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Leon Created “Groupchat2”
Leon added Gloria, Hop, Marnie, Bede, And several others!
Gloria: oh hell no
Allister: I thought I was free
Allister: but no
Allister: people yet again ruined something for me.
Leon: why are you so mean to us
Leon: your supposed to be cute
Allister: you wanna try me himbo
Raihan: LMAO
Raihan: wait no
Raihan: what did you say about my bromate you little shit
Allister: nothin :)
Raihan: m
Raihan: okie dokie
Bede: I’m not doing this shit again
Bede left the chat!
Leon added Bede to the chat!
Bede left the chat!
Leon added Bede to the chat!
Leon: I could literally do this all day kid
Bede: fuck you
Hop: wow such strong language
Hop: Opal wouldn’t approve :)
Bede: shut ur shit grape
Hop: WHAT
Hop: GRAPE?
Bede: Grape.
Leon: Bede don’t bully my brother
Leon: or I’ll get you
Marnie: don’t worry Leon I’ll get him :)
Marnie added Opal to the chat!
Gloria: wait how do you have her number
Gloria: wait she has a phone
Opal: Hello dearies.
Opal: Thank you Marnie dear for inviting me.
Opal: since a certain successor of mine wouldn’t.
Raihan: hahhaha
Raihan: Bede add ur grandma
Bede: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuc
Bede: WHY WOULD YOU ADD HER
Opal: Ah you don’t want me here?
Bede: uh
Bede: no your great!
Hop: Opal why don’t you tell us some stories about our good friend Bede :)!
Opal: Oh I’d love to.
Gloria: YEAH
Gloria: hop this is why we’re friends
Hop: :)
Bede: WAIT NO
Bede: OPAL NO WAIT ILL DO ANYTHING
Opal: relax child.
Opal: I’ll only tell the curry story!
Bede: THATS THE WORST ONE
Bede: HAIYDYAIA
Raihan: ah this shall be good
Leon: surely bro
Raihan: bro
Opal: So dearies, once in Ballonlea we were all camping outside with our dear Pokémon.
Opal: And Bede here took it upon himself to make the curry.
Bede: Opal if you finish this story I’ll never forgive you.
Hop: stfu bede
Hop: I wanna hear the story about Bede >:(
Bede: what
Bede: THAT DOESNT MAKE SENCEJFGSIHA
Gloria: shut up bidet
Leon: lol what
Bede: I’m going to jump off the stadium
Opal: No you won’t.
Opal: Anywho..
Opal: Bede just happened to burn himself on the curry and ran straight into a wild Impidimp!
Opal: Which resulted in a suckerpunch in the face.
Opal: Ah it was such a funny moment.
Hop: JSJHDHKAJ
Hop: OMFG
Hop: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Hop: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Hop: OPAL I LOVE YOSHGSBAGSGAJ
Opal: ah who doesn’t?
Bede: OPAL WHY
Bede: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRETHSGDGS
Gloria: I CAN T BRETH
Gloria: MY SIDES HURT THIS IS THE BIST I CONTAHH
Marnie: haha
Marnie: eat shit bede
Bede: I’m gonna fucking kill you
Bede: EDGY PRICK
Hop: hypocrite
Bede: wtf does that mean
Bede: chairman rose was an ass it’s not my fault im dark and complex
Victor: lol what
Gloria: BRO
Gloria: there u are!
Hop: how are u complex
Victor: hi glo
Victor: thanks for leaving me in the wild area
Victor: MY BIGGEST FEAR
Gloria: ya so :)
Victor: SO
Victor: SNORLAX CAME AT ME
Victor: I WAS CRYING
Gloria: Youll get over it you baby
Victor: :((
Bede: I am complex asshole
Hop: ya well
Hop: I have cooler hair
Hop: u cauliflower
Gloria: boys boys
Gloria: ur both pretty
Bede: thank you gloria
Bede: at least one of us is. :)
Nessa: Bitch
Sonia: Bitch
Victor: wth
Victor: where were you
Nessa: watching
Victor: wha
Nessa: we didn’t want to interrupt your flirting ;)
Hop: OUR WHAT
Bede: tee hee no
Marnie: yeet haw
Nessa: wait ew is Leon here
Leon: WHAT
Leon: I’ve been here
Nessa: sorry I phase out idiots
Leon: :(
Nessa: stfu bitch boy
Nessa: ugly mf
Nessa: go die
Leon: STOP
Hop: lmao get wrecked
Leon: BRO WHAT
Milo: get out simp
Leon: WHAT
Leon: WHAT ABOUT GLORIA SHE SIMPS HARDER THAN MEASRUFSR
Gloria: honey don’t start :)
Raihan: no!!!
Raihan: ness leave my bromate alone
Nessa: ew why
Nessa: ur better than him
Raihan: really :D?
Nessa: ofc :)!
Raihan: yaay
Raihan: wait no
Raihan: bromates defend each other
Leon: <3!!!
Raihan: <3!!!!
Nessa: ew gross
Nessa: I’m the new leader of this chat
Nessa: and Sonia shall rule by my side as we drink wine on the roof of my castle
Sonia: !!
Sonia: yay :3
Leon: wtf no ur not I am
Bea: omfg
Bea: I’ll kick u
Milo: leave leon
Leon: STOP
Sonia: haha
Hop: Leon ur just dying today huh
Leon: LEAVE ME ALONE
Gordie joined the chat!
Gordie: oh are we bullying leon
Leon: GORDIE
Leon: HELP ME
Leon: THE KIDS ARE FERAL AND THE ADULTS CAUGHT ON
Gordie: oh
Gordie: ugh
Gordie left the Chat!
Leon: GOD DAMNIT
Leon: COME BACK FUCKER
Leon added Gordie to the chat!
Gordie: ew no
Gordie: I’m too cool for y’all
Gloria: what lmao u use y’all
Marnie: what are u a farmer
Milo: That’s offensive to farmers.
Marnie: i
Marnie: whatever
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way joined the chat!
Bede: wtf
Gordie: I like their name
Milo: who in the
Milo: oh
Milo: hi piers
Marnie: wait what
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: ew how did you know it was me
Gordie: hahah
Gordie: that was a joke right
Leon: what
Leon: Why wouldn’t it be u
Raihan: piers!!!
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: EW
Raihan: HIHIHI
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: EW NO GO AWAY U FURRET
Leon: BE NICE TO MY BRO U WITCH
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: WITCH?
Marnie changed “Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way‘s” name to “Piers”!
Gordie: wtf it was great
Marnie: I couldn’t read it anymore
Marnie: I can’t go back to the Harry Potter fandom
Marnie: Draco ruined my life.
Piers: mood
Victor: hi piers :D!!!
Piers: oh
Piers: hi shrimpy
Gloria: fucking what
Victor: sorry glo
Victor: piers is just better than you
Victor: PROBABLY BECAUSE HE DOESNT LEAVE ME IN THE WILD AREA
Gloria: ugh
Gloria: get over it
Victor: HOW
Victor: IM SCARRED FOREVER
Piers: well
Piers: I’m an older brother so
Piers: :)
Nessa: aw
Nessa: WAIT
Nessa: where are OUR PARENTS
Gordie: what
Nessa added Kabu and Melony to the chat!
Kabu: Oh
Kabu: I thought the bdsm was over.
Hop: THE WHAT
Leon: WHAT
Leon: AIAHWHEEZE
Leon: W HT TH E SHHAT
Raihan: i
Raihan: I’ve ascended into heaven
Raihan: bye bros
Leon: wait come back
Leon: don’t leave me with these bro haters
Raihan: only for my bro ;)
Kabu: No.
Melony: Ah! Opal your here too!
Opal: Oh Melony.
Opal: it’s so nice to chat with you not in public :)
Melony: :)
Gordie: NO
Piers: wth
Piers: it’s like two spelling bee literates talking
Sonia: spelling what
Bede: please don’t bond please don’t bond please don’t bond please don’t bond please don’t bond
Melony: aww,
Melony: but I rather enjoy talking to Opal. :(
Gordie: (゜-゜)
Gloria: wait
Gloria: now that I think about it
Gloria: Leon why did you even think to recreate this terrible Groupchat again
Leon: WHAT
Leon: the first one was great
Allister: no it wasn’t.
Allister: and this one will be just as bad.
Piers: shut up.
Allister: no shut your hank hill ass up
Bea: hank hill what
Allister: like a frog stood up and pulled up its pants
Piers: see this is why I don’t like you
Allister: (^‿^✿)
Leon: Gloria what do u mean
Gloria: this will be a mistake just you wait
Leon: I’ve been insulted so much
Leon: y’all have nutting on me
Leon: WAIT SHIT
Gloria: NUTTING
Hop: NUTTING
Marnie: NUTTING
Bede: NUTTING
Victor: NUTTING
Leon: STOP NO
Allister: NUTTING
Bea: NUTTING
Milo: NUTTING
Leon: STOP
Nessa: NUTTING
Kabu: NUTTING?
Opal: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Leon: OPAL NOJWHSH
Melony: NUTTING???
Gordie: NUTTING
Piers: NUTTING
Raihan: bro I’m sorry but
Raihan: NUTTING
Leon: STOP NO I MADE A MISTAKE
Leon: LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE
Sonia: NUTTING
Leon: stoooooooop :(
Nessa: ok ok
Nessa: i have a mean limit :)
Leon: :D
Milo: it’s ok leon
Milo: u know we all secretly love you
Leon: yay :3!!
Allister: make that face again and I’ll kick ur face in
Leon: ahaha im gonna go
Victor: don’t get lost.
Leon: what
Leon: I’m great at navigating!!
Raihan: bro sorry but
Raihan: no your not.
Bede: im sad
Hop: this isn’t about you stfu
Melony: Aw
Melony: why are you sad dear
Bede: I thought about Oleana and Rose and the gym challenge and stuff :((
Gloria: noooooo
Gloria: its a okay here
Hop added Rose to the chat!
Leon: AAAAAAAA
Leon: EW WTF WTF WTF WTF
Bede: I just had a stroke
Bede: WHAT THE FUCK HOP
Marnie: wait
Piers: *vampire screeching*
Marnie: he’s out of jail?
Nessa: OH
Nessa: MY
Nessa: GOD
Nessa: EW EW EW EW
Sonia: STAND THE FUCK BACK UGLY
Gordie: scientifically bees shouldn’t be able to fly right then why do fucking Beedrill exist ugly fuckers
Gordie: WAIT BAD TIMING BAD TMING AAA
Milo: OH CORNFIELD MC FUCK NUGGET
Kabu: oh
Kabu: uh hello?
Bea: oh
Bea: okay then
Allister: ...
Melony: UM?
Melony: Alrighty tighty.
Opal: That wasn’t very pink Hop.
Raihan: I’m gonna yeet the frickity outta here
Leon: AAA
Leon: BETRAYED BY MY OWN BROTHER
Victor: hop
Victor: WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD
Hop: arson
Hop: but right now my hatred for Bede :)
Nessa: okay but where the fuck is rose
Rose: Here.
Nessa: EW E WE WW
Rose: How nice of you to invite me here.
Hop: honestly I just wanted to scare bede
Hop: I hate you btw.
Rose: I know.
Bede: hop :)~
Bede: I’m going to rip your eyelids out~
Hop: haha
Hop: why do I actually feel threatened this time
Kabu: kid
Kabu: I think you should actually hide this time.
Kabu: and this is coming from me.
Hop: oh shit
Bede: oh shit indeed~
Hop: STOP WITH THE FUCKING SQUIGGLY LINES
Bede: ~~~~
Hop: AA
Allister:..
Allister: no
Allister kicked Rose from the Chat!
Piers: thank arceus
Melony added Rose to the chat!
Melony: Before you all say anything!
Melony: I say we give him a chance now that he’s out of jail :)
Melony: he did have good intentions after all.
Bede: NO
Bede: I’m not doing this
Leon: u know what?
Leon: I’ll give him a chance
Leon: nut he better not try shit
Nessa: nut
Leon: WAIT FUCK
Leon: NO DONT YALL DARE
Marnie: :)))
Raihan: haha
Raihan: the gangs all here!!
Raihan: WAITNO
Raihan: WE FORGOT
Gloria: forgot what?
Gloria: wait
Allister: ...
Gloria: NONODONT
Raihan added Klara and Avery to the chat!
Raihan: now we are all here :D!
Klara: I was waiting for you to add us sweetie ♡o。.(✿ฺ。 ✿ฺ) !!!
Opal: Oh whose this?
Hop: oh shit they back
Klara: Hi cuties!!! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
Klara: I’d knew you’d miss us!!
Avery: No they did not idiot.
Klara: yes they did!!
Klara: Cmon say you missed us!!
Bede: we did not miss you
Gloria: nope
Leon: double nope
Klara: aw
Klara: I always win arguments with Aves though :((!
Avery: No you don’t.
Klara: stop being so mean!!!
Avery: I’m not mean
Avery: I’m elegant.
Gloria: no you your not SNAKE
Avery: Snake?!
Avery: You know you have a bad attitude..
Avery: Maybe not as bad as mine but..
Avery: children these days are so rude.
Bede: fair enough
Gloria: I’ll actually kill you
Gloria: YOU GAVE ME A SPIDER
Klara: well
Klara: it was a really cute spider!
Gloria: No
Gloria: IT WASNT
Gloria: IT FUCKING ATTACKED ME
Avery: hey hey
Avery: in my defense..
Avery: it was klaras idea.
Klara: fuck you too >:(
Piers: why did you add them
Piers: they are literally drama queens
Leon: hey maybe it’ll all work out :)
Leon: didn’t we get everything worked out in the last gc?
Milo: haha
Milo: my leg is still broken.
Bede: I’m still sad.
Gordie: Nessa still gets on my nerves
Nessa: que?
Klara: I’m still depressed.
Avery: you too? :)
Kabu: I still want to retire
Melony: I hate my ex husband.
Bea: Am I even here,
Allister: i just wanna leave already
Allister: Leon delete the gc again please
Leon: NO
Leon: I shall never make that mistake again
Raihan: bro sorry but
Raihan: you probably will
Raihan: ur kinda
Raihan: clutzy?
Leon: me?
Leon: ha
Leon: im so carfu
Raihan: bro?
Raihan: uh
Raihan: shit.
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