TheCurliestOfToiletBrushes
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Falsely accused of being a vampire by the people of his village, Hongjoong hides in a tomb to save his life. The creature dwelling inside is both frightening and vexingly beautiful.
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23 May 2026
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Hongjoong should have known Wooyoung was up to no good when he laughed as he leaned over to grab the discarded present Seonghwa had thrown to the ground with a blush on his face, opening the box to proudly show everyone the gift he had given their eldest friend for his birthday.
A dildo.
A hot pink dildo.
An extremely familiar-looking hot pink dildo.
Hongjoong blinked a few times, heart going wild inside his chest when he realized exactly why it looked so familiar.
It was HIS dick.
The one he had drunkenly cloned into a 3D silicone replica at 3AM and then had shamefully hidden away to be forgotten the day after.
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23 May 2026
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He’s starting to think he’s never going to get fucked, and it seems wrong to ask Jongho if his brother wants to let Mingi suck his cock, so he’s just floating in limbo destroying his own car for a chance to watch a sweaty man flex his arms.
Still, it’s definitely not the stupidest thing he’s done to get his dick wet.
(OR: Mingi keeps breaking his own car so he can go stare at hot mechanic Yunho with fuck-me eyes in hopes that he'll get the memo.)
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Hongjoong whistled low. “A tall order, sire.” He cocked his head to the side with a snarky smile on his lips. “And it comes at a steep price.”
Seonghwa’s father gripped the armrests of his throne. “Name it.”
Hongjoong paused to rake his eyes over Seonghwa. “You will give me your son in marriage.”
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Pirate Captain Hongjoong is more powerful than the King. He knows it. The King knows it. Everyone knows it. So when the King begs him for an alliance, Hongjoong can name his price. No one expects him to demand the crown Prince’s hand in marriage, least of all Prince Seonghwa. But can Seonghwa survive on the savage seas? And will this loveless marriage harden his heart like the pirate he’s been tied to?
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23 May 2026
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A hundred lives across a million realities.
No one is the same, but does anything really change?College student Hongjoong falls asleep and wakes up in a world that’s been burning as long as anyone can remember, but he has finals next week.
War-hardened Hongjoong wakes up to faces he recognizes but no one he trusts, but in his world, trust is the only way to survive.All they want is to go home.
A college student and a resistance leader wake up in each other worlds....
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23 May 2026