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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Don't you hate it when your coworker gets too nosy

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    09 Jun 2026

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    "Just one hint," Malevola pleaded. Prism leaned against her chair, eyeing Robert expectantly.

    Robert stared at them briefly, deliberating over his response. He settled on honesty. They wouldn't believe him, and they wouldn't be able to link it to his identity as Mecha Man anyway.

    "Sure. I can't die."

    Prism sighed in frustration. "Oh come on! Don't be like that."
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    Robert Robertson III was eight when he realized he had a super power. It was also the first time he died.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Robert does not survive the encounter with Shroud in the bar. However, such a silly little thing as death will not keep a true workaholic from returning to his job.

    Or: Robert’s ghost, oblivious to his fate, haunts the dispatch network.

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    04 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sonar keeps using the word “twink” incorrectly. A very reluctant Robert has to break the news to him.

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    Robert’s...condition had prevented him from vaporization during the explosion. His bones and flesh and blood reformed in the same moment they were erased from existence - he'd amused himself later by imagining he might have left a Looney Toons-esque outline silhouetted in the sky; Wiley Coyote vs. Roadrunner.

    And Robert had felt Every. Fucking. Moment.

    The movies never showed that part, did they?

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    Or: Robert is a vampire. He's dealing with it fine. Perfectly fine. And his new job dispatching the ex-villain he put in prison years ago as Mecha Man? Also not a problem. All he needs is to keep his identity, and his condition, secret, and everything will be perfectly, completely, manageable.

    Ft. much yearning, pining, and general idiocy between Robert and a certain fire-powered hero.

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    02 Jun 2026