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Next time on The Real Pokemon:
“Dennis? Geodude?! How could you?!”
“I’m sorry Susan, we may both be Gardevoir, but Geodude is always here for me when you’re away!”
“Dude...”
“Don’t even try me Geodude, I know you’re with Dennis just to get your rocks off!”
“Dude?”
“Yeah Susan, you don’t understand, it gets hard for both of us.”
“Oh I bet it does, no need to be psychic here.”
“Dude!”
“That was uncalled for Susan! Geodude has a good head on his shoulders.”
“I just wish you had had the stones to admit this before tonight… I–I thought I loved you!”
Susan runs crying out the door into a rainstorm.
“Dude.”
“I know man… I thought it would be bad, but... I didn’t expect an explosion.”
*End theme of “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” plays*
Tune in next week!