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An Unexpected Prank by bondsmith
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Apr 2025
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When Emma falls asleep on her couch while watching The Hobbit and wakes up in Middle Earth, she can't believe it. Genuinely. Where's the cameras? This is definitely a prank show. And nothing, absolutely nothing, can't be explained away by CGI, right? No matter how realistic it seems, Emma will definitely NOT be one of those suckers on TV that falls for the over-the-top prank. And she definitely won't fall for one of the method actors. Who is obviously acting, and not actually trying to court her in the Dwarrow style. That would be a very, very dumb idea.
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You Could Not Possibly Understand by bondsmith
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Feb 2025
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When Dis won't leave Tauriel alone after months of verbal abuse, Bilba takes a stand when no one else will.
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Pros and Cons of a Future Queen by casuallllfollower
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2026
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Hermione must marry to take her crown. To whom, is the question.
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09 Jun 2026
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“After all this time?”
“Always,” said Snape.
Dumbledore sighed. Then he nodded. “Severus,” he said gently, “I’m not sure that’s healthy.”
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08 Jun 2026
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The Ministry of Magic passed the Wizarding Marriage Act of 2002, requiring all unmarried witches and wizards of a certain age to marry their Ministry assigned matches and produce an heir within two years.
It was met with outrage, which fizzled into acceptance, which slumped into compliance, except from two very outspoken powerful opponents of the law, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape.
And it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they were matched to each other.
By mid-2003, they were some of the last holdouts of the early matches, and the Ministry took it into their own hands to force the pair together.
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08 Jun 2026
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When a trip to Gringotts reveals that Severus is now eligible to inherit the Prince estate, Lucius is filled with delight at the prospect of helping him find a suitable wife to fulfil the succession conditions.
Severus is considerably less enthusiastic.
Unfortunately for him, a surprising number of witches are interested in becoming Lady Prince. Most are after his new fortune. A few appear to be plotting his early demise. And one particularly insufferable witch cannot resist his newly acquired library.
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07 Jun 2026
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In muggles, strong emotional upheaval can cause your heart to fail, rendering it unable to pump the masses of blood that flood back to it every second. The tailback of blood builds up in your lungs, leaves you breathless, drowns you in your own bodily fluids that you try to cough out for dear life - in vain.
They call it takotsubo cardiomyopathy, congestive heart failure, lung oedema.
Only, in muggles, it comes and goes quickly. Those who survive the first critical period tend to recuperate from this condition within a few weeks. Wizards suffering from its magical analogon, hanahaki disease, do not have such luxury.
Magical heart failure ends in suffocation from flowers instead.
From the very first petal, Severus knew he was doomed. The orange lily.
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06 Jun 2026