argument. I was passed between Shisui and Kakashi for the remainder of the journey. Neither protested, and agreed to pass me over wordlessly at comfort breaks. Itachi looked unbelievably tense and set the pace for the rest. There was no room for any conversing, as the atmosphere had changed completely.

 

It look us two days before we returned back, which was pretty reasonable. Other than Sai and Sasuke, the others didn’t look phased - I had a feeling neither of them would let their stamina catch them out.

 

Itachi guided us straight to the tower, where we found a stressed looking Shikaku.

 

He bowed at us then gave me a quick look, which I couldn’t interpret.

 

“Shikaku, debrief us, if you would. I have not divulged anything so far,” Itachi said, voice tense.

 

Shikaku’s eyes widened and I caught a faint flash of fear and remorse.

 

“Three days ago, there was an incident. One of our ranks was discovered to be a traitor. Before we were able to apprehend him, he kidnapped Shinai and successfully escaped the village.”

 

I swear every part of me froze in an instant and I couldn’t breathe. I fought to keep myself together.

 

“Explain,” I said, emotionless. I needed to suppress everything or I would go nuclear.

 

“Akado Yoroi was discovered doctoring mission reports. He was discovered by a desk clerk, whom he easily subdued. Unfortunately, this was not discovered for several minutes. Instead of leaving Konoha, he managed to enter my house under false pretences and take Shinai. He managed to subdue the immediate retrieval party. We have sent out a tracking party, along with Team Gai.”

 

I blinked. “Yoshino?”

 

“Unscathed but distraught. Shikamaru is in hospital with extreme chakra depletion.”

 

“That sounds out of character.”

 

“Akado possesses a chakra absorbing technique. It caught us unawares as it was not in his file.”

 

“What do we suspect to be Akado’s affiliation?” Itachi asked.

 

“Based on the direction he is heading in? We suspect Orochimaru. His file does not help, it is basic but not blank enough to be suspicious.”

 

“He had someone guiding him,” I said. I felt angry with myself.

 

“Erena, I am so sorry,” he said. He looked defeated. I knew he’d be blaming himself.

 

“Shikaku, this is not your fault. I hold no blame to you at all.”

 

Itachi looked to me. “Are you alright, Erena?”

 

I was still suppressing my feelings. I wanted to shout out to him that of course I wasn’t fucking okay. A fucking overgrown danger noodle just kidnapped my son and probably planned some very bad no good things. I wanted to scream and cry and throw the fucking table across the room. Then blow shit up and punch a wall or two.

 

But I couldn’t.

 

I slid my eyes over to Itachi. “Permission to pursue the target, Hokage-sama?” Right now he wasn’t my friend, but my superior. I knew what I needed to do.

 

“Erena, what?” He looked at me confused and disgusted at the same time. I saw Shikaku’s face morph into a startled expression. Shisui and Kakashi tensed, and Sasuke and Sai looked at me strangley. “Erena, no. This is not your mission.”

 

“Based on my calculations, I will be able to reach the main base in Oto within two hours,” I replied tonelessly, face blank. “From there I suspect I will either encounter Orochimaru or be able to determine his whereabouts.”

 

“How will you get there in two hours?” Shisui asked. “It took us two days to return from Suna, and that was at breakneck speed.”

 

“Time and speed are two very different variables,” I replied.

 

“That makes no sense...Itachi, tell her no. She’s making no sense.”

 

I looked at Itachi, and knew from his eyes that he understood. “It’s dangerous, Erena. You’ve never kept it activated for that long before. And besides, your chakra will not allow constant usage.”

 

“My disabilities are known. I have developed a way around them...If my skills are your only objection, I can confirm that I am more than capable.” I had a good supply  of the scrolls I needed at the house. Between Akatsuki and Orochmaru, I was prepared for an attack. I would just be using them sooner than expected.

 

“I can’t. It’s too dangerous.”

 

Kakashi stepped in. “Erena, please. We all care about Shinai, but this is reckless.”

 

“I see you have misunderstood,” I said. “I will be leaving. My request was out of courtesy. I will either be leaving here with your permission or without. The Sandaime was afraid of me for more than just my political manipulations. Orochimaru is about to see what I am capable of.”

 

“But at what cost?”

 

I blinked. “Any...I brought down a shadow organisation because the leader threatened my friend. What do you think I will do to the monster that kidnaps my child?”

 

I could see Itachi’s face experience a thousand thoughts in a second before his face finally crumpled.

 

“Go,” he whispered.

 

I gave him a brief nod before I activated the Time Flicker seal and set to work.

 

I ran. I went to the house and grabbed the chakra stores I had produced - it would just be enough. Next, I grabbed my sealing supplied and drew furiously. My plan wasn’t exactly original, but it would be unexpected. After that, I refilled my pack with ration bars and soldier pills.

 

I wasn’t unfit by any means - even if I was that way inclined, Gai would never have allowed it. He forced me on physical training whenever he could. Shinai loved seeing him torture me...the more I complained, the more he was entertained. Because of this, Gai would often up the ante...It was cruel, using me for his sons entertainment, but right now I was very thankful.

 

My stamina was moderate, but a four day run with burning chakra coils was more than I was capable of. I stopped a few times but wouldn’t allow myself to rest fully - I feared if I fell asleep I’d not be able to get back up again. I had to continue to suppress everything I was feeling or I would start crying at any time - from fear, heartbreak, frustration, pain...I only needed to pick one and I’d be a puddle on the floor.

 

When I finally reached my destination I was buzzing. Sleep deprivation, physical exhaustion and chakra strain all rolled into one stubborn bundle. The moment I let myself think, I’d be done.

 

Instead, I stuck to my task and focused.

 

The base was ahead, and heavily fortified. I could see and feel remnants of Fuunjutsu use. Unfortunately for them, they would make no difference.

 

I removed my Time Bubble seal from the pack, and laid it down. I had one chakra store left- just enough to work on the base for fifteen minutes. I would have to be fast...well, faster.

 

Without hesitation I activated the Time Bubble and ran. I ran straight past the guards and any defences they had. There were a few locked doors, but nothing that exploding tags couldn’t deal with...I had modified them to work if I kept in contact with them. My hands were burned to fuck but whatever.

 

It took be ten minutes to find my target. Orochimaru was there. And the fucker Kabuto was holding my son. Thankfully, Shinai was asleep but otherwise looked unharmed, but I could see the glint in Orochimaru’s eyes.

 

He was excited.

 

There were many ways I could have proceeded - take Shinai and run, secure Orochimaru, knock him out, remove him from the Time Bubbles effects like Yagura and have a little chat. But I didn’t like any of those options.

 

I had spent my life fixing problems, and he was a big one.

 

He was a monster in every way.

 

In one moment, I let my rage out. I removed by tanto and swiped with precision.

 

Because of the Time Bubble, nothing obvious had occurred, but when it was deactivated, Orochimaru’s head would roll to the floor.

 

I stood directly in front of him and tilted my head, assessing him. No. That wouldn’t do.

 

I took my brush out and drew a series of seals on his forehead, face and neck. It was a vaporising mark. Once activated, every bond in his body would break. At best, he would turn into a pile of blood on the floor. At worst, he would float away into the air.

 

It was an example of things I knew but never intended to use. It would effectively erase him. The decapitation was a moment of rage. This was finishing it.

 

With a quick touch, I sent the chakra within to power it, but it wouldn’t activate until time restarted. I wondered if his body would fall before it took effect.

 

Carefully, I untangled Shinai from Kabuto’s arms, cradled him gently and walked out. I made it to the tree cover before I felt the ripple of the Time Bubble collapsing. I watched as Shinai’s breathing resumed and I felt like I could collapse from relief.

 

I started shaking, and I was surprised he didn’t wake up. Knowing an alarm would begin soon, I kept walking. Every so often Shinai would shuffle around but didn’t open his eyes. I was glad - I didn’t want him to see me like this.

 

I heard a twig snap to my side and turned- shielding Shinai but ready to attack. Only to find...Akamaru? He stopped and seemed confused when he saw me.

 

“Fucking tracking team, huh?” I muttered to myself.

 

A minute later, Gai, Asuma and several others emerged, ready to attack.

 

I let out a breath. “You’re a little late to the party,” I said tiredly.

 

Gai’s eyes widened. “Erena! What are you doing here? You have Shinai?!”

 

“Hello Gai, can you take him? My hands kinda hurt.”

 

He was there in a moment, scooping him up and bracing me to his side. Kurenai came forward and examined me.

 

“Your hands are badly burned. We should treat these at once.”

 

“Thank you. That would be nice.” God I was exhausted.

 

“How are you here? And with Shinai? We have been in pursuit for over two days.”

 

“Heard the news. Lost my shit. Ran here. Killed Orochimaru. The end.”

 

Kurenai looked at me. “Did you just say you killed Orochimaru?”

 

“Mmm...lobbed off his head. But it felt too easy? So I turned him into pink mist...hopefully he’ll just float along in the wind never to be seen again.” My hands did little floaty butterfly motions for effect.

 

“Is she okay?” I heard Kiba ask Shino. “She seems a little off?”

 

“It’s called being delirious with exhaustion. You try staying awake for four days and see how you feel.”

 

“Four days? But he hasn’t been missing for that long,” Kurenai asked.

 

“Oh, Erena...what did you do?” Gai asked out of concern.

 

“What I could. Would you do any different?”

 

He shook his head. “Of course not.” He looked at me with such love and sincerity I finally felt the dam crack and I started to cry.

 

“Can we just go home now?”

 


 

 

Gai started carried me back, while Kurenai took Shinai. I would wake up frequently to check he was still there...it wasn’t that I doubted Kurenai, but I was still feeling a little paranoid.

 

Only a few hours after we began the journey home...he looked upset for a second until he recognised the rest of the team, but when he clocked us he nearly screamed. “Mama! Dada!”

 

“Gai put me down and get Shinai!” I demanded. I longed to take him myself but my hands had all but seized up.

 

“I didn’t like it. They were scary,” he sobbed, and I felt my heart breaking all over again.

 

“Don’t worry, little warrior. I have you, and those Unyouthful people will never get close to you again. It is a promise.”

 

“Don’t leave me,” he sobbed again.

 

“Never ever, Shinai,” I replied. “We’re so sorry. We love you so much.”

 

It took several minutes to calm him down, the end of which both me and Shinai were crying...I think it may have been the first time I had seen him do it, a testament to how scared he was. He refused to let Gai hand him back to Kurenai, which meant I had lost my transport.

 

Asuma offered to take over, but I declined on the point I’d rather not smell like an ashtray. He promised to behave and I gave in.

 

I felt good enough to walk again for the last leg of the journey. When we arrived at the gates, they told us to head straight to the hospital, and the Hokage would be notified of our return at once.

 

Yumi was on shift, and descended on us as soon as we walked in the door. He went straight to Shinai, knowing I’d give him no other option, and only started on me once he declared him unharmed.

 

He fixed my hands with more care than he’d ever given any of my injuries, and I didn’t even get a lecture.

 

“Yumi...are you okay? You haven’t even told me off once,” I asked, attempting to joke.

 

He looked at me straight in the eye. “Not this time. This time you get a free pass,” he said.

 

A moment later, Shikamaru came barrelling into the room with wide eyes and a frantic look on his face. He was still in a hospital gown. He saw me first, then caught Shinai in Gai’s arms. He looked so relieved he was about to collapse.

 

“Thank fuck,” he said, and I burst out laughing. I hopped of the examination bed and embraced him in a hug.

 

“Thank you,” I whispered. I didn’t know what had happened exactly, but if he ended up in hospital, he must have put up a hell of a fight.

 

“Is he okay?” He asked.

 

“Completely.”

 

“Are you okay?”

 

I turned to Yumi, I hadn’t actually heard the outcome of the exam yet.

 

He snorted. “Chakra coils are a little strained, and you’re a bit dehydrated but you’ll live. I won’t even recommend a hospital stay - this is a first. I’m almost proud.”

 

“Well...who would have thought being hyper focused due to a psychotic break was good for your health?”

 

“I’m not putting that on your recommended treatment plan. In fact, best avoid those in future, hmm?”

 

“Yessir,” I grinned and saluted. “It was weird. I think it’s what everyone in ROOT must have felt? Except I knew it was wrong. I’m only giving it a two out of ten.”

 

“Not a zero?”

 

“Nah, it got the job done. Can’t argue with the results.” I shrugged.

 

“Considering that was your first kill, I thought you’d be taking this worse,” Yumi remarked.

 

“First kill?” Shikamaru asked, surprised. “What do you mean?”

 

“I’ve made a career out of avoiding killing people,” I replied.

 

“But...we’re shinobi. It’s impossible.”

 

“I would like to disagree,” Gai interrupted. “While we kill, it is out of necessity. Erena has never needed to - she had refined her skills to avoid it.”

 

“I could have avoided it this time...but I guess a deeper part of me didn’t want to? It is bad I don’t feel bad? And I think I’m not sad because I didn’t see him as human. He was a monster - inside and out.”

 

“I do not disagree.” Gai nodded.

 

“Who’s a monster?” Tsunade asked as she walked in. Itachi, Shikaku and Kakashi were behind her. Oh shit.

 

“Um...Orochimaru?”

 

She scoffed. “Well that’s not exactly new. Tell me something else.” She went to pick up Shinai’s chart to read it.

 

“Um...he’s dead?”

 

She stilled. Then looked up. “I’m sorry. I just hallucinated for a second. I thought you just said Orochimaru is dead.”

 

“I did.”

 

She calmly put the clip board down and walked over to me. She gave me a gentle hug before calmly leaving the room.

 

Yumi sighed. “I’d send someone to direct her to a training friend or you’re about to have a few broken buildings.”

 

Itachi made a quick hand gesture and an ANBU appeared. Itachi whispered to him quickly before he disappeared a second later.

 

“Thats a cool trick!” I exclaimed. “I didn’t know you could magically summon people.”

 

“A perk of being Hokage,” he said quietly. “I would like to get a debrief now...but I understand if you need to arrange things.” He gestured to Shinai in Gai’s arms.

 

“He’s not leaving our sight for a while. Hang on,” I walked over to him and kneeled in front. “Sweetheart, we’re about to have a super serious conversation right now but it’s super secret.”

 

“I can keep a secret, mama. You taught me.”

 

I smiled. “I know. But this is really important adult stuff. It would be best if we gave you to Shika to play somewhere for a while.”

 

“No. I’m not leaving,” he grabbed on to Gai’s arm. I had a feeling this would be a trend for a while.

 

“Okay, I won’t make you leave, but if you and Shika go and play over there,” I pointed to the other bed, “you’ll still be able to see us, right?” He nodded. “I’m going to make it so you can’t hear us, but we’re still right here. That okay?”

 

He thought for a minute before nodding. I let out a breath. That could have gone badly. I looked to Shikamaru and gave him an apologetic look. He simply shrugged and took Shinai from Gai.

 

I took Yumi’s pen, drew on the back of a piece of paper and handed it to Itachi.

 

“Privacy seal...just needs activation.” Yumi left the room without request, and Itachi activated it.

 

“Tell me what happened?”

 

I explained the story, from when I left the office, to when the others found me. Neither Itachi nor Kakashi gave anything away until I finished.

 

“Mah, you can be a little scary, Erena,” Kakashi said.

 

“Hell hath no fury like a mother whose child has been taken by an evil demonic parasitic snake.”

 

“The moment you left the office I feared you wouldn’t come back,” Itachi admitted. “Why did you not inform me of your capabilities?”

 

“In all honesty, I didn’t really know? The desperation pushed everything out. The moment I stopped thinking it was like everything came together...The sustained Time Flicker was more theory than anything else. If I wasn’t so focused, things could have ended up very different and I could end up a pile of ash.”

 

“And your...fate for Orochimaru? I have never heard of you using that kind of seal before.”

 

“Of course I know many other seals. My repertoire isn’t limited to Appearance Modifiers, storage seals and privacy seals. I just don’t see a need for a lot of others...although I’m seriously considering a tracking seal or putting a Hiraishin technique formula on Shinai...I could modify it to-”

 

“Perhaps we can discuss this later?” Gai said seriously. Oops, I let my brain get ahead of me.

 

“And Orochimaru?” Itachi asked.

 

“One time thing. Don’t worry, I don’t have a taste for killing and still find the whole thing repugnant. Orochimaru was the exception rather than the rule. But...”

 

“What is it?”

 

“The cursed mark. It hasn’t gone...Orochimaru may be dead but he’s not gone gone.”

 

“Has there been any activity?” He asked, referring to the cursed mark. I shook my head. “Then we will continue to look into it. For now, we should be thankful a threat has gone...I’m sorry you had to experience this in the first place.”

 

“It happens...but I’m going to be going through everyone’s files with a fine tooth comb after this. Try and stop me.”

 

“I wouldn’t dream of it. Do you need anything else?”

 

I shook my head. “A shower and a nap...and a week off.”

 

He chuckled. “That won’t be a problem from my end...but Gai, you might struggle keeping her away from the office.”

 

“I will ensure that she does not leave the house for the entire week. I will resort to some very Unyouthful methods if necessary,” Gai replied, grinning.

 

“You? Unyouthful? I’d like to see that.”

 

“But imagine the devastation on Shinai’s Youthful face if I tell him you are leaving him and putting yourself in danger?”

 

I narrowed my eyes. “You wouldn’t.”

 

“I would.”

 

Kakashi laughed. “Gai learned emotional blackmail...and you’ve got no one but yourself to blame.”

 

I glared at Kakashi. “Trust me, I had nothing to do with this. Try being in a relationship with him. The man’s a goddamn expert.”

 


 

 

Later that night, Shinai was asleep in a cot by the side of our bed and I was close to passing out.

 

“I know I’ve already said it, but thank you for what you did. It was dangerous, but it brought him back to us.”

 

I yawned. “Gai, don’t thank me. Please. It was only natural...I just want to fall asleep, with you next to me and Shinai right there and forget about everything.”

 

He kissed me gently. “Then you have it...but first, promise you won’t use your Time seals like that again? The consequences are too much for me to bare.”

 

“Yes, yes. I promise...now can I sleep.”

 

“And you’re not putting any seals on Shinai. His clothes, perhaps, but not his person.”

 

“But-“

 

“No.”

 

“Why-“

 

“No, Erena.”

 

I huffed. “Fine.”

 

I started to fall asleep, and felt Gai do the same until I couldn’t help myself.

 

“Not even a little one?”

Notes:

And so ends the Illuminate arc.

The Orochimaru scene has been planned since the story began. He was never going to be allowed to live. I hate him with a vengeance.

The main point of this chapter was to show that Erena has always been a bad ass bitch, but she forgot herself. It’s taken a while, but she’s where she’s meant to be.

I’m both excited and petrified for the next arc. For those that can’t tell, we’re coming to the end of the time skip (almost). I can also confirm we’re now three quarters of the way through this story (maybe even more)...considering this fic was only meant to be 150,000 in the first place- it could be worse!

(Also more Shinai next chapter, but I promise it’ll be fun)

Chapter 56: Assimilation arc: part 1

Notes:

Thank you to all all those leaving kudos and comments - they really do help keep me going!

New arc, new view. This arc will be fairly plot heavy- Erena’s presence has changed things slightly, but I’m trying to keep it as true to Naruto plot as I can (you will notice some obvious changes happening), so these chapters may take a little longer to get out while I need to check facts.

But first, fun!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Word of Orochimaru’s demise spread quickly.

 

Everyone knew he was dead, but no one knew how or who...and I intended to keep it that way. Those that knew were sworn to secrecy. Itachi feared retribution, but I just didn’t want the publicity.

 

Some people were already being super weird and I didn’t like it. The ANBU Commander was treating me with respect (like, what the hell?), Morino Ibiki was being a creepster again, and the younger members of Team Kurenai were looking at me like I was a goddamn freakshow...well, Kiba was. I couldn’t tell with Shino, and Hinata simply turned into a quiet little mouse when she saw me.

 

Sasuke was being a total weirdo. While he didn’t ‘officially’ know what I did, he saw enough to work it out. He started pestering me for information - about what happened to Orochimaru, about my tiny breakdown and about ROOT. I told Itachi he was going to have to tell him something or I’d end up punching him in the nuts...the next day Sasuke apologised, but asked if I could train him. I explained he didn’t have the patience for my type of Fuuinjutsu teaching, and to bug Kakashi for an official apprenticeship (Kakashi accepted- stating he was surprised it didn’t happen sooner- but hasn’t forgiven me as I was technically the reason for his extra work).

 

Other than certain relationships changing around me, the loss of the Otokage meant that Oto was in a state of disrepair. The Allied nations combined and destroyed the remaining forces with ease...not that there was much. Most people were under his service out of fear. After that, his files were sent to Konoha for assimilation...The Analytics team had their work cut out. Some things eventually made their way into my hands (I sent specific specifications of things I would assess), but I didn’t want to know the full extent of Orochimaru’s sadism so left most to the others.

 

One particular file that fit my specifications was on an individual called Juugo...who was apparently the origin of Orochimaru’s cursed mark. Sadly, nothing helped my problem, but I could modify my suppression seals for him. I created the design and sent it to someone to place... Orochimaru’s forces were being assessed for loyalty and many were seeking refugee status in other countries. Juugo was one fo them, but was deemed unstable until his little problem was solved.

 

While things settled, my time revolved around Shinai. The incident was more than a little scarring for him. He became constantly attached to either myself or Gai, but I couldn’t blame him at all. It made my life and work more difficult, but I had patience for him. To my surprise, it was a talk with Gai that managed to break him out of it. I didn’t hear what was said, but I watched from a window and saw lots of dramatic, confident gestures, and giggles from Shinai. Both came into the house looking very pleased.

 

“Erena! You are going to teach Shinai how to begin manipulating chakra!” Gai exclaimed.

 

I sipped my tea and raised an eyebrow. “Oh, am I now?” He had agreed all major decisions with Shinai would be discussed. And we hadn’t discussed this. I wouldn’t have declined, but it would have been nice to be spoken to about it before, and asked. Considering the look on Gai’s face that moment, he knew he had fucked up.

 

“Ah! So...I believe he is in a good place to learn! He has such Youthful determination it would be a shame not to squander his potential!”

 

He would appear confident, but I could see his enthusiasm wavering. I didn’t bother replying, and just continued to staring at him, drinking my tea.

 

“I think it would be a Youthful idea!” He tried again. I blinked.

 

“He would benefit from such excellent tuition from you! Your skill in both teaching and chakra theory are unmatched!” I blinked again. He started to sweat.

 

“Mama...please?” Shinai asked politely.

 

I smiled. “Of course, since you asked so nicely.” I looked to Gai and glared. I could literally see a sweat drop.

 

“Ah...I didn’t ask?” He asked nervously.

 

“Nope.” I took a sip of my tea again.

 

“Dada...are you afraid of mama?” Shinai asked with innocent curiousity.

 

“Shinai...I am a Jounin of Konoha and one of the Bravest men you will ever meet!” He did a silly pose. “But your mother...I Love her but she is terrifying.”

 

“But mama is mama...she’s not scary?” Shinai looked from Gai to me with a frown.

 

“Of course not, sweetheart.” I said and picked him up. “You’ll never have to be afraid of me.” I gave him a little kiss. “Unless you don’t eat your vegetables...then you’ll see how scary I can be.” I made a growly face and he giggled.

 

After that I started teaching him chakra control. I had to check what was safe so I didn’t send him into chakra exhaustion or strain his coils...unlike my mother with me, I had knowledgable people I could ask and help guide me, so starting so young didn’t feel daunting.

 

He had average sized chakra reserves for his age, but had remarkable control. After speaking to him, he told be he’d been practicing sending the ‘tingly feeling’ to different areas to see what happened...he could already concentrate chakra into individual finger times and control the levels. It was astounding.

 

He learned the tree walking and water walking exercise in a few weeks, and I decided to experiment and try to teach him chakra strings...I wasn’t going to touch any chakra intensive jutsu any time soon.

 

I made him promise to keep it a secret and not do anything outside of our lessons. He pouted but actually listened.

 

A few months after dealing with Orochimaru, Itachi called me to tell me that Kumo had sent word and were ready to hear my proposal on the Jinchuriki seal fortifier...or it’s official name ‘the three tier Jinchuriki seal locking mechanism.’ He proposed I head out the next week, and that he would send a team with me. I thought the offer was redundant, but he insisted.

 

I told Gai about the plans, and he immediately offered his teams services. I knew he didn’t think me incapable, but I think part of him wanted to go on a mission with me. He used TenTen as an excuse, stating my apprentice would gain much from the venture. He laid it on so thick it was laughable.

 

“But Shinai? It’s not like we can leave him alone...he’ll have a meltdown,” I said, and it was true.

 

“Then we shall take him with us! It will be a Journey of new discoveries for him!”

 

Initially I thought it was ridiculous and called him irresponsible. He said that we’ve more than proven we can take care of him and protect him, so why shouldn’t we show him the world? We argued for hours. And when i say we had an argument, I mean I gave in. I need to stop doing that.

 

What was funny was Itachi and Kakashi’s reaction to Gai’s idea. There were threats of cancelling missions, swapping teams, kidnapping and sabotage. I didn’t think Kakashi took his role of godfather seriously until he offered to take him while we went away. It must have seriously hurt him to even offer (part of me wanted to accept just to see what would happen...).

 

And in all honesty? The journey to Kumo was completely unremarkable. Shinai spent the time on Gai and Lees shoulders or back, and they were utter fools. Whatever antics Gai and Lee would normally have were amplified by Shinai‘ s giggles. The other three of us bonded over the ridiculousness of them.

 

We were about a day outside of cloud when Neji came over to me.

 

“Erena...I don’t mean to alarm you, but Shinai is manipulating chakra.”

 

He was currently on Lee’s shoulders, hands over his head and making his hair stick up like static as he stuck the hair to his finger tips. Lee looked ridiculous. I snorted.

 

“Yea, he does that.”

 

“But he’s so young! It could be dangerous!”

 

“Don’t get your panties in a twist, he’s just practicing control...although he knows better to do it in public...Oi, Shinai. Knock it off!”

 

His hand left Lee’s head and he grasped them together. “Sorrrrryy...I was just bored.” He at least was smart enough to look sheepish.

 

“No excuse, mister.” I gave him the universal hand sign of ‘I’m watching you’.

 

Neji gave me a blank look. “Advanced or not, training him so young may have a negative impact on his development.”

 

“Neji, be careful. Question my skills as a mother again and I’ll stick my foot up your backside...I’ve consulted Hyuuga Niwa, and she’s given me guidance on what is acceptable with his current level. Hence chakra control instead of usage...don’t be a prick.”

 

After that he shut up. While I liked him, and I knew he liked me, he would still never let the judgemental side of his nature go.

 

Once we reached Kumo, I practically ran to the Raikage’s tower. I was practically bouncing.

 

Gai was laughing at me. “Erena, your Youthful energy is flowing! What is the cause of this?”

 

I just really liked Kumo. Everything about it was fun, and I’d never had a bad time there. Plus I’d finally be able to see Killer B properly!

 

“Difference face or not, I know that girl! Come here friend and give me whirl!” Killer B was leaning on one of the posts of the pathway and grinning at me as we walked up the path. I almost squealed and ran at him, and he caught me in a hug.

 

“It’s been too long, yo! We thought you died, where’d you disappear to? At the summit you were a sight for sore eyes! Yo!”

 

“You know me, I’m nothing but a mystery...but hey, come here, and meet a little mini me!”

 

I looked to the others, and they all looked dumbfounded. Even Gai had a perplexed look on his face, but a slightly clenched jaw.

 

I waved dramatically at Shinai, who waved back at us energetically.

 

“Whoa! You trying to say he belongs to you? Who are you and what have you done with the Erena I knew?” Killer B looked dumbfounded and I laughed.

 

“What can I say? Times be cray!”

 

“No doubt!”

 

Killer B directed us inside after I introduced him to everyone. He gave Shinai a little first bump, and Gai a friendly smack on the back.

 

“You the one who must have pinned Erena down! You better be treatin’ her right man, I know you ain’t no clown.”

 

“Thank you for the Youthful comments, but I can promise I love and respect her with every inch of my being.” While Gai was trying to keep his tone light hearted, something was off...I expected him and Killer B to get on like a house on fire. They were both utterly ridiculous in their own way. But Gai seemed tense and on edge?

 

Thankfully, Killer B either didn’t pick up on it or was ignoring it.

 

He were taken to the Raikage chamber, where A was waiting. I took the opportunity to remove the Appearance Modifier, and A greeted me warmly. Rather than going straight to business, he offered to let us rest before conversing the next day..he also mentioned he had been practicing shogi and would expect a few matches during my trip.

 

Killer B offered to be our official guide for the trip, which I was more than happy with. Shinai seemed to have taken a liking to him and was watching his every move with awe. He had switched places from Gai to me to watch him more closely...Gai was the quietest I’d ever seen him.

 

After a quick dinner, we settled down after the journey. Their guest accommodations were quite spacious, with Shinai, Gai and me in one hotel suite, and the chuunin in the other. Shinai fell asleep quickly, while me and Gai sorted out clothes and packs.

 

“I forgot how fun Kumo was,” I gushed. “I know A comes across as a hardass, but he’s pretty decent. Killer B is utterly ridiculous and hasn’t changed at all.”

 

“You and Killer B seemed close?” Gai asked.

 

“Sure...I met him when I was first posted here, way back when. Even when he found out about the spying he forgave me. He’s got my back,” I said.

 

“Oh?”

 

“He’s like super fun? Oh, and when I piss him off he challenged me to rap battles! I better behave because I haven’t prepared anything. I knew I should have, considering I knew I was coming but I had other things to think about, you know?”

 

Gai was uncharacteristically silent and I looked at him. “What’s up?”

 

He sighed. “I haven’t seen the levels of excitement you had shown today for a long time. You were enjoying every moment of your time here, and with Killer B...it brought across the most Unyouthful feelings, and I will admit I felt jealous.”

 

I blinked. “Of Killer B? Gai, he’s like a brother? That’s just weird.”

 

“You may say that, but the joy on your face was unrestrained.” He looked unhappy and a little embarrassed, and sat down in frustration.

 

I went over and sat on his lap. “Gai, don’t be silly. I love you, not him. He’s just a friend, and one I don’t see very often...and he’s like super old. Like, could be my dad old.”

 

“Some woman find older men rather Youthful.”

 

“Not this one. I prefer my men closer in age, in green spandex with terrifically groomed hair.” I grinned at him. “Even if they do spend more time in front of a mirror than I do.”

 

“I knew you enjoyed the training suit! It really is most flattering,” he said smugly, ignoring my other comment.

 

“Mmm hmmm...” I went to his ear and whispered. “But I think I’d prefer it off.”

 

He gave me a look, wanting but sceptical. “Shinai is asleep.”

 

“There’s more than one room in our suite...and we’re shinobi, we’ve been trained to be super sneaky.”

 

I raised an eyebrow. God he was dim sometimes. That being said,he didn’t need any other convincing, and quickly took me through to the living area closing the door softly.

 


With the issue of a jealous Gai under control, the rest of the stay went much better. Gai’s natural exuberance finally came out, and he was interacting with Killer B in a much more jovial manner. I wouldn’t say they were getting on like a house on fire, but they found each other’s eccentricities entertaining enough.   

 

I had a meeting the Killer B, A, and three of their ‘experts’ to discuss the seal. TenTen came along under the premise of her being my apprentice, and Neji chaperoned while the others waited outside...it was not a discussion to have around children, so Gai would take care of Shinai. Out of Neji and Lee, Neji was the one most likely to behave himself...and considering he remained as still as a statue the entire time, my choice was well justified.

 

The Fuuinjutsu experts in Kumo were not what I expected. I would only say one actually understood anything I was talking about, but for the others it clearly went over their head. Even TenTen understood more than they did- and I hadn’t even covered Bijuu and spiritual sealing with her yet.

 

While they were arguing amongst themselves and trying to make themselves look smart in front of A, I turned to TenTen.

 

“Now you see why I made sure you master theory first?”

 

Her eyes widened and she nodded (she was too nervous to speak in the present audience, bless her).

 

“I fail to see how this will stabilise the seal,” one of the old men said.

 

I sighed in frustration. “No, you’re missing the point.” God, I wanted to smack my head against a wall. We had just discussed this a second ago. “It doesn’t alter the original seal in the slightest, but provides an additional layer of security from external forces...as you can see, there are no actual links or branches connecting the two seals. It’s effectively a spiritual barrier.”

 

“Ah, yes, I see,” one of the others muttered, looking at an area of the seal that had absolutely fucking nothing to do with anything we had discussed (he was looking at the foundation that recognised the presence of a containment seal below it, and used it as a tether).

 

I started to get fed up with their mutterings and decided to just explain the seal from the bottom up. I used a handy little trick to magnify areas that their ancient eyes may not see - I refused to repeat myself because they couldn’t pay attention. I had only managed half of the design, before we called it a night and would resume tomorrow.

 

“I fucking hate old men that think they know more than they actually do,” I groaned, collapsing down on the sofa in the living area. The others were still gone, but I needed peace for a moment.

 

“That was fascinating!” TenTen said, full of energy. “I learned a lot!”

 

“I wasn’t entirely sure what language you were speaking,” Neji admitted. Considering he had no knowledge of fuuinjutsu, that whole debacle must have been tantamount to watching paint try.

 

“What do you mean? She was speaking very clear - she was dumbing things down quite a lot.”

 

“Sorry, I don’t speak nonsense. I’ll leave that to you both and those dusty elders.”

 

“What’s that supposed to mean?” TenTen was starting to get cross.

 

“That you have more in common with old men than people your own age.”

 

“You little piece of-“

 

“Guys, quit it. Save your flirting for when you’re off mission,” I said. As expected, their faces turned beetroot.

 

“We weren’t-“

 

“You misunderstand-“

 

“Whatever, don’t care,” I waved off their protests. Pfft. If they wanted to live in denial then whatever...but if they didn’t get together by the time they were twenty I’d be stepping in. “I’m going to have a nap. I’m tired and didn’t sleep much last night.”

 

“But we retired early last night?” TenTen said confused.

 

“I said what I said. Now you two can bicker in here. I’m going to bed.”

 


 

I woke up to Shinai jumping on my head.

 

“Help, I’m being attacked!” I squeaked, and he giggled furiously.

 

“Get up, it’s dinner time!”

 

“What if I don’t what to?” I went to grab the covered and pull them over my head, and he tried to pull them back.

 

“Don’t be so lazy!”

 

“I’m allowed to be lazy. It’s genetic.”

 

“No, mama. Even Shikamaru isn’t as lazy as you!”

 

I pulled the covers back and gasped dramatically.

 

“Take that back!”

 

“Uh-uh!”

 

I grabbed him and tickled him. “Take that back or I’ll tickle you to death!”

 

Gai grabbed Shinai as he tried to run away. Apparently the three of them had been exploring Kumo, and were taking advantage of the mountain ranges to practice climbing. I was exhausted just listening to them.

 

We were left alone for dinner, with the Kumo shinobi using the time to discuss the seal without my being present. I had been looking forward to spending more time with Killer B, but official matters take priority. I did receive a summon to meet A for a shogi match in the evening, which was nice - he hadn’t changed his gameplay at all over the years but was surprised and frustrated when I absolutely thrashed him.

 

After another boring morning of explaining Fuuinjutsu to Fuuinjutsu experts, they finally had no more questions. I hoped to god the masters in the other countries were far more competent than these buffoons.

 

After a brief chat, Killer B allowed me to place the seal. And if all went well, I’d place it on the Nibi Jinchuriki, who I’d yet to meet.

 

“So what do I need to do, yo?” Killer B asked.

 

“Take of your top and lie down, it won’t take long,” I said, grabbing my things from a storage seal.

 

“Killer B got a mad rep, I can take longer than you might expect!” He grinned. I saw TenTen’s face drain of colour, and smacked his arm playfully.

 

“None of that, you dirty man. I’m trying to be professional here.”

 

I placed the pre-prepared seal over his current one, and transferred the design with a small amount of chakra, then removed the now empty scroll and stepped back.

 

“That is it?I didn’t feel it one bit, yo!”

 

“Another satisfied customer,” I said and winked at him.

 

“Are you telling me I endured two days of useless talks for...that?” A said.

 

I shrugged. “It was designed to be placed in the field under time constraints. Plus I’m generally not a fan of making a song and dance about things. Unlike some, I don’t enjoy listening to the sound of my own voice.”

 

I slid my eyes to the old codgers watching from the sidelines. Sadly they didn’t pick up on my comments.

 

Not longer after, a pretty but stoic looking Nii Yugito entered the room for me to repeat the process with her. She seemed tense and eyed me with suspicion.

 

“You know, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to?” I told her.

 

“If my Raikage requests it, I will do as he wishes,” she said stiffly.

 

“Look, I’m not placing a seal on someone because they’ve been ordered to,” I said crossing my arms. “What do you want?”

 

She looked at me curiously. “You would reject the orders of the Hokage and Raikage if I declined?”

 

“Damn straight. My body’s nobodies body but mine...I believe the same should be said for everyone.”

 

She eye’d me thoughtfully. “I’ll allow it,” and she sat on the floor. I gently exposed her stomach and placed another seal. After I was finished, she nodded and gave me thanks before bowing to A and walking out. Huh, guess someone wasn’t much for conversation.

 

We decided to spend one last night in Kumo before heading back. Killer B took initiative to take us to a barbecue to celebrate and say farewell. Shinai had been eyeing up the sweet trolley since the start of the meal.

 

“Mama, can I have dessert?”

 

“Sure, why not?”

 

“It’s over there, on you go.”

 

I blinked and looked at him, and the table went silent.

 

“Um...please?” He tried to correct, and I could see he knew he’d made a mistake.

 

“When did you start getting cheeky?” I was still dumbfounded. I think I’d have to start revoking his Sasuke privileges. There was no one else who would dream of corrupting my son in such a way.

 

“Shinai is trust experimenting with communication! It is such a Youthful endeavour!” Gai said.

 

“Don’t you dare encourage him.”

 

Killer B laughed. “Your kids a chip off the old block, checking his sass to see where to stop. Don’t be such a killjoy, he’s only just being a boy! Yo!”

 

“I hate you all,” I grumbled...and went to get him dessert.

 

If Shinai turned into a horrible little sass monster, I would make them all pay dearly.

 


 

Leaving Kumo was bittersweet. I had always enjoyed the place, but that was the shortest and most boring visit I had had. They offered to let us stay longer, but we were all pretty keen to return.

 

We were only half a day out of Kumo when things changed slightly. Neji was using the byukagan every so often to scout the area, and after one such time he went over to Gai and whispered. Before I knew it, they had assumed a battle formation and I had no idea what was going on.

 

“Erena, stay here with Shinai. There is an enemy ahead. We will deal with them,” Gai said, before the four of them shot off. He didn’t offer any further explanation. Rude.

 

Without any idea of what was going on, I found a rock to sit on and entertained Shinai, while keeping my guard up. I had chakra stores in my pocket so I wasn’t exactly defenceless.

 

I didn’t want Shinai panicking, so as far as he knew, they were just having a silly training exercise while we played with sticking pebbles on his arms and hands in patterns.

 

They had been gone about twenty minutes, when I felt a familiar chakra signature behind me. It was suppressed, but I knew it well enough. I placed my hands on Shinai’s to get him to stop his exercise.

 

“Kisame, stop being a creep and come out. I hope you haven’t developed voyeuristic tendencies now you’ve been left to you own devices,” I shouted.

 

As expected, a smug looking shark-faced giant stepped out from the big boulder he was behind.

 

“Erena -and spawn,” he greeted with a grin.

 

I rolled my eyes. “He has a name, thank you very much.”

 

“Hmmm...I think I’ll stick with spawn for now. I can’t believe you reproduced...I thought you’d get rid of it when you found out.”

 

I blinked. “You knew?”

 

He nodded. “Smelled it. Like I can smell him on you. You need to share your scent inhibitors.”

 

I swore internally. I didn’t even think of that. “Good to know...and that was...unexpectedly helpful?” I said suspiciously. “What do you want?”

 

“Can’t an old friend stop by to catch up?”

 

“Considering the last time you called me a friend you beat me into a bloody pulp, no. Again, what do you want?”

 

“Just confirming a few rumours...did you know that both Jinchuriki were summoned to Kumo?”

 

“And why would I know that?” I asked, schooling my features.

 

“Don’t play dumb, Erena. We both know you are the opposite,” he growled.

 

I sighed. “Fine, I might have heard something to that effect.”

 

“And you wouldn’t happen to know why? Considering you just left there?”

 

“I might know. Doesn’t mean I’m going to tell you.”

 

“Don’t play this game with me, Erena. It won’t end well,” he threatened, stance becoming tense.

 

“Kisame, don’t be a fucking idiot. This is not a fight you want to have.”

 

“Oh, I think it is,” he grinned and reached for the Samehada.

 

“Are you really going to try that with my son right here? Do you want to know what happened to the last person to threaten him?” I said, voice cold.

 

He scoffed. “You glared at them? We both know your capabilities.”

 

“I relieved them of their head before ensuring there were no remains to mourn...not that anyone would.”

 

He stilled. “You? You killed Orochimaru?”

 

I grinned wickedly. “Still think I’m incapable?”

 

His mouth widened, showing every single pointed tooth. “No. But now I want this battle even more.”

 

I saw him lunge for me, and I activated the Time Flicker, quickly putting up a barrier seal over Shinai. I then ran to meet him, and put a small exploding tag on his chest using my finger, and several other larger ones, before going back to Shinai to stand in front of the barrier. When it deactivated, the small tag exploded, and Kisame was thrown back before he could reach me.

 

His clothes looked a little singed, but he was otherwise unscathed.

 

“You call that an explosion?” He asked.

 

“No, but you might.” At exactly that moment, the other tags went off, and they had at least triple the amount of force at the others...had they gone off when he was approaching me, the black last could have caught me also.

 

“Mama?” Shinai asked, looking concerned.

 

I smiled at him. “Your mothers just having her own training exercise, sweetheart. Stay there or you might get hurt.”

 

He seemed to calm a little- he had no reason to think I was lying to him as I had never done it before.

 

“You’ve been holding out on me,” Kisame said, still smiling. From his point of view, I hadn’t moved much at all.

 

“Same could be said for you,” I replied. He wasn’t trying at all.

 

“I don’t make a habit of killing mothers in front of their children,” he replied lazily.

 

I raised an eyebrow. “You have standards? Who knew?”

 

We stared at each other for a few minutes before he replaced Samehada. “I’ve seen what I needed to see.”

 

I snorted. “Scouting trip?”

 

“In a manner of speaking. It was good seeing you, Erena,” he said finally.

 

“You’re on orders not to kill me, aren’t you?” I asked.

 

“In a manner of speaking.”

 

I smirked slightly. “You are more of a sentimental fish than you think you are.”

 

“And you’re still an annoying brat.”

 

A second later he disappeared, and Gai came crashing in. He looked at the disturbed ground and crater and looked around. I went over to Shinai and picked him up.

 

“Clone, huh?” I asked.

 

“What happened?”

 

“I was just catching up with an old friend...but we should probably head to Konoha sharpish. We may have a problem.”

 

 

Notes:

Shorter than normal, but I wanted to set things up.

Hope you enjoyed!

Chapter 57: Assimilation arc: part 2

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Hoshigaki Kisame was many things. Most of them less than pleasant.

 

But one thing he was not was a liar.

 

He may evade or misdirect, but he would never openly lie. And he was very good with his words. And knows I am good with mine.

 

So his word choice told me more than the actual information he relayed clearly.

 

Kisame was not on a scouting mission, but he was gathering intel- about me or Kumo I couldn’t be certain. And he wasn’t under direct orders not to kill me...but he hadn’t received orders otherwise. He made the choice not to kill me...which was pretty sweet, really.

 

But one thing was clear - he knew I had something to do with the summons of the Kumo Jinchuriki. Once news of that got to Pein I was screwed. They weren’t stupid, and would know I was now working against them instead of simply being a neutral party. Whether or not they knew what I was doing was another matter.

 

As for Kisame effectively chatting away like a little school girl, it was way off for him but I think he was trying to warn me...again. No one else saw it that way. They were always ready to think the worst.

 

“I trust Kisame...even if I’m only trusting in what he is or isn’t saying. He’s a dick, but not a total dick. He didn’t even look at Shinai, and even gave me pointers on how to keep him safe- even from him. If that’s not the sign of a friend I don’t know what is.”

 

“Maybe not attacking you in the first place?” Shikaku said.

 

“Then I’d have no friends whatsoever...I guess my bar is set pretty low, huh?”

 

“While you two debate Hoshigaki’s intentions, I will admit Erena is correct to some degree. The Akatsuki are now aware we are actively moving against them, and this changes things,” Itachi said, thinking. “And if they are aware of Erena’s involvement, they know we are aware their goal of procuring the Jinchuriki, amongst other details she has likely shared.”

 

“You know, Kisame didn’t even need to come and speak to me, he-“

 

“Enough, Erena. You have made your opinion heard,” Itachi interrupted me. Well fuck you, too.

 

“This changes everything,” Shikaku said. “We’ve lost the element of surprise.”

 

“Not necessarily. But we have to act fast...There is nothing to say they will not move up their timeline now.”

 

“Pein wouldn’t panic like that. He’ll want more information first,” I said.

 

“Either way, I am suggesting we act quickly to protect the Jinchuriki from extraction. I will contact Yagura and Onoki, but I would like to send you out without delay.”

 

I frowned. “But I just got back? And isn’t Onoki being an ass about things?”

 

“He may be difficult but he is not unreasonable.”

 

I sighed. “Fine, but I can’t take a team this time. It will raise too much suspicion.”

 

“You can’t possibly expect us to send you alone?” Shikaku asked.

 

“Think about it - a full escort team for one tiny civilian? That’ll raise more eyebrows than not. I’m safer travelling as a tiny old man, solo. No one will expect.”

 

“You won’t be reckless?” Itachi asked.

 

“I’ll do my job, get out, come home. Mist and Iwa are boring as fuck.”

 

Itachi sighed. “You are right. I will send word immediately.”

 

A week later we were given the go ahead. I would head to Mist first, then high tail it back around. There was some discussion about sending me to find the nomad Jinchuriki, but that was a problem for another day.

 

There was the concern of me becoming a target for the Akatsuki now, but it was always going to happen. I couldn’t see them coming to Konoha for me, so I would have to be careful when I was outside. Only Kisame really knew my habits, so I expected I would be safe until there were concrete orders for my execution.

 

Unfortunately, Itachi couldn’t guarantee Gai’s place in-village while I was away, so we had to get Shinai used to being without us again. There were daily tantrums, but we slowly increased the amount of him with him left with Yoshino, and Gai would continue after I left. Kakashi commented it was like training a dog...this time it was Gai that ended up hitting him (I felt like I was being a bad influence on him, I was proud).

 

The journey to Mist was boring. I made an Appearance Modifier so I was an old man, and was travelling to visit family. I made a few to switch my features and so I wasn’t easily trackable.

 

When I made it to the port before Mist, I changed to a young tourist - there were several changes in Mists reputation, and a slight increase in the tourist trade was one. Itachi had informed me this was Mei’s little brain child...I thought she was mad for advertising strangers to enter a Hidden Village.

 

When I was with Kisame, we tended to avoid venturing into Mist. Truth be told, there were very little missions there, and as it was a pain in the ass to get to. I didn’t just hop over for the sake of it. I went over a few times solo on information retrievals, but didn’t hang around - it wasn’t that kind of place.

 

But it seemed different in the daylight. And very different to years ago. I mean, the weather was still pretty miserable, but the weather atmosphere seemed...happier. The market place was buzzing, and there were kids up to all kinds of nonsense. I saw one placing sardines in random ladies handbags- when he caught me looking he dumped his stock into his latest victims bag . She would be furious when she discovered it.

 

I made my way over to the administration building. Their were guards on the door, and I figured I’d do this the official way for once.

 

“Hello, guard-san. I’m here to see the Mizukage? I think he’s expecting me. Can you tell him Naka-“

 

“The Mizukage does not meet with civilians. Contact the Civilian liaison,” he spat.

 

I looked down at my clothing, I was still wearing a sundress. “Oh, I see why you wold think that, but-“

 

“Move along before I have you removed!”

 

I stared at him with wide eyes. “Listen here you little shitbag,” I pointed to him. “I’ve been sent here from Konoha, Yagura is expecting me. Either tell him, or I’ll break in anyway. Choose your poison, because I guarantee option two is the lesser of two evils, you misogynistic fuck.”

 

Still, he did not move. I had to hand it to Mist nin- they weren’t easily intimidated.

 

Let’s try this again.

 

I summoned my killing intent and shot it at him glaring. Considering it was pretty close to a bijuu’s malice, it was enough to shit his pants. Lo and behold, he moved. I crossed my arms and rolled my eyes.

 

I waited out side for a few minutes, impatiently tapping my foot. Eventually, the guard arrived with Momochi Zabuza in tow.

 

I looked up at him. “Has anyone ever told you that you’re really weird looking? It’s the lack of eyebrows. It’s definitely a look.”

 

“Who are you?” He growled.

 

“Nakahara Erena. I’m here to get Yagura half naked and draw on him. He free?”

 

Despite their training, the guards did visible double takes and stared at me. Zabuza scowled...or at least I think he did?

 

“You’re a prostitute?”

 

“Why, would that be a problem?” I actually had a lot of respect for prostitutes. They put up with a lot of shit no one else wants to. “But no, not a prostitute. Yagura knows what’s up. Can I come in?”

 

“No.”

 

“Aw, please? I promise I’ll be good.”

 

“Leave.” He crossed his arms and stared at me.

 

I sighed. “Fine, but this is going to be so embarrassing for you, it’s not even funny.”

 

I walked away, turned the corner the the next street then activated the Time Flicker. Fuck you all.

 

Once I entered the administration building, I made my way to the Mizukages chamber. Yagura was in there, with Zabuza talking to him. I sat in a seat by Zabuza’s side and deactivated the seal.

 

He noticed me immediately.

 

“See? I told you it was going to be embarrassing. But I lied- that look on your face is totally funny.”

 

I saw him reach for his sword.

 

“Stand down, she’s here by invitation...I can see what Itachi means when he says you’re dramatic,” Yagura said, completely unphased.

 

“In my defence, I did try and use the doors but your staff are rude assholes. I’m advising customer support training.”

 

“I will take your advice into consideration,” he snarked.

 

I grinned. “You’re so much nicer when you aren’t under a genjutsu. It’s a good look.”

 

“You are not the only one to pass along compliments, thank you...now, with the greatest of respects, I have some matters to attend to. Will this take long?”

 

“You don’t want to inspect the merchandise?” Considering the time spent in Kumo explaining every inch to a bunch of assholes, I expected the same treatment here.

 

“A brief description is adequate. I have been in communications with Gaara and Killer B. Both have ensured me your work is impeccable.”

 

Huh, that was surprising. I expected the third degree - it was only natural.

 

“You sure? I can just come back.” I wasn’t going to tell the Mizukage how to use him time. He wasn’t Itachi.

 

“No, I do not see a point of drawing this out. But I would like to discuss one small private matter afterwards, if that is acceptable?”

 

He peaked my curiosity. “Sure, I’m all ears.”

 

He turned to Zabuza. “Leave us, please.”

 

“Mizukage-sama?” He looked reluctant.

 

“We shall not be long, wait outside the door.” And with that Zabuza bowed and left, without even glancing at me.

 

“I don’t think me likes me,” I chirped.

 

“He does not like many people. Now, please show me the seal.”

 

As ordered, I removed the seal and gave a brief description of its uses and mechanism. He listened intently and didn’t interrupt once. His face didn’t give much away, but there was clear understanding. Despite Yagura’s young looking face, his mind was anything but. I wondered how old he actually was?

 

“This is impressive - but may I make a suggestion?”

 

I blinked. This was unexpected. “Certainly.”

 

“Due to the nature of the seal, it cannot be removed unless an external fuuinjutsu master is aware of the correct order to deactivate the mechanism...can you make it so it may be deactivated by the Bijuu, internally, in the same manner?”

 

I frowned. “But why?” Why could he want to make a Bijuu capable of deactivating a security precaution? That made no sense.

 

He sighed. “Eventually I would like to...rest. Not any time soon, but I will need to pass along Isobu to a successor. I would prefer that there are none here aware of the nature of this- Mei may be, however she lacks skills in Fuuinjutsu- and so internal deactivation would remove the possibility.”

 

I frowned. “But removing Isobu would result in your death.”

 

“I am aware. Hence why it will not happen any time soon,” he gave me a tight smile.

 

I would not be one to deny such a request, but it did give me food for thought.

 

The seal would be easy enough to alter, I just needed to create an extra pathway to access.

 

“The alterations can be done in a jiffy. The deactivation process will be in reverse - if I explain it to you, will...Isobu hear and remember? I’d prefer not to write it down.”

 

“That will not be a problem.”

 

Less than five minutes later, Yagura sat up and replaced his top clothing, seal in place.

 

“Your skill in fuuinjutsu is quite exceptional,” he stated. “How did you learn such proficiency at your age, if you don’t mind me asking?”

 

“Thank you,” I shrugged. “I’m just smart? I could have been declared a fuuinjutsu master by the time I was seven. There’s still gaps in my knowledge, but I can figure almost anything out.”

 

“How did you learn at such an age?” He seemed slightly shocked.

 

“I have an excellent memory.”

 

“Memory alone cannot explain your understanding. For example, you did not even need to consider the changes I requested.”

 

“I think rather fast. I’ve been told I have quite an interesting mindscape. Many levels to my consciousness- allows for multiple trains of thought at once.”

 

He blinked. “Like the Kioku Meiro?”

 

“The what now?”

 

“The Memory Maze...It was a kekkei genkai in my country decades ago, although many did not recognise it at such. Many became academics or scholars, but the few who became shinobi were feared for their knowledge. Even before the purges, the kekkei genkai was declared extinct.”

 

“But I’m not from Mist? And neither were my family. I’ve read my parents files, no chance of that.”

 

“Then perhaps not, but it may be food for thought? If you ever have children, if would be interesting to see if it passes on.” I stilled and he looked at me then chuckled. “I see that has already occurred.”

 

“...so...do you happen to have any records of this kekkei genkai?”

 

He shook his head. “All official records were destroyed in the purges. It was not only lives that were lost. But as I said, many became scholars and travelled. There may be records elsewhere?”

 

I sighed. “I guess...it’ll have to wait, though. Priorities and all that.”

 

“Indeed...however, I was hoping if I could discuss the private matter I mentioned earlier? I was hoping to ask for your input.”

 

My mind was still reeling from the possibilities that maybe I did have a kekkei genkai or something similar. Maybe it was a similar mutation? Or some kind of recessive inheritance? But I wasn’t aware of any Mist shinobi in my lineage. But for Shinai to also be affected would mean there was some genetic involvement. Oh fuck, I had research to do. Biology wasn’t my forte...maybe I’d ask Yumi? I’m sure I could ask the Uchiha about their thoughts on passing on kekkei genkai...

 

I squashed my thoughts before they even began. “Okay, shoot.”

 

“This is a very awkward subject for me, which I would prefer kept discreet. I am aware of the nature of your skills and spy network, and hope you may be able to assist...before I was placed under the genjutsu, I had a partner. We had a child.” It took everything in me not to open my mouth wide in shock. “When things became...unstable...she fled taking the child with her. I do not know where they are, or even if they are still alive.”

 

“How do you know about the network? And you want my help to find them?” I asked. “Why not use your own shinobi?”

 

“I still have enemies in my country. I would prefer for word of this not to get out. Only a handful of people are aware of this- with yourself now counted amongst them.”

 

“Why haven’t they returned, then? Things are different now.”

 

He sighed. “I may have been rather unkind...she will not be aware I was being controlled, and is likely not willing to see me.”

 

“Fuuinjutsu master, tracker and relationship counsellor...anything else you want me to do while I’m here? Water your plants? Take your dog for a walk?”

 

He chuckled. “I have those covered, thank you. Do you think it is within your skill set?”

 

I sighed. “No promises, this was years ago. And I don’t have the time to focus on it...do you have a file? And any previous belongings? I might be able to give you a head start.”

 

He nodded. He went over to a locked chest and opened it, gesturing to the contents. Within was a thick bound file, several photos of a woman and very young child (none of Yagura), and several trinkets. From a child’s blanket, shells, dried flowers, a scarf and several books.

 

“She was a keen reader, huh?”

 

“Indeed.”

 

I read through the contents of the file. She was a shinobi, but otherwise unremarkable. No obvious areas of specialty. Family dead, but originated outside of the village itself. I picked up one of the older, more well read books. There were signs of repeated reading. There was no inscription, but the edges of the paper were slightly soiled and warped by sea water- you could smell the salt. Between the pages of one of the other books was a pressed flower - the same type that were dried out like potpourri.

 

“Can I have a map? And a book on flora and fauna of Water Country?”

 

He snapped a finger, and a Mist ANBU appeared. Between him and Itachi, I had ANBU summoning envy...still not enough to make me want to be a Kage, though.

 

A minute later, I had my books. “That’s so fucking useful. I’m so jealous.”

 

I found the flower, and then looked at the map, pointing to an island to the east of the hidden village. “My guess is she’ll be here. Her mother had ties to the east coast of the main island, and she’s fond of this flower, grown only on this island- I suspect it reminds her of home, it comforts her. Her favourite book is covered in sea water, so I’m guessing she prefers to be near the coast.”

 

“I see...” His face was blank but I could see fear there.

 

“In the nicest possible way, man the fuck up. Go, alone. Apologise. Take the book and dried flower, and something for your kid. She’s sentimental and will eat that shit up. Tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. If that doesn’t work, send for me after I’ve been to Iwa.”

 

He nodded stiffly. “Thank you for your advice. I will admit, I did not expect an answer today. It has caught me by surprise.”

 

“Life often does.”

 

Yagura was very much a business man, and I was soon kicked out. He didn’t seem one for idle chitchat. Zabuza gave me a dirty look as I walked past him, so I blew him a kiss. The guards also did a double take as I walked past and waved.

 

Not wanting to hang around - the sooner I was done the sooner I’d return home - I went straight to the dock and got the next ferry. I had only been in Mist for a few hours, but I felt relieved to leave. And Yagura putting a spanner in the works with telling me about the Kioku Meiro? It probably wasn’t the same thing, but it was still worth looking into, if only because of Shinai.

 

Because Iwa was on the other side of the Elemental nations, I took the opportunity to do a little detour home. It was only for a night but Shinai was pleased to see me. Gai was on mission, so he was staying with Yoshino for a few days. Rather than take him home and unsettle him, I stayed in the Nara household for the night too. It was nice being back in my old room. Yoshino seemed pleased to have me back, and Shikaku seemed surprised my with presence, but was happy to sit down for a shogi game while Shinai settled.

 

“Shinai is going to be more troublesome than you,” he muttered. “I can see it already.”

 

“What’s he done?”

 

“Yoshino caught him trying to perform a fire jutsu outside...near the deer. If the straw had caught alight it would have been a disaster.”

 

I rubbed my head. “I’ve been keeping him away from ninjutsu, but he must be getting restless. He gets bored far too easily...I’ll have a word with him in the morning.”

 

“I don’t mean for you to curb his progress, but he should at least understand safety considerations. And why fire? You’re affiliations are water and earth, I would have expected him to be similar.”

 

“Because of Uchiha fucking Sasuke showing him, and now he wants it in his head he wants to be a dragon.” I rolled my eyes. “And then to make matters worse, he actually showed him a dragon made of fire. I swear, if he wasn’t Itachi’s brother he’d be dead in a ditch.”

 

Shikaku chuckled. “That’s what you get for being so close to the Uchiha clan. You have no one but yourself to blame.”

 

An idea went off like a lightbulb.

 

“Send him to Fugaku tomorrow. He can train him...he managed with Itachi super young and he’s still alive. If he complains, just tell him it’s all Sasuke’s fault and this is my payback for him raising such an obnoxious child. And yes, you can use those words.”

 

“How you get away with saying things like that to Fugaku I don’t know,” Shikaku shook his head.

 

“I’m charming, didn’t you know?”

 


 

 

Iwa was too far away for me to enjoy the journey even for a second. The journey took forever and my legs were probably never going to forgive me. As with Yagura, it was very in-and-out, except with a lot more scrutiny of the seal. As soon as I placed it, I was practically run out of the village, without even a thanks.

 

There were still the wandering Jinchuriki to sort, but I decided then wasn’t playing hide and seek - the network would hopefully pass along messages to send them to Konoha, and if they didn’t? It’s shit but their choice. They had no reason to trust a random message from Konoha but I wasn’t going to bend over backwards.

 

I had made it back into Fire Country easily enough, and my detour took me back the capitol, so I decided to drop by and see Aiya. I hadn’t heard from her for a few months, not that it was particularly out of character.

 

I wandered into the palace and found her sitting in a parlour with several other women. They seemed to be enjoying a mid week mid day gambling session. Everyone seemed in good spirits.

 

“Do you care for another player?” I asked. I had entered under the disguise of a guard, but changed into a non-descript noble. Aiya looked at me shocked, but not before her eyes flashed with something unrecognisable - relief?

 

“Oh my friend!” She exclaimed, face lighting up like a lantern. “You’ve come for a visit!” She turned to her companions. “I am so sorry, friends, but Erena has travelled far to see me! I must take leave, I do hope you will forgive me!”

 

The others waved her off, as though happy to be rid of her. She could be a bit much, but the others weren’t stupid enough to deny her.

 

She dragged me out and to a private sitting room, before signalling to servants to fetch us tea. When they arrived, she whispered to one of them who left promptly.

 

“Oh, Erena, what brings you here? It’s so unexpected!” She beamed, while I poured the tea.

 

“I was just returning from a small trip, and thought it would be rude not to.”

 

“Oh, excellent! I have so much to tell you! Can you stay for the night? I can have a guest room prepared.”

 

Considering I had been camping on hard ground and trees for over a week? “That would be lovely, are you sure?”

 

“Oh, my love is preoccupied of late, he won’t even notice.” She waved off.

 

She then proceeded to tell me of all the recent scandals - from the Daimyos second cousins business venture failing to a servant being caught in a compromising position with a guard. One thing that was glaringly obvious was the lack of mention of herself - considering her was the definition of a narcissist, it stuck out like a sore thumb.

 

“And, what about you? Anything different?” I asked after she finished her lengthy update on everything in the capitol. It was the evening now, and was nearing dinner time. She had sent the servants to prepare a meal so we could enjoy it together.

 

“Oh, nothing at all!” She waved me off. “Oh, food!”

 

The selection came down, along with drinks. The servant started to pour sake for us when I held my hand up to decline.

 

“No, thank you,” I smiled at the servant.

 

“Oh, Erena, don’t be dull!” Aiya said. “You don’t have your child and you are staying here tonight! For old times sake?”

 

I rolled my eyes at her. “Fine, but just one.”

 

She grinned. “ Of course!”

 

We started helping herself to the food and she was chattering on as normal. I had a cup of sake, but found the cup magically refilled, and I opted not to drink more. She was a bad influence, and it was a rabbit hole I could easily get lost in.

 

“-didn’t realise how fun gambling was! I now make it a weekly occurrence!” She said, and I blinked. What was she talking about?

 

“What?”

 

“We’re you not listening? That’s so rude, Erena! I thought better of you! So, yes, since our trip to the border I-“

 

I dropped my chopsticks on the floor and swayed back a little.

 

“Erena, have you had too much to drink? We haven’t even finished dinner.”

 

“No, I-“ I felt cloudy and woozy. This wasn’t being drunk, and I’d only had one cup. “I’ve been drugged...did you-?” I fell backwards from my cushion but managed to catch myself on my elbows.

 

Aiya looked and me in surprise and whispered, “Oh, I...I didn’t think it would be so fast? Did they give you too much? Oh, I hope you’ll be okay!”

 

“What did you do?” I tried to hiss, but it came out muffled - my tongue felt heavy.

 

“Oh, I’m so sorry! They said if I saw you I was to tell them. I was so stupid, I’m so sorry!”

 

“Wha-“ I was beginning to lose further control of my limbs, and I sunk to the floor. I was fighting to stay awake. I tried to purge with the chakra, but I couldn’t feel it at all. I was helpless.

 

“We were on a trip and I was gambling, and I got drunk, and I mentioned you...they said they would forgive my debts and keep it a secret if I saw you...or they’d tell the Daimyo and I’d be ruined, Erena! Ruined!”

 

She began to loook out of focus and I couldn’t even string two thoughts together in my head, but the anger and disappointment I was feeling was profound.

 

I took in one last shuddering breath before I passed out.

 


 

 

When I woke up it was dark and my head felt like it was underwater. My mouth was dry and my fingers were numb. It took me a while to realise I had thick, tight metal bindings that were completely concealing my hands.

 

I tried to move but everything still felt heavy, and I couldn’t access my chakra at all. My senses were completely dulled.

 

“Ha, you’re awake, you little bitch.”

 

The voice was unfamiliar, and I couldn’t see the face of the speaker.

 

“It’s taken years to find you, but it’s going to be so worth it.” He stepped into my line of vision. He was fat, with slicked back hair and yellow stained teeth. It was then I recognised him and gave a weak laugh.

 

“Kuro...hows it hanging? Or, it still too soon?” I rasped. This particular piece of paedophilic shit was part of a human traffickers ring in Tea. In my more...crazed days, I may have liberated him of his balls, and most of his dick. And I’d do it again in a heartbeat. Guess he never left the criminal world, though.

 

I received a back hand across the face.

 

“You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this.”

 

“I do, you want days or hours? I need the date and time to be totally accurate.” He slapped me again. “You call that a slap?”

 

I grit his teeth. “You think you’re so smart, but now look where you are? Just wait until we get back to Tea.”

 

Seriously? Did bad guys go to the same training? Top reasons for bad guys failure: one, monologue...just get on with it. Two, drawn out threats...just get on with it. Three, moving your victim...just get on with it. You waste time, they make an escape plan.

 

“Secure her to the caravan...and don’t forget the sedative. If she’s lucid at all, it’s not only her that will pay.”

 

Ah, well. That put a slight dent in my plan.

 

One of his lackeys grabbed me and moved me outside. It was dark now. I was thrown into a large horse drawn caravan and secured to the wall... I clearly wasn’t the first person to be subjected to this as there were numerous steel rings secured in there. The man wrenched my mouth open and poured in a foul tasting liquid - I tried to spit it out but he closed my mouth- some came out of my nose but I had to swallow some.

 

The heavy feeling returned, and I was out before I knew it.

 



 

Interlude

 

“Let’s go over this one last time.”

 

Sasuke groaned. “Neji. No. We’ve discussed the mission parameters three times already. We know the plan.”

 

“We may have missed something. It pays to be prepared.”

 

“It pays to shut up, too,” Sasuke muttered under his breath. He, Neji and Sai had been assigned a mission together, with Neji taking lead. It was a final step in the assessment towards obtaining the Jounin rank. Both he and Sai had already been assessed as captains already, but it was Neji’s turn.

 

Kakashi and another jounin were in the distance, assessing. They required unbiased reports, so an unaffiliated party was required, and then one Jounin sensei as back up (Shisui had been there for his, and Gai for Sais). They had already had the preliminary exams, which were a breeze.

 

He’d been warned by Kakashi that he had a slight problem following orders, so he was on his best behaviour. But if the stuck up Hyuuga wanted to go over the plan one more time, he was going to blow a gasket. They weren’t freshly graduated genin, for godsake.

 

Neji glared at him but ignored him nonetheless.

 

“Intelligence states they will pass through this area at approximately twelve hundred hours. It will appear to be a travelling circus. There will be approximately four caravans, with their merchandise in the middle two. It could be anything from drugs to human trafficking, so be careful in case they plan to take hostages. They often use mercenaries and missing nin, but never anything above a B rank - but take care. Sasuke and I will take point, with Sai as back up. Questions?”

 

“No,” Sasuke groaned.

 

“I’m not sure I understand everything...perhaps go over it one more time,” Sai said, with a smile. If they weren’t supposed to be hiding, Sasuke would have punched him. Hard. Sasuke swore he was put on the earth to test his patience.

 

Thankfully even Neji caught his cheek and ignored it.

 

They sat in wait for the caravan to pass. Whoever thought this was a travelling circus was dropped on their head as a child. Even the men steering the horses looked shifty.

 

Signal given, Sasuke and Neji dropped down and knocked out the drivers first, before entering the front and rear caravans to take care of the guards within. After, they moved to the middle sections. His had two people within, young women, who were tied, gagged and unconscious. There was only one guard, who was easily knocked out.

 

With his caravan secure, he moved forward to Neji’s, as he had not exited yet. He walked in to find four unconscious men- one with an obvious broken arm - and Neji leaning over an unconscious hostage, chained to the ground, with what looked like chakra suppression gauntlets on.

 

“They have a shinobi?” Sasuke asked, moving forward, while checking the guards were definitely unconscious.

 

Neji turned to him, eye’s wide. “Get Kakashi, the assessment is off.”

 

“Huh?” Sasuke said, and looked to the woman on the floor. “That’s Erena.”

 

“Get Kakashi, now!”


 

It took Erena almost five hours to regain consciousness- whatever sedative they had given her was strong. Kakashi was reluctant to move her until he could assess her for head trauma.

 

In classic Erena style, she woke up spitting expletives. Sasuke didn’t even have the heart to mock her slurring speech. She had been a prisoner for three days, at least, and had been kept unconscious the entire journey. They didn’t know what she had been given, and the helpful description of ‘it tasted like ass’ was less than useless. They found a sample to take back with them for analysis.

 

While she regained her senses, the three of them continued with the mission - back up came to take the hostages and care for them, while the prisoners were taken to a nearest outpost for questioning- the leader would then be sent to Konoha for further interrogation (although Sasuke suspected revenge was also a motive).

 

Kakashi was going to carry Erena back, but she demanded a detour to the capitol.

 

“Erena, no. Don’t be an idiot.”

 

“Kakashi, yes. And I’ll be all the fucking idiot I fucking want.”

 

He took them away while they argued - only for about five minutes. He didn’t know what was said, but Kakashi came back and declared they were heading to the capitol first, but under full stealth and was not to be declared within any written reports- this was to be off books, but oral reporting to the Hokage on their was acceptable.

 

The other Jounin returned to Konoha to report, while they all followed Kakashi. Sasuke didn’t see a point, but he wasn’t about to disobey orders. By the time they reached the capitol, Erena had most of her faculties back.

 

“I’ll only be a couple of hours. I’ll meet you back here when I’m done,” she said, cold, and walked off.

 

“Is it wise for her to be alone right now?” Neji asked, concerned. Sasuke was aware that she spent substantial time with him and his team, so he probably cared more than he would let on.

 

“Mah, I’m not getting in her way when she’s like this. She’ll be fine.” Kakashi made himself comfortable.

 

“But what is she doing?” Sasuke asked. “Shouldn’t we take her back to Konoha?”

 

Kakashi sighed. “She’s doing what she does best - ruining peoples lives.”

 

“What do you mean?” Sai asked, curious.

 

“She was betrayed by a friend, leading to her capture. Erena is...spiteful.”

 

“What is she going to do? Kill her?” Sasuke asked. He knew she was capable of it.

 

“No. That would be too easy.”

 

Just over an hour later, Erena returned looking please with herself.

 

“Job done. All in a days work.”

 

“Kakashi said you like to ruin peoples lives...what does he mean?” Sai asked. Sasuke almost slapped his forehead out of exasperation. Blunt, much?

 

Erena only snorted. “It’s a hobby.”

 

“She’s been ruining mine since she was a toddler,” Kakashi supplied helpfully.

 

“What did you expect? You were the grumpiest little thing I ever saw. Considering Minato was like a wonderful ray of light, you were an emotional vampire.”

 

“You’ve known each other for how long? You knew the fourth Hokage?” Neji asked, he seemed impressed.

 

“Stop...did you have a crush on sensei?” Kakashi almost squeaked. His eye was wide.

 

“Like, who didn’t?”

 

“You were a child!”

 

“Child or not, I could still appreciate pretty things. Besides, it would never of worked out. He stole my dango. That’s unforgivable.”

 

While Kakashi looked like he was having an emotional breakdown, Sasuke looked between him and Erena. “Your friendship makes no sense.”

 

They made it back to Konoha in good timing. When they made their way to the office, Itachi scolded Erena for not heading to the hospital first. She seemed completely unbothered and Sasuke wondered how often similar conversations had happened before. At first, he thought Erena was a pathetic fangirl, but the more he knew, he realised it was the other way about and it changed his perception of Itachi slightly. He always thought his brother was infallible, but to look up to the walking disaster that was Nakahara? He was an idiot.

 

“Why did you need to head to the capitol? Erena, if the Daimyo finds out he will want your head - and I can’t interfere.”

 

Wait, what? What the hell did she do?

 

“He won’t find out. Hell, even she won’t find out. I’m better than that.”

 

“You’re sure?”

 

“Absolutely. It’s self sabotage...I’ve just...guaranteed the process.”

 

“How?” He looked intrigued. Sasuke wanted to roll his eyes at how blatant he was being.

 

“She admitted she betrayed me to protect her reputation, so I’m going to ruin it. She’s developed a like for gambling- enough to force other members of the court to partake in it weekly. Next time one of them will suggest a slightly more...risqué venue. She will go, and she will lose. Badly. And no amount of bargaining will stop the Daimyo and the rest of the nobles from finding out. She’ll be an embarrassment...and if all goes well, she’ll be out of her ass and penniless.”

 

“And it can’t trace back to you?”

 

“There was no blackmail, no bargaining...simply well worded conversation between two strangers.”

 

“You just destroyed someone’s life with only a single conversation?” Sasuke asked, surprised.

 

“Well, technically two...I had one with one of the barmaids at the gambling den, giving them the heads up on a rumour of experimental nobility. Barmaids like to gossip, so it’ll get to the boss in no time. And they know opportunities when they see them.”

 

“This doesn’t leave the room,” Itachi said, and everyone nodded. “Erena, go to the hospital. Kakashi? Make sure she goes? Get Gai if you need to, he’s in village.”

 

Erena gave Itachi a rude hand gesture before leaving the room.

 

“I want to commend you three,” Itachi said, speaking to Sasuke, Neji and Sai. “You have excelled in every part of the assessments. Despite the unfortunate conclusion of this mission, the feedback received has been outstanding. There are some comments for each of you, but they do not effect my decision.”

 

“Congratulations, I am proud to offer you all promotions to the rank of Jounin. Do you accept?”

Chapter 58: Assimilation arc: part 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Fun fact about being massively overdosed with very strong sedatives for four days: you get acute liver toxicity and your liver tries to pack it in.

 

Fun fact about the villages chief medic being a semi-professional alcoholic: what liver damage?

 

Within the space of an hour I had Yumi looking at blood results, panicking and wondering how I wasn’t turning yellow, to Tsunade declaring me fit to leave, but that I should refrain from going on any alcoholic binges for a few months (unless I invited her)...considering that a single naughty cup of sake was the cause of this whole drama in the first place? I think it’s safe to say I wouldn’t drink again (not that I was telling Gai or Shikaku the specifics about how I was poisoned...I’d prefer not to get nagged to death, thank you).

 

Despite being confined to the village, I was busier than normal. Itachi had me reading and evaluating intelligence reports in key areas, and he also wanted me to work on some seals he had in mind. I was actually very impressed he came up with some decent ideas (mainly altering mobile individual barrier seals, chakra amplifiers, tiny communications seals that worked like headsets over reasonable distances, and something to do with making spiritual energy solid? I needed more information on that one but he clammed right up. No presents for you, then).

 

On one day Gai, Shinai and I were in the house, with the two of them were determined to drive me insane. Gai was supposed to be playing with Shinai, while I made a pile of sealing scrolls, as ordered, but instead they were destroying the house...literally. Gai had kicked a hole in the wall.

 

“How the fuck did you even manage that?” I said, staring at Gai through the hole. “What happened to Mister ‘My body is a temple and I’m on total control’? Does this look like total control? Does it fuck.”

 

“The Power of Youth could not be restrained!” He said, completely unapologetic.

 

“Well, the Power of Youth better fix this hole by the end of the week,” I said to him. “Why did I have to fall in love with a goddamn man-child,” I muttered to myself.

 

“Did I hear a Youthful declaration?” He beamed...I was still looking at him through the hole.

 

“The only declaration I’m making is that you are a pain in the ass,” I said pointing at him. Unperturbed, he ran through and tried to envelop me in a hug and kiss my neck from behind. It was all nice and well until I saw the mess. “You’ve got dust all over me, you asshole!”

 

I heard giggling from behind him, and twisted my neck to see Shinai...also covered in dust.

 

I was about to lose my shit again, when someone knocked at the door. “You two are so lucky,” I said.

 

When I opened the door, I was greeted by a team of genin who handed me the biggest bunch of flowers I had ever seen in my life...like, it took three of them to hold it...and they were flowers not native to Fire county. I didn’t even need to read the note with them to know who these were from, and what it meant.

 

I walked in grinning, needing two hands to hold the flowers or they’d end up on the floor. It was so heavy that might happen anyway.

 

“Wow! It’s like a garden!” Shinai said. He wasn’t wrong.

 

I put the flowers down on the table, and plucked the note out.

 

‘Thank you for removing my clothing and drawing on me. Your care and advice were invaluable.’

 

I snorted. He had clearly spoken to Zabuza.

 

“What is this?” Gai said, and removed the note. He paled when he read it. “Who is this from?” Oh, it was jealous Gai again. I didn’t like him.

 

“Oh, Yagura. He’s quite sweet.”

 

“Yagura? The Mizukage?”

 

“Do you know another?” I blinked at him innocently.

 

“But why is he sending you flowers? I did not believe you were in Mist for that long.”

 

“It’s just a little thank you.”

 

“But what did you do to encourage such a gesture of admiration and gratitude? The note does not read well.”

 

“What do you mean by that?”

 

“I should not repeat the wording of the note in front of Shinai,” he said, looking at me, hard.

 

I took a breath. “Screw you. These are a gift of thanks, not even in the slightest bit romantic.”

 

“Men do not send such arrangements for fulfilling a mission.”

 

“No, they don’t. This was something else entirely. And it’s not my place to say...I gave some advice, and I guess it went well.”

 

“And the note?”

 

“I snarked at Zabuza, and it clearly got back to Yagura. You know me, I’m a cheeky bitch. I couldn’t help myself.” I shrugged. I was getting tired of the third degree.

 

“Momochi Zabuza?” I nodded.

 

“I wasn’t exactly going to make it public what I was there for, so I told him I was there to get Yagura half naked and draw on him. He then called me a prostitute.” I shrugged.

 

“What’s a prostitute?” Shinai asked.

 

Gai looked like a deer in the headlights. I laughed.

 

“Your father will explain.”

 

Serves him right. Now I could laugh at him flounder.

 


 

 

I removed myself and Shinai from the house when Gai set to work repairing the wall the next day. I was still annoyed with him for the third degree, but it was a pretty big bunch of flowers. I think it intimidated him a little...and it didn’t help when Shinai asked him why he never got me any flowers (if I didn’t get any in the next week I’d be very surprised).

 

Shinai had now started to become curious about people his own age and saw some kids playing in the park. I suspected it wouldn’t last long, but he needed to figure things out for himself.

 

I settled down to write a report, while he toddled off to a playing area. He came back only a few minutes later.

 

“Mother, why are they just chasing each other?”

 

I looked up, and saw they were just nonsensically running around, screaming. It wasn’t tag or anything. Just running and screaming. God, I could not handle that in my household.

 

“Because they are kids. It’s what they do.”

 

“But I don’t? It seems stupid.”

 

I sighed. “They’re just young. It might seem stupid to you, but you’re special...you’re what Konoha likes to call a prodigy, so you grow up faster than they will.”

 

He looked confused. “But why?”

 

“It happens? I was the same. And Itachi and Kakashi, to some extent.” I wasn’t including Shisui in this, because he was a buffoon.

 

“But what if I don’t want to be?” He was looking at the group with some longing but also seemed confused.

 

I grabbed him. “That’s not something you can change...but it doesn’t mean you can’t play and have fun.”

 

“What, like them?” Definitely jealousy there.

 

“You start screaming like that and you can live in the garden,” I snorted. I meant it. I put my report away into a storage seal. “Come on, lets go somewhere else.”

 

We walked to a training ground, one with a lake, and I spent more time explaining why he was different. He didn’t seem happy at all.

 

I walked onto the water, and he looked around me.

 

“Whoa! You’re on the water!”

 

I grinned. I spent the next three hours teaching him water walking. It wasn’t seamless, and both of us ended up completely soaked. By the end, he was running around and chasing me, scooping water up to splash me.

 

Eventually I could see him getting tired so I picked him up and took him back. “Now imagine not being able to do that until you were at least twelve.”

 

His eyes widened. “No! Really?”

 

“Really really.”

 

We walked through the village absolutely soaking - a few people stared but that was their problem.

 

“Erena, why do you look like you’ve drowned?” I heard Shikamaru ask. I turned around to see him standing there, Jounin vest and all.

 

“Hey, you’re part of the jounin brigade, too! Congrats!” I said merrily. It was well deserved. I knew it was happening, but I didn’t know when. Even with his duties in the tower, he’d been on some crazy missions and used that brain of his to extremes. His skills as a strategist would easily take over Shikaku’s in a few years.

 

“Mmmm...I think it’s going to be troublesome,” he said, but I could see the smile hiding on that face. I jumped onto him to hug him and licked his face. “Why?!”

 

“Because!” I grinned. Shinai laughed.

 

“Why are you soaking wet?” He asked again, wiping his cheek. Didn’t solve the problem of the rest of the water on his clothes though.

 

“Teaching Shinai water walking.”

 

“Huh? He’s two? Can he even tree walk yet?” He seemed perplexed.

 

“Nah, baptism of fire, and all that. Why walk before you can run?”

 

“That’s not how that saying goes, at all.”

 

He hung around talking for a few minutes before heading over to intelligence for something. He explained he hadn’t needed to sit an assessment like most others who were promoted, as Itachi promoted him in some form of ‘field assessment’, despite not being in the field. He was overall pleased, because a full assessment would have been ‘such a drag’...apparently Sasuke was giving his life hell about it, but thankfully he was able to ignore him.

 

“Oh, Itachi also asked me to tell you to head over later. At least this saves the effort.”

 

“Oh, good. I’ll head there now.”

 

“You’re still wet!”

 

“I know!”

 

“Troublesome,” he muttered, before giving Shinai a little fist pump and walking away.

 

Arriving at the Tower I was subject to stares again, but I was revelling in it. Honestly, people should be used to me by now.

 

I greeted Kutsu, who didn’t even ask (he knew better) and I asked him if I could arrange a play date. While Shinai wasn’t best placed with kids his own age, he actually got along well with Aimi...she tended to mother him slightly and it was quite sweet.

 

Kutsu offered to take Shinai while I spoke to Itachi. He didn’t know what it was about but suspected it wasn’t child friendly.

 

When I walked in, Itachi stopped his paperwork and frowned at me.

 

“You do know you’re meant to take your clothes off when you go to the baths?”

 

“Trying a new thing. What’s up?”

 

He passed me a few files.

 

“Oh.”

 

First was the interrogation report from Kuro. The Akatsuki had been the ones to inform him of my identity - Sasori to be exact. And he even supplied the sedative and chakra suppressing cuffs. They informed him of my affiliation with Konoha, and I was now fair game, as far as they were concerned. They would no longer be protecting me...his blackmail of Aiya was nothing but taking advantage of a situation. She had been drunk and used my real name in passing...it was enough for him to jump on.

 

Next were a few intelligence reports. Some were just rumours (but I always did believe rumours were more reliable than people thought), and one report from someone based in a intel exchange hub (in other words, a shady town filled with low lives - these were never long term missions as people tended to get too wrapped into the lifestyle) who informed that the Akatsuki were gunning for my head. No bounty, but if someone did happen to get me, they’d be in their favour...and several people who I had pissed off in the past - not from official missions, more when I went off script- had been informed of where to find me. And many, like Kuro, wanted revenge.

 

Some of these people had been attempting to bribe people for further information on me, or even try and enter the village. These had been caught, but it wasn’t ideal.

 

And to put the icing on the cake, I now had my own little Bingo Book entry. A cool thirty-five million ryo...It didn’t say who had put up the bounty, but it didn’t matter. The only good thing was that they didn’t have a real picture or description of me, and the information was sorely lacking.

 

I sighed. “This is problematic.”

 

“It is.”

 

I ran the options through my head. I was safe in the village, but some of the people I had pissed off down the line either had deep pockets, or were fairly powerful. Hell, even some members of the Allied Nations would have been after me if I hadn’t already been introduced to them...Suna, mainly.

 

Some mercenaries or shinobi from the lesser nations may still accept missions against me. Getting into Konoha was difficult, especially with the fortifications I had made, but some were crafty and had very loose morals.

 

In all honesty, it would have been better if the Akatsuki were just after me. But instead they were using my own games against me. I was almost proud.

 

“What are you thinking?” Itachi said.

 

“I’m thinking this is a pile of bullshit.”

 

“We knew this would happen eventually. I think we were lucky to have escaped notice for so long.”

 

“I know...but they are playing a dirty game. They’ve allowed themselves publicity, purely to screw me over. I can handle threats, but this is many at once...you know, the best spy in the world isn’t a the best spy anymore if everyone knows about them.”

 

“I think it’s safe to say you are on lockdown.”

 

I shook my head. “No...it’s safe to say I need to disappear.”

 

It was the only real option I could think of. I wasn’t the problem - it was Shinai. If people were trying to get information on me, eventually someone would manage- they always do. And if they found out about him and he became a target - again -  I could never live with myself.

 

If I wasn’t around, he would be safe...safer. He didn’t have my name, and no one outside of our circles knew about him. I doubted Aiya would have divulged that information- and there was nothing to that effect in the reports from Kuro’s interrogation. Even the Akatsuki didn’t release that information, and Kisame definitely knew.

 

I gasped.

 

“That fucking glorious shark.”

 

“What?” Itachi asked.

 

“I think Kisame didn’t tell them. About Shinai...they are more than willing to use leverage, but there’s no mention of me having a child on these reports.”

 

“You know that’s not likely.”

 

“It is. I know it is.” I swear, if he were here I’d kiss him...or maybe just hug? I’d like my head intact. “Either way, I can’t stay here. Shinai could become a target...or others could die if Konoha is attacked. I won’t have that on my head.”

 

“Erena, that is not a solution. And you will be safe here. I can ensure it. You don’t need to run away the first sign of trouble.” He looked exasperated.

 

“Are you saying this as my friend or the Hokage?” I asked him.

 

“Both. The village is not defenceless. Have more faith in us...Shinai will be safer with you here, you have already shown that.”

 

“Shinai will be safer if he is not affiliated with me at all.”

 

“I will not allow you to leave the village,” Itachi said, his eyes were set and his body was tense. “You are more use against the Akatsuki here, and you know it.”

 

He had a point. “Fine...But you will reconsider the first sign of a security breach...either that, or I leave regardless. I will not put my son in harms way for the actions of my past.”

 

“He will not be.”

 

“I hope you are right,” I said.

 


 

To say I was paranoid was an understatement. I had to inform Gai and the Nara’s of the problem to keep them on guard. I didn’t tell them that I wanted to leave, but I think both Shikaku and Shikamaru guessed - they knew how I worked. Gai had faith in the village to keep me safe and I wished I shared his enthusiasm. He seemed to think Shinai wasn’t a concern at all which completely baffled me - he didn’t understand the depths people would go to for money and power...how he survived this long being as innocent as he was I would never know.

 

I had decided to give little lessons with Shinai about ‘stranger danger’, and finally gave Gai permission for some small skills in taijutsu and self defence. Very small skills. He was a little young to be learning at offensive skills, but needs must. Kakashi was all for it, but he was a freak who graduated from the academy at four years old, and wasn’t exactly the poster child for a happy emotionally stable childhood experience.

 

I left that part to Gai and Kakashi, and told them if I saw even the smallest scratch on him, I’d have their heads. When he came back looking flawless later on in the evening, but looking pleased with himself, I knew they took it seriously enough. Kakashi also decided to come up with a way for him to utilise his chakra control to distract people, and was teaching him little tricks there, too.

 

Unfortunately, Shinai now thought he could practice anytime he wanted, and I became his favourite punching bag. From kicking me in the shin, randomly hitting me in the throat when I picked him up, and even burning me with his hands (whoever taught him that deserved a special kind of hell).

 

Once, I was cooking dinner, he asked to help so I picked him up to cradle him on my hips. He helped with the stirring until he got bored, before grabbing my wrist. Initially i thought it was cute and he wanted to hold my hand until I felt a burning sensation.

 

I snapped my head up and looked at him. “Don’t do that,” I growled.

 

He stopped immediately, looked worried and removed his hands. When he saw the red marks his eyes widened.

 

“I’m sorry...”

 

I put him down, but didn’t say anything, and worked to summon chakra to heal the area. He just stood there and looked at me, worry in his eyes.

 

“I’m not going to shout at you, I’m just disappointed,” I said. “Whatever they are teaching you should not be used on friends and family. It hurts. I thought you knew better.”

 

He didn’t speak to me until after dinner (he was embarrassed), and I made Gai have a chat with him about appropriate use of skills...neither of them had decided to have that discussion, thinking he was smart enough to work it out himself. I then realised we’d been lacking in his moral and ethical education, and with him spending so much time around adult shinobi who spent so much time training, he hadn’t been able to understand appropriate boundaries.

 

The next few days I spent trying to install some semblance of understanding. I think he got it, but it was too early to tell. For now, I just had to wait and see.

 

A few days later Shinai and I were walking through town, when I heard a random but familiar yelling.

 

“Why is he shouting on top of a pole?” Shinai asked. “Aren’t ninja supposed to be quiet?”

 

I looked up and sure enough, Uzumaki Naruto was being an idiot. He’d been gone for three years, and while he was taller, he was still a loudmouth. I couldn’t expect anything else from someone who had been spending their time with Jiraiya.

 

I snorted. “They are. But some are just walking disasters.”

 

“Isn’t that what Kakashi-ojisan calls you?”

 

“Hmmm...well, your Kakashi-ojisan is a dead man walking, it seems.”

 

We continued our shopping and had lunch. On the way back I saw Kakashi and Jiraiya sitting down having dango. I walked over to them and stood by the top of their table. I took one of Kakashi’s dango sticks, and ate one ball before offering the other to Shinai, who was thrilled.

 

“Why are you telling my son I’m a walking disaster?” I asked, emotionless face trained on Kakashi.

 

I could see his soul leaving his body. “Mah, well...he must have misunderstood...”

 

“Misunderstood my ass. You’re on shaky grounds.” I pointed my finger at him. “Next time you’ll be hung, drawn and quartered...Jiraiya. Will you close your mouth, I can see what you’ve been eating.”

 

Jiraiya was watching the exchange and staring at Shinai like he was the most shocking thing in the world. Shinai was staring back at him, with extreme confusion.

 

“Is he okay?” He whispered loudly to me.

 

“Not in the slightest.”

 

“You...you...why do you have a child?” Jiraiya practically shouted.

 

“Reproduction. It’s a thing. And stop staring, it’s rude.”

 

Still in shock, he slowly leaned forward and poked Shinai on the chest, as if to check he was real. He went to try it a second time, but Shinai grabbed his finger, and sent heated chakra to his hand surface.

 

“Ow! Did he just burn me?” He started waving his finger around dramatically. “He just burned me!” He looked in shock to Kakashi to me.

 

“Sorry Mother, was that bad again?” Shinai looked at me in concern. I smiled at him.

 

“Absolutely not. That was perfect.”

 

“Mah, I don’t know. Didn’t look hot enough to me...it’ll barely blister,” Kakashi said, acting the critical sensei. “I’d at least double it.”

 

Shinai’s face went serious and nodded in understanding.

 

“What...how did a baby just to that?” Jiraiya asked.

 

“Welcome back to Konoha!” I chirped, and waved as I walked off.

 


 

 

The next morning, I was heading in to the Tower early to go over the new intel reports. It was bound to be a boring day. Gai was in-village, so he was in charge of Shinai, meaning I could probably get triple the amount of work done, and potentially not have to go in tomorrow...which meant I could lie in bed late. Mmmm.

 

As per usual, Itachi was already there and going over mission distribution. I grabbed some of the ones he set aside for me to assess, and left him to his own work. I didn’t do conversation that early in the morning.

 

I went to my little hidey-hole office and poured over the requests...did people really think we were so gullible? You state your box is full of books, but it needs two horses to carry the weight of it, and you want a C-rank charge? Nope, we’ll be inspecting that first, thanks. And someone else being adamant that their route will take them through a patch of forest filled with mercenaries? You’re just wanting the insurance pay-out when your ‘mission’ inevitably gets fucked. Decline.

 

My eyes were bleeding, so I decided to go over the new intel reports...there was a lot of movement of late, especially at the Kumo border. Many people had been brutally killed, with no rhyme or reason. There was no link, and nothing to say who the perpetrator was. Local authorities were thinking they were unrelated. And only last week two bingo book entries had been removed just outside of that area...Kumo needed warned, and yesterday. I grabbed the report and walked through to the office.

 

“Hey, Itachi, we’ve got a problem.”

 

“Erena! What’re you doing here! Tell Itachi we need a better mission! Dattebayo!”

 

I blinked at him. “I’m fine thanks, nice to see you too” I said sarcastically. “Itachi, give him a better mission, and while you’re at it, send word to A that the Akatsuki’s approaching Kumo.”

 

“WHAT?!” Naruto shouted.

 

“Erena...please...classified. Things like this are classified,” Itachi groaned.

 

“What? They’ll find out soon enough anyway,” I shrugged.

 

“Give me that,” Itachi said and took the report from me. “This is still coded, why hasn’t it been deciphered?”

 

“You need it deciphered? Itachi, you’re slacking.” I rolled my eyes.

 

“What do you mean the Akatsuki are moving on Kumo?!” Naruto said again.

 

“Dobe...shut up,” Sasuke hissed.

 

“But Teme, this is important, dattebayo!”

 

“Just shut up and let Erena talk...she’ll tell us anyway. She’s a motormouth.”

 

A look of understanding went over Naruto’s face. “Ohhh.” And he shut up.

 

“Motormouth? I’m not a motormouth. Am I a motormouth?” I looked at Kakashi.

 

“Mah, I’m not stupid enough to answer that.” Okay, I’ll give him that.

 

“Enough...I am not changing your mission. Sasuke, Naruto, I don’t care how much the two of you complain. Dismissed.”

 

“But what about the Akat-“

 

“Hokage-sama! There’s trouble in Suna!” A kunoichi from the Cipher division came running in. She handed Itachi a scroll, before she started blushing. Didn’t Itachi’s fan girls get the memo he was taken?

 

Itachi read the missive before handing it to me.

 

“Aw fuck...well...I think they’ll stop complaining about getting a shit mission now.”

 


 

 

Gaara had been taken by Sasori and Deidara. Suna was in ruins, many people were injured and many were dead. They meant business.

 

With the movement in Kumo, it meant the Akatsuki were done with sitting and preparing, and were now focusing on the next step in their plans. If they were starting the Bijuu extraction process, then everything would be going quickly now...I just hoped I put enough of a dent into their schemes.

 

“We need to move quick,” Itachi said. “Erena, I want you to brief them on these members as much as you can. Skills, tactics...everything.”

 

“Huh? But we need to leave now! Gaara is in danger!” Naruto shouted. “What can Erena tell us?”

 

“I was a member of a the Akatsuki for nearly five years, Naruto. I know them personally.”

 

“I thought that was a mistake? Bad rumours?” Sakura asked.

 

“Nope. I was undercover. It sucked balls, but here we are...you don’t want to run into  this kind of thing blind, trust me.”

 

I told them everything I knew about the others capabilities, and just hoped Kakashi would be able to come up with a plan on the fly. I would have offered to go, but I knew I would be shot down, so there was no point in asking. It was frustrating, but what could you do?

 

I did manage to convince Itachi to send out another two teams after them. After they left, he summoned Team Gai and Team Shisui, a three man team containing Shisui, Sai and Obito...at least Obito was going and had a deep knowledge of the Akatsuki too...even if it wasn’t as up to date as mine. I gave them all chakra and scent  suppressors, but it was mainly for Obito’s benefit- I didn’t want him getting caught out.

 

I walked them to the gates with Itachi, with Shinai beside me. Gai and Lee were trying to one up each other about how fast they could make the journey. Shisui looked like he wanted to die.

 

“I can’t handle this for the next three days,” he groaned. “How do you deal with it on a daily basis?”

 

“If you can’t beat them, join them.” I shrugged.

 

“Join them? The moment I see you in a green jumpsuit I’m calling an intervention.”

 

“Actually, it’s purple.” I smiled. I hadn’t worn it in years, but mentioning it served its purpose.

 

“No. God no. This is unacceptable,” he looked like he was having a crisis. “ITACHI! You’re Hokage, do something about this!”

 

“What?” Itachi look worried. “What’s happened?”

 

“Erena. In a jumpsuit. Apparently it’s a thing...make it never be a thing.”

 

“Yosh! Erena, are you going to wear the Youthful jumpsuit again? I forgot about that! She was a vision of loveliness!” He grinned, and I returned it. Well...maybe I would dig it out again?

 

Shisui must have read my face right as he paled and started rubbing his eyes. “This is the worst.”

 

“Is this verbal foreplay?” Sai asked. TenTen and Neji both looked like they wanted to be sick. It made me grin even wider. I caught Gai’s eye and he was enjoying it, too.

 

The moment was broken by Gai sneezing. I sighed and gave him my handkerchief, which he used and then placed in his pack. “You call yourself a shinobi? You can’t even fight against pollen.”

 

“Every shinobi has their weaknesses, no matter how strong they may be!”

 

“Gai-sensei! Time is of the essence! We must go!” Lee shouted, bobbing around.

 

“Yosh! Let is begin our Youthful run! Farewell, my family!”

 

“Bye, father!” Shinai waved as they jumped off.

 

Shisui gave me one last look before leaving. “I am going to find that jumpsuit and burn it when I get back.” He waved his finger at me accusingly. Or, I would find it and wear it for when they came back...

 

“Whatever you say! Better hop to it, Shunshin no Shisui or you’ll be left behind!” He fave me a rude finger gesture before disappearing.

 

As soon as they all left by smile dropped and I looked to Itachi. “I guess we’ve got things to do?”

 

“I’ll call a council meeting,” he said, serious.

 


 

 

Itachi has always been proactive. Now the Akatsuki were becoming active, so would he.

 

He called a council meeting, which also included department heads, and disclosed the threat of the Akatsuki to everyone. They fully disclosed my undercover mission and information we had gained so far...if the Akatsuki knew I was working against them now, there was nothing to lose.

 

Itachi wanted everyone to be prepared - he didn’t want there to be squabbles about  secrets and lies, or any power struggles. He didn’t fully disclose the preparations we had made at that point; I think he wanted to ensure somethings were kept need to know, and compartmentalise as much as possible.

 

The Akatsuki didn’t come as a surprise to most, but the full extent was not known to them all. There were hundreds of questions which Itachi handled artfully. I kept quiet - this was his stage.

 

He explained that, as of now, we would be preparing for war. He didn’t know what type of war - but training would begin nonetheless. Several thought this was extreme- as the Akatsuki were only a threat of small numbers - but he convinced them to prepare anyway.

 

We would be working in coordination with the other Allied Nations, with a tactical team from each country putting their heads together to discuss strategies for various scenarios and how to fight against each opponent. Hopefully we wouldn’t need them, but it didn’t hurt to be prepared. My communication scrolls would be distributed soon, allowing for linked full room projections across the five countries (it was a bastard working out how to join them all over the distance seamlessly, but I got there).

 

I would join Inoichi and the intelligence team to oversee the collection and analysis of information. I was offered to join the tactical team, but I wasn’t a fan of warfare especially when others lives were at stake...I later offered to give a second opinion on certain things, but I preferred to stick to my role.

 

The planning talks took days, during which we didn’t hear much from the others in Suna. Eventually, we received a hawk stating the Kazekage had been successfully recovered, and the teams would be returning soon. I let out I breath I didn’t realise I had been holding.

 

A few days later everyone returned, relatively unscathed...and with a prisoner.

 

Sasori had been killed (by Sakura...the little minx), and Teams Kakashi and Shisui had managed to capture Deidara. Riding on one of Sai’s ink birds, they snuck up on him from high in the air, and Obito managed to place him with one of my knockout tags before he realised what was happening. It hadn’t been removed from him yet...I accompanied Neji and Sasuke to T and I, where I drew some very secure chakra suppressing seals over a cell before even thinking about waking him up. I also advised they use the chakra suppressing gauntlets, placed on me by Kuro, for good measure so his creepy hands were covered.

 

“Erena, bringing me gifts now?” Ibiki said, when I had just finished the seals on the cell.

 

“You know me, I’m very giving.”

 

“Hm. I bet you are.” I swear to god, one day I was going to stab that man and not feel any remorse.

 

“Ibiki. Stop being a creep. It’s seriously getting old...just like you are.”

 

“You know, they say experience comes with age.”

 

“You know what? I think I’m done here. If I’ve forgotten anything, its your fault if you get blown up.”

 

I stormed out, and Neji followed me, while Sasuke stayed put until more guards arrived. “Was Morino Ibiki trying to flirt with you?” He asked, perplexed.

 

I sighed. “Badly. He was flirting badly.”

 

“But, what about Gai-sensei?” I shot him the most disgusted look.

 

“Morino flirting with Gai? Absolutely not!”

 

“That’s not what I meant,” he gave me a dry look.

 

“Gai’s aware...Morino’s just an annoying gnat in the grand scheme of things...or more like a mosquito? Since he’s a little blood sucker.”

 

“But...why?”

 

“He’s a sadist, and sadly somethings I have done in the past appeal to him. He think’s we’re two peas in a pod, but he couldn’t be more wrong.”

 

“He thinks you’re a sadist?” Neji smirked. “Considering you’ve had a child with Gai-sensei, I’d say you’re more of a masochist.”

 

I smacked him over the head.

 


 

 

I wasn’t there for the full debrief, but I was there for most of it.

 

Team Kakashi has successfully managed to track the Akatsuki hideout where they were attempting to extract the Ichibi...unfortunately for the Akatsuki, it had not gone well.

 

My protecting seal has done it’s job, and after three days they realised they had made almost no progress on the extraction. They were attempting to move Gaara (I suspected to the headquarters for Pein to attempt removal himself) when Team Kakashi arrived. While they fought, Team Shisui also arrived and everything went swimmingly. Sasuke and Sakura battled Sasori, with Sakura landing the final blow, while the others took on Deidara and attempting to rescue Gaara safely.

 

Gai’s team had been delayed with another fight- with Kisame. Accordingly to team, Kisame had taken a personal dislike to Gai due to previous battles...Gai was playing the fool to rile him up, but he was also taking it personally as well (because of me). Interestingly, when Gai was retrieving his nunchaku from his bag, the handkerchief I had given him had slipped out...Kisame had smelled my scent on it and had looked at Gai incredulously. He had continued the fight in full force, but gave Gai a warning that he wouldn’t repeat to anyone, even me.

 

“I’ll find out one way or another!” I said to him. He tried to deny it...he didn’t seem bothered by whatever Kisame had said, and it made me even more intrigued.

 

“And now we need to determine how the Akatsukis new member changes things,” Itachi said, thinking.

 

“Whoa, I miss something? What new member?”

 

“The one that caused the delay for Team Kakashi reaching the hideout.” Ah, I was gone for that part.

 

“Who?”

 

“Yakushi Kabuto.”

Notes:

Oh, hi there Plot. I’ve missed you.

Chapter 59: Assimilation arc: part 4

Chapter Text

“I’m getting married.”

 

I spat out my coffee and looked across the table in shock, then looked at the cup in front of me. I was sitting in a cafe with Itachi and Shisui - Shisui had asked to go out for a drink but time was limited these days and this was all Itachi could commit to.

 

“Has someone put something in my coffee? I’m pretty sure I just hallucinated.” I sniffed the cup in question, seriously checking for poison.

 

“I asked Odori to marry me. She said yes!” Shisui exclaimed, happy. Huh, not imagining things then.

 

“Congratulations? I’m sorry, I’ll gather more enthusiasm when I get over the shock.” It was true. This wasn’t something I imagined Shisui to say, in all honesty. He hadn’t shown any inclination that’s where he was heading, and the thought to Shisui being married seemed alien to me.

 

“Congratulations, Shisui. I knew she’d say yes,” Itachi said with a smile.

 

“Wait, you knew?” I asked, flabbergasted.

 

“Who do you think he came to for advice on how to do it?” Itachi said, and I could totally see the smug look in his eyes.

 

“Hey, that’s no fair! I was technically the one to set you up...shouldn’t I get first dibs on this kind of thing?” I pouted.

 

“Technically I’m telling you before I tell the clan...does that count?” He asked. I think he was finding my annoyance funny.

 

I pouted more. “I suppose it’s something...but when you have your first child, I get to know before him.” I pointed my thumb to Itachi. “And yes, I am being this pathetic.”

 

“Kids are a looooooong way off,” he laughed. I snorted.

 

“Odori will get pregnant within a year of you marrying.”

 

“Six months,” Itachi quipped. We looked at each other and nodded, before shaking hands.

 

“Did you guys just bet on when I’m having kids?” Shisui asked, incredulous. “That’s never going to happen!”

 

“Shisui, are you truly going to bet against both me and Erena?” Itachi took a sip of his drink, raising an eyebrow. I smirked.

 

Shisui’s face went white.

 

“I hate you both.”


 

We received word from Kumo that the Akatsuki had attempted to take the Nibi from Yugito. She managed to trap them, but they attacked her nonetheless. They had attempted to extract the bijuu, however reinforcements had arrived before they noticed it wasn’t working - thanks to the warning from us. The two members managed to escape, and Yugito was recovered before they could leave with her.

 

Life was too stressful right now.

 

Iwa were sending their ambassador and a contingent of soldiers to deal with Deidara. As per the treaty, any missing nin must be dealt with by their own nations unless grievous crimes had been committed to that particular nation- which sadly didn’t fall to us. Suna may have been able to claim this, but they were still dealing with the aftermath of the attack.

 

Thankfully, in cases like Deidara- any information regarding the Akatsuki would be shared.

 

It was seriously messing with Ibiki not being allowed to interrogate the prisoner sitting in his cells, and he was getting more and more tetchy as time went on. At least twice a day he would come to the Tower and demand access. Each time he was shot down but I seriously worried about anyone in his path.

 

For some reason, he thought I would be an ally in this, and approached me numerous times. He wasn’t polite about it in the slightest, and no matter how often I told him to ‘fuck off,’ he didn’t get the picture.

 

When the Iwa contingent finally arrived, I thought he was ready to explode. Thankfully, for everyone involved, they decided to question him before even thinking about moving him.

 

To say they preferred the ‘torture’ part of ‘torture and interrogation’ was an understatement. Watching made me feel quite uncomfortable...they didn’t get much information out of him, and I think Deidara found a lot of their attempts quite funny? To be honest, I’d probably react the same if i was me.

 

“Amateurs,” Ibiki scoffed. I sent him a dry look.

 

“Torture rarely produces reliable results, so yes...anyone that tortures to get information is an amateur.”

 

“It’s all about your technique. I’ve never had any complaints,” he grinned at me.

 

I didn’t rise to the bait, and simply huffed and took my attention back to the room.

 

They were moving past ninjutsu torture, and more towards the physical and life altering kind when I’d had enough. I barged into the room.

 

“For gods sake, give it a rest!” I shouted at them. “Are you trying to punish or get information? Because I know what it looks like from here!”

 

“Erena?” Deidara asked, looking at me though the hair over his face. “This is a little unexpected.”

 

“You know him!?” One of them explained.

 

“We’re old friends from work,” I replied dismissively. “You’ve managed to get fuck all, so take a break.”

 

“And who are you to think you have any authority over our prisoner?”

 

“No one, but I am invoking the human rights clause of the treaty - you are about to cause irreparable harm to a prisoner of war and this will not be tolerated.”

 

I was particularly proud of these additions to the contracts. The treaties had been altered at time went on, and this was one I managed to slip in. I would have loved to ban torture completely, but small victories first.

 

“You are treading on dangerous ground,” he growled.

 

“No, you are. Now change your tactics or I will have no choice but to summon the Hokage.”

 

In a moment of fury, he barged out of the room, knocking my shoulder as he went past. “Rude!”

 

I heard Deidara laugh. “Ah, so you really have betrayed the Akatsuki-un? Such a pity.”

 

I sat in the chair in front of him. “Oh, honey. I was never actually part of the Akatsuki to begin with.” I grinned. “Ever hear of the term double agent?” I trying to rile him up. The more emotional the better.

 

A flash of fury went across his face. “You think you’re so smart. The moment I get out of here, I’ll show you my true art!”

 

“Blowing shit up isn’t art. It’s pathetic really,” I sneered.

 

“What do you know!”

 

“Lots of things...like how everyone is now moving on the Jinchuriki. And that your extraction process failed miserably.”

 

He scoffed. “Pein-sama has that under control. Your little seal on the Ichibi was only a minor set back.”

 

“Hmm...so Pein thinks he can break the seal? I’m guessing you were planning to take the Kazekage to him directly then?” His eyes hardened. “Excellent, so you can’t figure it out in the field yet.”

 

“I’m not telling you anything-un!”

 

“So, hows about that Kabuto, huh?” I watched his face carefully. His eyes flashed with hatred, and initially I couldn’t figure out if it was directed to me until his jaw clenched. “Hate him, too?”

 

“You Konoha nin can’t be trusted. You’re just a bunch of snakes! You all come in with your own stupid agendas and think you’re all so sneaky! Where’s the art in it!”

 

Interesting word choice. “We really haven’t done well in the Akatsuki, have we? So Kabuto joined Akatsuki for his own gains, and is utilising his past talents as a spy?” I snorted. “He ain’t got nothing on me.”

 

Deidara grinned. “I wouldn’t be so sure.”

 

The door opened and the Iwa nin had returned. “Ah, looks like your date has returned. I hope you have a good time.” I said as I waved and walked out the door.

 

I joined Ibiki in the viewing area again.

 

“Well?”

 

I snorted. “Deidara’s a stupid fuck.”


 

From the chat with Deidara he confirmed my suspicions that they hadn’t expected such difficulty with the seals. That being said, they weren’t completely impervious, and I had no doubt Pein would figure out a way to disengage them himself...it did mean a massive delay in their plans, as they weren’t able to capture and extract the Bijuu in the field - they would have to find a way to transport them to Pein.

 

I had made their missions that little bit more impossible and I was very pleased with myself.

 

Kabuto would likely be problematic - I suspected he was the one who came up with the idea to publicly sabotage me. He was trained by Danzo in a similar way, and the method seemed familiar...even if crude.

 

My main concern with him was Deidara insinuating he had something on me, or perhaps wanted me? It had me a little worried. If he was after revenge for Orochimaru, this would be even more problematic than I thought.

 

I explained all my concerns to Itachi, but he didn’t think it changed matters. We still had preparations to do.

 

Interrogation attempt failed, and Deidara was being transported back to Iwa. I personally thought this was a massive mistake. There were too many variables on the rood, and they’d be foolish to think they wouldn’t end up being tracked. While the others discussed routes and plans, I prepared a few security seals but it was still too risky. Iwa was far too stubborn.

 

While everyone was on down time, I also went to place the Jinchuriki seal fortifier on Naruto. Jiraiya had demanded to inspect it himself before placement, which was understandable.

 

“Say, this is actually quite good work,” he said. “Not something I’ve considered- I’ve been more worried about keeping the damn thing from breaking out.” He laughed.

 

“Thanks...hopefully we’ll never need it, but it pays to be prepared,” I said, drawling another version on paper for transfer.

 

“Hmm...it’s a pity you don’t know more about the specifics of their extraction process. If you could specifically protect against that, half the battle is over.”

 

“Sorry, information about old scary statues isn’t just lying around the Konoha Public Library...even Pein had no reference material. And trust me, I looked.” When I was there, I read most paperwork present. There was nothing that discussed the seal ritual in detail.

 

“If it’s as old as you say, it probably wouldn’t. What about more ancient texts?”

 

“Not exactly Konoha’s forte.” There were a few old scrolls, but mainly simple history notes.

 

“There’s a few places they can be found, the religious temples usually have a vast library, and the university in the capitol.”

 

I thought for a second. He may have a point. “The Fire Temple isn’t too far away...think they would have anything?”

 

He shrugged. “Possibly? I wouldn’t know...I’m, erm, not exactly welcome there.”

 

“Monks not take to kindly to your perverted ways? I can relate.”

 

“There may have been an unfortunate incident with one of the local townsfolk...”

 

“I’m surprised you’re allowed anywhere...now where is Naruto anyway? I don’t have all night.” It was getting pretty late and if I didn’t head home soon I’d spend no time with Shinai today - I hadn’t seen him much lately and I was feeling pretty terrible.

 

“Kid’s been training with Kakashi, probably lost track of time,” he shrugged.

 

“Well, I’m not waiting any longer. If you see him, just head over to my house. Or we can do it tomorrow.”

 

I packed my things and went home. Thankfully, Shinai was still awake - although the same could not be said for Gai. He was passed out on the sofa, mouth wide open and snoring. Shinai was sitting on his chest reading a story book. I snorted at the sight.

 

“Eh, isn’t if supposed to be your father reading stories to you, not the other way about?”

 

“Mother!” He leapt off to get to me. He much not have been very gentle about it because Gai jumped awake.

 

“Oh! You have returned!” He said, taking a break to yawn. “I gather you have had a very busy day? We missed your Youthful face! Oh, and a messenger came with a letter for you!”

 

“Youthful face?” I scrunched my face at the weird compliment, and opened the letter he handed me. “Oh, it’s just an invitation to Shisui’s engagement party. Boring.” I said, and threw it on the counter. I’m guessing the Uchiha clan were wanting an excuse for a party, because I couldn’t see it being his idea.

 

“Shisui is engaged?! What a youthful event!” He beamed as he read the invite. “When did that happen?”

 

I sat on the kitchen counter while eating the dinner Gai has already prepared. I would have preferred to go miss dinner, with it being so late, but Gai would never have it.

 

“Hmm...only a few days ago.He’s excited. It’s quite cute... I can’t believe I just described anything Shisui does as cute, I’m going to burn in hell.”

 

“I will find them tomorrow and give my congratulations to them both! To have such good news in such uncertain times is a wonder!”

 

“Mother...can I have your water chestnut?” Shinai asked. It was a favourite of his so I plucked a few from the bowl. “Thank you!”

 

There was a knock at the door and Gai went to answer.

 

“Guest!” I heard him boom. “And what can I do for you on such a pleasant evening?!”

 

“Gai-sensei? Erm...Jiraiya sent me here. I think to see Erena?” I heard Naruto say.

 

“Gai, let him in!” I shouted through. “And he better not track any mud on the floor!”

 

“That’s my job,” Shinai said, beaming.

 

I booped his nose. “It’s no ones job, mister.”

 

Naruto entered the kitchen. “Her, Erena...sorry I’m late I- who’s the kid?”

 

I rolled my eyes. Mikoto had tried to install manners into him but clearly it was all forgotten.

 

“Hi! I’m Shinai!” Shinai waved happily.

 

“You have a kid, dattebayo?” He looked at me in surprise.

 

“Yes, obviously. Shinai, this is Naruto- he’s Sasukes best friend. Naruto, this is Shinai.”

 

“You’re Sasuke-niisans best friend?” Shinai looked at him in shock. “But you’re so...loud? And he’s so cool.”

 

“Hey, I’m cool, too. Dattebayo!” Naruto looked incensed. “What are you teaching this kid?!”

 

“Sadly it’s more what Sasuke is teaching him...” I sighed. “If he wasn’t so good with him, I’d swear he was doing it just to irritate me.”

 

“Sasuke’s good with kids??” Naruto looked very confused.

 

“Yosh! Shinai and Sasuke have developed a deep bond! It is quite the Youthful mentorship!” Gai said. While I was annoyed by the situation, Gai was happy for Shinai to have someone else to look up to - he felt it would benefit both of them. I disagreed but as the house hadn’t burned down yet, I was willing to let it go. Plus, it meant an extra babysitter.

 

“I’m so confused...” Naruto looked lost and I snorted.

 

“Gai...can you take Shinai? I need to draw on Naruto,” I winked. Gai flushed a little from being reminded of his little jealous tantrum. I hadn’t let him forget it. He admitted to me that he trusted me, but didn’t trust others around me due to certain attentions I had garnered from people like Ibiki. While he easily got over the jealousy towards Killer B, he didn’t like the idea that a Kage might have developed affections for me. He was an absolute idiot.

 

“Mother, but you said drawing on people was bad?” Shinai asked. A few weeks ago he had tried it out. I was not impressed with his endeavours.

 

“Sometimes it’s okay...you know like mothers tattoos?” I had hold him the seals on my arms were tattoos to avoid explaining fuuinjutsu. “It’s something like that.”

 

“I’ll put Shinai to bed...say goodnight to your mother and Naruto!”

 

“Night mother, night Sasuke’s less cool friend!” He planted a kiss on my cheek and ran over to Gai before they went upstairs.

 

“You little brat-“ Naruto started.

 

“Hey, no insulting Shinai, okay? This is painless but it doesn’t have to be.” Seriously? Who does he think he is?

 

“Oh, sorry...” he said, rubbing the back of his neck. “So is this the thing that stopped them from taking the Ichibi?”

 

“Yup. It’s not foolproof, but it’s already shown to have done it’s job...now unzip your jacket, I need access to your current seal.”

 

He went quiet but did as I asked. I grabbed the scroll then transferred the seal over.

 

“Done.”

 

“That’s it? But usually fuuinjutsu is more...flashy?”

 

“It’s only as flashy as you want it to be. I let my seals do the talking...now, you eaten? There’s left over stirfry? Gai makes too much, and I generally have the appetite of a sparrow unless sweets are involved.”

 

“Aw really? That would be amazing, dattebayo!”

 

Naruto stayed for quite a while and ended up regaling lots of stories about his time away. Despite my general lack fo faith in Jiraiya, Naruto actually had a good time. He didn’t tell me everything he learned, but he didn’t seem unhappy. I was leaning next to Gai, half asleep by the time he left. I declared to Gai I was just going to sleep on the sofa because stairs were too much effort, when he simply carried me up (my plan worked).

 

I was sleep before I even made it to the bed.

 


 

“So, Itachi, I’ve been thinking...”

 

“No. Good things never come from that sentence,” he said, taking a break from his breakfast. Because he started so early in the morning these days, I would bring breakfast with me to the office or he wouldn’t eat it. Izumi had put a curfew on him, so if he wanted to work long hours, he had to make it up first thing...it was baffling why anyone would do that.

 

“Well, it’s happened. Jiraiya planted an idea in my head...I’d like permission to to go the Fire Temple and see if I can get permission to look at their library.”

 

“Fire Temple? Why?” He took a bite from his rice.

 

“He suggested they may have more information about the statue the Akatsuki use...in case if has religious significance. It might help protect the Jinchuriki even further...also, I kind of wanted to do my own research?” I scrunched my face up in embarrassment. “It was suggested that the...gifts me and Shinai share might be some kind fo Kekkei Genkai, or at least similar to an exctinct one. They may have records that we’re lacking here.”

 

“It’s too dangerous to let you out of the village right now, Erena. I’m sorry, I can’t allow it.”

 

“They won’t even know I’m on the road. And imagine if they do have information that can stop the Akatsuki? It’s too good an opportunity to pass.”

 

Itachi sighed. “You’ll just keep nagging won’t you?”

 

“Yea, sorry.” I shrugged with a smile.

 

“Fine.” He stopped and thought. “Team Gai and Kakashi are accompanying the Iwa shinobi to the border today. Leave with them, but I don’t want people knowing about this. The less people aware, the better.”

 

“Oh! Can I steal TenTen? It would be good for her to get practice in a bit of research,” I asked. She was going well in fuuinjutsu, but hadn’t had a go at researching information yet. While it wasn’t specifically fuuinjutsu related, it would still be a good opportunity.

 

“If Gai will allow it...” He said. “Why do I even bother. Yes you can take her.” He knew Gai wouldn’t say no.

 

I quickly arranged for Yoshino to take Shinai for a week or so, which wasn’t a problem at all. I quickly packed and went to meet the contingent at the gate.

 

I had an Appearance Modifier on, as a random Konoha jounin kunoichi. I finally had managed to solve the height issue with he modifiers - as least for me. I could make myself appear taller, but not shorten people yet. It was all a balance of mass and distribution.

 

I acted professional and handed Gai a letter from Itachi stating my real task, before nodding. He gave me a blank look (he was not impressed I was leaving the village) but schooled his features well enough to go along with the deception. I didn’t miss the force to which he scrumpled up and destroyed the mission scroll.

 

“Misou Sakiko is on a mission to deliver a scroll to the fire temple. She will assist in the escort until we part ways. Let us begin our Youthful mission!” He declared.

 

I received a few greetings from the others, and was completely ignored by the Iwa shinobi and Sasuke (no surprise there). Deidara was unconscious, by use of knockout tags, and well bound. He was placed in a containment of some kind, likely from Iwa, and was being carried between two of them. The teams took their places, and I assisted in the middle guard.

 

Gai was having a hard time ignoring me, but obviously didn’t want to break by cover. We took a break after half a day, and Gai came to speak to me when I was packing my bag.

 

“Why are you going to the Fire Temple? It seems reckless,” he said, concerned.

 

“I’m sorry, but it was a last minute decision. They may have crucial information there.”

 

“No one else could get it?” I shook my head and he sighed. “No detours?”

 

“Promise. I was hoping to take TenTen? She’ll be a big help.”

 

He seemed to think a minute before smiling. “That sounds like a Youthful idea!” I think it was mainly because he knew I’d never put her in trouble.

 

“Easy pleased...now come on, or people will start to suspect something’s up.”

 

We were only going for a few more hours until the paths were diverging. Gai called for another stop at the road marker.

 

“Ah, Sakiko-san! This is where we part ways! I hope your visit is only a short one!”

 

“Thank you so much Gai-san!” I bowed to him, then gave a few waves to the others.

 

“TenTen! You have a new mission!” Gai barked. TenTen seemed confused but came forward.

 

“Gai-sensei?”

 

“You are to accompany Sakiko-san on her mission and return to Konoha with her. The change comes direct from the Hokage!”

 

“But...”

 

“Why is TenTen leaving the team mid mission? This is unorthodox!” Neji said, looking angry.

 

“Oh, Hyuuga-san! I apologise for stealing your girlfriend! I ensure you I will make she she is returned to you intact!” I said, seeming very apologetic. I heard Naruto sniggering.

 

“She’s not-!” I winked at him and he stopped then sighed. “Of course it’s you,” he muttered under his breath. “She’s not my girlfriend.”

 

“Oh, I’m so sorry for the confusion! Are you okay TenTen-san? We really should leave.”

 

She seemed to shake herself out a daze before  saying, “Let’s go!” And joining me.

 

As we turned, to leave, I quickly ran over to plant Gai a quick peck on the cheek before running off. I could hear some shocked exclamations from Naruto and Lee in the background about how dare Gai cheat on me with some stranger.

 

“Erena? Is that you?” TenTen asked, not entirely sure. I grinned at her.

 


 

Initially I was a little concerned that the monks wouldn’t give me access to their library, but they did not believe in restricting knowledge. We were greeted warmly, and given a tour by a tiny old scholar, who seemed more than happy to show us around.

 

The temple was as you would imagine, and I’d never seen so many shaved heads in one place.

 

“Do you think they polish their heads?” I asked TenTen. “They’re so shiny.”

 

She fought back a giggle, trying to appear professional.

 

The library was massive. It was well catalogued, and had more books and scrolls than I had seen in one place. A good number of older or dangerous scrolled were locked away - some in cupboards, and some more fortified. I was curious to know what kind of scrolls would need securing behind iron boxes and seals...but I couldn’t let myself get carried away.

 

In all honesty, I didn’t have a clue where to start. I asked the scholar a vague question about ancient statues - stating it had to do with a mission - and he flew around to grab tens of books and scrolls for me and TenTen to look through. I was seriously impressed- he was far more efficient than any librarian I had even met.

 

After two days we were getting no where, and I think TenTen was starting to get bored. I told her she could go off and read her own topic, or explore the grounds. She took off like a rocket.

 

“Say, Lord Chukaku...could I ask a question a big more personal in nature?”

 

“You may, but I can’t promise an old man like myself can assist you in your problems,” he said amiably.

 

“Have you heard of the Kioku Meiro?”

 

He blinked rapidly and looked to me. “That was not what I expected. I have heard of the ability, but never met anyone that possesses it. I believe the last holder passed away decades ago. Why would you ask?”

 

“I’ve heard about it, and I was just curious...are there any books in here that might enlighten me?”

 

“Of course...let me see..” he toddled off and collected a few scrolls. “There may be more, but I will need to think on it. Have you perhaps encountered someone with it? That would be spectacular!”

 

“In what way?” I asked, curious.

 

He pulled out a scroll. “They were usually incredibly enlightened. Mostly scholars...many became monks or miko...I believe that is why the ability died out.”

 

“What? Not because of the purges?”

 

“Purges? In mist? Oh no!” He chuckled. “Very few became shinobi, so they did not gather a lot of attention. The only reason it was classified as a kekkei genkai was their natural affinity to manipulate chakra...but they rarely pursued a violent lifestyle.”

 

“I see...” Well, that kind of fits in with me. I only became a shinobi out of necessity for change. Shinai, however, was a born shinobi. “I had heard they came from Mist...is that true?”

 

“Yes, and no. They may have originated centuries ago, but as they travelled to pursue knowledge, they were present all over the land. They were often nomadic in nature, or settled around areas of knowledge.”

 

“And is it a dominant trait, like the Sharingan? Did it ever skip generations?”

 

He laughed at that. “Unfortunately, that I cannot answer. It would be nice to believe it could resurface again. That would be something! As a scholar, I could only dream of having a mind like that! The possibilities!” He stared off into the distance.

 

I smiled. “Lord Chukaku...the read pile there...pick a book, then a page and a line, if you please.”

 

He looked as me curiously before doing so. He picked a particular big tome. “Page five hundred and three, line...four.”

 

I said the line word for word and his eyes widened. Quickly, he picked another page and repeated, before trying with another book.

 

“You have the Kioku Meiro? This is amazing!...What else can you do? There were rumours of superior mental powers? I believe it was the Yamanaka that first named it...is your mind as complicated as the tales?”

 

I laughed. “Maybe? I don’t know if I have the Kioku Meiro, I’m just looking into it.”

 

He gasped. “Then we must research more!” And he ran off again.

 

I wanted to keep him. He was like my own personal research buddy, but far more enthusiastic than TenTen. I wondering if the Fire Temple would notice if he went missing and came back to Konoha? I’ve never seriously considered kidnap until right now...and who would have thought it would be for a tiny old man?

 

Sadly, our reverie was cut short.

 

“Erena! We have trouble!”

 

We ran to the front of the temple and I was greeted by a highly unexpected sight. Lord Chiroku was currently battling against Hidan...while Kakuzu watched on. And he seemed to be winning? I pushed my way through the pile of monks at the front of the temple to get a better look.

 

While it seemed like it was going well, Kakuzu looked non plussed...and Hidan was just taking it. Oh no...This wasn’t going well at all. I had seen them fight, and seen Hidan in action. This was going to be a massacre.

 

If Hidan went full power, or even if Kakuzu joined in, there was no way the temple would be standing by nightfall.

 

“TenTen! Get me ink and a brush, now!” I pushed my way back through the monks behind them. I took the ink, activated my Time Flicker seal and started drawing on the floor furiously. I had to move TenTen out of the way quickly, as the seal I was drawing was rather large.

 

Once complete, I checked the position of Lord Chiroku compared with the others and activated. A huge barrier went around the temple, with everyone inside, and Hidan and Kakuzu outside.

 

Until I could figure it out, attacking the two of them was impossible. They were immortal and I hadn’t been able to discover their weakness yet.

 

“What have you done to the temple!” Someone roared.

 

“Saving your fucking life!” I replied, and moved my way back to the front.

 

Chiroku was now looking confused by the barrier and staring at Hidan. Hidan was furiously trying to break into it.

 

“Nice try, Hidan. Better luck next time, “ I sneered.

 

He saw me and barked a laugh. “You fucking heathen, of course it’s you! How dare you get in the way of my holy ritual!”

 

“Nakahara Erena...this is fortuitous after all. With you here, we can keep Pein-sama happy, and get the bounty on your head too. This has been a worthwhile trip.”

 

“Good fucking luck with that,” I spat. I turned to Lord Chiroku. “I apologise, but if I had let this continue there would have been a massacre.”

 

“I understand...how long will the barrier last?”

 

I shrugged. “A few days?...can we continue this conversation inside?” I said, glancing to the zombie combo.

 

Once inside, I explained the situation to Lord Chiroku and the elders. There was no chance of them winning against the two as things stood. I advised sending word to Konoha for assistance...I had a slight plan, but it depended one what options were available.

 

They agreed to send their fastest runner, who should get to Konoha within a day. They exited by a secret passage, so I didn’t have to deactivate my barrier...I had fortified it so that nothing could get in or out, so even sending a signal to Konoha from inside was impossible.

 

While inside, everyone was tense. Hidan and Kakuzu kept trying different things to break the barrier, but all were unsuccessful. I was worried they may leave to go to the nearest town for hostages, but they didn’t seem keep to leave, thankfully.

 

During the time, I stayed in the library but focused my reading elsewhere. The library was also a haven for fuuinjutsu. There were so many branches I had never considered before. I found one scroll on a teleportation jutsu, while I intended to use on the monks if the barriers collapsed...ideally I needed an anchor, to go from point A to point B, but it would work okay for short distances.

 

There were also cool things like soul binding seals and trapping cursed souls...I wondered...

 

On the third day, our back up arrived. I was pleased to find four teams surrounding the front. There were many I didn’t recognise, but Team Asuma was present, and I could see Shisui out there.

 

I couldn’t hear what was being said, so I tried to make my way to the front of the temple. By the time I was there, the fighting had already began. Asuma was taking lead, but he managed to get caught by Hidan’s scythe.

 

“FUCK.” Did they not get my notes? I advised them to steer clear and use long range only with him.

 

I ran up the stairs and grabbed my notes, and turned to the monks and TenTen.

 

“I can help, but I need to release the barrier. You all need to get out and fast.”

 

“Erena, what are you going to do?” TenTen asked, worried.

 

I looked at her. “Use your weapons to distract Hidan, long range only and do NOT hit him. Once Shika has a shot, he’ll use his shadows...he’s not stupid. When he has him caught, I’m going to place a tag on Hidan that will trap him, and cut him of from his power source...or his god...whatever you want to call it. Hopefully he’ll be easy pickings.”

 

She nodded to me and went to the bottom of the steps while I went to deactivate the barrier. I made sure the monks would stay clear as soon as it was deactivated.

 

I could see Shikamaru preparing to use the shadow stitching technique, just as Hidan was about to piece his own chest, and kill Asuma in the process. If Shika wasn’t fast enough, I would have to use the Time Flicker regardless, but there was no guarantee my tag would work is Hidan wasn’t restrained.

 

I deactivated the barrier, and watched as TenTen weapons all around Hidans feet, causing him to pause for a moment. It was just enough for Shika to bind him, and I activated the Time Flicker and ran. I placed the tag on his chest, and moved back out of range.

 

As I can back to normal speed, I saw the tag activate and the seal take effect.

 

“Shika, keep him steady! TenTen, hit him in non vital areas but enough to subdue him, now!”

 

She sent kunai to his shins, wrist and neck. Initially he looked thrilled, but on seeing the lack of effect on Asuma he looked angry.

 

“What kind of fucking sorcery is this! You act against a god!”

 

In a matter of seconds, the other shinobi were on him in an attempt to capture. In an act of desperation, he managed to get a grip of one of the kunai on the ground and slit his throat right in front of us...

 

He lay on the ground laughing as I watched in shock from a distance.

 

I expected him to heal, but the seal I had placed had done the job and soon the bleeding  out stopped.

 

Behind them, I saw the others continue to battle Kakuzu, but he used the shock of Hidan slicing his throat as a distraction and fled. Shisui went after him, and I didn’t see what happened after that.

 

I sat down on the ground mentally exhausted.

 

“Well, that was a fucking laugh,” I said sarcastically, no no one but myself.

 

“Oh, Erena-kun. I had no idea you had such a dark sense of humour.”

 

I whipped around and saw a figure just inside the temple. He was wearing a cloak but I couldn’t distinguish who it was. There was a flash of light, and I could just make out a sneering smile.

 

Before I could say anything, the floor exploded from under me. I tried to right myself using the broken stone as leverage, but a stray piece of rock hit my head and I was out.

 



 

Interlude

 

Itachi was waiting in the office. He had word that the Fire Temple mission was over and the teams were returning-the scouts had seen them in the distance.

 

There’s was a knock at the door, and he allowed entry.

 

Asuma, Shisui, Shikamaru and TenTen entered. They all looked exhausted.

 

“Report.”

 

Asuma cleared his throat. “The temple is secured. We arrived before there were any casualties of the habitants. Akatsuki member Hidan is dead.” Asuma handed him a body scroll, no doubt containing the remains of Hidan. “Unfortunately Kakuzu managed to escape.”

 

“It could not be helped. Either way, I would call neutralising one threat a great success.” He didn’t miss the way they tensed and TenTen was staring at the floor. “Are there any casualties?”

 

“Three members of the deployed teams require medical assistance.”

 

“I see...and did Erena opt to remain at the Fire Temple?” That was stupid, even for her.

 

Shikamaru clenched his jaw and stiffly raised his hand to Itachi. His hand contained another body scroll.

 

He felt ice flow through his veins.

 

“What is this?” Itachi’s voice went hard.

 

“Erena...she was caught in an explosion that destroyed the temple. She didn’t survive.” Shikamaru ground out.

 

Shisui was focused on the floor and refused to meet Itachi’s eyes. The devastation was clear on Shikamaru’s face and TenTens eyes were red from crying.

 

“You’re...sure? It is definitely Erena?”

 

“It’s Erena, I’m sorry,” Asuma said.

 

Itachi finally took the scroll handed out to him and stared at it. From everything she had been through, he didn’t expect a simple explosion to be her undoing. He couldn’t quite believe it.

 

“Thank you...you are dismissed. I will...inform Gai when he returns. Please do not speak to anyone else. Shikamaru...would you like me to inform your parents?”

 

Jounin or not, he would do this if Shikamaru needed it.

 

“No. I will do it,” he said, still tense.

 

“Then you are dismissed. Thank you for your efforts.”

 

They all left and Itachi was left alone gripping the scroll. He didn’t move for what felt like an eternity.

 

It must have been hours before his door went again and he was forced out of his stupor.

 

In walked Team Gai and Team Kakashi. Itachi felt his heart drop to his stomach.

 

“Hokage-Sama ! I can report our mission was a success and went forward without incident!” Gai said, saluting.

 

“At ease...”he waved. “Thank you...I will ask you for the full reports in due time....While you are all here, I must inform you all of an incident at the Fire Temple.” Everyone stilled. “Four days ago, there was an attack on the fire temple by two members of the Akatsuki.”

 

“What!? We need to head out, dattebayo!”

 

“There is no need. The temple was secured by a high level barrier seal, and teams were deployed in assistance. They have already returned.”

 

“That is a relief! Have Erena and TenTen also returned?” Gai said.

 

“Yes. TenTen was dismissed hours ago...I...I regret to inform you that Erena did not survive. I am sorry for your loss.”

 

He walked out to the front of the desk and handed the scroll he had been cradling to Gai.

 

He heard Sakura take in a breath but otherwise the room was silent.

 

Gai stared at the scroll but did not take it.

 

“I don’t understand,” he said.

 

“There was an explosion. I had not been given a full report, but she was caught in the blast.”

 

“An explosion?” Kakashi asked. “You are sure?” He seemed surprised.

 

“Unfortunately. Shikamaru and Shisui were there to confirm it.”

 

“No...I am sorry Hokage-sama but I cannot believe it. I...” Itachi could see a mixture of disbelief and heartbreak on his face. “I cannot believe it unless I see it for myself.”

 

“Gai, I would not recommend it,” Itachi said. Seeing the body of your loved one after such a trauma would help no one.

 

“Either way, I would like to request it. Please.” He was staring at the floor, fists clenched.

 

Itachi withdrew the scroll and nodded.

 

“I will arrange a viewing.”

 

After they left, Itachi went to the hospital to arrange a viewing in a private room. He watched as the scroll was unsealed. Erena appeared on the table. Her face clearly visible, except a large gash across her head. Her clothes were still soiled and there was clearly other trauma across her body. He had seen enough and signalled to the mortuary personal to begin cleaning her.

 

Gai soon arrived, with Shikaku with him. It appeared he wanted to see her as well.

 

“She is ready,” Itachi said, and he held the doors open for them.

 

They had cleaned her up well, changed her clothes and laid a white sheet over her body. It almost looked like she was sleeping.

 

They stared at her for ages, until Gai frowned. He pulled back the sheet and seemed to examine her arms and hands.

 

“This is not Erena.”

 

Itachi and Shikaku stopped and stared at him.

 

“I know Erena. Every inch of her. I know her face, her hands...This is not right. It’s not her.”

 

“But it looks like her.”

 

“No, the details are not right. I can promise you.

 

Within minute he had summoned healers to do checks. It didn’t take long, but they confirmed her medical history did not match the body on the table.

 

“It’s a fake...but a good one. Someone manipulated a corpse to look like her. It even fooled Shikamaru,” Shikaku said, stunned.

 

Gai looked relieved but concerned at the same time. “But then where is Erena?”

Chapter 60: Assimilation arc: part 5

Notes:

Little bit of a whump warning, and some mentions of medical experimentation

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I hate Yakushi Kabuto with every fibre of my soul.

 

He is a grade A prick.

 

He took me hostage, and dragged me in front of Pein. He is a total kiss ass, and probably would have presented me on a silver platter if he could.

 

They tried to intimidate me and interrogate me, but I just threw my sass back...when I asked Pein if anyone had ever played target practice with his eyeballs before (and if you get extra points for hitting bullseye) the fun was over and I was subjected to a truth serum, compliments of Kabuto.

 

I do not recommend truth serums at all. It was like being drunk, but all foggy and cloudy and you don’t even realise what verbal diarrhoea is escaping until it’s already out.

 

They made me confess that my time with the Akatsuki was a ruse and that I had disclosed everything I knew to Konoha. That I had been the mastermind to a lot of their sabotage, while I was a member and after. This enraged Pein to another degree and I genuinely thought my life would end right there. He did not tolerate traitors.

 

Fortunately and unfortunately, apparently Kabuto and Pein had a deal, where I would be turned over to Kabuto after - for retribution for the death of Orochimaru. Because he promised I would suffer, it was allowed.

 

As the truth serum wore off, they then asked me to disclose everything I knew about the Jinchiriki...so I started to recite a textbook I once read. By the time they realised by game, they only managed to ask how to disable the Jinchuriki Seal Fortifier, but I had enough control that I couldn’t answer clearly. My hand made a lot of movements in my brains way of describing it to them, but I might as well have been explaining everything in British Sign Language.

 

Apparently the truth serum could only be used in small doses, so further interrogation would have to be postponed. When I was of no further use, Pein agreed that Kabuto could take me away...but was given strict orders that he wouldn’t kill me incase I was required. In all honestly, I wish he hadn’t given him that order.

 

I have had many unpleasant experiences in my life. So many. And despite this, I’ve never truly wanted to give up. There was a problem, but a way to cover come. A light at the end of the rainbow.

 

But now I just felt tired.

 

I had not moved from the cold metal table for weeks. Perhaps a few months? I was not secured -  there was no need to. I was paralysed from the neck down. Some days I was fully paralysed. I didn’t know what was day or night, and everything just merged into one. I probably would have gone into a form of mental shock or hibernation, but every day brought something new to the table so I never had the chance.

 

I was taken to another base. To a lab. At first he gloated and insulted...he couldn’t understand why Orochimaru was so obsessed with trying to possess me. That my body was weak and my skills as a shinobi were pitiful. Then in the same breath he would admit he was jealous of me - That I managed to maintain my identity throughout everything, and especially that Danzo hadn’t broken me. He was curious to see what secrets my mind held...and then came the rage for killing Orochimaru. He promised he wouldn’t make the same mistakes as he did, and it was his goal to surpass him in every way.

 

If he was planning to surpass him in insanity, I’d say he was pretty much there. He needed a shrink yesterday - his emotions and personality were all over the place. Listening to him rant and talk was like watching a tennis match with the back and forth and back and forth...It was enough to give you whiplash.

 

But sadly, his torture wasn’t limited to listening to him speak (although that would have been torture enough, trust me).

 

I was his new favourite experiment. It started simple, with blood sampling and scans and umming and ahhing over results. One day he must have spent a full day just looking over my stress hormones (shock horror, I was stressed to fuck). Then he added in bone marrow sampling and taking biopsies of organs. And finally came the brain investigations.

 

My head had patches shaved and I had probes inserted into my skull- I couldn’t feel them, but I knew they were there and it freaked me out. I was kept still for days while he measured electrical impulses, or sent shocks to my brain. He would show me images and documents and record the results. He inserted a snake summon into my nose once, but all it did was give me a bad nosebleed and sore sinuses.

 

Eventually he removed the probes, but continued to show me images. I quickly realised what he was doing - he was taking a leaf out of Danzo’s book and trying to brainwash me...seriously? It didn’t work once, and it wasn’t going to work again. It took him days before he realised this.

 

“Oh, Erena-kun! Your mind really is quite spectacular and I haven’t even touched the surface!” He gave me a pleased smile. “If only I could mimic it, but the risk of changing the structure of my own is not advisable at the moment. But never mind!”

 

Whenever given the opportunity I would tell him how much of a freaking nutcase he was. He wasn’t normal in the slightest. His reverence to Orochimaru was completely psychotic, and he had injected whatever bloody remains there had been of him. Like seriously? Who the fuck does that? Scraping of congealed blood from the ground and inserting that into your body? Bargain basement vampire wannabe.  It was like some weird twisty display, but even vampires have standards. Dracula would be appalled.

 

And finally the experiments stopped. I don’t know if he had finished or there wasn’t enough time to continue as he’d pleased.

 

Before I could think on that,he grabbed my head and turned it over, before I felt an odd feeling and many things seemed to snap.

 

I concentrated and realised he had done something...he’d put a seal on me. Fuck that. I looked through my mindscape to try and find the design. I had enough chakra control now, I could probably disable it.

 

“What are you doing?” He seemed interested. “You’ve realised about the seal. Now, you aren’t going to do anything about that and leave it alone. It’s very important it stays in place.”

 

I stopped my investigation immediately and glared at him in fury.

 

He had placed a mind control seal on me. I was aware of everything I was doing but I couldn’t go against his demands. I wanted to follow him, but I also didn’t? The fact I was aware of the battle going on in my subconscious was a strange feeling. I’m not sure I was meant to have this level of awareness.

 

The fact that he managed to put a stop to my mental manipulations was concerning -did that mean he now controlled my mind as well as my body? But I could be certain my thoughts were my own.

 

I didn’t like the possibilities.

 

Before he could say anymore, I put up a few defences...like mental barriers. I hid certain things so I could not access them. While I could not move over the last few months, I had delved into my mindscape to pass the time. I practiced organisation...So I put things away and locked them up. It’s not like I didn’t know that I knew it, but I couldn’t access specifics.

 

“The seal I have placed on your mind is not dissimilar one to the one Sasori used on me - but I have perfected it.” He grinned. “You will now be my agent, and follow my every will. I had considered killing you to give you the power of the reanimated, but there is still so much to discover with you.” He stroked my cheek and I felt sick. “But no matter, you are mine now.”

 

After this he tested and trained me to see my capabilities.

 

I would spar against his clones or summons, and he made me use every trick I had. After my chakra issues became clear, he decided to fix this...it was not pleasant. My brain and chakra pathways were literally flooded and it hurt like a motherfucker. I didn’t scream but it was close.

 

For some reason he didn’t want me as a mindless drone. He claimed my individuality made me special and he would utilise my skills to their full extent. I tried to give him the silent treatment, but he ordered me to stop. He found me both entertaining and infuriating. I was working on making sure ‘infuriating’ was the overall feeling he associated with me.

 

He wanted to test my Time seals, thinking they would be the ultimate prize, but sucks to be him.

 

“Sorry, asshat. That information is not available at this time. Come back later.”

 

“Excuse me?” He spat.

 

I snorted. “You think I’m stupid? I made that information inaccessible before you could order me not to.”

 

“How?” he almost growled.

 

“Anything to do with time manipulation and the Jinchuriki? Locked behind a big fat mental door, that I’ve locked and thrown away the key.” I grinned at him. “And you can try and order me to get it, but it’ll be impossible. I know that I know it, but I just don’t know it, you know?”

 

“You will not perform any other action that you suspect will go against my direct wishes, do you understand?”

 

I smiled at him, knowing I had won this round.

 

“You got it, sweetcheeks.”

 

It all changed when one day we were paid a visit by Zetsu, who demanded Kabuto to attend a meeting. While he was gone, it was the first bit of respite I had had and I revelled in it.

 

When he returned, he started muttering about incompetent shinobi. Deidara had blown himself up, and Kakuzu had been killed by Konoha shinobi on a warpath.

 

Good.

 

The Bijuu extraction process had pretty much halted. The Jinchuriki of the Six-tails had returned to Mist after years of self exile-and it was impossible to get access to him with the Akatsuki’s current numbers. The Seven-tails had picked up a message from the spy network and had gone to Konoha...they suspected she was still there, and that someone else had placed a Fortifier on her...it was possible, as I had a spare copy and Jiraiya was aware of the process. The design would have been the same as Naruto’s, but would likely work just as well.

 

And to top it off Kisame had defected... in a way. Guess what? He’d been undercover for Yagura the whole time. I fucking knew it! I had guessed when he stopped mid mission to have a nice causal chat with Zabuza. When I saw Zabuza by Yagura’s side later almost confirmed it for me.

 

Apparently he had shown his allegiance when he was sent to capture Yagura. Instead of a battle, he made his way back to Mist and just stayed there. It was so anticlimactic it was beautiful.

 

For someone who prides themselves on being straight forward, he was a goddamn masterpiece as a spy. No one would have thought. I’m guessing Yagura told him to maintain his cover at all times, because he was brutal even to Mist shinobi. Never let it be said he won’t get a job done.

 

I was sad that I had been lying here and missed all the action (I’d have loved to have seen all the Kisame haters faces when they found out), but Kabuto’s rant brought me more than a little hope. The Akatsuki were failing miserably.

 

Their numbers had fallen, their plans were ruined and they were way behind schedule. It would probably take them years to make up for their losses...if they could.

 

I was having a party in my head (seriously, there were balloon and streamers and everything), until Kabuto looked down to me and smiled.

 

“Well, I guess everything is up to me then.”

 

After this he sent me out. I think it was mainly a test? He had been using clones to gather information for months, but wanted to assess how well I followed orders.

 

He sent me to a town that held a black market information exchange hub, and to get any useful information I could. The directions were incredibly vague.

 

I had hoped that I could somehow get information out about my whereabouts to Konoha, but trying to sabotage myself was a lot harder than I thought.

 

I entered the town with an Appearance Modifier giving me the appearance of a rough looking man...it screamed mercenary. I spent five days there gaining rapport with certain individuals, getting them drunk and squeezing them for information. When the information gained from multiple people simply repeated over and over again, I knew I had come to the end of the current supply, and I went back to his hideout.

 

The information was pretty useless to him, but he seemed pleased nonetheless.

 

“Tell me, do you not find it difficult switching between these roles?” He asked, out of genuine curiosity. I had long suspected his flighty personality was due to his undercover work, and he was unable to cope with the shifts. It was almost sad really.

 

I shrugged.

 

“When you’re already unstable as fuck, it’s actually pretty easy. You don’t have to be insane to work here, but it helps.”

 

After that he sent me out again and again. It was pretty reminiscent of my ROOT days. It was only ever short term assignments, but he had me going all over. As well as information gathering, he also had me grave robbing....I mean...what?

 

He explained he had already been gathering genetic data from corpses for years, but needed specific ones for me to get. He specifically wanted Deidara, Hidan, Sasori and certain individuals from ROOT such as Kinoto. If I saw any high powered individuals, I was to taken them too. He contemplated Danzo, but I told him if he even thought at that I’d go out of my way to fuck his shit up more than I already was...he seemed to enjoy my little outburst and found it amusing, and agreed to leave him be.

 

Getting Deidaras blown up body parts was not exactly difficult - they weren’t guarded. The Tsuchikage must have had a little soft spot for him as he had given him a very public resting place. I was in and out before you could say Burke and Hare.

 

Suna was slightly different in their approach to Sasori. He had been laid to rest in one of the villages catacombs, with nothing but the heart. There was some incense burning at his place, so someone was mourning him.

 

Konoha made things a touch more difficult. Hidan and Kinoto were still sealed in body scrolls in a secure archive in ANBU. Getting access was more than a little difficult, and I ended up having to knock out at least five ANBU to get in. While there, I took other Shinobi of interest.

 

I also went to the main burial grounds. I worked around the ANBU patrols and took anyone I knew to be of Tokubetsu Jounin level and above. Using earth jutsu made the job easy physically, but not mentally.

 

It became even worse when I came across my fathers grave.

 

I stopped and tried to stop myself from doing it but orders were orders. I wouldn’t lie and say I didn’t cry as I was doing it. I felt dirty.

 

When one of the empty graves were discovered, I fled. I had more than enough at this point.

 

Despite the bodies being in scrolls, the journey back felt heavy.

 

For a split second, when I was in Konoha, I had considered trying to see Gai and Shinai but I knew I’d only be torturing myself. It wasn’t directly against Kabuto’s instruction, but nothing good would come of it - I had learned that in the past.

 

When I returned, Kabuto was more than pleased.

 

“Fine work, Erena-kun! Now, come. I’ve been summoned to the headquarters, and I wish for you to join me.”

 

To say that Pein and Konan were surprised to see me there, walking freely was an understatement. When Pein learned of Kabuto’s seal, he was not displeased. Konan looked sad for me.

 

“Can she be trusted with our talks?” Pein asked.

 

“She cannot go against my orders, or even do anything she thinks may interfere with them. Isn’t that right?”

 

“Yes,” I grit out and glared at him.

 

Pein then explained that they required to rethink the ongoing plan. Any further ministrations towards the Jinchuriki had failed and they required a different approach. My meddling had ruined years of planning. Zetsu in particular was enraged.

 

“To think one small girl could act as a catalyst for our plans failure.”

 

I shrugged. “Sorry, not sorry.”

 

“Because of you, the world will never be at peace,” Pein said.

 

“Peace? What peace? What you are aiming for isn’t real. There’s now a treaty between the five major nations - they’ve united. Why do you still go on about this?”

 

“Because the world is flawed, and it will crumble again. My resolve is absolute.”

 

“Yeh, absolutely fucking insane.”

 

“Erena-kun, enough. Mind your manners,” Kabuto said.

 

“I am to attack Konoha. If Konoha falls, the alliance will likely fail. While they are licking their wounds, we will then attack the Jinchuriki without delay. If we are quick, they will not expect us.”

 

My heart almost stopped. I knew Pein was powerful and held the Rinnegan, so this would not end well. An attack on Konoha would be devestating, and they likely wouldn’t be expecting it.

 

“And I’m sure Erena-kun can explain her knowledge of Konoha’s defences?” Kabuto smiled to me.

 

“I’d rather explain how you are an asshole?” I replied.

 

Kabuto tried to look a little bashful. “My apologies, Leader-sama. I will question her later.”

 

And I had no doubt he would.

 

This was one of my worst nightmares. Not having any say in my actions, and being used against my friends and family. It was hard enough being away, but this was heartbreaking.

 

As they talked further, I zoned out. I didn’t want to hear anymore. If I was asked a specific question, I would answer - but otherwise I was a ghost.

 

The discussions were coming to a close, when the atmosphere changed.

 

“We have guests,” Pein said.

 

I snapped my head to the window, but could see nothing but rain beyond it. A second later Konan disappeared in a flurry of paper and outside.

 

I heard a few faint explosions in the distance and walked to the balcony. Sure enough, there were dozens of individuals outside. Some fighting the Ame nin, and several fighting Konan.

 

“I’ll be damned,” I grinned. “Looks like someone got tired of waiting around.”

 

There were mainly Konoha nin present, but I could also make out a few Hitai-ate from Suna. They must have decided to hold an offensive strike.

 

In all honesty, the timing for them couldn’t have been better. The Akatsuki was weak and defences were shot. To focus on the headquarters now was a thing of beauty.

 

“I must secure the statue, and then I will join Konan,” Pein said. He left, and Zetsu followed like a good little dog, but I could see a hint of sadistic enjoyment in him.

 

“Erena-kun...I want you to distract them while we regroup. I have my own things to accomplish right now. When you are done, meet me at the base. Do not even think about disclosing any plans to them- they are your enemy. Do not delay.”

 

I nodded and followed him down the corridor before we split up.

 

The main corridor was empty, but I could feel several chakra signatures in the distance. I suppressed my chakra, placed a chameleon tag on and waited on a wide window sill.

 

As I heard footprints approaching, I readied myself, and launched at the first individual- a sand nin. I grabbed them by the shoulders and used the wall opposite for leverage as I pushed them back to their colleagues and set of explosion seals with my finger tips. It was enough to push them back, and as the smoke cleared I ran down another corridor- they were soon in pursuit. I made them follow me into a large chamber, with only one exit point. I swung above the door, and once they entered vaulted down and out, slammed the door using chakra strings and placed a security tag on- they wouldn’t be able to get out until it was released from the other side.

 

I ran back, and waited at the corner of the corridor.

 

“Where’s the team from Suna? They were meant to be up ahead,” I heard a familiar voice of Sakura.

 

“Keep going, we don’t know how many there are in here,” I heard Sasuke.

 

Ah. Problem.

 

I stayed in place until they walked past and touched the first person I saw - I hit Sakura with a knockout tag and she instantly fell. Naruto lunged and managed to catch her before she hit the ground. “Sakura!” He was checking her vitals and looked around for injury - he probably wouldn’t even find the tag as it was smaller than a thumb nail.

 

Sasuke’s Sharingan was activated and looking directly at me. With the chameleon tag he would be able to notice the difference in shape of the air, but not see me.

 

I sent a flurry of wind and water jutsu their way to distract, then used my dance-like taijutsu skills to twist myself around them and ran down the main corridor again. Sasuke was hot in pursuit.

 

I jumped out of a window and up the side of the building. Sasuke sent several fire jutsu at me, and even a chidori javelin- which just managed to avoid impaling me.

 

“Oh, that’s pretty!” I exclaimed. It really was. “Well done! Make any others?” I’d always give credit where credit was due.

 

“Erena?” He said, still looking in my direction, but not seeing me.

 

“Mmm hmm.”

 

He looked extreme confused. “What are you doing here? Why are you fighting us?”

 

“Because I was told to. Sorry about that.”

 

“Told to? But you’re not a member of the Akatsuki! You left years ago.”

 

“You’re very correct. But still, orders are orders.”

 

“Stop this. You are not a traitor.”

 

I sighed. “No, i’m not but it cannot be helped. And for what it’s worth, I really am sorry about this. Feel free to give me everything you’ve got.”

 

“What?” He hissed, but tensed.

 

I second later, I sent a highly concentrated shockwave down the side of the building -I watched as the stone bricks fluctuated like waves before exploded outwards. The wall exploded underneath Sasuke’s feet and he had to jump backwards into the air to avoid the blast.

 

There was effectively a big hole in the wall now. Oops.

 

Sasuke was then grabbed mid air by Naruto, and they landed just beyond the hole.

 

“What is wrong with you, Erena? Stop this!”

 

“That’s Erena?” Naruto exclaimed. His eyes were unfocused but he was looking in my direction. “But we’re here to rescue her!”

 

“Lovely sentiment, but you’ll have to try a bit harder.”

 

They ran at me in a combined attack. I think if I was actually their enemy, it would have hurt but they weren’t putting their full force into it at all. I managed to evade more of their strikes. Naruto even tried to send a Rasengan to me (ignoring Sasuke’s protests), but I opened up a Black Hole and it disappeared.

 

Since I had been with Kabuto, he had given me access to Orochimaru’s library, and ordered me to read so he could test me. The library was vast. There were things written down that I’m sure Kabuto didn’t even fully understand, but it was crazy how much knowledge he had actually amassed in his life.

 

A lot of this was forbidden jutsu, but there were scrolls on science and dimensions that I read but didn’t fully understand. The Black Hole jutsu was a seal combining some if that knowledge with my own - I sent the Rasengan into a void.

 

“Where did it go?” Naruto sounded confused.

 

“She likely sent it to another dimension,” I looked around and saw Obito and Kakashi...Obito was the one who had answered.

 

“Ah, and you would know all about those, wouldn’t you?” I looked at him assessing. He looked surprised at my knowledge.

 

“Erena, stop this. We’re here to take you back. The headquarters are almost secure - we can make sure they can’t get you,” Kakashi pleaded.

 

I sighed. “Sorry. Orders.”

 

“She keeps saying that,” Sasuke said. “She can’t leave with us because she was told not to.”

 

Kakashi frowned. “You’ve never been one for following orders, why start now?”

 

I smiled. “No time like the present.”

 

A familiar arm wrapped tight around me, and I gasped as Gai restrained me. The others must have been distracting me while he snuck up. I felt him use his other hand to sweep me, and found the chameleon tag and pulled.

 

“Copping a feel mid fight? I thought better of you Gai,” I said.

 

“Stop fighting us! I know you are under a jutsu - you have the strength of mind to over come this! I know it!”

 

I relaxed in his arms for a second and tried to enjoy it. I sighed. “It’s not that easy.”

 

“Then we are taking you back to Konoha, and then we will resolve what ever jutsu they have placed over you!”

 

“Sorry, but that’s not going to happen.”

 

As we were talking, I was forming a plan of escape. Unfortunately, it relied on hurting Gai to make him let go. I was unable to perform hand seals as I was restrained, but I could still summon chakra into my hands. I formed a patch of heated chakra, not quite a fireball, and thrust it into the arm that was holding me. He relaxed only an inch, but it was enough to allow me to grab a kunai from my pouch and jam it into his elbow.

 

He finally let go, and I looked at him apologetically, before bowing.

 

“Goodbye, gentlemen.” And I activated the teleportation jutsu.

 



 

Interlude

 

Itachi was getting fed up being stuck in the office while every one else was on the front lines. He was frustrated and was so close to leaping out the window to the direction of the Akatsuki hideout.

 

He was pacing back and forth.

 

“You’ll wear a hole in the ground,” Shikaku joked. “Maybe you should calm down.”

 

Itachi raised an eyebrow. “I am calm. If I wasn’t calm I wouldn’t be in the office.”

 

The older man sighed but didn’t say anything else.

 

A moment later, an image of Shikamaru and Kakashi appeared on the scroll on the floor in front of the desk. He and Shikaku moved to their own placements.

 

“Report,” Itachi said.

 

“Mission was a partial success,” Shikamaru said, and Itachi frowned. “The Akatsuki base is secure, and a female shinobi was captured by Obito - she is currently injured and undergoing treatment however we will return to Konoha once we are able.”

 

“And of the others?”

 

“Escaped.”

 

Itachi could feel a headache coming on. The leader, Kabuto and Zetsu were still unaccounted for. “And is there anything else to report?” It was obvious what he was asking.

 

Shikamaru and Kakashi shared a look before Kakashi spoke. “Erena was here. We fought however she managed to escape by injuring Gai and utilising a teleportation jutsu I have not seen before.”

 

“You fought?” Shikaku sounded as perplexed as Itachi felt.

 

“She appears to be under some kind of mind control jutsu...she was aware of her actions however did not seem to be in charge. She made it clear that she was following orders, but seemed unwilling or unable to disclose more...She also used skills I have not seen her use since her time in ANBU, and has developed new ones...both in ninjutsu and fuuinjutsu.”

 

“Mind control? But why?” Itachi asked.

 

“Their numbers are low - they may be desperate,” Shikaku replied.

 

“Psychological warfare,” Shikamaru interjected. “By manipulating one of our own, it will throw us off our game. Erena was always a fan of ‘mind fuckery.’”

 

Kakashi hummed in agreement. “Fuck with minds, she did.”

 

They went silent and they thought.

 

“But does that mean they may use her against us?,” Shikaku said, looking at Itachi.

 

“Fuck.”

Notes:

I love that so many people enjoyed the cliffhanger last chapter!

I’ve gotten a lot of flack throughout the story for putting Erena though so much crap. In my defence- when you compare to canon, all she has done is take on other people’s problems on herself (even unknowingly). She went to Akatsuki instead of Itachi, underwent the Tsukuyomi instead of Sasuke (as there was no Valley of the End, I still wanted a confrontation between best friends to happen), was almost kidnapped by Sound instead of Sasuke etc etc...she protects those she cares about, first and foremost. After ROOT, she has no sense of self preservation and will do what she can for those she wants to protect. Sadly, even with the people around her trying to support her, she has no sense of self importance and sees herself as expendable...that’s why so many people are protective of her.

I had always planned for Kabuto to screw up things - I almost considered completely killing Erena off and reanimating her, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Her level of mind control is not dissimilar to what those in Impure World Resurrection are under, but with a few differences. Kabuto changed things to work on her- he genuinely finds her fascinating...which isn’t a good thing.

And to answer some reviews: yes, Erena does have a Kekkei Genkai, but ninja are snobbish and didn’t recognise it fully because it wasn’t offensive and most of those with it pursued a peaceful lifestyle. In times of war, no one cares about the bookworm. So records were minimal and knowledge of it was forgotten.

Things will also be taking a slight change from canon now...because butterfly effect is a thing, and there’s too many differences for the plot to be the same!
This was a pretty fast paced chapter, but it was difficult to write and I didn’t really enjoy it too much.
Normal service will soon resume!

Chapter 61: Assimilation arc: part 6

Notes:

Semi-double update (second within 24 hours)...if you didn’t read part 5, I’d do so first!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I arrived at Kabuto’s hideout and I waited.

 

It was the wrong time to leave me in a place with my own thoughts. I hated myself for what I had just done.

 

I had injured Gai because it was the easier way out of the situation and I couldn’t take it back. It wasn’t a severe injury, and would heal well enough, but it just showed me how little control over myself I actually had.

 

I knew he could have easily taken me, but he didn’t want to hurt me and I used that to my advantage. What else would I have to do? Fuck. This was an impossible situation.

 

I needed a way to disable the seal but I couldn’t. And I couldn’t tell the others what was there. Hopefully, now they knew about it, they’d put their heads together and come up with something. I just needed to hope it would be soon.

 

“You’ve returned quick, Erena-kun. I presume you had no trouble?” Kabuto said, and I glared.

 

“Shove it,” I replied, and attempted to ignore him.

 

“I am starting to get a little tired of your attitude.”

 

“Only just starting? Then I’m clearly not trying hard enough.”

 

“It is amazing how someone with such an aggressive personality has managed to gain so many companions. They really were quite anxious for information about you,” he said, while looking at me slyly. I knew he wanted me to bite. “I believe your cousin was especially angry with me.”

 

“You dare touch Shikamaru-“ I growled, but he cut me off.

 

“You forget, you have no power over me,” he snapped. “It’s actually quite the opposite. Actually, to show how little you have - I have a new task for you. There has been a slight change of plans.”

 

Following the attack on the Akatsuki hideout, Kabuto decided he was no longer affiliated with the organisation. It fell too easy, and he didn’t back a clear loser...he was flighty as fuck. What loyalty?

 

Apparently, Zetsu has approached him and they had come to some kind of agreement. Zetsu was playing the field- he clearly had his own agenda and was ensuring it would succeed no matter what-he was using both Pein and Kabuto. Kabuto knew this, but was still willing to work with him.

 

While he had his own tasks to complete, but he wanted me to follow and monitor Pein.

 

With Konan taken, they suspected Pein to go off his rocker, attack Konoha and try and get her back. Or revenge. Either way, it didn’t bode well. They wanted me to watch, and not interfere. Whatever the end, they had plans.

 

“Ex-squeeze-me?! You want me to WHAT?” I practically shouted. “You have me fucking grave robbing, and now you want me to do a Danzo? Get bent!”

 

Should Pein fall, or be captured, they wanted me to subdue him and steal the Rinnegan. Removing eyes was definitely not on my ‘To Do’ list. Ever.

 

“Nonetheless, you will do as I order. We need both eyes intact.”

 

I felt sick. “Whatever. You better be paying for my therapy after this.”

 

I left immediately. I didn’t head straight for Konoha, but followed the shinobi who had been in Ame. I wanted to stay close to Konan incase Pein decided to forgo Konoha for her first. It also wouldn’t hurt to gather information while I was at it.

 

It was a fairly small contingent, so the likelihood of them recognising someone out of the ordinary was high, so I manipulated my Appearance Modifiers to mimic one Konoha and one Suna nin, and I’d use the opposite when I was with the other party. They weren’t perfect, but as long as I stayed away from anyone who was highly observant or a sharingan, I should be fine.

 

A few shinobi were staying in Ame to help clean up the mess, and some extras from Suna and Iwa were going to come to assist them further. The place had been ransacked, and documents stored for transport. When I arrived, they were just getting ready to move to Konoha. Konan was unconscious but fit for travel.

 

I marched with them, keeping at the flank incase I needed to move. Initially, I went with the Suna party as a Konoha addition and watched my chosen doppelgänger carefully - I could mimic Konoha mannerisms easily, but needed to get that individual down or it would raised suspicion.

 

I switched roles come nightfall, and opted to stay awake. After a few hours, I’d switch again, giving the appearance of the other going to sleep. Neither were on guard duty, so they would;t be around

 

I sat down at a fireplace resting, smoking a cigarette. I hated the taste, and it was hard to school my disgust. I tried to avoid roles with this particular vice but sometimes it couldn’t be helped. Sadly for me, the Suna shinobi was a smoker - I picked him as he was fairly close in appearance to an existing tag, and only needed a few alterations.

 

I was just about to move, when Asuma, Shikamaru and Choji joined me at the fire. I couldn’t leave just yet or it would raise suspicion. Fuck. I’d stay for a short while then move to the other side of the camp. I lit another one to avoid suspicion.

 

Asuma gave me a short nod in greeting while Shikamaru ignored my presence. Good.

 

It was easy to see how tired Shikamaru was, and there was a hardness in his face I don’t think I had seen before. The three of them sat in silence, until Asuma started talking to them quietly. With the fire crackling, I couldn’t hear anything, until Shika abruptly stood up.

 

“Fuck you! Don’t fucking patronise me,” he almost shouted before storming off. Choji gave him a worried look before Asuma nodded to him and he went after Shika.

 

“I apologise for the disruption. It’s not been an easy time for him,” Asuma said to me.

 

I shrugged as I took a drag of the cigarette. “It’s fine. Emotions run high after a mission.”

 

“Hmmm...it hits some worse than others. Say...do you happen to have a spare?” He gestured to the cigarette. “I’ve given up, but I could really use one now,” he laughed.

 

I threw the packet over to him. I’d stolen it from one of the tents, so made no difference to my life. I found it super interesting that he’d given up smoking, however. The man was practically a chimney.

 

“Mah, Asuma...I thought you’d given up that particular bad habit? What would Kurenai say?” Kakashi approached us. Fuck. So much for that.

 

If he met the original, he’d definitely notice the differences between the disguise.

 

“Shikamaru giving me a headache,” he explained, completely unapologetic. “He still blames himself. He’s going to get himself killed.”

 

Kakshi lounged back. “I’ll keep an eye on him.” I gestured to his only open one  in form of a joke.

 

I finished the cigarette and took that as good timing to leave. “Hey, you got my pack?” I asked Asuma. He threw the cigarette pack back to me.

 

“Thanks, man. I appreciate it.” I snorted in reply and walked back to the Suna tents.

 

Fuck hanging around here any more.

 

I couldn’t handle it. If I happened to walk by Gai I’d probably lose it completely.

 

I placed a chameleon tag on and snuck past the guards - I’d follow from a distance, just out of the patrol perimeter, and keep the tag on.

 

They started moving early and kept a fairly rapid pace. As they approached the village, I decided to try and enter through other means, but I found the barriers were impermeable...considering I has designed and set the frequencies, that shouldn’t be possible.

 

I let out a happy laugh. They’d already realised I might be sent against them and had made precautions to guard against me...while I needed in the village and it made my plans more difficult, I was the opposite of mad. If they kept this up I might actually have a chance.

 

Unfortunately, I still knew the faults in the design. I went to one of the old ROOT passageways. The entrance was destroyed, and then a tree was grown over it (compliments of Tenzo). This particular passage ran deep underground, just under the barriers reach. I used the Vaporising seal to destroy the tree without leaving a mess, and again to remove the rubble at the entrance way. After I entered, I used an earth jutsu to cover the passage entrance and fill it in - it wasn’t perfect but should hide it from obvious notice.

 

Once inside the village, I became civilians and patrolled the village first. Security was likely up, so I changed appearance every hour or two.

 

The village was busy - there were Shinobi present from all of the Allied Nations. Not many, but it was comparable to what there was during the chuunin exams. I couldn’t quite figure out what they were there for, but Itachi was clearly stepping things up.

 

Interestingly, the Hospital had a high ANBU guard patrolling it. They were kept out of sight of the public, but they were obvious to me. There was also standard shinobi force present as well...I’m guessing this was where Konan was being kept.

 

It was good to know, but didn’t effect my task at all. Instead I just needed to lie and wait until the party started. And by party, I mean Pein losing his shit.

 

I spent my time over the next two days inspecting the changes to the security and having a bit of time out. In one of my more masochistic moments, I strolled past my house to find it empty, and again past the Nara grounds. Shinai wasn’t anywhere. It made me worried, until I detected his chakra when I was outside of the Hokage residence...what was he doing there?

 

Curiosity got the better of me and I watched more. I realised Itachi and Izumi had moved in together, and seemed to be looking after him when Gai was busy. It wasn’t something I had agreed to, but I could see the benefit of two high level shinobi caring for him, instead of Yoshino...but still. Had something happened?

 

I broke into the records room to check Yoshino’s file and found nothing to indicate anything untoward. That was good, I supposed. Maybe it was just a decision made for Shinai’s benefit?

 

When I finally saw him, my breath hitched. I’d only been gone four months but he had visibly grown. His hair was more styled like Gai’s, and he looked happy as he bounced by Gai’s side. Gai was clearly joking with him, and ended up picking him up, holding him upside down and swinging while he continued walking along. Shinai laughed and screamed to get him to put him down and it was hilarious watching him struggle. Gai pretended to drop him, before catching him by the ankles again.

 

I caught a few old grumpy civilians tut, and it took everything in me to stop telling them to wind their prissy necks in. Honestly, imagine people having a good time, and a father playing with his son!

 

Instead I ran away.

 

I didn’t have opportunity to wallow in self pity, as Pein took that time to start his assault. There was almost no warning, but the village barrier collapsed in a moment, then there were people running.

 

I trusted Gai to ensure Shinai’s safety, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to stand by and watch. I couldn’t interfere, but I could ensure his safety - there were loopholes to what I was assigned to do, and I knew it wouldn’t directly go against Kabuto’s wishes.

 

I ran in the direction I saw Gai leave and tried to sense their chakra to no avail. Logically, their were only a few options. Gai would be determined to join the battle, so would take Shinai somewhere safe - an escape tunnel, safe person or similar. I ran to the Hokage manor with just enough time to see Gai deposit Shinai with an ANBU (kicking and screaming, might I add), and for them to disappear inside before a barrier went up. I didn’t disapprove, but considering the village barrier had gone down, that was not a guaranteed haven.

 

As the fight was starting to heat up, I could see Pein was using all six paths...he wasn’t fucking around. What also became clear was that neither was anyone else. There was more than one Jinchuriki in the village- I could sense the two and seven tails in the distance. Their chakra was massive, so it was difficult not to. Naruto was hopping around and causing massive explosions in his wake.

 

Jiraiya and Tsunade were clearly in village, with some giant ass summons about. And then I saw something absolutely bizarre...

 

A giant skeleton. Wielding a fiery sword.

 

Like, what the actual fuck had I missed?

 

My eyes were nearly popping out of my head, and my morbid curiosity almost got the better of me. This was insane.

 

It was clear that things in village were not going the way Pein had planned. Buildings were smashed, but the power display by Konoha and it’s allies was unmatched. Pein wouldn’t win it on this ground.

 

The fight raged on, but Peins forces were being subdued. I was silently cheering them on, when I saw a frog summon throw one of Peins massive animals - into this direction.

 

Barrier or not, if it actually landed on the Hokage manor, it wouldn’t be left standing.

 

I ran in front of its path, and activated a Zero Gravity Seal (a new one I’d only played with in lab to annoy Kabuto), directing in towards the beast. I then activated a powerful wind jutsu, with a concentrated force of a hurricane and pointed it upward. The animal stopped in its forward path and started to float.

 

I ran and jumped on top of it, before activating a vaporising seal tag, and jumped back to the ground.

 

I landed over from it to avoid any possible remains as it disappeared...thankfully there were none.

 

I dusted off my clothes with my hands and I gave the Hokage residence one final look before leaving- I definitely would have garnered some attention.

 

From the corner of my vision, I saw Naruto and Sasuke leave the village and stared in confusion. He wasn’t like them to run away. There must have been an additional target...had they found Pein? It was the only logical explanation so I moved to follow.

 

“Erena, stop. I know it’s you.”

 

I turned around to see Itachi and Shisui behind me. They looked grim. Both had their extra special Sharingan activated and were covered in dust.

 

“Oh hey boys, what’s up?”

 

“A giant rhino by the looks of it,” Shisui remarked.

 

I grinned. “You saw that? I’m actually pretty impressed with myself for that one. It’s the first time I’ve used that seal properly but I think it went rather splendidly. You know, I wonder if you could use a more localised area and make people fly...how cool would that be? If I changed the-“

 

“Stop. Your distractions won’t work. If you have come to join the assault against Konoha, please know I will not hold back,” Itachi said stiffly, with a hint of regret. “I know you have no choice, but neither will I.”

 

I gave him a thumbs up. “See that? Right there. That’s why you’re Hokage. Excellent decision making.” I would one hundred percent support Itachi in kicking my ass. “Just no Tsukuyomi, though please. I’d prefer physical ass kicking over mental. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt...several of them, actually. They take up a lot of space in my wardrobe.”

 

He looked surprised. “You really have no control of your actions? When Kakashi said your mind was conscious, I did not expect this.”

 

“Sorry. That’s taboo subject, I’m afraid. Please try again later.” I couldn’t tell them anything about this, even if I wanted to.

 

The more time they spent talking, the more I wondered why they weren’t attacking me, or trying to subdue me. Now who’s distracting.

 

“So...how have you been? I was pretty bummed you never made it to my engagement party. I wanted someone there to stir up the clan Elders. No one does social suicide quite like you,” Shisui said.

 

“I’m sorry. If it’s any consolation, I’ll try made it up to you at your wedding. With Odori’s permission.”

 

“I’m sure she’d be thrilled. They were incredibly rude to her.”

 

I frowned. “Maybe I won’t wait until the wedding? You know, I’m sure we could recruit Naruto and-“

 

“KOTOMATSUKAMI!”

 

SNAP.

 

I blinked. And probed. And probed. Huh.

 

Itachi and Shisui looked at me expectantly. I blinked and grinned.

 

“You little fuckers have been holding out on me.” I waved my finger at them in a faux telling off. “We’ll be having a chat about this later. Now, please excuse me. I’ve got a bone to pick with a psychotic half man half mutant.”

 

“What? What do you mean? Didn’t it work-“Shisui started to eye eyes wide. Itachi never said anything, but his eyes went hard and he started running towards me.

 

I wiggled my fingers at them, smiling. “Toodles!” And teleported away.

 


 

 

I was sitting on the lab table eating a massive bag of dango when Kabuto returned. My hands were all sticky and I gave zero fucks.

 

“Oh, hey Kabuto. What’s up? I got snacks? You want any? Or do you only feed on the hopes and dreams of the innocent...I’m really not quite sure.”

 

“You are back early. I trust your venture was successful?” He said, smiling at me. Behind him walked the great Undead of Deidara and Hidan.

 

“What the fuck? You brought back Laurel and Hardy? Man, if you thought I was annoying, you’ve just let yourself in for a treat. I knew you were a masochist, but this is another level!” I laughed, having another dango ball.

 

“What the fuck is this whore doing here?” Hidan spat.

 

“Whoa! Hold up on the insults. That’s incredibly sexist. And I’m not a whore, I’m actually in a stable long term relationship.”

 

“You are a filthy unreligious traitor who does not deserve to walk this earth.”

 

I sniffed my armpits dramatically. “You’re right, maybe I do need a bath.” I couldn’t exactly deny the rest.

 

Hidan attempted to lunge for me, but I stayed my ground and smirked and Kabuto stepped in.

 

“Erena is an ally in this cause.”

 

“She’s a traitor!” He snapped. But didn’t advance on me further.

 

“I can guarantee that she will not act against us. I have seen to it.” He looked to me. “As you can see, I have been busy...there is much to do. Step down and remove your covering. I need to inspect your cursed seal.”

 

Interested to see where this went, I complied - but didn’t drop my dango.

 

“I don’t understand...where is your seal?”

 

“What seal?” I replied, mouth full.

 

“Orochimaru’s cursed seal! Have you hidden the design?” He started touching my back, sending little flashes of chakra to try and reveal it.

 

“Ohhh...that seal!” I grinned and pulled my tunic back up. “I got rid of that ages ago.”

 

“What?! When?” His heads were hard and he looked like he was about to explode. Even Deidara and Hidan tensed.

 

“Like, an hour ago? Just before I got the dango. Want some?” I offered him the bag, grinning.

 

“But that’s impossible!”

 

“Clearly not since I did it? It wasn’t exactly hard. I mean, you did give me full access to Orochimaru’s library and files, it wouldn’t take a genius long to figure it out, and well...” I shrugged.

 

“But how did you break my commands? The seal is perfect!”

 

“No seal is perfect, you prat. It can always be improved on. And anyway, I didn’t break it, but I have some pretty good friends with really cool tricks.”

 

“This is unacceptable. Hidan, Deidara - hold her!”

 

They both lunged for me but I zapped behind them then looked to Kabuto.

 

“You made a big mistake with me...you wanted a flashy toy to rub in the other kids faces.” I put the dango on the table. “But you have no idea what you were getting yourself in for, and what you allowed me to do. You fucked up big time.”

 

Without any further ado, Kabuto sent snakes towards me. I jumped back out of reach, and narrowly missed Hidans scythe. I jumped onto the ceiling, and quickly activated an immobilising seal I had already placed on the floor. Deidara, Hidan and Kabuto had their feet stuck to the floor, unable to move.

 

In a moment of anger, Deidara sent little bombs towards me, which I managed to avoid.

 

“Stop you fucking idiot, you’ll bring the ceiling down!” Hidan shouted at him.

 

“It’s not like you can you any better!” He shouted back.

 

Kabuto summoned more snakes and they were crawling along the ceiling towards me - have I ever mentioned how much I hate snakes? There’s only one true solution, as far as I’m concerned.

 

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

 

I released a fire jutsu that resembled a flashover to smother the ceiling. Thankfully it worked, and they either disappeared or fell down.

 

Happy with my efforts, I refocused on Kabuto, but he’d been busy as well.

 

He had summoned four coffins from outside of the seal on the floor...the room wasn’t big enough for much more or he probably would have tried.

 

When he opened them I growled.

 

“You sick fuck!”

 

Out of the coffins, I recognised two. But the one that angered me was my father. He was dull and cracked and looked like a fucking abomination. His face lacked the usual playful smile or grin I was used to seeing.

 

The other was Kinoto.

 

One of the others wore a Mist hitai-ate, and the other was a kunoichi from Suna.

 

Without delay, I landed in front of Kinoto and placed a vaporising tag on him. I was not dealing with that particular brand of bullshit today. He was insane and I had no patience to deal with that kind of fanaticism.

 

“Can’t you fight your own fights? It’s a little pathetic,” I sneered to Kabuto, as the others started to step out.

 

My father looked at me in confusion.

 

“Erena?”

 

Fuck I missed his voice.

 

I went to reply, but the three of them started attacking me at once. I would admit, I didn’t expect to be fighting against the undead today, especially my own father.

 

“Hey, father...for being a one armed bandit you’re still pretty good!”

 

“Still pretty good? What kind of cheek is this! And you’re pretty good for a midget-have you grown at all?” He flung back at me.

 

I grinned. “Midget?!”

 

Just for fun (and I kinda wanted to show off to my dad- dead or not), I made a Rasengan and drove it into the Mist shinobi.

 

“No way, is that the Rasengan!” He sounded seriously impressed.

 

I flashed him a smirk before blocking one of his punches.

 

“Now you see me, now you don’t!”

 

I activated a chameleon tag and snuck out from them. I looked towards Kabuto and the others to find them gone, and a portion of the seal on the ground exploded.

 

“Motherfucker!”

 

He just used them as a distraction. And it fucking worked.

 

“Language!” My father replied.

 

“Sorry...”

 

The reincarnated nin used my voice to pinpoint my location and started working towards me.

 

As fun as this had been, I was over it. I placed a Vaporising tag on the Mist and Suna nin from behind...but I couldn’t bring myself to do it to my father. I suspect it was this kind of sentiment Kabuto was banking on.

 

“Screw it...sorry, this might hurt a little.”

 

Instead of destroying him, I used a kunai and rammed it into the back of his skull. When I hit something metal, I quickly removed the kunai, entered my finger (ew ew ew), latched onto something and pulled...and out came Kabuto’s controlling talisman.

 

I watched as my father quickly repaired himself before he spun to look at me. “What was that?”

 

I smiled. “I just removed Kabuto’s talisman...he can’t control you unless he replaces it...oh, sh-sugar. Hang on!”

 

I ran over and found a pen and paper, furiously scribbling a seal. “It’s a stabilising seal...it’ll stop him from unsummoning you, and anchor you to the earth. It’s only temporary, but I can create a more permanent one in Konoha.”

 

He placed an arm on my shoulder. “Erena, I know I’m dead. You can’t keep me here.” He looked sad.

 

“I know...but if you go away now, he could use you against me again...I promise I’ll release you once he’s dealt with.”

 

“That doesn’t mean you delay anything,” he gave me a pointed look.

 

“Trust me, the moment I find that sick fuck again he’s toast.”

 

“How did you turn into such a foul mouth?” He said with a grin.

 

I smirked back. “My father was a bad influence growing up...oh! Hey! Do you want to meet your grandson!?” I bounced.

 

If his face could drain of colour, I bet it would have. “What the fuck?”

Notes:

I hope you’ll see why I stopped here!

Chapter 62: Assimilation arc: part 7

Notes:

This is mainly a filler chapter, but it was fun to write.

I hope you enjoy!

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“I know I’m not exactly clued up on what’s going on, but is there a reason why we’re sneaking into Konoha?”

 

As much as I had wanted to have a full catch up with my father, we both knew that an evil doers hideout wasn’t the best place. He tried to get me to disclose information about Shinai, but I refused stating it wasn’t the right place.

 

I had never fully appreciated my fathers skill and professionalism growing up- I knew he was a Jounin, but he was just my dad, you know? It was interesting to see how he managed to put the shock of afterlife to the side and do what was needed...I definitely didn’t inherit that kind of cool attitude from him.

 

After we sealed the important contents of Kabutos lab into a containment seal, we then blew the place to smithereens and I teleported us to Konoha. My father had questioned why I wasn’t following protocol (sealing the area and leaving it for an intelligence team to investigate), but I just snorted...if I’d missed something, I’d find a way to rebuild the place myself, but fuck if that dungeon wasn’t getting destroyed then and there...instead of explaining my feelings, I simply handed him one page of Kabutos research on me (only one). His eyes hardened, “do you want to do the honours or will I?” (I did.)

 

It was the first time I’d taken anyone as a side along on the teleportation jutsu, and to say my father was unimpressed was an understatement. He refused to do so again ever. If it was anything like a side along shunshin then I could forgive his complaints, of which there were many. Like, many...I’d have to work on that.

 

And now we stood outside of the village wall, about to scale up and over wearing chameleon tags...the battle was over, and the barrier still hadn’t been reactivated. We had watched, and this particular section didn’t seem to have an active patrol-I guessed they were still distracted with the aftermath. Still though.

 

“Because the last time I returned from being a missing nin some idiots tried to arrest me, and I’m pretty sure there’s still an active warning about me. I’d prefer to explain to the higher ups first, much less drama.”

 

“Wait...did you say ‘last time you were a missing nin’?”

 

“...No? I mean, yes. There’s a lot to explain.”

 

“How the hell did you become a missing nin?” He was staring at me like I just told him the world was flat and believed it.

 

I cringed. “Um...technically it was a long term undercover mission.”

 

“You’re a spy?” His face became even more confused. “That’s...unexpected.”

 

I shrugged. “It’s actually pretty fun. It’s like pranking people, but getting paid to do it.”

 

He still looked confused. “I guess that makes sense. But I thought you’d end up as a politician or the Hokages advisor.”

 

“Oh, I’m kinda that, too.” I added helpfully.

 

“Of course you are...” he smiled but rolled his eyes. “I’m guessing I should just stop asking questions?”

 

I smiled at him. “I’ll explain everything, I promise.”

 

We entered the village at some civilian district and walked over to the central areas. I had an Appearance Modifier on, and so did my father. His was slightly different- he was still himself, but I simple changed his skin and eyes so he appeared more alive.

 

Shinobi and civilians were all hard had work clearing the area of debris and assessing damage...there was a lot. The central areas were pretty devastated. The clear up would probably take weeks.

 

“What the hell happened here?” My father asked, eyes wide in shock.

 

“Welcome to the Thunderdome,” I replied.

 

“What?”

 

I sighed. “I’ll explain later.”

 

Ignoring the obvious destruction, my father was revelling in the other obvious changes. “Whoa! Is that a Mist-nin? He’s from Iwa! Is she flying with wings? Cool, I can’t believe that bar is still in business! Wait- is that someone from Kumo, Konoha and Iwa working together? What the fuck?”

 

I smiled to him “The future.”

 

He laughed. “This is insane. I mean, it feels like only last year Kumo took my arm, and now this? It’s fucking cool.”

 

“Have you never resented them for what happened?” I asked, genuinely curious.

 

“No. What’s an arm in the grand scheme of things? There was a treaty, and then that treaty somehow lead to this? If I lost an arm so others could keep their lives, I can’t be angry.”

 

Despite by father being a soldier, he was also an amateur philosopher. I was so lucky to have him when I was a child. I smiled sadly. “I missed you so much.”

 

“Hey, now, Mochi ball. Don’t be sad - IS THAT SHIKAKU? FUCK, HE GOT OLD!”

 

Ladies and gentlemen. Quiet my father is not.

 

And unfortunately, many people could hear. Including Shikaku.

 

He was overseeing a clearing party and instructing several squads when he snapped his head over to our direction and glared...and then went sheet white like he’d seen a ghost...I guess technically he had?

 

I smiled and waved over to him. I could see a flash of recognition in his face, before he thrust his papers to someone else and marched over to us. Many people watched us, obviously waiting for Shikaku to burst his top and come down of my father for a ton of bricks for the blatant disrespect.

 

He stood in front of my father, silent and looks him up and down. It felt incredibly awkward until my father spoke up.

 

“So...long time no see? Guess you weren’t expecting me here?”

 

Shikaku kept his face blank, before looking to me.

 

“Is this something I should be concerned about?”

 

“Short term, no. Mid-to-long term? Probably?”

 

Shikaku sighed and rubbed his brow. “It’s good to see you Seiji...I think. And for the record, your daughter is responsible for more than half of these wrinkles. You should see Yoshino’s grey hairs.”

 

“Oh, if she hears you say that she’d going to kick your ass,” I whistled.

 

“Then she better not hear it, hmmm?” He said, looking at me in warning.

 

I held up my hands in defence. “When have I ever squealed to Yoshino? I’m not stupid, I’d be treated as an accomplice!”

 

“I raised my daughter better than that,” my father laughed. “If Yui found out about half the things we did, I’d end up dead ten times over.”

 

I nodded. “Twelve, actually.”

 

“Twelve?”

 

“There was her grandmothers vase, the plumbing explosion, the hole in the ceiling, the-“

 

“Perhaps we should take this conversation elsewhere?” Shikaku interrupted. “Itachi informed us you were free, but ran away again - I hope you have a good explanation. You’ve to head straight over.”

 

“Ohhh...is he mad?” It would explain the look of fury on his face. If he’d known the mind control was over, my immediate actions after were pretty unexplainable.

 

“I wouldn’t say mad...but you’re not far from the truth.”

 

“Awkward.”

 

“Wait...do you mean Uchiha Itachi? He’s not your boyfriend now, is he?” My father looked between us curiously. Since I had told him about Shinai’s existence, I hadn’t hold him about my partner...he knew I had one, but Gai is easier to explain in person.

 

Shikaku just looked at me and raised an eyebrow. “Actually...I’m coming with you both. This will be far more interesting than directing people how to shovel rocks.”

 

Shikaku liked to pretend he didn’t enjoy drama and gossip, but he was worse than most old crones at the marketplace.

 

The walk to the Hokage Tower wasn’t far, and my father spent the short journey trying to drill Shikaku information about me. He guessed Shikaku became my guardian after my parents died, and was trying to figure out more about me. Shikaku was very good at evading direct answers, and my father was not stupid enough not to pick up on it.

 

“Why do I get the feeling I’m not going to like this?” He said, looking between me and Shikaku.

 

“All I will say is that your daughter did not inherit enough of the Nara genes. She is trouble incarnate.”

 

I snorted. “I see that you did there.”

 

Lost in thought and having paused his questions for now, my father followed us in silence once we entered the Hokage Tower, and stopped outside of Itachi’s office. Kutsu was sitting his desk and furiously organising a mound of paperwork, and grunted to Shikaku in recognition.

 

“He’s with Kakashi and Shikamaru discussing a mission. They shouldn’t be long.”

 

“If it’s what I think it’s about, it’s probably best we interrupt.”

 

“I wouldn’t advise...oh...Erena?” Kutsu looked to me in suspicion, and a flicker of hope.

 

I waved sheepishly. “Hiya!”

 

Kutsu gave me the most irritated look, before leaving his desk and enveloping me in a hug. “You are an absolute idiot.”

 

“I know.”

 

“Yumi is probably going to kill you.”

 

“I know.”

 

“I’m going to kill you right after him.”

 

“I know.”

 

“Hi! Are you her boyfriend?” My father interrupted our bonding, looking to Kutsu with interest.

 

“No. Definitely not.” Kutsu turned to me and whispered. “Who is this?”

 

“My father...”

 

Kutsu looked at me like I was mad. “Ah, okay...I’m calling for Yumi.” Yup, he thought I’d lost it.

 

“Seriously. But still feel free to call for Yumi. He’ll kick your ass if you don’t.”

 

His eyes opened wide in shock. “I’m going to sit down.” He sat on the edge of the table. “This is weird even for you.”

 

“Yup.”

 

“I...you three should just go in,” Kutsu said, sounding tired and like I’d just burst his bubble. “I need time to process.”

 

As we walked through, I mouthed a quick ‘sorry!’ He just waved me off.

 

“Shikaku...what are you doing here?” Itachi asked.

 

“Sweetpea...please tell me that’s not Uchiha Itachi in the Hokage chair?” My father stopped and stared.

 

“Sorry.”

 

The three men in front of us were staring. Shikamaru was staring intently as me as I removed my tag and let my disguise fall, and Kakashi simply rolled his eyes.

 

“Mah, at least we don’t have to head out on another search mission for you. Your timing is very considerate.”

 

“Glad I could be of assistance.”

 

Itachi, however, was ignoring me completely and staring at my father. “Seiji-san?” He sounded like a child.

 

His change in demeanour was noticed by both Shikamaru and Kakashi, who now looked to my father.

 

“Itachi-kun! Or should I say Hokage-sama? This is seriously fucking strange.”

 

“I would say so, considering you are dead?” Itachi replied. He looked to me. “After Shisui performed his technique, I guessed you were about to do something reckless... Did you do this? Is this why you left?”

 

“Definitely not responsible. But I’m not completely not responsible for him coming here?” I said, cringing. I will admit, it looked bad.

 

“Wait, I’m confused...who is this?” Shikamaru asked, brow furrowed.

 

“Nakahara Seiji. Erena’s father,” Shikaku supplied.

 

Shikamaru’s face paled, before he looked at me one more time.

 

“But I thought...”

 

“I’m going to be right back!” Kakashi said, then disappeared on the spot. He’d looked positively gleeful...I’m guessing someone was about to play messenger and watch the results.

 

My father looked at the place he had been. “...wait...is the Hatake your boyfriend?”

 

Shikaku burst out laughing. “Oh, not even close.”

 

“I think I’m going to need some explanations,” Itachi said to me, every inch professional.

 

“Depends where you want me to start?” I replied.

 

“It’s been four months, and except the last week we’ve had no word from you. I would say the beginning is the best place.”

 

With Shikamaru and my father present, I gave a censored version of the story, but I gave the scroll containing all of Kabuto’s information to Itachi. “This has everything else you need to know.” I said pointedly, and quickly glanced to Shika. He gave me a look of understanding before he pocketed the scroll in a drawer...I’m guessing he’d either look at it later, or speak to me at another time.

 

“But how did Kabuto know you were at the Fire Temple? That can’t have been coincidence?” Shikamaru said. I was guessing he was still replaying things over.

 

“I guessed Hidan and Kakazu informed the other members when they were stalking around waiting for the barrier to fail. Kabuto’s lair wasn’t terribly far...it’s likely he left as soon as there was word I was there...he’d been planning what to do with me for a while...once he had me, there was no way anyone could have followed him.”

 

“Agreed. Yakushi Kabuto has shown extreme intelligence and deception skills,” Itachi said. “He is an incredibly dangerous enemy.”

 

“So what are we going to do about him?” Shikamaru asked, frowning.

 

“Analyse the data, and see if Erena has any further insight. We cannot act until we know where to look...Do you feel it is likely he will come back for you, Erena?”

 

“Within Konoha?” I shook my head. “Unlikely. He knows I’m not an easy target anymore...however, I would advise that I remove the cursed seal from Mitarashi Anko, as soon as possible. He was angered when I removed mine, so it’s likely he needed it for something. It only stands to reason he may act on her.”

 

“I will contact her tomorrow to see if she is amenable.” He said, scribbling a note. “For now, I’d like you to-“

 

The door to the office banged open, and I turned around just in time to have Gai grab me with so much force he knocked my breath out of me.

 

“Yes, Gai, please come in.” I heard Itachi mutter sarcastically...he wasn’t actually mad.

 

“I believed you would return, and that you could break the jutsu placed upon you! Your elite genius could never be surpassed! Thank you for returning unscathed, my love!” I could feel his tears on my neck.

 

I wrapped my arms around him. “I missed you, too.”

 

“That’s the boyfriend,” I heard Shikaku whisper to my father.

 

“Yea, kind of got that. Thanks.” He replied just as softly.

 

“Oh...Gai. Wait.” I tried to push him of slightly but he wouldn’t let go. I sighed. “Want to meet my father?”

 

As if lightening struck him, he let go and placed his hands on my shoulders, staring at me in confusion. I sent him a lop sided smile and jabbed my thumb behind me.

 

“Hey! Nakahara Seiji. Nice to meet you. You must be the boyfriend I’ve heard absolutely nothing about!” My fathers tone was incredibly jovial, but I saw instant fear enter Gai’s face for a split second before it went blank as her processed.

 

Three...two...one...

 

“Nakahara-san! I am Maito Gai, Konoha’s Green Beast of Prey! It is a pleasure to meet you! Thank you for producing such a Youthful and Beautiful daughter! She is the light of my life! I love her dearly and promise no further harm shall ever some to her! It is my dream to ensure she is as happy as she can be - please believe in my resolve!”

 

I could see a faint look of confusion on my fathers face before he looked and me, and I gave him a one sided shrug and a lilted smile. He grinned.

 

“I like him!” He laughed. “If Erena has put up with you this long, you must be something special - she doesn’t tolerate idiots.”

 

Gai laughed. “No she does not! And I hope I am good enough for her, I try every day!”

 

“Okay, I think I really like you...but what’s this I hear about a grandson? I was promised an introduction.”

 

“Yosh! You are correct! I will get him without delay!” And Gai ran out of the room.

 

We all stood in silence for a few seconds.

 

“That was definitely much better than directing the clean up,” Shikaku said grinning and looking pleased.

 

“Is it me, or could Gai-sensei not get out of the room fast enough?” Shikamaru asked.

 

I pinched between my eyes. “He’s going to be unbearable for the next few days. Like an excitable little puppy.”

 

“Isn’t that what he’s like everyday?” Shika asked.

 

“No...it’s going to be worse...so much worse...” I could feel a headache forming. The flash of fear I saw was enough to predict the worst. He was going to be a nervous wreck, and when he’s a nervous wreck he tended to get a bit hyper excitable. And an excited Maito Gai does not mean good things for an Erena who just wants a really big nap.

 

“Well, I like him! He seems fun!”

 

“Gai certainly is unique,” Itachi said smiling. “I will admit it was an odd pairing, but it works. They tend to keep each other in line - to a degree.”

 

“Someone can keep Erena in line? This I’ve got to see!”

 

“She is rather difficult,” Shikaku agreed. “I don’t even bother.”

 

“She does listen to him more than most,” Shikamaru agreed.

 

“It’s hard to imagine anyone having any influence on Erena, far less the man I just saw. Are you sure?” my father said intruiged.

 

“Um..hello? Still in the room? I don’t like the way this conversation is going.”

 

“Would you prefer us to talk about you behind your back?” Itachi gave me a smirk.

 

“I hate you all.” I crossed my arms in a huff.

 

My tantrum was cut off my a familiar and heart wrenching giggle from the corridor.

 

“Father! That was the fastest ever! Look, my hairs gone all crazy! Why did you race here-MOTHER!”

 

I ran forward and grabbed Shinai as he jumped to me from Gai’s back. He wrapped his tiny arms around my neck.

 

“Are you back? Everyone said you were lost, but I knew you couldn’t get lost because you know all of the maps and I told everyone they were being silly but then you never came back and I haven’t seen you and I missed you. I found father crying once and I didn’t like it, and then I cried because he was crying and I started getting really worried and then they said I should be careful if I saw you because it might not be you, but it’s definitely you, right?”

 

I was gone for a few months and my son has turned into a Chatty Cathy. I’m not sure he even took a breath during that.

 

“Yes, I’m back, and I got a little lost but I found my way again. And it’s definitely me. God, you’ve gotten so big. You’ll be as tall as me soon.”

 

He giggled. “It’s not like that’s hard!”

 

My face froze in shock at the obvious insult and i heard everyone in the room erupt in laughter. My fathers was the loudest. Shinai clearly understood their was a stranger in the room, and twisted his head to look at him. I saw him narrow his eyes in scrutiny, then look back to me, then back to him.

 

“Mother, why does that man kinda look like you? You’ve got his face.”

 

“That’s your grandfather...my father.”

 

Shinai looked at me deeply confused, then whispered to me like it was a secret. “But mother...grandfather is dead.” He said it like he was breaking new to me. It was quite cute.

 

I gave him a soft smile. “He still is...but something happened and I found him when I was lost, so he’s back for just a little while...do you want to say hello?”

 

He looked uncertain. “Is he nice?”

 

“Super nice...like me, but fun.”

 

His face looked scandalised. “But I think you are fun! You always let me try things and father wouldn’t even let me climb up trees or practice with Sasuke too much. I burned my hand and then he became super boring.”

 

I looked to Gai quickly who sent me a quick nod indicating he would explain later. “Well, sometimes adults have to be boring. Now, do you want to saw hello?”

 

“Can’t I just stay with you?”

 

“I’m not going anywhere.”

 

Swung him to my side and carried him over. Shinai looked him up and down, before holding his hand out to shake his- he offered him his non dominant hand, as that was the one my father could reach. I smiled a little at his thoughtfulness.

 

“Hello, I’m Maito Shinai. Apparently you’re my grandfather even though you’re dead. What’s your name?”

 

My father grinned and shook his hand. “I’m Nakahara Seiji. It’s an absolute pleasure.”

 

“Whoa! Your hand is cold!” Shinai gasped. “You really are dead!”

 

My father looked a little nervous. “Sorry, if that’s a little scary.” I could understand his concern - most three year olds would probably be very much afraid of an undead man in front of them. Hell, even thirty year old men...but I knew Shinai well enough and I snorted.

 

“He’s not afraid.”

 

“This is so COOL! I’ve never met a dead person before. What’s it like? Can you still do real people things or do you have special dead person things to do? And how are you here? Mother explained once people die they go away forever, but now you’re here? Oh, is this the fuuinjutsu thing Itachi-oniisan mentioned?”

 

“You told Shinai about fuuinjutsu?” I hissed at Itachi.

 

“Oh...just a little. He asked?” He seemed a little nervous.

 

“Between your brother and fire jutsu and now this? I swear you Uchiha are trying to kill me.”

 

“What’s so wrong about Shinai knowing about fuuinjutsu?” My father asked, perplexed. Considering he let me start reading about it at a similar age, he probably found my ire confusing.

 

I sighed. “Picture me at his age, but with a love for fire and blowing stuff up. Now what do you think?”

 

My father burst out laughing. “Oh, you are fucked.”


 

After Shinai arrived it was obvious that the debrief was completely interrupted, and we were allowed to go home. I was to return tomorrow to talk further. They wanted me to get a check up at the hospital, but Yumi barged in practically spitting fire (Itachi mumbled something about assistants getting fired for getting people into his office...but he wouldn’t dare), grumbling about irresponsible idiots and checked me over thoroughly. My father found the whole exchange between us hilarious.

 

Shinai became absolutely enthralled with my father, and he was more than happy to answer any and every single one of his questions. Shinai demanded for him to remove the appearance modifier to see his actual form, and then told him it was the coolest thing he’d ever seen. My father was revelling in it.

 

My father was a little surprised to see that I had allowed him to start practicing ninjutsu already, until I explained the extensive support system we had in place, and regular checks. He couldn’t understand how I got Fugaku to be the one to instruct him on fire jutsu - he remembered him as a stern and unapproachable man. I mean, he still was, but not with me.

 

While Shinai was showing him all of his tricks, Gai took the opportunity to speak to me. He explained how Kabuto had attempted to fake my death, and then the absolute lack of leads they had on me. He had visions of my five year disappearance again and admitted it was difficult to see past.

 

Shinai had been a blessing and a curse to him - he had brought him joy and solidified his resolve to find me, but Shinai also wouldn’t accept that I wasn’t there. And without me, Gai didn’t have a full idea of how to continue to progress him - so it went so slow it practically stopped.

 

As he wasn’t allowed to practice fire jutsu at home, and everyone was busy with the war preparations, he got frustrated and tried to practice a fire jutsu at the Nara household when Yoshino wasn’t looking. He couldn’t control it and he ended up severely burning his hands and arms - it was lucky he didn’t set something alight.

 

After that, Fugaku, Itachi and even Sasuke, felt awful and spent even more time trying to teach him full control. He had progressed too quickly, so Itachi took a leaf out of my book and was teaching him to fully master the theory and dangers before thrusting straight into the practical - basically the opposite of Fugaku’s approach...I guess that’s why he was familiar with the Hokage’s residence then.

 

Gai asked if I would explain my time with Kabuto, and it was hard. I gave him the unabridged version and I could see the anger in his eyes when I described it. Seeing Gai truly angry was a rare sight.

 

I tried to make him promise not to do anything stupid if he saw Kabuto, but he wouldn’t. He only promised he wouldn’t be dealing with him alone. Not really good enough, but I’d work on it.

 

“I know it’s not super important in the grand scheme of things, but I realise a few things about myself and Shinai when I was at the Fire Temple.” I figured I’d just let everything out while we were at it.

 

“At the Fire Temple? What do you mean?”

 

“Just before everything happened, I was looking up information on a kekkei genkai called the Kioku Meiro...it’s mind based, and the general term is mind maze. The holders originated from Mist centuries ago, but travelled seeking knowledge. They had perfect memory and recall, and could learn everything given to them. They were mainly scholars or religious folk, but it was believed the trait died out.”

 

“And you believe you have this? This could be extraordinary!”

 

“I think so, everything fits? Especially with Shinai, too. We aren’t normal - even by normal prodigy standards.”

 

“You are both incredibly skilled and gifted! If this kekkei genkai theory is correct, what would it mean for you two?”

 

“Probably nothing,” I shrugged. “But I just wanted answers. There was a monk who told me that those with the Kioku Meiro sought a peaceful existence because they were ‘enlightened’...but I think it’s more than that. I think they didn’t pursue the shinobi lifestyle because they became targets for their skills...just look at me? And me and Shinai, we’re restless. We can’t keep ourselves suppressed. I worry about what that’ll mean for him.”

 

“Restlessness is easy to overcome! All that means is you are brimming with Youthful energy! I knew that when I first met you. With the right outlets and guidance, it is possible to focus it. One day Shinai will realise his dream, and we will help him pursue it...You once told me your dream was to spread peace- you’ve achieved that. You should focus on something else completely and give it your all.”

 

“How do you make that sound so easy?”

 

“Because I have done it. All my life, I have vowed to give it my all and excel as a shinobi. I made Kakashi my rival to set myself a benchmark for success. I’ve achieved more than I thought, but I still won’t stop. But now, I have you and Shinai - you are my new goal and dream. And I will be the best partner and father I can be!”

 

I moved to sit on his lap and rested my head on his chest as he hugged me. “Maybe I can just steal your dream? That sounds perfect.”

 

He laughed. “It is not exclusive.”

 

There was the voice of a throat clearing behind me. Gai abruptly stood up and I fell to the floor.

 

“What the fuck, Gai-“ I started a s saw my father standing holding a very muddy Shinai in his arm. Both looked exceptionally pleased with themselves, but my father looked bemused by my place on the floor.

 

“So....I hope you were planning to do some landscape gardening...because we started it for you!” My father said, grinning.

 

“You mean you’ve destroyed half the garden?”

 

“Yup!”

 

“How on earth did you manage that?”

 

“I showed him a one handed earth jutsu. He copied it. It was more powerful than I expected it to be...I think he might share an earth affinity!”

 

“There’s a really big hole!” Shinai said happily. “Can we make it into a pond?”

 

Gai laughed. “That sounds like a most Youthful idea! Let us see!”

 

I groaned and leaned back against the sofa. “What did I do to deserve this?”

 

“Honey?” My dad said with a grin. “I think it’s called karma.”

 

“No, it’s called being surrounded by children. Let’s see this goddamn mess that I’m going to have to deal with...big hole?! You’ve destroyed the entire fucking garden! There’s mud up the whole side of the house! What earth jutsu was it?”

 

“Moving Earth Core?” My father supplied.

 

“In a small garden?” I groaned. “Father? Why?”

 

“Seemed like fun?”

 

Gai laughed. “The family resemblance is most definitely clear!”

 

Somewhere I bet Shikaku is laughing his head off knowing what I let myself in for.

 


 

I flattened the garden using the Moulded Earth jutsu while Gai bathed Shinai.

 

To say my father loved Shinai was an understatement, and he couldn’t stop talking about how impressive he was.

 

“He’s like you, but with endless energy and without his nose constantly in a book!”

 

I snorted. “That’s Gai’s addition. His genes neutralised any lazy Nara traits.”

 

“It’s extraordinary! Are you going to enter him to the Academy soon?”

 

I shook my head. “No...in all honesty, he’d be a disaster there. He finds kids his age imbeciles and he’d graduate after a day...our plan was to train him ourselves until he’s safe, then Itachi agreed he can sit the exam without attending. After that, I wanted him on a team.”

 

“It sure is helpful your best friend being Hokage,” my dad laughed. “Me and your mother were so worried about you, and that you’d be taken advantage of by the system. Your mother especially. She was incredibly paranoid.”

 

“She really was quite smart. And correct. You know, after you died, I didn’t end up with Shikaku and Yoshino straight away...in fact, it was nearly five years.”

 

“What? But why?”

 

And so I explained about my time in ROOT. He was furious. At the system, at Danzo, at the Sandaime. He seemed upset that a place like that existed in Konoha - I think I burst his bubble a little.

 

“I encountered a few ‘black ops ANBU’ in my time...were you..?”

 

“An emotionless amoral asshole? I had to pretend to be, yes. But he never broke me.”

 

“Shit...” he looked stressed. “I’m so sorry.”

 

I think that was enough of a bombshell for one day, so I left the rest for now. It was getting late, and so say I was tired was an understatement. My father would be staying with us, obviously, so Gai set up the sofa for him.

 

“You know...I’m not tired. I guess zombies don’t sleep?” He joked. “Got any books?

 

I’d have to look into that. I couldn’t imagine an existence without sleep. Sleep was the best. I brought him a varied collection, which he seemed pretty interested by, and I hugged him before going upstairs.

 

“Even though you destroyed my garden, I’m really happy you’re here,” I said to him.

 

“Me, too. Mochi ball...I’ll see you in the morning. Get some rest, you deserve it.”

 

When I went to bed, I fell asleep holding onto Gai- after months of no affectionate human contact, I didn’t want to let go. Neither did he.

 


 

I woke up to the sound of banging from downstairs, but also the smell of food. I padded downstairs, and found Gai, my father and Shinai in the kitchen.

 

It looked so wholesome- a lovely picture of family values- until you listened in.

 

“You’re stirring it wrong- I swear, if I had two hands!”

 

“I am fully capable of making pancakes. I have done so many times.”

 

“But were they good pancakes? That looks a little lumpy.”

 

“I have never had any complaints.”

 

They were bickering back and forth. Considering Gai wanted to be on his best behaviour yesterday, this was unexpected. And it was too early to deal with this shit.

 

“Please tell me there’s coffee?” I rasped out.

 

“Mother!” Shinai ran over to hug me. “You slept for ages. They’ve been arguing about breakfast forever.”

 

Men.

 

I was passed a pot of coffee and almost cried in joy. “I’ve missed you,” I whispered into my filled mug.

 

“Mah, should we leave you and the mug to be alone?” Kakashi drawled.

 

When did he get there? Considering the confused look my father sent him, he must have just popped up. I just handed him a cup and the pot of coffee, which he accepted. I had no energy to ask questions yet.

 

“Um...hi I’m Seiji...you are?” My father asked confused. I suppose getting random breakfast guests wasn’t normal.

 

“Kakashi, yo!” He gave him a small wave, before sitting beside me.

 

“Kakashi...oh! You’re Minato’s student! He spoke about you!”

 

“Yes. He did that.” Kakashi clearly wasn’t in a talkative mood either.

 

“So...I guess you’ll be joining us for breakfast?” My father didn’t know quite where to proceed.

 

“Ah, if you insist!”

 

I snorted. “Don’t mind Kakashi. He’s an antisocial freeloader. And sadly Shinai’s godfather...why, I don’t know.”

 

“Because my rival has a profound sense of duty and is determined to protect all of his precious people!”

 

“Oh yea...free bodyguard...that’s it.” I snapped my fingers at Gai, who grinned.

 

“I feel used, right now,” Kakashi complained.

 

“So does our fridge every time you come to visit. You’ll get over it.”

 

“Mah, so mean.”

 

“Always.”

 

I took a sip of my coffee and smiled at him.

 

“So...do you two actually like each other? I’m very confused right now,” my father said, scratching his head.

 

“They have the most Youthful of friendships! It is based on sarcasm and wit...but overall I feel they are competing for my attentions!” He said, happy with himself. Kakashi and I shared a look.

 

“You can have him,” I said quickly.

 

“No, he’s yours. You have a kid together, there’s no escape after that.”

 

“Damn, you have a point...”

 

My father started laughing. “I think I like it here!”

Notes:

More reunions and plot next time!

Chapter 63: Assimilation arc: part 8

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

I was exhausted. Despite coffee, food and time, I did not feel up for anything except lying on the sofa, wrapped in a blanket with Shinai lying on top of me.

 

With my exploits from the day before, I must have kept going on adrenaline and now I had well and truly crashed. I think my body now realised I was safe and it was very keen to catch up on missed rest.

 

However, I still had to report to Itachi properly. I contemplated asking someone to send word I wasn’t up for it, but it was easier just getting everything over and done with. I could rest later.

 

Me and my father walked to the Tower while Gai dropped Shinai to Yoshino so he could continue to help in the clean up-as much as he wanted to stay with me, he still had his duties to the village. Shinai was not impressed by me going out of his sight until I promised I wouldn’t be long at all. And even then, he pouted so much I almost gave in.

 

This time around, there was only Itachi present for the meeting - I’m guessing he didn’t want an audience or anything to deter a full report.

 

Itachi wanted to speak to me alone first, while my father waited outside. My father had no complaints, and sent Itachi a little salute with a cheerful, “of course, Hokage-sama!” He still found Itachi’s position hilarious.

 

“I’ve briefly glanced over the files you gave me- they do not read well.” Itachi said, grim. “Kabuto’s methods are...thorough.” He appeared to struggle for the right word. “I will admit, I am unsure of how to proceed. I do not feel comfortable passing a lot of the information onto Intelligence without your permission.”

 

“Give it to Yumi...he’ll probably make heads and tails of both the medical and analysis portion. He knows my methods...there won’t be anything of real help, though.” I wasn’t keen on others knowing about the time I was captive. I was never one for a pity party.

 

“That is reasonable...did he give any indication to his plans or further hideout locations?”

 

“Nothing more than I’ve already told you. Unless talking to himself about the experiments, gloating or being a creepy speccy weirdo, he wasn’t the chattiest.”

 

“I need to ask...are you fit for duty?” He gave me a soft look. “What you’ve gone through could easily destroy even the strongest of people. I don’t want to push you.”

 

I shrugged. “I won’t say I’m totally fine, but I’m okay. I promise...if it makes you feel better, I’ll go see Inoichi. But in all honesty, I’d prefer to keep busy.”

 

He sighed. “I knew that would be your answer. But promise me the moment you feel overwhelmed, you will pull back? I do not want you burning out...and if Inoichi disagrees with your assessment, you will follow his advice.”

 

“Yes, no problem,” I said flippantly.

 

“I am being serious. Typical protocol for long term captives is immediate psychological assessment, and at least four weeks of R and R...and those placed under mind control jutsu are generally admitted to Psych or T and I for monitoring. The only reason you are not under the same regulation is the unique situation we find ourselves in. But if there is any concern I will not hesitate to follow through- for your own good.”

 

I grit my teeth but didn’t answer. I understood what he was saying, and why, but I’d end up getting myself into trouble if I opened my mouth right then.

 

“Erena, please...” He looked at me and pleaded.

 

“Itachi, I’ll do whatever you want, but I will not be held prisoner again - especially in my own village. I can’t.” The thought of me being held in a cell or helplessly restrained on a table made the blood in my veins turn to ice.

 

“Okay...I understand. But you’ll see Inoichi.”

 

“Yes...of course.” He gave me a warm look and a soft smile in thanks.

 

He gave me an update of what had happened while I was away- I’d pieced together a few things from what Gai had told me, but he gave me the bigger picture.

 

After I went missing, they took my kidnap as an act of war against the Akatsuki and their plans were accelerated. Villages were fortified, and the Jinchuriki were spread as protection for them, but also as fire power within the villages themselves. Interestingly, the Jinchuriki had formed their own council - this was Yagura’s idea, as he felt they needed a united voice.

 

Since tracking squads made no progress in finding me, they planned an offensive strike on the Akatsuki headquarters to get more information. The timing of their mission combined with my presence was completely coincidental.

 

The whole plan had been Shikamaru’s brainchild, as he had become obsessed with finding me after the Fire Temple. He blamed himself for Kabuto successfully retreating with me because he didn’t notice the differences between the corpse and I...which was stupid. Kabuto was a master with the dead. I had seen in myself.

 

Konan was apparently still unconscious, but was expected to wake up any day. Pein, or Nagato, was dead. During his attack, Jiraiya had realised he was a former pupil of his, and managed to track his true location. As he was busy subduing the Paths, he sent Naruto out to talk to him- with Sasuke just behind. In protecting Naruto, Sasuke had died and this sent Naruto to the point of almost losing control of the Kyuubi...Itachi was visibly devestated upon recounting this. It was pretty hard to watch.

 

Somehow, Naruto came to his senses and talked Nagato down...in thanks for restoring his faith in peace, he sacrificed himself to restore the lives of everyone that had died, including Sasuke...which would probably be the only reason Itachi was able to function right now.

 

“So, in effect- no casualties but a village needing repair? I’m not going to lie, that seems like a pretty fair deal considering,” I said.

 

“I would agree,” Itachi said. “It would have been better if we didn’t have Kabuto and Zetsu to deal with, but one step at a time.”

 

“One question though.” I stuck one finger up. “What in the hell was that big skeleton thing? It was hella cool.”

 

Itachi smiled. “Ah, that was Susanoo...my avatar. The Mangekyo Sharingan has many abilities.”

 

I grabbed the nearest reachable object on his desk and threw it at him.

 

“That was you?! You complete and utter bastard! I fucking knew you were holding out on me! Fucking Uchiha and their stupid overpowered eyes. Do you know how unfair that is on us mere mortals?” I sulked.

 

“In what world would you be classed as a mere mortal?” He raised an eyebrow at me.

 

“Oh shush. All I have is a freaky brain and a second hand soul. Being able to summon huge skeletons and fiery swords? That’s next level shit...wait...can Shisui do that, too?”

 

Itachi never replied but smiled.

 

“Motherfucker!”

 

He laughed. “And my father...but they cannot hold it for a considerable amount of time. Their power is better used elsewhere.”

 

“I don’t give a flying fuck. I feel betrayed and lied to. And so very very jealous.”

 

“When we have time, I will show you properly?” He said it like a child promising to show off their toys.

 

“Itachi...that was a given.”

 

“And I expect to see what other...tricks you have uncovered? What is this teleportation we witnessed? It did not appear to be your Time Flicker?”

 

I scrunched my nose up. “Between my time at the Fire Temple and access to Orochimaru’s library I was able to figure a few things out. The teleportation is a bit weird...it’s not unlike Hirai-shin or Obito’s ability... but I don’t need a marker and I don’t consciously enter another dimension. I need to know exactly where I’m going, right down to the distance, elevation and direction, and focus the exact amount of chakra required to cover the distance...there’s a seal that bridges the mental component with the physical in a way thats not overly chakra draining. It’s mainly a lot of very quick mental arithmetic and chakra control.”

 

“So it may be taught?” He looked interested.

 

“In theory...If Shinai has any proficiency for mathematics, I may teach him when he’s older. But if anyone can manage complex equations in a split second, I would be willing to try and teach them.”

 

“Hmmmm,” he looked deep in thought.

 

“Trying to figure out how good you are at maths?” I said, grinning.

 

“If only so I could see Shisui’s face when I’m suddenly faster than him at shunshin.” He smiled behind his hands.

 

“Let me know when and I’ll set up a few practice equations.” I am fully in support of fucking around with Shisui. He’ll be so mad...

 

“This aside...I have two final things to discuss. Firstly, there is a war council in a few days. Will you join me?”

 

I scrunched up my nose at the name. “Sure...but I’ll probably need to sleep for a solid twenty-four hours after this. I’m currently running on caffeine and spite.”

 

“Doesn’t that describe you every day?”

 

“Shut up.” He was a cheeky asshole sometimes. “And what’s the second?”

 

“Your father, actually.” I stiffened. “While he’s here, it would be remiss to ignore the opportunities he may bring. He was a celebrated jounin when he was alive, and even if we ignore his injuries, he is currently near indestructible. But I would not want to act without your permission.”

 

Inside I screamed in frustration, but I could see his point at the same time. It hurt to see him used as a tool, but he was still a soldier and I knew he took pride in that. He would want to help.

 

I sighed. “If he agrees...but I know he will. I need to replace his seals before he’s assigned anything- I had to use shitty paper. And he’ll need monitoring for degradation. The Resurrection jutsu wasn’t meant for long term, and I have no idea how long it will last for.”

 

“You can be in change of his assignment distribution,” he said. “Nothing will be done without your say.”

 

We quickly hashed out a few specifics, then I was sent outside while Itachi spoke to him alone. He was in there for a long time, and I don’t know what else they were discussing but there was no way it was just about putting him on active duty.

 

I fell asleep waiting for them to finish, but was unceremoniously woken up by a slap to the face.

 

“Who the fuck-!” I jumped up, and found Shisui and Sai staring at me. “Oh, it’s just you...I’m going back to sleep, wake me up when-“

 

Shisui grabbed me in a hug. “I heard you came back. You have no idea how worried we were.”

 

“It’s true,” Sai supplied helpfully. “Most people thought you were dead. The likelihood of you being alive was extremely slim.” Shisui hit him on the chest.

 

“Well, I never had any doubt.”

 

“That’s not entirely true-“

 

“Shut up!” Shisui hissed at him, and I laughed.

 

“Thankfully the rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”

 

“They always are...but for your information, if it happens again I’m not taking part in any search parties. They’re boring and exhausting.”

 

“I’m so sorry so inconvenience you,” I said, rolling my eyes. “But if it’s any consolidation, I’m now under extreme levels of Mother Henning...if that’s even a term. Gai even suggested a tracking seal on me last night - and he is usually very opposed to any and all permanent seals.” Despite my proficiency, Gai hated the idea of having seals placed on the body permanently. He’d let me place one on him in Mist, but removed it as soon as possible. He felt like they were cheating - and taking any shortcuts was against his moral code (this was an old conversation that almost became a full argument as he basically insinuated that I was a big cheater...I only defused when his scrambling to take it back was hilariously pathetic).

 

“A tracking seal?” Shisui rubbed his chin in thought. “And why didn’t we do this years ago?”

 

“Because I’m a spy, dumbass. Why would a spy allow any possibility of them being tracked?”

 

“Mmmm, still though. I feel you either need a tracking seal or a leash.”

 

“I’m not a fucking dog!”

 

“Really? I can’t really tell the difference.”

 

“I think those eyes of yours are defective - don’t mind me while I stab them-“

 

I heard a loud laugh behind me. “Wow, you two haven’t changed at all!”

 

“HOLY SHIT,” Shisui shouted, staring at my father. Him and Itachi were standing together looking very bemused. I looked at Itachi.

 

“You set this up, didn’t you?” Meaning Shisui’s summon to his office just happening to coinciding when me and my father were here.

 

He smiled gently and shrugged. “I will neither confirm nor deny.”

 

“Is that? How did? What?” Shisui was lost of words.

 

“We’ve broken Shisui,” I grinned.

 

“This is the first time I have seen Shisui-sensei truly lost for words. It is most entertaining. Might I enquire into the reasoning? I feel I am missing out of some important revelation,” Sai said.

 

“That’s Erena’s father. He’s dead. Like really dead. Like, he died during the Kyuubi attack. But now he’s here. Alive.” Shisui was still staring at my father, unblinking.

 

“Technically I’m still dead,” my father supplied helpfully. “I’m just a walking talking corpse.”

 

“That’s worse...”Shisui still looked broken.

 

I clapped. “Well...as entertaining as this is, I’m dead on my feet- maybe not as literally as my father (Shisui made a squeaking noise)-but I have things to do and people to see before I can pull a sleeping beauty.”

 

“Sleeping beauty? But that would imply you are beautiful,” Sai said with his usual deadpan, but with a little crinkle in his eyes.

 

I saw my fathers eye narrow. “And who are you?”

 

“Father, chill. Sai just made a joke, and actually meant it as one. I’d say he deserves a pat on the back.”

 

“Ah, thank you Erena.  I have been practicing. Unfortunately neither Sasuke or Neji seem to have sense of humour- the punchline typically evades them.”

 

“Just keep at it- Neji’s actually a sassy little thing, he’ll get there. Jury’s out on Sasuke, though...maybe dying was enough to make him lighten up?”

 

Itachi cleared his throat. “Too soon, Erena.” He was not impressed.

 

I shrugged. “See, Sai? Uchiha senses of humour are a bit more refined. Shisui doesn’t count - I’m pretty sure he was dropped on his head as a child.”

 

“Twice, actually,” Itachi said. “And we do have senses of humour, they just don’t involve dead family members.”

 

“That’s not a Nakahara problem!” My father said grinning. “I think we’re dead funny!”

 

“I kind of get Itachi’s point, this is grave-ly serious,” I replied.

 

“Mmm. I don’t think we’re fully appreciated...I’m just dying to get out of here, aren’t you?”

 

“I don’t know, I think we’re succeeding in lifting their ‘spirits’.”

 

Itachi groaned. “Both of you, just get out.”

 

My father held out his hand in a action for a high five, which I obviously reciprocated.

 

“Goodbye Shisui! Will be catch up later, mmm?” My father said, still enjoying Shisui’s reaction.

 

“Yea...”

 

My father chortled as we left the tower.


 

I had to visit T and I to deal with Mitarashi, and my father offered to join...and when I say offered, he didn’t give any room for argument. He had a look on his face like he was contemplating asking me about something, but kept changing his mind.

 

“For god sake, out with it,” I said to him.

 

He frowned. “Have you always been so tetchy? I don’t remember you so tetchy.”

 

“You’re going to say what you’re wanting to say eventually. I don’t see a point in making things awkward and pussy footing around it.” As soon as I said it, I felt bad for snapping. “I’m really tired, okay?”

 

“Are you sure we can’t leave the trip to T and I until later?” He looked at me in concern.

 

“It’s fine,” I waved to him dismissively. “If I do this now, I can stay in bed all day tomorrow.”

 

“Okay...” he said looking unconvinced. “I will admit, it’s very difficult not being able to tell you what to do anymore. Only yesterday I remember a little girl playing shogi with her mother, and now I have a daughter in her early twenties with a child, throwing around near Kage level skills and has no sense of self preservation.”

 

I narrowed my eyes. “What exactly did Itachi say?”

 

He sighed. “Enough to make me worried and keep my eye open...but I suspect it’s not even close to the reality.”

 

“He had no right-“

 

“Erena, he had every right. And I have every right as a father to know these things.”

 

“I can handle myself.”

 

“Maybe so, but I’m still going to be watching. And if I see anything I don’t like, I’m not against treating you like a child. My child.”

 

I snorted. “When did you ever tell me off?”

 

“Maybe that’s the problem? Or maybe it’s because there wasn’t anything to worry about back then.”

 

I rubbed my head. “I don’t want to argue with you...can we just forget about this topic just now, and revisit it when I’m rested? You’re the fifth person to bring this up in twenty fours and I’m not in the mood.” From Yumi, Gai, Itachi, Shisui and now my undead father, this was becoming a trend I didn’t like.

 

“Absolutely, sweetpea...hey, does that kid look exactly like Gai, or is it just me?” He frowned. “Don’t tell me he has another child?” The thought of Gai haven’t children from multiple women seemed to seriously bother my father - It was easy to forget he didn’t know anything about him.

 

“Haha, no. That’s Rock Lee...one of his students. There’s a bit of hero worship going on there. He can’t manipulate chakra at all, and Gai was the first one to give him a chance and believe in him. It’s pretty cute, actually.”

 

He frowned, still staring at Rock Lee.

 

“He’s like Gai’s clone...you’ll see...HEY, ROCK LEE!” I shouted over to him, and waved. He was attempting to move a massive boulder about five times the size of him, and it obviously wasn’t budging. There were a few people obviously laughing at his dramatic attempts...it was quite cruel, actually. A plan formed in my head.

 

He saw me, and his wide eyes widened ever further before he came bounding towards me.

 

“ERENA! I am so happy to see your safe return!” He hugged me hard. “Gai-sensei was overjoyed this morning! It made my heart glow to see him as his cool self again!“

 

I smiled but some of it was a little strained at his word choice.

 

“Thanks, it’s good to be back...I’ll get Gai to around something proper when I’m feeling up for it?”

 

“Absolutely! That sounds like a splendid idea! I still make sure Neji and TenTen will also be available!”

 

“Perfect...say, you having a little difficultly with the clear up?” I gestured to the boulder.

 

“The rock is proving to be a most difficult foe! But I am determined to persist! There are those that doubt me, but I have faith my hard work will pay off!”

 

I handed him a tag- an antigravity tag that would work on an object, instead of an area. “Remember the time in Kumo with the water walking?” He nodded. “This is going to be like that...make solid hand holds in the boulder, then stick this on...make sure you remove it when it’s where it needs to be...and for the love of god don’t let the boulder go or throw it.”

 

“I don’t understand...” he looked at the tag, confused.

 

“It’s not a forever cheat, just a way to stick it to the non believers.” I gestured to the bullies on the sidelines.

 

“But will this not be dishonest?” He looked torn.

 

“I’d say it’s more of a prank,” I said grinning.

 

“Okay... I will use it this once! But move another fifty rocks to make up for it!”

 

I laughed. “You do that!” He bowed and scurried off.

 

He did exactly as advised, and within moment he was lifting the massive boulder over his head like it weighed nothing, grinning at me, before walking away with it. The idiots who were laughing at him shut up immediately and were choking on their own spit.

 

I turned to my father, feeling very proud of myself. He smiled at me.

 

“Now that’s the Erena I remember.”

 

“Huh?”

 

“Kind-hearted chaos...you’re pretty good with kids, you know? I never would have expected that.”

 

“I feel I should be insulted by that.”

 

“You should.”

 

“Oi!”

 

We spent the rest of the journey bickering. It felt weird. Instead of father and daughter, it felt like he was my friend. I always saw my father as experienced and wise, but now we were pretty close in age so there wasn’t that much of a gap. He was never the most mature of people, so I felt like we were on the same wavelength.

 

At the back of my mind, I was still annoyed about whatever Itachi had spoken to about with him, but it’s not like I could change it now. I just had to do damage control without blowing up...so after a pretty lengthy sleep.

 

Just before entering T and I, I bought a small bag of dango.

 

“Feeling hungry?” my father joked.

 

“Sadly these aren’t for me,” I looked at the bag longingly.

 

We entered the facility without any problem, showing we must have been expected. Anko was found in an office, looking angry reading a file.

 

“Hello...someone call for an evil bastard exterminator?” I called from the doorway.

 

She looked up. “You? But you are tiny! This must be a joke.” She looked me up and down, clearly unimpressed.

 

“Don’t let her size fool you,”I heard a voice behind me. “She’s far more interesting than she looks.” Morino Ibiki was behind me and my father, smirking.

 

“Fuck off, Morino. I’m very busy and important.”

 

“But you do know how I enjoy watching you work,” he replied.

 

“You can take your voyeuristic tendencies and shove them up your arse. This is a private party.” I glared at him and gestured to my father to enter the room. He was staring at Morino with a blank expression, assessing. Morino was staring at him right back.

 

I sighed. “I really don’t have all day.”

 

“Mmmm...” my father replied before entering. As Morino tried to follow, I snapped the door in his face and sealed the door.

 

“Fucking creep...” I muttered under my breath.

 

“I take it back, you must have some balls to slam the door on Morino like that.”

 

“Huge balls. Biggest balls you’ll ever see...now can you take your jacket off?”

 

“Don’t I deserve to know what is it you’re going to do? I had the seal placed on me without permission, I’m not doing anything else unless I have full disclosure.” She crossed her arms.

 

“Fair enough...in a nut shell, the cursed mark is coming off you today. I’ll be removing every last trace and then removing his soul fragment from the earth.” Her eyes widened. “Longer story? I’ll be using something called the Evil Releasing Method - designed by Orochimaru himself - to release the seal. As the soul fragment attempts to latch on, I’ll be directing it to another living object. Fortunately for us, Orochimaru altered not only his body, but also his soul so that it has serpentine qualities.” I removed a small tube from my pocket, which held a small snake in stasis. “I’m giving him a replacement body...then destroying it. His soul will then join the rest on the other side.”

 

“That’s it? It sounds too simple.”

 

“He guarded the Evil Releasing Method- without it this would be impossible. Plus there’s going to be a little bit of fancy fuuinjutsu required to seal his soul into the snake without killing you.” Her eyes widened. “But don’t worry, I did it yesterday and I survived. That means I have a one hundred percent success rate.”

 

She looked uncertain. “You’re sure this will work?”

 

“I’m very good at what I do.” I attempted to give her a comforting smile.

 

“You better be.” She removed her jacket. I unrolled a large scroll- the same one I used yesterday- and laid it on the floor.

 

“Lie in the centre, on your front and straight.” She did as I asked. “A little to the left.” I kneeled down. “This is probably going to burn a little.”

 

“I can handle it.” She said through gritted teeth.

 

I performed the hand signs then concentrated. Anko’s seal began to glow, and then I started to see a rippling. It was interesting seeing it from this perspective.

 

Slowly, I began to see a snake-like appearance expand from the rippling area, and I saw Anko clenching her eyes and jaw. The new host was placed in a receiver area of my seal, and the new emerging snake soul thing siphoned off down the laid out path, like it was made of water...as souls weren’t entirely tangible, it made sense.

 

As the last of Orochimaru’s soul was extracted, Anko started to scream gently but still remained perfectly still. Once the transfer was complete, the new vessel started to swell in size.

 

“Fuck you,” I said, before sending a fire ball to it, and the snake was dead in seconds.

 

“Still with us, Mitarashi?” I asked her, placing by hands under a shoulder to help her up.

 

“That was it? Never felt a thing,” she said, her face flushed. She tried to take a step but stumbled slightly and I guided her to a chair before handing her the bag of dango. “Dango!” She cheered.

 

“It’ll keep your energy up. When you feel up to it, go home. And take the day off tomorrow. You’ll need it.”

 

“You got it,” replied, starting on her bag without delay. “But...is that it? Really?”

 

“Really. Except your memories, there shouldn’t be any trace of that asshole on you. Enjoy.” I gave a small salute before exiting the room. In all honestly, I was hanging on by a thread and needed to leave before I passed out...And then I’d never hear the end of it.

 

“Another satisfied cust-“ DOOF.

 

I turned around and found my father holding Morino to the wall, his arm across his throat.

 

“Leave my daughter alone. I know men like you...everyone else may be afraid to do anything, but I don’t have any such concerns. Back away, or you will be joining me to the grave.”

 

Well...this was unexpected...and kind of bad ass.

 

I couldn’t even say anything. I was genuinely shocked.

 

My father didn’t bother saying anything else, and Morino never said anything in reply, simply staring at him with interest. He just smirked.

 

“Well, it was fun while it lasted. I’m surprised it took someone this long.”

 

My fathers face morphed into one of disgust before he let him go. “Let’s go.” He said, and I toddled after him.

 

We never said anything to each other until we were both outside and far away from the building.

 

“Not going to lie, that felt pretty good,” my father laughed.

 

“That was...pretty fucking epic. Damn...who else can I set you on?” I joked. I was pretty in awe, to be honest.

 

“Any ex boyfriends I should know about?” He laughed in return.

 

“Nah, I have that covered. Pretty sure I made him wet himself.”

 

He gave me an appraising look. “Nice!” I grinned.

 

We went to pick up Shinai, but Yoshino ushered us into the house to welcome my father. Apparently they both bonded over being married to such aggravating individuals...I knew Shikaku and my mother were close, but so were my father and Yoshino in response.

 

Shinai started talking about his day, but I ended up passing out on the sofa not soon after. Instead of being upset, he just snuggled up next to me.

 

We were left for a couple of hours, after which time Shikamaru also returned home. I felt a presence watching me, and opened my eyes to find him staring at me.

 

“Stop creeping and just come here,” I mumbled, and grabbed his hand. He ended up moving the pillow under my head, so I was leaning on his lap instead. He fell asleep with his arm over my shoulder...later, Yoshino showed me a photo of the three of us on the couch (I got a copy and framed it).

 

When I finally woke up the next morning, I was in my own bed. Gai had come to collect Shinai, only to find us all there instead. My father carried Shinai, while Gai carried me - I didn’t rouse at all...which was almost unheard of for a Shinobi.

 

It must have been super early, because Gai was still asleep and not out on his normal morning run. I stared at him, smiling, but he must have felt my eyes on him. He smiled without even opening his eyes.

 

“I know I am handsome, but you have been staring at me for quite some time.”

 

“So modest,” I said, rolling my eyes. He opened his.

 

“But I do not see you disagreeing!”

 

“Thats because I’d never hear the end of it.”

 

He gasped dramatically before pinning me down lightly. “What an Unyouthful thing to say! I demand that you retract it at once!”

 

“And how are you going to make me?” I cocked my head at him playfully.

 

His methods were very convincing, and I was incredibly thankful we had a silencing seal built into the bedroom walls at all times...or things would have been very awkward with my father downstairs.

 

Gai, still afraid of my father, demanded we both shower - at separate times - before heading downstairs to avoid suspicion.

 

It also didn’t help that I told him about Morino the day before. He was in awe and even more afraid, which I found hilarious.

 

“He hasn’t asked you for a ‘chat’ yet?” I asked, finding his reaction adorable.

 

“No! Should I be concerned?” He looked nervous.

 

“Nah...I’m pretty sure he likes you,” I said.

 

When we went down for breakfast, which my father had already made (I forgot how bad a cook he was, but I didn’t have the heart to tell him...Shinai had no such reservations), I had to bite the inside of my cheek to stop from laughing when my father asked Gai he could show him around Konoha and have a talk, while I rested at home some more.

 

“Yosh! What a Youthful idea!” He replied happily...his eyes told a very very different story.

 

I couldn’t have been more happy (except if I actually had edible pancakes).

Notes:

The Assimilation arc will be ending soon...I can promise nothing bad will happen yet lol.
To Assimilate is to fully take in information and understand it- this arc is all about Erena getting some self realisation and understanding her full potential.

I’m so glad people are enjoying Seiji! He’s an absolute delight to write. He’s very similar to Erena, but a much more cheerful individual...and as you can see here, he does have a bit of a temper. He wasn’t a Jounin for nothing!

(FYI, Itachi failed Erena’s equations. There is officially something his genius couldn’t manage -no matter how hard he tried - and it pleased Erena to no end.)

Chapter 64: Assimilation arc: part 9

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The term ‘War Council’ is very deceptive.

 

It sounds like there is going to be a lot of high intensity discussion-plotting and tactics and just general interesting topics.

 

The reality was very different.

 

The Konoha side consisted of four people: Itachi, Shikaku, Jiraiya and myself. With Jiraiya present, I could only hope the topic was going to get interesting-he looked as bored as me and was not being polite about it. Shikaku shot him a dirty look as he visibly yawned and I only smirked in his direction, which he returned. He totally did that on purpose.

 

We were sitting at seats on the interface of my visual communications seal. The rest of the room had the other parties from other countries projected. I recognised most, but many weren’t interesting enough for me to pay any attention to. Yagura and Killer B both seemed pleased by my return, and A had to command B to shut up before he interrupted the proceedings. I sent him a jolly wave and a grin, to the bemusement of many others.

 

The other countries were falling over giving their apologies to Konoha for the current devastation, and most promising to send aid (supplies or workers- Iwa did not, surprise surprise). Then there was a lot of congratulating on getting rid of the Akatsuki threat...only for it to be replaced by a new one.

 

There was lots of arguing and talking, and it took over an hour to decide that were weren’t changing anything. They would keep up the defence and continue to search for information.  It was all very boring...it could have been decided in a minute, instead of arguing with themselves over and over.

 

Kumo also reported of a small band of mercenaries causing problems in their area, but they seemed happy it was under control. It wouldn’t be worth mentioning, however it was standard procedure to state every possible hostile, incase of any link.

 

As the discussions came to a close, and I was fighting to keep myself awake, I startled when I heard my name.

 

“I will ensure minutes are sent - Erena will write them after the meeting.”

 

Huh? I’m doing what?

 

“I’m writing minutes?”

 

“Yes, did I not tell you? I do hope you’ve been paying attention.” He smirked at me.

 

That little prick. I shot him a dirty look and grumbled under my breath. Apparently my Kekkei Genkai now made me a glorified secretary. I feel like was a gross misuse of my abilities...not to mention I now had to recount the whole conversation about giving people two squares of toilet roll per person in the field camps, the fact that everyone repeated themselves at least three times during the hour long argument, and that Kankuro scratched his balls in clear view multiple times...although maybe the last part wasn’t necessary? Maybe it was a secret signal - I’d add it just in case.

 

After the meeting was adjourned, I stormed out to write the notes not even looking at Itachi.

 

“Tough luck, kid!” Jiraiya said happily, and I shot him a rude gesture as the door closed.

 

I sent a messenger to Gai to let him know I’d be late because a former best friend lumbered me with extra shitty paperwork when I still had a mountain to get through.

 

Inoichi cleared me for work, and was surprised at how well I was taking everything. I had a few small issues, but nothing that would make him concerned about my safety. Except for mild claustrophobia, I just needed to avoid any invasive medical procedures, or make sure I was heavily sedated before- piece of cake.

 

At Shikaku’s request, I had a word with Shikamaru too. Sadly, he had become an exceptionally motivated Nara that was about to run himself into the ground. On top of that, his angst and surliness was causing complaints. Enter Erena’s special brand of pep talk where I forced him to place shogi with me, got him angry when I trashed him in under ten moves every time, and he flipped the whole table over. I used a metaphor comparing the shogi board to his sanity, and that he was the only one that could cause it to flip. He ignored me for a day, but then it was back to normal.

 

He admitted he felt insulted when it was Gai ‘of all people’ to notice the deception, to which I snorted. “If people were to look beyond his eccentricities, they’d notice a true genius. You look at the big picture, but he looks at the small. Gai dedicates himself fully to everything he pursues, which also includes me. Hell, I’m sure if I was burned to a crisp except my pinky he’d be able to identify me.”

 

Shika paled. “Let’s not test that? Seeing you dead once is more than enough, thank you.”

 

Bless him, I was definitely going to have to make it up to him. He was actually very sensitive.

 

Unfortunately for me, I was more traumatised by the state of my work rather than the last four months drama. The work had been delegated, but everything was misfiled and mislabelled and a fucking shit show. And whoever had been overseeing the spy network needed shot because there were so many mistakes - the big problem was people left out in the field too long, especially ones in hostile territories. I’d have to pull them immediately and begin a detox and mental decompression program...hopefully I’d be allowed to commandeer two rooms in Psych for a couple weeks for the two more concerning ones...Then I’d have to find them in-village posts for a while...

 

I finished the minutes, and a few other pieces, and went to hand paperwork to Itachi. It was after nine, but he’d still be here.

 

“Here’s your minutes, asshole,” I said, handing them over.

 

“Thank you...it’s- have you detailed what everyone was wearing, down to the shade and size? I don’t think they care that Mei was looking ‘particularly hot’. And why did you describe my posture as ‘typical for the Uchiha- like a stick shoved up their ass’?” He looked at me exasperated. “I can’t send these out.”

 

“It’s called being thorough, Hokage-sama.” I looked to him sweetly. “Are you telling me my work isn’t good enough?”

 

“Fine...you are a menace. I’ll never ask you to write minutes again, okay?”

 

“Excellent. I’m glad you understand. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have a-“

 

“Hokage-sama! Urgent message from the communications tower!” A Chuunin came running into the office. They looked incredibly stressed.

 

Another change since I was gone was Itachi finally using my comms ideas- apparently he felt that several things could be avoided had messages been delivered faster, so he overrode the usual bureaucracy. Now, all teams were sent with a special scroll that allowed them to send messages back and forth instantly - like a pager or an email. Jiraiya had taken my notes and managed to decipher them to make it suitable for mass production.

 

Itachi took the note and read, eyes flicking across the paper. “Notify ANBU Teams Amber and Indigo to be ready for immediate deployment. Mission briefing in twenty minutes. Go!”

 

Four bodies disappeared from the room, and I took the note from Itachi and read quickly.

 

“What’s their location?” I asked. An ANBU team doing reconnaissance had been made and were requesting immediate assistance-a hostile had entered the area and lethal force was anticipated should they we discovered. Two members of the team were behind enemy lines and they could not be  removed without additional numbers...for an ANBU team to request this meant that the information they held was incredibly important, and that death was inevitable without assistance.

 

“Waterfall.” Itachi said. “Investigating rumours of ghosts...”

 

“Ghosts? Why not...And waterfall? You do know it’ll take days to get there. It’ll be far too late,” I said. “A team from Iwa may be slightly quicker- even a few hours may make a difference.”

 

Because what was the point in having alliances if you can’t count on your allies?

 

Itachi shook his head. “Not that much. Amber is the fastest team, they’ll get there in a similar time frame.” He looked stressed.

 

“What aren’t you telling me?”

 

“The team deployed contains Sasuke. I have no idea if he’s one that sent the message, or one requiring extraction.”

 

Aw fuck. Considering Sasukes recent brush with death, I could bet Itachi was nearing meltdown.

 

“Why was he sent out of village so soon after the attack?”

 

“He volunteered...Naruto is away, and he was restless. This was the closest to a quiet mission that I could manage.”

 

“This is ridiculous...” I said frustrated. “Can you contact the team to find out their current coordinates?”

 

“Yes, but...” he caught my eye. “No. Absolutely not. You can’t even think about it.”

 

I shrugged. “Can, and have...you know it makes sense. I can get there instantly...and I can take a side along with me. It’s the best option you have right now.”

 

“I can’t...”

 

“Itachi, you’ve already made up your mind.”

 

He looked torn. I moved beside him and held his hand, I could feel it tremor slightly.

 

“We don’t even know what the situation is. For all we know he’s fine. But if not, I can get there quicker than any team. He’s your brother-I wouldn’t suggest if I thought I was anything but capable. Let me do this for you.”

 

“As Hokage, I can’t. You’re just back from a captive situation...I can’t put you out in the field.”

 

I sighed. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to, but he couldn’t without playing favourites. It would seem like he was being reckless, and putting Sasuke before his own shinobi.

 

“Okay...so what if I just play transport? I’ll take someone, then provide backup, and bring back any injured parties?”

 

He paused. “You’ll stay back? Unless absolutely necessary?”

 

“Of course.”

 

Itachi nodded weakly, then signalled for an ANBU. “Summon Hatake Kakashi immediately.” After they disappeared, he looked to me. “If there is any sign of danger, you are not to engage unless necessary-do you understand?”

 

I smiled weakly. “I won’t. It’ll be in and out, no shaking it all about.”

 

Kakashi chose that moment to arrive, looking very confused. He briefly glanced at Itachi, eye widened slightly, but said nothing.

 

“You summoned me, Hokage-sama?”

 

He was in full business mode. He knew something was up.

 

“Are you mission capable?” Itachi said.

 

“Of course,” he replied, and his posture stiffened.

 

Itachi explained the situation-from the request for assistance to the ANBUs original meeting. He didn’t need to explain Sasuke was involved, but Kakashi must have realised.

 

Itachi told him Kakashi would take command, and that I would teleport him to the area then provide backup.

 

“Sir, I must object-I do not believe Erena should be entering the field. She had not been fully cleared, and may be a liability.”

 

I was about to send Kakashi a swift ‘fuck you’, but I knew he wasn’t saying that to be an ass. He wasn’t aware of my session with Inoichi, or my discussions with Itachi and Shikaku. Plus, he was likely protecting me more than anything.

 

“I understand your concerns, but this has been discussed. It is the best option for mission success, unless you can provide an alternative?”

 

“Obito could-“

 

“Unfortunately Obito is out on mission and out of communication until morning.”

 

I heard Kakashi curse quietly under his breath. “I still think this is a bad idea.”

 

“Your objections are noted however irrelevant. Erena will adhere to your commands.“ I gave a nod, but Kakashi didn’t look convinced. “I expect word from you both within the hour. Do you need anything else?”

 

“No, Hokage-sama,” Kakashi said, with just a hint of sarcasm. Itachi would not have missed it.

 

“Then you are to leave immediately. Dismissed.”

 

Kakashi looked at me. “So what’s the protocol?”

 

“Try not to be sick on my shoes?” I answered sheepishly.

 

“What-?”

 

I grabbed his arm and teleported before he could say another thing.

 


 

 

Thankfully, he did not vomit on my shoes, or even his own.

 

He took a few minutes to stop spinning, but other than that he was peachy. The remaining ANBU detected our arrival almost immediately, and seemed shocked at out sudden appearance considering they sent the distress communication twenty minutes prior.

 

And unfortunately, Sasuke was one of the ones trapped.

 

As ANBU Hawk, he and ANBU Rat were investigating a few caverns within the mountains, with the others keeping watch. They lost communication, and ANBU Parrot went to investigate - only to find their exit blocked by twenty white men with abnormal appearance.

 

“Excuse me- when you say white...do you mean white white? And did they have creepy fly trap like appendages?” I asked.

 

“Affirmative.”

 

“Fuck...that’s Zetsu...or multiple Zetsu’s? I don’t understand.”

 

“What do you know of his capabilities?”

 

“Little? He’s a spy, and sparred very little so I don’t know his fighting capabilities. He has is own transportation jutsu and can easily accumulate information undetected. He also shows little or no regard for human life - Kisame suspected he had cannibalistic tendencies. It disturbed even him...but I don’t understand how there could be many of him.”

 

“That doesn’t give us much to go on...Parrot - show us the route.”

 

They showed us to the area where they were last seen- we ran through a set of tunnels until we reached a high room, with multiple other tunnels attached- like a junction. As reported, there were multiple Zetsu milling around through the area, but I couldn’t see Sasuke or his partner at all. They were suppressing their chakra, so weren’t detected that way either.

 

‘Location,’ Kakashi signed, and Parrot pointed to a tall shelf in the corner of the tall cavern.

 

‘Request to retrieve.’ I signed. I could easily make it there and back.

 

Kakashi went silent for a moment before giving me a nod. Ensuring a chameleon tag and chakra suppressing tag were in place I moved to the shelf. As soon as I materialised, I had a kunai to my throat by Rat. I saw a flurry of handsigns and only managed to catch ‘friendly’ and ‘disengage’ from Sasuke before it was released.

 

‘Extraction request. Confirm.’ I signed, to which they both did. Sasuke requested Rats removal first, and I had no time to argue- so I grabbed them, took them straight back to the others and returned for Sasuke. As soon as he was with the others and his dizziness stopped, we started to the exit until a white figure blocked our path.

 

“Hello! What are you doing here? I didn’t know you had been invited!” He said happily. The others in the chamber behind had clearly heard him, and had started to focus on our location.

 

Fuck.

 

Without hesitation I moved. And by moved, I meant teleported. Again and again and again. Sometimes I was in front of them, other times I was above and below them each time landing a killing blow but not hanging around. For the last few, I placed knock out tags on.

 

When I finished, I saw the others stare at me. There weren’t any white coloured zetsu standing, and I was standing in the middle of the bodies.

 

“Backup, huh?” Kakashi said, deadpan.

 

I shrugged. “That’s actually the first time I’ve done that...now, can we clean up and move? I’m standing in the middle of a pile of corpses and it’s freaking me out.”

 

As I didn’t see whatever these things were as people, I didn’t hesitate in the slightest. I didn’t know what their full capabilities were and I wasn’t willing to give them a chance to show us when we were do obviously outnumbered.

 

We didn’t have enough body scrolls, so we sealed what we could and I sealed the chamber for investigation after. The ones knocked out were also sealed - I brought them for investigation and hopefully they wouldn’t die within the seal, but I also didn’t care enough to ask the others to carry them.

 

I teleported everyone back to Itachi’s office one by one. It was the most I had used that jutsu in quick succession. I didn’t feel tired, but I definitely wouldn’t say no to a good nights sleep.

 

Itachi leapt from his chair with the first arrival, a look of profound relief flashing momentarily.

 

As the others gave a report, I didn’t pay much attention until Itachi asked me, “Your teleportation has similar offensive properties to the Hirai-shin?”

 

I yawned. “Guess so? But don’t get any ideas.” I was not going to be the next Yellow Flash, thank you very much.

 

“Wouldn’t dream of it,” he said, rolling his eyes but he had a calculating glint to them. He was plotting. “You are all dismissed. Report back to head quarters tomorrow for a full debrief.”

 

I hopped out of my chair and gave him a gentle salute before leaving. Kakashi fell into step behind me.

 

“So...I’m not sure if I owe you an apology or a reprimand,” he said, and I shrugged.

 

“Both? Both are fair.”

 

“Then I apologise for calling you a liability, but that was stupid. You pull a move like that again under my watch and I’ll have you benched...you shouldn’t have even been there in the first place.” This was ANBU Captain speaking, not the Kakashi I bantered with on an almost daily basis.

 

“I know. But Itachi was about to have a full meltdown. If Sasuke hadn’t made it out of there, he would have gone nuclear.”

 

“That’s his problem, not yours. You can’t solve everything. If anything had happened to you, that would have been on me. I would have had to be the one to break the news to Gai - don’t ever do that again.”

 

“Understood.” And I did.

 

We continued in silence for a bit longer. “But that was actually quite impressive...it would be interesting to spar with you to see the full capabilities...”

 

“That sounds like effort.” And also something I had absolutely no intention of doing, ever.

 

“Hmmm...want to know what takes almost no effort? Telling Gai about where we’ve been tonight.” He gave me a quick eye smile.

 

“Are you blackmailing me? And threatening to disclose a classified mission?” I said incredulously.

 

“No, no. Just talking in hypotheticals.”

 

“You’re a dick Kakashi...fine. But Gai gets an invite too. I think he would take me training with you over him as cheating,” I said as we reached my house. “And not for at least a week- I’ve got too much paperwork to get through. Now fuck off - I’ll see you for breakfast tomorrow.” In other words - I’m pissed at you right now, so don’t even think about coming in.

 

“Goodnight, Erena. I’ll send you the details!”

 


 

 

Over the next couple of days we started the investigation into Zetsu and what the fuck was going on. We sent Team Shisui (with my father) and two tracking teams along to investigate the caverns, but they weren’t getting much further. Shisui said there was some kind of high level genjutsu on the place, and even he was affected by it, so it was majorly slowing things down. He wanted a genjutsu specialist squad to assess first before he was happy to push on.

 

Meanwhile, Shizune and Sakura were investigating the Zetsu we had brought back. They seemed absolutely stumped by the biology, but were more than a little intrigued.

 

My father seemed more than a little excited to get out on mission - even before he died he’d been unable due to his injuries, so he was practically buzzing. I opted to place him with with Shisui for multiple reasons, but mainly because he knew his back story and capabilities. For those who didn’t need to be in the know, he would be my cousin...which was more than weird, but Itachi didn’t want the general populace knowing that there was a resurrected person walking around. It would either cause mass panic, or gain lots of unwanted attention. People are selfish, and people demanding for their loved ones to be brought back was not out-with the  realm of possibility.

 

So now, my father was to be placed mainly on reconnaissance and scouting missions, albeit in dangerous territories. It may change based on Shisui’s assessment, but I wasn’t ready to put him front line combat or long term missions.

 

Konan had also woken up, but declined my request to see her. It made me a little sad as she was kind to me, but she was grieving over Nagato’s death and didn’t want any reminder. Itachi said she was opting to leave for Ame as soon as she was able, and he guaranteed she held no ill will towards Konoha or the allied nations- if anything she felt guilt.

 

The day she was leaving, I was working in the Tower toiling through all the information we had on Zetsu, and the area where the caverns were found. I was getting very frustrated. We’d hit a brick wall and I was struggling to find any connections.

 

“Erena? I didn’t expect you to be here,” she said, walking past my office. I usually kept the door open these days, as I hated the feeling of being cramped in.

 

“Konan? Hello. It’s good to see you, I gather you will be leaving soon?”

 

“Yes, I am just saying my final farewells...I am glad I could see you, I feel like I should apologise.”

 

“For what?” I asked, perplexed.

 

“Everything? Your difficulty when with the Akatsuki, to your capture. You did not experience the Akatsuki as it was meant to be. I am sorry if I have contributed to your suffering at all. It was never my intention.”

 

I was surprised. And touched. I knew she was kind hearted, but she did not seem the type of dwell on things.

 

“Thanks, it’s no necessary but I appreciate it. And things rarely go the way we intend- you started out for the right reasons, but world was acting against you.”

 

“No, but we allowed ourselves to be led down the wrong path. I won’t allow that again. When Madara and Zetsu-“

 

“Stop. Madara?”

 

“Uchiha Madara...are you okay?”

 

My head was suddenly filled with a buzzing, and dread seeped through as I realised something. I knew I had missed something and I suddenly felt lots of things click together.

 

“Konan...can you spare me a few minutes? I know you are about to leave, but I need you to explain everything.”

 

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After Konan finished, I went to the secured achieves in T and I and took out the unredacted transcripts from Obitos arrest - the interrogation I wanted nothing to do with and had never read properly.

 

And there, black and white, was what I was missing. Or, at least, I really hoped it wasn’t.

 

I took the pages and walked straight into Itachi’s office. He was sitting down with a merchant discussing something irrelevant. I grabbed the complaints report and skimmed it.

 

“We’ll waver the import tax on the next shipment, but after that you’ll be taxed the same as everyone else. Don’t try blackmail or submitting fake complaints against the guards at the gate again, or you’ll be refused access to Konoha. Now scram.”

 

The merchant grabbed his papers and left under the power of my glare.

 

“I thought I was Hokage, not you?” Itachi asked, but he didn’t sound bothered at all.

 

“I got him out in a tenth of the time you would have- you’re too nice and talk too much.”

 

“It’s called being diplomatic.”

 

“It’s called being a soft touch...but we have a problem. I need you to recall Obito immediately. I have questions for him.”

 

“He’s on a very delicate mission at the moment. Can’t it wait?” He asked frowning.

 

I passed him the transcripts from the old interview. “He knew Zetsu before he was in Akatsuki. He can give us further insight we are missing...but I think I’ve worked out Kabuto’s next step - and it’s not great.”


 

Itachi put out a request for Obito to return, but couldn’t guarantee it would be soon. He wouldn’t tell me what Obito was doing, but he was busy and immediate extraction would not go down well.

 

“Uchiha Obito is a spy?” I asked incredulously.

 

“Not a spy, but...I’m not saying anymore.”

 

“I’m pretty sure what you just said is the same as teasing...which makes me even more intrigued.”

 

“No, Erena. Leave this alone.”

 

“I hate it when you act serious,” I pouted. It was his way of telling me the fun was over.

 

He sighed. “Go home. And take the next three days off. I know Gai is off roster, so you might as well enjoy it.”

 

“You just want me out of your hair, don’t you?”

 

“You are not wrong,” he shot me a deadpan look. “In your own words ‘fuck off and give me peace’.”

 

I burst out laughing. “You should swear more often - it’s very effective!”

 

As commanded, I went home. It was much earlier than normal, but that wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. I grabbed Shinai from Kutsu’s (he and Aimi had had a little play date), before heading to the store to grab food for dinner - I hadn’t been home early enough to cook this week so I was happy to do it now I had time.

 

Shinai toddling beside me, carrying an ice cream cone which was melting down his hands, I grabbed his shoulder quick when I saw something in the streets that definitely shouldn’t have been there.

 

I hate to blink a few times to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating.

 

“If this doesn’t look the picture of domesticity,” the object of my suspected hallucination said. “You got weak.” He nodded to Shinai.

 

Hoshigaki Kisame stood in front of me, wearing some kind of personalised Mist-jounin attire, with a handful of other Mist shinobi watching with interest.

 

“Yagura sent you as support?” I guessed. “What was he thinking? You’ll end up killing half the population out of sheer annoyance.”

 

“Maybe that is his plan?” He smirked to me.

 

Before he said anything else, I launched myself at him in a hug. I knew I couldn’t have managed it normally, so I teleported directly in front of him so he couldn’t stop me. He’d probably still try and stab me, but it was worth it.

 

“Get off me, Erena. Now.” He growled.

 

I let myself go and grinned at him. “That’s for being an all round good guy and protecting Shinai. So many people thought you were only a murderous shark, but you’re a murderous shark with a heart.”

 

The mist shinobi behind him looked at me like I had grown a third head. I think they were mostly confused as to why I wasn’t dead yet.

 

He snorted. “You misunderstand. It’s called a survival instinct. You just told me you killed Orochimaru, why would I put myself into your path? You are a vindictive bitch.”

 

“I smell a liar...” I singsonged.

 

“What? You’re telling me this girl is the one who killed Orochimaru? No fucking way!” A shorter, white haired shinobi said.

 

“Like it was hard?” I replied, and shot him a dirty look. I went to pick Shinai up, as he was tugging at my sleeve. “What’s up, buttercup?”

 

“Is that the man you had the spar with in Lightning?” He whispered.

 

“Sure is,” I smiled. Shinai thought for a second, then held out his hand to Kisame.

 

“Hi, I’m Shinai. I think your blue skin is really cool, but your teeth look a little scary - do you need a special dentist? I’ve seen lots of mist shinobi with them but I was told it’s rude to ask about them, but since you’re friends with my mother I hope it’s okay.”

 

Kisame looked at Shinai like he was a piece of shit on his shoe and didn’t respond. Shinai frowned, displeased and lowered his hand.

 

“Mother, your friends are much more rude than fathers. I don’t like him,” he huffed. Oh, for god sake.

 

“Mah, good to see my godson has excellent instincts in people.”

 

Kakashi appeared behind me, trying to look intimidating, and spoke to the party from Mist. “You should be reporting to the Tower to register.”

 

“I’m just catching up with an old friend. And I thought that Konoha nin were meant be to friendly.”

 

“A common misconception,” Kakashi sent him an eye smile.

 

“Oh, for gods sake. Stop your posturing...is this a penis measuring competition? Because mine is bigger than all of yours.”

 

Shinai looked at me confused. “Mother, I think you’re confused...father said girls don’t have a penis.”

 

A mist nin snickered. “I wouldn’t mind checking.”

 

I took in a breath, and deposited Shinai to Kakashi, who was smart enough to turn him away.

 

I appeared behind the Mist nin, a kunai to his throat. “Watch your mouth. Konoha nin might have a soft reputation, but that’s only because people don’t know us very well. Say something like that in front of my son again and you’ll have to start a search party for your own dick.”

 

I appeared back where I was and took Shinai back from Kakashi before smiling.

 

“That’s the Erena I know,” Kisame grinned. “And you’ve picked up some new tricks.”

 

“Every day is a school day,” I quipped. “Now I have dinner to cook...they’ll sort out your accommodation at the Tower. Tell Kitaro I said to hook you up with the hotel in the third district- it’s right next to the baths you like.”

 

“I will see you later. Pleasure seeing you, and your...brat. Hatake.” He gave Kakashi a curt nod as he walked off.

 

“Mah, why do you insist on being friends with him?” Kakashi complained.

 

“He’s a good guy...deep down...okay, really deep down. He kept Shinai out of the Akatsuki’s knowledge, and he’s had my back more than I care to admit.”

 

“I can imagine...”

 

I shoved Kakashi playfully. “But seriously, he’ll behave himself. Yagura wouldn’t have sent him otherwise.”

 

“Maybe he just wanted him out of the village?”

 

I shrugged. “It’s a possibility...I’ll keep him in line.”

 

Since Kakashi’s appearance was less than coincidental (he found out about Kisame’s arrival and shot off to find me), I made another portion of dinner for him as well. Even if I told him to go, he’d hang around outside being a creeper until Gai returned. While I cooked, I watched him teaching Shinai Konoha standard sign.

 

Considering how socially inept he is with humans, he actually got Shinai to a T. I also found out that Shinai had actually seen his face- his real face. When I was away, he stayed at Kakashi’s several times, and Kakashi ‘forgot’ to replace the mask several times. Gai had tried to get Shinai to describe it, but he refused and it ended up being an ongoing joke.

 

“Hey, Kakashi- fish or chicken? Choose your poison.”

 

“Chicken please, and hold the salmonella.”

 

“I’m not sure that option’s possible - I hope your stomach is feeling extra strong today.”

 

“Mah, I’ll be find as long as you don’t teleport me anywhere.”

 

“I know. I know. I’m working on it,” I grumbled. It was more than annoying that I couldn’t figure out how to stabilise for sidealongs. I’ll get there.

 

“Hello my Youthful family!” Gai called from the hall, taking his shoes off- Shinai went running.

 

“Father! I met a man with blue skin today and he was really rude and then another man was rude to mother and she threatened him and she thought that I didn’t see but I did and I now get why people say she can be scary!”

 

Both me and Kakashi shared a quick look of dread.

 

“You need to teach your son the art of holding information,” Kakashi said.

 

“How did I raise such a tattle tale?”

 

Gai came into the livingroom holding Shinai.

 

“Am I to understand that Hoshigaki Kisame is in Konoha?” Gai asked, looking at me.

 

“Yes? But look, I made dinner!”

 

“You’re lucky she didn’t invite him over,” Kakashi joked.

 

I perked. “Oh, I didn’t realise that was an option! I could-“

 

“No!” Both Kakashi and Gai said at the same time, and I wilted.

 

“Okay, what about-?”

 

“No!”

 

“But on-“

 

“No.”

 

I huffed. “I hate you both.”

Notes:

I won’t be able to update for a week - I’m away on holiday, so if I manage to update with the same frequency as normal, then I’m doing it wrong.

Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 65: Assimilation arc: part 10

Notes:

Hi honey, I’m home!

Thanks for the well wishes...I kept mostly safe...except I completely tore my ACL and I’m now hobbling on crutches. Fun times.

Anyway, little disclaimer: mentions of alcoholism and depression in this one. And fluff (because apparently fluff needs a disclaimer these days).

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Waking up is hard.

 

When you’ve had the best night sleep you’ve had in a long time, and no reason to wake up the next morning, it’s even harder.

 

Comfortable bed, cozy covers, pillow as fluffy as a cloud...lovely.

 

Until your three year old brat jumps on your stomach.

 

“Wake up! Father said we’re going to go train!”

 

“Shinai! Such a youthful approach is not always necessary,” I heard Gai laugh. “I said to wake your mother up, not assault her!”

 

He pulled Shinai off the bed, and I grabbed the covers to pull them over my head.

 

“I’m not getting up- you can’t make me,” I grumbled. I did not agree to any training today.

 

“Ah!” I heard Gai exclaim. “That is where you are mistaken! The day is still Young and we have the day to enjoy it to the fullest!”

 

I held onto the covers tightly. “No. Bed. Not getting up.”

 

As I predicted, the covered were ripped from me and flung over. I grabbed the pillow to hold it over my head and scrunched my eyes closed in protest, but I was unceremoniously picked up and flung over Gai’s shoulder.

 

“Put me down you goddamn idiot! This is unacceptable behaviour. This is abuse!”

 

He carried me downstairs, patting my backside as he laughed. I tried to punch his back, but I didn’t have the energy, or actually mean it. Shinai was hopping downstairs behind us giggling.

 

I was placed on a seat at the dining table, and was about to hurtle abuse at the two of them when I noticed breakfast and a pot of coffee were already waiting. I glared at them as they also took seats, and grabbed the mug in front of me.

 

“That was not fair,” I grumbled. “You can’t sneak mornings on people like that.”

 

“But it’s nearly the afternoon!” Shinai bounced, looking at me incredulously. “Don’t be lazy! You would sleep forever!”

 

“Your mother is not lazy, she simply has a different approach to mornings. While we see a Youthful start, she gets her energy later in the day.”

 

I nodded in agreement. “Not everyone is a morning person...I don’t know what I did to deserve a lifetime of morning torture from the two of you...” Sometimes I really regretted my life decisions.

 

“I think what you mean to say is that you don’t know how you got so lucky!” Gai chirped with a grin. Nope...that is not what I meant at all.

 

“No, I-“ I was interrupted by a knock at the door.

 

“I’ll get it!” Shinai cheered and leapt out of his seat. Gai followed, and I sat with my coffee. Moments later Gai returned with a thoughtful expression.

 

“Our Youthful training session will have to be delayed again! You’ve been called to the Hokage tower as a matter of urgency.”

 

I frowned. “I was promised a few days off. For Petes sake...” I grumbled. “How urgent?”

 

“The messenger said you should leave immediately. I believe the meeting has started without you.”

 

I cursed. “Well, I’m taking my coffee with me,” I said, and stood and grabbed the mug. I second later I was standing in Itachi’s office, a cup of coffee in my hands, with Itachi, Shikaku and Morino staring at me as I took a seat.

 

“What?” I said.

 

Itachi rolled his eyes. “Are those your pyjamas?”

 

I looked down, taking in the baby pink shorty pyjamas. “Looks like.” I took a sip of my coffee. “Everything is covered, no big deal.”

 

Shikaku facepalmed. “That’s not the point, it’s considered rude-“

 

“It’s also considered rude to bother someone on a day off...that they were told to take,” I gave Itachi a pointed look. “But whatever...I can go home and change, but I’m here now so?” I shrugged.

 

“Shall we just get on with it?” Morino said. “This isn’t the worst we’ve seen her.”

 

I frowned. “What’s that-“ I started.

 

“True,” Itachi said, subtlety smirking to my annoyed face. “I’ll keep this short for now, Erena...can you state your whereabouts last night?”

 

“Huh? Yes, at home. Why?”

 

“And do you have anyone that can confirm this?”

 

“Gai and Shinai? And Kakashi, until about ten o’clock. We had to kick him out. He needs to get a boyfriend or something and stop trying to steal mine.”

 

“And what time can Gai confirm your presence? When did he fall asleep?” His face was kept blank, but Shikaku and Morino were looking at me, assessing.

 

“What’s with the twenty questions?” I asked, annoyed.

 

“Just answer, please.”

 

“Just after twelve. Would you like a more detailed report of how we spent our evening? Because I’m not sure Shikaku would appreciate it-“

 

“No, Erena. That’s enough information, thank you,” Shikaku looked mortified, understanding what I was implying.

 

“What on earth is this all about? Because this is ridiculous. If this is an interrogation then you should have at least given me a little warning.” I was pretty annoyed. And it was an interrogation, especially considering the people present, but they obviously were trying to keep things unsuspecting to keep me calm.

 

“At eleven o’clock last night you were seen entering the medical research facility, and stole the material relating to Zetsu,” Morino supplied. “And then you attempted to enter T and I this morning, however were caught and fled.”

 

“Well, that’s a load of bullshit,” I said crossing my arms. “I’m insulted...like I’d allow myself to be caught. If that was me, you’d never know. How could you think I’d be that incompetent!”

 

“Of course you’re more upset about people thinking you’re incompetent than being a traitor...” Shikaku said with a small smile.

 

“She’s probably desensitised to the latter at this point,” Morino said. “Either way, she does have a point. And an alibi.”

 

“The person copied not only your face without use of a henge, but also chakra signature. They were able to bypass a few security precautions due to this,” Shikaku said. “Are you aware of any individual capable of this level of mimicking?”

 

I frowned. “No...but I’m a little jealous? With the right time and study I could probably make an exact copy of someone with an Appearance Modifier, but chakra signatures are another matter. Every person has their own special frequency...it’s as unique as their soul. You might get close, and be able to convince all but the best sensors...but bypassing security seals? Copying that perfect is...unheard of.”

 

“What about genetic cloning?” Itachi said. “With the data collected on you by Kabuto could he...”

 

“Make another me?” I shivered. “Yes, but even if he cloned, they’d be a fresh blank slate. Clones are just genetic copies- memories and characteristics wouldn’t pass on. And you couldn’t teach them to the level needed to infiltrate Konoha that quick.”

 

“We may not know who they are, but we can guess their allegiance,” Shikaku said. “They were looking at our data into Zetsu, and attempting to break into the division of T and I where the others are kept...that means they are likely with Zetsu, and Kabuto, and something they don’t want us to find out.”

 

“Agreed,” Itachi said. “So we will keep looking, but will need new security protocols. Even though it was Erena’s appearance used, there is no reason why it will be unique to her. I need suggestions.”

 

“If we can’t trust appearance and chakra signatures, what about password protection to certain areas?” I suggested.

 

“I can easily but that in place. Rotating passwords and signals.” Shikaku offered.

 

“I’d like that implemented immediately. We should concentrate on the most crucial locations first and set up a guard,” Itachi said, and Shikaku nodded.

 

I raised my hand. “I’d like to go after the son of a bitch...they’ve used my appearance and tried to put me in the shit. I take that a little personal.”

 

“I will allow it, but you are not to leave the village walls without direct evidence.”

 

I shrugged. “Fair....can I also request a partner?”

 

One of Itachi’s eyebrow rose. “A partner? You usually work alone.”

 

“Ah...but you have one of the best hunters in village at the moment...I’d be a fool not to use them...”

 

Itachi blinked twice before a look of understanding went across. “You cannot be serious? He will never accept.”

 

“He will. And I already know we work well together so...” I scrunched my nose up nervously.

 

“I’m confused...who are we talking about?” Shikaku asked, looking between me and Itachi.

 

“She wants to partner with Hoshigaki for this.”

 

“Erena, no! I know you state you trust him, and his loyalties to Yagura were revealed, but he is a savage.” Shikaku looked scandalised.

 

“Savage? He’d take that as a massive insult. He’s a savage fighter, sure. And a little sadistic. But he’s efficient and good at what he does. I can rein his stabbiness in a little...”

 

Itachi sighed. “If he agrees.” I cheered. “But don’t make me regret it. He’ll need to come here for a full debrief.”

 

I saluted him, grinning.

 

“Why are you so happy about this?” Shikaku asked. “I don’t like if when you’re this happy about things.”

 

“Because I get to torment people or Kisame. Or both.”

 


“Hoshigaki does not like me.”

 

I went home to change. I also had to inform Gai of a change of plans...to say he was disappointed was an understatement. He’d planned the whole weekend of family activities and seemed upset. Thankfully, not with me. I told him about the doppelganger- because he’d have to be careful- and he understood the need to find out who they were and what their motive was.

 

I told him I should still be available tomorrow, but he didn’t seem so sure. It’s hard disappointing the most upbeat and positive person to ever have existed. There’s something about it that makes you feel like utter garbage.

 

While I was sorting my life out, Itachi summoned and spoke to Kisame. Kisame was willing to help in the investigation, but had shown Itachi nothing but the necessary politeness and respect required to give a Kage. So for Kisame, he was downright rude.

 

As I saw Kisame as a close friend, I think Itachi was hoping to form some kind of rapport with him too. While Kisame was given time to read the necessary reports, Itachi was using me to complain to.

 

“Ah...well...Kisame was the one who babysat me after the whole Tsukuyomi fiasco,” I said with a wince. “He had to deal with me and all of my angst. It wasn’t pretty when I woke up...and sadly he holds a grudge.”

 

And that was putting it lightly. If Itachi wasn’t the Hokage, Kisame would probably try and kill him. While I could put it behind me, Kisame wouldn’t.

 

Itachi sighed. “If that is the case, I cannot blame him.” There goes the self loathing again...I thought that was behind us.

 

“Don’t be silly now, Itachi. I’m over it. And if it never happened, I wouldn’t have had a way to leave the Akatsuki when I did. What then?”

 

“It does not mean I don’t regret it...if that is the cause of his ire, then I willingly accept.”

 

I rolled my eyes. I could try and argue with Itachi over this - again- but I couldn’t be bothered wasting my breath.

 

Kisame came back into the office and put the files on the desk.

 

“I have a theory, but I need to visit the locations where the doppelgängers were seen,” he grunted. Itachi’s eyebrows rose in surprise and I grinned.

 

“You’re more than just a pretty face,” I quipped.

 

He gave out a lone snort and sent me a look. “Come now, Erena. If you haven’t come to the same conclusion as me then you are losing your touch.”

 

I shrugged. “True, but there’s two things I don’t understand. I need you for one of them.”

 

“I’ve been demoted to assistant now? How insulting.”

 

“No...but if we’re right you’re going on a man hunt...don’t tell me you aren’t interested?” I gave him a sly look but he grinned.

 

“What am I missing here?” Itachi said, looking between us.

 

“Something potentially bad...Kisame can help confirm my suspicion about the one breaking into the facilities, but I still need Obito to explain further.”

 

“Obito?” Kisame asked. Oh.

 

“Uchiha Obito...also known as Tobi?” I winced.

 

If there was one thing Kisame hated it was lies and untruths. As far as he knew, ‘Tobi’ was killed the night before the Konoha invasion. I had never told him otherwise.

 

“Tobi? You mean the Tobi we were sent to assassinate and you presumably killed?” His face was hard.

 

“Yes? In my defence, I did stab him in the chest. He just didn’t die afterwards.“

 

“And the fact he is alive is just bad luck?”

 

“Well...no.”

 

“Erena.” He growled. Oh man...

 

“I’m sorry I lied, okay? But I couldn’t kill him...and I couldn’t let you kill him either. I should have told you but I wanted to avoid this.”

 

“So you’re a coward?”

 

I sighed. “Yes. Big fat coward.”

 

“I don’t tolerate cowards.”

 

“But you tolerate me?” I looked at him hopefully.

 

“Barely...” he huffed. “Is there anything else I should know.”

 

“Ummm...except the obvious spy thing? But it’s not like you can hold that against me...I don’t like the marinade you make for swordfish? It’s too acidic. You need to hold back on the yuzu.”

 

“That marinade is delicious.” He folded his arms and glared at me.

 

“It could be delicious...just hold back a little on the zest, and add a touch more honey?”

 

“You’re wrong. You only think that because you would live on sugar if you could. You don’t appreciate the finer things.”

 

Itachi cleared his throat and looked at us strangely. “Perhaps this domestic argument is best done elsewhere? And I will have Obito return to Konoha within the next couple of days.”

 

“Of course, Hokage-sama,” He said with a slight bite, stood up and bowed. “We will send our reports later.”

 

I stood up and gestured to Kisame. “What he said. Bye!” I ran after Kisame. “Hold up! You don’t know where we’re going!”


 

The visits to the medical facility and T and I were short lived. There was no physical evidence for me to look into, but I let Kisame do his thing. Very quick, he was able to confirm that the doppelgänger was not me (obviously), nor was it a clone...it smelled like tree sap and damp. A smell he attributed to Zetsu.

 

After I left the Akatsuki he had spent a little bit more time around him, and was familiar to his presence. While he never saw any evidence of the clones, he saw more of his transforming and methods of hiding into walls and flooring...he didn’t see him turn into people, per say, but he didn’t trust him and knew he was hiding more than was he let on.

 

We went to a bar near the Jounin Command Centre to continue brain storming. It was one of the more popular bars in Konoha-especially with the foreign clientele. They stocked some of the popular drinks from all of the regions, so it was good for those wanting their home comforts. Or, in Kisames case-a reminder of the road. Once seeing the menu, he gave me a nod of approval before ordering a sake from Kumo, and I had a watermelon soft drink.

 

We took a little bit of time to relax and I quizzed him about life, the universe and everything. He wasn’t open, but was more than happy to give facts. . I asked him about how he left Akatsuki, life back in Mist and everything in between. He was bored and restless- which I could understand. While in deep cover with Akatsuki, he’d been travelling constantly and on more high intensity missions than he had now. Peace did not suit him, and you could hear the frustration in his voice, even if he didn’t openly complain. When given the option to come to Konoha- the central hotspot for activity right now, he jumped at it. He thought his team were idiots, though. I’d give him a week before he stabbed a bitch.

 

I will admit that I more than missed our banter. Whether is was gently arguing about the best place for grilled fish, to me gently making fun of his habits (and him pretending to be annoyed), I loved his dark and polite sense of humour.

 

We’d been there an hour before I saw two familiar faces slink into the bar and get a table at the other side of the room.

 

Kisame stilled in concern as he watched my eyes- he knew my body language enough to know I was focused on something.

 

“Something we should worry about?”

 

I grinned. “Nope. Just a little something I have no intention of interrupting but I will tell them an ‘I told you so’ when I see them next.”

 

Neji and TenTen had both come in -alone- with TenTen dressed in a nicer cheongsam than normal, and Neji looking much more tense than normal. This was one hundred percent a date.

 

He followed my gaze. “The Hyuuga and the girl? They were on your partners team, I believe.”

 

“I forgot you fought them in Suna...thanks for not killing them, by the way. I’m kind of attached. TenTen, the girl, is my little fuuinjutsu apprentice. She’s pretty good.”

 

“First a kid, and now an apprentice? I knew you had a soft spot for kids, but not enough to accumulate them around you.”

 

I shrugged. “Not exactly planned, but not unwelcome. Especially Shinai. Total mistake, but the best mistake I’ve ever made.”

 

He snorted. “I’d say your choice in partner is the mistake. Although I will commend his skill in taijutsu. It is rare to meet someone of his skill.”

 

“Coming from you? That is high praise indeed.”

 

“Had you chosen someone with lesser ability they would be gone.”

 

I furrowed my brows lightly. “So you’re saying you approve of Gai? Or not?”

 

“Hmmmm,” was all he said, looking in another direction. He clearly wanted to change the topic.

 

“Hey, fancy some food? They have a good selection here. Some of the best skewered fish outside of Mist!”

 

“I’ll be the judge of that,” he said, and any tension was gone. I went to the bar to order, and sent a couple of girly cocktails to TenTen and Neji- they turned around to try and find the sender when they arrived, to which I grinned and wiggled my fingers to them. They both paled and I cackled at their embarrassment at being caught out.

 

While waiting for the food, I enabled a privacy seal so we could talk without fear of eavedropping...it was still a shinobi bar, after all. We wrote our report and suspicions. It wasn’t much, but if Zetsu was able to mimic people to the degree of copying chakra signatures, we had to be careful. As Kisame had noticed, they hadn’t thought to copy scent-yet. We advised scent based trackers based strategically around Konoha...the Inuzuka were going to have their work cut out. The other nations were going to have to be informed as well, as security throughout was going to be in jeopardy.

 

“But why me?” I asked. “For both T and I, and the research facility he used my identity.”

 

“If he has been spying he’ll know of your position. You have almost full access around, and your chakra signature is likely keyed into most areas. It’s a smart move.”

 

I frowned. “I’m going to have to restrict my access then.”

 

“Your password idea could be sufficient. Don’t handicap yourself.”

 

“I suppose...and what will you do now?”

 

“You promised me a manhunt. I’m going to track what area’s he’s been in, then track him down. It’s unlikely he’s left Konoha yet, he’ll be feeling too confident.”

 

I sighed. “I’m not getting a day off tomorrow, am I?”

 

The food arrived and I disabled the privacy seal so we could thank the waitress.

 

“Stop your complaining,” he said. “We have a mission to complete.”

 

I aggressively ripped a piece of fish off a skewer. “And I wanted a couple days off. I have a family. It would be nice to actually spend time with them together once in a while, you know.”

 

He rolled his eyes, while sniffing the takoyaki. “If it’ll stop you’re complaining, I’ll do recon solo tomorrow. You owe me.”

 

I grinned. “I owe you for a lot more than that!” I went to hug him but he placed a hand to my chest to hold me back. “You want some Appearance Modifiers? I can rustle you up a few now...might make things easier.” Having Kisame walk around Konoha unchaperoned was a recipe for disaster, treaty or not.

 

He shrugged, but I could see the interested glint in his eye.

 

“What’s your poison this time? What about red hair? Oh, or an old man? How’s your pretend limp?”

 

“Keep in subtle. We don’t all like attention.”

 

“Akatsuki scum!” A new voice interrupted. We looked to the end of the table to find the speaker. It was a Konoha chuunin, drunk up to his eyeballs and leering at Kisame while using our table to balance. I recognised his face as someone from logistics, who occasionally handed reports to the tower.

 

He must have been with the small group behind him, who were snickering. There were several people watching from around the bar- in concern or interest. He hadn’t exactly kept his voice down. Neji looked ready to stand up and come over, but I gave him a quick shake of my head.

 

“Excuse me?” I asked him. “I’m not sure I heard you right. You’ll need to repeat that.”

 

“You heard me. This thing here,” he gestured towards Kisame, “Is nothing but a traitor. He’s the reason our village is screwed...and he’s happily just sitting here drinking sake and laughing with some civilian shinobi groupie whore.”

 

My eyebrows went to my hairline and I turned to Kisame. “Can you believe this guy? He’s got a fucking death wish.”

 

Kisame grinned at me. “Is he yours or mine?”

 

“I’d hate to think of the amount of paperwork I’d have to do if you got involved.” I sighed and shook my head.

 

He nodded approvingly then sat back. I looked to the drunk chuunin.

 

“You’re wrong on many counts. Let me educate you.” I appeared behind him, grabbed his arm and held I’m in a tight lock, and grabbed his head to push it to the table, unleashing a small bit of killing intent. “First of all, not a civilian. I could have your head in a heartbeat. And this outstanding member of society I am with is the very opposite of a traitor. Get your facts straight before you make a bigger fool of yourself.”

 

“Who do you think you are!” He growling, struggling.

 

“Someone who eats idiots like you for breakfast. Look around, and tell me how many people look like they are coming to your aid.” I paused. “Because there is no one. Open your eyes next time you come to the Hokage Tower, you utter imbecile.” I turned around and shoved him to his now silent friends. “Get out of here or you’ll all be doing D ranks for the rest of your life.”

 

The drunk tried to turn around and lunge towards me, but one of his smarter friends held him back.

 

“I believe she told you to leave,” a voice said behind me, and I turned around to see Shisui standing there. The group recognised him immediately, put their drinks down and left.

 

I looked at Shisui and huffed. “Spoilsport. I haven’t gotten into a bar fight in years. I was looking forward to it.”

 

“We can fight later, if you really want to,” he said with a grin.

 

“I might take you up on that! But what you doing back here? You’re not due back for a week!”

 

“Itachi called us back. Something about new information?”

 

I walked back to the seats and Shisui followed. “Hoshigaki.” He said in greeting. “Well, if you two are together, no wonder there was almost a bar fight.”

 

“Uchiha,” Kisame said in reply but otherwise didn’t move.

 

“Erena! You’re here! I thought I’d see you at home- shit! Is that Hoshigaki Kisame? Why are you sitting with Hoshigaki Kisame?” My father walked over to the table with Sai and I leapt up to greet him, but Kisame pushed out a hand to hold me down.

 

“Stop. He smells like death.” Kisame said with a slight edge to his voice, like he was expecting a fight.

 

I placed my hand on top of his and tried to push it down.

 

“Kisame, meet Nakahara Seiji. My father.” Kisame stared at me with hard eyes.

 

“Please tell me you did not resurrect your father.”

 

“No, Kabuto did. To get to me. I just...took advantage and ensured he couldn’t use him against me again.”

 

He continued to stare at me. “Nothing good can come of this.”

 

I sighed. “I’m making the most of a shit situation.”

 

His eye twitched before he finally released me, and he turned to my father. “It’s an honour to meet you,” he said politely.

 

My father looked shocked, and almost like someone hit his face with a sledgehammer. “Likewise...your reputation is impressive. You practically have an entire chapter in the bingo book dedicated to you. That takes some dedication.”

 

Kisame grinned. “It would be longer, but your daughter doesn’t like to leave a trail.”

 

“Or dead bodies. Mainly the dead bodies. It’s still my firm belief that missions do not have to result in killing people.”

 

“Assassination missions do,” Shisui said helpfully.

 

“Try going on one with Erena,” Kisame scoffed.

 

“Some things are worse than death,” I said sagely.

 

“I think I now understand how you two became partners...and I don’t think I like it?” Shisui said, and my father nodded.

 

“There are some things a father doesn’t need to know.”

 

“I think your stories would be quite educational, and I would be happy to hear them if you had time,” Sai said, looking interested. “For one, how can you override an assassination command with-“

 

I clamped my hands over Sai’s mouth and looked to Kisame. “Don’t even think about it.”

 

He grinned in response. “Are you afraid your little leaf friends are going to think less of you?”

 

“No...but if any of this makes it’s way back to Morino I don’t even think my father could scare him off.” Now, that was a fate worse than death.

 

“Seiji scared Morino Ibiki?” Shisui whistled, impressed. “Nice!”

 

My father shrugged, but I could tell he was pleased.

 

“Unfortunately family reunions are not on my agenda. I will see you Monday morning, Erena.” Kisame stood up from the table. “I hope you all have a pleasant afternoon.” Kisame left a few notes on the table to pay for his things and left without any further fanfare.

 

“He seemed nice!” My father said. “Surprising, really.”

 

I smiled. “Thank you, everyone seems to think the worst. I enjoy him a lot...and he actually complimented Gai tonight...that’s practically declaring he wants to be friends!”

 

Shisui snorted. “That will never happen. They’re jealous of the others relationship with you. That’s a recipe for disaster...actually. That would be entertaining. Do it.”

 

“Don’t be stupid,” I scoffed. “No they aren’t.”

 

“I’m not saying Kisame is romantically into you, but...Think about it. You’re Kisames only real tether to humanity, but Gai is the subject of your affections. And Kisame sees a more...free side of you that Gai doesn’t see. Plus he successfully stole you right from under Gai’s nose when you were unconscious.”

 

I blinked at him. “You are an actual idiot, but then you come out with shit like that that almost makes sense?”

 

“I’m actually very smart...prodigy, remember?” He leaned back in his chair looking smug. “It’s just more fun to antagonise you.”

 

“Wait...are you saying I’m the only one you’re a dick to?” I narrowed my eyes at him.

 

He smiled. “Mostly. And Itachi, sometimes. I’ve actually got a pretty good reputation.”

 

Sai nodded. “It’s true. He’s very pleasant.”

 

“And a pretty good captain...even if it was weird,” my father agreed.

 

My face fell. “My whole life had been a lie.”

 

“You’ll get over it, sweetpea...now, I’m going to the bar. I can’t drink but I can still buy! What do you want, Erena? I don’t know what you’d have.”

 

“Like fruit juice? I’m not going to stay long, I’m planning to get back to actually see Shinai in daylight hours.” I’d missed most of the day, but I didn’t plan to miss the whole thing.

 

Shisui resumed his normal persona (irritating and insulting), so I felt less aggravated by the time my father returned, balancing all drinks on the tray perfectly. I sat sipping the mocktail my father got me while I listened to the three of them talking. The mission sounded pretty boring, but they seemed to have bonded quite well. I was glad my father had some other company. It was Shisui’s idea to take him out after the mission, as apparently it had been an old tradition my father used to have when he was alive.

 

Before I knew it, they were three rounds of drinks in and I was happily listening to them chat. I was feeling pretty tired and groggy so I decided to call it a night. As I stood up to go, I took a step and stumbled, and looked at my feet like they had personally offended me.

 

“Whoa, careful sweetheart!” My father laughed. “I had no idea you were such a lightweight!”

 

“It’s just a dead leg...it’s fine.” I screwed my face and tapped the leg as if it would make it work properly.

 

Shisui frowned and took the glass I was drinking, sniffed and tasted it. His face paled. “Seiji...what have you been buying her?”

 

“Huh? Just cocktails? The bartender said they were the most popular.”

 

“The alcohol is only just detectable.”

 

“He put a decent amount in though, I watched him make them myself...no wonder she needs help home.” He laughed again.

 

At this point I sat back down and put my head in my hands. “Gai’s going to kill me.” I hadn’t tasted the alcohol at all...it just tasted like orange juice and berries and sugar...I never accepted drinks or food from people I didn’t know or trust anymore, but it was my father, you know? I only realised then I hadn’t told him about my previous issues, but I assumed Itachi had? And I asked for fruit juice? Didn’t I? If I went home drunk now Gai was going to hate me.

 

“Wait...I don’t understand.” My father looked confused.

 

Shisui looked pained. “I thought you knew...Um...Erena has slight alcohol dependence issues from her time undercover.”

 

My fathers face morphed into one of shock and guilt as he turned to me. “I never knew.”

 

“I thought Itachi told you. He told you everything else,” I said.

 

He shook his head. “Not this...shit, I’m so sorry.”

 

“Perhaps we can take her to the hospital? Can a medic purge the alcohol as they do poisons?” Sai suggested.

 

I shook my head. “They’re busy enough as it is. Anyone but Yumi would laugh us out of there...it’s fine.”

 

“It’s not fine,” Shisui said. “I don’t want you relapsing.”

 

“I’m not going to fucking relapse. Do I look like I’m having the time of my life?” I nearly growled at him.

 

“Sorry for being concerned,” he replied.

 

“It’s not being concerned, it’s being condescending. You know what, take your uptight irritating self down the street. Take a left, and you’re gonna see a set of stairs that’ll take you up the Hokage monument. When your at the top, you’re going to take a hike off the edge. Do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars.”

 

“Erena, that’s uncalled for,” my father said, frowning.

 

“She’s a mean drunk, it’s fine,” Shisui said, rubbing his temples.

 

“This is ridiculous, I’m leaving.” I abruptly stood up and marched out the bar. Behind me I could hear Shisui swear.

 

“She also likes to storm off!” He said to the others, as I heard chairs scraping and he followed me.

 

When I was outside, it was still fairly light and I squinted my eyes to the sky. “Huh, what time is it?” I could have sworn it was later than this. It certainly felt later than this.

 

“It’s not even four o’clock...lets find a cafe to sober you up?” My father suggested. “Coffee and a meal works wonders.”

 

“Excellent idea!” Shisui said merrily, grabbing my arm. “And don’t think about teleporting.”

 

“I don’t drink and drive,” I scoffed. “It’s a rule.”

 

“Excellent rule. I like that rule.” He gentle directed me forwards. “Any others?”

 

“Always keep your trousers on.”

 

He have me a funny look. “Do I even want to know?”

 

“Strip poker. Someone stole them. Worst walk of shame of my life.”

 

“Tsunade said you were some gambling genius?”

 

“It’s called card counting...but no, it was a heist. I needed something someone had, so I had to set myself up...lost my trousers, but got the necklace.”

 

Shisui laughed. “Of course you did.”

 

We sat down at a booth and my father ordered coffees all round and a big plate of fries.

 

They kept me talking about things to keep me distracted, and it was a pretty good method. Occasionally I found my mind wandering and considered doing something else, but they kept me still and somewhat focused.

 

“The timing may be insensitive, but I wish to ask a question,” Sai said, and I nodded as I shoved a boatload of fries in my mouth. “How and why did you develop alcoholism? It goes against the shinobi lifestyle. The only two I know are you and Tsunade, who are exceptional.”

 

Shisui went silent and was looking at Sai like he was an absolute idiot and was about to berate him.

 

“Don’t worry, Shisui...” I sighed. “Long term undercover ops are hard. And when you’re surrounded with people that go against everything you believe in, it’s even worse. Depression hit hard, and my requests to return home were rejected...I was rejected and realised there was never intention of letting me come home...I ran out of coping mechanisms and shits to give.” I shrugged.

 

“I see...are all undercover ops like this?”

 

I smiled. “I carefully screen them now. Limit the duration on potential high risk missions and send handlers to assess. There’s back ups if issues arise, and I have an agreement with the Psych department...my undercover agents won’t ever have the same issue.”

 

“I didn’t realise you rewrote the undercover procedures?” Shisui said.

 

I snorted. “Shisui...I rewrote more than that. If there was a problem, I fixed it. Itachi cursed me for the amount of paperwork I gave him.”

 

“I bet that ruffled some feathers,” my father chuckled.

 

I shrugged. “Ruffling feathers is what I do. If I haven’t annoyed someone by lunchtime, the day’s not going well.”

 

“You seem almost normal now...think it’s time we get you home,” Shisui said. “You got this, Seiji?”

 

“I got this. Drunk people are just like toddlers, and that’s something I can do.”

 

I threw one of the last fries at him. “Please, like I was a normal toddler.”

 

“True. But you still liked to sneak off...your mother and I would have to send clones to follow you.”

 

I blinked. “What?”

 

He laughed. “You really think that we’d let you wander off alone? You liked your independence, but that was never going to happen...It was quite cute watching you flirt with Minato, you know.”

 

Shisui started laughing hysterically. “This is gold. Thank you for coming into my life, Seiji. Any other embarrassing facts about Erena?”

 

“None that she’d thank me for...” He grinned.

 

“I thought we were going home?” I huffed.

 

When we got home, Gai and Shinai were reading on the sofa. It stopped abruptly as Gai realised something was not right with me as soon as I walked in.

 

“Who were your favourite childhood musicians?” He asked, clearly suspecting a doppelganger.

 

Instead of a password system, Gai was to ask me random questions about my past life that we had talked about. When I first moved in with him, he picked up on a few eccentricities and comments that he couldn’t explain, and so I had to come clean. He found everything fascinating, and sometimes joked about him technically being with an older woman...he got many a slap for that.

 

“Spice girls,” I said with a small wave behind me. “He can explain.” I flopped down on the sofa and grabbed Shinai as he excitedly told me about his day. Gai and my father went into the kitchen and spoke in hushed voices. Gai then returned and sat on the edge of the sofa.

 

“Do you feel okay?”

 

“Are you okay, mother?” Shinai looked concerned, picking up on Gai’s concern.

 

“Just a funny head after having some spicy juice,” I scrunched my nose as him.

 

“Spicy juice?” He made a disgusted face. “Like, curry powder in orange juice?”

 

I laughed. “You know what...exactly like that.”

 

“Why? That’s horrible.”

 

“Mistakes happen,” I turned to Gai. “I’m fine now. Not exactly sober, but decent. Took my anger out on Shisui. He’s an excellent verbal punching bag but I’ll have to apologise tomorrow.”

 

“I presume you will be off duty tomorrow? I would prefer to stay with you,” Gai said.

 

“I don’t need a baby sitter, and I’m not about to go on a bender.” I tried to rein my anger in a little, and remind myself he was just concerned. “But that’s a given anyway. Kisame already agreed to handle things solo so I could spend time with you guys.”

 

“He did?” Gai sounded surprised.

 

“I complained and he offered. I can’t tell if he just wanted me happy, or for me just to shut up.”

 

I heard my father chuckle. “Likely both. Sounds like a marriage.”

 

I grinned. “He’s my work wife.”

 

“So what should we do tomorrow?” Gai interrupted. He seemed unhappy with the way the conversation was going. Bless, I think that was Jealous Gai again.

 

Shinai gasped. “Let’s play Missing nin!”

 

“Excuse me?” I blinked at him in confusion. “What is that?”

 

“It’s like hide and seek! Someone is the Missing Nin, and then we play the Hunters and try and find them!”

 

“Who’s terrible idea is that?” I scoffed.

 

“Kakashi,” Gai said with a grin. “And as the slowest...he suggested you play our target.”

 

“Of course he fucking did...” I didn’t even care that I swore in front of Shinai.

 

“So Erena’s going to be a Missing Nin tomorrow?” my father asked. “I really enjoy the irony of this game.”

 

I groaned. “I think I feel the hangover already.”

 


 

 

I was being chased through the streets of Konoha.

 

I didn’t think I’ve ever moved this fast within the confines of my own village. I had to be careful not to knock over any civilians, and I had more than a few curse words sent my way but I couldn’t stop or I’d be caught.

 

I flittered between side streets, stopping in alleys every so often to catch my breath but they were never far behind. I changed my direction and went to the park instead- there was tree cover and the river, so I might get a bit luckier.

 

I started running again, but an explosive tag went off as I tried to run down a certain street. That was not a coincidence. They were using tags to redirect me.

 

“Erena? What’re you-“ Tsunade and Jiraiya were standing in my path, looking deeply confused. I teleported past them, and could hear Jiraiya let out a curse in surprise, but I didn’t stop.

 

I made it to the park and ran down the hill and onto the flowing river, crouching to catch my breath.

 

“You cheated! No tricks!”

 

Gai and Shinai appeared next to me. I wasn’t allowed to teleport or anything else that was unavailable to Gai - Shinai was very keen on fairness. Gai was running with him on his back, but Shinai was calling the shots. My father was in a debrief with Itachi, and was upset he couldn’t take part.

 

“Missing nin don’t play fair. And anyway - what’s with the explosive tag? So much for no seals!”

 

They both giggled. “That particular piece of genius was my idea! I took it from your supply!” Gai said, looking proud.

 

I narrowed my eyes at him. “You stole seals from a Fuuinjutsu masters stores?”

 

His expression changed at once. “It was all in the name of a Youthful excursion! I did not think you would mind.”

 

“Oh did you?”

 

“I apologise, it-“

 

I flicked behind him and placed a tag on the back of his head, before jumping up and kissing him on on the cheek.

 

“You’re forgiven!” I grinned.

 

Gai knew me too well to realise my sudden shift in attitude couldn’t be trusted at all and he looked at me suspiciously. “What have you done? Your cheerful attitude makes me feel uneasy.”

 

“I have no idea what you are talking about. Now, come on. It’s time for lunch- if we leave now we’ll find somewhere before the rush.”

 

I signalled Shinai to keep his mouth closed, but I wasn’t sure if he’d manage.

 

As we walked though the streets, we got a couple of strange glances but no one said anything until we stopped at a yakitori place. We were technically playing to see who would get to choose the lunch venue- but as there were cheaters on both sides (ninja, what you gonna do?) Shinai got to chose. And he chose wisely.

 

Akimichi Choza was also out with his family, and came over to greet us. I found him to be a cheerful and happy man, and he was always nice to me. “Gai! It’s good to see you! And with your family!” He grinned to us. “Going for a new look I see? Taking the green a bit far, though. I’m surprised Erena would allow it!” He chortled.

 

Gai looked confused for a moment before running to the bathroom in a panic.

 

“Erena!” He shouted from the stall. I burst out laughing, and he came running out and in front of me. ”What have you done! My hair! Please fix it! My Perfect hair is ruined!”

 

I dyed his hair the same green as his jumpsuit.

 

“Stop being so dramatic, you jolly green giant.” I was still grinning. “So I take it you won’t use by seals again- without permission or a life threatening situation?”

 

“No, never!”

 

I acted like I was stroking his head, and pulled the tag off restoring his hair back to normal.

 

Choza was laughing again. “Dinner and a show! Thank you for the entertainment! Although Gai, you should really know better - taking other peoples scrolls? You’re lucky you didn’t get your hand blown off!”

 

I nodded in agreement. “There may be a few with more...explosive repercussions .” Gai’s face paled and he turned to Shinai.

 

“Never ever touch your mothers things.” Shinai nodded back wisely.

(I didn’t tell them those ones were fully out of reach and required multiple layer breaking before exploding...it was better this way)

 


 

 

Back at the house, Gai was packing for his mission while I was sitting with Shinai going over earth jutsu chakra theory...he’d started to show more of an interest, but I wasn’t willing to let him just have at it in case there were more destructive consequences again.

 

“No one else my age has to learn this stuff,” Shinai complained.

 

“No one else your age can do what you do. With great power comes great responsibility...and homework.”

 

“I hate books!” He huffed and crossed his arms.

 

I gasped dramatically. “Take that back!”

 

“No! Books are stupid.”

 

There was a chuckle at the doorway. “Books were your mothers first friends. She’ll be taking that as a personal insult.”

 

“Grandfather! Save me!” He leapt off the chair and jumped on him.

 

“You’re definitely not like your mother,” he laughed. “I’ll take him for a second...I found a stray.”

 

Obito appeared a the doorway smiling. “I hear you’ve been after me...what’s with the sudden popularity?”

 

With my father in the back garden, and Shinai out of range I turned to him.

 

“Tell me everything you know about Uchiha Madara.”

 

The smile fell from his face. “Oh, shit.”


My kitchen table wasn’t designed to be an interviewing area, but it served just as well. I made tea while Obito told me everything...from being buried alive, to Madara and Zetsu and his time in the Akatsuki. There was a lot he didn’t mention in the initial interrogation, but I think they just weren’t asking the right questions.

 

“So Nagato’s eyes were actually Madara’s?” I asked. “Thats just...creepy.”

 

He nodded. “I didn’t think anything of it at the time.”

 

“There’s a lot about the Eye of the Moon plan that doesn’t make sense...I still think there’s an alternative motive here. And Black Zetsu? Madara was powerful but not a god. His will alone could not create something like that.”

 

“That’s all I know...He manipulated other facts, so it’s possible I remember things wrong.”

 

“Maybe...but where is Madara’s remains now?”

 

“In the caves. Why?”

 

“Where we found the Zetsu clones?”

 

“Well, yes...”

 

“And Zetsu is working with Kabuto. Who’s new favourite game is to resurrect badasses?”

 

Obito’s face paled. “You don’t think..”

 

“I do...it just depends on if he already has.”

 

“This is bad.”

 

“Very bad.” We sat in silence while we thought about how fucked we were.

 

“Hey, Erena! You weren’t very attached to your fence, were you? Because...it’s kind of not there anymore?” My father was at the doorway holding a very pleased looking Shinai.

 

I hit my head on the table. “This is why training grounds exist...I don’t know what’s worse - the potential resurrection of an evil asshole hellbent on our destruction, or the combination of my father and son together.”

 

“I’m not sure they are on the same level,” Obito said, deadpan.

 

“Have a look at my garden and say that again.”

Notes:

So a partnership resumes, communication failures, and big bad’s been realised.

FYI, the line “You’re a mistake, but the best mistake I’ve ever made” actually comes from my parents...about me. Can you feel the love? It’s definitely something I saw Erena saying (but only to Kisame).

Chapter 66: Assimilation arc: part 11

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Seeing Kisame standing outside our very homely looking house was about as far away from normality for him as you could get. It was borderline ridiculous.

 

He scowled but entered, and followed me through to the livingroom and snorted.

 

“Not bad.”

 

“Wow, is that almost a compliment?”

 

“I expected it to be a mess. You’ve grown up.”

 

My room in Akatsuki head quarters was never the tidiest. It was an ongoing joke. “I live with someone who actually takes pride in his home. It can be exhausting sometimes.” Gai was definitely the tidy one of the two of us- I only started doing my share once Shinai was around- leaving my things around was the opposite of safe for a nosey toddler.

 

“Hmm...” he was looking around the place, taking everything in. “It’s good you’ve managed to make a home for yourself.”

 

“It’s amazing what can happen in a few years...just give me a few minutes.”

 

Kisame had come to get me to continue the search around the village. It was early, but Gai had left on his mission before the break of dawn and I’d been up for hours already. My father had gone training with his new team, and had left not too long before. “Shinai! Get your things together- we’re leaving!” I called out. I planned to leave him with Yoshino while I followed Kisame around and then had our meeting with Itachi and Shikaku...I had thought things over and over and things were far more complicated than I thought.

 

“Mother! I can’t find my gloves!” Sasuke had bought him flame retardant gloves to help his with training. It was something the Uchiha rarely had use for, but he had them specially commissioned for Shinai.

 

“You are going to Yoshino’s. Why do you need them?”

 

“But what if Sasuke comes around?”

 

“No one is going to come fetch you except me...there’s a copy cat around so no going off, you hear?”

 

He huffed but grabbed his bag. “Okay.”

 

“And the password?”

 

“Hakuna Matata,” he said, scrunching his face up in confusion. He followed be into the livingroom, and stopped in his tracks when he saw Kisame, and spun around to me. “Why’s your rude friend here?”

 

Kisame scowled at him. “We are not taking your child with us.”

 

“Kisame and I have work to do around village...try and be nice?” I said the second part to both of them. “I need to drop him off at my Aunts.”

 

Shinai scowled but held his hands out again. “I’ve been told his polite to shake hands when meeting people.”

 

I rubbed my brow in exasperation, wincing. I knew where this was going and I couldn’t believe I was going to allow it...I nodded to Kisame to shake his hand, and he grudgingly did so.

 

As soon as he took Shinai’s tiny hand, he blinked in surprise but didn’t let go until the allotted time was given. He then gave Shinai an appraising look.

 

Impressive.” He turned his hand over to look at the red, burned areas and smirked.

 

Shinai turned to me. “I don’t understand?”

 

“Don’t be horrible to my friends, please.” I lightly scolded. “Just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean you can treat them badly. Your lucky Kisame appreciates direct action, or you’d be toast.”

 

I allowed it for a few reasons. Kisame needed to see that Shinai wasn’t some silly child - hopefully he would’ve just completely disregard him now. And also, Shinai was being a devious little toad- trying to trick Kisame into a handshake just to burn him? Nope. If he did that with anyone else, I couldn’t be sure of their response. Kisame would appreciate the power play, and the honesty of the action.

 

Plus he knew better than to attempt hurting my own kid.

 

I’d have to do some digging to see if anyone was encouraging this kind of thing. It wasn’t me, and it certainly wasn’t Gai. Because it was not on.

 

Gai was definitely hearing of this when he got back. His guilt trips were far more effective than mine. I knew my strengths - I could berate adults and make them cry, but effective lessons with children were his forte.

 

“But it didn’t hurt him?” Shinai asked, looking innocent.

 

Kisame chucked. “It will take more than a hot hand to hurt me, kid. Good start, though.”

 

Shinai considered. “What about a fireball?”

 

“Absolutely not!” I grabbed Shinai and picked him up- he was getting to big for this. “Not in the house. You’ve destroyed the garden and the fence...absolutely no ninjutsu in the house...keep it confined to the training fields from now on or you’re grounded.”

 

“But you do it?”

 

“Do as I say, not as I do.” I responded. “But fine...you want to play it that way, the house is now a shinobi skills free zone. No ninjutsu, no taijutsu, no fuiinjutsu...no summons.”

 

“But the pack!” He squealed in protest. He loved Kakashi’s ninken.

 

“Nope. You can’t behave yourself, so we have to set up boundaries.”

 

“Okay, okay...I promise I won’t do any ninjutsu in the house.”

 

“Only in the training fields.” I demanded.

 

“Only in the training fields.” He pouted.

 

“Excellent.” I smiled. “Let’s go then.”

 

As we walked over the the Nara’s, Shinai attempted to question Kisame about his strengths and weaknesses. From Kisame’s talk, you’d think he was indestructible. I think he was actually enjoying the attention and Shinai‘s unsubtle awe.

 

“You are were Missing Nin?” Shinai said in shock. “I’ve never met a Missing Nin before!” Again, I didn’t like where this was going...Kisame would rat me out in a second.

 

“Oh, look! I can see Yoshino’s house! Race you!” I started running. Thankfully, Shinai had inherited Gai’s competitive nature, and abandoned his line of thought to chase after me. I let him win.

 

We left, and Kisame directed me towards the Jounin Command Centre.

 

“Your brat isn’t awful. He has potential...what training has he had so far?” Kisame asked conversationally.

 

“Too much,” I replied. “He’s like a sponge. Learning isn’t his problem, it’s being safe about it...and impulse control, which I’m sorry you saw first hand...literally.”

 

He snorted. “He gets a free pass, but the world of shinobi isn’t a kind place. He is lucky I am patient.”

 

“Patient?” I said incredulously. Who he kidding? “So, into the Jounin Command Centre, huh?”

 

“The trail was strong here. I couldn’t get inside, but that’s not a problem you have.”

 

“Nah...come on. I’ll follow your lead. Hopefully the trail hasn’t gone cold.”

 

When we entered the building, several heads shot up and people became tense. The response was understandable. Not wanting to push my luck, I approached the desk clerk, and hold them to get Shikaku. They ran off immediately.

 

Shikaku appeared quicker than I expected, and looked unimpressed.

 

“If the two of you are here then I’m presuming its not good?”

 

“Likely security breach...Kisame noticed yesterday,” I said.

 

“The trail is cold...they’re long gone but I should be able to determine where they were.”

 

“By all means,” Shikaku gestured within. Kisame walked slightly ahead, ignoring the glances from the loitering staff. He lead us to a kind of bull pen, with many staff sitting at desks. “This team is part of basic operations. They are mainly logistics, but are aware of all international team placements, except those highly classified.” Shikaku frowned.

 

“I need a list of any information passed through here in he last few days...not necessarily specifics, but it couldn’t hurt,” I said. Shikaku nodded. “Anything else?”

 

“Your record room downstairs.”

 

“Needle in a haystack.” I said. “That could be anything...anywhere else?”

 

“Hmmm...the Uchiha district. But I wasn’t able to pin it down,” Kisame replied.

 

Shikaku frowned. “That doesn’t make much sense.”

 

I sighed. “Sadly, it makes more sense than you think. You’ll be at the meeting later?” He nodded. “I’ll have my hypothesis ready by then.” We left the Command Centre and made our way for the Tower. I wanted the records delivered there, to examine in privacy... the staring eyes in the Command Centre were unnecessary, and at least Kisame and I could hang out in my office. I grabbed him a comfortable chair so he could relax while I read...he ended up using my wall as target practice, so I made him a dart board.

 

“This is proving less exciting than anticipated,” Kisame complained.

 

“Hmmm...no.”

 

“No?” His eyebrows rose. “What do you know that I don’t?”

 

“No good very bad things,” I replied.

 

“Withholding information is dangerous,” he said sternly.

 

“Why? Because you’ll stab me?”

 

“It’s a possibility.”

 

I snorted. “I was hoping to hold out for a dramatic reveal.”

 

“Play your games with other people. I’ll have no part in it.”

 

I sighed. “Fine.” I told him what I suspected so far.

 

“It sounds more like fiction than reality. The information is scarce at best. You’re working in conjecture far too much, it sounds ludicrous.”

 

“Conjecture, gossip and reading between the lines as been the basis of my career. My job is all about making educational guesses.”

 

“Your job is infiltration and extracting information,” he said.

 

“Maybe with the Akatsuki, but I have a bit more of a varied skill set. I’m more of a trouble shooter...I connect the dots to see the big picture. Sometimes dots are missing, so I use probability to fill in the blanks.”

 

“That does not sound effective. I prefer facts.”

 

I sat back. “Okay, I’ll give you an example. Yagura sent you to the Akatsuki for a reason, yes? Do you know all the ‘facts’ behind that?”

 

“Of course. He would not send me out without full disclosure. The Mizukage has honour.”

 

“Unlike the Hokage, yes yes...I see where that was going...” he scowled at me. “Anyway...who do you think figured out his little problem? A short time in Mist and a few rumours and I knew he was under a genjutsu. Then I came up with a plan to confirm...which thankfully ended up turning into a way to break it. You may not like Gai, Itachi and Shisui but without them none of it could have happened.”

 

He sat silent as he thought. “How were you able to see something his closest confidants could not?”

 

“Patterns, probability, understanding human behaviour...it’s easy when you know how.”

 

“And you’ve done this many times?” He frowned.

 

“A few.” I smiled. “Not only that, but you can use it to predict certain outcomes. Manipulate people...countries. The Allied Nations?” I opened my arms. “Not to toot my own horn, but I’m particularly proud of that one.”

 

“You’re claiming responsibility for peace between the nations?” He looked incredulous.

 

“I’m not on any documents, but I pushed the right buttons and shoved people in the right direction. Anyone in power in Konoha will tell you how much of a ‘manipulative bitch’ I am. You were sent to Akatsuki because you could be trusted to complete your mission, I was sent because the Sandaime thought I was dangerous...and I am.”

 

“If you are as smart as you say, why don’t you seek power? Isn’t that what everyone wants?”

 

I scoffed. “Too much responsibility. Being a Kage or any kind of ruler is my worst nightmare. I believe power is an illusion. It’s fleeting. Those that seek it are guided by vanity and ignorance. And those that are good at it don’t want it, and only do so out of a sense of duty and responsibility...I know who I am. I’m not vain, ignorant, responsible or have the sense of duty required. I will support, but never lead. I seek peace. Plain and simple.”

 

“You’re not who I thought you were,” he said calmly, chin up. “The only reason I tolerated you in the beginning was that you were useful...You were immature but entertaining, honest even despite the fact you live in lies. While you didn’t agree with my methods, you never judged, even if you complained. I even grew fond...You are something different. If what you say is true, then you’re more than just a spy...I’m not sure there is a word for you.”

 

“I don’t need a word. I’m not big on labels.” I replied.

 

“Have you ever manipulated me?”

 

I shook my head. “Never, not once. Nagato a couple of times, but only to keep my cover and protect Konoha. I don’t like to manipulate those close to me. I want real relationships, not fake ones.”

 

“And that is why we are friends. Dishonesty cannot be the basis of the world...By the sounds of it, you do not use lies in your methods?”

 

“I play a different type of politics. If allegiances are built of lies they will not last the test of time. Truth has a way of...sneaking out.”

 

“Agreed.”

 

We sat in silence for a few seconds before I burst out laughing. “Wow...that is the most serious chat we’ve ever had.”

 

“Philosophy is not your strong point. Perhaps we can plan a spar instead...I’d like to test this new teleportation jutsu you have.”

 

“Oh, I killed over twenty of Zetsu in, like, thirty seconds. You’d have been proud!”

 

“You’re lying,” he stared at me.

 

“Nope,” I said, popping the ‘P’.

 

He stood up. “You can finish your paperwork later.”

 

I grinned. “I’ll take us to a training ground. I can miss five minutes.”

 

“What?”

 

I grabbed his arm and we left...in hindsight I should have warned him about the nausea. (I had to move out of the way of Samehada really, really fast)


 

We were back at the Tower well before the meeting, both exceptionally pleased with ourselves. I managed to kick Kisame’s butt, and he was just pleased to have a good fight. He promised he would learn from his defeat, and the next one would not be easy...I believed him.

 

Itachi had summoned Shikaku, Morino, Inoichi, Kakashi and Jiraiya...it was the group I would have expected.

 

Shikaku looked at us with a raised eyebrow as we entered. “Why do you two look like the cats that got the cream?”

 

“Just opening a can of whoopass on Kisame. I now take his title of badass, and he can be the comic relief.”

 

“When were you ever comedic?” Kisame said.

 

“Didn’t you only just tell me you found me ‘entertaining’, hmm?” I smiled smugly.

 

“I also called you immature.”

 

Itachi cleared him throat again..maybe he should see a medic? “I believe we have things to discuss?”

 

“Okay, sure.” I said. “Where to begin?..okay, so Zetsu isn’t actually a person in the strict sense- but that’s not my subject. He can manipulate his appearance and chakra signature to infiltrate...which is actually super impressive...but he’s cocky and there’s flaws in that we can explore.” I handed my documents over. “You’ll see our thoughts and recommended counter measures for now, but the medical investigation on him should continue, as it was clearly a focus point for him and he doesn’t want us to discover something...he’s also trying to track our movements in two possible areas...one is the caves where we encountered the clones, and the other is around Suna. Don’t know why, but I’m working on it.”

 

“Library?” Itachi asked.

 

“Library. I’m going to send out a request to the Fire Temple. I’m sure they’ll be happy to help.”

 

“How they give you free access to their scrolls, I don’t know,” Jiraiya complained. He was jealous.

 

“The librarian has a total crush on my brain,” I replied. “He sent me the sweetest ‘so glad you’re still alive’ letter.” It really was quite lovely. I’m still considering kidnapping him- he’d probably come willingly.

 

“Flirting with monks now?” Kakashi joked.

 

“What can I say? Tiny, ancient, bald headed men just ‘do’ it for me.”

 

“Poor Gai.”

 

“Erena,” Shikaku said.

 

“Right. Distractions. Bad...okay, so in addition to Zetsu, I believe Kabuto is planning to resurrect Uchiha Madara...who is actually a mastermind behind a lot of this and probably definitely wants to see Konoha blown off the map. He’s the one behind the plan to capture the Bijuu for some kind of special ‘world of peace’ bullshit jutsu, which probably doesn’t do what it says on the tin, and I’m pretty sure even he’s been manipulated into this by a black inky freak that has alternative motives for..everything. So...yea. Fun times ahead.”

 

“Sorry...I think I misheard. Did you say Uchiha Madara is behind everything? And Kabuto is going to resurrect him?” Jiraiya said.

 

“Kinda...I think he’s actually more of a middle man? And for all we know, he’s already been resurrected...but considering we’re not under attack, it think it’s unlikely just now.”

 

“I hope you are wrong about this,” Itachi said, looking at me with worry.

 

I looked at him apologetically. “What does my track record suggest?”

 

“That we need to start preparing. If you are correct, the recent attack on Konoha is only the tip of the iceberg.”

 

“I still need to research...There’s a lot we can learn.”

 

“Then proceed, but we need to prepare.”

 

“Why don’t we just beat him to the punch, so to speak?” Morino said with a calculated look on his face. “If we are afraid of Madara being resurrected and controlled, why don’t we do it first?”

 

“Is it possible?” Itachi asked me and Jiraiya.

 

“The jutsu is forbidden for a reason,” Jiraiya said. “It it’s not recommended.”

 

“But is it possible?”

 

“I’ve never looked into it, I saw no reason to.”

 

Itachi turned to look at me. “Erena? Do you know the technique? You had full access to Orochimaru’s library.”

 

I stilled. “I do...but as Jiraiya said, it’s forbidden. It’s not a matter of knowing how, but it’s morally wrong.”

 

“But you could?”

 

“I know the technique, yes. But it requires a living sacrifice.” I shook my head. “And then there’s the matter of mind control...I won’t do it.”

 

“Even if it will save hundreds, thousands?”

 

He was trying to put me into a corner.

 

“Too much could go wrong. He could break the control...he had more than a lifetime to refine his knowledge. It’s unwise.”

 

“Unless we have any other ideas it is the only one.”

 

“It’s not if I won’t do it. I won’t sacrifice someone. And bastard or not, mind control is not the answer. I can’t...I’ll come up with another plan.” I pleaded.

 

Being under Kabuto’s seal was still fresh on my mind, and the thought of inflicting something similar on someone left a feeling of panic. If Itachi was seriously considering this then I don’t know what I would do.

 

“Unless we do come up with something, I will have no option but to order it. Do you understand?” He said, his face loooed apologetic but his voice was firm.

 

I swallowed. “Yes, Hokage-sama.”

 

He frowned at me but said nothing else as he continued the discussion. I sat there in silence the rest of the meeting-I didn’t need to contribute so I didn’t.

 

As soon as the meeting was adjourned, I shook myself out of my stupor.

 

Everyone was starting to move from their seats.

 

“Itachi? Might I have a word?” I heard Inoichi ask.

 

Having enough, I decided to leave and appeared in the Nara living room. I had enough of work and shit discussions for the day.

 

“Mother!” Shinai screamed excitedly and came running over, but stopped and gave me a sceptical look.

 

“Hakuna Matata?”

 

I smiled. “It means no worries, for the rest of you da-“

 

I was cut off by him launching at me, and I almost struggled to catch him.

 

“You’re back early! I’m so bored. I spent time with the deer and then helping Yoshino cook but books are boring and you won’t let me train so-“

 

“You listened!” I smiled. “How about we go train then? Finding a field and letting you completely demolish it sounds like a plan to me. And then fixing it can be someone else’s problem.”

 

“Really?! But you never let me do the fun things!”

 

I frowned. “You think I’m a bore, huh? No one thinks I’m a bore.” That was going to have to be fixed.

 

“Well, father is super fun, and Sasuke shows me all the cool things, and you just show me books.” He scrunched his nose up.

 

“Sorry if I think books are cool...but fine. Today, I’ll show you some really cool Earth ninjutsu.”

 

“You don’t know any cool ninjutsu.”

 

“Oh, honey...I know all the cool ninjutsu.”

 


An hour later and I had a very impressed Shinai who now no longer thinks his mother is boring, and started to see studying in a new light.  Apparently no one had even talked about combining elemental attacks- and I may have fibbed a little when I said it was only possible with extensive chakra theory knowledge but after seeing me combine Earth and Wind ninjutsu in a fun little rocky hurricane, he ate it all up.

 

I was watching him try to create little bullets from the Earth and fire them into a rock (I made it very clear this was not to be used against people), when I felt Sasuke appear behind me.

 

“Oh hey Sasuke. How’s it going? Listen, can I speak to you about Shinai? This morning he-“

 

“So you’re showing an interest in him now?” He said with a sneer. “I thought you were too busy doing my brothers bidding to realise you had a son.”

 

“Excuse me? What’s that meant to mean?”

 

“Please...is this the first time you bringing him out to the fields?”

 

I frowned. I guess, technically? But I did stuff with him in the house.

 

He laughed. “It is, isn’t it?”

 

“Just because I don’t train him-“

 

“You’re no mother. You might have given birth to him but your as incapable of caring for anyone but yourself. You hide it in the illusion of helping the greater good, but you’re just a liar...you’re just like him.”

 

“What on earth are you talking about?” I hissed. “Are you okay?” A thought went past my head. “Prove to me you are you, now.”

 

He laughed. “I’m not some clone, Erena.”

 

“Prove it. Now.”

 

He rolled his eyes and produced a small Chidori in his hand. “Acceptable?” The chidori was impossible to imitate, and there was no way that was an illusion so I nodded. “I’m not bothering to ask you. I can smell your hypocrisy a mile off.”

 

“Sasuke, what is going on? Why are you speaking in riddles?”

 

He gave a snide laugh again. “I’ve just been informed of a few truths...you act the martyr, but you’re just as power hungry as everyone else. You’ve got no one fooled...even Gai and Shinai. Ever wonder why he won’t marry you? He’s not stupid, and can see the selfish bitch that you are. Shinai would be better off without you.”

 

“How dare you-“ I growled.

 

“But you’re still no where near as bad as my brother...he really does only keep you around because you are useful. Call and you come running...I wonder...does he have you fooled, too?”

 

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

 

“The Uchiha Coup...you and my father stopped it?” I nodded. “Did you know what Itachi had agreed to do if you failed?” I shook my head. “He was going to murder the clan. Every last one of us.”

 

I stood still in shock. “He wouldn’t.”

 

Sasuke gave a dry laugh. “He would. The Sandaime commanded it, and he was going to do it...he’s my brother and he was going to kill us all. For what? The good of the village?”

 

“Sasuke, this is bullshit. There’s no way...and even if that order existed, it’s a moot point. The  Coup never happened. You’re here, now, and so is your clan.”

 

“Even now you try to justify him...you’re just like him.” He spat. “Does family mean anything to you?”

 

“Don’t you dare.” I said with a dangerous edge to my voice. “Don’t you fucking dare question what family means to me. I’ve spent so long without one, do you know what that’s like? Of course you fucking don’t...I would do anything for them. You don’t want to test me on that.”

 

“You don’t act like it. You know, most of the village think Gai is a widower? I’ve heard the rumours. And Shinai never talks about you to anyone that doesn’t mention you first. You’re nothing but a ghost to him.”

 

“I’ve heard enough of your bullshit, Sasuke. If you want to take your anger out on someone, find Itachi and have a chat. Don’t take it out on me.”

 

“Why? Afraid I might be right?”

 

“No, but I’m afraid of what I will do if you don’t shut up,” I said through gritted teeth.

 

“Because that’s all you’re good for, isn’t it? You’re nothing but a weapon. Anything else is just make believe. You’re so good at being a spy you’ve managed to convince yourself you’re human.”

 

A flash of intense white hatred filled me and I lunged for Sasuke. He tried to counter and pulled his katana, but I appeared behind him and smacked his ear, hard. While he was disorientated, crouched and spun my leg to sweep under him. Unfortunately he didn’t fall down and managed to flip himself around. He sent a lightning jutsu into my location, which I absorbed into a blackhole void.

 

This seemed to irritate him, and he sent another and another. He tried to switch it up to fire jutsu, but it had the same effect. Sustaining a stabilised blackhole was fairly chakra intensive but it was worth it just to see his rage.

 

“Fight me!” He shouted. “You’re nothing but a coward.”

 

“I am,” I admitted. “But I am not afraid of you.”

 

I appeared behind him, my hands hovering over the sides of his head and send a small electrical pulse between them...a little something I learned from Kabuto. Not enough to damage, but collapse and temporary paralysis abound.

 

When he fell to the ground, I used my foot to kick him over so he was facing up and looked at him.

 

“Don’t ever come near me again. And stay away from my son...you call me a weapon and you are right. Don’t make me burn you to the ground.”

 

I turned away from him and looked to where Shinai had been, only to see him watching the exchange with wide eyes. “Oh fuck.”

 

I gently jogged over to him but he took a step back from me, and my heart shattered. He tried to look around me. “Is Sasuke okay? Is he hurt.”

 

I shook my head. “Only his ego...lets go home? I should probably explain a few things.” I held out my hand but he wouldn’t take it, and just stared at it.

 

“Why were you fighting? Are you sure he’s okay?”

 

“He’s just angry about something and doesn’t know who to blame. I don’t even think he was angry at me. He’ll get it sorted, though.” He better. I was going to be having very stern chat with Itachi. What the fuck? Killing the clan? No fucking wonder Sasuke went berserk. But how did he find out about it? Because there was no way Itachi would have told him.

 

I tried to give Shinai a comforting smile, even if it was difficult. He looked unsure, and was about to reach for it, when I saw a flash reflected in his eyes. I twisted slightly and saw a massive fireball heading towards our location, so I ran for Shinai, enveloped him with by body, and stuck a mobile barrier shield on him. I was going to teleport, but I had no idea if he would have been able to handle the motion or not - it suckerpunched fully fledged shinobi, so it probably wasn’t fit for small fries.

 

As the intense force hit my back, I collapsed forward but managed to stop myself from crushing Shinai. The barrier seal was working, and it seemed to protect me as well. I could feel heat, but it was subdued and there was no pain.

 

As the inferno stopped, I couldn’t move- I think my muscles locked into place with how tight I was holding Shinai. My eyes were clenched shut but I could feel Shinai underneath me. He was moving and breathing so that was good. I tried to move my arm, but it felt stiff.

 

“Shinai? SHINAI!” I heard a yell from the distance.

 

“Sasuke? What was that? We saw the flames from over there...what happened?...calm down...what?...your eyes, they-!...Sai! Seiji! The crater!”

 

I felt a hand on my arm and I was peeled back from Shinai. As hands made their way to my neck to feel my pulse, my eyes snapped open and I batted them away. I quickly looked to Shinai, who looked like he was stirring.

 

“Shinai is fine. He is unconscious but seems unharmed. Erena appears well.”

 

“I’m going to fucking kill him.” I growled, and tried to get up. My father tried to place a hand on my chest to hold me down but I pushed it off.

 

Sasuke was standing at the edge of the crater with Shisui holding onto his shoulders. He was bleeding from both eyes and a look of devastation on his face.

 

“You need your fucking head checked!” I pointed to him. “You’re a fucking jounin, and sent a fucking inferno toward a child! You know better than that! I don’t care what your fucking problem is, but that was unacceptable! That’s twice you’ve lost your shit with me- I can guarantee there won’t be a third!”

 

“I’m sorry, I-“

 

“I don’t give a shit about your apologies! You can shove it up your arse!”

 

“Erena, we should take Shinai to be checked,” my father said, attempting to interrupt.

 

I stopped my glare to cast a look to Shinai. He was awake now, but kept silent. Thankfully didn’t have a sign of any injury on him. “Take him. I’ll be a few minutes.” My father looked ready to argue, but he turned to Sai and nodded to him, and he disappeared immediately.

 

I turned to Shisui. “I want him questioned and a full psychological evaluation. Get an Uchiha medic to check his eyes, but other than that it’s independent. Inoichi can be trusted. He has full clearance.”

 

“What happened here?” He asked.

 

“Someone’s been feeding Sasuke twisted information. And I don’t even need to guess who the culprit is...we tracked them to the Uchiha district, and now I know why. You’re a gullible little shit, Sasuke. You trust the word of our enemies over your brother? For god sake, just fucking talk to him. You stupid Uchiha and bottling up your feelings until you explode...” I sighed and rubbed my brow. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to spend the rest of the day with my son since it’s been pointed out how much of a shit mother I am.”

 

“Sasuke!” Shisui exclaimed.

 

“Don’t even...” I shook my head. “Itachi will want to speak to me later - he can find me if he wants. I’m not being his lapdog today.”

 

With that, I appeared at the hospital. I was there before Sai made it and waited in the lobby. Shinai launched himself on me, and I found a medic I trusted to check him over - there was nothing but he still seemed a little shaken. Sai said his goodbye’s but went to find the others...there would be paperwork involved.

 

I took Shinai home, and tried to explain that Sasuke was mad at his brother but found me first and people could be irrational. He seemed more upset about the possibility that I could have hurt Sasuke than the fireball sent towards us...go figure.

 

I tried to keep my mind off Sasuke’s verbal attack with trying to read to Shinai, cook, and everything else in between, but I couldn’t lie and say he hadn’t gotten to me. Despite the fact he didn’t know me, he knew my insecurities and wanted to hurt me. I knew he had anger management issues, but I never thought that he was vindictive or thought so lowly of me. A part of me worried that it was the general opinion of me - both in regards to Shinai and Gai.

 

Gai never made me feel inadequate, but he also sheltered me from a lot. I had no doubt that he loved me, but that didn’t mean he thought I was a good mother to his child, or partner. Looking back, I don’t think I could pinpoint anything I did do right? I was busy and gone a lot. Why would they even want me?

 

My thoughts were interrupted by a knock at the door, and I opened it to find Itachi.

 

“Wow, you can actually use your legs,” I said, and gestured for him to come in.

 

“Surprising, I know...I need to apologise for earlier. I’ve spoken to Sasuke.”

 

“God, just sit down and let me make tea before you jump in there. Do you know how often you’ve been here?”

 

“Not frequent...” he admitted, looking a bit sheepish as he sat down.

 

“Correct.” Yes, he was Hokage and busy, but he didn’t make much time for social visits at all. He saw his family, lived with his girlfriend, but hardly ever stepped outside of his comfort zones. He was practically a recluse these days.

 

Shinai was having a nap, so it was easy enough for us to talk undisturbed. I brought the tea over and laughed at how out of place he looked.

 

“Jesus, loosen up a little.”

 

“Erena, I’m sorry. Sasuke was out of line. We’ve discussed and handled the problem.”

 

I poured his tea. “Handled? Itachi...I’m sorry, but that kind of outburst does not just get ‘handled’.”

 

“He understands my position and-“

 

“Bullshit. I’m stopping you right there...the fuck he does. And the fuck I do, either. And it’s not even my family.”

 

“It’s complicated.”

 

“Let me guess, Hiruzen approached you and you almost gave up every belief you’ve ever had? Even taking my role out of the equation, there was no way that would have ended well...and I’m sorry, there’s no way a quick chat with you would have solved Sasuke’s issue with this.”

 

“It’s dealt with. I assure you. You do not need to provide any more input.”

 

“No, Itachi. It’s fucking not. He launched an unrelated verbal attack on me to goad me, and sent a high level attack  against me- not even taking note of Shinai behind me. That is unacceptable. You’d have any other shinobi suspended and fully evaluated... you’ve had me evaluated for less.”

 

“I’m sorry he made it personal, but this is a private issue, Erena.” He said, face tight.

 

“Itachi, be careful here. He put my son in danger. Are you really going to tell me you are going to sweep this under the carpet? State ‘Uchiha clan secrets’ and be done? Please...I know more of your deep dark secrets than half the clan. You say this is private, and I’m making it personal.”

 

“Don’t think you can order me around, Erena. I am Hokage, not you.”

 

“Yes, you made that blatantly clear earlier today,” I rolled my eyes. “Then okay, Hokage-sama. I will be making an official documented complaint. Not only about your brother, but your conduct regarding the matter. Would you like me to explain the policies to let you know what to expect?” I smiled condescendingly. If he wanted to use his position, so could I.

 

“That would be a mistake. You will not use the politics of my own village against me.”

 

“I taught you how to manipulate politics. I know every letter of the law...this country and the others. I know I will not win this, this is a dictatorship afterall, but Sasuke’s reputation will be ruined. And I will no longer work for you.” His eyes widened. “You think I would continue to follow your orders after you show how little you regard my son and I? Did you know I have a valid claim to be declared a citizen of Mist?”

 

His face morphed from anger to surprise. “What do you mean?”

 

“My kekkei genkai...it’s enough to show I have ancestral links to the village. Their laws would allow me to claim without much question if I can prove my skill, and Yagura is already aware. And with the laws of the treaties, there is nothing you could do to stop it.”

 

“Are you saying that unless I have Sasuke admitted to Psych you will leave the village?”

 

“What? No!” I scoffed. “He just needs help. Get him to meet with Inoichi. He’s already aware of the coup, and all of my freaky shit. He can be trusted. And if Inoichi says he’s fine, then I will trust his opinion and let it go...he’s not okay, Itachi. I don’t know what it is, but this isn’t his first outburst.”

 

Itachi sighed. “It’s called ‘the Curse of Hatred’...it’s a problem within the Uchiha clan, because of our intense emotions. We become hyperfocused on a goal, and let it consume us. It’s especially dangerous when those we care about are in jeopardy. We hate, and let the darkness take over. I did not know it had affected Sasuke so.”

 

I blinked. “I’m sorry, but what a load of shit.” He looked at me in surprise. “Who came up with that? It just sounds like an excuse to lose the plot...did a qualified mental health professional make this diagnosis?”

 

“Well, no. It’s a clan secret that has been passed down over centuries. There is evidence.”

 

“I’m sorry, but bullshit. Curse? This isn’t a fairytale, and there wasn’t an evil wizard who put a curse on your clan. I deal in facts and science. Perhaps there’s a familial predisposition to certain mental conditions? Or maybe you just need to actually learn to open up about your feelings...send Sasuke to Inoichi, and see if he thinks this is some spooky curse...and bring Naruto back. Sasuke’s going to be an angsty little shit and will need his Jiminy Cricket.”

 

“What?”

 

“It’s a story from...you know what, forget it.” I huffed and collapsed back on the sofa. We sat in silence for a while, and i started nervously tapping my foot.

 

“If you are right, this would change the entire history and future of the clan. It won’t be easy to change the views of the others, especially the elders.”

 

“Then don’t...don’t bother trying to change the minds of old fogies. Just make the necessary changes under their nose. Work with your father, he’ll implement mental health screening within the police force easy enough, and then work from there.”

 

He gave a short dry laugh. “You make change sound so easy.”

 

“This is hardly the most difficult thing I’ve done,” I scoffed.

 

“And what was?”

 

“It’s a tie. Raising you and raising Shinai.”

 

He laughed. “Shinai...I’m going to say Shinai. He’s a disaster.”

 

“Tell me something I don’t know.” I sighed. The self doubt from earlier crept in again.

 

“I am sorry for not listening to you.” He said.

 

“Why break the habit of a lifetime?”

 

“...you wouldn’t really go to Mist, would you?”

 

“Hardly.” I snorted. “Gai would never leave.”

 

“That’s the only reason?” He frowned, looking sad. I shrugged.

 

“It’s not like I’m needed..Sasuke said a lot of things today that weren’t exactly untrue. He’s just the only one to voice them. I could disappear, and everything would be fine. Even Shinai and Gai.”

 

“That’s not true. You need to know that...what exactly did Sasuke say?”

 

“It doesn’t matter,” I shook my head.

 

“Yes it does...I would be lost without you. Just look at what just happened? I thought I was protecting Sasuke, but you saw through it and called me out. You didn’t see what it was like when you were gone...you were missed. Terribly...Tell me what he said.”

 

I told him about the comments on my mothering skills, relationship with Gai and my only use is as a weapon. He kept a good poker face on and didn’t say anything until the end.

 

“I’m going to quote you here, but that is bullshit.” The word sounded so foreign coming out of Itachi’s mouth I burst out laughing and he grinned. “But in all seriousness...no one thinks that. No one. And especially not Gai. Or Shinai...just ask him. You know, he asked me to set up a barrier seal once...he was trying to experiment with containing fire...when I couldn’t do it he called me ‘lame’ and questioned why I was Hokage if I couldn’t do something his ‘awesome’ mother could make in a few seconds. It was cutting.”

 

I smiled fondly. “He can be quite savage.”

 

“I wonder where he gets that from?” He raised an eyebrow at me. “But never question that. You juggle a hundred things at once and hardly blink...Sasuke can’t even make rice without burning it.”

 

“Did you just insult Sasuke? The world must be ending.”

 

“It’s not an insult if it’s a fact,” he smiled behind his cup.

 

“Okay, fine...I’ll try to put it out of my head.” I stretched behind me and grabbed papers I’d been working on before he arrived. “Here, present.”

 

“What are these?” He took them and started reading.

 

“A proposal.”

 

His grip on the papers tightened and his eyes flickered across the pages before looking up at me. “This is..?”

 

“Yup.”

 

But you..?”

 

“Figured out a compromise.”

 

But they’re..?”

 

“Figured out a loophole.”

 

You think..?”

 

“No promises.”

 

He read the pages again before looking at me.

 

“Let’s do it.”

 

I grinned, but stopped when I heard Shinai’s footsteps starting to bound down the stairs.

 

“Can I finish it tomorrow, yea? The livingroom is about to experience Hurricane Shinai...Gai calls it Youthful energy, but it’s more like what you would expect if you fed Gremlins after midnight.”

 

Itachi raised an eyebrow. “I don’t understand that reference. You’re merging again.” It’s what Itachi called it when I got references a little muddled. It was often fairly subtle, but he was especially good at picking up on it.

 

I sighed. “And that was a really good one...anyway. Destructive Shinai is on the approach. Watch your junk.”

 

“What-OOF!” Shinai jumped right onto Itachi’s lap in excitement.

 

“Warned you.” I sipped my tea.

Notes:

And there goes the end of the Assimilation arc.
I had a few more scenes planned, but they didn’t flow well. This seemed like an organic place to end it.

And next time is going to be FUN.

Chapter 67: Collision arc: part 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Absolutely not, I’m working.”

 

“Pleeeaaasssee?” I pleased. “Help me, Yumi, you’re my only hope.”

 

“Then you’re hopeless. Scram.”

 

“It’s a matter of life and death. Life and death!”

 

“Who’s death?” He looked at me sceptically.

 

“Mine.”

 

“Pfft. You’re like a cat with nine lives. You’ve got at least a couple more in the bag.”

 

“Come on. Please! I’m begging here. Literally begging!”

 

“No. I don’t know what you’ve got planned but I won’t be your enabler. I will not enable you.” He pointed at me viciously.

 

“It’s like really cool. Like history making cool.”

 

“Still not happening!”

 

“Pleassseeee!” I was starting to sound more and more like a toddler having a tantrum.

 

“I have a young daughter. You seriously think I haven’t dealt with this before? Hell, even within the last week. I didn’t give in to her, and she’s actually cute.”

 

“I’m cute!” I protested. “Fine...dramatics aside...what’ll it cost me?”

 

“Bribery? Seriously? Erena, it’s still a no.”

 

“Honestly. Name your price. I need you for one full day. And even add in a little bit extra for the short notice. And for the future mental scarring.”

 

“Mental scarring? Erena! What on earth have you got planned?”

 

“Disclosure only on acceptance.”

 

He sighed. “Fine...funding for the hospital. We need new equipment.”

 

“Done.”

 

“I didn’t say how much.”

 

I waved. “Done. Next.”

 

He raised his eyebrow again. “Coffee machines. Top of the range. Every staff room, every floor.”

 

“Done. I’ll even design you a lovely espresso maker - you put tiny pods in and perfect amount and strength within two minutes.”

 

“An extra weeks paid vacation.”

 

“Make it two...you’ll thank me later.”

 

“An apprenticeship for Sakura with Tsunade. She’s outgrown me.”

 

“Done.”

 

“How can you promise that! I’ve asked her and she point blank refused.”

 

“Don’t ask questions. Just demand.”

 

“An extra day off a week for Kutsu. Paid.”

 

“For god sake...done. But only six months.”

 

He frowned. “This is must be really serious. Except the coffee machines, you shouldn’t have been okay with any of that.”

 

“I’m not lying when I’m saying it’s a life and death matter. You’re the last variable, and the only one I trust. Our opponent makes Danzo look like a freaking genin, and I need to do something to tip the balance.”

 

“God...okay. Now I feel bad...so what time are you going to injure yourself? And do I have time to take a leak?”

 

I laughed and handed him instructions. “Meet us there in an hour.”

 


 

 

This was very need to know. We couldn’t have any hint of this getting out, so as far as anyone was aware we were out having lunch.

 

Itachi, Shikaku and Jiraiya all came. Jiraiya was my failsafe in case anything went wrong...not that I thought it would. Plus, if he found out afterwards, he’d throw a massive tantrum. As we left the tower, I placed tags on us so we were impossible to track and overhear. Other than Itachi, no one knew where we were actually going, but Shikaku recognised it was we entered.

 

“This is the ROOT headquarters? Why did you bring us here?” He frowned.

 

“It’s easily defendable - I’ve placed enough privacy seals and barrier seals that it’s surprising we can even enter now. People forget it exists...and only one known way in or out.”

 

“I’ve been waiting for ten minutes,” I heard Yumi from the shadows.

 

“Who’s there!” Jiraiya startled.

 

Yumi stepped out from a shadow. “We were built for the shadows.”

 

“And in the shadows we remain.” I answered.

 

“I hope that is a password and not an old ROOT mantra,” Itachi said. “Because that was quite sinister.”

 

“Danzo was a dramatic asshole. He had many...most included tree root symbolism, how we were the foundations of the village... Blah blah,” I replied.

 

“Don’t forget his loyalty pledge...his narcissism knew no bounds,” Yumi reminded me, and I shivered.

 

“Fuck that. That will never leave my lips again as long as I live.”

 

“As nice as it is to see you, Yumi, what are you doing here?” Itachi asked, amicably.

 

“Erena bribed me. Apparently her life is in jeopardy?” He shrugged. “She wouldn’t tell me any more.”

 

Itachi snapped his head to me. “Your life in in jeopardy? You never mentioned any danger.”

 

“I’m about to invoke the Shinigami...did you think this would be a walk in the park?”

 

“What...stop. You are going to invoke the Shinigami? That’s impossible!”Jiraiya said in disbelief.

 

“People need to stop over using that word. It’s not impossible, but improbable...However, as I’m about to prove, it’s possible, probable and really remarkably easy.”

 

“Why are you about to invoke the Shinigami? What’s your endgame?” Shikaku asked.

 

“To beat Kabuto at his own game...anything he can do, I can do better...I refuse to summon Madara, but we can get information on him, or even gain allies.”

 

“You mean to reanimate the past Hokage!”

 

“Bingo...but slight snag is that they dwell in the Shinigami’s stomach. Therefore, I gotta make him chop ‘em out.”

 

“Summoning the shinigami is dangerous. The only true way the the Reaper Death Seal, and you would end up trapped yourself,” Jiraiya said.

 

“The Uzumaki knew more about sealing than we’ll probably ever know,” I said. “They had ways around it.” I brought out a scroll and released it. “An Uzumaki mask...I don’t know how, but some genius managed to link the Shinigami to this. Technically the mask acts like a remote control...it’ll only work for a short time, but if I put it on, I can release the Hokage and then summon them. I have the remaining Zetsu, which I plan to use as the vessels for the reincarnation.”

 

“What do you need me for?” Yumi asked, confused.

 

“Between releasing the Hokage and resurrecting them, I may become...incapacitated. I need you to make sure I: A- don’t die, and B-stay conscious and continue working. I only have a small time frame or the Shinigami may seize them again.”

 

“And if it’s a choice between option A or B?”

 

“Option A, obviously. I don’t have a death wish.”

 

“I do wonder, sometimes.” He rolled his eyes. “I see why you offered the two weeks holiday now.”

 

I winced. Maybe I should have offered three?

 

With everyone up to speed, I did a bit more prep work. Timing issues expected, I set up the Resurrection jutsu so I just needed to activate it when the time came. I made a few mild changes from the original, and Kabuto’s abomination...I would allow them full control, except I could unsummon if necessary. They could also unsummon themselves. Their appearance would be like that of someone alive, and no one could take control of them. At all. This was a mind control free zone.

 

As I put the Shinigami mask on and sent some chakra through it, I gasped as I suddenly felt a chilling cold. It permeated deep into my soul. Then came a crash of emotions, and they were not kind.

 

“Holy shit,” I heard Yumi state, as a ghostly figure appeared behind me.

 

The Shinigami was mad. Mad mad. Like, he was so mad I would have probably feared for my life if he didn’t have his own set of rules to follow. The mask linked me to this spirit, but I also got a faint glance into him as well.

 

He was driven by his duty, and had no concept of morality at all. There was no right or wrong. He was annoyed by mortals, but also found them entertaining. And vengeance was very present on his mind...he loathed being summoned (hence why he always consumed his summoner), and what I was doing was even worse in his book. I could feel tendrils creeping out trying to find me...

 

The legends weren’t completely correct. The mask didn’t give you full control of the Shinigami; it only allowed a taste. He was more powerful than a mask could hope to contain. If I wasn’t quick, he would override this, and grab me along of the ride.

 

Concentrating, I forced his hand to move. His arms acted like a shadow of mine- he was a puppet and I was the puppeteer. I brought them down, and opened his stomach using his claws. He didn’t feel pain, but I did.

 

“Fuck.” I gasped, as I felt a wound form in the same place...he caused this. It didn’t need to happen but he was never letting this go unmarked.

 

“Erena!” Yumi came rushing forward, despite the Shinigami behind me, and started on his work.

 

Without further ado, I ripped the mask off and broke the link. I threw it on the floor far away from me. The coldness started to recede, but I could feel a lingering promise from the Shinigami - he would remember this.

 

I think I finally felt true fear. My only comfort was that he was on a very different plain of existence...but should he even be summoned back here, and I was present, all bets were off. And it wasn’t just my life, it was my eternal soul...Why did these things never come with a clear warning?

 

I pushed back Yumi and stumbled to the seal I had already prepared and activated it.

 

I hadn’t actually witnessed the initial Resurrection process before, and it was pretty vile. The Zetsu clones looked like they were turning into dust, and then shifted. I knew Kabuto used alive and awake people for this - it looked excruciating.

 

I collapsed back slightly and Yumi continued to heal me. The blood had already stopped, but it wasn’t healed over yet. A few moments later he stopped. “The skin is closed but it won’t fully disappear. There’s an obvious mark.” he frowned, annoyed at himself.

 

“I guess spiritual wounds don’t heal that fully? It would be too easy” I whispered and looked down. “Doesn’t look terrible, it only looks like a deep scratch.”

 

“I’m sorry, but it’s going to scar.” He looked frustrated. I knew he took pride in his work. He was usually impeccable and never left any evidence.

 

“It’ll be a badge of honour.” He helped me stand up, and took me over to a ledge to lean on.

 

I was all but forgotten as the others watched the Hokage form. I’m not going to lie, excluding the Sandaime, they were a pretty attractive looking bunch. The books and Hokage mountain did not do them justice. Or maybe I just had a thing for armour? That was something to explore later.

 

“Itachi? You have summoned us to the world of the living?” The Sandaime said, looking at him.

 

“Someone must have reversed the Reaper Death Seal. It should be impossible,” Minato commented. Again with the impossible word...

 

“Who is this Uchiha? And who are they to use the Resurrection jutsu so lightly?” The Nidaime said in anger.

 

“This is Uchiha Itachi. He was my trusted advisor, and now the Godaime Hokage- it appears,” Hiruzen said, fondly.

 

“An Uchiha as Hokage! I never thought I’d see the day! How extraordinary!” The Shodaime said with a laugh.

 

“Wait!” Minato clicked his fingers. “You’re Mikoto’s boy!” Itachi nodded. “She must be so proud!”

 

Itachi smiled. “Thank you. She is.”

 

“Why have we been summoned? I do not sense a battle,” the Nidaime said.

 

“I apologise for interrupting your afterlife, however there is a problem at hand that we require assistance with. I hope you are willing to help us,” Itachi said, acting ever the diplomat.

 

“We are soon to face an enemy you are familiar with, and information is vital to our success in keeping the village safe,” Shikaku added.

 

“Well, who is this mysterious enemy?” The Shodaime asked.

 

“Does Orochimaru have anything to do with this?” Hiruzen asked.

 

“Orochimaru is dead...and with no possibility of being Ressurected,” Itachi confirmed.

 

“I am glad he is finally at rest. Was your battle hard?”

 

“Ah. I can claim no part in his demise,” Itachi said.

 

“Yo!” I gave a small one figure salute from the sidelines. “And no, piece of cake. How did you even have a problem?”

 

“Nakahara?” He said incredulously. “Itachi, you are working with her? This cannot end well.”

 

I narrowed my eyes and was about to clap back, when Itachi raised a hand to stop me.

 

“Hiruzen, I ask you to stop. Erena is my trusted advisor, and has never shown any disloyalty towards Konoha despite the numerous grievance against her. I will not tolerate any negativity towards her. Were it not for her, you would still be resting within the Shinigami- even when you are dismissed, you will finally be able to rest in peace.”

 

“Itachi...she cannot be trusted-“

 

Oh, fuck that.

 

I teleported in front of the Sandaime, grabbed his collar, then teleport again, but changing position and I slammed him onto the ground on his back.

 

“Erena, stop,” Itachi said calmly.

 

“Who is this to show such disrespect to a Hokage?” The Nidaime growled.

 

Shikaku sighed and rubbed his bow. “I should have placed a bet on this happening.”

 

I let the Sandaime go and glared. “Watch yourself, you hypocritical prick. Your secrets are out, so there’s no point hiding behind your false platitudes. If you even think my name, I will unsummon you faster than you can blink. The only reason you are here is because Itachi insisted...I would have been quite happy to leave you to rot in the Shinigami forever.”

 

“Erena?” Minato said. “You’re the summoner?” He blinked. “It was fuuinjutsu this whole time!?”

 

I laughed. “I told you...my lips are sealed.”

 

“I can’t believe I didn’t guess...but you were only a child.”

 

“I started when I was three,” I said sheepishly.

 

“THREE?!”

 

“I’m sorry, what is going on here? And who is this?” The Shodaime asked.

 

“Hi!” I said with a grin, holding out my hand to shake his and then the Nidaime’s. “I’m Nakahara Erena, huge fan, by the way- the way you united the clans and formed the village and stuff? Outstanding...I’m just Itachi’s general dogsbody. Oh, I brought welcome packs!”

 

I opened up a sealing scroll and handed files to everyone.

 

Itachi raised an eyebrow at me as he accepted his. “When did you do this?

 

“Last night. Couldn’t sleep. Excited...plus I like files.”

 

Shikaku snorted. “She did the same when ROOT was disbanded.”

 

“Helps the process and keeps everyone on track, you know?”

 

“This says Uchiha Madara is going to be resurrected?” The Shodaime said with a frown, as he read the first page.

 

“Madara?” the Nidaime said, trying to read further down.

 

“Brother, you’re so slow at reading!” the Shodaime chortled.

 

“Shut up!”

 

“Why don’t we take this to one of the briefing rooms?” I suggested. “I think briefing room five still has a table inside?”

 

Yumi nodded. “It does. I explored before you got here.”

 

As we walked through the halls, Minato looked around. “What is this place? Are we in Konoha?”

 

“This is the old ROOT headquarters. We’re underground, next to the main reservoir,” I offered.

 

“ROOT?” he frowned. “But I ordered it disbanded. There was no place for such an organisation in Konoha.”

 

“Well, Bastard McPrickface over there,” I jabbed my thumb towards Hiruzen. “Allowed his BFF to reinstate it...it’s reason number one I hate the guy.”

 

“What is ROOT?” The Nidaime asked.

 

“It’s all in the welcome pack- I included a brief history of Konoha to keep you up to speed. Section nine, page fifty two, parts one to three...I didn’t go into detail, but the ANBU archives hold a copy of my original document, should you wish to see. I’ve stated the location for ease.”

 

We sat down at the conference room and Itachi and Shikaku explained our current predicament. I sat there and clarified a few facts, when necessary, but this wasn’t my playing field. It was funny how out of place Yumi looked, and he was clearly trying not to react when certain things were discussed - as a medic, he was kept totally out of the loop.

 

It was interesting to see how the Hokage processed the information. Shodaime was insightful, but tried to find a joke in everything... I liked him immensely. He was like that silly uncle who shows up at family reunions...you think he’s a clown until you find out he’s some super important member of government.

 

The Nidaime was...spicy. He punched a wall at some point, and the Shodaime just laughed and told him to calm down. I’m guessing it was a frequent occurrence? It almost reminded me of when Itachi told me to behave, but the Shodaime had more humour and less exasperation. The hatred the Nidaime had for Madara was intense, and he was willing to help in any way.

 

As much as I hated the Sandaime, he was also incredibly knowledgable. I was going to have to stay away from him, or I could not promise I wouldn’t let my anger out (every time he spoke I felt my eye twitch).

 

And Minato...he was actually surprisingly quiet about a lot of things, and read through the rest of the file as we talked. He would interject with his opinion, but otherwise kept a thoughtful expression. As he didn’t personally know Madara, he had little to add in at this point.

 

“I think we should find this Kabuto and kill him before any plans come to fruition,” the Nidaime said. “It would be better to stop him before Madara appears.”

 

“Unfortunately he is elusive,” Shikaku said. “We have heard nothing from him in over a month, and he evades our patrols and spy network.”

 

“The only lead we have is the cavern system,” Itachi said. “Neither our parties or foreign teams have been able to make much progress. We plan to send in the Kazekage soon- his sand may be of assistance for mapping and avoiding the security measures in place.”

 

“The Kazekage?” Nidaime said. “Why would he help?”

 

“Section four, page eighteen,” I said. “A brief history of the Allied Nations- it’s birth and current status.”

 

“The nations are united!” Shodaime laughed. “So war is a thing of the past?”

 

“Unless you count our current concern, yes,” Itachi said. “We work closely and meet frequently. If there is any tension or disagreements a neutral party will step in to mediate. So far, there have been no major concerns.”

 

“It says the Kazekage is a Jinchuriki? And the Mizukage....have the prejudice against them resolved?” Minato asked.

 

I smiled at him. “Almost...it’s taken time, but the animosity isn’t quite there anymore. Civilians are harder to change, but Naruto’s sorting that all on his own. I don’t bother interfering anymore...check the recent report on the attack on Konoha. He’s quite impressive.”

 

Yumi gave me a strange look and whispered, “Why would he care about Naruto?”

 

“He’s his son...obviously. God, it’s like the most obvious thing in the world. Don’t you have eyes?”

 

“Sorry, I’ve been too busy patching up the village to care about family trees.”

 

“Is he in the village now?” Minato asked.

 

“No, but he should arrive in a few days. I recalled him...I believe Killer B will be resuming his training here,” Itachi said.

 

“Killer B?” Both Minato and I said, but in very different tones. Mine was excited, his was shock. Minato gave me a funny look.

 

“Alliances and friendships change things,” Itachi said. “There are many changes you may find surprising - I encourage you to explore them.”

 

“Explore them? You mean you aren’t going to unsummon us?” Shodaime asked.

 

“The jutsu was not designed for long term resurrection,” Nidaime said.

 

“I made a few changes, I hope you don’t mind,” I explained. “There’s still a lot to ask you. And in all honestly, having a hand wouldn’t be a bad thing? Should you wish to rest, you have the capability to unsummon yourself at any time- there is a tag on your chest and you just need to focus chakra to break it. But we would appreciate help with the strategy and fighting. You have direct experience with Madara, and you can never be too prepared.”

 

“I for one would love to see the new Konoha! What do you think, brother?” Shodaime said, excited.

 

“I think this is a gross misuse of the purpose of Impure World Resurrection,” he huffed, folding his arms.

 

“Have you always been such a Debbie Downer?” I said and immediately regretted it. It was actually quite rude, and I actually respected the man.

 

The Shodaime laughed. “All his life! Ignore him, though. We would love to stay.” He nudged him playfully with his elbow and received a stern glare.

 

“Excellent,” Itachi said. “Shikaku and Erena can go through everything. Unfortunately, I have other things I need to attend to...There will be another War Council tomorrow, and it would be interesting if you could attend. Jiraiya, can you make another Interface scroll?”

 

“Of course. Have you told the other Kage yet?”

 

“Ah, no...” Itachi winced. “An oversight, but I’m sure they will excuse the haste.”

 

“I can send them correspondence, if you like?” I offered.

 

Shikaku snorted. “We want to diffuse the situation, not escalate it.”

 

“I will handle it,” Itachi said with a humoured smile. I felt like I was being personally attacked. I can be plenty diplomatic, thank you.

 

Itachi and Jiraiya left, and Yumi with them to show them out of the maze of headquarters (I think he wanted an excuse to leave). Shikaku and I were going through a basic rundown of the village and other material within the information I had given. While they stayed, they would have a place within the Hokage residence unless they wished otherwise. They would be given free rein to do as they wished, but we advised that the general populace be kept unaware of their presence.

 

“It’s totally up to you, but I’ve placed Appearance Modifying tags in the back of your hand outs. They’re subtle, but just enough to avoid suspicion. You’re kinda famous, so walking around as you are will probably raise a few heads.”

 

They examined the tags. “What of those with the Byukagan?” Nidaime asked. “They will see through these.”

 

“Totally Doujutsu proof...on the second layer you’ll see there’s a visual bypass mechanism, so-“

 

“It interferes not only with light refraction, but transmits to the visual cortex.” The Nidaime raised his eyebrows. “This is impressive.”

 

“They’re just a bit of fun.” I shrugged.

 

“Are you the villages Fuuinjutsu master?” He asked.

 

“That’ll be Jiraiya-sensei,” Minato said. “He was my teacher.”

 

Shikaku smiled. “I think you’ll fine Erena exceeded his skill long ago...he provides more of a tactical and leadership role with the current issues. He helps run the front line.”

 

Minato looked surprised and gave me an assessing look. “Just how good are you?”

 

“Um..” I felt a little nervous under his gaze. “I technically had the skill of a master at seven?”

 

“Seven years old? But who taught you? I never saw you with anyone other than your parents.”

 

I shrugged. “Books? Scrolls? I read a lot.”

 

Minato looked like he wanted to ask more, but Shikaku interrupted and requested that we carry on. We still had a few things to cover, even if the day was young. As we finished, Shikaku offered to send someone to act a tour guide. The Sandaime declined, stating he knew his village and wished to see his family. Shikaku offered to go with him, for the explanations, and I offered to stay with the others as Tour Guide Barbie for a while since the Sandaime wasn’t going to be there.

 

Appearance Modifiers in place, we headed to the streets, and Shikaku and Hiruzen veered off towards the Sarutobi’s compound. The Shodaime was like a little hyperactive child, and was hopping around pointing at everything.

 

“Look at the mountain! They captured your glare perfectly, brother!”

 

“Is that a Mist shinobi? Hello!”

 

“Look at these fruit? They must be from Suna!”

 

“Oh, a book shop! I want to see if they have anything on me!”

 

The Nidaime was getting irritated. “Behave yourself. You’re acting like a child!”

 

“But look! They even have erotic novels! So publicly available!” He grabbed one and opened it, flicking through the pages.

 

“Not that one, it’s pure smut.” I said. “I’d recommend The Dalliance of the Daimyo series, and Forbidden Fruits...top tier.”

 

He nodded excitedly and went to look through the shelves.

 

“Mah, you never told me about them, Erena. I feel left out.”

 

“That’s because you’re a philistine who still thinks Jiraiya’s porn is exceptional. Why waste my breath when you won’t appreciate it?”

 

Kakashi had appeared out of no where and was leaning against the shelves lazily.

 

“Kakashi!” Minato exclaimed. “You’ve grown!”

 

Kakashi raised his brow. “Do I know you?”

 

I grinned and clapped my hands. “Kakashi? Guess what?”

 

He sighed. “This is going to give me a headache, isn’t it?”

 

I ignored him. “I may have done a thing.”

 

“You do many things...none of which I enjoy.”

 

The Nidaime snorted. “I understand that sentiment.”

 

“Hey!” The Shodaime scolded, still looking through the books.

 

“Kakashi, it’s me- Minato!”

 

Kakashi’s face slacked and he looked from Minato to me, then the other Hokage behind me.

 

“Appearance Modifiers,” I shrugged.

 

“And those are?”

 

“Yup!”

 

He sighed and looked to Minato. “It’s good to see you, Sensei.” He said warmly.

 

Minato came over and hugged Kakashi, who tensed at the motion. “You look good! We need to catch up-“

 

“Hey, Bakashi! You lied, they don’t have any wire. Their stuff is too thick! Oh, hey Erena!”

 

“Obito?” Minato went tense and he looked beyond perplexed. “But you...I don’t understand?”

 

“Er...hello? What’s going on?” Obito greeted, but was incredibly confused.

 

I blinked. “Oh...shit...” I activated a privacy seal quickly. “Perhaps we should take this outside? A bookshop’s not exactly the best place for this.”


 

It was an awkward conversation. I huddled everyone into the nearest cafe and set up a million security seals. I explained Obito’s past, while Minato kept silent. Obito looked nervous and mortified. He would probably have disappeared if Kakashi hadn’t forced him to stay.

 

Considering that Obito had technically been the one responsible for the Nine-tails attack and the death of Minato’s wife, and his, this would probably end quite badly. The Nidaime was seething upon hearing about everything.

 

“Why is he allowed within the village? He is a traitor. He should be expelled, or imprisoned!”

 

“That was the Sandaime’s call,” I said. “But there’s a saying that goes ‘keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.’ I personally think it fits well for this scenario. And Obito has shown no sign of concern since initial integration. In fact, he’s gone out of his way to make amends. Without him here, we’d never have realised the role Madara played.”

 

“I knew the Uchiha cannot be trusted. This is just further evidence.”

 

“Calm down, brother. The Godaime is an Uchiha and we should give them our respects.”

 

“The village sentiment regarding the Uchiha is no longer what it was,“ I said. “That kind of prejudice is over with. I know it’s hard to see past a lifetime of hate, but things are far more progressive. Please try and give it a chance.”

 

“It’s more than just an opinion. The Curse of Hatred-“

 

“Not that crock of shit again?” I huffed. “I only heard about it yesterday and I’m already over it. Itachi has promised me it’s being looked into - with an impartial mental health professional.”

 

Minato looked surprised. “Fugaku is allowing others into the clans business? That seems unlikely.”

 

“Erena forces herself into everyones business,” Kakashi offered. “And she and Fugaku have a very strange relationship...from what I’ve seen, she says jump and he says how high.”

 

“That’s totally inaccurate,” I said. “He just respects my opinion...unlike some people.” I glared at him.

 

“The only thing I respect about you is your Sanma Shioyaki. Otherwise you’re all hot air.”

 

“You’re such an asshole-“

 

Minato and the Shodaime started laughing. “I’m so happy you made friends, Kakashi!” Minato said. “I thought you would be a surly little beanpole forever.”

 

Obito chuckled, “He still is, he just withholds most of his bastardness until the right moment.”

 

I snorted. “Yea, usually for my benefit.”

 

The table went quiet for a minute. “Look...this is like super awkward and I’m allergic to awkwardness, so maybe Minato and Obito should have a private chat? I’ve been super responsible and done a lot of adulting today and I don’t have the emotional intelligence for dealing with this kind of shit.”

 

Kakashi nodded. “I’m going to bow out, too. Too much effort.”

 

“Usually you just fuck off...how come they at least get a warning?”

 

“I like them. You? Not so much.”

 

“Screw you.”

 

“Wait,” Minato interjected. “Are you two...in a relationship? I’m definitely detecting tension.” He looked between the two of us.

 

“Yes, yes!” Shodaime nodded. “I see that, too!”

 

Obito started laughing at mine and Kakashi’s expression. “I wish I had a camera!”

 

“There is no kind of relationship between us,” Kakashi said stiffly.

 

“Are you sure?” Minato teased. “Maybe there should be?”

 

I choked on my own spit. “I’m sorry, I almost vomited a little in my mouth...he’s my boyfriends best friend, and sons godfather. Let’s leave this chat at the door, please.”

 

Minato grinned. “Kakashi is a godfather! That’s fantastic!”

 

I sighed. “Maybe we should leave the tour for another day? Or should I just leave you with these two, Minato? Got any plans, Kakashi?”

 

He gave a gentle shrug. “Nothing that can’t wait.” He was trying to be nonchalant but I wasn’t buying it.

 

“Fine...Itachi requested them back in a couple hours...five PM...and be on time, yea?”

 

He shrugged again. “No promises.”

 

“Whatever...” He would be late. I turned to the Shodaime and Nidaime. “There’s not much left, but I can show you around the Hokage tower and the archives after.” I figured they’d likely make base there, so that would be a good place to head.

 

The rest of the tour was basic. The Nidaime seemed particularly interested in the library - a man after my own heart. He wanted to have a look at how it had progressed. As they wandered through the shelves, I spotted TenTen at a desk scribbling furiously.

 

“Watcha got there?” I asked her, and she jumped.

 

“I never saw you there!” She said. “Oh, um, just an idea...it’s not ready yet.” She seemed nervous and was trying to hide her papers away.

 

“No, no...let me see.” I grabbed a paper she hadn’t quite hidden yet. “This is...what is this?”

 

She sighed. “I wanted to combine fuuinjutsu into a weapon. But wanted to make it my own, you know?”

 

“Holy Mjolnir,” I said. “You’re onto to something alright.” Precious little TenTen was effectively designing Mjolnir. “What’s the specification? Objectives?”

 

“Oh, um!” She went bright red. “Well...the seals would make it more durable and easier to use- increase aerodynamics and shock absorption for the user. And I wanted it to pack a punch? Maybe amplify the force applied.”

 

“Good, good. What else?” I said, looking at the rest of the paper.

 

“Maybe have a recall? But I haven’t figured that out. And then I need to combine it all...”

 

I started scribbling. “These scrolls will help you out. They’re in the jounin section, but I’ll speak to Jun, and he’ll allow you access. If there’s any problems, just mention me...he’s trying to poach me from the Hokage Tower, bless him...anyway...Don’t limit yourself there. What about making it an attack absorber for some ninjutsu? Oh, and a store and conduit for lightning or wind attacks...” I looked up and saw her staring at me. “I’ll stop now. This is your baby. And it’s going to be super cool.”

 

“No, thank you!” She said excited. “Those are really good ideas!...but what about the seal placement? I can’t make a weapon out of paper.”

 

“Find a good blacksmith, one that specialises in etching. Either get them to teach you, or get them to place it if you trust them enough. Ask Neji who the Hyuuga use - their ceremonial blades are usually super pretty.”

 

Her eyes widened. “Thanks! I never thought of that.”

 

“No problem. Any worries, let me know. I’m actually ridiculously excited to see what you come up with.” I grinned.

 

After that she scarpered off to get the scrolls, and I sat and read over her progress so far, and made a couple of small corrections.

 

“We are done here,” the Nidaime said, gruff as always. “What is this?” He said, picking up TenTens work.

 

“Just something my apprentice is designing. She’s away to get material to research- shall we go?”

 

“It’s an interesting concept,” he said, screwing up his eyes. “But she’s lacking the foundation. The seal will never work.”

 

“I know...but I want her to figure that out herself. If I spoon feed her the answers she’ll never learn. I’ve told her the scrolls to read- she’ll sort it out.”

 

The Shodaime looked at me cocking his head. “What is it that you do, exactly? You claim you are the Fuuinjutsu master, but that doesn’t explain your relationship with the Uchiha or encyclopaedic knowledge of the village...and you state you killed that Orochimaru person who summoned us before?”

 

“Indeed...you are abrupt but also command a lot of respect. You are a contradiction.”

 

“A contradiction? I like that. I’m stealing it.”

 

“Erena! I knew I saw you here!” It was Jun, the head librarian. “Hello!” He greeted the others. “Sorry to disturb, but I’m in a bit of a bind. The Logistics office want a copy of the village foundations in the merchants district and I can’t find them anywhere!”

 

“First floor, it’s in the architecture section. Second row...it’s the original blueprints, that enough?”

 

“Yes, thank you!” He bowed.

 

“Oh, and there’s a Chuunin called TenTen working on a Fuuinjutsu project- would you mind if she had access to the jounin sections?”

 

“Oh, no absolutely! I’ll make a note for the others! Have a good day!” He ran off quickly.

 

“You have a photographic memory,” The Nidaime said, looking a bit surprised.

 

“That’s a simplification, but yes.”

 

“Wait! No you don’t!” The Shodaime looked excited. “You’re part of the Kokoro clan!” He whacked the Nidaime. “A shinobi with the Kioku Meiro!”

 

“Is this true?” He frowned in thought.

 

I waved a hand back and forth. “So-so. No to the first, yes to the second.”

 

“This is extraordinary!” The Shodaime seemed excited. “And in Konoha! I have so many questions!”

 

“It would explain your proficiency in Fuuinjutsu at such a young age,” the Nidaime said thoughtfully. “I would expect your knowledge of ninjutsu is also impressive?”

 

“It’s...not bad.” I said, feeling a bit awkward. “In the nicest possible way, there’s far more exciting things than me here. We should head off.”

 

I hurried them away and to the Hokage Tower. The entire way, the Shodaime was hounding me with questions. The Nidaime also seemed to have loosened up a little, and wasn’t treating me as gruffly. I suppose back in their day it was still an active Kekkei Genkai, but it was still weird. I did get a little annoyed, which the Shodaime laughed off, and explained they’d never met anyone with my Kekkei Genkai with any inclination to be a shinobi...he made me sound like a unicorn.

 

It turned out they were massive nerds, which I loved. While I had a cheat to get to my knowledge, they spent their time in study and practice. It was interesting to see- if Shisui or Kakashi actually gave a shit, they could probably reach their god-like levels of power... Itachi, too, but he was too busy. I never would- my taijutsu was average, and my chakra levels were pitiful compared to most. I only managed due to my level of control...I had no interest in working on increasing my levels...so, meh.

 

The Sandaime was already present and talking with Itachi when we arrived. Itachi actually looked fairly annoyed by whatever they were speaking about. The Sandaime, too, looked embarrassed.

 

Itachi frowned at me. “You lost the Yondaime?”

 

“Kakashi and Obito happened...sorry.”

 

He sighed. “I suppose we should get comfortable. Any bets on how late they will be?”

 

“Not terrible...I think Obito’s going to be on his best behaviour.”

 

His face dropped in realisation. “I did not think...”

 

I shrugged. “It was awkward. Anyway...do you still need me? I have things to do and people to see.”

 

He waved me off. “No, thank you. You’ve done quite enough for the day.”

 

“Wait! I have one more question!” The Shodaime asked.

 

I sighed. “Go on.”

 

“What is three thousand seven hundred and fifty three multiplied by twelve thousand four hundred and four?”

 

“Forty six million five hundred and fifty two thousand two hundred and twelve...was that supposed to be hard?”

 

He grinned. “Just another thing I wanted to check.”

 

“You call that maths? You know, the centre of my house is one thousand and twenty three point four meters away, thirty degrees north and sits at three hundred at two meters above sea level. Taking those stats, and factoring in my mass, speed of light and gravitational pull, I can calculate the necessary chakra requirement for translocation. That is maths.”

 

“What do you mean?” He said.

 

“Instant teleportation. See you tomorrow!”

 

I appeared home and immediately collapsed on the sofa.

 


 

 

It was almost three in the morning, when I was woken up by voices downstairs. My father was still based in the livingroom, and the voices were soft so I didn’t bother getting up to see what was going on.

 

Twenty minutes later the bedroom door slid open, and I turned around to see Gai enter.

 

“I apologise for waking you. I just returned from the mission.”

 

I yawned. “Mmm, s’okay. Any problems?”

 

“Minor scrapes. There are some ill informed parties who are against the Alliance and they have formed a small resistance. Nothing I and my proud team couldn’t handle.”

 

“Mmm. I know who you mean...I’ll sort it tomorrow. I’ve already got people there.”

 

He chuckled. “Of course you do. Any exciting events happen while I was gone?”

 

“Mmm...a few. Sasuke is an asshole and no longer welcome here or seeing Shinai, and I may have resurrected all the Hokage. Other than that, super boring. Goodnight.” I turned over and shut my eyes.

 

“Are those the ramblings of someone dreaming and half asleep, or did I hear you say you resurrected the dead Hokage?” I ignored him and shuffled deeper into my pillow. “Erena!”

 

Notes:

I have been waiting to write the Shodaime for so-freaking-long!

Chapter 68: Collision arc: part 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ever seen an angry Gai?

 

It’s unnatural and unpleasant. I do not recommend. Especially if you are the cause of said anger.

 

Considering how much of a loud personality he is, his anger doesn’t usually explode unless in a fight. He’s quiet. With me, he gives me the silent treatment and I immediately crumble. I hate it and it’s wrong and it makes me feel weird. But I didn’t think that silent treatment was his method this time.

 

I told him about the Sasuke incident and it didn’t go down well. In all honesty, I almost expected him to give some profound speech to justify Sasuke’s behaviour- he always seemed to want to see the best in people and would talk about their ‘journey to enlightenment’ or something.

 

But no. There are certain lines he will not allow crossed.

 

He felt like Shinai had been deeply betrayed by one of the main people he looked up to, and he took it deeply personal. Using excessive force in the direction of a child was unnecessary and unjustifiable. He was also angry at the explosion towards me, but I didn’t have the vulnerability of a child - and a child who almost worships the ground he walked on.

 

He stated he was going to speak to Sasuke himself, and Kakashi. He accepted Itachi was my avenue, and saw no need to interfere with the discussion we had had- in fact, he seemed pleased of what Itachi had agreed to.

 

He was going to take charge of this and get it resolved immediately, if only for Shinai’s sake. I’d never really seen him take control of situations before in this way, and he was not going to leave anything open for discussion. He was being very commanding.

 

And it was actually kind of hot.

 

Okay, really hot.

 

While he played Alpha Male Maito Gai (as I was now affectionately calling it- he disapproved. He thought he was always alpha male), I would take Shinai until the War Council Meeting- Gai would pick him up before then. I’d largely just be doing paperwork, so he could hang out in my office with me - I’d give him blunted kunai or something so he could use the dartboard that was now in the room.

 

I hefted up my files and messages from reception (there were far more than normal and I even noticed Fugaku had snuck in a few case files without telling me. Rude) while Shinai followed glumly behind me. I hadn’t even made it to the office before a stern looking Hashirama appeared in front of me - appearance modifier free (I guessed the Tower staff had been informed).

 

“You!” He said.

 

“Me?” I replied, very confused. I could feel Shinai tense beside me.

 

“Come with me!” He said, and walked away. I frowned and looked at Shinai with confusion, but he was simply staring at Hashiraima’s leaving figure with a strange look.

 

I gave Shinai a gentle push and walked on. We entered Itachi’s office, where the others were already sitting down, and seemed to be having amicable discussions- which stopped when I entered.

 

“What was that!?” Hashirama demanded.

 

“What?” I asked, still in confusion.

 

He started flapping his arms. “That! You moved in a blink of an eye!”

 

“Oh, you learned the Hiraishin?” Minato asked with a smile.

 

“Well no. I mean yes...I know it...but that wasn’t it.”

 

“What was it?” Hashirama asked again. “There weren’t any seals, at least from what I could see, and your chakra disappeared from the spot, there was no trace.”

 

I shrugged. “Teleportation jutsu? It’s just a matter of physics and chakra application. It’s difficult to put into words, but the formula is effectively like a mental seal? It’s just thought instead of written, and then you apply the necessary chakra.”

 

“A mental seal?” Tobirama frowned. “That’s impossible.”

 

“Improbable,” me and Itachi both said at the same time, and he smirked at me. He totally did that to annoy me.

 

“Fuuinjutsu requires the seal written to manipulate the chakra accordingly. Mental seals are not possible for a reason.”

 

I shrugged. “The teleportation jutsu is different, I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe it’s just my freaky brain? I could easily show you the formula and see what you think. You’d probably manage some basic teleportation, but unless you study maps and geography, you won’t get the same range and I will.”

 

“How exciting!” Hashirama clapped. “This could open a new avenue of Fuuinjutsu, don’t you think, brother!”

 

“The potential applications are limitless,” he said thoughtfully. “It is a pity that the Kokoro clan never took an interest in shinobi life or arts.”

 

“Kokoro clan?” The Sandaime asked with a frown. “Nakahara is not a member of any clan. And if I remember correctly, they were a clan of pacifists and scholars.”

 

“Both of which describe Erena,” Itachi said, giving him an unreadable look.

 

Getting lost in the conversation, I didn’t realise Shinai had left my side and was standing in front of Minato, staring at him with scrunched up eyes.

 

“You’re the Yondaime!” He said accusingly.

 

Minato simply looked at Shinai with amusement, before answering, “You are correct, and who might you be?”

 

“I’m Shinai. And aren’t you supposed to be dead? Are you like my grandfather? Does this mean more dead people are going to come back? I’ve heard you’re really fast, but my fathers the fastest around. My mother could probably beat him in a race though, because she uses her tricks and would cheat, but that’s not a really winning, you know? And you know, you kind of look like Naruto. Especially the hair. Are you an idiot like he is?”

 

Minato looked dumbfounded for a second before he burst out laughing. “Wow, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, huh?” He gave me an entertained look. “You’re very perceptive. But yes, I’m dead but only here for a short period to help the village out. And you know Naruto?”

 

“Yes, he’s an idiot though. He’s supposed to be super strong but he’s loud and says the silliest things.”

 

“Shinai,” I warned. “Be respectful.”

 

Minato chuckled. “It’s quite alright. You never met his mother...it sounds like he’s more than taken after her in a few aspects...wait a second,” he looked to me. “Did he say like his grandfather?”

 

I smiled. “My fathers around. He doesn’t know about you yet, though...he died in the Kyuubi attack, too.”

 

“You make a habit of using Ressurection for your own gain?” Tobiraima asked, frowning.

 

“None of that,” I waved him off. “Itachi can explain, if that’s okay.” I subtlety motioned to Shinai- not wanting to openly discuss Kabuto around him. “Now, I’ll leave you lot to your chats- I actually have work to do.”

 

“The council meeting begins at twelve,” Itachi said, glancing to Shinai too.

 

“Gai will be collecting him in a couple hours,” I assured him. “He just has a few errands to run.”

 

I gave my farewells, and shuffled Shinai into my office. And turned to him.

 

“I have a very important job for you.”

 

“You mean you’re not just going to make me sit in an office all day?” He said with a scrunched up face. Ah, that was why he looked so glum.

 

“Nope.” I grinned. “I’ve got a super secret mission that you’re going to need to use all of your skills for. It’s going to be hard. Think you’re up for it?”

 

“Yes! What mission? You’ve never given me a mission before!” He said, excitedly.

 

“Remember the Yondaime?” He nodded. “He’s due a makeover.”

 


 

 

“Your son is a amazing!” Minato exclaimed when I next saw him. “What have you been teaching him!”

 

I grinned in delight. Shinai took to sabotage like a fish to water. After I explained the mission parameters, he spent a long time thinking before coming up with a plan.

 

I don’t know who had been training him skills in evading detection (I suspected a mix between Gai, Kakashi and Sasuke), but he was able to enter Itachis office, relatively undetected (I spoke with the ANBU on duty and asked for permission. Once I explained, they allowed him access), and promptly used a water jutsu to soak Minato.

 

However, that was only a distraction, as within the waterfall he released tags I had made for him, that stuck on Minato- turning his skin and hair blue.

 

He ran out before he even saw the response, and was currently hiding under my table trying to contain his laughter while a very blue Minato came strolling through, relaxed and acting like it was completely natural to be this colour.

 

“I have no idea what you are talking about. Did something happen?” I asked innocently.

 

He grinned at me. “At least he picked a more flattering colour than you did. I think this one almost matches my eyes.”

 

“It’s only a little off. I couldn’t get the right green balance,” I screwed my nose up, a little annoyed.

 

“You know, I think Hashirama is going to try and steal him later- if he doesn’t choke himself to death with laughter...is that even possible?” He added thoughtfully.

 

“Minato, of course not. You aren’t even breathing- haven’t you noticed?”

 

He went still for a minute. “Huh...that’s really weird, actually. Very strange sensation.”

 

“So...other than warning me of Shinai’s future kidnap, want anything?” I asked.

 

“Well. Would you mind releasing the seals? I’d get them myself, but I can’t actually find them,” he said sheepishly. “And asking the others would be very embarrassing.”

 

I laughed. “Sure, get up.” I went to stand.

 

“Aw, no mother! Don’t be so boring!” Shinai jumped out from the table.

 

“Know when to stop,” I informed him. “But then plan the next attack.” I winked.

 

His mouth made an ‘O’ and then nodded.

 

“Would you mind sharing the joy a little? I’m sure the other Hokage wouldn’t mind a bit of pranking,” he laughed.

 

I shrugged and looked to Shinai. “More victims! Check with me before, okay? I know you like to push boundaries...and nothing permanent, that hurts people or that damages property! It’s only funny if you make everyone laugh.”

 

“This is going to be so cool!” He said looking thrilled. This was actually one of the only things I had showed him he actually showed an interest in. It was kind of nice.

 

“I have a feeling I’m going to regret this...” I sighed, and searched through Minato’s hair for the colour tag- it wrapped itself at the root of some hair.

 

“Erena! Kakashi and I have come to collect Shinai!” Gai said jovially, sliding the office door open, to find me pulling the tag from Minato’s hair. He gasped. “Yondaime-sama!”

 

“Wait, is that Maito Gai?” Minato said. He then looked from Gai to me and back again and laughed. “This actually makes a lot of sense! It’s good to see you.”

 

“Yondaime-sama!” Gai bowed. “It’s a pleasure to see you again! I was informed of your return, but I will admit I thought Erena was talking in her sleep. What a Youthful occasion!”

 

“Talking in my sleep?” I scowled. “I don’t talk in my sleep.”

 

“Mah, considering how much you talk when you’re awake, it wouldn’t surprise me,” Kakashi drawled. “Why were you playing in Sensei’s hair?”

 

“Father! I turned the Yondaime blue!” Shinai exclaimed excited and jumped at Gai.

 

“That would be why,” I said. “Although his hair is super soft. Did you used to use conditioner?” I asked.

 

He laughed. “Just good genetics...Your son is incredibly talented,” he said to Gai. “You should be proud.”

 

“Thank you! He is the epitome of Youth and hard work! His energy knows no bounds.”

 

“And now you’ve introduced him to pranking, Erena?” Kakashi asked, clearly judging my decision.

 

I shrugged. “The original victim has returned, seemed like an appropriate time.”

 

“That’s all I ever was to you? A victim?” Minato said, looking faux-shocked.

 

“You started it, you made me drop my dango!”

 

Minato laughed. “You’re still upset about that?”

 

“I take my dango very seriously. Itachi is worse- be careful,” I warned.

 

Kakashi and Gai took Shinai away, with Gai promising to speak to me later about his discussions. Since Kakashi was with him, it clearly hadn’t gone badly but I was still curious.

 

Minato and I went back to the office, finding it was being set up for the council meeting, interface scrolls being laid out. Minato went off to examine them, with the other Kage, and I saw Kisame standing in a corner glaring.

 

“Hey! What going on, Aquaman? You look extra angry today.”

 

“Did you do this?” He said, glaring at the Kage. “The stench of death in here is unbearable.”

 

“Oh...I didn’t even think,” I said to him. “I’ll make scent suppressors for them, it won’t be hard-“

 

“Don’t bother. I like to know what I am dealing with...I hope this will not become a habit. The dead should stay dead.”

 

I knew he wasn’t very impressed with my fathers presence, but I thought it was more personal related. I had no idea he felt this way about the resurrection jutsu in general, but it shouldn’t surprise me at all. He respected the natural way of things, and this was against it.

 

“Sorry, I know it’s unexpected but it’s necessary - the Shodaime and Nidaime especially, as they can give us huge insight to Madara. I can unsummon them at any point - and they do seem keen to continue their afterlife in peace,” I said. Considering the Nidaimes ire with the jutsu being used at all, he’d high tail it to the Pure Lands faster than you can say ‘dust.’

 

He snorted. “If it will guarantee us victory, then I can see it’s use. But they should leave once they are done...and to warn you, if you ever think of resurrecting me after I die, I will kill you.”

 

“Yes, mother.” I said rolling my eyes. “You know, after this is over, I could look into an anti-resurrection seal for you, since you feel so strongly about it? I’ve never looked much into spiritual manipulation, but I could probably swing it.”

 

He looked at me with narrowed eyes. “I will hold you to that.” I gave him a winning smile while we took our seats. Itachi had asked him along due to his knowledge of Zetsu, and it would look good to include another party from another country. He sat right on the edge of our party, and I sat beside him and Shikaku.

 

Itachi had already sent a message to the other countries informing of the update. He had received no word back, and wasn’t sure is that was a good or a bad thing. He was a little worried, but he didn’t outwardly show it.

 

As the other parties images were projected, there were a few notable parties missing, mainly Killer B, Temari and one of the parties from Iwa. I could have guessed B not being there, but I guess other people had their own things to do.

 

As the meeting began, Itachi started with explaining the situation and giving introductions. Yagura and Gaara were very welcoming, A stayed silent but cordial and Onoki was downright livid- but I don’t think anyone took much notice as he was generally a tiny ball of rage at the best of times.

 

Arguments happened, but they eventually agreed it was for the greater good. Although it started to go tits up again when Yagura suggested making our own undead army, and Onoki demanded for the resurrection jutsu to be shared.

 

“The Resurrection Jutsu is classed as a village secret. It cannot and will not be shared out with our nation. There is a clause on intellectual property in the treaties for this very reason, and I would not expect any other members to share their secrets,” Itachi said.

 

“So it’s a village secret only when it suits you? This is a knowledge that should be available to all!” Onoki demanded.

 

“I agree with Itachi,” A said. “It was developed by one of their Hokage, and I have not heard of this jutsu being performed by shinobi other than those of Konoha. Therefore it lies within the definition of village property. To allow such things to be released sets a dangerous precedent. I know I would like to keep hold of Kumo’s secrets for ourselves.”

 

“And need I remind you that any form of espionage on our villages is forbidden?” Mei said, looking at Onoki with a dangerous glint. “Attempting to gain access to the  scrolls illegally will not be tolerated.”

 

“And a waste of time,” I added. “Since I have not recorded the new seal anywhere, and the originals are sealed within a scroll with a self destruct should anyone attempt to open without permission.”

 

Onoki looked furious and sat down. He had no allies in this battle.

 

“And Yagura, creating an undead army is out of the question. Morality and ethics of raising the dead aside, there is a price to pay on resurrecting, as it requires a living sacrifice.” Itachi explained.

 

“Ah, I see,” Yagura said thoughtfully. “I was not aware of this requirement. I retract my suggestion.”

 

Good boy. It seemed Yagura was definitely putting the reputation of the Bloody Mist behind him.

 

After this, the discussion on the next steps were planned.

 

Having enough of sitting around, and will new tools at out disposal, they decided a full frontal attack on the caves was the best way to proceed. While there hadn’t been much progress on entering so far, each country would send fighters with long range sensing capabilities, with back up, to force a way in. Gaara and Itachi would be making an appearance themselves- Gaara’s sand, and Itachi’s skill in genjutsu would be useful. As a back up, I was to make SOS signalling, and teleportation scrolls should assistance be required.

 

Shikaku and intelligence departments from the other countries would convene to strategise, and attend during the assault. They all suspected that there would be trouble,especially with the amount of resistance encountered on reconnaissance so far. I was to continue any research into the area and inform them of any new developments.

 

Once everything was fully devised, they would be deployed. I suspected it wouldn’t take too long.

 

“While we are here, I must also inform you of a development.” A said, as we were about to break off. “It has come to out attention that there is a new group arising. They are a group of shinobi from multiple nations whom believe the Alliance to be an abomination. Previously, they achieved nothing but small protests however they have been becoming more bold and have attacked several teams in the area.”

 

“It’s being dealt with.” I said. “I have a few people placed in the rebellion groups outside of Kumo and Suna.” I looked to Gaara and nodded. “I will get up to date reports for you. They should be relatively easy to dismantle at their size.”

 

“You knew about this?” Itachi asked.

 

“It wasn’t anything more than a little rag tag group of grumpy men camping and sharing fireside stories before I was missing, but the groups weren’t large enough to gain interest. Clearly they’ve grown. Gai told me of problems last night, and I’ve already sent the missives out this morning.”

 

Nidaime looked at me appraisingly. “Efficient.” I smiled in response.

 

After the meeting ended, we all hung around.

 

“Well! That was very impressive! To have the leaders of the great nations together and discussing concerns as one! I would never have thought it possible!” Hashirama laughed. “It will make everything go much smoother.”

 

The Sandaime nodded. “The dynamic of the Alliance has improved greatly. It was strained when it was first developed, but the sense of equality present was extraordinary.”

 

“We’re all like minded people seeking the same thing...except maybe Onoki,” Itachi laughed.

 

Kisame left, no longer needed, and Shikaku and Jiraiya went to organise a meeting with the tactical branch. The Sandaime left with them to share his expertise. The others would likely join them, but had a few personal things to accomplish before getting wrapped up. Hashirama and Tobirama both wanted to find Tsunade, and Minato went to find my father for now- keen to see him. I gave him my address, but said he’d probably be in training fields with Shisui and Sai somewhere.

 

Left with Itachi, I didn’t dismiss myself quite yet.

 

“Just to inform you, I have asked for the Sandaime not to speak to you, or about you. He attempted to speak with me privately yesterday-initially I thought he would offer apologies but that was not on his mind.”

 

“Can’t say I’m surprised,” I said, and hugged my arms around me. The last thing I wanted was him whispering in Itachi’s ear.

 

“He expressed his concern...but I informed him that I have utmost trust in you, and he will keep his opinion to himself. I explained that whilst I have gratitude for his time as a mentor, his personal feelings towards you have not only damaged you, and also affected our relationship irrevocably. Should he say anything else, I explained he will be immediately dismissed.”

 

I blinked, surprised. “Oh...thanks? I guess?”

 

“Don’t thank me, it’s only a drop in the ocean of what I should have said but this is neither the time nor the place.”

 

I chucked. “True. But still, I appreciate it.”

 

The rest of the day was fairly boring. Being stuck in the office all day, I decided to stretch my legs and walk home. It wouldn’t take long but I could feel the muscles seizing.

 

“You! I have a bone to pick with you!” I turned around and saw an irate Tsunade, semi drunk. “What’s this about me taking on an apprentice? I never agreed to anything.”

 

Oh, that. “Sorry, i still had to speak to you about it but-“

 

“Listen here, I’ll be taking no apprentice! I’m already told Yumi. Don’t think you can speak for me.”

 

“I didn’t mean anything by it, but if -“

 

“I said no! I don’t owe you anymore favours, and you don’t that the right to order me around!”

 

Okay, maybe I shouldn’t have agreed so quickly but I honestly didn’t think she would be this upset. I had planned to speak with her - sober- and explain the situation. She was usually fairly reasonable, and I was sure I could convince her to at least give Sakura some pointers.

 

“I apologise if I overstepped, Tsunade. I was going to discuss things at a later date. You don’t need to do anything. Why don’t we just sit down and have a chat, okay?”

 

She narrowed her eyes at me. “Fine. You’re buying!”

 

We went to a bar and sat down. I bought her sake and waited for her to speak for I did.

 

“Well...explain.”

 

“So...I released the dead Hokage from the Shinigami’s stomach and resurrected them, but suspected I may yet injured so had to bribe Yumi...If he didn’t attend I probably would’ve died, so technically if you agree to take on Sakura I’ll owe you a massive favour?”

 

Her cup paused before it reached her lips. “What?” She hissed.

 

“But like, if you’re too busy with the hospital and bumping uglies with Jiraiya it’s totally cool. I’m sure Yumi won’t actually hold it against me.”

 

She slapped the cup back to the table with such force that the remaining bottle of sake spilled on my lap. “Oh, for fucks sake!” I complained.

 

“Did you say you Resurrected the Hokage?”

 

“Sure...you mean you don’t know? Hashiraima and Tobiraima left to find you hours ago.” I tried smoothing my skirt over but it was definitely ruined.

 

“That’s who’s been trailing me?” She said incredulously. “I thought it was Jiraiya- I told him to leave me alone.”

 

“Oh, trouble in paradise?” I joked. It was one of the worst kept secrets in our circle. Months ago they had gotten drunk and did the horizontal tango...but it happened again and again. It wasn’t a relationship, but whatever makes them happy. Pretty sure Jiraiya was having the time of his life, and I hadn’t heard of him being chased out of any baths recently. Tsunade seemed unaffected, but I’d heard rumours of this broken things at the hospital.

 

“Shut up, you don’t know what you’re talking about,” she snapped.

 

“Hey, no judgement.” I stuck up my hands, grinning. “You do you...but you probably should let them find you, and before you’re drunk off your ass?”

 

She groaned leaning back. “Too late there...fine. I’ll take on Sakura for one month- no more!”

 

“Of course!” She would take her for longer, but that’ll be her decision. “Want me to order you a coffee something?” I offered.

 

“Make it two-I’m too old for this,”

 

“At least you don’t look it!” I chirped and went to the bar. The barman seemed annoyed at the order-or more like the fact I was clearly stopping Tsunade drinking longer.

 

As I waited, another customer ordered a tea. It arrived faster than mine, but as he picked up the pot, he must have burned his hands as the boiling hot contents of the  thing went all over my arm and down my side. I cursed.

 

“Again, really!” Twice in a matter of minutes. What were the odds? My clothes were well and truly ruined now.

 

“Oh! I’m so sorry! I hope I didn’t hurt you!” The man said, flustering over me, and using napkins from the bar to try and dry me. When he touched the skin of my arm the burns flared-clearly it was hotter than I thought.

 

“It’s fine!” I said, taking a step back. “Just don’t be a clumsy moron in future, yea? Ever heard of a tray?”

 

I rolled my eyes at him, before grabbing the coffees and gave them to Tsunade.

 

“Here. I’m heading off. My arm is burned to fuck and my clothes are extra ruined now. I hope you have happy family reunions,” I said, in a bad mood. She tried to offer to heal but I waved her off. Her time was better spent sobering up.

 

I appeared home in a second, only to find my livingroom packed with people. Minato and my father were sitting on the sofa, while Gai, Kakashi and Shinai were on the floor. My house wasn’t that big, so it was borderline ridiculous.

 

“Gentlemen,” I greeted. “Enjoying your circle time?”

 

“You’re home!” Shinai came over and went to hug me, but I stopped him.

 

“Uh-uh. Hands?” He frowned and showed me his open hands. “That was too easy- turn it over.” He had stuck a tag with chakra to the back of his hands- I took it and examined it. “Gai! You’ve been in my stores again! Come on! Minato is right here! Abuse his skills.”

 

Gai grinned but shrugged. “Who am I to suppress such a Youthful new interest? He has shown much enthusiasm. And I will admit, the idea to ask Yondaime-same did not cross my mind.”

 

Minato laughed. “There’s always next time.”

 

“Mah, Erena...since you are standing, would you mind making me a cup of tea?” Kakashi asked.

 

I blinked at him. “What am I, your servant? That’ll be a no from me,” I said.

 

“Ah, do not worry! I will make it! I was going to have a drink anyway,” Gai said, about to get up.

 

“Sit down,” I sighed. “Fine, I’ll get it.”

 

“What a good housewife you are,” Kakashi drawled, and I flipped him a middle finger as Shinai wasn’t paying attention. The others all laughed at my annoyance as I stomped over.

 

“You know, I probably got second degree burns from tea spilled on me and now this treatment? I’m having the worst day-eek!”

 

As I stepped into the kitchen, I hit an invisible wall. Not only that, it had some kind of recoil and I went flying back to smack against the wall, banging my head hard. I fell to the ground a little dazed.

 

“Erena!” I heard a call, before Gai appeared in front. “Are you okay?”

 

I blinked a few times, and realisation hit me. “You asked Minato to help.”

 

He looked a little sheepish and rubbed the back of his head. “We asked Minato for help.”

 

“Whoa! Sorry, Erena! I didn’t expect you to go flying like that!” Minato said apologetically. I stood up and dusted myself off.

 

“It’s fine...might as well add a headache into the mix...” I rubbed the back of my head. That was going to bruise. “I think it’s safe to say you can get your own tea, yea? I’m going for a shower.”

 

I turned around and made my way upstairs without saying anything else. To be honest, my ego felt a little bruised. I can’t believe I fell for that.

 

“Um...Father? Didn’t we-?”

 

“Oh! Erena, stop!”

 

I tripped on ninja wire placed as I stepped on the final step, and fell forward. “Motherfuckers! That’s it! This is a prank free zone!”

 


 

 

Gai’s informed me he was pleased with how the discussion with Sasuke had gone. He would not discuss specifics, but said Sasuke had seen the error of his ways, and was upset by his own actions. He was going to be monitoring him, and checking with Kakashi, until he would allow him any kind of access to Shinai- and stated overall I was to make the final decision. It was nice he had by back.

 

Over the next few days I started receiving scrolls from the Fire Temple in batches. They would come in storage scrolls, I’d read, then return them back, rinse and repeat. There was no useful information on the geography in the area and the caves were not mapped. Chukaku offered to contact the other Temples to see if they held anything of use, but I wasn’t holding out.

 

Sadly, everything he sent me was useless. There was some vague mention about an area in that region being the birthplace of the chakra, but it was a fairy tale mentioned in a fairy tale. Hardly anything to go on.

 

I was onto, what must have been, my fiftieth book or scroll when I was interrupted by Fugaku.

 

“What a sight for sore eyes!” I exclaimed. “Come in! Come in!”

 

Human interaction, yay!

 

“You seem in good spirits,” he said, sitting down.

 

“No, I’m slowly losing my mind and the will to live.” I moaned. “I’m going to give up soon. For once, books and research have let me down. I’m going to file for divorce.”

 

“Perhaps consider a marriage counsellor first.”

 

“I’ll consider it. They were my first true love, after all,” I sighed wistfully. “To what do I owe this visit? I didn’t think you even knew I had a proper office.”

 

While we still continued our shogi matches, they were much less frequent. I would still manage to make my way to the station at least once every couple of weeks, even if only for twenty minutes or so. Never once did he ever come to me.

 

“I need to request your assistance in a matter. Or perhaps one of your undercover agents?”

 

Consider my interest piqued. “Do go on.” I leaned back and regarded him.

 

“There’s been some rumours of dissent in he village in the last few months, mainly since the village started to become more internationally friendly,” he stated. “Prejudice is to be expected, but I have been keeping an eye on it. Over the last few weeks a group has been meeting regularly and it is causing me concern.”

 

I frowned. “I haven’t heard much on the grapevine,” I said. And my grapevine, I meant infiltration corps...we still shared information from time to time...these days it was mainly trivial things like ‘Kojo’s child was born’, and ‘watch the bartender at Soba House, he will water your drinks’.

 

“Your ‘grapevine’ runs in different circles - these are mainly my generation, who fought wars against these countries. That kind of hatred does not quell so easily.”

 

“So what do you need? Someone to attend these meetings?”

 

“Yes, and soon,” he said. “One member drunkenly boasted about a potential attack on the Hokage when in custody for an unrelated charge....now, it could be nothing but talk, but I would prefer not to find out.”

 

“I’ll bet...who are there members, and what information do you have?”

 

Needless to say, I took over this one myself. One, it was in-village. And two, I was horribly bored. I could probably go and help Shikaku or do something else but the Sandaime was around and I preferred to ignore him.

 

Plus, this was what I was made for.

 

I explained my plan to Fugaku, then informed Itachi I was stepping away from the desk periodically each day before I committed bibliocide and never forgive myself. He just rolled his eyes and called me dramatic, but never questioned it.

 

We never told Itachi of the issue, but let ANBU know. It was unlikely to come to anything, but it never hurt to be extra cautious.

 

I also needed a hand from Kisame for this. Minor role, but important. I intended to use him as bait, in a way. Over the next few days I donned an image of a mid forties, heavily scarred shinobi. My character was on volunteer duty, but retired and jaded. I made sure all potential members glanced me in non suspicious areas at least once. I didn’t need them to remember me, per se, but I needed the image of me implanted in their heads so I wasn’t completely unfamiliar.

 

Based on the profiles, I deduced who was likely the main ring leaders or more outspoken. I chose to focus on the likely second or third most important person- going after the top was more obvious. He was a non clan member who lost an ear in the third shinobi war, and held a massive grudge against Kumo...but also had terrible experience with Mist.

 

At the moment, he was placed in a civilian sector, aiding reconstruction. He didn’t go on missions anymore, but had menial in-village roles.

 

I made sure he saw me a few times before I approached. I delivered a message to a close worker, and hung around while I waited for a response. Everyone on shift decided to take a break (I planned the timing), and someone asked if I wanted to join them. As they were talking, smoking,  and drinking (on the job, I’d have to report this when I was done), I joined them (except in the drinking, stating they’d kill me at the command centre, which got a few laughs), they all started their grumbling, and I pitched in. It was remarkably easy to gain their approval- it was all a game of who the biggest asshole was.

 

At that point, Kisame walked into the area with another member of his Team from Mist on a random patrol. As he appeared, I spat on the floor and put a disgusted look on my face.

 

“Whoever allowed this trash in the village needs evaluated,” I sneered. “Or any of this foreign hoard.”

 

I heard a snort. “Not a fan?”

 

“It’s a joke and an insult to what we’ve fought for. At first I tolerated the alliance, but allowing our village to be overrun by scum like this,” I said the word scum loud and audible so there was no doubt Kisame heard it. “It’s disgusts me.”

 

“Couldn’t have said it better myself,” my target said, looking at me appraisingly. “What did you say your name is? You in the Jounin Command Centre?”

 

“It’s Ru...and I’m only running messages while the repairs are on. I’ll likely step back into retirement next week unless they need me.”

 

“Oh, not active anymore?”

 

“Decommissioned,” I spat. A decommissioned shinobi was generally one who was removed from service on mental or disciplinary grounds...either way, it meant a potential extra player for them, who had little boundaries. Normally, a decommissioned shinobi wouldn’t be allowed to assist, even voluntarily, but they weren’t to know.

 

“I believe you have a problem with me,” Kisame said as he came over to the group. He kept his face blank.

 

“No problem, pond scum,” I sneered. “Carry on.” The others chortled behind me. I saw Kisames face darken.

 

“You are nothing but a stain on my shoe. I am here on diplomatic grounds, and you attempt to insult me?”

 

“I don’t attempt to, I do,” I said. “And what’s a wet fish like you going to do about it?”

 

On cue, Kisame reached out and grabbed me by the throat, squeezing hard- we hadn’t discussed this part! Air cut off, I changed my face to one of rage- which wasn’t far off, to be honest. What was he playing at?

 

“Hoshigaki! Put him down!” Neji came running into the area - I didn’t know he was assigned to this section. “What is the meaning of this?” Kisame immediately let me go.

 

“Insults and derogatory comments will not be tolerated,” he said.

 

Neji sighed. “Then report him to his superior. This is not a sparring arena. I will have to report this.”

 

“Do what you wish,” Kisame said with a slight smirk.

 

“I will. Now, if you could please continue with your patrol? I will handle this.”

 

Kisame and the other walked off, while Neji took me aside. After checking I didn’t require healing, he attempted to hand my ass to me. It was actually quite effective, despite his young age. I’d have to congratulate him later. Apparently growing up a tense emo helps with disciplining others later on in. He was medium scary.

 

I returned to the others, with my message to return to command centre, but not before my target approached me and asked if I would join him and a few of this friends for drinks tonight. Bingo. Of course, I accepted.

 

I informed Fugaku of the development, and asked him to place a few officers undercover in the bar- if I could expose them tonight, I would.

 

I had to use a concealment to hide the bruises on my neck from Kisame...they were already pretty dark. I’d get them check by Yumi later, but for now I needed them in place for tonight- this Appearance Modifier allowed physical injury to shine through, making it more realistic.

 

When I got home, I’d hoped to tell Gai I was working late, but he asked if I could take Shinai while he went out with Kakashi, Minato, and my father...he hardly went out except rare occasions with Kakashi or his old team, so I couldn’t exactly say no. It was also weird I wasn’t invited, but, you know, boys night I guess? It was extra weird because it’s not like Minato and my father could drink, but they were fun enough they didn’t really need to.

 

After he left, I took Shinai to the Nara’s. I apologised for the late notice, but I needed a full night baby sitter. I explained the reality to Shikaku and he didn’t even question it. I also warned and apologised about the pranks in advance - Shikaku just laughed and said it would be good situational awareness training for Shikamaru...I didn’t think Shikamaru would see it that way, myself.

 

I entered the bar, and found the group. Every single one looked like an asshole. The epitome of a thug. There were about eight of them, huddled into a corner booth talking. I was waved over and introduced as the idiot the tried to square up to Hoshigaki Kisame (my bruises being shown off as a badge of honour)...they accepted me immediately.

 

To say I felt disgusting sitting with these cretins was an understatement. They were the opposite of the people I had in my life in every way - rude, brash, arrogant and simple minded to fuck. At least two were of jounin rank, and I seriously don’t know how that happened. It must have been field promotions.

 

The sake was flowing but they were all too drunk to realise I was drinking from an empty cup, and the constant smog around- and occasionally partaking- was irritating my already sore throat.

 

I went to the bar to buy a round, and slipped a note to the bartender who would pass it on to the police in the bar. It basically said I was about to steer the conversation so hold on for my signal.

 

I started to interject the conversations with little mentions of Itachi- nothing suspicious, but enough to plant ideas. Over time, their loud voices became hushed.

 

“You know, you’d think having an Uchiha as Hokage he’s be against all this riff raff...we just had to get the soft one.”

 

“Soft? Did you see what he did in the invasion? He’s a freak!”

 

“I’ve heard he was ANBU himself, he won’t be easy...”

 

“Easy for what?” I intercepted, sounding interested and curious.

 

They all looked at each other but the leader gave a nod. “Let’s just say, we think things would be better if a new Hokage were in place.”

 

I raised my eyebrows in surprise. It was genuine. Seriously, guys...a bit of sake and you sing like a little birdie? Are you even Shinobi? “Like who?” I asked.

 

“Anyone...Hokage-sama is too accepting for his own good. We need someone with more paranoia. He’s too young - he didn’t see the wars. He didn’t know what it was like and then he just lets them all waltz right in here?” He spat on the ground.

 

“But what can you do? He’s guarded at all times.”

 

He snorted. “Guards don’t check everything. I’ve got a contact in the hospital who used to hit me up with poisons on mission...lets just say it’s a different type of mission this time.”

 

Two of the other cretins snickered. “He won’t know what hit him...literally!” They started chortling.

 

“So...you plan to poison the Hokage?” I asked. I kept my tone amused. “Decent idea.”

 

“It’s more than an idea. It’s a promise,” the leader said, many cheered to themselves.

 

On cue, I stood up and pretended to trip over my chair leg. A second later, the table was surrounded by Uchiha Police Officers who grabbed the men without a fight.

 

“What a bunch of morons,” I scoffed and turned to the head detective. “They admitted a plan to assassinate the Hokage via poisoning. Three verbally confirmed, however all were aware. I’ll submit my report in the morning.”

 

“You’re a cop!” One of them accused.

 

“Nah, I’d look terrible in their uniform,” I said. “Thank you for your compliance, gentlemen. People like you make my job super easy, it’s appreciated.”

 

“Thank you for your help-that was the easiest sting operation I’ve been part of.” The head detective said. “Should we need you, how do we get in touch?”

 

“Just ask Fugaku. He’ll get me. I hope you get them processed quickly!” I called

 

“Thank you. And thanks for your work.” He bowed and I turned away.

 

The patrons in the bar were all watching the exchange with interest. It’s not every day you see a swarm of police officers descend on a group at a bar. I lazily made my way out which everyone was watching the drama unfold.

 

I left Shinai at the Nara’s and decided to take advantage of an empty house-I showered, made some tea and sat down to read something not assignment related-I couldn’t actually remember the last time I did that.

 

I was in the comfiest pyjamas I owned, blanket draped over me (hiding my neck, but not that it was my intention), and I revelled in the peace.

 

When it was fairly late, I toddled up and lay in bed reading. There was no point in sleeping, as I’d be woken up by Gai coming in.

 

As expected, he fell into the house. I heard laughter as he and my father entered.

 

It sounded like elephants stampeding as my father helped him up the stairs. He slid open my bedroom door, with Gai draped over his shoulder. He grinned wide.

 

“Your boyfriend can drink! I’m pretty sure he should be dead at this point.” He looked thrilled.

 

I snorted as I helped him to the bed. “No, but he’s going to wish he was in the morning. Who’s worse-him or Kakashi?”

 

He grinned even wider. “Definitely Kakashi-Minato dragged him home an hour ago. At least Gai held out until close!”

 

“Another win for him then, he’ll be pleased,” I laughed. Gai turned his head to me and smiled wide before promptly passing out. I sat on the edge of the bed while my father leaned on the doorframe.

 

“Good night?” I asked.

 

“Definitely! You’ve got some good people. Gai and Kakashi together are a hoot!”

 

“They can be,” I agreed. “I hope they didn’t destroy anything.” If drunken challenges were initiated all bets were off.

 

“The bar is still intact!” He promised. “Where’s Shinai? I don’t sense him.”

 

“Taken to the Nara’s. I had some sensitive work I needed done, so dropped him off.”

 

“Fair. I’ll pick him up in the morning-god knows Gai’s going to need his own carer tomorrow.”

 

“Want to take bets on how often he complains about feeling ‘Unyouthful’?” I laughed.

 

“Infinity. He’s already said it in anticipation twice. I’ll head downstairs-goodnight sweetheart.”

 

“Night!”

 

With my father gone, I undressed Gai to his underwear and moved him to a more comfortable position. He stirred and grabbed me, holding me in a firm embrace. I was half on him, and half hanging off the bed.

 

“Wrong time to get clingy...” I complained. I tried to get up but it was impossible. “Gai, can you let me go?” I tried to wake him.

 

“No! I will never let you go!” He said in a petulant manner, still not moving and eyes still closed. If it wasn’t uncomfortable it would have been very cute.

 

“You’re going to have to sometime,” I tried prying one arm at a time but he was too strong. Goddammit!

 

“Never! And soon you’ll marry me and you’ll be mine forever!”

 

I stopped struggling. I’m doing what now?

 

I was about to question him when I heard a deep snore - he had passed out again.

 

Great. (I was still trapped)

Notes:

Some very important things happened in this chapter, even if it seems a bit of a filler! I’ve been trying to make certain things fall like dominoes but it can be quite hard at times...

I also apologise for the delay-I got distracted by writing one of the future chapters, and once inspiration hits I gotta go with it!

Things are going to get cracking on in the next chapter!

Chapter 69: Collision arc: part 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Nagato’s grave has been desecrated.”

 

I sighed. “I think what you meant was: ‘Good morning. Have a nice weekend?’ To which I would have replied, ‘yes, it was lovely thanks. Gai vomited all over the toilet seat but that was my biggest stress. How about you?’”

 

“This is serious.” Itachi looked like he was ready to have an aneurism. I decided to come in early (more like forced- it was that or Gai was dragging me on a training session- I picked the lesser of two evils) to get things done so I could finish early- I could see that wasn’t happening now.

 

Gai’s hangover was of epic proportions, and he remembered absolutely nothing of the night before. I don’t know what he had been drinking, but it wasn’t just sake...he complained and said he’d never drink again...I’d give it until Kakashi issues him a relevant challenge.

 

“Let me guess-his eyes are missing?” I gave him a dry look. “It’s not like we didn’t seal them or anything.”

 

Before his body was returned to Ame, Jiraiya had sealed the rinnegan eyes with the help of the Hyuuga. If removed, they were effectively useless.

 

“Perhaps, but if the sealing can be removed then it could be disastrous.”

 

“Maybe, but we can’t do anything about it now. The perpetrators will be long gone.”

 

“Perhaps. But in the mean time, I want you to look into the full capabilities of the Rinnegan.”

 

I frowned. “Isn’t that Jiraiyas department? He’s actually had first hand experience.”

 

“Research is your department. He’s told me all he knows already,” he replied.

 

I sighed. “Fine...But other than the legends, there’s very little on doujutsu available to the public. Do you think I would be allowed to access the Uchiha or Hyuuga personal libraries?” Things like this were closely guarded, and the clans would hoard the information carefully. It was difficult to find any information on Doujutsu at all.

 

Itachi frowned. “I could speak with my father but the overall decision lies with the elder council. Allowing free access is unlikely, at best it will be supervised...I suspect the Hyuuga will be less open, especially considering your relationship with the Uchiha clan.”

 

I shrugged. “Worth a try...I can head down to see your father myself? I need to sort a few things at the station anyway.”

 

As a peace offering (bribery) I grabbed a coffee for Fugaku en route. While he was a certified workaholic and was always there at the crack of dawn, it didn’t mean he was a morning person.

 

Carefully walking with the two cups (because I was never going to deprive myself), I startled when I found myself wrapped in a tight embrace (and not one I could relate to being Gai).

 

I panicked, and sent a concentrated lightning jutsu from my palm onto my assailants arm, then teleported once I was let go and kicked them in the back of the knees.

 

I didn’t even realise it was Killer B until I finished the kick.

 

“Oh my god I am so sorry!” I cried and ran around to his front.

 

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! Can’t believe you got the drop on me!...That some new moves? You gotta show me sometime! Keeping that secret from me’s gotta be a crime!”

 

I looked at his arm in worry, but thankfully I barely left a mark.

 

I then punched him in the arm. “Don’t grab people like that! Seriously!” I tried to give him a stern look but he just grinned. Oh, fuck it- I grabbed him in a hug.

 

“That’s all I wanted, Little E! Don’t tell me you’ve not missed the Killer B!”

 

“Of course I have, but you’re an asshole and made me spill my coffee.” I looked down at the spilled cups on the floor.

 

“Hey Erena! I heard you were back!” Naruto grinned from beside Killer B. “No more creepy mind control? And I never knew you could kick ass like that, dattebayo!  Back in Ame you were really cool!”

 

“I’m a lean mean ass kicking machine, what can I say?” I smiled. “Say...have you two been to the Tower yet?”

 

“Nah, we’re just heading there now. B felt your chakra and wanted to do a little detour!”

 

“Couldn’t miss a chance to catch ya, yo!”

 

“Sweatheart!” I heard my father shout as he appeared round the corner. “There you are. Gai sent me to find you. Shinai looks like he’s got a cold, but Gai is pretty sure he’s dying so-“ he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Killer B, and then Naruto. “What the fuck?”

 

“Oh!” I grinned. “Father, Killer B and Naruto. Guys, my father!”

 

My father was still looking between Killer B and Naruto like he couldn’t decide who’s presence shocked him more.

 

Naruto came over to me, and not so subtlety whispered in my ear. “Are you sure you’re not under mind control?” He asked, slightly concerned. “Your fathers, well, dead?!”

 

I rolled my eyes. “Thank you for the concern, but I’m fine.”

 

“Whoa, he really does look like Minato,” my father said, clearly settling on Naruto as the most shocking. “That’s just weird.”

 

“You knew my dad, dattebayo?!”

 

“Let’s go to the tower!” I exclaimed. Considering Naruto’s volume levels only had loud and louder, I didn’t want to discuss anything in the streets.

 

As we walked, Naruto started questioning me and my father about how he was here, why was he here, what had happened since he left, and did I want to see how strong he’s gotten. I explained about my father, but left the full update for going to the Tower.

 

My father stayed uncharacteristically quiet, and by his occasional glances at Killer B, I figured he was the issue. My father had said he didn’t hold any resentment towards Kumo, but I was beginning to think that wasn’t entirely true...or maybe it was a B issue in particular?

 

I walked up the Itachi’s office, and knocked on the door. When I was allowed to enter, I opened up the door just enough to poke my head through.

 

Itachi was there with Minato and Jiraiya- I suspected he was discussing Nagato’s eye situation.

 

“Oh, good.” I turned back to Naruto. “Say hello to the other half of the Dead Dad’s Club. Have fun.”

 

I opened the door and stood back to let Naruto in.

 

I was expecting some kind of explosion and I was prepping my ear drums for disaster. Instead, there was a very quiet wide eyed boy who suddenly seemed much younger than he was.

 

Minato stood up and approached him cautiously. “Hi?” He said, with a lop-sided smile.

 

And then Naruto crash forward and grabbed him in a hug.

 

“I expected more shouting,” I whispered to Killer B.

 

“Yellow Flash sealed himself into Naruto, too. This isn’t the first reunion with him to happen out of the blue. It’s the first time he’s met him in the flesh, but I think the last meeting is definitely fresh,” he said, softly.

 

Well, I’ll be damned. Minato certainly covered all bases.

 

I watched as they spoke to each other, but didn’t want to pry. I looked behind and saw Itachi smiling softly...and Jiraiya was a sobbing mess.

 

“Well, I certainly feel like I’m intruding,” I said, and turned to my father. “I guess I’ll go see a snotty nosed brat.”

 

B opted to stay, but hung back until it was more appropriate. He was loud and brash, but he did understand social cues.

 

“Did you make friends with some of the most dangerous shinobi in the allied nations on purpose?” My father asked as we made our way back.

 

“You mean B?”

 

“Yes, I mean Killer B. I thought the talk of that was over exaggerated, and he was maybe just an acquaintance.”

 

“He’s decent,” I said. “I first met him on mission in ROOT, and he was probably the first person I was able to be myself around- even if I was undercover...and he forgave me when he found out. Not many people could do that after being lied to.”

 

“But he’s still dangerous,” he said. “You know, he was part of the team that attacked us where I lost my arm.”

 

“I...already knew that?” I said with a wince. “I read your file. I was already friends with him by then.”

 

“And nothing changed?” He said, incredulously.

 

“You always taught me that the world isn’t black and white, and that people do things in war that they don’t necessarily would want to. Despite his name, Killer B isn’t a psychopath and doesn’t enjoy killing...I think if he had killed you, it would be different, but he didn’t. ”

 

We had reached the house and entered. “It’s hard, you know? I’m not sure I’m okay with it...with him,” he said. I was a little surprised by his attitude, as I hadn’t really experienced this before. He was usually so casual and accepting of everything.

 

“I understand. But I don’t know what you want me to say?” I said.

 

Before my father could reply, Gai appeared in the hall and dragged me through to the livingroom.

 

“Erena! There you are!”

 

Shinai was on the sofa, huddled in a blanket and shivering slightly. His nose was running and he sneezed right on my face as I went to check his temperature, which was a little hot but not dangerously so.

 

“Gai...it’s a cold. Stop fretting.” I said, kneeling down on the floor, giving him a dry look. “Just make sure he’s hydrated and I’ll pick up something to bring the temperature down.”

 

I stood up to leave, and my father went to follow. “It’ll be quicker if I go alone,” I said. “I’ll just teleport there and back, with a small detour.”

 

Trust be told, I knew he wanted to finish our conversation and I was hoping to avoid it. I wish the option to stick my head in the sand was there, but at least I could put it off for a while.

 

I quickly stopped by Fugaku’s office and had a quick chat. He said he’d speak the the elders but admitted access was unlikely. He offered to find someone to look for me, then have the information screened- it wasn’t great, but it’d take what I could get. He did thank me for not just entering the records myself, but I’d never betray the trust he had in me for that. It was stupid to even think that, really.

 

Arriving back, with the medicine in hand. I could hear Gai and my father talking in the kitchen.

 

“-see reason,” I heard my father say.

 

“I may not understand or approve of their friendship, but it is not for the same reasons. Killer B has never shown to be any threat towards her. He shows much affection for her, which she states is much like a little sister...He was the first outlet to allow her to find herself again, and I cannot hold any ill will against him for that. I wonder if she did not encounter him, if she would be who she is today.

 

“Killer B was a shinobi doing his duty, just as you were. You have caused injury and killed on the battlefield? As have I. We do what we must. To Erena, she cannot comprehend killing, but she does not hold it against us. It would be unkind for us to expect us to hold it against him.”

 

“I cannot forgive him. I saw him kill my friends and teammates.”

 

“Then do not. Forgiveness is for no one to give except yourself. But do not hold their friendship against her. It is something that she needs, just as she needs you. If you attempt to make her choose...she will chose you and it will hurt her deeply.”

 

My father didn’t reply to that, which I was glad of.

 

I didn’t want to have the conversation with my father, but it looked like Gai had had it for me. And was much more eloquent than I would have been.

 

It really did surprise me how much Gai had my back, but i guess it really shouldn’t. I wondered how many times he’d fought my battles for me before? He sounded too well practiced for it to be the first time...or maybe he was just used to giving these kinds of speeches to others in general.

 

I walked into the living room and gave Gai the medicine and a quick gentle smile...there’s no way he didn’t know I’d been there. His senses were too keen.

 

“I’m heading back to the Tower- I still have a metric fuckton to do. Think you can handle Shinai without imploding?”

 

“Yosh! I have this under control!” He said giving me a thumbs up.

 

Sure you do...I gave it two hours until I was summoned again.

 

I asked if my father if he wanted to come with me but he declined - I was giving him an out to discuss things further. Guess he changed his mind?

 

The next day Fugaku delivered a few pieces from the Uchiha stores...he had taken it upon himself to get them for me. One such piece included an etching of a stone.

 

“What is this?” I said, squinting and turning it around.

 

“Ah, the Stone Tablet held within the Naka Shrine. It is a fable with a warning. It has been passed down for generations. It is forbidden to scribe the translation, and even this is prohibited - it may only be deciphered by the sharingan, however even then certain areas are a mystery. I can explain certain sections, not relating to the sharingan, if you like?”

 

I frowned. “I’ve heard of this. It was briefly mentioned in a few of Orochimaru’s notes, but nothing but scribbles and theory. What does it say?”

 

Fugaku told the tale of the birth of Ninshu: the God Tree and the Sage of the Six Paths, tailed beasts, and the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

 

He saw them as a fable, but their was more detail in there than should have been. And everything tied together.

 

“Fuck. Shit. Fucking fuckity fuck,” I said to myself.

 

“You seem concerned,” he frowned. “It is but a tale designed to scare those obsessed with power and seeking to dominate others.”

 

“I fucking wish.” I stood up and stood the etching. “Can I take this? I need to see Itachi.”

 

“By all means,” he said, frowning.

 

I ran over to the office. He was alone and writing a mission briefing, and I handed him the etching.

 

“What is this?” He looked at it and raised his eyebrows. “This is the stone tablet from the Naka Shrine. How did you get this?”

 

“Your father’s a gem, that’s how...have you seen it?” I asked, and he shook his head.

 

“I am aware of it. The last time I saw it was as a child, but I paid little attention.”

 

“Well, want the abridged version? Someone’s trying to enslave the world using the Infinite Tsukuyomi, bring back the Ten Tails and probably an evil goddess. So effectively? We’re all fucked.”

 


 

Itachi left to read the stone tablet himself, and also taking along Shisui and Sasuke, who were both in the village. While I would be allowed to enter the shrine, the area below was forbidden. Plus I didn’t have a Sharingan anyway.

 

I nervously paced around the office waiting for Itachi to return. The previous Hokage, Shikaku and Jiraiya all joined me...Shikaku was getting annoyed by my pacing and tried ordering me to sit down, but I started shaking my legs instead. There was too much nervous energy.

 

When Itachi entered the room, he was frowning. “Well?” I asked, leaping up.

 

“If the tablet is to be taken as gospel, and your deductions are correct, this would be bad news,” he said. “Except the for the Uchiha, apparently.”

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“According to the stone, the Infinite Tsukuyomi is to be the saviour of the Uchiha clan,” Itachi said. “But I do not see how, if everyone else is prisoner to it.”

 

I blinked. “That’s why Madara came up with his Eye of the Moon Plan. He seeks peace through dominion, and if he took this stone tablet as gospel, he would look past the negative points of the Infinite Tsukuyomi if he believed it would save his clan...That stone is the beginning of the manipulation. This has been planned for centuries...I...Oh! He thought Zetsu was born of his will. But how? He wasn’t a god. But he was born of the will of a god- Kaguya...He’s been manipulating and devising her return for centuries.”

 

“If what you say is true, Madara is just another victim of Zetsu’s ministrations,” Hashirama said.

 

“There’s no smoke without flame, brother,” Tobirama said. “You know as well as I that Madara is no saint. He may have fallen for this, but he has never been an innocent.”

 

“Excuse me for wanting to believe my friend can be redeemed,” Hashirama said, seeming slightly annoyed. “We cannot erase the past, but he is not as much of a villain as you believe him to be - especially is he has been manipulated from the start.”

 

“That remains to be seen,” Tobirama said, unwilling to let Hashiramas ire effect him.  It must have been an old topic resurfaced.

 

“If this is true, we should begin our action on the caves immediately. We do not know what we will find,” Minato said.

 

“Agreed.” Itachi said. “We should aim to depart immediately. Shikaku, what have you devised so far?”

 

A great deal of shinobi were to be deployed- they were expecting trouble. The mountain region presented a few problems, so people would be sent in teams of four.

 

Where the recon units had trouble before, Itachi and Gaara would be based. Other teams were to have at lease one Hyuuga, Aburame, or a foreign nin with long distance sensing or vision capabilities. Each team would also hope to have one genjutsu user, where possible.

 

There would be combat units based as backup for all teams, and constant radio contact throughout.

 

Should trouble be encountered, they were to attempt to trap and contain, then signal for further backup or full retreat. They had devised back up plans for a multiple of scenarios...thought none of them included power hungry gods.

 

I was to be based at the little command centre they would erect, and aid with analysis or back up in the field. The Hokage would be sent out when necessary - they wanted to keep their presence as a trump card and not alert the enemy too soon.

 

“What of the Jinchuriki?” I asked. “They are still a target, although could be useful.”

 

“They will be sent out with the combat teams, except Gaara, obviously, and Yagura. Yagura has agreed to join us, but will not enter combat unless necessary.”

 

“That’s unexpected,” Hiruzen said. “He has always been an active participant in fighting in the past.”

 

Itachi smiled. “I believe he wishes to let Terumi Mei take lead. He will soon stand down and she requires to show the Mist shinobi her proficiency and skill before she will be fully accepted as Mizukage...he is also, I believe the term, ‘whipped.’

 

“Whipped?” Hashirama said. “By what?” He looked very confused. Tobirama hung his head in shame as everyone else laughed softly.

 

“His wife,” Itachi said, with a grin.

 

“No fucking way! When did he get married?” I exclaimed. “And where was my invite? This is shocking behaviour.” I folded my arms in tantrum.

 

“Why would he invite you?” Shikaku asked. “You are barely acquainted.”

 

“Hello, matchmaker extraordinaire right here!” I pointed to myself. “Well, I didn’t introduce them, I simply helped find her and gave him tips on how to successfully reunite...I totally deserved an invite to that.”

 

“Imagine if Shisui doesn’t invite you to his,” Itachi joked.

 

I narrowed my eyes and put on a dangerous expression. “He wouldn’t dare.”

 

Shikaku laughed. “Shisui and Itachi, and apparently Yagura? I should set you loose on Shikamaru next, then. Maybe it would get him to grow up.”

 

I scoffed. “He doesn’t need my help in that department.” He thought he was being fly but I’ve seen him around Temari...for a boy who claimed he wanted an easy life, he sure found himself a firecracker.

 

Shikaku stilled. “What does that mean?”

 

I sent him a winning smile but said nothing. I ain’t no snitch.

 

After the briefing, we were dismissed. I headed home, and handed both Gai and my father the information for the mission. They’d be leaving in twenty-four hours.

 

“What about you?” Gai asked. “Will you be remaining in village?”

 

I shook my head. “No, but I’ll leave when you’re due to arrive. It’s not like I need to travel cross country.”

 

“But what of Shinai?” He frowned. I knew that wasn’t what his concern was. He didn’t want me coming in case there was trouble.

 

“Yoshino will take him. There will be a small guard around incase of trouble, and I’m giving her an SOS beckon to activate so I can arrive in an instant if there is any trouble.”

 

“It says I’ve got an Inuzuka placed on my team...Kiba?” My father asked. I knew they were placing Team Shisui on one of the teams pushing forward in the caves- due to their previous experience.

 

“They must be anticipating you encountering Zetsu- he’s a scent based tracker.”

 

“Ah...interesting.” He looked thoughtful. He wouldn’t be saying that if he knew Kibas personality. Hopefully Shisui could keep him in check.

 

“And Obito has been placed on mine,” Gai said with a frown. He wasn’t Obito’s biggest fan, but accepted him well enough for Kakashi’s sake. I’d never actually seem the three of them socialise together, except maybe on Kakashi’s birthday.

 

“And they expect you to encounter extra trouble. Have they stated what region your going to?” I asked.

 

“No, but I will be placed near Gaara.”

 

I groaned. “He’s entering the blocked in area. They think there’s something inside.”

 

There were two main areas of interest in the caved region: one was secured by a very strong genjutsu, that even Shisui couldn’t break. He was to be heading there with Itachi, and another highly skilled genjutsu user from Kumo. Another area had a sealed in entrance, that had evidence of it being recently used. It was blocked in, and they couldn’t get past- but there were cracks Gaara may be able to use his sand to bypass.

 

It was easy to freak out, but I wasn’t going to do it. Gai was an extremely capable shinobi and had gotten out of difficult situations in the past unscathed. Okay, he was being thrown into the deep end, but that’s what’s he trained for.

 

God, I’ve never been a worry wart before. This was other peoples game.

 

The next day the village was a flurry of activity. Even though a third of the force would be remaining, it felt like the whole place was emptying. People were running around getting things together and it was near chaos.

 

Gai was gathering Neji and TenTen (Lee was to be placed on the backup teams, I could see him taking this badly. I suspected they kept TenTen with Gai for her Fuuinjutsu skill, rather than anything else), and I stayed in drawing up some emergency scrolls for people when I heard a knock at the door.

 

On the other side stood Sasuke and Naruto. I narrowed my eyes, seeing where this was going. It was confirmed when Naruto tried to give me a bright smile, then elbowed Sasuke (hard, and very unsubtle) in the side. He audibly grunted.

 

“Erena...I know this is not what was discussed, but I leave tonight. I was hoping I may be able to speak to Shinai before leaving?” He was ramrod straight, and jaw clenched.

 

Naruto elbowed him again. “And?!”

 

“And I am incredibly sorry what happened. Both what I said and how I acted. It was inexcusable.”

 

“And?”

 

“Shut up, Baka! I haven’t finished,” he growled at Naruto, who seemed unaffected. “Please believe me, when I say I have never regretted anything more in my entire life. After it happened, I truly believed that I had...hurt Shinai deeply. I see him almost like a brother, and would never intentionally harm him. I understand if you decline, but I wished to try before I left.”

 

He looked genuinely sorry, and kinda pathetic, to be honest.

 

“Why should i believe you?” I asked, hand on my hip.

 

“You were right...about everything,” he said. “It’s...being taken care of.”

 

In other words, he was seeing Inoichi or someone similar, but was too macho to admit it, at least in front of Naruto.

 

“Christ, fucking Uchiha,” I muttered under my breath. “Oi, Shinai!” I shouted. “Door!”

 

I gestured for them to come in, while Shinai bolted down the stairs. When he saw Sasuke launched himself at him.

 

“Sasuke! Where have you been? I have so much to tell you! Did you know that my mother brought back the dead Hokage? They’re like my grandfather! And she showed me how to prank and I turned the Yondaime blue, then he helped me prank mother but she ended up hitting her head and got mad. But it’s okay, Kakashi said her skulls really thick so she’d be okay. And then I got Shikamaru and I made his pillow explode! His room was all covered in feathers and he’s still finding them. I wanted to play one on you, but I wasn’t allowed but I have the best idea!”

 

Sasuke blinked a few times at Shinai before frowning.

 

“The Yondaime?” He said, and looked at Naruto. Naruto grinned in response. He then turned to me. “What are you?”

 

I snorted. “Why can’t my son keep a secret?...What was it you said? Oh, yea. I’m ‘nothing but a weapon’.”

 

He paled slightly. “I didn’t mean...”

 

I waved him off. “Don’t worry about it, I’ve been called worse. Someone called me a ‘lovely young lady’ at the fish stall the other day. I almost vomited on my shoes, and it wasn’t because of the smell.”

 

“Eh? Isn’t that a compliment?” Naruto asked, confused.

 

“Depends on who you ask. I do not relate to any of those words...look, I’ve got a few things to do. Just don’t leave the house and we’re fine. And no ninjutsu or pranking,” I looked to Shinai and Naruto. “They’re banned form the house, and I don’t have time for any clean up or repairs.”

 

Shinai grabbed Sasuke and took him into the garden and Naruto stayed back. He put his hands in his pockets and swayed back and forth on his heels.

 

“Thank you, by the way. Sasuke told me how much of a bastard he was- he thought you’d throw him out the door.”

 

“I considered it,” I said truthfully.

 

“He really is sorry, you know? He feels like such a fool. Says it’s the stupidest thing he’s ever done. And he’s done a lot...you know, this one time-“

 

“Naruto, in the nicest possible way- please shut up...I don’t really do awkward conversations, and you don’t need to speak for Sasuke. He isn’t forgiven by a long shot, but I’m not a total callous bitch.”

 

“Only a little bit of a callous bitch?” He asked, but seemed awkward saying it.

 

I grinned. “Now you get it.”

 

He stayed with me for a short while, asking me about the seals I was making before he went to join the two in the garden.

 

Time got ahead of me, and before I knew it an hour had passed, and Kakashi arrived looking for his ‘little genin’...he seemed surprised to have tracked them down to here.

 

“They’re in the garden. Corrupting my son.”

 

“Unexpected,” Kakashi said.

 

“Sasuke said my three favourite words,” I said, causing Kakashi to raise an eyebrow.

 

“Oh?”

 

“’You were right.’”

 

He snorted. “Mah, not something you’ll ever hear from me.”

 

“Please...the moment you start saying shit like that to me is the moment I double check you’re an imposter.”

 

“That would be the most likely scenario. Imagine me being nice to you?”

 

“That would be the first sign of the apocalypse.”

 

“Then I better insult you, and raid your fridge...you know, for safety.”

 

“Oh, I got some dried salmon jerky for the pack. It’s on the top shelf.” I pointed out to him, as he went to open it.

 

“Thank you, they’ll appreciate it.”

 

We both went silence for a moment.

 

“Leech,” I said.

 

“Hag,” he countered. I sighed in relief.

 

“Phew...that was a close one.”

Notes:

Game on!

Chapter 70: Collision arc: part 4

Chapter Text

I arrived at the camp near nightfall.

 

It was wrapped in a ‘do not notice’ genjutsu (a lovely idea from some foreign specialist), with an industrial sized chameleon barrier seal (which was super fun to make, even Minato had been impressed), so if you didn’t know it was there you would walk right past it.

 

As I appeared within the barrier, a fully realised camp suddenly appeared. Hundreds of tents, multiple fires and several raised jovial voices. Shinobi of all nations had convened and seemed to be enjoying the atmosphere- I guessed this was the calm before the storm.

 

The Command Centre had been built at the edges of the camp, looking over the bulk of the landscape where the caves were situated. It was a huge wooden building, with multiple vantage points and a control centre at the very top. Tenzo had built it using his Mokuton- he’d been consulted in the design weeks before (he admitted he was nervous about creating it in front of Hashirama).

 

I appeared in the main area, where multiple people were gathered and awaiting a final briefing.

 

I sent Gai, Kakashi and Shisui a little wave before going to join the bigwigs at the top.

 

All of the Kage were present, as were the dead Hokage (although under my Appearance Modifiers). The Jinchuriki were also gathered together in the crowd (minus Yagura and Gaara), and it was a curious thing to see. Naruto and B were clearly the clowns of the group, and the others seemed either amused or exasperated by them (Nii Yugito, to be precise).

 

Some of the crowd were looking at them warily and trying to keep a distance, but I could see that most cell leaders from Konoha and Kumo seemed much more relaxed.

 

The crowd was made of the main cell leaders- the parties entering the caves or providing immediate back up. The rest of the troops would be debriefed by platoon leaders. Shikaku would also make a mass announcement tomorrow before everything kicked off.

 

I joined the Kage, with Jiraiya, Shikaku, Inoichi and a few of the other intelligence people from other countries. Everyone looked super tense.

 

“Aw, everyone looks sad!” I chirped. “Let’s turn those frowns upside down!”

 

“Erena, this is not the time or the place,” Shikaku said, giving me a dry look.

 

“Please...if you can’t have a good time just before the end of the world as you know it when are you going to?” I smiled. “Good time today, bad time tomorrow.”

 

“Just sit down,” Itachi said, exasperated, waving me to my seat.

 

I shrugged and moved over. Can’t win them all.

 

Shikaku began his briefing and everyone stood to attention. Many were not aware of the full information and events leading up to this, and it was interesting watching the reactions from the crowds. They all tried to be stoic, but you could see expressions of confusion, anger and concern flicker across at points.

 

At the end, people dispersed. I went up to leave and find Gai, when Fu, the Jinchuriki for for seven-tails, came over towards me.

 

“Hi! Are you Nakahara Erena?” She asked, a little bubble of energy.

 

“Sure am, how can I help you?” I asked. I’d never met her before, but I was aware of her existence, and the help she provided when Konoha was under attack by Nagato.

 

Sudden she bounced over and gave me a gentle, but excited hug.

 

“I’m sorry, but thank you so much! I’ve heard a lot about you and what you’ve done for us!”

 

“Ah...” I said, feeling a little awkward. “No problem, I guess.”

 

“But really! Naruto and Killer B talk about you a lot! Even Yagura seems to be impressed, and he’s all stern faces and business,” she made some exaggerated cross-faces attempting to mimic Yagura- I hope he never saw. “I hoped to meet you in Konoha but you weren’t there before I left! Anyway!” She took a breath. “I really hope we can be friends, you seem really cool!”

 

I was a little bit taken aback for a minute - this was a first. I think I had a fan? And one I’d never personally met.

 

I grinned at her. “Geez Louise...Way to stroke my ego.” She grinned back at me. “But sure, next time you’re in Konoha, hit me up. I’m not sure what those two have told you about me,” I motioned to Naruto and Killer B. “But I can promise you at least half of it are dirty lies.”

 

“No way! Naruto said you taught him how to prank and were one of the funnest people he knows, and Killer B said you were really cool, even if your raps were terrible!”

 

“See there? Dirty lie. I am terrific at rapping.” I really wasn’t.

 

She gasped. “I’d love to see a rap battle! Oh, I could join!”

 

I laughed. “Not tonight, but I’ll take a rain check. Listen, it’s nice to meet you but I’ve got a couple of people waiting on me-we’ll chat another time, yea?”

 

She nodded vigorously and bowed before scarpering back to the Jinchuriki.

 

I found Gai with Kakashi, and joined them, heading back to their tents.

 

“What was that all about?” Kakashi asked.

 

I grinned. “I have a fan. And she’s super cute!”

 

Gai laughed. “This should not surprise you, you are looked up to by many!”

 

“Mah, more like looked down,” he put a hand over my head to illustrate my shortness. “Even Shinai won’t be looking up to you for long.”

 

I scowled. “I’ll let you know I’m very sensitive about my height.”

 

“You may be short in stature, but not in heart!” Gai chirped. “I like it!”

 

He went to pick me up and held me bridal style. I laughed but smacked his chest. “Put me down, you oaf! I’m supposed to be scary and important around here. You kind of lose that effect if you’re carried around like a doll.”

 

Kakashi ignored Gai’s action completely. “The only thing scary about you is your manners,” he said.

 

Still in Gai’s arms, I looked to him. “You won’t be saying that next time we spar.”

 

He gave me a noncommittal snort and didn’t say anything.

 

Their tents were pitched not too far from the command centre. We walked (they walked, I was carried), past the younger ones sitting around a fire happily talking. Shikamaru gave me a confused look (about being carried) and a short wave, but I only shrugged. I’d go speak to him later.

 

We joined Genma, Ebisu, Asuma and a couple of other Jounin and Tokubetsu Jounin I’d never actually met before.

 

“Ho! Is this Gai’s elusive girlfriend?” One of them called cheerfully. “I wondered if you actually existed, or if he just reproduced asexually!”

 

“That has just given me the most distrurbing mental image. Why would you do that?” Another one called in distress.

 

“Hey! I know you!” One called. “You work in the Tower. Aren’t you the Hokage’s secretary?”

 

“Nice to meet you..and no, definitely not Itachi’s secretary, even if he acts like it sometimes,” I rolled my eyes. “I’m more in the...trouble shooting department.”

 

“Erena does not do herself justice!” Gai said. “She is an active participant in resolving many issues, commands the spy network and is a Fuuinjutsu master!” Someone was trying to show me off.

 

“Wait? Spy network?” One of them made a funny face. “I heard that the head honcho from ROOT took that over? He retired?”

 

“She did, and no she did not,” I huffed.

 

“But...you’re a girl?”

 

The air suddenly went a little still, and I could see Asuma smirk-I’m guessing he was used to seeing Kurenai respond to things like this. That was some blatant sexism right there. So Kunoichi can’t be impressive?

 

I considered the violent route, but figured it’d set the wrong tone. I found an Appearance Modifier in my pocket and activated it, taking the appearance of a middle aged Konoha jounin with a beard and settled into the role, shifting my body language.

 

“The hell you talkin’ about?” I asked in a gruff voice.

 

“Kai!” One said, thinking to deactivate my henge.

 

“Not an illusion, bro,” I sent him a finger gun.

 

“Erena is a master of disguise! Even the Kage cannot expose her!”

 

Asuma snorted. “I doubt that. There’s always a tell.”

 

I cocked my head at him. “Remember the Suna nin from the camp when returning from Ame? He gave you a packet of cigarettes?” He frowned, and I pointed to myself. “This guy.”

 

“Well shit...We were looking for you and you were right there?”

 

“It’s a problem...for you, that is.” I stood up. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go embarrass my cousin. Won’t be long.”

 

I quickly teleported right beside Shika, as he was sitting there in a daze, and licked his cheek.

 

“ERENA! WHY!”

 

I hadn’t bothered deactivating the Appearance Modifier, so it looked like a man just licked him. I heard a couple of the jounin laugh. I deactivated the Appearance Modifier. “Just came to see my adorable little cousin,” I grinned, leaning over to pinch his cheek but he evaded me. “You all set?”

 

“We’re fine. You’re always so troublesome...I haven’t forgiven you for setting Shinai on me,” he grumbled.

 

Choji gave a gentle laugh. “He loves it, really. Don’t let him fool you.”

 

“It’s okay, I know how he really feels about being bothered!” Shika scowled at me. “But seriously, these are for you.” I pulled out a small storage stroll. “Mobile barriers for all of you (I gestured to the group around) but they’re only short lived so be careful. There’s also some other barrier seals-of various diameter, medical stasis seals, SOS beacons, and a few things that give a bit of a bang. There’s a couple things in there designed to work specifically with your shadows - I left instructions.”

 

He unsealed the storage scroll, and eyes widened at the multitude of scrolls presented. “When did you have time to do this?”

 

I shrugged. “Sleep is for the weak.”

 

“Erena, you like to nap more than I do.”

 

Ino snorted. “That is not possible. You’re the laziest person know!”

 

“Exactly. Don’t lie, Shika,” I replied smugly.

 

“Honey! There you are! Sorry, I’ve been with Min-the others!” My father appeared. Minato had offered for my father to stay with the other deados. Since they don’t sleep, hanging around the tents would be pointless and boring for him. When he was offered, he went into total fanboy mode at mention of being able to hang around with the Shodaime and Nidaime. I expected two things: one- a complete lack of professionalism, and two- him and the Shodaime to get on like a house on fire.

 

“Hi father!” I smiled. “Having fun?”

 

“Father?” Neji frowned. “I thought he was your cousin.”

 

“Eh? You’re an orphan. Isn’t that why you got lumbered with the Nara’s?” Kiba asked. Everyone around looked at him in shock of his bluntness, especially Neji, but I just laughed.

 

“Father, meet Kiba - you’ll be teammates tomorrow...Kiba, take a whiff.”

 

He looked confused by my statement, but Akamaru walked around the fire. Once he was out of range of the smell of smoke and embers, he gave a startled bark. Kiba opened his eyes in shock and ran forward himself.

 

“No freaking way!” He looked my father up and down. “This is insane!”

 

“It’ll be a pleasure working with you tomorrow, Kiba!” My father grinned. “Wait until you see the other guys!”

 

“What other guys? What’s going on?” TenTen said.

 

He’s a freaking zombie!” Kiba cried out, but loud enough to get the attention of the groups around us. Most scoffed and ignore it, but a couple of people’s curiosity was grabbed.

 

“Actually, we prefer the term ‘Temporarily Death Impaired’, but the memo hasn’t made the rounds,” my father joked.

 

“You mean you had a union meeting and I wasn’t invited? I said I’d take the minutes?” I quipped back. It wasn’t a thing, but I liked to have fun.

 

“It was short notice, sweetheart. You can come to the next one.”

 

“Wait...there’s more zombies. Oh, um, sorry, I mean ‘Death Impaired’ working with us?” Choji asked, looking a little worried.

 

I grinned. “No spoilers.”

 

Choji turned to Shikamaru. “Do you know?!”

 

Shika only shrugged, giving a faint smile but didn’t say anything. He had met them all a few days ago while on duty in the Tower. He might act cool now but he was an absolute buffoon around them all for begin with. It took him hours before he could actually talk to them normally. Shikaku had been in hysterics.

 

We left the others to bug Shikamaru for intel (I knew he wouldn’t budge), and signalled to Gai I’d be a few minutes. It looked like people were starting to head into their tents soon, so he pointed to his.

 

My father took me off to the side and we had a little chat undisturbed.  It started of with joking about the ridiculousness of his teammate for tomorrow (but he was actually looking forward to it- I think Shisui tended to get too serious on a mission), and him gushing over the Shodaime. I think he wanted him as a new best friend (poor Minato).

 

It was almost like a goodbye, but not? Lots of things were implied (he was proud of me and loved me), but there was no concrete farewell in there. I think he half expected to be released from the reincarnation jutsu soon, which he was probably not wrong about to be honest.

 

It was more than fantastic having him with me, but I wasn’t under any illusion that it would be forever. It wouldn’t be fair on him. I didn’t know what kind of sensations he was feeling, but the fact that all of the Resurrected people weren’t clinging onto their after-afterlife made me think it was a little unsettling for them.

 

As the others all had ‘get out of the land of the living’ cards to play, I told my father how to deactivate the seals I placed on him, holding him in place, and dissolve the Resurrection jutsu. I wouldn’t be lying if I said I could see Kabuto trying to take advantage if the opportunity presented itself. My father seemed happy for the information.

 

After an hour of sitting there in his one armed hug I started to fall asleep on his shoulder. He nudged me awake and sent me packing, before he went back to the command centre.

 

I crawled into Gai’s tent, with him still awake. I activated a privacy seal on instinct - Gai could snore sometimes and it wouldn’t be fair to keep everyone awake.

 

“You were gone for quite some time? Are there any problems?”

 

“Nah...just a little chat. Sorry if I kept you awake,” I said, peeling off the outer layers I had on.

 

He was looking at me with a grin. “You must know, I have never had sex on a mission before.”

 

I burst out laughing. “I should think not! I’d be very concerned if you did!” Especially considering he usually went with his genin team or burly male combat shinobi.

 

Honestly, he wasn’t the most subtle of people sometimes. I thought I had trained him better than that.

 

“I think it would be a very Youthful experience- especially on the eve of battle!”

 

“You mean the thought of fighting’s gotten you horny?” I gave him a look that told him I wasn’t buying his shit.

 

“That would not be my wording, but I would not deny it’s accuracy!” He grinned.

 

“But I’m tired and the floor is really uncomfortable...” I complained, a little too much. He smirked.

 

“I am not sure I believe you. You cannot keep the truth from me. You may say such things, but your body is telling the truth of the situation.”

 

I raised an eyebrow. “Oh, and what is that?”

 

He didn’t tell me. He showed me.


I was sitting in the command centre, spinning around in a chair over an over again.

 

The first wave had been deployed over an hour ago. Shikaku and the analysis teams were watching the trackers and listening on comms, but there was nothing interesting to report.

 

The Hokage and the other Kage were all standing to attention but I had no qualms about showing my boredom.

 

I saw the Shodaime look at me in amusement a couple of times, and received a dry look from the Nidaime.

 

“Do you not understand the importance of the situation?” He said, as I did a twirl over seven hundred and twenty degrees without falling off.

 

“Of course I do, but staring over the tree tops and mountains helps no one. There’s no free comms ports to listen in on, and nothing to actually analyse yet, so it’s either stand there and look grumpy, or try and distract myself until I can do something.”

 

“And so you act the fool?”

 

A snorted. “She acts the fool at any given opportunity. I’ve learned not to judge her by her ridiculous attitude...she’s much like Killer B”

 

I sent A some finger guns in appreciation, but he just rolled his eyes and turned away.

 

“He’s just mad because he can’t beat me at shogi.” I whispered loudly, but A completely ignored me.

 

“Ah! Shogi! Let’s have a game to pass the time. Perhaps if we do then it’ll stop Tobirama from exploding. Where can we find a set?” The Shodaime said.

 

“In my pocket,” I said, and pulled a scroll out.

 

“You brought a shogi board to a potential battlefield?” Minato asked.

 

“You never know. Maybe I could convince an enemy to battle it out over a peaceful shogi game instead of a fight to the death? Stranger things have happened. Came in useful now, though,” I said.

 

I set up the board and Hashirama and I played. Tobirama stayed put (being stubborn), but he occasionally turned his head to see what was going on.

 

It was the most challenging game of my entire life and I was absolutely thrilled. Usually, I can predict the moves and how many moves until check mate, but he was so random.

 

And I lost.

 

“Holy shit,” I said, stunned.

 

Hashirama rubbed the back of his neck. “Sorry! That was a fun game!”

 

I looked at the board, back to him and then grinned.

 

“That was amazing!” I gushed. “I think that’s the first time I’ve ever lost...in quite some time!”

 

“Wait...you lost?” A said, starting to pay attention again.

 

“I did!” And I couldn’t be more pleased. “Shikaku! Hashirama beat me at shogi!” I shouted.

 

“Thats nice, dear, I’m working!” He called, not caring. Pfft. Whatever.

 

“Again!” I demanded.

 

We played three more games. I won two, and he won another, so it was an even draw.

 

I pouted.

 

“Dammit. I wanted you to beat me every time.”

 

Minato laughed. “I’ve never seen someone so eager to lose before.”

 

“That’s because it was fun!” I chirped. “I hate it when things are too easy. Challenges are the spice of life!...Shit, I just sounded exactly like Gai. No one ever tell him I said that or I’ll never hear the end of it.”

 

“I heard that!” I heard Ebisu calling, from somewhere in the sea of analysts. Shit.

 

“Kabuto has been sighted!” Someone suddenly shouted. “And with several Resurrected soldiers!”

 

“Where?” Shikaku said. Walking over to them.

 

“Southern section of caves. They’ve engaged with two Suna teams, and one Konoha team. There are explosions, causing stability concerns.”

 

“Deidara,” I said. Shikaku nodded.

 

“What teams are within acceptable distance?” He said.

 

“Teams...Fugo and Hoshigaki.” Someone replied.

 

“Divert them to assist. Hoshigaki has experience, if it is Resurrected Akatsuki members.”

 

I cleared my throat. If Kabuto was there, I wanted in.

 

Shikaku looked at me then nodded. “Someone get me the exact coordinates.”

 

Coordinates in hand, I appeared in the exact location...in the middle of an active fight. I had to duck quickly to avoid being decapitated by an Allied shinobi’s katana.

 

There were about five Rescurrected shinobi fighting. Hidan was present - and apparently having the time of his life (death) - but there was no Kabuto or Deidara to be found. There were evidence of previous explosions, so at least Deidara had clearly been here.

 

The Shinobi teams managed to seal up two of the Resurrected shinobi already- fast work.

 

Kisame hadn’t arrived yet, so I focused on Hidan - he was the biggest threat here.

 

“Hey, pops. How’s hanging out with the chief douchebag going for you?” I asked, evading his scythe. I turned to the other Allies. “He’s mine, help the others!”

 

“I’m pleased to see you again, Heathen! I will finally bring you to an end!”

 

I appeared behind him, attempting to place an immobilising tag on him, but he threw the blade behind him faster than I expected, and it just knicked my ear.

 

“Fucking whore!” He said triumphantly, and he stepped back before licking my tiny drop of blood off the blade...he wasn’t in one of his ritual circles, so I would be fine, but it still made me shiver.

 

“You’re such a creepy ass mother fucker,” I said, disgusted.

 

He grinned wide. He brought down his scythe to his hand and sliced it. I swore as the same injury appeared on me.

 

“What the fuck?” I said in astonishment. “That’s not the rules.”

 

“Now I am dead, Jashin-sama listens to me with ease! I am even closer to his suffering!” He said triumphantly, bringing his scythe down.

 

“Yea, no, fuck that,” I said. I teleported to his side, and as soon as he tried to react, I moved to his front, bent down and slammed an immobilising seal on his stomach. I called for one of the other shinobi to wrap him in their restraining seals- to which they responded immediately.

 

Within the next two minutes, the rest of the Ressurrected parties in the cave were sealed up, and Kisame arrived- looking furious.

 

“Bit late, huh?” I asked him. “Hidan’s down. Kabuto and Deidara are still at large.”

 

He grunted. “Not for long,” he signalled to his team and they ran down the tunnel.

 

“Nice to see you, too!” I shouted after him. Rude, but I couldn’t say I was surprised. If he was on a chase, there would be no distracting him.

 

The shinobi in the cave were all accounted for, but two were pretty banged up. One had a gash at the side of the neck, narrowing missing his jugular, and another looked like he’d gone ten rounds with a gorilla.

 

“Other than these two, does anyone have any injuries over a minor cut?” Everyone shook their heads. “I’ll take them to medical, merge teams together and don’t separate. Follow Hoshigaki. If anyone encounters Yakushi or other issues, message immediately.”

 

The cell leaders nodded and carried on, while I placed a tag by the shinobi’s ears-it had been a little brain child of Yumi after hearing my complaints...it helped to stabilise the vestibular system within the ears to reduce the effects of the motion of the teleportation. Their body still felt a little drag, but the motion sickness and nausea was largely resolved on tag alongs teleportation.

 

I took them direct to the healers tent and went back to the command centre myself. Gaara had managed to successfully break through the obstructed area and was pushing forward, and Itachi was still working on the genjutsu and barriers. Kabuto was being tracked, and it appeared he was heading outside.

 

The Analysis team were tracking the teams movements and creating a map of the tunnels. The structure looked like there was a pattern.

 

“These are not naturally occurring,” I said, frowning at the model.

 

“No. I don’t think so either,” Shikaku said. “I’m sending teams to here and here,” he pointed on the map. “They lead to something.”

 

I nodded. “Where are the areas Obito mentioned?” I asked. Obito had hold us this was where Madara had originally taken him. He hadn’t seen much point in exploring the whole area, but it was still his base for years.

 

“There’s at least three large rooms. But so far they are inaccessible by foot. The original opening is long gone, but we’ve sent Team Kakashi and Team Asuma to the location he gave.”

 

“Smashy smashy?” I asked, indicating lots of walls being destroyed. Between Choji and Naruto, that was a lot of force.

 

“Smashy smashy,” he smirked. “With Shikamaru guiding them safely.”

 

“I sent him packing with barrier seals and explosives. I bet they’ll come in handy.”

 

Shikaku nodded in approval.

 

“North east teams are reporting attacks!”

 

“West teams, too!”

 

“North West teams report attacks from Allied shinobi- it must be Zetsu!”

 

“Southern teams are being forced out!”

 

The place was a flurry of activity. It must be coordinated to all happen at one.

 

“Send in the second wave, strategy one-C,” Shikaku said.

 

“Gaara has reached a chamber - it was heavily guarded by multiple zetsu. He reports a tactical retreat but they have been cornered. He cannot break loose without severe damage to the tunnels and potential injury to the teams with him,” someone came running. “He reports at least one thousand clones!”

 

The place went quiet.

 

In the relatively narrow passageways of the caves I could see Gaara’s problem. He could probably hold them with his sand, but the force on the rock could easily cause collapse, and they were fairly deep.

 

I looked to Shikaku.

 

“It’s time we release the Kraken.”

 

I didn’t care if it was dramatic. I am glad I fought for that code name. And also glad I got in their first.

 

If there was a mass coordinated attack then it was time to use the Hokage, in my opinion. They had the home advantage.

 

“Listen up!” He said. “Big Fish One to point Seven, Big Fish Two to point Three, Big Fish Three to point Four, and Big Fish Four to point One. Get the teams to relay a safe drop zone.” He turned to me. “Happy playing transportation?”

 

I snorted. “Like I have a choice.”

 

One by one I dropped the Hokage at their zones. They didn’t really need me, but I made things that little bit faster.

 

Minato was to be send to Gaara’s zone...where Gai was. I had absolutely had no question that Shikaku was thinking of a Yellow Flash revival- especially with those sheer numbers.

 

Also, in no way was I even considering stepping back from this.

 

“Let’s make things interesting,” I said to Minato, before taking him.

 

He gave me a sly look. “Oh?”

 

“Your Hiraishin against my teleportation,” I said, smirking.

 

He laughed. “What happened to the little girl who hid from the scary Yellow Flash?”

 

“She grew up. Winner takes bragging rights?” I said.

 

“You’re on!”

 

This was the only location I didn’t have an accurate landing point for - the teams were back in the caves, cornered by hundreds of Zetsu who seemed to have the plan of crushing them. The teams were cocooned by Gaara’s sand, and any intel we had after that was supplied by Neji - thank fuck he had good eyes.

 

We landed in the chamber they had mentioned, and shit that was a lot of Zetsu. All around us.

 

“I’m so jealous that you can’t die right now,” I said to him. Sadly, I didn’t have that perk.

 

“Don’t speak, just fight!” He shouted, before throwing a ton of kunai in various directions and disappearing.

 

Right! The bet!

 

Never in my life was I so thankful of ROOT than this point. While I never killed (Orochimaru and Zetzu’s don’t count, in my opinion), it doesn’t mean I wasn’t trained to do so. Efficiently and without feeling. Constant movement and teleporting allowed the physical blows with my tanto to be rapid, but I also utilised kuna,i and kunai with tags on, to mean I could increase the range with each fight.

 

Minato, as described, was a literal Yellow Flash. I think I made out his face once or twice. Cavern cleared, we entered the cave tunnels- logistically it was harder for him here, but you wouldn’t know it.

 

As Gaara’s sand became visible and the crowd of Zetsu were thinned, we pushed on stopping only when the final Zetsu was cleared.

 

“Well, fuck,” I said and leaned against the tunnel wall. “I’m not designed for that.” My arms felt like jelly. “Keep a count?”

 

Minato seemed out of breath, too, but smirked. “Lost count after five hundred.”

 

I grinned. “But not six hundred?” His smile dropped. “Six hundred and forty one!”

 

“That’s not possible.” He said. We started moving back to the others, albeit much slower than before.

 

“If it makes you feel better, you’re still the fastest? Technically I didn’t actually move from the spot. I just whirled my arms around.”

 

“It helps a little? But now I really want to practice your teleporting...gotta say though, you need a better name for it...that’s one thing you missed not having someone teach you - you need creative names. Keeps them memorable!”

 

“Is that you talking or Jiraiya? He’s the creative author, after all.”

 

“Does it matter? I see his point!”

 

We turned a corner and saw the teams we already out of Gaara’s sand and inspecting the Zetsu bodies.

 

“Who did this?” TenTen asked, while picking up one of Minato’s kunai. She was examining the seal. “This is the-“

 

“Minato-sensei! Came to save our ass?” Obito said, joyful. They must have made up...I never thought to ask want happened but it didn’t surprise me.

 

“That’s the Yondaime,” Neji said, with narrowed eyes. “This is what you meant?” He asked me.

 

“He’s only one of a set of four,” I shrugged.

 

“Four? You mean the other Hokage are here too?”

 

I shrugged again.

 

TenTen was openly staring at Minato like he was a god or something. She was speechless.

 

“Erena! We are thankful for the rescue! Obito was about to remove us when Gaara sensed the numbers depleting.”

 

“The rate of them falling was quite impressive. You two are a rather fast team,” Gaara said, nodding to us.

 

“You mean this wasn’t just Minato-sensei?” Obito said, confused.

 

“Sadly, Erena-chan here wins the score for this one. I can admit defeat!” Minato said with a grin.

 

“You missed out, Obito. Pretty sure you could have joined the party.”

 

“If I had known-“

 

“MARRY ME!”

 

The quiet tunnels went even quieter as everyone stopped and looked at Gai.

 

“You never cease to amaze me! From your heart, to your perseverance and your skill! I could never have hoped to find someone like you willing to be with me! You have give me the most Youthful son, and have made me so happy. Please do me the honour of being my wife!”

 

He kneeled down and grabbed my hand in earnest.

 

I blinked.

 

“Are you fucking serious?!” I said. “Now? Now? You propose to me while kneeling around a pile of fucking Zetsu? How is that going to sound when people ask? ‘Oh! How did you become engaged?’ And my answer? After I just killed over six hundred freaking Zetsu clones he was so overrun with passion he couldn’t contain himself.”

 

He smiled. “So were engaged? Is that a yes?”

 

“Of course it’s a yes! Did you really expect me to say no? What-“

 

He suddenly grabbed me in a passionate kiss. I reciprocated briefly before I pushed him off again. “Again. Seriously. This is not a romantic location!” I pointed to the area around. “When we get to Konoha I want a repeat. But romantic. With candles and shit. Not...this!”

 

He grinned about to speak, but the radios buzzed on.

 

“Status update request, over!”

 

“Zetsu eliminated, point One is secure,” Minato said. “Gaara and Team Gai all accounted for. Erena and Gai are engaged.”

 

“I’m sorry, can you repeat that last part?” I heard Shikaku’s voice take over the line.

 

“Erena and Gai are engaged. It was the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. And I’m dead.”

 

I honestly could not argue with that.

 

The line went quiet before: “About damn time.”

 

All of a sudden there was a massive shake all around us, and several small rocks became disturbed.

 

“What was that?” TenTen asked.

 

“Emergency evacuation order!” The original voice came over the radio. “Multiple explosive discharges going off throughout the cave network.”

 

“That’s definitely Deidara.” If there were explosions happening throughout, this was planned...it’s what I would do if I were him. Lay multiple bombs around and set them off together?

 

“Obito!” Minato said.

 

“On it!” Obito created a portal.

 

A massive rumble followed and a boom- very, very close by. We didn’t have time to move toward the portal before the radio buzzed.

 

“Evacuation procedure H in progress!”

 

KA-BOOM.

Chapter 71: Collision arc: part 5

Notes:

Writing action is hard. And writing action and/or related events for a whole chapter is really hard.

There’s not as much dialogue or humour here (I tried to squeeze in a smidgeon) because it’s a pretty serious time.

Please remember- this is all Erena’s POV- just because I don’t write it or mention it doesn’t mean others aren’t doing very important things. This is just what she witnesses herself.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I loved Shikaku.

 

If I’ve never said that before, I’m saying it now. And I’ll say it a hundred times over.

 

He was a masterpiece.

 

Give the man time, resources and a couple of fuuinjutsu masters to play with, and he could plan his way out of anything.

 

Not only did he have a hundred strategies for battle, but also ones for retreat.

 

And Evacuation Procedure H?

 

Evacuation Procedure Hiraishin.

 

He knew that the caves could be a trap, and acted accordingly. In event of full collapse or being overwhelmed with no chance of success (ie. the ‘Kraken’ was not an option or tunnel collapse), he would literally pull everyone out.

 

Everyone was issued with a small pin that had a specialised reverse Hiraishin seal on it- Tobirama and Minato did the initial design, while I simplified and miniaturised it (because that was my signature). The seal was then put on a special stamp (so we didn’t have to hand write every one) and placed on the thousands of pins. They were done in four batches, depending on the waves of deployment - what was the point of summoning the third and fourth waves if they were still at camp?

 

So, as the bombs went off, and the caves collapsed, the first and second waves were all summoned back to camp.

 

Some people had already been caught in the blasts- medics rushed the area to deal with those. It was obvious that some were already dead, or were seriously critically injured. I saw a flash of Yumi somewhere in the crowd doing his thing.

 

“Anyone with non life threatening or life altering injuries please report to the medical tent for triage. Anyone immobile should stay where they are- medics will come to you. Everyone else combat ready, please report to your designated posts,” Shikaku’s voice came over the comms unit.

 

“That was a most exhilarating experience!” Gai said, after he checked TenTen and Neji over for injury. His eyes them flitted over the area, and relaxed when he saw Lee unharmed (he had been within the second wave).

 

“It’s strange being pulled along by the Hiraishin like that- I’m not sure I like the lack of control,” Minato said. I nodded in agreement.

 

Minato, Gaara and I said our goodbyes (Gai left me with a “Goodbye my fiancé!”) and went back to the command centre, where everyone was already.

 

And holy crater, Batman! There was still smoke and dust in the air, but the place was decimated. The trees around had also been flattened. At the edges of the area I could just make out flashes.

 

“It appears the majority of the Zetsu knew what was coming and left the caves immediately before ignition, along with approximately twenty Resurrected soldiers. The Third wave and majority of the Jinchuriki are engaging.”

 

“How many Zetsu?” Minato asked frowning. We’d already taken out over a thousand, so how many more could there be?

 

“At least forty thousand- at the moment it is difficult to tell friend from foe.”

 

Oh. That’s how many.

 

We went silent. That was a lot in such a small area. It must be mayhem.

 

“I’m redeploying the first and second waves...in all honesty, we could use you in the field,” Shikaku said, referring to the Hokage, remaining Kage, and me.

 

I put my hand up- marginally. “I’d like to request a short respite. My chakra stores are low and arms feel like jelly.”

 

“Can’t handle a little action?” Minato chuckled.

 

“Excuse you,” I huffed. “Who won?”

 

The others were deployed, and I stayed put. I was offered soldier pills and an electrolyte solution, which I took greedily. The battle was raging on the mountain floor- the landscape continued to be altered, and the cool-ass Susanoo made an appearance.

 

“Man, I’m so jealous of Itachi right now,” I said to myself.

 

I was close to being combat ready so I was watching the field and analytics intently to see where I was best placed.

 

“The enemies Resurrected soldiers have all been sealed!” Someone confirmed, and there was a small cheer. Little victories mean a lot.

 

“Some of the Zetsu are mimicking local poisonous plants- many have been rendered unconscious. It’s undetermined if it’s fatal.”

 

I took that as my cue, and went down to the area. I placed a mobile barrier seal over myself-I’d never tested it against air pathogens before but in theory it could work.

 

The air was thick with white dust, or spores, and there were tens of Allied Shinobi passed out on the ground. I activated their Reverse Hiraishin seals one by one (there was a failsafe), and they were taken back to base. Several Zetsu attempted to attack, but I dealt with them using a mix of explosives and fire jutsu as I hurried through retrieving the fallen soldiers.

 

Shikaku redirected me to the main field after I had finished, where they were having difficulty.

 

The place was havok.

 

Most Zetsu appeared to be in their original form, but it appeared to be friend fighting friend in many areas. Not only that, Deidara was above on his clay bird- Fu and Sai seemed to be on his tail, working quite effectively as a team. They seemed to be trying to draw him away from the crowds below.

 

“Naruto...okay, so Naruto seems to have the ability to turn them into trees?” Shikaku’s voice came over the earpiece. The confusion and surprise in his voice was obvious.

 

I blinked. “Come again?”

 

A Zetsu came towards me and I shoved a blackhole to his head. Hmmm...that was effective and satisfying. It didn’t draw in the whole body, like I would have imagined. Maybe there’s a space issue?

 

“You heard me!”

 

That...made no sense. Whether using chakra or spiritual energy, that kind of nature transformation shouldn’t be possible unless...

 

“Oh, you dirty bastards.”

 

“What is it?”

 

“Hashirama...Mokuton...Zetsu is infused with his DNA. That’s why he stole the data from the lab. They didn’t want us knowing.”

 

“How does that help us now?”

 

“Because I can design a seal to make anything with Hashirama’s DNA light up like a fucking firefly- it’ll solve the imposter issue.”

 

“And then we can attack, and use Naruto’s clones...do it.”

 

I returned to base quickly and wrote the seal. I’d read about similar things in Orochimaru’s library so it wasn’t particularly hard or took long- as long as I had a sample of his DNA, I could make anything related within the range of the seal glow. I was effectively altering the biological makeup of the tissues within range temporarily. As there was a plant connection, I was introducing a bit of bioluminescence (I’d read about luciferases in a book on plants once), but intensifying it so they were visible in the daylight.

 

Zetsu was about to become a glow stick

 

“I’m finished,” I said. “It’s rudimentary - I’m going to be needed to stay in contact with the seal to keep it activated. I’ll also need a sample of Hashirama’s tissue, but I can get that form a Zetsu. You’ll want to remove Obito, Tenzo and Hashirama from the field- they’ll also be affected.”

 

As soon as the coast was clear, I teleported to the centre of the area where I had a little welcome party waiting. Neji, Hinata, Sasuke and Shisui were slap bang in the centre. As a Zetsu attacked, Shisui engaged and removed a finger.

 

“Present for you, m’lady,” he presented the appendage to me in a grand display.

 

“Why! Thank you, kind sir!” I said with a grin. “It’s not even my birthday!..Oh, if you think this is getting you out of an engagement present- think again!”

 

He looked shocked but grinned. “No way!”

 

I nodded. “His timing sucks, but what you going to do?”

 

I sat down and unrolled the scroll, and placed the finger in the sample area.

 

“Tell Naruto to get ready. I’m not sure how long I will be able to keep this activated for. Transmutation will probably take a lot out of me,” I said. Right now I was hating the fact I no longer had the Time Flicker to use- if I had more time I could have ensured a closed circuit and minimal chakra deficit...I made it so it would recycle my chakra a little, but it was still going to suck. 

 

The Zetsu seemed to know something was up and started to attack with vigour. It was coming from all directions. I activated the seal without any delay, and realised I maybe put a bit too much intensity into the glow.

 

“Erena, are you trying to blind us!” Neji complained, fighting in tandem with Hinata. They were really quite the team.

 

“I’m pretty sure my retina are being burned,” Sasuke agreed.

 

“Send your issues to the Complaints Department,” I said between clenched teeth. “They guarantee a response within Fuck Off and Never.” Okay, it was definitely a mistake but I couldn’t do anything about it now.

 

While I couldn’t move while I was keeping the seal activated, I could still watch. The Zetsu must have realised I was the cause of their sudden changing, and were diverting a lot of their forces towards us. Some backup had arrived for us, but it was still brutal.

 

I could see several Zetsu working together and about to launch an attack on Hinata.

 

“Hinata! To your left!”

 

She whipped around, but then was pushed out of the way by Neji. I held by breath and almost saw it in slow motion - if they all made contact, it would be fatal. Even if I disengaged from the seal, I wouldn’t reach him.

 

Then all of a sudden, a hunk of metal went flying through the air, and knocked the Zetsu off their path.

 

Fucking TenTen and her fucking Hammer. You fucking beauty!

 

She had finished the design on the hammer a few days before we left, and I approved it. She hadn’t had much luck in finding a blacksmith to teach her etching, but I asked around and found an old blacksmith from ROOT was willing to make it for her- and obviously I would trust him. He whipped it up quickly for her. She only had a day to practice, but she was a weapons mistress first and foremost, so it took little work.

 

Neji looked at TenTen intensely and it took everything in me not to make a comment about kissing her...I made a mental note to save that for later.

 

A second later, the field was covered in hundreds, if not thousands, of Naruto clones.

 

The clones worked quickly, and the Zetsu was put down. New trees appeared- practically replacing the ones that were felled. As soon as I could, I disengaged the seal and sat back.

 

“You okay?” Shisui asked between breaths.

 

I made a so-so action with my hand. “That was not my best work. I feel like shit.”

 

He laughed. “Good job we-“

 

There was an influx of chakra though the air, it almost felt like a tidal wave. It made the hair on my arms stand tall. It wasn’t overly powerful, but it wasn’t a pleasant feeling.

 

Then I felt several chakra signatures disappearing from the edges of the battle field. It was a chilling feeling. Like little lights going out. I wasn’t a sensor, but you didn’t have to be to feel this.

 

It was like a punch to my gut.

 

It was obvious that something was attacking a section of our forces, and it was obvious they didn’t survive. I couldn’t exactly tell how many, but it felt like an abomination. There was a reason the thought of killing disgusted me, and this was it.

 

It was senseless and needless.

 

I felt too stunned to move.

 

“Madara has been resurrected,” a voice came over the radio. “Main forces pull back.”

 

I shouldn’t have been surprised. It was inevitable.

 

“What do we do?” Hinata asked, looking around.

 

I slowly stood up. “Get back to base. Shikaku will have a plan, but without direction you’ll just be cannon fodder, based on what we just felt.”

 

Shisui turned around listening to his own comms device - obviously getting a private message.

 

“Sasuke, you and I will head to the front line,” he said, looking grim.

 

“What’s going on?” He said, looking concerned.

 

“We’ve to provide support while Itachi is preoccupied,” he said. “The Shodaime is attempting to talk to Madara at the moment. The Kage and Jinchuriki are primed, but we’ll be secondary support.”

 

“Nakahara, report to these coordinates immediately. Analysis is required,” an unfamiliar voice sounded over my comm device.

 

I sighed. “Fun...guess who’s going back in the ground?”

 

“Is there anything left there?” Shisui asked.

 

“Clearly...” I looked to him and Sasuke. “Good luck.”

 

I gave them a quick wave and appeared as directed. The coordinates were a little off, and I stumbled on a rock, jarring my ankle.

 

“Goddammit!” I cursed. That was going to smart. I could heal a fracture in a second, but sprains were worse in my opinion.

 

I arrived within the crater itself, but stood in front of a large rock dome, which appeared to have a barrier around it.

 

“Nakahara?” I heard from around the side of the dome. An Aburame, Iwa shinobi and Suna kunoichi were standing.

 

“That’s my name, don’t wear it out!” I said, and hobbled over to them. “What is this?”

 

“We are unable to determine. Why? There is a strong barrier surrounding and we cannot enter,” the Aburame answered.

 

“We were sent to investigate the crater once the dust settled and found this,” the Suna kunoichi said. “It was completely protected from the explosions. We can’t enter by force, and we can’t find any weak spots.”

 

I put my hand on it and felt a little hum of energy. “Hmmm...” I thought.

 

It was definitely a barrier seal. It was probably full sphere, if protecting from the blast was the game.

 

I turned to the Aburame. “Have you sent your Kikaichu below the surface?” I asked.

 

“I have not. Why? I did not think it seemed necessary.”

 

“I’d like to check the full perimeter. If this was activated from the outside- meaning no one is within- there should be a weak point where you can flood chakra and disengage the seal. It may only be a few centimetres, and may be under the surface, depending on how the tunnels collapsed.”

 

He nodded, and a wave of his bugs spread out and started burrowing within the crevices. It took every inch of control I had not to flinch and react.

 

I hated bugs. Really hated them. I could respect the Aburame, and I actually found them incredibly pleasant to deal with, but shit...anything with more than four legs was out in my book.

 

While we waited, I asked for an update on the battlefield. Deidara had been sealed, and was no longer a threat, and Itachi had located Kabuto- however passed the mantle to Gai and Kakashi. Madara had not yet engaged any further attack - Hashirama was still speaking with him, with Itachi.

 

The presence of Uchiha on the battlefield had also surprised Madara, and seemed shocked at the thought of an Uchiha as Hokage - it was the only reason he was willing to talk. Shikaku was not sure how long it would last.

 

Considering the dome was the only thing left of the tunnels, he wanted it explored. As I was nearing chakra exhaustion, he thought I’d be better for analysis at this point.

 

A few of the Kikaichi returned. “I believe we have found the point you are eluding to. The vibrations of the barrier are weaker at one point.”

 

“We need to force chakra into that point. Can they do that without dying?” I asked.

 

“You’re concern for the hive is surprising. Why? Many would not care.” He replied, confused.

 

“There’s always another way,” I said. “They’re part of you, I wouldn’t want to harm them.”

 

He nodded solelmly, but didn’t say anything else. Within a few seconds the barrier was down, and (the majority of) his Kikaichi returned.

 

The Iwa nin then stepped in and created a doorway- it was a perfect circle and provided no force or trauma to the rest of the shell. Nice-I wonder what ninjutsu that was?

 

Using a fire jutsu as a light source, I stepped inside to examine the interior, and the others followed behind me. It was certainly the remains of one of the caverns. The dome appearance must can been the barrier protecting the rock as the inside was much more irregular.

 

In the corner sat the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path...It was completely untouched. I half expected it to be buried in the rubble somewhere.

 

I walked forward to examine it, when something on on floor under my foot caught my eye- I directed the light to the floor and stepped back to examine the structure.

 

“Fuck.” I activated the comms. “Shikaku, we have a problem. I’m going to need a hand.”

 


 

“What is it?” Shikaku asked over the comms.

 

The seal was massive. It was a large circle with several branches and interlocking features. There was no way Kabuto designed it. The style was old- ancient, even. The kanji was heavily stylised- and any fuuinjutsu master worth his salt could have simplified it massively but this was like it had been copied from a book.

 

There was an interesting area that pointed Northeast. It was not designed to be static, and had the capabilities of siphoning and condensing energy.

 

I looked to Tobirama, but I already knew the answer.

 

“It’s a Demon Gate,” he said, frowning.

 

“A what?” Shikaku asked.

 

“A Demon Gate...It could drain the Bijuu from the Jinchuriki...they don’t even need to be in direct contact. There will be traps somewhere- if a Jinchuriki passes over one and its activated, it could grab on. The Bijuu will then be released, in corporeal form, through this seal.”

 

“It can extract the Bijuu? But aren’t they protected against that?”

 

I nodded. “Yes...but this is different. The seal I placed is supposed to protect from an outwards pull, but this will almost be like a ‘push’? I don’t know exactly how this works so I can’t guarantee anything.”

 

“And once the Bijuu are materialised, they could be controlled by the Sharingan,” Tobirama said.

 

“Can you destroy the seal?” Shikaku asked.

 

Tobirama shook his head. “Not quick enough...it’s too unstable. The design itself is solid- but there are several points that need to be destabilised at the same time before complete deactivation.”

 

“It could be deactivated by a specialised seal, but that will take time to construct. The best we can do is try and ensure the Jinchuriki stay out of it’s range.”

 

Shikaku frowned. “Thats not going to be that simple.”

 

“Erena and I will focus on the seal, but for now we need to prepare. Inform the Jinchuriki to keep an eye out for anything suspicious or out of the ordinary. Demon Gates are a myth, so I do not know what the traps may look like.”

 

Shikaku hummed. “Do you require any further assistance or materials?”

 

“Coffee. A shit ton,” I asked. I felt exhausted and I hadn’t even started.

 

“A unit of measurement I can understand. I’ll send someone down if I can.”

 

We worked quickly. We spent the first few minutes debating the correct methods, then divided the work. He’d focus on stabilisation, while I focused on dismantling. His part was necessary or anything I did would cause an explosion.

 

Tobirama had almost finished (I still had a lot to do), when he suddenly stopped and looked up.

 

“What is it?” I asked.

 

“I sense Madara’s chakra. He’s preparing something.”

 

“Oh, fuck.”

 

“Indeed.”

 

He didn’t need to say anymore, but he started working even faster than before.

 

“Tobirama- your assistance had been requested on the field.” We heard over the radio.

 

I turned to Tobirama. “Go. What have you got left to do?”

 

“I am done. It requires testing, but you should be able to manage that.”

 

“Definitely. Go!”

 

Not going to lie, but being left alone in a cave by yourself is pretty eerie. . There were a few people outside guarding, but other than that I was alone.

 

I didn’t have a real idea of what was going on up there. The radio was relatively quiet. In some ways I was happy for the lack of distraction.

 

All of a sudden, the seal on the floor began to glow.

 

“The Demon Gate is activated!” I said through the comms. “What’s going on?”

 

“It’s Utakata! He was tricked.” Shikaku said. “Are the seals ready?”

 

I looked down. I had almost finished, but I hadn’t placed a containment pathway.

 

“I...yes...but you’re going to want to clear the area. I can deactivate it, but can’t guarantee a little ‘boom’.’”

 

“Do it!”

 

Yessir...I activated Tobiramas seal, which worked beautifully. The glow of the seal became less frantic. I activated my portion, and the glow stopped immediately.

 

“It’s worked!” Shikaku said. “He’s been released. He’s now moved out of range. You should head to the surface, we could-“

 

The radio cut out suddenly.

 

There was a sudden tension and buzzing in the air, originating from the Demon Gate. It was like it was drawing out any chakra from the atmosphere around me.

 

What?

 

The cave husk started shaking, and a crack appeared in the centre of the seal...This was completely unexpected.

 

The seal was deactivated, but something had gone wrong. Instead of only Bijuu chakra being pulled, all the chakra in the air was being drawn in. On top of that, the pressure was causing the cave to come down.

 

I tried to teleport out of the area but it didn’t work- I couldn’t access my chakra at all. I wasn’t chakra depleted, but I was cut off.

 

I started to make a run for it, but as I made it to the opening, I was grabbed on the shoulder and pulled back. I lost my balance and fell down on my back, facing towards the ceiling.

 

A rock came flying down, and I rolled to avoid it. It smashed as it hit the ground, right where I had been.

 

I got up and looked to see what had grabbed me.

 

In the centre of the seal, the Shinigami was floating- looking in my direction with hatred. His tanto was clenched between his teeth, but he gave me a feral grin.

 

I remembered the silent promise after I used the Mask to release the Hokage from his stomach. I not only summoned him, but controlled him and made him lose his prizes. I was now his focus - he was angry and held a grudge.

 

His hair shot out and grabbed me by both shoulders, bringing me forward towards him. As he touched me, I felt the same coldness i experienced when I donned the Uzumaki mask. Fear plunged into my heart and I was so afraid I could not move.

 

I was brought up to arms length from him. There is a saying that talks about ‘staring death in the face’...now, as someone who was literally doing that, I can confirm it is not recommended. Death is vengeful and he was enjoying his game.

 

He must have somehow used the Demon Gate as a conduit to come forward- I didn’t know much about the spirit realm, but I could see how that was possible. It was designed to attract a huge amount of spiritual demonic chakra, so I could imagine how the Shinigami could piggyback on that.

 

He unsheathed the tanto with one hand, and brought the other one towards me.

 

I felt when he made contact with his hand, and I swore my heart stopped in shock.

 

If I felt cold before, now I was freezing. My eyes widened and I gasped as he clenched on something- I didn’t feel anything squeeze, it wasn’t physical at all. But my mind went blank.

 

I did, however, feel a tug as he tried to bring his hand out, tanto at the ready. A pain flooded by body and mind and I couldn’t breathe. But then it stopped.

 

Suddenly he released his hand and stared at me. There was a flicker of pure rage before he swung his tanto toward me.

 

“ERENA!” I heard from behind me. An orange light filled the shaking cavern.

 

As the Shinigami’s tanto made contact with my skin, I saw a flash of a flaming sword. The Shinigami’s hair released my body from it’s grip, and I fell.

Notes:

So...the Demon Gate (Kimon) is actually a thing mentioned in Japanese mythology, but I altered it a little for my use (Bijuu instead of Oni etc). I kept the lore of having it face northeast (Oni enter via this direction) because I found that a little cool.

I didn’t have Erena in a concrete place in the battle for many reasons- while she is top notch in combat, it’s not her true strength. Several others can do this, and better, but she can do things many others can’t.
Her teleportation has many uses, and Shikaku wanted to take advantage of it as much as possible, while keeping her to hand.

And the Shinigami was always going to come back. Death is not a benign entity.
I wanted a bit of symbolism here, too. I don’t want to explain fully ‘just’ yet, incase it spoils things a little.

As a warning...The next chapter is going to be VERY different (but not in a bad way...I hope). No spoilers, but I’ve had a lot of fun writing most of it already (but as blindeagle previous commented: what is fun for the writer is not necessarily fun for the characters)!

Chapter 72: Interlude: An Apple That Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Shinai, do you know why you are here?”

 

Shinai stood in the middle of the room, stretched arms above his head and felt his shoulders crack. Man, that was better.

 

“Nope, can’t say I do!” He chirped, smiling at Itachi. He did, but he knew Itachi wanted to tell him anyway. If he was going to rant at him, he was going to rant at him. It would be quicker just to let him get on with it than argue.

 

“Your mission was to investigate the unexpected increase in seismic activitiy. Instead, you caused a volcano to errupt and destroyed half the crops in the province.”

 

“Did you even read my mission report?” Shinai asked him, rolling his eyes. “There was a freaking demon or spirit or thing trying to get loose. And it looked like it was going to manage...I made an executive decision to trap the thing for good. Ever played Rock, Paper, Scissors? Well, lava trumps all, and there was an active volcano due to errupt. So bingo-I encased the ugly bastard in lava- if he actually gets out of that, then he deserves to go on whatever rampage he wants.”

 

Itachi sighed and rubbed his brow. “I’m not doubting the reason for your actions, but your methods were ill thought through. Even though you stabilised the volcano, the initial ash explosion caused devastation to the area.”

 

“I had to think on my feet, okay?”

 

“If you had contacted the village, advice may have been available. TenTen may have been able to assist-“

 

“No offence, but TenTen doesn’t deal in demon slaying.”

 

“The loudest action is not always the best one, Shinai. Because of this, the village must pay for the loss of the crops and send medics out to the area to deal with any health problems that may arise. Whether or not you resolved the mission parameters, and exceeded them, the village is now out of pocket for your recklessness. And this is not the first time.”

 

“Hey, now, the boat was totally not my fault-“

 

“Yes, Shinai. It was. You do not understand the consequences of your actions. Until you do, I am reallocating you to administration tasks. Don’t bother arguing,” Itachi said, as Shinai was about to open his mouth. “You’ll spend one day a week in accounting, two in archives, and the rest assisting this office- Shikamaru and Naruto will appreciate your help. And until I feel you have understood, I will not place you back on missions.”

 

“This is utter bullshit! I did nothing wrong!” Seriously, he should be a freaking hero. Itachi didn’t see the black skinned scaly freak- if he did he’d be thanking him.

 

“Maybe so, but this is reality.”

 

“Reality sucks.”

 

Itachi smiled. “Indeed. Now, unless you have any questions?” He paused, and Shinai shook his head. “You are dismissed...I’ll be seeing you next week.”

 

He left the office feeling much less pleased than when he entered. He was expecting some kind of telling off, but he’d never actually punished Shinai before. It was uncalled for, in his opinion.

 

Shinai may have only been thirteen, but he was still better than more than half of the other Jounin, so Itachi’s loss if he was taking him off missions. Giving him genin grunt work was a total insult, though. He could have just suspended him, but instead he’s sending Shinai to work in accounting? Who does that?

 

He walked home sullenly, hands in his pocket and kicked the door open.

 

“I’m home!” Shinai called as he entered, and kicked his shoes off.

 

“Shinai! You are back soon! Did your meeting go well?” He heard his father call from the livingroom.. Shinai walked in to find him in his usual place-middle of the floor. If he wasn’t training, he was scribbling his training guide...at this rate he’d probably get it published within the year.

 

His leg was in a binding- he must have left the support exoskeleton TenTen made him upstairs. Paralysed leg or not, Shinai doubt he even noticed half the time. No matter how many times Kakashi tried to tell him arms were not legs, he wouldn’t listen. And even with TenTen’s freaking design to help him walk, he didn’t bother using it unless Shinai made him.

 

“Nah, Itachi’s being a total dick.” Shinai flopped onto the sofa. “I’m off missions and set on admin duties for the foreseeable future.”

 

His father smirked. “While you see that as a punishment, Itachi will have a lesson for you. Do not doubt his methods - you may find it more enjoyable than you think.”

 

“But paperwork is so boring! You can’t tell me you don’t feel the same- I don’t see you taking up an office job.”

 

“You are correct! Offices could not contain our Energy and Youth! Although, I appreciate it is a necessity. You may not enjoy it but I don’t doubt you will gain some insight during your time there.”

 

As usual, his father was correct. Even if it frustrated him.

 

In the first few weeks, the only insight he gained was that Shikamaru was a sadistic bastard (he would give him any and all work he could palm off on him. His stupid smirk was ever present and he was enjoying every minute of it), Naruto had no idea what he was doing- with anything (Itachi was training him to take over his position in the next five years or so. Despite Naruto’s skill, it amazed Shinai he even remembered to put on shoes in the morning with how scatter brained he was. God help them when he was Hokage), and Itachi was Shinai’s least favourite person ever.

 

On one of the days in archives, where he was supposed to be filing mission reports, he sat reading about any cool A and S ranked missions he could find. Things were totally fucked up before the Battle of the Mountains Graveyard...and even worse- before the Alliances.

 

On one report he found the name of his mother and his father together...he had no idea they ever ran missions together. And his father went undercover cover as a Mist shinobi? What he would’ve paid to see that!

 

The whole thing seemed pretty standard, until he came to several redacted segments. There was no record of what happened, but the mission was deemed a success.

 

Shinai knew very little about his mother. He remembered her raising him as a child, but a lot of details about her life were never openly discussed. When she had died at the Mountains Graveyard, it was like she was a ghost haunting them. When he was younger, and especially right after she had died, he had refused to listen to any mention of her- much to his regret now.

 

When he was informed she was dead and wouldn’t be coming home, he had called everyone a liar and refused to let them speak about her unless it was to say she was coming back- but they never did.

 

His father tried to talk about her, but he would throw a tantrum. And to add insult to injury, not only did his mother not come back, but Lee had moved into the house to help his father adjust to his injury and care for Shinai- and Shinai hated it. He had hated how loud Lee was, that he couldn’t do normal things with this father, and generally how horrible his life had gotten.

 

In a child’s head, he put one and one together and came up with five (not literally, he was very good at maths), and it all correlated with his mother not being there any more, and so he said he hated her as well.

 

He still remembered the exact moment he broke his fathers heart on saying that.

 

After a few weeks he realised the truth of the situation, but was too stubborn to say anything. He felt bad and missed his mother so much...but he didn’t have the courage to speak to his father. He had been a coward and afraid to apologise.

 

His father had stopped mentioning her directly to him - Shinai had wanted him to talk but never actually told him. As he grew older, his father would often make comments along the lines of ‘you inherited that from your mother!’ or ‘I’m not even sure your mother could do that!’ But he would never elude further.

 

He occasionally asked his Aunt Yoshino about her, and she told him fantastical tales about the kunoichi who could stop time and turn snake monsters into dust with a single touch...but then after a while he stopped asking as he was fed up with being treated like a child. He didn’t want fairytales, he wanted to actually know about her.

 

His father was always sad when she was mentioned by others, and Rock Lee and TenTen had mused he would never get over the loss. They knew her well enough, but wouldn’t speak much of her either. Sasuke mentioned her a few times, and Shinai got the impression he was both afraid and in awe of her. He said she saved his life, even if indirectly, but never gave Shinai details about how.

 

After that, Shinai spent his time trying to read any and all files about her when he was placed in the archives. Her personnel file was heavily redacted. He was able to gauge enough from that she must have been ANBU at some point- another thing he didn’t know.

 

Her missions were also heavily redacted or completely missing from the file- so many off the book missions for one Shinobi? But she never made it past genin?

 

The main archives were useless in research on his mother, so he gave up and opted to look into his father instead. It was more complete, but his missions were all routine - the general bread and butter of shinobi.

 

Until he hit one mission when his father and genin team encountered an MIA nin by the name of Nakahara Erena...flicking through numerous documents around the same time, he found a report declaring her a missing nin (what?!) and a member of a terrorist organisation...this was retracted the next day but what on earth?

 

After that, she began to appear more clearly on documents - even if only her name signing off for administrative or tactical purposes. He realised a lot of her legitimate work coincided just before he was born.

 

Then came reports of her capture from an enemy (which he remembered) and the work just before the Battle.

 

Out of morbid curiosity, he also pulled the official reports from the battle and read peoples statements. He knew the stories, but it wasn’t something really talked about in excessive detail.

 

On reading his fathers and Itachi’s official report, he felt something jump in his throat and ended up running home.

 

“Mother didn’t just die, did she?” He demanded of his father once he made it home.

 

“Shinai?” His father blinked in surprise as he was making dinner. “What are you talking about? What brought on such an Unyouthful question?”

 

“But she didn’t...I’ve never realised before now, but when people tell you that you’ll see her again in the Purelands you turn and ignore them...it’s because you won’t, will you?”

 

He watched as his fathers face crumbled. “No, I will not.”

 

His father told him what he already knew from the reports- that her soul had been taken by the Shinigami. During the fighting, a rift had been caused to blend the spiritual realm with our world, and the Shinigami had taken the opportunity to seize his mother - as compensation for invoking him and releasing the dead Hokage. With nothing to fight, she hadn’t stood a chance.

 

“For all her life, all your mother sought was peace. She worked hard to attain it- for her friends, the village and even the Elemental Nations...she was the driving force between the whole of the Alliance, you must know. She showed what you could accomplish with determination and knowledge. But the one thing she couldn’t achieve was peace for herself.” His father sighed. “We tried to make her slow down, but there was always something to fix or that she needed to do. I may be energetic, but she was restless...and now even in death she cannot find peace.” He shook his head sadly. “She is doomed to spend eternity within the Shinigami alone. For everything she had done, she did not deserve that.” His father started to cry but laughed bitterly. “Itachi became obsessed to try and find a way to release her, but she destroyed the only way known. I think she knew of her fate, and wanted to stop anyone making the same mistake she did.”

 

After that it felt like Shinai neede to know everything about her- figure out what he missed out on over all the years. He researched his mothers life and wanted to know everything about her...He found out the fairy tales of her that his aunt told him as a child were not stories at all. He found about her childhood, or lack of, and everything else in between.

 

Whoever kept the rank of Genin on her file needed fired. Knowing she had the same Kekkei Genkai as him, he could see how much she actually held herself back...but also realised he was holding himself back, too.

 

From a young child she had a goal and a focus, but he had none. Yes, he wanted to protect and serve the Village and it’s allies, but he wasn’t guided by some greater force. He enjoyed it, and couldn’t imagine doing anything else. But that was it - everything he had accomplished was because he enjoyed doing it, nothing more.

 

What would it be like to actually strive to want to make a difference? Or have a cause. He envied his mother, but was also sad she couldn’t have been there to guide him...

 

And then it was like lightening struck.

 


 

 

It took three years.

 

He studied between missions and in secret. No one even had an inkling of his plans.

 

He got a huge amount of entertainment just knowing he was tricking everyone and they had no idea. He was surrounded with some of the more powerful shinobi in the elemental nations and he was totally getting one up on them.

 

He used missions as an opportunity to visit foreign libraries and search for prized objects. Before, he knew nothing of Fuuinjutsu (it was far too boring), but now he knew everything there was to know about different realms, summoning, spiritual manipulation...he only focused on what he needed for the sake of time...plus, he still found it super boring. He’d leave everything else to TenTen, thank you.

 

When he finally finished his seals, he felt like crying in relief. “No more fucking libraries,” he promised himself.

 

The next day he got everything together that he might need- money, clothing, identity shifting tags, and so on. He had to check out certain supplies stating a mission, but the supply team were used to his abnormal requests and never questioned it.

 

He also ensured he had a failsafe to return home - it never hurt to be too prepared.

 

Saying farewell to his father like he was leaving on a normal mission, he went to his base in the hidden tunnels by the Uchiha district (he set up a place to practice a year ago away from his house- his father was becoming increasingly nosey so he used the abandoned tunnels he explored with Sasuke when he was a child).

 

The transportation seal was slightly unstable, but it would be effective. Worst case scenario, he’d cause a small explosion and maybe burn his eyebrows off. The sacred object would be channeling the chakra and focus, and there wasn’t enough latent energy around to cause anything bigger.

 

Changing clothes, he drew the seal on the floor stepped in and activated.

 


 

Man, Konoha was basic...with all the progress that had happened over the years, he forgot how it used to be. It also didn’t help they were in the process of clearing up after some attack, but repairs seemed to be almost finished.

 

Even so, the technology was weak and buildings were pretty rustic. What a difference over a decade makes, huh?

 

He wandered through the streets trying to get an understanding how to accomplish his plan, and started towards the Hokage Tower. He remembered her spending a lot of time there, often dragging him along. It seemed like a good place to start.

 

By some miracle, he didn’t even need to walk that far - he caught sight of Kakashi and his mother quickly talking in hushed voices as a group followed behind, and entering a cafe.

 

His mother was exactly as her remembered, but her expression was different. He always remembered a constant look of amusement and fondness when he was with her - even if she was annoyed or exasperated by him, she never lost it. She was warm, even is slightly distant at times, and was definitely the strict parent.

 

The person in front of him now was all business. She looked confident. It was difficult to read her. He followed them into the cafe, but was annoyed when he couldn’t overhear, even with the listening devices activated. She must have had a security countermeasure up. With the reports of her he found, it had told him she was extremely paranoid, so I guess this stacked up.

 

Even so, he could see her face well enough. She had extreme control over her expressions, and was clearly letting people only see what she wanted. Her facial muscles never twitched or showed even the minuscule micro expression - he had learned about ROOT, and suspected schooling her expressions was a side effect of that. He wondered if anyone knew what she was really thinking?

 

He wasn’t going to lie, if he was on mission with her he’d find it extremely off putting, and a little bit creepy? How could you trust that?

 

Eventually he watched as she stood up, and two of the companions followed her out. Kakashi stayed with the other two, although he didn’t seem happy about it. He was his godfather but damn he was a miserable bastard sometimes. That was a standard Kakashi sulk right there.

 

Shinai opted to leave and follow his mother- he’d have to be careful as she was ex-ANBU but if there was one thing he could do was follow and evade detection - he could squash his chakra until it was impossible to detect, and even alter the signature slightly. One trick he often utilised was to fluctuate his signature, with appearance, so people would be confident that he was multiple different people instead of the same one following. It was particularly useful for following sensors.

 

When she entered the library, he waited outside. This was going to be harder than he thought. He needed to wait until the perfect opportunity, but if she was mainly acting as an escort to visiting shinobi, or residing with the office, it may not present itself easily.

 

Plus, he wanted to speak to her. She was right there, but he knew he couldn’t. She was perceptive and intuitive so the risk of her realising something was off was pretty high.

 

He sighed. What a disaster. He’d spent years planning - the things he’d had to do to get the sacred artefacts for time travel made him shiver in remembrance. Then there was the fuuinjutsu...

 

The seal he devised wouldn’t last for long, so he had calculated that this was the first possible day of application. He didn’t have long until the Battle of the Mountain Graveyard itself, and then time was out...

 

He watched as she left the library and went to the Hokage Tower- there was no chance for today. He made a shadow clone to continue following her, but he was done for the day. Plus he was hungry and needed to sort out some accommodation.

 

The next day his shadow clone continued to do the work while he wondered around. Why do the work when shadow clones could do it for you? It was silly, really.

 

He stopped for breakfast, picked up some supplies (there was a blacksmith that made some crazy Shuriken- he’d definitely be taking back some as a souvenir), and spent a lot of time with his feet up.

 

He was practically itching to hit a training field, but that would be suicide in this climate.

 

He was having lunch at his favourite yakitori place (it never changed! He was delighted), when his father came in, with Kakashi and...him.

 

Well. That’s a mind fuck right there.

 

“Mah, don’t worry,” Kakashi drawled. “She knows what she’s doing. She used to drive Sensei insane - looking back, it was pretty funny.”

 

“Father! It was really cool. Like an actual mission!”

 

“See? Cool. He enjoyed himself.”

 

“Mmm Hmm! You should have seen how I crawled through the ceiling! No one caught me! And mother said I’d need a distraction but she wouldn’t tell me what to do - but she said my idea was really good! I wanted to set his hair on fire but she said nothing that would hurt - pranks aren’t funny if they hurt people.” He watched himself nod sagely, and Kakashi messed his hair up affectionately.

 

“And he’s learning...see? She’s just treating him like a mini-her.”

 

His father sighed deeply. “Why are you always so cool?!..I have a most Youthful idea!” Gai turned to the younger Shinai. “Let’s prank your mother! That will be the ultimate test of your skills!”

 

Kakashi laughed. “Good luck...she’ll see through you two in a second.”

 

“You are correct! We should ask for assistance!”

 

Shinai stopped listening. He remembered how this went. His mother was so angry...she had come back from a bar in a reasonably good mood (he remembered a small argument about her smelling of sake and seeming overly cheerful- for some reason his father was concerned) then assaulted by an over zealous barrier . He never asked people for help pranking after that, unless he could test the seals or equipment himself.

 

Bingo!

 

The bar. That would be the perfect place.

 

He followed her (in person) as she was taken into a bar by Senju Tsunade. Whatever they were talking about, his mother was plotting and she was enjoying it. His father said they had the same mischievous glint in their eyes.

 

He watched as she went to the bar to order and jumped up. As she was waiting, he stood next to her and ordered tea...and promptly spilled it over her arm. He expected more of a reaction- it was like it barely hurt her.

 

He pretended to fuss all over her, and touched his palm to her arm- transferring the seal.

 

Now, in all his planning, this was what took the most time. He created a seal to stop her soul from leaving her body- so strong that even the Shinigami’s touch couldn’t break it. It needed to override any power the Shinigami had...which was a lot.

 

Unfortunately, because of the power needed, all of the seals he developed were only temporary. No matter how much chakra he applied, they would fade. Hence why timing was so crucial.

 

But he also needed to make sure it wasn’t detectable. From her files, she had a loathing for people who placed seals on others without their permission. He could understand it- she’d had cursed seals put on her by three different people, which ultimately let to her suffering.

 

In honestly, he felt bad about it. But it was a means to an end.

 

Within the seal itself, lay a concealment. Even with chakra applied, it wasn’t detectable and wouldn’t become visible.

 

Then came the placement. But he had an answer for that before it even started.

 

Not only could he mentally visualise the seals, his chakra control was so precise he could replicate it precisely while concentrating chakra in the pattern using nothing but a touch of the palm of his hand.

 

One quick touch, and the seal was burned on. And once it place, it would activate and disappear.

 

And it worked so well, he almost felt a spark of sorrow seeing years of planning come to completion in nothing more than the blink of an eye and an insult from his mother.

 

But also - he was the absolute shit.

 

He had done it...okay, sure, he hadn’t seen it actually work yet but he’d managed to go back in time, place a life (and soul) saving seal on his paranoid mother without her noticing, and could hop back without being found out.

 

Who else could have managed? Absolutely no one.

 

He’d stopped worrying about the consequences of his actions a year after he started. When he went back home, he’d find himself in a another reality and another set of memories...but the lore he found said he’d still remember the original, so effectively he’d have two sets of memories.

 

One tale told of someone who’d gone insane because his mind couldn’t handle the confusion, but he’s pretty sure he could manage. What’s the point in having a mental Kekkei Genkai if you can’t use it?

 

He relaxed back on his chair, with his new pot of tea, revelling in his utter awesomeness.

 

“I never thought you were a reckless idiot.”

 

He turned around to the very familiar voice. “How in the hells did you get here?” He asked.

 

Sasuke, his Sasuke, in disguise, appeared beside the table glowering at him.

 

“Your chakra disappeared suddenly, but you weren’t playing one of your usual games. The pack tracked your scent...you left a mess.” Sasuke flicked his forehead in annoyance. “But thankfully, because you’re a slob, TenTen was able to decipher your notes.”

 

“So note to self...tidy up after myself,” he mumbled in annoyance.

 

“Or don’t make dangerous and reality altering actions before conferring with others. What were you thinking?”

 

“I was thinking I could save my mother from an eternity of torture.” He shrugged.

 

“Really? And you are willing to risk your life doing it? Because I can guarantee she would not agree with this-“

 

“Well, nice for you to say that, but I never knew her,” he snapped, crossing his arms. “And even when I pass to the the purelands, I never will either.”

 

Sasuke gave him a soft look. “Shinai, I’m sorry. I never realised how much this affected you. You never said.”

 

“I didn’t need to. I figured it out on my own.”

 

Sasuke sighed and looked down. “But you shouldn’t have to.” He looked up. “Once, I was in the same mindset as you, thinking I had the answers. But I was wrong. I almost made a huge mistake...and you want to know who figured it out and set me on the right path? Your mother.” He gave Shinai a sad smile, and Shinai’s eyes widened. “Let me do the same for you...lets go back before you make a mistake. You can’t change the past, and I can guarantee she wouldn’t want you to if it meant any risk to you.”

 

Shinai paused. “It’s a bit too late for that.” He said quietly.

 

Sasuke frowned. “Explain.”

 

“You’re...ten minutes too late?” He explained. “I’ve done what I came to do.”

 

“What have you done?” Sasuke said sternly. “How can we undo it?”

 

“You can’t...I put a seal on her to stop the Shinigami removing her soul.”

 

Sasuke straightened. “And she never noticed?”

 

Shinai shook his head, and sent a lop sided smile. “And she’ll never find out.”

 

Sasuke sat and thought quietly. “You realise this could change everything? Not just her presence in your life...but everything?”

 

“I’ve thought about that-“

 

“Have you?” Sasuke growled. “It could alter the outcome of so many things...minor and major events will be changed...your mother...she liked to meddle. With everyone and everything...are you willing to risk that?”

 

Shinai sat up and stared at Sasuke defiantly. “Yes.”

 

Sasuke let out a breath. “Well I’m not. And I won’t have you live with the consequences.” Sasuke stood up. “Come on. Show me where you’re staying...we better get comfortable until I figure out what to do.”


 

 

Sasuke had given him strict instructions not to move from the hotel room until he returned...he was funny sometimes.

 

Shinai wandered out for no reason other than he was told not to (Sasuke really was being quite unreasonable). Sasuke had been so utterly boring the last couple of days, and had shadowed Shinai everywhere- making sure they were far away from anyone he knew.

 

So while he could, he escaped. He was enjoying the freedom so much he almost completely walked by the stall.

 

He found his mother getting some form of take out (it looked like smoothies and an omelette? His fathers hangover food?) and talking to none other than Hoshigaki Kisame.

 

She was smiling broadly, whereas he was standing cross-armed (trying to look intimidating) but with a smirk. It was...unexpected.

 

“- have the personality of a chimpanzee.”

 

“Yea, well...then you’re a...fuck. You’re a shark. I don’t like this conversation. You can’t relate individual personalities to a whole species of animals. It makes no sense. They are individuals, too, you know.”

 

“You just don’t like the answer.”

 

“I don’t, but that means nothing...oh, I know. I remember this old game that had a way of describing characters. You’re totally lawful neutral... You act via a code, and thats the most important thing, and you don’t care who or what you affect as long as shit gets done. Take yesterday for example...went a little bit far with the strangulation, no?”

 

“You said make it convincing. I did what was necessary...and how would you explain yourself?”

 

“I’m chaotic good- it does what it says on the tin. Too much conscience, and a little bit batshit. But sometimes I might be chaotic neutral... I think it depends on the day. Sometimes I really just give zero fucks, you know?”

 

Hoshigaki snorted. “Chaotic, indeed. If you were some basic kunoichi I wouldn’t have any time for you.”

 

“Is that your way of saying you like me? You really, really like me?”

 

“It’s my way of saying you are more tolerable than most people. Pass me a set of chopsticks, please.” He grunted.

 

She passed the item over. “You say tolerable, but I hear lets make friendship bracelets and braid each other’s hair. Same thing, really.”

 

“You touch my hair and your hands will no longer be attached.”

 

“That sounds like a challenge!”

 

Shinai was stunned...his mother wasn’t some serious kunoichi providing constant support to the Hokage. She was a troll...a motherfucking troll.

 

And a troll with magical powers who managed to wrap one of the most feared shinobi around her finger. He remembered they acquainted, but damn.

 

Was she like this with everyone? It would explain a lot of comments he had received growing up.

 

“Right, I should get back to Gai. Hopefully he’s not woken up and vomited. Again....I swear I never had hangovers this bad. He’s such an amateur.”

 

“That’s because you were in a perpetual state of inebriation. You have to be sober to get a hangover.”

 

She clicked her fingers at him. “Good point.” She gathered the bag from the server. “Anyway, see you later!”

 

She walked off and Shinai was stunned. What even was that?

 

In those brief minutes, he saw a side of her that he hadn’t before. She was...fun. Sarcastic and witty. And seemed to take delight in annoying Hoshigaki. He did remember her and Kakashi having verbal battles, but not to the same extent of freedom he just witnessed.

 

She was always just his mother to him, and he’d never taken notice of the other side to her. She seemed free, and full of life.

 

He stormed back to Sasuke, finding him already in the hotel room.

 

“I don’t care what you say, I’m not changing anything,” Shinai pleaded at his brother-mentor. “I just saw her, and in a few minutes of watching her I learned more about her than I could reading through a load of files. She deserves to live. Please don’t make me take that away.”

 

Sasuke stared at him. “You truly are prepared to be this selfish?”

 

“I’m the most selfish person you will ever meet,” Shinai replied seriously, with no hint of a joke on his voice.

 

Sasuke sighed. “Then explain everything you know...what’s going to happen next? We need to be prepared.”

 


 

The Battle at the Mountain Graveyard was over, and everyone was returning.

 

The injured were returning first, with the first wave and the Hokage on the rear. From experience, he knew his father would injured- it was no different here. He was unconscious and on a stretcher, a medical stasis seal in place. He would live, although never quite the same.

 

What he didn’t expect was to see his mother in the same group. Unconscious, but breathing. He let out a sigh of relief.

 

“Don’t relax just yet. This is new territory, we don’t know what’s happened,” Sasuke said. Shinai nodded.

 

“I think she’ll be fine. Have you seen everything else she’s been through? What’s a little battle going to do?”

 

“Famous last words, idiot.”

 

“It’s all fine. You’ll see. Then we can high tail it back home, get your memories erased and everything will be super.”

 


 

Things weren’t super.

 

Things were bad.

 

Her mother wasn’t dead, but something had gone wrong.

 

“Her soul isn’t connected anymore. It’s there, but occupying a space. Like a soul sitting in a vase,” Shinai said. “It’s all been for nothing.”

 

“Not necessarily...she will not suffer within the Shinigami. Once her soul is released, she can be free.”

 

Shinai punched the hospital wall...it left a dent.

 

“But I wanted more.”

 

“Take what you can. You made a difference, and an everlasting one.”

 

“So, what should I do?”

 

“You said the seal will fade. Say your goodbyes and let’s go home.” He placed a hand on Shinai’s shoulder.

 

Shinai took hold of his mother’s hand, and held it for the last time. “I’m sorry. I tried.” He said before letting go.

 

He pulled out a storage seal, and took out the relic he needed to return with, and the return scroll. He took Sasukes arm and activated it.

 

They disappeared and the scroll turned to ash.

 

The nurse doing the rounds was incredibly confused by the sudden appearance of a deep dent in the wall, and an antique decoration on the floor. But she was new and didn’t know the procedure for unexpected objects suddenly appearing in a ninjas room. She handed it in to lost and found, where it was then lost and never found again.

 


 

The next day, the equipment in Nakahara Erenas room suddenly started singing the songs of their people, as her heart started beating far too fast than they were happy with. Yumi and his team wasted no time in running through to find Erena’s eyes wide open and staring at the ceiling, unblinking.

 

Yumi immediately moved to her side to check her vitals. As he touched her wrist, she shook him off and pointed to the ceiling.

 

“Steven’s back.”

Notes:

Shinai: skilled, arrogant and carefree, but stubborn. His mothers smarts and disregard for authority, and his fathers determination and strength.

If you go back to chapter 68, you’ll see the scene in the bar from Erena’s POV.

Shinai was always going to be his mothers saviour - and exceed her in her own skill with regards to time manipulation (although time travel was never something she wanted to do).

I might write more on Shinai in future (I’d like to explore his dynamic with people a bit more-he’s actually very fun!), but we’ll see!

I hope you enjoyed!

Chapter 73: Closure: part 1

Notes:

Sooooo...as many of your guessed, the story is coming to a close! Erena’s story is winding down- but she’s still an interfering busybody.

This is the first part of the conclusion (there will be two!)

Check the chapter notes at the end for info on future projects and side stories!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

“Behold! Uchiha Itachi! The mortal so fearsome even death runs from his very presence!”

 

“And behold Nakahara Erena, the girl so stubborn she refused the shinigami her soul.”

 

I grinned and laughed.

 

Since I had woken up, I was under strict monitoring. I had been awake for two days- most of which Inoichi and his cousin had spent examining my mind and spirit, and they had even gotten Jiraiya involved. They were acting like I was come medical marvel and I was over it.

 

At the Demon Gate, Itachi had found me at the hands of the Shinigami, and used his enchanted sword (he never told me it was the freaking sword of Totsuka!) to intercept the Shinigami. Apparently when the sword made contact with the Shinigami’s tanto (which was baffling in itself, as it was comprised of spiritual energy), it was absorbed and sealed away somewhere, and the Shinigami immediately unsummoned himself.

 

The Shinigami was afraid of Uchiha Itachi.

 

I thought it was freaking hilarious.

 

While I was unconscious, Itachi handed me to others to take me to medical while he joined the rest of the fight (they kicked butt: Madara saw the error of his ways- eventually, and Itachi sealed away Black Zetsu using the sword of Totsuka).

 

At camp, the medics couldn’t find a reason for my unconsciousness, and when a Yamanaka healer examined me she came up with the obviously incorrect analysis that my soul was no longer present. Inoichi had given a second opinion and concurred; they suspected the Shinigami had succeeded in taking my soul- but couldn’t understand how I was still alive.

 

Hello...clearly not sealed in a hellscape stomach and very much alive.

 

When I woke up, I told Inoichi he was crap at his job and I doubted everything he ever told me, if that was what he thought.

 

And to prove a point, they were continuing to do tests and mindwalks and getting Jiraiya to check things out...so I was stuck here until they were certain I wasn’t going to keel over and my soul was going to go floating off on some adventure (although I did admit to them it sounded quite fun, and asked if they thought astral projection for anyone other than a Yamanaka would actually be possible...Itachi found out and sent orders that should I even think about looking into it he’ll lock me up).

 

I was placed on a seal similar to what I used when I extracted the cursed seal from Sasuke- it would stop any soul or soul fragment leaving the area...the idiots were concerned the soul would randomly detach, but no matter how many times I told them a soul likes something to cling to, they wouldn’t listen.

 

“So, my illustrious Hokage and conqueror of conquerors,” I said. “To what do I owe the honour of this visit? I’m sure you are very busy and important and have no time to waste on little old me.”

 

He smiled. “I escaped the first chance I could, although I may have left a shadow clone in my place.” He came and sat on the edge of my bed. “How are you feeling?”

 

“BORED,” I complained, flinging myself backwards dramatically. “I’m absolutely fine and there’s no reason for me to be here. Even Yumi said he’d discharge me. YUMI! And he’s usually all about keeping me under lock and key. If I have to have one more mindwalk I’m going to lose my shit.”

 

“That is what you get for squaring up against the Shinigami,” he poked my forehead affectionately. “What have we learned?”

 

I sighed. I’d already had this conversation with Shikaku. “That I should stay away from spirits and any kind of spiritual manipulation. Living equals good, death equals bad.”

 

Even though the Shinigami was scared away, there was concern he could still come for me if given the chance, so I was banned from any kind of activity where he could take advantage, like the Demon Gate...It wouldn’t be hard, as it’s not like it was a hobby.

 

“Excellent. Hopefully you’ll listen for once,” he smirked, and then had to duck as I threw a pen at him. “If you stop assaulting me for one second-“ I threw a scrunched up ball of paper at him, too. “Okay, then I won’t tell you that you’re free to go.”

 

Paused and blinked at him. “I’m free to go? This bullshit is over?”

 

“For now. But I can’t promise Inoichi won’t summon you again.”

 

“Yes!” I scurried out of bed, ran over and kissed his cheek and ran to the door and stopped at the doorframe. “I’m super happy you’re here and all but-“ I pointed down the corridor.

 

He laughed. “Go! I’ll go see Shisui and perhaps find you later.”

 

I grinned and disappeared from the room.

 

“No running in the corridor!” I heard someone shout to me. I ignored them.

 

Since my confinement, I’d been unable to see Gai, or Shinai. Gai was bed bound, and they didn’t want Shinai to see me while I was ‘spiritually unstable’...another reason I was so over their crap.

 

Unlike me, Gai had not returned unscathed and was legitimately hospitalised. He had taken on Madara himself, and while he almost defeated him (I was so proud of him it actually hurt), he ended up very broken. The internal bleeding and broken bones were pretty much repaired (as much as possible, considering Yumi described them as ‘confetti’), but he’d severed his sciatic nerve on the right leg. He was fully paralysed on his leg and there was no way to repair it.

 

He was going to be in a wheel chair the rest of his life.

 

For someone like Gai, it would be unbearable. And before he even considered going into any kind of funk about it, I’d already planned.

 

Because screw that.

 

I’d already devised many ways to show him that walking was overrated (many of them involved not leaving the bedroom), and it’s not like he didn’t have three limbs and a genius level brain. I couldn’t tell him what to do, but I’d help him figure out what he needed. And once he did, I’m sure his determination would take over.

 

Considering all the times he looked after me, it was only fair.

 

To do list: convince him that succeeding with a debilitating injury was a challenge worth facing (but he may have that covered anyway), procure another wheelchair for Kakashi to continue their challenges (despite it being against my better judgement), stop Lee from crying everything time he saw him (this would probably take the longest).

 

Shinai and Kakashi were already in Gai’s room when I arrived. Gai was asleep, and Shinai cuddled into his left side (also asleep). It was unbearably cute.

 

Kakashi must have sensed my arrival, as he lazily turned around from the visitors chair.

 

“Mah, returned to the land of the living?” He said.

 

“Oh, shush. I never left,” I replied, and sat on the seat next to him, taking Gai’s medical chart to read. “But they’re happy I’m not going to float away into a ghost, so that’s something.”

 

“Mmm,” he said. “We were worried for a minute.”

 

Well, shit. If he was admitting that, then things must have been bad.

 

“Good thing I have more lives than a cat!”

 

“Don’t try and use any more of them, okay?”

 

I smiled at him. “Okay.”

 

We sat in silence for a while. That was a very strange and serious conversation and I didn’t like the implications.

 

Obito had died in the Battle, and I’d heard he wasn’t taking it that well. I guess this just proved a point.

 

Obito died saving Naruto, but I don’t think that was much consolation to Kakashi. After the Hokage returned to the afterlife (and my father), he was left as the sole survivor of Team Minato...again.

 

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura had already taken the executive decision to annoy the hell out of him so he couldn’t wallow in self pity (his specialty), but I don’t think that would be enough.

 

Usually, Gai would step in and bring him out of his negativity. Unfortunately, I don’t think he’s be in the best place to to that to the level he needed.

 

Good thing we had a secret weapon.

 

“Kakashi...I know it’s a lot to ask, but would you mind taking Shinai for a day or two once Gai is discharged? I need to sort the house, and it would be easier for him to learn how to manoeuvre without Shinai running under his feet.”

 

He looked at me for a second before narrowing his eye at me. “I know what you’re doing.”

 

“Trying to get a free babysitter?” I replied innocently.

 

“When have your ever had to pay for childcare?”

 

“Never...but that’s because I ask people- like this,” I gave him a winning smile and he sighed.

 

“You’re annoyed,” he huffed. “But fine. Anyway, I wanted to ask something. Feel free to say no.” I raised my eyebrows in surprise. “I’d like to offer Shinai the contract to the Pack. I’ve already mentioned is to Gai, but he said to check with you first.”

 

Huh. It’s not often I can be surprised, but I was now. I had no idea he was considering it. And it was actually kind of perfect.

 

Shinai had shown zero interest in the turtles, but adored the ninken. And if Gai was okay with it, then so was I...okay, it probably meant a lifetime of dogs running around and finding hairs in places they shouldn’t (did dog hair also unsummon when they did?), but it would probably be quite fun too.

 

I shrugged. “If Shinai wants to then-“

 

“YES!”

 

Shinai sprung up from the bed, waking Gai up with the movement, and ran over to me. “Can I?”

 

“Can you what?”

 

“Summon the ninken!”

 

“Well, not right now, no.”

 

“But I can sign the contract? And then Kakashi can teach me? And then I’ll have dogs around all the time!”

 

I sighed, while holding back a smile that was threatening to appear, “If you must.”

 

“YOSH!” Shinai exclaimed, and hugged me around the waist, before going to Kakashi. Gai and I burst out laughing, while Kakashi eye smiled. It was the first time I’d ever heard him say that and it was utterly adorable. I looked at Gai and sent him a soft lop sided smile, whereas he was full blown grinning.

 

“Well!” Kakashi got up and clapped. “I’ll go speak to the pack then, and be back later. I’ll leave you three to play happy families - I’m out.” And he shunshinned away.

 

While Shinai was dancing around, I went and took his place on the bed next to Gai.

 

“I heard you were a total badass,” I said, smiling at him.

 

“Ah! All I did was use my skills and fought for what I believed in! It was nothing more than doing my duty!”

 

“Don’t undersell yourself - it was total badass. I think you’ve more than proven you’re the greatest taijutsu master that there ever was.” I wrapped an arm around him. “And thanks for not dying after opening all of the gates. It’s super appreciated.”

 

He gave a booming laugh and placed him arm over my shoulder. “You are welcome! I was surprised by the outcome, but cannot deny I am pleased! I will admit there will be many difficulties ahead to overcome. But I know with strength and determination I will succeed!”

 

And that there was why I loved him. You can’t keep Maito Gai down.

 

“Mother! Father!” Shinai came over. “How many dogs do you think I should start with? Four? Five?!”

 

I stilled.

 

“What have we done?”

 


 

 

“Fuck this for a laugh,” I said, trying to move Gai’s wheelchair into the house without it banging in the walls.

 

He was already in the livingroom, having used his crutches, but even manoeuvring the thing into the house was impossible. Annoyed, I let it go and took out a storage scroll, promptly sealed it away.

 

Pleased, I dusted my hands off and went to join him. “You get comfortable, and I’m going to sort a few things out,” I said. “I can confirm a wheelchair in the house is a no-no, so I’m going to have to rethink a few things. For starters-“

 

“Come and join me!” I grabbed my arm and pulled- forceful but gentle- and I sat beside him.

 

I was weird being in the house with just us. Kakashi had taken Shinai on their little summoning adventure, and it was strange not having any evidence of my father - whether is a pile of books or candles lying around (he was surprisingly a fan). The Resurrected had released themselves after the battle - my father did not know the true extent of my ailment and simply thought it was a mild head injury so he left with the others, having already said goodbye.

 

“Oh, do you want some tea?” I said, attempting to spring up again, but he held on to my hand.

 

He laughed. “While I appreciate your Youthful approach to caring for me, it is unnecessary! I would like to face my difficulties head on.”

 

“So I can’t make you tea?” I said frowning. I was trying here. I was trying to be the caring one for once, but my efforts were being rebuked. In the hospital, he refused assistance from me even when it was just simple things like helping him get to the bathroom. On the way back from the hospital he had refused to let me push the wheelchair - which was fine. He’d been cooped up for days and was probably a bit stir crazy but I was starting to feel a little rejected.

 

“It is not a matter of tea - I need to do this myself. If I do face difficulties, then I promise I will ask for assistance but I need to believe I can do this. If I do not, how can I think to care for you and Shinai? This is my challenge to complete myself.

 

“So you don’t want tea?” I wished to confirm. I could understand his sentiment, but it didn’t mean I wouldn’t be watching him like a hawk.

 

“I do not want tea-no!” He grinned and pulled me on top of him so I was sitting on his lap (away from the cast). “But I do want you.”

 

“Isn’t it a bit quick to have my weight on your leg? What if-“

 

He brought me into a deep kiss and pulled me closer into him. “This is the first time I have been able to hold you since you agreed to be my wife. There is no injury that could suppress my passion and love for you at this moment.”

 

“But-“

 

He kissed me again, and I pulled back before he got carried away. He frowned, looking a bit upset.

 

“If you’d let me finish- I was just going to say I need to close the curtains.”


 

“We need a bigger house,” I declared a few weeks later. “This is ridiculous.”

 

The place was mayhem. Gai was hardly inhibited by his injury at all- he decided that he would walk everywhere on his hands around the house. It was a disaster at first- the paralysed leg caused severe balance issues and he would fall over. Many things broke. Many many things.

 

Then came along Shinai’s ‘starter’ ninken - a tiny Labrador puppy he called Adzuki...it was cute but a menace. It chewed everything. It even ate through a fucking wall. Kakashi tried to act all cool and nonchalant about it, and said it was up to Shinai to train him alone, but I was having none of it. He was a four year old child who thought a puppy was to play with and run around on ‘missions’- he couldn’t be expected to figure it out on his own...we ended up getting into a rather heated argument (our first real one for years) and Gai had to step in.

 

Kakashi agreed to give Shinai ‘pointers’, but didn’t come over to the house for a week. When he did, he brought a box of sweets with him that he just ‘stumbled upon’ on the way over. I knew an apology when I saw one.

 

Between constant house guests (Kakashi, Lee, and others visiting), Gai and puppies, it was too much for the tiny house and I was beginning to feel claustrophobic. I was also around constantly (I took time off to help Gai acclimatise) and I was pretty sure I was getting cabin fever.

 

“While I agree our home is struggling to contain our Youth, the financial constraints will make it impossible,” Gai said, meaning his ‘retirement’ and lack of financial contribution. “But I do not doubt that we will be able to manage with our beautiful home!”

 

“Yea, no...we’re moving,” I said. “There’s a house in the Nara district next to the woods - the woman just died. Old age, no family, very sad...I’m going to ask Shikaku if he’s consider letting us buy it - it shouldn’t be a problem unless a clan member has already put in interest.”

 

Gais face went blank. “While that sounds like a most Youthful idea-“

 

I stopped and put a finger over his lips to shush him. “I have money aside from when I was in Akatsuki...it’s been sitting untouched. It felt a little like blood money, so I never used it - except to make a ‘donation’ to the hospital. But if it gives us breathing space, I don’t give a fuck. Please?”

 

He didn’t argue at all, and within a few weeks we were out.

 

I also returned back to work at the Hokage tower - thankfully. I loved my family but I needed something to do.

 

Things were very different now - with no international catastrophes to plan for. I spent most of my time with the spy network and double checking suspicious missions. I was also the official go-to for the other countries ambassadors to speak to (I wanted to make Kisame the official ambassador for Mist so I had an excuse to chat to him all the time but it was declined). I offered to take a few things off Itachi’s plate, which he jumped at - he was soon able to enjoy a five day week himself and he seemed to be coming back to himself - I never realised how much the stress and constant events were suppressing fun Itachi.

 

We were sitting in the office having a little coffee break (he sent an ANBU to get dango - it was a complete and utter abuse of power and I wholeheartedly approved) when Shisui came in and joined us - completely uninvited, might I ask.

 

He sat down, leaned over to the desk and stole a stick of dango - Itachi was looking at him with unconcealed anger in his eyes. I’m surprised the sharingan didn’t activate.

 

“Is this what you guys do all day now?” He asked, taking a bite. “Cushty.”

 

“Excuse us for having a break,” I scoffed.

 

“Well, don’t forget my invite next time.”

 

“We will,” Itachi said, still glaring at the half eaten dango in Shisui’s hand. “Other than stealing my dango, what do you want?”

 

“I can feel the love from here,” he said, rolling his eyes but smirking as he took another bite. “I have news.”

 

“Don’t talk with food in your mouth,” I snapped. Oh, that was the mother in me coming out. “Besides, we already know.”

 

He frowned. “You know?”

 

“We know,” Itachi confirmed, with a light smirk.

 

Shisui narrowed his eyes. “What do you know?”

 

“Odori’s pregnant and you’re moving the wedding up. Congrats,” I said, taking a sip of coffee.

 

“How?!”

 

“ROOT like to gossip. And so does Erena,” Itachi said. “And we’re happy for you.”

 

“I only gossip to you. No one else cares,” I said sadly. Seriously, I had a spy network at my finger tips and some of the best gossip in the elemental nations and no one to tell except Itachi, who only listened because I made him. I regret not making any female friends.

 

“I can’t believe you two!” Shisui said, with outrage. “My life isn’t the subject of gossip!”

 

“Of course it is, no one is left out. Take Itachi, for example,” I said, giving him the side eye. I could see Itachi go pale.

 

“No! How did you find out? It’s not even official yet!”

 

“Wait, what?” Shisui’s ire evaporated.

 

“He proposed to Izumi last night.”

 

Itachi’s head hit the desk, and Shisui barked a laugh. “No way! Congratulations!...wait, she did say yes, didn’t she?”

 

Itachi scoffed. “Of course she did. She’s very happy.” He turned to me. “It was...spontaneous. No one is supposed to know before we approach the Uchiha Clan Elders to request permission.”

 

“Fuck the elders,” I said. “You’re Hokage. You can do what the fuck you want.”

 

“We are still members of the clan. There are certain rules.”

 

“Fuck them. Seriously. Fuck every last one of them. What are you going to do if they say no...break up with her?”

 

“Well, no. Of course not,” he said frowning.

 

“Then screw them. They’re a bunch of narrow minded gits...look at how they treat Odori?” I motioned towards Shisui. “They need a figurative kick up the ass, and you’re the one to do it!”

 

“But my father-“

 

“Please, who do you think told about your engagement? He’s over the moon.” Fugaku was a surprising gossip, himself. I walked past him in the morning and he just blurted it out. “He’ll have your back, I guarantee.”

 

Shisui finished his dango and looked at Itachi. “I’m staying out of this, but I think it sounds hilarious. Can you imagine their reaction? I think you should definitely do it.”

 

“Shisui...encouraging him is not staying out of it.”

 

Itachi sighed. “I’ll speak to Izumi first...do I make an official statement, or let the gossipmongers do their worst?”

 

I grinned. “You just leave that to me.”


 

I had something very controversial I wanted to do, and that could spell political suicide for me within Konoha but I was going to do it anyway. I’d given it a lot of thought and preparation...if anything, I was angry for myself for not acting sooner.

 

I approached the gates of the Hyuuga district and asked for permission to speak to Hiashi and the clan elders...I didn’t have a meeting organised, so it was a bit awkward while I stood and waited for them.

 

Eventually Neji came forward, and let me in. “What are you doing here, Erena? Is there a problem?”

 

I gave him a little smile. “No...but I think I’m about to cause one. Want to watch?”

 

He scowled and said nothing, but guided me forward anyway.

 

The elders were not impressed at being summoned with such last notice. They made it clear if I didn’t hold my position (which was not official, but most recognised nonetheless), that I wouldn’t be accepted, and demanded I state my intentions.

 

“I am here to give the clan a copy of the revised Shinobi Alliance Treaty. This should have been forwarded to you two weeks ago, however I believe no changes have been made and I am here to remind you that all citizens of Konoha must adhere to the rules agreed.”

 

I bowed and handed the scroll over to the branch member at the side.

 

“What do you mean?” I particularly wrinkled one asked.

 

“In accordance with the human rights clauses outlined, no person of any age will be subjected to slavery. The definition of slavery now has now been amended to include the forced application of a seal for the purposes of subjugation or punishment...as such, the Caged Bird Seal is illegal, and must be removed from all clan members, unless they chose to keep it of their own free will, and without coercion.”

 

The room went silent. If you dropped a pin, you could hear it drop.

 

After the Battle of Mountain Graveyard, the Kage had a summit to discuss things going forward. Some amendments were being made to the treaty to make it unified- and I suggested the changes regarding seals myself. I had approached Itachi for his opinion prior so I wasn’t stepping on his toes.

 

He thought it was a nice idea, but dangerous. Initially he was thinking that I was doing it to stop anything like ROOT happening again, but on reviewing my wording of the amendment, he realised it could also include the Hyuuga and their Caged Bird seals...he warned me to be careful, but I was adamant.

 

None of the Kage objected, and so it was inserted in with the other changes.

 

“This is an outrage!” One elder barked. “The Caged Bird is a mark of honour!”

 

“Then branch members will be happy to keep it, no?” I tilted my head to the side. “But I don’t think that will be the case. You may submit an appeal to the Kage Council- stating the Caged Birds seal use and reason for objection. A reason of tradition will not be accepted. We are entering modern times, and we will be moving forward as one.”

 

“You cannot change the way of our clan. We will fight this! This is an insult!”

 

“Go ahead, you old prune,” I grinned ferally . “See how far you get. I can promise you will get no where via the official route, and unofficially? I can destroy you. Your power, your reputation...Within the village and even further. Do you want the Hyuuga clan seen as cruel slave masters? Because I can do it. Watch me. It would be so easy.”

 

Hiashi cleared his throat. “Aforementioned objection aside, the seal will be difficult to remove. It also serves to protect the Byukagan from others.”

 

He wasn’t objecting, but stating difficulties that may be seen along the way. “The seal is easily dismantled. I am willing to assist if necessary...If protection is your problem, then a seal similar to Neji’s can be placed. It will protect the eyes as the Caged Bird seal does, but within the confines of the law.”

 

“Thank you, I will take this into consideration,” he bowed.

 

I turned to the council members. “You have five days to submit your objection. After that, inaction will be taken as criminal, and will be dealt with accordingly. Should you require my assistance in any way, please send a messenger to the Hokage’s office...I will see myself out. I see you have a lot to discuss.”

 

I bowed and turned around.

 

Just before I reached the gate, Neji caught me.

 

“Did you do this? Making the Caged Bird seal illegal?” He asked.

 

“I always said I would get rid of it...I’m just making sure it sticks.” I smiled to him.

 

“But what if they object?”

 

I let out a soft laugh. “The Kage aren’t stupid. They probably won’t even read the full document before it’s thrown out...besides, I covered all bases. There is nothing that they can possibly come up with that will go against the charter....except them leaving the Elemental Nations completely, they’re screwed.”

 

“This is unbelievable...decades of the branch members being sealed and seen as lesser...No one else will have to endure that fate.”

 

“Exactly. You control your own fate- don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.”

 

All of a sudden he grabbed be and gave me the tightest hug I’ve ever received (except from Gai).

 

(It didn’t take long. An objection was never raised -I’m guessing Hiashi worked some kind of magic). Within a week, all branch members except two older generation had the Caged Bird seal removed.

 

And to show I wasn’t a total bitch, I also spread rumours that they did this of their own choice - I witnessed one of the grumpy elders be complimented on the positive actions of their clan - the face they made was hilarious. )

 

I went home that night on a high. The house was dark when I appeared- Gai must have been out. Stepping into the livingroom I turned the lights on, only to be met with something completely unexpected.

 

Instead of the normal lights going on, the room was lit up with fairy lights. And there must have been a hundred pots of wild flowers dotted around in various holders (I’m pretty sure that was our toothbrush holder over there...) and in the middle of the room was a picnic blanket and basket.

 

“What the fuck?” I whispered.

 

“Good evening, Erena! I hope you have had a pleasant day?!” Gai appeared behind me, walking with his crutches (something he rarely did in the house).

 

“What is this?” I said gesturing at everything. “Did you mess with the electrics for the fairy lights? How long did it take you to pick all these flowers? Where’s the table?”

 

He laughed but pulled me into a kiss.

 

“I hope you will forgive the slight, but unfortunately I am not able to kneel!” He grinned, then pulled a box from his flack jacket. “I may have made a slight timing error before, but now I wish to make amends. Will you, my amazing and beautiful partner, do me the honour of becoming my wife?”

 

Don’t ever let it be said that Maito Gai was not a man who keeps his word.

 


 

 

A few days later I was getting coffee and cake from a cafe. waiting on Odori (she wanted some help with organisational issues - she’d been having problems with a retailer and Shisui told her to ask for my help). When the coffee was placed in front of me I found I just didn’t want it so it lay abandoned. (I resolve Odori’s concern without even leaving the cafe)

 

Over the week similar events happened, and I found myself with a massively sore head and getting extra cranky from the lack of coffee. Caffeine withdrawal was a bitch.

 

“Kutsu told me you’re acting strange and hardly eating. He said your refusing to come see me,” Yumi, said, walking into my office one day and sitting down. “Not going to lie, you look like shit.”

 

“He’s a goddamn snitch,” I grumbled. “I’m fine. I’m just cutting back of caffeine, apparently.”

 

“That’s it? You’re not drinking coffee and it’s made you look like a ghoul?” He said, not believing me. It was true!

 

“I’m ninety-five percent coffee, it was going to have an effect.”

 

“Well, excuse me if I don’t believe you.” He said, raising his well groomed eyebrow incredulously. “Scoot over and let me see you.”

 

I huffed and sat on the seat beside him. After a few minutes he frowned. “You are a fucking idiot.”

 

“What have I done this time?” I asked in protest.

 

“One week!” He said. “One week between Gai being discharged from hospital and him coming back to see me, and you couldn’t keep it in your goddamn pants...I don’t know if I should blame your or Gai. You’re both as bad as each other.”

 

“What are you talking about?” I frowned.

 

“You’re pregnant, dumbass.”

 

Well, fuck.

 

“I’m going to kill him.”

Notes:

Part 2 should be up this weekend!

Now, future projects. Over the course of the story I have received many requests. Hopefully I’ll manage to get through them all, but these will be my main focus:

Maito Shinai vs The World - a collection of oneshots of various points through Shinai’s life (so far I have his parents wedding, genin team placement, and a couple of missions lined up)

What If (title TBC) - oneshots of AUs within the AU. Some will be angsty, some will be sweet. For example- What If Erena was never in ROOT? What If Erena truly became Hibari and forgot herself? What If Erena joined the Akatsuki properly? What If the Tsukuyomi made her lose her mind? What if Kabuto’s attempt at brainwashing worked?

Deleted Scenes (title TBC) - scenes that happened but were only mentioned briefly or not mentioned at all.

Sasuke/OC - not part of The Broken Mockingbird, and a fully new story. Not an SIOC. Slow burn romance, largely sticking to canon, and told from the OC POV. She’ll be a refugee from the Mist bloodline purges. It will have several adult themes within.

I’ll also be rewriting some of TBM at a later date-there’s several things I want to change but that’s on the back burner for now.

 

NOW- I will be taking requests for the BM stories, so if there’s anything in particular you want to see, let me know and I’ll do my best!

Chapter 74: Closure: part 2

Notes:

It’s bittersweet to post this chapter, but here it is…the last one.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Gai did not end up dead (obviously) but it was a really close call.

 

I went home after having a check up by Yumi at the hospital and slammed a copy of the ultrasound down on the living room table.

 

He looked at it confused for ages, not quite getting it.

 

“I’m fucking pregnant, you moron.” And I stormed away. “Finally a bit of peace and quiet, and this happens. I hope you’re happy!”

 

Funnily enough, he was.

 

His joy was almost infectious, and I almost found all of my doubts evaporate at seeing his reaction.

 

Unlike last time, I felt like I was actually allowed to relax a little. I didn’t have anything to really worry about - no bad guys after me, getting over a torture genjutsu or schemes to overthrow civilisation as we knew it...sure, there was still the possibility of me screwing them up - but Shinai seemed relatively well rounded so hopefully round two wouldn’t be too bad.

 

I still told Gai off because it was all his fault but he kept beaming from ear to ear.

 

We contemplated not telling Shinai - because the toad couldn’t keep his mouth shut at the best of times - but decided just to go for it. He joined Gai in excitement, and asked me if he could put an order in for a brother - I told him sadly it didn’t work that way.

 

Over the next few weeks we didn’t actually tell anyone ourselves, and let Shinai do the dirty work. It was more fun that way.

 

(Kakashi worked it out himself after I refused coffee weeks in a row. He admitted the first sign of something going on had been our argument about puppy training as I was ‘not usually that much of a wench’…I still felt my reaction was justified and not at all hormone related.)

 

It surprised me that everyone was happy for us - I expected a few judgemental opinions put everyone seemed genuinely pleased. Shisui was thrilled, as we’d have our children growing up together and couldn’t wait- he started coming up with grand ideas of them being on genin teams together, and told Itachi he needed to knock Izumi up pronto to make it a full set (I secretly agreed but didn’t voice it-I knew that was never going to happen).

 

Everything seemed to be going swimmingly. I developed terrible morning sickness, and an aversion to most fish (I had to run out of a restaurant to avoid being sick once-it was embarrassing). Due to this, I lost a bit of weight, which freaked Gai out and he demanded weekly checks, but otherwise life was drama free- it made me a bit nervous. We pushed back any idea of a wedding until after the baby was born, but it wasn’t like there was any rush.

 

One wedding that did need to rush was Shisui and Odori’s. As far as Uchiha standards went, it was a relatively small affair. Children were also banned, so we had to hand Shinai to Yoshino for the day.

 

It was strange for me, as there were several old ROOT members present. A lot  of them were trying not to stare at me, unsuccessfully- to prove a point, I marched right up to them with a smile and introduced myself. It was really fun unsettling them- but they realised I wasn’t a big bad wolf and relaxed after.

 

And also, as expected, Odori’s day was almost ruined by a few stupid clan elders.

 

After the ceremony I was away getting cake (the only part of weddings I actually enjoyed), when I heard an elderly Uchiha plan member speak to Odori…and well…he was not pleasant.

 

Effectively he called her a slut and a prostitute and hoped she was ‘proud of trapping one of the clans strongest members.’

 

Ha. Jokes.

 

“Well, hello there!” I called cheerfully, smiling widely...anyone who knew me would have been immediately nervous. “Sorry, but I couldn’t help but overhear an epic amount of bullshit being said.” I turned to the Uchiha. “Here’s what’s going to happen, yea? You are going to take your old, wrinkly pruned ass out of here - and by here, I mean the whole wedding, I’m just making that clear - and then you are going to keep your ridiculous opinion to yourself for the rest of your very short life. How dare you speak to someone in such a manner- and on her wedding day! Not only is everything you’ve said baseless and incorrect, but it serves no purpose at all.”

 

He scoffed and looked me up and down. “I am entitled to my opinion. If you think-“

 

“Blah, blah, blah. Empty threats…I’ve heard this shit all before.” I rolled my eyes. “But want to hear real threat? Fuck off, right now, or I will go over to your house- I believe it’s three streets over, yes?” His eyes widened at that. “And find every skeleton in your closet that you have ever had. Even from your personnel report, there’s one mission in Suna that raised particular alarm bells-“

 

“Shut up!” He growled, but keeping his voice down. “You don’t know who I am-“

 

“Oh, come now,” I waved. “I know everything about you. Your name, age, shoe size. That affair you had thirty years ago…Ah, yes, you thought that was a secret? Honey, you were acting suspicious at the time when the tensions were high, and the Coup planning was in it’s infancy - yes, I know about the coup, too, do keep up…so do yourself a favour and go home. Really. You know the saying about throwing stones in glass houses? Carry on and you’ll see what that’s about.”

 

His face turned to a lovely red, purple continuation and he stiffly turned around and marched away.

 

“Erena- thank you- you didn’t need to do that. What if you get into trouble?” Odori gushed.

 

“Pfft. I live for trouble. And that was only the warm up. I haven’t even threatened physical  violence yet. Point out who else has been giving you trouble...”

 

It turned out I did like weddings after all.

 


 

 

“Again? One brat I can understand, but two?”

 

Kisame was not amused by my pregnancy. He’d come over to Konoha on an escort mission. Finished, he dropped by the house to see me and his face was a picture.

 

I was standing at my front door - bump very visible -  and I almost thought he was about to run me through as I stood.

 

“It’s a thing. Hey- fancy being godfather? I get dibs this time!”

 

“I will do no such thing,” he said, walking into the house.

 

“You sure? You’d be great. And it’s a girl, so you can threaten all of her future boyfriends- or girlfriends. I think it’ll be fantastic!”

 

He snorted. “It’s like you want to make people cry.”

 

“Like you don’t,” I said, while going to make his some tea. “Think you’ll at least consider it? It’ll drive Gai mad, too. It’s a win-win situation. You get to growl at people legitimately, and it’ll annoy Gai. What more could you want?”

 

“I’m not being tied to a brat, even in godparent form. I’ll keep an eye out on them, but that’s as much as you’ll get.”

 

I smiled. “Excellent! I’ll put you down as reserve godparent, then!”

 

“That’s not what I said.”

 

“Sure it is, I’m very good at reading between the lines!…biscuit?”

 

I knew he never would have accepted, but the sentiment was real. He’d still appreciate the offer, even with his grumbles.

 

He stayed chatting for a couple of hours, and it was good to see him. I hadn’t heard much of him since the battle- and he’d left back to Mist immediately after. Since then, he’d had a bit of trouble from his clan and didn’t have anything to do with them anymore- which I could understand. He’d became disillusioned with the shinobi world, but seemed more settled now Mist was effectively ‘under new management’ and the great nations were working together …his clan felt the opposite.

 

Their loss.

 

I was walking him to the door when I stumbled on my feet, and his arm reached out to grab me.

 

“Sorry, two left feet and an altered centre of gravity,” I chirped. “What if I-“

 

“I smell blood,” he growled.

 

I frowned for a second, wondering what he meant before I felt a dampness between my legs as my waters broke.

 


 

Eight hours later, a lot of swearing and a bruised hand later (Gai’s, not that he minded), there was a tiny wrinkled potato looking human in my arms. A little bit early, but fine.

 

“Shinai didn’t look this weird,” I said, screwing my face at her. “Is she going to stay like a blotchy mess forever?”

 

I know you’re meant to think that all babies look perfect, but really? That’s sentimental drivel and I call it like I see it.

 

Yumi snorted. “He was born via C-section, and you didn’t see him for a week after. This is normal, don’t worry…pick a name yet?”

 

Gai and I looked at each other, we’d already had this discussion. “Yui. Maito Yui.”

 

I offered Yumi to be her godfather. He cried - how he made crying look pretty I’ll never know.

 

Shinai was very unimpressed when he saw her and proclaimed he didn’t see what all the fuss was about. He was trying to act all cool, but we saw him checking up on her every night when he thought we were asleep. He would suppress his chakra and toddle in soundlessly, check her crib and toddle out again.

 

Gai and I shared an amused look between us.

 

I felt content.

 



 

Flashforward

 

Shinai and Sasuke appeared in the Uchiha passageways without even a flash.

 

“Let’s go - we should report to Itachi,” Sasuke said, before he moaned in pain and grabbed his head. Shinai was about to ask what was going on, when he felt a sudden sharp pain in the back of his head, and an influx of memories.

 

“What the fuck…” he said, as everything came forward. “It worked…I…have a sister?”

 

Sasuke was still bent over, his hands on his knees, and eyes scrunched up. “There’s many things…I’m not quite sure what is what…It’s hard to piece things together.”

 

Shinai barked out a laugh, grinning. “This is amazing!”

 

“Unlike you, I’m not sure I can process. It’s difficult to tell what is correct,” Sasuke said, standing up. “We’re going to see Itachi at once- I can feel lines getting blurred. You’ll need to come with me to see Inoichi to explain, afterwards.”

 

“I’m going to see my mother! And my sister!”

 

“Not until you report, you won’t.”



“I’m sure you can understand why this is difficult to believe,” Itachi said. “Nothing like this has ever been reported.”

 

“There always has to be a first time!” Shinai smiled.

 

“I suppose you are correct. Perhaps we should call your mother to see what she thinks of it.”

 

Shinai’s eyes went wide. Part of him remembered only seeing her this morning, but the more prominent part hadn’t seen her since he was three years old, and that part won out. It felt surreal.

 

Sasuke seemed to be struggling, and was sitting on his chair with his head held in his hands. He described a massive tension headache, as he had who sets of memories and couldn’t tell what was real or not.

 

Things were different for him too. In what Shinai deemed as the ‘original’ timeline, Sasuke had been a loner, and rarely socialised outside of Naruto. He was a bit of a player, and never settled down. In this reality, he enjoyed a healthy relationship with most of his year mates, and Shinai suspected he had a secret girlfriend, whom he was about to become public with. The only difference seemed to be small interactions (nagging) from his mother on occasion.

 

Shinai’s life was different, too. Now, he was given a genin team and actually stayed with them. Before, he actually joined the shinobi forces much earlier and under an apprenticeship. His skillset was much larger as his mother taught him how to use his kekkei genkai to it full potential.

 

And then there was Yui…god, he adored her. Sure, he considered killing her on occasion but he was sure the feeling was mutual. She was quiet but sharp. Everyone thought she was the cute one of the family, but they’d never been on the other end of her insults or tantrums. She spent her life in books, and could probably convince anyone to give her their firstborn child. Shinai secretly suspected she was destined for T and I, but he’d never voice that opinion to his parents.

 

His mother walked in the room, balancing on her walking stick, looked at Shinai and rolled her eyes.

 

“What have you done this time? Sunk a boat? Exploded a post office? Released a dragon onto the world?”

 

“Gone back in time, saved your soul from the Shinigami and made it back in time for tea?” Shinai said, with a grin.

 

She blinked twice, clearly surprised, and sat down.

 

“That sounds so absurd it must be true. Do explain?”

 

And so he did, without missing a beat and never taking his eyes off her the whole time.

 

“What do you think?” Itachi asked her.

 

“I think Inoichi is going to throw a frigging party and say ‘I told you so’ a million times,” she said, looking exasperated. “Do you know how many times I call him a hack for thinking the Shinigami actually got me? I’m going to need to apologise and I feel itchy at the thought of it.”

 

“So you think it’s true? Doesn’t time travel seem a bit much?”

 

She shrugged. “Stranger things have happened…personally, it’s ridiculously sweet to think my son went to all that trouble and it makes me feel soppy feelings I may actually have to express on the exterior.”

 

Shinai snorted. His mother was more than a little expressive. But unless you were in her ‘circle’, all you saw was a bad attitude.

 

“If you’re actually going to pretend to be a human being, can it wait? I want to remember it but I’m concerned my brain might melt if I don’t get seen soon,” Sasuke mumbled, still hunched out.

 

“Ah,” Shinai’s mother said, nodding. “Best take him to Inoichi, pronto.”

 

Shinai walked over and helped Sasuke up. “Oh, I can teleport!” He said surprised. That was new.

 

“Don’t you dare-!” Sasuke started, before they vanished.

 


 

That night, they sat around having a family dinner. He father was walking around in the brace without being prompted bringing everything over, and his sister was questioning him about every single thing in the alternative reality. His mother sat uncharacteristically quiet and listening intently.

 

“Well, I am proud of your amazing and youthful accomplishments! I could not imagine my life without your mother and your sister in it! What a lonely life it would be! And your mother! Such a fate!” He father said, smiling at Shinai. He seemed a lot younger here, and was missing that chronic lingering sadness.

 

“No thanks, it’s definitely the opposite of what I’d want,” His mother said. “But I want to know one thing?”

 

“Okay?” Shinai said, taking a bite of his pork.

 

“You can research and plan this extraordinary event…but you can’t figure out how to do your own washing?”

 

Yui sniggered, and Shinai kicked her under the table.

 

Arguing ensued, resulting in Shinai carrying his sister over his shoulder and promptly depositing her in the pond outside. She swore vengeance, but didn’t immediately come after him…aw crap. That was worse. He’d have to watch his back for a week.

 

At night, his mother stayed up and joined him on the porch outside when they were alone.

 

“I hope I live up to your expectations,” she said with a lopsided smile.

 

“And more…you know, it’s strange having two lives stuck in your head. I know both are real, but neither will go away.”

 

She snorted. “Tell me about it.”

 

He looked at her quizzically. “What do you mean?”

 

She smirked. “You have two timelines, I have two worlds…we’re a right pair.”

 

“Mother, that makes absolutely no sense.”

 

“Exactly…now finish your tea. It’s time you should be asleep.”

Notes:

THE END.

I didn’t think I would actually get here, and so fast.
I hope you’ve enjoyed the journey. It’s been a labour of love from start to finish, and I would definitely do it again.

A big thanks to everyone that’s read this, especially those who had bookmarked and sent kudos.
And dear reviewers- you’ve kept me going. I wouldn’t have had the determination to keep writing if it wasn’t for your encouragement.

The side stories have begun- starting with part one of the Maito Shinai vs The World oneshots. What Ifs (working title: Whatever will be, will be) will start soon!

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