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Taming of the Shrew by uncontrollableranter for MinaLogan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2026
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Intro to Shakespeare was supposed to be easy. But when Ron Weasley slides into the seat next to hers and makes it his personal mission to test every single one of her limits, Hermione learns the hard way what it means to refuse the King.
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Shakespeare has never been this filthy.
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The Day Before Yesterday (The One Where Tom works in HR) by uncontrollableranter for clavas_balas
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Apr 2026
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A one shot inspired by Clavas_balas, written for Clavas_balas.
Written entirely in dialogue (which is more difficult than you'd think!)
Hermione needs five dollars. Don't be stingy, Ginny! Also, stop interrupting!
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Hermione didn’t mean to see.
She wasn’t even supposed to be on patrol.
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This is the story of how I loved Ron Weasley, my brother's best friend.
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Christmas Shopping by uncontrollableranter for honouraryweasley12
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Mar 2026
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An expansion of this exchange in OotP:
They [Harry and Ron] got up and dressed; they could hear various inhabitants of the house calling “Merry Christmas” to each other. On their way downstairs they met Hermione. “Thanks for the book, Harry!” she said happily. “I’ve been wanting that New Theory of Numerology for ages! And that perfume is really unusual, Ron.”
“No problem,” said Ron.
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Hermione doesn't have a date for Valentine's Day, until her Most Annoying and Dangerously Sexy Client calls.
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My musings about love that I didn’t have anywhere else to put.
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Bookmarked by uncontrollableranter
14 Feb 2026
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Literally the best fanfiction I’ve ever read. Not only peak comedy, but peak pastiche. INCREDIBLE I TELL YOU!
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After his wife dies in childbirth with another man's child, Severus Snape welcomes his young daughter, Rosemary, and her nanny, Hermione, to his home in Jamaica.
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The tale of Merope Gaunt.
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Bookmarked by uncontrollableranter
18 Mar 2026
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the best dark!Ron ever.
Dead dove.
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Pansy planted her feet firmly on solid ground. “Ok, then, let’s make some ground rules.”
Harry grimaced. “Rules?”
“You can follow simple rules, can’t you?”
“Not historically, no.”
She tutted, waved her hand. “Not rules, then, as such. Just reminders, I guess.”
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What’s the best thing to do over a long, hot summer? Have a casual relationship of course - just something fun and easy.
That’s what Pansy and Harry think they’ve signed up for, anyway.
Oh, how wrong they would be.