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That's That Me Egg-spresso by Princessvamp
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Jun 2025
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"This isn't fair," she finally said, bracing herself against his chest and then looking up at his dark blue eyes. "Gregory is much taller and, okay, so I can’t actually reach the stupid egg, but I did find it first! Just because you’re freakingshly tall--"
"Reachers keepers," he joked, cheek twitching with an apparent attempt to avoid smirking and inciting her ire.
Too late, ire incited. She stamped her foot, feeling extremely childish yet unable to stop herself. "Colin!"
Colin laughed affectionately, then reached up and plucked the egg from where it was wedged between branches.
Refusing to be beaten, Penelope grunted and stretched up on her toes, extending her arm as high as she could reach, trying to snatch the egg from his triumphant grasp, which was comically higher than her own. Colin kept his arm up and smiled down at her, eyes dancing with laughter. They stumbled back and forth, Penelope huffing as she reached, one hand on his shoulder to help her balance as she jumped, trying to ignore the way it felt as her body bumped against his, his hand lightly on her waist to stop her falling off to the side.
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Penelope Featherington thought this would be the best summer of her life. She's finally living on her own instead of moving back home with her controlling parents, she has her own job, she has a boyfriend, everything was supposed to be perfect.
But so far, her best summer has turned out to be her worst, loneliest, most nothingburger summer yet. Until a handsome stranger finds her crying on a bench, and her summer really begins...
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Penelope is already dating Debling when she meets Colin. Shenanigans (Gay shenanigans, Library shenanigans, Penelope losing her mind being in love with Colin while she's still dating Debling shenanigans) ensue!
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23 May 2026
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The Selkie was a rough old pub, only a stone's throw from east London's best brothels and the working men they both served. There wasn't anywhere quite like it though, not with Charlotte running the place and seizing every opportunity she could get - even if it meant making deals with a gangster and setting his favourite barmaid in his sights to keep him sweet.
Penelope had always been taught the Devil would have a handsome face - what she wasn't prepared for is for him to be a gentleman as well.
What does a poor working girl do when a dangerous man offers her what none ever has before: safety.
aka 1890s Barmaid!Penelope x Gangster!Colin
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10 May 2026
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“Are you sure you want to do it like this, Pen?”
Penelope paused, giving the question the consideration the weight she knew it deserved. This was a big deal. It was asking a lot of both of them.
“Yes,” she said, quietly but firmly. “I’m sure.”///
Penelope has a sexual fantasy, and she and Colin work through it together
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29 Apr 2026
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colin thinks he'd be able to enjoy just about anything sexually if it's with the right person; penelope disagrees. a game of chicken ensues.
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by the power of portia's old cosmo magazines and prolonged eye contact, colin finally makes his move.
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09 Apr 2026
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Colin huffs and frowns. “I like it here.”
“Kneeling on my hard, outdated linoleum kitchen floor?”
Nodding emphatically, he affirms, “It’s where I belong.”
Penelope chokes on an ill-timed sip of wine. “What?”
“I like looking up at you.”
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Here's what I imagine would happen if you took a recently enlightened Colin, fed him alcohol, and let him play with his bestie's beautiful, curly hair.
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09 Apr 2026