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Egg in There??? by PhoenixArising for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Jan 2026
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The text Blitzø sent to the I.M.P. group chat read, "Someone's got an egg up in there! 😉🍆🥚" and was accompanied by a photo of Stolas bent so far over the toilet his head had to be nearly touching the water.
The reactions were immediate. While Blitzø and Stolas went back to sleep, their friends planned a celebration. But what for? -
When the Smoke Clears by kh0sh3kh for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Nov 2025
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Some nights, the cold air seems to whisper his name. The shadows stretch too far. Blurry, red eyes track his reflection in foggy mirrors. And Blitzø knows it to be absolutely, irrevocably true, even if he would never breathe the thought aloud to another human being.
A demon is following him.
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B is for Body Worship by kh0sh3kh for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 Oct 2025
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Blitzø climbed out from beneath Stolas. It gave him a vantage point from which to see his whole form, curled up on the bed like a content cat if the cat had six rows of deadly teeth and had clawed its way out of the bowels of Hell.
Which was all to say: Hot.
OR: Blitzø fucks a very big monster with a pretty body. [Written for Kinktober]
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- Part 2 of Blitzø's ABCs of Kinky Shit
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The Assassin Around the Corner by caitsoprano for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Aug 2025
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A You've Got Mail AU. After Adam's death, Lucifer's agreement with Heaven not to kill Hellborn is now at risk. Lucifer tasks Paimon with reducing Hell's Sinner population. To do this, Stolas and Vassago establish an assassination business in Imp City to kill Sinners threatening IMP’s business when clients start dying before they can pay.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to both of them, Blitzø and Stolas have developed an online relationship on Sinstagram while unhappy in their current relationships. What happens when they meet in person?
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I don't get paid enough for this (The Moxxie Remix) by Artexian for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 May 2025
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Sip the Gossip by CursedCatJoules for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 May 2025
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Velvette hadn’t asked for this shit. She’d been sitting in her suite, comparing fabric samples, when Vox burst through the door with a look on his face that just SCREAMED “I Have An Idea™ And I’m About To Make It Your Problem.”
The bastard proved her right the second he opened his mouth.(In which Vox makes Velvette throw him an “I Hate Alastor” party, and Verosika Mayday shows up. So does Alastor.)
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I Won't Fall Out of Love, I'll Fall Into You by AreaFiftyOne for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 May 2025
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Following the loss of everything he's ever known, Stolas tries to make sense of the state of his shattered world. Blitzø is there to pick up the pieces.
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Working out the Kinks by PhoenixArising for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Jan 2025
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Stolas relaxed, resting his head on folded arms as Blitzø worked the knots out of his back. He let out a quiet trill as the imp worked. It wasn't terribly long before Stolas was boneless and pliant under Blitzø's hands.
He wasn't certain when Blitzø transitioned from the firm massage to gently petting across his back, but he had. The imp smoothed his fingers through the short feathers, and Stolas shifted slightly underneath him. He gave a small hoot of surprise when the motion made him realize he was wet.
Right. Strange bird instincts. Some long-buried piece of DNA, coded to say, “Someone’s touching your back? That means fuckin’! -
It's Us or Bust by MothballMilkshake for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jan 2025
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Things with Angel had been going pretty fucking great. Look – Husk wasn't exactly a shrinking violet when it came to getting hot and heavy, and obviously Angel was no ingénue either; but somehow when they ended up stealing time in Angel's room (it was usually Angel's room, Husk hadn't forgotten the other man's joke about slipping on an empty bottle and breaking his neck), he felt like a goddamn teenager again.
His stomach still did those infuriating flips. Front flips, back flips, rolled over and twisted his guts up into knots – it didn't take much. They'd barely get Angel's door closed before the taller man draped his lower pair of arms down over Husk's shoulders, grabbing his face with the upper pair to tilt his head up, leaning down to crash their lips together in a bruising kiss.
Man.
He fuckin' loved kissing Angel.
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The Worst Chosen Ones (The ‘Let It Snow’ Remix) by aralias for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 Nov 2021
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The one where there’s a magickal clone … of Simon.
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Simon Snow is usually good with a blade—but not when his boyfriend is distracting him. Luckily, his boyfriend is more than happy (and equipped) to help him clean up a wound...
A minor kitchen mishap gives them both what they want in the end.
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Get Lucky [PODFICS] by orphan_account for KrisRix, Caitybug, annabellelux, WarriorBeeoftheSea, banjjakbanjjak, peachpit_gabe, Gammarus, theflyingpeach, sconelover, OtherWorldsIveLivedIn, BazzyBelle, starwarned, shushu_yaoi_lj, gettingby, waterwings, Fight_Surrender, aralias, Adamarks, firb (f_ing_ruthless_baz), tbazzsnow (Artescapri), pipsqueakparker, carryon-agatha (Knitbelove)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
20 May 2021
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A collection of snowbaz podfics from various creators.
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Valentine's Day falls on a Thursday and Simon is old, now. They both are. Almost thirty. He knows he should have stuck with the boring gift Baz asked for, but he didn't and now— Well.
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[Art] 'Focus' mini-comic by KrisRix for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
29 Jan 2021
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A fancomic based off of "Focus" by caitybug, as a birthday present to pipsqueakparker
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- Part 8 of Fanart
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Thrill Me, Chill Me, Fulfill Me by annabellelux for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
23 Jan 2021
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Simon wants to take his relationship with Baz to the next level: so he asks Baz to thrall him in bed.
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Focus by Caitybug for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
23 Jan 2021
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Simon, sitting alone in a bar, gets approached by someone with dark hair and a deep voice.
He takes a deep breath. (They planned this, he knows what's happening.)
Baz isn't a stranger.
But tonight, he's pretending he is.
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Teaching the Devil by prettylightsbigcity for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Jan 2021
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AU where Simon and Baz are living together in New York. Simon is very excited to experience Halloween; Baz is less keen.
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Avalon, with you by NineMagicks for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Jan 2021
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It's New Year's Eve. Simon would rather stay at home and play his favourite video game than suffer the horrors of a stranger’s house party, but Penny insists it'll be good for him. He reluctantly agrees, wishing goodbye to his mysterious online friend Chaz. Simon’s dreading what he’ll find in the house at the end of the overly long driveway...but what he hasn't yet realised is that all roads do indeed lead to domestic bliss.
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The Least Wonderful Day of the Year by Aristocratic_Otter for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Dec 2020
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Simon has just started his new job as a check-out boy on Black Friday, the worse shopping day of the year. He's had a horrendous night, but before he can head home and rest, he just has to get through one more customer...
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Simon Snow and the Snow Devil by FoolofaBookWyrm for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
01 Dec 2020
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When Simon and Baz head back to Hampshire to celebrate the holidays with the Grimms, they are confronted by a small furry creature they’ve encountered before.
Carry On Countdown 2020 prompt - "Animals"
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- Part 1 of Carry On Countdown 2020
- Part 8 of Exchanges & Gifts