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A=Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
S o f t
For all his grump Doctor McCoy is a loving man. He’ll hold you close, run his hand through your hair, massage your sore muscles and whisper little nothings in your ear until you fall asleep.
B=Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner)
For himself, McCoy is very proud of his hands. He’s got the steady hand of a surgeon and knows exactly how to use them.
He’s an ass man. No, I will not be taking further questions.
C=Cum (Anything to do with cum basically; I’m a disgusting person)
He strikes me as the type that doesn’t want to make a mess and rather cum inside you (in a condom of course, he’s not an idiot). But there is something about a drop leaking down from the corner of you lip that does things.
D=Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory)
He likes it when you call him “Doctor” in bed. He’s completely ashamed of it, and wouldn’t tell you for anything. You figured it out of course, but you decide not to tell him to spare his pride.
E=Experience (How experienced are they?)
He’s got the advantage of age on his side (and an ex-wife), but in terms of grand total partners, not that many. He’s a relationship guy and wants to know you’re going to stick around for a while before doing the dirty.
F=Favorite Position
He likes you riding him, either facing him or reverse cowgirl. It gives him a great view either way while giving you control of your own pleasure.
G =Goofy (How are they in the moment?)
He switches back and forth. There are times he’s all business wanting just to get lost in you. But there are times he can’t help but make a joke or a dry comment about his “magic fingers”. It’s one of the few times he completely relaxes.
H=Hair (Are they well groomed, do the curtains match the drapes, etc.)
He keeps everything down there properly clean and groomed while not going out of his way to sculpt.
I=Intimacy (How are they in the moment, romantic aspect)
Like I said before, he can switch back and forth between intense and just having some fun. But, he’s always focused on you and your pleasure. He wants to make you feel good. The only thing that changes is how.
J=Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)
When you’re together, he doesn’t feel the need to jack off. You’re all that he needs and he’s not a teenager anymore. But, if you’re away for months on an assignment he might stroke out a session if the day has been particularly frustrating with a glass of bourbon right after.
K=Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Lingerie.
If you walk into the bedroom with a sexy pair of matching bra and panties, he just about loses it. He’s even made sure you kept them on just so he could admire how it looks on you as he fucks you.
L=Location (Favorite places to do the do)
In his quarters or yours. Everyone on The Enterprise is too damn nosy for him to risk it anywhere else. Besides, he wants to be the only one to see you naked and moaning. Call him selfish, but it’s the truth.
M=Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Call him petty, but he can’t help but get hot and bothered if you really get into Spock or Jim’s face over something. They both need to get knocked down a peg and seeing your eyes blazing gets his own fire going. Also, really any time you bend over to pick something up. Those Starfleet uniforms leave nothing to the imagination.
N=No (Turn offs)
Anything to humiliate or hurt you. He can maybe tie you to the bed if you really wanted to, but that’s about as far as he’ll go. He never really got the whole spanking thing and he’s not going to degrade you with his words. You’re too important for that.
O=Oral (Preferences in giving or receiving, skill)
He’s more than willing to give, but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t like receiving just a bit more. Like I said, something about cum on your lip really gets him going.
But, in terms of his skill with his own tongue, he ain’t half bad. It’s no real loss though, he’s better with his fingers. ;)
P=Pace (Do they go hard? Do they go slow?)
It alternates, if either of you have had a rough day and just needs to fuck out your frustrations than it’s rough and fast. Other times, he likes to take his time, rolling his hips and enjoying the moment. He averages more toward the slow end of things, though.
Q=Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex)
This is on the rare side. Like I said, he really does not like the idea of getting caught, so popping into his office for a quick one really isn’t an option. You guys had a close call in the lab once and that was enough to scare him off the whole thing. He'll just wait until you guys can take your time in your quarters.
R=Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He’s willing to try some stuff; light bondage, different positions, toys etc., but he’s not up for any of the intense stuff. Like I said, the idea of putting you in pain, even for the sake of pleasure, doesn’t really appeal to him. And, I don’t think he’s up for much pain on his end either.
S=Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last, etc.)
He’s not as young as he once was, so he’s usually good after one round. But, he’s going to try to make it last as long as possible, hence his more slow and steady approach on average.
T=Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)
He has his own fleshlight he’s kept around from his single days, but he doesn’t use it much. He’s also not opposed to you bringing in your own toy, particularly a vibrator. There have been a few nights he used it while fucking you that were pretty memorable.
U=Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)
He’s such as asshole when he’s in a good mood. He’ll use his fingers to keep you on the edge, all while smirking and making some awful joke about being an expert at anatomy. He’s lucky he’s cute.
V=Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
You know he’s getting close when his grunts and groans get louder and he starts babbling. His words are always positive; calling you beautiful, praising the feel of your pussy, how good you make him feel, etc. It never gets much over a low conversation, but it doesn’t need to. This words are for you only.
W=Wild Card (Random headcanon)
He always has to have his hands on you. No matter what position you’re in, he has to be grabbing you in some capacity. It’s the number one reason he can’t be the one tied up.
X=X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Pretty average length wise (6 in when erect), but he’s definitely a little thicker than most. Nothing to write home about, but it doesn’t have to be.
Y=Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Like I’ve said, not as high as when he was younger. He can control himself most of the time. You’re more likely to initiate things than he is.
Z=ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?
Not right after. He wants to make sure you’re comfortable and snuggled close before he allows himself to drift off to sleep. But, once you assure him that you’re not moving anytime soon, he’s out like a light.