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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Like a cold, news of any kind travels fast in the Alliance base. Rebels and Partisans alike are gossip-hungry little gremlins, and somehow the notion that the two of the heroes of Scarif (a ridiculous name, Jyn thinks) are now actively showing affection and in public, no less…

    Well. Tongues, mandibles and limbs are wagging.
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    Four times Jyn and Cassian kiss for the cause. And one time they do it for themselves. Sequel to "let me be your bodyguard."

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    03 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    “What’s that?” Shara Bey asks as she settles in next to Jyn at the work bench. The woman nods to Jyn’s hair, waves a hand. “Pretty color.”

    Jyn runs her fingers over the cool scrap of fabric tied into her braid. “Oh… thanks.” She avoids her friend’s inquisitive gaze, turning back to the chip panel she’s refurbishing.

    (jyn gets uncharacteristically sentimental. cassian has a secret. much mush many fluff. unbetaed.)

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    13 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    "Ah, I could—" Cassian trails off, turns away.

    "Mm?"

    "I could wash your hair, if you'd like."

    or, Cassian assists Jyn with a sticky situation. Obviously, they're both deeply, deeply normal about it.

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    20 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    “Storm’ll last at least six days, maybe more,” he tells her. “I’m Willix.” The woman just stares at him and he sighs, shaking his head. “This’ll be a long six days if I don’t know what to refer to you by.”

    “I’d prefer it if you didn’t have to refer to me at all.”

    (a gift for ephemera(incognitajones) for the therebelcaptainnetwork's Rebelcaptain Secret Santa 2024! prompt fill for "different first meeting". cassian arrives at his safehouse to find it already occupied. unbetaed.)

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    14 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    She holds a knife to his throat. The blade presses into his skin, not enough to make him bleed, but enough to make the threat ever-present.

    “If I wanted you dead, you would be," she says.

    An old friend once told him that his sincerity bleeds through his every feature, even in the moments he was lying. He wonders if this girl can sense that same thing now. He hopes she does.

    “I believe you.”

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    He 'rescues' her from Tamsye Prime. She never wanted to be rescued. But in the years to come, they find that their lives are increasingly intertwined, and that there's no escaping fate.

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    03 Nov 2025