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Every story has to start somewhere, right? Look, I know that’s a cliché thing to say, just bear with me, yeah? Every story has to start somewhere, and I guess many would argue that the best place to start is at the beginning. But granted, if I did that, we would be here for weeks. I mean, do you really care to start all the way back at the beginning? Do you honestly want to hear about my childhood? Do you really want to hear about that time I broke my nose on the monkey bars because Connie was being a rowdy little shit? Or about the time I sprained my ankle playing chase because I was trying to impress Mikasa on the playground? The answer is no. No, you don’t.
Every story needs to start somewhere, I suppose, but every story needs to start at the right spot. And the right spot for this story happens to be in my third year of college.
My name is Jean Kirschstein, I’m a 20 year old (going on 21) neuroscience major at Trost University. I’m tall, dark, and ruggedly handsome……. Fine, no, not really. Stop looking at me like that. Okay so, I’m tall and kinda lanky, but I got some muscles to boot. I’m also pale enough, that in the right light, I could blind the moon. Perpetually grumpy and a wee bit conceited, I’m also one of the best rowers on the TU crew team.
But this isn’t really a story about me.
Well, okay, so I suppose it’s a story about me technically, given that I’m the one telling it, and it involves me, and… it’s… from my perspective… But… Semantics, right?
No, this is a story about Marco Bodt.
For the last three years, I’ve been on the rowing team here at Trost University, and for the last two years I’ve held the spot of seat 7 in the Mixed 8+ boat – the pride and joy of the TU Fleet. Sat inside a bright pink Empacher, aptly named The Pink Panther (hey, don’t judge, the German national team rows in a bright pink boat too, and they’re doing just fine), was me and the stroke seat, Thomas. Bertholdt, Reiner, Ymir and Krista made up the engine room, and Sasha and Mikasa brought up the bow. We’d been a set line up for the last four race seasons, and we hadn’t walked away from a regatta without a medal in god knows how long.
At least, that’s how things were, until Thomas decided to be an overachiever and graduate early, leaving our prized boat without a stroke seat for the upcoming spring season.
And that’s when he happened.
Marco-freaking-Bodt.
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