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i brought boys over

Summary:

A BTS x Fantastic Beasts crossover that nobody (except for me) had asked for

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

The three of them file into the small apartment quietly, in an effort to not alarm the landlord below. Jungkook closes the door shut when a voice suddenly speaks up,

“Oh- Kookie, you brought boys over.”

All three of them (though Yoongi does so a little slowly than the others) turns towards the source of the soft voice. A dreamy-looking young man stands by the doorway, dressed only in a soft blue sleeping gown. “Who are these? You do know you can’t bring visitors in without Christian’s permission.”

Jungkook simply rolls his eyes at him. “This is Mr. Kim, he illegally brought in magical creatures without a permit and we’ve got to keep him for now.”

Jimin gasps enthusiastically, clasping his hands together. “Ooh, he’s a criminal; how exciting!” He turns towards Yoongi whose ears burned a bright red once Jimin’s eyes landed on him. Jimin raises an eyebrow in question. “Who’s he?”

“That’s Mr. Min, a No-Maj,” Jungkook grumbles. “He’s sick and we have to take care of him.”

Jimin gives Yoongi a once-over as he waddled backwards into the couch. He gasps in surprise,

“Oh no, the poor man hasn’t eaten all day, and-,“ Jimin stops, a look of worry flashing in his features, “and no one bought his song- oh, you compose, sweetheart? I love to sing!”

Woozy and confused, all Yoongi could give the sweet and smiling Jimin was a lopsided turn of the lip. Jimin merely smiles even bigger and giggles Yoongi’s attempts to get up.

That's when something clicks in Namjoon’s mind. “Oh, you’re a Legilimens.”

Jimin turns toward the tall man, looking impressed. “Well, yes, I am. Though I’ve had some trouble with you tall people,” Jimin says, giving Namjoon another one of his once-overs.

“Oh, is it the height?” Namjoon replies cheekily.

“Oh yeah, rather than reading your thoughts, I’d prefer to kick you in the shin,” Jimin replies back, still armed with a sweet smile. His reply seems a little more menacing with the bright smile despite his sweet soft tone. Namjoon gulps in nervousness and directed his gaze away from the young man.

Jungkook gives an audible sigh as Jimin snaps his head towards him. “No, I’m not picking a fight with Mr. Kim, Kookie.”

Notes:

i hope you enjoyed that short bit! i super duper loved that scene in the movie (and am probably head over heels on queenie goldstein .^.) and someone brought up the idea of a crossover on twitter and i thought that joon as newt would be so adorable!!! and so this little bit was made :' )

find me on twt: @lendayooo (fan acc) or @LEN_sess (art acc) and stay hydrated <3